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>> LaFonda: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS," WE TAKE YOU
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INSIDE THE WORLD-FAMOUS
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SNEAD NORMANDY YOUTH GOLF
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ACADEMY -- BREEDING GROUND FOR
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WORLD-CLASS PROFESSIONAL
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GOLFERS, OR TRAINING CAMP FOR
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AL-QAEDA SLEEPER CELLS?
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ALSO, WE CATCH UP WITH FAMED
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NEWSMAN DAN RATHER AND LEARN
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ABOUT HIS SECOND CAREER AS PART
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OF THE DIRTY SOUTH HIP-HOP
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SCENE.
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>> IT TURNS OUT BONE CRUSHER,
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BUN B, AND I SHARE AN AGENT.
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THE REST, AS I SAY IN MY SONG
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"FACT MAN TO DA 404," IS
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HISTORY.
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>> LaFonda: ALL THAT AND MORE
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TONIGHT ON "NEWSREADERS."
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60 YEARS AGO, WHEN
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DR. ALFRED KINSEY PUBLISHED HIS
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SEMINAL WORK ON HUMAN SEXUALITY,
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HE NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED THE
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THINGS WE WOULD BE DOING WITH
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AND TO OUR GENITALIA.
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AND DR. KINSEY SURELY COULD
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NEVER HAVE IMAGINED THAT
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AMERICA'S CHANGING SEXUAL HABITS
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MIGHT ONE DAY REVITALIZE A
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STRUGGLING AMERICAN AUTO
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INDUSTRY.
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NOT ONLY MIGHT THEY, DID THEY.
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THE STORY OF THE REBIRTH OF
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DETROIT STEEL BEGINS IN, OF ALL
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PLACES, THIS EASTERN ARIZONA
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STATE UNIVERSITY DORM ROOM,
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WHERE SPORTS DRINK MARKETING
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MAJORS ETHAN LEXWORTH AND
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MICAH BERKELEY HAD A SIMPLE
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IDEA.
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>> WELL, WE DIDN'T HAVE A RIDE
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FOR BONNAROO AND...
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I SAID, "DUDE, IF -- I BET IF WE
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HAD A COOL BUT NONDESCRIPT VAN,
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I BET WE COULD DRIVE OURSELVES
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THERE AND GET GIRLS THAT WE
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DON'T KNOW TO HAVE SEX WITH US."
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>> I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, TOTALLY."
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AND THEN LIKE 10 MINUTES LATER,
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I HAD ANOTHER IDEA.
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>> LaFonda: YOU HAD A SECOND
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IDEA.
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>> YEAH. IT JUST HIT ME.
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IT WAS LIKE A FREIGHT TRUCK.
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>> LaFonda: AND DID YOU SAY WHAT
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THE SECOND IDEA WAS?
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>> I WAS LIKE, "UH, COOL, AND
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THEN IF WE FILM US HAVING SEX
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WITH THE GIRLS, WE COULD JUST
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PUT IT UP ON THE INTERNET."
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>> LaFonda: [ CHUCKLES ]
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IT'S GENIUS.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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YOU GUYS.
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>> WHATEVER.
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>> LaFonda: [ SCOFFS ]
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HOW WAS BONNAROO?
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>> WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
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>> YEAH, WE KIND OF GOT BUSY.
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>> LaFonda: [ LAUGHS ]
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MORE LIKE BONER-ROO. AM I RIGHT?
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>> NOBODY REALLY SAYS "BONER"
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ANYMORE.
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>> LaFonda: THEY LEASED THE
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15-PASSENGER VAN AND JUST
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OUTSIDE THE DEALERSHIP LOT, AN
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INTERNET SENSATION WAS BORN.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU GET INSIDE THE
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VAN?
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WE'LL GET A LITTLE WEIRD.
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>> OKAY. THAT SOUNDS FUN.
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>> OH, GIRL!
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>> OH, THAT IS HELLA BANGIN'.
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>> LaFonda: ETHAN AND MICAH'S
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VIDEOS SPREAD LIKE A VIRAL
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INTERNET VIDEO.
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AND LIKE APPLE COMPUTER AND
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JESUS, ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL
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BUSINESS WAS ONCE AGAIN BORN IN
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A GARAGE.
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AND NOW AMERICA NEEDED MORE
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GARAGES...FOR VANS.
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AS THE [BLEEP] VAN VIDEOS GAINED
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IN POPULARITY, VANS SALES SPIKED
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ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AND AUTO
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MANUFACTURERS BEGAN TO HEAVILY
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MARKET THEM AS LUXURY ITEMS.
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>> THE NEW AMERICAN AUTO MOTOR'S
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BENCHMARK L -- ROOMY, SLEEK,
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STYLISH, SOPHISTICATED, AND
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SEXY.
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MUCH MORE THAN TRANSPORTATION,
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IT GETS YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE
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LOOKING FOR.
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>> LaFonda: IN JUST TWO YEARS,
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ETHAN AND MICAH MADE ENOUGH
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MONEY TO BUY AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF
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THEIR DORMITORY, WHICH NOW
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HOUSES THE [BLEEP] VAN OFFICES.
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AMERICA'S LOVE AFFAIR WITH VANS
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SEEMED TO KNOW NO BOUNDS, BUT IT
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LEARNED SOME BOUNDS THANKS TO
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ONE MAN.
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HIS NAME IS AMES MACKENZIE, AND
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HE'S SUING AMERICAN AUTO.
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>> I BOUGHT ONE OF THEIR VANS
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AND DROVE IT AROUND FOR TWO
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WEEKS, APPROACHED GIRLS AT
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PARKING LOTS AND PARKING
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GARAGES AND STRIP MALLS, REGULAR
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MALLS, SPORTS ARENAS, TURNPIKE
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REST AREAS, UH...CARL'S JR.
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PARKING LOTS, ARBY'S PARKING
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LOTS, RAX ROAST BEEF'S PARKING
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LOTS, UM...PARKS, DOG PARKS,
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DEL TACO PARKING LOTS.
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DID I SAY SPORTS ARENAS?
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>> LaFonda: YES, YOU DID.
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>> SPORTS ARENAS AND THE MARINA,
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AND NONE OF THE GIRLS WOULD EVEN
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GET INTO THE VAN, LET ALONE TAKE
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OFF THEIR TOP AND DO STUFF.
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>> LaFonda: SO, HERE YOU ARE,
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STUCK WITH A LEMON.
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>> A LEMON WITH THE PREMIUM
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PACKAGE.
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>> LaFonda: HEATED SEATS?
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>> HEATED SEAT BELTS.
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>> LaFonda: I UNDERSTAND WHY
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YOU'RE SUING AMERICAN AUTO, BUT
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WHY WOULD YOU SUE [BLEEP] VAN?
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>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I WORK AS
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A FILE CLERK AT A LAW FIRM, SO
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THE PAPERWORK'S NOTHING.
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>> EVERYTHING ON OUR WEBSITE IS
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100% REAL.
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>> LaFonda: SO, YOU GUYS AREN'T
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WORRIED ABOUT THIS LAWSUIT?
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>> SORRY IF HE COULDN'T GET LAID
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WITH THE VAN.
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IT WORKS FOR US.
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>> LaFonda: YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS
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ARE JUST GETTING LAID ALL THE
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TIME IN COLLEGE, AREN'T YOU?
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YOU'RE JUST, LIKE...
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I THINK I WAS BORN 20 -- 10
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YEARS TOO EARLY, YOU KNOW?
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I, UH...
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>> BUT YOU CAN JUST GET A VAN.
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>> THEY'RE STYLISH.
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>> YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
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>> LaFonda: AND THAT'S JUST WHAT
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WE DID, TO FIND OUT IF THEIR
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WEBSITE WAS LEGITIMATE.
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SO, CAMMIE, YOU'VE BEEN IN
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SEVERAL [BLEEP] VAN VIDEOS.
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ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE -- NO,
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NO, NO, NO.
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THAT'S -- NO, NO.
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JUST -- YOU CAN PUT YOUR SHIRT
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BACK DOWN.
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IT'S OKAY.
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UM...WHERE WAS I?
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UH...RIGHT.
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE LAWSUIT
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GOING ON?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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I SAW THAT GUY SUING ON TV.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HE PROBABLY HAD A DIRTY VAN.
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THAT'S WHY GIRLS WOULDN'T GET IN
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IT AND DO STUFF.
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>> LaFonda: SO, YOU THINK THE
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VAN WAS THE PROBLEM?
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>> MAYBE.
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I MEAN [BLEEP] VANS ARE ALWAYS
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SPOTLESS ON THE OUTSIDE AND
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ROOMY ON THE INSIDE.
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AND THEY'RE SO SLEEK.
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>> LaFonda: PLUS THEY'RE
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COMFORTABLE AND KIND OF
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SOPHISTICATED.
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DO YOU THINK -- NO, NO, NO,
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CAMMIE.
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NO, NO. STOP, STOP, STOP.
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JUST...PULL IT DOWN.
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IT'S [CLEARS THROAT] NOT
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NECESSARY.
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>> IT'S REALLY HOT IN HERE.
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EVERYTHING'S HEATED.
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>> LaFonda: I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE THE VAN WASN'T CLEAN
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ENOUGH TO BE ENTICING.
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>> NO, IT WAS DETAILED BEFORE I
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GOT IT.
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>> LaFonda: DO YOU SMELL
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SOMETHING?
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>> I ATE SALAMI YESTERDAY.
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>> LaFonda: I-I-I-I THINK THAT'S
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POSSIBLE IT MIGHT BE IT.
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[BLEEP] VAN APPEARED TO BE
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GUILTY OF NOTHING MORE THAN
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PROVIDING A FILE CLERK WITH AN
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OUTLET FOR HIS PAPERWORK SKILLS,
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UNTIL "NEWSREADERS" RECEIVED A
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CALL FROM SOMEBODY -- AN INSIDER
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WHO SAID THEY HAD INSIDE
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INFORMATION.
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>> I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING.
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>> LaFonda: IS THAT YOU, CAMMIE?
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ Deep voice ] NO. NO.
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>> LaFonda: THE SOURCE, WHO
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WE'LL CALL WOODWARD, BECAUSE
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CALLING HER DEEP THROAT WOULD BE
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TOO ON THE NOSE, DECIDED TO COME
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FORWARD BECAUSE SHE HAD SEEN TOO
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MUCH.
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PLEASE, JUST PUT YOUR TOP DOWN.
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LOOK, I KNOW THAT'S YOU, CAMMIE.
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>> [BLEEP] VAN IS NOT WHAT YOU
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THINK IT IS.
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I WAS IN 20 VIDEOS, AND ALL OF A
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SUDDEN, THEY FIRED ME, AND I
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LOST MY HEALTH INSURANCE.
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>> LaFonda: THEY GIVE YOU
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HEALTHCARE?
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>> AND DENTAL.
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FULL PREMIUM PACKAGE.
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FULLY HEATED.
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>> LaFonda: THAT DOESN'T MAKE
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ANY SENSE.
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>> IT WILL WHEN YOU READ THIS.
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>> LaFonda: THAT FOLDER
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CONTAINED A PANDORA'S BOX OF
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SHOCKING REVELATIONS.
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THESE DOCUMENTS TOLD THE UNTOLD
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STORY THAT SOME VERY POWERFUL
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CORPORATE INTERESTS DID NOT WANT
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TO BE TOLD.
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ACCORDING TO ONE AMERICAN AUTO
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INTERNAL MEMO [BLEEP] VAN WAS
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NOT THE WORK OF TWO ENTERPRISING
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COLLEGE STUDENTS, BUT LIKE THE
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BONNAROO MUSIC FESTIVAL, SPRANG
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FROM A POLISHED CORPORATE
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BOARDROOM.
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>> YES, WE ARE COMPLETELY BEHIND
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[BLEEP] VAN.
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>> LaFonda: SO, YOU DON'T DENY
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THIS?
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>> NO. NO.
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WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT.
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IT WAS BRILLIANT ADVERTISING.
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WE GAVE THOSE TWO KIDS A VAN.
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>> LaFonda: AND YOU SENT THEM
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OUT ON THE STREET TO MAKE VIDEOS
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OF THEMSELF HAVING SEX WITH
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GIRLS THEY JUST PICKED UP, HUH?
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>> NO, ACTUALLY, WE TOLD THEM TO
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HAVE SEX WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS,
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THEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY
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PICKED THEM UP ON THE STREET,
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AND THEN WE CREATED A WEBSITE
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FOR THEM, AND THE VIDEOS JUST
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WENT OFF THE CHARTS.
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EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ANY OF
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THE ALTERNATIVE MUSIC FESTIVALS
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WE'VE CREATED.
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>> LaFonda: EVEN COACHELLA?
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>> YEAH.
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THEN WE LAUNCHED THE BENCHMARK L
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COMMERCIALS AND --
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>> LaFonda: TO COINCIDE WITH THE
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SUCCESS OF THE [BLEEP] VAN
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WEBSITE.
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>> YEAH, THE VAN SALES WENT
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THROUGH THE ROOF.
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>> LaFonda: SO, YOU'RE NOT ONLY
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AN AUTO MANUFACTURER, YOU'RE A
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PORN PRODUCER.
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>> I WOULDN'T CALL IT PORN.
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>> LaFonda: WHAT WOULD YOU CALL
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IT?
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>> UM...
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SEXY VAN...STORIES.
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>> LaFonda: PORNOGRAPHY. N-NO?
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>> STORIES.
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>> LaFonda: STORIES.
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>> HUMAN INTEREST.
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>> WE HAD STUDENT LOANS.
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>> AMERICAN AUTO GAVE US THE
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VANS, THE SCRIPTS.
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>> LaFonda: WHAT? THEY GAVE YOU
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"HELLA BANGIN'"?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> MAN, LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
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NO ONE SAYS THAT.
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>> AMERICAN AUTO TOTALLY CAME UP
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WITH "HELLA BANGIN'."
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>> LaFonda: AND YOU, CAMMIE, I
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MEAN, WHY ARE YOU BLOWING THE
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WHISTLE WHEN YOU WERE IN ON THIS
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WHOLE THING?
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>> ETHAN AND I BROKE UP AND THE
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CAR COMPANY WOULDN'T LET US HAVE
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SEX ON CAMERA UNLESS WE WERE
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TOGETHER.
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>> AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE IS A REAL
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CONSERVATIVE COMPANY.
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>> LaFonda: BRO, I MEAN, I
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PERSONALLY WATCHED VIDEOS OF YOU
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HAVING SEX WITH OVER TWO DOZEN
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WOMEN.
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>> MM. YEAH.
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I'M A TOTAL SERIAL DATER.
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>> TOTALLY DEFINES HIMSELF BY
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WHO HE'S DATING.
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>> LaFonda: THAT IS THE WUSSIEST
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THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF.
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>> I HAVE A POET'S HEART.
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>> LaFonda: DUDE, LIKE, WHAT --
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WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> LaFonda: YOU KNOW, DOWNING
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BREWS AND, LIKE, HANGIN',
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BANGIN'.
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>> BANGING WHAT?
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>> LaFonda: LIKE, YOU KNOW,
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BANGIN' -- HELLA BANGIN' --
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>> WE TOLD YOU NO ONE SAYS THAT,
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MAN.
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>> LaFonda: YOU DECEIVED THE
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AMERICAN PUBLIC, AND YOU
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ENCOURAGED YOUNG GIRLS TO THINK
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THAT IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SEX WITH
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STRANGERS IN MOVING VANS.
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>> WE ARE AN AUTO MANUFACTURER.
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>> LaFonda: MM-HMM.
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>> WE HAVE DONE WAY WORSE THINGS
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THAN THIS.
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>> LaFonda: SUCH AS?
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>> THE ANNUAL CALIFORNIA
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WILDFIRES, PERIODIC E. COLI
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BREAKOUTS IN FRESH PRODUCE,
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BURNING MAN, THE EXXON VALDEZ,
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CAT VOMIT, HEPATITIS "B," BUT
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NOT "C," UH...
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THE ZODIAC KILLER.
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>> LaFonda: THAT WAS YOU GUYS?
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>> NO, BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE
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DIDN'T THINK OF IT.
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>> LaFonda: I MEAN, YOU'RE KIND
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OF AN EVIL PERSON.
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>> DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
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QUESTIONS FOR ME?
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>> LaFonda: FINALLY TONIGHT, A
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FEW THOUGHTS FROM SKIP REMING.
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>> MY GRANDCHILDREN, RIDER AND
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MADISON -- YES, THOSE ARE THE
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NAMES THEIR PARENTS ACTUALLY
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CHOSE TO GIVE THEM -- ALWAYS ASK
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ME WHY THINGS USED TO BE SO MUCH
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BETTER IN THE OLDEN DAYS.
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MY ANSWER'S ALWAYS THE SAME.
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FIRST OF ALL, WHEN KIDS USED TO
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ASK QUESTIONS, THEY DID IT
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LOOKING YOU IN THE EYE, WEARING
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A SHIRT WITH A COLLAR AND SHOES
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WITH LEATHER SOLES.
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AND THEN I TELL THEM THINGS WERE
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BETTER BECAUSE CIGARETTES TASTED
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LIKE BURNING FLESH.
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A MAN WAS A MAN.
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IT WAS ILLEGAL FOR DOCTORS TO
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TURN A PENIS INTO A VAGINA.
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YOU COULD LEASE A NEW HORSE
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EVERY YEAR, TURKEY SANDWICHES
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WERE A QUARTER, AND PROSTITUTES
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WERE TWO TURKEY SANDWICHES.
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BUT THESE KIDS AREN'T LISTENING,
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NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
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THEY'RE OFF IN A CORNER, PLAYING
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A NINJA VIDEO GAME IN THEIR
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[BLEEP] RUBBER-SOLED SHOES THAT
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LIGHT UP WHEN THEY WALK.
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>> LaFonda: COMING UP NEXT WEEK,
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WITH SUMMER VACATIONS JUST
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AROUND THE CORNER, WE HAVE A
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STORY THAT MAY MAKE YOU THINK
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TWICE WHEN PLANNING THAT
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VIETNAMESE SEX-TOURISM
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ADVENTURE.
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>> THEIR BROCHURES PROMISED
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EXQUISITE SEX WORKERS.
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AND I FLEW ALL THE WAY OVER
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THERE, WENT TO LIKE 12 DIFFERENT
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BROTHELS, AND NONE OF THE GIRLS
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WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME.
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>> LaFonda: IF YOU WOULD LIKE A
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TRANSCRIPT OF TONIGHT'S PROGRAM,
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USE BOTH YOUR DVR AND A
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COMPUTER, AND YOU CAN PROBABLY
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KNOCK IT OUT IN A COUPLE OF
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HOURS.
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I'M LOUIS LaFONDA.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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