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♪ Sit and I'll sing
you some lore ♪
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♪ Of a prince
and a peasant of yore ♪
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♪ Despite family name,
two friends they became ♪
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♪ Who knows what their fate
has in store? ♪
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♪ The meet at the castle
each day ♪
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♪ Together, they laugh,
and they play ♪
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♪ They take lots of walks
and share lots of talks ♪
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♪ They're spending an excessive
amount of time together ♪
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♪ But really, like,
what's going on? ♪
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♪ He seems into her,
but he's weird ♪
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♪ What's he doing there?
You see, with his hand? ♪
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♪ Yikes, this is
so hard to watch ♪
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♪ She's also not
helping things much ♪
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♪ Look how she's punching
his arm ♪
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♪ Is she trying to flirt?
Oh, look, now he's hurt ♪
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♪ She's punched him too hard
in the arm ♪
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♪ And so that's the tale
of a star-crossed pair ♪
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♪ Or are they just
two normal friends? ♪
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♪ Clarity would be nice
for everyone involved ♪
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♪ In terms of knowing how
to proceed with more verses ♪
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♪ In terms of knowing
how to proceed -- ♪
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Excuse me?
Can you stop singing?
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I-I can hear you,
and it's really unnerving.
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I don't tell you
how to do your job.
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Who is even paying you
to do this?
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I'm independently
wealthy.
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♪ With more verses
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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I am so impressed
you knew how to build
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one of these
star-tracking devices.
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What is it called again?
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It's an astrolabe.
Thank you.
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It's been really fun working
on this with you.
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Well, um, seeing
as we're on the topic
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of space and time, um,
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I was wondering if you had
any plans this Saturday.
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Oh, uh, no.
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I'm not doing anything.
Why?
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Um, well...
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I saw this, actually.
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An astronomer's giving a lecture
right here in Lower Murkford!
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Whoa!
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Um, I wondered
if you'd like to go.
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Yeah, I'd love to.
Great!
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Well, then I shall plan
to pick you at your place
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for our...
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Saturday hanging-out
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session.
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Awesome.
Yeah.
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We'll see you then.
Yeah!
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Gotcha.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Oh, buddy.
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Lord Vexler?
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Do you have an opinion
on something?
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Oh, I'd just be careful
if I were you.
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You know, matters of the heart
can get complicated.
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Oh, Vexler.
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I'm no stranger
to matters of the heart.
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I was engaged before,
remember?
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To Princess Isabella.
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That was only because
your fathers were trying
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to form a political alliance.
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And you were
both babies.
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Still, I would have
wed her happily
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had she not been carried off
by that hawk.
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All I'm saying is,
don't get too invested.
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Relationships between peasants
and princes never work.
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You're from completely
different worlds.
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Who cares about
that nonsense?
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No, we get along,
we have fun together,
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and we're about to go
on a wonderful first date.
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Oh, i-is it a date?
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Of course it is.
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Ah.
Does she know that?
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Did you say it
explicitly?
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I thought it was implied.
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Mm-hmm.
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I said, "Look,
Farmer Greg,
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you can tell me that's a potato
until the cows come home,
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but my cryin' eyes
says it's an onion."
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He honored the coupon
after that.
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Look. Oh, shh, shh, shh!
6:00 -- Time for the news.
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Oh.
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Hello,
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and thank you for tuning in
to Mad Jane,
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your most watched
and trusted source
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for the news of the day.
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Can we turn it up a bit?Uh, sure.
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Uh, speak louder.
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The crisis on the border
continues!
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A caravan of Druids
has been spotted
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crossing into Lower Murkford --
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the Druids depicted here.
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Hey, how many Druids does it
take to screw in a wall torch?
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-How many?
-10.
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One to screw it in,
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the rest to rob your house
while it's dark.
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One to screw it in...
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Oh.
That's rich.
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Pbht! Nuts!
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Need a hand?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Ah, I don't believe
we've met before.
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I'm Eddie.
I'm Lila.
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I just moved here.
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Oh, well, welcome
to the neighborhood.
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Thanks.
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I'll be right here if you need
more roadside assistance.
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That's rich.
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Hey, Lila,
if you ever want to grab a beer,
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me and my buddies are usually
hanging out at the tavern.
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Stop on by.
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We're a friendly bunch.
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I would love to.
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Thanks, Eddie.
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Well, alright, then.
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♪ Druid-aaa
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♪ Druid-ohhh
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Looking forward
to that beer, Eddie.
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Thanks again for the invite.
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Al: Psst! Maggie.
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How do I look?
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Like you're going
on a date.
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It's not
necessarily a date.
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Shouldn't you already know that
by this point?
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Chauncley's
hard to read.
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I can never tell if he's
sweating because he likes me
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or because
his royally inbred body
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can't regulate
his temperature.
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Well, do you want it
to be a date?
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I'm open to
the possibility.
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Ugh.
I'm sick of this already.
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Thanks again
for inviting me.
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This will be fun.Oh, I'm excited.
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Yeah, you and me finally
going out on a...
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scientific lecture.
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Um, two please.
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Well, it's your lucky day,
'cause we're having
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a lover's special.
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Uh, wh-what's that?
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Admission is
three coins for couples
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or two apiece for singles.
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Oh, um, right.
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Well, l-let's see.
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Um...
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So what'll it be?
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One lover's special
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or two singles?
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Is -- Is there
a third option?
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No.
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Um, well, uh...
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Um...
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Two singles, please.
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Hey, thanks for paying.
I'll grab the next one.
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Ah, no --
no problem.
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Thank you.
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So, here we are.
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The big talk.
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Something tells me
it's going to be
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out of this world.
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Get it?
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Out of this world?
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Because the nature of the talk
is astronomical
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or out of this world,
as it were?
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Oh.
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Nice.
Mm.
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Thanks.
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Hi, everyone.
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Who's that?
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I'm Archie Cosmos.
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Wait.
Are we in the right room?
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Now, I know that science
can feel pretty technical,
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but I'm gonna try
and keep things fun.
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And who knows?
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My talk might even be
out of this world.
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And so, in conclusion,
that is why stars twinkle.
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I've always wondered
about that.
Hmm.
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Okay, any questions?
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-Yes.
-Yes. Hi.
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Um, why don't you look
like your picture?
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I get that a lot.
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It was actually painted
by the blind artist of Gabagool.
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Eh,
it's a terrible likeness.
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Yeah,
but the artist was blind,
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so it's pretty good,
considering.Aw, I don't think so.
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Alright. Thank you, everyone,
so much for your time.
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Thank you.
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May the North Star
guide you always.
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Right.
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So, shall we get going?
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Are you kidding?
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When else
are we gonna get a chance
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to talk to an astronomer?
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Let's go.
Mm.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
We just wanted to say that
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we really enjoyed
your talk...
Mm.
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...especially what you said
about celestial rotation.
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It's a controversial opinion,
but I've always believed
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that the Earth revolves
around the --
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Sun.
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Yes, exactly.
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Well, I'm glad
I'm not the only one.
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And the moon.
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It's also up there.
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Y-Yeah, that's --
that's so true.
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Good call, man.
It's up there, for sure.
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Uh, this is really
embarrassing,
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but would you mind signing
our astrolabe?
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Uh, y-yeah.
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Wow.
That is a beaut.
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Who should I make it out to?Al and Chauncley.
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Yes, we've been
building it together.
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You know, if you want
to test that thing out,
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my calculations tell me
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that Laslo's Comet will be
passing Lower Murkford tonight.
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I've scoped out this great
vantage point at the top
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of Chicken Neck Hill
if, um, you and your...
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husband want to join.Oho!
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We're not married.We are not wed.
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We're friends.We are unwedded friends.
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Well, you're welcome to join
as, um, friends.
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That'd be great.Yes, I'd love that.
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Al and Chauncley.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
Ooh!
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I've got one.
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What's gray and furry
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and looks good on
a Druid's neck?
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What?
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A hungry wolf!
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Because it is
eating the Druid.
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Yeah, um...
but they're not all bad.
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Some...
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are even good, maybe.
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What's up
with you today?
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Nothing.
Just forget it.
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Speak of the devil.
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You have something
you want to say to me?
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Relax.
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We're just having fun,
right, Eddie?
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Huh.
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Man: Well-played, everyone.
Right, Eddie?
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So, as an explorer,
do you get to travel a lot?
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My work takes me
to the four corners
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of the world
pretty regularly.
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Oh, uh, yeah, I'm a bit
of a world traveler myself.
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A rolling stone,
if you will.
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Going wherever
the good wind takes me.
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Oh, nice.
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I'm always looking
for travel "recs."
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What's your
favorite spot?
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Oh, just this place called
Pretty Little Princess
261
00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:26,962
Mandrake Beach Resort --
Do you know it?
262
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,342
I'm pretty friendly
with the concierge there.
263
00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:29,792
I could probably
get you a "rez."
264
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:33,106
Oh, thanks.
It's not really my style.
265
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,901
I sort of prefer
to rough it.
266
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,385
You ever traveled, Al?
267
00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:38,076
Nah, my family's
all shit shovelers,
268
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:41,286
so vacations always seemed
kind of out of reach.
269
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,943
I totally get it.
270
00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:44,945
I'm from a lower-income
background myself.
271
00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:46,636
My parents are puke-moppers
by trade.
272
00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:48,121
No way!
Yeah.
273
00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,882
One day, I just decided to
take control of my own destiny,
274
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,436
set off into the world,
consequences be damned.
275
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:55,645
I even changed my name
from Archibald Pukemopper
276
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,682
to Archibald Cosmos
277
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,788
'cause that's how far
I dare to dream.
278
00:11:59,822 --> 00:12:00,789
Wow.
279
00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:01,755
Yeah.
280
00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,936
This is
an eagle feather.
281
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,972
I wear it as a reminder
to fly free
282
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:14,734
until I find my destiny.
283
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,080
Take it.
284
00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:19,083
Till you find
your own.
285
00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,567
Thank you.
286
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,919
And here...is...
287
00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:31,302
some money.
288
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,131
Take it.
289
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,099
Till you find
your own.
290
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:38,965
This makes me
feel weird.
291
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,487
Oh.
292
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:45,937
What do you want?
293
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,939
Wanted to bring you
a little housewarming gift.
294
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,424
These are fresh rock sprouts
from my garden.
295
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,943
If this is your way
of trying to make up
296
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:54,428
for what happened at the tavern,
it's not gonna work.
297
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,258
Are you talking
about my friends?
298
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:59,640
Those knuckleheads.
They're just joking around.
299
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,608
They're nice folks
once you get to know them.
300
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,299
They seem like a bunch
of jerks to me,
301
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:08,408
and if you hang out with them,
then you seem like one, too.
302
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,823
Okay, word of advice.
303
00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:12,481
You can make things a lot easier
on yourself here in town
304
00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:14,863
if you just left the whole
Druid getup at home.
305
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,761
I mean, I don't mind it,
but, uh...
306
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,937
it does draw a bit of attention,
you know?
307
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,629
Go yourself.
308
00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:27,289
I've never seen stars
like this before.
309
00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,911
It's pretty amazing, huh?
310
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:31,880
It reminds me
of how small we are,
311
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,951
how fleeting life is.
312
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,400
That's why we need
to take advantage
313
00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,126
of every moment we have.
314
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:39,646
That's so true.
Yeah.
315
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,821
You know,
it's getting rather chilly.
316
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,133
Perhaps we should
head back soon, eh?
317
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,308
We can catch the comet
the next time it swings by.
318
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:47,861
It's not for
another 87 years.
319
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,276
Oh, well, yes,
but we haven't had
320
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,760
our second supper
or our snackies.
321
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:53,660
No sweat.
I've got us covered.
322
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:56,145
Voilà!
Al: Whoa! Nice!
323
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,595
Smells so good.
324
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,080
It's a gift from a trader
in Verona.
Wow.
325
00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,669
So, is this
a cut-your-own-meat situation?
326
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,671
Oh, uh...
I'll get that for you.
327
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:07,432
Oh, no, no, no.
I am a man of the world.
328
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,918
I think I can handle this,
thank you.
329
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:11,264
Cheers.
330
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,892
Oh, my God,
he's choking.Not to worry.
331
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,550
I learned this trick
from the Healing Monks of Meru.
332
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,838
Ah, thank God!
333
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,460
Chauncley, are you okay?Oh, yes.
334
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:36,841
Yes, I'm fine.
I'll just be back in a moment.
335
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,498
I seem to have done
a little pee-pee.
336
00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:39,844
Uh, do you want me
to come with you?
337
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,295
No, no! I just need
a -- a moment alone.
338
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:46,092
Okay.
339
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,302
It's fine.
You're fine.
340
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,648
Everything's fine.
341
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,270
♪ You like her,
and she likes you ♪
342
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:55,618
♪ Doodely-doodely-doodely-doo
There you are.
343
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:58,932
You've song a little song.
Now you feel better.
344
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:18,952
Man: I was not expecting
another anti-Druid punch line.
345
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,816
Woman: I know.Oh, come on!
346
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,163
I'm starting to get real sick
of these jokes.
347
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,406
Chill out, Eddie!
348
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,615
No, you chill out!
349
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:27,892
I have a joke for you.
350
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,445
How many of "you guys"
does it take
351
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,930
to screw in a wall torch?
352
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,483
What?10.
353
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,760
One to screw it in
354
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:36,832
and the rest to be
a bunch of jerks.
355
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,942
I don't like it when that joke
is directed at us.
356
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,155
Ohh!
Again?
357
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,915
Uh, sorry.
358
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,331
They wouldn't let me in
at the gate for some reason.
359
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:54,608
Oh. Strange.
360
00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,507
You must've been
removed from the list.
361
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,164
What happened
to you last night?
362
00:15:58,198 --> 00:16:00,787
You just disappeared.
I was really worried.
363
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,823
Not that worried,
apparently.
364
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,480
Is this about Archie?What?
365
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,586
No. Absolutely not.
It has nothing to do with him.
366
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,001
I'd already forgotten
about him.
367
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:09,899
Okay, well,
then why are you being so weird?
368
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,281
I'm not being weird.
I'm j-- I'm being realistic.
369
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:15,595
And maybe we weren't meant
to be friends.
370
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,045
What are you
talking about?
371
00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,979
I am the crown prince.
You are a peasant.
372
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,670
We're from two completely
different worlds.
373
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,672
That's a really childish
point of view.
374
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,260
It's not childish!
375
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,814
And, furthermore, I'm good,
and you're bad.
376
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,850
I'm pretty,
and you're ugly.
377
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,576
I'm clean,
and you stink.
378
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:32,853
Ugh! Yuck!
Pee-yew!
379
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,552
Hey, Eddie.
380
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:44,072
Thanks for sticking up for me
at the tavern last night.
381
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,590
How'd you know
I did that?
382
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,109
I used my Druid magic.
383
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:49,111
Ah, you Druids
are something else.
384
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,803
I'm joking, you dummy.
I'm friends with the bartender.
385
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,253
Oh.
That's rich!
386
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,256
Come on.
Let's go grab a beer.
387
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,638
Eddie: Guys,
this is my friend, Lila.
388
00:16:58,672 --> 00:16:59,604
-Hey.
-Oh, hi.
389
00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:03,056
Hi.
390
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:08,820
So, do Druids,
like, eat babies?
391
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,753
Gladys, come on.
392
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:14,412
We do not eat babies,
and that's offensive.
393
00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:15,758
Sorry.
394
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,243
I love your hair.
395
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,383
Can I touch it?
396
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,419
What?
I can't say that?
397
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,318
I'm just interested.
Sorry.
398
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:27,080
This is gonna take us some time
to figure out.
399
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:30,670
This just in.
An update on the Druid invasion.
400
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,120
Uh, uh, Mad Jane, can --
401
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,776
can you switch
to something else?
402
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:35,330
Right?
403
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:38,954
Welcome to the Mad Jane
Home Shopping Hour.
404
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:41,750
Thank you.For three easy payments,
405
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:45,064
you can own this necklace
of my baby teeth.
406
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,237
-Ooh! Ooh!
-Fine!
407
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:49,240
-I like that, yeah.
-Ooh, Daddy like.
408
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:54,487
Archie:
That flickering orb's Venus.
409
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,316
You can tell 'cause
it's the brightest object
410
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,973
in the sky.
411
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,676
No.
Away from the castle.
412
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:14,127
Ah, you see?
Right.
413
00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,235
Looks cool.
414
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,133
Mm-hmm.
415
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:39,808
Damn it.
416
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,845
♪ The prince finally
had his shot ♪
417
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,952
♪ But he handled things
totally wrong ♪
418
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:49,266
♪ He messed up all week
in a number of ways ♪
419
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,923
♪ And now I will
list them in song ♪
420
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,477
Chauncley:
That's really not necessary.
421
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:56,307
♪ First, there was that thing
with the lecture ♪
422
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:59,379
♪ That should have been
a home run ♪
423
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:02,900
♪ It would have been great
if he called it a date ♪
424
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,455
♪ Man, did he
that one up ♪There wasn't even
a rhyme there!
425
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:09,320
♪ Another thing that
he up ♪
426
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:12,565
♪ Was the basic act
of trying to chew ♪
427
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:16,085
♪ He choked on some meat
and turned white as a sheet ♪
428
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,779
♪ It's impossible
to bounce back from that ♪
429
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,301
Are you finished?.......Almost
430
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,931
♪ And so that's the tale
of the star-crossed pair ♪
431
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,934
♪ The moral is that
the prince sucks ♪
432
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,144
♪ Now Al is in love
with a much cooler dude ♪
433
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,596
♪ And Prince Chauncley's
alone with his ducks ♪
434
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,771
Chauncley:
Don't encourage him, guys.
435
00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:49,257
Traitors.
436
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,397
♪ How do I know
437
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:54,986
♪ If I love you?
438
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:56,988
♪ When I sure
439
00:19:57,023 --> 00:20:00,923
♪ Like your bread
440
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,236
♪ How do I know
441
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:06,791
♪ If I love you?
442
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:09,484
♪ When all these things
443
00:20:09,518 --> 00:20:12,418
♪ Come and go?
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