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Roz: Is this your first time
in therapy?
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Yes.
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I noticed you wore
a lot of armor to our session.
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So what?
I'm curious
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if part of you feels like
you need protection,
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like there's something
about you that is,
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in some ways,
vulnerable.
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Okay, well, this has
been a waste of time.
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You are enough.
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What did you say to me?
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You...are...enough.
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You're being very,
very brave.
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Here.
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Great work, Ethan.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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Wow, that was one
heck of a wait,
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but, ha,
my garden's finally ready.
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I can't wait to pick
those veggies.What did you grow
this year, Dad?
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Oh, everything -- tomatoes,
beets, carrots, cucumbers.
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Oh, my God.Dad, look at your garden!
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Oh, no!
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Who would do something
like this?
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A royal goat.
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Come on!
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I work hard all year,
busting my back
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to try
and put food on the table,
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and a royal goat takes it away
in the blink of an eye!
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And now we're all gonna
starve to death!
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Oh, well.
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Nothing we can do about it.
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Dad, no.
The Crown should be held liable
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and give you money
for new seeds.
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Take the Crown to court?Yeah.
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I don't know, sweetie, uh,
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maybe we shouldn't
ruffle any feathers.
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Yeah, Al.
A smooth bird flies better.
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No, I'm tired of the Crown
always screwing us over.
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I say we stand up for ourselves
and we fight this thing.
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man
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♪ I'm a little pudding man
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man
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♪ I'm a little pudding
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Ohh! Oh! Oh!
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Father, I'm so sorry.
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Please, just make
the thrashing swift.
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It's okay, son.
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No problem.
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Would you like
to go for a walk?
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Dad, uh, are you --
are you quite well?
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You do -- You do seem
a little different today.
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I feeldifferent.
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Been doing therapy, and,
uh, it's really helping me
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find the roots
to my core hurts.
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Also, my therapist
prescribed me a potion
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that's got me
low-key kinda faded.
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Oh, oh, father, I...
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think it's absolutely wonderful
that you're asking for help.
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Son, I'm sorry
it's taken me so long.
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I want to make up
for lost time.
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What do you say you and me
put the past behind us
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and start afresh?
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I-I-I would love that,
Dad.
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Oh! Aah!
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Sorry. Reflex.
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Ah, totally understandable.
Growth doesn't happen overnight.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Let's do bonding.
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Eddie: You sure this lawsuit's
a good idea, sweetie?
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Oh, yeah.
The Crown is going down.
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Ah, I just can't wait
to get started.
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Ditto. Lord Vexler,
representing the Crown.
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Wowzers.
You look hot!
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Dad.
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Alexandra,
he needs to know.
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Why'd you
bring the goat?
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This is my client,
Gobbler.
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I'm sorry. What?
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No, we're suing the Crown,
not the goat.
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The Crown didn't allegedly
eat your garden.
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Your issue is with Gobbler,
and my goat client is innocent.
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He's just trying to get
under our skin, but don't worry.
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An unbiased jury
will side with us.
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What the hell?
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Vexler, did you stack the jury
with goat herders?!
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That's not fair!
They love goats!
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Oopsie.
I'm a bad wittle lawyer.
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Judge Marks,
you old bag of balloons!
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Judge: Lord Vexler!
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A little gift...
from my client.
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Mmm! Yummy!
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Looks like a pretty
goat-friendly judge and jury.
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But I trust ya,
sweetie.
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Mikey, is the goat
who ate the garden
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in this courtroom now?
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Yes.
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Can you point out
him or her?
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Oh, come on.
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Let the record show
that Mikey pointed to Gobbler.
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Between this eyewitness
testimony
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and the preponderance
of forensic evidence,
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you have no choice
but to convict.
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No further questions,
Your Honor.
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Wow, that was educational.
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I think I speak for everyone
when I say,
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"Thanks for the nap,
Alexandra."
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Nap!
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Vexler:
I'll take it from here.
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Michael, would you consider
goats to be stubborn animals?
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I mean, yeah.
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That's kind of their thing,
right?
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Oh, so you think all goats
are stubborn?
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Sounds like pretty classic
anti-goat bias to me.
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All: Goats. Goats. Goats.
Goats. Goats. Goats.
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On behalf of Gobbler the goat,
I would like to enter a motion
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to countersue
for defamation.
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Motion approved.
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What?!Mr. Shitshoveler,
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the penalty for defamation...
is death.
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So, if we lose this trial,
my dad will be killed?
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That's correct.
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Specifically, he will be fed
to the defendant.
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This is totally unfair.
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I mean, how are we
supposed to win
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if Vexler won't play
by the rules?
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Maybe we can still go
with the public defender.
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I've got a better idea.
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Is this sea or sky?
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Ooh, that's a bit of sky,
I think.
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I shall put it
in this area.
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This shall be
the sky area.
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Good idea.
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Ooh!
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I think I've found
a corner piece.
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Oh, wonderful!
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They are the key
in a puzzle.
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Oh, Father, would you mind
if we take a brief respite
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from our puzzle party?
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Not at all.
I'll be right here, son.
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It does sound like
your father's been given
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some rather
rough treatment.
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I-Is there anything
I can do to help?
Yes.
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I was thinking maybe
you could ask your dad
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to come down to the courthouse
and enforce a fair trial?
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Well, normally,
I would be terrified
to ask my father anything,
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but we've become quite close
as of this morning,
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so I'll give it a whirl.Thank you! Thank you!
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Okay, well, please hurry
because I don't know
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how long
we're gonna last in there.Okay.
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What did I miss?
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Eddie: Honestly,
it's been amazing.
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Lord Vexler totally
broke Mikey down.
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I don't know
what's real anymore.
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I'm so mixed up.
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Mwah! Bellissimo!
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Hey, big guy!
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Father, I was wondering if
you might do me a small favor.
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Of course, son.
What is it?
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Would you mind popping down
to the courthouse very quickly?
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It turns out
our judicial system
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might be a little
less than fair.
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Are you saying...
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there's a problem
with my laws?
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Nevermind, Papa.
All is well.
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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Vexler: Your Honor,
I would like to introduce...
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Perfect timing.
Where's the king?
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Uh, so, yes, bit of a good
news/bad news situation.
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Bad news is
my dad's not coming.
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Good news is our
father-son relationship
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is still progressing
quite nicely.
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Well, what did he say
when you asked him?
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Well, to be fair,
I didn't actually ask him.
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I sort of started to ask him,
but then I got a very
strong vibe
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it was gonna be a no,
so I just didn't.
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You didn't even ask him?!
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Al, he's been in such
a good mood lately.
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I didn't want to annoy him.So, not annoying your dad
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is more important
than saving mine?
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What? No.
Al, come on.
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Hear ye, hear ye!
I'm the town crier!
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And it's the end of day two
of what's being called
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"The Trial of the Century."
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Closing arguments are tomorrow,
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but it's not looking good
for Eddie,
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as depicted here
in this courtroom sketch.
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Lord Vexler, any comments
on today's proceedings?
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Yes, thank you.
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Some hard truths came to light
in there today,
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but all in all,
we're confident
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that tomorrow,
justice will prevail.
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I also want to let everyone know
that my client's written a book
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for sale entitled
"If I Ate It,"
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now available
wherever books are sold.
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Ooh. You got to
read me that book.
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Father, do you mind
if I ask you something?
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There's a-a young woman
that I've come to know recently,
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and the truth is, I find myself
quite dazzled by her.
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But recently, I-I fear
I may have done something stupid
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that has ruined any chance
we have of growing closer.
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I-I was wondering
if you had any advice.
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You should murder her.
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Um, Dad, when are you
going back to therapy?
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Never. I burnt down
my therapist's hut
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when I realized that she was
charging me for a full hour
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and I had only been there
for 50 minutes.
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I mean, what's that?
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So, you're, um --
You're --
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You're back to being
how you've always been, then?
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Yep.
I'll never grow or change.
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Change is weakness
creeping into the body.
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Anyway,
it's not like I'm sick.
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Servant: King Cragnoor, sire,
I'm sorry to inform you
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we've run out
of Maraschino cherries.
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How's it coming,
sweetheart?
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I'm trying to figure out
something that'll sway the jury,
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but it's not
going great.
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You wouldn't happen to have
a secret twin
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we could blame this all on,
do you?
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I do, but not one
that I'm close with.
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I'm sorry I got us
into this, Dad.
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I was an idiot for thinking
I could change things.
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Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
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You know I'll be proud of you
until my dying breath,
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which is tomorrow.
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Hi.
What do you want?
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Look, I'm so sorry
I let you down earlier.
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Al, it was...
very stupid of me.
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And I want to try
and help.
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So it isn't much, but I-I
raided the royal library.
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Thought there might be something
in here that can help your case.
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What, this is --
this is amazing.
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Thank you.
Chauncley, seriously.
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Oh, no, it's the least
I can do.
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Anyway, I'll, uh,
leave you to it.
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Wait.
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Would you want to stay and help
me read through some of these?
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I-I'd love to.
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Chauncley.
Chauncley, look.
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Vexler: In closing,
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this trial has been
the most disturbing experience
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of my entire life.
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It's true, kids.
Monsters are real.
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So I beg of you, find
Eddie Murphy Shitshoveler
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guilty on all counts
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and give my client,
Gobbler the goat,
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the justice
she so rightly deserves.
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I rest my case.
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Defense,
your closing statement.
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Truth...justice --
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These are all concepts
I almost stopped believing in.
255
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But then I realized, sometimes
justice needs a new truth.
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00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,393
And with that in mind,
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my father pleads guilty
to all crimes!
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Judge: Order!
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00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,988
Oh, finally decided
to give up, huh?
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Per this change of plea,
the court finds the defendant --
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Just one more thing,
Your Honor.
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We all agree the goat
has the full legal right
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to eat my father.
264
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,415
But here's the rub.
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How can a man
legally be fed to a goat
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when that goat is also...
his wife?
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00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,289
Explain yourself,
counselor.
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Chapter 14, article 221
"Lower Murkford Law"
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states that,
"No wife may eat her husband,"
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but there's no law that says
a man can't marry a goat.
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I see.
272
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,754
And has this marriage
been authorized
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by a royal representative?
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00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:32,414
It has. By me.
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Seeing as Gobbler
is royal property,
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when Mr. Shitshoveler asked
for her hand in marriage,
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I eagerly gave my blessing.
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I don't know what she sees
in this melted Popsicle,
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00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:43,390
but, hey, I'm not gonna
talk her out of it.
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00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,807
Objection!
This is insane.
281
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,775
A-A-A man
can't marry a goat!
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00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,882
Okay, that sounds like some
classic anti-goat bias to me.
283
00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:54,091
Goats. Goats.
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Judge: Order!
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After reviewing the exhibits
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and determining that
Eddie and Gobbler
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00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:02,306
clearly love each other
very much,
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00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:07,000
Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...
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00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,795
you are free to go.
290
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:14,732
Great job, sweetie.
291
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:17,114
I'm proud of you.
Thanks, Dad.
292
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,807
Alright, get your purse, dear.
We're going home.
293
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,295
Al: For real,
thank you.
294
00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:28,159
I-I couldn't have done it
without you.
295
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,368
You're welcome.
Al, I was wondering,
296
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,130
would you ever
want to hang...?
297
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,097
Hello, Father.
298
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:38,100
I've just been informed
that you aided a peasant
299
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,207
in humiliating the Crown
in court.
300
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:44,796
Yes, and I can see how that
might be a trigger for you,
301
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,695
but I'm still your son.
302
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:50,354
What do you say we just move
past this and continue to heal?
303
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:53,874
I say that this is the reason
I cursed God
304
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,738
the moment you were born.
305
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,361
When I saw your soft,
weak mass
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00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:58,845
expelled from
your mother's womb,
307
00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:01,330
I knew my kingdom
was doomed!
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00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,333
You suck.
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00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,199
Chauncley, I'm sorry.It's fine.
I'm used to it.
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00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,823
Yes?
311
00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:24,733
Chauncley:
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00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,639
Oh!
Al: Ooh!
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00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,434
Oh, hi!
314
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,918
I brought
your books back.
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00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,437
I didn't want to go
through the front
316
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,750
'cause your dad was
strangling someone in the foyer.
317
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,511
Oh, yikes.
That's two in a day.
318
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,789
Well, at least
he'll sleep well tonight.
319
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,620
You didn't have to come
all this way, by the way.
That's very kind of you.
320
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,174
I'm sorry you got in trouble
for helping me.
321
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:54,073
It was worth it.
322
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,387
Have you eaten dinner?
323
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:01,356
Um...
324
00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,567
You know, I-I haven't.
325
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,155
Great.
326
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,605
Sir, thank you so much for
having me. This is wonderful.
327
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,193
Oh, it's our pleasure.
328
00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,540
Sorry the vegetables
are a little bit eaten.
329
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:17,579
Oh! No,
I-I hadn't even noticed.
330
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,477
We should say grace.
331
00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:22,031
After all, we've had it
pretty good lately.
332
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,895
Dad, things have been
going horribly.
333
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,933
The goat ate your garden,
and then you were almost killed.
334
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,900
Oh, honey,
don't be dramatic.
335
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,385
Hands.
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00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:32,628
Dear Lord, thank you
for the privilege
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00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:37,046
of eating this great meal
with family and new friends.
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00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,290
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
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00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,466
Hey, babe, can you
grab me a water?
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00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,813
That's okay.
Don't worry about it.
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00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:47,712
Happy wife, happy life.
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