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♪♪
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[Quill]
Listen up, people.
My dad's out there,
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somewhere on the loose
with five Centurion helmets.
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It's only a matter of time
before he pops up
and makes his move.
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So, how do we stop him?
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We shall destroy
J'Son of Spartax!
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Okay, you get points
for consistency, Drax,
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but none of our weapons
can stand up to those helmets.
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I am Groot.
You read my mind, bud.
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Only one gearhead in the galaxy
can engineer that kind of boom--
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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The greatest weapons designer
in the history
of the known universe?
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[angry grunt]
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You guys got
no culture whatsoever!
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[objects clattering]
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Trading knives!
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Collectible targets!
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And my "piece de resistance,"
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Ja Kyee's patented
Universal Hex Bolt!
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Hey, cool!
Ah-ah-ah!
Don't touch, Quill.
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In fact, don't even look
at it no more, okay?
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Just go, go, go!
[yells]
[grunts]
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So, like I was saying,
if anyone has a weapon
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that can stop J'Son
and the Centurion helmets,
it's Jackie.
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Rocket may be right.
Thanos considered
Ja Kyee's work
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dangerous enough
to keep tabs on her, but she
went into hiding years ago.
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Not "hiding," Gamora,
retirement.
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Legend has it she created
a doomsday device so powerful
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that Nova Corps paid her
a fortune not to build it.
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[laughs]
Eh, she found a quiet little
planet and lives in seclusion.
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Okay, new plan:
get Jackie to make us a sweet
little anti-helmet weapon.
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Eh, Jackie hates Spartax,
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so she'll definitely
wanna help us stick it to J'Son.
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But how will we locate her?
Finding her's easy.
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Getting past
her totally fearsome
planet-wide security system?
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Not so much.
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And you know this
from experience?
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What? I just wanted
her autograph.
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You know, maybe a selfie.
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And her approval.
[mutters]
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Okay, this is it, people.
Battle stations!
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We're passing through
the sensor net...
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now!
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Huh. That's weird.
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Last time, I had about 12
anti-matter missiles
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screaming down my tail.
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So much for those
impenetrable defenses.
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Hey! Show some respect.
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She must've upgraded
to something even more powerful.
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And invisible.
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Or something happened to her.
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[Quill]
Okay, this does not look like
a planet I'd want to retire to.
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[Drax] It looks like a place
of rampant destruction.
I like it.
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[device trilling]
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I am Groot.
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What? I wanna show off
my new remote control
to Jackie.
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Assuming she's alive.
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[rumbling]
[all grunt]
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[robot]
Trespassers will be
terminated on sight.
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[gasps]
Guys, this is one of
Jackie's classic designs!
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A J.L. Sentry!
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Just look
at the engineering!
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The balance between
armor and firepower!
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Oh, this thing
is a work of art!
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Uh, Rocket, your "work of art"
is about to paint the floor
with us!
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Trespassers will be
terminated on sight.
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[Quill grunts]
[laughs giddily]
Look at the rate of fire!
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It's totally
gonna terminate us!
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Terminate this!
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[yells, grunts]
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[Rocket]
Drax! You know how lucky
you are to get pounded
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by an actual J.L. Sentry?
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[computer trilling]
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Ooh-hoo! I bet it's
gonna shoot missiles!
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot!
Called it!
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I'll never wash
this suit again.
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Why start now?
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Everyone back
to the Milano!
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Quick! Quick!
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Somebody get
a picture of me with the...
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[yelling]
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[groans]
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Let me handle this.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Yeah, you know,
we're looking for the Chitauri
Adventure Water Park.
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But it doesn't look
like this is it,
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so we'll just be on--
[crying out]
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[Guardians cry out]
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[all grunt]
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[Sentry]
You trespassers will be tried
and found guilty.
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The penalty is termination.
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Uh, spoiler alert--
[Rocket]
Whoa!
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Is Jackie's security system
the best or what?
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This doesn't feel right.
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Why would Jackie retire
to a war zone?
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The greatest weapons designer
in the galaxy?
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[scoffs]
Why wouldn't she?
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Well, if we can
just talk to her,
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I'm sure we can sort
this whole thing out
with the robots.
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Doubt it.
I'm their prisoner too.
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Ja-- Ja-- Ja--
[stammering]
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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Call me Jackie.
And you are?
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The Guardians of the Galaxy.
[stammering continues]
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Meet Gamora, Drax,
and Groot.
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I'm Peter Quill,
also known as Star-Lord.
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"Star-Lord"?
You're Spartaxian!
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Wou-- Would you sign...
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[stammering]
hex bolt?
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Sign my-- Please!
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And this is your stalk--
your number one fan Rocket.
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Why are you here?
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We came for your help
to fight my father,
J'Son of Spartax.
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'Course, that was when
we expected to find you retired
to a technological paradise,
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not a prisoner
on a war-torn wasteland.
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What happened here?
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The tragedy
of unintended consequences.
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After a lifetime
designing weapons of war,
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I wanted to build something
to help people.
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I started by adding
an adaptive learning capability
to my robots.
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But their command programming
was too basic.
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They only learned
to become more war-like.
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My guardian robots,
the Sentries,
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turned against my combat model,
the Ultroids.
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I had to do something
before their war
engulfed this planet
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and spread beyond it.
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I had no choice but to build
my doomsday device--
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an E.M.P. detonator
powerful enough to destroy
every robot on the planet.
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But before I could use it,
I was captured.
And here we are.
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So, these robots of yours,
do they, like,
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you know,
turn into anything else?
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You know, like trucks
or planes and stuff?
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Oh, what a dumb idea.
Don't embarrass me
in front of Jackie!
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Shapeshifting robots.
Intriguing.
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Ah. The applications
are endless.
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I was just gonna say
the same thing myself.
[chuckles]
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[Sentry]
Almighty Engineer Lrurt,
[gasps]
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betrayer of your own creations,
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I implore you
for the final time
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to build us a weapon
to defeat the Ultroid menace.
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And I say for the final time
that I will build
no more weapons.
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Then I must resort to other
methods of persuasion.
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Methods far less pleasant
for biologicals.
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Let her go, ya miserable,
yet magnificent, hunks of junk!
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This is an outrage!
A travesty of an injustice
against the universe!
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We gotta save her! Guys?
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Uh, I am Groot?
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Okay. But remember,
rescuing Jackie was my idea.
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[Sentry Commander]
Almighty Engineer
and traitor Lrurt,
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this device will overload
the pain structures
in your brain.
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You will cooperate
or perish.
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Ah, there are
too many of them.
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How 'bout I even the odds?
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[beeps]
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[engine whirring]
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Don't damage 'em too bad!
They lose their
collective value!
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[yells, grunts]
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[Drax]
Gamora, behind you!
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I am Groot!
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Eat magma, metal-head!
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Okay, not my best battle cry.
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Hmm. Not many warriors
have the skill to defeat
my J.L. Sentries.
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[Rocket yelling]
And your ship
is quite impressive.
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[grunts]
Well, I've been working
on it my whole life.
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The Milano's one of a kind.
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[Sentries approaching]
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[growls]
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Everyone in the Milano!
Rocket, get Jackie
out of these restraints!
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Wait a minute, Quill!
I don't know if I can
get these things open!
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Figure it out on the way!
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[Rocket]
Quill, what are you--
[yells]
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Oh, your designs
are so elegant.
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The use of superconducting
magnets and quantum-vacuum
solenoids-- genius!
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And the Universal Hex Bolts
to integrate components?
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Well--
Focus!
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Remove the hex bolt
at the primary linkage.
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Oh. Yeah. Duh.
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[Jackie screaming]
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[Rocket]
I didn't do tha-a-a-at!
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Hang on, Jackie!
I got you!
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[both screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
Pretty good rescue, huh?
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Well, we're alive.
Now run!
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We lost the tractor beam!
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Swing around.
We'll take care
of the Sentries.
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I am Groot!
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Now we just need
to hold this position until--
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[robot]
Supreme Builder Ja Kyee Lrurt.
[gasps]
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[gasps]
Are those Ultroids?
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You are under the protection
of the Ultroid Alliance.
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And our prisoner
for your crimes
against robot-kind.
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Oh, this day
can't get any better.
[yells]
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You mean it can't
get any worse.
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Next time
you have a death wish,
leave me out of it.
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[Gamora]
Jackie, Rocket, fall back now!
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Wait! I wanna see who wins!
What? Come on!
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Sentries versus Ultroids!
It's the best fight ever!
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Appreciate the save,
Guardians.
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I wish there was a way
I could repay you.
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I don't know.
Maybe we could be best friends
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and hang out together
and blow stuff up, like,
all the time.
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You mentioned you actually built
your doomsday weapon.
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Yeah, my jerk dad's got
these ancient Centurion helmets
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that make him
kind of invincible.
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So maybe we could borrow
your E.M.P. thingie?
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I mean,
we'll bring it right back.
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Problem is, my weapon is secure
inside the Ultroid fortress.
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It's useless to them, though,
because I'm the only one
who can operate it.
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So, we raid the fortress,
grab the weapon,
and blow 'em all up.
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Problem solved.
Or maybe we can
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talk the Ultroids
into giving up the weapon.
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You know,
if I've learned anything
from movies and TV,
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it's how to teach robots
a lesson about
the futility of war.
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Eh, bear with me.
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This is an Earth game
called tic-tac-toe.
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Players take turns
putting X's and O's
on the board.
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The object is to get
three in a row.
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But once you know
the simple strategy,
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every game ends
in a draw.
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When you realize
that nobody can win,
you stop playing.
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Same thing with war.
Boom.
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Let me try.
Drax the Destroyer
wins at all things.
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[chirps]
[angry grunt]
That did not count!
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Drax was still
learning the rules.
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So Quill's dumb Earth game
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is gonna teach the robots
the error of their ways?
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[laughs]
Give me a break.
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His idea is elegant in its
simplicity. It could work.
I am being cheated! Again!
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[grumbles]
Quill!
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[Drax yells]
[electricity arcing]
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I have beaten your game,
Quill-- by destroying it!
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Ha!
See, this--
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this is why
we can't have nice things.
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That's the Ultroid fortress.
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00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,330
My E.M.P. generator
is inside.
239
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:33,080
How do we get past
all those Sentries
and Ultroids?
240
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,420
Relax.
241
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,960
Just get as close as you can
and let me do the talking.
242
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,580
You Ultroids have stolen
243
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,540
Almighty Engineer Lrurt
from our protection.
244
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,080
I know you intend to have her
use the ultimate weapon
245
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,500
to eradicate all Sentry units
from this planet.
246
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,540
Your accusations
are false, Sentry.
247
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,420
I know you are forcing
the Supreme Builder
to create a new weapon
248
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,500
to destroy all Ultroid-kind.
249
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,330
Prepare to fire.
250
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,960
Now that I've got
your attention,
251
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,250
[imitating computer voice]
shall we play a game?
252
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,170
This is a logic test
from my home world.
253
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:22,580
Only the most intelligent
can truly master it.
254
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,250
Now, let me go over the rules.
255
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,710
Okay, so each side takes a turn
drawing an "X" or an "O"
256
00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:30,250
right here on this grid.
Perhaps we have underestimated
Quill's plan.
257
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,540
[Quill] Whoever gets
three in a row, wins.
No. It's a terrible plan.
258
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,620
But we only needed
the distraction.
259
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,290
I knew it!
260
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:39,000
I'll get that blast door op--
[yelling]
261
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,880
[sighs]
Well done, rodent.
262
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,040
Trust me, you don't
want to call him--
263
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,540
Jackie can call me
whatever she wants.
264
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:49,380
I am Groot.
265
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,960
[beeps]
[male automated voice]
Force field deactivated.
266
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,250
[yells]
267
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,120
[Jackie]
Try not to
slow us down, rodent.
268
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,120
[chuckling]
"Rodent."
269
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,620
That's-- That's a good one,
Jackie.
270
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,790
[chuckles, groans]
271
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:14,620
And that is tic-tac-toe,
my metal friends.
272
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,880
So, who wants to play?
273
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,500
I calculate
this game is un-winable.
274
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,750
Agreed. Blast
the biological.
275
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,830
What?
276
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,040
Oh, hey, now!
[yelling]
277
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,120
[gasps]
I-- I can't believe
I'm here.
278
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,710
It'll take some time
to build up a charge.
[beeps]
279
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,830
[robotic suits powering up]
It's-- It's--
280
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,540
It's like a dream--
a beautiful, beautiful dream.
281
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,250
[robot suit clacking]
Wait! Don't touch those!
282
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,620
[chuckles]
Huh?
[alarm blaring]
283
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,420
Intruders, prepare
to be terminated.
284
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,330
[alarm continues blaring]
285
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:02,250
And the dream
is now a nightmare.
286
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,170
The Supreme Builder
has activated
the doomsday weapon.
287
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,790
Destroy it.
288
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,670
No! The weapon!
289
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,920
Capture the Supreme Builder.
290
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,540
Terminate the intruders.
[Rocket]
Quick, get in the mech suits!
291
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,290
[Drax] But Jackie said
not to touch them.
The rodent's right.
292
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,580
The suits will give us
protection and firepower.
293
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,710
I know you're my hero
and all, Jackie,
but I changed my mind.
294
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:36,540
Don't call me "rodent"!
295
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:47,000
So you don't like tic-tac-toe.
How about tag?
296
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,790
You're it.
297
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,830
[crash]
Okay, how about 20 questions?
298
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,000
[Sentry]
Destroy the biological.
[grunts]
299
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,290
That is not a question.
[grunts]
300
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,790
[yelling]
301
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:04,170
[grunts, groans]
302
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,750
Fine. Well, I've got
a question for you.
303
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,750
What's the meaning of life?
304
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,790
Here's another one.
Which came first,
the chicken or the egg?
305
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:15,500
No? Nothing? Okay.
306
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,460
Uh, bet you can't calculate
pi to the last digit.
[yells]
307
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:24,500
Ha-ha! There is no
final digit for pi!
308
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:28,830
That'll melt your mainframe.
[robotic suit approaching]
309
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,250
[Sentry approaching]
310
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,790
[Gamora grunts]
311
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,460
How'd your
talking strategy go?
312
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,670
I got them to agree
on one thing--
uh, blasting me.
313
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,040
This is how I do
my best talking!
314
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,670
[Drax yelling]
315
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:03,080
I am Groot!
316
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,920
Okay.
317
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920
I'm thinking we may
not be able to talk--
318
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,080
and by "talk," I mean "shoot"--
our way out of this either.
319
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,460
[Rocket]
Ain't no problem can't be solved
by blowing it up!
320
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,670
[grunts]
321
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,670
We're shutting it down
with an E.M.P.
322
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,670
Please tell me you found
the doomsday device.
323
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,670
We did,
but the robots blew it up.
324
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,830
The robots blew up the thing
we need to blow them up.
325
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:27,500
I'm aware of the irony!
326
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,040
The real irony
is that I thought
327
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,000
I could help people
by building these things.
328
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,830
That's it!
329
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,830
We can't talk our way out
or blast our way out,
330
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,620
but we can build our way out!
331
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,830
[grunts]
Now's not a good time
to tinker!
332
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,750
Just trust me.
333
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:04,920
Ohh, it's brilliant.
Keep going.
334
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,540
Everyone form up on me!
335
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,790
What is happening?
336
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,000
[Rocket]
All of Jackie's creations
use Universal Hex Bolts.
337
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,290
They make her machines
customizable.
338
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,960
So I'm customizing.
339
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,750
I am Groot?
340
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:25,330
[Rocket]
Gammy, Groot, don't move.
341
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,120
Ladies, gentlemen,
and vegetables,
342
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,330
I give you the Jackie-hammer!
343
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,120
Mm. Like the name.
344
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,170
Shape-shifting robot!
Totally called it!
345
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:56,000
Yes! Drax the Destroyer
wishes to punch some more!
346
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,830
[alarm blaring]
347
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,790
Uh, Drax, wish granted.
348
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,710
Armor can't take
much more of this.
349
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,250
Rocket, I need you to modulate
the core so it can expel
all its power
350
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,080
in a single
electromagnetic pulse.
351
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,620
An E.M.P.
352
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,000
Just like your doomsday device?
But-- But that'll--
353
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,210
Deactivate all the robots
on the planet,
354
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,790
including this one.
355
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,250
I'm trusting you
to do this, Rocket.
356
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,670
You're trusting me?
357
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,830
[yelling]
358
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,000
I won't let you down, Jackie.
359
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,290
[yells]
360
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,500
[clicking]
[grunting]
361
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,460
Rocket, hurry!
362
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,330
Okay, let 'em have it!
363
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,380
[powering down]
364
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,080
[Gamora]
Rocket, you saved us.
365
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,380
Yeah, and all I had to do
was destroy
366
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,170
every one
of Jackie's creations.
367
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:18,210
You sure you don't want
to come with us, Jackie?
368
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:21,620
Nah. Too many broken things
to fix around here.
369
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,790
I signed it.
370
00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:31,710
To keep you inspired.
Huh?
371
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:36,290
Truth is,
my E.M.P. weapon won't work
on Nova Centurion helmets.
372
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,830
Their tech is so ancient
and complicated,
373
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,420
even I couldn't
figure it out.
374
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:43,580
But you're Ja Kyee Lrurt.
375
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,830
They say successors
first have to destroy
376
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,540
their masters' works
before they surpass them.
377
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,380
Wait. Y-You mean I'm
378
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,380
your successor?
379
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,830
That's why I retired.
380
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,250
I knew that little roden--
381
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,880
uh, young upstart would get
past my defenses someday.
382
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,040
And I'll bet you can get past
Nova Centurion tech too.
383
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,710
Now go grab the title.
You've earned it.
384
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,120
You heard the lady, Quill.
385
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,750
Let's fire up the Milano!
386
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,750
Yeah, about that.
387
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,170
Um, I have an idea
for your next project.
388
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,290
Maybe you can build us
a new remote control.
389
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,830
[laughs]
Oh, I already got
a back-up system.
390
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:30,710
It's called
get your flargin' butt up there
and bring back my ship!
391
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:32,620
[Quill yelling]
[laughing]
392
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,880
Rocket!
[laughing continues]
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