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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It"!
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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(all cheering)
Woo!
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Woo!
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It"!
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(cheers and applause)
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When we hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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Our voting audience
gets to decide
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what happens to us
in scenes!
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Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
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And as always,
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we'll be starting the show
by voting amongst ourselves,
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on which cast member
must engage in combat
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with everyone's favorite
sewer dweller,
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Chronopulus!
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Yes!
Yeah!
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(growling)
Suzi: Woo!
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What are you guys
talking about?
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We've never started
the show by voting
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I think it's Tobie.
Tobie! Yeah.
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I have absolutely
no beef with you, Chronopulus. (growling)
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So if you just wanna chill,
and we can talk
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Aah!
(thuds)
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(Chronopulus growling)
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And whatever else
happens tonight,
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we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(cheers and applause)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(rain pouring)
(thunder rumbling)
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Let's go, people!
We're gonna miss the previews!
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I am so pumped for this movie.
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I can't believe Mom and Byron
are even letting us see it.
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It's supposed to be,
like, so messed up.
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Really?
Big time.
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Apparently, it's so scary
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that they give everyone
in the audience barf bags
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because so many people
were barfing all over each other,
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that the movie theater employees
started barfing
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because of how much
everyone else was barfing.
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Uh, how did you even
convince them
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that we were
old enough for this?
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When Byron said
we weren't allowed to see it,
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I said he was scaredycat,
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so then he bet me ten dollars
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that he could make it
through the whole thing.
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Ha! Sucker.
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Okay, troops.
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We don't know how bad things
are gonna be out there,
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so I need everyone's
head on a swivel. Copy?
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Copy that.
104.
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Army stuff.
(thunder crashes)
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(shrieks)
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Owen, you have to stop screaming
every time there's lightning.
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Are you sure I screamed?
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Pretty sure that one
was just in my head.
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Uh, yes.
It's nonstop.
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Okay, I vow to do better.
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From this moment on,
I will not
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(thunder crashes)
(shrieks)
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(huffs) Come on, let's go.
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"Zombiepocalypse 3" starts soon,
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and I heard
the first ten minutes are the most brutal
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and emotionally scarring!
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(cell phones buzzing,
vibrating)
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Uhoh.
"Storm of the century update.
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"Due to the increased intensity
of the lightning storm
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"combined with the fact that
our town recently voted
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"to eliminate the Lightning
Storm Preparedness Task Force,
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"the mayor has announced
that all businesses
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"must close,
effective immediately,
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and everyone must stay inside
until further notice."
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Okay. Hold on.
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Maybe that doesn't apply
to movie theaters.
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I mean,
movies are inside, right?
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So there's no risk, and
"When we say all businesses must close,
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"we mean all businesses.
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Including movie theaters."
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Ugh!
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Well, we can still have a fun,
scary evening at home.
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(foghorn blares)
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(audience laughing, clapping)
What?
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Are you ready?
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Host:
All right.It's time to choose
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who has to eatscary treats.
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I just like when I get to
come back here and be
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in the stunts,
or have a stunt done to me.
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We will start the scene
with Owen's new line,
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which he will read from
a note card given to him.
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Host:
Now, let's get backto the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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You're right, Rachel.
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Since we can't go out
and see a scary movie,
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we should do something fun
and scary right here.
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Like challenging Gator
to a blindfolded,
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spinetingling, taste test!
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All:
Yeah!
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(cheers and applause)
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Here you go.
Have a seat, buddy.
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I'm gonna put these
this blindfold on you.
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Now's a good time
to tell everyone
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I'm allergic to blindfolds!
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Byron: Yeah!
Oh hoo!
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Yeah!
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Blair:
Now, there are two bowls in front of you.
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One contains almonds
and granola. That sounds delicious!
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Blair:
The other, beetles and granola!
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(audience exclaiming)
Gator: That does not sound so good.
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Touch each one to figure out
which one is the almond and granola bowl.
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When you think you know,
take a big bite!
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(thunder crashes)
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Is there any way you guys
could just tell me?
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(laughing)
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Gator: Okay, okay.
(audience exclaiming)
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That one's cold.
Blair: Oh. Oh...
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Right. Which one?
Which one?
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Owen and Byron:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Blair: Big scoop.
Byron: Yeah! Yeah, that's Yeah.
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All: Oh!
(cheers and applause)
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Aah!
(cheers and applause)
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Owen:
I don't know whyyou think we were done.
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Put this blindfoldback on, buddy!
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You have two more bowlsto choose from.
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One contains deliciousmac and cheese.
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That one is good.
Owen: All right.
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And the other is worms
and cheese.
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Gator: Ugh!
Owen: Choose carefully!
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Eww!
Owen: Oh, yeah!
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Aah! (laughs)
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(audience groaning)
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Byron:
Aah!
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Ooh. Oh. Ooh!
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(all exclaiming)
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(laughing)
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Byron:
Yeah. Yeah...
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Mm!
Blair: Yes!
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Oh, yeah!
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Yes!
Byron: That's gonna be good!
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(audience laughing)
Owen: It's gonna be good!
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I feel like I've chosen wrong,
but let's go.
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(Blair screaming)
(all exclaiming)
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I was trying to help you!
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(all exclaiming, laughing)
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(all screaming)
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(laughing)
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What does it taste like?
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This is not mac and cheese.
(Byron laughing)
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Gator, good job!
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They had so much
crunch to them.
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All (groaning): Oh!
Byron: Let's hear it for Gator!
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(cheers and applause)
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Hey. I have another idea.
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What if instead of going
to the movies,
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we bring the movie to us?
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Each of us makes our room
into a different scary scene,
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and then we'll do a tour
through all of them
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and it'll feel just like our
own little scary movie!
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Ooh, Rachel!
Since I don't live here
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but I do spend a lot of time
on your sofa,
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can the living room
count as my room,
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so I can play, too?
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Uh, Rachel,
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you're like a mama bird
regurgitating brilliant ideas
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to us baby birds,
and I'm like, num, num, num, num, num, num!
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(laughs)
Aah, this could be fun!
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Yeah, but how's this going
to be fun for me?
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I'm the only one in this house
who's actually scary.
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You guys are all nice and soft,
like kitten bellies.
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You don't have "the darkness."
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Ooh, challenge accepted.
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You have no idea what
twisted and sinister thoughts
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bounce around inside
this tortured mind
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(thunder crashes)
(shrieks)
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(panting)
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go get some
new underwear from the laundry room.
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♪
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(cheers and applause)
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I don't think I'm gonna
eat ever again.
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How are you feeling, J. C.?
I feel great!
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Um, it was so much fun.
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Worms are disgusting.
Don't eat worms!
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♪
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The place is lookingawesome, dude.
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Thanks, Kyle.
I've been working on it for hours.
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I need to show Blair
that I'm just as ghastly
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and deranged as she is.
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(foghorn blares)
Aah!
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Ha ha! Oh!
(audience laughing)
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Woohoohoo!
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Host:
Time to vote again.
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What does Owen think Blair'sscary surprise will be?
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I don't know. I don't know.
I'm excited.
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Uh, just a little nervous,
but we'll see.
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You ready to go?
Let's do it.
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All right, let's do it.
Have fun.
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Host:
Now, let's get backto the scene.
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Woo!
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Director:
Action!
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I need to show Blair
that I'm just as ghastly
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and deranged as she is.
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Oh, ho ho ho ho!
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Welcome, Owen.
I hope you like being...
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wrapped up.
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Mwahahaha!
(thunder crashes)
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Is there where all
our toilet paper went? (chuckles)
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I have a little surprise
for you.
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I call it the
Gooey Eyeball Smusher!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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Owen: Oh!
(goo pouring)
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That, that is certainly gooey.
(chuckles)
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Take a step inside,
if you dare.
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Wow. Are these like
back massagers or something?
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Don't be frightened.
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Well, "Don't be frightened."
Did you see how it opened?
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(laughing)
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Oh, it's closing! Oh!
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Byebye!
(thunder crashes)
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(squishing noises)
(Owen screaming)
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Oh! Okay!
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Oh!
(audience exclaiming)
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Wow.
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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Okay...
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Oh, no! The creature that
lives inside of this Smusher has returned...
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and she is not happy
to see you in it!
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Aah!
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(laughing)
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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This This is not a mummy!
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This is my real mommy!
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(laughing)
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Oh, wow!
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You better apologize, Owen,
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before this mummy
gets too wound up!
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You know... Hey, hey.
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You know, I'm really sorry...
(groaning)
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Oh, she Aah. I...
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I'm really sorry for
whatever I've done
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over the past, like,
14, 15 years of my life.
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Uhoh, she's making that
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"I'm about to get grounded"
face! (laughs)
254
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,479
It seems your feeble excuses
255
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,805
has caused this mummy
to be sick!
256
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,981
Sick? No!
257
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,069
No Aah!
(spewing)
258
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,820
(laughing)
259
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,280
(screaming, laughing)
260
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,252
(audience cheering
and clapping)
261
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,458
I am truly deranged.
262
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,631
Mwahahaha!
(thunder crashes)
263
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,631
(maniacal laughter continues)
264
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,601
Kyle (over computer):
Owen! Owen!
265
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,005
Snap out of it!
266
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,643
(coughs) Uh, well...
267
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,310
Mark my words
268
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,099
her opinion of me is gonna
change after tonight.
269
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,613
I can be spooky
with the best of 'em!
270
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,936
(thunder crashes)
(shrieks)
271
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,356
♪
272
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,954
Byron, where did you
get all of this? Yeah, wait here.
273
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,620
I borrowed it from our neighbors
274
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,909
who are always way
too into Halloween
275
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,463
even though
they don't have kids.
276
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,076
Uh, help me get this
springloaded werewolf in the closet.
277
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,963
Don't you think you're
going a little overboard?
278
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,590
Byron:
We have to beat Blair.
279
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,337
She thinks that I'm some
scaredycat little wimp!
280
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,380
But just you wait,
I'm gonna make whatever she does look wack!
281
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:02,224
Okay. The point of this
was not to make our daughter look wack.
282
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,642
It was to cheer her up.
283
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,270
Yeah, I know. I know.
284
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,227
But I think that we can
cheer her up,
285
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,939
and make her look wack.
286
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,649
Now, we need to rehearse.
287
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,149
You're responsible for
the biggest scare.
288
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,071
Here. Put this on.
289
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,990
What am I supposed to be?
290
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,408
Okay, here me out.
What terrifies kids the most?
291
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:26,158
I don't know.
Uh, being somewhere without WiFi.
292
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,292
No. Horrible guess.
293
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,579
The answer is
294
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,713
the Easter Bunny.
295
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,130
I'm pretty sure that's a fear
that's specific to you
296
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,300
and a traumatic childhood event
where the Easter Bunny
297
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,299
chased you around
your uncle's front yard while you were crying.
298
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,011
Okay, yes, that did happen,
299
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,142
but trust me,
300
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,678
all kids are afraid
of the Easter Bunny.
301
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,642
It's just a fact.
302
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,891
Maybe little kids,
303
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,192
but Blair and Owen are, like,
304
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,185
basically grownups.
Honey, Owen does our taxes.
305
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,400
Can you just put it on?
306
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,359
(thunder crashes)
Aah! That is so spooky!
307
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,704
I'm literally already shaking!
308
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,080
Honey, you know it's me.
309
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:08,996
No, no, no!
Uncle Anthony! Uncle Anthony! Aah!
310
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,127
♪
311
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,125
And then, apparently,Connor told Justin
312
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,297
that he had a crushon Madison
313
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,665
and Justin was like "no way!"
314
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,631
But then Justin told Madison,and Madison was like "gross"
315
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,761
and Connor was like,"You're gross."
316
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,837
So now they're not talking,
317
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,552
and the whole thingis total drama!
318
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,802
That's crazy.
319
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,934
Hey, do you wanna
watch something?
320
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,391
We can start it at the same time
321
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,771
and text each other
our thoughts throughout
322
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,767
so it feels like we're
watching it together!
323
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,189
Ugh. No.
324
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,937
I wanna watch
"Zombiepocalypse 3" in a movie theater.
325
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,400
I want to experience
the group barfing!
326
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,991
But, no. My mom's making us
decorate our rooms all scary
327
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,368
so we can create a horror movie
in our house or something.
328
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,365
I wasn't really
paying attention. That sounds fun.
329
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,328
Not really.
It's kind of cringe.
330
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,158
Maybe if I was, like,
12 or something.
331
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,334
But I'm 13 years old!
332
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,792
Okay, time's up!
333
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,923
Everyone report to
the living room
334
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,050
to start the BennettBlatt
Scarechella Competition!
335
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,300
Mwahahahahaha!
(thunder crashes)
336
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,142
Hey, Ruth.
(laughing)
337
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,467
Blair:
(sighs) I gotta go.
338
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,683
Call you back in, like, 15.
339
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,603
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
340
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,313
I cannot wait to
show you guys my room.
341
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,074
I've been working on it
all day.
342
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,066
(sighs) Okay,
let's get this thing over with.
343
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,489
What's the matter, Blair?
344
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,237
Worried that you're not
gonna have the scariest room?
345
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,910
Uh, yeah. Sure.
346
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,960
Since we start
in the living room, I'll go first.
347
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,915
Steel yourselves, everyone!
348
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,126
Try and prepare
your fragile minds
349
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,126
for the horror that is...
350
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:43,048
"The Tale of the Cursed Sofa."
351
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,679
(thunder crashes)
352
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:48,595
Gator, the sofa looks
the same as it always does.
353
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,346
Umhmm. But smell it.
354
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,939
Okay. We're gonna
skip Gator's part.
355
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,228
Come on. We're going
up to my room. Here we go! Ha!
356
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,943
(thunder crashes)
(door creaks open)
357
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:08,244
(in spooky voice):
Welcome to Castle Baron Von Byron.
358
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,581
Beware!
359
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,252
It is said that many
who enter...
360
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,706
never return!
361
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,956
Mwahahaha!
362
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,499
Feel my arm. I have goosebumps!
363
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,763
(growling)
(scary music)
364
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,052
(whimpering):
Oh!
365
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,471
(flatly):
Oh, no. That werewolf thing from the neighbors
366
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,140
who are way too into
Halloween even though they don't have kids.
367
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,680
(pretend scared yelling)
368
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,893
(in spooky voice):
Beware!
369
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,982
Werewolves aren't
the only scourge
370
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,769
that roam these wretched halls!
371
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,283
There are legends of
something much,
372
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,026
much more sinister!
373
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,988
Heeeeeeyaaaaah!
374
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,156
The Easter Bunny?
375
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,003
(normal voice):
Come on! That's terrifying!
376
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,459
He's all big and furry,
377
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,749
and he chases you through
your Uncle Anthony's front yard
378
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,263
even though you're yelling,
379
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,335
"Please stop"
through the tears!
380
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,473
Well, it was still
pretty good, Dad.
381
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,799
Now let's see Blair's room!
382
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,144
Yeah!
Let's go!
383
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,980
(thunder crashes)
384
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,935
(thunder crashes)
385
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,607
Whoa. Huh. Okay...
386
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,528
I see what she's doing.
387
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,856
It looks like she did nothing,
but then she's gonna get us!
388
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:32,373
Look to the center of the room.
389
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,163
Behold,
the swinging spider of doom.
390
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,753
All:
Scary?
391
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,288
Now, let's go see Owen's room
392
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,793
and get this cringefest
over with.
393
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,014
I gotta call Ruth back.
394
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,125
Uh... heh.
Uh, uh, no, it, it's cool.
395
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,433
Uh, maybe Blair's right.
I guess this is kinda cringey.
396
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,968
Owen, you were working
all day on your room. We want to see it.
397
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,352
No, it, it's okay.
398
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,600
Uh, it all feels...
kinda silly. (chuckles)
399
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,904
This was fun, though.
400
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,477
I'm, uh, gonna go read.
401
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,907
Would it kill you
to think about someone other than yourself
402
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,525
from time to time?
403
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,491
♪
404
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,871
♪
405
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,293
Owen, can we come in?
406
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,133
Whoa! Your room looks amazing!
407
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,339
Thanks. But it's okay, guys.
I'm fine.
408
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,301
You sure? We still
want to see what you've done in here.
409
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,641
It looks incredible.
410
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,596
I'm just really not in the mood.
411
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,017
Owen, I'm a bad person.
412
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,476
I know.
413
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,100
No. I mean it.
414
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,774
No, I know you mean it.
415
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,112
I'm just saying that
I already knew that.
416
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:50,278
I was just really bummed
about not getting to go see the movie,
417
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,198
but I shouldn't have let
my bad attitude ruin things for everyone else.
418
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,867
That's okay.
419
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,195
At this point I shouldn't be
letting your bad attitude ruin things for me.
420
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,082
Yeah, you're right.
421
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,869
I guess we were both
kinda jerks there.
422
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,378
That's not what I was saying
423
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,125
I guess we're even.
424
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,133
Rachel:
Now, what do you say, Owen?
425
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,052
You want to give us
your best scare?
426
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,260
Yeah. I want to see
what you've done.
427
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:20,517
Okay, well, I was gonna
have creepy sounds play
428
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,056
when you guys opened the door.
429
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,269
And then I was gonna
show you Frankenstein's monster over here!
430
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,320
Oh. My bad.
431
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,856
I was just going to townon some dinner cereal.
432
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,912
Hi, Kyle.
Dinner cereal rules, my dude!
433
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,826
And to harness the lightning,
434
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,035
I kinda combined Frankenstein
and Benjamin Franklin
435
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,787
and put a kite out my window!
(chuckles)
436
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,169
(rain pouring outside)
Kyle?
437
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,126
Kyle, you were supposed to
play the lightning sound effect!
438
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,589
Oh. Sorry. I was
439
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,339
(thuds)
(screams)
440
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,801
All:
Owen!
441
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,970
(all screaming)
(squirting)
442
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,643
(screaming)
Owen: Oh, my hand!
443
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,480
My hand is gone!
Aah!
444
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,476
(all shrieking, screaming)
445
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,649
(laughing)
446
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,818
Owen! About to give me
a heart attack!
447
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,106
Rachel:
Not cool, Owen!
448
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,820
That was legit messed up!
449
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,821
I honestly don't think I've ever
been so scared in my life.
450
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:23,004
(laughs)
From the twisted mind of Owen BellamyBlatt!
451
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,825
See, you guys?
(squishing)
452
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,831
Just because we can't
have fun the traditional way
453
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,344
doesn't mean we can't
make some of our own.
454
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,957
(foghorn blares)
(screaming)
455
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,634
(audience cheering and clapping)
456
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,974
Host:
Okay, last vote.
457
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,769
Who goes throughthe haunted maze?
458
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,595
(singsongs):
What is going to happen?
459
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,231
Both:
It's gonna be you!
460
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,148
You! You!
You!
461
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,436
The person who says it more.
462
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,649
It's gonna be you, you, you!
You, you, you, you, you!
463
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,570
We will start the scene
with Blair's new line.
464
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,448
Owen and Blair will be led
465
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,985
offstage, and outside.
466
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,528
Host:
Okay, let's get backto the scene.
467
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,950
Director:
Action!
468
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,412
Yeah. We got it, Mom.
469
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,502
And since I was kind of
a butthead earlier,
470
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,377
I threw together my own
scary room in the garage
471
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,625
to make up for it.
472
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,796
Owen, it's up to you
to escape my haunted maze
473
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,836
all by yourself.
474
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,130
Oh!
(audience cheering and clapping)
475
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,014
Byron: (laughing) Yeah!
Rachel: Woo!
476
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,516
You know, uh, can I go to
the bathroom first
477
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,765
so I don't risk
an accident, here? Too late.
478
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,937
(laughing)
Blair: All right. Put those on.
479
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,476
Yeah. Uh,
you know what they say.
480
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,769
It's, uh, it's gonna be bad
when the goggles come in. Oh, yeah.
481
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,903
(laughing)
482
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,859
Want me to open it for you?
Nope, I got it.
483
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,950
Okay...
(audience exclaiming)
484
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,695
That's creepy.
Do I walk in?
485
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,987
You walk in.
486
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,830
Owen: Oh!
Go on.
487
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,485
(scary organ music)
488
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,413
Owen: Uh, this is spooky.
(Blair giggles)
489
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,253
I'm afraid.
(thunder crashes)
490
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,918
Bye!
No!
491
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,286
(audience laughing)
492
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,253
Owen:
I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
493
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,553
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared...
494
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,837
I'm not scared!
495
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,340
Ah, that looked like
that was moving.
496
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,341
Leave me alone,
leave me alone I'm not scared.
497
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,103
I'm excited.
A cornfield!
498
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,769
(chuckles) Ah, let's see...
You know, this is kind of corny.
499
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,477
Hee hee. Woo!
500
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,437
(yelling)
Owen: Aah!
501
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,266
Ooh! Ooh!
502
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,824
Okay...
Scary voice: Mwahahaha!
503
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,778
My bad. I'll get out of
your territory. Don't mind me.
504
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,660
Ahem. Okay...
Okay...
505
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,327
This is a lot of hands!
506
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,997
No touchy. No touchy!
507
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,615
(screams)
508
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,747
(scary musical chord)
(screaming)
509
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,012
All right...
What's in this one? Aah...
510
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,837
It's a little...
Little stuffed animals. That's not bad...
511
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,064
I like it, I like it...
512
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,425
I like it. I'm...
513
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,271
(scary music)
514
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,226
(panting)
515
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,860
Ththat was terrifying.
That was terrifying.
516
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,565
Okay...
(ghostly noises)
517
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,986
And TV's out...
Aw, nice...
518
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,816
nice beauty shop.
(whimsical music playing)
519
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,953
What's gonna happen
in this room? Oh, okay...
520
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,831
I was just about to
Aah!
521
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,252
(screaming)
522
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,037
(grunting)
No, that's...
523
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,502
(grunting)
Owen: Ugh...
524
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,672
I, I guess that means
continue, right?
525
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,841
Continue?
Yeah.
526
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,129
Ah, okay.
527
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,801
Okay. Okay...
528
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,550
(scary music)
This is pretty coollooking.
529
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,104
It's terrifying.
It's a nightmare, basically.
530
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:32,348
(spraying)
Owen: Aah!
531
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,021
(exclaiming)
532
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,019
(Owen yelling)
(audience screaming)
533
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,732
Aah! Who are you?
534
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,482
Why are you pushing me?
535
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,824
Stop!
536
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,649
Oh!
(screaming)
537
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,414
All:
Yay!
538
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,696
Rachel:
Give it up for Owen, everybody!
539
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,410
(cheers and applause)
540
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:55,495
Well, guys, that was
truly "amazeing." (laughing)
541
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,209
And that's our show!
542
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,050
You guys have been
a great audience! (all cheering)
543
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,666
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
544
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,428
♪
545
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,310
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
546
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,482
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
547
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,318
♪
548
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,740
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
549
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,832
(theme music playing)
550
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,828
♪
551
00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:39,428
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