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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It!"
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It!"
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(cheering and applauding)
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When you hear
this sound...
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(silence)
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Uh, what happened
to the foghorn?
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Anyone know
where the foghorn guy is?
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Here I am.
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(audience laughing)
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I am Metricules,
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the keeper of the foghorn.
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I... I come
with a simple request.
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Can I be on the show?
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Like, as a wacky uncle?
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Uh...
I don't think so.
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Besides, we need you
to work the foghorn.
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No, we don't.
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There's actually
a button over here.
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When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote
on what happens to us
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in scenes!
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(audience cheering)
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If I don't have to do
the foghorn,
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then what do I do?
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I guess you can do
whatever you want.
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You mean I'm free?
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I'm free! I'm free!
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(audience cheering)
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Well, we're not.
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So whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(audience cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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♪ So let's live it uplike we always knew ♪
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Summer anthem alert!
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♪ Staying up all night ♪
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♪ Talk, text till whenever ♪
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Go off, king!
Woo!
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A little help here?
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Thank you.
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Owen, why is the garbage
still here?
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Didn't take it out.
Learning.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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Byron, would you
get dinner started?
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Chicken a la Byron
coming right up!
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Mmm.
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Uh, it's just chicken
covered in ketchup.
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Mmm.
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Umm, Blair?
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Did you take out
the chicken to thaw
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like I asked?
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'Cause this sink
is chickenless.
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It's completely devoid
of chicken.
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Yeah. I figured
we could just order pizza.
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Blair, pizza costs money.
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We're having ketchup chicken,
and that's final.
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Did you guys
let in the
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(foghorn blares)
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No!
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(audience cheering)
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Announcer:
It is time for you to vote.
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Who did the kidsnot let inside?
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I would think this is gonna be
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some type of a food thing.
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Whoever stands
by the dishwasher and the sink
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make sure you're
a few feet away from it.
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Announcer:
Votes are in.
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Let's get back to the scene.
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Woman:
Action.
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Did you guys let in
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the dishwasher repairman...
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(buzzer dings)
(audience cheering)
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...like we asked you to?
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Was that the guy
in the overalls?
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With all the tools?
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And the shirt that said,
"Dishwasher repairman"?
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Yes.
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Nope,
did not let him in.
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(all exclaiming)
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(excited chatter)
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Come on, you guys.
You guys!
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Blair:
What's happening?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
bubbles aren't supposed to come out of the dishwasher.
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You know what?
There ain't no party like a bubble party.
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Woo!
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I got stuff
to clean it up, guys.
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Great. Get in here.
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Here I go!
Come on!
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Here, come on, let's
let's get these bubbles and put them in here.
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Yeah, let's put these bubbles
in these teenytiny buckets, you guys, come on.
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Gator:
I've got a big bucket too, you know?
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I'm gonna go
try to turn it off.
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Byron:
Whoa, where did he go?
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Owen?
Owen!
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Marco?
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Byron:
Well, come on, somebody help him.
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Yes!
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We got...
We got dirty water.
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Are you kidding me?
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We ask you kids
to do so little
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and yet you somehow manage
to do even less than that.
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Look, Owen and I have
extremely full, busy lives
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and we don't have time
to pick up your slack.
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Neither of you appreciate
how hard it is to be an adult.
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Spoken like someone
who doesn't remember
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how wack it is being a kid.
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Agreed. Childhood is a minefield
of awkward social interactions,
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and just when you think
you've gotten the hang of it,
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suddenly all the girls
are taller than you.
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You kids just don't get it.
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No! You adults don't get it.
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Uh, it is way harder
to be an adult.
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Actually, it's way harder
to be a kid.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Gator, does nothing make you
uncomfortable enough to leave?
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Nope! My mom says my inability
to read social cues
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is my superpower.
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You guys should
do that thing
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where you touch a crystal ball,
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swap bodies,
and live as the other person,
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so you could
better understand them.
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Then, Owen's
looking in the mirror,
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and he's like,
"I'm a woman now?"
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And Rachel's all like,
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"What the heck?
I'm a little boy?"
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Then you realize
you've switched places.
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So you go back
to the carnival,
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but the witch is gone!
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Gator!
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What are you
talking about?
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It's all in the original
movie I wrote.
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It's called
"The Great Switchy Witchy."
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Actually, Gator,
that's a great idea.
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No one has ever said that
to me before.
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Owen and I switch places
with Byron and Mom.
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For the next two days,
you guys try being kids,
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while we try being adults.
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In the end, you'll see
how much harder we have it.
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(Rachel scoffs)
We could do that easily.
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But just so we're clear,
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as adults,
you two are responsible
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for picking up
around here,
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going to work,
making dinner...
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Doing laundry,
paying bills,
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fixing the dishwasher,
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and worrying about the future
while regretting the past.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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I already do
that last one.
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Yeah, sounds like
a vacation.
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If you're the kids,
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then you have to go
to school for us tomorrow.
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Pfft. We're not going
to school.
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That's for children!
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Yeah, that's literally
the entire point of this.
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Going to school is like
the main thing we have to do.
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Okay. Deal.
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We'll do your stuff,
and you'll do our stuff. When do we start?
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Do I have time to squeeze in
one last Rrated movie?
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No. Now,
hand over your phones.
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Screen time is bad
for your developing brains.
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But my phone reminds me
when to take my vitamins.
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Oh, I can do that
for you.
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Hey, Mom.
Take your vitamins.
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Then it's settled.
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We switch places
right now.
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Hey, Blair, can I have
the week off from work?
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Sure thing.
Sweet!
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You are way nicer
than my last boss.
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Uh, hey, kids.
Clean up these bubbles.
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♪
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I don't have
to take a bath for a year.
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♪
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Mornin', Mr. Penworth.
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Well, howdy, Blair.
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Rachel, Byron,
what are you doing here?
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We're switching places
with our kids
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so they can see
how hard it is to be an adult.
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So is it cool
if we sit in for them today?
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Oh, fine by me.
The Thompson family is doing the same thing.
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Here are your lunches.
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Have a good class,
sweetie.
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Students:
Oohooh.
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Stop it!
You're embarrassing me!
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Oh, they grow up
so fast.
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All right, well, we're off to
continue being awesome adults.
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Bye, kids.
Peace.
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Hey, old guy.
Newsflash.
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No one wears their hat
backwards anymore,
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like some tryhard bad boy.
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That's so 1990 lame.
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But I like it
this way.
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I bet you like it
that way.
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Students:
Oohooh.
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That doesn't even
make sense.
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You don't
make any sense.
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Students:
Oohooh.
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Settle down, class.
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There's nothing wrong
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with a grown man
dressing as a bad boy
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to relive the '90s.
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Ooh
Sorry. Sorry.
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♪
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Ah, time
for the morning commute.
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Okay, Ryan Seacrest,
I'm yours for the next 30 minutes.
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Check it out.
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I ordered, like, 10 gallons
of ice cream from this app.
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I just got
brain freeze so bad,
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my nose bled.
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It was sick.
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Ah, here comes another one.
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Ahh! You gotta
ride the wave!
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Blair, stop riding the wave.
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We're gonna be late for work.
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Handled it!
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I took the microphone
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and put it up to a radio
playing another station.
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(sighs)
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Always nice
to have a day off of work.
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I guess that would
give me the opportunity
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to get a jump start
on the house cleaning.
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Handled that too.
Gator's finishing up.
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He started doing
that cleaning service app, GigGopher,
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as a side hustle.
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Uh, hi, Gator.
Do you need a hand?
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Oh, Gator can't speak.
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I paid extra
for GigGopher comfort,
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so that he's not allowed
to talk to us. Chopchop!
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Blair, this isn't right.
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Those apps charge
Rachel and Dad's credit cards.
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We don't have permission
to use those.
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We're the adults.
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We are the permission.
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They're using
our backpacks,
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so we get to use
their credit cards.
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I don't know.
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Guess I'll have to eat
all this ice cream by myself.
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Any sherbet over there?
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Got you your favorite.
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Plain.
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Ooh, make room
for your boy.
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Any extra for me?
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Quiet, Gator!
Zip it!
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♪
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Rachel...
(sighs)
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As I said before,
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you can't just
solve the equation.
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You have to show your work.
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But I got the right answer.
261
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,057
How can I be correct and wrong
at the same time?
262
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,389
It's just not logical.
263
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,858
Hey, Oldie Locks.
264
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,241
Did you seriously
turn your hat forward
265
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,195
just because
I called you out on how dumb it looked
266
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,025
in front
of the entire class?
267
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,320
(scoffs)
268
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,283
No. I just
269
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,794
The the lights
were hurting my eyes.
270
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,293
Wait, did you
just take your hat off
271
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,710
because I called you out
for turning it forward?
272
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,589
My head
was getting warm.
273
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,416
Did you just make up
a fake excuse
274
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,461
because I called you out
for taking your hat off?
275
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,844
No!
Stop talking to me!
276
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,049
Do we really have to stay
for this entire class?
277
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,933
Let's just give Penworth
a couple of bucks
278
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,720
and have him tell the kids
we were here the whole time.
279
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,234
We are not bribing
their teacher.
280
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,936
We made a bet that
being a kid was easier,
281
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,226
and we're going to prove it.
282
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,939
The kids are holding up
their end of the deal.
283
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,479
We should do the same.
284
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,862
Byron, Rachel,
that's enough disruption from you two.
285
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,280
(foghorn blares)
286
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,659
(audience cheering)
287
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,276
Announcer:
It's time to have a pop quiz.
288
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,704
What subject should it be?
289
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,075
This is going to be
so fun!
290
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,211
So fun.
Fun!
291
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,129
Announcer:
Now, back to the scene.
292
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,882
Woman:
Action.
293
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,340
Byron and Rachel,
294
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,890
since you seem to think
that you know everything,
295
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,347
you're going to get
a little pop quiz in...
296
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,563
Biology.
297
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,807
(buzzer dings)
Yeah!
298
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,438
(audience cheering)
299
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,345
I can do this.
300
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,187
I can't.
I got your back.
301
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,939
Can I, uh,
phone a friend? Like my son?
302
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,361
There are no phones
allowed in class.
303
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,531
Okay.
304
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,779
I love you, honey,
but I'm gonna destroy you in this.
305
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,913
We can't help each other?
306
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,500
(groans) Okay.
307
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,786
At the end
of five questions,
308
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,999
the person
with the most points wins.
309
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,039
And the loser
will be suspended.
310
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,456
All right.
Can we do basketball?
311
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,224
Is this basketball class,
Byron?
312
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,756
No. Okay.
Mr. Penworth: No, it isn't.
313
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,799
I'm gonna be
so bad at this.
314
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,099
The first question is...
315
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,887
How many noses
does a slug have?
316
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:47,981
Zero.
317
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,306
Rachel says, "Zero."
318
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,270
Uh, zero.
319
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,480
Byron, who doesn't understand
the game, has also said zero.
320
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,613
The answer is...
321
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,485
(buzzer buzzes)
322
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,566
Ooh.
323
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,872
Zero to zero.
Next question.
324
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,661
Which creature makes
the biggest eggs in the world?
325
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,791
Ostrich.
326
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,827
Rachel says, "Ostrich."
327
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,500
Ah, um, um, uh...
328
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,709
Komodo dragon.
329
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,169
Byron says,
"The Komodo dragon."
330
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,498
The answer is...
331
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,671
(buzzer buzzes)
Rachel: What?
332
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,222
Whale shark.
I knew that!
333
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,425
They lay eggs?
334
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,636
This is a gripping game
of zero to zero.
335
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,983
How many stomachs
does a sheep have? Three.
336
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,225
Three.
Byron says, "Three."
337
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,016
That's what I was gonna say.
Uh, I'll say two.
338
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,191
The answer is...
339
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,113
(buzzer buzzes)
Mr. Penworth: Four.
340
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,779
It's a good thing
you're here for just the day because you will not graduate.
341
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:43,991
Next question.
Rachel: Okay.
342
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,990
What does a giraffe
have on its tongue?
343
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,254
Blue taste buds.
344
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,119
"Blue taste buds,"
says Rachel.
345
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,372
Uh, food.
346
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,919
It's probably true.
347
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,127
And the answer is...
348
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,014
(buzzer buzzes)
Rachel: Ugh.
349
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,085
Tongue hair.
350
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,089
You have that.
351
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,430
I gotta a lot of that.
352
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,597
I actually feel
a little sorry for picking on you.
353
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,968
JK, I don't.
354
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,560
Last question.
355
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,941
Okay, let's do this.
356
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,895
What is a baby kangaroo called?
Joey. It's a joey.
357
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,690
Mr. Penworth:
Rachel says, "A joey." Let's lock it up.
358
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,153
Mr. Penworth: Byron?
Uh, joey.
359
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,454
I did s
360
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,317
The answer is...
361
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,446
(buzzer dings)
Mr. Penworth: Joey. Rachel's right!
362
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,872
One point.
That's good. That's good.
363
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,920
Her eyes just
read the question faster than mine.
364
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:38,035
It looks like
Rachel is our winner. Good job!
365
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,505
As for Byron,
you know what that means...
366
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,589
I don't.
367
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,303
Byron:
What is that wall?
368
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,314
Doesn't look good.
369
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,973
Looks like Velcro.
370
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,854
Let's bring out
the suspension gear.
371
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,652
Yep.
You're getting suspended.
372
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,860
(audience cheering)
373
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,818
Byron, you are suspended.
374
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,664
All right.
375
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,579
(grunts)
376
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,211
(grunts, laughs)
377
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,878
(audience cheering)
378
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,013
I'm starting to think
that maybe being a kid is harder.
379
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,393
Hang in there, honey,
literally.
380
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,603
Thank you, baby.
Yeah.
381
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,806
♪
382
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,015
This cheese
is delicious.
383
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,361
Yeah, I know!
The salami is great, too.
384
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,477
I can never get it
sliced this thin.
385
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,904
After the day we had,
there's nothing better than some thinly sliced Italian meat.
386
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,074
Shh! I don't want
the kids to hear
387
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,703
what a struggle
today was for us.
388
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,118
Hope you didn't fill up
on appetizers,
389
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,370
because we made dinner
for you kids.
390
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,419
I can't believe
you two did all this on your own.
391
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,707
Me neither.
392
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,750
Yeah. Yeah, well,
I guess you could say
393
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,634
that we are just
way better adults than you.
394
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,972
I will say
no such thing.
395
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,847
Ha! Uh, dig in
before it gets cold.
396
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,095
How was school today?
397
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,809
Pfft. Fine.
398
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,427
Pfft. Whatever.
399
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:21,481
Rachel, Dad,
sit up straight and use your words.
400
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,821
I just I just felt
so much pressure to fit in.
401
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,607
Yeah. And I got yelled at
and I swear I didn't even do anything.
402
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,652
You can ask everyone.
403
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,697
Huh. Are you saying that
being a kid is... hard?
404
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,501
No! Not even. You're, like,
putting words in my mouth.
405
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,996
Well, since you two
finished your homework,
406
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,629
you each get
one hour of screen time on your phones.
407
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,665
Ah! Enjoy your dinner,
kids.
408
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,471
I'm gonna go
for a little power walk
409
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,875
and reflect on all the things
I've done wrong in my life.
410
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,930
And I'm headed to
Hurricane Cantina with Ruth
411
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,231
for Mardi Gras Mondays.
Wooo!
412
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,555
Uh... No, you're not.
413
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,690
Well, can't blame
a gal for trying.
414
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,355
I cannot believe
how good the kids are at being adults.
415
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,490
I mean, they made
all this food
416
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,777
and the kitchen is
already spotless!
417
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,161
It just It It
418
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,530
It feels fishy.
419
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,414
Um, I don't know.
420
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,121
Maybe we were wrong
and it is just harder to be a kid.
421
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,462
(phone vibrates)
422
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:28,205
Hold up! The bank says
someone spent over $500 on my credit card!
423
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,844
Where are the charges from?
424
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,301
Looks like a laundry service,
a grocery app,
425
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,302
house cleaning, ice cream,
426
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,394
and one red velvet cupcake
with a $40 delivery fee!
427
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,345
Yeah. I think
it's pretty obvious who's responsible for this.
428
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,734
That bully from the school.
429
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,360
What? No!
The kids!
430
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,567
Oh. Right, yeah,
that makes more sense.
431
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,358
Yeah. I think it's time
to teach them a little lesson.
432
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,071
♪
433
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,123
(audience cheering)
434
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,580
So glad I stuck.
435
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,003
♪
436
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,800
Blair, Owen,
we're out of clean underwear.
437
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,585
We have to wear swimsuits!
438
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,718
Uh, don't worry.
The laundry's done.
439
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,387
We'll bring it up to you
in a moment.
440
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,545
Fine! But hurry.
441
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,228
Blair, could you check the app
to see when the laundry's showing up?
442
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,345
It's not!
443
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,729
Our credit card's
been denied!
444
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,649
Denied?
445
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,441
Oh, no, this is bad.
Real bad.
446
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,452
We still have to do
the laundry, make lunch, take out the trash.
447
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,485
How am I gonna
take out the trash without an app?
448
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,828
This cannot get any worse!
449
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,075
(doorbell rings)
I got it!
450
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,214
Hello, I'm here to speak
to the BennettBlatts.
451
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,539
Is there an adult home?
452
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,634
We're the adults.
Um, uh, please, come on in.
453
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,881
We got a call
reporting a stolen credit card.
454
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,763
(coughs)
Oh, uh, you, uh, you you did?
455
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,512
Yes. And credit card fraud
is serious business.
456
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,314
So I'm here to investigate.
457
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,058
Out of pure curiosity
and definitely not because it was me,
458
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,362
what happens to people
who get caught?
459
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,316
They go to prison.
460
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,395
Prison?
I can't go to prison!
461
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,530
That'll look terrible
on my college application.
462
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,405
Again,
just out of curiosity...
463
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,946
What's the WiFi sitch
in prison?
464
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:24,035
Okay, fine. We did it.
465
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,788
We used
our parents' credit card without permission.
466
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,921
Please don't put us
in prison.
467
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,839
She's not gonna
put you kids in prison.
468
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,166
Hi, Officer,
we're the ones who made the call.
469
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,552
Both: What!
Byron: That's right.
470
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,548
And you're both
in big trouble.
471
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,050
You spent over $500
and you have to pay it all back.
472
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,217
That's fair.
473
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,682
I'm sorry.
Me too.
474
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,517
Being an adult
was just harder than we thought.
475
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,268
I guess we had
to try it ourselves to understand.
476
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:52,150
Well... to be honest,
you kids were right too.
477
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,109
Being a kid
is no walk in the park.
478
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,950
I hated
every second of it.
479
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,657
Come here, you two.
480
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,330
Thanks for stopping by
and helping us teach our kids a lesson.
481
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,906
We can take it from here.
482
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,461
Hold up. You two
called the police,
483
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,125
wasted my time
and taxpayer money,
484
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,835
just to teach your kids
a lesson?
485
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,245
Well, if we're being
technical about it,
486
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,554
then technically,
from a technical perspective,
487
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,799
yeah, we did that.
488
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,427
Okay, you two are
so coming down to the station.
489
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,140
Wait, wait, wait,
we're getting arrested?
490
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,980
What about them?
They stole the credit cards!
491
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,769
I'm not putting
children in jail.
492
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,059
We'll be back for you!
493
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,652
We know where you live!
494
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,767
(Byron muttering)
495
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,648
Huh... I guess
it is harder to be an adult.
496
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,525
And that's our show!
497
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,831
(foghorn blaring)
498
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,655
(audience cheering)
499
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,212
That That was
That was our show.
500
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,254
Announcer: Wait,that's not our show yet!
501
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,501
Time for a final vote!
502
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,633
What punishmentshould the officergive the family?
503
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,722
That was our show!
He said, "And that's our show!"
504
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,387
Metricules!
Metricules!
505
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,269
Announcer:
Let's find outwhat you chose.
506
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,808
Woman:
Action.
507
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,731
I just thought of a punishment
your entire family can do.
508
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,781
It's an older law,
but it's still totally legal.
509
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,646
All four of you are sentenced
to clean up horse poop at the police stables.
510
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,204
(buzzer dings)
(audience cheering)
511
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,661
Yeah, I vote nay.
Yeah.
512
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,674
Mmm.
513
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,291
Should we make a break for it?
Yeah.
514
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,214
Open the kitchen window.
Blair: We can just
515
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,343
That's right.
Rachel: What?
516
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:43,050
You all are gonna be
down at the stables cleaning up real horse poop.
517
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,512
Oh! Wow!
518
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,933
Looks like we're cleaning
TRex poop.
519
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,732
You guys have got to get
horse toilets. This is... Yes.
520
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,898
Hope this teaches you
never to misuse law enforcement ever again.
521
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,688
Well, uh,
for real this time...
522
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:03,033
And that's our show!
523
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,620
You guys have been
a great crowd!
524
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,036
(audience cheering)
525
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,866
(horse neighing)
We're just cleaning a few horse stalls.
526
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,582
Yeah. It can't be
that bad.
527
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,422
Yeah, we'll probably
be done before lunch.
528
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,667
And then we'll get
our weekend back.
529
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,549
(horse snorts)
530
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,966
Ugh.
This is gonna take a lot longer than I thought.
531
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,415
Goodbye, weekend.
532
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,474
Why is there so much of this?
533
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,184
I'm just gonna pretend
this is mud.
534
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,060
I think this guy
needs more fiber.
535
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,637
(both grunting)
536
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,642
A lot of smelly mud.
537
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,364
This punishment is cruel
and definitely unusual.
538
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,113
Hoooo, I struck gold!
539
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,819
(gagging)
Eww!
540
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,199
Can we go home now?
541
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,112
Thanks a lot for nothing.
542
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,414
Nothing?
What we just shoveled was something.
543
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,868
(horse neighs)
544
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,285
(theme music playing)
545
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,040
♪
546
00:22:56,090 --> 00:23:00,640
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