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- Hi, I'm Dalton Fingers
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and welcome to Channel
12 News this evening.
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We're bringing you
our breaking story.
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Pervo the Clown,
rockstar, playboy,
and award-winning actor,
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has been arrested
again this evening
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for running naked through
the streets of Newcastle
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chasing one of our
news reporters.
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So let's head downtown
where we've got
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Jessica Swallows on location.
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So for the viewers at
home, can you tell us
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a little bit more about
the incidents that Pervo
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has been finding himself in?
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- Absolutely.
Obviously Pervo's rise to fame
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was quite meteoric
in the past 12 months.
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Since he rescued that group of
women from the satanic cult,
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he was really set in the
hearts and minds of the nation.
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However, after all that
partying and hard-core living,
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he had to go into rehab
for alcohol addiction
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and drug problems,
and after that we thought
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he was back on track, but
unfortunately tonight's events
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have shown that perhaps
he's not anymore.
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- [Dalton] Yes. but Pervo is
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a very crazy
character in himself.
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I mean, his autobiography
was entitled,
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"Pervo the Clown,
Show Me Your Tits."
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Tonight wasn't his first arrest.
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He was arrested
several weeks ago
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in a police sting operation.
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- Unfortunately, there was
a sting operation in place
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where Pervo didn't realize
that there were several
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undercover police officers
posing as prostitutes,
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and, unfortunately,
when he started asking
to cover themselves
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in custard and lay
themselves all across him,
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that was when the police
officers were not willing
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to go any further.
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- Mm, and I also believe that
when he was arrested he had
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various erotic objects
inserted in him.
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Can you tell me more
about that, please?
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- There were several
objects attached to Pervo
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as he was pulled away from
the undercover police women.
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Several of them have, did
actually take an actual doctor
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to remove, so he had to go
to hospital to get that done.
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But hopefully he seems to
be okay now, physically,
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we're not quite sure
about mentally as of yet.
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- Well, that's great Jessica.
Thank you very much.
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Jessica Swallows,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Who knows what's next
for Pervo the Clown?
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But from me,
that's all there is tonight.
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And remember, ladies...
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Dalton...
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Fingers.
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(tense music)
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(rock music)
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* They came out of nowhere
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* Covered in gore
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* On a mission from Satan
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* They're evil to the core
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* Fucked up and crazy
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* Eyes burning hate
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* Bleeding all over
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* They'll have your
head on a plate *
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* It's all been
really calm now *
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* It's all been
really calm now *
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* They're really
fucking vicious *
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* Wicked and malicious
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* They wanna destroy
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* And take a bite of me
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* Calling for blood
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* Looking for meat
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* Godforsaken heathens
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* Don't turn up the heat
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* It's all been
really calm now *
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- Someone's been a bad
little boy, haven't they?
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(shrieking loudly)
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And what do we do
with bad little boys?
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Pain.
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(screaming)
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(loud slapping)
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(laughing)
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- Ooh, where's my
sexy clown man?
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- Oh Mother, would you
stop your obsession
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with that murdering toe-rag?
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I told you, we're gonna
kill your sexy clown man.
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- Why are we gonna
kill my sexy clown man?
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- I told you this
a thousand times before.
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He killed our entire family.
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My dad, your husband, remember.
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My brother and sisters.
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Your children.
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He deserves to die.
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- No no, my sexy clown man
wouldn't kill anyone.
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- She doesn't remember
a thing, does she?
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- Uh uh.
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- Anyway, why aren't you
downstairs making the punch
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for the party?
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- I was, but Uncle Cuthbert
kept getting in the way.
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- What's Uncle Cuthbert
doing here?
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He's meant to be going to
the TV station to meet Pervo.
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- Is he?
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- Oh my God, that was
the first part of the plan!
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- The plan.
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What plan?
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- So, what we're going to do
is we're gonna to invite Pervo
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and a load of his friends
to a big party
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where we're going to lure them
in with a group of sexy girls
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called the Pervettes.
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And then, whilst he's busy
partying, we're going to
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infect the girls with our virus,
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hidden in some delicious punch,
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which will turn them
into brain-dead zombies
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so that they can kill
all of Pervo's friends,
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just like he killed our family.
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So, for the fifth
and final time,
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do you guys understand?
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(laughing)
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(shouting)
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, you can't remember a thing,
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'cause you were all too busy
messing about as usual.
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Right, get Uncle Cuthbert and
go to the garage immediately.
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(laughing)
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I'll be finished
with him shortly.
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(tense music)
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(loud whining)
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(laughing)
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Brace yourself, big boy.
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(shrieking)
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- Right, where were we?
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- We don't care. We just
want paying so we can go.
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- You'll get paid, don't worry.
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Anyway, it hasn't been
three hours yet, has it?
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- Not quite.
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- Well, how long we got left?
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- 20 minutes.
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- 20 minutes. Shit, right,
everyone in the bathroom.
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Come on.
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- Why's the tub
full of baked beans?
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- No, madam, no.
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Listen madam, I can assure you
we do not allow
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that kind of thing
in this hotel.
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And we definitely
don't allow that.
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Madam, please. Okay madam,
I will sort it out, of course.
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Thank you for your call.
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I'm gonna tear him
a new asshole.
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(very loud music)
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I am sick of this. Every time.
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What the hell's
going on in there?
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- Nowt.
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Now fuck off.
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- Get out of my way.
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What the hell is this?
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- Hi!
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- Are they hookers?
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- No.
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- We only agreed to
have you back here
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'cause your manager guaranteed
you'd have a carer with you.
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- A carer?
I'm not a fucking retard.
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- I beg to differ.
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- Well, I've paid for the room.
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- No you haven't.
Your card's been declined.
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Now pick up yer stuff
and get out.
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- Ah, he's not going anywhere
until we get our money.
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- Did somebody say money?
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- Oh, shit.
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- Pervo the motherfucking clown.
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Why am I not surprised
to see you here?
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- You still in the closet,
eh, Nick?
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- And just where the fuck
do you think
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you're going, sunshine?
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- Have you met Stacey?
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He's the new muscle.
My love muscle, so to speak.
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- His name's Stacey.
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- Yes it is.
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Of course, if you've
got a problem with that,
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you wanna take it up with him.
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- Excuse me, but who the hell
do you think you are?
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- My name is Nick the Dick,
motherfucker.
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Nick is my name and wasting
motherfuckers is my game.
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Now where's my money, bitch?
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Now listen very closely.
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The next words out of your mouth
are what I wanna hear,
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or Stacey here is gonna
rip your balls off.
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Now, what have you got
to say for yourself?
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- Boris!
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- What?
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- Boris!
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- Boris?
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- Who the fuck is Boris?
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(loud thumping)
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- Hey hey, good stuff mate,
come on.
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- Can I smell beans?
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- Oh, you've got that TV
interview to do, anyway.
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- See you, girls.
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- Fuck off, little dick.
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- Little dick.
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(laughing)
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- What is it with you
and fucking beans?
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(tense music)
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(repeated gunshots)
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(maniacal laughing)
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- Okay, calm down, darling.
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- Don't tell me to calm down.
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I've been through this
three times already
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and you lot still
don't remember it.
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I love you, but you're
so bloody difficult.
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Oh, why don't you listen to me
when I'm talking?
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- We do listen to you.
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- What did I just say, then?
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- When?
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- See, it's not
a hard plan to follow.
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Now go and sit
with mother and Uncle Cuthbert
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and I'll explain it
to you lot again.
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(laughing)
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(toys squeaking)
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Anyway, the plan is that
we're going to turn
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the entire country's population
into brain-dead zombies...
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- Oh!
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- ...by infecting the national
water supply with Dad's virus...
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- Oh, that's a good idea.
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- ...so lovingly recreated
by Doctor Bertie here.
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(laughing)
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(horns squeaking)
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And then, when everybody's
turned into zombies,
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then we're going to go and
live in Buckingham Palace,
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where Mother shall be queen.
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- And you'll be Prince Octavia,
and I'll be Princess Bertie.
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(laughing)
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- Darling, I think you'll find
it's the other way round.
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- But I wanna be a princess.
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- Yeah, he wants to be princess.
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Let him be princess.
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- Princess.
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- Oh, okay then.
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First of all, we kill
Pervo the fucking clown.
241
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:14,674
- [Mother] Oh, no!
242
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,909
- Yay!
243
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,278
- No no no,
not my sexy clown man.
244
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,081
- Ssh ssh, Mother.
245
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,885
Anyway, we're going to lure
Pervo here to a big big party
246
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,587
with a group of sexy girls
called the Pervettes.
247
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,889
- Is it his birthday?
248
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,490
- No darling, it's not.
249
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,526
- But the group of sexy girls
who we're then going to
250
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,995
turn into zombies.
251
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,497
- No, I don't want
to be a zombie.
252
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,200
- Oh Mother,
you won't be a zombie.
Don't you worry,
253
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,702
because darling
Bertie here's created
254
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,673
the zombie repellent spray.
Haven't you, Bertie?
255
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,875
- [Cuthbert] Have you?
256
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,142
Have you?
- No no.
257
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,978
- [Cuthbert] Yes you, yes you--
258
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:51,812
- I have.
259
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:52,813
Oh yes, oh yes.
260
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,214
(laughing)
261
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,950
(toys squeaking)
262
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,291
Now watch this.
263
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,828
(growling)
264
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,366
You see,
she's completely repelled.
265
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,868
- Come on, darling.
266
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,304
(laughing)
267
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,340
See, so we'll all
be perfectly safe.
268
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,109
We'll spray Pervo
when he gets in, too,
269
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,676
so the zombies don't kill him.
270
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:27,114
So he can watch all
his friends die slowly.
271
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,318
Then we can capture him,
torture him,
and finally kill him.
272
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,586
(cheering)
273
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,659
Right, Uncle Cuth,
you go get yourself changed
274
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,363
and get to the TV station
where Pervo's doing that show.
275
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,133
Go find his assistant
and tell them about our party.
276
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,501
Then go get them to meet
Bertie at the club tonight.
277
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,937
- Aye aye, sir.
278
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:50,770
- Bye.
279
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,905
(horns sounding)
280
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,173
- Bertie.
281
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,741
You're going to go to
the club to meet Pervo.
282
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,209
- Right.
283
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,344
- You make sure they
definitely come tomorrow.
284
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,311
- Mm-hm.
285
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,780
- Mother, you can bake a cake.
286
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,183
- I got some friends
coming tonight.
287
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,551
- Yes, Mummy.
288
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,585
In her head.
289
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,120
(sniggering)
290
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,190
- Anyway darling, we've got
a couple of hours to kill so...
291
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,159
shall we go finish
the hoovering?
292
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,128
(laughing)
293
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:15,963
Bertie!
294
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,433
(gunshots)
295
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,550
- Okay, I will do.
296
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,153
Bye.
297
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,454
Well, that was the management.
298
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,156
You're officially bankrupt.
299
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,858
Congratulations.
300
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,459
- What's that even mean?
301
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,461
- Mean's your skint, prick.
302
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,496
- Shut up, you.
303
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,330
- He's right, though.
304
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,698
You've got no money.
305
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,933
- Well, how come?
306
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,634
- It's your fucked up
lifestyle, innit?
307
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,870
- Fucked up? It's awesome.
308
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,472
- Not only are you skint but
you owe thousands of pounds.
309
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:03,043
Like, who are the Bad Habits?
You owe them a fortune.
310
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,544
- Just some girls I know.
311
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,312
- Hookers.
312
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,546
- Hookers!
313
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,416
- It's all you do, grass me up.
314
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,551
They're gorgeous,
they'll do anything.
315
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,286
- Aye, if you pay for it.
316
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,788
- Pervo, you really need
to create a good impression
317
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,157
on this TV interview.
318
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,759
This is pretty much
your last chance.
319
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,429
- I'm Pervo the Clown,
course I will.
320
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,696
Anyway, what do you care?
321
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,631
It's your last day tomorrow,
isn't it?
322
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,166
- So?
323
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,235
- So, you still haven't even
told us where you're going.
324
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,338
- I'm traveling the world,
that's all I'm saying.
325
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,505
- Whatever.
326
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,575
Keep your little secrets.
I don't care.
327
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,346
What's your name?
328
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,580
- Doesn't matter
what her name is.
329
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,049
Leave the poor girl alone.
330
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,185
- I'm only asking
what her name is.
331
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,419
Do you spit or swallow?
332
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,721
- Pervo, I said leave her alone.
333
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:53,193
You haven't dealt with the
last harassment lawsuit yet.
334
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,228
- Got awesome boobs you.
335
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,097
- Ignore him, darling.
He's an idiot.
336
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,499
Look, you really need to be
sensible in this interview,
337
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,900
and I'm being serious.
338
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,469
- I will.
339
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,336
I promise.
340
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,978
- What the fuck?
341
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,346
(screaming)
342
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,814
- [Woman] Pervo.
343
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,882
- What?
344
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,050
- [Boris] You want
locking up, mate?
345
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,151
- [Woman] Give me strength.
346
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,252
One more day.
347
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,423
- Did you see the size
of her boobs, though?
348
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,757
- Dirty bastard.
349
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,795
(gentle music)
350
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,502
- Excuse me, is your name Kat?
351
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,936
- Yeah, it is.
352
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,039
- My name's Captain Cuthbert,
I mean Cuthbert,
353
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,573
my name's Cuthbert.
354
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,175
- Nice to meet you.
355
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,545
What is that?
356
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,548
- It's a, it's a hankie.
357
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,387
Dear me, there's always a bit
you can't get, isn't there?
358
00:15:56,023 --> 00:16:00,160
Anyway, I'd like to
invite Pervo to a party
359
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,528
thrown in his honor.
360
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,063
- Oh, a party.
361
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,765
- Yeah, my boss Bertie Dumble
owns a string of nightclubs
362
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,901
and he'd like to invite Pervo
to a party.
363
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,370
- [Kat] Oh, okay.
364
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,304
- Excellent.
365
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,106
(loud techno music)
366
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,509
(cheering and applauding)
367
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,012
- Hello, and welcome back
to the Chat Lab with me,
368
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,614
your hostess, Miss Crystal Meth.
369
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,484
Now, we've just heard from
international singing sensation,
370
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,086
Miss Sugar Deluxe.
371
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,420
(audience applauding)
372
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,889
Now it's time for my next guest.
373
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,925
Now, this man is know
for his part in rescuing girls
374
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,463
from a gruesome satanic cult
that turned dozens of girls
375
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,931
into sick, twisted, killers.
376
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,634
And a movie about the massacre,
in where he plays himself,
377
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,970
has just been recently released.
378
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,273
Now, he's appeared
in the headlines
379
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,308
for all of the wrong reasons,
and he's become
380
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,810
quite the victim
of his own success.
381
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,346
But there are two sides
to every story.
382
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,982
So let's hear it
from the man himself.
383
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,651
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you my next guest.
384
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,288
The one, the only,
Pervo the Clown.
385
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,257
(audience applauding)
386
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,226
So Pervo, how are you?
387
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,694
- I'm great, thanks.
388
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,363
Even better now I'm sat
next to this bit of crumpet.
389
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,564
- Well funny
you should say that,
390
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,233
Sugar was looking
to be getting on very well
391
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,668
with somebody that you know
in the Green Room.
392
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,370
- [Pervo] Oh, Dikki Lixx.
393
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,605
- [Crystal] What a guy.
394
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,640
- [Pervo] What a guy?
He's a cock.
395
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,509
- Eh, could you watch
your language, please?
396
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,810
- Well he's a cock,
though, look at him.
397
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,844
Thinks he's it.
398
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,879
He's a fucking knob-head, man.
399
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,781
Fucking rockstar wannabe.
400
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,049
- Didn't Dikki
kick you out of a band
401
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,418
that you were in together once?
402
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,419
- No, I left.
403
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,023
- Okay so, for those
who don't know at home,
404
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,991
could you tell the audience
a little bit about the movie
405
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,293
and what it's about.
406
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,828
- It's called
Zombie Women of Satan.
407
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,297
- Can I just say, I think
that's a fantastic title.
408
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,498
Don't you agree,
ladies and gentlemen?
409
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,468
(audience applauding)
410
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,604
But Satan doesn't actually
make an appearance in the film.
411
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,872
- Aw, shut up man,
412
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,874
you're just splitting hairs.
Doesn't matter.
413
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,709
They're all evil bitches,
anyway.
414
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,178
Just watch the film. It's great.
415
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,912
Tits everywhere.
416
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,682
- Now sadly,
on a more serious note,
417
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,518
Harmony Starr and Sky
and Rachel Brannigan,
418
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,954
who survived the massacre,
419
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,390
were tragically killed
in a car accident, recently.
420
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,192
- Yeah that was,
that was well weird that.
421
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,462
I mean head-on collision
with a truck driven by a midget.
422
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,530
Fucking hell,
what's the chances of that?
423
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,199
Oh sorry, sorry, I shouldn't
have sworn, should I?
424
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,800
Shoulda stopped after midget.
425
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,602
- No, I think midget
was the actual,
426
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,104
the actual problem there.
427
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,308
Now, Harmony's character,
who was played by
428
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,811
Dahlia Von Rose, was actually
on the show here last week.
429
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,313
- Was she?
430
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,581
I think she's in London
at the moment.
Ain't she doing that,
431
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,816
what's that film called,
The Ox's Cock or summat?
432
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,386
- It's Oxford.
It's about
the Oxford boat races.
433
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,887
It's a period drama.
434
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,356
- Is it? Oh, I thought
it was some animal porn thing,
435
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,557
(laughing)
436
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,092
Anyway, she's a fucking idiot.
I hate her.
437
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,627
Right minge bag.
438
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,263
- Okay, well could you
shed a little bit of light
439
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,764
on this subject for me?
440
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,834
Now, there was a recent
police sting operation
441
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,703
at a massage parlor.
442
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,771
- Oh, that was
a total coincidence.
443
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,507
I didn't even know
they were hookers.
444
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,009
- You were seen leaving
with a ball-gag in your mouth,
445
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,411
and a dildo inserted in your--
446
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,145
- Yeah, alright,
it was up my arse.
447
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,714
The police put it there.
448
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,915
- Okay.
449
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,550
Apparently, according
to the headlines,
450
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,919
you have spent a fortune
on call girls.
451
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,121
Are you being treated
for sex addiction at all?
452
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,624
- I am yeah,
I'm treating myself...
453
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,259
...by shagging
anything that moves.
454
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,227
(laughing)
455
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,060
You'd have it, wouldn't you?
456
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:21,994
- No, thanks.
457
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,496
- Oh come on, course you--
458
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,964
- Don't touch the nose.
Oh, you want it, don't you?
459
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,333
- No, no.
460
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,267
- Come on.
461
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,836
(loud humming)
462
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,609
- Okay, just so I'm absolutely
clear what you're telling me.
463
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,778
Pandora let that fucking
idiot clown rack up
464
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,280
40 grand's worth of debt,
465
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,714
and you two thought the best
way to get the money back
466
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,982
was to do nothing,
467
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,751
and not even tell me.
468
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,087
- Well, did neither of you
think that following a plan
469
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,956
concocted by someone
as thick as two short planks
470
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,825
might be a bit, oh I don't know,
fucking stupid?
471
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,994
- You know, back home
in Russia we chop people up
472
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,162
when they don't pay.
473
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,697
Feed them to dog.
474
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,166
- I don't care about
back home in Russia, Svetlana.
475
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,569
What I care about is that my,
my escort agency
476
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,604
is owed 40,000 pounds.
477
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,806
People come to the Bad Habits
because of our reputation,
478
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,841
and I've worked bloody hard
to make it so.
479
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,345
I'm not gonna let
you three fuck it up.
480
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,483
- But you two knew about it,
which makes you all as bad
481
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,319
as each other.
Now come on, we're going now.
482
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,687
- Going where?
483
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,389
- [Woman] To get Pervo.
484
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,222
- Right now?
485
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,557
- Yes, right now.
486
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,826
Where is Pandora?
487
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,262
- Having a bath.
488
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,597
For fuck's sake!
489
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:41,308
(gentle classical music)
490
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,778
- Hey, how about knocking first?
What's the problem?
491
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,079
- The problem.
492
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,615
The problem is that not
only have you racked up
493
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,983
a massive debt, but those
two knew about it all along.
494
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,320
Now get out of the bath,
we're going.
495
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,321
Now!
496
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,523
- Why? Where are we going?
497
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,025
- To catch that fucking clown.
498
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,130
- Will do, my love.
499
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,998
Yes yes, it'll be
hanging from a tree
500
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,368
the time we finish with him.
I tell you that.
501
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,969
(laughing)
502
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,605
Yes he's just come back.
Everything's fine.
503
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,273
- Well, let's hope so.
504
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,042
Anyway, you best
get to the club.
505
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,111
Just make sure you really
sell the party to him.
506
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,213
Especially the girls,
that'll get him hooked.
507
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,982
- Yeah yeah, he'll be
hanging from a hook
508
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,952
the time we've finished
with him.
I tell you that.
509
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,053
(laughing)
510
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,755
- Bye, my little sugar puff.
511
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,358
- Okay, darling. Goodbye.
512
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,625
Have they got the address?
513
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,726
- Oh, yeah.
514
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,561
- Good.
515
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,295
(laughing)
516
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,129
Let's go.
517
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,167
(techno music)
518
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,436
(shouting)
519
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,739
- Hey.
520
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,174
I need a lift,
you fast driving git.
521
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,751
- It's okay.
You can leave him with me now.
522
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,887
What the hell
are you playing at?
523
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,655
- What? I was just having fun.
524
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,091
- By pulling a girl's
top down on live TV?
525
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,226
- Oh, the viewers will love it.
526
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,895
- Pervo, you've lost the plot.
527
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,798
- [Pervo] Oh I wish.
She was hot as fuck, man.
528
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,300
- Anyway, we've got
a massive party tomorrow.
529
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,267
Some millionaire.
530
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,703
- Hey hey, get amongst it.
531
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,904
- Apparently he sorted
it with management
532
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,539
but they've not
said anything to me.
533
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,508
- Aye, probably 'cause
tomorrow's your last day.
Isn't it, eh?
534
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,142
Then you're off gallivanting
'round the world.
535
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,477
- Mm, possibly.
536
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,845
Anyway, we're gonna meet
this Bertie tonight
537
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,448
at a club he owns later,
so go get ready.
538
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,749
- Alright, no worries, boss.
539
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,750
I'm going, alright.
540
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,584
- And hurry.
541
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,820
- [Pervo] Alright.
542
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,222
(rock music)
543
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:47,033
* I didn't take my
M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine *
544
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:53,172
* I didn't take my
M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine *
545
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:59,311
* I didn't take my
M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine *
546
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,616
- There's your drinks, enjoy.
547
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,519
I've been told to fuck off now.
548
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,887
- Aye, go on then, fuck off.
549
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,088
(laughing)
550
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,189
What?
551
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,792
Fuck off. What's he laughing at?
552
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,026
Fucking hell.
553
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,562
- Nuttier than
a squirrel shit, him.
554
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,530
- [Pervo]
Fuck looks like a French waiter.
555
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,598
Jesus Christ.
556
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,001
What are these
drinks like anyway?
557
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,369
What, are you
getting water again?
558
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,604
- [Boris] I am.
559
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,172
- Let yourself go, man,
let your hair down.
560
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,207
Get a shandy down you.
561
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,077
So what's the crack? I mean,
who's this Bertie Dumble fella?
562
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,312
- Apparently he's a big fan
of yours, and he's loaded,
563
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,647
so you can press him.
564
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,282
- He's rich, oh, aye.
565
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,717
- [Kat] So you need
to impress this one.
566
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,619
- I will do, no worries.
567
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,757
- Oh is that--
Is that fucking Dikki Lixx.
568
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:48,495
Fucking Dikki Lixx,
he's fucking everywhere I go.
569
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:52,465
Who's this guy next to him?
Look at the clip of him.
570
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,034
Hey, come here.
You think that's Bertie like?
571
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,669
- [Kat] Probably.
572
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,871
- [Bertie] Aha,
there you are, old bean!
573
00:23:58,905 --> 00:23:59,706
- Alright.
574
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,308
- How you doing, how you doing?
575
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,243
You must be Pervo, eh.
576
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,678
- I am, yeah. Who are you?
577
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:06,879
- I'm Bertie.
578
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,714
- You are Bertie!
579
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:08,915
- I'm Bertie Dumble.
580
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:09,749
- Alright, Bertie man.
581
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,717
- At your service.
582
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,918
(laughing)
583
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,219
- This is Kat.
- Hello Kat.
584
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,721
- This is Kat,
my personal assistant.
585
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:15,988
- Lovely to meet you.
- This is Boris.
586
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,456
- Ah, Boris.
587
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,792
- Boris, Boris Tinkle.
- Lovely to meet you too.
588
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,293
You have a woman's hands, sir.
589
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,029
(laughing)
590
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,064
Well what do you think,
eh, what do you think?
591
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,533
- Yeah, mental.
592
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,768
- Shithole, eh. Well I'm gonna
get it done over here now.
593
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,702
I'm an absolute rich bastard.
594
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,004
- Okay, calm down, son, come on.
595
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,673
- More drinks, I say!
596
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:48,755
- [Svetlana] Pervo's left.
597
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,289
- Dammit, where did he go?
598
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,958
- They don't know.
They just complain
he take big shit
599
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,359
and block toilet.
600
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,229
- Fuck, we missed him 'cause
you lot took too fucking long
601
00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,064
to get ready.
602
00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:58,898
Fuck!
603
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,267
Let's just go.
604
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,742
(car screeching)
605
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,014
(techno music)
606
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,583
- He's a good shag, I've heard.
607
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,084
(laughing)
608
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,120
Anyway, you, my darling,
have got a party Saturday
609
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,154
for you, eh.
610
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:22,989
- What, a party for me?
611
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,390
- Absolutely, darling.
612
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,625
- Oh, that's mad.
613
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:26,626
- 'Cause you're
so fucking great.
614
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,860
- Well I am, aren't I?
615
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,295
At least someone fucking
knows how great I am.
616
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,564
(laughing)
617
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,169
- And it's my place,
and it's for you you, see.
618
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,337
- So a party for me on Saturday.
619
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,139
- Yes,
'cause I'm so bloody rich.
620
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,841
So I keep telling you
how rich I am.
621
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:46,045
Very fucking.
You come to the party
and I'll make sure
622
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,615
you have
the most bestest time...
623
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,382
- Can you get lots of women?
- ...in your fucking life.
624
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,185
The most titties you've
ever seen in your whole life.
625
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,020
- Brilliant.
626
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,622
- Absolutely swarming.
627
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:56,488
- Wall to wall.
628
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:57,356
- Wall to wall tits.
629
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,658
- It's a titty heaven.
630
00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,491
- [Cuthbert] A titty fest.
631
00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:00,459
- A titty fest.
632
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,694
Oh, come on.
633
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,931
- And you'll be the
biggest tit there.
634
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,398
- Right, come on guys, anyway.
635
00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:07,566
Oh, dear.
636
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,901
We need to go.
637
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,269
- Yeah, well leave him then.
638
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,304
You'll sort--
Hey Cuth. Is it Cuth?
639
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,539
- [Cuthbert] I'll sort him out,
yeah yeah.
640
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,506
- [Pervo]
Can't wait for this party.
641
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,775
Sounds awesome.
642
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,444
I'm having these drinks, and
all.
643
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,081
- They bought it,
my little cream puff.
644
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,350
(laughing)
645
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,419
- Excellent.
646
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,155
Now get yourself home pronto.
647
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,024
I'm all wet and waiting for you.
648
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:36,996
- Mmm, I'm gonna be right there.
I'm coming now.
649
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,999
(maniacal laughing)
650
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,237
(shrieking)
651
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,074
- Please sign my CD, please.
652
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,508
- You're so good.
653
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,744
- Thank you.
654
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,213
(giggling)
655
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,682
- Can I just smell your hair?
I have to.
656
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,883
- Can't believe it's really him.
657
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:57,717
- Who's it to?
658
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,785
- Leanne.
659
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,087
Just wanna touch you.
660
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,388
- There you go, thank you.
661
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:03,222
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Thank you!
662
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,490
- Yes, sure.
663
00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,357
Yes, you can.
664
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,592
Yes, sure.
665
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,526
- [Girl]
Oh, you've gotta post this.
666
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,527
- Nobody will believe this.
667
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,762
- [Girl] Send it to me.
668
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,330
- Why did we
have to get the bus?
669
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,165
Felt like a right wanker.
670
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,034
What happened to getting limos?
671
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,869
- You keep forgetting,
you're skint.
672
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:20,239
You keep spending all your
money on hookers and beans.
673
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,074
(girls giggling)
674
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:22,975
- [Girl] That's so nice.
675
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:23,943
- What's he doing?
676
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:24,944
- Thank you!
677
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,446
- [Girl] Bye, we love you, bye.
678
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,280
- What?
679
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,284
- You don't want my autograph?
680
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,185
- [All] No.
681
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:36,422
- Sorry.
682
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,694
- What you doing with him?
683
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,863
- He's a real man.
You're just a pervert.
684
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,231
- Ha, pervert.
685
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,598
- Pervert.
686
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,100
You were never good
enough to be in my band.
687
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,336
- Your band, my band.
688
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,271
And we're starting
a world tour next week.
689
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,374
With a bass player
who can actually play.
690
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,043
- Who's he think he is?
691
00:27:57,076 --> 00:28:00,279
- Come on, man,
just leave it. Get inside.
692
00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,114
- Anyway, is Dahlia coming
to this party tomorrow?
693
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,382
- Aye, she's on her way.
694
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,717
- You think
she's still pissed at us?
695
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,985
- Us?
696
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,019
You're the one
that keeps harassing her
697
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,788
and taking her clothes.
698
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,123
- I just borrow
a couple of her dresses.
699
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,159
- But you don't wash them,
do you?
700
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,393
- Don't know what
you're on about, man.
701
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,095
- The last one
had jizz all over it.
702
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,097
- I told her,
it was just an accident.
703
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,199
- It spelt Dahlia.
704
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,001
- Anyway, where's Kat?
705
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,502
- She's at another party.
706
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:24,937
- She's at another party?
707
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,139
Who she think she is?
I'm the rockstar.
708
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,775
- I'm not getting into this
with you again.
709
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,477
Get inside
and stay off that phone.
710
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,579
- What would I be
on the phones for?
711
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,881
(seductive music)
712
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,215
Oh, fucking hell.
713
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,452
What you wearing?
714
00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,921
What?
715
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,556
With flippers and what?
You mean flippers and-
716
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,225
flippers and a gas mask?
717
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,728
Yes, oh, hang on,
that's got the spot, yeah.
718
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,000
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
that's a beauty.
719
00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,538
Yeah, what's your fantasy, then?
720
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,940
What's yours?
721
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:01,841
What is it?
722
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,011
Is that possible?
723
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:08,981
Yeah yeah, that's fucking
making me rock hard that, yeah.
724
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,616
Are your nipples hard?
725
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,084
Can you keep a secret like?
726
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,353
Yeah, I've got this bodyguard,
right, he's called Boris.
727
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,055
Oh, he's fucking lush.
728
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,390
Got this gimp collar
I'd love to put it on Boris and,
729
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,892
you know, stroke his rectum.
730
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,161
I bet he's got a massive cock,
as well, I bet he has.
731
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,462
Oh, look at this cock.
732
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,031
Yeah, mine's massive, as well.
733
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:29,135
I bet we could have
a cock fight, you know,
me and Boris.
734
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,470
I bet he has got
a big cock, you know.
735
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:35,641
Well yeah, Boris' cock,
oh, I'd love that up my arse.
736
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,953
- That's the boy.
737
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,288
That's what I'm talking about.
738
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,497
(thumping through walls)
739
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,433
Will you shut
your fucking noise?
740
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,369
- [Pervo] Oh, come on.
741
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,370
- Fuck this.
742
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,378
What the fuck you doing?
743
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:13,212
- [Pervo] Hello.
744
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,046
- Hello?
745
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,048
You best open this door.
746
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,317
What you fucking doing?
747
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,251
- Sleeping.
748
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,853
- Sleeping, it sounds like it.
749
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,454
What's all that noise?
750
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,689
- It's nowt to do with me.
751
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,457
- [Boris] What's all
the banging on the walls?
752
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:26,592
- It's the wall.
753
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,360
- It's the wall.
754
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,595
- It's haunted.
755
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,230
- It's haunted.
The walls are haunted.
756
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:32,464
- Aye.
757
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,202
- If you don't wrap it in
I'll be haunting you.
758
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,904
You sleep in that make up,
anyway?
759
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,505
- Yeah, course I do.
760
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,073
Never comes off.
761
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,509
- Summat wrong with your mind.
762
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,516
- Boris.
763
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,851
Boris, Boris, Boris Tinkler.
764
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,588
* Boris Tinkler
765
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,790
* Loves his winkler
766
00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,126
* Boris
767
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,493
Boris!
768
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,328
Boris!
769
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:07,466
- Oh, what the fuck is he doing?
770
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,501
- [Pervo] Boris!
771
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,336
- Fucking shut up.
772
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,670
- [Pervo] Boris!
773
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,342
Boris, come and pack
me fucking bags, will you.
774
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,776
- Fucking clowns.
775
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,812
Not even funny, anyway.
Prick.
776
00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:22,048
- [Pervo] Boris!
777
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,917
- Will you fucking shut up?
Jesus.
778
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,987
Fucking white-faced
black-nosed dick.
779
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:30,789
- Boris!
780
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,091
Ah, fuck.
781
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,492
God, you bastard.
782
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:34,326
- Shut up!
783
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,196
- Fuck.
784
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,265
Aah, Jesus Christ, fucking.
785
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:41,233
Boris!
786
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,536
- I'm gonna kill him.
787
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,038
I'm gonna fucking stab him.
788
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,339
I'm gonna stab him.
789
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:48,674
- Fucking Boris!
790
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:53,845
Come and pack me fucking
bags will you, you bastard.
791
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:55,647
- Will you shut up, man?
792
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:59,485
Oh anyway, I know exactly
what I'll do to him.
793
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,588
- Come on, you fairy.
794
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,623
This fucking--
795
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,825
Boris!
796
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:07,659
Don't fucking try banging.
797
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,727
(banging on door)
798
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,229
Oh, fuck off.
799
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,064
Fuck offI What--
800
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:12,898
What?
801
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,733
What you fucking want?
802
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,072
Bastard.
803
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,546
(techno music)
804
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,714
- [Man] Pervo.
805
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:33,385
- [Pervo] Hello?
806
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,686
- [Man] Gonna get you.
807
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,554
(loud cracking)
808
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,723
- [Pervo] What was that?
809
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:38,557
(repeated cracking)
810
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,559
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
811
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,494
- [Man] Run Pervo, run.
812
00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,329
Shit.
813
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,065
(romantic music)
814
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,840
(banging on door)
815
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,011
Get under the bed,
get under the bed.
816
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,112
- Who the hell are you?
817
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,080
What's going on?
818
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,481
- Fucking gunman outside.
819
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,582
- What you doing?
- There's a gunman outside.
820
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:04,550
- Get the hell out.
- There's a gunman out there.
821
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,484
- Get out.
822
00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:06,418
- Fuck off! There's a gunman.
823
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,353
- What is wrong with you?
824
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:08,854
- Gunman, there's a gunman.
825
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:09,888
What you doing, mad cow?
826
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,023
- Don't be crazy.
What you doing?
827
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,858
- There's a gunman out there.
828
00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:15,594
- Oh, my God, I'm not
interrupting a wank
829
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,029
for someone like you.
830
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,032
(shouting and screaming)
831
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,900
What the hell is wrong with you?
832
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:22,734
- There's a gunman.
833
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:23,669
Fuck, fuck.
834
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,671
- For God's sake, get off.
835
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,474
(laughing)
836
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,542
- Don't touch the
bloody nose, man.
837
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,778
- Oh, you disgusting--
838
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:33,712
- Ow, you fucker.
839
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:34,846
- Get out.
840
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,681
- There's a gunman.
841
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,449
- Get the fuck--
842
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,784
- Fucking prick.
843
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,195
What's wrong with you?
844
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,429
- It's me arse.
845
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,064
- It's your arse.
What have you been doing?
846
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,632
- Someone shot me.
847
00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,634
Yeah, in the corridor,
in my arse.
848
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,170
- You got shot in the corridor.
I thought you were sleeping.
849
00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,671
- I was.
850
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,374
Last night in the corridor,
though, someone shot me.
851
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,443
- I'm not even gonna
ask about the dress.
852
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,912
Just get rid of it
and get yourself sorted.
853
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,115
The girls are just finishing off
their breakfast.
854
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,949
We've gotta go to that Bertie's.
855
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,052
Now crack on,
and stop fucking about.
856
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,256
- Yes, he was wearing
a dress this morning
857
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:20,526
when I went to wake him up,
and I swear it was one of yours.
858
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,927
- Not the black
and white polka dot one.
859
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,861
- Yes.
860
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,695
(laughing)
861
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,197
- Thieving little shit.
862
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,998
- Oh God, he's like a kid,
innit.
863
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,567
Except he thinks of his dick.
864
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,336
- That's a bit wrong.
865
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,738
- I've never known
anyone to be so obsessed
866
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,005
with boobs, though.
867
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,474
He'd have a pair
of his own if he could.
868
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,743
(laughing)
869
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,880
- I know I'm obsessed
with boobs, but I can't help it.
870
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,283
I mean, I've even thought
about getting implants.
871
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,751
How cool would that be?
872
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:49,188
Know you could, whoa,
feel yourself all day long.
873
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:52,191
- What kind of relationship
did you have with your mother?
874
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,360
- What you trying to say,
I shagged me own mam?
875
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:55,527
- No.
876
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,763
I don't mean that. I mean,
877
00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,898
how did you get on
with your mother?
878
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,034
- Yeah it was fine, we had fun.
879
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,503
Brought up in the circus.
880
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,737
- Really?
881
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,874
Tell me, what's your
earliest memory you have
882
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,209
of your parents?
883
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,219
- Oh, little Sidney.
884
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,355
Doesn't he look cute?
885
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,226
- Oh, he's biting me.
886
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,764
- Is there room
for me on the other one?
887
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,801
- Thirsty boy, eh.
888
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,637
(loud squirting)
889
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,574
- Nah, canna think of any.
890
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,977
Honest, nothing.
891
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,113
- Five, four, three, two.
892
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,548
* Stick your butt in the air
893
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,183
* Stick your butt in the air
894
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,118
* Stick your butt in the air
895
00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:53,952
* In the air
896
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:54,920
* In the air
897
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,288
* Stick your butt in the air
898
00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,122
* Stick your butt in the air
899
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,624
- You know something.
900
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,125
This is fantastic.
901
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,696
(loud techno music)
902
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,575
* Stick your butt in the air
903
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,210
* Stick your butt in the air
904
00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,811
* Stick your butt in the air
905
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:20,679
* In the air
906
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:21,647
* In the air
907
00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,215
* Stick your butt in the air
908
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,916
* Stick your butt in the air
909
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,585
* Stick your butt in the air
910
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:30,389
* Stick your butt in the air
911
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:36,928
- Bertie Dumble, what do you
think you're doing?
912
00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,664
- Eh, nothing.
913
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,633
- You're supposed to be
helping me get ready
for the party.
914
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,602
Anyway, I've just spoken to Kat
915
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,571
and she's expecting Cuth
to be with the Pervettes,
916
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,173
to go and collect Pervo
in an hour.
917
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,475
Bertie, you come with me.
918
00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,209
Cuthbert, go and get ready.
919
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,912
And Mother, stay out of trouble.
920
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,586
* Stick your butt in the air
921
00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,254
* Stick your butt in the air
922
00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,956
* Stick your butt in the air
923
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,559
And tell that slag to fuck off.
924
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,265
(dramatic music)
925
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,040
- Why I am the only one working?
926
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,542
- Because out of
you three fuckwits
927
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,444
you were the only one
with what resembles a brain.
928
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,479
- Oh. (speaks foreign language)
929
00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:28,880
- Come on, get up.
930
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,517
My turn.
931
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,467
- Oh wow, Zara, are your
boobs getting bigger?
932
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,502
- Yeah, getting bigger
all by themselves, Pandora.
933
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,337
- Wow.
934
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,576
- I've got something here.
935
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,312
Pervo's going
to a party tomorrow.
936
00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:04,316
It's being hosted by
a guy called Bertie Dumble.
937
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,153
- [Zara] What do
we know about him?
938
00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:11,757
- Mm, here, Bertie Dumble.
Ooh, millionaire.
939
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,892
He owns lots of nice clubs.
940
00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:18,063
According to his Facebook page,
he describes himself as
941
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,566
eccentric, crazy
and unpredictable,
942
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,435
with a fondness for science.
943
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:26,171
- Okay, that's where
we're going tomorrow, then.
944
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,773
Now, make this good.
945
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,747
- Where's Kat and Dahlia?
946
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,816
They're supposed to wait on me,
not the other way 'round.
947
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,217
- Who do you think you are?
948
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,820
- What you mean?
It's me, Pervo.
949
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,390
- Oh, do I smell a threesome?
950
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,392
- No, you definitely do not.
951
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,994
- All I can smell is you.
952
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,497
It's like, lube and feet.
953
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,931
(laughing)
954
00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,534
- So, I was gonna wear
my lovely polka dot dress
955
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,735
and then I couldn't find it.
956
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,303
Any suggestions, Sidney?
957
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,571
- Yeah, she's nicked it.
958
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,072
- No, the black and white one.
959
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,841
- Oh, right, eh.
960
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,310
Eh, no no. Have you seen it?
961
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,812
- [Boris] No.
962
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,014
- Anyway you, less of
the bloody Sidney, will you?
963
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,383
Less of the Sidney. It's Pervo.
964
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:12,884
Come on, party time.
965
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,686
- You're not coming with us.
966
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,787
- Eh, what you mean?
967
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,088
- Bertie insisted.
968
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,057
- [Pervo] How am I
gonna get there?
969
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:22,060
(bus horn blasting)
970
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:30,301
(shrieking excitedly)
971
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,136
- Pervo!
972
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,037
- [Pervo] Wahey!
973
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,605
- We're the Pervettes.
974
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,473
- Are you coming?
975
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:35,641
- Damn right, I am.
976
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:36,475
Wahey!
977
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,308
- Hello, Mr Clown.
978
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,143
- Fuck off.
979
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:38,977
(laughing)
980
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:39,811
- Ladies!
981
00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:42,047
(cheering)
982
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,884
- [All] Pervo,
Pervo, Pervo, Pervo.
983
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,859
- I saved you a seat
up the back.
984
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,666
- Hey, wow, that's awesome.
985
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:01,500
Woo hoo!
986
00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,740
- Well, that's him
taken care of.
987
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,208
- What, no limo?
988
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,079
- No management
won't give him any more credit.
989
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,554
(laughing)
990
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,158
- Well, I think there
should be enough in here
991
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,394
to infect all the Pervettes
on Pervo's coach.
992
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,596
- Ooh!
993
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:31,362
- Don't you,
my Bertie bossy bear?
994
00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:32,864
- Ooh!
995
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,066
Yes, my little tit bag.
There's gonna be
zombies everywhere.
996
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,302
(laughing)
997
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,741
- Oh, I'm excited.
998
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,109
- Yeah, it should be good.
999
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,277
(laughing and giggling)
1000
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,479
(alarm chiming)
1001
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,482
- Ooh, there's somebody
at the door.
1002
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,951
Hello.
1003
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,554
- Yeah, hi, it's Boris
with Kat and Dahlia.
1004
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,556
- Ah, Boris, gorgeous.
1005
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,357
Yes, just drive in.
I'll open the gate.
1006
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,191
Ha ha.
1007
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:03,428
Guess what.
1008
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,563
- What, my darling?
1009
00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,498
- Pervo's minions have arrived.
1010
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:07,833
- Oh, that's brilliant.
1011
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,101
Pervo will soon be here
in the Pervette coach.
1012
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,469
You better go and meet him.
1013
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,871
- Better spray ourselves,
first, though.
1014
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,205
- Okay.
1015
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,441
(laughing)
1016
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,745
- Goodbye, my lovely darling.
1017
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:31,022
- Will you lot fucking hurry up?
1018
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,362
- When you gonna learn
how to speak English?
1019
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:38,897
- Why don't you both
just stop complaining
1020
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:41,499
and learn how to speak Russian?
1021
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,637
- You know what it is.
It's always the same with you.
1022
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:46,572
You don't understand--
1023
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,406
(talking over each other)
1024
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,175
- Stop bloody
bickering and strap in.
1025
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,777
(sighing deeply)
1026
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,945
We've got a clown to kill.
1027
00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:09,761
- Pervo!
1028
00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,029
- Bertie man, how you doing?
1029
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,497
- Alright, old bean.
1030
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,265
- What are these girls about?
They're fucking gorgeous.
1031
00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,734
- Oh, wait till you see
the ones inside, matey.
1032
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:16,668
- What, you got more?
1033
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:17,903
- Absolutely. Hordes of them.
1034
00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:18,870
- What about these?
I wanna shag them.
1035
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,105
- Oh Cuthbert'll sort them out.
1036
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,640
Don't you worry.
You'll see 'em again.
1037
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,274
- Cuthbert's gonna
sort them out?
I wanna sort them out.
1038
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:25,310
Where's-where's the boobs?
Down here?
1039
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,978
Boobs, I want boobs!
1040
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:32,818
(whistling gently)
1041
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:41,159
Where's the boobs, then?
1042
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,161
- Well I'm sure that big nose
of yours can sniff them out.
1043
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:43,995
(laughing)
1044
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:44,830
- Wahey, boobs!
1045
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,065
(giggling)
1046
00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,105
Where's this hot tub
he was on about?
1047
00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:55,206
Ha ha, oh yes.
1048
00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,310
- Ooh.
1049
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,479
Aah.
1050
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,749
- Oh, look at that.
1051
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:06,151
Oh, after all,
gonna see some boobs.
1052
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:06,985
Come on.
1053
00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:13,491
(giggling)
1054
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:14,459
- Who the fuck are you?
1055
00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:15,393
- Do you need a hand with that?
1056
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,695
- No, not off you, you creep.
1057
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:17,963
- I'll pay you.
1058
00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:20,398
- Make it quick.
1059
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,566
- Hey, hey, hey.
1060
00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:26,137
- Ow! I's not meant
to go in there.
1061
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,605
- [Pervo] Oh it does, trust me.
1062
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,840
- [Girl] Oh.
1063
00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,175
- [Pervo] Oh, Boris.
1064
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,442
- [Girl] Boris?
1065
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,815
- Now do come in. Do come in.
1066
00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:38,316
Hello.
1067
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:39,617
Hello, man.
1068
00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:42,553
Before you enter
my big palace of boobs,
1069
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,656
you must give me your phones.
1070
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:45,857
- Why?
1071
00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,392
- Because in my world,
to enjoy ourselves
1072
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,527
as much as me,
you must take yourself away
1073
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,130
from naughty
little distractions.
1074
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,398
(giggling)
1075
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,666
- Hi, I'm Susie.
1076
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,336
- Don't worry, don't worry,
you'll get them back.
1077
00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,637
Don't you worry.
1078
00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:00,906
You'll be having so much fun
1079
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,373
you won't even
realize they're gone.
1080
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,442
(laughing)
1081
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,376
What?
1082
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,845
Where's Pervo, I hear you say.
1083
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:07,979
Who knows, eh?
1084
00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,715
- Alright gang, I've found ya!
1085
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:11,016
- Easy, old scallywag.
1086
00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:11,850
- Em!
1087
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,352
- Bald, love it.
1088
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,386
Sorry, what-- Who are you?
1089
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,587
- Phone in.
1090
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:17,488
- I haven't got a phone.
She's got my phone.
1091
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,323
- Top on.
1092
00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:20,458
- Pants off.
1093
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,861
- Or you're not going in.
1094
00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:24,429
- [Kat] Top on, come on.
1095
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:25,596
- Come on, you and me.
1096
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,165
(rock music)
1097
00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:31,870
* The road stretches out ahead
1098
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:36,041
* Think it's straight
until I'm nearly there *
1099
00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:41,179
* Don't know what's
around the next corner *
1100
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:46,384
* They made the sound
again to come warn you *
1101
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,619
* Well I just wanna
go the extra mile *
1102
00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:51,456
* I just wanna go out in style
1103
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:54,159
* You drive me insane
1104
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:57,829
* I ain't ever gonna
be the same *
1105
00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,498
- Now this is my kinda party.
1106
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,867
- Fucking 'ell.
1107
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,700
(laughing)
1108
00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:03,534
Look at the tits.
1109
00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:04,369
- There's fanny, too.
1110
00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:05,236
All for you, darling.
1111
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,037
- For me.
1112
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:12,277
* Don't wanna spin
out of control *
1113
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:16,547
* But I don't wanna
do half of the whole *
1114
00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,950
* Well I just wanna
go the extra mile *
1115
00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:21,787
* I just wanna go out in style
1116
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,355
* You drive me insane
1117
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,258
* I ain't ever gonna
be the same *
1118
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:29,861
* Zero to 60
1119
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,430
* In insanity
1120
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,968
Look at these girls, man.
1121
00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:38,169
- Wow, this is amazing.
1122
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,504
- Fucking right, it is.
1123
00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:40,671
- We've got a zoo too, you know.
1124
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:41,572
- Got a zoo?
1125
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:42,407
- [Bertie] Absolutely.
1126
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,308
- What's in it?
1127
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:44,242
- Boobs, baby.
- Boobs?
1128
00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:45,343
- Yeah space hopper boobs.
1129
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,577
- How, how many boobs?
1130
00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,678
You got 'em running wild, like?
1131
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:48,513
- As many as you like.
1132
00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:49,447
- Can we go there now?
1133
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,448
- No, we can't go there now.
1134
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,183
I've got to go and turn it on.
1135
00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,285
But you get in there,
have a good old mingle about.
1136
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,686
Come on girls, Pervo's coming.
1137
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,521
Woo!
1138
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,946
- Look, they've turned up.
This is actually gonna happen.
1139
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,181
- Oh, it's all going
to plan, my little--
1140
00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:24,649
(laughing)
1141
00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:27,518
- Well Susie's taken out
the punch to Uncle Cuthbert.
1142
00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,354
So he should be giving it
to the Pervettes now.
1143
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,856
- Does Cuthbert know
it's infected, though?
1144
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:31,689
- Oh, of course.
1145
00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:32,991
- Ah, what about Susie?
1146
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,260
(laughing)
1147
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,198
You are a little evil tinker,
aren't you?
1148
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:43,201
(maniacal laughing)
1149
00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,171
Owee.
1150
00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:52,844
(excited chattering)
1151
00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:54,946
- Come on, girls,
get your drinks.
1152
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,481
Lovely punch here.
1153
00:46:56,514 --> 00:47:00,318
Get it before the party.
Do you world of good.
1154
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:04,755
(chatter)
1155
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:08,593
Come on, punch.
One for you, me dear, enjoy.
1156
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,996
Eh, oops! Room for a little one.
1157
00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:11,829
Excellent.
1158
00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:15,400
Come on girls,
enjoy your drinks, drink up--
1159
00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:16,234
(growling)
1160
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:17,068
Oh, shit.
1161
00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:18,103
I think I'd better go.
1162
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:21,606
(screaming and shrieking)
1163
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,239
- Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to
1164
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:55,974
the wet t-shirt competition.
1165
00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:59,244
(loud cheering)
1166
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:00,078
Come on!
1167
00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:05,650
Fucking tits on these.
Fucking--
1168
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,085
Get 'em out, out, out.
1169
00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,486
Out, out, out.
1170
00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:09,654
Have it, come on.
1171
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,522
Aw fucking awesome,
look at that.
1172
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,758
Fucking hell, look at that.
1173
00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:17,929
Fucking awesome.
1174
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,200
Eh, come on, eh, titties.
1175
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,635
Show us the titties.
1176
00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,171
Fucking come on.
1177
00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:27,538
Wanna see the nipples.
1178
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:28,673
Nipples.
1179
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:30,375
(shouting and cheering)
1180
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:31,309
Come on, you can have it.
1181
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,544
That's the way. Fuck yeah!
1182
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,752
Fucking awesome.
1183
00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,154
Nipples like midget's thumbs.
1184
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,256
Come on,
nipples like midget's thumbs.
1185
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:46,524
Eh, Pervo magic.
1186
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,328
Eh, come on, eh.
1187
00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:51,762
Come on, you fuckers, eh.
1188
00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:52,597
You.
1189
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,502
(laughing)
1190
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,807
- Captain Cuth rules!
1191
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,377
Shit.
1192
00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,546
Forgot to spray Pervo.
1193
00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:09,447
Ah fuck it.
1194
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,385
Cheers to you all,
yah bunch of bastards.
1195
00:49:17,222 --> 00:49:18,023
Shit.
1196
00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:21,192
(coughing)
1197
00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:27,465
(screaming)
1198
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:39,777
- Oh, what's he done?
1199
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,912
- What a nincompoop.
1200
00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:42,980
What do we do now?
1201
00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,682
- Nothing. We stick to the plan.
1202
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,217
He was a liability, anyway.
1203
00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:47,452
- Okay.
1204
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,654
Well I better get up
to the party, then.
1205
00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:50,888
Gonna come?
1206
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,625
- No, I'm gonna stay
and play with my new toys.
1207
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:55,626
- That's mine.
1208
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,594
- Uh-uh.
1209
00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:58,829
(giggling)
1210
00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,735
(rock music)
1211
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,246
- Fucking titty heaven.
1212
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,215
- You're sick.
1213
00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,216
- Hey, Pervo.
1214
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,018
- What you doing with him?
1215
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:22,553
He's fucking skint
as well, you know.
1216
00:50:22,587 --> 00:50:23,721
- No, he's not.
1217
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:24,922
- No, haven't you heard?
1218
00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,058
We've just signed
an amazing new record deal,
1219
00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:28,793
and Kat's our new PA.
1220
00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:31,262
- So that's the game, is it?
1221
00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:32,797
You dropped me for him.
1222
00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:34,265
That dickhead.
1223
00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:37,001
- I'm sorry Pervo.
There's just no money
in you anymore.
1224
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:40,205
- I'm gonna be fucking massive.
1225
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,139
I thought you're going
on that world tour
1226
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,107
or something, anyway.
1227
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:43,374
- I am.
1228
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:46,677
A proper tour,
with Dikki and Iron Kidney.
1229
00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:52,883
Where you going?
1230
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,719
- I'm going to shag
meself to death
1231
00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,054
with them fucking Pervettes.
1232
00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:00,057
- Leave him, leave him.
1233
00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:00,925
- But I feel sorry for him.
1234
00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,193
- He's alright.
1235
00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:05,263
Besides, what am
I supposed to do?
I need to make a living.
1236
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,665
I certainly wasn't doing
that through him, was I?
1237
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:08,699
- Yeah, fuck him, man.
1238
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,701
- [Dikki] Yeah, fuck him.
1239
00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:16,341
- Kat and Dikki fucking Lixx.
1240
00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:20,010
Where's them fucking girls?
I'm gonna fuck them senseless.
1241
00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:22,913
(heavy rock music)
1242
00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:32,123
(audience applauding
and cheering)
1243
00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:34,625
- Ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
1244
00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:36,227
for Spit Like This.
1245
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,301
- Ah, that way.
1246
00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:47,605
- Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you very much for coming
1247
00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:48,873
to the party.
1248
00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:51,142
(audience cheering
and applauding)
1249
00:51:51,176 --> 00:51:54,945
Now some of you may know
our next special guest.
1250
00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:56,614
But don't touch his nose.
1251
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,450
(laughing)
1252
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,952
He's a man of great depth...
1253
00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:04,322
- There it is. Hey, hey, boobs.
1254
00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:05,823
- ...and great courage.
1255
00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,757
- Girls!
1256
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,092
Girls!
1257
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,260
Girls, it's me.
1258
00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,297
Come on, let us in, girls.
1259
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,898
Wahey!
1260
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,132
Oh, fuck.
1261
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,801
(growling and hissing)
1262
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,902
Ah, tits tits.
1263
00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:20,104
Fuck this.
1264
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,541
(growling and screaming)
1265
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:31,949
- Give it up
for Pervo the Clown.
1266
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,118
(rock music)
1267
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,121
(shouting)
1268
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:41,292
(audience applauding
and cheering)
1269
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,862
(screaming)
1270
00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,131
(growling)
1271
00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:12,323
- Come on, get out.
1272
00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:14,825
- Shut the door.
1273
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,060
- Thanks, Pervo.
1274
00:53:16,093 --> 00:53:17,828
- Yeah, well,
still don't bloody like you.
1275
00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,830
Just as well, you're hot.
1276
00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:21,999
What's up with you?
1277
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,668
- Fucking blood, man.
1278
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,238
What the fuck is that?
1279
00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:28,739
- What? It reminds me of Sugar.
1280
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,675
- A big fucking pink pig?
1281
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,677
- Yeah, she's gonna be
my future wife, man.
1282
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,078
- Fucking idiot.
1283
00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:36,947
- What you doing?
There's zombies in there.
1284
00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:38,716
Oh, here she is.
1285
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,184
- [Dikki] Zombies! Ah, ah!
1286
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,254
- Oh Dikki Fucking Lixx.
What've you brought him for?
1287
00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:45,656
- Come on, let's just go.
1288
00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:48,559
- Well, I can't run
in these things.
1289
00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,297
(farting)
1290
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,799
(tense music)
1291
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,079
(screaming)
1292
00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,114
- What the hell is that?
1293
00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,382
- I don't know.
1294
00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,785
- That doesn't sound like
happy screaming to me.
1295
00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,020
- I don't care.
1296
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:19,123
Pervo's in there
and we're gonna find him.
1297
00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,998
- But I don't like guns.
1298
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:28,966
- Guns are great.
1299
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:31,035
Back home in Russia--
1300
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,337
Okay okay, no Russia.
1301
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,305
- Right, let's go.
1302
00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,874
- I'm not comfy in these shoes.
1303
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:41,912
- I didn't bring
any other shoes.
1304
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:45,583
- Oh I don't care.
And lose the fucking hat.
1305
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:47,852
- This is brilliant.
1306
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:50,287
- Oh, kill him, kill him,
kill him.
1307
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,121
- Bite his face off.
1308
00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,190
(maniacal laughing)
1309
00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:54,625
Hang on. Who are those bastards?
1310
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:57,695
- Oh I don't know,
but they look delicious.
1311
00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,430
Good enough to eat.
1312
00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:02,166
- We've had zombie babes,
and now fresh totty.
1313
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,368
(maniacal laughing)
1314
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,769
All this excitement's
getting me horny,
1315
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:05,736
my little pudding fart.
1316
00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,738
- Oh, me too, love pump.
1317
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,707
- I'm gonna do you
over the table, right now.
1318
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,975
- Oh, yeah.
1319
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:12,142
- Oh, yes I am.
1320
00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,457
(growling)
1321
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,497
- Who's this crazy bitch?
1322
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:33,398
(screaming)
1323
00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,065
- Get her off of me.
1324
00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:45,410
(loud splattering)
1325
00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,310
Get off me.
1326
00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:51,682
- Kill her.
1327
00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,391
What the hell's going on?
1328
00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:01,626
- They're just
like the cult girls
1329
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:04,395
that were poisoned
in the massacre.
1330
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:06,831
- Well, if the film's
to be believed
1331
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,232
and they've got
the same infection,
1332
00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:09,967
then they could infect us.
1333
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,936
- So, are we in a movie now?
1334
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,337
- No, we are not in a movie.
1335
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,739
What is the matter with you?
1336
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,373
- But you've just
killed two people.
1337
00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,308
Why would you do that
if we're not in a movie?
1338
00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:19,810
- Because they were
trying to kill us.
1339
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,311
- [Pandora] Like in the movie?
1340
00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:23,047
- Yes, like in the movie,
but we're not in a movie.
1341
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,515
Get that through
your thick head.
1342
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,250
There are zombie women
running around everywhere
1343
00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:28,052
trying to bite people,
and we'll kill them all
1344
00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,554
if we have to.
1345
00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:32,723
We're gonna get that clown,
zombies or no zombies, right?
1346
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:33,691
- Da.
1347
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:36,193
(tense music)
1348
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:46,871
- [Pervo] Come on.
1349
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,105
Zombies coming.
1350
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,009
- Aah!
1351
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,110
- [Sugar] Dikki.
1352
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,645
- Bloody leave him, man.
1353
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:55,946
Oh fucking leave him.
He's in a trap, man.
1354
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,115
- [Dikki] Help, help, help me!
1355
00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:00,585
(snarling and growling)
1356
00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:01,652
Ah!
1357
00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,087
- Fuck you, Dikki.
1358
00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:04,922
Fuck you.
1359
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,627
(screaming slowly)
1360
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,531
Fucking zombies.
1361
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:15,866
- Take it like a preacher.
1362
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,967
Dirty Bumble.
1363
00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:20,137
- It's Bertie.
1364
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,305
- Dirty today.
1365
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:24,408
Wait.
1366
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,277
They're getting away.
1367
00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:28,979
Oh God, we've got
to go after them.
1368
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,982
Come on, come with me,
come with me.
1369
00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:38,388
- [Pervo] Fuck, get in.
1370
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,225
- Where did all the crazy
zombie women come from?
1371
00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:42,292
- They were on the fucking bus.
1372
00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:43,528
- On the bus?
1373
00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:45,029
- Just a zombie
day out, I suppose.
1374
00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:46,897
- I don't know, but the
Pervettes are all zombies.
1375
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,098
- Well, how did that happen?
1376
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:49,800
- I don't know,
but they're zombies.
1377
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,401
- You thought the best
way to get rid of them
1378
00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:53,571
would be to bring them back
to party full of people.
1379
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:56,574
- I didn't think 'cause I'm
getting chased by zombies.
1380
00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,276
- Why would you? You're just
a village fucking idiot.
1381
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,811
- Why didn't you save Dikki?
1382
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,079
You coulda helped him.
1383
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,814
- Why didn't I help him?
Well why do you think?
1384
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,249
'Cause he's a fucking dickhead.
1385
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:06,183
- Enough!
1386
00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:07,518
You've had your 15 minutes.
1387
00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,920
She's left you, and what?
And you!
1388
00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,922
You only knew Dikki
for what, 10 minutes?
1389
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:14,692
- It was true love, though.
1390
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:17,427
- It was lust, not love.
It'll pass, trust me.
1391
00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:20,264
- Me dad used to always say,
"Love is like a fart.
1392
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:24,535
If you've got to force it,
it's obviously just shit."
1393
00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:27,504
- Actually talking shit,
just come and wipe my arse.
1394
00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:29,073
- No, thanks. I don't want
a boyfriend who's skint
1395
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,240
and with a tiny dick.
1396
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:32,677
- Tiny? It's fucking massive.
1397
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,379
I've got a cock
like a baby's arm.
1398
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,181
- Oh, my God,
we're all gonna die.
1399
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,983
- No we're not.
We just need to make a plan.
1400
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:42,820
(loud growling and screaming)
1401
00:58:51,662 --> 00:58:53,798
- Unless he's got
40 grand on him, yeah.
1402
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,834
- But can't we just go home?
These shoes are hurting me.
1403
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,603
- Well, you shouldn't
have fucking worn
them, then, should you?
1404
00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:00,337
Look, it was you three
who got us into this mess,
1405
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,272
so don't you dare try
and wimp out on me now.
1406
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:03,440
- We're not trying to wimp out.
1407
00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,042
- Well, come on, then.
1408
00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,453
(tense music)
1409
00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,923
Prove yourself. Kill her.
1410
00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,457
Do it.
1411
00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:21,959
If you're gonna help me
get Pervo, then killing one lame
1412
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,028
fucking zombie shouldn't
be too much of a problem.
1413
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,597
(techno music)
1414
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,337
That was more like it.
1415
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,072
Svetlana, finish her.
1416
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,782
(loud splattering)
1417
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:46,717
Check you out.
1418
00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:50,420
Right, let's go and get
that dumb arse clown.
1419
00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:54,224
* Clowny-wownee
pudding and pie *
1420
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:58,763
* Kissed the girls
and made them cry *
1421
00:59:58,796 --> 01:00:02,499
* When the boys
came out to play *
1422
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,734
- Mother, you will wait here
1423
01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,670
till we come back and
get you, won't you?
1424
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:09,606
- I'm not going anywhere.
I'm playing.
1425
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,440
- Okay.
1426
01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:11,809
- Oh, can I play?
1427
01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:14,544
- No, we've got a clown to kill.
1428
01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:15,379
- I wanna play.
1429
01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:16,513
(laughing)
1430
01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:20,017
* Clownee-wownee run away
1431
01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,488
(screaming)
1432
01:00:24,521 --> 01:00:26,724
(growling)
1433
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,297
- Be vewwy vewwy quiet.
1434
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,799
We hunting wombies.
1435
01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:36,266
- No.
1436
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:40,104
We need them alive so that
they can kill everybody else.
1437
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,841
(screeching)
1438
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:45,943
Oh, Bertie!
1439
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:50,547
Bertie Dumble, come here.
Did I tell you
you could kill her?
1440
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,150
Oh, anyway, we need to
go find Pervo. So go.
1441
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:53,984
- Mm-mm.
1442
01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:54,819
- Go!
1443
01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:58,823
(growling)
1444
01:01:05,529 --> 01:01:08,298
Bertie Dumble, I told you
not to shoot that woman.
1445
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:09,800
- But she was gonna
bloody gobble us up.
1446
01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:10,968
- No, she wasn't.
- She was.
1447
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,202
- Don't be so ridiculous.
1448
01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:13,603
- She was.
I won't do it again, I promise.
1449
01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:14,438
Wah!
1450
01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:16,540
(repeated gunfire)
1451
01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,642
- You just did it again.
1452
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:19,977
- Ah, no, I didn't.
1453
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,847
- Oh my God, Bertie,
I want a go.
1454
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,548
(growling)
1455
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:25,549
There's one.
1456
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:32,823
Yeah!
1457
01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:35,092
(laughing)
1458
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:38,228
Let's go.
1459
01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:43,868
- I've never seen so much blood.
1460
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:47,872
- Come on ladies,
let's check the gardens again.
1461
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:52,576
(screaming)
1462
01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:54,611
- Okay, my idea is this.
1463
01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,847
There's too many of them.
If we go outside we're dead.
1464
01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,482
So we let them
in the caravan one by one
1465
01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,217
and we kill 'em one at a time.
1466
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,052
- Yeah, let's do it.
1467
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:03,720
- Thought you were supposed
to be the brainy one.
1468
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:05,155
What's to say if we
don't let them in,
1469
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:06,390
they don't kill us all.
1470
01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:07,557
- Well, it's a risk
we have to take.
1471
01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,960
And besides, I hate caravans.
1472
01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:11,561
I just wanna get out asap.
1473
01:02:11,595 --> 01:02:12,729
- There's got to
be summat in here
1474
01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:15,032
we can use for weapons.
1475
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,267
- Guys, what about these?
1476
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:18,969
(shouting)
1477
01:02:19,003 --> 01:02:20,771
- I'm guessing Pervo's
in that caravan.
1478
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:21,605
- Can I look?
1479
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:22,773
- No.
1480
01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,274
- Why not?
You always get to look.
1481
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:26,076
- 'Cause I'm sure you'd
find a way to fuck it up.
1482
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,578
(tense music)
1483
01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:46,864
- [Kat] Open the door.
1484
01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:49,133
(growling)
1485
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,468
What about the plan?
1486
01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:53,403
- [Pervo] Fuck off.
1487
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,672
(growling)
1488
01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,885
(screaming)
1489
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:10,454
When in doubt,
get it in the clout.
1490
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:12,890
Boris, Boris, find the fanny.
1491
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,427
(growling)
1492
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:20,097
(loud clanging)
1493
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,200
(loud splattering)
1494
01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:24,268
Boris, Boris!
1495
01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:27,838
Look at these knockers.
1496
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,474
Oh, come on, get a bit of
motorboating going there, girl.
1497
01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,576
Come on, put your back into it.
1498
01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:33,410
Oh, ha ha.
1499
01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,847
Boris, I've had enough now.
1500
01:03:36,881 --> 01:03:39,683
Boris, man,
give us a hand, will yah?
1501
01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:44,821
For fuck's sake,
man, watch me nose.
1502
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,557
Fucking hell.
1503
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,659
- Have you got a hard on?
1504
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,596
- Course, I have.
1505
01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:54,098
- Dirty bastard.
1506
01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:54,932
- You want a bit of it, like.
1507
01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:55,832
- Piss off.
1508
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,301
(growling)
1509
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,668
- Oh fucking hell, guys.
Man, there's more of 'em.
1510
01:03:58,702 --> 01:04:00,604
Come on, in the caravan.
1511
01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:07,444
Fucking let us in,
you daft bitches.
1512
01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:08,913
They fucking locked the door.
1513
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,580
- Fuck this, come on.
1514
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,818
- I'm guessing Uncle Cuthbert
didn't spray Pervo.
1515
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,054
- Well, don't look at me.
Cuthbert's the liability.
1516
01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:17,955
- Sit down.
1517
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:21,058
They can wait a minute.
1518
01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,060
Anyway you, give us a kiss.
1519
01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:26,230
All this killing's
making me horny.
1520
01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:27,564
- They're getting away.
1521
01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:31,768
- They'll be back.
They need to save the girls.
1522
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,203
- Because I've only
got a few rounds left
1523
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,305
and I don't want
to risk missing.
1524
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:38,575
Besides, I want
to talk to him first.
1525
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,345
(humorous music)
1526
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:46,150
(repeated thumping)
1527
01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:53,690
- [Boris]
What the fuck you doing?
1528
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:57,094
(loud growling)
1529
01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:59,363
- Come on, you zombie tarts.
1530
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,432
Open the door, bitch.
1531
01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:05,202
- Who you calling
a fucking bitch?
1532
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,873
- [Pervo] Find the fucking
light switch, then.
1533
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,442
The light switch, you daft twat,
not my fucking balls.
1534
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:13,543
- [Boris] Oh, sorry, mate.
1535
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,979
- [Pervo] Fucking, come on.
1536
01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:17,147
- [Boris] Man, here it is.
1537
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:18,983
(laughing)
1538
01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,117
- What's this?
1539
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,852
- Some sort of
fucked up (indistinct), man.
1540
01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:23,787
- Well, they're not
gonna help us kill
1541
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:24,989
the fucking zombies, are they?
1542
01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:26,756
Hey come on,
let's see what's under here,
1543
01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:29,593
might be a fucking
tank or summat.
1544
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,998
Fucking really is
Christmas, isn't it?
1545
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:34,831
- Yeah, yeah.
1546
01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:35,665
- I'm driving.
1547
01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:36,500
- No way.
1548
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:37,434
- Why not?
1549
01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:38,602
- I've seen your driving.
1550
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:41,338
(engine revving)
1551
01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:46,576
- Come on, bring 'em on Boris,
come on.
1552
01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:51,481
- Mm, Pervo makes me moist.
1553
01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:52,482
- He's mine.
1554
01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,417
- Says who?
1555
01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:56,653
- Shut up, all of you.
1556
01:05:57,988 --> 01:05:59,289
- Will you fuck off
your erection, man?
1557
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,259
- Piss off, man.
You fucking wish.
1558
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,428
Fucking are we, man, anyway?
1559
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:08,398
- What, you? Fucking knob
drive better than you.
1560
01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:11,901
- Like, fuck man,
drive like old people, fuck.
1561
01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:13,770
- Yeah you'd know,
see I've heard you, aye,
1562
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,905
down the fucking bingo halls
every fucking week...
1563
01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,642
- [Boris] Bollocks man I've seen
your fucking videos.
- looking for them old fucking--
1564
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,576
Fuck off.
1565
01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:21,378
- [Boris] 60 plus and gagging.
1566
01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:22,279
- Fuck off.
1567
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,613
- Horrible cunt.
1568
01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:26,750
- [Boris] What you
fucking doing, man?
1569
01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,552
- It's a fucking
zombie head under it.
1570
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,953
Fucking, hang on.
1571
01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,389
Fuck it.
1572
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,591
Oh fucking,
the mouth's slammed, anyway.
Fuck it.
1573
01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:35,425
- Come on, man.
1574
01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,526
- Get me cock in it.
1575
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,461
Give us the fucking axe, man.
1576
01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:38,528
- Fucking piece of shit, anyway.
1577
01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,430
Fucking slow as fuck.
1578
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:41,698
- Could fucking crawl
faster than that.
1579
01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,133
Whose idea was it
to get on that, anyway?
1580
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:44,268
- Fucking yours.
1581
01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,502
- Fuck.
1582
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:46,303
Hey hey, come on,
we'll take these--
1583
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,071
- Who the fuck's this?
1584
01:06:47,104 --> 01:06:49,273
(growling)
1585
01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:50,207
(loud thumping)
1586
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,275
Have this in your fucking fanny.
1587
01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,343
Go on, get down.
1588
01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:54,344
(loud splattering)
1589
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,046
Fucking head off, come on.
1590
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,947
(repeated thumping)
1591
01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:01,051
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
1592
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,486
Fuck off, I'm chopping.
1593
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:03,587
- Was he good?
1594
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,821
In the sack.
1595
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,290
- Why do you think
I didn't charge him?
1596
01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:09,025
- Because you're
a fucking idiot.
1597
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:22,005
(laughing)
1598
01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:27,411
(growling)
1599
01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:34,951
(screaming)
1600
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,921
(repeated thumping)
1601
01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:39,956
- [Boris] Hit the cunt.
1602
01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:40,857
- I am hitting him.
1603
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,359
- Hit him.
1604
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,927
- Fucking move, man.
1605
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:46,696
- Hang on.
1606
01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:50,434
I always wanted
to be a fucking whaler.
1607
01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:51,901
Fucking whaler, eh.
1608
01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:53,069
- What the fuck you doing?
1609
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:55,739
- See, I never fucking
liked you, did I?
1610
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:57,807
And this is what you get
when you mess with
1611
01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:59,876
Pervo and the Tinkler.
1612
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,045
You fucking fat whale.
1613
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,247
- Whoa, man, he's dead.
1614
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,683
- Oh, look at that, eh,
you fat fucking bastard.
1615
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,119
- Hey man,
leave him a bit of dignity.
1616
01:08:09,153 --> 01:08:10,354
(Pervo shouting)
1617
01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:11,288
What you taking
his pants off for?
1618
01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,289
- [Pervo] Go on, Free Willy.
1619
01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:13,290
Come on, let's get 'em out.
1620
01:08:13,323 --> 01:08:14,591
- Fuck this, man.
1621
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:16,393
You're weird.
1622
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,929
- Oh, look at that
eh, look at it.
1623
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,266
Boris you got any wet wipes.
1624
01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,005
- There's a tap here.
You wanna wash that fat bloke
1625
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:29,839
off your hands?
1626
01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:31,341
- Aye, gan on, then.
1627
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,114
- The fuck are you looking at?
1628
01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:40,550
(rock music)
1629
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:15,519
(groaning)
1630
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:16,786
What you doing?
1631
01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:23,827
Have you just shot your muck?
You dirty bastard.
1632
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:27,831
Fucking get away,
you horrible fucker, piss off.
1633
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,837
- Sick of all this walking.
1634
01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:34,938
Come here, give us a piggy back.
1635
01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:35,772
- Get off.
1636
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,907
- Alright, calm down.
1637
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:39,676
Bloody Village People reject.
1638
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:40,610
- Piss off.
1639
01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:44,781
(growling)
1640
01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:45,982
- It's a zombie.
1641
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,217
It's a midget zombie.
1642
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,818
- It's not a midget,
it's a kid.
What you doing?
1643
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:49,986
- [Pervo] Kill it.
1644
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,187
- I'm not killing a kid.
1645
01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:52,222
- Just kill him.
1646
01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:53,390
- You kill it.
1647
01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:56,893
- Oh, there's more of them!
Away!
1648
01:09:58,495 --> 01:10:01,865
(screaming and growling)
1649
01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:25,154
- Right.
- That was close.
1650
01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:26,790
- What's wrong with you?
1651
01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:27,624
- What?
1652
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:28,658
- Grabbing her boobs.
1653
01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:29,926
There's kids in there.
1654
01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:31,428
Have you got no shame?
1655
01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:32,262
- No.
1656
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,500
- Come on, let's go
and find Kat and Dahlia.
1657
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,734
- Aye, it's a gorgeous day,
innit?
1658
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,469
- Aye, it's not bad like.
1659
01:10:39,503 --> 01:10:40,337
Get off.
1660
01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:42,606
(laughing)
1661
01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:49,613
What's the crack
with locking us out the caravan?
1662
01:10:49,646 --> 01:10:50,914
- We'd no choice.
1663
01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,382
- I can understand him,
but what have I done?
1664
01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:53,617
- Sorry.
1665
01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,584
- You were in there
having a bit of
1666
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:55,552
girl on girl, weren't you?
1667
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:56,252
- Is that all you think about?
1668
01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,186
- Yeah, it is.
1669
01:10:59,323 --> 01:11:00,924
- Now we get Pervo.
1670
01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,592
- Come on, we need a plan.
We need to get out of here.
1671
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,060
- Why can't we have
a foursome first?
1672
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,430
- Did somebody say foursome?
1673
01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:07,831
- What's the crack
with all these zombies?
1674
01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:09,265
- Zombies, where?
1675
01:11:09,299 --> 01:11:10,500
Oh, yes.
1676
01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:11,568
- What's the crack
with all these guns?
1677
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,969
(screaming)
1678
01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:14,103
- For fuck's sake.
1679
01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,038
(laughing)
1680
01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373
- What the fuck?
1681
01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:18,742
- Come on, Pervo.
1682
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,378
- Come on then, eh,
come on Queensberry rules.
1683
01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:22,979
- It's a loaded weapon,
you pansy.
1684
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:24,848
- I don't care, come on.
1685
01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:26,249
(gunshot)
1686
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,051
Fucking shot me nose out.
1687
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:31,054
(maniacal laughing)
1688
01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:34,991
Boris.
1689
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,925
- [Boris] Yeah.
1690
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,594
- [Pervo] If we get the loop.
1691
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,195
Get amongst it, man.
1692
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:44,934
- Wakey wakey, Pervo.
1693
01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,203
(laughing)
1694
01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,106
- Boris, Boris!
1695
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,040
- Eh, what?
1696
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,277
What the fuck?
1697
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,745
- I thought we were friends.
1698
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:56,713
- Friends!
1699
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:57,547
(loud thumping)
1700
01:11:57,581 --> 01:11:58,748
- Oh, ya fucker.
1701
01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:01,184
- Don't make me laugh.
You're pathetic.
1702
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,787
We knew a simple lure of
some tits and arse at a party
1703
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,321
would get you here.
1704
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,791
- What, what've I done like?
1705
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,658
- What've you done?
1706
01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:09,859
(loud thumping)
1707
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,761
You killed
my whole fucking family,
1708
01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:13,463
that's what you did, you fuck.
1709
01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:14,330
(loud kicking)
1710
01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,732
- Oh ho, ho, ho, ha.
1711
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,335
- Who are you, anyway?
1712
01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:21,170
Titty Longstockings?
1713
01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:24,140
- I'm Octavia Zander,
daughter of the famous
1714
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,575
Henry Zander III.
1715
01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,711
- So were you in the cult then?
1716
01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:31,147
- It wasn't a cult,
it was a glorious paradise.
1717
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,215
- Titty paradise.
1718
01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:33,417
- Ugh.
1719
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:35,018
- So where were you?
I never saw you.
1720
01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:36,453
- Well out, obviously.
1721
01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:38,522
But anyway, this isn't about me,
1722
01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,057
there's someone
that wants to meet you.
1723
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,058
- Brad Pitt.
1724
01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,193
(laughing)
1725
01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,496
- Oh, oh, oh,
it's my sexy clown man.
1726
01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:48,965
- For fuck's sake, get off.
1727
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,167
Don't fucking touch the nose.
1728
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,201
Told you about that last time.
1729
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:53,036
- Ooh, ooh.
1730
01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,239
- You smell worse
than a dead trout.
1731
01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:58,174
- That's caviar to you.
1732
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:00,243
- Don't you hurt
my sexy clown man,
1733
01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:02,311
you naughty, naughty boy.
1734
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,048
- Oh, Mummy.
1735
01:13:09,786 --> 01:13:11,120
- You lot are mental.
1736
01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,989
- You still haven't said
what you want with us.
1737
01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:15,859
- We've got plans for Pervo.
1738
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,960
- Oh, big plans, I see.
1739
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:17,794
- Ugh.
1740
01:13:19,563 --> 01:13:22,766
- Right when they come out
I'm gonna shoot Bertie.
1741
01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:24,468
Then we can get Pervo.
1742
01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:26,803
(screaming)
1743
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,442
(single gunshot)
1744
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,548
- Come on then, snap 'em.
1745
01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:39,483
- Fucking trying.
1746
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,550
- Well try fucking harder.
1747
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:41,685
- You fucking do it.
1748
01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:43,252
- I've tried,
I fucking can't do it, man.
1749
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,253
- Well fucking try.
1750
01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:45,254
- I have tried.
1751
01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,690
- Try again.
1752
01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:47,924
(loud groaning)
1753
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:49,358
(loud farting)
1754
01:13:49,392 --> 01:13:51,060
- Oh, that was a bad idea.
I think I've fucking
shit myself.
1755
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,295
- Oh, fucking hell, man.
1756
01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:53,262
- I tell you,
it's gonna really stink.
1757
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,097
Sorry, sorry.
1758
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,031
(crying)
1759
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:56,966
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
1760
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,268
- Fucked up about Kat
getting shot, like.
1761
01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:00,470
- Fuck her.
1762
01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:01,971
- That's fucking nice, innit.
1763
01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,807
- Ah, fucking,
she's useless, man.
1764
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,308
Didn't like her anyway.
1765
01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:07,043
She wouldn't let us shag her.
It's fucking useless.
1766
01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,377
- Fucking didn't like you.
1767
01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,413
- [Pervo] Ah, what,
she liked you, did she?
1768
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,981
- Fucking lot better
than she liked you.
1769
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:13,149
- Come on, snap it.
1770
01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,551
- [Boris] I'm trying.
1771
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:15,952
- Well when you
gonna fucking do it?
1772
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,153
I'm sick of waiting on you.
1773
01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:18,622
- I tell you what it is,
if I get out of this
1774
01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:20,056
I'm gonna fuck you up.
1775
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:21,290
- You're as bad at snapping
a bit of fucking rope
1776
01:14:21,324 --> 01:14:23,192
as you are packing
my fucking bags.
1777
01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:26,530
- Shut the fuck up,
you stupid idiot clown.
1778
01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:28,464
- Ooh, what's up with you?
1779
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,333
- I don't wanna die.
1780
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,035
- What, and I do?
1781
01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,237
- Least you've got
that repellent shit on ya.
1782
01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,005
- And you really think
that's gonna work?
1783
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:36,840
- Well, at least
we've got a chance.
1784
01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:37,674
He hasn't, has he?
1785
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:38,508
- Oh, cheers.
1786
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:39,976
Fucking idiots.
1787
01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,778
- [Pervo] So what,
half the fucking world's
1788
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:42,912
fucking zombies, anyway.
1789
01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:45,114
- Ah, fucking
infecting the water.
1790
01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:48,084
What type of fucked up
plan is that?
1791
01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:49,619
- You're gonna be right,
man, you'll be alright.
1792
01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:50,820
Don't worry about it.
1793
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,389
- This is not how my life
was supposed to be.
1794
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,391
Doing that zombie film was
supposed to be the start of it,
1795
01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,093
not the end.
1796
01:14:57,126 --> 01:15:00,730
How stupid do you have to be
to do Zombie Women of Satan?
1797
01:15:00,764 --> 01:15:02,899
- Well, we all do stupid things,
don't we?
1798
01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,634
I took a job with this wanker.
1799
01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,335
- You fucking love it.
Don't try and pretend you don't.
1800
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:07,537
I know you do, I've seen you.
1801
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:08,772
You love it.
1802
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,039
I've seen the way
you look at me.
1803
01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:12,075
- [Boris] I've seen
the way you look at me, mate.
1804
01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:13,977
- Okay, girls, let's go.
1805
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,412
- You fucking love it.
1806
01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:18,014
Don't try and give me that shit.
1807
01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:22,318
- I knew I should've took
that job with Susan Boyle.
1808
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:23,953
Oh, what the fuck now?
1809
01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:25,488
- Oh, it's the zombies Boris,
eh.
1810
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:26,690
Let's see if it works.
1811
01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:27,891
Can I have a bet?
Five quid says it does,
1812
01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:29,492
five quid.
- Shut up.
1813
01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:32,796
- Oh, alright, Zara, heh heh.
1814
01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:36,032
- Yeah, Pervo, oh shit.
1815
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,568
Payback time.
1816
01:15:38,602 --> 01:15:40,637
You thought you could steal
money from the Bad Habits
1817
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,171
and get away with it?
1818
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,908
I don't fucking think so.
1819
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,076
(hissing)
1820
01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:50,246
You lot are fucking useless.
1821
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:52,515
Pandora, go and keep
an eye out for zombies.
1822
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,783
- Uh, why me?
1823
01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,084
- Because if they come
over here, I want them
1824
01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,820
to kill you first.
1825
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:57,987
- Fuck's sake.
1826
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:00,690
(growling)
1827
01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:02,225
(screaming)
1828
01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:03,059
- Oh, fuck.
1829
01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:10,667
- I'm offski.
1830
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,500
- Boris!
1831
01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:16,539
Who's gonna pack me fucking
bags now, you selfish twat?
1832
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,373
Boris!
1833
01:16:20,977 --> 01:16:23,012
- Hello, hello.
1834
01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:24,681
Let me out, let me out.
1835
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:26,382
Don't leave me.
1836
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,216
Girls.
1837
01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:31,220
(loud growling)
1838
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:32,055
Oh, shit.
1839
01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:35,358
(screaming)
1840
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,539
- Oh, poor little Boris.
1841
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,844
- He was 10 times
the man you'll ever be.
1842
01:16:54,878 --> 01:16:56,079
Fucker.
1843
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,313
Come on, untie us.
I'm sick of this.
1844
01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:58,782
Get us up.
1845
01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:02,118
- I will but only if you agree
to stand beside Mother
1846
01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:04,020
as King Pervo.
1847
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,554
- Yes, I'll be King Pervo.
1848
01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:08,858
- First you need to consummate
the relationship with Mother.
1849
01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:10,159
- What? I've got
to cook with her?
1850
01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,628
- No, you idiot, it means
have sex with Mother.
1851
01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:14,831
- What, have sex
with your fucking Mother?
1852
01:17:14,864 --> 01:17:16,232
- Okay.
1853
01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:19,235
(maniacal laughing)
1854
01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,110
- Fuck off.
1855
01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,214
(laughing)
1856
01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:34,550
- Oh, mighty Evil One.
1857
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:39,388
We ask you to witness
this clown's body
1858
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,226
and to join his soul with mine,
1859
01:17:44,427 --> 01:17:47,864
for he is the one
who truly belongs to me.
1860
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:50,800
- What you doing?
1861
01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:52,001
You lot are mental.
1862
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,669
- Along...
- Jesus Christ.
1863
01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:54,603
- ...with my own...
1864
01:17:54,637 --> 01:17:56,639
- [Pervo] Cuckoo.
1865
01:17:56,672 --> 01:18:00,476
- ...I give you the offering
of this man's blood.
1866
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,180
All I ask, oh Desolate One,
1867
01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:09,719
is that you give this clown
to me in the underworld,
1868
01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:15,859
so we may spend the rest
of eternity together.
1869
01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:18,962
- Think yourself lucky.
1870
01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:21,664
Mother wanted you
to be King of England,
1871
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,600
and I wanted to rip
your fucking head off.
1872
01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:27,904
So me and Mother
came to a compromise.
1873
01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:31,908
You will be King, but you're
gonna be a zombie king.
1874
01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:32,842
- Someone help me.
1875
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,743
Help.
1876
01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:35,044
Boris!
1877
01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:36,645
Oh fuck, he's a zombie.
1878
01:18:36,679 --> 01:18:41,017
- Sexy clown man,
do you willingly
offer yourself...
1879
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:41,951
- No.
1880
01:18:41,985 --> 01:18:42,986
- [Mother]
...to the Desolate One?
1881
01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:44,253
- 'Course I fucking don't.
1882
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,955
Though, I'd rather the
Desolate One than you.
1883
01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:48,792
- Then I shall
take what is yours.
1884
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,428
- Ow, you fucking bitch.
1885
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:58,467
Oh, lick me, lick it, go on,
lick it good, you ginger bitch.
1886
01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,569
You sick fucking bastard.
1887
01:19:02,605 --> 01:19:04,774
- Now we shall be together,
1888
01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:08,812
for your sacrifice...
1889
01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:09,645
- Someone help us.
1890
01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:11,514
- ...followed by mine...
1891
01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:13,349
...will unite us forever.
1892
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,285
- Mother, what are you doing?
1893
01:19:16,319 --> 01:19:18,154
- What you doing,
you stupid ginger fishwife?
1894
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:20,089
Put the knife away, man.
1895
01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:23,192
(laughing)
1896
01:19:23,226 --> 01:19:25,461
She's fucking done it wrong.
1897
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:28,865
- Did she just do the sacrifice
the wrong way 'round?
1898
01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:31,835
- Oh shut up, you bitch, die.
1899
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,069
Fucking die.
1900
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,838
- What you stabbed her for?
1901
01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,105
I know she was fucking useless,
1902
01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,440
but you didn't have to kill her.
1903
01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:38,674
- Oh, my God.
1904
01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:39,508
Mother!
1905
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:42,078
Oh my God, she's dead.
1906
01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:43,947
- [Bertie] She--
No, she can't be.
1907
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,148
- Oh my God, yeah.
1908
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:46,049
- [Bertie] If she's dead,
then who's gonna be
1909
01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:48,317
queen of the zombies?
1910
01:19:48,351 --> 01:19:51,120
- Well I suppose we,
we're gonna still have to put
1911
01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:52,688
the virus in the water
1912
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:56,225
and you and me could be King
and Queen of England.
1913
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,360
Oh, yeah.
1914
01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:58,661
But first.
1915
01:19:58,694 --> 01:19:59,595
- [Pervo] Fuck off.
1916
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,965
- Let's kill this ugly bastard.
1917
01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:04,133
- Well, can I have
a blow job first?
1918
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:06,135
- Bloody hell, Bertie,
defend my honor.
1919
01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:06,970
- [Bertie] That's it.
1920
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:07,837
- Fucking hate you.
1921
01:20:07,871 --> 01:20:09,105
- You've asked for it.
1922
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,439
(maniacal laugh)
1923
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:11,474
Die, Pervo.
1924
01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:12,308
(gunshot)
1925
01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,643
(screaming)
1926
01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,382
- Svetlana!
1927
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:20,816
(growling)
1928
01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:23,486
(rapid gunfire)
1929
01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:31,394
Quick, Octavia's getting away.
1930
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,301
- No!
1931
01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,110
Yes.
1932
01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:49,645
- Drive this, bitch.
1933
01:20:50,746 --> 01:20:51,780
- Oh, fuck.
1934
01:20:51,814 --> 01:20:54,550
(loud explosion)
1935
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,955
- Am I glad to see you.
1936
01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:01,557
Heh heh, good shooting,
my Russian doll.
1937
01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:03,692
- No problem, baby.
1938
01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:05,428
- If you insist.
1939
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:07,030
Oh, just untying me.
1940
01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:10,199
- I never wanted to kill you.
1941
01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:12,001
It was Zara who wanted you dead.
1942
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,469
She has a hell of a temper.
1943
01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,004
- I bet she was
great in bed, too, eh.
1944
01:21:15,038 --> 01:21:16,072
(laughing)
1945
01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:17,740
Hey hey, no worries.
1946
01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:22,979
- But there is still the
matter of 40,000 pounds debt.
1947
01:21:23,012 --> 01:21:23,812
- Away.
1948
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:26,950
- No, I'm only joking.
1949
01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:29,986
Now go and get your clothes on
1950
01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,487
and let's get
the fuck out of here.
1951
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,423
- Well, me clothes
are in the shed,
when I was tied up.
1952
01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:35,758
Why don't you just
strip off too?
1953
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:36,692
(laughing)
1954
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,526
Okay, boss.
1955
01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:40,363
- Go and get your clothes.
1956
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,197
- Okay.
1957
01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:45,001
Poor Dahlia, stuck up tart.
1958
01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,635
I never wanted
to shag you, anyway.
1959
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:47,470
Fuck you.
1960
01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:54,243
Get me shag on
with that Svetlana.
1961
01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,211
Where's me clothes?
1962
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,479
(tense music)
1963
01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:58,647
(gasping)
1964
01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:02,651
Oh, Boris.
1965
01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:05,188
Look at the state of you.
1966
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,022
Shit.
1967
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:08,591
This'll do.
1968
01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:12,561
Oh, not again.
1969
01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:13,562
Fuck's sake.
1970
01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:17,866
Fuck.
1971
01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:21,470
Sorry, big man.
1972
01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:23,973
(splattering)
1973
01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:26,742
Sorry, big man.
1974
01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,614
Boris.
1975
01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,016
I'm sorry.
1976
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:34,517
(sad music)
1977
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:36,085
Oh, Boris, I'm sorry.
1978
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,355
I'm sorry, big man.
1979
01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:41,224
Oh, fucking hell.
1980
01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:42,958
I didn't mean to get you.
Look.
1981
01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:45,461
Fucking, I didn't mean
to chop your cock.
1982
01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:47,630
You weren't a big man
after all, were you?
1983
01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:50,433
It doesn't matter,
I loved you anyway.
I loved you.
1984
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,934
Boris.
1985
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,437
We could've been
so good together.
1986
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,172
We could've gone rambling.
1987
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:59,342
Matching cagoules, anything.
1988
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:00,609
(sniffing)
1989
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,312
Oh you still smell
so sexy, as well.
1990
01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,449
Oh, your 'tache.
1991
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:09,452
Oh, I wish I could've felt
that between me legs.
1992
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,286
Oh, Boris.
1993
01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:14,957
I didn't mean it
to end like this.
1994
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:16,925
Boris.
1995
01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,632
Oh, it's--
1996
01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:26,935
I'll never forget that smell.
1997
01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:28,804
I'm gonna take
your willy with us.
1998
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:32,975
Yeah I'm gonna keep that
forever, to remember you by.
1999
01:23:36,212 --> 01:23:37,213
Right.
2000
01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:38,781
- Where've you been?
2001
01:23:38,814 --> 01:23:40,916
Killing zombies.
2002
01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:41,750
- Yeah.
2003
01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:45,354
- Let's see if anybody else's
left alive.
2004
01:23:45,388 --> 01:23:48,291
- Let me wash
this blood off first.
2005
01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:58,101
Oh, I needed that sleep.
2006
01:23:58,134 --> 01:24:00,269
- I can't believe
we're the only survivors.
2007
01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:02,505
- I can't believe
I killed Boris.
2008
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,108
He was so gentle and protective.
2009
01:24:06,209 --> 01:24:07,710
Gonna miss him.
2010
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:09,645
- Would you like a hug?
2011
01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:19,588
- That Russian bitch.
2012
01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:22,425
(screaming)
2013
01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,259
- Zombie!
2014
01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:31,834
- He's mine.
2015
01:24:40,243 --> 01:24:42,378
- I don't think
she was a zombie.
2016
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,212
- No shit!
2017
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:45,448
- Well, why did you
shoot her, then?
2018
01:24:45,481 --> 01:24:46,749
- Because you shouted zombie.
2019
01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:48,751
- Well, she was screaming
like all the others.
2020
01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,419
- Oh, fuck her.
2021
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:51,254
- I did.
2022
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,087
(laughing)
2023
01:24:52,121 --> 01:24:53,422
A few times.
2024
01:24:53,456 --> 01:24:54,857
Oh, she was great.
2025
01:24:58,327 --> 01:25:00,429
- Do you think
that I'm that easy?
2026
01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,264
- Yes.
2027
01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:04,233
- I'm warming to you.
2028
01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:06,001
Let's go find the car.
2029
01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:15,711
- Hey, cool car.
2030
01:25:15,744 --> 01:25:19,081
- It was Zara's,
but it's mine now.
2031
01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,949
- So now what?
2032
01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:24,086
- Well I'm taking over
the Bad Habits.
2033
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,321
- Really?
2034
01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:27,756
- Yes, but you won't
be able to afford us.
2035
01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:28,991
- What?
2036
01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:32,261
- We'll cost more
and fuck harder.
2037
01:25:32,295 --> 01:25:34,597
Well maybe I'll give you
a few freebies.
2038
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:37,200
- I like the sound of that, aye.
2039
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,770
Hey, I remember her.
2040
01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:44,106
(screaming)
2041
01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,076
No hang on, hang on.
2042
01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:57,886
Look at her, ha ha.
2043
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:58,721
Come on.
2044
01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:01,824
Look at her. She can't get me.
2045
01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:03,158
Ha ha.
2046
01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:05,428
Hey hey, look at me, hey hey.
2047
01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:08,096
Can't get me, ha ha ha.
2048
01:26:08,130 --> 01:26:09,532
- Just kill her, already.
2049
01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:11,567
- Oh, hang on, wait.
2050
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,401
Wait.
2051
01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:13,236
(gunshot)
2052
01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:15,504
Oh, what you doing?
2053
01:26:15,538 --> 01:26:16,872
- Have some respect.
2054
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:18,006
- Look at them.
2055
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:19,475
Oh, going to waste.
2056
01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:20,309
- Come on.
2057
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:24,380
- I wanted to shag
a zombie, though.
2058
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,852
Look at this.
2059
01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:31,254
- That was Pandora's.
2060
01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:33,456
- Hey hey, awesome.
2061
01:26:33,489 --> 01:26:35,190
So, where now babe?
2062
01:26:35,224 --> 01:26:36,459
- I don't know.
2063
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:42,164
Let's just see where
the Pervo magic take us.
2064
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,332
- Hey hey.
2065
01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:45,234
Get amongst it.
2066
01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:46,402
(rock music)
2067
01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:50,506
* I sat and thought
of us tonight *
2068
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:55,878
* And read some things
between the lines *
2069
01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:01,584
* We share a silent bond
of love *
2070
01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:07,623
* We shall be
friends until we die *
2071
01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:09,792
(gasping)
2072
01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:10,626
- Shit.
2073
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:19,101
- [Male voice] Bertie Dumble.
2074
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,871
You have been saved, my child.
2075
01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:41,357
(very tense music)
2076
01:28:02,378 --> 01:28:04,079
- Gooch of a griffin.
2077
01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:08,617
- The nipple of a porker.
2078
01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:10,553
- Arse of rabbit.
2079
01:28:10,586 --> 01:28:12,220
- Sweat of a ginger.
2080
01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:15,691
- Acting skills of
Daniel Radcliffe.
2081
01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:18,060
- The essence of
Thatcher's rabbit.
2082
01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:19,562
- Spaff of dragon.
2083
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,196
- We beseech you, Dark Lord,
2084
01:28:54,229 --> 01:28:57,099
keeper of the seven
gates of hell,
2085
01:28:57,132 --> 01:28:59,868
accept this life
so that we can command
2086
01:28:59,902 --> 01:29:01,637
the essence of death.
2087
01:29:23,325 --> 01:29:26,294
(maniacal laughing)
2088
01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,705
(loud hissing)
2089
01:29:36,739 --> 01:29:39,107
(rock music)
2090
01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,729
* They came out of nowhere
2091
01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:02,698
* Covered in gore
2092
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,133
* On a mission from Satan
2093
01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:07,235
* They're evil to the core
2094
01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:09,505
* Fucked up and crazy
2095
01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:11,674
* Eyes burning hate
2096
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,842
* Bleeding all over
2097
01:30:13,876 --> 01:30:16,044
* They'll have your
head on a plate *
2098
01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:20,048
* It's all been
really calm now *
2099
01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:31,126
* It's all been
really calm now *
2100
01:30:39,067 --> 01:30:41,904
* They're really
fucking vicious *
2101
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,706
* Wicked and malicious
2102
01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:45,941
* They wanna destroy
2103
01:30:45,974 --> 01:30:48,511
* And take a bite of me
2104
01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,613
* Calling for blood
2105
01:30:50,646 --> 01:30:52,848
* Looking for meat
2106
01:30:52,881 --> 01:30:55,117
* God forsaken heathen
2107
01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:56,985
* Don't turn up the heat
2108
01:30:57,019 --> 01:31:00,989
* It's all been
really calm now *
2109
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:12,100
* It's all been
really calm now *
2110
01:31:56,111 --> 01:31:58,446
* Fuck your redemption
2111
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,215
* All they do is kill
2112
01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:02,851
* Nothing's gonna stop them
2113
01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:04,820
* It's all for the thrill
2114
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,556
* Beautiful body
2115
01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:13,896
(giggling)
2116
01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:17,399
- Hey Svetlana,
send some more women down.
2117
01:32:21,403 --> 01:32:22,204
Excellent.
2118
01:32:23,171 --> 01:32:24,539
Good stuff, this.
2119
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:26,975
Free hookers and booze.
2120
01:32:27,009 --> 01:32:28,410
Let's get the film on.
2121
01:32:28,443 --> 01:32:31,379
I'll get my cock out,
eh, ladies?
2122
01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:34,482
- [Girl] Ooh, you've got
a cute little willy.
2123
01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:35,984
- [Pervo] Shut up.
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