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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004 (silence) 3 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,577 (gentle music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,346 (fire crackling) 6 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:27,027 (thumping music) 7 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,600 - Hi, I'm Dalton Fingers 8 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,569 and welcome to Channel 12 News this evening. 9 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,405 We're bringing you our breaking story. 10 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,808 Pervo the Clown, rockstar, playboy, and award-winning actor, 11 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,343 has been arrested again this evening 12 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,612 for running naked through the streets of Newcastle 13 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,447 chasing one of our news reporters. 14 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,449 So let's head downtown where we've got 15 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,718 Jessica Swallows on location. 16 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,520 So for the viewers at home, can you tell us 17 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,089 a little bit more about the incidents that Pervo 18 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,558 has been finding himself in? 19 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,728 - Absolutely. Obviously Pervo's rise to fame 20 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:04,198 was quite meteoric in the past 12 months. 21 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:07,835 Since he rescued that group of women from the satanic cult, 22 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:11,272 he was really set in the hearts and minds of the nation. 23 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:15,243 However, after all that partying and hard-core living, 24 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,878 he had to go into rehab for alcohol addiction 25 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,914 and drug problems, and after that we thought 26 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:24,118 he was back on track, but unfortunately tonight's events 27 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,654 have shown that perhaps he's not anymore. 28 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,422 - [Dalton] Yes. but Pervo is 29 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,324 a very crazy character in himself. 30 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,160 I mean, his autobiography was entitled, 31 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,895 "Pervo the Clown, Show Me Your Tits." 32 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,297 Tonight wasn't his first arrest. 33 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,698 He was arrested several weeks ago 34 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,833 in a police sting operation. 35 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,903 - Unfortunately, there was a sting operation in place 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,307 where Pervo didn't realize that there were several 37 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,843 undercover police officers posing as prostitutes, 38 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,514 and, unfortunately, when he started asking to cover themselves 39 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:57,218 in custard and lay themselves all across him, 40 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,852 that was when the police officers were not willing 41 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,488 to go any further. 42 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,891 - Mm, and I also believe that when he was arrested he had 43 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:07,461 various erotic objects inserted in him. 44 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,730 Can you tell me more about that, please? 45 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,633 - There were several objects attached to Pervo 46 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:16,804 as he was pulled away from the undercover police women. 47 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,308 Several of them have, did actually take an actual doctor 48 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:24,978 to remove, so he had to go to hospital to get that done. 49 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:29,350 But hopefully he seems to be okay now, physically, 50 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,952 we're not quite sure about mentally as of yet. 51 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,822 - Well, that's great Jessica. Thank you very much. 52 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,558 Jessica Swallows, ladies and gentlemen. 53 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,461 Who knows what's next for Pervo the Clown? 54 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,963 But from me, that's all there is tonight. 55 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,365 And remember, ladies... 56 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,933 Dalton... 57 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,134 Fingers. 58 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:52,206 (tense music) 59 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,850 (rock music) 60 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,971 * They came out of nowhere 61 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,939 * Covered in gore 62 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,476 * On a mission from Satan 63 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,311 * They're evil to the core 64 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:33,080 * Fucked up and crazy 65 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,915 * Eyes burning hate 66 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,150 * Bleeding all over 67 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,186 * They'll have your head on a plate * 68 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:43,190 * It's all been really calm now * 69 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:54,268 * It's all been really calm now * 70 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,112 * They're really fucking vicious * 71 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,814 * Wicked and malicious 72 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,283 * They wanna destroy 73 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,352 * And take a bite of me 74 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,854 * Calling for blood 75 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,089 * Looking for meat 76 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,326 * Godforsaken heathens 77 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,193 * Don't turn up the heat 78 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:24,298 * It's all been really calm now * 79 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:46,387 - Someone's been a bad little boy, haven't they? 80 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,188 (shrieking loudly) 81 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:51,459 And what do we do with bad little boys? 82 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,595 Pain. 83 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,196 (screaming) 84 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,566 (loud slapping) 85 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:01,134 (laughing) 86 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,871 - Ooh, where's my sexy clown man? 87 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,240 - Oh Mother, would you stop your obsession 88 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,209 with that murdering toe-rag? 89 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,545 I told you, we're gonna kill your sexy clown man. 90 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:14,515 - Why are we gonna kill my sexy clown man? 91 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,750 - I told you this a thousand times before. 92 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,152 He killed our entire family. 93 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,390 My dad, your husband, remember. 94 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,124 My brother and sisters. 95 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,526 Your children. 96 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,728 He deserves to die. 97 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,465 - No no, my sexy clown man wouldn't kill anyone. 98 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,300 - She doesn't remember a thing, does she? 99 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,768 - Uh uh. 100 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,570 - Anyway, why aren't you downstairs making the punch 101 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,071 for the party? 102 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,108 - I was, but Uncle Cuthbert kept getting in the way. 103 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,810 - What's Uncle Cuthbert doing here? 104 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,779 He's meant to be going to the TV station to meet Pervo. 105 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,280 - Is he? 106 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,517 - Oh my God, that was the first part of the plan! 107 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,218 - The plan. 108 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,720 What plan? 109 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,255 - So, what we're going to do is we're gonna to invite Pervo 110 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,492 and a load of his friends to a big party 111 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,161 where we're going to lure them in with a group of sexy girls 112 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,863 called the Pervettes. 113 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,765 And then, whilst he's busy partying, we're going to 114 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,200 infect the girls with our virus, 115 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,670 hidden in some delicious punch, 116 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,805 which will turn them into brain-dead zombies 117 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,108 so that they can kill all of Pervo's friends, 118 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,778 just like he killed our family. 119 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,514 So, for the fifth and final time, 120 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,284 do you guys understand? 121 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,554 (laughing) 122 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,057 (shouting) 123 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:30,891 Oh, my God! 124 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,663 Oh, you can't remember a thing, 125 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:40,568 'cause you were all too busy messing about as usual. 126 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,637 Right, get Uncle Cuthbert and go to the garage immediately. 127 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,872 (laughing) 128 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,307 I'll be finished with him shortly. 129 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,144 (tense music) 130 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,850 (loud whining) 131 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,519 (laughing) 132 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,454 Brace yourself, big boy. 133 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,792 (shrieking) 134 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,762 - Right, where were we? 135 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,665 - We don't care. We just want paying so we can go. 136 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,667 - You'll get paid, don't worry. 137 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,803 Anyway, it hasn't been three hours yet, has it? 138 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,004 - Not quite. 139 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,406 - Well, how long we got left? 140 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,908 - 20 minutes. 141 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,342 - 20 minutes. Shit, right, everyone in the bathroom. 142 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,176 Come on. 143 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,148 - Why's the tub full of baked beans? 144 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,316 - No, madam, no. 145 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,720 Listen madam, I can assure you we do not allow 146 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,489 that kind of thing in this hotel. 147 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:39,126 And we definitely don't allow that. 148 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:43,163 Madam, please. Okay madam, I will sort it out, of course. 149 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,999 Thank you for your call. 150 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:49,136 I'm gonna tear him a new asshole. 151 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,638 (very loud music) 152 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,140 I am sick of this. Every time. 153 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,514 What the hell's going on in there? 154 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:01,348 - Nowt. 155 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,415 Now fuck off. 156 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,556 - Get out of my way. 157 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,326 What the hell is this? 158 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,161 - Hi! 159 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,664 - Are they hookers? 160 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,898 - No. 161 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,399 - We only agreed to have you back here 162 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,935 'cause your manager guaranteed you'd have a carer with you. 163 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:24,404 - A carer? I'm not a fucking retard. 164 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,239 - I beg to differ. 165 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,608 - Well, I've paid for the room. 166 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,277 - No you haven't. Your card's been declined. 167 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,513 Now pick up yer stuff and get out. 168 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:36,784 - Ah, he's not going anywhere until we get our money. 169 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,719 - Did somebody say money? 170 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:39,653 - Oh, shit. 171 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,488 - Pervo the motherfucking clown. 172 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,991 Why am I not surprised to see you here? 173 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,827 - You still in the closet, eh, Nick? 174 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,096 - And just where the fuck do you think 175 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,463 you're going, sunshine? 176 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,832 - Have you met Stacey? 177 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,268 He's the new muscle. My love muscle, so to speak. 178 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,737 - His name's Stacey. 179 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,138 - Yes it is. 180 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,340 Of course, if you've got a problem with that, 181 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,875 you wanna take it up with him. 182 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:05,078 - Excuse me, but who the hell do you think you are? 183 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,180 - My name is Nick the Dick, motherfucker. 184 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:11,318 Nick is my name and wasting motherfuckers is my game. 185 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,587 Now where's my money, bitch? 186 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,556 Now listen very closely. 187 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,992 The next words out of your mouth are what I wanna hear, 188 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,829 or Stacey here is gonna rip your balls off. 189 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,598 Now, what have you got to say for yourself? 190 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,833 - Boris! 191 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:26,834 - What? 192 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,068 - Boris! 193 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:28,969 - Boris? 194 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,971 - Who the fuck is Boris? 195 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:35,008 (loud thumping) 196 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,947 - Hey hey, good stuff mate, come on. 197 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,149 - Can I smell beans? 198 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,985 - Oh, you've got that TV interview to do, anyway. 199 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,053 - See you, girls. 200 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,254 - Fuck off, little dick. 201 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,088 - Little dick. 202 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,289 (laughing) 203 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,259 - What is it with you and fucking beans? 204 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,395 (tense music) 205 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,130 (repeated gunshots) 206 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,133 (maniacal laughing) 207 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,270 - Okay, calm down, darling. 208 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,472 - Don't tell me to calm down. 209 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,040 I've been through this three times already 210 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,542 and you lot still don't remember it. 211 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,145 I love you, but you're so bloody difficult. 212 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,414 Oh, why don't you listen to me when I'm talking? 213 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,783 - We do listen to you. 214 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,151 - What did I just say, then? 215 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,352 - When? 216 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,221 - See, it's not a hard plan to follow. 217 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,823 Now go and sit with mother and Uncle Cuthbert 218 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:26,426 and I'll explain it to you lot again. 219 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,028 (laughing) 220 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,598 (toys squeaking) 221 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,234 Anyway, the plan is that we're going to turn 222 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:38,171 the entire country's population into brain-dead zombies... 223 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,707 - Oh! 224 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,441 - ...by infecting the national water supply with Dad's virus... 225 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,710 - Oh, that's a good idea. 226 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,112 - ...so lovingly recreated by Doctor Bertie here. 227 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:45,946 (laughing) 228 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,782 (horns squeaking) 229 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,385 And then, when everybody's turned into zombies, 230 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,688 then we're going to go and live in Buckingham Palace, 231 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,189 where Mother shall be queen. 232 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:59,860 - And you'll be Prince Octavia, and I'll be Princess Bertie. 233 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,561 (laughing) 234 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,563 - Darling, I think you'll find it's the other way round. 235 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,932 - But I wanna be a princess. 236 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,533 - Yeah, he wants to be princess. 237 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,035 Let him be princess. 238 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:08,869 - Princess. 239 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,370 - Oh, okay then. 240 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,774 First of all, we kill Pervo the fucking clown. 241 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:14,674 - [Mother] Oh, no! 242 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,909 - Yay! 243 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:18,278 - No no no, not my sexy clown man. 244 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,081 - Ssh ssh, Mother. 245 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,885 Anyway, we're going to lure Pervo here to a big big party 246 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,587 with a group of sexy girls called the Pervettes. 247 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,889 - Is it his birthday? 248 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,490 - No darling, it's not. 249 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,526 - But the group of sexy girls who we're then going to 250 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,995 turn into zombies. 251 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,497 - No, I don't want to be a zombie. 252 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,200 - Oh Mother, you won't be a zombie. Don't you worry, 253 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,702 because darling Bertie here's created 254 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,673 the zombie repellent spray. Haven't you, Bertie? 255 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,875 - [Cuthbert] Have you? 256 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,142 Have you? - No no. 257 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,978 - [Cuthbert] Yes you, yes you-- 258 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:51,812 - I have. 259 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:52,813 Oh yes, oh yes. 260 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,214 (laughing) 261 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,950 (toys squeaking) 262 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,291 Now watch this. 263 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,828 (growling) 264 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,366 You see, she's completely repelled. 265 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,868 - Come on, darling. 266 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,304 (laughing) 267 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,340 See, so we'll all be perfectly safe. 268 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,109 We'll spray Pervo when he gets in, too, 269 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,676 so the zombies don't kill him. 270 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:27,114 So he can watch all his friends die slowly. 271 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:31,318 Then we can capture him, torture him, and finally kill him. 272 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,586 (cheering) 273 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,659 Right, Uncle Cuth, you go get yourself changed 274 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,363 and get to the TV station where Pervo's doing that show. 275 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,133 Go find his assistant and tell them about our party. 276 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,501 Then go get them to meet Bertie at the club tonight. 277 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,937 - Aye aye, sir. 278 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:50,770 - Bye. 279 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,905 (horns sounding) 280 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,173 - Bertie. 281 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,741 You're going to go to the club to meet Pervo. 282 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,209 - Right. 283 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,344 - You make sure they definitely come tomorrow. 284 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,311 - Mm-hm. 285 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,780 - Mother, you can bake a cake. 286 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,183 - I got some friends coming tonight. 287 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,551 - Yes, Mummy. 288 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,585 In her head. 289 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,120 (sniggering) 290 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,190 - Anyway darling, we've got a couple of hours to kill so... 291 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,159 shall we go finish the hoovering? 292 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,128 (laughing) 293 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:15,963 Bertie! 294 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,433 (gunshots) 295 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,550 - Okay, I will do. 296 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,153 Bye. 297 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,454 Well, that was the management. 298 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,156 You're officially bankrupt. 299 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,858 Congratulations. 300 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,459 - What's that even mean? 301 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,461 - Mean's your skint, prick. 302 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,496 - Shut up, you. 303 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,330 - He's right, though. 304 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,698 You've got no money. 305 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,933 - Well, how come? 306 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,634 - It's your fucked up lifestyle, innit? 307 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,870 - Fucked up? It's awesome. 308 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,472 - Not only are you skint but you owe thousands of pounds. 309 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:03,043 Like, who are the Bad Habits? You owe them a fortune. 310 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,544 - Just some girls I know. 311 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,312 - Hookers. 312 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,546 - Hookers! 313 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,416 - It's all you do, grass me up. 314 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,551 They're gorgeous, they'll do anything. 315 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,286 - Aye, if you pay for it. 316 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,788 - Pervo, you really need to create a good impression 317 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,157 on this TV interview. 318 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,759 This is pretty much your last chance. 319 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,429 - I'm Pervo the Clown, course I will. 320 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,696 Anyway, what do you care? 321 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,631 It's your last day tomorrow, isn't it? 322 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,166 - So? 323 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,235 - So, you still haven't even told us where you're going. 324 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,338 - I'm traveling the world, that's all I'm saying. 325 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,505 - Whatever. 326 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,575 Keep your little secrets. I don't care. 327 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,346 What's your name? 328 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,580 - Doesn't matter what her name is. 329 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,049 Leave the poor girl alone. 330 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,185 - I'm only asking what her name is. 331 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,419 Do you spit or swallow? 332 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,721 - Pervo, I said leave her alone. 333 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:53,193 You haven't dealt with the last harassment lawsuit yet. 334 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,228 - Got awesome boobs you. 335 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,097 - Ignore him, darling. He's an idiot. 336 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,499 Look, you really need to be sensible in this interview, 337 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,900 and I'm being serious. 338 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,469 - I will. 339 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,336 I promise. 340 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,978 - What the fuck? 341 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,346 (screaming) 342 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,814 - [Woman] Pervo. 343 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,882 - What? 344 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,050 - [Boris] You want locking up, mate? 345 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,151 - [Woman] Give me strength. 346 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,252 One more day. 347 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,423 - Did you see the size of her boobs, though? 348 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,757 - Dirty bastard. 349 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,795 (gentle music) 350 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,502 - Excuse me, is your name Kat? 351 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,936 - Yeah, it is. 352 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,039 - My name's Captain Cuthbert, I mean Cuthbert, 353 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,573 my name's Cuthbert. 354 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,175 - Nice to meet you. 355 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,545 What is that? 356 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,548 - It's a, it's a hankie. 357 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,387 Dear me, there's always a bit you can't get, isn't there? 358 00:15:56,023 --> 00:16:00,160 Anyway, I'd like to invite Pervo to a party 359 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,528 thrown in his honor. 360 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,063 - Oh, a party. 361 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,765 - Yeah, my boss Bertie Dumble owns a string of nightclubs 362 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,901 and he'd like to invite Pervo to a party. 363 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,370 - [Kat] Oh, okay. 364 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,304 - Excellent. 365 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,106 (loud techno music) 366 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,509 (cheering and applauding) 367 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,012 - Hello, and welcome back to the Chat Lab with me, 368 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,614 your hostess, Miss Crystal Meth. 369 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,484 Now, we've just heard from international singing sensation, 370 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,086 Miss Sugar Deluxe. 371 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,420 (audience applauding) 372 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,889 Now it's time for my next guest. 373 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,925 Now, this man is know for his part in rescuing girls 374 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,463 from a gruesome satanic cult that turned dozens of girls 375 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,931 into sick, twisted, killers. 376 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,634 And a movie about the massacre, in where he plays himself, 377 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,970 has just been recently released. 378 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,273 Now, he's appeared in the headlines 379 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,308 for all of the wrong reasons, and he's become 380 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,810 quite the victim of his own success. 381 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,346 But there are two sides to every story. 382 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,982 So let's hear it from the man himself. 383 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,651 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my next guest. 384 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,288 The one, the only, Pervo the Clown. 385 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,257 (audience applauding) 386 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,226 So Pervo, how are you? 387 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,694 - I'm great, thanks. 388 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,363 Even better now I'm sat next to this bit of crumpet. 389 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,564 - Well funny you should say that, 390 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,233 Sugar was looking to be getting on very well 391 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,668 with somebody that you know in the Green Room. 392 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,370 - [Pervo] Oh, Dikki Lixx. 393 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,605 - [Crystal] What a guy. 394 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,640 - [Pervo] What a guy? He's a cock. 395 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,509 - Eh, could you watch your language, please? 396 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,810 - Well he's a cock, though, look at him. 397 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,844 Thinks he's it. 398 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,879 He's a fucking knob-head, man. 399 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,781 Fucking rockstar wannabe. 400 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,049 - Didn't Dikki kick you out of a band 401 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,418 that you were in together once? 402 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,419 - No, I left. 403 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,023 - Okay so, for those who don't know at home, 404 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,991 could you tell the audience a little bit about the movie 405 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,293 and what it's about. 406 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,828 - It's called Zombie Women of Satan. 407 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,297 - Can I just say, I think that's a fantastic title. 408 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,498 Don't you agree, ladies and gentlemen? 409 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,468 (audience applauding) 410 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,604 But Satan doesn't actually make an appearance in the film. 411 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,872 - Aw, shut up man, 412 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,874 you're just splitting hairs. Doesn't matter. 413 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,709 They're all evil bitches, anyway. 414 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,178 Just watch the film. It's great. 415 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,912 Tits everywhere. 416 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,682 - Now sadly, on a more serious note, 417 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,518 Harmony Starr and Sky and Rachel Brannigan, 418 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,954 who survived the massacre, 419 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,390 were tragically killed in a car accident, recently. 420 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,192 - Yeah that was, that was well weird that. 421 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,462 I mean head-on collision with a truck driven by a midget. 422 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,530 Fucking hell, what's the chances of that? 423 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,199 Oh sorry, sorry, I shouldn't have sworn, should I? 424 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,800 Shoulda stopped after midget. 425 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,602 - No, I think midget was the actual, 426 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,104 the actual problem there. 427 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,308 Now, Harmony's character, who was played by 428 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,811 Dahlia Von Rose, was actually on the show here last week. 429 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,313 - Was she? 430 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,581 I think she's in London at the moment. Ain't she doing that, 431 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,816 what's that film called, The Ox's Cock or summat? 432 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,386 - It's Oxford. It's about the Oxford boat races. 433 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,887 It's a period drama. 434 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,356 - Is it? Oh, I thought it was some animal porn thing, 435 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,557 (laughing) 436 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,092 Anyway, she's a fucking idiot. I hate her. 437 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,627 Right minge bag. 438 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,263 - Okay, well could you shed a little bit of light 439 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,764 on this subject for me? 440 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,834 Now, there was a recent police sting operation 441 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,703 at a massage parlor. 442 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,771 - Oh, that was a total coincidence. 443 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,507 I didn't even know they were hookers. 444 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,009 - You were seen leaving with a ball-gag in your mouth, 445 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,411 and a dildo inserted in your-- 446 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,145 - Yeah, alright, it was up my arse. 447 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,714 The police put it there. 448 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,915 - Okay. 449 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,550 Apparently, according to the headlines, 450 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,919 you have spent a fortune on call girls. 451 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,121 Are you being treated for sex addiction at all? 452 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,624 - I am yeah, I'm treating myself... 453 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,259 ...by shagging anything that moves. 454 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,227 (laughing) 455 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,060 You'd have it, wouldn't you? 456 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:21,994 - No, thanks. 457 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,496 - Oh come on, course you-- 458 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,964 - Don't touch the nose. Oh, you want it, don't you? 459 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,333 - No, no. 460 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,267 - Come on. 461 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,836 (loud humming) 462 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,609 - Okay, just so I'm absolutely clear what you're telling me. 463 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,778 Pandora let that fucking idiot clown rack up 464 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,280 40 grand's worth of debt, 465 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,714 and you two thought the best way to get the money back 466 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,982 was to do nothing, 467 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,751 and not even tell me. 468 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,087 - Well, did neither of you think that following a plan 469 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,956 concocted by someone as thick as two short planks 470 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,825 might be a bit, oh I don't know, fucking stupid? 471 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,994 - You know, back home in Russia we chop people up 472 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,162 when they don't pay. 473 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,697 Feed them to dog. 474 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,166 - I don't care about back home in Russia, Svetlana. 475 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,569 What I care about is that my, my escort agency 476 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,604 is owed 40,000 pounds. 477 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,806 People come to the Bad Habits because of our reputation, 478 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,841 and I've worked bloody hard to make it so. 479 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,345 I'm not gonna let you three fuck it up. 480 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,483 - But you two knew about it, which makes you all as bad 481 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,319 as each other. Now come on, we're going now. 482 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,687 - Going where? 483 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,389 - [Woman] To get Pervo. 484 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,222 - Right now? 485 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,557 - Yes, right now. 486 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,826 Where is Pandora? 487 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,262 - Having a bath. 488 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,597 For fuck's sake! 489 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:41,308 (gentle classical music) 490 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,778 - Hey, how about knocking first? What's the problem? 491 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,079 - The problem. 492 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,615 The problem is that not only have you racked up 493 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,983 a massive debt, but those two knew about it all along. 494 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,320 Now get out of the bath, we're going. 495 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,321 Now! 496 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,523 - Why? Where are we going? 497 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,025 - To catch that fucking clown. 498 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,130 - Will do, my love. 499 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,998 Yes yes, it'll be hanging from a tree 500 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,368 the time we finish with him. I tell you that. 501 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,969 (laughing) 502 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,605 Yes he's just come back. Everything's fine. 503 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,273 - Well, let's hope so. 504 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,042 Anyway, you best get to the club. 505 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,111 Just make sure you really sell the party to him. 506 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,213 Especially the girls, that'll get him hooked. 507 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,982 - Yeah yeah, he'll be hanging from a hook 508 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,952 the time we've finished with him. I tell you that. 509 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,053 (laughing) 510 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,755 - Bye, my little sugar puff. 511 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,358 - Okay, darling. Goodbye. 512 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,625 Have they got the address? 513 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,726 - Oh, yeah. 514 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,561 - Good. 515 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,295 (laughing) 516 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,129 Let's go. 517 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,167 (techno music) 518 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,436 (shouting) 519 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,739 - Hey. 520 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,174 I need a lift, you fast driving git. 521 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,751 - It's okay. You can leave him with me now. 522 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,887 What the hell are you playing at? 523 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,655 - What? I was just having fun. 524 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,091 - By pulling a girl's top down on live TV? 525 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,226 - Oh, the viewers will love it. 526 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,895 - Pervo, you've lost the plot. 527 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,798 - [Pervo] Oh I wish. She was hot as fuck, man. 528 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,300 - Anyway, we've got a massive party tomorrow. 529 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,267 Some millionaire. 530 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,703 - Hey hey, get amongst it. 531 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:17,904 - Apparently he sorted it with management 532 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,539 but they've not said anything to me. 533 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,508 - Aye, probably 'cause tomorrow's your last day. Isn't it, eh? 534 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,142 Then you're off gallivanting 'round the world. 535 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,477 - Mm, possibly. 536 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,845 Anyway, we're gonna meet this Bertie tonight 537 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,448 at a club he owns later, so go get ready. 538 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,749 - Alright, no worries, boss. 539 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,750 I'm going, alright. 540 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,584 - And hurry. 541 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,820 - [Pervo] Alright. 542 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,222 (rock music) 543 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:47,033 * I didn't take my M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine * 544 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:53,172 * I didn't take my M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine * 545 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:59,311 * I didn't take my M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E medicine * 546 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,616 - There's your drinks, enjoy. 547 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,519 I've been told to fuck off now. 548 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,887 - Aye, go on then, fuck off. 549 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,088 (laughing) 550 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,189 What? 551 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,792 Fuck off. What's he laughing at? 552 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,026 Fucking hell. 553 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,562 - Nuttier than a squirrel shit, him. 554 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,530 - [Pervo] Fuck looks like a French waiter. 555 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,598 Jesus Christ. 556 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,001 What are these drinks like anyway? 557 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,369 What, are you getting water again? 558 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,604 - [Boris] I am. 559 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,172 - Let yourself go, man, let your hair down. 560 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,207 Get a shandy down you. 561 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,077 So what's the crack? I mean, who's this Bertie Dumble fella? 562 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,312 - Apparently he's a big fan of yours, and he's loaded, 563 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,647 so you can press him. 564 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,282 - He's rich, oh, aye. 565 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,717 - [Kat] So you need to impress this one. 566 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,619 - I will do, no worries. 567 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,757 - Oh is that-- Is that fucking Dikki Lixx. 568 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:48,495 Fucking Dikki Lixx, he's fucking everywhere I go. 569 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:52,465 Who's this guy next to him? Look at the clip of him. 570 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,034 Hey, come here. You think that's Bertie like? 571 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,669 - [Kat] Probably. 572 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,871 - [Bertie] Aha, there you are, old bean! 573 00:23:58,905 --> 00:23:59,706 - Alright. 574 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,308 - How you doing, how you doing? 575 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,243 You must be Pervo, eh. 576 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,678 - I am, yeah. Who are you? 577 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:06,879 - I'm Bertie. 578 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,714 - You are Bertie! 579 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:08,915 - I'm Bertie Dumble. 580 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:09,749 - Alright, Bertie man. 581 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,717 - At your service. 582 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,918 (laughing) 583 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,219 - This is Kat. - Hello Kat. 584 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,721 - This is Kat, my personal assistant. 585 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:15,988 - Lovely to meet you. - This is Boris. 586 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,456 - Ah, Boris. 587 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,792 - Boris, Boris Tinkle. - Lovely to meet you too. 588 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,293 You have a woman's hands, sir. 589 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,029 (laughing) 590 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,064 Well what do you think, eh, what do you think? 591 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,533 - Yeah, mental. 592 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,768 - Shithole, eh. Well I'm gonna get it done over here now. 593 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:29,702 I'm an absolute rich bastard. 594 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,004 - Okay, calm down, son, come on. 595 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,673 - More drinks, I say! 596 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:48,755 - [Svetlana] Pervo's left. 597 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,289 - Dammit, where did he go? 598 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,958 - They don't know. They just complain he take big shit 599 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,359 and block toilet. 600 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,229 - Fuck, we missed him 'cause you lot took too fucking long 601 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,064 to get ready. 602 00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:58,898 Fuck! 603 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,267 Let's just go. 604 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,742 (car screeching) 605 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,014 (techno music) 606 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,583 - He's a good shag, I've heard. 607 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,084 (laughing) 608 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,120 Anyway, you, my darling, have got a party Saturday 609 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,154 for you, eh. 610 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:22,989 - What, a party for me? 611 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,390 - Absolutely, darling. 612 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,625 - Oh, that's mad. 613 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:26,626 - 'Cause you're so fucking great. 614 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,860 - Well I am, aren't I? 615 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,295 At least someone fucking knows how great I am. 616 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,564 (laughing) 617 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,169 - And it's my place, and it's for you you, see. 618 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,337 - So a party for me on Saturday. 619 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,139 - Yes, 'cause I'm so bloody rich. 620 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,841 So I keep telling you how rich I am. 621 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:46,045 Very fucking. You come to the party and I'll make sure 622 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,615 you have the most bestest time... 623 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,382 - Can you get lots of women? - ...in your fucking life. 624 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,185 The most titties you've ever seen in your whole life. 625 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,020 - Brilliant. 626 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,622 - Absolutely swarming. 627 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:56,488 - Wall to wall. 628 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:57,356 - Wall to wall tits. 629 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,658 - It's a titty heaven. 630 00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,491 - [Cuthbert] A titty fest. 631 00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:00,459 - A titty fest. 632 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,694 Oh, come on. 633 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,931 - And you'll be the biggest tit there. 634 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,398 - Right, come on guys, anyway. 635 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:07,566 Oh, dear. 636 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,901 We need to go. 637 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,269 - Yeah, well leave him then. 638 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,304 You'll sort-- Hey Cuth. Is it Cuth? 639 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,539 - [Cuthbert] I'll sort him out, yeah yeah. 640 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,506 - [Pervo] Can't wait for this party. 641 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,775 Sounds awesome. 642 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,444 I'm having these drinks, and all. 643 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,081 - They bought it, my little cream puff. 644 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,350 (laughing) 645 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,419 - Excellent. 646 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,155 Now get yourself home pronto. 647 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,024 I'm all wet and waiting for you. 648 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:36,996 - Mmm, I'm gonna be right there. I'm coming now. 649 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,999 (maniacal laughing) 650 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,237 (shrieking) 651 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:48,074 - Please sign my CD, please. 652 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,508 - You're so good. 653 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,744 - Thank you. 654 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,213 (giggling) 655 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,682 - Can I just smell your hair? I have to. 656 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,883 - Can't believe it's really him. 657 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:57,717 - Who's it to? 658 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,785 - Leanne. 659 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,087 Just wanna touch you. 660 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,388 - There you go, thank you. 661 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:03,222 - Oh, thank you so much. - Thank you! 662 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,490 - Yes, sure. 663 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,357 Yes, you can. 664 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,592 Yes, sure. 665 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,526 - [Girl] Oh, you've gotta post this. 666 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,527 - Nobody will believe this. 667 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,762 - [Girl] Send it to me. 668 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,330 - Why did we have to get the bus? 669 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,165 Felt like a right wanker. 670 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,034 What happened to getting limos? 671 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,869 - You keep forgetting, you're skint. 672 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:20,239 You keep spending all your money on hookers and beans. 673 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,074 (girls giggling) 674 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:22,975 - [Girl] That's so nice. 675 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:23,943 - What's he doing? 676 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:24,944 - Thank you! 677 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,446 - [Girl] Bye, we love you, bye. 678 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,280 - What? 679 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,284 - You don't want my autograph? 680 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,185 - [All] No. 681 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:36,422 - Sorry. 682 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,694 - What you doing with him? 683 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,863 - He's a real man. You're just a pervert. 684 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,231 - Ha, pervert. 685 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,598 - Pervert. 686 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,100 You were never good enough to be in my band. 687 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,336 - Your band, my band. 688 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,271 And we're starting a world tour next week. 689 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,374 With a bass player who can actually play. 690 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,043 - Who's he think he is? 691 00:27:57,076 --> 00:28:00,279 - Come on, man, just leave it. Get inside. 692 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:02,114 - Anyway, is Dahlia coming to this party tomorrow? 693 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,382 - Aye, she's on her way. 694 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:04,717 - You think she's still pissed at us? 695 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,985 - Us? 696 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,019 You're the one that keeps harassing her 697 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,788 and taking her clothes. 698 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,123 - I just borrow a couple of her dresses. 699 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,159 - But you don't wash them, do you? 700 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,393 - Don't know what you're on about, man. 701 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,095 - The last one had jizz all over it. 702 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,097 - I told her, it was just an accident. 703 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,199 - It spelt Dahlia. 704 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,001 - Anyway, where's Kat? 705 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,502 - She's at another party. 706 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:24,937 - She's at another party? 707 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,139 Who she think she is? I'm the rockstar. 708 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,775 - I'm not getting into this with you again. 709 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,477 Get inside and stay off that phone. 710 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,579 - What would I be on the phones for? 711 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,881 (seductive music) 712 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,215 Oh, fucking hell. 713 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,452 What you wearing? 714 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,921 What? 715 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,556 With flippers and what? You mean flippers and- 716 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,225 flippers and a gas mask? 717 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,728 Yes, oh, hang on, that's got the spot, yeah. 718 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's a beauty. 719 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,538 Yeah, what's your fantasy, then? 720 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,940 What's yours? 721 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:01,841 What is it? 722 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,011 Is that possible? 723 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:08,981 Yeah yeah, that's fucking making me rock hard that, yeah. 724 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,616 Are your nipples hard? 725 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,084 Can you keep a secret like? 726 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,353 Yeah, I've got this bodyguard, right, he's called Boris. 727 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,055 Oh, he's fucking lush. 728 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,390 Got this gimp collar I'd love to put it on Boris and, 729 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,892 you know, stroke his rectum. 730 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,161 I bet he's got a massive cock, as well, I bet he has. 731 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,462 Oh, look at this cock. 732 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,031 Yeah, mine's massive, as well. 733 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:29,135 I bet we could have a cock fight, you know, me and Boris. 734 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,470 I bet he has got a big cock, you know. 735 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:35,641 Well yeah, Boris' cock, oh, I'd love that up my arse. 736 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,953 - That's the boy. 737 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,288 That's what I'm talking about. 738 00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,497 (thumping through walls) 739 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,433 Will you shut your fucking noise? 740 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,369 - [Pervo] Oh, come on. 741 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,370 - Fuck this. 742 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,378 What the fuck you doing? 743 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:13,212 - [Pervo] Hello. 744 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,046 - Hello? 745 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,048 You best open this door. 746 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,317 What you fucking doing? 747 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,251 - Sleeping. 748 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,853 - Sleeping, it sounds like it. 749 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,454 What's all that noise? 750 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,689 - It's nowt to do with me. 751 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,457 - [Boris] What's all the banging on the walls? 752 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:26,592 - It's the wall. 753 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,360 - It's the wall. 754 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,595 - It's haunted. 755 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,230 - It's haunted. The walls are haunted. 756 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:32,464 - Aye. 757 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,202 - If you don't wrap it in I'll be haunting you. 758 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,904 You sleep in that make up, anyway? 759 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,505 - Yeah, course I do. 760 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,073 Never comes off. 761 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,509 - Summat wrong with your mind. 762 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,516 - Boris. 763 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,851 Boris, Boris, Boris Tinkler. 764 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,588 * Boris Tinkler 765 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,790 * Loves his winkler 766 00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,126 * Boris 767 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,493 Boris! 768 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,328 Boris! 769 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:07,466 - Oh, what the fuck is he doing? 770 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,501 - [Pervo] Boris! 771 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,336 - Fucking shut up. 772 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,670 - [Pervo] Boris! 773 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,342 Boris, come and pack me fucking bags, will you. 774 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,776 - Fucking clowns. 775 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,812 Not even funny, anyway. Prick. 776 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:22,048 - [Pervo] Boris! 777 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,917 - Will you fucking shut up? Jesus. 778 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,987 Fucking white-faced black-nosed dick. 779 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:30,789 - Boris! 780 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,091 Ah, fuck. 781 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,492 God, you bastard. 782 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:34,326 - Shut up! 783 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,196 - Fuck. 784 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,265 Aah, Jesus Christ, fucking. 785 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:41,233 Boris! 786 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,536 - I'm gonna kill him. 787 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,038 I'm gonna fucking stab him. 788 00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,339 I'm gonna stab him. 789 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:48,674 - Fucking Boris! 790 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:53,845 Come and pack me fucking bags will you, you bastard. 791 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:55,647 - Will you shut up, man? 792 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:59,485 Oh anyway, I know exactly what I'll do to him. 793 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,588 - Come on, you fairy. 794 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,623 This fucking-- 795 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,825 Boris! 796 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:07,659 Don't fucking try banging. 797 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,727 (banging on door) 798 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,229 Oh, fuck off. 799 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,064 Fuck offI What-- 800 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:12,898 What? 801 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,733 What you fucking want? 802 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,072 Bastard. 803 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,546 (techno music) 804 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,714 - [Man] Pervo. 805 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:33,385 - [Pervo] Hello? 806 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,686 - [Man] Gonna get you. 807 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,554 (loud cracking) 808 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,723 - [Pervo] What was that? 809 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:38,557 (repeated cracking) 810 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,559 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 811 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,494 - [Man] Run Pervo, run. 812 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,329 Shit. 813 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,065 (romantic music) 814 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,840 (banging on door) 815 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,011 Get under the bed, get under the bed. 816 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,112 - Who the hell are you? 817 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,080 What's going on? 818 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,481 - Fucking gunman outside. 819 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,582 - What you doing? - There's a gunman outside. 820 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:04,550 - Get the hell out. - There's a gunman out there. 821 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,484 - Get out. 822 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:06,418 - Fuck off! There's a gunman. 823 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,353 - What is wrong with you? 824 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:08,854 - Gunman, there's a gunman. 825 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:09,888 What you doing, mad cow? 826 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,023 - Don't be crazy. What you doing? 827 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,858 - There's a gunman out there. 828 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:15,594 - Oh, my God, I'm not interrupting a wank 829 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,029 for someone like you. 830 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,032 (shouting and screaming) 831 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,900 What the hell is wrong with you? 832 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:22,734 - There's a gunman. 833 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:23,669 Fuck, fuck. 834 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,671 - For God's sake, get off. 835 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,474 (laughing) 836 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,542 - Don't touch the bloody nose, man. 837 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,778 - Oh, you disgusting-- 838 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:33,712 - Ow, you fucker. 839 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:34,846 - Get out. 840 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,681 - There's a gunman. 841 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,449 - Get the fuck-- 842 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,784 - Fucking prick. 843 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,195 What's wrong with you? 844 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,429 - It's me arse. 845 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,064 - It's your arse. What have you been doing? 846 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,632 - Someone shot me. 847 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,634 Yeah, in the corridor, in my arse. 848 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,170 - You got shot in the corridor. I thought you were sleeping. 849 00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,671 - I was. 850 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,374 Last night in the corridor, though, someone shot me. 851 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,443 - I'm not even gonna ask about the dress. 852 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,912 Just get rid of it and get yourself sorted. 853 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,115 The girls are just finishing off their breakfast. 854 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,949 We've gotta go to that Bertie's. 855 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,052 Now crack on, and stop fucking about. 856 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,256 - Yes, he was wearing a dress this morning 857 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:20,526 when I went to wake him up, and I swear it was one of yours. 858 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,927 - Not the black and white polka dot one. 859 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,861 - Yes. 860 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,695 (laughing) 861 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,197 - Thieving little shit. 862 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,998 - Oh God, he's like a kid, innit. 863 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,567 Except he thinks of his dick. 864 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,336 - That's a bit wrong. 865 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,738 - I've never known anyone to be so obsessed 866 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,005 with boobs, though. 867 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,474 He'd have a pair of his own if he could. 868 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,743 (laughing) 869 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,880 - I know I'm obsessed with boobs, but I can't help it. 870 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,283 I mean, I've even thought about getting implants. 871 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,751 How cool would that be? 872 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:49,188 Know you could, whoa, feel yourself all day long. 873 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:52,191 - What kind of relationship did you have with your mother? 874 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,360 - What you trying to say, I shagged me own mam? 875 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:55,527 - No. 876 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,763 I don't mean that. I mean, 877 00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,898 how did you get on with your mother? 878 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,034 - Yeah it was fine, we had fun. 879 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,503 Brought up in the circus. 880 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,737 - Really? 881 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,874 Tell me, what's your earliest memory you have 882 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,209 of your parents? 883 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,219 - Oh, little Sidney. 884 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,355 Doesn't he look cute? 885 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,226 - Oh, he's biting me. 886 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,764 - Is there room for me on the other one? 887 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,801 - Thirsty boy, eh. 888 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,637 (loud squirting) 889 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,574 - Nah, canna think of any. 890 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,977 Honest, nothing. 891 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,113 - Five, four, three, two. 892 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,548 * Stick your butt in the air 893 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,183 * Stick your butt in the air 894 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,118 * Stick your butt in the air 895 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:53,952 * In the air 896 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:54,920 * In the air 897 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,288 * Stick your butt in the air 898 00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,122 * Stick your butt in the air 899 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,624 - You know something. 900 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,125 This is fantastic. 901 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,696 (loud techno music) 902 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,575 * Stick your butt in the air 903 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,210 * Stick your butt in the air 904 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,811 * Stick your butt in the air 905 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:20,679 * In the air 906 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:21,647 * In the air 907 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,215 * Stick your butt in the air 908 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,916 * Stick your butt in the air 909 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,585 * Stick your butt in the air 910 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:30,389 * Stick your butt in the air 911 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:36,928 - Bertie Dumble, what do you think you're doing? 912 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,664 - Eh, nothing. 913 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,633 - You're supposed to be helping me get ready for the party. 914 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,602 Anyway, I've just spoken to Kat 915 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,571 and she's expecting Cuth to be with the Pervettes, 916 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,173 to go and collect Pervo in an hour. 917 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,475 Bertie, you come with me. 918 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,209 Cuthbert, go and get ready. 919 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,912 And Mother, stay out of trouble. 920 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,586 * Stick your butt in the air 921 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,254 * Stick your butt in the air 922 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,956 * Stick your butt in the air 923 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,559 And tell that slag to fuck off. 924 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,265 (dramatic music) 925 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:22,040 - Why I am the only one working? 926 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,542 - Because out of you three fuckwits 927 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,444 you were the only one with what resembles a brain. 928 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,479 - Oh. (speaks foreign language) 929 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:28,880 - Come on, get up. 930 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,517 My turn. 931 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,467 - Oh wow, Zara, are your boobs getting bigger? 932 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,502 - Yeah, getting bigger all by themselves, Pandora. 933 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,337 - Wow. 934 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,576 - I've got something here. 935 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,312 Pervo's going to a party tomorrow. 936 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:04,316 It's being hosted by a guy called Bertie Dumble. 937 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,153 - [Zara] What do we know about him? 938 00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:11,757 - Mm, here, Bertie Dumble. Ooh, millionaire. 939 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,892 He owns lots of nice clubs. 940 00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:18,063 According to his Facebook page, he describes himself as 941 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,566 eccentric, crazy and unpredictable, 942 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,435 with a fondness for science. 943 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:26,171 - Okay, that's where we're going tomorrow, then. 944 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,773 Now, make this good. 945 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,747 - Where's Kat and Dahlia? 946 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,816 They're supposed to wait on me, not the other way 'round. 947 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,217 - Who do you think you are? 948 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,820 - What you mean? It's me, Pervo. 949 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,390 - Oh, do I smell a threesome? 950 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,392 - No, you definitely do not. 951 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,994 - All I can smell is you. 952 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,497 It's like, lube and feet. 953 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,931 (laughing) 954 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,534 - So, I was gonna wear my lovely polka dot dress 955 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,735 and then I couldn't find it. 956 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,303 Any suggestions, Sidney? 957 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,571 - Yeah, she's nicked it. 958 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,072 - No, the black and white one. 959 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,841 - Oh, right, eh. 960 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,310 Eh, no no. Have you seen it? 961 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,812 - [Boris] No. 962 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,014 - Anyway you, less of the bloody Sidney, will you? 963 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,383 Less of the Sidney. It's Pervo. 964 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:12,884 Come on, party time. 965 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,686 - You're not coming with us. 966 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,787 - Eh, what you mean? 967 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,088 - Bertie insisted. 968 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,057 - [Pervo] How am I gonna get there? 969 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:22,060 (bus horn blasting) 970 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:30,301 (shrieking excitedly) 971 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,136 - Pervo! 972 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,037 - [Pervo] Wahey! 973 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,605 - We're the Pervettes. 974 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,473 - Are you coming? 975 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:35,641 - Damn right, I am. 976 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:36,475 Wahey! 977 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,308 - Hello, Mr Clown. 978 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,143 - Fuck off. 979 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:38,977 (laughing) 980 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:39,811 - Ladies! 981 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:42,047 (cheering) 982 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,884 - [All] Pervo, Pervo, Pervo, Pervo. 983 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,859 - I saved you a seat up the back. 984 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,666 - Hey, wow, that's awesome. 985 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:01,500 Woo hoo! 986 00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,740 - Well, that's him taken care of. 987 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,208 - What, no limo? 988 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,079 - No management won't give him any more credit. 989 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,554 (laughing) 990 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,158 - Well, I think there should be enough in here 991 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,394 to infect all the Pervettes on Pervo's coach. 992 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,596 - Ooh! 993 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:31,362 - Don't you, my Bertie bossy bear? 994 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:32,864 - Ooh! 995 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,066 Yes, my little tit bag. There's gonna be zombies everywhere. 996 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,302 (laughing) 997 00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,741 - Oh, I'm excited. 998 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,109 - Yeah, it should be good. 999 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,277 (laughing and giggling) 1000 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,479 (alarm chiming) 1001 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,482 - Ooh, there's somebody at the door. 1002 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,951 Hello. 1003 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,554 - Yeah, hi, it's Boris with Kat and Dahlia. 1004 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,556 - Ah, Boris, gorgeous. 1005 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,357 Yes, just drive in. I'll open the gate. 1006 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,191 Ha ha. 1007 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:03,428 Guess what. 1008 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,563 - What, my darling? 1009 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,498 - Pervo's minions have arrived. 1010 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:07,833 - Oh, that's brilliant. 1011 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,101 Pervo will soon be here in the Pervette coach. 1012 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,469 You better go and meet him. 1013 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,871 - Better spray ourselves, first, though. 1014 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,205 - Okay. 1015 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,441 (laughing) 1016 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,745 - Goodbye, my lovely darling. 1017 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:31,022 - Will you lot fucking hurry up? 1018 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,362 - When you gonna learn how to speak English? 1019 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:38,897 - Why don't you both just stop complaining 1020 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:41,499 and learn how to speak Russian? 1021 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,637 - You know what it is. It's always the same with you. 1022 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:46,572 You don't understand-- 1023 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,406 (talking over each other) 1024 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,175 - Stop bloody bickering and strap in. 1025 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,777 (sighing deeply) 1026 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,945 We've got a clown to kill. 1027 00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:09,761 - Pervo! 1028 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,029 - Bertie man, how you doing? 1029 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,497 - Alright, old bean. 1030 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,265 - What are these girls about? They're fucking gorgeous. 1031 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,734 - Oh, wait till you see the ones inside, matey. 1032 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:16,668 - What, you got more? 1033 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:17,903 - Absolutely. Hordes of them. 1034 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:18,870 - What about these? I wanna shag them. 1035 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,105 - Oh Cuthbert'll sort them out. 1036 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,640 Don't you worry. You'll see 'em again. 1037 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,274 - Cuthbert's gonna sort them out? I wanna sort them out. 1038 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:25,310 Where's-where's the boobs? Down here? 1039 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,978 Boobs, I want boobs! 1040 00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:32,818 (whistling gently) 1041 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:41,159 Where's the boobs, then? 1042 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,161 - Well I'm sure that big nose of yours can sniff them out. 1043 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:43,995 (laughing) 1044 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:44,830 - Wahey, boobs! 1045 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,065 (giggling) 1046 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,105 Where's this hot tub he was on about? 1047 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:55,206 Ha ha, oh yes. 1048 00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,310 - Ooh. 1049 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,479 Aah. 1050 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,749 - Oh, look at that. 1051 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:06,151 Oh, after all, gonna see some boobs. 1052 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:06,985 Come on. 1053 00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:13,491 (giggling) 1054 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:14,459 - Who the fuck are you? 1055 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:15,393 - Do you need a hand with that? 1056 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,695 - No, not off you, you creep. 1057 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:17,963 - I'll pay you. 1058 00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:20,398 - Make it quick. 1059 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,566 - Hey, hey, hey. 1060 00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:26,137 - Ow! I's not meant to go in there. 1061 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,605 - [Pervo] Oh it does, trust me. 1062 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:28,840 - [Girl] Oh. 1063 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,175 - [Pervo] Oh, Boris. 1064 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,442 - [Girl] Boris? 1065 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,815 - Now do come in. Do come in. 1066 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:38,316 Hello. 1067 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:39,617 Hello, man. 1068 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:42,553 Before you enter my big palace of boobs, 1069 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,656 you must give me your phones. 1070 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:45,857 - Why? 1071 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,392 - Because in my world, to enjoy ourselves 1072 00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,527 as much as me, you must take yourself away 1073 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,130 from naughty little distractions. 1074 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,398 (giggling) 1075 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,666 - Hi, I'm Susie. 1076 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,336 - Don't worry, don't worry, you'll get them back. 1077 00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,637 Don't you worry. 1078 00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:00,906 You'll be having so much fun 1079 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,373 you won't even realize they're gone. 1080 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,442 (laughing) 1081 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,376 What? 1082 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,845 Where's Pervo, I hear you say. 1083 00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:07,979 Who knows, eh? 1084 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,715 - Alright gang, I've found ya! 1085 00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:11,016 - Easy, old scallywag. 1086 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:11,850 - Em! 1087 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,352 - Bald, love it. 1088 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,386 Sorry, what-- Who are you? 1089 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,587 - Phone in. 1090 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:17,488 - I haven't got a phone. She's got my phone. 1091 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,323 - Top on. 1092 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:20,458 - Pants off. 1093 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,861 - Or you're not going in. 1094 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:24,429 - [Kat] Top on, come on. 1095 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:25,596 - Come on, you and me. 1096 00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,165 (rock music) 1097 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:31,870 * The road stretches out ahead 1098 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:36,041 * Think it's straight until I'm nearly there * 1099 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:41,179 * Don't know what's around the next corner * 1100 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:46,384 * They made the sound again to come warn you * 1101 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,619 * Well I just wanna go the extra mile * 1102 00:44:48,653 --> 00:44:51,456 * I just wanna go out in style 1103 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:54,159 * You drive me insane 1104 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:57,829 * I ain't ever gonna be the same * 1105 00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,498 - Now this is my kinda party. 1106 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,867 - Fucking 'ell. 1107 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,700 (laughing) 1108 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:03,534 Look at the tits. 1109 00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:04,369 - There's fanny, too. 1110 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:05,236 All for you, darling. 1111 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,037 - For me. 1112 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:12,277 * Don't wanna spin out of control * 1113 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:16,547 * But I don't wanna do half of the whole * 1114 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:18,950 * Well I just wanna go the extra mile * 1115 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:21,787 * I just wanna go out in style 1116 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,355 * You drive me insane 1117 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,258 * I ain't ever gonna be the same * 1118 00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:29,861 * Zero to 60 1119 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,430 * In insanity 1120 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,968 Look at these girls, man. 1121 00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:38,169 - Wow, this is amazing. 1122 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,504 - Fucking right, it is. 1123 00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:40,671 - We've got a zoo too, you know. 1124 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:41,572 - Got a zoo? 1125 00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:42,407 - [Bertie] Absolutely. 1126 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,308 - What's in it? 1127 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:44,242 - Boobs, baby. - Boobs? 1128 00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:45,343 - Yeah space hopper boobs. 1129 00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,577 - How, how many boobs? 1130 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,678 You got 'em running wild, like? 1131 00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:48,513 - As many as you like. 1132 00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:49,447 - Can we go there now? 1133 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,448 - No, we can't go there now. 1134 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,183 I've got to go and turn it on. 1135 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,285 But you get in there, have a good old mingle about. 1136 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,686 Come on girls, Pervo's coming. 1137 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,521 Woo! 1138 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,946 - Look, they've turned up. This is actually gonna happen. 1139 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,181 - Oh, it's all going to plan, my little-- 1140 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:24,649 (laughing) 1141 00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:27,518 - Well Susie's taken out the punch to Uncle Cuthbert. 1142 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,354 So he should be giving it to the Pervettes now. 1143 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,856 - Does Cuthbert know it's infected, though? 1144 00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:31,689 - Oh, of course. 1145 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:32,991 - Ah, what about Susie? 1146 00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,260 (laughing) 1147 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,198 You are a little evil tinker, aren't you? 1148 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:43,201 (maniacal laughing) 1149 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,171 Owee. 1150 00:46:49,107 --> 00:46:52,844 (excited chattering) 1151 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:54,946 - Come on, girls, get your drinks. 1152 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,481 Lovely punch here. 1153 00:46:56,514 --> 00:47:00,318 Get it before the party. Do you world of good. 1154 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:04,755 (chatter) 1155 00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:08,593 Come on, punch. One for you, me dear, enjoy. 1156 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,996 Eh, oops! Room for a little one. 1157 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:11,829 Excellent. 1158 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:15,400 Come on girls, enjoy your drinks, drink up-- 1159 00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:16,234 (growling) 1160 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:17,068 Oh, shit. 1161 00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:18,103 I think I'd better go. 1162 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:21,606 (screaming and shrieking) 1163 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,239 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 1164 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:55,974 the wet t-shirt competition. 1165 00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:59,244 (loud cheering) 1166 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:00,078 Come on! 1167 00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:05,650 Fucking tits on these. Fucking-- 1168 00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,085 Get 'em out, out, out. 1169 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,486 Out, out, out. 1170 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:09,654 Have it, come on. 1171 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,522 Aw fucking awesome, look at that. 1172 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,758 Fucking hell, look at that. 1173 00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:17,929 Fucking awesome. 1174 00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,200 Eh, come on, eh, titties. 1175 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,635 Show us the titties. 1176 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,171 Fucking come on. 1177 00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:27,538 Wanna see the nipples. 1178 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:28,673 Nipples. 1179 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:30,375 (shouting and cheering) 1180 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:31,309 Come on, you can have it. 1181 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,544 That's the way. Fuck yeah! 1182 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,752 Fucking awesome. 1183 00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,154 Nipples like midget's thumbs. 1184 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,256 Come on, nipples like midget's thumbs. 1185 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:46,524 Eh, Pervo magic. 1186 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,328 Eh, come on, eh. 1187 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:51,762 Come on, you fuckers, eh. 1188 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:52,597 You. 1189 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,502 (laughing) 1190 00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,807 - Captain Cuth rules! 1191 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,377 Shit. 1192 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,546 Forgot to spray Pervo. 1193 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:09,447 Ah fuck it. 1194 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,385 Cheers to you all, yah bunch of bastards. 1195 00:49:17,222 --> 00:49:18,023 Shit. 1196 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:21,192 (coughing) 1197 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:27,465 (screaming) 1198 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:39,777 - Oh, what's he done? 1199 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,912 - What a nincompoop. 1200 00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:42,980 What do we do now? 1201 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,682 - Nothing. We stick to the plan. 1202 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,217 He was a liability, anyway. 1203 00:49:46,251 --> 00:49:47,452 - Okay. 1204 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,654 Well I better get up to the party, then. 1205 00:49:49,687 --> 00:49:50,888 Gonna come? 1206 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,625 - No, I'm gonna stay and play with my new toys. 1207 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:55,626 - That's mine. 1208 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,594 - Uh-uh. 1209 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:58,829 (giggling) 1210 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,735 (rock music) 1211 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,246 - Fucking titty heaven. 1212 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,215 - You're sick. 1213 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,216 - Hey, Pervo. 1214 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,018 - What you doing with him? 1215 00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:22,553 He's fucking skint as well, you know. 1216 00:50:22,587 --> 00:50:23,721 - No, he's not. 1217 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:24,922 - No, haven't you heard? 1218 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,058 We've just signed an amazing new record deal, 1219 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:28,793 and Kat's our new PA. 1220 00:50:29,927 --> 00:50:31,262 - So that's the game, is it? 1221 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:32,797 You dropped me for him. 1222 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:34,265 That dickhead. 1223 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:37,001 - I'm sorry Pervo. There's just no money in you anymore. 1224 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:40,205 - I'm gonna be fucking massive. 1225 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,139 I thought you're going on that world tour 1226 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,107 or something, anyway. 1227 00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:43,374 - I am. 1228 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:46,677 A proper tour, with Dikki and Iron Kidney. 1229 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:52,883 Where you going? 1230 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,719 - I'm going to shag meself to death 1231 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,054 with them fucking Pervettes. 1232 00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:00,057 - Leave him, leave him. 1233 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:00,925 - But I feel sorry for him. 1234 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,193 - He's alright. 1235 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:05,263 Besides, what am I supposed to do? I need to make a living. 1236 00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:07,665 I certainly wasn't doing that through him, was I? 1237 00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:08,699 - Yeah, fuck him, man. 1238 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,701 - [Dikki] Yeah, fuck him. 1239 00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:16,341 - Kat and Dikki fucking Lixx. 1240 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:20,010 Where's them fucking girls? I'm gonna fuck them senseless. 1241 00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:22,913 (heavy rock music) 1242 00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:32,123 (audience applauding and cheering) 1243 00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:34,625 - Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together 1244 00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:36,227 for Spit Like This. 1245 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,301 - Ah, that way. 1246 00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:47,605 - Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for coming 1247 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:48,873 to the party. 1248 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:51,142 (audience cheering and applauding) 1249 00:51:51,176 --> 00:51:54,945 Now some of you may know our next special guest. 1250 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:56,614 But don't touch his nose. 1251 00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:59,450 (laughing) 1252 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,952 He's a man of great depth... 1253 00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:04,322 - There it is. Hey, hey, boobs. 1254 00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:05,823 - ...and great courage. 1255 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,757 - Girls! 1256 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,092 Girls! 1257 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,260 Girls, it's me. 1258 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,297 Come on, let us in, girls. 1259 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,898 Wahey! 1260 00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,132 Oh, fuck. 1261 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,801 (growling and hissing) 1262 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,902 Ah, tits tits. 1263 00:52:19,204 --> 00:52:20,104 Fuck this. 1264 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,541 (growling and screaming) 1265 00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:31,949 - Give it up for Pervo the Clown. 1266 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,118 (rock music) 1267 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,121 (shouting) 1268 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:41,292 (audience applauding and cheering) 1269 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,862 (screaming) 1270 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,131 (growling) 1271 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:12,323 - Come on, get out. 1272 00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:14,825 - Shut the door. 1273 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,060 - Thanks, Pervo. 1274 00:53:16,093 --> 00:53:17,828 - Yeah, well, still don't bloody like you. 1275 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,830 Just as well, you're hot. 1276 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:21,999 What's up with you? 1277 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,668 - Fucking blood, man. 1278 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,238 What the fuck is that? 1279 00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:28,739 - What? It reminds me of Sugar. 1280 00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,675 - A big fucking pink pig? 1281 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,677 - Yeah, she's gonna be my future wife, man. 1282 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,078 - Fucking idiot. 1283 00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:36,947 - What you doing? There's zombies in there. 1284 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:38,716 Oh, here she is. 1285 00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,184 - [Dikki] Zombies! Ah, ah! 1286 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,254 - Oh Dikki Fucking Lixx. What've you brought him for? 1287 00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:45,656 - Come on, let's just go. 1288 00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:48,559 - Well, I can't run in these things. 1289 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,297 (farting) 1290 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,799 (tense music) 1291 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,079 (screaming) 1292 00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,114 - What the hell is that? 1293 00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,382 - I don't know. 1294 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,785 - That doesn't sound like happy screaming to me. 1295 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,020 - I don't care. 1296 00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:19,123 Pervo's in there and we're gonna find him. 1297 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,998 - But I don't like guns. 1298 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:28,966 - Guns are great. 1299 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:31,035 Back home in Russia-- 1300 00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,337 Okay okay, no Russia. 1301 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,305 - Right, let's go. 1302 00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,874 - I'm not comfy in these shoes. 1303 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:41,912 - I didn't bring any other shoes. 1304 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:45,583 - Oh I don't care. And lose the fucking hat. 1305 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:47,852 - This is brilliant. 1306 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:50,287 - Oh, kill him, kill him, kill him. 1307 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,121 - Bite his face off. 1308 00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:53,190 (maniacal laughing) 1309 00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:54,625 Hang on. Who are those bastards? 1310 00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:57,695 - Oh I don't know, but they look delicious. 1311 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,430 Good enough to eat. 1312 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:02,166 - We've had zombie babes, and now fresh totty. 1313 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,368 (maniacal laughing) 1314 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,769 All this excitement's getting me horny, 1315 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:05,736 my little pudding fart. 1316 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:07,738 - Oh, me too, love pump. 1317 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,707 - I'm gonna do you over the table, right now. 1318 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,975 - Oh, yeah. 1319 00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:12,142 - Oh, yes I am. 1320 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,457 (growling) 1321 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,497 - Who's this crazy bitch? 1322 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:33,398 (screaming) 1323 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,065 - Get her off of me. 1324 00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:45,410 (loud splattering) 1325 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,310 Get off me. 1326 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:51,682 - Kill her. 1327 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,391 What the hell's going on? 1328 00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:01,626 - They're just like the cult girls 1329 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:04,395 that were poisoned in the massacre. 1330 00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:06,831 - Well, if the film's to be believed 1331 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,232 and they've got the same infection, 1332 00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:09,967 then they could infect us. 1333 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,936 - So, are we in a movie now? 1334 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,337 - No, we are not in a movie. 1335 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,739 What is the matter with you? 1336 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,373 - But you've just killed two people. 1337 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,308 Why would you do that if we're not in a movie? 1338 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:19,810 - Because they were trying to kill us. 1339 00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,311 - [Pandora] Like in the movie? 1340 00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:23,047 - Yes, like in the movie, but we're not in a movie. 1341 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,515 Get that through your thick head. 1342 00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,250 There are zombie women running around everywhere 1343 00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:28,052 trying to bite people, and we'll kill them all 1344 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,554 if we have to. 1345 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:32,723 We're gonna get that clown, zombies or no zombies, right? 1346 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:33,691 - Da. 1347 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:36,193 (tense music) 1348 00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:46,871 - [Pervo] Come on. 1349 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,105 Zombies coming. 1350 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,009 - Aah! 1351 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,110 - [Sugar] Dikki. 1352 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,645 - Bloody leave him, man. 1353 00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:55,946 Oh fucking leave him. He's in a trap, man. 1354 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,115 - [Dikki] Help, help, help me! 1355 00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:00,585 (snarling and growling) 1356 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:01,652 Ah! 1357 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,087 - Fuck you, Dikki. 1358 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:04,922 Fuck you. 1359 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,627 (screaming slowly) 1360 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,531 Fucking zombies. 1361 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:15,866 - Take it like a preacher. 1362 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,967 Dirty Bumble. 1363 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:20,137 - It's Bertie. 1364 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,305 - Dirty today. 1365 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:24,408 Wait. 1366 00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,277 They're getting away. 1367 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:28,979 Oh God, we've got to go after them. 1368 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:31,982 Come on, come with me, come with me. 1369 00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:38,388 - [Pervo] Fuck, get in. 1370 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,225 - Where did all the crazy zombie women come from? 1371 00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:42,292 - They were on the fucking bus. 1372 00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:43,528 - On the bus? 1373 00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:45,029 - Just a zombie day out, I suppose. 1374 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:46,897 - I don't know, but the Pervettes are all zombies. 1375 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,098 - Well, how did that happen? 1376 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:49,800 - I don't know, but they're zombies. 1377 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,401 - You thought the best way to get rid of them 1378 00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:53,571 would be to bring them back to party full of people. 1379 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:56,574 - I didn't think 'cause I'm getting chased by zombies. 1380 00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:59,276 - Why would you? You're just a village fucking idiot. 1381 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,811 - Why didn't you save Dikki? 1382 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,079 You coulda helped him. 1383 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,814 - Why didn't I help him? Well why do you think? 1384 00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,249 'Cause he's a fucking dickhead. 1385 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:06,183 - Enough! 1386 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:07,518 You've had your 15 minutes. 1387 00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,920 She's left you, and what? And you! 1388 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,922 You only knew Dikki for what, 10 minutes? 1389 00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:14,692 - It was true love, though. 1390 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:17,427 - It was lust, not love. It'll pass, trust me. 1391 00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:20,264 - Me dad used to always say, "Love is like a fart. 1392 00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:24,535 If you've got to force it, it's obviously just shit." 1393 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:27,504 - Actually talking shit, just come and wipe my arse. 1394 00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:29,073 - No, thanks. I don't want a boyfriend who's skint 1395 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,240 and with a tiny dick. 1396 00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:32,677 - Tiny? It's fucking massive. 1397 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,379 I've got a cock like a baby's arm. 1398 00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,181 - Oh, my God, we're all gonna die. 1399 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,983 - No we're not. We just need to make a plan. 1400 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:42,820 (loud growling and screaming) 1401 00:58:51,662 --> 00:58:53,798 - Unless he's got 40 grand on him, yeah. 1402 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,834 - But can't we just go home? These shoes are hurting me. 1403 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,603 - Well, you shouldn't have fucking worn them, then, should you? 1404 00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:00,337 Look, it was you three who got us into this mess, 1405 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,272 so don't you dare try and wimp out on me now. 1406 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:03,440 - We're not trying to wimp out. 1407 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,042 - Well, come on, then. 1408 00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,453 (tense music) 1409 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,923 Prove yourself. Kill her. 1410 00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,457 Do it. 1411 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:21,959 If you're gonna help me get Pervo, then killing one lame 1412 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,028 fucking zombie shouldn't be too much of a problem. 1413 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,597 (techno music) 1414 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,337 That was more like it. 1415 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,072 Svetlana, finish her. 1416 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,782 (loud splattering) 1417 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:46,717 Check you out. 1418 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:50,420 Right, let's go and get that dumb arse clown. 1419 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:54,224 * Clowny-wownee pudding and pie * 1420 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:58,763 * Kissed the girls and made them cry * 1421 00:59:58,796 --> 01:00:02,499 * When the boys came out to play * 1422 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,734 - Mother, you will wait here 1423 01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,670 till we come back and get you, won't you? 1424 01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:09,606 - I'm not going anywhere. I'm playing. 1425 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,440 - Okay. 1426 01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:11,809 - Oh, can I play? 1427 01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:14,544 - No, we've got a clown to kill. 1428 01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:15,379 - I wanna play. 1429 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:16,513 (laughing) 1430 01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:20,017 * Clownee-wownee run away 1431 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:24,488 (screaming) 1432 01:00:24,521 --> 01:00:26,724 (growling) 1433 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,297 - Be vewwy vewwy quiet. 1434 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,799 We hunting wombies. 1435 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:36,266 - No. 1436 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:40,104 We need them alive so that they can kill everybody else. 1437 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,841 (screeching) 1438 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:45,943 Oh, Bertie! 1439 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:50,547 Bertie Dumble, come here. Did I tell you you could kill her? 1440 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,150 Oh, anyway, we need to go find Pervo. So go. 1441 01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:53,984 - Mm-mm. 1442 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:54,819 - Go! 1443 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:58,823 (growling) 1444 01:01:05,529 --> 01:01:08,298 Bertie Dumble, I told you not to shoot that woman. 1445 01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:09,800 - But she was gonna bloody gobble us up. 1446 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:10,968 - No, she wasn't. - She was. 1447 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,202 - Don't be so ridiculous. 1448 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:13,603 - She was. I won't do it again, I promise. 1449 01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:14,438 Wah! 1450 01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:16,540 (repeated gunfire) 1451 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,642 - You just did it again. 1452 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:19,977 - Ah, no, I didn't. 1453 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,847 - Oh my God, Bertie, I want a go. 1454 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,548 (growling) 1455 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:25,549 There's one. 1456 01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:32,823 Yeah! 1457 01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:35,092 (laughing) 1458 01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:38,228 Let's go. 1459 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:43,868 - I've never seen so much blood. 1460 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:47,872 - Come on ladies, let's check the gardens again. 1461 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:52,576 (screaming) 1462 01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:54,611 - Okay, my idea is this. 1463 01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,847 There's too many of them. If we go outside we're dead. 1464 01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:58,482 So we let them in the caravan one by one 1465 01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,217 and we kill 'em one at a time. 1466 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,052 - Yeah, let's do it. 1467 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:03,720 - Thought you were supposed to be the brainy one. 1468 01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:05,155 What's to say if we don't let them in, 1469 01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:06,390 they don't kill us all. 1470 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:07,557 - Well, it's a risk we have to take. 1471 01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,960 And besides, I hate caravans. 1472 01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:11,561 I just wanna get out asap. 1473 01:02:11,595 --> 01:02:12,729 - There's got to be summat in here 1474 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:15,032 we can use for weapons. 1475 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:17,267 - Guys, what about these? 1476 01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:18,969 (shouting) 1477 01:02:19,003 --> 01:02:20,771 - I'm guessing Pervo's in that caravan. 1478 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:21,605 - Can I look? 1479 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:22,773 - No. 1480 01:02:22,807 --> 01:02:24,274 - Why not? You always get to look. 1481 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:26,076 - 'Cause I'm sure you'd find a way to fuck it up. 1482 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,578 (tense music) 1483 01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:46,864 - [Kat] Open the door. 1484 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:49,133 (growling) 1485 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,468 What about the plan? 1486 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:53,403 - [Pervo] Fuck off. 1487 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,672 (growling) 1488 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,885 (screaming) 1489 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:10,454 When in doubt, get it in the clout. 1490 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:12,890 Boris, Boris, find the fanny. 1491 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,427 (growling) 1492 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:20,097 (loud clanging) 1493 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,200 (loud splattering) 1494 01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:24,268 Boris, Boris! 1495 01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:27,838 Look at these knockers. 1496 01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,474 Oh, come on, get a bit of motorboating going there, girl. 1497 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:32,576 Come on, put your back into it. 1498 01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:33,410 Oh, ha ha. 1499 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,847 Boris, I've had enough now. 1500 01:03:36,881 --> 01:03:39,683 Boris, man, give us a hand, will yah? 1501 01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:44,821 For fuck's sake, man, watch me nose. 1502 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,557 Fucking hell. 1503 01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,659 - Have you got a hard on? 1504 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,596 - Course, I have. 1505 01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:54,098 - Dirty bastard. 1506 01:03:54,131 --> 01:03:54,932 - You want a bit of it, like. 1507 01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:55,832 - Piss off. 1508 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,301 (growling) 1509 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,668 - Oh fucking hell, guys. Man, there's more of 'em. 1510 01:03:58,702 --> 01:04:00,604 Come on, in the caravan. 1511 01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:07,444 Fucking let us in, you daft bitches. 1512 01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:08,913 They fucking locked the door. 1513 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,580 - Fuck this, come on. 1514 01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,818 - I'm guessing Uncle Cuthbert didn't spray Pervo. 1515 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,054 - Well, don't look at me. Cuthbert's the liability. 1516 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:17,955 - Sit down. 1517 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:21,058 They can wait a minute. 1518 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,060 Anyway you, give us a kiss. 1519 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:26,230 All this killing's making me horny. 1520 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:27,564 - They're getting away. 1521 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:31,768 - They'll be back. They need to save the girls. 1522 01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,203 - Because I've only got a few rounds left 1523 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,305 and I don't want to risk missing. 1524 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:38,575 Besides, I want to talk to him first. 1525 01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,345 (humorous music) 1526 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:46,150 (repeated thumping) 1527 01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:53,690 - [Boris] What the fuck you doing? 1528 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:57,094 (loud growling) 1529 01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:59,363 - Come on, you zombie tarts. 1530 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,432 Open the door, bitch. 1531 01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:05,202 - Who you calling a fucking bitch? 1532 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,873 - [Pervo] Find the fucking light switch, then. 1533 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,442 The light switch, you daft twat, not my fucking balls. 1534 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:13,543 - [Boris] Oh, sorry, mate. 1535 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,979 - [Pervo] Fucking, come on. 1536 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:17,147 - [Boris] Man, here it is. 1537 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:18,983 (laughing) 1538 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,117 - What's this? 1539 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:22,852 - Some sort of fucked up (indistinct), man. 1540 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:23,787 - Well, they're not gonna help us kill 1541 01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:24,989 the fucking zombies, are they? 1542 01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:26,756 Hey come on, let's see what's under here, 1543 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:29,593 might be a fucking tank or summat. 1544 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,998 Fucking really is Christmas, isn't it? 1545 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:34,831 - Yeah, yeah. 1546 01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:35,665 - I'm driving. 1547 01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:36,500 - No way. 1548 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:37,434 - Why not? 1549 01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:38,602 - I've seen your driving. 1550 01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:41,338 (engine revving) 1551 01:05:43,340 --> 01:05:46,576 - Come on, bring 'em on Boris, come on. 1552 01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:51,481 - Mm, Pervo makes me moist. 1553 01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:52,482 - He's mine. 1554 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,417 - Says who? 1555 01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:56,653 - Shut up, all of you. 1556 01:05:57,988 --> 01:05:59,289 - Will you fuck off your erection, man? 1557 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,259 - Piss off, man. You fucking wish. 1558 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,428 Fucking are we, man, anyway? 1559 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:08,398 - What, you? Fucking knob drive better than you. 1560 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:11,901 - Like, fuck man, drive like old people, fuck. 1561 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:13,770 - Yeah you'd know, see I've heard you, aye, 1562 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,905 down the fucking bingo halls every fucking week... 1563 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,642 - [Boris] Bollocks man I've seen your fucking videos. - looking for them old fucking-- 1564 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,576 Fuck off. 1565 01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:21,378 - [Boris] 60 plus and gagging. 1566 01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:22,279 - Fuck off. 1567 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,613 - Horrible cunt. 1568 01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:26,750 - [Boris] What you fucking doing, man? 1569 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,552 - It's a fucking zombie head under it. 1570 01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,953 Fucking, hang on. 1571 01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,389 Fuck it. 1572 01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,591 Oh fucking, the mouth's slammed, anyway. Fuck it. 1573 01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:35,425 - Come on, man. 1574 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,526 - Get me cock in it. 1575 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,461 Give us the fucking axe, man. 1576 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:38,528 - Fucking piece of shit, anyway. 1577 01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,430 Fucking slow as fuck. 1578 01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:41,698 - Could fucking crawl faster than that. 1579 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,133 Whose idea was it to get on that, anyway? 1580 01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:44,268 - Fucking yours. 1581 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,502 - Fuck. 1582 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:46,303 Hey hey, come on, we'll take these-- 1583 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,071 - Who the fuck's this? 1584 01:06:47,104 --> 01:06:49,273 (growling) 1585 01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:50,207 (loud thumping) 1586 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:51,275 Have this in your fucking fanny. 1587 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,343 Go on, get down. 1588 01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:54,344 (loud splattering) 1589 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,046 Fucking head off, come on. 1590 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,947 (repeated thumping) 1591 01:06:57,981 --> 01:07:01,051 Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. 1592 01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:02,486 Fuck off, I'm chopping. 1593 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:03,587 - Was he good? 1594 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,821 In the sack. 1595 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,290 - Why do you think I didn't charge him? 1596 01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:09,025 - Because you're a fucking idiot. 1597 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:22,005 (laughing) 1598 01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:27,411 (growling) 1599 01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:34,951 (screaming) 1600 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,921 (repeated thumping) 1601 01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:39,956 - [Boris] Hit the cunt. 1602 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:40,857 - I am hitting him. 1603 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,359 - Hit him. 1604 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,927 - Fucking move, man. 1605 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:46,696 - Hang on. 1606 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:50,434 I always wanted to be a fucking whaler. 1607 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:51,901 Fucking whaler, eh. 1608 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:53,069 - What the fuck you doing? 1609 01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:55,739 - See, I never fucking liked you, did I? 1610 01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:57,807 And this is what you get when you mess with 1611 01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:59,876 Pervo and the Tinkler. 1612 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,045 You fucking fat whale. 1613 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,247 - Whoa, man, he's dead. 1614 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,683 - Oh, look at that, eh, you fat fucking bastard. 1615 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,119 - Hey man, leave him a bit of dignity. 1616 01:08:09,153 --> 01:08:10,354 (Pervo shouting) 1617 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:11,288 What you taking his pants off for? 1618 01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,289 - [Pervo] Go on, Free Willy. 1619 01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:13,290 Come on, let's get 'em out. 1620 01:08:13,323 --> 01:08:14,591 - Fuck this, man. 1621 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:16,393 You're weird. 1622 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,929 - Oh, look at that eh, look at it. 1623 01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,266 Boris you got any wet wipes. 1624 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,005 - There's a tap here. You wanna wash that fat bloke 1625 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:29,839 off your hands? 1626 01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:31,341 - Aye, gan on, then. 1627 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,114 - The fuck are you looking at? 1628 01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:40,550 (rock music) 1629 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:15,519 (groaning) 1630 01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:16,786 What you doing? 1631 01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:23,827 Have you just shot your muck? You dirty bastard. 1632 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:27,831 Fucking get away, you horrible fucker, piss off. 1633 01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,837 - Sick of all this walking. 1634 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:34,938 Come here, give us a piggy back. 1635 01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:35,772 - Get off. 1636 01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,907 - Alright, calm down. 1637 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:39,676 Bloody Village People reject. 1638 01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:40,610 - Piss off. 1639 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:44,781 (growling) 1640 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:45,982 - It's a zombie. 1641 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,217 It's a midget zombie. 1642 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,818 - It's not a midget, it's a kid. What you doing? 1643 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:49,986 - [Pervo] Kill it. 1644 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:51,187 - I'm not killing a kid. 1645 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:52,222 - Just kill him. 1646 01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:53,390 - You kill it. 1647 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:56,893 - Oh, there's more of them! Away! 1648 01:09:58,495 --> 01:10:01,865 (screaming and growling) 1649 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:25,154 - Right. - That was close. 1650 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:26,790 - What's wrong with you? 1651 01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:27,624 - What? 1652 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:28,658 - Grabbing her boobs. 1653 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:29,926 There's kids in there. 1654 01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:31,428 Have you got no shame? 1655 01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:32,262 - No. 1656 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,500 - Come on, let's go and find Kat and Dahlia. 1657 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,734 - Aye, it's a gorgeous day, innit? 1658 01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,469 - Aye, it's not bad like. 1659 01:10:39,503 --> 01:10:40,337 Get off. 1660 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:42,606 (laughing) 1661 01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:49,613 What's the crack with locking us out the caravan? 1662 01:10:49,646 --> 01:10:50,914 - We'd no choice. 1663 01:10:50,947 --> 01:10:52,382 - I can understand him, but what have I done? 1664 01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:53,617 - Sorry. 1665 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,584 - You were in there having a bit of 1666 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:55,552 girl on girl, weren't you? 1667 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:56,252 - Is that all you think about? 1668 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,186 - Yeah, it is. 1669 01:10:59,323 --> 01:11:00,924 - Now we get Pervo. 1670 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,592 - Come on, we need a plan. We need to get out of here. 1671 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,060 - Why can't we have a foursome first? 1672 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,430 - Did somebody say foursome? 1673 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:07,831 - What's the crack with all these zombies? 1674 01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:09,265 - Zombies, where? 1675 01:11:09,299 --> 01:11:10,500 Oh, yes. 1676 01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:11,568 - What's the crack with all these guns? 1677 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,969 (screaming) 1678 01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:14,103 - For fuck's sake. 1679 01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,038 (laughing) 1680 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373 - What the fuck? 1681 01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:18,742 - Come on, Pervo. 1682 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,378 - Come on then, eh, come on Queensberry rules. 1683 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:22,979 - It's a loaded weapon, you pansy. 1684 01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:24,848 - I don't care, come on. 1685 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:26,249 (gunshot) 1686 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,051 Fucking shot me nose out. 1687 01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:31,054 (maniacal laughing) 1688 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:34,991 Boris. 1689 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:35,925 - [Boris] Yeah. 1690 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:37,594 - [Pervo] If we get the loop. 1691 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,195 Get amongst it, man. 1692 01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:44,934 - Wakey wakey, Pervo. 1693 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,203 (laughing) 1694 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,106 - Boris, Boris! 1695 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,040 - Eh, what? 1696 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,277 What the fuck? 1697 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,745 - I thought we were friends. 1698 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:56,713 - Friends! 1699 01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:57,547 (loud thumping) 1700 01:11:57,581 --> 01:11:58,748 - Oh, ya fucker. 1701 01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:01,184 - Don't make me laugh. You're pathetic. 1702 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,787 We knew a simple lure of some tits and arse at a party 1703 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,321 would get you here. 1704 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,791 - What, what've I done like? 1705 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,658 - What've you done? 1706 01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:09,859 (loud thumping) 1707 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,761 You killed my whole fucking family, 1708 01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:13,463 that's what you did, you fuck. 1709 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:14,330 (loud kicking) 1710 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,732 - Oh ho, ho, ho, ha. 1711 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,335 - Who are you, anyway? 1712 01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:21,170 Titty Longstockings? 1713 01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:24,140 - I'm Octavia Zander, daughter of the famous 1714 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,575 Henry Zander III. 1715 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:27,711 - So were you in the cult then? 1716 01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:31,147 - It wasn't a cult, it was a glorious paradise. 1717 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,215 - Titty paradise. 1718 01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:33,417 - Ugh. 1719 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:35,018 - So where were you? I never saw you. 1720 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:36,453 - Well out, obviously. 1721 01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:38,522 But anyway, this isn't about me, 1722 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,057 there's someone that wants to meet you. 1723 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,058 - Brad Pitt. 1724 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,193 (laughing) 1725 01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,496 - Oh, oh, oh, it's my sexy clown man. 1726 01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:48,965 - For fuck's sake, get off. 1727 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,167 Don't fucking touch the nose. 1728 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,201 Told you about that last time. 1729 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:53,036 - Ooh, ooh. 1730 01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,239 - You smell worse than a dead trout. 1731 01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:58,174 - That's caviar to you. 1732 01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:00,243 - Don't you hurt my sexy clown man, 1733 01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:02,311 you naughty, naughty boy. 1734 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,048 - Oh, Mummy. 1735 01:13:09,786 --> 01:13:11,120 - You lot are mental. 1736 01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,989 - You still haven't said what you want with us. 1737 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:15,859 - We've got plans for Pervo. 1738 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,960 - Oh, big plans, I see. 1739 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:17,794 - Ugh. 1740 01:13:19,563 --> 01:13:22,766 - Right when they come out I'm gonna shoot Bertie. 1741 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:24,468 Then we can get Pervo. 1742 01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:26,803 (screaming) 1743 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,442 (single gunshot) 1744 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,548 - Come on then, snap 'em. 1745 01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:39,483 - Fucking trying. 1746 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,550 - Well try fucking harder. 1747 01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:41,685 - You fucking do it. 1748 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:43,252 - I've tried, I fucking can't do it, man. 1749 01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,253 - Well fucking try. 1750 01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:45,254 - I have tried. 1751 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,690 - Try again. 1752 01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:47,924 (loud groaning) 1753 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:49,358 (loud farting) 1754 01:13:49,392 --> 01:13:51,060 - Oh, that was a bad idea. I think I've fucking shit myself. 1755 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:52,295 - Oh, fucking hell, man. 1756 01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:53,262 - I tell you, it's gonna really stink. 1757 01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,097 Sorry, sorry. 1758 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,031 (crying) 1759 01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:56,966 Oh, it wasn't that bad. 1760 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,268 - Fucked up about Kat getting shot, like. 1761 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:00,470 - Fuck her. 1762 01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:01,971 - That's fucking nice, innit. 1763 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,807 - Ah, fucking, she's useless, man. 1764 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,308 Didn't like her anyway. 1765 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:07,043 She wouldn't let us shag her. It's fucking useless. 1766 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,377 - Fucking didn't like you. 1767 01:14:08,411 --> 01:14:10,413 - [Pervo] Ah, what, she liked you, did she? 1768 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,981 - Fucking lot better than she liked you. 1769 01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:13,149 - Come on, snap it. 1770 01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,551 - [Boris] I'm trying. 1771 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:15,952 - Well when you gonna fucking do it? 1772 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,153 I'm sick of waiting on you. 1773 01:14:17,186 --> 01:14:18,622 - I tell you what it is, if I get out of this 1774 01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:20,056 I'm gonna fuck you up. 1775 01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:21,290 - You're as bad at snapping a bit of fucking rope 1776 01:14:21,324 --> 01:14:23,192 as you are packing my fucking bags. 1777 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:26,530 - Shut the fuck up, you stupid idiot clown. 1778 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:28,464 - Ooh, what's up with you? 1779 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,333 - I don't wanna die. 1780 01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,035 - What, and I do? 1781 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,237 - Least you've got that repellent shit on ya. 1782 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,005 - And you really think that's gonna work? 1783 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:36,840 - Well, at least we've got a chance. 1784 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:37,674 He hasn't, has he? 1785 01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:38,508 - Oh, cheers. 1786 01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:39,976 Fucking idiots. 1787 01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,778 - [Pervo] So what, half the fucking world's 1788 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:42,912 fucking zombies, anyway. 1789 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:45,114 - Ah, fucking infecting the water. 1790 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:48,084 What type of fucked up plan is that? 1791 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:49,619 - You're gonna be right, man, you'll be alright. 1792 01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:50,820 Don't worry about it. 1793 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,389 - This is not how my life was supposed to be. 1794 01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,391 Doing that zombie film was supposed to be the start of it, 1795 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,093 not the end. 1796 01:14:57,126 --> 01:15:00,730 How stupid do you have to be to do Zombie Women of Satan? 1797 01:15:00,764 --> 01:15:02,899 - Well, we all do stupid things, don't we? 1798 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,634 I took a job with this wanker. 1799 01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,335 - You fucking love it. Don't try and pretend you don't. 1800 01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:07,537 I know you do, I've seen you. 1801 01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:08,772 You love it. 1802 01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,039 I've seen the way you look at me. 1803 01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:12,075 - [Boris] I've seen the way you look at me, mate. 1804 01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:13,977 - Okay, girls, let's go. 1805 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,412 - You fucking love it. 1806 01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:18,014 Don't try and give me that shit. 1807 01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:22,318 - I knew I should've took that job with Susan Boyle. 1808 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:23,953 Oh, what the fuck now? 1809 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:25,488 - Oh, it's the zombies Boris, eh. 1810 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:26,690 Let's see if it works. 1811 01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:27,891 Can I have a bet? Five quid says it does, 1812 01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:29,492 five quid. - Shut up. 1813 01:15:30,493 --> 01:15:32,796 - Oh, alright, Zara, heh heh. 1814 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:36,032 - Yeah, Pervo, oh shit. 1815 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,568 Payback time. 1816 01:15:38,602 --> 01:15:40,637 You thought you could steal money from the Bad Habits 1817 01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,171 and get away with it? 1818 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:44,908 I don't fucking think so. 1819 01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,076 (hissing) 1820 01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:50,246 You lot are fucking useless. 1821 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:52,515 Pandora, go and keep an eye out for zombies. 1822 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,783 - Uh, why me? 1823 01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,084 - Because if they come over here, I want them 1824 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,820 to kill you first. 1825 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:57,987 - Fuck's sake. 1826 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:00,690 (growling) 1827 01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:02,225 (screaming) 1828 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:03,059 - Oh, fuck. 1829 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:10,667 - I'm offski. 1830 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,500 - Boris! 1831 01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:16,539 Who's gonna pack me fucking bags now, you selfish twat? 1832 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,373 Boris! 1833 01:16:20,977 --> 01:16:23,012 - Hello, hello. 1834 01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:24,681 Let me out, let me out. 1835 01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:26,382 Don't leave me. 1836 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,216 Girls. 1837 01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:31,220 (loud growling) 1838 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:32,055 Oh, shit. 1839 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:35,358 (screaming) 1840 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,539 - Oh, poor little Boris. 1841 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,844 - He was 10 times the man you'll ever be. 1842 01:16:54,878 --> 01:16:56,079 Fucker. 1843 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,313 Come on, untie us. I'm sick of this. 1844 01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:58,782 Get us up. 1845 01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:02,118 - I will but only if you agree to stand beside Mother 1846 01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:04,020 as King Pervo. 1847 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,554 - Yes, I'll be King Pervo. 1848 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:08,858 - First you need to consummate the relationship with Mother. 1849 01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:10,159 - What? I've got to cook with her? 1850 01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,628 - No, you idiot, it means have sex with Mother. 1851 01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:14,831 - What, have sex with your fucking Mother? 1852 01:17:14,864 --> 01:17:16,232 - Okay. 1853 01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:19,235 (maniacal laughing) 1854 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,110 - Fuck off. 1855 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,214 (laughing) 1856 01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:34,550 - Oh, mighty Evil One. 1857 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:39,388 We ask you to witness this clown's body 1858 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,226 and to join his soul with mine, 1859 01:17:44,427 --> 01:17:47,864 for he is the one who truly belongs to me. 1860 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:50,800 - What you doing? 1861 01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:52,001 You lot are mental. 1862 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,669 - Along... - Jesus Christ. 1863 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:54,603 - ...with my own... 1864 01:17:54,637 --> 01:17:56,639 - [Pervo] Cuckoo. 1865 01:17:56,672 --> 01:18:00,476 - ...I give you the offering of this man's blood. 1866 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,180 All I ask, oh Desolate One, 1867 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:09,719 is that you give this clown to me in the underworld, 1868 01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:15,859 so we may spend the rest of eternity together. 1869 01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:18,962 - Think yourself lucky. 1870 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:21,664 Mother wanted you to be King of England, 1871 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,600 and I wanted to rip your fucking head off. 1872 01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:27,904 So me and Mother came to a compromise. 1873 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:31,908 You will be King, but you're gonna be a zombie king. 1874 01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:32,842 - Someone help me. 1875 01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:33,743 Help. 1876 01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:35,044 Boris! 1877 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:36,645 Oh fuck, he's a zombie. 1878 01:18:36,679 --> 01:18:41,017 - Sexy clown man, do you willingly offer yourself... 1879 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:41,951 - No. 1880 01:18:41,985 --> 01:18:42,986 - [Mother] ...to the Desolate One? 1881 01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:44,253 - 'Course I fucking don't. 1882 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,955 Though, I'd rather the Desolate One than you. 1883 01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:48,792 - Then I shall take what is yours. 1884 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,428 - Ow, you fucking bitch. 1885 01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:58,467 Oh, lick me, lick it, go on, lick it good, you ginger bitch. 1886 01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,569 You sick fucking bastard. 1887 01:19:02,605 --> 01:19:04,774 - Now we shall be together, 1888 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:08,812 for your sacrifice... 1889 01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:09,645 - Someone help us. 1890 01:19:09,678 --> 01:19:11,514 - ...followed by mine... 1891 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:13,349 ...will unite us forever. 1892 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,285 - Mother, what are you doing? 1893 01:19:16,319 --> 01:19:18,154 - What you doing, you stupid ginger fishwife? 1894 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:20,089 Put the knife away, man. 1895 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:23,192 (laughing) 1896 01:19:23,226 --> 01:19:25,461 She's fucking done it wrong. 1897 01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:28,865 - Did she just do the sacrifice the wrong way 'round? 1898 01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:31,835 - Oh shut up, you bitch, die. 1899 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,069 Fucking die. 1900 01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,838 - What you stabbed her for? 1901 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,105 I know she was fucking useless, 1902 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,440 but you didn't have to kill her. 1903 01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:38,674 - Oh, my God. 1904 01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:39,508 Mother! 1905 01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:42,078 Oh my God, she's dead. 1906 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:43,947 - [Bertie] She-- No, she can't be. 1907 01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:45,148 - Oh my God, yeah. 1908 01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:46,049 - [Bertie] If she's dead, then who's gonna be 1909 01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:48,317 queen of the zombies? 1910 01:19:48,351 --> 01:19:51,120 - Well I suppose we, we're gonna still have to put 1911 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:52,688 the virus in the water 1912 01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:56,225 and you and me could be King and Queen of England. 1913 01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,360 Oh, yeah. 1914 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:58,661 But first. 1915 01:19:58,694 --> 01:19:59,595 - [Pervo] Fuck off. 1916 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,965 - Let's kill this ugly bastard. 1917 01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:04,133 - Well, can I have a blow job first? 1918 01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:06,135 - Bloody hell, Bertie, defend my honor. 1919 01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:06,970 - [Bertie] That's it. 1920 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:07,837 - Fucking hate you. 1921 01:20:07,871 --> 01:20:09,105 - You've asked for it. 1922 01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,439 (maniacal laugh) 1923 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:11,474 Die, Pervo. 1924 01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:12,308 (gunshot) 1925 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,643 (screaming) 1926 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,382 - Svetlana! 1927 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:20,816 (growling) 1928 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:23,486 (rapid gunfire) 1929 01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:31,394 Quick, Octavia's getting away. 1930 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,301 - No! 1931 01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,110 Yes. 1932 01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:49,645 - Drive this, bitch. 1933 01:20:50,746 --> 01:20:51,780 - Oh, fuck. 1934 01:20:51,814 --> 01:20:54,550 (loud explosion) 1935 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,955 - Am I glad to see you. 1936 01:20:58,988 --> 01:21:01,557 Heh heh, good shooting, my Russian doll. 1937 01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:03,692 - No problem, baby. 1938 01:21:03,726 --> 01:21:05,428 - If you insist. 1939 01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:07,030 Oh, just untying me. 1940 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:10,199 - I never wanted to kill you. 1941 01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:12,001 It was Zara who wanted you dead. 1942 01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,469 She has a hell of a temper. 1943 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,004 - I bet she was great in bed, too, eh. 1944 01:21:15,038 --> 01:21:16,072 (laughing) 1945 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:17,740 Hey hey, no worries. 1946 01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:22,979 - But there is still the matter of 40,000 pounds debt. 1947 01:21:23,012 --> 01:21:23,812 - Away. 1948 01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:26,950 - No, I'm only joking. 1949 01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:29,986 Now go and get your clothes on 1950 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,487 and let's get the fuck out of here. 1951 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,423 - Well, me clothes are in the shed, when I was tied up. 1952 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:35,758 Why don't you just strip off too? 1953 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:36,692 (laughing) 1954 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,526 Okay, boss. 1955 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:40,363 - Go and get your clothes. 1956 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,197 - Okay. 1957 01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:45,001 Poor Dahlia, stuck up tart. 1958 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:46,635 I never wanted to shag you, anyway. 1959 01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:47,470 Fuck you. 1960 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:54,243 Get me shag on with that Svetlana. 1961 01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,211 Where's me clothes? 1962 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,479 (tense music) 1963 01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:58,647 (gasping) 1964 01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:02,651 Oh, Boris. 1965 01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:05,188 Look at the state of you. 1966 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,022 Shit. 1967 01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:08,591 This'll do. 1968 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:12,561 Oh, not again. 1969 01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:13,562 Fuck's sake. 1970 01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:17,866 Fuck. 1971 01:22:20,136 --> 01:22:21,470 Sorry, big man. 1972 01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:23,973 (splattering) 1973 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:26,742 Sorry, big man. 1974 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,614 Boris. 1975 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,016 I'm sorry. 1976 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:34,517 (sad music) 1977 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:36,085 Oh, Boris, I'm sorry. 1978 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,355 I'm sorry, big man. 1979 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:41,224 Oh, fucking hell. 1980 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:42,958 I didn't mean to get you. Look. 1981 01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:45,461 Fucking, I didn't mean to chop your cock. 1982 01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:47,630 You weren't a big man after all, were you? 1983 01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:50,433 It doesn't matter, I loved you anyway. I loved you. 1984 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,934 Boris. 1985 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,437 We could've been so good together. 1986 01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,172 We could've gone rambling. 1987 01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:59,342 Matching cagoules, anything. 1988 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:00,609 (sniffing) 1989 01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,312 Oh you still smell so sexy, as well. 1990 01:23:04,947 --> 01:23:06,449 Oh, your 'tache. 1991 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:09,452 Oh, I wish I could've felt that between me legs. 1992 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,286 Oh, Boris. 1993 01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:14,957 I didn't mean it to end like this. 1994 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:16,925 Boris. 1995 01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,632 Oh, it's-- 1996 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:26,935 I'll never forget that smell. 1997 01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:28,804 I'm gonna take your willy with us. 1998 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:32,975 Yeah I'm gonna keep that forever, to remember you by. 1999 01:23:36,212 --> 01:23:37,213 Right. 2000 01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:38,781 - Where've you been? 2001 01:23:38,814 --> 01:23:40,916 Killing zombies. 2002 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:41,750 - Yeah. 2003 01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:45,354 - Let's see if anybody else's left alive. 2004 01:23:45,388 --> 01:23:48,291 - Let me wash this blood off first. 2005 01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:58,101 Oh, I needed that sleep. 2006 01:23:58,134 --> 01:24:00,269 - I can't believe we're the only survivors. 2007 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:02,505 - I can't believe I killed Boris. 2008 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,108 He was so gentle and protective. 2009 01:24:06,209 --> 01:24:07,710 Gonna miss him. 2010 01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:09,645 - Would you like a hug? 2011 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:19,588 - That Russian bitch. 2012 01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:22,425 (screaming) 2013 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,259 - Zombie! 2014 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:31,834 - He's mine. 2015 01:24:40,243 --> 01:24:42,378 - I don't think she was a zombie. 2016 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,212 - No shit! 2017 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:45,448 - Well, why did you shoot her, then? 2018 01:24:45,481 --> 01:24:46,749 - Because you shouted zombie. 2019 01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:48,751 - Well, she was screaming like all the others. 2020 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,419 - Oh, fuck her. 2021 01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:51,254 - I did. 2022 01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,087 (laughing) 2023 01:24:52,121 --> 01:24:53,422 A few times. 2024 01:24:53,456 --> 01:24:54,857 Oh, she was great. 2025 01:24:58,327 --> 01:25:00,429 - Do you think that I'm that easy? 2026 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,264 - Yes. 2027 01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:04,233 - I'm warming to you. 2028 01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:06,001 Let's go find the car. 2029 01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:15,711 - Hey, cool car. 2030 01:25:15,744 --> 01:25:19,081 - It was Zara's, but it's mine now. 2031 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,949 - So now what? 2032 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:24,086 - Well I'm taking over the Bad Habits. 2033 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:25,321 - Really? 2034 01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:27,756 - Yes, but you won't be able to afford us. 2035 01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:28,991 - What? 2036 01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:32,261 - We'll cost more and fuck harder. 2037 01:25:32,295 --> 01:25:34,597 Well maybe I'll give you a few freebies. 2038 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:37,200 - I like the sound of that, aye. 2039 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,770 Hey, I remember her. 2040 01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:44,106 (screaming) 2041 01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:48,076 No hang on, hang on. 2042 01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:57,886 Look at her, ha ha. 2043 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:58,721 Come on. 2044 01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:01,824 Look at her. She can't get me. 2045 01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:03,158 Ha ha. 2046 01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:05,428 Hey hey, look at me, hey hey. 2047 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:08,096 Can't get me, ha ha ha. 2048 01:26:08,130 --> 01:26:09,532 - Just kill her, already. 2049 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:11,567 - Oh, hang on, wait. 2050 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,401 Wait. 2051 01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:13,236 (gunshot) 2052 01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:15,504 Oh, what you doing? 2053 01:26:15,538 --> 01:26:16,872 - Have some respect. 2054 01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:18,006 - Look at them. 2055 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:19,475 Oh, going to waste. 2056 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:20,309 - Come on. 2057 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:24,380 - I wanted to shag a zombie, though. 2058 01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,852 Look at this. 2059 01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:31,254 - That was Pandora's. 2060 01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:33,456 - Hey hey, awesome. 2061 01:26:33,489 --> 01:26:35,190 So, where now babe? 2062 01:26:35,224 --> 01:26:36,459 - I don't know. 2063 01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:42,164 Let's just see where the Pervo magic take us. 2064 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,332 - Hey hey. 2065 01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:45,234 Get amongst it. 2066 01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:46,402 (rock music) 2067 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:50,506 * I sat and thought of us tonight * 2068 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:55,878 * And read some things between the lines * 2069 01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:01,584 * We share a silent bond of love * 2070 01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:07,623 * We shall be friends until we die * 2071 01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:09,792 (gasping) 2072 01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:10,626 - Shit. 2073 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:19,101 - [Male voice] Bertie Dumble. 2074 01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,871 You have been saved, my child. 2075 01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:41,357 (very tense music) 2076 01:28:02,378 --> 01:28:04,079 - Gooch of a griffin. 2077 01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:08,617 - The nipple of a porker. 2078 01:28:08,651 --> 01:28:10,553 - Arse of rabbit. 2079 01:28:10,586 --> 01:28:12,220 - Sweat of a ginger. 2080 01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:15,691 - Acting skills of Daniel Radcliffe. 2081 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:18,060 - The essence of Thatcher's rabbit. 2082 01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:19,562 - Spaff of dragon. 2083 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,196 - We beseech you, Dark Lord, 2084 01:28:54,229 --> 01:28:57,099 keeper of the seven gates of hell, 2085 01:28:57,132 --> 01:28:59,868 accept this life so that we can command 2086 01:28:59,902 --> 01:29:01,637 the essence of death. 2087 01:29:23,325 --> 01:29:26,294 (maniacal laughing) 2088 01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,705 (loud hissing) 2089 01:29:36,739 --> 01:29:39,107 (rock music) 2090 01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,729 * They came out of nowhere 2091 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:02,698 * Covered in gore 2092 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,133 * On a mission from Satan 2093 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:07,235 * They're evil to the core 2094 01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:09,505 * Fucked up and crazy 2095 01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:11,674 * Eyes burning hate 2096 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,842 * Bleeding all over 2097 01:30:13,876 --> 01:30:16,044 * They'll have your head on a plate * 2098 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:20,048 * It's all been really calm now * 2099 01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:31,126 * It's all been really calm now * 2100 01:30:39,067 --> 01:30:41,904 * They're really fucking vicious * 2101 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,706 * Wicked and malicious 2102 01:30:43,739 --> 01:30:45,941 * They wanna destroy 2103 01:30:45,974 --> 01:30:48,511 * And take a bite of me 2104 01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,613 * Calling for blood 2105 01:30:50,646 --> 01:30:52,848 * Looking for meat 2106 01:30:52,881 --> 01:30:55,117 * God forsaken heathen 2107 01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:56,985 * Don't turn up the heat 2108 01:30:57,019 --> 01:31:00,989 * It's all been really calm now * 2109 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:12,100 * It's all been really calm now * 2110 01:31:56,111 --> 01:31:58,446 * Fuck your redemption 2111 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,215 * All they do is kill 2112 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:02,851 * Nothing's gonna stop them 2113 01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:04,820 * It's all for the thrill 2114 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,556 * Beautiful body 2115 01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:13,896 (giggling) 2116 01:32:13,929 --> 01:32:17,399 - Hey Svetlana, send some more women down. 2117 01:32:21,403 --> 01:32:22,204 Excellent. 2118 01:32:23,171 --> 01:32:24,539 Good stuff, this. 2119 01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:26,975 Free hookers and booze. 2120 01:32:27,009 --> 01:32:28,410 Let's get the film on. 2121 01:32:28,443 --> 01:32:31,379 I'll get my cock out, eh, ladies? 2122 01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:34,482 - [Girl] Ooh, you've got a cute little willy. 2123 01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:35,984 - [Pervo] Shut up. 134938

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