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[♪♪♪]
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Aw...
you poor thing.
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Yeah, I'm almost
out of fries.
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Not you.
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I'm saying "Aw..."
to this story I'm reading
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about a little boy
who was born deaf,
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and they're trying to get him
cochlear implants
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if they can raise enough money.
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They have
a KickFundy campaign going.
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What's Kicky Fundy?
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It's not "Kicky Fundy."
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It's "KickFundy."
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Like that makes
more sense.
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It's a fundraising site.
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People who are struggling
explain what's going on,
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and strangers contribute
to their cause.
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What?
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Free money
for complaining?
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I could make a killing!
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There are times
when I'd pay
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not to be able to hear.
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[gasping]
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That's an insensitive thing
to say.
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I just meant about Dad.
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I'd be willing to pay
to not hear him.
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How much?
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Well, everything
isn't a joke, Brent.
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Sometimes you can be too glib,
and it can be a bit jerky.
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No, I'm not--
I'm not being--
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Look, I'm fully on board
with this kid.
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We should do something
to contribute.
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Maybe a fundraising event,
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get a band...
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Yeah!
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We should get our old
high school band
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back together!
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That is not at all
what I was saying.
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Get Thunderface
back together?
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Count me in!
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No, no,
we're not doing that.
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Ah, typical Brent.
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All glib, no go.
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That's not--
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Okay, fine, we'll do it.
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We'll get Thunderface
back together.
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For one night only.
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Yeah!
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And then
maybe a tour.
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We should
buy a bus.
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I can say no to the tour
and the bus, right?
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Put your phone down
for two minutes,
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and get
the video camera.
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The phone
is a camera, genius.
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So, what am I supposed
to be shooting?
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Me.
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I got some stuff
to get off my chest
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and onto Kicky Fundy
for a pretty penny.
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Those are like random words
being dumped out of a bag.
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What are
you guys doing?
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Squabbling?
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What's the squabble
topic?
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I'm mad at him
for wasting my time,
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and he's mad at me
for not being happy
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that he's wasting
my time.
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Keep it up,
and you're off the film.
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Deal.
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Film?
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You're making a movie?
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Let me help.
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Your phone
have a camera?
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It's got three.
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You're fired!
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All right!
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I wonder if we even remember
how to play.
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It's been a while.
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I know.
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We did some gigs
in high school,
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then that one gig at the bar
a few years back,
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then a nebulous amount
of time went by,
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and here we are.
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I know I'm the newbie here,
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but maybe we should
update our sound.
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We should go heavy. Heavy punk.
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No, Electro House.
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Like Daft Punk.
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Should we just play
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the theme
to Punky Brewster?
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Jeez, how old
is that reference?
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A nebulous
amount of time.
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Hello, Kicky Fundy.
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"KickFundy."
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I have a beef
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about how seniors are treated
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here in Dog River.
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Our Seniors' Centre
is more like a trash heap!
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The chairs are hard.
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The apples are soft.
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The soup's too hot.
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There are pieces missing
in the puzzles!
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Myrtle's hips squeak so loud
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it makes my eye twitch.
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So gimme some money.
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There.
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[cackles]
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Do you think any of these
dial-up ding-dongs
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are gonna go for it?
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Not if we leave in
that last part.
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Okay, looks like
we're pretty much ready
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to start practicing.
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Gimme a second to tune my axe,
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and then we'll see
how bad we sound.
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[feedback whining]
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Hey, cool!
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It's your old notebook
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with all the songs you wrote
back in high school.
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Okay, give it here.
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Relax, I just need
to refresh my memory
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on some of the lyrics.
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No need.
I'll prompt you if you forget.
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Hand it over.
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Hey...
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I don't remember
this song.
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Is it a romantic ballad
or something?
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No, it's not,
it's thrash metal, actually.
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"That pretty twinkle
in your eyes..."
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Kinda romantic
for thrash metal.
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"I love the smell
of your hair."
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Ew, hair-sniffing
is creepy.
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"I should've told ya
You're sweet as cream soda"?
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Woof!
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Detroit Barf City.
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Okay, you've all
had your laughs
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and your barfs,
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and we can
move on now.
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We should play this.
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It could be the sound
we're looking for.
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No!
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We're not playing
that song,
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and that's final.
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[♪♪♪]
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You think any of these
dial-up ding-dongs
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are gonna go for it?
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I thought you were
gonna cut that.
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We need to re-do
the whole thing.
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It's just
you complaining.
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That's the whole
Kicky Fundy business model.
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No, it's not.
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It's about emotion,
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making human connection.
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You need to pull
the heartstrings.
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Ah, I get ya.
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Sap it up a bit, huh?
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Turn on the waterworks.
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[cackles]
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We should shoot this
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at the actual
Seniors' Centre,
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to capture the sights,
and sounds, and smells.
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Well, not the smells.
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Thank God.
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Hey, Brent.
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How goes
the band thing?
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Just heading
back to practice now.
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We had a bit
of a speed bump earlier,
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but I'm sure we can
smooth that out
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and be ready
for the fundraiser.
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[starts playing a rock beat]
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[joins in with thumping
single-note bass]
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♪ Your crispy crinkle fries ♪
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♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes-- ♪
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Hey, whoa!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Your song.
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It's really
growing on me.
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Yeah.
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It's not so barfy
when it's being sung.
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I said we weren't
doing that song.
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I even said,
"That's final,"
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and then I stormed off
angrily, in a huff!
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Brent, did you write that song?
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Yeah, it's a romantic ballad
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he wrote back in high school.
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Yes, well,
a long time ago,
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so let's forget that
and get to work.
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Ooh, did you have
a secret high school crush?
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Who was she?
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Or is she?
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[gasps]
Does she still live here?
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Sorry,
can't hear you.
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[strumming loudly]
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[loud guitar strumming]
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Come on, Brent.
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Gimme a clue.
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Who was your
high school crush?
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Okay, let's take a break.
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I need a new guitar string.
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But all your strings are--
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[twanging and snapping]
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That's five!
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Aah!
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[phone camera snaps]
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Do any of you guys know
who Brent's crush was?
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No idea.
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I only ever saw him
get hot and bothered
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over snacks.
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Hey, if we're taking a break,
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I'm gonna pop home for a minute.
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Brent was probably just
writing about some hottie
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off a TV show,
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like "I Dream of Jeannie"
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or "Charlie's Angels"
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or "Bikini Bake-Off."
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Hmm, I don't recall
"Bikini Bake-Off."
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That's just
my working title.
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If I get a network
to buy the pitch,
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they may want
to change the name.
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Ah, I see.
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You, uh...
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you ever do
any baking?
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Yeah, but always
in a one-piece.
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[sighs]
This thing with Brent...
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I was just teasing him,
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but if he gets this upset,
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he must've had serious feelings
for this girl.
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Hmm... Mm-hmm.
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This one-piece,
is it tops or bottoms?
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We're done here.
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[♪♪♪]
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The twilight years are upon
these old, tired souls.
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A lifetime of hard work
and sacrifice behind them.
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Haven't they earned a rest?
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But here, there is no rest.
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[snoring]
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Well, that one is resting,
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but most of them can't find
any comfort.
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Saggy old sofa,
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stained with God knows what.
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Dinner on a hard metal
folding chair
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that's just as likely
to collapse
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as it is to pinch
their privates.
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I can't imagine winding up
in a place like this,
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so I'm asking you
to look in your heart.
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Look in your soul.
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Look over there...
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Even their dog is old,
forgotten, and unloved.
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[dog whines]
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That's the fifth time
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you've cut away
to that mangy dog.
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Animals are a sure bet.
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They make
the audience feel.
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Yeah,
feel confused.
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She hates it.
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If you're
happy with it,
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and I don't
have to do anything,
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I think
it's perfect.
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Shall we upload it?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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And... there.
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It's into the ether.
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So, uh...
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where does the money
come out?
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay, look,
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I apologize for being weird
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about this song stuff.
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Forgiven.
269
00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,108
Okay, I worked up a set list,
270
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,363
and we'll do your romantic song
in the five slot.
271
00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,565
No!
272
00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,195
Come on, we have
to stick to our roots,
273
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,451
rock 'n' roll!
274
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,952
Those songs
got us nowhere.
275
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,834
I think our glaringly
limited talent
276
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,541
might've contributed
to the nowhere.
277
00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,421
All right!
Let's get punk, you pukes!
278
00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:21,749
What the hell?
279
00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,963
If we're gonna do this,
let's do this!
280
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,255
Death Before Disco!
[toy squeaks]
281
00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,799
Woof!
[thumping bass notes]
282
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,052
Now hear this!
[siren wailing]
283
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,353
D.J. PoPo in the house!
284
00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,637
Everybody get down
on the ground,
285
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,770
and put your hands up!
286
00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,596
It's about to get legal
up in here!
287
00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,193
[electro beats pounding]
288
00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,558
No, no, no!
289
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,524
We're not punk,
we're not house,
290
00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,694
we're Thunderface!
291
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,442
Thunderface forever!
292
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,034
Who's with me?
293
00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,149
I need an aspirin.
294
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,695
[humming]
295
00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:51,989
[singing] ♪ Your crispy
crinkle fries ♪
296
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,162
♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes-- ♪
297
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,491
The twinkle
in my what?
298
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,615
Oh, nothing,
299
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,252
but since you asked me
about that song...
300
00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,538
let's talk about it.
301
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,671
It's Brent's song.
302
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,167
Like "Laura's Theme"?
303
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,539
No, your son, Brent.
304
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,335
In high school, he wrote a song
305
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,669
about a girl he had a crush on.
306
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,513
It was pretty serious, too,
from what I hear.
307
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,179
Why didn't I know about this?
308
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,888
I could have given him a push,
309
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:13,968
married him off.
310
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,562
I'd be swimming
in grandkids by now.
311
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,178
Who was the girl?
312
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,225
I don't know.
313
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,728
I sort of assumed
you might know.
314
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,559
I never saw him
with any girls.
315
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,364
He never seemed
to have any interest.
316
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,148
Do you think
Brent might be gay?
317
00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,441
Hmm, I doubt it.
318
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,534
Did you ever ask him?
319
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,198
I never would've got
a straight answer.
320
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,907
[chuckles]
321
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:32,857
"Straight."
322
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,066
I didn't even
mean that as a joke.
323
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,076
I'm good.
324
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,077
Well, I know what you mean
325
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,538
about no straight answers.
326
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,867
He is a bit glib sometimes.
327
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,213
It's like he uses humour
as a defense mechanism.
328
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,580
Maybe he's asexual.
329
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,046
More like "nay-sexual."
330
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,127
[chuckles tersely]
331
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,971
The glib thing,
it might be hereditary.
332
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,627
[♪♪♪]
333
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,926
[Oscar]: Have you
checked it?
334
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:56,639
Any money coming in
to the Kicky Fundy kitty?
335
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,890
You might wanna look at this.
336
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,682
420 bucks!
337
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,556
And it's gaining
momentum!
338
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,692
At this rate,
339
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,649
we could raise
some significant cash.
340
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,569
You've done a real
good thing here, Oscar.
341
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,777
Don't I know it!
342
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,647
Finding Brent's
mystery crush
343
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,904
shouldn't be hard.
344
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,945
There were only 12 people
in his grad class.
345
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,489
Wow, that is tiny.
346
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,412
Oh, look,
there's Murray.
347
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,202
I always liked
Murray.
348
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,785
I doubt it's him.
349
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,420
We can use the lyrics as clues.
350
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,077
"Your crispy crinkle fries,
351
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,245
that pretty twinkle
in your eyes.
352
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,094
I love the smell of your hair,
353
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,709
trying not to stare.
354
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,296
I know I should've told ya,
355
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,091
You're as sweet as cream soda."
356
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,434
Well, that doesn't
technically rhyme.
357
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,599
The point is, it's not Murray.
358
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,926
I don't know,
359
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,891
those are
some twinkling eyes.
360
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,431
He's 17, and his hair's
already thinning?
361
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,226
Plus he's a guy.
362
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,519
A mother can dream.
363
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,022
Hmm, what about her?
364
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,024
She has good hair.
365
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,816
Might smell nice.
366
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:51,989
Here she is
with the hockey team.
367
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,605
Yikes.
368
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,954
The song mentions
a beautiful smile.
369
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,319
That ain't it.
370
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,446
What about this husky girl
with the wicked mullet?
371
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,293
That's Brent.
372
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,448
Oh,
373
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,116
and you wonder
why he didn't date more?
374
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,794
Could it be someone
from outside of school?
375
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,133
We're going
on a deep dive.
376
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,169
To the attic!
377
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,842
[♪♪♪]
378
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,973
1,200 bucks.
379
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,428
All right...
380
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,468
[yelps]
381
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,471
[power window whirs]
382
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,852
I saw Oscar's video.
383
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,598
Is it true
he's raising money
384
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,230
for the Seniors' Centre?
385
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,266
Yes, though, I don't know
if I'd call it "Oscar's video."
386
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,561
I had a pretty big hand
in shaping the narrative.
387
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,856
I'm an associate producer.
388
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,320
We're thinking
about Sundance.
389
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,860
This is great!
390
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,033
The Seniors' Centre
391
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,031
desperately needs
to be fixed up.
392
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,833
Oscar should form
a committee.
393
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,326
That's a great idea.
394
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,738
Hop in, and we'll go
talk to him.
395
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,996
[grunting with effort]
396
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,868
Ike wants to discuss
what your plans are
397
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,205
for the fundraising money.
398
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,630
You're looking at it.
399
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,838
So, you bought
that massage chair
400
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,298
for the Seniors' Centre?
401
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,338
[laughing]
402
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,591
Why the hell would I do that?
403
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,893
The KickyDummy dough is for me.
404
00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,847
What?
405
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,386
But in our short
independent film,
406
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,260
you said--
407
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,555
I said,
408
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,848
"I can't imagine myself
in a place like that."
409
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,062
I'm gonna spend
my twilight years here,
410
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,613
so I'll need some quality care.
411
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,727
Comfy chair, foot bath,
412
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,864
foot dryer, footie pajamas.
413
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,201
So you had a hand
in producing
414
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,237
this cash-grab video?
415
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,371
Well, Associate Producer
doesn't mean anything.
416
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,489
Vanity credit.
417
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,695
Oscar directed.
418
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,794
[♪♪♪]
419
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,371
Can we just play one song?
420
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,956
Please? One song?
421
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:31,671
I'm in.
422
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,540
Let's go.
423
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,666
1, 2...
1, 2, 3, 4--
424
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,013
Why can't that one song
be the ballad?
425
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,718
Because I don't want us
to play that song.
426
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,389
You're acting
like a total diva!
427
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,888
Maybe we should start
calling you Brentyonce.
428
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,560
Or Brentney Spears.
429
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,269
Brentstina Aguilera.
430
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,229
Jennifer Lo-Brent.
431
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,018
I'm not being a diva,
432
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,231
and Brentifer Lopez
would've been better.
433
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,402
Point is, you're the one
making this complicated.
434
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,742
We're playing for one night.
435
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,396
It's not like
we're even a real band.
436
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,485
How dare you?!
437
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,660
Real bands
practice
438
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,028
more than
once a decade,
439
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,744
and they generally
have a guitarist.
440
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,294
You're the guitarist!
441
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,498
Was the guitarist.
442
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,497
I quit.
443
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,498
You can't quit,
444
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,579
because...
445
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,084
I'm kicking you
out of the band!
446
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,085
Well, you can't
play any of my songs.
447
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,837
Or call yourselves
Thunderface.
448
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,419
I came up with that.
449
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,674
No, we came up
with that together.
450
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,125
Then you can
keep half.
451
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,295
Thunder or Face.
452
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,433
Take your pick.
453
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,720
Obviously we want Face!
454
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,024
[♪♪♪]
455
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,807
[♪♪♪]
456
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,189
Wow, Hank, your garage
is pretty cramped,
457
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:41,105
and, uh, I don't
wanna say "rank," but...
458
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,664
Brent's garage
is like Graceland
459
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,947
compared to this dump,
460
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,280
but, no, you had to go
and kick him out
461
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,446
just because he quit.
462
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,834
We don't need Brent.
463
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,620
I can just
hold the guitar
464
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,754
and make guitar sounds
with my mouth.
465
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,751
[imitating guitar solo]
Deedle-ee-oo!
466
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,542
Deedle-eedle-ooh-yow-yow!
467
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,705
Interesting,
468
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,173
but a better idea
469
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,803
would be to replace
your mouth
470
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,919
with my synth.
471
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,676
[plays eerie voice tone]
472
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,638
Scratch that,
we've gotta go punk.
473
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,139
It's not 1970, Wanda.
474
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,770
No one listens to music
with instruments anymore.
475
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,808
What if we merged
the sounds together?
476
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,732
We take the fun protestiness
of punk
477
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,022
and the newness
of electronic music.
478
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,606
We'll call it E-punk.
479
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,702
I don't hate
the sound of that.
480
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,607
As long as--
481
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,905
You can wear your helmet,
482
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,158
and I'll wear my outfit,
483
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,329
and Hank...
484
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,487
has a truck.
485
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,905
Now we just need
a new killer band name.
486
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,834
We got custody of "Face,"
487
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,832
the best part
of the old name--
488
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,884
Lightning Face?
489
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:36,997
Tsunami Face!
490
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,423
Cloudy with
a Chance of Face!
491
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:42,301
Maybe we should get off
weather-related face ideas.
492
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,800
About Face?
493
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,182
Barf Face!
494
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,678
Face Barf!
495
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,550
Face Chunks!
496
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,636
I love it!
497
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,680
Face Chunks for life!
498
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,274
He seems excited about it.
499
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,689
Let's just play
some music.
500
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,347
All right,
Face Chunks on four!
501
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,305
No wait, Brent
used to say "four."
502
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,765
I want 11.
503
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,315
A-one, a-two,
504
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,398
a-one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven--
505
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,525
[♪♪♪]
506
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,702
Aw, is that Baby Brent?
507
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,911
So cute, little rascal,
all covered in mud.
508
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,871
That's gravy.
509
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,371
Oh, and here was
my knitting circle.
510
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,794
There's your Aunt Ruby,
511
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,882
and look,
512
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,036
here's Brent with Ruby
at the cafe.
513
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,745
She was so sweet to him.
514
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,455
Crispy fries...
515
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,545
nice hair,
twinkling eyes,
516
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,842
all of her teeth--
517
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:27,885
Oh, my God.
518
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,887
He had a schoolboy crush
on my aunt.
519
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,930
Well, she was
a great cook.
520
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,564
Can I have this photo?
521
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,561
Of course.
522
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,363
[heavy sigh]
523
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,726
Oh, you're sad that
he's not gay, aren't you?
524
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,145
It would explain
so much,
525
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,704
and Murray's
a doctor now.
526
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,948
[playing groovy electro riff]
527
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,741
♪ Why-ai-ai! ♪
528
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,655
♪ A-why! A-why! ♪
529
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,953
[music stops]
530
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,666
Are you just saying "why"
over and over again?
531
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,706
Yeah.
532
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:58,789
Brent took
all the songs,
533
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,253
so I was just trying
to let it flow.
534
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,424
And all you could
come up with was "why"?
535
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,673
Why not?
536
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,424
I have an idea.
537
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,006
There's this algorithm
on the Internet to write songs.
538
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,722
We could feed it the lyrics
to a Top 40 electro song.
539
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,393
Ooh, do "TGIParty"!
540
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,181
Then we combine that
with a '90s punk song.
541
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,896
How about
"Drunk At Your Dad's House"?
542
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:19,977
Oh, I love that one.
543
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,071
The lyrics are so deep.
544
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,977
Okay, Hank,
I texted you the lyrics.
545
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,985
Let's try it with a melody.
546
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,777
[playing high-speed electro
with police sirens]
547
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,781
♪ T.G.I. your dad!
T.G.I. your dad ! ♪
548
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,533
♪ I like to drink your dad! ♪
549
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,914
♪ Me and your dad!
Me and your dad! ♪
550
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,701
♪ Why! Why! ♪
551
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:38,004
♪ Why-eeee... not! ♪
552
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:38,959
[song ends]
553
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,248
I added the last part.
554
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,381
Well, the whole
thing sucked.
555
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,298
Ah, the algorithm
just needs a few tweaks,
556
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,337
or Hank does.
557
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,670
Speaking of me,
558
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,965
I've been working on a song.
559
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,048
It's a ballad.
560
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,803
Goes a little something
like this...
561
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,636
♪ Your rectangle eyes ♪
562
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,892
♪ Frame your round head ♪
563
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,194
♪ My lifelong friend ♪
564
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,649
♪ It's like you're dead ♪
565
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,899
Is he talking
about Brent?
566
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,151
So, uh,
what do you think?
567
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,532
I think we need
Brent back. Badly.
568
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,030
[♪♪♪]
569
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,532
Hey there...
570
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,655
Hey.
571
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,621
You're looking...
weird.
572
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,201
I'm being coy,
573
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,826
because I have
a nugget of information,
574
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,834
but I'm holding back
sharing it with you.
575
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,416
Yeah, I know
what "coy" means.
576
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,381
I figured out
who your crush is.
577
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,341
Oh.
578
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,510
Well, listen,
when I wrote that--
579
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,679
Oh, don't be
embarrassed.
580
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,007
I think it's adorable.
581
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:32,971
You do?
582
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,351
Yeah, so cute.
583
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,557
Teenage boy with a secret crush
on my Aunt Ruby?
584
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,688
Yeah, I guess that would be sort
of adorable.
585
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,097
She was a real dish.
586
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,855
Hubba hubba,
pardon my French,
587
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,397
but, alas, I was 17,
588
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,941
she was a crusty old nag of 36--
589
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,525
Hey, I'm 36.
590
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,410
Oh, right.
591
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,697
What do you want?
592
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,530
You can't have Thunder.
You already called Face.
593
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,905
Well, Face Chunks blows.
594
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,202
Blows chunks.
595
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,535
I'm sorry, Brent.
596
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,790
Can we get Thunderface
back together?
597
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,042
I promise I won't
mention the song
598
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,004
that won't be mentioned
ever again.
599
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,205
You mean
his love song
600
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,554
about my Aunt Ruby?
601
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,549
Say what?
602
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,930
Shut it, zip it,
that's mentioning.
603
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,046
But--
604
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,972
Go practice being coy
somewhere else.
605
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,102
I'm in.
606
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,518
[hard rock music thumping]
607
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,387
♪ --make a million dollars
and-- ♪
608
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:27,395
[dragging out a big ending]
609
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,815
[song ends]
610
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,323
[crowd cheering]
611
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,945
All right, thanks for
coming out, everybody,
612
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,582
and thanks for donating money
613
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,409
to help that Internet kid
get his bionic ears.
614
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,958
I've got a couple
of notes here
615
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:45,959
from Phil.
616
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,920
One is for Lanny.
617
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,671
Your truck is parked
too close to a hydrant,
618
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,093
so move it or lose it.
619
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,341
The second
620
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,183
is that the whole
hearing operation kid thing
621
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,930
was an Internet scam,
622
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,102
and it's been removed
from KickFundy.
623
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,311
So... hmm.
624
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,061
Don't we all feel foolish.
625
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,364
I have
an announcement too.
626
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,278
Lanny, your truck's
been towed.
627
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,451
Also, Oscar has been
raising money,
628
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,657
and with a strong arm
of encouragement
629
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,408
from the D.R.P.D.,
630
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,909
he's donating
all funds raised
631
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,792
to the Seniors' Centre!
632
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,159
Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
633
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,995
I've been robbed!
634
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,460
And my dad's
been robbed, apparently.
635
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,131
Also, we'll be donating
all the money we raised
636
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,460
for this "fake kid cyber fraud
637
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,796
what the hell
is wrong with people" scam
638
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,472
to the Seniors' Centre too,
639
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,640
so...
640
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,758
rock on.
641
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,934
[♪♪♪]
642
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,232
[♪♪♪]
643
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,314
Wow.
644
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,815
He really needs to keep
his secret notebook
645
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,187
somewhere else.
646
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,323
Green ink.
What a weirdo.
647
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,570
Brent got that pen
from an F.F.S. convention
648
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,663
a few months ago.
649
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,737
F.F.S.?
650
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,031
Freaks For Sasquatch.
651
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,204
If you tilt it,
652
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,042
Sasquatch
puts on a bikini.
653
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,157
I wonder if he bakes.
654
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,084
[laughing]
655
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,212
Too hairy,
656
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,918
but he is buff.
657
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,208
Hang on,
658
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,381
if this green pen is new,
659
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,050
how could Brent
have written that song
660
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,208
back in high school?
661
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,046
Don't bring up
the song.
662
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,511
We just got the band
back together.
663
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,892
Hmm...
664
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,020
[Lacey humming]
♪ Your crispy crinkle fries ♪
665
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,677
♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes... ♪
666
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,016
[humming]
667
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,941
♪ ...something-something
teeth... ♪
668
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,820
Crinkle cut.
669
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,357
[gasps]
670
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,400
Aunt Ruby only served
straight-cut fries.
671
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,366
Hey, Brent,
672
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,077
I've been thinking about
changing up the menu,
673
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,198
getting rid of
the crinkle-cut fries,
674
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,155
and going retro
with straight cut.
675
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,206
What do you think?
676
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,878
No. No way.
677
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,537
Crinkle are the best.
678
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,535
Really?
679
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,296
Well, what is it
you like about them?
680
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,378
I don't know,
681
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,012
I can't put
my finger on it.
682
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,299
They're just great,
683
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,762
and they feel right.
684
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,892
I love them.
685
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,048
Well, if you
love them so much,
686
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,006
why don't you
marry them?
687
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,064
What?
688
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,100
That's not actually
an option, is it?
689
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:13,773
[♪♪♪]
690
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,185
♪ I don't know ♪
691
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,903
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
692
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,613
[♪♪♪]
693
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,161
♪ I don't know ♪
694
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,618
♪ I just... don't know ♪
695
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,367
♪ Ooh... ♪
696
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,955
♪ It's a great big place ♪
697
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
♪ Ooh... ♪
698
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,753
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
699
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,165
♪ Ooh... ♪
700
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,804
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
701
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,051
♪ I don't know ♪♪
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