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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,542 --> 00:00:05,041 Narrator: IN EVERY GENERATION THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:05,041 --> 00:00:07,333 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:09,375 THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:10,959 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:19,625 --> 00:00:22,125 COME ON, STEPHAN. RISE AND SHINE. 6 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,708 SOME OF US HAVE A TON OF TRIG HOMEWORK WAITING. 7 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:26,250 [FOOTSTEPS RUSTLE] 8 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,500 HEY. [GASPS] 9 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,417 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 10 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:32,333 ARE YOU CRAZY? 11 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,708 YOU DON'T JUST SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE IN A GRAVEYARD. 12 00:00:33,708 --> 00:00:35,667 YOU MAKE NOISE WHEN YOU WALK. 13 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:38,250 YOU STOMP OR YODEL. 14 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:39,625 I HEARD YOU WERE ON THE HUNT. 15 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:41,458 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, 16 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,417 BUT LAZYBONES HERE DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT AND PLAY. 17 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:46,041 WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP, IT'S A LITTLE DISORIENTING. 18 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,417 HE'LL SHOW. 19 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:50,166 IT'S WEIRD TO THINK OF YOU GOING THROUGH THAT. 20 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,875 IT'S WEIRD TO GO THROUGH. 21 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:55,750 SO, UH, YOU'RE HERE ALONE? 22 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,667 YEAH. WHY? 23 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,000 I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE SOMEBODY WITH YOU. 24 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,792 XANDER OR SOMEONE. 25 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:02,792 XANDER. 26 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,125 OR SOMEONE. 27 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:06,041 NO. 28 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,917 WHY? 29 00:01:07,917 --> 00:01:09,291 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 30 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:10,375 HA. OF XANDER? 31 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:12,583 PLEASE. HE'S JUST A KID. 32 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,125 IS IT 'CAUSE I DANCED WITH HIM? 33 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:16,208 "DANCED WITH" IS A PRETTY LOOSE TERM. 34 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:18,291 "MADE IT WITH" MIGHT BE A LITTLE CLOSER. 35 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:21,375 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE UNFAIR? 36 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:23,834 IT WAS ONE LITTLE DANCE, WHICH I ONLY DID TO MAKE YOU CRAZY. 37 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,708 BY THE WAY, BEHOLD MY SUCCESS. 38 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,708 I AM NOT JEALOUS. 39 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:30,166 YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS. WHAT, VAMPIRES DON'T GET JEALOUS? 40 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:33,166 SEE? WHENEVER WE FIGHT, YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THE VAMPIRE THING. 41 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:34,875 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT. 42 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:35,959 OOH! 43 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:38,417 OH, RIGHT. I DID. 44 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:45,667 WHERE'S MY STAKE? 45 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:46,834 I KNOW I HAD A STAKE. 46 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,375 Angel: I DIDN'T SEE YOUR STAKE. 47 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,542 OHH! OH! 48 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:10,417 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HE'S JUST A KID"? 49 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,375 DOES THAT MEAN I'M JUST A KID, TOO? 50 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:15,875 LOOK, OBVIOUSLY I MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE TONIGHT. 51 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:18,291 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 52 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,375 YOU CAN'T JUST TURN AND WALK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT. 53 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,959 IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO GET RID OF ME. 54 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,041 OH! 55 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,959 YOU OK? 56 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,542 I'M FINE. 57 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,333 GEE, I WISH PEOPLE WOULDN'T LEAVE OPEN GRAVES LAYING AROUND LIKE THIS. 58 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,250 SO... 59 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,583 OOH. 60 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:46,041 ANOTHER VAMPIRE HAS RISEN TONIGHT. 61 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:53,083 I DON'T THINK SO. LOOK AT THOSE TRACKS. 62 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,959 WHOEVER WAS BURIED HERE 63 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,333 DIDN'T RISE FROM THIS GRAVE. 64 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:08,166 SHE WAS DRAGGED FROM IT. 65 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,333 [HOWLING] 66 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:16,625 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 67 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,542 Giles: WHAT I'M PROPOSING IS, 68 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,083 AND I DON'T MEAN TO APPEAR INDECOROUS, 69 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:15,166 IS, UM, A SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT, 70 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:17,125 A--A DATE, IF YOU'RE AMENABLE. 71 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,542 YOU IDIOT! 72 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:22,417 BOY, I GUESS WE NEVER REALIZED 73 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,834 HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT CHAIR. 74 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,834 I WAS JUST WORKING ON... 75 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,959 YOUR PICK-UP LINES? 76 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,333 IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, YES. 77 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,542 THEN IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND A LITTLE GENE AND ROGER, 78 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,625 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE OFF THE IDIOT PART. 79 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:38,208 BEING CALLED AN IDIOT TENDS TO TAKE PEOPLE OUT OF THE DATING MOOD. 80 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,625 ACTUALLY KIND OF TURNS ME ON. 81 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,375 I FEAR YOU. 82 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:46,834 YOU ALSO MIGHT WANT TO AVOID WORDS LIKE AMENABLE AND INDECOROUS. 83 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:48,959 YOU KNOW? SPEAK ENGLISH, NOT WHATEVER THEY SPEAK IN, UH... 84 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:50,375 ENGLAND? 85 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,917 YEAH. YOU JUST SAY, 86 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,333 "HEY, I GOT A THING. YOU MAYBE HAVE A THING. 87 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,875 MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A THING." 88 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,291 WELL, THANK YOU, CYRANO. 89 00:04:56,291 --> 00:04:58,000 I'M NOT FINISHED. 90 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 THEN YOU SAY, "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN?" 91 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,458 MEXICANS? 92 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,750 MEXICAN. 93 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,000 FOOD. YOU TAKE HER FOR FOOD, 94 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,834 FOR WHICH YOU THEN PAY. 95 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,834 OH. RIGHT. 96 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:12,250 SO THIS CHAIR WOMAN, WE ARE TALKING MS. CALENDAR, RIGHT? 97 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,708 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? 98 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:14,917 SIMPLE DEDUCTION. 99 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:17,291 MS. CALENDAR IS REASONABLY DOLLSOME, 100 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:20,166 ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR AGE BRACKET. 101 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,417 SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A SCHOOL LIBRARIAN, 102 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:23,166 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 103 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,125 HOW TO BREAK THAT EMBARRASSING NEWS TO HER. 104 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,542 AND SHE'S THE ONLY WOMAN 105 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,208 WE'VE ACTUALLY EVER SEEN SPEAK TO YOU. 106 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,917 ADD IT UP, IT ALL SPELLS DUH! 107 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:32,583 NOW IS A TIME TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE. 108 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:36,000 YOU KNOW, I'M SUDDENLY DECIDING THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 109 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,375 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT WHOLE STORK THING IS A SMOKE SCREEN. 110 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:42,083 SO, UM... 111 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,708 HOW DID THINGS GO LAST NIGHT? 112 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:46,000 DID MR. KORSHAK SHOW UP ON SCHEDULE? 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,291 MORE OR LESS. 114 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:48,291 ANGEL AND I TOOK CARE OF HIM. 115 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,834 ANGEL. 116 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:52,333 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH. 117 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,583 WE FOUND AN EMPTY GRAVE. 118 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,375 ANOTHER VAMPIRE? 119 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,500 NO. NO, THIS ONE WAS DUG UP AND THE BODY WAS TAKEN OUT. 120 00:05:58,500 --> 00:05:59,708 GRAVE ROBBING? 121 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,291 THAT'S NEW. INTERESTING. 122 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:04,792 I KNOW YOU MEANT TO SAY GROSS AND DISTURBING. 123 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,625 YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE. TERRIBLE THING. 124 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,750 MUST PUT A STOP TO IT. 125 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,166 DAMN IT. 126 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:15,250 SO, WHY DOES SOMEONE WANT TO DIG UP GRAVES? 127 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,125 WELL, I'LL, UH, COLLECT SOME THEORIES. 128 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:19,000 IT WOULD HELP IF WE KNEW WHO THE BODY BELONGED TO. 129 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,125 MEREDITH TODD. 130 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,750 RING A BELL? 131 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,917 NO. 132 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,834 SHE DIED RECENTLY. SHE WAS OUR AGE. 133 00:06:25,834 --> 00:06:27,625 DRAWING A BLANK. 134 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:31,209 WHY DON'T WE ASK WILLOW TO FIRE THIS... 135 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:34,333 THING UP AND TRACK MEREDITH DOWN? 136 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,500 SMILE. 137 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,917 HEY! 138 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:49,667 OHH, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. 139 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,041 NO, THANK YOU. 140 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,166 ERIC. 141 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,667 WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? 142 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:55,667 HEY, CHRIS. 143 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,667 HEY. 144 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,333 OH. I--I WAS JUST WONDERING 145 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,542 WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO THIS YEAR. 146 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,458 WHY? 147 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,333 'CAUSE EVERY YEAR YOU WIN, AND I PLACE SECOND, 148 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:09,000 SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D SEE WHAT I'M UP AGAINST. 149 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,667 YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY IS? 150 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,458 IF DR. CLARK DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR EXPERIMENT, 151 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,417 HE GIVES YOU HIGHER MARKS, 152 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:17,458 SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE UNDERSTANDS YOUR EXPERIMENT. 153 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,417 "EFFECTS OF SUBVIOLET LIGHT SPECTRUM DEPRIVATION 154 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:24,083 ON THE DEVELOPMENT OF FRUIT FLIES." 155 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:26,125 THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK. 156 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,708 OK. I'M DOING THIS UNDER PROTEST. 157 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,041 IT IS NOT FAIR 158 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:31,458 THAT THEY'RE MAKING PARTICIPATION IN THIS YEAR'S SCIENCE FAIR 159 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,834 MANDATORY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE 160 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:35,291 SHOULD HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EDUCATIONAL 161 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:36,625 IN SCHOOL IF THEY DON'T WANT TO. 162 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,583 "THE TOMATO: FRUIT OR VEGETABLE." 163 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:43,333 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING I COULD FINISH IN A WEEKEND, ALL RIGHT? 164 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,417 STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 165 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:47,291 WE ARE UNDER FLUORESCENT LIGHTS, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 166 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:48,667 THE CAMERA LOVES YOU! 167 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:50,291 I DIDN'T THINK YEARBOOK NERDS 168 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,458 CAME OUT OF HIBERNATION TILL SPRING. 169 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,125 IT'S FOR MY PRIVATE COLLECTION. 170 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,875 ERIC, WILL YOU QUIT IT? 171 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,333 Buffy: COMING THROUGH. 172 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:58,875 SORRY. 173 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,458 UH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, WILLOW, 174 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,834 BUT IT'S THE BAT SIGNAL. 175 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,209 OK, SURE. SEE YOU LATER, CHRIS. THANKS FOR THE TIP. 176 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:06,209 OK. 177 00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:11,417 OH! 178 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:15,209 CORDELIA'S SO FINE. 179 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:17,625 YOU KNOW, SHE'D BE JUST PERFECT FOR US. 180 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,333 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. SHE'S ALIVE. 181 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,250 THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 182 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,792 I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY GIRL IN SCHOOL 183 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,166 WHO HAS THE CORONER'S OFFICE 184 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:31,209 BOOKMARKED AS A FAVORITE PLACE. 185 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:33,708 HI. SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR LITTLE UNDEAD PLAY GROUP, 186 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:35,208 BUT I NEED TO ASK WILLOW IF SHE'LL HELP ME 187 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,250 WITH MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. 188 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,417 IT'S A FRUIT. 189 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,417 I WOULD'VE ASKED CHRIS TO HELP ME, 190 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:43,542 BUT THEN IT WOULD'VE BROUGHT BACK TOO MANY MEMORIES OF DARYL. 191 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,208 I FOUND IT! 192 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:48,208 MEREDITH TODD DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT LAST WEEK. 193 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:51,166 OF COURSE, I HAVE LEARNED TO DEAL WITH MY PAIN. 194 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,625 HOW WAS HER NECK? 195 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:54,917 FINE, EXCEPT FOR BEING BROKEN. 196 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:57,291 HELLO. CAN WE DEAL WITH MY PAIN, PLEASE? 197 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,000 THERE, THERE. 198 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,542 IT SAYS THAT MEREDITH AND 2 OTHER GIRLS IN THE CAR 199 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,208 WERE KILLED INSTANTLY. 200 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,208 THEY WERE ALL ON THE FONDREN HIGH PEP SQUAD, 201 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,708 ON THE WAY TO A GAME. 202 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,250 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 203 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,209 THAT FONDREN MIGHT ACTUALLY BEAT SUNNYDALE 204 00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:13,000 IN THE CROSS-TOWN BODY COUNT COMPETITION THIS YEAR? 205 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,375 SHE WASN'T KILLED BY VAMPIRES. 206 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,209 SOMEBODY DID DIG UP HER CORPSE. 207 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:17,625 EEUW! 208 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,125 WHY IS IT THAT EVERY CONVERSATION YOU PEOPLE HAVE 209 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,834 HAS THE WORD CORPSE IN IT? 210 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:23,167 OK, SO WE GOT A BODY SNATCHER. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 211 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,625 HERE'S WHAT I'VE COME UP WITH. 212 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:27,250 DEMONS WHO EAT THE FLESH OF THE DEAD TO ABSORB THEIR SOULS, 213 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:31,166 OR IT COULD OBVIOUSLY BE A VOODOO PRACTITIONER. 214 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,208 YOU MEAN, MAKING A ZOMBIE? 215 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,417 ZOMBIES, MORE LIKELY. 216 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:39,000 FOR MOST TRADITIONAL PURPOSES, A VOODOO PRIEST WOULD REQUIRE MORE THAN ONE. 217 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,542 SO WE SHOULD SEE IF THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE ACCIDENT 218 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,250 ARE AWOL, TOO. 219 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,166 MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS CREEP HAS IN MIND 220 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,417 IF WE KNOW WHETHER OR NOT HE'S DEALING IN VOLUME. 221 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,458 SO WE DIG UP SOME GRAVES TONIGHT? 222 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:50,417 OH, BOY. A FIELD TRIP. YOU GOING TO CALL ANGEL? 223 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:51,834 I DON'T THINK SO. 224 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,125 YEAH, WHY BOTHER HIM, HUH? 225 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:57,041 ANGE AND I HAVE BEEN, UM--NEVER MIND. 226 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:59,917 AS FAR AS ANGEL'S CONCERNED, I'M TAKING THE NIGHT OFF, OK? 227 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,291 SO WE'RE SET, THEN. SAY, NINE-ISH? 228 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,750 B.Y.O. SHOVEL. 229 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,333 AND I'LL PACK SOME FOOD. 230 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,959 WHO ELSE LIKES THOSE LITTLE POWDERED DOUGHNUTS? 231 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,041 ME. 232 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,708 CORDELIA? 233 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,417 DARN. I HAVE CHEERLEADER PRACTICE TONIGHT. 234 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:13,417 BOY, I WISH I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE 235 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:14,500 DIGGING UP DEAD PEOPLE SOONER. 236 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,333 I WOULD'VE CANCELED. 237 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,125 ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU COME ACROSS THE ARMY OF ZOMBIES, 238 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,250 CAN YOU PAGE US BEFORE THEY EAT YOUR FLESH? 239 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,333 OH! 240 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:23,458 XANDER? 241 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,166 HUH? 242 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,834 ZOMBIES DON'T EAT THE FLESH OF THE LIVING. 243 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,959 HA. YEAH, I KNEW THAT, 244 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:33,041 BUT DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE? 245 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,625 I COULDN'T BELIEVE ANGEL. 246 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,375 HE WAS ACTING ALL JEALOUS, AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT IT. 247 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,917 JEALOUS OF WHAT? 248 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,417 OF XANDER. 249 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:47,041 'CAUSE YOU DID THAT SEXY DANCE WITH HIM? 250 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,375 AM I EVER GOING TO LIVE THAT DOWN? 251 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:49,625 NO. 252 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:52,166 ANYWAY, HE WAS BEING TOTALLY IRRATIONAL. 253 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,583 LOVE MAKES YOU DO THE WACKY. 254 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,417 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 255 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,291 Xander: YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT GO A LOT FASTER IF YOU FEMS 256 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,708 ACTUALLY PICKED UP A SHOVEL, TOO. 257 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,917 HERE, HERE. 258 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,875 SORRY, BUT I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GAL. 259 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,291 I WAS RAISED TO BELIEVE THAT MEN DIG UP THE CORPSES 260 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,625 AND WOMEN HAVE THE BABIES. 261 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,959 SO, SPEAKING OF THE WACKY, 262 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,542 WHAT WAS CORDELIA'S WHOLE RIFF ABOUT PAINFUL MEMORIES? 263 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,333 WHO'S DARYL? 264 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,834 DARYL EPPS, CHRIS' OLDER BROTHER. 265 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:17,208 HE WAS A BIG FOOTBALL STAR. 266 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,208 ALL-STATE 2 YEARS AGO. 267 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,041 HE WAS A RUNNING-- 268 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,875 HE WAS A RUNNING-- 269 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,834 UH, SOMEONE WHO RUNS AND CATCHES. 270 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,417 WAS HE A STUDLY? 271 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,458 BIG TIME. ALL THE GIRLS WERE CRAZY FOR HIM. 272 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,083 AND HE BROKE CORDY'S HEART? 273 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,458 THUS POSSIBLY PROVING ITS EXISTENCE. 274 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,959 HE DIED. 275 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,458 ROCK CLIMBING OR SOMETHING. 276 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,959 HE FELL. 277 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,291 OH, MAN. THAT'S LOUSY. 278 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,625 POOR CHRIS. 279 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,333 EVER SINCE THEN, CHRIS HAS BEEN REAL QUIET, 280 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,417 KIND OF IN HIS OWN WORLD. 281 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:49,708 AND I HEARD THEIR MOTHER DOESN'T EVEN LEAVE THEIR HOUSE ANYMORE. 282 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,375 Giles: I THINK WE'RE THERE. 283 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,291 BY THE WAY, 284 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,500 ARE WE HOPING TO FIND A BODY OR NO BODY? 285 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,208 CALL ME AN OPTIMIST, 286 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,000 BUT I'M HOPING TO FIND A FORTUNE IN GOLD DOUBLOONS. 287 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,083 A BODY WOULD MEAN FLESH-EATING DEMON. 288 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,291 NO BODY WOULD POINT TOWARDS THE ARMY OF ZOMBIES THING. 289 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,000 TAKE YOUR PICK, REALLY. 290 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,375 ALL RIGHT, THEN. GO ON. 291 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,083 YOU'RE CLOSER. 292 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,625 PATHETIC MUCH? 293 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,125 MOVE OVER. 294 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,542 GUYS, IF WE DON'T GET THIS DOWN BY TOMORROW, 295 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,083 NO ONE'S GOING TO BE LED BY OUR CHEERS. 296 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,375 PRACTICE. 297 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,417 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. 298 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,917 [ENGINE STARTS] 299 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,375 [GATE SCRAPES] 300 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,083 [FOOTSTEPS] 301 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,500 HELLO? 302 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,333 [KEYS JINGLE] 303 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,333 XANDER HARRIS, IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE... 304 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,375 OH! 305 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,500 OH! 306 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,834 CORDELIA. 307 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,417 THIS IS THE LAST PLACE I EXPECTED YOU TO HANG OUT. 308 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,125 OH, GOD. 309 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,333 GOD, IT'S YOU. WHY WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 310 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,333 I WASN'T SURE IT WAS YOU AT FIRST. 311 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,917 I'M LOOKING FOR BUFFY. 312 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,417 BUFFY? WELL, SHE'S, UH... 313 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:09,458 BIG SHOCK. SHE'S AT THE GRAVEYARD. 314 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,250 SHE SAID SHE'D BE HOME. 315 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,458 SHE LIED. ISN'T SHE A RASCAL? 316 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,000 WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK. 317 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,417 IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT MY NIGHT IS FREE. 318 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,708 HOLD ON. MY SKIRT IS CAUGHT. 319 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,792 THERE. 320 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,083 AAH! 321 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,166 AAH! 322 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,458 AAH! 323 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,333 SO BOTH COFFINS ARE EMPTY. 324 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,125 THAT MAKES 3 GIRLS SIGNED UP FOR THE ARMY OF ZOMBIES. 325 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,250 IS IT AN ARMY IF YOU JUST HAVE 3? 326 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,041 Buffy: WELL, ZOMBIE DRILL TEAM, THEN? 327 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,166 YOU'RE BACK. 328 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,834 ANGEL. 329 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:49,875 XANDER. 330 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,208 ANGEL. 331 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,542 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING THE NIGHT OFF. 332 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,750 I WAS. 333 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,542 BUT SOMETHING CAME UP. 334 00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:57,417 CORDELIA TOLD ME THE TRUTH. 335 00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,000 HA HA! THAT'S GOT TO BE A FIRST. 336 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,209 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, 337 00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:04,041 PERHAPS YOU COULD BE OF SOME HELP. HMM? 338 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,125 HMM? 339 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,625 WE WERE INVESTIGATING. 340 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:12,041 SOMEBODY'S BEEN DIGGING UP THE BODIES OF DEAD GIRLS. 341 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,667 I KNOW. WE FOUND SOME OF THEM. 342 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,125 YOU MEAN, LIKE, 2 OF THE 3? 343 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,542 I MEAN, LIKE SOME OF THEM. LIKE PARTS. 344 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,875 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 345 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,792 ANGEL SAVED ME FROM AN ARM. 346 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,458 GOD, THERE WERE SO MANY PARTS. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE. 347 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:27,333 WHY ARE THESE TERRIBLE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME? 348 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,458 KARMA! [COUGHS] 349 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,834 SO MUCH FOR OUR ZOMBIE THEORY. 350 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,458 SO MUCH FOR ALL OUR THEORIES. 351 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,125 Buffy: I DON'T GET IT. 352 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,917 WHY GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE TO DIG UP 3 GIRLS 353 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,792 ONLY TO CHOP THEM UP AND THROW THEM AWAY? 354 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,542 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 355 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,417 ESPECIALLY FROM A TIME MANAGEMENT STANDPOINT. 356 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,667 Angel: WHAT I SAW 357 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,708 DIDN'T ADD UP TO 3 WHOLE GIRLS. 358 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,208 I THINK THEY KEPT SOME PARTS. 359 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,333 COULD THIS GET YUCKIER? 360 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,166 THEY PROBABLY KEPT THE OTHER PARTS TO EAT. 361 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,291 QUESTION ANSWERED. 362 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,542 WHY DISPOSE OF THE REMAINS 5 MILES FROM THE CEMETERY 363 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:57,166 AT A SCHOOL, OF ALL PLACES? 364 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,625 Buffy: MAYBE BECAUSE WHOEVER DID IT 365 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,125 HAD SOME BUSINESS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 366 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,583 LIKE, SAY, CLASSES? 367 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,625 OH. 368 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,125 AHH. 369 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,083 Angel: THIS WAS NO HATCHET JOB. 370 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,625 WHOEVER MADE THOSE INCISIONS REALLY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 371 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,083 YES, REALLY. 372 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,375 WHAT STUDENT HERE 373 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,041 IS GOING TO BE THAT WELL-VERSED IN PHYSIOLOGY? 374 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:16,041 I CAN THINK OF 5 OR 6 GUYS IN THE SCIENCE CLUB. 375 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,166 AND ME. 376 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,209 Xander: SO, WILL, COME CLEAN. 377 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,583 PROMISE TO NEVER TO DO IT AGAIN, AND WE'LL CALL IT A NIGHT. 378 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,667 HE JOKED. 379 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:27,125 WILLOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET THESE GUYS' LOCKER NUMBERS 380 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,458 SO WE CAN DO SOME CHECKING? 381 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,917 NO! I HAVE TO GO HOME NOW. 382 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:32,417 I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH AND BURN MY CLOTHES. 383 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,500 YOU HAVE TO GO? AW, TOO BAD. 384 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,667 KEEP IN TOUCH. BYE-BYE. 385 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,625 I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE. 386 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,291 I'M STILL FRAGILE. 387 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,458 CAN YOU TAKE ME? 388 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,583 GREAT. I'LL DRIVE. 389 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,250 HOW ABOUT THAT? 390 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,834 I ALWAYS PEGGED HIM AS A ONE-WOMAN VAMPIRE. 391 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:08,667 [TELEVISION NOISE] 392 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:11,209 [CHEERING] 393 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,834 I'M GOING OUT, MOM. 394 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,417 I'LL BE BACK LATER, OK? 395 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,125 MOM? 396 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:41,041 DARYL! DARYL! DARYL! 397 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,458 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 398 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,375 YOU UNDERSTAND IN MY CAPACITY AS A SCHOOL OFFICIAL, 399 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,250 THIS SEARCH IS COMPLETELY UNAUTHORIZED. 400 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,708 I CANNOT CONDONE IT. 401 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,375 FINE. YOUR BUTT'S COVERED. 402 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,250 WANT TO GRAB A LOCKER? 403 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,250 YES. YES, OF COURSE. 404 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:04,417 OK, ERIC. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON YOUR ANNOYING LITTLE MIND. 405 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:10,792 NOTHING IN HERE BUT BACK ISSUES OF SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN. 406 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,583 OOH! I HAVEN'T READ THIS ONE. 407 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,583 NOTHING REMARKABLE HERE. 408 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,083 GUYS. 409 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,917 YOUR FRIEND CHRIS EPPS' LOCKER. 410 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,375 "GREY'S ANATOMY, MORTICIAN'S DESK REFERENCE. 411 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,708 ROBICHEAUX'S GUIDE TO MUSCLES AND TENDONS." 412 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,792 I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT CHRIS IS INVOLVED. 413 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,000 HE'S INTO CORPSES, ALL RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHY. 414 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,792 YES, WE DO. 415 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,500 ♪ I GUESS YOU'LL SAY ♪ 416 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,917 ♪ WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY ♪ 417 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,625 ♪ MY GIRL ♪ 418 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,125 ♪ TALKIN' 'BOUT MY GIRL ♪ 419 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,708 ♪ MY GIRL ♪ 420 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,041 HOW'S MY BABY? 421 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,708 SHE'S NOT YOUR BABY. 422 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,125 SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANYBODY'S BABY 423 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,500 IF WE DON'T FINISH HER SOON. 424 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,834 I'M WORKING ON IT. 425 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:08,875 SO AM I, FRIEND. 426 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,834 SO AM I. 427 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,792 ANY SIGN OF OUR SUSPECTS? 428 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,000 NOT YET. 429 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,792 I DON'T GET IT. 430 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,083 WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO MAKE A GIRL? 431 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,041 YOU MEAN WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY PREMADE ONES JUST LYING AROUND? 432 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,625 THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE. 433 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,500 LOVE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 434 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,834 MAYBE NOT, BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS. 435 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,375 PEOPLE DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. 436 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,083 PEOPLE WANT THE DREAM. 437 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,792 WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE. 438 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:45,291 THE MORE UNATTAINABLE, THE MORE ATTRACTIVE. 439 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,125 AND FOR ERIC, THE UNATTAINABLE WOULD INCLUDE EVERYONE... 440 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,500 THAT'S ALIVE. 441 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,125 ERIC'S SICK ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, 442 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,750 BUT WHAT ABOUT CHRIS? 443 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,125 HE SEEMS LIKE A HUMAN PERSON. 444 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,917 I DON'T KNOW. 445 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,000 THAT THING WITH HIS BROTHER WAS REALLY HARD ON HIM. 446 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,333 HE TALKED ABOUT DEATH A LOT. 447 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,083 MAYBE HE JUST WANTED TO GET ONE UP ON IT. 448 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,500 BUT IT'S NOT DOABLE. 449 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,750 I MEAN, MAKING SOMEONE FROM SCRAPS. ACTUALLY MAKING THEM LIVE. 450 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,583 IF IT IS, 451 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:16,166 MY SCIENCE PROJECT'S DEFINITELY COMING IN SECOND THIS YEAR. 452 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,667 AND SPEAKING OF LOVE. 453 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,875 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE REANIMATION OF DEAD TISSUE. 454 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,792 DO I DECONSTRUCT YOUR SEGUES? 455 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:24,959 NAH. 456 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,166 HEY. 457 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,291 OH. 458 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,708 YES, HELLO. 459 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,667 STILL NO SIGN OF OUR MAD DOCTORS? 460 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,959 WHAT? 461 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:35,583 OH, CORPSES. YES, EVIL. VERY GOOD. 462 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,166 DID YOU BRING IT? TOMORROW. 463 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,291 Giles: VERY, VERY GOOD. 464 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,041 OK, GILES. JUST REMEMBER. 465 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,959 I FEEL A THING. YOU FEEL A THING, 466 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,125 BUT PERSONALIZE IT. 467 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,291 PERSONALIZE IT. 468 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,834 SHE'S A TECHNO-PAGAN, RIGHT? 469 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,208 ASK HER TO BLESS YOUR LAPTOP. 470 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,166 HAVE FUN. 471 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,250 OH, DON'T... 472 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,250 BEST OF LUCK. 473 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,625 LEAVE. 474 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,291 GOOD MORNING, RUPERT. 475 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,583 MS. CALENDAR? 476 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,959 OH, NO, PLEASE. CALL ME JENNY. 477 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,208 MS. CALENDAR'S MY FATHER. 478 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,125 JENNY, THEN. 479 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,208 YOU KNOW, UH, JENNY, UM... 480 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,583 WOULD IT APPEAR INDECOROUS OF ME-- NO, NOT INDECOROUS, 481 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,667 UM... 482 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,708 YEAH? 483 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,625 W-W-W... 484 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,959 I--I-- 485 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,667 UM... 486 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,917 RUPERT, LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE AND SET UP THE LAB. 487 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,792 WHAT I'M PROPOSING IS-- 488 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:19,959 [BELL RINGS] 489 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,750 AAH. I GOT TO GO. SORRY. 490 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,750 IDIOT! 491 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,291 HEY, LISTEN, IF IT'S IMPORTANT, 492 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,708 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME AT THE GAME? 493 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:35,250 GAME? OH. YOU'RE GOING TO THE FOOTBALL GAME? 494 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,875 YEAH. YOU SEEM SURPRISED. 495 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:40,917 NO, NO. I--I--I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU SPEND YOUR EVENINGS 496 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:43,250 DOWNLOADING INCANTATIONS AND--AND CASTING BONES. 497 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,959 ON GAME NIGHT? 498 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,291 ARE YOU NUTS? 499 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:47,959 YOU'RE GOING, TOO, RIGHT? 500 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,583 OH, OF COURSE. 501 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,667 I ALWAYS--ALWAYS DO. 502 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:51,708 SO... 503 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,375 WE SHOULD JUST GO TOGETHER. 504 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,125 LOOK. I COULD PICK YOU UP AFTER SCHOOL, 505 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,083 AND WE'LL GRAB A BITE TO EAT ON THE WAY, 506 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,208 IF YOU LIKE. 507 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,333 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN? 508 00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,333 OK. 509 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,583 GOOD. OKAY. 510 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,875 AND THEN WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO TELL ME, 511 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,125 YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THEN. OK? 512 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,208 OK. 513 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,000 TONIGHT, THEN. 514 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,083 THAT WENT WELL. 515 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,834 I THINK. 516 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:20,208 I STILL DON'T GET HOW CHRIS COULD DO IT. 517 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:23,125 I MEAN, ARRESTING THE CELL DETERIORATION IS ONE THING, BUT-- 518 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,125 HELLO! 519 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,625 I WANT TO GET AHEAD. 520 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,291 MAYBE AN ELECTRICAL CURRENT 521 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:30,458 COMBINED WITH AN ADRENALINE BOOST. 522 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,125 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, 523 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,375 CAN SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY NOSE? 524 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,208 WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL. 525 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,708 CHRIS AND ERIC DIDN'T COME TO SCHOOL TODAY. 526 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,166 THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE. 527 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,500 MAYBE THEY FINISHED THEIR PROJECT. 528 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,083 GOD. WHAT IF IT WORKED? 529 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,000 WHAT IF THAT POOR GIRL IS WALKING AROUND? 530 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,208 POOR GIRLS, TECHNICALLY. 531 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,708 WHAT COULD SHE BE THINKING? 532 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:50,083 AND WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH HER? 533 00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:53,417 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT JUST YET. 534 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,250 I SPOKE TO A PRESS PERSON THIS MORNING 535 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,041 ABOUT THE REMAINS. 536 00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:58,959 THE POLICE HAVE FINISHED SORTING THROUGH THEM. 537 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:01,458 APPARENTLY THEY FOUND 3 HEADS IN THE DUMPSTER. 538 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:02,667 THEY ONLY HAD 3 GIRLS. 539 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,333 PRECISELY. 540 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,208 SO THEY DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE, UH, PACKAGE? 541 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,208 THE HEADS MUST BE NO GOOD. 542 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,667 HUH! 543 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,041 I FOUND THEM ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH. 544 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,667 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT AS SICK AS CHRIS AND ERIC. 545 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:18,083 BASED ON WHAT THE POLICE HAVE PUT TOGETHER, 546 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,208 I WOULD SAY THEY'RE ONE STEP SHORT 547 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,875 OF COMPLETING THEIR MASTERPIECE. 548 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:23,041 ONE STEP? 549 00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:31,166 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 550 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:33,208 IF WE WAIT TOO LONG, THE ONSET OF ATROPHY 551 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,792 IN THE LIMBS WILL BE IRREVERSIBLE. 552 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,166 WE CAN TURN UP THE CURRENT. 553 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,166 THAT'LL BUY US A DAY AT LEAST. 554 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,542 WE WILL LOSE THE ENTIRE BODY 555 00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,250 IF WE DON'T ATTACH A HEAD SOON. 556 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:43,166 WE HAVE TIME. 557 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,375 WE DON'T! 558 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:47,375 THE CRASH WITH THE GIRLS WAS LUCKY. 559 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:50,041 WE CAN'T JUST KEEP WAITING AROUND 560 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:53,250 FOR ANOTHER LUCKY ACCIDENT TO DROP A HEAD IN OUR LAPS. 561 00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:57,875 YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. 562 00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:00,166 HELL, IT'S JUST ONE LOUSY GIRL. 563 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,458 I WON'T DO IT. 564 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:05,792 I--I CAN'T KILL ANYONE. 565 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:10,834 PLEASE. 566 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:13,333 UNDERSTAND, I-- 567 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,834 I CAN'T DO THAT. 568 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:17,166 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME. 569 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,834 BUT YOU GAVE ME YOUR WORD. 570 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,166 YOU PROMISED ME, LITTLE BROTHER... 571 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,166 I WOULDN'T BE ALONE. 572 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,417 THE BODY'S PERFECT, 573 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:36,667 AND IF WE HARVEST A HEAD TONIGHT, 574 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:38,125 SHE'LL BE READY BY SUNRISE. 575 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,458 WHEN YOU BROUGHT ME BACK, 576 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,834 YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE OF ME. 577 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:44,291 I NEED THIS, CHRIS. 578 00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,041 I NEED SOMEONE. 579 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:50,208 PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO DO THIS. 580 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:53,000 DON'T ASK ME TO TAKE A LIFE. 581 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,750 I TRIED TO TELL HIM, 582 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,667 IF YOU TAKE A LIFE IN ORDER TO MAKE A LIFE, 583 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,667 THE WHOLE THING IS A WASH. 584 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:00,208 NO HARM, NO FOUL. 585 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,625 MAYBE YOU COULD-- YOU COULD GO OUT. 586 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,583 NO! LET PEOPLE KNOW. 587 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:06,083 THEY CAN'T SEE ME. 588 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:11,166 CHRIS, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SMARTER THAN ME. 589 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,792 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE BRAINS. 590 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:18,209 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP ME NOW. 591 00:25:18,209 --> 00:25:22,000 THIRD AND LONG, SECONDS TO GO. 592 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,125 WHERE DO YOU THROW? 593 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,708 WHERE DO YOU THROW? 594 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:27,875 NUMBER 5. 595 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,291 DARYL'S GOING TO DRIVE. 596 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,333 HELP ME, BROTHER. 597 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,625 THANK YOU. 598 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,083 SHOW ME. 599 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:53,667 THIS ONE. 600 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:54,959 HA HA. 601 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:58,000 A MAN OF TASTE. 602 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:05,167 ♪ MY GIRL ♪ 603 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,875 ♪ TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪ 604 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,500 ♪ MY GIRL ♪ 605 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,875 ♪ MY GIRL... ♪ 606 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,625 I CHECKED THE OBITS. 607 00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,583 NOTHING THAT WOULD MAKE FOR A LIKELY CANDIDATE. 608 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,291 THEY SEEM KIND OF PICKY FOR GUYS WITH 3 HEADS TO BEGIN WITH. 609 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,417 FORMALDEHYDE. 610 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,625 COME AGAIN? 611 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,375 FORMALDEHYDE. OH, YES, YES, YES, YES. 612 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,000 YES, OF COURSE. 613 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,458 IT ACCELERATES NEURAL DECAY IN THE BRAIN CELLS. 614 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:30,291 AFTER A COUPLE DAYS, THEY'RE USELESS. 615 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,166 THEY'RE GOING TO NEED SOMETHING REALLY FRESH. 616 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,417 HOW FRESH? 617 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,250 Willow: AS FRESH AS POSSIBLE. 618 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,000 BUFFY, YOU DON'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD-- 619 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,458 I THINK ANYONE 620 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,125 WHO CUTS DEAD GIRLS INTO LITTLE PIECES 621 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,166 DOES NOT GET THE BENEFIT OF ANY DOUBT. 622 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,125 I WANT TO END THIS THING NOW. 623 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,500 I SECOND THAT. 624 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,834 Buffy: FINE. YOU GUYS GO TO ERIC'S. 625 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,959 WE CAN GO TO CHRIS' AND MEET UP. 626 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:49,417 I'M--I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BIG GAME, I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED. 627 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,583 THAT'S FINE. GO AHEAD. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 628 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,417 Giles: BUT SHOULDN'T I-- I'M... 629 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,542 Buffy: OK, THEN. WHY DON'T WE ALL MEET THERE? 630 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,583 FINE. YES. 631 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,208 BUFFY? 632 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,208 DON'T BE TOO HARD ON CHRIS. 633 00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:05,125 I MEAN, HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. 634 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,417 NO. HE'S JUST A GHOUL. 635 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,417 HI. UM, I'M A FRIEND OF CHRIS'. 636 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:20,291 I KIND OF NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 637 00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:21,375 DO YOU KNOW IF HE'S HOME? 638 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:36,083 SO, IS HE HOME? 639 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:38,125 WESTBURY GAME. 640 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:41,917 NOVEMBER 17, '95. 641 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:46,166 DARYL RUSHED 185 YARDS THAT NIGHT, 4 TDs. 642 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:50,375 HE WAS MVP AND HE MADE ALL-CITY THAT SEASON. 643 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:52,959 YEAH, THAT WAS A GREAT ONE, 644 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,375 BUT IS CHRIS HOME? 645 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,375 I DON'T KNOW. 646 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,417 IS TODAY A SCHOOL DAY? 647 00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,625 OH, WATCH! WATCH THIS MOVE. 648 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,667 DARYL TAKES A KICKOFF. 649 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:04,291 HE SHEDS 1, 2, 3 DEFENDERS, 650 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,667 AND HE BREAKS INTO THE OPEN FIELD 651 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:08,125 FOR A 95-YARD TOUCHDOWN. 652 00:28:15,834 --> 00:28:17,625 HE WOULD'VE BEEN 19 NEXT WEEK. 653 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:17,166 CORDELIA. 654 00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:31,375 CORDELIA, YOU COMING? 655 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,583 YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 656 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:44,667 OH, GOD! CHRIS, YOU SCARED ME. 657 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,291 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 658 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:49,542 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 659 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,500 AAH! 660 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,667 AAH! 661 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,041 AAH! AAH! 662 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:57,542 OH, JOY, LISA, WHERE'S CORDELIA? 663 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,875 CORDELIA HAS A GAME TO THINK ABOUT. 664 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:03,083 SHE DOESN'T NEED LOSERS LIKE YOU. 665 00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:05,625 I'M SORRY, WHERE DID YOU SAY? 666 00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,542 AAH! 667 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,125 ARE YOU OK? 668 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:15,166 OH, MY GOD. BUFFY. 669 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,208 DON'T WORRY. 670 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,417 HE'S GONE. 671 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:19,041 I WAS ON MY WAY DOWN TO THE FIELD 672 00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:21,041 WHEN CHRIS CAME IN, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMEONE JUMPED ME. 673 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,792 SHH. BE QUIET. RELAX. TAKE IT EASY. 674 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:25,583 THERE'S THE FIGHT SONG! 675 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,583 OH, MY GOD. IT'S TIME FOR THE CHEERLEADER PYRAMID IN MIDFIELD. 676 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,834 I'VE GOT TO GO. 677 00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:30,834 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK TO GO THERE? 678 00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:32,750 YEAH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAVE TO GO, I'M THE APEX. 679 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,041 CHRIS? 680 00:30:42,959 --> 00:30:45,792 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 681 00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,000 YOU AND ERIC. 682 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:51,625 I KNOW ABOUT THE BODIES FROM THE CEMETERY, 683 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:54,000 BUT YOU HAVEN'T HURT ANYONE YET. 684 00:30:57,834 --> 00:31:00,125 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 685 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,208 TO LOSE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE CLOSE TO, 686 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:04,875 BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE. 687 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,291 WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. 688 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:11,208 I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR HIM. 689 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,959 HE NEEDS SOMEONE. 690 00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:14,458 WHO, ERIC? 691 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,542 HE NEEDS INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH THERAPY. 692 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,708 HE ALWAYS LOOKED OUT FOR ME. 693 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:22,250 STOOD UP FOR ME. 694 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,166 HE'S ALL ALONE. 695 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:28,959 EVERYBODY LOVED HIM. 696 00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:31,458 AND NOW HE'S ALL ALONE. 697 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:32,959 WHO ARE YOU TALKING-- 698 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,667 OH, MY GOD. 699 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:40,333 YOU PROMISED ME! 700 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:45,417 YOU PROMISED I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE ALONE! 701 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:46,583 IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 702 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,500 ARRGH! 703 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,750 NOTHING'S CHANGED. 704 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,667 WE CAN STILL DO THIS. 705 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,417 YOU AND ME. 706 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,000 YOUR BROTHER'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CREATE LIFE. 707 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,542 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 708 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:10,875 LET'S GO SCARE YOU UP A DATE. 709 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:22,041 Buffy: DARYL! 710 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:27,875 DARYL? 711 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,375 DARYL! 712 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,959 DARYL! 713 00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,667 WH... 714 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:34,375 HE'S NOT HERE. 715 00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:36,375 WHERE ELSE COULD HE BE? 716 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,792 BUT HE WOULD NEVER GO OUT 717 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,333 UNLESS... 718 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,542 HE'S GOING TO PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. 719 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:44,583 OH! 720 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,208 GO, RAZORBACKS, GO! 721 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,708 GO, TEAM, GO! 722 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:51,333 GO, RAZORBACKS, GO! 723 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:53,708 GO, TEAM, GO! 724 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,375 [CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 725 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:03,417 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT FOOTBALL THAT DOES IT FOR ME. 726 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:07,166 I MEAN, IT LACKS THE GRACE OF BASKETBALL, 727 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:10,834 THE POETRY OF BASEBALL. 728 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:12,458 AT ITS BEST, IT'S UNADORNED AGGRESSION. 729 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,834 IT'S JUST SUCH A RUGGED CONTEST. 730 00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:17,667 RUGGED? AMERICAN FOOTBALL? 731 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,583 AND THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE? 732 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:23,417 NO, I JUST THINK IT'S RATHER ODD 733 00:33:23,417 --> 00:33:25,625 THAT A NATION THAT PRIDES ITSELF ON ITS VIRILITY 734 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,208 SHOULD FEEL COMPELLED TO STRAP ON 40 POUNDS OF PROTECTIVE GEAR 735 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,375 JUST IN ORDER TO PLAY RUGBY. 736 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:33,375 IS THIS YOUR NORMAL STRATEGY FOR A FIRST DATE, 737 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,250 DISSING MY COUNTRY'S NATIONAL PASTIME? 738 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,208 DID YOU JUST SAY... 739 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,375 DATE? 740 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:42,250 YOU NOTICED THAT, HUH? 741 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,166 HI, MS. CALENDAR. HI, GILES. 742 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,792 HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 743 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:47,917 ERIC'S WAS A BUST. NOTHING THERE. 744 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:50,125 YEAH, NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT 745 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,291 AND A PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTION SO PRODIGIOUS, IT EVEN SCARED ME. 746 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,417 DID BUFFY GET BACK YET? 747 00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:57,500 NO. NO. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CIRCULATE NEARER THE FIELD. 748 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,166 SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND. 749 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,250 [CROWD CHEERS] 750 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:03,834 SO WHAT'S THE SCORE? 751 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:10,542 GO, RAZORBACKS, GO! 752 00:34:10,542 --> 00:34:12,667 GO, TEAM, GO! 753 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,708 AAH! 754 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:10,375 [CROWD SCREAMS] 755 00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:23,458 GO, RAZORBACKS, GO! 756 00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:25,083 GO, TEAM, GO! 757 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,125 I DON'T SEE HER, DO YOU? 758 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,542 GO, TEAM, GO! NO. 759 00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:31,625 GO, RAZORBACKS, GO! 760 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,250 PLEASE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 761 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,333 JUST TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD. 762 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,250 I PROMISE I WON'T SCREAM. 763 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,375 I PROMISE. 764 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:39,750 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! 765 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,417 NO! 766 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,125 IT'S BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM TO SEE THE BRIDE 767 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,583 BEFORE THE WEDDING. 768 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:47,250 PLEASE, JUST TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD. 769 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,125 I PROMISE I WON'T SCREAM. 770 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,333 I PROMISE. 771 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,333 CORDELIA. 772 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,583 AAH! 773 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,375 AAH! 774 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,000 SCREAM ALL YOU WANT. 775 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,708 WE'RE IN AN ABANDONED BUILDING. 776 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,333 HELP! 777 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,708 OK. THAT S ENOUGH. 778 00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:04,792 [WHIMPERS] 779 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:09,083 YOU WERE ALWAYS GOOD TO ME. 780 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,375 YOU ALWAYS NOTICED ME, 781 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:12,750 BUT I IGNORED YOU. 782 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,708 I'M SORRY. 783 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:17,667 I'M GLAD I HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO TELL YOU THAT. 784 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:20,000 D-D-DARYL? 785 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:23,333 I WAS THOUGHTLESS. 786 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,625 I SEE THAT NOW. 787 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,375 I'VE CHANGED. 788 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:29,792 I'VE LEARNED TO APPRECIATE HOW MUCH IT MEANT 789 00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:32,250 THAT YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME. 790 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,917 Eric: WE'RE READY. 791 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,542 READY? READY FOR WHAT? 792 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:38,000 YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL A LITTLE PINCH, 793 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,792 MAYBE SOME DISCOMFORT AROUND THE NECK AREA, 794 00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:41,667 BUT DON'T WORRY. 795 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,333 WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU'LL HAVE THE BODY OF A 17-YEAR-OLD. 796 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:47,375 IN FACT, YOU'LL HAVE THE BODY OF SEVERAL. 797 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:49,125 AAH! 798 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,291 HE WAS HERE, CHRIS? 799 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,834 WHERE DID HE TAKE HER? 800 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:56,667 TO THE REST OF THE BODY. TO THE LAB. 801 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,375 WHERE IS THAT? 802 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,959 I PROMISED HIM THAT-- 803 00:36:59,959 --> 00:37:01,750 LOOK, HE'LL KILL CORDELIA! 804 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:04,250 YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE AND TAKE LIVES LIKE THAT. 805 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,000 IT'S NOT YOUR JOB. 806 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,250 HE'S IN THE OLD SCIENCE LAB. 807 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,417 EVERYTHING'S SET UP THERE. 808 00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:13,667 THANK YOU. 809 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:15,166 GO FIND XANDER AND WILLOW 810 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,209 AND TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON. 811 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:23,917 DARYL, PLEASE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 812 00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:27,333 WE HAVE TO SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER. 813 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,667 WE'LL BE TOGETHER ANYWAY. 814 00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:31,333 I'LL BE HERE WITH YOU. I PROMISE. 815 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,834 IS THAT RIGHT? 816 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,917 YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE? 817 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,875 AND WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, 818 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:42,792 YOU WON'T GO OUT. YOU WON'T RUN AWAY. 819 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:44,542 WE CAN HIDE TOGETHER. 820 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:46,041 PLEASE? 821 00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:47,375 PLEASE? 822 00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:48,625 STERILE ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORK. 823 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:49,834 [WHIMPERING] 824 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,458 NO. 825 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:53,417 NO! PLEASE. 826 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:57,959 BUFFY, HELP ME! 827 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,333 DARYL, LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, OK? 828 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:02,583 YOUR BROTHER SENT ME TO STOP YOU. 829 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,667 HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 830 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:04,750 MY BROTHER LOVES ME. 831 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,625 BUFFY, THEY'RE CRAZY. 832 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,209 IT'S OK, CORDELIA. I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 833 00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,250 I'M NOT DONE WITH HER YET. 834 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,167 [WHIMPERS] 835 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:12,000 I'M NOT FINISHED! 836 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,000 I WON'T LIVE ALONE! 837 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,917 I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. 838 00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:29,209 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 839 00:38:29,209 --> 00:38:30,458 LET GO! 840 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,542 BUFFY! 841 00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:49,667 GET CORDELIA! 842 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:51,375 XANDER! 843 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:55,041 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 844 00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:05,875 STOP WATCHING THEM. COME ON! 845 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,625 COME ON! GET IT OFF! 846 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:12,209 GET IT OFF! GET ME OUT OF HERE! 847 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,291 HELP ME! 848 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,708 HURRY UP! HURRY UP! 849 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:26,458 AAH! AAH! 850 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:44,209 Chris: DARYL! 851 00:39:44,209 --> 00:39:45,917 DON'T! 852 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,708 SHE--SHE'S MINE! 853 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:54,708 Chris: DARYL! 854 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:56,667 NO. 855 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:57,792 DARYL! 856 00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:01,583 Daryl: WE'LL BE TOGETHER ALWAYS. 857 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,041 SHE'S MINE! 858 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:25,583 FIRST TIME HE WOKE UP AFTER-- 859 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:27,834 HE SAID I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT HIM BACK. 860 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:33,041 I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM, 861 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:36,542 LIKE--LIKE HE WOULD'VE DONE FOR ME. 862 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:39,917 I SAW THE FIRE. 863 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:42,041 I FIGURED YOU'D BE HERE. 864 00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:43,542 IS EVERYONE OK? 865 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,708 YEAH. 866 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,959 WE'RE OK. 867 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,500 SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 868 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,041 IT'S OK. 869 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:55,834 ALTHOUGH A GOOD RULE OF THUMB FOR A FIRST DATE IS 870 00:40:55,834 --> 00:40:57,667 DON'T DO ANYTHING SO EXCITING 871 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,166 THAT IT'LL BE HARD TO TOP ON THE SECOND DATE. 872 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,250 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SINCE I'VE MOVED HERE 873 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,375 TO LIVE ON TOP OF THE HELLMOUTH, 874 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,667 THE EVENTS OF THIS EVENING 875 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:05,291 ACTUALLY QUALIFY AS A SLOW NIGHT. 876 00:41:05,291 --> 00:41:09,750 D-DID YOU JUST SAY "SECOND DATE"? 877 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:12,000 YOU NOTICED THAT, HUH? 878 00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:19,917 WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES IT OFFICIAL. 879 00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,333 EVERYBODY'S PAIRED OFF. 880 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,917 THE VAMPIRES GET DATES. 881 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,250 HELL, EVEN THE SCHOOL LIBRARIAN 882 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,458 SEES MORE ACTION THAN ME. 883 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,333 YOU EVER THINK THAT THE WORLD'S A GIANT GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS 884 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,083 AND THE MUSIC'S STOPPED 885 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,000 AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO DON'T HAVE A CHAIR? 886 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,125 ALL THE TIME. 887 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:38,542 XANDER, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 888 00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:41,125 WHAT YOU DID IN THERE WAS REALLY BRAVE AND HEROIC, 889 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,542 AND I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 890 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,375 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I COULD EVER DO TO-- 891 00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:46,083 DO YOU MIND? WE'RE TALKING HERE. 892 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:48,625 SO WHERE WERE WE? 893 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:51,166 WONDERING WHY WE NEVER GET DATES. 894 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,083 YEAH! SO WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 895 00:41:57,834 --> 00:42:00,834 GOD, THE WHOLE THING WAS SO CREEPY. 896 00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,417 AT THE SAME TIME, I MEAN, 897 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:06,500 HE DID DO IT ALL FOR HIS BROTHER. 898 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:09,834 SOUNDS LIKE HE TOOK IT A LITTLE OVER THE EDGE. 899 00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:11,750 LOVE MAKES YOU DO THE WACKY. 900 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:12,750 WHAT? 901 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,209 CRAZY STUFF. 902 00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:14,917 OH. 903 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:17,625 CRAZY, LIKE A 241-YEAR-OLD 904 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:20,583 BEING JEALOUS OF A HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR? 905 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,792 ARE YOU 'FESSING UP? 906 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:25,458 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 907 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,875 MAYBE IT BOTHERS ME A LITTLE. 908 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,041 I DON'T LOVE XANDER. 909 00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:31,208 YEAH, BUT HE'S IN YOUR LIFE. 910 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:34,208 HE GETS TO BE THERE WHEN I CAN'T. 911 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,417 TAKE YOUR CLASSES, EAT YOUR MEALS. 912 00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:38,834 HEAR YOUR JOKES AND COMPLAINTS. 913 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:43,417 HE GETS TO SEE YOU IN THE SUNLIGHT. 914 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,083 I DON'T LOOK THAT GOOD IN DIRECT LIGHT. 915 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,834 IT'LL BE MORNING SOON. 916 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:56,208 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 917 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,208 I COULD WALK YOU HOME. 918 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,166 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 919 00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:06,667 GRR! 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