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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,711 --> 00:00:31,711 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by ViSHAL 2 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:35,502 [HARLEY] They say, if you wanna tell a story right, 3 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,471 you gotta start at the beginning. 4 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,177 Too far? Fine. 5 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,546 - This is me, Harleen Quinzel. - [GIGGLING] 6 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,916 When I was a kid, 7 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,650 my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. 8 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,195 But however many times he tried to ditch me... 9 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,419 Daddy! 10 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,122 - I kept coming back. - Ah! 11 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,224 Eventually, he found me a new home. 12 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,834 - [HARLEEN GRUNTS] - [HARLEY] The good sisters 13 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,161 of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. 14 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,662 [GROANING] 15 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,033 But I was never an establishment kinda gal. 16 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,335 All things considered, I did good. 17 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:08,669 I even went to college. 18 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,238 Got my PhD. 19 00:01:10,305 --> 00:01:12,472 Had my heart broken once or twice. 20 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,641 Finding love, it's not easy. 21 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,045 So I threw myself into my work, 22 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,379 became a psychiatrist. 23 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,580 That's when I met him. 24 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,450 - Mr. J. My Joker. - [HARLEEN SIGHS HAPPILY] 25 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,953 [HARLEY] Oh, I fell hard. 26 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,554 Like out of a plane without a parachute, 27 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,765 right in your dumb fucking face 28 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,058 - kinda hard. - [GROANS] 29 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,393 I lost all sense of who I was. 30 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:35,163 - I only had eyes for Puddin'. - [JOKER LAUGHING] 31 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,797 [HARLEY] We all know the saying, 32 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,598 "Behind every successful man 33 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,401 there's a badass broad." 34 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,936 Well, that was me. 35 00:01:42,003 --> 00:01:43,871 I was the brains behind some of. 36 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,672 - Mr. J's greatest stunts. - Ha-ha! 37 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,275 Not that he let anyone know it. 38 00:01:47,342 --> 00:01:49,010 - [HENCHMEN CHEERING] - Puddin'? 39 00:01:49,077 --> 00:01:51,778 I guess all good things have to come to an end. 40 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:52,846 [SOBS] 41 00:01:52,914 --> 00:01:54,115 So... 42 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,516 [HARLEY SCREAMS] 43 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:57,952 We broke up. 44 00:01:58,019 --> 00:01:59,753 [HARLEY YELPS] 45 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,223 - [SOBBING] - I handled it real mature. 46 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,293 But Mr. J was super broke up about it. 47 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,762 - [CONTINUES SOBBING] - ["I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU" PLAYING] 48 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:13,800 I got an amazing new place that was all mine. 49 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,170 ♪ Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you? ♪ 50 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,839 It gave me the space to really reflect 51 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,807 on the mistakes of my past. 52 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,644 ♪ I know I'm hangin' But I'm still wantin' you ♪ 53 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:27,681 I had to find a new identity. 54 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:30,684 A new me. 55 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,653 [SOBBING] 56 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,089 It wasn't easy. 57 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,824 But after a while, I even opened myself up 58 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:40,495 to the possibility of new love. 59 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,963 [HARLEY GASPS] 60 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,598 Hi. 61 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,634 Hello, nice baby. 62 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,070 [HARLEY LAUGHING] 63 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,773 Here's the thing about new love... 64 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,276 I take payment-in-kind. 65 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,712 - You have to feed it. - [HYENA GROWLING] 66 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:02,950 - ♪ I think of you Every night and day ♪ - [HARLEY SOBBING] 67 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:08,555 ♪ You took my heart Then you took my pride away ♪ 68 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,791 Soon enough, I was back on my feet. 69 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,429 Ready to move on, to make new friends. 70 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,532 [ANNOUNCER ON PA] She means fucking business! 71 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,100 - Oh, here we go! - [HARLEY] Whip me! 72 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:20,743 [ANNOUNCER] She has taken a whip from the pivot, 73 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,636 catapulted to the high side! 74 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,604 - Oh! - [WOMAN GROANS] 75 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,282 Yeah! Come on! [JEERS] 76 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:38,652 [HARLEY] It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, 77 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,055 so I really put myself out there. 78 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:43,857 [TEAMMATE] Ride that pole like you ride your man! 79 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:45,026 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 80 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,726 [HARLEY'S TEAMMATES WHOOPING] 81 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:47,995 [COUPLE EXCLAIMS] 82 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,999 God damn it. Sit the fuck down. 83 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,334 What? 84 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:57,071 I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut. 85 00:03:57,138 --> 00:03:58,805 Okay. 86 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,074 [SIONIS'S DRIVER SCREAMING] 87 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:02,009 - [PEOPLE GASP] - [MUSIC STOPS] 88 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,445 You broke my fucking legs! 89 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,047 Oh, boo-hoo. 90 00:04:06,114 --> 00:04:07,714 - [SIONIS'S DRIVER GROANING] - [LAUGHING] 91 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,683 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 92 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,718 What? 93 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,356 It's not a party without a little drama, am I right? 94 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,592 Come on! Turn it up! 95 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,027 - Shots on the house. - [MUSIC PLAYING] 96 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:24,298 Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker. 97 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,434 - Miss Quinn. - Romy. 98 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:27,568 That was my driver. 99 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,203 Oh, whoops. 100 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,281 Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired. 101 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,373 Consider me grateful. 102 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,609 Especially since I know you don't like me. 103 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,677 I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium. 104 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:39,514 That and his obsessive-compulsive need 105 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,915 to be the center of attention. 106 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:43,618 Will your paramour be joining us this evening? 107 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:47,355 Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight. 108 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,890 Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. 109 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,958 And do give the Joker my best. 110 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,692 [HARLEY] Okay, fine, so I hadn't 111 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:53,871 told people about the breakup. 112 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:55,695 But you don't understand. 113 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,265 Find me a new driver. 114 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,568 [HARLEY] Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. 115 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:04,405 I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, 116 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,275 and no one ever dared to object. 117 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,119 - ["BOSS BITCH" PLAYING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 118 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,744 ♪ Two for one You know a bitch buy four ♪ 119 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,523 ♪ And two left feet You know I always drop ♪ 120 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:14,348 ♪ First thing a girl did Was a bop ♪ 121 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,193 ♪ I'm the whole damn cake And the cherry on top ♪ 122 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:18,419 ♪ Shook up the bottom Made a good girl pop ♪ 123 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,998 ♪ You ain't even here to party Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie ♪ 124 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:22,789 And don't let him give you shit, okay? 125 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,159 You have to stick up for yourself. 126 00:05:25,226 --> 00:05:27,395 ♪ I don't wanna Row, row, row the boat ♪ 127 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,363 ♪ Wrist full of rocks And I hope I float ♪ 128 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,666 ♪ Big up yourself 'Cause you know they don't ♪ 129 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,676 ♪ I chew, chew, chew 'Cause they hope I choke ♪ - [VOMITING] 130 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,403 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 131 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,080 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss ♪ 132 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,805 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 133 00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,793 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss ♪ 134 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,543 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪ 135 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,221 ♪ I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss ♪ 136 00:05:44,245 --> 00:05:46,013 [TEAMMATE 1] Oh, please. I give it a few days 137 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,515 before they're back together. 138 00:05:47,582 --> 00:05:48,992 [HARLEY] Even when I did try and tell people, 139 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,284 they didn't believe me. 140 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,929 [SHELL] Come on. She told me they're really 141 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:53,263 - broken up this time. - [TEAMMATE 1 SCOFFS] 142 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:55,089 [TEAMMATE 1] Sure they are, Shell. 143 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:57,034 That's why she's still wearing that tacky "J" necklace. 144 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,459 [TEAMMATES LAUGHING] 145 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,028 She is going to be running right back into his arms 146 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,597 the minute he snaps his fingers. 147 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,764 [TEAMMATE 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male 148 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:05,943 - with a pulse. - [TEAMMATE 2] Mmm-hmm. 149 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:08,069 Some people just aren't born 150 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,513 - to stand on their own. - [TEAMMATE 3] Oh, girl, 151 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,948 - let's drink. Come on. - [TEAMMATE 2] All right. 152 00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:12,252 [HARLEY] I knew I needed to find 153 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:13,908 some way to show the world 154 00:06:13,975 --> 00:06:16,911 that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good. 155 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:18,179 [TEAMMATE 2] Harley! 156 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,684 [HARLEY] Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. 157 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,885 The Joker and I? 158 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,354 Our love bloomed in 159 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:29,390 a highly toxic industrial processing plant. 160 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:31,959 ["JOKE'S ON YOU" PLAYING] 161 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,529 [GROANS SOFTLY] 162 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,964 And luckily for me, 163 00:06:37,031 --> 00:06:39,500 I have all my best ideas drunk. 164 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:43,070 I have the best idea! 165 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,573 - [URINATING] - [SIGHS HEAVILY] 166 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,441 ♪ Took my last breath ♪ 167 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,186 - [ENGINE STARTING] - ♪ Like the smoke from my lips ♪ 168 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:50,777 ♪ I've lied for you ♪ 169 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,115 The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here! 170 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,816 ♪ My knees are bruised From kneeling to you ♪ 171 00:06:56,884 --> 00:07:00,820 ♪ I've had enough But you're too hard to quit ♪ 172 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,290 - ♪ We've had our fun ♪ - [GRUNTS] 173 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,458 ♪ Now your sugar makes me sick ♪ 174 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,694 This is where it all began, Puddin'. 175 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:08,162 [GASPING] 176 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:10,665 You motherfucker! [GRUNTS] 177 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:15,569 ♪ And now I'm laughin' Through my tears ♪ 178 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:19,006 ♪ I'm cryin' through my fear ♪ 179 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:24,945 ♪ But baby If I had to choose ♪ 180 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,551 ♪ The joke's on you ♪ 181 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,091 ♪ The joke's on you ♪ 182 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:39,593 It was the closure I needed. 183 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,995 A fresh start. 184 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:43,130 A chance to be my own woman. 185 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:46,667 ♪ God knows I've tried to be kind ♪ 186 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:50,837 ♪ But I will just Lay down and die ♪ 187 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:54,909 ♪ Wearin' a fake smile ♪ 188 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,844 But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham 189 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,580 looking for emancipation. 190 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:03,617 This is our story. 191 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,254 And I'm telling it, 192 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,889 so I'll start where I fucking want. 193 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:12,293 Meet the cop. 194 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,028 I got 50 says it was turf war. 195 00:08:14,095 --> 00:08:15,363 Not him. 196 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,909 Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe. 197 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,066 Her. Renee Montoya. 198 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:20,601 Raised on '80s cop shows, 199 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,570 she's always saying cheesy shit like... 200 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,305 There was only one shooter. 201 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,173 Inside. 202 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,476 This guy shot out the glass. 203 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,577 Serrano. 204 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,445 Yo. Hey. 205 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,014 Have Ballistics check for a bullet 206 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,816 in one of those parked cars. 207 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,185 Ten years ago, she broke a career-making case. 208 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:39,954 - Did I stutter? - Go ahead. 209 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,757 But her partner at the time took all the credit. 210 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,592 So while he made captain, 211 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,503 she got stuck at detective level with this idiot. 212 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,562 Okay, you think one guy got all four? 213 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,264 Wait, wait, wait. [SHUSHING] 214 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:51,908 I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know. 215 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,301 - One guy... Bullet holes. - I'm trying to work. 216 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,104 I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead. 217 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,678 The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds. 218 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,623 - Two for each of these three. - [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 219 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,024 - [MAFIOSI CHATTERING] - [ROSSI] Yo, mind your debt. 220 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,250 I'm telling you. 221 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,427 That girl, Angelina, she's a princess. 222 00:09:10,451 --> 00:09:11,852 - Whoa. Hey. - Look at this. 223 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,463 - Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing? 224 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:14,555 [MAFIOSI GROANING] 225 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,661 - [YELLS] - [GROANING] 226 00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:27,535 And it wasn't about them. 227 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,938 It was all about this guy, right here. 228 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:33,407 [ROSSI BREATHING HEAVILY] 229 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,011 Do you know who I am? 230 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,014 [ROSSI] You fucking bitch. 231 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,283 [ROSSI CHOKING] 232 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,190 [ROSSI EXHALES] 233 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,959 And this arrow through his throat... 234 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:56,230 She wanted him to die slowly. 235 00:09:56,297 --> 00:09:59,133 - [MUNROE] She? - We got a hair. 236 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,101 And he's got a new assassin. 237 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,369 [MUNROE] Who does? 238 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,340 Roman Beauvais Sionis. 239 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:09,109 - [EXPLOSION] - Jesus Christ. 240 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,111 This is Montoya. What the hell was that? 241 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,147 [ALARM BLARING] 242 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:14,774 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - [MUNROE] Shit. 243 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,618 [MONTOYA] Wow. 244 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,196 - [OFFICER] Detective. - [MONTOYA] Yep? 245 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,055 Found this necklace. 246 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,725 Holy shit. 247 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,495 Good work, Officer. 248 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,396 What is it? 249 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,667 Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up. 250 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,903 What? 251 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,470 This was their spot. 252 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:39,473 She just publicly updated her relationship status. 253 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:43,945 Harley Quinn just called open season on herself. 254 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,579 She did not think this one through. 255 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,482 [HARLEY] Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through. 256 00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:50,751 I'm about to learn that a lot of people 257 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,453 in this city want me dead. 258 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,924 And at the top of that list is this guy. 259 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,291 [KEO FAMILY WHIMPERING] 260 00:10:57,358 --> 00:11:01,061 Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter. 261 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,230 You kinda forced my hand here. 262 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,699 Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed. 263 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:13,107 I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I? 264 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,242 [GROANING] 265 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:16,710 And I thought... Shh! 266 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,617 - [WHIMPERING CONTINUES] - [GROANING CONTINUES] 267 00:11:18,646 --> 00:11:21,048 I thought we could build something beautiful together. 268 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,918 I thought we could be family. 269 00:11:22,984 --> 00:11:24,318 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 270 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,559 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 271 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,699 - [MUFFLED SCREAMING] - I'm gonna set you free. 272 00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:41,168 Mmm... 273 00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:46,707 What about her? 274 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,841 [WHIMPERING] 275 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,647 I think we can let her go. 276 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,784 I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message. 277 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:57,930 [SIONIS AND ZSASZ LAUGHING] 278 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,158 [SIONIS] Baby. Aww. 279 00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:06,093 Don't cry. 280 00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:10,864 Thank you. [SNIFFLES] Thank you. 281 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,099 You're welcome. 282 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,367 [MISS KEO SNIFFLES] 283 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,103 Is that a snot bubble? 284 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,472 - Ew. Gross. - What? 285 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:21,141 Oh, I've changed my mind. Peel it off. 286 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,810 No. No! [SCREAMING] 287 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,447 [HARLEY] The wack job with the penchant 288 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,583 for peeling faces is Roman Sionis, 289 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,751 aka. 290 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,620 Black Mask. 291 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,389 [WHOOPS] 292 00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:38,826 The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar. 293 00:12:38,893 --> 00:12:41,729 See, I was halfway across town, 294 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,332 hungover, and thinking about breakfast. 295 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,243 - [SIZZLING] - ["I'M GONNA LOVE YOU JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY" PLAYING] 296 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:52,439 Egg, bacon, American cheese. 297 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:56,810 Soft, toasted buttered roll. 298 00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:59,713 Just a dash of hot sauce. 299 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,148 Not too much, Sal. 300 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,384 I wanna taste the cheese. 301 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,320 What a way to start my new life. 302 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,655 [SIGHS HAPPILY] 303 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:11,893 With the perfect egg sandwich. 304 00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:13,627 Mmm! 305 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,730 You're a lifesaver, Sal. 306 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,703 And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise. 307 00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:25,506 That's all the money I got in the world, 308 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,474 and it's so worth it. 309 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,012 [BOTH LAUGHING] 310 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:33,647 [HARLEY] I don't know if it's the stray Armenian arm hair, 311 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,382 or the fact that his cheese slices 312 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,284 are always six months out of date, 313 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:41,089 but no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal. 314 00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:43,323 I mean it, Sal. No one. 315 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,595 ♪ Deeper and deeper ♪ 316 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:52,067 ♪ In love with you I'm falling ♪ 317 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,135 ♪ Sweeter and sweeter ♪ 318 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,271 ♪ Your tender words of love Keep calling ♪ 319 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,040 [POLICE SIREN WAILS] 320 00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:00,674 Freeze! Gotham PD. 321 00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:03,912 [HARLEY] Yeah, I don't think so. 322 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,379 Are you fucking kidding me? 323 00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,966 - [CAR HORN HONKING] - [BRAKES SCREECH] 324 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,385 Yo! Police. 325 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,520 [HARLEY] It had been six short hours 326 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,322 since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals 327 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:16,690 announced to the world 328 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,526 that Mr. J and I were dunzo. 329 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:24,264 The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone. 330 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,135 Cops who never would've dared come after me before 331 00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:29,104 were suddenly doing this. 332 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,370 [YELLING] 333 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:36,978 [GASPS] Ooh! 334 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:38,312 [MONTOYA] Freeze! 335 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,948 - [HARLEY] And what's worse? - Move! 336 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:41,782 Every person I ever wronged now felt free 337 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:44,018 to come and take their pound of flesh. 338 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,452 [YELPS] 339 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,902 [BRAKES SCREECH] 340 00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:03,771 Turns out I wronged a lot of people. 341 00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:08,509 - Come on, boy. Get him! - [SCREAMS] 342 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:10,945 Oh... 343 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:26,961 Finally. 344 00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,329 [HUMMING] 345 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,933 [LAUGHING] 346 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,768 [SCREAMING] 347 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,738 [HARLEY] And then... 348 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,016 [WHISPERING] We're gonna get through this, okay? 349 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,541 Tragedy struck. 350 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,043 [SCREAMS] 351 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,985 [WAILING] 352 00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:54,956 It took losing something I truly love 353 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:57,926 for me to see that the target on my back 354 00:15:57,992 --> 00:15:59,526 was bigger than I thought. 355 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,830 [MONTOYA] Freeze. 356 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,233 [HARLEY] With the walls closing in around me, 357 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,800 I made a carefully calculated, 358 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,369 - highly strategic move. - [GRUNTS] 359 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,738 [GROANS] 360 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,216 Fine. It was dumb luck. But still... 361 00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,649 That felt pretty great. 362 00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:25,786 [GRUNTS] 363 00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,621 Sorry for busting in on you like that, 364 00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:29,090 but thanks for the shortcut. 365 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,591 See ya. Oh! 366 00:16:31,226 --> 00:16:32,994 There she is. 367 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,062 Harley Quinn. 368 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,563 Yeah? 369 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,365 I've waited a long time for this. 370 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,068 You have? 371 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,036 Oh... 372 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,938 I haven't had breakfast yet. 373 00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:46,908 What did I do to you? 374 00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:48,542 Are you serious? 375 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,112 Look at my face. 376 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,481 Look at my face! 377 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,552 - [HARLEY LAUGHING] - [SCREAMING] 378 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,655 Oh... 379 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,558 That wasn't me. 380 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,560 But you dared him to do it. 381 00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,462 Yeah, but I dare a lot of people 382 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,107 to do a lot of things, okay? Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. 383 00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,132 I know. 384 00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,935 That means 385 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,037 there's no one here to stop me. 386 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,173 - Right. - You're gonna die, Quinn. 387 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,474 - [YELLS] - Ooh. A penny. 388 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,243 [HAPPY GROANS] 389 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,878 [HAPPY CHOKING] 390 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,482 They're shooting arrows now? 391 00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:35,156 [CONTINUES CHOKING] 392 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,028 Ah, crap. 393 00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,561 Him, too? 394 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,234 [HAPPY GROANS] 395 00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:47,501 [THUDS] 396 00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:52,806 Parley? 397 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,244 [DESK SERGEANT SIGHS] 398 00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,546 Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole. 399 00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,049 Not today, Simpson. 400 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:03,351 Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders. 401 00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,452 I mean, your elderly. [LAUGHING] 402 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,829 You're only a few years younger than me, 403 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,165 and you're still behind that desk. 404 00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:09,523 You wanna go there? 405 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,558 Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it. 406 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,895 [MONTOYA] Cassandra Cain, back already? 407 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,165 Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught. 408 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,901 What? No comeback? 409 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,736 [COUGHS] 410 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:24,838 You all right? 411 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,774 You smell like shit. 412 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,311 [MONTOYA SCOFFS] 413 00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,612 Yo, Simpson. 414 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,949 Any clean clothes in lost and found? 415 00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:41,055 These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya. 416 00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,957 The Sionis family name is on 417 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:44,624 half the museums and schools in Gotham. 418 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,061 And that makes him immune to the law, Captain? 419 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:50,797 [HARLEY] Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine. 420 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,201 Remember the guy who stole her promotion? 421 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,501 That's him. 422 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,536 He had four people killed alone last night. 423 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,339 If Roman Sionis is such a mastermind, 424 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,607 how'd he get fired from his own fucking company? 425 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,876 The Janus Corporation is 426 00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,643 his father's company, thank you. 427 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,947 And by the way, they cut him off. 428 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,615 Where does the DA's office stand on all this? 429 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,984 [HARLEY] To make matters worse, 430 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:11,818 the assistant DA? That's her ex. 431 00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:14,322 The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders... 432 00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:16,324 There's a shipment coming in. 433 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:17,557 [ERICKSON] Drugs? 434 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,193 - A diamond. - [MUNROE] A diamond. 435 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,938 Wow, Montoya. Should we call the Feds for backup? 436 00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:23,231 [MONTOYA] Listen, I had a source at the club. 437 00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,899 His driver. 438 00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:26,509 He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing. 439 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,701 And he said that he overheard 440 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:28,846 something about laser-encoding. 441 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,238 Now, I did some research. 442 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,974 I think it's the Bertinelli diamond. 443 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,776 You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right? 444 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,278 [HARLEY] Quick history lesson. 445 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,113 Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest. 446 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,916 Mafia families in Gotham was gunned down. 447 00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,618 It was a power grab, but the real target 448 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,753 was the Bertinellis' super-secret 449 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,123 offshore bank accounts, 450 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,868 the details of which were said to be encoded 451 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:54,529 in the atomic structure of a 30-carat diamond. 452 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,230 The rock was lost. 453 00:19:56,297 --> 00:19:59,633 And with it, the only key to the Bertinelli fortune. 454 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,635 Which is exactly why Roman Sionis 455 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,272 is trying to get his hands on it. 456 00:20:04,338 --> 00:20:06,374 That's what makes him so dangerous. 457 00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:08,176 He's already building an army. 458 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:09,277 If he gets the diamond, 459 00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:10,912 he'll have all the money and connections 460 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,114 to bribe every single judge and cop 461 00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:15,249 he needs to get a monopoly on the city. 462 00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:17,285 You said you had someone on the inside? 463 00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:20,955 - [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] - Yes. He's... [STAMMERING] 464 00:20:21,022 --> 00:20:22,156 He's no longer there, but... 465 00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:24,392 So basically, you have nothing. 466 00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,427 You are trying to go after 467 00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:29,297 one of the most litigious and wealthiest families in Gotham, 468 00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:31,598 and all you've got is rumors and a hunch? 469 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,265 - [VIBRATING CONTINUES] - Well, you know, 470 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,602 the DA's office is building a case against him, too. 471 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,004 Isn't that right, Miss Yee? 472 00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:38,973 Listen, if the DA is willing to throw himself 473 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,741 out in front of this, it's fine with me. 474 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,910 Captain, no. 475 00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,778 Listen, Munroe, find me 476 00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:47,215 some tangible connection to Sionis, all right? 477 00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,517 - Yes, sir. - Wait, wait, wait. Captain. 478 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:50,851 This is my case, okay? 479 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,619 I've been working on this for six months. 480 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:57,291 We need something that we can actually use, Detective. 481 00:20:57,358 --> 00:20:59,227 And, Miss Montoya, we do have a dress code. 482 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,299 - Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No. 483 00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:06,968 That is my job you are fucking with. 484 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,702 What is wrong with you, Renee? 485 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,471 Me? He gave my case away. 486 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,073 Oh, poor Renee. 487 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,550 Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon. 488 00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:14,575 Wow. 489 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,977 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 490 00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:20,314 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 491 00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:22,250 [LANCE] Why the fuck haven't you 492 00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:23,594 been picking up your phone? We've got a situation. 493 00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:24,952 What... What situation? 494 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,387 You didn't hear this from me, 495 00:21:26,454 --> 00:21:28,489 but you gotta find her before someone else does. 496 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,992 She's got the diamond, and trust me, Roman will kill her. 497 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,659 My diamond? Who? Who's got it? 498 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,128 This kid. 499 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:37,131 She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain. 500 00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:39,133 Holy fuck. 501 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,176 [DINGING] 502 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,112 Can I help you? 503 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,589 [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Why, yes. Yes, you can. 504 00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,714 I'm here to report a terrible crime. 505 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,419 And what terrible crime is that? 506 00:21:58,486 --> 00:21:59,887 ["DANGER" PLAYING] 507 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,056 [IN NORMAL VOICE] This one. 508 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,293 [GROANS] 509 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,999 ♪ Danger, danger ♪ 510 00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:15,336 ♪ Danger, danger ♪ 511 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:19,373 ♪ Ring the alarm Ring the alarm ♪ 512 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,675 Hi, boys. 513 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,410 [GROANS] 514 00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,378 ♪ Danger, danger ♪ 515 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,881 Meeting's over. 516 00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,149 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 517 00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,123 [LAUGHING] 518 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,015 [GROANS] 519 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,055 [SCREAMS] 520 00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:19,333 [SCREAMS] 521 00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:27,841 Run, piggy, run. 522 00:23:31,679 --> 00:23:32,880 [GIGGLING] 523 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:37,485 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 524 00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:42,056 [HARLEY] Hold up, hold up. I'm telling this all wrong. 525 00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:43,724 Let's rewind. 526 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,393 For you to understand why me, 527 00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:46,979 the cop, and that dame on the toilet... 528 00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:48,396 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 529 00:23:48,462 --> 00:23:50,998 Are all looking for this Cain character... 530 00:23:51,065 --> 00:23:53,634 I gotta take you back a few days, 531 00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:57,204 to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club. 532 00:23:59,607 --> 00:24:04,945 [SINGING] ♪ This is a man's world ♪ 533 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:12,553 ♪ This is a man's world ♪ 534 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,221 [HARLEY] This is Dinah Lance. 535 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,390 ♪ But it would be nothing ♪ 536 00:24:16,457 --> 00:24:18,059 [HARLEY] But she prefers Black Canary. 537 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:21,362 ♪ Nothing ♪ 538 00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:23,097 [HARLEY] She's got a killer voice. 539 00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:25,566 ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪ 540 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,110 [HARLEY] But there was some other shit 541 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,269 going down that night. 542 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:29,836 [SIONIS] short notice like this. 543 00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:32,173 I'm not talking superficial partnerships. 544 00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:36,744 I'm talking you and me having each other's backs. 545 00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:38,245 The Golden Lions can't just 546 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,481 wander into Gotham National Bank. 547 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,949 I can. 548 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:44,452 Loans, liquidity, laundering. 549 00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:47,521 Look, if you bring your boys into the fold, 550 00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:51,025 there are no limits to what we could achieve together. 551 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:54,195 I'm building something special. 552 00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:56,863 I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis. 553 00:24:56,931 --> 00:25:00,101 But with all due respect, 554 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,470 the Golden Lions are a family business. 555 00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:06,040 Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that. 556 00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:07,475 Family's a fucking illusion. 557 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,944 You know what my family gave me? Nothing. 558 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,579 I know what everyone says. 559 00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:13,280 "Here comes Roman Sionis. 560 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,483 He was handed life on a silver spoon." 561 00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:17,551 "Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'll have the duck." 562 00:25:17,618 --> 00:25:20,788 Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks. 563 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:21,989 [SIONIS SCOFFS] 564 00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:24,492 But look at me now. 565 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:27,261 I've located the Bertinelli diamond. 566 00:25:27,328 --> 00:25:29,130 I'm about to own this city. 567 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,065 Not just the East End. 568 00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:33,033 I am thinking big, baby. 569 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:36,103 And I want you there with me. 570 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,305 We could make our own family. 571 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,273 Mr. Sionis, 572 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,808 the Golden Lions have operated 573 00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:42,576 in Gotham for nearly 100 years. 574 00:25:44,311 --> 00:25:46,947 We have no need of your protection. 575 00:25:47,014 --> 00:25:49,450 [HARLEY] He's gonna regret that. 576 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:50,551 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 577 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,286 [CHUCKLES] 578 00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,394 Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me? 579 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:02,363 Run it by that beautiful wife of yours, 580 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,799 and I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow. 581 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,133 Okay? 582 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,107 [SIGHS] 583 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:17,378 [SINGING] ♪ This is a man's world ♪ 584 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,547 - ♪ It would be nothing ♪ - [EXHALES DEEPLY] 585 00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:21,549 ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪ 586 00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:23,017 [WHOOPS] 587 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,887 Who's having a good time? You are. [LAUGHS] 588 00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:27,421 ♪ Lost in the wilderness ♪ 589 00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:28,890 - Food is good? - [ALL AGREEING] 590 00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:30,458 Do you need any more cocktails? 591 00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:32,426 ♪ Lost in the bitterness ♪ 592 00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:34,195 Your good health. 593 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:36,464 ♪ He's lost in the loneliness ♪ 594 00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:40,000 ♪ He's lost ♪ 595 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:43,838 ♪ This is a man's world ♪ 596 00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:46,740 ♪ It wouldn't be nothing ♪ 597 00:26:47,641 --> 00:26:49,510 [HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING] 598 00:26:55,850 --> 00:27:00,020 ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪ 599 00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:05,426 [HARLEY] Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years. 600 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,727 Come on! 601 00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:08,271 [HARLEY] He calls her his little bird, 602 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,763 and he's got her wrapped 603 00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:12,266 right around his fancy little finger. 604 00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:18,506 [BARTENDER] Here you go, Canary. 605 00:27:18,572 --> 00:27:19,673 Thank you. 606 00:27:20,942 --> 00:27:23,644 How do you spell "mercenary"? 607 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,046 Merceninny... 608 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:28,315 Merceran? 609 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,424 Singer lady woman! 610 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:40,427 You're really, really good. 611 00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:41,495 Yeah. 612 00:27:42,596 --> 00:27:43,597 [SIGHS] 613 00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:49,803 Know what a harlequin is? 614 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:54,742 Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup? 615 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,143 Oof! 616 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,178 Ouch! 617 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:04,118 A harlequin's role 618 00:28:05,219 --> 00:28:07,254 is to serve. 619 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,523 An audience. 620 00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:12,159 A master. 621 00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:18,098 You know, a harlequin's nothing without a master. 622 00:28:19,901 --> 00:28:24,838 And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that. 623 00:28:27,775 --> 00:28:30,011 [SIONIS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 624 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:31,512 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 625 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,616 Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, 626 00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:36,684 but I'm not her. 627 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,388 Puddin' and I broke up. 628 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,198 I haven't told that to anyone. 629 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,635 Yeah. 630 00:28:54,702 --> 00:28:56,470 For good this time. 631 00:28:58,172 --> 00:29:01,775 And for the first time in a long time, 632 00:29:03,044 --> 00:29:05,312 I'm all on my lonesome. 633 00:29:09,918 --> 00:29:11,485 It's great. 634 00:29:14,889 --> 00:29:16,624 Welcome to the club. 635 00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:19,460 Thanks. 636 00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:23,697 [MAN] Hey, don't be lonesome. How about another drink? 637 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,366 - Yes! - Yeah? 638 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,002 - Yeah. - It's on me. 639 00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,269 - Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots. 640 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:30,738 [BOTH LAUGHING] 641 00:29:32,573 --> 00:29:34,274 Hey. 642 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:35,709 - [LAUGHING] - [GROANS] 643 00:29:37,078 --> 00:29:38,445 [MAN HUMMING] 644 00:29:39,881 --> 00:29:41,215 [MAN LAUGHING] 645 00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,819 We're all good here. [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 646 00:29:56,965 --> 00:29:58,699 [SIGHS] 647 00:29:58,766 --> 00:30:01,435 - I don't wanna go home. - Oh, no? No. 648 00:30:01,502 --> 00:30:03,270 - [LAUGHING] - No. 649 00:30:04,873 --> 00:30:07,474 [MAN] Let me know if you're gonna get sick. 650 00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:10,277 Your chariot's arrived. Oh, there you go. 651 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:11,621 [HARLEY] Are we getting breakfast? 652 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,323 [MAN] Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help. 653 00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:14,983 This is my friend. 654 00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,450 I told you all about... 655 00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:17,694 Hey, get the door, man. I got her, I got her. 656 00:30:17,718 --> 00:30:19,687 - There we go. - [HARLEY] Wait. 657 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,855 Isn't that Joker's girl? 658 00:30:21,923 --> 00:30:22,991 Not anymore. 659 00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:24,258 [LANCE] Got room for one more? 660 00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,492 Hey. 661 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,795 - [ALL GRUNTING] - Huh? 662 00:30:30,531 --> 00:30:34,234 I don't need your help. I got this. 663 00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,837 You got this? You sure about that? 664 00:30:36,905 --> 00:30:38,907 Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you. 665 00:30:38,973 --> 00:30:40,307 ["UNWIND YOURSELF" PLAYING] 666 00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:44,278 - [GROANS] - Uh... 667 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,948 ♪ Unwind yourself ♪ 668 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:48,649 [GROANING] 669 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:51,819 ♪ Turn your soul Soul loose ♪ 670 00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:55,456 You got this! 671 00:30:57,058 --> 00:30:59,460 You motherfucker! 672 00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:02,931 Whoo! 673 00:31:02,997 --> 00:31:04,398 - [YELLS] - [GROANING] 674 00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:06,134 ♪ Find yourself ♪ 675 00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:09,403 Well, well, well, well, well, well. 676 00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:12,606 Could that be our little Miss Lance? 677 00:31:12,673 --> 00:31:14,408 All these years, I thought she was just 678 00:31:14,475 --> 00:31:16,911 a pretty face and a fine set of lungs. 679 00:31:18,612 --> 00:31:20,347 Ooh. 680 00:31:20,414 --> 00:31:25,220 Mr. Zsasz, I've had an amazing idea. 681 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,122 ♪ It won't break ♪ 682 00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:30,959 ♪ Turn her loose And let it shake ♪ 683 00:31:31,025 --> 00:31:32,593 ♪ Let it shake now ♪ 684 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:34,695 That's my little bird. 685 00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:41,169 Don't touch what you can't afford, mister. 686 00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,436 - Shut up. - [ZSASZ WHISTLING] 687 00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:47,374 Oh, songbird. 688 00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:49,543 You drive as good as you fight? 689 00:31:52,147 --> 00:31:53,647 Who's asking? 690 00:31:53,714 --> 00:31:55,282 The boss. 691 00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:57,018 You're getting promoted. 692 00:32:00,054 --> 00:32:01,588 You're his new driver. 693 00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:04,192 Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good 694 00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:05,459 with the singing gig. 695 00:32:05,526 --> 00:32:07,528 You'll be good at the driving gig. 696 00:32:08,562 --> 00:32:12,766 Be here tomorrow. 9:00 a.m. Sharp. 697 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,435 [HARLEY] So, that's how Canary got herself a job 698 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:18,405 driving around Gotham's newest Godfather. 699 00:32:18,472 --> 00:32:21,708 A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant 700 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:24,611 without the help of yours truly. 701 00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:26,413 [SNORING] 702 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,025 - ["COLLAGE" PLAYING] - [CHILDREN CHATTERING] 703 00:32:28,049 --> 00:32:29,817 ♪ Red for the light Gotta stop this thing ♪ 704 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,886 ♪ Find a song to sing That is everything ♪ 705 00:32:31,953 --> 00:32:32,753 Morning. 706 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,223 ♪ That I meant to say ♪ 707 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:39,626 ♪ I meant to say ♪ 708 00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:45,809 [CASSANDRA'S FATHER] You're the one who wanted the kid! 709 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,534 [CASSANDRA'S MOTHER] I never wanted her! 710 00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:48,802 [LANCE SCOFFS] 711 00:32:50,038 --> 00:32:51,705 Let me guess. Parents? 712 00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:53,707 Foster parents. 713 00:32:53,774 --> 00:32:54,775 Right. 714 00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:57,678 Sorry, kid. 715 00:32:57,744 --> 00:33:00,480 Sorry about your face. 716 00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:02,984 Shit, you do have something on your face. 717 00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:06,453 [LAUGHING] You should've seen the other guy. 718 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,455 [CASSANDRA'S FOSTER PARENTS CONTINUE ARGUING] 719 00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,691 Uh... 720 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:11,859 [CASSANDRA'S FATHER] I want 721 00:33:11,926 --> 00:33:13,727 that kid out of my fucking house! 722 00:33:13,794 --> 00:33:16,496 You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this. 723 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:18,732 You just gotta hang in there. 724 00:33:24,705 --> 00:33:26,473 Get something to eat. 725 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:30,711 Stay outta that. It's not worth it. 726 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,200 [CASSANDRA'S FATHER] Don't talk to me like that. 727 00:33:43,824 --> 00:33:45,459 [HARLEY] Canary spends the next week 728 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,963 settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver. 729 00:33:58,106 --> 00:33:59,740 Ew. Okay. 730 00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:01,175 What she didn't know 731 00:34:01,242 --> 00:34:02,877 is that driving Mr. Face-peely-pants 732 00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:05,412 was gonna put her right in the crosshairs 733 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:07,916 of my favorite little piggy. 734 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:09,716 Dinah Lance? 735 00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:11,052 Who the hell are you? 736 00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:14,721 I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD. 737 00:34:17,091 --> 00:34:21,162 Your predecessor and I had an arrangement. 738 00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:22,663 Oh, really? 739 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,932 He told me that there was 740 00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:27,168 a shipment coming in. A diamond. 741 00:34:27,235 --> 00:34:30,305 A very special diamond. 742 00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:33,707 Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee. 743 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,912 Do you know who you're working for? 744 00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,579 You're damn right, I do. He's the man who 745 00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,581 gave me a job. Took me off the streets. 746 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:44,451 Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man. 747 00:34:44,518 --> 00:34:47,322 A criminal. A murderer. 748 00:34:47,388 --> 00:34:48,655 What would your mother think of 749 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:50,791 you working for a guy like that, huh? 750 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:53,061 You have the same power she had. 751 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:54,929 Don't you think she would want you to use it? 752 00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,863 The hell do you know about my mother? 753 00:34:56,931 --> 00:34:59,968 Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD. 754 00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,636 - She was a good woman. - Yeah. 755 00:35:02,703 --> 00:35:05,106 She was a damn good woman. 756 00:35:05,173 --> 00:35:06,573 The kind of woman 757 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,043 who put everyone else's lives before her own. 758 00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:11,812 And when she was found dead in the street, 759 00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:15,950 where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then? 760 00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,952 Now you wanna come and knock on my door 761 00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:19,921 and ask me to help you out 762 00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:22,123 and make the same mistake she did? 763 00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:26,793 Yeah. Good luck with that. 764 00:35:28,196 --> 00:35:29,964 That's fair enough. 765 00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:32,100 And I'm sorry for your loss. 766 00:35:33,434 --> 00:35:35,802 For the record, 767 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:39,273 that would never happen on my watch. 768 00:35:41,842 --> 00:35:44,511 [ZSASZ] The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated. 769 00:35:44,578 --> 00:35:47,015 "Capitulated." Of course they did. 770 00:35:47,081 --> 00:35:49,516 I told you that Keo scene would send a message. 771 00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:50,650 [ZSASZ LAUGHS] 772 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,586 It sure did, boss. 773 00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:54,554 It sure fucking did. 774 00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:57,058 [LAUGHING] Crossbow Killer 775 00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:00,261 struck again last night. 776 00:36:00,328 --> 00:36:01,929 Rossi and four of his guys. 777 00:36:01,996 --> 00:36:04,932 People don't kill people I own without my permission. 778 00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:06,934 Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that? 779 00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:08,635 - You know that! - I know it. 780 00:36:08,702 --> 00:36:09,880 Why doesn't this crossbow guy? 781 00:36:09,904 --> 00:36:11,738 Why don't I own the crossbow guy? 782 00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:14,876 - You should own him. - I mean, I like crossbows. 783 00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:16,944 Oh, good morning. Good morning. 784 00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,612 - Morning. - Come in. Come in. 785 00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:21,516 We're just finishing up a little business. Look around. 786 00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:23,418 - You're late. - [SIONIS] It's fine. 787 00:36:23,484 --> 00:36:25,585 Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late? 788 00:36:25,652 --> 00:36:27,721 No. Isn't this stunning? 789 00:36:29,357 --> 00:36:32,592 That is a Chokwe mask. 790 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,695 I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe 791 00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:37,831 in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been? 792 00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:38,966 - I've never been. - Mmm. 793 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:40,301 I've heard it's beautiful. 794 00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:41,969 - It's dirty. - Oh... 795 00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:46,174 Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head. 796 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,641 Shuar of Ecuador. 797 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,219 They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle. 798 00:36:49,243 --> 00:36:51,245 - I think you might like them. - Really? 799 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:53,647 Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies 800 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,582 and they make these little fellas. 801 00:36:55,649 --> 00:36:57,289 - Exquisite, aren't they? Look. - Mmm-hmm. 802 00:36:57,351 --> 00:37:00,720 Look at those little ears. And his little haircut. 803 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:02,490 - Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. - Wow. 804 00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:04,525 And now he's just an ornament in my living room. 805 00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:06,693 - Ew! I love it. - Yeah? 806 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,362 These are ancient acupuncture models. 807 00:37:08,429 --> 00:37:11,099 As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points. 808 00:37:11,165 --> 00:37:14,235 And we found these buried in the mountains. 809 00:37:14,302 --> 00:37:17,505 Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night. 810 00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:18,940 All right, all right, 811 00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:21,209 let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it. 812 00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:23,111 Is he an acupuncture model, too? 813 00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:24,845 He is not an acupuncture model. 814 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,414 This is a statue of me. 815 00:37:26,481 --> 00:37:28,125 It was made by a very famous Gotham artist... 816 00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:30,851 [ZSASZ] Harley Quinn did it. 817 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:33,321 Some kind of "fuck you" to the Joker. 818 00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:35,123 They split. 819 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,758 What's wrong with you, Victor? 820 00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:41,896 - Talk about burying the lede. - Yeah. 821 00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,932 This is spectacular news! 822 00:37:44,999 --> 00:37:47,401 She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. 823 00:37:47,468 --> 00:37:48,936 Have the boys go find her. 824 00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,837 Round her up, bring her back. I want her. 825 00:37:50,905 --> 00:37:52,874 You, I have something I want you to pick me up. 826 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,409 Something super-duper important, okay? 827 00:37:55,476 --> 00:37:56,810 - Okay. - I'll go with you. 828 00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,678 - Yeah, go with Victor. - It's just a pickup. 829 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:00,281 No, he's harmless. 830 00:38:00,348 --> 00:38:02,617 Do as you're told. Go. 831 00:38:02,682 --> 00:38:05,520 ["SWAY WITH ME" PLAYING] 832 00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:08,890 ♪ When marimba rhythm Starts to play ♪ 833 00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:10,790 ♪ Dance with me ♪ 834 00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:12,859 ♪ Make me sway ♪ 835 00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:16,663 ♪ Like a lazy ocean Hugs the shore ♪ 836 00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:18,533 All right. We can go. 837 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:19,934 I'll take that. 838 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,536 Mr. S said for me to hold on to it. 839 00:38:21,602 --> 00:38:23,437 Go get your car. 840 00:38:25,439 --> 00:38:29,110 [HARLEY] That rock. That rock's about to become the key 841 00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,677 to whether or not I live to 842 00:38:30,744 --> 00:38:32,947 enjoy my newfound independence. 843 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,885 Get off me. 844 00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:39,387 What the hell are you doing here? 845 00:38:39,453 --> 00:38:41,122 You're not the only one who makes money 846 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:43,391 off of dumb, rich, white people. 847 00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:44,959 Well, you know what? 848 00:38:45,026 --> 00:38:46,769 One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis. 849 00:38:46,793 --> 00:38:49,096 Okay. Whatever. 850 00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:53,668 Dumb-ass kids. 851 00:38:53,733 --> 00:38:55,802 ♪ I be on the list Always in the midst ♪ 852 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,638 Excuse me. Sorry. 853 00:38:57,704 --> 00:38:59,140 ♪ Bad boy don't miss ♪ 854 00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:01,242 ♪ Run up on me I bet he get the gist ♪ 855 00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:04,312 ♪ Tell your people to call me If it is 'bout that chicken ♪ 856 00:39:04,378 --> 00:39:07,682 ♪ The most wanted in Gotham All your diamonds is missin' ♪ 857 00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:09,283 I really like your earrings. 858 00:39:09,350 --> 00:39:10,850 Why, thank you. 859 00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,762 ♪ This a suicide mission You need to make a decision ♪ 860 00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,754 There's the thief. There's the thief. 861 00:39:17,158 --> 00:39:18,292 [CASSANDRA] Get off of me! 862 00:39:18,359 --> 00:39:20,995 That little girl took my watch. 863 00:39:21,062 --> 00:39:22,997 [CASSANDRA] I didn't do nothing. 864 00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:26,742 Where the fuck's the diamond? 865 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,369 I just fucking had it. 866 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,271 Cass! 867 00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:32,406 ♪ When marimba rhythm Starts to play ♪ 868 00:39:32,473 --> 00:39:33,574 Wait! 869 00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:35,009 Wait, wait! 870 00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:37,712 Halt! 871 00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:39,813 - Fuck! - [GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 872 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,350 ♪ Sway me more ♪ 873 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,867 [HARLEY] In the storytelling business, 874 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:04,105 this dummy swallowing that diamond 875 00:40:04,171 --> 00:40:07,908 is called a complication. 876 00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:11,811 A complication I didn't exactly need right now. 877 00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:15,815 Parley? 878 00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,088 We lost the diamond. 879 00:40:21,155 --> 00:40:22,256 What? 880 00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,958 We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid... 881 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:26,327 We never even got our hands on it. 882 00:40:26,394 --> 00:40:27,595 [SIONIS GRUNTING] 883 00:40:27,662 --> 00:40:28,862 Ow! 884 00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:31,798 [YELPING] Help! 885 00:40:31,865 --> 00:40:33,867 Get out! Get out of here! 886 00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:36,070 You, too! Go! With your fucking sage 887 00:40:36,137 --> 00:40:38,539 stinking my place up. Fuck off! 888 00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,241 [ZSASZ] Here she is. 889 00:40:40,308 --> 00:40:41,309 She's a child! 890 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,619 - Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid. 891 00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:44,211 She's... What? 892 00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,089 [HENCHMAN] We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested. 893 00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:47,415 Fuck off! Get out. 894 00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:49,116 - Fucking out! - [OBJECT CLATTERING] 895 00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,885 Fuck! These are my things. 896 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:52,586 - This diamond is my things. - Yes. 897 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,121 My things! 898 00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:55,923 Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I? 899 00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:57,658 - No. - Why is this happening to me? 900 00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:58,926 Why? 901 00:41:00,428 --> 00:41:02,430 I'm gonna get your diamond back. 902 00:41:03,531 --> 00:41:05,032 I promise. 903 00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:10,137 Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? 904 00:41:11,505 --> 00:41:13,641 Blow off a little steam. 905 00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:16,610 Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. 906 00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:18,312 [ZSASZ LAUGHS] 907 00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:21,248 Okay. I'll go get changed. 908 00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:30,124 [BLOWS KISS] 909 00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,199 Shit, Cass. 910 00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:46,607 [SIONIS] I don't care what it takes, I want my diamond back. 911 00:41:46,674 --> 00:41:48,976 [ZSASZ] We're working on it. 912 00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:51,879 Now, let's go have a little fun. 913 00:41:56,684 --> 00:42:01,589 Harleen Quinzel. 914 00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:02,656 Whoo! 915 00:42:04,058 --> 00:42:05,393 Hiya, Romy. 916 00:42:06,594 --> 00:42:09,163 Do you know why you're here? Hmm? 917 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,974 [HARLEY] When it comes to me and Roman Sionis, 918 00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:13,801 there are a lot of possible answers to this question. 919 00:42:13,868 --> 00:42:15,369 Breaking his driver's legs. 920 00:42:15,436 --> 00:42:17,438 There's that time I called it an "expresso." 921 00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:19,082 Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off. 922 00:42:19,106 --> 00:42:21,609 [UNINTELLIGIBLE OVERLAPPING NARRATION] 923 00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:26,180 Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now. 924 00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:28,482 - You're here because... - Oh, God, stop. 925 00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:30,818 You're gonna do that thing where you open up 926 00:42:30,886 --> 00:42:32,386 a weird-ass case of torture devices 927 00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:34,955 while inexplicably detailing your master plan 928 00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:36,290 and how I don't fit into it. 929 00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:37,725 I'm building a better... 930 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,326 Seriously, you don't have to. Really! 931 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,861 You're building a criminal empire 932 00:42:40,928 --> 00:42:42,763 because Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp. 933 00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,608 And you think this is a big "fuck you," but in actuality 934 00:42:44,632 --> 00:42:46,443 it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect. 935 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:49,603 I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think. 936 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:51,715 And you're really not as clever as you think, because 937 00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:54,041 - now I'm gonna slice your... - Oh, Jesus Christmas. 938 00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,243 Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me 939 00:42:56,310 --> 00:42:58,212 to set an example. Christ, you're boring. 940 00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:00,981 - I wanna kill you... - Shit. 941 00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:03,350 Because without the Joker around, 942 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,487 I can. 943 00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:12,460 For all your noise and bluster, 944 00:43:12,526 --> 00:43:13,929 you're just a silly little girl 945 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:15,996 with no one around to protect her. 946 00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:22,336 - Whoa. Wait. - What? 947 00:43:22,403 --> 00:43:23,939 - Don't kill me. - Ha! Right. 948 00:43:24,004 --> 00:43:25,749 - No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman. - [MEOWS] 949 00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,651 - Come on. There's gotta be something, - [LAUGHS] 950 00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:30,177 - Something we can figure out. Hey! - [ZSASZ SHUSHING] 951 00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:32,446 Wait, wait! You lost something, right? 952 00:43:32,513 --> 00:43:34,033 You lost something. I heard you say it. 953 00:43:34,081 --> 00:43:35,282 A diamond. 954 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,122 Yeah. 955 00:43:43,257 --> 00:43:45,459 I can help you find it. 956 00:43:45,526 --> 00:43:48,662 Seriously. Look in my pocket. 957 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,234 Other pocket. 958 00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:04,178 I'm starting up my own business. 959 00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:05,845 See what it says? Second from the bottom. 960 00:44:07,581 --> 00:44:08,582 [SCOFFS] 961 00:44:10,117 --> 00:44:12,954 I know the East End better than anybody. 962 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:16,190 You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. 963 00:44:16,257 --> 00:44:18,459 Mr. J once lost a rare photograph 964 00:44:18,526 --> 00:44:19,961 of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, 965 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:22,162 and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park. 966 00:44:22,229 --> 00:44:24,365 If you let me go, 967 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:28,369 just for now, I'll get you that rock back. 968 00:44:28,435 --> 00:44:30,571 What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first, 969 00:44:30,638 --> 00:44:32,506 swear to God, you can kill me later. 970 00:44:32,573 --> 00:44:35,175 Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart. 971 00:44:35,242 --> 00:44:36,710 - [GROANS] - You're so tiresome! 972 00:44:38,212 --> 00:44:39,847 If you want my mercy, 973 00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:43,384 shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen. 974 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:46,287 [ECHOING] You're gonna get me my diamond. 975 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,830 [SINGING] ♪ A kiss on the hand May be quite continental ♪ 976 00:44:56,898 --> 00:45:00,801 ♪ But diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 977 00:45:01,937 --> 00:45:04,538 ♪ A kiss may be grand ♪ 978 00:45:04,605 --> 00:45:08,809 ♪ But it won't pay the rental On your humble flat ♪ 979 00:45:08,877 --> 00:45:11,779 ♪ Or help you at the automat ♪ 980 00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:16,083 ♪ Diamonds ♪ 981 00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:17,193 [SIONIS] I will be waiting. 982 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:18,252 [CHORUS] ♪ Diamonds ♪ 983 00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:19,386 ♪ Diamonds ♪ 984 00:45:19,453 --> 00:45:21,121 [SIONIS] The diamond. 985 00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:22,556 [CHORUS] ♪ Diamonds ♪ 986 00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:23,691 Romy, Roman. 987 00:45:23,757 --> 00:45:24,926 [LAUGHING] 988 00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:26,713 [SIONIS IN ROBOTIC VOICE] I will be waiting. 989 00:45:28,063 --> 00:45:29,430 [CHORUS] ♪ But diamonds ♪ 990 00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:32,333 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best ♪ 991 00:45:36,203 --> 00:45:39,340 I'll give you till midnight. 992 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:42,710 And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face 993 00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:44,545 and pickle it. 994 00:45:45,112 --> 00:45:46,480 Okay? 995 00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:51,151 [HARLEY] Call me old-fashioned, 996 00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:52,720 but I always thought the guy 997 00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:54,622 was meant to get the girl a diamond. 998 00:45:54,688 --> 00:45:55,689 [SIGHS] 999 00:45:57,926 --> 00:45:59,593 [HARLEY GROANS] 1000 00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:02,529 I won't let you down, Romy. I promise. 1001 00:46:02,596 --> 00:46:04,598 Let's make it half a mil. 1002 00:46:04,665 --> 00:46:06,800 It's more fun if she's got competition. 1003 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,038 Send it to every mercenary in Gotham. 1004 00:46:10,105 --> 00:46:12,373 Oh, hey, you're that singer no one listens to. 1005 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,808 Hey, you're the asshole no one likes. 1006 00:46:18,779 --> 00:46:20,280 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 1007 00:46:27,154 --> 00:46:28,355 [GASPS] 1008 00:46:30,892 --> 00:46:32,393 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 1009 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:35,262 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 1010 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,563 [LANCE] We've got a situation. 1011 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:38,133 This kid, she's got the diamond. 1012 00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:40,101 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 1013 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,468 Holy fuck. 1014 00:46:41,535 --> 00:46:42,775 - [GUNFIRE] - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1015 00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:46,707 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 1016 00:46:46,774 --> 00:46:48,809 Okay. Now we're good. 1017 00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:53,614 Cell seven. 1018 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:58,552 [OFFICER WHIMPERS] 1019 00:46:58,619 --> 00:47:00,955 Thanks, doll. You're a peach. 1020 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:04,758 Hey, I know that guy. 1021 00:47:18,106 --> 00:47:19,373 [BEEPING] 1022 00:47:23,711 --> 00:47:26,480 [AUTOMATED VOICE] Access denied. Access denied. 1023 00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:28,682 Access denied. Access denied. 1024 00:47:28,749 --> 00:47:29,783 [GRUNTING] 1025 00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,618 Access denied. Access denied. Denied. 1026 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:34,354 Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. 1027 00:47:35,123 --> 00:47:36,356 [BEEPING STOPS] 1028 00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,393 Hmm. Perfect. 1029 00:47:54,575 --> 00:47:55,977 [PRISONER 1] Hold up, hold up. 1030 00:47:56,044 --> 00:47:57,687 - Remember me? - [PRISONER 2] She stole my car! 1031 00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:59,322 - Harley Quinn. - [PRISONER 3] Hey, Quinn! 1032 00:47:59,346 --> 00:48:00,958 - Let us out, see what happens. - Don't mind me, guys. 1033 00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:02,884 - You killed my chinchilla! - Here for the kid. 1034 00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:05,120 What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here! 1035 00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:06,888 Yeah, sorry about that. 1036 00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,355 [PRISONER 4] You're dead! 1037 00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:09,323 [PRISONER 5] I'm gonna kill you, Quinn! 1038 00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:11,358 Hey, kid. 1039 00:48:11,425 --> 00:48:12,693 You're that psycho 1040 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,971 - from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah. 1041 00:48:13,995 --> 00:48:15,596 Are you Cassandra Cain? 1042 00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:16,797 Yeah. 1043 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,201 [CELL DOORS BUZZING] 1044 00:48:20,267 --> 00:48:21,970 ["EXPERIMENT ON ME" PLAYING] 1045 00:48:28,475 --> 00:48:29,878 I need to know where... 1046 00:48:41,089 --> 00:48:42,190 Hold, please. 1047 00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:44,092 Harley... [GROANS] 1048 00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:45,970 - [ALL GRUNTING] - ♪ Let you think you get the picture ♪ 1049 00:48:45,994 --> 00:48:47,670 ♪ Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya ♪ 1050 00:48:47,694 --> 00:48:50,531 ♪ Shake it off This pride and glory ♪ 1051 00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:53,400 ♪ You dig up so many stories ♪ 1052 00:48:53,467 --> 00:48:55,970 ♪ Oh, you're so Under the thumb ♪ 1053 00:48:56,037 --> 00:48:58,839 ♪ Four fingers from A knuckle sandwich ♪ 1054 00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:01,508 ♪ Try my blood It's just a starter ♪ 1055 00:49:01,575 --> 00:49:04,711 ♪ No one tastes like me, yeah ♪ 1056 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:09,316 ♪ I'm pretty like a car crash ♪ 1057 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:11,920 ♪ Ugly as a lullaby ♪ 1058 00:49:11,986 --> 00:49:14,222 ♪ You really wanna try it ♪ 1059 00:49:14,289 --> 00:49:16,690 ♪ Experiment on me ♪ 1060 00:49:16,757 --> 00:49:19,560 ♪ Experiment on me ♪ 1061 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,362 ♪ Experiment on me ♪ 1062 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:25,766 ♪ Experiment on me ♪ 1063 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:45,853 [ALARM RINGING] 1064 00:50:04,705 --> 00:50:05,706 Hmm. 1065 00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,445 I got you, you little shit. 1066 00:50:12,914 --> 00:50:13,915 Who are you guys? 1067 00:50:15,449 --> 00:50:16,750 Go, go, go. 1068 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,122 Keep the kid alive. 1069 00:50:28,129 --> 00:50:29,796 [GROANING] 1070 00:50:37,537 --> 00:50:38,739 [ALL GRUNTING] 1071 00:51:17,979 --> 00:51:19,047 [INHALING DEEPLY] 1072 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:20,847 Mmm! 1073 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,952 ["BLACK BETTY" PLAYING] 1074 00:51:27,989 --> 00:51:29,190 [MEN GROANING] 1075 00:51:29,257 --> 00:51:30,857 ♪ Whoa Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1076 00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:32,427 ♪ Yeah Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1077 00:51:32,526 --> 00:51:34,095 ♪ Black Betty had a child bam-ba-I am ♪ 1078 00:51:34,162 --> 00:51:35,796 ♪ Damn thing gone wild bam-ba-I am ♪ 1079 00:51:35,862 --> 00:51:37,764 ♪ She's always ready bam-ba-I am ♪ 1080 00:51:37,831 --> 00:51:39,766 ♪ She's all rock steady bam-ba-I am ♪ 1081 00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:41,235 ♪ Whoa Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1082 00:51:41,302 --> 00:51:44,105 ♪ Yeah Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1083 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:49,978 ♪ All right ♪ 1084 00:51:59,087 --> 00:52:01,022 [MAN GROANING] 1085 00:52:01,089 --> 00:52:03,024 ♪ Whoa Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1086 00:52:03,091 --> 00:52:04,858 ♪ Go Black Betty bam-ba-I am ♪ 1087 00:52:04,926 --> 00:52:07,095 ♪ Really gets me high bam-ba-I am ♪ 1088 00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:19,907 [HARLEY CHOKING] 1089 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:22,676 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1090 00:52:22,743 --> 00:52:24,245 A little help. 1091 00:52:24,312 --> 00:52:25,312 ♪ All right ♪ 1092 00:52:28,182 --> 00:52:29,182 ♪ All right ♪ 1093 00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:30,885 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1094 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:31,886 Mmm... 1095 00:52:31,953 --> 00:52:33,021 ♪ All right ♪ 1096 00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:35,990 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1097 00:52:36,057 --> 00:52:37,158 [MAN SCREAMING] 1098 00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,698 Does she have to keep running? 1099 00:52:51,439 --> 00:52:52,639 [CASSANDRA YELPING] 1100 00:53:02,749 --> 00:53:03,951 [MAN GROANS] 1101 00:53:13,461 --> 00:53:16,431 Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag. 1102 00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:17,697 [DOOR OPENS] 1103 00:53:18,565 --> 00:53:19,833 You! 1104 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:20,801 You! 1105 00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:22,736 Step away from the kid. 1106 00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:24,906 Drop it. 1107 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:26,740 The phone? 1108 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:28,642 Sure. 1109 00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:32,046 [MONTOYA GRUNTS] 1110 00:53:42,656 --> 00:53:43,690 Mmm. 1111 00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:44,902 ["LOVE ROLLERCOASTER" PLAYING] 1112 00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:46,860 ♪ Rollercoaster of love ♪ 1113 00:53:46,928 --> 00:53:48,029 ♪ Say what ♪ 1114 00:53:48,096 --> 00:53:49,763 ♪ Rollercoaster ♪ 1115 00:53:52,599 --> 00:53:55,970 ♪ Rollercoaster of love ♪ 1116 00:53:56,837 --> 00:53:58,139 [GUN FIRING] 1117 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:03,344 ♪ Rollercoaster of love ♪ 1118 00:54:03,411 --> 00:54:05,346 [GASPS] Whoa. 1119 00:54:05,413 --> 00:54:06,813 Oh, good. You're awake. 1120 00:54:06,881 --> 00:54:08,849 - Toss that for me, will ya? - [YELPS] 1121 00:54:10,451 --> 00:54:11,651 [YELLING] 1122 00:54:13,454 --> 00:54:15,123 ♪ Rollercoaster ♪ 1123 00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:19,726 [EXPLOSION] 1124 00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:21,129 [CASSANDRA GASPING] 1125 00:54:21,195 --> 00:54:22,196 [HARLEY LAUGHS] 1126 00:54:22,263 --> 00:54:24,565 What the fuck? 1127 00:54:24,631 --> 00:54:26,501 Who did I just blow up? 1128 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,569 Either someone who wants me dead, 1129 00:54:28,635 --> 00:54:30,004 or someone looking to collect 1130 00:54:30,071 --> 00:54:32,373 the half-million dollar reward on your head. 1131 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,308 Half a million dollars? 1132 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,877 Yeah. 1133 00:54:35,943 --> 00:54:38,212 Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars? 1134 00:54:38,279 --> 00:54:40,414 - Not really. - You've got the wrong kid. 1135 00:54:40,481 --> 00:54:42,383 Now, uncuff me. 1136 00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:44,118 Oh, sure. 1137 00:54:44,185 --> 00:54:45,586 As soon as you give me the diamond. 1138 00:54:45,652 --> 00:54:47,355 What diamond? 1139 00:54:49,490 --> 00:54:50,824 [CASSANDRA YELPING] 1140 00:54:51,526 --> 00:54:52,726 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1141 00:54:53,727 --> 00:54:55,129 [MAN] Fuck you! 1142 00:54:56,730 --> 00:54:58,099 Look at me. 1143 00:55:01,102 --> 00:55:02,136 What? 1144 00:55:02,203 --> 00:55:04,572 I don't know nothing about no diamond. 1145 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:05,781 The inflection in your voice, 1146 00:55:05,805 --> 00:55:07,175 the way you can't hold eye contact, 1147 00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:08,552 and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, 1148 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,011 all suggest that you do. 1149 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:12,547 Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you 1150 00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:14,115 to the man that diamond belongs to. 1151 00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:16,384 But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like 1152 00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,684 what he's gonna do to ya. 1153 00:55:18,486 --> 00:55:21,622 Now, hand it over. 1154 00:55:21,688 --> 00:55:24,091 Yeah, not gonna happen. 1155 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,262 - Come again? - I said I can't. 1156 00:55:28,329 --> 00:55:29,530 One more time. 1157 00:55:29,597 --> 00:55:31,365 - I can't give it to you. - Why not? 1158 00:55:31,432 --> 00:55:33,367 Because I ate it, okay? 1159 00:55:36,370 --> 00:55:37,804 [SIGHS ANGRILY] 1160 00:55:40,575 --> 00:55:41,775 Yes. 1161 00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,012 What are we even doing here? 1162 00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,714 There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. 1163 00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,017 This way, 1164 00:55:51,452 --> 00:55:53,020 or this way. 1165 00:55:55,056 --> 00:55:56,490 That's what I thought. 1166 00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:58,326 Also, I'm outta groceries. 1167 00:56:01,795 --> 00:56:04,764 So, how long you been a mercenary? 1168 00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:06,968 Hey, where did you get... 1169 00:56:07,034 --> 00:56:09,370 You're so busy looking at my right hand, 1170 00:56:09,437 --> 00:56:11,272 you haven't even thought about my left. 1171 00:56:11,339 --> 00:56:13,740 Your left hand is cuffed to mine. 1172 00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:17,979 [SCOFFS] 1173 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:20,114 I'll have to learn that one. 1174 00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:22,749 Can we get this? 1175 00:56:22,816 --> 00:56:25,152 You're not gonna try to run, are you? 1176 00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:27,588 Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, 1177 00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:28,990 I figure I'm better off with 1178 00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:30,591 the person who's not gonna cut me open. 1179 00:56:30,658 --> 00:56:33,694 Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. 1180 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,097 I do not care that you're a kid. 1181 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:37,898 [CASSANDRA SIGHS] 1182 00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:41,068 I saw that. 1183 00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:44,005 Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? 1184 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:47,375 I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, 1185 00:56:47,441 --> 00:56:51,212 you're making bank, you have your own business. 1186 00:56:51,279 --> 00:56:53,748 How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. 1187 00:56:53,813 --> 00:56:55,516 Woman to woman. 1188 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:59,720 Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. 1189 00:56:59,786 --> 00:57:01,555 I mean, how do I be like you? 1190 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:05,893 Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that. 1191 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,030 Number one, no one is like me. 1192 00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:10,830 If you wanted to even come close, 1193 00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,242 you would have to go to medical school. 1194 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:15,303 Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. 1195 00:57:15,369 --> 00:57:16,803 Fall in love with your patient, 1196 00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:18,805 break said patient out of said asylum. 1197 00:57:18,873 --> 00:57:20,541 Begin a life of crime. 1198 00:57:20,608 --> 00:57:22,319 Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. 1199 00:57:22,343 --> 00:57:24,211 Get arrested by the Batman. 1200 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:25,989 Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. 1201 00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:27,691 Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail 1202 00:57:27,715 --> 00:57:30,017 before breaking up with the aforementioned madman 1203 00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,986 and going out on your own. 1204 00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:36,691 Number two... 1205 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,326 Six bucks for tap water 1206 00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:39,994 with a fucking cucumber stick in it? 1207 00:57:40,061 --> 00:57:41,228 That's crazy. 1208 00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:45,132 I'm not shopping at this store. 1209 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:48,835 I'm robbing this store. 1210 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:51,539 Consider this your first lesson. 1211 00:57:51,605 --> 00:57:53,874 Paying is for dummies. 1212 00:57:57,445 --> 00:57:58,946 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1213 00:58:00,047 --> 00:58:01,582 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1214 00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,351 - [PEOPLE GASPING] - Move it! 1215 00:58:08,689 --> 00:58:10,291 Whoops. Ah... 1216 00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:15,363 This is Doc's Place. And this is Doc. 1217 00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:19,866 Lotus flower! 1218 00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:22,370 - Hiya, Doc. How are ya? - Good. 1219 00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:24,505 He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. 1220 00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:26,574 He knows everything and everyone. 1221 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,385 Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, 1222 00:58:28,409 --> 00:58:29,977 without Doc knowing about it. 1223 00:58:30,044 --> 00:58:33,080 And he happens to be the only person 1224 00:58:33,147 --> 00:58:34,982 who actually cares about me. 1225 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,717 - I do? - Yes, you do. 1226 00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:38,285 She's been ordering #32 1227 00:58:38,352 --> 00:58:40,488 with extra chili for many years. 1228 00:58:40,554 --> 00:58:41,622 Lesson number two, 1229 00:58:41,689 --> 00:58:43,557 you always want extra chili with #32. 1230 00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:45,535 [WHISPERS] So you don't have to taste his cooking. 1231 00:58:45,559 --> 00:58:48,496 Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. 1232 00:58:48,562 --> 00:58:50,865 Everyone's looking for you. And you. 1233 00:58:50,931 --> 00:58:52,833 [BOTH] We know. 1234 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:56,337 I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, 1235 00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:59,006 you have to show them that you're serious. 1236 00:58:59,073 --> 00:59:02,543 Blow something up. Shoot someone. 1237 00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:05,012 Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. 1238 00:59:05,079 --> 00:59:07,181 Shut that door. Lock it. 1239 00:59:07,248 --> 00:59:09,617 Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? 1240 00:59:20,428 --> 00:59:21,929 This place... 1241 00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:24,007 Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell. 1242 00:59:24,031 --> 00:59:25,966 Is so fucking dope. 1243 00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:27,735 [HYENA WHINES] 1244 00:59:27,802 --> 00:59:30,704 Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub? 1245 00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:34,041 I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. 1246 00:59:34,108 --> 00:59:36,844 He's my little dumpling, aren't you? 1247 00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:39,046 Aren't you, my little baby? 1248 00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:41,115 Aren't you, Brucey? Yes. 1249 00:59:41,182 --> 00:59:43,083 I love you. 1250 00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:48,022 I never said that. I love you both equally. 1251 00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:52,359 - [GROWLING] - Who, that? It's Cass. 1252 00:59:54,962 --> 00:59:56,330 You're so pretty. 1253 00:59:58,165 --> 01:00:00,568 Who's this? 1254 01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:02,603 It's a beaver. 1255 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,671 Hmm. 1256 01:00:06,173 --> 01:00:10,444 Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat? 1257 01:00:12,346 --> 01:00:13,547 [CASSANDRA] What's this? 1258 01:00:17,451 --> 01:00:19,587 It's art. Don't touch. 1259 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,893 [CASSANDRA] He your ex or something? 1260 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,627 You don't know who that is? 1261 01:00:28,028 --> 01:00:29,230 The Joker. 1262 01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:32,066 The Clown Prince of Crime? 1263 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,734 My former partner in madness? 1264 01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:36,270 The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide? 1265 01:00:36,337 --> 01:00:38,305 You've never heard of him? 1266 01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:40,608 Well, sounds like a dick. 1267 01:00:43,744 --> 01:00:44,745 Huh. 1268 01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:51,519 [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 1269 01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:56,190 Milk. 1270 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:10,304 [HARLEY] I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit, 1271 01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:12,773 it was kinda nice having the kid around. 1272 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,041 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1273 01:01:14,108 --> 01:01:15,309 [BRUCE LAUGHS] 1274 01:01:23,551 --> 01:01:26,520 Give me a #32. Mild. 1275 01:01:26,587 --> 01:01:28,556 Uh... Yeah, sure. 1276 01:01:32,092 --> 01:01:33,327 [BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN] 1277 01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:51,046 [IN ENGLISH] Who are you? 1278 01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:52,513 They call me... 1279 01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:56,051 H... 1280 01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:57,827 [HARLEY] My bad. I should've introduced you. 1281 01:01:57,851 --> 01:01:59,320 I'll make it quick. 1282 01:02:03,357 --> 01:02:05,326 Meet the daughter of the richest, 1283 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:08,729 most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City. 1284 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:11,231 Helena Bertinelli. 1285 01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:13,801 Yep, that Bertinelli. 1286 01:02:15,502 --> 01:02:16,804 One day, she comes home to find 1287 01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:19,506 her whole family in the living room. 1288 01:02:19,573 --> 01:02:20,674 Momma. 1289 01:02:22,443 --> 01:02:26,814 Anyone and everyone with Bertinelli blood is there. 1290 01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:32,087 Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante. 1291 01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,520 The guy making the play for 1292 01:02:33,587 --> 01:02:35,823 the Bertinelli turf and fortune. 1293 01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:45,232 [ALL GROANING] 1294 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:02,884 When one of the goons finds the kid alive, 1295 01:03:02,951 --> 01:03:04,953 the big softy sneaks her outta there 1296 01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:07,454 and hides her away in Sicily. 1297 01:03:07,521 --> 01:03:09,723 Where she is raised by his own 1298 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,927 father and brother. Both assassins. 1299 01:03:20,267 --> 01:03:24,638 She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge. 1300 01:03:25,539 --> 01:03:27,241 So, she starts training. 1301 01:03:27,307 --> 01:03:29,243 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1302 01:03:29,309 --> 01:03:30,411 When she was ready, 1303 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:31,812 and by "ready" I mean 1304 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,882 a badass motherfucking killing machine, 1305 01:03:37,518 --> 01:03:38,819 she moves back to Gotham. 1306 01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:40,554 Starts working on that kill list. 1307 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:42,589 [GROANS] 1308 01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:51,365 She has the murder stuff down, but the rest? 1309 01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,533 Do you know who I am? 1310 01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:55,036 Do you know who I am? 1311 01:03:55,103 --> 01:03:56,570 [HARLEY] Still a work in progress. 1312 01:03:59,174 --> 01:04:00,875 Do you know who I am? 1313 01:04:00,942 --> 01:04:02,342 The Crossbow Killer. 1314 01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:03,744 They call me... 1315 01:04:03,811 --> 01:04:05,779 The Crossbow Killer. 1316 01:04:05,846 --> 01:04:07,347 They call me... 1317 01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:10,217 The Crossbow Killer? 1318 01:04:10,284 --> 01:04:11,618 They call me... 1319 01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:15,957 Huntress. 1320 01:04:16,024 --> 01:04:18,492 [HARLEY] She calls herself Huntress. 1321 01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:21,462 Fucking fabulous, if you ask me. 1322 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:24,264 And who are you looking for? 1323 01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:27,512 - [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 1324 01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:31,973 Great club. 1325 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,607 Quinn got the girl. 1326 01:04:33,674 --> 01:04:34,675 And? 1327 01:04:35,409 --> 01:04:36,911 And they disappeared. 1328 01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:40,781 Fuck! 1329 01:04:42,183 --> 01:04:43,417 Fuck! 1330 01:04:43,484 --> 01:04:45,552 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 1331 01:04:47,354 --> 01:04:48,756 [WOMAN LAUGHING LOUDLY] 1332 01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,759 What is she laughing at? 1333 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,862 Is she laughing at me? 1334 01:04:54,929 --> 01:04:56,330 She is. 1335 01:04:56,396 --> 01:04:58,166 No, she's not. She's... 1336 01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:00,567 What are you laughing at, Erika? 1337 01:05:00,634 --> 01:05:02,536 Roman, you gotta hear this. 1338 01:05:02,603 --> 01:05:05,272 - It's hilarious. - Get on the table. 1339 01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:06,573 - Oh. - [MAN] Ooh. 1340 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,809 You're being a total kook. 1341 01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:10,078 [LAUGHS] 1342 01:05:10,145 --> 01:05:12,080 Get on the fucking table. 1343 01:05:12,147 --> 01:05:13,614 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 1344 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,252 This is my club. Get up now. 1345 01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:18,752 - Okay. - [SIONIS] Now. 1346 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,723 [INHALES SHARPLY] Whoa. 1347 01:05:25,059 --> 01:05:26,393 Now, dance. 1348 01:05:32,299 --> 01:05:34,668 Dance. Dance, Erika! 1349 01:05:34,735 --> 01:05:35,970 Okay. 1350 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,313 This dress is fucking hideous. 1351 01:05:47,982 --> 01:05:49,050 Take it off. 1352 01:05:51,019 --> 01:05:52,586 Take your dress off. 1353 01:05:54,655 --> 01:05:56,824 Get up there and fucking cut it off her. 1354 01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,128 Do it now! 1355 01:06:00,195 --> 01:06:02,429 Take her fucking dress off. 1356 01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,331 Just rip it off her. Hurry up! 1357 01:06:04,398 --> 01:06:05,799 Hurry up! 1358 01:06:07,568 --> 01:06:09,237 - Fucking do it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1359 01:06:09,304 --> 01:06:10,305 Do it. 1360 01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:11,772 [ERIKA WHIMPERING] 1361 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,710 Yeah. Beautiful. 1362 01:06:24,185 --> 01:06:25,619 [CONTINUES WHIMPERING] 1363 01:06:31,993 --> 01:06:34,695 You wouldn't betray me, would you? 1364 01:06:36,898 --> 01:06:39,000 [STAMMERING] I was just gonna go look for the girl. 1365 01:06:39,067 --> 01:06:41,336 Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me. 1366 01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:44,605 I want you to stay here with me close. 1367 01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:47,141 You soothe me, little bird. 1368 01:06:51,279 --> 01:06:52,713 [LAUGHING] 1369 01:07:01,622 --> 01:07:02,823 Oh, good. You got it. 1370 01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,424 Did you trace the messages? 1371 01:07:04,491 --> 01:07:06,727 You stole evidence from an active crime scene, 1372 01:07:06,793 --> 01:07:08,162 and then had it sent to my office. 1373 01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:11,065 Renee, what were you thinking? 1374 01:07:11,132 --> 01:07:14,168 Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head. 1375 01:07:14,235 --> 01:07:15,937 Okay? I had to. 1376 01:07:16,004 --> 01:07:17,372 I can't get into it right now... 1377 01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:19,140 Renee, you need help. 1378 01:07:19,207 --> 01:07:21,242 What are you talking about? 1379 01:07:21,309 --> 01:07:23,543 [ERICKSON] She's right. 1380 01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:27,148 You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way. 1381 01:07:28,383 --> 01:07:29,783 What? 1382 01:07:29,850 --> 01:07:31,485 [YEE] I'm sorry. Okay? 1383 01:07:31,551 --> 01:07:33,388 You gave me no choice. 1384 01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:35,455 - Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry. 1385 01:07:36,090 --> 01:07:37,591 You're suspended. 1386 01:07:38,592 --> 01:07:40,794 Your badge and your gun, now. 1387 01:07:44,631 --> 01:07:48,169 [HARLEY] If you've ever watched any cop movie ever, 1388 01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:50,771 you know that this is when shit gets real. 1389 01:07:50,837 --> 01:07:52,773 What's the point of the badge, 1390 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:56,677 when it means fuck all anyway? 1391 01:07:58,679 --> 01:08:00,580 Right, Captain? 1392 01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:02,482 No cop ever gets anything done 1393 01:08:02,549 --> 01:08:04,751 until after they've been suspended. 1394 01:08:06,921 --> 01:08:08,555 Which would've had me worried, 1395 01:08:08,622 --> 01:08:11,692 only I had more pressing concerns. 1396 01:08:11,758 --> 01:08:13,460 And that is why you should never partake 1397 01:08:13,527 --> 01:08:15,862 in paying federal income taxes. 1398 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,764 Hey, you'll ruin your nails. 1399 01:08:21,135 --> 01:08:22,403 Thank you. 1400 01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:24,439 Anyway, lesson 37. 1401 01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:25,907 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - Why... 1402 01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,275 [BRUCE GROWLING] 1403 01:08:27,342 --> 01:08:28,709 You said they wouldn't find us. 1404 01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:31,745 Chillax. No one knows we're here. 1405 01:08:31,812 --> 01:08:34,648 [OFFICER] Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police. 1406 01:08:34,715 --> 01:08:36,650 Okay. So they know. 1407 01:08:36,717 --> 01:08:38,019 Let's scram. 1408 01:08:40,455 --> 01:08:41,923 [OFFICER] Open the door. 1409 01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:44,158 Holy back door, Beavy. This is getting outta hand. 1410 01:08:44,225 --> 01:08:45,460 Bruce, come here. [WHISTLES] 1411 01:08:45,525 --> 01:08:47,085 [OFFICER] I can hear you! Open the door. 1412 01:08:48,096 --> 01:08:49,097 What is that? 1413 01:08:50,298 --> 01:08:52,666 See you in hell, Harley! 1414 01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,904 - [MAN YELLING] - Get under the table! 1415 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:01,142 Bruce? Bruce! 1416 01:09:01,209 --> 01:09:02,243 Come here! No! 1417 01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:08,016 [BOTH PANTING] 1418 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:13,988 Bruce? 1419 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:18,259 Come here, boy. Bruce? 1420 01:09:21,262 --> 01:09:22,263 Bruce? 1421 01:09:23,998 --> 01:09:24,999 Bruce? 1422 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,870 This doesn't make sense. 1423 01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:31,139 It doesn't make sense. I don't understand. 1424 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,540 No one knew we were here. 1425 01:09:33,607 --> 01:09:35,143 No one knew we were here, except... 1426 01:09:36,144 --> 01:09:37,211 Doc. 1427 01:09:37,278 --> 01:09:38,279 Oh, my God. Doc? 1428 01:09:40,381 --> 01:09:42,582 Doc? Where is he? 1429 01:09:44,052 --> 01:09:45,186 Doc? 1430 01:09:45,253 --> 01:09:49,090 I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I... 1431 01:09:55,662 --> 01:09:57,432 No. 1432 01:09:57,498 --> 01:09:59,599 I'm sorry, lotus flower. 1433 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,402 You sold me out? 1434 01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:04,638 Too many people offering me too much money. 1435 01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:08,809 I have enough now to open up a new restaurant. 1436 01:10:09,576 --> 01:10:10,945 A really nice one. 1437 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:12,246 But, Doc, 1438 01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:14,815 it's me. 1439 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:16,884 It's just business. 1440 01:10:30,531 --> 01:10:31,798 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1441 01:10:33,867 --> 01:10:35,069 [ENGINE STARTING] 1442 01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:47,081 [HARLEY SIGHS] This next bit ain't very pretty. 1443 01:10:48,149 --> 01:10:50,218 - You're right. - [CASSANDRA] Harley? 1444 01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:52,053 He's right. 1445 01:10:54,322 --> 01:10:55,923 Business is business. 1446 01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:59,293 I've got the kid. 1447 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,561 But I'm gonna need to 1448 01:11:00,627 --> 01:11:02,296 renegotiate the terms of our deal. 1449 01:11:02,363 --> 01:11:03,931 If I hand her over, 1450 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,467 I want everyone who's after me to back off. 1451 01:11:06,534 --> 01:11:09,904 [SIONIS] Quinn, bring me the rock now 1452 01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:11,906 and I guarantee your safety. 1453 01:11:11,973 --> 01:11:15,675 I own this town. You'll have my protection. 1454 01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:17,411 Fine. 1455 01:11:17,478 --> 01:11:21,748 Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour. 1456 01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:32,560 Quit judging. 1457 01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:33,971 ["HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT" PLAYING] 1458 01:11:33,995 --> 01:11:35,695 ♪ Come on with it Come on ♪ 1459 01:11:35,762 --> 01:11:36,964 Zsasz! 1460 01:11:38,665 --> 01:11:40,667 ♪ But that's okay ♪ 1461 01:11:41,701 --> 01:11:43,604 ♪ See if I care ♪ 1462 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:45,506 Come on, kid. 1463 01:11:45,573 --> 01:11:47,508 Let's get you somewhere safe. 1464 01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:48,708 We got them. 1465 01:11:48,775 --> 01:11:50,278 [EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE] 1466 01:11:51,212 --> 01:11:52,580 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1467 01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:54,382 Little bird! 1468 01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:57,817 You're gonna be driving Mr. Zsasz tonight. 1469 01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:02,089 Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. 1470 01:12:02,156 --> 01:12:04,492 Do we have to bring them back? 1471 01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:08,029 I think you can manage a couple of little girls. 1472 01:12:09,163 --> 01:12:11,765 Just bring me back my diamond. 1473 01:12:11,831 --> 01:12:15,136 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1474 01:12:16,637 --> 01:12:21,275 ♪ Why don't you Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1475 01:12:22,343 --> 01:12:24,045 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1476 01:12:24,111 --> 01:12:27,714 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1477 01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:30,985 ♪ Fire away ♪ 1478 01:12:36,257 --> 01:12:39,726 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1479 01:12:40,794 --> 01:12:43,197 ♪ Fire away ♪ 1480 01:12:58,279 --> 01:12:59,280 What is it? 1481 01:13:00,648 --> 01:13:01,848 Nothing. 1482 01:13:14,828 --> 01:13:16,330 Pull over. 1483 01:13:16,397 --> 01:13:17,598 What? 1484 01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:20,334 Pull the fucking car over now. 1485 01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,538 I gotta take a leak. 1486 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:30,611 [ZSASZ] She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you. 1487 01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,079 Are you sure? 1488 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:35,082 Your little bird's a fucking rat. 1489 01:13:37,685 --> 01:13:39,120 [CRYING] 1490 01:13:42,290 --> 01:13:44,292 You want me to kill her? 1491 01:13:45,059 --> 01:13:46,427 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1492 01:13:47,628 --> 01:13:48,696 No. 1493 01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,965 No. No. 1494 01:13:51,032 --> 01:13:52,967 I'll come to you. 1495 01:14:08,815 --> 01:14:12,119 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1496 01:14:13,554 --> 01:14:18,192 ♪ Why don't you Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1497 01:14:20,995 --> 01:14:24,298 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1498 01:14:25,566 --> 01:14:28,402 ♪ Fire away ♪ 1499 01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:31,205 I thought we were friends. And you... 1500 01:14:31,272 --> 01:14:32,940 You saw what it's like for me out there. 1501 01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:34,675 I didn't have a choice. 1502 01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:37,978 And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine. 1503 01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:41,315 [MUFFLED] Harley. 1504 01:14:41,382 --> 01:14:44,118 - I'm sorry, kid. I am. - [GRUNTING] 1505 01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:46,454 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1506 01:14:51,192 --> 01:14:52,560 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 1507 01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,563 That was fast. 1508 01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,468 - She's in... - [GRUNTS] 1509 01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:02,002 Where's Cassandra Cain? 1510 01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,538 You? Again? 1511 01:15:11,979 --> 01:15:13,748 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1512 01:15:13,814 --> 01:15:14,882 Are you drunk? 1513 01:15:14,949 --> 01:15:16,550 Come on. 1514 01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:17,618 Okay. 1515 01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:21,098 - [BELL DINGS] - [MONTOYA LAUGHS] 1516 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,990 - [BELL DINGS] - [BOTH GRUNTING] 1517 01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:24,925 [BOTH SCREAM] 1518 01:15:24,992 --> 01:15:26,494 [BELL DINGING] 1519 01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:34,668 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1520 01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:38,672 [HARLEY GROANING] 1521 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,375 Right in the tit. 1522 01:15:47,314 --> 01:15:49,450 - Where's Cassandra Cain? - [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1523 01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:51,619 Cass. 1524 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:55,389 [MONTOYA GROANS] 1525 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,061 [HARLEY] You killed my sandwich! 1526 01:16:02,129 --> 01:16:03,431 [MONTOYA YELPING] 1527 01:16:03,497 --> 01:16:04,965 [SCREAMING] 1528 01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:06,967 [CRASHING] 1529 01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:09,537 Bye-bye, birdie. 1530 01:16:11,005 --> 01:16:12,206 Ow! 1531 01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:15,676 No fair. 1532 01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,411 Was that really necessary? 1533 01:16:17,478 --> 01:16:19,413 You don't know her like I do. 1534 01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:21,182 [LANCE] Cass? 1535 01:16:23,284 --> 01:16:25,019 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 1536 01:16:25,085 --> 01:16:26,554 Oh, thank God. 1537 01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:28,823 I'm gonna get you outta here. 1538 01:16:28,890 --> 01:16:30,191 Did she really tape you 1539 01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:32,059 - to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm. 1540 01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:34,795 Hmm. 1541 01:16:34,862 --> 01:16:36,430 This is nice. 1542 01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,099 You're still conscious. 1543 01:16:41,202 --> 01:16:42,536 You can still feel? 1544 01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:45,706 Look at me. Are you a good girl, now? 1545 01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:51,612 "I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl." 1546 01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:04,124 I got one 1547 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,293 for all the little birds 1548 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:10,130 I helped fly away from this world. 1549 01:17:10,197 --> 01:17:13,033 I'm saving a special spot for you. 1550 01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:15,703 Right here. 1551 01:17:19,306 --> 01:17:20,817 - [MUFFLED SHOUTING] - [LANCE SHUSHING] 1552 01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:21,886 You're gonna have to be quiet. 1553 01:17:21,910 --> 01:17:23,077 - Ow! - Hi. 1554 01:17:23,143 --> 01:17:24,612 What are you guys doing? 1555 01:17:28,582 --> 01:17:31,519 Oh, I know where the diamond is. 1556 01:17:31,585 --> 01:17:34,755 Is that rock still inside you? 1557 01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,393 Oh, God. 1558 01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:43,531 Stop. 1559 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,167 The hell, Zsasz? 1560 01:17:47,936 --> 01:17:49,103 Cut her open. 1561 01:17:49,169 --> 01:17:50,604 Stop fucking around. 1562 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,039 You heard me. 1563 01:17:52,106 --> 01:17:54,408 Cut her fucking open. 1564 01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:57,478 Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid. 1565 01:17:57,545 --> 01:17:59,915 You're a filthy fucking rat. 1566 01:17:59,981 --> 01:18:01,515 [SCOFFS] I'm a rat? 1567 01:18:01,582 --> 01:18:05,152 I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird. 1568 01:18:05,219 --> 01:18:07,621 You little fucking bird. 1569 01:18:07,688 --> 01:18:10,357 That's why he needs me to look out for him. 1570 01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:15,329 That's why he needs me to take care of him. 1571 01:18:16,898 --> 01:18:19,968 You know you're just being paranoid, Zsasz. 1572 01:18:20,035 --> 01:18:21,268 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 1573 01:18:21,335 --> 01:18:22,636 Prove it to me. 1574 01:18:23,905 --> 01:18:26,206 Rip open her little tummy. 1575 01:18:26,273 --> 01:18:27,775 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 1576 01:18:27,841 --> 01:18:30,177 Now! Rip it open! 1577 01:18:32,212 --> 01:18:33,414 [ZSASZ GROANING] 1578 01:18:35,050 --> 01:18:36,684 - [GRUNTING] - [CONTINUES GROANING] 1579 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,793 You piece of shit! 1580 01:18:49,597 --> 01:18:50,831 [ZSASZ SCREAMING] 1581 01:18:50,899 --> 01:18:52,366 [HARLEY GRUNTING] 1582 01:18:54,101 --> 01:18:55,302 Freeze! 1583 01:18:59,173 --> 01:19:00,608 Don't fucking move. 1584 01:19:03,011 --> 01:19:04,645 Who the fuck are you? 1585 01:19:11,819 --> 01:19:12,887 Go get the kid. 1586 01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:14,455 - All right. - [GUN COCKS] 1587 01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:16,333 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - [CASSANDRA] Back the fuck up! 1588 01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,960 - Get away from me. All of you. - [LANCE] Put that shit down. 1589 01:19:19,027 --> 01:19:21,062 Shoot them, kid. 1590 01:19:21,128 --> 01:19:25,000 You, put that stupid-ass Robin Hood piece of shit down! 1591 01:19:25,066 --> 01:19:28,135 - Cass, it's okay. Just calm... - Don't move! 1592 01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:29,871 Okay. 1593 01:19:29,938 --> 01:19:32,239 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 1594 01:19:32,306 --> 01:19:33,841 But I know that this shit stick... 1595 01:19:33,908 --> 01:19:35,409 [CASSANDRA GRUNTS] 1596 01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:37,478 Just tried to gut me. 1597 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,480 And you. 1598 01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:43,384 Thought you were different. 1599 01:19:46,153 --> 01:19:47,554 I'm sorry, kid. 1600 01:19:49,891 --> 01:19:52,660 I'm just a terrible person, I guess. 1601 01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:00,634 Ooh! 1602 01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:02,703 Ooh, I'm back. 1603 01:20:02,770 --> 01:20:04,672 Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on 1604 01:20:04,738 --> 01:20:06,258 something I don't give two shits about. 1605 01:20:06,306 --> 01:20:07,474 This guy's dead, so I'm just 1606 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,977 gonna get outta your hair. Cool? 1607 01:20:09,044 --> 01:20:11,645 No. Wait. She's lying. She works for Sionis. 1608 01:20:11,712 --> 01:20:13,847 Excuse me? I work for Sionis? 1609 01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:18,153 I'm not letting you sell the kid to him. 1610 01:20:18,218 --> 01:20:19,586 I wasn't going to sell the kid. 1611 01:20:19,653 --> 01:20:21,288 I was going to trade the kid. 1612 01:20:21,355 --> 01:20:23,158 Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh? 1613 01:20:23,223 --> 01:20:24,391 I'm not proud of what I did, 1614 01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,226 but I had half the city after me. 1615 01:20:26,293 --> 01:20:28,195 Even the fucking Crossbow Killer. 1616 01:20:28,262 --> 01:20:29,998 I'm not the Crossbow Killer! 1617 01:20:30,065 --> 01:20:31,265 Whoa. 1618 01:20:33,001 --> 01:20:34,102 They call me... 1619 01:20:34,169 --> 01:20:35,736 Helena Bertinelli. 1620 01:20:35,803 --> 01:20:36,670 For fuck's sake. 1621 01:20:36,737 --> 01:20:38,806 As in the Bertinelli massacre? 1622 01:20:38,873 --> 01:20:42,877 Sheesh kebab. That is childhood trauma, right there. 1623 01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:50,651 [HUNTRESS] I killed Galante. 1624 01:20:50,718 --> 01:20:51,719 [GROANS] 1625 01:20:54,421 --> 01:20:56,091 I killed his firing squad. 1626 01:20:56,157 --> 01:20:57,758 [BOTH GROAN] 1627 01:21:01,062 --> 01:21:03,664 I killed Victor Zsasz. 1628 01:21:03,731 --> 01:21:04,732 [GROANS] 1629 01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:10,872 And now I'm done. 1630 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:13,807 Bravo. 1631 01:21:18,846 --> 01:21:20,614 So if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now. 1632 01:21:20,681 --> 01:21:23,017 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1633 01:21:23,084 --> 01:21:24,561 I hate to be the one to break it to you, 1634 01:21:24,585 --> 01:21:26,921 sweetheart, but you are not done. 1635 01:21:26,988 --> 01:21:28,056 Who do you think funded. 1636 01:21:28,123 --> 01:21:29,690 Galante's little power grab, huh? 1637 01:21:29,757 --> 01:21:31,525 Galante was working with Sionis. 1638 01:21:31,592 --> 01:21:33,895 Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock. 1639 01:21:33,962 --> 01:21:36,830 You don't think he's gonna kill this kid? 1640 01:21:36,898 --> 01:21:39,533 That diamond is our only chance of stopping him. 1641 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:40,768 [CASSANDRA] You guys. 1642 01:21:40,834 --> 01:21:43,403 Hey, I think you should see this. 1643 01:21:45,907 --> 01:21:46,941 Oh. 1644 01:21:47,008 --> 01:21:48,675 It's Sionis. 1645 01:22:01,022 --> 01:22:03,224 We're fucked. 1646 01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,359 He bought himself an army. 1647 01:22:14,035 --> 01:22:15,036 They're all here for me. 1648 01:22:17,205 --> 01:22:18,739 Aren't they? 1649 01:22:25,379 --> 01:22:27,148 - No. - They're not? 1650 01:22:27,215 --> 01:22:29,416 No, they're not. 1651 01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,019 Do you know what that means? 1652 01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:32,662 That means he's not just after the kid anymore. 1653 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:34,122 He's after all of us. 1654 01:22:34,189 --> 01:22:37,025 He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him. 1655 01:22:37,091 --> 01:22:40,327 You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF. 1656 01:22:40,394 --> 01:22:41,762 And you're dumb enough 1657 01:22:41,829 --> 01:22:43,864 to be building a case against him. 1658 01:22:43,932 --> 01:22:46,667 So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths 1659 01:22:46,733 --> 01:22:48,435 and let Roman go finger-fishing 1660 01:22:48,502 --> 01:22:50,104 in the kid's intestinal tract, 1661 01:22:51,605 --> 01:22:53,041 we're gonna have to work together. 1662 01:22:54,309 --> 01:22:55,676 With you? 1663 01:22:55,742 --> 01:22:56,978 Yeah. 1664 01:22:57,045 --> 01:22:58,588 - [CRYING QUIETLY] - We're gonna work together, 1665 01:22:58,612 --> 01:23:00,332 and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay? 1666 01:23:01,015 --> 01:23:02,016 [MONTOYA SCOFFS] 1667 01:23:04,285 --> 01:23:05,586 Okay. 1668 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,957 Yeah. Okay. 1669 01:23:11,859 --> 01:23:12,994 Sure. 1670 01:23:13,061 --> 01:23:14,428 Yes! 1671 01:23:14,494 --> 01:23:16,797 But we are gonna need some serious hardware. 1672 01:23:16,864 --> 01:23:17,865 Mmm-hmm. 1673 01:23:21,602 --> 01:23:24,404 Will this do? 1674 01:23:25,874 --> 01:23:26,874 No. 1675 01:23:26,908 --> 01:23:28,709 - Not at all. - [CASSANDRA GROANS] 1676 01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:30,811 [GASPS] 1677 01:23:30,879 --> 01:23:32,613 [MONTOYA] We're dead. We're fucking dead. 1678 01:23:32,679 --> 01:23:34,949 That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe 1679 01:23:35,016 --> 01:23:36,885 - he took it all! - [HUNTRESS] We're fucked. 1680 01:23:36,951 --> 01:23:39,486 - Fuck! - Uh, there's this. 1681 01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:46,895 Okay. 1682 01:23:58,273 --> 01:24:03,044 [BLACK MASK] Friends, brothers, men of Gotham. 1683 01:24:04,112 --> 01:24:08,782 I have funded you. I've protected you. 1684 01:24:08,849 --> 01:24:12,819 I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail. 1685 01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:15,622 Well, now it's time to say thank you. 1686 01:24:16,857 --> 01:24:18,927 Go show those little bitches 1687 01:24:18,993 --> 01:24:22,796 you don't mess with Roman Sionis. 1688 01:24:22,863 --> 01:24:26,401 Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive. 1689 01:24:26,466 --> 01:24:28,702 The rest you can kill. 1690 01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:35,809 Dope. 1691 01:24:37,611 --> 01:24:39,247 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. 1692 01:24:39,314 --> 01:24:41,515 Sentimental value. Try this. 1693 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:44,953 You're kidding. 1694 01:24:45,019 --> 01:24:46,720 What? Gotta take care of the girls. 1695 01:24:46,787 --> 01:24:48,598 Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [GASPS] 1696 01:24:48,622 --> 01:24:50,892 We should order pizza. Make cosmos. 1697 01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:53,061 - Harley, focus. Yeah. - Okay. 1698 01:24:54,362 --> 01:24:55,729 Hey, nice. What the hell is up 1699 01:24:55,796 --> 01:24:57,036 with this bow and arrow shtick? 1700 01:24:57,065 --> 01:24:58,532 It's not a fucking bow and arrow. 1701 01:24:58,598 --> 01:25:00,068 It's a crossbow. I'm not 12. 1702 01:25:00,134 --> 01:25:01,912 [LAUGHS] I love this chick. She's got rage issues. 1703 01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:03,603 [SHOUTING] I don't have rage issues. 1704 01:25:03,670 --> 01:25:06,274 You know, psychologically speaking, 1705 01:25:06,341 --> 01:25:09,110 vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. 1706 01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:10,445 Yeah. 1707 01:25:10,510 --> 01:25:12,981 Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside. 1708 01:25:13,747 --> 01:25:15,549 [GUNS COCKING] 1709 01:25:16,217 --> 01:25:17,251 [EXPLOSION] 1710 01:25:17,318 --> 01:25:18,585 - [ALL GASP] - Shit. Get down. 1711 01:25:18,652 --> 01:25:20,321 - [GUNFIRE] - [ALL YELPING] 1712 01:25:20,388 --> 01:25:21,722 Down here! 1713 01:25:23,424 --> 01:25:24,691 [MONTOYA] Cass! 1714 01:25:24,758 --> 01:25:26,760 - Follow me! - [MONTOYA] Go, go, go, go! 1715 01:25:26,827 --> 01:25:28,296 - Go! - [CASSANDRA SCREAMING] 1716 01:25:28,363 --> 01:25:29,696 [LAUGHING] 1717 01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:34,168 Holy shit! 1718 01:25:38,572 --> 01:25:39,907 [SCREAMING] 1719 01:25:43,244 --> 01:25:44,678 [GRUNTING] 1720 01:25:55,189 --> 01:25:56,491 [PANTING] What? 1721 01:25:56,556 --> 01:25:58,625 You are so cool. 1722 01:25:58,692 --> 01:26:00,328 Okay. This way. 1723 01:26:00,395 --> 01:26:02,030 [THUGS LAUGHING MENACINGLY] 1724 01:26:07,368 --> 01:26:09,070 - [GROWLING] - [CRACKS NECK] 1725 01:26:09,137 --> 01:26:10,505 Get ready, ladies. 1726 01:26:10,570 --> 01:26:12,140 ["BARRACUDA" PLAYING] 1727 01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:18,146 [ALL GRUNTING] 1728 01:26:21,215 --> 01:26:22,525 [MONTOYA] Don't worry. You're gonna make it. 1729 01:26:22,549 --> 01:26:24,018 - Okay? Okay. - [THUG WHOOPING] 1730 01:26:24,085 --> 01:26:26,820 What the... Go! Go, go, go! 1731 01:26:27,522 --> 01:26:28,722 Fuck. 1732 01:26:30,857 --> 01:26:32,060 Shit. [SCREAMS] 1733 01:26:33,161 --> 01:26:35,396 [THUG CACKLING] 1734 01:26:35,463 --> 01:26:39,699 ♪ Smiled like the sun Kisses for everyone ♪ 1735 01:26:42,036 --> 01:26:43,304 Whoa. Shit! 1736 01:26:45,839 --> 01:26:48,842 ♪ You lying so low In the weeds ♪ 1737 01:26:49,944 --> 01:26:52,646 ♪ I bet you gonna ambush me ♪ 1738 01:26:52,712 --> 01:26:58,219 ♪ You'd have me down, down, down On my knees ♪ 1739 01:26:58,286 --> 01:27:01,422 ♪ Now wouldn't you Barracuda? ♪ 1740 01:27:01,489 --> 01:27:02,622 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1741 01:27:02,689 --> 01:27:04,058 Motherfucker. 1742 01:27:07,794 --> 01:27:09,097 ♪ "Sell me, sell you" ♪ 1743 01:27:09,163 --> 01:27:11,232 - [GROANS] - [CASSANDRA YELPS] 1744 01:27:11,299 --> 01:27:15,203 ♪ Dive down deep now And save my head ♪ 1745 01:27:17,371 --> 01:27:19,407 [GRUNTING] Let me go! 1746 01:27:19,474 --> 01:27:21,075 Gotcha. [GROANS] 1747 01:27:22,243 --> 01:27:23,277 [HARLEY] This way! 1748 01:27:23,344 --> 01:27:24,879 Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on. 1749 01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:26,948 You shouldn't have to see this. 1750 01:27:27,014 --> 01:27:28,782 Here, hold on to this for me, okay? 1751 01:27:28,849 --> 01:27:30,151 That's all you think about. 1752 01:27:30,218 --> 01:27:31,562 Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay? 1753 01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:33,020 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1754 01:27:33,087 --> 01:27:35,056 Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe. 1755 01:27:43,364 --> 01:27:44,764 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1756 01:27:45,765 --> 01:27:47,734 [ALL GRUNTING] 1757 01:28:17,231 --> 01:28:18,232 Canary! 1758 01:28:19,733 --> 01:28:21,636 You okay? 1759 01:28:21,701 --> 01:28:23,304 We gotta go this way! 1760 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,208 Ugh. More? 1761 01:28:27,275 --> 01:28:29,253 When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change? 1762 01:28:29,277 --> 01:28:30,411 Come on. 1763 01:28:30,478 --> 01:28:32,046 [LEAD THUG YELLING] 1764 01:28:32,846 --> 01:28:34,048 [ALL GRUNTING] 1765 01:28:37,451 --> 01:28:38,452 Thanks. 1766 01:28:50,864 --> 01:28:51,865 [BLACK CANARY YELLS] 1767 01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:53,134 [HARLEY] Duck! 1768 01:28:53,668 --> 01:28:54,868 [GROANS] 1769 01:28:57,438 --> 01:28:58,772 - Hair tie? - Yeah. 1770 01:28:59,674 --> 01:29:00,740 Ah, fuck! 1771 01:29:00,807 --> 01:29:02,243 [ALL GRUNTING] 1772 01:29:05,845 --> 01:29:07,114 [HARLEY] I got him! 1773 01:29:10,585 --> 01:29:11,886 Get back here, kid! 1774 01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:17,091 Who's got the kid? 1775 01:29:29,736 --> 01:29:30,938 Get down! 1776 01:29:36,077 --> 01:29:37,078 [GROANS] 1777 01:29:37,979 --> 01:29:39,380 [ALL PANTING] 1778 01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:44,051 Please, no more. 1779 01:29:48,723 --> 01:29:50,157 So, forgive me yet? 1780 01:29:50,224 --> 01:29:51,292 Get off me. 1781 01:29:55,997 --> 01:29:58,299 Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot. 1782 01:29:58,366 --> 01:29:59,700 - I'm starving. - I love tacos. 1783 01:29:59,766 --> 01:30:01,068 - Really? - [GUNSHOT] 1784 01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:04,972 [INAUDIBLE] 1785 01:30:09,277 --> 01:30:11,054 - [BLACK CANARY] Down! Get down! - [MONTOYA GROANING] 1786 01:30:11,078 --> 01:30:12,647 [HARLEY] You're okay. You're okay. 1787 01:30:12,713 --> 01:30:15,316 Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it. 1788 01:30:16,517 --> 01:30:17,718 [CASSANDRA SCREAMING] 1789 01:30:17,784 --> 01:30:19,020 [CASSANDRA] Get off! 1790 01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:20,454 - [CONTINUES GROANING] - I got you. 1791 01:30:20,521 --> 01:30:22,156 Ooh! 1792 01:30:22,223 --> 01:30:24,725 Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof. 1793 01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:27,695 Harley! No! Get off me! 1794 01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:28,828 Harley! 1795 01:30:28,896 --> 01:30:30,464 They got the kid. Shit! 1796 01:30:30,531 --> 01:30:34,969 We can't let them get her. I trust you. 1797 01:30:35,036 --> 01:30:36,871 - One bullet? - [CASSANDRA] Please help me! 1798 01:30:36,937 --> 01:30:38,439 Has anyone got any bullets? 1799 01:30:38,506 --> 01:30:40,675 Fuck. I'm out. 1800 01:30:40,741 --> 01:30:43,878 I can't get out there. I just need to get through. 1801 01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:45,845 - We gotta go. We gotta move. - Shit. 1802 01:30:45,913 --> 01:30:47,581 Guys, they're in the car. 1803 01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:49,550 - They're getting away. - [CASSANDRA SCREAMING] 1804 01:30:49,617 --> 01:30:51,152 - Get in there! - Get off! 1805 01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,489 - [GROANS] - Shit! I'm out. 1806 01:30:55,556 --> 01:30:57,258 [HARLEY] Guys, come on. They're closing in. 1807 01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:02,063 Canary, you know what you have to do! 1808 01:31:02,129 --> 01:31:05,066 Cover your ears! You better get her back. 1809 01:31:06,934 --> 01:31:08,502 [BLACK CANARY YELLING] 1810 01:31:08,569 --> 01:31:10,171 [SCREECHING] 1811 01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:25,019 [PANTING] 1812 01:31:25,086 --> 01:31:27,388 [HARLEY] Told ya she had a killer voice. 1813 01:31:27,922 --> 01:31:29,290 [PANTING] 1814 01:31:37,698 --> 01:31:39,200 [GROANS] 1815 01:31:41,068 --> 01:31:42,269 [GRUNTING] 1816 01:31:46,774 --> 01:31:47,975 [GASPS] 1817 01:31:48,743 --> 01:31:49,944 Need a ride? 1818 01:32:11,966 --> 01:32:13,267 [ALL GRUNTING] 1819 01:32:15,770 --> 01:32:16,971 [THUG] Get her! 1820 01:32:23,477 --> 01:32:24,478 [HORN HONKING] 1821 01:32:47,903 --> 01:32:49,703 Oh! [LAUGHING] 1822 01:33:00,481 --> 01:33:01,582 Whip me! 1823 01:33:01,649 --> 01:33:02,683 What? 1824 01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,118 - Whip me! - Okay. 1825 01:33:11,959 --> 01:33:13,160 Kid! 1826 01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:14,728 Harley! 1827 01:33:15,863 --> 01:33:17,064 Shoot her! 1828 01:33:25,539 --> 01:33:26,807 Harley! 1829 01:33:26,875 --> 01:33:28,915 - [BLACK MASK] Hit the brakes! - [BRAKES SCREECHING] 1830 01:33:48,028 --> 01:33:49,396 - [CASSANDRA] No! - [BOTH GRUNTING] 1831 01:34:02,776 --> 01:34:03,777 Uh-oh. 1832 01:34:08,816 --> 01:34:10,084 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1833 01:34:10,150 --> 01:34:11,452 [CASSANDRA SCREAMING] 1834 01:34:12,086 --> 01:34:13,287 [SIONIS YELPS] 1835 01:34:14,890 --> 01:34:16,190 [GROANING] 1836 01:34:30,804 --> 01:34:32,106 Kid! 1837 01:34:44,051 --> 01:34:45,486 [CASSANDRA] Harley! 1838 01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:53,761 [YELPS] 1839 01:35:03,270 --> 01:35:04,838 [SIONIS] Well, we always did share 1840 01:35:04,906 --> 01:35:06,240 a love of the dramatic. 1841 01:35:06,307 --> 01:35:07,508 [ECHOING] Didn't we? 1842 01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:11,512 And look at us now. 1843 01:35:12,846 --> 01:35:15,449 But don't you see? You're trying to kill me. 1844 01:35:15,516 --> 01:35:18,152 I'm the only one who can protect you! 1845 01:35:20,754 --> 01:35:23,223 You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn. 1846 01:35:23,290 --> 01:35:24,658 You're not the type! 1847 01:35:25,994 --> 01:35:29,229 But me? You need me! 1848 01:35:29,296 --> 01:35:30,564 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 1849 01:35:30,631 --> 01:35:32,351 - [SIONIS GRUNTING] - [CASSANDRA WHIMPERING] 1850 01:35:43,477 --> 01:35:46,580 Here's the thing, Romy baby. 1851 01:35:48,482 --> 01:35:50,618 Your protection is based on the fact 1852 01:35:50,684 --> 01:35:52,921 that people are scared of you. 1853 01:35:52,988 --> 01:35:54,889 Just like they're scared of Mr. J. 1854 01:35:54,956 --> 01:35:56,423 - [CASSANDRA SCREAMS] - [GASPS] 1855 01:36:00,361 --> 01:36:03,130 But I'm the one they should be scared of. 1856 01:36:03,197 --> 01:36:05,633 Not you, and not Mr. J. 1857 01:36:05,699 --> 01:36:09,104 'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn. 1858 01:36:09,169 --> 01:36:10,371 [CASSANDRA YELPING] 1859 01:36:13,741 --> 01:36:14,742 [GUN CLICKS] 1860 01:36:14,808 --> 01:36:16,377 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1861 01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:17,711 - Shit. - [SIONIS LAUGHING] 1862 01:36:19,246 --> 01:36:21,016 That was super embarrassing. 1863 01:36:21,082 --> 01:36:22,650 Hmm. Sure was. 1864 01:36:22,716 --> 01:36:26,520 You think you can beat me? You're a fucking moron. 1865 01:36:28,056 --> 01:36:30,257 I'm sorry, kid. 1866 01:36:30,324 --> 01:36:31,993 And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. 1867 01:36:32,060 --> 01:36:33,761 That was a dick move. 1868 01:36:35,362 --> 01:36:37,999 For what it's worth, 1869 01:36:38,066 --> 01:36:41,702 you made me want to be a less terrible person. 1870 01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,238 Ew. 1871 01:36:44,304 --> 01:36:47,307 If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something. 1872 01:36:47,374 --> 01:36:48,676 Excuse me! 1873 01:36:48,742 --> 01:36:51,278 [CASSANDRA] I stole something from you. 1874 01:36:51,345 --> 01:36:53,347 You slippery-fingered little turd. 1875 01:36:53,414 --> 01:36:55,016 I took your ring. 1876 01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:56,417 My ring? 1877 01:36:59,087 --> 01:37:00,287 Dope. 1878 01:37:01,188 --> 01:37:02,756 [HARLEY AND SIONIS GASP] 1879 01:37:02,823 --> 01:37:04,358 [SIONIS YELPING] 1880 01:37:04,993 --> 01:37:06,527 [SIONIS SCREAMING] 1881 01:37:13,434 --> 01:37:14,735 [HARLEY SIGHS] 1882 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:22,143 [MONTOYA] Cass! Harley! 1883 01:37:22,209 --> 01:37:23,644 We're okay. 1884 01:37:27,281 --> 01:37:28,816 - You okay? - Yeah. 1885 01:37:29,616 --> 01:37:31,518 - He's gone? - Mmm-hmm. 1886 01:37:31,585 --> 01:37:33,721 Good. Fuck that guy. 1887 01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:35,556 Yeah. Tacos? 1888 01:37:36,724 --> 01:37:38,126 [MONTOYA] No, but seriously. 1889 01:37:38,193 --> 01:37:40,061 You were very impressive with that bow. 1890 01:37:40,128 --> 01:37:41,261 Very impressive. 1891 01:37:41,328 --> 01:37:42,568 [BLACK CANARY] It's a crossbow. 1892 01:37:42,629 --> 01:37:43,974 [HUNTRESS] I appreciate that. Thank you. 1893 01:37:43,998 --> 01:37:45,475 - [BLACK CANARY] Mmm-hmm. - Morning margaritas! 1894 01:37:45,499 --> 01:37:46,676 [BLACK CANARY] Thank you. I got you. 1895 01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:47,878 - You drink, right, kid? - Yeah. 1896 01:37:47,902 --> 01:37:49,403 I don't think so. 1897 01:37:49,470 --> 01:37:51,505 And I love that fucking name, Huntress. 1898 01:37:51,572 --> 01:37:53,108 - [HUNTRESS] Really? - Yeah. 1899 01:37:53,174 --> 01:37:54,641 Oh, great name. 1900 01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:55,743 Wow. 1901 01:37:55,809 --> 01:37:58,412 Um... I really like how you were able 1902 01:37:58,479 --> 01:38:00,581 to kick so high in those tight pants. 1903 01:38:00,647 --> 01:38:02,207 - Yeah, that is cool. - [HUNTRESS] Yeah. 1904 01:38:02,249 --> 01:38:04,018 - Thanks. - [CASSANDRA] Oh, um... 1905 01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:06,520 Thanks for the car. 1906 01:38:07,989 --> 01:38:09,556 You're welcome. 1907 01:38:09,623 --> 01:38:11,558 Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit, 1908 01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:13,660 - I don't know what will. - [LAUGHING] 1909 01:38:15,429 --> 01:38:16,463 Give me a minute. 1910 01:38:16,530 --> 01:38:18,166 [ALL CHEERING] 1911 01:38:18,233 --> 01:38:19,433 Yes! 1912 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:22,003 - [BLACK CANARY WHOOPING] - [MONTOYA] Right. 1913 01:38:22,070 --> 01:38:23,437 [BLACK CANARY LAUGHING] 1914 01:38:23,504 --> 01:38:24,984 I've given her prune juice, laxatives. 1915 01:38:25,039 --> 01:38:27,341 I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel. 1916 01:38:27,407 --> 01:38:29,676 And you know what? I owe you an apology. 1917 01:38:30,277 --> 01:38:31,880 Me? 1918 01:38:31,946 --> 01:38:35,482 I underestimated you. And I'm sorry. 1919 01:38:36,817 --> 01:38:38,819 I'm used to it. 1920 01:38:38,887 --> 01:38:42,289 [CASSANDRA] Uh, Harley! Bring the colander. 1921 01:38:42,356 --> 01:38:43,824 [CASSANDRA GRUNTING] 1922 01:38:43,892 --> 01:38:44,993 Ladies. 1923 01:38:45,059 --> 01:38:46,727 Have fun with that. 1924 01:38:48,029 --> 01:38:50,597 So, what now? 1925 01:38:50,664 --> 01:38:51,966 Sionis is gone, but it's just 1926 01:38:52,033 --> 01:38:54,135 a matter of time before some other asshole 1927 01:38:54,202 --> 01:38:55,602 tries to finish what he started. 1928 01:38:55,669 --> 01:38:56,770 Right. 1929 01:38:56,837 --> 01:39:00,208 We gotta clean this city from the inside out. 1930 01:39:00,275 --> 01:39:02,609 Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie, 1931 01:39:02,676 --> 01:39:04,112 - or is that just me? - [LAUGHING] 1932 01:39:04,179 --> 01:39:05,280 Fuck you. And fuck you. 1933 01:39:05,345 --> 01:39:06,680 What? 1934 01:39:06,747 --> 01:39:08,883 I mean, we were amazing there. 1935 01:39:08,950 --> 01:39:10,251 Yeah! Hell yeah! 1936 01:39:10,317 --> 01:39:13,787 I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well. 1937 01:39:13,854 --> 01:39:14,755 Thank you. 1938 01:39:14,822 --> 01:39:16,024 - Right. - [TIRES SCREECHING] 1939 01:39:16,090 --> 01:39:17,091 Whoa. Whoa, whoa! 1940 01:39:19,961 --> 01:39:21,095 She stole my fucking car! 1941 01:39:21,162 --> 01:39:22,230 What? 1942 01:39:22,297 --> 01:39:23,864 [HUNTRESS LAUGHING] 1943 01:39:26,301 --> 01:39:27,668 I'm sorry. 1944 01:39:27,734 --> 01:39:29,304 [HARLEY] I know what you're thinking. 1945 01:39:29,369 --> 01:39:31,272 You think I'm a dick after all that. 1946 01:39:31,338 --> 01:39:34,976 But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone. 1947 01:39:35,043 --> 01:39:40,814 And those guys? They're gonna be just fine. 1948 01:39:40,882 --> 01:39:42,392 - [ALL CHEERING] - Montoya's boss picked up 1949 01:39:42,416 --> 01:39:44,185 the gangbangers at the Booby Trap. 1950 01:39:44,252 --> 01:39:47,654 And took all the credit while he was at it. 1951 01:39:47,721 --> 01:39:48,755 Again. 1952 01:39:48,822 --> 01:39:51,259 - [CHEERING CONTINUES] - ["WOMAN" PLAYING] 1953 01:39:51,326 --> 01:39:54,195 ♪ I don't need a man To be holding me too tight ♪ 1954 01:39:54,262 --> 01:39:55,964 It was the kick in the balls she needed 1955 01:39:56,030 --> 01:39:57,865 to see that she had nothing to prove 1956 01:39:57,932 --> 01:40:00,500 to those blowhard assholes. 1957 01:40:00,567 --> 01:40:03,137 - She quit the same day. - [OFFICER LAUGHING] 1958 01:40:03,204 --> 01:40:05,372 - ♪ I'm a motherfucker ♪ - [ALL GRUNTING] 1959 01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:09,743 We got the secret bank codes off the diamond. 1960 01:40:09,810 --> 01:40:12,412 And Huntress got her family money back. 1961 01:40:12,479 --> 01:40:13,480 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 1962 01:40:13,547 --> 01:40:14,748 She's using it to fund 1963 01:40:14,815 --> 01:40:16,550 a little crime-fighting outfit. 1964 01:40:19,254 --> 01:40:23,557 They call themselves the Birds of Prey. 1965 01:40:23,624 --> 01:40:26,593 I call them dorky little do-gooders. 1966 01:40:28,963 --> 01:40:32,100 The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, 1967 01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:33,600 so I pawned it. 1968 01:40:33,667 --> 01:40:35,435 And I invested the cash in a little startup 1969 01:40:35,502 --> 01:40:37,105 making waves in the East End. 1970 01:40:37,171 --> 01:40:41,142 ♪ I'm a motherfucking woman Baby, all right ♪ 1971 01:40:41,209 --> 01:40:42,944 Oh! And I found Bruce. 1972 01:40:43,011 --> 01:40:45,512 He was wandering around Chinatown. 1973 01:40:45,579 --> 01:40:46,981 I guess it proves the theory 1974 01:40:47,048 --> 01:40:49,583 that hyenas really do have nine lives. 1975 01:40:49,650 --> 01:40:52,619 ♪ I'm just having fun With my ladies here tonight ♪ 1976 01:40:52,686 --> 01:40:54,322 [HARLEY GASPS] 1977 01:40:54,389 --> 01:40:55,622 [BOTH SNIFFING] 1978 01:40:55,689 --> 01:40:57,591 [BOTH SIGH HAPPILY] 1979 01:40:57,658 --> 01:40:59,626 ♪ Say what you say ♪ 1980 01:40:59,693 --> 01:41:01,828 ♪ I work real hard every day ♪ 1981 01:41:01,896 --> 01:41:04,464 ♪ I'm a motherfucker ♪ 1982 01:41:08,069 --> 01:41:09,503 [BRUCE YAWNS] 1983 01:41:09,569 --> 01:41:13,408 [HARLEY] Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. 1984 01:41:13,473 --> 01:41:15,209 Call me a softy. 1985 01:41:16,476 --> 01:41:17,744 I dare ya. 1986 01:41:19,380 --> 01:41:20,580 [SIGHS] 1987 01:41:22,283 --> 01:41:23,650 Mmm! 1988 01:41:25,485 --> 01:41:27,388 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 1989 01:41:27,454 --> 01:41:28,822 ["DIAMONDS" PLAYING] 1990 01:41:28,890 --> 01:41:30,301 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 1991 01:41:30,325 --> 01:41:32,459 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 1992 01:41:32,526 --> 01:41:34,963 ♪ Southern girl in me I ain't afraid to catch a case ♪ 1993 01:41:35,029 --> 01:41:38,232 ♪ VVS's on me And I flooded out the face ♪ 1994 01:41:38,299 --> 01:41:40,268 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 1995 01:41:40,335 --> 01:41:42,437 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 1996 01:41:42,502 --> 01:41:45,106 ♪ I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes ♪ 1997 01:41:45,173 --> 01:41:48,409 ♪ I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet ♪ 1998 01:41:48,475 --> 01:41:50,945 ♪ I'm a super shero, bitch Don't try me, hoe ♪ 1999 01:41:51,012 --> 01:41:53,381 ♪ Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload ♪ 2000 01:41:53,448 --> 01:41:55,984 ♪ All the best things in life Come for free ♪ 2001 01:41:56,050 --> 01:41:58,386 ♪ But don't you think That applies to me ♪ 2002 01:41:58,453 --> 01:42:00,197 ♪ I do what I want 'Cause I know that I'm hot ♪ 2003 01:42:00,221 --> 01:42:02,056 ♪ I ain't a band But you know how I rock ♪ 2004 01:42:02,123 --> 01:42:03,883 ♪ Don't need no clippers To give you a chop ♪ 2005 01:42:03,925 --> 01:42:05,436 ♪ Took me to dinner Then I took him out ♪ 2006 01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:07,061 ♪ I like it When you call me crazy ♪ 2007 01:42:07,128 --> 01:42:08,997 ♪ Long as you Keep callin' baby ♪ 2008 01:42:09,063 --> 01:42:10,807 ♪ He think it's cute That I know how to shoot ♪ 2009 01:42:10,831 --> 01:42:12,443 ♪ Don't you get scared If I point it at you ♪ 2010 01:42:12,467 --> 01:42:14,268 ♪ Broke up with my ex Dumped him in a text ♪ 2011 01:42:14,335 --> 01:42:16,204 ♪ Would wish you the best But I already left ♪ 2012 01:42:16,270 --> 01:42:18,248 ♪ Date night with my bitches Gettin' real twisted ♪ 2013 01:42:18,272 --> 01:42:19,515 ♪ You know what you could do? Give my ass a bunch of kisses ♪ 2014 01:42:19,539 --> 01:42:21,309 ♪ I love me this much ♪ 2015 01:42:21,376 --> 01:42:24,178 ♪ My pear shape All dripped up ♪ 2016 01:42:24,245 --> 01:42:26,447 ♪ It's freezing ♪ 2017 01:42:26,513 --> 01:42:29,083 ♪ In my bag ♪ 2018 01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:31,685 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 2019 01:42:31,752 --> 01:42:33,553 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 2020 01:42:33,620 --> 01:42:36,190 ♪ I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes ♪ 2021 01:42:36,257 --> 01:42:39,427 ♪ I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet ♪ 2022 01:42:39,494 --> 01:42:41,896 ♪ I know how to work a gun I don't need a range ♪ 2023 01:42:41,963 --> 01:42:44,365 ♪ And I can take a hit I ain't scared of the pain ♪ 2024 01:42:44,432 --> 01:42:46,968 ♪ And I don't really bang But I came with the gang ♪ 2025 01:42:47,035 --> 01:42:49,437 ♪ And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain ♪ 2026 01:42:49,504 --> 01:42:52,040 ♪ You want me to be A little more lady-like? ♪ 2027 01:42:52,106 --> 01:42:54,418 ♪ Come through with my girls And beat your ass On ladies' night ♪ 2028 01:42:54,442 --> 01:42:57,445 ♪ You don't want to go Toe to toe with my pedicure ♪ 2029 01:42:57,512 --> 01:42:59,914 ♪ Everyone you know be like "Bro, how you handle her?" ♪ 2030 01:42:59,981 --> 01:43:01,949 ♪ Diamonds are my new boyfriend ♪ 2031 01:43:02,016 --> 01:43:04,152 ♪ So that mean I will never ever Fuck with you again ♪ 2032 01:43:04,218 --> 01:43:06,653 ♪ And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him ♪ 2033 01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:10,058 ♪ And I be doing me I ain't never Tryin' to please him ♪ 2034 01:43:10,124 --> 01:43:12,692 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 2035 01:43:12,759 --> 01:43:14,529 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 2036 01:43:14,594 --> 01:43:17,231 ♪ I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes ♪ 2037 01:43:17,298 --> 01:43:19,866 ♪ I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet ♪ 2038 01:43:19,934 --> 01:43:22,937 ♪ Cartier, Cartier, Cartier ♪ 2039 01:43:24,838 --> 01:43:26,374 ["SMILE" PLAYING] 2040 01:43:26,441 --> 01:43:28,109 ♪ Got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2041 01:43:28,176 --> 01:43:30,445 ♪ Yeah, this smile Is a loaded gun ♪ 2042 01:43:30,511 --> 01:43:33,181 ♪ It's my party, my body, my business ♪ 2043 01:43:33,247 --> 01:43:36,084 ♪ It's my town and my ground And my hit-list ♪ 2044 01:43:36,150 --> 01:43:38,718 ♪ It's my world And you're just living in it ♪ 2045 01:43:38,785 --> 01:43:41,122 ♪ Did I, did I, did I finish? ♪ 2046 01:43:41,189 --> 01:43:43,524 ♪ They are my girls And it's us who's deciding ♪ 2047 01:43:43,590 --> 01:43:46,294 ♪ It's our door Did we say you're invited? ♪ 2048 01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:49,097 ♪ Leave your name And we'll call if we like it ♪ 2049 01:43:49,163 --> 01:43:51,399 ♪ If we, if we, if we like it ♪ 2050 01:43:51,466 --> 01:43:54,168 - ♪ No more ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Sweet and Miss Nice ♪ 2051 01:43:54,235 --> 01:43:56,603 - ♪ No more ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Fucking Polite ♪ 2052 01:43:56,670 --> 01:43:59,507 - ♪ Time's up ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Taking What's Mine ♪ 2053 01:43:59,574 --> 01:44:01,542 ♪ You don't need him ♪ 2054 01:44:01,608 --> 01:44:04,045 ♪ Got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2055 01:44:04,112 --> 01:44:06,347 ♪ Yeah, this smile Is a loaded gun ♪ 2056 01:44:08,082 --> 01:44:11,385 ♪ All these fakers They come to a stop with me ♪ 2057 01:44:11,452 --> 01:44:13,321 ♪ Trying to step on my rungs ♪ 2058 01:44:13,387 --> 01:44:16,457 ♪ All these boys Trying to play my discography ♪ 2059 01:44:16,524 --> 01:44:19,026 ♪ Never heard of them once ♪ 2060 01:44:19,093 --> 01:44:21,661 ♪ They keep chasing my props ♪ 2061 01:44:21,728 --> 01:44:24,298 ♪ But I'm leaving them numb ♪ 2062 01:44:28,069 --> 01:44:30,571 ♪ Bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2063 01:44:30,637 --> 01:44:33,207 ♪ Bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2064 01:44:33,274 --> 01:44:35,910 ♪ Bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2065 01:44:35,977 --> 01:44:38,246 ♪ Bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2066 01:44:38,312 --> 01:44:41,115 - ♪ No more ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Sweet and Miss Nice ♪ 2067 01:44:41,182 --> 01:44:43,618 - ♪ No more ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Fucking Polite ♪ 2068 01:44:43,683 --> 01:44:46,420 - ♪ Time's up ♪ - ♪ Mrs. Taking What's Mine ♪ 2069 01:44:46,487 --> 01:44:48,556 ♪ You don't need him ♪ 2070 01:44:48,623 --> 01:44:51,292 ♪ I've got got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2071 01:44:51,359 --> 01:44:53,693 ♪ Bang bang And your party's done ♪ 2072 01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:56,297 ♪ I've got got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2073 01:44:56,364 --> 01:44:59,000 ♪ Yeah, this smile Is a loaded gun ♪ 2074 01:44:59,066 --> 01:45:01,868 ♪ I've got got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2075 01:45:01,936 --> 01:45:04,205 ♪ Bang bang And your party's done ♪ 2076 01:45:04,272 --> 01:45:06,840 ♪ I've got got bridges to burn And places to run ♪ 2077 01:45:06,908 --> 01:45:09,110 ♪ Yeah, this smile Is a loaded gun ♪ 2078 01:45:10,378 --> 01:45:11,379 ["BAD MEMORY" PLAYING] 2079 01:45:17,751 --> 01:45:21,055 ♪ I found you naked On the floor, hungover ♪ 2080 01:45:21,122 --> 01:45:24,058 ♪ Got some number Written sloppy on your palm ♪ 2081 01:45:24,125 --> 01:45:25,960 ♪ It's over ♪ 2082 01:45:26,027 --> 01:45:28,529 ♪ Yeah, I recognize Just who you truly are A liar ♪ 2083 01:45:28,596 --> 01:45:32,500 ♪ So I set all of your records And your clothes on fire ♪ 2084 01:45:32,567 --> 01:45:34,502 ♪ Like what's up? ♪ 2085 01:45:34,569 --> 01:45:36,204 ♪ I'm gone now ♪ 2086 01:45:36,270 --> 01:45:38,339 ♪ Feeling good, feeling great ♪ 2087 01:45:38,406 --> 01:45:40,308 ♪ I'm done now ♪ 2088 01:45:40,374 --> 01:45:41,976 ♪ Like... ♪ 2089 01:45:42,043 --> 01:45:44,278 ♪ I'm set free ♪ 2090 01:45:44,345 --> 01:45:47,915 ♪ Not on my mind No lie, you're just a bad You're just a bad memory ♪ 2091 01:45:54,088 --> 01:45:55,789 ♪ You're just a bad memory ♪ 2092 01:46:01,896 --> 01:46:03,863 ♪ You're just a bad memory ♪ 2093 01:46:03,931 --> 01:46:07,668 ♪ Bad, bad, bad memory ♪ 2094 01:46:07,734 --> 01:46:11,539 ♪ Bad, bad, bad memory ♪ 2095 01:46:11,606 --> 01:46:15,142 ♪ Bad, bad, bad memory ♪ 2096 01:46:15,209 --> 01:46:18,045 ♪ Bad, bad, bad memory ♪ 2097 01:48:41,689 --> 01:48:44,191 [HARLEY] Are you dummies still sitting there? 2098 01:48:44,258 --> 01:48:46,260 Fine. Since you stuck it out this long, 2099 01:48:46,327 --> 01:48:48,562 I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret. 2100 01:48:48,629 --> 01:48:50,297 But you can't tell anyone. 2101 01:48:50,364 --> 01:48:52,867 Okay. Did you know that Batman... 2102 01:48:52,934 --> 01:48:54,854 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by ViSHAL 150352

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