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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,920 Listen. I'm not a grass. 2 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,640 I just got the team together again. 3 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,280 They wanted me back as their leader. 4 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,320 I'll say no more. 5 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,800 I thought it was a good idea to shake us together as a team. 6 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,360 So I stepped in as leader and booked a holiday cottage 7 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,680 for us to have a boot camp before Crazy LAN Randers. 8 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,360 And I'll say no more. My mouth is sealed. 9 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,560 What about Kasim? 10 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,120 Kasim, when Copy Allan comes with our nice sponsored car, 11 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,880 and if you're not here when the bus leaves... 12 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,880 Do you know that nobody listens to messages these days? 13 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,720 -Boys, do you like the wheels? -It's a fucking cool car. 14 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,360 -Thanks, Allan. -Don't touch it. 15 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,960 -Don't touch the car. -Why not? 16 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,480 Hands off. 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,840 It's a strange rule, if we are travelling in it. 18 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,400 Why would you use my car when you have your own? 19 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,360 -Over there. -That one. 20 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:39,280 Enjoy boot camp, train hard, and if you get tired of beeping games... 21 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,360 -Beep! Beep! -Beep! Boobs! 22 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,600 If you get bored, drop by Dresden. 23 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,520 -What's happening in Dresden? -Don't ask. 24 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,960 Yeah! What's happening in Dresden? 25 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,320 An erotic gathering. It's the place to be for randy folks. 26 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Toke, you'll need a note from your parents. 27 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,320 You don't need a note. 28 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,520 My Sassie girl and I are on our way, and that's Bent. 29 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,360 Bent doesn't shag. He just drives the car. 30 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,080 And he likes to watch. 31 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,440 Well... Oh, bloody hell. 32 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,360 That's my brother. He minded the van last night. 33 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,760 Tanja, somebody's had a shit all over the van. 34 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,080 -Yeah. -We need the pressure washer on. 35 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,000 Give me 50 kroner and I'll turn it on. 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,920 Super. There you go. 37 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:42,400 And we need disinfectant and lavender scent spray. 38 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,720 Flowers? 39 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,280 Flowers and 12 sausage rolls for the trip. 40 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,480 -For the trip? -Yeah. 41 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,760 Are you on the run? 42 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,280 Did you kill someone? 43 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,280 Did the criminal mastermind strike again? 44 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,160 Don't you stay informed? 45 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:10,520 Your cousin is wanted for fraud with fake iphones. 46 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,800 -That could be anyone. -It's Kasim. 47 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,280 No, it isn't. 48 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,360 -May I have the key? -It's Kasim. 49 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,480 It's not Kasim. It could be anyone. 50 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,160 Listen, Sebastian. 51 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,200 Hey, Sebastian. Think about it. We'll share the bounty. 52 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,280 I get 90%, you guys get the rest. Just tell me where he's hiding. 53 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,680 Tanja, I have no clue where he is. Okay? 54 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,160 I wouldn't tell you if I knew. 55 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,760 We're going to boot camp for a big tournament next week. 56 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,760 -Yallah, habibi. -There he is! 57 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,680 What's happening, Kasim? 58 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,360 -It's structural racism, bro. -Oh, shut up. 59 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,160 They think I'm involved because I'm brown. 60 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,960 You were involved. 61 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,520 See that fucker there? Niels. 62 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,960 He and Hassan are up to some shit, I'm not part of it. 63 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,120 -Why the hell are you in the photo? -Why do you think? 64 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,760 I'm studying smoke on overpass. 65 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,760 Have you forgotten about Crazy LAN Randers? 66 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,160 I haven't forgotten we're going to Crazy LAN. 67 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,760 But we won't get there if we help you escape. 68 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,960 We're in a fucking getaway car. 69 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,880 -Stop the car! -Sorry, but no. 70 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,560 I'm serious. 71 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,960 -Carina's due date is... -It's in two weeks. 72 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,880 -Two weeks. -You're not giving birth. 73 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,960 I know, but I have to be there for her. 74 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,560 I'm going to... 75 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,240 Fuck! It's the shorta, lads. The fucking shorta. 76 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,200 Shorta? It's the cops! 77 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,480 -Maybe a wheel hub is missing. Stop. -No way! 78 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,760 Drive, Kasim, drive! 79 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,160 What are you doing, Kasim? 80 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,680 Stop, Kasim! 81 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,000 Easy! 82 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,640 I need to get a seatbelt on. 83 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,600 Kasim! Kasim! 84 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,520 There's no seatbelt! 85 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,880 Are you fucking insane? 86 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,920 -What the fuck? Are you insane? -Shut up, man. 87 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,960 Do it again. It was fucking hilarious. 88 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,160 Shut up, for fuck's sake. 89 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,600 What the fuck are you doing? 90 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,080 Chill out, Adolf. 91 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,800 You've got to control that Arab passion. 92 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,920 You have to. 93 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,600 -Control? Are you in control? -Yeah. 94 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,720 There's just this smell of piss in here. 95 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,840 -It's coffee. -You don't drink coffee. 96 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,760 I spilt cocoa. That's what I was saying. 97 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,040 -Did you wet your pants? -No, I didn't! 98 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,240 -Shall we call your mum and... -I didn't! Stop! 99 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,280 Come on, stay here. 100 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,840 Hello? 101 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,440 Fuck! 102 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,440 Who are you trying to call? 103 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,640 The police. 104 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,120 We might as well give up. It's lost. 105 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,480 Aren't we going to train for Randers? 106 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,800 We're not going to Randers, Henrik. 107 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,200 The cops are lying in wait to taser us when we walk out of the woods. 108 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,320 -We have to turn ourselves in. -No, the whole team is together. 109 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,920 Consider the chase a part of boot camp. 110 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:54,480 If we can run from the police, we can beat the other teams in Randers. 111 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,680 How about looking for the cottage by following the paths? 112 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,520 -There's no mobile signal. -I used to do orienteering. 113 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,640 Right, okay. 114 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,360 Okay, let's do it. 115 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,000 -Are you ready? -Yeah, just don't tell the others. 116 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,000 -I won't say anything. -It's just cocoa. 117 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,120 I'll hug you sideways. 118 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,680 We're going orienteering! 119 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,160 Come on. 120 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,400 This is it. 121 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,080 I think this is it. 122 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,680 I think this is... 123 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,520 I think this is it. 124 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,120 -Do you? -Yeah. 125 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,280 I told you I'd find it. 126 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,440 You're a good tracker dog. 127 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,680 Lick your bollocks and pat your head. 128 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,600 It's a funny way of saying thanks. 129 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,440 Thanks, Henrik. 130 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,320 Is there music coming out of there? 131 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,200 Yeah, I think there is. 132 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,560 Why? 133 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,800 You take care of that and... 134 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,400 Let's unpack. 135 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,120 I hope it's warm inside. 136 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,960 -Shall we just start? -Yeah. 137 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,720 I'll go round the back. 138 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,480 Hello? 139 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,840 Open up! 140 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,520 Cheers. 141 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,400 What? What do you want? 142 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,680 Hi, my name's Sebastian. 143 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,880 I'm an athlete and we're having a boot camp here this weekend. 144 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,160 -So... -Okay, I'm Trine. 145 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,400 My band has rented the cottage for a week, so no. 146 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,680 You must have made a little mistake. 147 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,600 Can't I fill out a hire form just because I'm a woman? 148 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,400 No, I don't think it has anything to do with your gender. 149 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,640 Oh? Doesn't it? 150 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,520 No. 151 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,320 Sorry. It's nice that you came because 152 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:36,160 I was getting tired of this forest where you can't feel the patriarchy. 153 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,600 Yeah. 154 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,680 Girls! Some men want our house. 155 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,120 Pack your gear and let's fuck off. 156 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,920 Thanks for being so understanding. 157 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,720 Yeah, and fuck you. 158 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,280 -What's all this about? -Stop it, Toke. 159 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,000 Henrik! Henrik! 160 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,000 -Henrik! -What's up? 161 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,320 The house is full of punk girls. 162 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,920 They're everywhere and they won't negotiate. 163 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,920 They're horrible and they won't go. 164 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,080 It's a shame, but Carina will be happy. 165 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,320 She gets anxious when I'm not around. Let's go home. 166 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,760 You're staying here. 167 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,280 Go home, Gustav? We can't go home. 168 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,880 Did the Spartans go home when they were at Talupale? 169 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,440 What? 170 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,960 Did the Spartans go home when they fought their battle at Talupale? 171 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,120 He means Thermopylae. 172 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,560 -Didn't you see the film? -No. 173 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,040 Listen up, lads. 174 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:38,040 We have to approach this as if we're in Dust 2, okay? 175 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,320 We'll split into two teams. I'm the in-game leader, I stay here. 176 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,920 You go long, you go short. We'll smoke and flash all along. 177 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,600 Those girl punks are going to die, okay? 178 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,840 We're going to shoot them up. 179 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,160 -Are they standing behind me, Henrik? -Yes, they are. 180 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,640 Just like in a movie. 181 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,600 -How long have they been there? -I'd say 10 to 15 seconds. 182 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,000 When I snap my finger, hand me the... 183 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,040 Oh, right. 184 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,200 It's apparent that we have hired the cottage for the weekend. 185 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,640 Yeah, that's true. 186 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,120 I see that you booked the cottage. 187 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,040 It's an honest mistake. It happens to the best of us. 188 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,920 In 2022. 189 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,640 -Can I have a look? -They must have changed it. 190 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,560 Did you change the dates? Are you that evil? 191 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,600 Evil bitches who just rewrite things as you see fit, or what? 192 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,280 -Chill. -It always said "20". I know it. 193 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,760 I'm very sorry. Please forgive my friend. 194 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,960 As you can see, he is brain damaged. 195 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,120 The doctors think he gamed it to destruction. 196 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,920 There's something I don't understand. Didn't you say you were an athlete? 197 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,480 You bet I did. 198 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,080 Because I'm a man, and I compete in E-sports. 199 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,280 So you're gamers? 200 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,560 Yeah. 201 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,960 -Do you play Counter-Strike? -We do. 202 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,200 Paulina and I play Counter-Strike too. 203 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,440 Nice. 204 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,640 Oh, that Paulina is sexy. 205 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,800 I'm more into Amanda. 206 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,320 She's got a small arse, but nice tits. 207 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,800 I love tits. I love licking and sucking them. 208 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,560 Listen to you! The only tits you ever sucked are your mum's. 209 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,720 The only cock you deep-throated is your dad's. 210 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,880 That's crazy, bro! 211 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,200 Who do you fancy, Henrik? 212 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,320 I only want Solvej, to be honest. 213 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,600 Stop that depressing shit. 214 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:08,640 You'll only get over an old bitch by being with a new one. 215 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,400 I'd never sleep with a snitch. 216 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,880 Lads, we're not going to have sex with any of those girls. 217 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,560 We have to focus, like boxers. They don't have sex before a match. 218 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,000 We have to store our energy and release it all over Randers. 219 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,480 And I promise that the moment we win Crazy LAN Randers, 220 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:35,320 you'll be swimming in so much pussy, arse and tits 221 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,960 that you'll go crazy and have to give pussy away to your mates. 222 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,360 You'll be calling your parents: "Do you want pussy? I've got too much." 223 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,320 You'll be scooping pussy out of your doorways with snow shovels. 224 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,800 You won't know what to do. Who wants pussy... 225 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,240 What's up? 226 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,960 -What are you talking about? -Nothing, nothing at all. 227 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,760 We're not trying to exclude you because of your gender. 228 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,840 Not at all. But... Er... Well... 229 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:05,760 Okay. 230 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,560 Listen. No fucking whatsoever, okay? 231 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 You're fucking great, lads. 232 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,600 Rushing B now. 233 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,640 I'm rushing B now. 234 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,320 Kasim, go long. Go long. 235 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,680 -Good call, Seb. -Go long. 236 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,360 Grind on like this, and we'll be ready for Randers. 237 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,720 Fuck. 238 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,560 It's a shame, but... 239 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,160 What happened, lads? 240 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,280 Lads? 241 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,840 Are you fucking kidding me? 242 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,800 I thought you guys were busy. 243 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:03,000 No... Actually, boot camp isn't all about playing. 244 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,200 For instance, we ran from the cops today. 245 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,600 Nice. The cops? 246 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,120 Kasim is wanted by Interpol. 247 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,480 I knew I'd seen you somewhere. 248 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,920 This is the criminal mastermind on the front page of Ekstra Bladet. 249 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,920 Yours truly. 250 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,160 -Didn't you say it was that Niels? -It was me. 251 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,440 Gamer and thug. So sexy. 252 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,360 -Hi. -Hi, Sebastian. 253 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,920 You're upsetting the mental zen of my players. 254 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,640 -We're just having a chat. -May I get a word in edgeways? 255 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,240 Okay. 256 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,440 You know bollocks, right? 257 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,400 Men perform much better with semen in their scrotum. 258 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,200 I don't know why. Studies have shown it. It's just a fact. 259 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,800 -Oh, okay. -Stop! 260 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,560 This is important to me. 261 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,000 Girls, I'm only asking you 262 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,120 to let me have the semen of my players this weekend. 263 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,120 May I please have your sperm this weekend, Gustav? 264 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,080 Yeah. 265 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,760 -Kasim, may I have your sperm? -No way, man. 266 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,680 -Okay, have my sperm, bro. -Cheers. 267 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,120 Toke. 268 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,000 May I have your sperm? 269 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,800 Yeah. 270 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,000 Henrik, your sperm is the most important. Please? 271 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,680 Please get out of the hot tub and play computer games. 272 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,520 -Yeah, it's just... -Stand up, Henrik. 273 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,040 It's cold, so I need to gather my courage. 274 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,280 Ten minutes. 275 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,360 That's why women have children with sperm donors. 276 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,880 Go! 277 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,600 -Nice shot, Henrik. -Splitter B! Go! 278 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,480 Dead ahead, rotate short A. 279 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,200 Flashing now! 280 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,640 Pushing smoke. You first, Kasim. 281 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,920 What's happening, Toke? 282 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,240 -What the fuck are you doing, man? -Hey! 283 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,720 Hey, Toke! 284 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800 What are you doing? 285 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,840 Stop shooting, Toke! Stop shooting! 286 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,520 -Toxic, are you okay? -What are you doing? 287 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,960 Have you taken your medication? 288 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,040 I didn't take my pills! 289 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,000 Hey! Hey! 290 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,000 -What are you doing? -Stop! 291 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,760 Sit down! Sit down! 292 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,640 What the hell's going on? 293 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,080 -I forgot my Ritalin at home. -What do we do? 294 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,520 Well, the addict needs his drug. 295 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,760 I'll fix it. 296 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,480 I'll be right back. And remember, my seat is the middle one. 297 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,640 What's up, kids? We're home alone now. 298 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,080 Party! 299 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,960 Hello, I'd like to buy some... 300 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,640 CASHIER 5 OVER THE COUNTER 956 CASHIER 6 PRESCRIPTION 358 301 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,520 Number 57. 302 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,040 I got number 60. 303 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,480 Number 57? 304 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,440 I'm the only person here. 305 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,480 I'll get to you in a moment. 306 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,680 I'm in a hurry with a situation getting out of control. Can we... 307 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,520 Number 58? 308 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,720 CASHIER 5 OVER THE COUNTER 958 309 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,720 Number 59? 310 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,920 Fifty-nine? 311 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,040 -Number 60? -Yes. 312 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,440 -That's me. -How can I help you? 313 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,400 I'd love some Ritalin. 314 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,560 Do you have a prescription? 315 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,000 I can't hand out Ritalin. 316 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,640 Look, I have... 317 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,600 -Number 61. -Yes! That's me. 318 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,920 I have a prescription. 319 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,600 -It's fake. -No, it isn't. 320 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,000 -What's your doctor's name? -It says there. 321 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,920 It says "unknown". 322 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,640 Yeah. 323 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,280 Un Non, that's actually her name. 324 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,200 She's Thai, married to a Dane. 325 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,080 If you don't believe me, call her. The number's right here. 326 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:34,040 -McDonald's customer service. -I lied, I'm sorry. 327 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,520 But I don't know what to do. 328 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,280 Do you have anything over the counter to help a poor ADHD kid? 329 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,080 Maybe you're too nice to risk a relationship for. 330 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,880 Solvej actually said I was too much of a bad boy for her. 331 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,160 I like bad boys. 332 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,040 Couldn't it be bad for you? 333 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,720 That's what my caseworker says. 334 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,320 Shall I show you how it's done? 335 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,760 Er, yeah. 336 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,520 -Henrik? -Yeah. 337 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,080 -Solvej is a closed chapter, okay? -Okay. 338 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,120 She's moved on and you should do the same. 339 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,360 Yeah. 340 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,560 My body is an amusement park, and you have a season pass. 341 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,800 Come with me, bad boy. 342 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,360 Let's go to the lake. 343 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,200 What now? Why are they always after me? I'm not black. 344 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,960 Shit! It's the fucking pigs! 345 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,480 Stop! Stop! 346 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,960 I'm innocent. I don't know mastermind Kasim. 347 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,560 I don't want to die, okay? I don't want to die. 348 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,480 I don't want to die. No! Ouch! 349 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,120 Is that your car? 350 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,280 No, it's Copy Allan's. 351 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,920 Then let's call him to verify. 352 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:24,120 -Okay, Google. Call Copy Allan. -Calling McDonald's. 353 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,240 Don't call McDonald's, call Copy Allan. 354 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,120 Calling Copy Allan. 355 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,280 Hej, Seb. I'm in the middle of something fun, so make it quick. 356 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,000 The police want to talk to you. 357 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,360 It's not a convenient time. 358 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,880 I'd like to know if you're the owner of a VW Transporter, 359 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,280 -registration number AG84116. -Yeah! Yeah! 360 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,640 Copy that. 361 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,320 Listen. The car isn't registered. We'll have to seize it. 362 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,720 Yes, Madam Officer. I'm coming! 363 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,120 I'm coming. Here I come! 364 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,360 We'll have to take the car. 365 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,960 And what were you saying about some guy called Kasim? 366 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,840 Nothing. 367 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,000 So you caused all that chaos some weeks back? 368 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,600 Yes, it was us. 369 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,720 I had to look out for us. It was my job. 370 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,000 You guys were after Kasim and I had to protect Henrik. 371 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,480 Why? 372 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,120 I was the in-game leader. 373 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,400 That's a lot more than just in the game. 374 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,720 It's also in real life. 375 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,440 Instead of helping Henrik, I destroyed him. 376 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,680 Have a safe trip. 377 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,960 Fucking losers. 378 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,800 Henrik! 379 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,760 When did you last snog anyone? 380 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,240 Henrik! Henrik! Henrik! 381 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,600 Oh, no. No. 382 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,840 Henrik! 383 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,640 Stop! 384 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,120 Henrik! Henrik! Henrik! 385 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,760 What the hell are you doing? 386 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,280 -Do you need a hand? -No, I don't. 387 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,680 What are you doing? 388 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,280 Henrik, listen to your heart. 389 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,000 It's Solvej you love, not Trine. 390 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,240 Solvej doesn't want me, she wants Norwegian Chris. 391 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,360 No, that's not true. Look at this. 392 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,680 It's all black. 393 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,720 But... Okay, it's broken. 394 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,400 Trust me. She changed her Facebook status. They've split up. 395 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,600 She left him. 396 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,360 It says so on Facebook. 397 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,000 Trine. 398 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:50,880 Trine, it's been nice to know you, but I think I have to say goodbye. 399 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,480 I'm sure your body is a great amusement park, but it's not for me. 400 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,680 You're a bumper car, and Solvej is a Ferris wheel, 401 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,080 and that's what I like. Sebastian knows what I mean. 402 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,000 What? 403 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,000 Thanks for everything. You're a beautiful girl. 404 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,440 Bye, Trine. 405 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,400 -Take my computer, Sebastian! -Like the wind! Run like the wind! 406 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,280 Faster! We're on the run. 407 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,760 I'm not as criminal as you think. 408 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,680 I'm actually a law student at the University of Copenhagen. 409 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,720 I'm doing a Ph.D. in computer science. Ready? 410 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,200 You're the sickest cock-blocker ever. 411 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,480 Sorry, Trine. 412 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,640 But he mentioned something about riding a bumper car, so maybe you... 413 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,720 The park is closed, you big shit. 414 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,240 Oh, fuck! 415 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,720 Kasim, you are under arrest. Remain calm. 416 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,800 Throw smokes in the overpass! 417 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,600 Fuck the police! 418 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,320 This is so naughty. 419 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,600 Stop what you're doing! 420 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,320 Do you have any more trips to go on before Crazy LAN Randers? 421 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,440 No. 422 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,280 So why are we here? 423 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,040 Because I'm such an idiot. 424 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,360 Solvej! Solvej! 425 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,480 -Henrik? -Hi, Solvej. 426 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,400 -What are you doing here? -I came as soon as I heard. 427 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,160 I'm here now. 428 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,920 If you need to talk to someone. I'm always there for you. 429 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,160 I'll always be there for you. 430 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,320 I love you. 431 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,720 What's up? 432 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,160 -Hi, Chris. -Hi. 433 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,040 What's Chris doing here? 434 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,680 He... He lives here. 435 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,400 For the time being, until we move to Stavanger, 436 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,360 where he's going to be an astronaut. 437 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,880 Yeah, it's a bit closer to the moon. 438 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,320 Facebook says he's no longer your boyfriend. 439 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,680 That's right, he's my fiancé. 440 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,320 -Are you engaged? -Yes, we are. 441 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Henrik! Are you okay? 442 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,400 Do I give him the kiss of life? 443 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,640 Maybe it's best if I do it. 444 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,440 Subtitles by: www.plint.com 32292

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