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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:28,595 [Knocking on door] 2 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,364 BECCA: Holly, you've gotta open up. 3 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,033 I'm not so sure about this. 4 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,669 Come on open the door, tough guy. 5 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,505 Okay. 6 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:45,078 You look awesome. Turn. 7 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,714 I cannot believe that you talked me into going to the dance. 8 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,283 I thought you said you've been to, like, a million schools. 9 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:53,319 Schools, a million. Dances, zero. 10 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,658 [Doorbell rings] 11 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,060 I'll get it. 12 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,194 Go. 13 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,570 It's a simple matter of self-preservation. 14 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,172 I mean, when you move around a lot... 15 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:15,141 you just don't let yourself get attached. 16 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:17,744 Much less make plans to go to school dances. 17 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,447 I hate to break it to you, but in exactly one week... 18 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,816 your streak is officially going to end. 19 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,458 Maybe you're right. 20 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,128 Surprise! 21 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,764 Come in. 22 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,832 Jean. 23 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,334 We need to talk. 24 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,671 What? 25 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:45,872 Jean. 26 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,207 Why? How could you? 27 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,374 Jean. 28 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:49,843 Wait, don't you "Jean" me. 29 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,244 Just calm down. Please, calm down. 30 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,545 We can be civilized about this. 31 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,214 I'll be right back. 32 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:55,381 Civilized? 33 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:56,749 Just calm down. 34 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:57,617 No, why are you telling me this? 35 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,818 Are you in love with her? 36 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:02,255 Well, technically, they meant nothing to me. 37 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,891 "They"? 38 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,293 Look on the bright side. It's out of my system. 39 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,599 Have a nice day. 40 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:21,908 [I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline] 41 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,776 Explain this to me again. 42 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,647 Patsy's back. 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,316 It's packing time. 44 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,719 Does this mean you're not going to the dance? 45 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,321 We'll be gone by the end of the week. 46 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,391 I'll stay in touch. 47 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,261 Bye. 48 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,730 I'll miss you. 49 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,913 Where are we going this time? 50 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,216 There's a spot open at Dolores' bakery. 51 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,884 You know, I've always wanted to go there... 52 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,686 and you kids will love Brooklyn. 53 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,888 It's time for a new adventure and... 54 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,494 I'm sorry, honey. 55 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,330 I know you were finally making some friends here. 56 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,699 It's no biggie. 57 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,968 There's friends everywhere. Right? 58 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:39,986 Hey, all you bloggers. It's me: Girl on the Move. 59 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,955 Well, here's a big shocker. 60 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,425 My mom got her heart broken. Again. 61 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,930 Yep, we're starting off on another big adventure. 62 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,433 That's my mom's word for running away. 63 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,903 "T-I-C" Tic. 64 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,671 Trick. 65 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,241 Stick. 66 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,577 Come on, little Miss Mary Sunshine. 67 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,413 Play the game. Give us a word with "tic" in it. 68 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,348 Fine. 69 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,451 Tragic. 70 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,885 Fantastic. 71 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:14,621 Pathetic. 72 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,958 Ecstatic. 73 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,627 Thank you. 74 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,395 Sarcastic. 75 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,529 Psychotic. 76 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,265 It's genetic. 77 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,873 By some miracle, my mom only got 78 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,508 one speeding ticket the whole way. 79 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,343 It's Miss Jean Hamilton. 80 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,445 Are you married? 81 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,382 He should write her a ticket for reckless flirting. 82 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,759 Wow! 83 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,964 I will say one thing, though. 84 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,966 For those of you who haven't done it yet... 85 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,734 put "Must see New York skyline"... 86 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,070 on your list of things to do before you die. 87 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:31,030 Oh, wow! 88 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,501 Oh, girls! 89 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,337 I bet it's full of quaint details, 90 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,905 pretty moldings on the ceilings... 91 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:41,374 and old hardwood floors. 92 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,744 And charming little rat droppings in the breakfast nook. 93 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,746 -How delightful. -Cut it out. 94 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,614 It's going to be perfect. 95 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,688 The sad thing is, I'm actually getting good at this. 96 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,924 If all else fails, I have a very promising future... 97 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:01,094 as a professional mover. 98 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,863 Our new apartment has history and character. 99 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,499 And exotic local wildlife. 100 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:13,673 I call it the Witness Relocation Program. 101 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,480 Mommy, look! 102 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,014 -There it is. -I told you. 103 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,883 The same one as in Wichita. 104 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,419 It still comes out every night. 105 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,821 Even in hard times. 106 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,758 To remind us that every day holds the potential for beauty. 107 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,066 It's getting late, and I'm wiped. 108 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,468 So, time to hit the sheets. 109 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:46,139 Even though I have no idea which box they're in. 110 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,574 Keep reading my on-line journal for more days... 111 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:52,578 in the life of a teenage gypsy. I'll be here. 112 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,914 The same me, just a different zip code. 113 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,112 [Rap music playing] 114 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:42,128 GIRL: No! That's it! I'm not going. You go with him. 115 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,629 Sorry. 116 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,600 Check her out. Hey, you. 117 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,001 Yeah, you. 118 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,571 How much your kicks cost you? 119 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,738 What? 120 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,675 I paid $50 for mine. 121 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,810 -You? -Free. 122 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,646 I pulled them out of a garbage can somewhere in Portland. 123 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,781 You win. 124 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,550 See you, freak. 125 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,786 Hey, you're new here? 126 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:07,920 Yeah, how'd you know? 127 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,155 Your skin. 128 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,090 -My skin looks new? -It looks virgin. 129 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,759 No piercing, no tats. 130 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,495 See, us Brooklyn girls, we lose 131 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,163 our skin virginity by fifth grade. 132 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,233 In fifth grade, I was just learning long division. 133 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:25,805 Check in with your homeroom monitor each day... 134 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,975 You're going to have to take your yearbook photo... 135 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,010 with all the losers who missed it in the fall. 136 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,745 I don't do yearbook photos. 137 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,080 You have no choice. 138 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,882 It's like taxes and death. 139 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,251 Mandatory pain. If you don't do it yourself... 140 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,786 they'll hunt you down like an animal and force you to smile. 141 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,922 Not if I'm not here anymore, they won't. 142 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,225 I'm so glad you came. 143 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,627 Thanks. 144 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,529 Now, we keep the mixers in the back. 145 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,964 But I got to warn you, they're all older than God. 146 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,199 They don't really mix very well... 147 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,001 they just kind of move things around. 148 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,837 So I hope your manual mixer's in real good shape. 149 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,106 And watch out for our no-good oven. 150 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,807 It's worse than that one in Chapel Hill. 151 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,075 Off by a good 10 degrees. 152 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,544 Well, you know me. 153 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,912 I'm off by way more than that. 154 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,847 Yes, you are. 155 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,883 And this is Gloria. Gloria, this is Jean... 156 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,051 the one I was telling you about. 157 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,319 Really nice to meet you. 158 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,254 Likewise. 159 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,290 Do you know anything about wilting rose petals? 160 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,891 The fondant's too soft. 161 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,927 You need to add more cornstarch. 162 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:22,828 See, I told you she was good. 163 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,997 No wonder my rum cakes always look so drunk. 164 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,933 Help me. I like you. 165 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,037 You never eat the cakes? 166 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,139 BOY: You made it on time? 167 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,308 GIRL: Yeah, I'm here. 168 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,343 [On PAAttention, all students. 169 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,612 Talent show auditions will take place... 170 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,148 this Friday evening in the auditorium. 171 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,350 Come on out and show us what you got. 172 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,125 That's my seat. 173 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,328 Is there assigned seating? 174 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,763 No, but-- 175 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,864 Why don't you take one of those? 176 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,101 I don't like sitting up front. 177 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,970 Me, neither. 178 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,631 Isn't it big? 179 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,732 It's gorgeous! 180 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,799 It's so heavy. 181 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,036 I need a crane to lift my finger. 182 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,638 Well, baby, if he's any good at all... 183 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,840 you'll never have to lift a finger again. 184 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,408 I'm so glad I listened to you. 185 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:43,743 He was a customer. 186 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,911 Dolores coached me through the whole thing. 187 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:49,015 When to give him an extra doughnut, when to hold back. 188 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,249 You never told me that. 189 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:51,817 I told you. 190 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,419 You just didn't want to listen. 191 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,421 So I've had a few bad relationships. 192 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,224 Honey, if ex-boyfriends were dollars, you'd be loaded by now. 193 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,725 Now, baby, what you gotta do is-- 194 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,895 Mom, what you gotta do is sign my enrollment form. 195 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,330 4:00 already? 196 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,332 Girls, this is my daughter, Holly. 197 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,833 -I'm going to get my purse. -Hi. 198 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,802 Look at you! All grown up. 199 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,304 Got your little speed bumps and everything. 200 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,106 Welcome to Brooklyn, Holly. 201 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,708 See you girls tomorrow. 202 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:16,976 Don't embarrass her. 203 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:17,977 I've known her for so long. 204 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,378 So, tell me. How was it? 205 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,280 -It was good. -Tell me more. 206 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,216 Excuse me, real quick, I was just.... I was over here. 207 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,852 I was just wondering, did it hurt at all? 208 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,821 Did what hurt? 209 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,791 When you fell. You know, from heaven. 210 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,693 'Cause I was just thinking with a face like that... 211 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,127 you gotta be an angel, right? 212 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,832 Has that line ever worked for you? 213 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,401 Well, I got you to laugh, right? That's Step One. 214 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,171 I'm Lenny Horton. I'm the bread manager. 215 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,206 I make, you know, the bread. 216 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,009 We got Italian bread, French bread, bulky rolls... 217 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,845 different kinds of kaiser rolls, pita bread. 218 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,246 -You like pita bread? -I'm Jean. 219 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,082 This is my daughter, Holly. 220 00:11:56,082 --> 00:12:00,920 Great, and I think we gotta go before you learn Step Two. 221 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:07,460 Lenny, tell me you didn't use the heaven line. 222 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,033 First days at new schools always feel the same. 223 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,503 Like suddenly you're on a new planet, breathing a new atmosphere. 224 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,440 Can you scan this into Match.com? 225 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,976 Mom, I'm busy. 226 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,112 Doing what? 227 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,047 Do you have to do this right away? 228 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,882 Can't you just wait this time... 229 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,084 and see if you meet a guy the normal way? 230 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,956 Have you seen these lines? 231 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,457 I am in a race against time. 232 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,893 Now get on in there and scan this thing. 233 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,929 Every second counts. Tick-tock, tick-tock. 234 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,932 If a student brings a cell phone 235 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,534 to school, it will be confiscated... 236 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:52,071 Excuse me. I don't even know why we're here. 237 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,241 are going to be my teachers four months from now. 238 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,442 That's negative imaging, Holly. 239 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,544 ...are not permitted in the school building. 240 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,880 Only winter hats will be permitted 241 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,948 between the months of November... 242 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,051 and February and kept in your lockers. 243 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,887 Now, I'd like to introduce to you 244 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,421 the Head of our Guidance Department. 245 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,056 Dr. Charles Fitch. 246 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,424 All right, Fitchy! 247 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,494 BOY: Hey, Fitch! 248 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,297 Hey, Dr. Fitch! 249 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,832 Hey there, everyone. 250 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:24,436 Let me tell you how I run the Guidance Department. 251 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,839 I have an open-door policy, which 252 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,208 means you can stop by my office... 253 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,342 whenever you want. 254 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:34,180 I also have an open-mind policy. 255 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,549 There are no stupid questions. 256 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,251 So please, if you have something 257 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,520 on your mind, knock on my door. 258 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,191 Mom. 259 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,493 Or raise your hands. 260 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,862 Woman in the back. Go ahead. 261 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,831 Hi. 262 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,866 Instead of once a year, have you 263 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,835 considered a monthly forum where... 264 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,536 students and teachers could exchange 265 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,338 thoughts in an effort to enhance... 266 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,841 communication and bridge gaps? 267 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:06,011 That's a great comment, Mrs... 268 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,848 Miss Hamilton. 269 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,050 I also wondered if you'd thought of 270 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,986 monthly mixers for single parents. 271 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,522 Not that I don't want to meet married parents as well. 272 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,426 It's just that sometimes we single parents... 273 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,028 have different concerns than married ones. 274 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,232 Different priorities. If you know what I mean. 275 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,200 And by priorities I mean: 276 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,604 I need to meet a good man. 277 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,509 In that case, where do I sign up? 278 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:46,018 Okay, well, this was interesting. 279 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,887 Where were we here? 280 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,325 So you're just not going to talk 281 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,627 to me for the rest of your life? 282 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,563 Come on, Holly. 283 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,367 Every unmarried parent there appreciated the suggestion. 284 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,069 Did it ever occur to you that the point of the meeting... 285 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,238 wasn't for the needs of the single parent? 286 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,074 That the point of the meeting was maybe for, I don't know... 287 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,276 the kids? 288 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,443 Well, sure. 289 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,945 I was just thinking-- 290 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,313 About you! 291 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,916 Because you're always thinking about you. 292 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,024 She's doing it again. 293 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,927 Only this time, I can't smile and play along. 294 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,095 Because the truth is I'm tired... 295 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,097 of bubble-wrap and change of address 296 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,066 cards, of figuring out new towns... 297 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,302 and finding new friends. 298 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,504 It's just not fun anymore. 299 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,205 It's just not. 300 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,956 [Clearing throat] 301 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,490 You know what the entire student body... 302 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,592 is talking about this morning? 303 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:07,032 The Krispy Kreme truck that got in a wreck on Eighth Avenue. 304 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,367 There's donuts everywhere. 305 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,336 It's a total free-for-all. 306 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,004 Between the excitement and the sugar 307 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,605 buzz, everyone's pretty much... 308 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:17,176 forgotten everything that happened before 8:00 this morning. 309 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,617 It could have been worse. 310 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,086 Don't worry, it will be. 311 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,487 It always starts the same. 312 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,289 I mean, she starts out hopeful, 313 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,991 and then when the perfect man... 314 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,360 doesn't come around in two weeks, she gets desperate... 315 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,464 Some guy who's not even good enough to mop her floors. 316 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,333 And then, when it doesn't work out, because it never works out... 317 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,336 we pack up and move again, and there's nothing I can do about it. 318 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,638 I can't even run away because that's what she does. 319 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,141 I thought you said you didn't mind all the moving around. 320 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:53,012 I didn't. I mean, I don't. I just got here. 321 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,420 The River Bistro. 322 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,324 I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. 323 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,625 Much less actually eat here. 324 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,627 Relax, it's under control. 325 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,496 My uncle's the owner. 326 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,398 Him? 327 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,534 You've got to be kidding. 328 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,769 No, him. 329 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,670 No, you didn't do that, did you? 330 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,775 Well, how long did you keep her waiting? 331 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,044 What? An hour? 332 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,346 Of course she's mad. 333 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,714 What? Hold on. 334 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,183 -This is Holly. -Hi. 335 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,451 -Hi, Holly. -Nice to meet you. 336 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,254 Why wouldn't she be mad? 337 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,257 Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. 338 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,427 And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. 339 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,763 A dozen, long-stemmed. 340 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,166 He knows about females. 341 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:51,103 He knows more about females than I know about females. 342 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:55,140 In my opinion, roses always work, always. 343 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,377 He doesn't actually believe that, does he? 344 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,212 But who am I to know? 345 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,615 Call me tomorrow and let me know how it worked out. Bye. 346 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,853 Yes, I do believe that. Don't you? 347 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,089 -That flowers always work? -Yeah. 348 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,690 Not if the guy's a loser. 349 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,692 The flowers aren't going to change anything. 350 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,195 Flowers are just flowers, right? 351 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,629 Wow, your friend's so cynical. 352 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,731 Sounds like she's not into romance. 353 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,102 You know what? 354 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,272 This is for you. 355 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,277 Because a flower like this is perfect. 356 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,746 And giving a woman a dozen of them, it's like saying... 357 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,782 there is such a thing as perfect. 358 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,183 And it's out there. 359 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,452 Don't give up. You'll find it. 360 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,820 Really? 361 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,156 A yellow rose says all of that? 362 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,891 Actually a yellow rose is for your sick grandma. 363 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,826 For a woman, a red rose. 364 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,895 But if you really want to knock her 365 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,897 socks off, you give her an orchid. 366 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,566 Why? What do orchids say? 367 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,735 You ever seen an orchid? 368 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,838 How it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? 369 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,209 When a woman gets an orchid... 370 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,279 well, she feels like... 371 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:11,150 she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibility. 372 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,292 I swear I'll pay you back. 373 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,794 I still don't get how flowers from you will fix things. 374 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,863 Well, they're not flowers, they're orchids. 375 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,266 And they're not from me. They're from her perfect man. 376 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,367 Then let him pay. 377 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,402 I would, if he existed. 378 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,637 I'm lost. 379 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,305 Do you remember what your uncle said? 380 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,707 An orchid will make my mom feel special. 381 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,310 Which will make her happy. And not so desperate. 382 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,279 Which would make me happy, and then everybody wins. 383 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,449 -Holly? -What? 384 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,551 Are you sure this is a good idea? 385 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,186 I'm sure. 386 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,854 A few flowers never hurt anyone. 387 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,325 "Annoying mammal." 388 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,793 Six letters. 389 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,633 -Hey, Mom. -Badger. 390 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,472 Boy, am I thirsty. 391 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,715 Was that the buzzer? 392 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:20,385 Five letters for "In line to get, maybe." 393 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,821 Mom, wasn't that the buzzer? 394 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,257 The Times thinks they're so clever. 395 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,995 I've got to go take a shower right now. 396 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,439 Excuse me. 397 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,608 Hello, that's my flower. 398 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,610 No, it's not, it's mine. 399 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,778 Is your name Jean? 400 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,313 No, that's my girlfriend. 401 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:22,781 Okay, what's the card say? 402 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,516 It says, "To my dearest girlfriend... 403 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,385 "on her birthday, I love you so--" 404 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,986 Give me my flower back. 405 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,012 Could you be any more crazy? 406 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,415 I was just bringing them to you. 407 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,906 Wow! How beautiful. 408 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,708 -Who are those for? -Me. 409 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,876 Isn't that weird, someone left me flowers? 410 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,645 Who? What's the card say? 411 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,979 Let's see. 412 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:35,987 "How many women can look like a goddess in a bakery uniform? 413 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,789 "You are a vision." 414 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,425 Who sent them? 415 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,895 "A Secret Admirer." 416 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,732 Who could it be? 417 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,034 Well, obviously, someone that saw you at the shop. 418 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,636 Yeah, but how would he know my name? 419 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,573 Well, you wear a nametag, don't you? 420 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:55,674 Or where I live? 421 00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:56,908 Duh? Google. 422 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,512 Or that I love orchids? 423 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,514 Maybe he followed you home. 424 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,118 It's very strange. 425 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,688 No, it's probably scary. 426 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,491 Mom, look, this is the most romantic thing... 427 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,059 that a man has ever done for you. 428 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,062 Quit questioning it and enjoy it. 429 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,868 You are absolutely right. 430 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,679 Why are you wearing jeans under your robe? 431 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,783 How would you like to have bruises all over your body? 432 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,426 Your uncle is a genius. 433 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,194 It worked? 434 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,896 She was singing. Happy songs! 435 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,831 She never sings happy songs. 436 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:55,534 Yeah, well, neither do I, but don't send me flowers, okay? 437 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,169 I like it that way. 438 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,049 Hey. 439 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:24,863 Hey, check it out. Do I got juice or what? Look at Jean. 440 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,632 A little attention from me, she's all poofed up like a peacock. 441 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,469 It's the guy peacock who poofs up. 442 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,637 You know what I'm saying. It's an animal thing. 443 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,474 She's like a lioness letting the lion know she's ready. 444 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,909 It's the guy lion who poofs up, too. 445 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:43,014 People, don't forget to read Chapters 42 and 43. 446 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,950 There will be a test on Friday. 447 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,085 Peter, can I see you a minute, please? 448 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,621 GIRL: Hurry up! 449 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,189 What's that? 450 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:53,992 Nothing. 451 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,126 Is that supposed to be me? 452 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,563 No, it's somebody else. 453 00:24:58,563 --> 00:24:59,965 The face. 454 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,633 This looks exactly like my face. 455 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:02,968 No, it isn't. 456 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:06,071 Okay, the face a little bit. 457 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:08,940 But that woman is on a horse. 458 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,509 You're not on a horse. 459 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,244 That's a completely different person. 460 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,815 It's pretty good. 461 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:20,819 My dad sponsored comic book conventions when I was a kid. 462 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,087 He'd take me. 463 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:24,923 If you hang around long enough, you pick it up. 464 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,992 So you hung out with your dad a lot? 465 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:29,895 No. Actually, after he and my mom split up... 466 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,731 that's pretty much the only thing we did together. 467 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,700 But, hey, at least I learned how to draw, right? 468 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,969 Divorce as a career builder. That's nice. 469 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,939 So, have you ever been? 470 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:44,042 Divorced? Not yet. 471 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,211 No, to a comic convention. 472 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,947 No, not that, either. 473 00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:52,584 Well, there's one coming up. 474 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,854 Six weeks from now. Westside Convention Center. 475 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:59,190 It sounds geeky, but it's kind of fun. 476 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:05,063 Yeah. I'm not much of a planner, you know. 477 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,770 Has anyone been asking for me? 478 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,772 -Like who? -I don't know. 479 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,574 -Anyone? -No. 480 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:17,242 Hey, Jean. 481 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,778 This has your name written all over it. 482 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:23,782 Dolores, you're crazy. 483 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,585 No! She's right. You're way too good for this place. 484 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,286 This contest is for professionals. 485 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,689 I mean, I'm basically a salesperson. 486 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,357 Explain this to me. 487 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,659 How come when it's a man you're looking at... 488 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:36,261 you're blind to his flaws... 489 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,164 but when it's you, flaws is all you see? 490 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,644 Is it you? 491 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:53,945 [Imitating Elvis Presley] Yeah, it's me, babe. 492 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:57,749 Hi. 493 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,190 I love orchids. Thank you. 494 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,058 This is a rose. 495 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,627 Which I also love. 496 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,163 So are you free Saturday night? 497 00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:13,798 What did you have in mind? 498 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:16,735 Nothing short of rocking your world, babe. 499 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,903 Well, my world doesn't rock that easy. 500 00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:21,640 That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend. 501 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,341 That's on account of you've never had... 502 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,144 your world rocked by Lenny "The World-Rocker" Horton. 503 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,647 Okay. 504 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,949 Let's say I check my social calendar... 505 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,218 and it turns out I am free Saturday night. 506 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,320 Where are we going? 507 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,088 Only to hear the greatest American band... 508 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:38,690 ever to pipe out a power ballad. 509 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:40,925 Styx concert. 510 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,963 Something I've never done. 511 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,998 You're a Styx newbie? 512 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,134 These are really hot tickets. 513 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,103 I must really like you. 514 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,371 Okay, so Saturday night. 515 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,707 Saturday. 516 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,278 What? Stop! 517 00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:03,048 It's impossible that Lenny is your secret admirer. 518 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,683 Nothing's impossible. 519 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,317 No. Some things are. 520 00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:10,221 Like a man that sends you an orchid, the most romantic flower... 521 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,757 and then turns around and sends you a yellow rose. 522 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:14,225 That's the kind of flower... 523 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:17,028 that someone sends their sick grandmother in the hospital. 524 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,330 I'll get it. 525 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:24,035 Mom, please, can you just listen to me? 526 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,370 I read that note, okay? 527 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,005 A man like that... 528 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,108 a poet, he doesn't take a woman to a Styx concert. 529 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,911 Well, it's different. 530 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,813 So is a peanut butter and glue sandwich. 531 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,448 That doesn't mean you eat it. 532 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:40,185 Holly, I like this guy. He seems to like me. 533 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:42,120 Would it kill you to give him a chance? 534 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,023 -Princess Zoe? -Yes. 535 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,026 You can tell I'm a princess from all my beautiful necklaces. 536 00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:52,297 N-E-C-K-L-A-C-E-S. 537 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:55,967 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. 538 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,004 Hi, Lenny. 539 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:04,175 Wow, Jean. Whoa! Great outfit. 540 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:06,144 Damn, where did you get that? 541 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,446 Who's-a-hottie.com? 542 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,285 All right. So, you got everything you need? 543 00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:15,286 Yeah. Let me just put this on. 544 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:17,255 Okay. 545 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:22,227 Hey, Holly, your mom said that Saturday night is movie night. 546 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,928 So, what do you say on me... 547 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,264 you take Princess Zoe here, you guys go see Bambi? 548 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,770 I'm not actually sure that Bambi is still in theaters. 549 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,305 Which is such a shame because I'm just dying to take... 550 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:37,308 my 7-year-old little sister to a movie where the mom gets... 551 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,977 killed by the evil male hunter. 552 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,478 I want to go see that. 553 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,249 Thank you, Lenny. That's very nice of you. 554 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:48,353 Thank you, Lenny. That's very nice of you. 555 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,522 Be good. 556 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,029 Wow! It's great. 557 00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:01,065 Yeah, it's a 1980 Pontiac Trans Am two-door hardtop. 558 00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:03,334 Got the original paint, the original exhaust. 559 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:05,537 I re-built the tranny, tweaked the mill. 560 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,906 And as a matter of fact, I got... 561 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,875 some new passenger mats right here, so would you mind... 562 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:14,279 just taking your shoes off? Before you get in? 563 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:17,015 I should have bought a pair of those hospital booties. 564 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:18,283 Wait, do you have any? 565 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,450 [Cell phone beeping] 566 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,888 Let me guess. 567 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:25,390 The sick-grandma argument didn't fly? 568 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,225 She barely even heard it. 569 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,461 She was too busy picturing herself as Mrs. Lenny Hair Band. 570 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,363 He's got to be derailed. 571 00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,065 By what? 572 00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:35,834 I don't know. 573 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,269 Listen, I'm going to drop Zoe off at Dolores'... 574 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,504 and I'll meet you at the Bistro in 20. 575 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,239 Ice cream is going to help. 576 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,041 No, but your uncle will. 577 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,976 He knew exactly what to do about the orchids... 578 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,044 and he'll know what to do next. 579 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:47,145 Ciao. 580 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:14,005 Lenny, I don't think that's Styx. 581 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,541 No, they're Kilroy, they're a tribute band to Styx. 582 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:20,979 Yeah, the singer's not as good as the original. 583 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,548 But if you close your eyes, you can't even tell the difference. 584 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,585 Yeah, you can tell. 585 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:33,091 We have a question. 586 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,260 Mel, put those two tables together. 587 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,295 Kid, can it wait? I'm a little busy. 588 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,030 No, it's really important. 589 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:40,498 It's for our school assignment. 590 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,935 We need to know what the perfect man would do... 591 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,370 as a follow-up to the orchid. 592 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,238 Well, can't we talk about it tomorrow? 593 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,307 Wait, what could be more important than the perfect man? 594 00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:50,975 Duh, perfect shoes. 595 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,343 Lance, please. 596 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,978 Don't "Lance, please" me. 597 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:56,180 Take a break and help these girls out. 598 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:59,284 You try the new Shiraz... 599 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:03,588 sit at your table and let good old Lance handle the floor. 600 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:06,557 All right. Five minutes. 601 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,662 Don't play with your hair at the bar, Lance. 602 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:20,672 So, what are you writing a school paper on, dating or something? 603 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:22,573 Yeah. 604 00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:24,075 Well, what class would that be? 605 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:26,110 English. 606 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:30,548 I'm looking at romantic heroes, like in literature. 607 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:32,350 You know... 608 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,685 Romeo. 609 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,453 Right, or Heathcliff. 610 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:37,088 Taking guys like that... 611 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,657 and comparing them to their real-life counterparts. 612 00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:42,593 But you don't believe in romance. 613 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:45,730 I'm stretching. 614 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,335 Well, girls, I'm really not an authority on this. 615 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:54,405 Hot! 616 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,310 What makes today's perfect man perfect? 617 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,412 What is it that he says or does that 618 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:03,247 makes him a woman's perfect man? 619 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,985 Well, that depends. Every woman's different. 620 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,153 But yet, orchids work for all of them? 621 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:12,090 Well, as a gesture, they do. I mean, but that's just a... 622 00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,592 That's a beginning, that's... 623 00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:17,261 He's got to have a deeper connection than that. 624 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,297 He's got to know what makes her tick. 625 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,532 Which is why, if you don't know who the woman is... 626 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,067 it's rather a moot point. 627 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:25,069 She listens to Patsy Cline when she's sad. 628 00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:26,571 Hypothetically. 629 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:28,139 Say she does. 630 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,340 Then what? 631 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,577 Patsy Cline's her sad music? 632 00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:35,513 Wait a minute. 633 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:40,718 Now. 634 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,424 This is very happy music. 635 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,793 Keep it. But you know what? 636 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:51,062 Even if he does cheer her up... 637 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,297 he can't be a guy that's afraid of tears. 638 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,669 â™Ş [Singing] Babe, I love you â™Ş 639 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,711 It's like he wrote it about us. 640 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,449 What if she's into word games? 641 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,217 Scrabble, you know, stuff like that? 642 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,720 Oh, yeah. Good stuff. 643 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,322 A little wit, a little wordplay. I like that. 644 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,792 And if she's been dumped a lot? Then what? 645 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:21,726 A lot? 646 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,098 That's a tough one. 647 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,434 I guess the perfect guy would be... 648 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,837 He'd be someone who could... 649 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:37,241 He could be anywhere in the world... 650 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:39,710 but he chooses to be with her because... 651 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,815 life is better with her by his side. 652 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,851 What do you think? Did I pass the test? 653 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:50,221 Very nice to meet you. 654 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:51,222 Stop it! 655 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:52,490 Big problem. 656 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,860 -Hey, cutie. -Hi, Amber. 657 00:34:55,860 --> 00:35:00,364 Hey, okay. Designer dress, bias cut, wedding chic. 658 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:02,433 Where's the problem? 659 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,402 It's a small fortune. 660 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:06,437 No, that's a lie. It's a large fortune. 661 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,539 It's your day. Do it. 662 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,408 -Really? -Yeah. 663 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,677 I adore you. 664 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:16,114 Okay, what about the cake? 665 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,549 You know what, girls? I got to go to work. Really. 666 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:21,119 I was thinking of something layers, chocolate, strawberry. 667 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,753 Amber, let's talk about it tomorrow. 668 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:25,123 Lance, step away from the purse. 669 00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,291 She's gorgeous. 670 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:32,597 Together they look like the winners of a genetic lottery. Come on. 671 00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:33,898 [Styx song playing on car radio] 672 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,612 Here, let me get this for you. You got it? 673 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,447 Thanks. Well, Lenny, I-- 674 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,182 Whoops, we're wet. Watch it. 675 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:52,850 I don't even know what to say. It's been... 676 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,420 Now, Jean, I had a fantastic time. 677 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,589 I got to tell you, I really, you know. 678 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,858 I really, I could get used to this. 679 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,700 You're a good kisser. 680 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,702 It was a really good time. 681 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,505 All right. So, I'll see you at work, okay? 682 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,207 My shoes. 683 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:16,841 I'm sorry. 684 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,579 [Car roaring off] 685 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,624 How was the '80s flashback? 686 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:35,927 You scared me! 687 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:38,262 His stupid car is louder than a jumbo jet. 688 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:41,299 He probably woke up the whole entire neighborhood. 689 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:43,868 Holly, for me, would you give Lenny a chance? 690 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,971 Mom, for me, would you go slow this time? 691 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,706 You don't know who else is out there. 692 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,608 No, but here's what I do know: 693 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:52,977 Tonight I had a pretty good time. 694 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,884 "Oh what a tangled web we weave 695 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:03,955 "When first we practice to deceive!" 696 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:07,558 Who wants to talk about what that means? 697 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,526 He needs to write her a letter. 698 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:09,660 Who? 699 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:10,761 The perfect man. 700 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,930 Adam, care to elucidate? 701 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:15,233 Yeah, you. 702 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,801 What do you think Sir Walter Scott was talking about? 703 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:18,669 You're going to forge a letter? 704 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,304 I have to. If I don't... 705 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,240 my mom's going to be walking down the aisle... 706 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,808 to the sound of Mr. Roboto. 707 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:26,811 Well, I think, it's that lies get complicated. 708 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,413 Because? 709 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,383 Usually if you tell a lie, you have to tell another lie. 710 00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,652 Except she's totally going to recognize my handwriting. 711 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:35,953 She won't recognize mine. 712 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:37,355 It's true. 713 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,023 And each lie turns into another lie... 714 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:41,425 and another lie, and it makes things complicated. 715 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:44,829 Until, eventually, you're left with this big mess of lies... 716 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,664 that you can't find your way out of. 717 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,699 -We'll do it right after school. -Perfect. 718 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,668 -Perfect. -All right. I'll buy that. 719 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:53,371 Alana, what does "tangled web" symbolize? 720 00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:55,940 What if she's into word games? 721 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,675 Scrabble, you know, stuff like that? 722 00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:00,011 Oh, yeah. Good stuff. 723 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,480 A little wit, a little wordplay. I like that. 724 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,682 I know what I'm doing borders on delusional... 725 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,450 but what can I say? 726 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,786 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 727 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,888 Trust me. If you met Lenny... 728 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,658 you'd lick the envelope and lend me a stamp. 729 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:20,698 Hi. 730 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,835 Where did her troops go? 731 00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:27,571 She needed some quiet time... 732 00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:29,540 to think things out. 733 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,309 What kind of things? 734 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,911 Well, you know, like what her next step is. 735 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:35,813 You know, whether she's going to form... 736 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:40,084 a powerful alliance with a prince or go it alone. 737 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,987 Which is she gonna choose? 738 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,722 I think she's going to go with the prince. 739 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,957 -Really? -Oh, yeah. 740 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,993 He's kind of a great guy, you know. 741 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,797 He's handsome. He's very nice. 742 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:54,665 And the thing with the-- 743 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,033 Jousting. 744 00:38:56,033 --> 00:39:00,805 You should see him joust. He is like Joe Jouster. 745 00:39:00,805 --> 00:39:03,074 Any time that anybody ever wants to hang out with him... 746 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:06,577 he's like "Guys, I can't. I've gotta practice my jousting." 747 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:09,980 Do you want to sit? 748 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,117 No. 749 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,886 I made plans with someone. So... 750 00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:17,855 I thought you weren't much of a planner. 751 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:21,659 Yeah. Right. 752 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:34,105 Holly? Do you think we're going to stay here? 753 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:38,609 There's a big spelling bee coming up with all the other schools. 754 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:39,944 My teacher entered me. 755 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,712 I bet you're going to win that. 756 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,414 You're the best speller I know. 757 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:46,884 Yeah. Only, it's not for a couple of months. 758 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:51,655 Well, you never know, we might still be here. 759 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:54,158 I hope so. I've never entered anything. 760 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,093 Hi, girls. 761 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,764 Mommy, are you sick? 762 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,832 What? 763 00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,567 You don't look normal. 764 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,971 I got a letter. 765 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,672 What kind of letter? 766 00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,775 It's a love letter. 767 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,543 What does it say? 768 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,080 One second. 769 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:20,017 Hey, hey! Give me that! 770 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:23,754 "My dearest Jean. 771 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,990 "The letters J-E-A-N used to spell 772 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,958 "out just another word for denim." 773 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,195 This guy is great, Mom. 774 00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:34,198 "But, since I found you, I hear those four-letter words... 775 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,967 "and all I think about is another four-letter-word: 776 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:39,203 "love. L-O-V-E." 777 00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:41,205 Love? 778 00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:42,139 Yeah. 779 00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,642 He loves you? 780 00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,010 That's what he said. 781 00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:49,713 Zoe, he's trying to be romantic. 782 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:54,718 "Being near you is like standing on a triple word score." 783 00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:56,454 He plays Scrabble. 784 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,823 "Everything matters three times as much. 785 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,724 "The sun shines three times as bright... 786 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,626 "and I am three times as happy." 787 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,129 What's this? 788 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:09,733 He gave you a present? I like him now. 789 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:14,572 Smart, witty, romantic. 790 00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:17,241 You can't still think this guy is Lenny, right? 791 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:20,778 It is kind of hard to picture Lenny playing Scrabble. 792 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,080 [I Will Learn To Love Again by Kaci] 793 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,893 Come on, Mom, let's dance. 794 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,168 You go, Mom! 795 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:51,542 Mom. 796 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,047 -No! -Come on. 797 00:42:28,178 --> 00:42:29,747 I can't believe it. 798 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,284 And he sent you a present, too? 799 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:36,220 Yeah, a CD of a band I'd never heard of, but I loved. 800 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,989 It's like he knows me better than I know myself. 801 00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:41,125 So why is he hiding? 802 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,660 He's not hiding. He's just... 803 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,961 Just what? 804 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,697 Excuse me? Can you help me? 805 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,638 Dinner's ready. 806 00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:05,849 There must be something wrong with him. 807 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:07,084 Who? 808 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,953 Mr. Wonderful. 809 00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,855 What? No, there's nothing wrong with him. He's perfect. 810 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:13,824 Then why all the secrecy? 811 00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:17,027 Why doesn't he just come on over, show his face, and say hello? 812 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,963 Like a normal person. 813 00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,598 Listen to yourself. 814 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,800 The man wants to be the least bit romantic... 815 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,868 and all of sudden you think he's not normal. 816 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:27,938 How do I know if he is? And if he is, what does he look like? 817 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,840 Is he tall, is he short? 818 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,143 Does he have blond, curly hair, straight, black hair, what? 819 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,713 I bet he has a big, fat wart on his nose. 820 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,917 I bet that he's really, really handsome. 821 00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,652 And how would you know? 822 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:43,387 He writes like he's really handsome. 823 00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:46,857 Honey, have you seen pictures of Shakespeare? Bald, skinny. 824 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,360 Does that even really matter? 825 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,629 Yes. Because you can't have a relationship with a man... 826 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,397 you've never laid eyes on. 827 00:43:57,067 --> 00:44:00,104 Honey, I've got a party of 50 coming in a half an hour. 828 00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,872 It will only take a second. 829 00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:04,642 You can take my picture. Just be sure to get my good side. 830 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:08,145 Over here, Brad Pitt. Over here, David Spade, not so cute. 831 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,214 No, I'm just swamped, I'm sorry. 832 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:15,252 Uncle Ben, what's that stuff you put on top of your spinach salad? 833 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:16,654 Parmesan what? 834 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,388 Cheese. 835 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:25,062 Ben. It's a nice name. 836 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:27,931 Uncomplicated. Dependable. Ben. 837 00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:30,401 And it's way better than Lenny. And he's way cuter than Lenny. 838 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,703 Don't you be mean about Lenny. He's a good egg. 839 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,905 Just not the egg for me. 840 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:38,075 I like this egg. I want this egg to be my boyfriend. 841 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,843 When's he coming over? 842 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:41,111 As soon as he gets back. 843 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,980 Well, where did he go? 844 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:45,749 He's opening up a new restaurant in China. 845 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:48,719 And the phone lines there are impossible, evidently. 846 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,288 So as soon as he gets back, he's going to call. 847 00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:53,724 Cool. What else does the letter say? 848 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,394 That's private. Excuse me. 849 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:00,864 China. 850 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:03,200 How are we ever going to get a stamp from China? 851 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,468 We won't. 852 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,370 Now that he's traveling, he asked her to send... 853 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,172 her e-mail address to his e-mail address. 854 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,140 He has an e-mail address? 855 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,244 Brooklyn Boy, this new account that I'm setting up. 856 00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:15,813 Well, at least it's consistent, 857 00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:20,384 But we can't use the computer at my house in case my mom finds it. 858 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:22,853 I'd offer ours, except my brother's on 24/7... 859 00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:25,789 buying those little Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay. 860 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:26,857 Who else? 861 00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:39,169 It's kind of messy. 862 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,272 It's kind of dark. 863 00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:44,007 Yeah. 864 00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:50,948 Should be on. 865 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:53,383 Thank you so much for letting me do this. 866 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:55,119 You must think that I'm crazy, but 867 00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:56,386 at least my mom's happy, you know. 868 00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:58,956 It's such a change... 869 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,891 'cause she usually spends most of 870 00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:02,760 her time depressed or with idiots. 871 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,865 My mom only smiles once a month when the alimony check comes. 872 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,204 And if she's been dumped a lot? Then what? 873 00:46:14,204 --> 00:46:15,439 A lot? 874 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,475 That's a tough one. 875 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:21,111 I guess the perfect guy would be... 876 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,147 He could be anywhere in the world... 877 00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:26,049 but he chooses to be with her because... 878 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:28,519 life is better with her by his side. 879 00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:42,566 I'm spending my days with very serious business people... 880 00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:45,803 and I know I should be listening to every word they say... 881 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,371 but all I keep thinking is, what 882 00:46:47,371 --> 00:46:49,072 am I doing all the way in China? 883 00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:50,574 Unbelievable. Listen to this. 884 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:52,242 Come on. Let's go. 885 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,178 It's from Ben. 886 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,847 "I planned this restaurant before I'd ever laid eyes on you. 887 00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:58,382 "If I had to do it over... 888 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:01,451 "I'd buy the building right next to yours and open there." 889 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,889 He'd rather be with me. 890 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,861 Why don't you write him back? 891 00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:12,362 Good. 892 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:16,867 Excuse me. 893 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:23,607 if your food's half as good as your letters... 894 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:25,542 nothing would make me happier than 895 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:27,211 having your restaurant on my block. 896 00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:29,379 But I'd hate to deprive the nation of China... 897 00:47:29,379 --> 00:47:33,550 of that kind of satisfaction. So open your restaurant there first. 898 00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:36,620 Dear Passionate Baker... 899 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,922 as long as I'm in the kitchen cooking... 900 00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:41,091 it doesn't matter where I am. 901 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:46,563 It's a real specific kind of satisfaction, isn't it... 902 00:47:46,563 --> 00:47:51,401 I'm only a baker, but I put as much creativity and passion... 903 00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:55,439 into my cakes as a painter puts on a canvas. 904 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:58,508 Granted, when all's said and done, all I've made is a cake. 905 00:47:58,508 --> 00:48:01,311 But then again, you can't eat the Mona Lisa. 906 00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:04,181 Waiting, the Passionate Baker. 907 00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:05,883 Dear Passionate Baker... 908 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,886 creativity and passion, huh? 909 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,954 I'm starting to figure out what makes you tick. 910 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,259 And as for the Mona Lisa... 911 00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:17,194 after a few thousand years... 912 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,263 people are going to get tired of her smile. 913 00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:22,199 But a good fudge brownie is eternal. 914 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:23,934 Dear Brooklyn Boy... 915 00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:26,236 I'm modest about some things, but not this. 916 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:29,539 I make the best fudge brownies on the planet. 917 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:32,643 Well, it just so happens, I make the best homemade ice cream. 918 00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:35,312 Ice cream and brownies. 919 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:38,448 Now that's a good combo. That's all I'm looking for. 920 00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,385 My own good combo. 921 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,353 Someone I can bring out the best in... 922 00:48:43,353 --> 00:48:45,589 and someone that brings out the best in me. 923 00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:50,120 How you doing? 924 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:53,090 Surprise, surprise. 925 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:55,659 Lenny, there's something I need to tell you. 926 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:58,362 We don't need words. 927 00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:02,432 I know what you're going to say. And I feel the exact same way. 928 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:05,135 No, this is important for me to say. 929 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,038 I met someone-- 930 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:09,206 "And his name is Lenny... 931 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:12,009 "and he's rocking my world." I know. 932 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,711 And I know you're scared. I'm scared, too. 933 00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:18,115 But I also know if the world turned upside down... 934 00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:20,684 baby, I know you'd always be around my mind. 935 00:50:22,085 --> 00:50:24,254 The best of times. 936 00:50:24,254 --> 00:50:27,491 These are the best of times. 937 00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:31,228 I met someone else. 938 00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,030 What? 939 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,665 I mean, I didn't meet someone, but I might. 940 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:37,667 But the perfect man is standing 941 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,569 right here, next to my cuddles. 942 00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:42,739 Lenny, I'm sorry. I really am. 943 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,574 You are a great guy. 944 00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:47,744 I'm sorry this wasn't... 945 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,748 "the best of times." 946 00:50:58,188 --> 00:51:01,525 â™Ş [Singing] These are the worst of times â™Ş 947 00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:13,103 I'm in the middle of writing my mom 948 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:14,805 an e-mail and she just logged on. 949 00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:16,606 IM her. 950 00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:18,075 Should I? 951 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,777 It will make Ben seem more real, won't it? 952 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,614 Okay. 953 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:34,424 Fancy running into you here. 954 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:40,497 What time is it there? 955 00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:47,337 Late. 956 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,810 I thought it would be morning. 957 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,548 It is. Late morning. 958 00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:01,251 What are you doing? 959 00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:07,390 Just thinking. 960 00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:10,327 About what? 961 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:14,131 You'd be bored. 962 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,834 Try me. 963 00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:20,704 If I stop replying, you'll know I fell asleep. 964 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,748 Well, I have kids. Have I mentioned that? 965 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:35,919 No. That's great. 966 00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:41,291 Two daughters. Seven and sixteen. 967 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,929 They're lucky to have you as a mom. 968 00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:55,672 You are the only person on earth who would say that. 969 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,275 And it's just because you haven't met me. 970 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,278 I've made so many mistakes. 971 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:04,781 Everyone makes mistakes. 972 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:11,188 Yeah, well, I make whoppers, over and over... 973 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:13,523 and my kids are the ones who suffer. 974 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,925 It's not fair. 975 00:53:17,928 --> 00:53:20,964 This wasn't the plan, you know. 976 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,867 I had a big future in mind when I was younger. 977 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,468 I was going to be a famous baker. 978 00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:28,271 Like Julia Child, but with desserts. 979 00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:29,806 I was going to go to a fancy cooking school. 980 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:31,608 Write cookbooks. 981 00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:34,644 Make people fall in love with baking again. 982 00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:36,846 I had all the applications, too. 983 00:53:41,952 --> 00:53:43,920 I was in the middle of filling them 984 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,789 out when I learned I was pregnant. 985 00:53:45,789 --> 00:53:47,991 I thought it was good news. 986 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:51,828 A baby fit into my happily-ever-after plan just fine. 987 00:53:51,828 --> 00:53:54,564 But it didn't fit into the guy's. 988 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:58,335 Or maybe it was me that didn't fit. 989 00:53:58,335 --> 00:54:00,837 Whichever. I was on my own. 990 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,976 So you had your kid instead of fulfilling your dream. 991 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:11,781 I guess I did. 992 00:54:17,654 --> 00:54:19,823 If you had to do it all over, would 993 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:29,399 Life definitely would have been easier if I'd done that. 994 00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:31,001 Gotten my act together first. 995 00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:34,671 Had kids later. But those kids... 996 00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:38,275 wouldn't be Holly and Zoe. 997 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:44,547 And life without Holly and Zoe, I can't even imagine it. 998 00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:48,285 It's just no life at all. 999 00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:37,600 to all you bloggers out there being raised by single moms. 1000 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,636 Give the old lady a break. 1001 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:41,738 She's doing the best she can. 1002 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,850 Yeah. 1003 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,085 Okay, one cherry cake. 1004 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:57,354 Yeah, that would be great. 1005 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,923 $12.99. Thanks. 1006 00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:01,691 Thank you. Bye. 1007 00:56:07,997 --> 00:56:09,632 Can I help you? 1008 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:13,937 Attention, shoppers. 1009 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,805 Need a little pick-me-up? 1010 00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:18,141 Why don't you head on over to our coffee corner... 1011 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:23,680 and pick yourself up a half-caf caramel macchiato? 1012 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,116 But remember, coffee can be hot. 1013 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:32,122 It can have an intensity like you've never felt before. 1014 00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:34,591 Searing deep into your flesh. 1015 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:35,859 Is he joking? 1016 00:56:35,859 --> 00:56:38,528 Your tender, vulnerable... 1017 00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:41,765 so-easily-hurt flesh. 1018 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:46,469 So be sure to ask for a protective 1019 00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:48,671 sleeve when you pick up your coffee. 1020 00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:51,541 Maybe ask for another one to slip over your heart. 1021 00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,012 Thank you. 1022 00:57:03,186 --> 00:57:05,722 And I bought these butterfly clips so that you can use it... 1023 00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:07,757 and clip the braids back. But don't pull. 1024 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:09,058 -Okay. -It hurts. 1025 00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:11,127 I'm taking Zoe to her play date, 1026 00:57:11,127 --> 00:57:12,929 then I'm going to Gloria's shower. 1027 00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,197 Don't burn the place down. 1028 00:57:14,197 --> 00:57:15,965 Wow. Look at you. 1029 00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:17,634 Where they having it, at the Ritz? 1030 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:18,868 Close to it. 1031 00:57:18,868 --> 00:57:21,438 Some whoop-de-do spot named the River Bistro. 1032 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,138 No! 1033 00:57:24,207 --> 00:57:26,876 Isn't that way over everybody's budget? 1034 00:57:26,876 --> 00:57:30,013 Yeah, but Gloria's cousin's wife works with their dairy guy... 1035 00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:31,915 and he got her a deal on the party room. 1036 00:57:31,915 --> 00:57:33,917 I heard the food's really bad there. 1037 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:37,487 Everyone who eats there gets really sick. Vomiting for days. 1038 00:57:39,022 --> 00:57:41,925 I'll take my chances. Let's go, sweetie. 1039 00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:46,629 -Where is he? -I don't know. 1040 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,731 Maybe the restaurant. Maybe home. 1041 00:57:48,731 --> 00:57:51,634 Okay, you go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to his place. 1042 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:54,103 If I see him, I'll stall him. Now, what's his address? 1043 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,907 "To begin again in Egypt." 1044 00:57:57,907 --> 00:57:59,943 [Soft jazz music playing] 1045 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:03,112 Seven letters. 1046 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:05,615 The Times thinks they're so clever. 1047 00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:07,817 [Doorbell buzzing] 1048 00:58:12,856 --> 00:58:13,923 Hello? 1049 00:58:13,923 --> 00:58:14,924 Hey, thank God you're here. 1050 00:58:16,759 --> 00:58:18,228 Who is this? 1051 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:19,829 It's Holly. 1052 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:21,798 Who? 1053 00:58:21,798 --> 00:58:22,832 Amy's friend, Holly. 1054 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:27,170 Holly. Yeah, well, Amy's not here. 1055 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,639 I know. I came to see you, actually. 1056 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,908 It's something really important. 1057 00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:35,178 Okay. I'll buzz you in. 1058 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:37,213 The door's open up here. 1059 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:42,552 Hi. 1060 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:44,287 Straight ahead. 1061 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,260 Hey. 1062 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,261 Hi. 1063 00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:55,298 Wow! 1064 00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:57,200 This is the most amazing kitchen... 1065 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,968 I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 1066 00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:00,770 -Really? -Yeah. 1067 00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:03,072 Thanks. 1068 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,909 I know someone that would just kill for this kitchen. 1069 00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:08,845 I bet Amber likes it a lot, huh? 1070 00:59:08,845 --> 00:59:10,613 Amber? 1071 00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:13,216 Well, she's got her finger on everything I do... 1072 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,685 but not this kitchen. 1073 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,791 How about you have a seat and I get you a soda? 1074 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,226 -Is that okay? -Okay. 1075 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:39,909 You do The Times crossword in pen? 1076 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,811 Yeah. Is that a bad thing? 1077 00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:46,349 How do you feel about the moon? 1078 00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:49,819 Do you think that it's a little piece of magic... 1079 00:59:49,819 --> 00:59:52,255 that comes out every night, even when times get hard... 1080 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,258 to remind you that every day holds potential for beauty? 1081 00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:56,893 [Exclaims dubiously] 1082 00:59:56,893 --> 00:59:58,628 What has Amy told you about me? 1083 00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:00,363 Nothing. 1084 01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:02,332 She just said that you were really smart. 1085 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:04,334 And I'm new to town. 1086 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,736 It's a new school. 1087 01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:09,372 I don't really have a dad to turn to for advice, either. 1088 01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:11,674 So thought I'd ask you. 1089 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,047 Well, all right. I guess I can try to help. 1090 01:00:18,047 --> 01:00:20,650 I'm not really, you know... 1091 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,820 What did you want to know? 1092 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:28,625 It's just, I'm going through my teenage years. 1093 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:33,129 I'm confused about who I am and what my purpose is in life. 1094 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:35,098 What college I should go to. 1095 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:36,899 If I should even go to college. 1096 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:39,669 I'm trying to resist peer pressure to do all sorts of things... 1097 01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:41,204 that I know that I shouldn't do, but 1098 01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:42,905 some of them I kind of want to do. 1099 01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:46,809 I'm considering getting my nose pierced and my belly button... 1100 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:50,680 But my mom said she would totally kill me if I did that... 1101 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,016 so now I'm just thinking about getting a tattoo on my back. 1102 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:54,917 But it wouldn't be really considered my back... 1103 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,654 because it would be so low that you wouldn't be able to see it. 1104 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:01,190 Unless I wore my jeans low enough. I'm really confused. 1105 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:04,260 [Phone ringing] 1106 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,001 Where? 1107 01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:17,273 -Yeah? -Ben. 1108 01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:18,808 -Yeah? -We got big problems down here. 1109 01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:19,942 Huge, massive. 1110 01:01:19,942 --> 01:01:21,210 What? 1111 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:22,979 The pilot light on that big thing 1112 01:01:22,979 --> 01:01:24,914 that cooks the food? It's out again. 1113 01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:28,351 No, it can't be broken. I just bought it two months ago. 1114 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,920 Ben, I am telling you, the only gas 1115 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,056 I'm smelling is coming from Pablo. 1116 01:01:33,456 --> 01:01:35,191 Okay. 1117 01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:39,295 Calm down. I'm coming right now. Goodbye. 1118 01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:42,899 Holly, I got a problem at the restaurant, so I have to go. 1119 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,467 No, you can't! 1120 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:45,968 Why not? 1121 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:49,138 I mean, can I come? 1122 01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:51,240 Yeah, why not? Come on. 1123 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,308 Hey! 1124 01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:56,312 I've got to go to the bathroom really bad. 1125 01:01:56,312 --> 01:01:59,482 There's the bathroom, right there, but hurry up. 1126 01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:00,950 Right there through that door. 1127 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,919 I love this. 1128 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:07,390 You have got to be kidding me. 1129 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,225 This isn't going to cover anything. 1130 01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:10,760 That's exactly the point. 1131 01:02:12,128 --> 01:02:13,429 [Cell phone ringing] 1132 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:14,497 Hey. 1133 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:16,899 Houston, we have a problem. 1134 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:18,167 What kind? 1135 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,335 The very, very bad kind. 1136 01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:21,370 He's on his way to the restaurant now. 1137 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,006 Oh, my God! What do we do? 1138 01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:26,909 Create a distraction. A really, really big one. 1139 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,845 I'll see you there. Bye. 1140 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,348 ...in this direction... 1141 01:02:32,348 --> 01:02:34,484 and then we're gonna go down right through the ground. 1142 01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:41,190 Do we have to take a cab? I hate cabs. 1143 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,226 -Maybe we should walk. -What are you, crazy? 1144 01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:44,861 We're going to the River Bistro. 1145 01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:46,262 I get carsick. 1146 01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:57,106 Boys! 1147 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:06,783 Come on, get your free beer. 1148 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,785 Free beer! 1149 01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:18,161 Bring on the beer. 1150 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:25,234 Look, it's time for your break. Bye-bye. 1151 01:03:25,868 --> 01:03:27,570 Hi! How are you? 1152 01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:29,806 Good. 1153 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,841 Some sort of Village People convention in town? 1154 01:03:31,841 --> 01:03:34,043 We saw the sign outside and we want the free beer. 1155 01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:38,447 Free beer? Why would I give you... I'd give you free beer. 1156 01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:39,882 You look absolutely parched. 1157 01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:54,864 I think I'm going to need another mimosa... 1158 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,132 to open the rest of these gifts. 1159 01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:57,567 I'll get the waiter. 1160 01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:01,838 Lance! 1161 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,139 Mom. 1162 01:04:03,139 --> 01:04:03,973 What are you doing here? 1163 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,042 I just, I miss you. 1164 01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,577 -Free-- -Lance! 1165 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,011 What is this? 1166 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:10,213 What, nothing. 1167 01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:12,114 -Is this your idea? -No. 1168 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:16,285 Well, actually I would do that, but I didn't do it. 1169 01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:17,587 Why didn't I? 1170 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,021 The sign says free beer. 1171 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:20,957 We want our free beer. Yeah. 1172 01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:23,492 J-E-T-S! Jets! 1173 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,494 What's that? 1174 01:04:26,295 --> 01:04:28,097 Look! Neat! Gifts! 1175 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:31,601 I feel like a queen. 1176 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,238 Fellows, we're not a sports bar, 1177 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:37,373 but one free beer on the house... 1178 01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:39,175 but that's it. 1179 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:40,476 Free beer! 1180 01:04:43,112 --> 01:04:44,947 You're a Jets fan, right? 1181 01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:47,984 Oh, my God, hello! I live for West Side Story. 1182 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,151 Pablo, what happened? 1183 01:04:49,151 --> 01:04:51,153 I don't know. 1184 01:04:51,153 --> 01:04:53,122 Now, these are brand-new stoves. 1185 01:04:53,122 --> 01:04:55,024 -What about the pizza oven? -Try it. 1186 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:56,559 Okay, I am getting the waiter. 1187 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,127 Does anyone want anything besides mimosas? 1188 01:04:58,127 --> 01:05:00,663 That's working. It's got to be the gas line, right? 1189 01:05:00,663 --> 01:05:02,398 -Champagne. -White wine. 1190 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,467 What happened? It's not lighting? 1191 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:05,601 What are you doing? 1192 01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:09,372 Mom! I'm going to go get the waiter. 1193 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:11,574 Why don't you sit here and enjoy your lunch? 1194 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,043 Pablo, keep working on it. I got to call. 1195 01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:15,945 Waiter! Excuse me. 1196 01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:17,380 I'm calling from the River Bistro. 1197 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,181 We have a problem here. I need someone right away. 1198 01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:20,416 This isn't working. 1199 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,550 I know, what do we do? 1200 01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:22,618 Think. 1201 01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:26,322 Go stall. 1202 01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:35,031 Put this on here. 1203 01:05:35,031 --> 01:05:37,300 It's so much more fun if you accessorize with some color. 1204 01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:42,038 Please, please forgive me. 1205 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,606 [Fire alarm wailing] 1206 01:05:55,017 --> 01:05:58,054 I don't know. I got to make sure that... 1207 01:05:58,054 --> 01:06:01,457 Front door, everyone. 1208 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:04,393 The floor's wet. Be careful, don't run. 1209 01:06:04,393 --> 01:06:07,463 Don't panic. Front door. Don't panic. 1210 01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:11,200 Everybody out the front door. 1211 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:14,503 Where's Holly? Holly? 1212 01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:38,494 We may be in big trouble, but that rocked! 1213 01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:40,730 I swear the CIA should hire us. 1214 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,732 Nobody saw anybody. 1215 01:06:43,566 --> 01:06:45,735 I mean, are we great, or what? 1216 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:50,239 Your uncle does crossword puzzles in pen. 1217 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:52,575 What? 1218 01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:56,178 And his kitchen is.... It's perfect. 1219 01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:58,147 So? 1220 01:06:58,147 --> 01:07:00,549 You know even though he didn't say it out loud... 1221 01:07:00,549 --> 01:07:03,452 I know that he knows that the moon isn't just a rock. 1222 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:08,124 What are you talking about? 1223 01:07:08,124 --> 01:07:11,227 There is such a thing as the perfect man. 1224 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:13,362 And I know exactly who it is for my mom. 1225 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,430 Who? 1226 01:07:14,430 --> 01:07:15,431 Your Uncle Ben. 1227 01:07:15,431 --> 01:07:17,199 What? 1228 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:20,269 And now because of my stupid scheme, they can never meet. 1229 01:07:22,471 --> 01:07:24,073 I'm so beyond lost. 1230 01:07:24,673 --> 01:07:26,075 You were right. 1231 01:07:26,075 --> 01:07:28,244 I should have never bought that orchid. 1232 01:07:28,244 --> 01:07:30,479 The whole thing was just a huge mistake. 1233 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,323 I need to ask you a huge favor. 1234 01:07:41,323 --> 01:07:42,758 Hi to you, too. 1235 01:07:42,758 --> 01:07:45,061 I need you to break up with my mom for me. 1236 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:47,096 When did I start dating her? 1237 01:07:47,096 --> 01:07:49,498 Not as you. As the perfect man, Ben. 1238 01:07:50,399 --> 01:07:51,801 No way. 1239 01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:55,404 Come on. Please. 1240 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:58,841 Just call her at 7:00, put on a deep voice and tell her it's over. 1241 01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:00,509 What's my reason? 1242 01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:04,146 Men never have reasons. They just split. 1243 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:06,615 Why can't you just break up over e-mail? 1244 01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:08,684 Because that's too cold. 1245 01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:10,753 Besides, I want her to hear his voice. 1246 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,521 Yeah, but it wouldn't be his voice. 1247 01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:15,291 It would be mine, what with him not existing and all. 1248 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:18,360 Come on, you know what I mean. Please, Adam. 1249 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,596 If I tell her that this was all fake, she'll be crushed. 1250 01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:22,264 And she'll never forgive me. 1251 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,867 But if he just dumps her, that she's used to. 1252 01:08:37,646 --> 01:08:38,781 Hello? 1253 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,483 There's no way I'm doing this. 1254 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,284 May I ask who's calling? 1255 01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,285 Holly, can we just talk about it? 1256 01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,420 Sure. 1257 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,355 Mom, it's for you. 1258 01:08:46,355 --> 01:08:47,790 No, no, that's not funny. 1259 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,291 Hello. 1260 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:50,292 Hi! 1261 01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:55,531 This is Ben calling. 1262 01:08:55,531 --> 01:08:59,768 Ben? As in "Ben" Ben? 1263 01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:03,772 I don't know. 1264 01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:05,875 How many Bens do you know? 1265 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,910 None. 1266 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,146 I mean, one. I know you. 1267 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:13,716 Wow. 1268 01:09:14,783 --> 01:09:16,886 How is China? 1269 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,921 China. 1270 01:09:18,921 --> 01:09:22,658 It's very Chinese. 1271 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:27,763 Lots of Chinese people. 1272 01:09:28,464 --> 01:09:29,698 Chinese food. 1273 01:09:30,466 --> 01:09:32,301 You're funny. 1274 01:09:32,301 --> 01:09:33,869 And you're calling me... 1275 01:09:34,637 --> 01:09:37,540 from halfway around the world. 1276 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:40,676 Yes, because there's something that I wanted to tell... 1277 01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:42,211 [Jean sniffling] 1278 01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:44,813 It's really good to finally hear your voice. 1279 01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:48,684 Wait. Are you crying? 1280 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:49,952 No. 1281 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:53,689 God, yes. 1282 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:56,859 Yes, I am, but only because I'm happy. 1283 01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,496 You make me happy. 1284 01:10:01,897 --> 01:10:03,632 Know what I mean? 1285 01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:06,202 I guess. 1286 01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:10,239 Yeah, I do. 1287 01:10:11,507 --> 01:10:14,443 God, my whole life... 1288 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:17,513 I mean, everything's been so messed up... 1289 01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:21,283 and I just started getting to know 1290 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:22,918 you, and I don't know, I just... 1291 01:10:24,453 --> 01:10:25,988 I started feeling just... 1292 01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:30,292 -Clearer. -Yes! 1293 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:31,927 Yes. You know what I mean. 1294 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:34,430 Yeah. I do. 1295 01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:38,400 It's like all of the bad stuff that you went through... 1296 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,703 that you hated along the way... 1297 01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,538 the people who disappointed you... 1298 01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:45,441 the things that didn't go the way you wanted. 1299 01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:49,545 Suddenly you feel grateful to them because they're the things... 1300 01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:52,248 that got you to here. To this. 1301 01:10:52,681 --> 01:10:55,584 Yes. Exactly. 1302 01:10:55,584 --> 01:10:59,021 I guess that's just what it's like when you, you know... 1303 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:00,389 No. 1304 01:11:00,389 --> 01:11:02,258 What? 1305 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:06,028 Really like someone. 1306 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,700 So, you like me? 1307 01:11:13,369 --> 01:11:14,903 Yeah. 1308 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:18,407 I do. I mean I might even... 1309 01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:26,715 You might even what? 1310 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:31,954 Give me a ride, horsy! 1311 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:33,656 No. Not now, Zoe. 1312 01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:35,858 I might even... 1313 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:39,962 love you. 1314 01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:42,064 Hello? 1315 01:11:49,338 --> 01:11:51,340 [School bell ringing] 1316 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,374 Hey! 1317 01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:54,910 What were you thinking? 1318 01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:57,379 That isn't even close to what I asked you to do. 1319 01:11:57,379 --> 01:11:59,548 I got distracted. 1320 01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:01,750 By what? A lobotomy? 1321 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,052 Because, short of that, short of you 1322 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,687 telling me that somebody came in... 1323 01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:07,723 and actually removed your brain, I can't even begin to-- 1324 01:12:11,093 --> 01:12:12,795 By you. 1325 01:12:12,795 --> 01:12:15,464 I was distracted by you. 1326 01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:36,118 -Hey, Mom? -Yeah? 1327 01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:40,055 Do you remember when we first got here... 1328 01:12:41,757 --> 01:12:43,892 and you were feeling so lousy? 1329 01:12:43,892 --> 01:12:46,128 What about it? 1330 01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:48,697 Well, the thing is... 1331 01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:51,734 I just hated seeing you like that. And-- 1332 01:12:51,734 --> 01:12:56,472 â™Ş [Lenny singing] Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling 1333 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:03,112 â™Ş Give me your love 1334 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:10,552 â™Ş Your hands build me up when I'm sinking 1335 01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:17,593 â™Ş Touch me and my troubles all fade â™Ş 1336 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:18,527 Will you shut up? 1337 01:13:18,527 --> 01:13:19,828 No way. 1338 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:24,733 â™Ş Lady, from the moment I saw you â™Ş 1339 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:27,035 I'm sorry. 1340 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:32,474 â™Ş Standing all alone â™Ş 1341 01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:34,143 Rock out, buddy! 1342 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:39,047 â™Ş You gave all the love that I needed 1343 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:46,088 â™Ş So shy, like a child who had grown 1344 01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:50,192 â™Ş You're my lady 1345 01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:54,163 â™Ş Of the morning 1346 01:13:55,864 --> 01:14:00,135 â™Ş Love shines in your-- 1347 01:14:02,805 --> 01:14:07,709 â™Ş Sparkling clear and lovely 1348 01:14:08,677 --> 01:14:09,711 â™Ş You're my â™Ş 1349 01:14:09,711 --> 01:14:10,946 What are you... 1350 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:16,819 â™Ş Lady â™Ş 1351 01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:19,188 Encore! Sweet! 1352 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:20,622 Very good. 1353 01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,460 Hey, take it easy. 1354 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:25,861 Marry me? 1355 01:14:25,861 --> 01:14:27,029 Marry him! 1356 01:14:30,899 --> 01:14:33,569 [Car roaring off] 1357 01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:40,542 God, please tell me that you didn't say yes. 1358 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:42,010 Please tell me that you said no. 1359 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,812 I said I'd think about it. 1360 01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:46,248 What? What is there to think about? 1361 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,118 Is there even a jewel in there? 1362 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:54,823 Lenny is not your soul mate. Ben is. 1363 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:57,092 Ben is in China. Maybe. 1364 01:14:57,092 --> 01:14:59,528 I mean, who really knows? 1365 01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:02,197 The only thing I know for sure about Ben is he is a beautiful idea. 1366 01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:04,833 But you can't grow old with a beautiful idea. 1367 01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:09,171 Why are you so desperate? 1368 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:13,876 Holly, it is so easy for you to judge. 1369 01:15:13,876 --> 01:15:16,044 You haven't had to go through life alone with kids. 1370 01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,046 Nobody to turn to for help. 1371 01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:20,282 I'm not complaining. I made my bed. 1372 01:15:20,282 --> 01:15:22,284 But I have been slugging it out 1373 01:15:22,284 --> 01:15:25,587 alone for a heck of a long time. 1374 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:28,557 You two girls are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1375 01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:31,693 In the blink of an eye, you'll be grown and gone. 1376 01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:35,297 And Lenny's a sweet guy. Maybe he'll be different than the others. 1377 01:15:37,065 --> 01:15:39,001 I don't want to wind up alone. 1378 01:16:01,256 --> 01:16:03,559 Do not unlock that door till I get back. 1379 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:25,581 Hello. 1380 01:16:27,349 --> 01:16:30,886 [In a husky voice] Hi, I'm calling for Miss Jean Hamilton. 1381 01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:34,990 This is Ben's secretary. Ben's coming back into New York... 1382 01:16:34,990 --> 01:16:36,725 and he would like to see you. 1383 01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:38,627 Really? 1384 01:16:38,627 --> 01:16:41,630 under the Brooklyn Bridge sound? 1385 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:46,735 Excellent. 4:00. He'll see you then. 1386 01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:29,177 Where's Ben? I need to talk to him. It's an emergency. 1387 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:30,846 Too late, little lady. He's already gone. 1388 01:17:30,846 --> 01:17:32,214 Where? 1389 01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:33,749 The almighty wedding. 1390 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:35,851 Wedding? What wedding? 1391 01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:37,686 -Well, Amber and-- -Amber? 1392 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,989 I know. He didn't really want to do it... 1393 01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:42,090 but she's hard to say no to. 1394 01:17:42,090 --> 01:17:43,725 Where is it? 1395 01:17:43,725 --> 01:17:45,360 -Liberty Grand Hotel. -Thanks. 1396 01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:48,230 So not a party without me. 1397 01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:50,866 Whatever. 1398 01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:10,052 Sorry, guys. 1399 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,723 We are gathered here in the sight of God... 1400 01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,958 and in the face of this company... 1401 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:20,062 to join together this man and this woman... 1402 01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:26,101 If anyone present... 1403 01:18:26,101 --> 01:18:29,938 knows a reason why these two should not be lawfully wedded... 1404 01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:34,810 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1405 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:36,144 He can't marry her! 1406 01:18:45,787 --> 01:18:48,156 What are you doing? You can't come in here. 1407 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:50,792 He's got to marry my mom. 1408 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,929 You might not even know it yet, 1409 01:18:53,929 --> 01:18:55,731 but you will once you read these. 1410 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:59,067 It's pages and pages of proof that you guys are soul mates... 1411 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:02,237 and right now she's waiting to meet you under the Brooklyn Bridge. 1412 01:19:02,237 --> 01:19:04,206 And when you do, you'll know that 1413 01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:07,142 you guys are perfect for each other. 1414 01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:09,478 You guys both do the crosswords in pen... 1415 01:19:09,478 --> 01:19:11,246 and know what a kitchen should feel 1416 01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:16,918 And without even meeting her, you picked out her favorite song. 1417 01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:21,490 And it's made her happier than she's ever been. And... 1418 01:19:33,301 --> 01:19:34,402 MAN: David, are you all right? 1419 01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:45,547 You know what, you guys? 1420 01:19:45,547 --> 01:19:48,416 I'm looking for the Silverman wedding. 1421 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:51,319 Sorry. Carry on. My bad. 1422 01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,422 David, I'm so sorry. 1423 01:19:54,422 --> 01:19:55,957 Son, are you all right? 1424 01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:57,392 Holly! 1425 01:20:00,562 --> 01:20:03,965 I'm sorry. I made a mistake, okay? 1426 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:06,067 Well, that's just the understatement of the year. 1427 01:20:06,067 --> 01:20:07,435 What are you thinking? 1428 01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:09,171 I thought you were the one marrying Amber. 1429 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:11,306 -Me? -Lance said-- 1430 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,841 No! Amber's one of my dearest friends. 1431 01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:15,177 I'm catering her wedding. 1432 01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:16,878 What's left of it. 1433 01:20:18,413 --> 01:20:19,548 What are you doing? 1434 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:20,816 Read these. 1435 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:21,883 No, that's not an answer. 1436 01:20:21,883 --> 01:20:26,454 If you just read these e-mails, you'll see. 1437 01:20:26,454 --> 01:20:28,523 There's someone that you need to meet. 1438 01:20:50,545 --> 01:20:52,347 Hi, Mom. 1439 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:54,049 What are you doing here? 1440 01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:58,253 I didn't want you to think you'd been stood up. 1441 01:20:59,054 --> 01:21:00,055 He's not coming. 1442 01:21:01,923 --> 01:21:04,860 How do you know? How did you even know I was here? 1443 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,194 I know, because... 1444 01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:08,129 Because? 1445 01:21:09,631 --> 01:21:11,299 Because I made him up. 1446 01:21:12,133 --> 01:21:13,969 What? 1447 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:16,538 The flowers and the letters and the e-mails and everything. 1448 01:21:21,977 --> 01:21:23,311 The phone call? 1449 01:21:23,311 --> 01:21:24,379 A friend of mine did that. 1450 01:21:25,981 --> 01:21:29,484 But it wasn't all made up. There was a man. There is. 1451 01:21:29,484 --> 01:21:31,353 Most of what I wrote came from him. 1452 01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:33,188 So there's a man out there laughing at me, too? 1453 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:34,956 No! He doesn't know. He thought-- 1454 01:21:34,956 --> 01:21:36,658 How could you be so cruel? 1455 01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:41,229 I wasn't trying to be cruel. 1456 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:45,000 I was trying to make you happy. 1457 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,569 Well, you have a lot to learn about happiness. 1458 01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,638 You haven't exactly showed me a road map, Mom. 1459 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:53,174 So this is my fault. I brought this humiliation on myself. 1460 01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:55,176 What? Because we moved around a little bit? 1461 01:21:55,176 --> 01:21:56,278 A little? 1462 01:21:56,278 --> 01:21:57,345 Whatever. A lot. 1463 01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:58,980 You never seemed to mind. 1464 01:21:58,980 --> 01:22:01,082 Yes, I did. You just never heard 1465 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:03,585 any of it if it wasn't about you. 1466 01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:06,321 That is not true. I hear everything you say to me. 1467 01:22:06,321 --> 01:22:08,657 You hear, but you don't listen. 1468 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:10,926 You never listen to anything I want. 1469 01:22:12,961 --> 01:22:15,530 All right, fine. What do you want? 1470 01:22:17,299 --> 01:22:22,070 I want a mom that sees in herself what Zoe and I see every day. 1471 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:27,275 That's talented and pretty and funny... 1472 01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:29,077 and cooks great and dances great... 1473 01:22:29,077 --> 01:22:32,480 and doesn't need a man to be those things. 1474 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,683 Okay, so maybe the perfect man wasn't real. 1475 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:37,686 But the perfect you is. 1476 01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:06,181 S-I-L-E-N-C-E. 1477 01:23:20,395 --> 01:23:21,496 Hi. 1478 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:27,502 I'm sorry that I didn't call you back. 1479 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,104 I've been really busy. 1480 01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:30,205 I drew you something. 1481 01:23:35,210 --> 01:23:36,411 "Princess Holly." 1482 01:23:36,411 --> 01:23:38,780 Well, a side of her anyway. 1483 01:23:38,780 --> 01:23:41,516 I realized she doesn't need an army to protect her. 1484 01:23:43,118 --> 01:23:44,786 You don't let anybody close enough 1485 01:23:44,786 --> 01:23:46,588 to hurt you in the first place. 1486 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:52,060 Wait. Holly! 1487 01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:03,471 I want to move. 1488 01:24:03,471 --> 01:24:04,606 What? 1489 01:24:04,606 --> 01:24:06,374 I hate this place. 1490 01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:09,611 I'm over it, and I want to move now. 1491 01:24:09,611 --> 01:24:12,247 We've moved more times for you than I can even count. 1492 01:24:12,247 --> 01:24:14,682 And just this once, I want to move for me. 1493 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,194 Hi. 1494 01:24:59,194 --> 01:25:00,795 Hi, I'm Adam. Holly's friend. 1495 01:25:00,795 --> 01:25:02,497 Is she home? 1496 01:25:02,497 --> 01:25:04,566 No, she's out getting packing boxes. 1497 01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:07,202 Why? 1498 01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:09,771 We're moving. Arizona. Red Rocks. 1499 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:14,275 You want her to call? 1500 01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:15,343 No. 1501 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,814 Thank you. 1502 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:23,384 Could you give this to her? 1503 01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:24,853 Sure. 1504 01:25:24,853 --> 01:25:27,789 And tell her she only saw one side of the drawing. 1505 01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:20,708 [Computer beeping] 1506 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:35,323 I was inspired. 1507 01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:44,866 I miss you. Why'd you bug out on me? 1508 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:04,586 Newsflash. 1509 01:27:04,586 --> 01:27:08,957 Everyone's scared. That's no reason to run away. 1510 01:27:14,729 --> 01:27:16,397 It's what my Mom does. 1511 01:27:19,934 --> 01:27:22,870 And you want to end up like your mom? 1512 01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:25,306 Some role model. 1513 01:27:40,688 --> 01:27:44,425 I heard once that... 1514 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:49,030 love is friendship on fire. 1515 01:27:50,798 --> 01:27:52,700 That's how I feel about you. 1516 01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:56,971 Do you really have to go? 1517 01:28:50,858 --> 01:28:53,861 Holly, guess what? I get to be in a spelling bee. 1518 01:28:55,496 --> 01:28:56,998 C-O-O-L. 1519 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:58,066 What are you doing? 1520 01:28:58,066 --> 01:28:59,434 Unpacking. 1521 01:28:59,434 --> 01:29:01,035 Yeah, but why? 1522 01:29:01,035 --> 01:29:02,837 I thought that we all agreed that 1523 01:29:02,837 --> 01:29:04,572 it was time for a new adventure. 1524 01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:07,909 This is our new adventure. Staying is our new adventure. 1525 01:29:07,909 --> 01:29:10,078 What? 1526 01:29:10,078 --> 01:29:12,780 Why can't you ever do anything that I want? 1527 01:29:20,755 --> 01:29:23,057 I want to be alone. 1528 01:29:23,057 --> 01:29:24,492 Nobody wants to be alone. 1529 01:29:24,492 --> 01:29:26,060 I do. 1530 01:29:26,060 --> 01:29:29,464 Okay, I'm through with these people and I want new ones. 1531 01:29:33,634 --> 01:29:38,005 Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. 1532 01:29:38,005 --> 01:29:39,974 After that, they're just people. 1533 01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:44,379 Who will excite you, disappoint you... 1534 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:47,782 scare you a little bit. 1535 01:29:49,550 --> 01:29:53,788 And, boy, I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. 1536 01:29:53,788 --> 01:29:57,725 It's good for avoiding things. But the problem is you end up... 1537 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:00,962 avoiding yourself. 1538 01:30:03,531 --> 01:30:05,533 Avoiding people you love. 1539 01:30:08,803 --> 01:30:10,938 You end up avoiding life. 1540 01:30:12,673 --> 01:30:17,078 So, I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. 1541 01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:24,085 I'm going to try showing you what sticking it out looks like. 1542 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,687 Really get to know people. 1543 01:30:26,687 --> 01:30:28,990 And let people get to know us. 1544 01:30:28,990 --> 01:30:33,895 I don't promise to be any good at it, but I will try. 1545 01:30:33,895 --> 01:30:36,798 Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. 1546 01:30:38,199 --> 01:30:40,201 I want you to learn how to let people in. 1547 01:30:55,883 --> 01:31:00,521 He's a sweet boy. I think it would be worth it. 1548 01:31:00,521 --> 01:31:04,091 Turn it over. Everything always has two sides. 1549 01:31:43,898 --> 01:31:45,600 You want a bigger ring? 1550 01:31:46,133 --> 01:31:47,235 Combustible. 1551 01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:51,672 C-O-M-B... 1552 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,941 U-S-T... 1553 01:31:54,642 --> 01:31:57,845 I-B-L-E. 1554 01:31:58,279 --> 01:31:59,680 Combustible. 1555 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,516 That is correct. 1556 01:32:09,056 --> 01:32:10,258 J! 1557 01:32:10,258 --> 01:32:11,559 E! 1558 01:32:11,559 --> 01:32:12,627 T! 1559 01:32:12,627 --> 01:32:13,694 S! 1560 01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:15,129 Jets! 1561 01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:21,035 Looks like we're going to the World Series. 1562 01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:31,078 Five minutes. We'll be commencing in five minutes. 1563 01:32:33,014 --> 01:32:36,284 First place goes to Number 73, Jean Hamilton. 1564 01:32:38,819 --> 01:32:40,288 You did it, Mommy! 1565 01:32:56,971 --> 01:32:58,139 Where? The second one? 1566 01:32:58,139 --> 01:32:59,206 Yeah, that's Mom. 1567 01:33:12,353 --> 01:33:13,854 Hi, may I help you? 1568 01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:17,291 Yeah, I heard that you can find... 1569 01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:19,360 the best fudge brownies in the world here. 1570 01:33:19,894 --> 01:33:21,195 We try. 1571 01:33:27,034 --> 01:33:28,603 I'll take this. 1572 01:33:35,643 --> 01:33:36,944 -Ben. -Hi. 1573 01:33:40,314 --> 01:33:41,849 On the house. 1574 01:33:41,849 --> 01:33:44,185 No, I have to pay you somehow. 1575 01:33:45,252 --> 01:33:46,687 How about dinner? 1576 01:33:48,656 --> 01:33:50,257 I don't even know you. 1577 01:33:50,257 --> 01:33:52,293 Well, I don't know about that. 1578 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:54,295 Thank you. That is very sweet. 1579 01:33:57,665 --> 01:33:59,066 But I don't think so. 1580 01:34:01,736 --> 01:34:02,937 Are you dating someone? 1581 01:34:02,937 --> 01:34:04,872 Actually, no. 1582 01:34:04,872 --> 01:34:06,941 For the first time in my life, I'm not. 1583 01:34:06,941 --> 01:34:08,309 And.... And I think I should stay this way... 1584 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,845 until I get my feet back on the ground. 1585 01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:12,346 I see. Yeah. 1586 01:34:12,346 --> 01:34:14,015 It's nothing personal. 1587 01:34:14,015 --> 01:34:15,249 No, of course not. 1588 01:34:17,084 --> 01:34:20,021 You know, I should probably take a dating moratorium, too. 1589 01:34:20,021 --> 01:34:21,389 I recommend it. 1590 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:23,724 Yeah, clean-out-the-closet sort of thing. 1591 01:34:23,724 --> 01:34:25,026 It's a good idea. 1592 01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:26,827 You know, get my head together and... 1593 01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:27,895 Exactly. 1594 01:34:37,805 --> 01:34:39,807 So, pick you up Saturday at 8:00? 1595 01:34:40,741 --> 01:34:41,976 Perfect. 1596 01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:52,219 It looks like Mom was right. Staying turned out to be... 1597 01:34:52,219 --> 01:34:54,321 the greatest adventure of all. 1598 01:34:54,321 --> 01:34:58,159 And let me tell you, it has made me do some crazy things. 1599 01:34:58,159 --> 01:35:03,097 Like plan ahead and paint my room and hang pictures on the wall. 1600 01:35:03,097 --> 01:35:05,232 I mean, I used a nail and everything. 1601 01:35:18,979 --> 01:35:20,347 Hi, come on in. 1602 01:35:44,972 --> 01:35:46,507 Sorry I'm late. 1603 01:35:46,507 --> 01:35:48,442 There was this Krispy Kreme truck 1604 01:35:48,442 --> 01:35:50,277 that overturned on Eighth Avenue. 1605 01:35:58,152 --> 01:35:59,754 Thank you. 1606 01:36:06,327 --> 01:36:08,028 Here, let me deal with that. 1607 01:36:09,430 --> 01:36:11,265 It goes... 1608 01:36:11,265 --> 01:36:14,268 Relax. What is this? Like, your first dance or something? 1609 01:36:26,514 --> 01:36:28,315 Can you believe it? The Teenage 1610 01:36:28,315 --> 01:36:30,851 Gypsy has finally settled down. 1611 01:36:30,851 --> 01:36:34,321 Now I don't just have a homepage. I have a home. 114600