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Boy, you got old.
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Look who's talking.
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How're you feeling?
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I know you mean well,
but that is a stupid question.
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Where's Mindy?
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Uh, she and Martin went
to get something to eat.
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And you stayed to keep an eye on me?
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Oh, don't flatter yourself.
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So, how long were you planning
on keeping your condition a secret?
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What condition?
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I don't know. I just wanted
to spend time with my daughter
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without her having to worry about me.
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Roz, she's worried.
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Yeah.
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But you're not alone.
We're gonna get you through this.
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Yeah. Well, I appreciate your concern,
but this does not end well.
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You don't know that.
I mean, there... there's, uh, chemo...
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- Did it.
- Bone marrow...
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- Did it.
- All kinds of holistic stuff...
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Bunch of bullshit. And did it.
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Well, I'm sure
there's things that you didn't do.
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- Sandy...
- Sorry.
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I forgot my ex-wife
is the smartest person in the world.
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Is that why all your other ex-wives
are dumber than a bag of rocks?
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- Ooh. That's a low blow.
- Mmm.
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But maybe. Yeah.
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Assuming that you're right about this,
what's your plan?
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Well, it's pretty simple, really.
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After a while, I go into assisted living
then hospice.
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And then I get to find out if helping
sick people in third-world countries
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gets me a meet and greet with Jesus.
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You are a piece of work.
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I remember when you thought
I was a piece of ass.
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I always said that as a compliment.
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And I took it as one.
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So, listen, um,
your plans are no good.
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There's not gonna be an assisted living
or a hospice.
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You stay with me and Mindy.
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If we need help, we'll bring somebody in.
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That's not gonna work.
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It's too hard. Too exhausting.
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Oh, stop being so smart.
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Too expensive.
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Aha! You forgot
your daughter is Mindy Warbucks.
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Besides, every dollar we spend on you
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is a dollar not spent on hair plugs
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for Estelle Schneider's little boy.
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You aren't serious.
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He has expressed a desire
to bring back the, uh... the pompadour.
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"Kookie, lend me your comb."
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All right. So, why?
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Why what?
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Why, after all these years of...
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after all these years...
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Don't overthink it. I... I just, uh, do.
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Well, are you a recovering alcoholic?
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- You making amends?
- I said, don't overthink it.
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I'm curious.
Were you born cesarean or vaginal?
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Cover me.
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What? Why?
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I'm gonna guess vaginal,
'cause of how close you are with your mom.
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I was cesarean.
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My mother couldn't be bothered to push.
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- Hey.
- Shh.
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She okay?
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Do you know, to this day,
I eat Jell-O, I think of Bill Cosby?
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I feel guilty now
'cause I... I still enjoy it.
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'Cause the... Hmm.
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And then the sparks fly...
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Oh, okay. That makes sense.
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I had a retainer, but I lost it.
They're very expensive.
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No.
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- This isn't about money.
- We're here to help mankind.
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Oh, will you just stop it with that shit?
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- It's true.
- I don't care. Just stop it!
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Make it fast.
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Okay, so, uh, we just wanted to thank you
for honoring Dad's...
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Faster.
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...wishes, and we wanna do that too.
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- So what we're proposing...
- Time's up.
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Is to create a philanthropic foundation
that gives grandpa's money to good causes,
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with a special focus
on healthcare and education.
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Thoughts?
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- Questions?
- Yeah. What's the catch?
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There's no catch.
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We just got to talking
about what would make grandpa happy,
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and we came up with this.
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The Norman Newlander Family Foundation.
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Our mission statement is
to help down-stats...
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Down-stats?
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Poor people.
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Is to help poor people
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get access to free healthcare
and pursue their educational goals.
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With scholarships.
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That is what he wanted.
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Right?
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So, uh, what's in it for you?
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Well, giving away all this money
would be our full-time job.
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We would just need
some kind of compensation.
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To cover expenses and such.
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Sure. Yeah.
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So?
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- So, what?
- So, give me a number.
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Well, before we do that,
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I think it's important to factor in
what we bring to the job.
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My training as a Scientology registrar
is particularly...
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What's the number?
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- A million dollars a year.
- Each.
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- Half a million?
- Get out of here.
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"Scientology registrar," really?
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What's your résumé say, "dope fiend"?
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Hey, I'm in recovery.
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- Hey, I'm an operating thetan.
- You're an operating asshole.
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Winning that ticket, Rose, was
the best thing that ever happened to me,
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because it brought me to you.
And for that, I am... I'm thankful.
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I'm thankful, Rose,
so you... you... you must do me this honor.
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Promise me that you'll survive.
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No matter what happens.
No matter how hopeless.
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Promise me.
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And never let go of that promise, Rose.
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Never let go.
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I'll never let go.
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I will never let go.
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Jack, there's... there's a boat.
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There's a boat, Ja... Jack.
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Come back.
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Come back!
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I'll never let go.
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And scene!
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Terrific! Good job.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Grab a seat, and, uh,
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let's talk about this scene.
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Or, more specifically,
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let's talk about the subject matter
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of the scene.
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Dying, on camera or on stage,
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to play a heartbreaking
and hopefully slow death,
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is the dream of every actor.
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I would wager there's not an actor
or actress who hasn't fantasized
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about how they would play
those final moments.
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As the life force slowly slips away
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and as we teeter
on the edge of nonexistence,
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how would we gasp out those last words
of wit and wisdom?
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But is that what happens
as death draws close?
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Do the dying exact promises
from those they leave behind?
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Do they confess their sins?
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Do they make a joke?
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Don't get me wrong.
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I'm not taking issue with the scene
or the way you guys performed it.
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You did a great job.
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What I'm asking you to think about...
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is what actually happens
in those final moments.
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I'm not talking
about a shocking, violent death.
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I'm talking about...
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...when you know it's coming.
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When you've fully surrendered
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to the... ultimate magic trick.
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When we really and truly
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disappear.
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I've sat at the bedside,
and I've held the hands of friends and...
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and loved ones
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as they breathed their last breath.
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And I can tell you this.
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The dramatic soliloquy at the end of life
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is pure and utter nonsense.
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If anything is being said, it's internal.
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You can almost hear it.
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They're having an internal conversation
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filled with disbelief and... and... and wonder
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that their life has come to an end.
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They hardly notice you
sitting there at all.
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For the dying,
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the living are irrelevant.
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So,
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if you should ever have
the opportunity to play such a scene,
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approach it with reverence.
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Consider it holy.
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Make sure it receives your utmost care
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and respect.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, that's enough from me.
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Um, before we call it a night,
I have an announcement to make.
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Sort of a good news,
bad news kind of thing.
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Um...
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The good news is
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yours truly has been cast in a movie.
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Wow!
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Thank you. I'm very excited too.
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Last time I was
in front of a camera was at the DMV.
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The bad news is I will not be here
for a few months.
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Obviously, if you prepaid
for your classes,
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you'll be fully reimbursed,
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or if you want to continue working,
Mindy will be taking over my classes.
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I want my money back.
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It's your call.
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- I'd like to keep working with Mindy.
- Yeah. Me too.
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- Mindy's cool.
- I'll stick around.
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Yeah. Why not?
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I changed my mind. I'll stay.
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Sandy,
I'm so happy for you about the movie.
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- Thank you, Margaret.
- You're gonna be awesome.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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All of you.
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I'm annoying? I'm annoying?
I'm trying to eat a meal by myself.
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If you wanna give him the sandwich,
give him the sandwich. If you don't...
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- Well, look at his eyes!
- I ask one simple question...
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It's hard to believe these guys were
all unknown actors when Barry cast 'em.
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If you can see 'em. Can you see 'em?
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Everybody can see 'em, Martin.
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Is that Kevin Bacon? He's so tiny.
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Hey, ask Levinson if... if he's a nice guy,
'cause I heard otherwise.
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I'll be sure to bring it up with him.
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Could we just take a break for a moment?
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You okay? You need anything?
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Yeah, no, I'm fine. I just...
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Well, I wanna talk.
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First of all, I want to apologize
for not being honest
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about what was going on with me.
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I thought that I could...
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Well, I... I don't know
what I was thinking.
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It was stupid.
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Mom, you're entitled to your privacy.
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No. I can't, in good conscience,
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call this one stupid,
unless I call it on myself.
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Thank you.
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Second, I'd like to see
this wedding happen sooner
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rather than later.
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I'll try to help with the planning
all I can, but as you can see,
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there's not... there's not much I can do.
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Oh, no, no, no.
We... we'll make all the arrangements.
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- You don't have to do anything.
- Oh.
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Well, one request.
I do want to walk Mindy down the aisle.
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Uh, that's my job.
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Really?
You're gonna make an issue of this?
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- No.
- We could do it together.
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I... I... I'm good with that.
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Oh, and, Martin, of course, I assume
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you'll want to walk down the aisle
with your mother.
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- Sure. Yeah. Or I could fly solo.
- I don't know. Either way.
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She's... You know, she's... The thing is
she's not really much of a walker.
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She teaches cha-cha.
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Martin, you really should do it
with your mom.
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Whatever. Sure. Okay.
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And I was thinking,
if we want to keep it simple,
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we could have the ceremony and the party
at your studio.
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Well, I... I love that.
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I thought you might.
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Oh, and of course you pick
your favorite restaurant
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to do all the catering.
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- Okay.
- Although you can't go wrong with Spago.
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We'll keep it small and intimate
with just close friends and family.
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00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,744
- Sounds right.
- And a DJ instead of a band.
254
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,331
Okay, but... but playing records, right?
Not the scratchy thing?
255
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,292
- Yeah.
- You know? I don't like that.
256
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:41,046
Now, do either of you have a minister
or... or rabbi or... or priest
257
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,590
that you want to do the wedding?
258
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,173
No.
259
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,094
Fine. Then I'll do it.
260
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,513
And if you don't mind,
I'd like to contribute
261
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,016
to the centerpieces
and floral arrangements,
262
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,893
boutonnieres, et cetera.
263
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,810
Sure.
264
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:59,231
And you can pay for the rehearsal dinner
and the bachelor party.
265
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,652
You got some guys you'd like to invite
to a bachelor party?
266
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,195
Most of my friends are dead.
267
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,532
- Great. I can afford an open bar.
- Oh.
268
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,412
Okay. Well, sounds like a plan.
269
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,124
- It's getting late. We're gonna turn in.
- Yeah?
270
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,792
- Yeah.
- Okay.
271
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,170
Good night.
272
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,922
- Night.
- Good night.
273
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,175
First she's too sick to plan anything,
then she plans everything?
274
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,343
Just keep walking.
275
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,931
Martin? I am really looking forward
to meeting your mom.
276
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,477
Ah, yeah, I'm sure
you... you two will hit it off.
277
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,231
That is such fun.
278
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,943
I told you.
279
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,574
- You all comfy?
- Yes.
280
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,786
- Hmm. Want another blanket?
- No. I'm fine.
281
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:54,703
Okay.
282
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,623
You got water, meds, book, phone.
283
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,210
- Anything else that you need?
- No. That's it.
284
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,004
Okay. I'm off.
285
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,799
What, no tongue?
286
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,468
Ooh, you want tongue.
I'll give you tongue.
287
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,929
Oh, shit, no. I was just bluffing.
288
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,889
Uh, you gonna read,
or should I get the lights?
289
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,599
- Oh, get the lights.
- Okay.
290
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,730
- Good night.
- Good night.
291
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,202
♪ Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
292
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:38,497
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
293
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,750
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
294
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,754
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
295
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,549
♪ Five o'clock in the mornin' ♪
296
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,385
♪ I'm already up and gone ♪
297
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,264
♪ Lord, I'm so tired ♪
298
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,267
♪ How long can this go on? ♪
299
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,562
♪ Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
300
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,815
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
301
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,152
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
302
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:12,072
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
303
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,533
♪ 'Cause I make a little money ♪
304
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,828
♪ Haulin' coal by the ton ♪
305
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,123
♪ When Saturday rolls around ♪
306
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,793
♪ I'm too tired for havin' fun ♪
307
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,172
♪ Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
308
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,383
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
309
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,678
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
310
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,474
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
311
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,437
♪ Lord, I'm so tired ♪
312
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,275
♪ How long can this go on? ♪
313
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:54,198
♪ Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' on down, down ♪
314
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:57,451
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down ♪
315
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,621
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
Goin' on down, down... ♪
316
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,749
So? What do you think?
317
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,542
I think you're gonna get an Oscar.
318
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,629
Okay.
If you're gonna be ridiculous, never mind.
319
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,632
Why? No, you're doing great work.
320
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,676
And I should know. I'm a doctor.
321
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,804
Okay, fine. Thanks.
322
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,473
It's gonna be released
on one of those streaming deals anyway,
323
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,141
so it won't be eligible for an Oscar.
324
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,019
Sandy] There you go.
325
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,648
Ah, Mindy.
326
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,274
Yeah. Hi, Min.
327
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,777
No. We're... we're on our way.
328
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,405
Great. I'm looking forward to meeting her.
329
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,116
- Who?
- Martin's mother just arrived.
330
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,701
Should we stop and get a bottle of wine?
331
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,580
- What? That's terrible.
- What happened?
332
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,541
No. No, that's not right.
333
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,376
- What's not right?
- Hold on.
334
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:51,088
Martin's mother made a joke
about Mindy's weight.
335
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,924
- What kind of joke?
- Is there a good kind?
336
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,469
Honey, listen. She's a stupid old woman.
337
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,762
Just ignore her.
338
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,391
- Ah, damn. Asshole.
- What asshole?
339
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,934
No. You're right.
340
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,187
He has to defend you.
Otherwise, what good is he?
341
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,438
Is this Martin?
342
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,024
He said nothing.
He just giggled like a little boy.
343
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,443
All right. Listen... No.
344
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,156
Wait.
Don't you think that's a little extreme?
345
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,368
Yeah. All right. I'll ask.
346
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,039
She's really upset,
and she doesn't want to stay there.
347
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,916
Of course. She doesn't have to ask.
348
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,712
- He says of course.
- Wait, wait, wait. Well, what about you?
349
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,172
What you do mean, "What about me?"
350
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,174
I'm not staying
with Martin and his mother.
351
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,592
Right. Yeah. You're right.
352
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,136
She says thank you.
Honey, do me a favor.
353
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:42,764
Throw all my stuff in the suitcase
and, uh, bring it with you, okay?
354
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,266
Yeah. We'll meet you there.
355
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,352
And, sweetheart, don't worry.
356
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,438
This will all work out.
357
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,022
I love you too.
358
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,858
Bye.
359
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,613
- Well, shit.
- Yeah.
360
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,658
You know, I just have the two bedrooms.
361
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,911
- You got a couch?
- Yeah.
362
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,121
Then you'll be fine.
363
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543
I don't blame her. She's not the problem.
364
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,046
She's just an evil, old, brain-dead cunt.
365
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:14,963
It's him.
366
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,841
He doesn't have the balls
to stand up to her!
367
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,010
Some honey for my honey?
368
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,058
I'm just glad this happened now
before the wedding.
369
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,228
Otherwise, I'd be shackled
to that mama's boy for life.
370
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,024
Yes.
371
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,069
Martin should have said something,
372
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,571
but that doesn't mean he's not a good guy.
373
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,115
He's just trying
to be respectful of his mom.
374
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,200
Fuck him!
375
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,537
The whole time she was picking me apart,
he was looking down at his shoes.
376
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,250
Stupid, ugly homemade shoes.
377
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,293
You got anything stronger?
378
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,796
- Uh, bourbon?
- Bring it!
379
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,632
I don't care how old she is.
380
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,550
I don't take that shit from anybody.
381
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,677
Nor should you.
382
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,847
The last person who talked to me like that
is still looking for his left nut.
383
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,474
Oh my. Um...
384
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,061
You know, I think it would be a good idea
if we all got a good night's sleep
385
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,896
and revisit this in the morning.
386
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,731
There's nothing to revisit.
387
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,192
The wedding's off. Good night.
388
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,530
Sweet dreams.
389
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:23,739
Really?
390
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,209
I got a five a.m. call.
391
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,585
Look what I'm doing.
392
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,302
- What the hell? You'll wake her up.
- Ask me if I give a shit.
393
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,722
You need to go to my house,
get down on your knees
394
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,849
and beg Mindy to forgive you.
395
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,517
Okay. It's... it's a little late.
396
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,228
Can I beg first thing in the morning
when I'm fresh?
397
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,732
- What's going on?
- Oh, hi, Mom. Uh, this is Sandy.
398
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,066
That's Mindy's dad.
399
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,860
- This is, uh, my mom.
- Nice to meet you.
400
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,322
- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- I know exactly what time it is.
401
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,325
So, what, you just don't care
about other people?
402
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,261
You bang on doors and shoot your mouth off
while they're trying to sleep?
403
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,786
I'm here to keep your son
404
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,456
from losing the best thing
that's ever happened to him.
405
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,083
I'm the best thing
that ever happened to him.
406
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,461
And your daughter
wouldn't have run crying to Daddy
407
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,921
if you raised her
to withstand a little criticism.
408
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,299
You're questioning how I raised my kid?
409
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,675
Look at this mutt.
410
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,802
Is this what you call a success story?
411
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,721
Okay. That's uncalled for.
412
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,557
Let me tell you something, Sammy...
413
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,516
Sandy.
414
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,851
Sandy?
415
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,354
There's nothing Sandy about you.
416
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,150
My Martin has done very well for himself,
despite the fact
417
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,194
that he's had to overcome many handicaps.
418
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:43,653
Wait a minute. What handicaps?
419
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,448
And if, at this point in his life,
420
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,493
he has chosen your daughter
to settle down with...
421
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:50,869
Settle down?
422
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,954
He's an old man with a shitty ticker!
423
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,873
He's down, lady, okay? He's down.
424
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,166
Again, kinda hurtful.
425
00:22:56,249 --> 00:23:00,921
And if he's settling with your daughter,
she needs to buck up
426
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,383
and stop being so goddamn sensitive
about her
427
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,760
shape.
428
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,220
Her... her shape?
429
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,056
- I was trying to be polite.
- Hmm.
430
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,394
You poor bastard.
431
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,437
You never had a chance.
432
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,652
So, that... that... that's Sandy.
433
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,657
- Good night, Ma.
- Yeah.
434
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,534
♪ You always hurt ♪
435
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,870
♪ The one you love ♪
436
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,705
♪ The one ♪
437
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,628
♪ You shouldn't hurt at all ♪
438
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,297
♪ You always take ♪
439
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,717
♪ The sweetest rose ♪
440
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:55,267
♪ Crush it till the petals fall ♪
441
00:23:55,350 --> 00:24:02,149
♪ You always break the kindest heart ♪
442
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,109
♪ With a hasty word ♪
443
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:09,448
♪ You can't recall, so ♪
444
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,119
♪ If I broke y our heart... ♪
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