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It's not symmetrical.
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How about now? Still not great.
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I think we're going to run
into the similar problem that
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none of these trees
are perfectly symmetrical.
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Why are you arguing with me?
I'm not arguing with you,
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I just think you're expecting
a lot from a tree.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, my God.
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OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is beautiful.
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OK! It's my tree. Let's get it! Ah!
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Excuse me.
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Hi, sorry this, um,
doesn't seem to have a price tag.
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How much is this?
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๏ฟฝ60.
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You what? For a tree? Does it talk?
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No.
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Icy...
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SHE GASPS
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Great. So this will never be mine.
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Now I know how Tiny Tim feels.
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He feels like crap.
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OK, come on. You can't do that!
OK, shut up. Oh, this is illegal!
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No-one should be allowed
to own a tree anyway, man.
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Oh, my God. You might be right.
I know I'm right.
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Hiya, hello.
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15 just like the...
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Says on the thing.
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. Fuck.
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I'm straddling the tree,
Jesus Christ.
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Cos I'm straddling the...
It's like up me. OK, come on.
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So sweet you're doing this
all so early for me.
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Well, we had to.
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You don't have Christmas
in New Zealand.
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Yes, we do. Oh.
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Yeah, but it's summertime -
that's rank.
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No, we're having
a proper British Christmas
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for our poor little orphan girl.
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Oh, my God!
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You all right?
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I think I'm going to die
without you.
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You won't die.
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You will starve
if you don't rent out my room.
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Ah, well, let me starve!
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I'm going to keep it as a shrine,
like you're my missing child.
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That is the sweetest thing
that anyone's ever said to me.
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THEY LAUGH
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How is this worse now?!
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HE CHUCKLES
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HE SIGHS
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OK, all right, ready.
OK, one, two, three.
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Ah! Ooh!
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OK, read them out, read them out.
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"You can run from your mistakes,
but the escape is only temporary."
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ALL: Ooh!
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OK. So, I get them
from a customer at work, um,
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she uses craft to deal
with her anxiety.
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That's very creative, very eco.
Mm-hm. Oh! "Love is fleeting.
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"Loneliness is forever." Hmm. Sure.
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Ah, yeah, it's beautiful.
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It's actually quite interesting.
Life is pain with...
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Oh, God, I think...
I think this is blood.
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Yeah, that's blood.
Ian, what did you get?
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Just a, uh, just a receipt, I think.
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ALL: Ah...
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Like materialism, yes! Yeah.
That's a symbol. Mm-hm.
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OK, uh, who's ready for dessert?
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Oh, me! ALL: Yeah!
Thank you, Kate.
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OK. I might have a little bit more.
Got so much turkey!
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So have you, uh, packed yet?
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I've got all the essentials.
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I've got my passport, cash, Steve.
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I, uh, forgot to tell you -
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I'm actually taking Steve back
to New Zealand with me.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Take him, I don't care.
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I don't think she means it.
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I think she does. No!
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What? I forgot the custard.
What the fuck? Oh, no.
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That's fine, we don't need it.
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No, I can't have any anyway
cos I'm vegan.
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Not in this house, you're not.
Back in a minute.
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You can't go out just for custard.
Um, yes, I can!
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I'm not serving Christmas pudding
without custard.
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We're not animals.
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Ooh, Kate? Yes, Ian?
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Uh, could, could you get me
a Kinder Bueno?
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We're just about to have dessert,
babe.
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Yeah, it... Yes, sorry. I'm sorry.
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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DOOR CLOSES
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I kind of feel
like a Kinder Bueno now.
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Same! Yes.
The white ones are Christmassy.
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Said that. Thanks, guys.
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DOOR DINGS
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Sorry. Sorry.
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CHRISTMAS TUNES PLAY OVER SPEAKER
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Tom? Tom!
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Kate...
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Tom!
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Yep.
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Ah!
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I'm not eating those.
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Then you're missing out
on the best night of your life.
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I cannot believe that this is your
entire contribution to this party.
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You did say bring something fun.
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Yeah, I meant like a tiramisu
with like a fun pattern
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in the cocoa or something.
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Then you should've been specific.
OK. Next time, I'll know...
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..to ask you not to put weed
in perfectly good brownies.
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They're not even that strong.
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I went blind from one
for like 40 minutes once.
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But I'm a lightweight.
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I just don't do too well on drugs.
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Last time I had a brownie,
I freaked out
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and watched Jim Henson
funeral videos on YouTube.
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Jim Henson's dead?
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Look who I bumped into!
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Tom Kapoor, the movie star,
was at the shops.
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Hi.
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Oh, hey, dude. Hi, Tom.
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Didn't meant to interrupt - again.
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Oh, my God,
you are not interrupting.
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No, no, I invited you.
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You're my guest.
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Be our guest!
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HE CHUCKLES
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SHE FAKE LAUGHS
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Um, uh, actually we were going to
have a cigarette before dessert.
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So maybe you could sort that out,
Jessie, the dessert.
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Yes, yeah. Totally, yeah.
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I've actually given up so...
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Sorry what? Smoking.
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Oh, um, maybe you could start again.
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No, uh, I'm actually doing really...
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Yeah, I think you want
a cigarette - now.
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Oh, OK.
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Can I get my coat...
Cigarette! OK. Lovely.
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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Hey, man. Hey.
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Uh, Steve.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Kate didn't say you were doing
a whole thing.
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No, it's not a whole thing.
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It's just like a pre-Christmas
Christmas thing for me
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before I go home. Oh.
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When you going?
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Tomorrow morning. Cool.
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When you coming back?
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No, I'm...
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I'm GOING going. Right.
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Fuck. That's, uh...
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Did you really bump into Kate
at the shop,
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or are you just stalking me?
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Bit of both, maybe.
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I was going to call,
but I didn't know if you'd answer.
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But in hindsight, just turning up
is pretty weird.
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Maybe. But, you know, you're old.
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It's how they did things
in the olden days.
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The '80s - just show up places.
Yeah.
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I'm sorry about how things went
the last time we saw each other.
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No, no, it's fine. It's honestly
fine. I can't believe I put you in
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that position. I didn't want to...
It was so long ago, it doesn't...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too. I'm s...
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Yeah, I'm really sorry, cos...
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SHE SIGHS
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..I said some awful things.
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Awful.
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But in my defence,
I was really hungry.
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HE LAUGHS
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I was so hungry!
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It was...
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Those hotel soaps, they are tiny,
they're not a full dinner.
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Oh, God.
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To be honest,
they were only appetisers, so...
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SHE LAUGHS
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Do you want a tea?
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Yeah, thanks. Hmm.
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SHE SIGHS
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I'm going to check if they probably
want one, yeah? Yeah, cool.
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Oh, my God. Yes? How's it going?
How is it?
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What'd he say? Is it all right?
Good, good, good?
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It's fine, it's fine.
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Yeah, it's fine. Cool.
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It's all good. Yeah.
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It's actually really weird,
really weird.
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Of course it's weird!
You need to go back in there.
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Your energy is not helping
right now.
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Also this is your fault.
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Uh, it's my fault?
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MUFFLED CONVERSATION
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Mm!
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It's freezing out here.
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Does anyone actually have
a cigarette? No, I quit.
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You need to go back in there
and kiss him or something.
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Are you nine years old?
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He just...
I can't just go and kiss him!
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Who votes Jessie should try
and kiss Tom the movie star?
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Hmm.
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Uh, I abstain.
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Put your hands down right now.
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Otherwise, I swear to God,
I'll kill you. Kiss now...
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Put your fucking hands
down right now.
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Would you put your hand up?
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I d... Put your hands down!
Hands up. Well, OK.
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What are we doing, then?
Looking at a star? Yes.
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Put... Jess. There.
Well, just look up.
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Oh!
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Oh, I love a cigarette.
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So who wants what? Tea, coffee?
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Well, we're all going to head out,
actually.
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Oh. Yeah.
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We actually have another friend's
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Christmas drinks
we're supposed to be at.
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We really can't miss it.
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No, we couldn't.
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She'd kill us.
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She's not well.
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So we should really see her.
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Before she dies.
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God, that's awful.
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Um, well I totally understand
I sh...I should... No!
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Well, Jessie doesn't need to come
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because, well, they don't get along.
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Oh. No, we don't. So...
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Yeah, Jessie didn't donate
to her Go Fund Me.
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It was a political thing.
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It's one of those things, isn't it,
you know? Everyone's different.
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All right, well,
we'll tell you how she is.
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OK. So nice to see you, Tom.
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I was... Yeah, goodbye. Yeah.
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Shot man, awesome, yeah.
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So great to see you, man.
See you soon.
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Uh, sorry. Oh, OK. Whoo.
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See them out, I'm going to
see them out. Yeah, yeah.
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Good luck. Have an amazing time.
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Don't ruin it. You're not allowed
to take any fruit to New Zealand.
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Thanks, guys, thanks,
thanks, thanks.
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OK, yeah, it's fine.
I'll see you at the pub later.
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You'd better not.
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OK. See ya. Bye.
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And a very merry Christmas indeed.
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Tom?
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HE BREATHES ERRATICALLY
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Jessie...
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Hey.
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I...I don't feel well.
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Oh. Oh, whoa!
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What the hell...
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Are you...? Are you OK,
or are you going to throw up?
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Yeah, I feel sick.
OK come on, come on.
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HE GROANS
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Is the ceiling falling?
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I think the ceiling is falling.
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Oh, no. No, it's not.
Stop it... No, it's falling!
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Here we go, here we go.
It's fine. It's... Yeah.
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Get you down.
Come on, come on, come on.
256
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,360
Here we go. Stop it.
I know, it's fine.
257
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,520
It's fine, it's fine. Oh.
258
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,120
Why did you eat it?
259
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,440
I didn't know it had weed in it.
260
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,000
Who does that?
261
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,440
Total legends?
262
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,440
HE GROANS
263
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,840
Listen very carefully. OK.
You need to call the ambulance.
264
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:51,400
Why don't we just wait ten minutes
and see how you feel then, OK?
265
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,040
I'll be dead by then.
You're not going to be dead, OK?
266
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,680
You don't understand.
267
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,880
No-one has ever felt
like this before.
268
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,720
I promise you,
I promise you they have, OK?
269
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,640
It's going to be OK.
270
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,400
Why aren't you more upset
that I'm going to die?
271
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,960
Because you're not going to die.
272
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,760
You're going to live
a long and happy life
273
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,080
and you're going to grow old.
274
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,920
Your grandchildren
will be on hoverboards.
275
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,800
You'll be like, "Oh, my gosh,
that's so cool, my kids are on hoverboards!"
276
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,360
It's... They're going
to look great.
277
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,840
It's going to be fine.
278
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,720
I'm scared. Hey.
279
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,440
Do you trust me?
280
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,520
No.
281
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,040
No, yes.
282
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,320
I'm sorry,
I don't know why I said that.
283
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,960
What can I do? What can I do?
Anything.
284
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,520
Anything you want me to do, I'll do.
285
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,840
I'm yours, OK? Anything?
286
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,760
Mm-hm.
287
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,320
Seven, eight...
288
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,320
Is this your card? Uh-uh.
289
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,920
Three, four, five and six, seven...
290
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,640
That's not your card? No.
It wasn't your card.
291
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,520
So you can wear it like that. Yeah.
292
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,800
You could probably like put both
on the side like a little Grecian thing.
293
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,480
SHE GRUNTS
No. Leg, leg... No, I don't like it.
294
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,800
It's not working. No, it's not...
295
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,600
You could use this sort of like
a scarf. That's nice, actually.
296
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,320
Nine, ooh...
297
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,680
..ten! Jeez.
298
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,680
SHE PANTS
299
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,440
Your pulse is normal.
300
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,000
It's like you're going on
like a nice brisk walk, OK?
301
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,640
Where did you learn to do that?
302
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,160
The gym.
I got a free trial once, so...
303
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,640
Jessie...
304
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,680
Tom.
305
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,000
..I'm seeing colours.
306
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,720
Same.
307
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,240
They're coming out of your head.
308
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,640
That's normal, I think.
309
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,080
So...
310
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,080
HE GROANS
311
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,360
This isn't how tonight
was supposed to go.
312
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,800
Oh. So you had a plan?
313
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,920
Yes.
314
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,360
I have to go back
to Ireland for work.
315
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,160
I wanted you to come with me.
316
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,480
I was going to woo you.
317
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,400
Really? Yeah.
318
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,360
And then I had a brownie,
and now I'm ruined forever.
319
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,480
HE GROANS
320
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,000
I wanted to see you.
321
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,520
Not just tonight, lots of times,
322
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,360
but I don't know
if you wanted to see me.
323
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,120
I like seeing you.
324
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,280
I think about you all the time.
325
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,800
That's very nice.
326
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,480
You are still very high.
327
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,520
I am. Mm-hm. I really am. Hmm.
328
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,920
But I just...
329
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,640
HE SIGHS
330
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,640
..I think that...
331
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,960
I think I might be falling
in love with you.
332
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,880
I hate that. Why? Uh, it's ju...
333
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,600
It's like saying,
"I almost have an emotion."
334
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,760
I do have an emotion.
335
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,600
No, you are having a mild
weed-induced panic attack.
336
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:06,680
I feel things. Mm-hm. OK?
Strong things for you specifically.
337
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,600
Right.
338
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,840
Do you...feel any things for me?
339
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,600
Yes.
340
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,240
Annoyingly yes.
341
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,400
Knew it. Shut up.
342
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,720
Come to Ireland with me.
Come to New Zealand with me.
343
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,480
No, don't leave.
344
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,040
Stay here.
345
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,120
Come to Ireland.
346
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,640
I made a plan.
347
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,760
I can't.
348
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,960
Why?
349
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,160
We hardly know each other, you know.
350
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,160
What? Yeah, we do.
351
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,200
How old am I?
352
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,920
29. GASPS: 28!
353
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, OK, well, um,
I know your parents' names.
354
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,680
David and Liz.
355
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,280
Hmm. See?
356
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,280
It's creepy.
357
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,920
Hmm...
358
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,360
I don't think it should be this hard
to be with someone.
359
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,520
What do you mean?
360
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:16,320
Well, I don't know if you know this,
but you are incredibly famous.
361
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:19,280
Thank you. That wasn't a compliment.
362
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,120
Go on a date with me.
363
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,040
I'm on a plane tomorrow.
364
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,800
Oh, I know.
365
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,720
So what do we do?
366
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,680
Dunno.
367
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,560
Be friends?
368
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,960
Can I kiss you
before we become friends?
369
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,000
Absolutely not.
370
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,600
Why? Because you're still high
and I'm a gentleman.
371
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,960
You know, you probably won't even
remember this in the morning.
372
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,000
I will.
373
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,080
ALARM BEEPS
374
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,760
SHE GROANS
375
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,320
SHE YAWNS
376
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,080
FLOORBOARDS CREAK
377
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,800
Morning.
378
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,080
Morning.
379
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,640
Thanks.
380
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,640
Cheers, pal.
381
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,760
You're welcome, friend.
382
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,320
I'm sorry for trying
to put drugs in your bag.
383
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,720
SHE LAUGHS
384
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,200
I was hoping they'd detain you
or something.
385
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,960
It's really sweet, so sweet.
386
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,640
SIGHS: Well, see you soon.
387
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,920
Right,
you're welcome here any time, Tom.
388
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,560
Thanks, Kate.
389
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,160
I've actually got a room going spare
if you're keen, so...
390
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,480
I'll bear that in mind.
391
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,760
DOOR CLOSES
392
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,440
How are you getting there?
Bus for a bit and then, um, train.
393
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,920
I'll help you at least
to the bus stop.
394
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,440
You don't have to do that.
No, no, course I will.
395
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,680
Thanks.
396
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,040
I... I can come a bit of the way.
397
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,160
Yeah.
398
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,360
OK.
399
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,960
BELL DINGS
400
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,480
Is this you?
401
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,920
Mm-hm, yeah.
402
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,200
TANNOY: This stop is
Charing Cross station.
403
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,480
Change here for services
to Heathrow terminals one,
404
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,040
two and three.
405
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:35,640
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