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[pages riffling]
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♪
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LOU: This is me!
MELISSA: Oh, this is mine!
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Mine. I want that.
MELISSA: Mine. Mine. Mine
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No, that's mine.
MELISSA: Mine
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LOU: Oh, I call Roomba.
MELISSA: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Mine. Mine.
I call Dad's flat screen!
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I call
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You're both good kids,
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and that's why I'd be happy
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to go with either of you.
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LOU: Ooh! Sixfoot extension cord!
Hey, that goes with my TV!
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Oh, you rotten kids!
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I saw it first!
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Dad wanted me to have it.
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It was one of the last things
he ever said to me.
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"Melissa, I think of you
as an extension of me.
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"I want you to have
the sixfoot extension cord
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that clearly goes with the TV."
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I can hear him saying that.
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I'm just moving out. I'm not dead!
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To Mom, you are.
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Oh my god, I'm the product
of a broken home.
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First this, then I act up
in school, drop out.
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All of a sudden, I'm giving happy endings
behind an Arby's
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just so I can pay for a taste
of that sweet street sleet.
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Jesus, Lou. "Happy endings"?
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Does that mean you're giving
full massages behind the Arby's?
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Yeah. It's bad.
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Kids, listen, the thing you need to know
about me and your Mom is
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[whispers]
she's lost!
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She's lost her mind, she's lost her way.
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You have to stop her!
JODIE: MODOK,
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what are you telling the kids?
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I'm comforting them!
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[whispers] And if you tell her
I said any of this,
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this'll be one of the many divorces
where it is the kids' fault.
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MODOK, it's the movers.
They can be here tomorrow.
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Will you be home before six?
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Hmm, tomorrow.
Let me pull up the ol' calendar.
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Ooh, I'm swamped.
What's next week look like?
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Uhp! Swamped. Swamp, swamp, swamp.
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Okay, let's look at Septem
Nope, Swamptember.
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And then actually in Swamptober,
I've got that big trip with the boys
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to the swamp of course.
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Uh, just tell the movers
we'll schedule something in the new year.
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MODOK, you're stalling.
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I'm not stalling!
Oh my god, what's that?
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Nice, just bought myself
three more seconds in the house.
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This is starting
to really make me sad.
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Oh, sweetie, it's okay.
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We'll still do things as a family.
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The signing of divorce papers,
the ugly custody battle.
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You're gonna be involved
with all of it.
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No. Dad's CD collection.
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Who the hell still has CDs?
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What's a Hoobastank?
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The Beatles of the late '90s.
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Who are the Beatles?
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Hoobastank of the early '60s.
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Ohhohoho. Okay. Alright.
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Aw, Third Eye Blind.
I can't believe you still have this.
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We were all set to see them
at Kirby University,
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but we missed it for some reason.
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Would have been fun.
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You know what? Keep the CD.
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Unfortunately, I can't part with it,
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so I'm going to have
to stick around as well.
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We need to stay together for the CD.
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I need you to pick
a date for the movers.
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Alright, kids, I'm so sorry
I called you rotten.
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Here's the deal: I'm scared.
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There are a lot of changes going on,
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and I do not want to end up
at your Dad's studio apartment.
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Why is the toaster talking to us?
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You little brats! You want a toaster?
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Next time you two are taking a bath,
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I'm gonna jump in
and fry you all to hell.
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Uh, we're not little kids anymore.
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We don't take baths together.
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That makes me so sad!
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Where is the time going?
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This family is falling apart!
I'm so scared!
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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♪
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GARY:
Umm, mocha frappe for the gentleman.
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Silence! I'm busy hacking
SHIELD's servers.
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I have no time to leisurely consume
iced beverages.
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I didn't say I didn't want it.
Hold it to my mouth while I work.
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[slurping]
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Well? Don't you want to know
why I'm hacking into SHIELD?
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Yes, of course. Sorry.
I haven't been sleeping well.
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My phantom limb pain has been
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I'm hacking into SHIELD to take back
the time machine I invented
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and they stole.
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Don't you want to know
why I need the time machine?
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I'm sorry. It's hard to concentrate.
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I've been on a lot of antidepressants
since I lost my favorite arm
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Oh my god, Gary.
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Keep your personal life
out of the office.
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I'm gonna use the time machine
to fix my marriage,
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by taking my wife
to a Third Eye Blind concert
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from 17 years ago.
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Then she'll remember how things
used to be between us.
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A time before I felt comfortable enough
to fart in our marital bed.
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And at her father's deathbed.
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And at his wake.
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And during the entirety
of her tearful eulogy.
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[chiming]
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No! What's happening?
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MmmmModawg!
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Great to see you enjoying
our new Peaceful Pause policy.
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All computers shut down
the last minute of every hour.
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A gift to all our employees.
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You dare attack MODOK's productivity?
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Take a break. Stretch your legs.
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Take some time to nurture
your physical self.
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I'm in peak physical condition!
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Peak condition?
More like peak of Shit Mountain.
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[cackles]
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Shit Mountain's not real!
She made it up! You gotta believe me!
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Ah, the Compact Disc.
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Sometimes, because I'm your superior,
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I forget how much older you are than me.
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[beeping]
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Austin, answer the following questions:
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What was the address
of your childhood home?
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Was your bedroom on the first floor?
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Did the window have
an easily pickable lock?
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Were you deathly allergic
to anything as a kid?
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Look at you, taking an interest.
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401 East 97th Street.
Yes. Yes. And strawberries.
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I'm deathly allergic to strawberries.
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[computer chimes]
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You see? Bros for life
in one Peaceful Pause.
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How 'bout I pop by with
some Topo Chicos in 59 minutes
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and we do a deep dive
on Modaddydohdawg?
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Aha! I've located the SHIELD facility
containing my time machine.
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To obtain it, I'll have
to use my incredible mastery
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of espionage.
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Ayyy, I'm water delivery man
Dave Deepdishski.
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From Chicago.
Chitown, my town, is where I hail from.
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When I'm not chowin' down
on authentic hot beef sandwiches,
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I'm takin' architectural boat tours
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and visiting da Sears Tower.
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GARY: And I'm Kyle I'yam.
From Columbus, Ohio, I hail.
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First of all, it's the Willis Tower now.
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And secondly, we don't have
water coolers.
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Also, how did you get up here?
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Plan B: Human Projectile.
GARY: What's human proj
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[MODOK grunts]
[guard yells]
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[sighs]
Cerebro, Ultimate Nullifier,
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Dr. Strange's prescription pad. Oh, rip!
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Here it is! My time machine!
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Hand me that glowing purple crystal.
GARY: What is it?
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The Celestial ChronoCrystal,
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the cosmic artifact that powers
my time machine.
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By the way, I hope kids
were not in the picture
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because the crystal you're holding
is highly radioactive.
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Definitely sterile now.
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Your balls are completely useless.
Purely for show.
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GARY: Ha. What?
Ugh, enough about you
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and the imaginary family
you'll never have.
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Time to go save mine!
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Well, I guess that's... it.
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Actually, I was thinking
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Please, just don't make this
difficult, MODOK.
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Wait, hear me out. I thought
we could take a trip together.
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Somewhere you always wanted to go.
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The flagship Bubba Gump Shrimp
in Fort Lauderdale!
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No.
Bubba Gump Daytona Beach!
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No!
Bubba Gump Charleston?
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No! Why are all the places
you want to go Bubba Gumps?
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I go nuts for their rice.
It's the best rice.
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I want to take you somewhere
no one else can.
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That Third Eye Blind concert
we missed 17 years ago,
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with this time machine I invented.
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Yeah, no.
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Leaping through space
and time is super complicated,
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and I have a book signing
at Barnes & Noble
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and I want to get there
before they go out of business.
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It won't take any time at all.
Literally. It's a time machine.
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If you'd said yes, we'd be back already.
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This feels like another stall.
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Think of it as just a civil goodbye
before we part ways.
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One last memory before our fresh start.
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Huh.
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That is surprisingly mature of you.
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I mean, yeah, I guess
we could try a night out.
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As friends.
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Great! Let me just punch in
the coordinates,
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which I totally know how to do, and
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[car alarm blaring]
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The lease was almost up anyway.
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And
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Boom! Science!
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After you, my lady.
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Why, thank you.
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Hey, give me a quick thumbs up
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if the hole through space/time
doesn't tear you apart atom by at
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Oh!
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What up, 17 years
in the past party people!
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Where's the concert?
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Maybe we're early?
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Yeah.
Four years early.
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Oh no,
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we overshot Third Eye Blind
and we're in the year of Chumbawamba.
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Stupid thing,
probably didn't account
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for leap years
and daylight savings time
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and the gold bangles
you shouldn't have worn into the portal
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because everyone knows
you can't wear metal into a portal.
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Are you seriously blaming me?
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Your hoverchair is
nine different kinds of metal!
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Oh, look who's suddenly
a metallurgist!
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I didn't know you were keeping track
of all the alloys in my chair.
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BOY: Ahh!
[electricity zapping]
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Ahh!
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Ahh! I won't touch your stuff!
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You dare eat MODOK's ramen?
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You obviously have a death wish.
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I mean, seriously, you never wear
flipflops in the showers,
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it's like you want meningitis, Tyler.
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[screaming]
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You are but one of the many
I will crush along my path
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to selfassured greatness,
for the future is MODOK!
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FUTURE MODOK: Of course I know
how to work the time machine!
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I invented the time machine!
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Ugh, this is
That's me!
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That's my future self!
I knew I'd crack the laws of time.
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You never believed me, Tyler!
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And you never once complimented
my hilarious poster.
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I can't even look at it right now.
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[laughing]
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Oh, I've gotta go meet myself
and hear how I conquered the world!
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[screaming]
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We're stuck here, aren't we?
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I need quiet, Jodie.
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My masterful computer brain
is processing incredibly complicated
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Oh! I put a paperclip in the little hole
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in my time travel watchything,
and something's happening!
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Are you sure we should keep
screwing with time travel?
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I know how time travel works.
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Now quick, through the doorydoor thing
before the wavy stuff closes!
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Wait, Future Me!
I have so many questions!
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Oh crap! My favorite Teva!
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00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,369
♪ rock music playing ♪
247
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,041
Holy shit, it worked!
248
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,919
I mean
[clears throat]
249
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,325
[deeper voice]
Holy shit, it worked.
250
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,501
JODIE: Wow.
251
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,962
They sound so good live!
252
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,842
Oh, I just hope they play
my favorite song.
253
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:49,969
You know the one that's like,
254
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,835
[mumbling]
yeah, girl.
255
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,264
You know, I can't remember
256
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,012
why we missed the concert
in the first place
257
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,564
but, oh, I'm so glad
we finally made it.
258
00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,352
[laughing]
259
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,102
♪ Third Eye Blind's
Never Let You Go playing ♪
260
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,904
♪ For letting you go ♪
261
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,395
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪
262
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,414
♪ And it's starting to show ♪
263
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,865
Come on, dance!
264
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,325
Me? Dance? I
265
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,655
Oh, get out of that big head of yours
266
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,250
and enjoy this with me!
267
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,669
What are you
[both laughing]
268
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,169
Aw, look at you all
269
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:32,086
♪ I'll never let you turn around ♪
270
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,180
♪ Your back on each other ♪
271
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,006
♪ That's a good idea ♪
272
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,851
Hey, let's get closer to the stage.
273
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,022
♪ Turn around ♪
274
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,845
Excuse me. 'Scuse me. Can I just
275
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,100
MODOK:
Allow me.
276
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,061
[people scream]
277
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,691
What a gentleman.
278
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,187
I wanna do something reckless!
279
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,479
Okay, una, dos, tres!
280
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,401
You! Catch my girl or die!
281
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,032
And you! Bend your goddamn knees
and protect the back!
282
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,820
And you! Your face is round!
283
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,243
You're supposed to wear square glasses!
284
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,082
JODIE: Woo!
285
00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,536
[laughing]
[crowd cheering]
286
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,996
I... I
287
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,995
MAN: [in British accent]
Don't forget about Child Slaughter.
288
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,881
That's right, Child Slaughter, the band.
289
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,995
With their new album,
Death by Strawberry.
290
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,422
Act now because next stop is Austin.
291
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,591
[Jodie laughing]
Woo! Oh, watch your hands, buddy.
292
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,930
[laughter continues]
293
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,257
Ugh, I don't want to leave now.
294
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,893
Featuring the new single
295
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,639
You'll Be Back in A Minute,
She Won't Even Know.
296
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,147
Well, can't fight the universe.
297
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,607
Woohoo!
298
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,242
He's up to something.
Follow him, girl!
299
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,446
Is that a song
by Child Slaughter?
300
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,366
No! It's an opinion! By me!
301
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,540
[snoring]
302
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,581
Enjoy your dreams, young Austin,
303
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,792
for they shall be your last
304
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,592
Whoa,
a red Ferrari racecar bed?
305
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:55,007
Even in your final moments, you continue
to lord your power over me.
306
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,005
[exhales]
307
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,219
Wait, can I really do this?
308
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,060
Okay, pro: I stop him
309
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,765
and he never grows up
to take over AIM.
310
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,055
Con: I'm doin' a boy murder.
311
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,729
Oh, but maybe he's an evil child?
312
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,398
♪
313
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,322
[sighs]
314
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,028
Synergistic paradigm,
vertical integration
315
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,739
Open wide,
316
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,989
strawberry fairy's here.
317
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,081
What are you doing?
318
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,576
Uh... this is... my friend
who said when he was younger
319
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,750
he wished he had woken up
with... jelly in his mouth?
320
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,341
Oh boy.
Austin?
321
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,246
And let me guess,
322
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,924
he's allergic to jelly?
323
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,263
Strawberries.
This was a work trip?
324
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,758
I was a plus one?
325
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,510
I don't know why I thought
I could expect you to
326
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,602
Please stop trying to kill him
while I'm talking to you.
327
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,517
But he took my company from me!
328
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,232
You disgust me.
329
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,439
Jodie, look!
It's me from college!
330
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,649
Silence, you worm!
331
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,779
And what a rude little boy I am!
332
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,316
I followed you from my time.
What a disappointment.
333
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,200
All my genius reduced
to a pathetic, sniveling husband
334
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,289
that uses time travel to attend concerts
with some bighipped woman
335
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,695
instead of taking over the world.
336
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,753
Your youthful ignorance is laughable.
337
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:12,247
In time, you will learn that
MODOK likes them big ol' juicy butts!
338
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,131
Now give me back
my time machine!
339
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,667
[growling]
[metallic screeching]
340
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,011
[clanging]
341
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,143
We were supposed to be emperor
of a perfect world,
342
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,442
not some sad dad
who answers to others.
343
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,436
I refuse to accept you as my future!
344
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,728
And I'd spank you
if you weren't myself!
345
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,152
[lasers powering up]
346
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,873
[shatters]
347
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,776
Ah!
348
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,618
[screaming]
349
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,501
Oh my god!
I know.
350
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,418
Austin slept
through the entire fight.
351
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,037
He's always so wellrested.
352
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,053
You just killed your younger self!
353
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,755
Are you gonna be... erased?
354
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,335
No! Nooo!
My foot's starting to disappear!
355
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,141
It's indescribably painful
356
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,385
Oh, I just stepped on a Lego.
357
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,886
We must go find me in this timeline.
See if I'm still here.
358
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,099
YOUNG JODIE:
It's official, we're pregnant!
359
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:09,979
Are you excited?
360
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,635
How can I be excited about a birth
361
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,193
when I have to plan a funeral,
362
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,977
for all of my dreams!
363
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,520
JODIE: Oh, okay. Thank god.
You still exist.
364
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,244
The portal must've just returned
my collegeaged self
365
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,525
to the year he came from,
366
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,658
setting everything back
to the way it should be.
367
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,065
Look! I totally forgot.
368
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,413
We missed the concert
because we'd just found out
369
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,829
I was pregnant with Melissa.
370
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,497
Not exactly your finest hour.
371
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,415
[sobbing]
No. No! No!
372
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:34,882
I want to go home.
373
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,785
Build another time machine
and get us out of here.
374
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,253
II can't. It's broken.
375
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,883
So fix it. You invented it.
376
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,590
Yeah, about that. I could tell
you misheard me before.
377
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,591
I never said I invented
the time machine.
378
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,553
Monica invented
the time machine.
379
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,393
I said I indented
the time machine.
380
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,099
I sat on it in the lab
while Monica was, you know, inventing it.
381
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,440
So we have to find Monica
if we want to get home?
382
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,556
Unless you want something indented.
And then we could do it right here.
383
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,066
[school bell rings]
TWEEN MONICA: Hi! Are you the judges?
384
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,148
This is my project.
An instantly regenerating fruit tree.
385
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,740
I'm gonna heal
the world's hunger problem
386
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,792
with my big brain
and even bigger heart.
387
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,207
This is the girl
who makes you cry at work?
388
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,416
She says mean lies about my body
that I wish weren't true.
389
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,287
Hi, yeah, uh,
we're from the future.
390
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,004
You built a time machine
that he broke,
391
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,424
and we need you to build another one
or we're stuck here.
392
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,183
I'm so sorry, Future Lady.
393
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,545
I don't know how to make
a time machine yet.
394
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,973
I'm still stuck
on more rudimentary problems
395
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,642
like spontaneous
organic matter genesis.
396
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,191
Oh my god.
We're trapped in the past.
397
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,185
Well, gee,
if you're stuck in the past,
398
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,937
you can't interact
with anyone or anything.
399
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,990
You could end up erasing everything
you care about in the future.
400
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,195
Bubba Gump Shrimp
I mean, uh, the children!
401
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,656
Relax, I won't mess with stuff.
402
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,826
By the way,
there's something wrong with your tree.
403
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,615
[gasps]
What did you do?
404
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,828
I don't even like the taste,
405
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,498
I was just curious to see
if my body was capable of defeating it.
406
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,827
It was!
407
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,881
Whatever this is, I hate it.
408
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:03,007
First place goes to Billy McGirk
for his electric potato clock!
409
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,835
At least review my research.
410
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,380
Billy's clock doesn't even work.
411
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,973
But can you imagine if it did?
412
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,049
Astonishing!
413
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,563
As for you, silly girl,
leave the science to the boys.
414
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,557
Damn, I'm a great guidance counselor.
415
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,602
Whatever this is, I hate it.
416
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,404
Leave the science to the boys.
417
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,567
[glass shatters]
418
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:22,975
This is a nightmare.
419
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,783
But what if this was
a good nightmare?
420
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,856
Like when you're being chased
by a wolfman, but he's got big boobs.
421
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,953
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we've all had that dream. So?
422
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,238
Well, I saw you at the concert,
and you seemed so carefree and unburdened.
423
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,293
Your scowl lines barely visible.
We could keep that feeling going.
424
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,788
What are you talking about?
425
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,749
We can catch up
on all the other concerts
426
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,710
and pop culture we missed
over the years.
427
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,420
Imagine, getting to see
Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
428
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,801
on the big screen
the way it was meant to be.
429
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,428
You don't get it, do you?
430
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,465
We're never going to get to see
our kids grow up, get married
431
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,350
[sighs]
432
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,346
You know what, I would rather spend
the rest of my life
433
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,179
trapped in the past alone
434
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,274
than spend another second with you.
435
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,269
Good! Because you talked
all the way through Chipwrecked,
436
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,033
and I missed pivotal plot points!
437
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,565
Perhaps now I'll finally understand
why Dave got so pissed at Alvin
438
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,659
for eating all the peanut butter
in the first act!
439
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:12,155
Yes, when it comes out
in just 11 short years,
440
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,827
MODOK will have answers!
441
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,660
MODOK:
See, Jodie?
442
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,293
If we weren't stranded in the past,
443
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,459
we would never know how much
this cider house rules!
444
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,379
Sir, we know you've been living
in this IKEA.
445
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,838
You need to leave.
446
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,718
We also know there are 500 meatballs
missing from the cafeteria.
447
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,375
MODOK: I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with me?
448
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,934
That's clearly 500 meatballs
in the shape of a woman.
449
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,638
And what a woman!
450
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,468
Look at her,
shedding those pounds.
451
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,893
Trimspa, baby!
452
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,391
Sir, the police will be here
any moment.
453
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,193
I get it, I'm going.
454
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,266
Can I have a moment
to say goodbye to my wife?
455
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,978
[eating noisily]
456
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,901
Ahh, the old house.
457
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,113
We were so young,
and we didn't have much money.
458
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,739
But it was a hell of a lot more money
than I have now!
459
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,743
JODIE: MODOK?
[crowbar clatters]
460
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,204
Are you robbing us?
461
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,544
Jodie? Holy shit,
you work for NASA now?
462
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,541
No, I fished this
out of a dumpster.
463
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,463
I live in the woods.
I eat squirrels.
464
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,841
Good. So you landed
on your feet.
465
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,339
I I've been thriving too.
466
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,180
Lots of friends.
None of them meat.
467
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,596
Or balls. Certainly not
a delicious combination of the two.
468
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,676
Listen, I've been thinking a lot
Shh!
469
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,271
No, you need to hear this.
470
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,726
It turns out doing nothing
but catching up
471
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:23,306
on years of pop culture...
is lonely
472
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,862
Will you just shut up and look!
473
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:28,225
[crying]
474
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,615
Oh. Ohh.
475
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,239
♪ acoustic version
of Never Let You Go playing ♪
476
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,544
♪
477
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,118
[thud]
478
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,122
♪ There's every good reason ♪
479
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,496
♪ For letting you go ♪
480
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,303
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪
481
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,258
[cat shrieks]
482
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,507
[giggling]
483
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,089
♪ And it's starting to show ♪
484
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,762
[inaudible]
485
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,722
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
486
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,642
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
487
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,393
[giggling]
488
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,154
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
489
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:07,975
[gobbling]
490
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,901
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
491
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,029
♪
492
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,910
♪ You say that I changed ♪
493
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,159
♪ Maybe I did ♪
494
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,792
♪ But even if I changed ♪
495
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,001
♪ What's wrong with it? ♪
496
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,213
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
497
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,223
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
498
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,224
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
499
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,096
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
500
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,148
[car alarm blaring]
501
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,228
The lease was almost up anyway.
502
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,364
And
503
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,901
Boom! Science!
504
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,324
After you, my lady.
505
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,952
Why
[yelling]
506
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,333
What's happening?
507
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,037
[shatters]
508
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,672
Wait, we need to tell them
that we belong to
509
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,672
Well, that was super weird.
510
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,054
What do you think
she was saying?
511
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,850
"We belong to"
Who cares?
512
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,765
Two old squirrelpeople versions of us
just jumped out of the bushes.
513
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,385
Seems like your time travel plans
went haywire,
514
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,523
just like I knew they would.
515
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,769
Okay, no time travel,
but I have a cosmic cube
516
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,771
No!
517
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,572
No more time travel,
no more portals,
518
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:34,937
no more stalling.
519
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,449
You just, you just need to go.
520
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:38,816
Let me fix this.
521
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,032
Let me make us
like we used to be.
522
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,453
You can't.
523
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:44,951
We're not
those people anymore, MODOK.
524
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,373
We've changed.
525
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,460
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
526
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,922
♪ I'll never let you turn around ♪
527
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,881
♪ Turn around ♪
[engine starts]
528
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:02,098
♪ Turn around ♪
529
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,894
[gobbling]
530
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:07,019
Not tonight, Turkey Man.
Not tonight.
531
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,362
SUPER ADAPTOID:
Uh, this place is... nice?
532
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,565
The duct tape holding the toilet together
happens to match the color
533
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,066
of all the silverfish living in it.
534
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:18,238
I find that very charming.
535
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:20,777
Let's call this what it is. Bad.
536
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:21,701
Oh, it's rock bottom.
537
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,408
Let's, uh, back it up to bad.
538
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,949
But it's just
a temporary reversal.
539
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:29,464
Because this is still our future.
540
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,126
Aww, you got a cute little locket
of your family?
541
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,125
It's not a locket,
it's a destiny pendant
542
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,758
that I got at Claire's.
543
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,295
And it stores this.
544
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,338
Behold!
MODOK's Republic of MODOK.
545
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,973
Working title.
Because it's working so well.
546
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,061
Ehhh.
547
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,175
It will be the capital city
of my utopia
548
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,142
after I conquer the world.
549
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:53,112
Tomorrow, the sun will rise
behind these broken vertical blinds
550
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,815
and a new day will dawn.
551
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,725
I shall reclaim AIM,
I shall reclaim my family,
552
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,154
I shall reclaim my destiny!
553
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,493
MAN: How 'bout you reclaim
my foot up your asshole!
554
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,369
How dare you overhear me!
555
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,076
Identify yourself, coward!
556
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,536
MAN: I'm Tony in 4G!
557
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,076
I'm gonna come over there
and curb stomp you, you shithead!
558
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:10,870
Where are you?
559
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,333
I'm the... old Polish woman
560
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,093
in... 3B... tough guy!
561
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,796
[softly] Yes! Tomorrow marks
the birth of MODOK 2.0!
562
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:23,973
[sighs]
563
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,556
♪ I want something else ♪
564
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,980
♪ To get me through this ♪
565
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:36,189
♪ Semicharmed kind of life ♪
566
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,280
♪ Baby, baby ♪
567
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:41,485
♪ I want something else ♪
568
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,946
♪ I'm not listening when you say ♪
569
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,658
[falsetto]
♪ Goodbye ♪
570
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,789
Doo doo doo! Right?
Doo doo doo doo!
571
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,206
Doo doo doo!
[grunting]
572
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,502
Finally! I made it!
573
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,758
MODOK, we were supposed
to rule the world,
574
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,509
but you ruined our future.
575
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:08,929
I'm here to fix it.
576
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,851
And that starts with your family.
577
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:14,229
But first, I must learn if Dippin' Dots
has taken its rightful place
578
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,478
as the ice cream
of the future.
579
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:20,981
♪ acoustic version of
Never Let You Go playing ♪
580
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,994
♪
581
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,617
♪ There's every good reason ♪
582
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,947
♪ For letting you go ♪
583
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,788
♪ She's sneaky and smoked out ♪
584
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,628
♪ And it's starting to show ♪
585
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,505
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
586
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,506
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
587
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,641
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
588
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,523
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
589
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:56,517
♪
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