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Yo, boss! Johnny's gotta make water!
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No chance, man. Shut up!
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Oh, he's peeing!
Johnny's peeing all over the seat!
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[prisoner] What are you
fucking around for, man?
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[guard] Damn it, Johnny!
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[prisoners chattering]
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-[guard] Really? What's your problem, man?
-[grunting]
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-[straining]
-[prisoner] Get him down!
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
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[engine revving]
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[grunting]
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[shouting]
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[screaming]
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[metal creaking]
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-[chattering]
-[laughing]
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[piano playing off-key]
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[Michael] You know,
I always wondered why a piano.
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You're supposed to be the edgy one.
Wouldn't a guitar be more, uh…
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Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Lucifer! Lucifer. Lucifer.
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I am not here to fight.
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Oh, well, I am most certainly am!
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[panting] Well, then what would happen
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to all these poor,
fragile humans, dear brother?
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[gasps]
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It's all right, everyone!
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Just a little brotherly squabble.
[chuckles]
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-It's fine. It's fine. Music up.
-[dance music playing]
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[Michael] And besides,
I mean, really, what's the point?
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I've already won.
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I've assembled the Flaming Sword,
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and thanks to it, and…
[chuckles] …my charms, of course,
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I have got
the majority of angels on my side.
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And yet, here you are. Why?
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To avoid bloodshed, brother.
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To keep our siblings safe. To make peace.
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I am here with an offer.
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[scoffs]
There is nothing that you could offer me.
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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What about a throne?
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[laughs]
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Are you offering me my old job?
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I take Heaven. You take Hell.
It's kind of poetic if you think about it.
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And, uh, I will let you rule down there
however you see fit.
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Oh, gee, thanks, bro.
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But been there, done that, tried the veal.
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Ah-ah-ah!
But I haven't told you the best part.
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Chloe will be down there with you.
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I mean, talk about happily ever after.
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What are you talking about?
That's impossible.
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Even if you become God, you wouldn't have
the power to force her soul down there.
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Only someone's guilt
can take them to Hell.
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Exactly.
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Think about it.
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The father of her child is dead
because of a case he was working for her.
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Did you do all of this?
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Did you have them take Daniel?
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No, no, no.
That part was just a very happy accident.
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But when they
told me they had him… [laughs]
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oh, brother,
I realized I had a golden opportunity.
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So you--
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you told them to kill Dan?
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You're welcome.
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-[Lucifer inhales]
-[grunts]
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[chuckles] Easy with the temper, brother.
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Dan is in Hell because of you!
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Well, technically,
it's because of his own guilt,
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which he really
should've gotten over by now.
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[shouts]
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Forget about the past, brother.
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Focus on the future.
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Your future.
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With Chloe.
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[chuckles]
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[Michael] You need time
to think about it. I get it.
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But just so you know,
the vote is tomorrow.
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And I'm holding it here on Earth
so you can attend.
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You know, because of the whole
"you're banished from Heaven
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and would be instantly incinerated
if you returned" thing.
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[chuckles] Though,
that would be fun to see.
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Brother.
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I am offering you
a chance at a happy ending.
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I hope you take it.
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Linda.
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[chuckles]
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See?
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This is what caring about people gets you.
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Sitting around like idiots,
getting all emotional over inanimate junk!
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So can we please just stop with
the crybaby bullshit and get this done?
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[gasps]
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[shouts]
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[Linda] Maze.
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Maze, honey, it's gonna be okay.
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What is that?
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[sobbing] It's the T-shirt that Dan…
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had to steal from Chloe
after I knocked him out
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and dumped him naked at her house.
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[sobbing] I still…
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I still don't know
how he fit his stupid ass in this thing.
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[chuckles, sobbing]
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I miss him.
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-[crying]
-[Linda] Maze.
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[sighs] Okay.
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[wailing]
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Okay.
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It's okay.
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Okay.
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It's true.
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It's true,
sometimes when you care about people…
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you have to go through pain and loss.
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But that's the price of joy.
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[Amenadiel] She's right, Mazikeen.
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In order for none of us to be sad,
we would have had to have never met Dan.
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You wouldn't want that. None of us would.
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[sobbing] Mnh-mnh.
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Like-- like when…
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when Dan and I
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pul-- pulverized that gang together.
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It was beautiful.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Exactly.
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And remembering, um…
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sweet times like those…
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are what helps heal the hurt.
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[Linda] Because trust me…
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never loving anyone
is far worse than loss.
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[elevator bell dings]
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[Lucifer] Thank you for coming, Detective.
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-Yeah.
-Um, how's Trixie?
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Uh, she's, you know,
she's with my mom and Dan's parents.
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She's a strong little girl.
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She's just having to be stronger
than she ever should right now.
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Listen, I know
that you asked me to come here,
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but I just wanna get
something off my chest first. Um…
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You know the argument
the other night, it--
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It just-- we were both stressed,
and, um, it was emotional and--
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There's no need, Detective.
You were right.
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You were able to say
the thing I couldn't admit to myself.
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I wanted to be God for the wrong reasons.
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But now I know why I need to be God.
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For Dan's sake.
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What do you mean?
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Uh, please. Sit down, please.
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[clears throat]
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[Chloe clears throat]
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So, Dan's…
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Dan's death… [exhales]
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Everything that's happened
is all Michael's fault.
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He's been assembling
the Flaming Sword to win the war.
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So that's why they killed Dan,
to keep us from finding that out?
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No.
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No.
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Michael killed Dan…
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so that you would feel guilty.
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So that when you die,
you'll go down to Hell.
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A twisted bribe to get me
to go back like a good little Devil.
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I don't even know…
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I don't know what to do with that!
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You must refuse to give in.
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It's all a manipulation.
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Detective, you mustn't feel guilty.
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Right. Yeah, okay. [sniffles]
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I'll just snap my fingers
and not feel guilty.
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-I'm serious, Detective.
-I'm serious too.
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That is not how emotions work, Lucifer.
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Prove me wrong. Go ahead!
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Go on! Just…
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[inhales] …feel worthy!
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[gasping]
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Or you know what?
No, this is better. This is better.
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Make yourself vulnerable.
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-[Lucifer sighs]
-[chuckles]
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-It's easier said than done, isn't it?
-This isn't the same.
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[inhales] We can't let Michael win,
and you can't end up like Dan.
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What are you talking about,
end up like Dan? Dan's in Heaven.
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Lucif--
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Where is Dan right now?
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Where is he?
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Don't make me say it, please.
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-Where is he?
-[wings flap]
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Who's there?
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Michael?
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Remiel.
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-Lucifer.
-Remi!
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[gasping]
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She's dead.
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Oh, my God.
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Michael must have
found out she was our spy
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and killed her with the Flaming Sword.
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Wait, are there
actual flames on the sword?
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Detective, this is hardly the time to
start questioning the rules of celestials,
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but, yes, the sword has flames on it.
It makes sense. Don't overthink it.
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No, I'm only asking because, look,
there's no burn marks around the wound,
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so whatever Michael killed her with,
it couldn't have been flaming.
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So he must have just used Azrael's blade.
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But when I saw Michael,
he said he had the sword.
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If he did, the little show-off would have
used it, which means he's bluffing.
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He hasn't found the piece yet.
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We don't know where it is.
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Michael has an army of angels
to search for him.
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Maybe Remiel found out
where the piece was.
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You think she was coming to tell us that?
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I don't know.
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[sniffs]
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I don't know. This… [sniffs]
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…this could be a clue.
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Look, I know it's asking a lot,
but I need the detective one last time.
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I need your help.
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Of course.
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Maybe I can't control my guilt,
but I sure as hell can channel my anger.
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Let's take that bastard down.
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[huffs, shudders]
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Hey, big guy.
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You took one of the good ones.
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And I'm…
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I'm glad he's
with you and everything, but…
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I just miss him.
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I miss him a lot.
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And I know you got
a lot on your plate, and…
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[sighs] I know. I know.
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Darkness makes the light
shine brighter and everything, but…
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it's extra dark right now…
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and I'm having a really hard time seeing.
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It almost feels like…
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you're not even up there anymore.
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But… [sighs]
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I know
that's totally impossible. [sniffles]
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So…
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I would really appreciate it…
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[inhales]
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…if you could just show me the way.
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Or at least just-- just, you know,
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nudge me in the right direction.
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Or just--
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Okay, what I'm trying to say is just…
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just give me some sort of sign,
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just let me know that
I'm where I'm supposed to be,
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where I need to be. [sniffles]
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-[Chloe] Hey.
-Yeah.
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[sighs] Thank God you're here.
We're gonna need your help.
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-We'll be right back.
-Okay.
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-Okay?
-Okay.
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Thanks.
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Hmm. Maybe I should run
another sample through mass spec.
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-[Chloe] Why?
-Because this doesn't make any sense.
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The report says that it's yeast.
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Well, Remiel did love a hot tub.
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Yeast, that is weird.
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You know what? Give me a second.
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Okay.
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I know you said to just examine
what's on the feather, but…
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I can't help but do the math and…
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I think I know
what this is about, Lucifer.
255
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,686
You-- you-- you do?
256
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,282
Come on.
257
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,907
Ginormous mystery feather?
258
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,700
On the down-low investigation?
259
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,620
Lucifer, you have to know
that you can trust me by now.
260
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,785
So tell me the truth.
261
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,585
You hit an emu with your car, didn't you?
262
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,088
-[Chloe] I think I got it.
-I can't believe it.
263
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,885
They're six-feet tall
and indigenous to Australia. He hit an--
264
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,679
Oh, I'll give you guys a second alone.
265
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,425
Yes, thank you, Miss Lopez.
266
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,516
[Ella and Lucifer sigh]
267
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:47,186
Okay. Remember TJ Ross,
the fence who had Amenadiel's necklace?
268
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,364
The twerp who launched me across the room
like an Angry Bird? How can I forget?
269
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,114
When I was working
the dead med tech case,
270
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,196
I looked into
the locations he operated out of,
271
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,201
and one of them
was an abandoned beer factory.
272
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,663
A yeasty venue indeed.
273
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,293
What if Remiel was trying
to tell us before Michael got there?
274
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,620
And he got to her first?
275
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,615
Maybe we can still get
to TJ before Michael does.
276
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,167
It's been hours.
277
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,130
We have to go see. We have to try.
278
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,211
What if your siblings
are there waiting for us?
279
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,206
[sighs]
280
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,797
Miss Lopez.
281
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,006
Yeah.
282
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,354
[chuckles]
283
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,388
Miss Lopez,
might I trouble you for one last favor?
284
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,233
One hundred percent.
285
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,807
What do you need?
286
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,521
-["Sabotage" by Emma Kern playing]
-[vocalizes]
287
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:34,526
♪ Take another hit
But I'm already high ♪
288
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,994
♪ Told myself I wouldn't
Why do I even try? ♪
289
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,996
♪ Here I go again… up my head ♪
290
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,709
♪ Staying home
And getting stoned instead ♪
291
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,290
♪ I know that I shouldn't
I can't prioritize… ♪
292
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,876
[Mazikeen clears throat]
293
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,304
Hi.
294
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,087
Um…
295
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,800
I'm just waiting for somebody.
296
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,427
[clears throat] Yeah, I know.
297
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,515
You're waiting for me. I'm Steve.
298
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,690
Okay.
299
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,903
That explains
why he wanted to meet at Lux.
300
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,623
And why I liked
his wicked sense of humor.
301
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,624
So you're dating already? Cool.
302
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,874
Seriously?
303
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,495
You broke up with me, Maze.
304
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,423
Besides, you're Steve. So…
305
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,172
Yeah, but you didn't know that.
306
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,014
-I--
-Okay, whatever. Point is…
307
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,840
[sighs] Um…
308
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,759
I've been thinking,
309
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,103
and I've decided.
310
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,055
I don't care if you die.
311
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,779
That's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
312
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,162
-[laughs] Wait, wait.
-[gasps]
313
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,164
I'm just double-checking here.
314
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,503
That means you want to be with me, right?
315
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,955
Till the years are showing on your face…
316
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,628
and my strongest days are gone.
317
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,431
-Yes.
-[laughs]
318
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,144
[grunting]
319
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,071
[shouting]
320
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,490
Well, well, well, TJ,
you're quite the feisty human, aren't you?
321
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,994
Finally! Help us, brother.
322
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,036
This little cockroach won't let go!
323
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,789
[Michael] TJ.
324
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:51,461
If you know what's good for you,
you will let go of the necklace.
325
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,131
-Over my dead body!
-[grunting]
326
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,335
You know, the human makes a good point.
327
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,804
[chuckles] Father isn't here anymore,
328
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,305
which means the rules about
not killing humans vanished with him.
329
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,391
If you wipe this one worthless soul
out of existence…
330
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,846
I'll have everything I want.
331
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,401
[exhales]
332
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,151
[grunts]
333
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,739
[grunts]
334
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,330
-[groans]
-[TJ snarls]
335
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,239
Michael.
336
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:31,962
[sighs] Sorry, but I can't do that.
337
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,757
[sighs] As good
at cosplay as Miss Lopez is,
338
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,219
I never was as adept
at subterfuge as my twin.
339
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300
Lucifer!
340
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,721
Let's do this, shall we?
341
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,018
-[wings flap]
-[both grunt]
342
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,391
[exhales]
343
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,727
Well… [clears throat]
344
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,693
That was gross… [groans]
345
00:21:56,773 --> 00:22:00,443
but I guess you need a strong stomach
if you're gonna be God. [chuckles]
346
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,107
Is this the God you want?
347
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:05,115
A God who slaughters the innocent
for his own selfish gain?
348
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,948
[chuckles] Humans are the selfish ones!
349
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,535
They're animals!
350
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,579
They don't matter.
351
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,418
What about Remiel? What about our sister?
352
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,628
Does it matter to you
that Michael murdered her?
353
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,789
That can't be true.
354
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,421
Michael?
355
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,760
I did what I had to.
356
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,429
Sometimes sacrifices
have to be made for the greater good.
357
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,603
Heavy is the head
that wears the crown and all that.
358
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,354
-[gunshot]
-[shouts]
359
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,769
[panting]
360
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,475
Well, hello, Chloe.
361
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,606
You do know bullets can't hurt me, right?
362
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,657
Wasn't supposed to hurt you.
363
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,409
[wings flap]
364
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,581
-It was supposed to distract you.
-[Raziel gasps]
365
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,039
[exhales]
366
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,089
[Linda] Okay. All right. Watch this.
367
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,796
Ready?
368
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,428
Okay.
369
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,971
-[Charlie babbles]
-[Linda] Did you see that?
370
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,523
-[hesitates]
-[Linda] Did you see that?
371
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,480
I mean…
372
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,269
He falls all the time, Amenadiel.
373
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,024
Twice as much as
the other kids in the baby group.
374
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,397
Okay. Okay, so,
375
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,743
this occupational therapist/mom/influencer
that I follow on Instagram
376
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,701
who sponsors a blog, says that we--
377
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,241
-Maybe what we should do, Linda,
-[gasps]
378
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:33,115
is just let Charlie
figure it out for himself. Yeah?
379
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:36,713
You mean,
we should just let him hurt himself?
380
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,289
I don't think I can do that.
381
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,286
How could-- How could you do that?
382
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,458
[chuckles] We're not signing him up
for cage fighting, Linda.
383
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,928
Falling is how humans learn.
It's how I learned.
384
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,930
Look, I-- I lost my wings, my powers.
385
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,603
I fell again and again.
386
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,765
You know?
387
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,062
And getting back up…
388
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,021
[sighs]
389
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:05,066
…well, that was the most
empowering experience of my life.
390
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,025
Yeah. I'll make a chart.
391
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:14,294
I'm gonna log every time you fall,
Charlie, and see if there's a pattern.
392
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:18,039
Then I can slide into the mom-fluencer's
DMs and see if she has any ideas.
393
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,503
-[cell phone vibrates]
-Yeah. [chuckles] Hello.
394
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:23,959
[chuckles]
395
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:29,925
What?
396
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,008
No.
397
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:33,676
[hesitates]
398
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,268
[Linda] Amenadiel, what happened?
399
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:41,857
[sighs]
400
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,745
[Lucifer sighs]
401
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,134
I can't believe Remi is gone.
402
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,166
She…
403
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,722
She died like she would have wanted.
She died a warrior.
404
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,551
It doesn't matter how she died.
She's still dead!
405
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,098
Dad and his mysterious ways.
406
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,272
If he'd just chosen a successor,
we wouldn't be here.
407
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,851
Remiel would still be alive,
Dan wouldn't be in Hell.
408
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:26,357
Father didn't give us the answers, Lucy,
because he wanted us to find our own way.
409
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,071
-Oh, even if it means dying?
-Yes!
410
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,855
Yes, Lucy.
411
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,985
You have to risk falling if you wanna fly.
412
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,079
Dad had faith in us.
413
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,422
-That's why he gave us choice.
-[Lucifer] Well, he shouldn't have.
414
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,709
I had the choice to save everything
and everyone I care about, but I didn't.
415
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,955
I chose wrong.
416
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,916
Michael is going to be God
417
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,796
because I didn't have the balls
to kill a two-bit fence
418
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,554
who wound up dying anyway.
419
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,517
And now, who knows how many other people
are gonna die because of my…
420
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,096
cowardice?
421
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:05,185
It's not cowardly to save a life.
422
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,652
It's not cowardly
to fight for a single soul.
423
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,737
We owe it to Remiel. We owe it to Dan.
424
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,371
We are the ones still standing.
425
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,576
We are the ones that have to fight.
426
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,370
[scoffs] Metaphorically
for you, of course,
427
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,334
because our siblings are invulnerable.
428
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,416
-You'd be powerless against them.
-[Mazikeen] She won't be powerless.
429
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,763
Here.
430
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,089
You can have Stabby.
431
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,757
Thank you, Maze. [sighs]
432
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:40,965
I'm just not sure I know how to use this.
433
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,477
It's okay. I figured a way around that.
434
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,814
You're not fighting!
435
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:49,145
Dan died because of me, Lucifer.
436
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,192
I am fighting.
437
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,735
You are not fight--
438
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:52,688
I am fighting!
439
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,581
Fine.
440
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,950
Fine. Well, even if we had
a dozen demon blades,
441
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:06,498
it's still the four of us
against a literal army of angels.
442
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,923
I think I might have an idea
how we can get our own army.
443
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,047
You don't mean…
444
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,472
They're the best chance we've got.
What do you think, Maze?
445
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,262
[Mazikeen] Hey, I'm all in.
446
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,224
Let's kill a bunch of angels.
447
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,766
[Amenadiel] No, Mazikeen!
448
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,388
Now, if we're gonna do this,
there will be no killing.
449
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,845
They're our family.
450
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,147
You wanna tie
another hand behind our backs?
451
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,319
Fight a war like a bunch of wussies?
452
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,240
It's not cowardly…
453
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,032
to save a single life.
454
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:40,033
["New Blood" by Zayde Wølf playing]
455
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,697
Fine. Whatever.
456
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,252
At least we'll all die together.
457
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:51,667
Well, off that optimism,
Dad gave us the power of choice.
458
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,303
What say we make
one last spectacularly bad one?
459
00:27:55,382 --> 00:28:00,892
♪ I'm looking for new blood ♪
460
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:06,392
♪ I'm looking for new blood ♪
461
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:15,784
-["Dark Things" by Adona playing]
-♪ I've done dark things ♪
462
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:24,449
♪ In these shadows ♪
463
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:30,787
♪ All that I crave… ♪
464
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,587
[Chloe] Huh. So, this is where
he wants to hold the vote.
465
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,422
It's, uh, quaint.
466
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,177
For what it's worth,
467
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,349
there's no one else
I'd rather do this with.
468
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,064
[wings flap]
469
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,064
Where's Maze?
470
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,654
And our reinforcements?
471
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,519
Well, it's taking
a little bit longer than expected.
472
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,732
[sighs]
473
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,527
Right. Well, we'll just have to stall.
474
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,294
This really is a family affair, isn't it?
475
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,375
You actually showed up. Look at that.
476
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,509
You ready to bend the knee, brother?
477
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,719
Yes, Michael, we…
478
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,101
[sighs] Listen,
we accept you as our new God.
479
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,561
[Michael] Do you?
480
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,770
[chuckles] I wanna hear from him.
481
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,939
The one who doesn't lie.
482
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,061
Of course, brother.
483
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,107
You are…
484
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,650
God…
485
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,028
[sighs]
486
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,329
…awful!
487
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,538
[chuckles] I mean,
what on Earth are you wearing?
488
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,870
Is winter coming or something?
489
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,634
Very funny, Lucifer.
Very, very funny. [laughs]
490
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,288
Why do you have to fight the inevitable?
491
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,416
It's the only way I know how to fight.
492
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:00,669
I demand a vote!
493
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,837
[laughs] Seriously?
494
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,394
All right, fine.
495
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,020
Fine! Who here is not voting for me?
496
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,021
I said, is anyone here not voting for me?
497
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,227
[sighs]
498
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,326
Well, that's it.
That's your speech, is it?
499
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,449
I think I've said all I need to.
500
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,667
[scoffs] Typical Michael.
All fear and no substance.
501
00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:35,998
-[huffs]
-[Lucifer] Brothers and sisters,
502
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,712
I know what you all desire.
503
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,625
And I know it's not me as God.
504
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,182
But I also know you don't want him either.
505
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,064
So you have a difficult decision to make.
506
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,227
Everyone knows
what Michael's all about. Fear.
507
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:58,361
He's using it now
by threatening you with the Flaming Sword.
508
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:00,572
But me…
509
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:05,445
I'm gonna try
and convince you with the truth.
510
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:11,793
I'm gonna tell you
the real reason I want to be God.
511
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,752
[Zadkiel] I know why
Lucifer wants the throne.
512
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:19,753
He told me.
513
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:25,508
And it's for love,
of all things. [chuckling]
514
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,802
-[sighs]
-[all laughing]
515
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:33,847
[laughing continues]
516
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,813
I never thought I'd hear it. Love.
517
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,074
The best reason one could have.
518
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,449
Lucifer has my support.
519
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,117
He is worthy.
520
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:54,373
Who's with me?
521
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:08,971
Thank you.
522
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,240
Oh, I really thought
that was gonna be a whole thing.
523
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,493
[sighs] "A" for effort though, Zadkiel.
524
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:36,075
Well, looks like we have the numbers.
525
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,712
Consider the vote complete and me…
526
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:45,505
God!
527
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,433
God!
528
00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,139
[bird tweets]
529
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,234
Oh, come on!
530
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,614
I thought there'd be a little some-some,
a flash of lightning, maybe, unless…
531
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,025
I-- I thought Dad said we were choosing.
532
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,872
Maybe it has to be unanimous.
533
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,080
Right. Right. [chuckles]
534
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:22,502
Well, if it has to be unanimous,
there's only one way to make that happen.
535
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,133
Get rid of all the opposing votes.
536
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,258
[Lucifer] Wait.
537
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,469
-Mom never liked you.
-Thank you.
538
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,260
[huffs] Where is Maze?
539
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,053
Any minute now, Lucy. I'm sure of it.
540
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,861
[Chloe] What are we gonna do?
541
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,069
Can you hear that?
542
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,696
[humming] Can't touch this.
543
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,664
Can't touch what?
544
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,451
-♪ Can't touch this ♪
-[all humming]
545
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,956
-♪ Can't touch this ♪
-[humming continues]
546
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,919
♪ My, my, my, my ♪
547
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,709
♪ Music hits me so hard ♪
548
00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:06,382
♪ Gets me saying, "Oh, my Lord!" ♪
549
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,961
♪ Thank you for blessing me ♪
550
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,706
♪ With a mind to rhyme and two fly feet ♪
551
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,547
♪ It feels good
When you know you're down ♪
552
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:13,302
♪ A super-fly homeboy
From the Oak town ♪
553
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,764
♪ And I'm known as such ♪
554
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,854
♪ And this is a beat
That you can't touch ♪
555
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:19,349
[humming]
556
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,772
That's gotta be Dad, right?
557
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,850
[Lucifer] Yeah, yeah, no, no, she's right!
558
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,725
God must be here making us sing!
Dad has returned!
559
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,573
-[Gabriel chuckles]
-All right. All right, stop!
560
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,529
♪ Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh! ♪
561
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,490
No, no, I mean stop this-- this nonsense!
562
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,328
You're obviously just stalling.
563
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,578
-[sighs]
-[Mazikeen] Lucifer!
564
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,445
Finally!
565
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,051
[in Lilim]
At my command, brothers and sisters!
566
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,514
[in English] That is so sexy.
567
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:56,593
Not now.
568
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:57,677
Right. Of course.
569
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,972
[clears throat] But definitely later.
570
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:01,766
[singer vocalizing]
571
00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,015
♪ She is fire, she is fire ♪
572
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,356
[Michael] Very cute. A little demon army.
573
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,071
But you still don't stand a chance.
574
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,913
[inhales] You might
wanna ask your girlfriend to leave,
575
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,247
or she's gonna get hurt.
576
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,462
I was just gonna say
the same thing to you.
577
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,803
[laughs] Chloe, how many times
do we have to go through this?
578
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,879
Your bullets can't hurt me.
579
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,545
-[grunting]
-[groaning]
580
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:41,347
Turns out melting down one demon blade
makes a lot of bullets.
581
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,430
[kisses]
582
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,385
[Lucifer] So you see, dear brother,
583
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:47,265
we're more evenly matched
than you anticipated.
584
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:52,612
Now, I know you want to avoid bloodshed
amongst our siblings, as do I.
585
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,572
So… why don't we just, uh…
586
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,405
you know, shed each other's?
587
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,743
Mano a mano?
588
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,826
Or ala a ala?
Which means wing to wing in Latin--
589
00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:07,543
Got it, yes, thank you.
590
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,963
And precisely.
591
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,381
I win, Godhood is mine.
592
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,840
You win, you have my full support,
593
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:18,432
and I'll crawl back to Hell
like a good little Devil.
594
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:23,722
When I win,
you won't be crawling anywhere.
595
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,849
This is to the death.
596
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,106
So be it.
597
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,701
-[all gasping]
-[Michael] Ahh!
598
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,368
I have the Flaming Sword.
599
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,949
-You don't stand a--
-[grunting]
600
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:55,214
-Lucifer's losing.
-Zadkiel, he has to do this on his own.
601
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:58,626
-[Michael chuckles]
-[grunts]
602
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,011
[grunts]
603
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,270
Brother, can I borrow
your staff for a moment?
604
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,022
Lucifer!
605
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,356
-[grunts]
-[cackles]
606
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,071
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! My brother
has a stick, whatever shall I do?
607
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:20,203
[both grunt]
608
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,749
That staff is
all that remains of the Tree of Life.
609
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:28,788
I know.
610
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,503
And I can't think of a better use for it.
611
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,289
Than for a lost cause?
612
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,166
No, we have Michael
right where we want him.
613
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,132
[grunting]
614
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,927
-Ha!
-[grunts]
615
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,442
[Lucifer shouts]
616
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,519
[snarls]
617
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:57,324
[grunting]
618
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:11,292
[Michael shouting]
619
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,962
[wings flap]
620
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,713
[grunts, panting]
621
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,667
Goodbye, brother. [yells]
622
00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:25,184
[grunting]
623
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:32,142
Oh, ho-ho-ho! You're never
gonna take this sword from me, brother.
624
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:35,096
[laughs] Dear brother,
that was never part of the plan.
625
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:36,901
-Plan?
-Now!
626
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,731
-No, no, no!
-Get the blade, Lucifer!
627
00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:41,689
[Michael shouts]
628
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,123
-[laughs]
-[wings flap]
629
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,206
Azrael.
630
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,541
With the Angel of Death
at our side, I can't lose.
631
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,086
I'm sorry, Lu.
632
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,721
No… [gasps]
633
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:04,178
[panting] I got it!
634
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,841
-Chloe!
-[Chloe screams]
635
00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,887
Chloe!
636
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,226
[Chloe groaning, gasps]
637
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,055
-[sighs]
-[Mazikeen sobbing]
638
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,607
[Amenadiel] Maze, hold.
639
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,781
Okay, hold. The plan!
640
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,736
The plan has gone to shit.
641
00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:29,531
No! No, no, no! No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
642
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,827
[sobbing] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
643
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,751
This is all my fault.
This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.
644
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,580
[sobbing] It's not your fault.
645
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:37,745
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
646
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,713
[Chloe panting] No, stop. Lucifer.
647
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,669
Lucifer…
648
00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:45,631
we make our own choices.
649
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,967
-I chose to be here. And Dan…
-[whimpers]
650
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:57,849
[shuddering] What happened
to Dan is… is not my fault.
651
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,443
And this is not your fault.
652
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,032
It's not your fault.
653
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:10,281
I love you.
654
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:12,576
-[Lucifer] No.
-I love you.
655
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:16,160
[sobbing] No, no, no, no, no, no!
656
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,882
No! No!
657
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,961
[continues sobbing]
658
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,434
I told you she should leave.
659
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:35,177
And good news is sounds like
she made peace with her guilt.
660
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,016
I bet she made it to Heaven.
661
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,610
I guess that means
you'll never see her again.
662
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,694
I mean,
you really should have taken my offer.
663
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,776
[panting]
664
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:52,914
This isn't-- this isn't right.
665
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:56,156
This isn't right. It's not her time.
666
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:58,655
Wh-- what are you babbling about?
667
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,498
I'm gonna get her back!
668
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,593
[chuckles] Lucifer, come on!
669
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,378
Your banishment.
You'll die if you try to go to Heaven.
670
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,876
So be it.
671
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,234
Maze. Hold!
672
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,316
[panting]
673
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,951
[in Lilim] Fight!
674
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,281
[all yelling]
675
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,457
[in English] Let's go.
676
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,923
♪ What will it be? ♪
677
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,507
[birds chirping]
678
00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,482
Mmm!
679
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,189
Just as good as I remember it.
680
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,323
Egg sandwiches. A Decker family tradition.
681
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,355
[Chloe] So good.
682
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:12,775
[sighs]
683
00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,866
Dad, this is so nice.
684
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,081
Yeah, monkey.
685
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,500
-[loud whooshing]
-It sure…
686
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:22,869
…is.
687
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,537
[Chloe] Is that normal?
688
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,545
[dad] Not as far as I know.
I'm sure it's fine.
689
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,498
It's Heaven.
690
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:32,297
-[explosion]
-[rocks shatter]
691
00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:39,427
[gasping, panting]
692
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,675
[coughs]
693
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,101
[grunting]
694
00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:47,477
[panting]
695
00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:03,118
-[Lee] Man, you don't look so good.
-[continues panting]
696
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,043
Mr. Said Out Bitch?
697
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,876
That's impossible.
698
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,134
Says the dude
that just fell out of the sky.
699
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,046
[Lucifer gasps]
700
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,139
Why am I not burning to a crisp?
701
00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,601
[exhales] I should be ashes by now.
702
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,519
I'll be damned. The ring.
703
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,493
Lilith's immortality has protected me.
704
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,283
[shudders]
705
00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,235
Though not for long, it seems.
706
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:40,834
Okay, I don't know
what the fork any of that means,
707
00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,199
but you look like you could use a hand.
708
00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:45,832
[Lucifer grunting]
709
00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:47,214
-[panting]
-[grunts]
710
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,501
[Lucifer coughs]
711
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,424
The last time I saw you,
you were-- you were in Hell.
712
00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:55,665
Did I fly in the wrong bloody direction?
713
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,378
Nope, you're in the right place.
714
00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:00,718
This is Heaven.
Or at least, one of its many rooms.
715
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,974
I'm still trying to get
the lay of the land.
716
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:05,637
I hear they have a room
made entirely out of cotton candy.
717
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,306
No, no, no, that's impossible.
718
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:12,404
No soul has ever
made it up here from there.
719
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:16,567
I don't know about that,
but I know I took your advice.
720
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,494
I faced my family. My guilt.
721
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,910
You went through the door.
722
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,663
Yep, finally.
723
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,825
And boom, Heaven!
724
00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,254
-[both laugh]
-Heaven.
725
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,504
[inhales] Heaven!
726
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:35,206
[exhales] The detective.
727
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:39,217
Hey, don't worry, she's here. Come on.
728
00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:41,261
What-- what are you doing?
729
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,885
-Hey, you helped me.
-[gulps]
730
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,022
Let me help you.
731
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:47,982
There we go.
732
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:51,520
-Wait, come on, Dad! Come on. Tell me!
-[laughing]
733
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:54,645
I'm serious.
Your mother's face was completely purple.
734
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,403
She forgot she had
the Althea makeup on.
735
00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,066
And no one in the PTA
was brave enough to tell her--
736
00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,315
[Lucifer] Detective! Detective!
737
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:04,445
Thank you. Thank you.
738
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:06,833
Lucifer.
739
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:09,794
Lucifer!
740
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,080
What…
741
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:14,842
Lucifer.
742
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,298
What are you doing here?
743
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,381
[panting] I've come to get you.
744
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,886
It's not your time. You need to come back.
745
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:27,676
Oh, that's right. The…
746
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,898
-The-- the war, and…
-Yes.
747
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,689
…and I left Trixie…
748
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,435
-and my friends and…
-Yeah.
749
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,277
…I left you.
750
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,780
-Yes.
-But-- but…
751
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,830
my Dad's here,
and I can't-- I can't lose him again.
752
00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,871
It's okay. I'm not going anywhere.
753
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:53,376
But it sounds like some people
could use your help, Detective Decker.
754
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:57,457
-Thanks, Dad.
-[breathing shakily]
755
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,722
-Okay. Wait! How do we get back?
-[gasps]
756
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,970
[Lucifer] I'm not sure we can.
757
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:08,767
I'm afraid there's
not enough power left for the both of us.
758
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,349
No, I'm not going without you.
What are you talking about?
759
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,635
[Lucifer] You have to.
760
00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:15,943
You have to.
761
00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,739
The world still needs you, Chloe Decker.
762
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,318
-No, you don't have to do that!
-[grunts, pants]
763
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:26,203
I know. I know I don't have to.
764
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,328
I choose to.
765
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:31,038
What?
766
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:35,961
I choose you, Chloe.
767
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,844
Because… [shouts]
768
00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:42,802
-[gasping]
-[fire crackling]
769
00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:52,427
I choose you because…
770
00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:56,363
I love you.
771
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,861
[Chloe] Lucifer. Lucifer!
772
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,816
[heartbeat thumping]
773
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,616
[gasps]
774
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:11,080
[panting]
775
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:14,830
[groans]
776
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,971
-[shouts]
-[slashes]
777
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,050
[groans]
778
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,639
-[yells]
-[grunts]
779
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,348
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
780
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,305
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
781
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,851
-[gunshot]
-[grunts]
782
00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:36,976
Whoo!
783
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,074
[angels grunt]
784
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,613
[groaning]
785
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,577
[coughs]
786
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:56,866
Huh. [gasps]
787
00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:58,669
[scoffs]
788
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,962
[Michael huffs] No way.
789
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,375
He did it.
790
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:07,013
He actually brought you back. [chuckles]
791
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:11,474
-Just so I could kill you again.
-[whimpers]
792
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,635
[grunting]
793
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,703
[chuckles]
794
00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:30,867
Goodbye, Detective.
795
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:32,949
Oh!
796
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,710
-[shouts]
-[grunts]
797
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,375
[gasps]
798
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,005
[Chloe grunts]
799
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:54,926
[both grunting]
800
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:56,981
[Chloe shouts]
801
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,273
[shouts] You took the man I love from me!
802
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,226
[panting]
803
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,146
Do it. Do it!
804
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,664
[Lucifer] Detective!
805
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,739
[shuddering]
806
00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:33,546
[gasping]
807
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,723
This isn't you, Chloe.
808
00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:43,517
[grunts]
809
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,451
-[gasps, sighs]
-[Michael gasping]
810
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:55,486
-[coughs]
-[gasps]
811
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,456
Bend the knee, brother.
812
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,634
To the death, right?
813
00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:30,737
[screams]
814
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,281
No more killing.
815
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:35,989
[Michael gasping]
816
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:44,292
In my time here on Earth, I've learned
everyone deserves a second chance.
817
00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:45,384
Even me.
818
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:49,168
Even you, Michael.
819
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,050
Lucifer, how?
820
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,341
I don't know. I…
821
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,547
["And So It Begins" by Klergy playing]
822
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,725
♪ You ♪
823
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:05,439
♪ Knew this day would come ♪
824
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:12,652
♪ And you aren't the only one ♪
825
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,736
♪ And so it begins ♪
826
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:24,212
♪ And so it, and so it begins ♪
827
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:30,047
♪ And so it begins ♪
828
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:40,011
♪ And so it begins ♪
829
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,519
Oh, my me!
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