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(gunfire and screaming)
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(explosions)
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- [Narrator] Giantess
Attack will never be seen
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due to insufficient funds
raised on Kickstarter.
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However, we are pleased to bring you
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the following presentation
in living color.
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- And liftoff in five,
four, three, two, one.
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- We have liftoff,
inboard, outboard is a go,
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aerial vector is good.
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(beeping signal)
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We have a blowout.
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- I can't hold her, she's
starting to roll, she's
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starting to roll, she's
breaking up, she's breaking up.
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Mayday, mayday!
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(crash and explosion)
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- [Narrator] Deidre Holland
and Freida Segan, test pilots.
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Two women barely alive.
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Put back together with the most advanced
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computer cybernetic
surgery ever performed.
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They will become the world's greatest
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superhero fighting duo.
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Better, faster, unstoppable.
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(fast rock music)
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Battle Babe and Combat
Queen, brought to you by...
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- [Child] Carmel Cookie Candy Smacks, yay!
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- [Cartoon Character]
Carmel Cookie Candy Smacks
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is part of a delicious,
nutritious breakfast.
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Just make sure you eat
something nutritious.
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- Mmmm.
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- [Cartoon Character] Every bite
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a delicious mouthful of happiness.
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- Look, Dad, pets!
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- [Cartoon Character]
Free pets in every box.
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If your pet arrives dead contact
the number on the screen.
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- Now go clean your room.
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- No!
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- Ow!
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- [Cartoon Character]
Carmel Cookie Candy Smacks
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will give your child a lot of energy
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so he can study hard in school.
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Carmel Cookie Candy
Smacks, eat them up, yum!
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(fast rock music)
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- [Narrator] In our last episode
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the Evil Dragoon has
kidnapped Combat Queen
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and with his catheter ray gun
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is dragging the moon closer to the Earth.
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Can he be stopped?
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Or will worlds collide?
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(evil laugh)
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- It's all going as planned.
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(wind blowing)
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(evil laugh)
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- Stop it, Dragoon!
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You'll destroy the Earth and everyone!
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- Ha, ha, ha, just as I planned.
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(evil laugh)
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- Think of the children!
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- Think of the children?
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I am thinking of the children!
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(evil laugh)
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Little crispy critters!
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(evil laugh)
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- No!
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- Oh, my henchman, Rocky,
has plans for you darling.
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(evil laugh)
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Right, Rocky?
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- Hey, boss, after the moon
crashes into the Earth,
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we could have a little party with her.
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(both laugh)
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- Oh, my God!
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(dramatic music)
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(motorcycle revving)
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(crashing and explosion)
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- Oh, no!
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- Battle Babe!
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Look out Battle Babe, it's a trap!
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- What are we going to do with her boss?
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- You're going to do it all, Rod.
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(Rod laughs evilly)
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Good boy, Rod.
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You're a good, good boy.
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- My Battle Box will get me out of this.
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(laser shooting)
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- Battle-tastic, Battle Babe!
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- Get her!
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- I'll get you, I'll get you for sure!
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Let me get this gun out.
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(punching)
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(kicking and grunting)
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(metal slicing)
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(sputtering)
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- My worms will take care of you.
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(evil laugh)
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- That's right, boss.
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(roars)
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(laser gun shooting)
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(Dragoon laughing)
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(punching)
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- Down!
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That's right, Rocky!
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(electronic clicking)
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(rumbling)
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- Having trouble moving, Battle Bimbo?
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(evil laugh)
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- What is it?
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- It's over, it's over darling.
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(evil laugh)
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(crashing)
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(bridge collapsing)
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You're too late!
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Too late, darling, sorry!
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(evil laugh)
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- Battle Babe, the switch!
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- Just one chance!
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(laser shoots)
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(electronic signal)
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The Earth is saved.
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- Battle-tastic!
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- Battle-bombastic!
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- You've ruined everything!
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Battle Babe and Combat Girl!
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(groaning angrily)
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- Not everything.
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- Oh no, not the Battle Spin, no!
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(screaming)
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(crashing)
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- Your evil plans are finished Dragoon,
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thanks to Battle Babe.
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- Battle Babe and Combat Girl.
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- Battle-tastic!
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(smack and grunts)
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- I did not mean to do that, sorry.
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- Fucking slut.
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You could have just hit my
hand if you weren't stoned!
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- I'm not stoned, not yet.
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- Your breath smells like
weed and macaroni and cheese.
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Oh yeah, and skanky pussy, of course.
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- Really, penis breath?
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I have a toaster-sized
Battle Box on my wrist.
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- Alright, cut, cut, cut.
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That was great, right up until that point.
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You know it's just so terrific,
I just wish you hadn't of...
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- Seriously, James, it
is the 21st century,
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shouldn't I have some sort of
up-to-date smaller technology?
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- Yeah, and why are we
shooting in a garage, anyway?
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- Right?
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- Look, look, nobody's going
to be looking at the garage.
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They're just going to be
looking at you beautiful babes,
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filling the frame,
overpowering any shortcomings
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the rest of this production might have.
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- Am I shot out, can I go home now?
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- And the props, you know,
they have been established,
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toys have been sold and kids,
kids , they love these toys.
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They love them more than their
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hard-drinkin' moms and
their deadbeat dads.
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It's part of the series...
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- Excuse me.
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- And it is the last
episode of this season.
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Thank God.
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- My jaw is bruised, is
it broken, am I bleeding?
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- No, no, no, no, no, it looks great,
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better than it was, ever,
ever before, it's fine.
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You guys are just so great,
all we need is just one take,
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the high five, just like
you've done a million times
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before without hitting
yourselves in the face.
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Okay?
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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For the love of God, alright back to one.
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Sound, camera,
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and action.
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- Uh, excuse me.
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Can I, can I go home now?
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Can I get out of here?
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See I've got this audition, at
MTV, very, very important...
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- No!
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Everybody stays!
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We got one more shot to do and I need
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it right-cow-fucking-now!
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- Setting the tatas.
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- Alright sound, camera,
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and action!
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- Wait, don't I need makeup on my jaw?
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- No!
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The sweat on Jesus' balls, no!
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Just shoot the shot, one shot,
give each other a high five.
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Don't punch each other in the face,
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or call each other bitches.
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Just be fantastic like
you always are, okay.
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And then we can actually go
home, okay, alright, okay.
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So back to one and, uh, sound.
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Camera.
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- [Cameraman 1] Fade.
- [Cameraman 2] Rolling.
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- And action.
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- Your evil plans are finished Dragoon,
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thanks to Battle Babe.
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- Battle Babe and Combat Girl.
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(thumps)
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(laughing)
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- How do you like that, Battle Bi-otch!
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- You are so fucked!
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Eight years of this shit, I am going
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to fucking mop this floor up with you.
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- Oh, you're gonna try!
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- Girls, girls, girls, please,
please, please, not again.
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We already had this scene today.
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- Take it, bitch!
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(grunting)
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(screaming and crashing)
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- Those are boobs, bitch!
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- This is so going on YouTube.
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(laughs)
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- Oh, that is it, we
are done, we'll just use
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a stock shot and wrap this turkey.
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- Rat bitch!
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- Nobody gives a fucking shit
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about this thing but me, anyway.
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I turned down Titanic 2 for this thing?
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(punches)
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- Yeah!
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(screaming)
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- We're done, we're done, stop filming.
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I could have done Orange is the New Black
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or Green is the New
Purple, I don't know any
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of those colored shows
instead of Fanny Slapper 40.
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(grunting and hitting)
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- Stop struggling.
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- Yeah, I know you like
that, I know you do.
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- If you don't let go, like this.
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(screams)
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- Ow!
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- You like that!
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- You know we started out and the girls,
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they were fine, they were good,
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they were just happy to not have to see
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another stripper pole for
the rest of their lives.
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So everything was good, we
were getting paid money,
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and kids, we like kids and stuff.
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- They were amateur, they were learning.
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But I helped them, I enhanced
them as best I could.
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My mere presence would do that, of course.
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- And then they started
getting fan letters, and that
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was fine, you know, they
were enjoying their success.
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And then one day one of
them got one more email
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than the other one got, and after that
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it was pretty much, you know, shit city.
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- You know, being professional and being
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a great star of stage and screen...
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- Yeah, yeah, bring it this way.
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- I beg your pardon.
- Come on.
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- Please, I mean really.
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Where was I?
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- These chicks, they
just hated each other.
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And just when you thought
they'd stopped hating each other
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then they'd hate somebody else on the crew
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until they started
hating each other again.
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And crew members, there was this killing,
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I don't think either of
them were involved in it,
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but I couldn't really
swear to that either.
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And after this, what am I doing next?
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I want to do something
entirely different, anime,
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pornographic anime, like
monsters having sex with women.
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- If you're going to do animation,
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you might want to consider
having like one or two live
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action characters, real
characters with the animation.
265
00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:58,459
- Hey, Combat Cunt, you know this is it.
266
00:11:58,459 --> 00:12:00,353
They're not renewing us.
267
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,887
- I'm really going to
miss you Battle Bitch.
268
00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:05,639
After working so closely
together all these years
269
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:09,472
I'm surprised I never
caught any of your STDs.
270
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:14,097
- You know something else you might miss?
271
00:12:14,097 --> 00:12:17,302
The show's residuals because
yesterday when I was fucking
272
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the producer, I had him
change your contract.
273
00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:23,605
- Well, I guess I really
did catch something from you
274
00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:28,134
then, because last night,
when I was blowing him...
275
00:12:28,134 --> 00:12:31,467
Have you checked your contract recently?
276
00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:35,142
(fast rock music)
277
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,955
- I'd turn the thing
into an animated series.
278
00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:48,900
We can fire both girls,
then we get some interns
279
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,763
from one of the computer graphics colleges
280
00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,624
to animate the thing for free.
281
00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:56,552
Yeah, then we don't have
to deal with these divas.
282
00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:58,771
We don't even have to use their voices,
283
00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:02,207
we just reuse the footage and animate it.
284
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:04,500
(laughs) Beautiful.
285
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,442
(door opens)
286
00:13:05,442 --> 00:13:06,623
Uh, gotta go.
287
00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:10,296
Ladies, what seems to be the problem?
288
00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:12,775
- What's the problem?
289
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:15,960
- Uh, just, uh, don't touch me.
290
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:20,274
I will sue you both, not
the face, not the face.
291
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:23,432
- You fucking rat you
changed our contracts.
292
00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:27,179
- The only thing you produce
is money for yourself!
293
00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:29,762
- You were going to be in that.
294
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,686
911 Siri.
295
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:37,657
Not the pussy.
296
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:40,382
(punching)
297
00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:42,333
(smashing)
298
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,583
(punching)
299
00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:56,707
- Hey, just...
300
00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:58,367
- This is your fault.
301
00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,284
- My fault!
302
00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:01,316
- In.
303
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:02,609
- Is she crazy?
304
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,442
- In.
305
00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:07,095
Go.
306
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:08,012
Go, go, go.
307
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,248
- How was I supposed to
know he had a silent alarm?
308
00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:14,267
- I'm going back to hating you now.
309
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:17,587
- Uh, I never stopped hating you.
310
00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:19,587
That's my Battle Shield!
311
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,894
- Hey, what are you doing?
312
00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:27,338
- I'm working on the equation.
313
00:14:27,338 --> 00:14:29,655
Do you understand what this all is?
314
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:31,231
It will answer everything.
315
00:14:31,231 --> 00:14:32,882
- It's a jail cell.
316
00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:34,997
- It's so much more, so much more.
317
00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,009
- Oh, my God.
318
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,112
- I can't believe we're in here with her.
319
00:14:38,112 --> 00:14:39,070
What is this?
320
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:40,780
We're in crazy land here.
321
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,675
- Because you are a bitch!
322
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,925
- My name is Joel Blowfeld.
323
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:49,405
I'm an agent in Hollywood.
324
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:53,124
In 1994 I won a Holly Award
325
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,116
for top agenting.
326
00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:59,684
(coughs)
327
00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:01,629
It hurts, bad.
328
00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:02,879
As you can see,
329
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,691
I've been beat up pretty bad.
330
00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:09,535
These women are, I'd say dangerous
331
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:10,368
and crazy
332
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:15,137
and angry, they're angry women.
333
00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,740
They don't like men and they've
334
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,485
got something against agents.
335
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,477
They could have been something.
336
00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,196
They could have been a star.
337
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:26,462
I could have made them
huge, I've done that.
338
00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:29,908
I don't know if you remember
Marie Finkelman who was in
339
00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:34,075
a soap opera for a couple
weeks and I booked that.
340
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,784
It was what launched her career.
341
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:41,279
So if you're watching
this, if you can send money
342
00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,029
to Joel Blowfeld, uh,
343
00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:48,210
I'll give you 10%
344
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,607
of anything that it leads to.
345
00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:53,406
I gotta change my catheter.
346
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,739
Oh, I can't, can someone...?
347
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,497
Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it.
348
00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:01,597
I got it.
349
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:07,865
I'll be all right, let me
just, I'll be right back.
350
00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:10,698
(fast rock music)
351
00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:29,455
(clatters on ground)
352
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,739
- That's my Battle Box!
353
00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:34,922
- Don't forget your Battle
Shield, Battle Babe.
354
00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:37,353
I would have kept it, but it's worthless,
355
00:16:37,353 --> 00:16:39,416
just like both of you.
356
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:43,335
- Mark my words, one day I
will make you pay for this.
357
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,174
(laughs)
358
00:16:45,174 --> 00:16:47,032
- I don't think so.
359
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:49,115
(laughs)
360
00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:57,246
- Where's your boyfriend?
361
00:16:57,246 --> 00:17:00,346
- You mean, Rolf, the
auteur film director?
362
00:17:00,346 --> 00:17:04,407
He is such a loser and
I totally dumped him.
363
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,490
Okay, maybe he dumped me.
364
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,456
Well how's your love life?
365
00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:13,284
- He was cheatin', so
I gave him a beatin'.
366
00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:15,705
- Well, at least we're still friends.
367
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:18,674
- Yeah, like back in the first
two episodes of the show.
368
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:21,682
- This show, you think
it's going to on forever,
369
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:22,515
and look.
370
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:25,658
- What?
371
00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:28,783
- At nothing.
372
00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:33,472
No paparazzi, no TMZ, nobody
even gives a shit about us.
373
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:36,538
We made a multimillion
dollar franchise and now they
374
00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:39,151
just throw us on the
street like we're garbage.
375
00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,566
- Fuck show business!
376
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:41,399
- Yeah!
377
00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:44,132
- Let's go back to my
apartment and get shit-faced.
378
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:44,965
- Yeah!
379
00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:47,577
This way.
380
00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:53,234
(fast rock music)
381
00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:12,387
(laughs)
382
00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:14,943
Nice Christmas decorations.
383
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:16,210
- Thanks.
384
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:18,121
(glass breaks)
385
00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:21,834
- It's July, don't you think
you should take them down?
386
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,210
- Just to put them back up again?
387
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:25,460
Fuck that shit.
388
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:28,158
(both laugh)
389
00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:30,613
I don't think I can audition again.
390
00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:31,946
- You know what?
391
00:18:34,174 --> 00:18:35,320
- What?
392
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,570
- Right now, I think I can do anything.
393
00:18:42,699 --> 00:18:44,925
♫ Da, da, da, dum, da, da
394
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:47,852
♫ Da, da, da, dum, da, da
395
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:51,935
♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
396
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,622
(both laugh)
397
00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,039
- You are my BFF.
398
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,727
No, you are my BFFL.
399
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,632
- Yeah, you are my BFFLTDDUP.
400
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:16,085
Best friends for life
til death do us part.
401
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,160
(both laugh)
402
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,243
(beer cans clanging)
403
00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:27,047
- Why did we fight so much on set?
404
00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:28,797
Why weren't we BFF's?
405
00:19:30,391 --> 00:19:32,460
- It was that rat Joel.
406
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:35,810
He pitted us against each other.
407
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,099
That and you were the star.
408
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:39,968
I was just a sidekick.
409
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:42,353
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
410
00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:46,173
You were so much more
than just a sidekick.
411
00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:49,090
You were my partner, solving crime.
412
00:19:51,218 --> 00:19:54,532
- Come on, I mean they
could have replaced me
413
00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:58,096
with anyone and no one would have noticed.
414
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,513
- That is so not true.
415
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:02,557
Look it was me, it was my fault.
416
00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,009
I was totally like this bitch-faced diva!
417
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,759
- No, totally untrue!
418
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,275
- No, it was true, I was always like,
419
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,033
she doesn't need that line,
420
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:17,390
they're taking scenes off her,
just do more closeups of me.
421
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,640
- Yeah, you were like that.
422
00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:22,434
Only when necessary.
423
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:23,267
- Mmhmmm.
424
00:20:25,777 --> 00:20:26,610
My BFF!
425
00:20:28,085 --> 00:20:29,835
- BFFLLTDTDDDP, yeah?
426
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,467
- I'm class...
427
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,050
- Classy, we're classy bitches.
428
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:45,206
(fast rock music)
429
00:22:17,623 --> 00:22:19,599
Now how do you feel?
430
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:20,682
- Fuck, yeah!
431
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,881
- I feel larger than life!
432
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:31,020
(dramatic music)
433
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:34,520
(space-age sound effects)
434
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,324
- Earth women.
- Earth women.
435
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:52,884
- Did you hear something?
436
00:22:52,884 --> 00:22:55,146
(laughs)
437
00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:58,396
- Where'd you get the fucked-up dolls?
438
00:22:58,396 --> 00:23:00,479
- I don't have any dolls.
439
00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:04,106
- Combat Queen and Battle Babe.
440
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:09,588
- Oh, what the fuck are you guys?
441
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:13,072
- We are the Metalunans
from the 50th galaxy
442
00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:15,375
in the Zeune nebula.
443
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,564
- Is that like near San Diego?
444
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,622
- We have followed your
transmissions from Earth and we
445
00:23:20,622 --> 00:23:23,631
have watched you fight the
evil beings on your planet.
446
00:23:23,631 --> 00:23:26,098
- Does that mean you're, like, fans?
447
00:23:26,098 --> 00:23:28,515
Midget fans from outer space!
448
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,607
(both laugh)
449
00:23:31,607 --> 00:23:33,002
- Silence!
450
00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:35,497
(electronic wave)
451
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,798
Listen, the United
Federation of Planetoids
452
00:23:38,798 --> 00:23:41,782
have deemed Earth unfit for existence.
453
00:23:41,782 --> 00:23:45,447
And, they intend to destroy your planet.
454
00:23:45,447 --> 00:23:46,715
- That sucks.
455
00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:48,521
- We said silence!
456
00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:50,071
(slapping)
457
00:23:50,071 --> 00:23:50,928
- Ow!
458
00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:54,129
- Now, shut your pieholes, and listen up.
459
00:23:54,129 --> 00:23:56,633
- The only way the world can be saved is
460
00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:59,254
by ridding the Earth of these evildoers.
461
00:23:59,254 --> 00:24:01,721
You two will be given these.
462
00:24:01,721 --> 00:24:04,216
(whooshing)
463
00:24:04,216 --> 00:24:05,716
- Ooh, party time.
464
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,036
- I said silence!
465
00:24:09,036 --> 00:24:10,060
(slapping)
466
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:12,143
- You nasty little sluts!
467
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:17,350
- Listen up, these are
the Betamax Capsules.
468
00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:19,678
They must be used only as devices
469
00:24:19,678 --> 00:24:22,127
of good to create peace on Earth.
470
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,936
Only then can the human race be saved.
471
00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:27,543
Whenever you confront evil, or when you're
472
00:24:27,543 --> 00:24:31,161
in imminent danger, raise
the Betamax Capsules
473
00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:34,243
skyward and yell, "Zippo, zammo!"
474
00:24:34,243 --> 00:24:37,617
And you will become Team Giantess Attack,
475
00:24:37,617 --> 00:24:40,113
fighters of truth and justice!
476
00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:44,196
Use these weapons only in
times of deadly danger!
477
00:24:45,397 --> 00:24:47,537
Are you paying attention?
478
00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:48,370
- Uh huh.
479
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,051
- I'm not talking for my own good.
480
00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:50,884
Oh, my God.
481
00:24:50,884 --> 00:24:52,779
Sis, I told you, we shouldn't come here,
482
00:24:52,779 --> 00:24:54,497
they're worthless, these creatures.
483
00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:56,659
- Well, you wanted to
come here to save them.
484
00:24:56,659 --> 00:24:58,862
- They fight amongst
themselves, they're terrible.
485
00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,354
- I had better things to do myself.
486
00:25:00,354 --> 00:25:02,328
- You know, forget it,
forget we ever came.
487
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:04,315
- They do have the
attention span of monkeys,
488
00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:05,710
you can't fault them for it.
- I don't even know why we
489
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:08,310
came here, this is why no one
wants to help you Earthlings,
490
00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:10,017
they're ridiculous, they're worthless.
491
00:25:10,017 --> 00:25:11,679
They have horrible taste in clothing,
492
00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:12,989
horrible taste in music.
- We came here to save them.
493
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:13,940
- Look at them.
- They don't care.
494
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,401
- Okay, fine, you know what?
495
00:25:15,401 --> 00:25:16,540
If you don't care, we don't either.
496
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,283
I can walk away, I mean...
497
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,951
(both screaming)
498
00:25:20,951 --> 00:25:22,576
- You stupid bitches!
499
00:25:22,576 --> 00:25:24,325
- I have had it with you bitches!
500
00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:25,536
Burn, baby, burn.
501
00:25:25,536 --> 00:25:27,869
(screaming)
502
00:25:28,869 --> 00:25:32,409
- You Earthlings are stupid, stupid!
503
00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:34,841
- The nerve of those bitches, coming into
504
00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:37,050
my apartment and slapping us around.
505
00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:39,566
- Stupid! (coughs)
506
00:25:39,566 --> 00:25:43,653
- Boy, I have seen some weird
fans, but those two were nuts.
507
00:25:43,653 --> 00:25:44,995
- Oh, look, he's cute.
508
00:25:44,995 --> 00:25:46,068
(screaming)
509
00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:47,151
- Oh, my God.
510
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,762
- You Earthlings are stupid.
511
00:25:50,762 --> 00:25:51,595
Stupid!
512
00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:54,407
You stupid bitches!
513
00:25:54,407 --> 00:25:56,762
You Earthlings are so stupid!
514
00:25:56,762 --> 00:25:59,451
- Burn, burn! (laughs)
515
00:25:59,451 --> 00:26:01,469
- (screams) You're so stupid!
516
00:26:01,469 --> 00:26:02,514
- Roger that.
517
00:26:02,514 --> 00:26:04,597
I'm on the boulevard now.
518
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:08,999
Hollywood Boulevard, what a perfect place
519
00:26:08,999 --> 00:26:10,832
for an alien invasion.
520
00:26:16,091 --> 00:26:19,198
- What are we going to do with these?
521
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:21,543
- I know what to do with those.
522
00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:23,487
(both laughing)
523
00:26:23,487 --> 00:26:24,838
(door slams open)
524
00:26:24,838 --> 00:26:26,270
- Freeze, bimbos!
525
00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:29,339
- Look at 'em, Burt, a
couple clam slammers.
526
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,241
- Figures, goddamn dikes.
527
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,860
If I had more time I'd
straighten you lesbos out.
528
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,970
Show you what a real man could do.
529
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,406
- Do you even have a
warrant to be in here?
530
00:26:38,406 --> 00:26:39,924
Or a badge or something?
531
00:26:39,924 --> 00:26:41,943
- We don't need no stinking badges,
532
00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:43,191
or warrants.
533
00:26:43,191 --> 00:26:46,259
- I guess we better
cooperate, Battle Babe.
534
00:26:46,259 --> 00:26:48,412
- Cut the code talk tuna breath.
535
00:26:48,412 --> 00:26:50,524
Stick out your hands, lesbos.
536
00:26:50,524 --> 00:26:52,118
- Larry, cuff 'em.
537
00:26:52,118 --> 00:26:55,368
(punching and kicking)
538
00:26:58,912 --> 00:27:00,853
(crashing)
539
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,754
- Let's try this shit out!
540
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,647
- Here goes nothing.
541
00:27:04,647 --> 00:27:07,197
- Zippo, zammo!
- Zippo, zammo!
542
00:27:07,197 --> 00:27:08,818
(electronic ringing)
543
00:27:08,818 --> 00:27:11,759
- [Narrator] Touching the
Betamax Capsules together
544
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:15,371
Deidre and Freida become
Team Giantess Attack.
545
00:27:15,371 --> 00:27:18,711
(electronic ringing)
546
00:27:18,711 --> 00:27:21,653
- Hi, I'm the Poor Man, host
of Poor Man's Bikini Beach,
547
00:27:21,653 --> 00:27:24,688
and we're in Hollywood right
now awaiting the arrival
548
00:27:24,688 --> 00:27:26,982
of the Swedish Bikini Girls, Bikini Team.
549
00:27:26,982 --> 00:27:28,769
They're about to get their star
550
00:27:28,769 --> 00:27:30,723
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
551
00:27:30,723 --> 00:27:32,622
(glass crashing)
552
00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:33,455
Oh, wow!
553
00:27:34,899 --> 00:27:38,058
(car alarms ringing)
554
00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:39,331
(building crashing)
555
00:27:39,331 --> 00:27:42,099
- Code red, code red, get me my tank!
556
00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:44,110
(car alarms ringing)
557
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:47,110
(building crashing)
558
00:27:52,475 --> 00:27:55,464
- Wow, I'd walk a thousand
miles through broken glass
559
00:27:55,464 --> 00:27:57,577
just to hear her piss in the sink.
560
00:27:57,577 --> 00:28:00,356
- Whoa, wait a minute, they look familiar.
561
00:28:00,356 --> 00:28:03,606
Aren't those those two famous TV girls?
562
00:28:06,407 --> 00:28:10,906
Forget the Swedish Bikini
Team, those girls are hot.
563
00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:13,406
(car crashes)
564
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:16,639
(laughing)
565
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,157
- Oh, this is wonderful!
566
00:28:24,157 --> 00:28:24,990
Oh shit!
567
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,865
- Oh, you think that's so funny.
568
00:28:27,865 --> 00:28:29,249
- Yeah, I really do.
569
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,507
- Really?
- Yes!
570
00:28:30,507 --> 00:28:32,590
- What beautiful breasts!
571
00:28:34,637 --> 00:28:36,637
- We're like, big again!
572
00:28:38,544 --> 00:28:41,415
(men catcalling)
573
00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:42,677
- Oh, man.
574
00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:45,266
- Hey, let's go down to
that dick, Joel's office.
575
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:46,566
- Payback's a bitch.
576
00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:47,399
- Mmhmm.
577
00:28:49,407 --> 00:28:52,061
- Wait, wait, don't go, TMZ, TMZ!
578
00:28:52,061 --> 00:28:55,303
No other TMZ around, this
is my dream come true!
579
00:28:55,303 --> 00:28:57,816
Wait a minute, you're
Battle Babe, aren't you?
580
00:28:57,816 --> 00:28:59,616
From that TV show, Battle Babe.
581
00:28:59,616 --> 00:29:01,482
- Battle Babe and Combat Queen.
582
00:29:01,482 --> 00:29:03,057
Who wants an autograph?
583
00:29:03,057 --> 00:29:05,314
- Give me some sexy poses, Battle Babe.
584
00:29:05,314 --> 00:29:06,217
Woowee!
585
00:29:06,217 --> 00:29:07,762
That's it, that's it!
586
00:29:07,762 --> 00:29:10,718
Bend down, stick out the
boobs, give me some boobs!
587
00:29:10,718 --> 00:29:12,964
- I can't believe what's happening next!
588
00:29:12,964 --> 00:29:14,833
How could it have all started?
589
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:17,270
- Old Harv is going to
bust a nut on this one.
590
00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:20,585
Oh, man, I'll be a TMZ
legend when this is done.
591
00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:22,849
You ladies are luscious and lacivious.
592
00:29:22,849 --> 00:29:23,843
- Battle Babe?
593
00:29:23,843 --> 00:29:24,903
Combat Queen?
594
00:29:24,903 --> 00:29:27,697
It's me, Jeff, your biggest fan!
595
00:29:27,697 --> 00:29:30,280
Let me come up, let me come up.
596
00:29:32,246 --> 00:29:34,067
- Hello, darling.
597
00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:36,916
- Okay, hold it for a
selfie, hold it for a selfie.
598
00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:39,141
This is the best day of my entire life.
599
00:29:39,141 --> 00:29:40,900
- They got big knockers on 'em.
600
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,471
- Oh, big 'ole knockers, huh.
601
00:29:42,471 --> 00:29:43,981
- Okay, a little to the left.
602
00:29:43,981 --> 00:29:45,517
No, no, a little to the right.
603
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:46,955
To the left, to the left.
604
00:29:46,955 --> 00:29:49,273
No more to the right, more to the right.
605
00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:51,549
Okay, to the left, to
the right, to the right.
606
00:29:51,549 --> 00:29:54,288
Okay, just like that, stay
there, stay there, stay there.
607
00:29:54,288 --> 00:29:56,760
Yes, I got it, I got
it, my new profile pic!
608
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,661
My new profile pic, Battle Babe!
609
00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:00,389
- Okay, darling, that's enough.
610
00:30:00,389 --> 00:30:01,963
I'm going to let you down.
611
00:30:01,963 --> 00:30:04,333
- No, no I can let myself down.
612
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,143
Whoa, whoa, boobies!
613
00:30:06,143 --> 00:30:09,532
Whoa, this is great, you
must be horny for me.
614
00:30:09,532 --> 00:30:11,171
(slaps)
615
00:30:11,171 --> 00:30:12,029
Oohh!
616
00:30:12,029 --> 00:30:14,029
(thuds)
617
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:18,770
(airplane engines)
618
00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:21,520
(dramatic music)
619
00:30:29,439 --> 00:30:33,804
- This is fun, let's go
down to Capitol Records.
620
00:30:33,804 --> 00:30:37,672
- Super Rangers, I auditioned for that.
621
00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:39,375
They didn't cast me.
622
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:41,375
- They are so small now.
623
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:46,195
- Uh, oh, they're on
the move, and so are we.
624
00:30:46,195 --> 00:30:47,454
(smashing car)
625
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:48,504
(car alarm)
626
00:30:48,504 --> 00:30:51,780
- I think I stepped in some gum.
627
00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:54,030
Oh, wait, no, it's a truck.
628
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:58,834
(planes flying)
629
00:31:00,086 --> 00:31:03,086
(booming footsteps)
630
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:24,679
- Hard keepin' up with these
broads, let me tell you.
631
00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:26,697
Alright, this one's for the Instagram.
632
00:31:26,697 --> 00:31:27,878
(laughs)
633
00:31:27,878 --> 00:31:31,448
- It looks like our career
has been saved in a big way.
634
00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:32,495
- Totally.
635
00:31:32,495 --> 00:31:35,591
- Maybe I can start a fetish
website with this stuff.
636
00:31:35,591 --> 00:31:36,813
- Hey, cutie.
637
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:39,397
- Oh, the camera loves ya.
638
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,897
(jet engines)
639
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,442
(explosion)
640
00:31:47,442 --> 00:31:48,359
Oh, my God.
641
00:31:50,131 --> 00:31:51,971
- Oh, my God.
642
00:31:51,971 --> 00:31:55,554
(explosions and screaming)
643
00:32:06,087 --> 00:32:08,837
(military music)
644
00:32:11,324 --> 00:32:14,147
- Now that I have your attention
645
00:32:14,147 --> 00:32:17,896
my name is General Smedley Pittsburgh.
646
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,459
You women have acquired something
647
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,720
that does not belong to you.
648
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,826
You need to come with me now.
649
00:32:24,826 --> 00:32:26,447
Understand?
650
00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:31,296
I'm General Smedley Pittsburgh
from Butler, Pennsylvania.
651
00:32:31,296 --> 00:32:35,463
We were called in to Los
Angeles on a covert mission
652
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:41,503
going after two gargantuan
females who had absconded
653
00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:45,453
with stolen alien technology
that I cannot talk about.
654
00:32:45,453 --> 00:32:49,221
- Seems like the military has
some issue with these giants.
655
00:32:49,221 --> 00:32:51,335
- You're the one that sent those jerks
656
00:32:51,335 --> 00:32:53,387
to Freida's apartment this morning.
657
00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:54,565
- That's classified.
658
00:32:54,565 --> 00:32:56,222
- Where are you taking us?
659
00:32:56,222 --> 00:32:57,318
- Classified.
660
00:32:57,318 --> 00:32:59,183
- Give us a minute.
661
00:32:59,183 --> 00:33:00,816
- What do you think?
662
00:33:00,816 --> 00:33:02,776
- I don't know, I don't trust him.
663
00:33:02,776 --> 00:33:04,743
I mean he just totally blew the top
664
00:33:04,743 --> 00:33:06,594
off the Capitol Records building.
665
00:33:06,594 --> 00:33:07,427
- I know.
666
00:33:07,427 --> 00:33:09,758
- [Man] Leave them alone,
they're not hurting anybody.
667
00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:11,576
- Boo, nobody wants you.
- Hey, leave them alone!
668
00:33:11,576 --> 00:33:13,303
(crowd yelling)
669
00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:16,304
- Hey, you military, what's
your problem, anyway, huh?
670
00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:19,144
- Look, Kilgore, we're going
to hang out with our fans
671
00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,523
for awhile and then we'll come with you.
672
00:33:21,523 --> 00:33:23,648
- I got something for your fans!
673
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:26,107
(gunfire)
674
00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,357
(laughing)
675
00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:36,167
Fire the big guns!
676
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,517
(guns blast)
677
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:43,287
- Deidre!
678
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:49,440
(crashing and explosions)
679
00:33:51,226 --> 00:33:54,877
- Guess we showed them
who's boss. (laughs)
680
00:33:54,877 --> 00:33:56,084
- Are you okay?
681
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:57,762
- That didn't hurt a bit.
682
00:33:57,762 --> 00:33:59,199
I feel fabulous.
683
00:33:59,199 --> 00:34:00,945
- (giggles) You look fabulous.
684
00:34:00,945 --> 00:34:02,491
- You look fabulous.
685
00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:05,369
- We're fabulous!
- We're fabulous!
686
00:34:05,369 --> 00:34:07,485
- Come on out if you're still alive!
687
00:34:07,485 --> 00:34:10,985
- Looks like General Inchworm wants a war.
688
00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:14,336
- Ready, Combat Queen?
689
00:34:14,336 --> 00:34:17,138
- Let's get 'em, Battle Babe.
690
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,737
(rock music)
691
00:34:19,737 --> 00:34:21,388
- Fire!
692
00:34:21,388 --> 00:34:23,805
(gun blasts)
693
00:34:26,077 --> 00:34:27,327
Where'd she go?
694
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:31,393
(building crumbling)
695
00:34:48,097 --> 00:34:50,264
(gunfire)
696
00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:17,313
(liquid splattering)
697
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:30,618
Holy, mother Mary, Lord of
Jesus, she pissed on me!
698
00:35:30,618 --> 00:35:31,451
- Oops.
699
00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,723
(booms)
700
00:35:34,723 --> 00:35:35,640
Oh, my God!
701
00:35:44,615 --> 00:35:47,532
They proceeded to stomp and destroy
702
00:35:51,221 --> 00:35:54,804
and piss on the entire
city of Los Angeles.
703
00:35:56,647 --> 00:35:59,147
(tank engine)
704
00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,379
(laser shooting)
705
00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:15,692
Oh, God, let the Air Force
handle them loaded broads.
706
00:36:16,891 --> 00:36:19,058
(gunfire)
707
00:36:21,087 --> 00:36:24,087
(building crashing)
708
00:36:36,689 --> 00:36:39,272
(ray blasting)
709
00:36:45,563 --> 00:36:47,730
(gunfire)
710
00:36:49,444 --> 00:36:52,027
(ray blasting)
711
00:37:18,531 --> 00:37:20,948
(jet engine)
712
00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:32,626
(gunfire)
713
00:37:56,962 --> 00:37:59,712
(glass crashing)
714
00:38:31,615 --> 00:38:34,258
- Shoot 'em, I'd rather buy them a drink.
715
00:38:34,258 --> 00:38:38,341
- Man, I don't think they
make drinks big enough.
716
00:38:47,310 --> 00:38:49,700
(plane beeping)
717
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,117
(explosions)
718
00:38:55,336 --> 00:38:58,523
- They stomped the kids,
they stomped the buildings.
719
00:38:58,523 --> 00:39:01,202
They tore apart the Scientology building.
720
00:39:01,202 --> 00:39:04,613
They tore apart every single
building on that strip.
721
00:39:04,613 --> 00:39:07,127
Only good thing was all
those liberal pansies
722
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,844
got it where they needed to.
723
00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:12,064
We can't watch any more movies
now, they're all in Chinese,
724
00:39:12,064 --> 00:39:15,001
and I really hate reading subtitles
725
00:39:15,001 --> 00:39:18,979
because, well, I kinda have
a 9th grade reading level.
726
00:39:18,979 --> 00:39:20,795
- I'd like to thank the Academy
727
00:39:20,795 --> 00:39:23,055
for giving me this piece of shit award.
728
00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:25,089
- Ooh, looks like you found a big guy
729
00:39:25,089 --> 00:39:26,911
for your awesomely big needs.
730
00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:27,744
- Totally.
731
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,641
- Totally. (giggles)
732
00:39:29,641 --> 00:39:31,808
(gunfire)
733
00:39:34,099 --> 00:39:36,307
(smashing)
734
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:39,390
(soldiers screaming)
735
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:53,831
- What do we do, buy her a
pair of shoes, or shoot at her?
736
00:39:53,831 --> 00:39:56,605
- I can't afford shoes
for those deadly feet.
737
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,600
These broads, I tell ya.
738
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,645
First they want the right to
vote, then they want equal pay.
739
00:40:02,645 --> 00:40:04,821
Next thing you know they grow giant
740
00:40:04,821 --> 00:40:06,244
and they step on ya!
741
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:09,353
Their demands never end,
it just never ends, Burt!
742
00:40:09,353 --> 00:40:11,264
A guy just can't get ahead.
743
00:40:11,264 --> 00:40:14,026
We're just toys to be
used and thrown away!
744
00:40:14,026 --> 00:40:15,901
- Get ahold of yourself, Chet,
745
00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:18,774
you've gone loco, man, you've gone loco!
746
00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:19,920
- I'm sorry.
747
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,968
- You cool?
748
00:40:20,968 --> 00:40:23,069
- I was having flashbacks of watching
749
00:40:23,069 --> 00:40:25,246
Glitter when I was a kid.
750
00:40:25,246 --> 00:40:29,418
Mariah Carey was so, her
feet were so sexy, and her...
751
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:32,332
- Forget about Glitter, we don't need
752
00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:34,415
to relive that nightmare!
753
00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:38,618
Hey, snugglebuns, why not just give up?
754
00:40:38,618 --> 00:40:40,890
- Yeah, we won't hurt you.
755
00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:44,286
Just like you women have
done to me my whole life!
756
00:40:44,286 --> 00:40:47,918
- For God's sake, Chet, give it a rest.
757
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:50,585
(blowing smoke)
758
00:40:51,935 --> 00:40:54,185
(coughing)
759
00:40:59,121 --> 00:41:01,475
(gunfire)
760
00:41:01,475 --> 00:41:04,546
- I don't know why we're messing
with this frontal assault.
761
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,644
I always penetrate from the rear.
762
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,811
(gunfire)
763
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:20,272
(men screaming)
764
00:41:23,825 --> 00:41:26,492
(blowing smoke)
765
00:41:31,914 --> 00:41:34,890
- Whoa, that's what I'm talking about.
766
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:37,140
(laughing)
767
00:41:38,939 --> 00:41:40,785
- I'm very lucky that Meryl Streep
768
00:41:40,785 --> 00:41:42,907
wasn't eligible for this year's award.
769
00:41:42,907 --> 00:41:45,845
- Freida, Freida, come over
here and suck on this shit.
770
00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:47,978
- Oh, yeah!
- Yes!
771
00:41:47,978 --> 00:41:50,228
(laughing)
772
00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:54,696
(sucking)
773
00:41:58,170 --> 00:41:59,753
- Hold it, hold it.
774
00:42:01,176 --> 00:42:03,012
(blows out)
775
00:42:03,012 --> 00:42:04,510
- That's good shit.
776
00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:07,454
(laughing)
777
00:42:07,454 --> 00:42:08,871
- Okay, one more.
778
00:42:13,005 --> 00:42:15,172
(sucking)
779
00:42:17,723 --> 00:42:20,307
(coughing)
780
00:42:20,307 --> 00:42:22,803
(laughing)
781
00:42:22,803 --> 00:42:25,687
- Hey, where did you,
where did you get these
782
00:42:25,687 --> 00:42:28,487
- I found them in the dumpster.
783
00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:31,639
I hate to let good food go to waste.
784
00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:33,722
(thumps)
785
00:42:36,277 --> 00:42:38,610
- Guys, where were you, man?
786
00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:42,580
Come on, let's go, I'll lead the way.
787
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,830
(laughing)
788
00:42:50,924 --> 00:42:53,584
- Hey, General, you smell like piss.
789
00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:56,547
- Yeah, some guys are
paying good money for that.
790
00:42:56,547 --> 00:42:59,781
- Boys, you suffer from reefer madness.
791
00:42:59,781 --> 00:43:02,529
(laughing)
792
00:43:02,529 --> 00:43:04,325
I'll stop them.
793
00:43:04,325 --> 00:43:05,575
- Bye, General.
794
00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:10,512
(gunfire)
795
00:43:10,512 --> 00:43:11,345
- Ow!
796
00:43:12,772 --> 00:43:16,861
- Hey, Kilgore, you lost,
so give it up, already.
797
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,642
- You think this is a game?
798
00:43:19,642 --> 00:43:21,345
- He looks pissed.
799
00:43:21,345 --> 00:43:24,386
(both laughing)
800
00:43:24,386 --> 00:43:28,918
- Wait, wait, wait, hey,
Kilgore, I have a game for you.
801
00:43:28,918 --> 00:43:30,501
- No, dear God, no!
802
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:35,536
- It's called, what did
I have for breakfast?
803
00:43:35,536 --> 00:43:37,535
- No, no, not that!
- Ready?
804
00:43:37,535 --> 00:43:39,741
- Please, not that, please!
805
00:43:39,741 --> 00:43:41,256
(screams)
806
00:43:41,256 --> 00:43:43,111
- Normally I wouldn't do anal,
807
00:43:43,111 --> 00:43:45,118
but since you're being such a dick.
808
00:43:45,118 --> 00:43:46,124
- Oh, my God!
809
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,977
Oh, my God, you did not
just do that, no way!
810
00:43:48,977 --> 00:43:50,393
- Yeah, way!
811
00:43:50,393 --> 00:43:52,393
Oh, is he biting my ass?
812
00:43:53,613 --> 00:43:54,446
Oh, ooohh!
813
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,552
(panting)
814
00:44:00,552 --> 00:44:01,581
- You bitch!
815
00:44:01,581 --> 00:44:03,998
- Did it taste good up there?
816
00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:07,629
How does it feel to be
Richard Gere's gerbil?
817
00:44:07,629 --> 00:44:08,844
- I'm gonna kill ya.
818
00:44:08,844 --> 00:44:10,094
I'm gonna kill you.
819
00:44:10,094 --> 00:44:13,089
- But wait a second, what
did I have for breakfast?
820
00:44:13,089 --> 00:44:13,922
- Let me go!
821
00:44:13,922 --> 00:44:16,140
- Hey, Deidre, stop hogging the sex toy.
822
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:16,973
- Okay.
823
00:44:16,973 --> 00:44:18,586
- Let me go, let me go!
824
00:44:18,586 --> 00:44:20,735
- I'm really horny from all that weed.
825
00:44:20,735 --> 00:44:23,331
Let's try a different port of entry.
826
00:44:23,331 --> 00:44:27,450
Now if I have any polyps up
there, you let me know, okay?
827
00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:29,158
- Stop, stop!
828
00:44:29,158 --> 00:44:32,154
- I'll be gentle, it'll be real nice.
829
00:44:32,154 --> 00:44:34,368
It'll be tight, but nice.
830
00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:36,262
Nice and tight.
831
00:44:36,262 --> 00:44:38,012
- No, no, no, no, no!
832
00:44:40,517 --> 00:44:44,716
- Oh, oh, oh shit this makes
the best vibrator ever!
833
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:46,255
Oh shit!
834
00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:48,636
- Move him around up there.
835
00:44:48,636 --> 00:44:50,226
(Freida gasps)
836
00:44:50,226 --> 00:44:51,192
- Oh, yeah!
837
00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:53,357
(Freida screams)
838
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,566
- I think he might suffocate.
839
00:44:55,566 --> 00:44:57,457
(Freida gasps)
840
00:44:57,457 --> 00:45:00,992
(General gasping and coughing)
841
00:45:00,992 --> 00:45:04,832
- You know, Deidre, no
matter how hot a girl is,
842
00:45:04,832 --> 00:45:08,040
there's always some guy
who's sick of her shit.
843
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,387
- True, Combat Queen, true.
844
00:45:10,387 --> 00:45:12,915
(both laughing)
845
00:45:12,915 --> 00:45:14,347
- You bitches!
846
00:45:14,347 --> 00:45:15,347
You bitches!
847
00:45:16,328 --> 00:45:20,495
I went into a cavity of
deep, unspeakable horrors.
848
00:45:22,572 --> 00:45:27,000
Most nights, I feel like
I'm still in that cavity.
849
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,122
They broke all the rules
of war when they did that.
850
00:45:30,122 --> 00:45:32,832
Those big tall girls, they're terrorists.
851
00:45:32,832 --> 00:45:36,084
They're up-the-butt terrorists,
that's what they are.
852
00:45:36,084 --> 00:45:37,990
- What do you want to do now?
853
00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:40,987
- I don't know, maybe we
should lay low for awhile.
854
00:45:40,987 --> 00:45:42,637
- I know just the place.
855
00:45:42,637 --> 00:45:44,872
- Stop, stop, listen to me!
856
00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:47,207
- Are you still talking, assface?
857
00:45:47,207 --> 00:45:50,481
- You two will not stop growing.
858
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:53,802
When you two broads get on your periods
859
00:45:53,802 --> 00:45:56,219
you'll get bigger and bigger.
860
00:45:57,145 --> 00:45:59,675
And then your combined biomass
861
00:45:59,675 --> 00:46:01,646
will knock the Earth out of orbit!
862
00:46:01,646 --> 00:46:03,483
- Sounds like a bad sci-fi movie.
863
00:46:03,483 --> 00:46:05,553
- Think of the children, will ya?
864
00:46:05,553 --> 00:46:08,287
Only I, I got the cure.
865
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:10,620
So you gots to come with me.
866
00:46:11,616 --> 00:46:13,133
Please?
867
00:46:13,133 --> 00:46:16,467
- You want to pay that prick Joel a visit?
868
00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:19,000
- Nah, he seems so small now.
869
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,031
- Yeah, insignificant, we're
so much bigger than that.
870
00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:24,316
- Way above it all.
871
00:46:24,316 --> 00:46:25,149
- Mmhmm.
872
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:28,520
- Let's go have some more of
that weed and head out of town.
873
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,727
- You're dealing with
stolen alien technology!
874
00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:34,394
Wait, no, come back!
875
00:46:36,328 --> 00:46:39,996
When a grown man gets
pissed on in front of
876
00:46:39,996 --> 00:46:43,819
the whole world, well, there
ain't no coming back from that.
877
00:46:43,819 --> 00:46:47,319
So it's time to, time to get that pension.
878
00:46:49,594 --> 00:46:53,784
And when I went to the VA,
because I was shattered by
879
00:46:53,784 --> 00:46:57,951
this experience, they said,
yeah, well, you got PTSD,
880
00:46:59,872 --> 00:47:02,839
but you don't have the regular kind.
881
00:47:02,839 --> 00:47:05,469
And I was like, well, what
are you talking about,
882
00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:07,246
not the regular kind?
883
00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:11,246
They said I had Piss
Traumatic Syndrome Disorder
884
00:47:12,244 --> 00:47:16,109
and that don't qualify
me for no disability.
885
00:47:16,109 --> 00:47:18,942
(fast rock music)
886
00:47:19,818 --> 00:47:21,151
- Bye, shitface.
887
00:47:23,931 --> 00:47:25,139
- Hey, Deidre.
888
00:47:25,139 --> 00:47:26,097
- Huh?
889
00:47:26,097 --> 00:47:28,423
- How do we get small again?
890
00:47:28,423 --> 00:47:31,006
- Huh, I never thought of that.
891
00:47:32,626 --> 00:47:33,898
- I'm hungry.
892
00:47:33,898 --> 00:47:36,048
You want to rip the roof off that Sizzler
893
00:47:36,048 --> 00:47:37,622
all-you-can-eat salad bar?
894
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:41,040
- What if we do like, that,
zippo zammo thing again?
895
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,133
- Too bad we fried those little bitches
896
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,899
before we knew what's what.
897
00:47:44,899 --> 00:47:47,799
- Do you still have your Betamax Capsule?
898
00:47:47,799 --> 00:47:50,132
- Yeah, it's here somewhere.
899
00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:57,823
- Zippo, zammo!
- Zippo, zammo!
900
00:47:57,823 --> 00:48:00,208
- [Narrator] Touching the Betamex Capsules
901
00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:03,306
together Deidre and Freida
become Team Giantess Attack.
902
00:48:03,306 --> 00:48:04,413
- Whoa, whoa!
903
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:07,163
Oh boy, we're in big trouble now!
904
00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:13,809
- What do you mean they're giants?
905
00:48:13,809 --> 00:48:17,146
(electronic wave)
906
00:48:17,146 --> 00:48:18,396
They're giants!
907
00:48:19,968 --> 00:48:21,964
Get me outta here!
908
00:48:21,964 --> 00:48:24,964
- We keep growing bigger and bigger.
909
00:48:27,007 --> 00:48:31,322
- Good thing our clothes
keep stretching with us.
910
00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:34,072
(dramatic music)
911
00:48:37,287 --> 00:48:40,037
(crowd cheering)
912
00:48:48,873 --> 00:48:51,706
(woman screaming)
913
00:49:03,312 --> 00:49:06,210
(crunching)
914
00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:08,960
(crowd clapping)
915
00:49:13,448 --> 00:49:15,256
- What are you doing?
916
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:16,089
- Nothing.
917
00:49:18,557 --> 00:49:22,420
- Oh, look, I can see
Beverly Hills from here.
918
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:23,253
- Oohh.
919
00:49:24,258 --> 00:49:26,675
- There's that rat face Joel!
920
00:49:29,808 --> 00:49:31,427
(laughs)
921
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:34,935
He's getting away with all our money!
922
00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:37,743
(disco music)
923
00:49:37,743 --> 00:49:39,000
- Oh,
924
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,833
my, God!
925
00:49:41,681 --> 00:49:43,014
- Let's get him.
926
00:49:43,911 --> 00:49:45,409
(tires squealing)
927
00:49:45,409 --> 00:49:46,826
- You go get him.
928
00:49:48,105 --> 00:49:51,688
- I can't believe this,
are you kidding me?
929
00:49:54,222 --> 00:49:55,055
Woo, yeah!
930
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:00,853
Oh, that was close.
931
00:50:08,065 --> 00:50:10,267
(pounding)
932
00:50:10,267 --> 00:50:13,246
- It's closed, there's no food!
933
00:50:13,246 --> 00:50:15,496
(crashing)
934
00:50:16,761 --> 00:50:18,333
No food!
935
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,750
I've got the munchies so bad!
936
00:50:25,243 --> 00:50:27,660
- Yeah, going good now, baby.
937
00:50:29,436 --> 00:50:32,101
(crashing)
938
00:50:32,101 --> 00:50:34,772
What, are you kidding me?
939
00:50:34,772 --> 00:50:38,093
(smashes road)
940
00:50:38,093 --> 00:50:38,926
The worst!
941
00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:44,655
(smashing buildings)
942
00:51:08,562 --> 00:51:09,729
What the hell.
943
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,117
(rock music)
944
00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:29,603
No, no, Freida wait.
945
00:51:29,603 --> 00:51:31,305
We could work it out.
946
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:32,994
Come on, Freida, it's me.
947
00:51:32,994 --> 00:51:34,691
Don't we work well together?
948
00:51:34,691 --> 00:51:36,950
We're friends, we have good memories.
949
00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:39,175
Put me down, please, put me down.
950
00:51:39,175 --> 00:51:40,870
We can bring the show back.
951
00:51:40,870 --> 00:51:42,290
I'll make you a big star.
952
00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:45,430
You'll be bigger than
ever, you'll be huge.
953
00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:47,871
- Joel, I am a big star.
954
00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:50,941
It's the pictures that
have gotten smaller.
955
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,441
- Oh, put me down.
956
00:51:53,423 --> 00:51:55,506
Freida, come on, it's me.
957
00:51:56,965 --> 00:52:01,108
Freida, don't, don't,
look, spit, don't swallow.
958
00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:03,152
Yes, spit, please spit.
959
00:52:03,152 --> 00:52:05,026
Spit, don't swallow.
960
00:52:05,026 --> 00:52:05,859
No!
961
00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:09,919
- Joel, I always swallow.
962
00:52:11,442 --> 00:52:14,025
(police siren)
963
00:52:30,964 --> 00:52:32,399
- Oh, my God!
964
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:35,189
Look at the size of these losers.
965
00:52:35,189 --> 00:52:36,022
Hey, you!
966
00:52:37,503 --> 00:52:41,546
You can't rip on Billy Idol
that way, he's my hero!
967
00:52:41,546 --> 00:52:43,963
(shoots gun)
968
00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:49,799
(screams)
969
00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:08,407
- Well, Deidre, a lot of evil
men got trampled on today.
970
00:53:08,407 --> 00:53:10,325
- And a few good ones, too.
971
00:53:10,325 --> 00:53:12,424
- We're like real superheroes now.
972
00:53:12,424 --> 00:53:13,257
- I know.
973
00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:14,646
- We fight evil and shit.
974
00:53:14,646 --> 00:53:15,623
- Yeah!
975
00:53:15,623 --> 00:53:17,165
(both giggling)
976
00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:18,111
Ooh!
977
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,789
Foot fetish weirdos!
978
00:53:19,789 --> 00:53:21,974
- Wherever there's some creepy dude
979
00:53:21,974 --> 00:53:24,179
stepping on a little guy, we'll be there.
980
00:53:24,179 --> 00:53:27,186
Wherever there's evil in
the world, we'll be there!
981
00:53:27,186 --> 00:53:28,698
Wherever...
982
00:53:28,698 --> 00:53:30,358
(phone ringing)
983
00:53:30,358 --> 00:53:32,117
What's that beeping sound?
984
00:53:32,117 --> 00:53:33,762
- What beeping sound?
985
00:53:33,762 --> 00:53:35,173
I don't hear anything.
986
00:53:35,173 --> 00:53:37,441
- No, it sounds like a cell phone.
987
00:53:37,441 --> 00:53:40,191
(phones ringing)
988
00:53:43,717 --> 00:53:46,650
Why are there cell phones
going off in your stomach?
989
00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:48,627
- Wow, how did that get there?
990
00:53:48,627 --> 00:53:50,672
- You're not eating people are you?
991
00:53:50,672 --> 00:53:53,641
- No, what makes you think that?
992
00:53:53,641 --> 00:53:55,790
- How many people have you eaten?
993
00:53:55,790 --> 00:53:58,656
- How can you accuse me of such a thing?
994
00:53:58,656 --> 00:53:59,668
Okay, fine.
995
00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:03,768
I was hungry for Mexican,
so I ate a Mexican.
996
00:54:03,768 --> 00:54:07,657
Mariachi band and a cop and
a couple of other people.
997
00:54:07,657 --> 00:54:10,366
I had the munchies from the weed.
998
00:54:10,366 --> 00:54:12,919
- There are tons of cell phones and pagers
999
00:54:12,919 --> 00:54:14,940
and radios going off in your tummy!
1000
00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:17,199
- Are you going to get all self-righteous
1001
00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:19,264
on me and whine and bitch all day?
1002
00:54:19,264 --> 00:54:21,279
I am sorry, it won't happen again.
1003
00:54:21,279 --> 00:54:22,446
Are you happy?
1004
00:54:23,308 --> 00:54:25,975
(phone ringing)
1005
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,431
What the hell is that?
1006
00:54:32,816 --> 00:54:33,733
- Uh, Joel.
1007
00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:37,403
I ate Joel.
1008
00:54:38,938 --> 00:54:40,604
Kosher.
1009
00:54:40,604 --> 00:54:43,322
- You said you were vegan.
1010
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:46,595
For eight seasons I have been putting up
1011
00:54:46,595 --> 00:54:48,612
with your self-righteous crap.
1012
00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:50,290
You're a scene stealing...
1013
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:52,085
- Shut up, you bitch! (crashing)
1014
00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:53,759
- That is it, Combat Girl!
1015
00:54:53,759 --> 00:54:55,938
- Oh, yeah, you want it!
1016
00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:59,188
(yelling and fighting)
1017
00:55:03,903 --> 00:55:05,903
- Bitch, eat this bitch!
1018
00:55:07,566 --> 00:55:10,382
Here's a ball, you like balls, don't you?
1019
00:55:10,382 --> 00:55:12,341
- Stop messing up my hair!
1020
00:55:12,341 --> 00:55:14,225
How about a building?
1021
00:55:14,225 --> 00:55:17,642
(screaming and fighting)
1022
00:55:19,762 --> 00:55:21,078
- [Deidre] Tramp!
1023
00:55:21,078 --> 00:55:23,395
- [Freida] I'm not a
tramp, you're a tramp!
1024
00:55:23,395 --> 00:55:26,289
I'm just easy, I'm not
up for the rough stuff.
1025
00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:28,692
- [Deidre] You're just jealous, sidekick!
1026
00:55:28,692 --> 00:55:30,429
- [Freida] I'll kick your side.
1027
00:55:30,429 --> 00:55:31,546
- [Deidre] Slut!
1028
00:55:31,546 --> 00:55:33,436
- [Freida] Takes one to know one!
1029
00:55:33,436 --> 00:55:35,445
- [Deidre] What a great comeback.
1030
00:55:35,445 --> 00:55:37,737
- [Freida] You know all about comebacks.
1031
00:55:37,737 --> 00:55:40,116
- [Deidre] You'll never make one, whore.
1032
00:55:40,116 --> 00:55:43,366
(yelling and crashing)
1033
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:56,527
(police sirens)
1034
00:56:01,073 --> 00:56:04,424
- I guess you can take the
ho out of Hollywood, oh!
1035
00:56:04,424 --> 00:56:05,459
(smashes sign)
1036
00:56:05,459 --> 00:56:08,126
You want some wood, Battle Babe?
1037
00:56:09,478 --> 00:56:11,279
- That's it, kosher breath!
1038
00:56:11,279 --> 00:56:12,362
- Oh, yeah?
1039
00:56:12,362 --> 00:56:15,779
(screaming and grunting)
1040
00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:22,586
(foghorn)
1041
00:56:27,883 --> 00:56:29,735
- [Chet] It's a strange day,
1042
00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:32,412
just like that day on Hollywood Boulevard.
1043
00:56:32,412 --> 00:56:34,733
That giant broad that got us stoned.
1044
00:56:34,733 --> 00:56:36,470
- Don't bring that up again,
1045
00:56:36,470 --> 00:56:38,257
that nightmare.
1046
00:56:38,257 --> 00:56:40,947
Poor General Pittsburgh.
1047
00:56:40,947 --> 00:56:43,040
- [Chet] I tell ya, no man should have
1048
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,917
to endure what he went through.
1049
00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:48,018
A hot, sexy mess of a woman
treating a man like a sex toy.
1050
00:56:48,018 --> 00:56:50,427
That's the things nightmares are made of.
1051
00:56:50,427 --> 00:56:53,108
- Get ahold of yourself.
1052
00:56:53,108 --> 00:56:55,553
- It reminds me of a kid watching Glitter.
1053
00:56:55,553 --> 00:56:59,155
- For God sakes forget about Mariah Carey.
1054
00:56:59,155 --> 00:57:03,590
- Hey, pick up your mop,
get to mopping already.
1055
00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:06,196
- It was right after 9/11.
1056
00:57:06,196 --> 00:57:08,335
We thought the nightmare was over.
1057
00:57:08,335 --> 00:57:10,049
Then Glitter came out.
1058
00:57:10,049 --> 00:57:11,484
Her sexy feet.
1059
00:57:11,484 --> 00:57:13,646
- [Burt] Don't relive the nightmare.
1060
00:57:13,646 --> 00:57:14,729
- You're right.
1061
00:57:14,729 --> 00:57:16,730
- We took a job on this ship.
1062
00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:20,118
We're far away from those things.
1063
00:57:20,118 --> 00:57:23,118
(lightning strikes)
1064
00:57:24,242 --> 00:57:26,992
(woman laughing)
1065
00:57:28,050 --> 00:57:30,050
- What the hell is that?
1066
00:57:31,410 --> 00:57:34,160
(woman laughing)
1067
00:57:37,002 --> 00:57:38,669
- I'm back, bitches!
1068
00:57:40,815 --> 00:57:43,482
(men screaming)
1069
00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:47,690
(waves crashing)
1070
00:57:50,813 --> 00:57:53,146
(screaming)
1071
00:57:56,144 --> 00:57:58,703
- [Narrator] Will the
Metalunans destroy Earth
1072
00:57:58,703 --> 00:58:00,034
and all its people?
1073
00:58:00,034 --> 00:58:02,328
Will Team Giantess
Attack diminish in size?
1074
00:58:02,328 --> 00:58:04,205
Will General Pittsburgh overcome
1075
00:58:04,205 --> 00:58:05,921
his Post Piss Stress Disorder?
1076
00:58:05,921 --> 00:58:09,268
Don't miss the next exciting
episode of Giantess Attack.
1077
00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:11,724
Brought to you by Carmel
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1078
00:58:11,724 --> 00:58:14,060
The delicious way to start any breakfast.
1079
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:17,354
Carmel Cookie Candy Smacks, yummy!
1080
00:58:17,354 --> 00:58:20,187
(fast rock music)
1081
00:58:21,538 --> 00:58:23,788
(grunting)
1082
00:58:27,366 --> 00:58:29,538
(smacks)
1083
00:58:29,538 --> 00:58:31,193
- Ooh, I like it!
1084
00:58:31,193 --> 00:58:34,673
I like it, I like it, I like it.
1085
00:58:34,673 --> 00:58:37,506
(fast rock music)
1086
00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:30,093
(techno music)
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