All language subtitles for Fantasmes de femmes (1984)

frenchvintageproject.com

Of course I booked a room
with two beds, dear madam.

Yes, the hotel I chose for you

- is really very good.
- Hello.

- Please.
- Thank you.

I wish you a good vacation, madam.

What can I do for you?

I'd like something out of the ordinary.

I think I have what you need.

I can offer you this holiday village
in Southern France.

And it's pretty inexpensive.

No way! I don't want that.

I don't want to spend my vacation
around peasants.

It's just that I want something
unexpected.

You should have told me.
We can offer you a safari.

A safari in Kenya.
Here is the itinerary...

No, that's not what I want.

I need some entertainment.

I think I have what you need.

I've thought about it.

But I wasn't sure you'd be interested.

It's a wonderful health spa.

I don't know how to describe it,
but it's the best of the best.

A place where all your desires
will be fulfilled.

Yes, I've heard about this place.

You'll be charmed, madam,
by The Ch�teau La Folie.

It's exactly what I need.

Could you call now?

You like it?
Well, then, no problem.

- I hope it's not full.
- Yes.

Hello, this is Savoie Agency.

Do you have a room available for...

Today.
Gis�le Bourdais.

This very day.
The name is Miss...

- No, Madam.
- Gis�le Bourdais.

No problem.

Very well, this afternoon.
Goodbye.

Voil�, no problem.
You can go there right away.

You're very kind.
Thank you very much.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Women's Fantasies

Ch�teau La Folie
Beauty Center

One, two, one, two.

Keep the rhythm.
One, two.

Raise the arms higher.

One, one.

I'm Gis�le Bourdais.
It's me you're waiting for.

Ah, you're welcome.
Let me take you to my office.

One, two, one, two.

You see, Miss,
at The Ch�teau La Folie,

my friends and I have no prejudices.
Not a single one.

What do you mean?

You'll find out soon enough.

Come.

Let me introduce you to Dagobert.

Standing at attention since
seven hundred years.

Impressive isn't it?

What does standing at attention mean?

I was waiting for you, milady.

Come closer so I can pay homage to you.

Here you can put small papers

where you will write
all your intimate desires.

You'll see them fulfilled
down to the smallest detail.

I have so many desires.

Then trust me.

Let me introduce you to Fr�d�ric.

He performed on stage.
He's the only known ventriloquist parrot.

He retired here.
It reminds him of his shows.

I will now introduce you to my stable
of carefully selected stallions.

They're always prepared
for any eventuality.

And I participate myself
from time to time.

You see, at the moment,
there are only four names.

But quality is better than quantity.
You'll be the judge.

First, Fran�ois.

Then, Denis, who is as good at cooking
as he is at lovemaking.

That's me, Armand.
We'll get to know each other better.

And finally, Christian.

- I like him a lot.
- Really?

Christian, you're turning me on.

Fuck me.

Your ass.

Now you're going to fuck me.

Finger me faster, yes.

Simone, yes!

Sit on it.

Wait, I'm gonna put it
in your ass.

Faster, Christian.

I can't anymore.
Come.

Keep going.

You don't make as much money
with your tail.

- Go get fucked.
- I think that at The Ch�teau La Folie,

it won't be long before
we serve cockatoo soup.

Don't touch my feathers.
I'm an endangered species.

The bills are real.
At least that's something.

- Hats off to you, for your age...
- I'm really fed up.

Are you jealous or what?

It's not my fault
if I'm the most requested.

But I don't care.
I don't care about that.

It's not my problem.
My problem is your cock.

Well, it works very well.

Listen, you're always causing troubles,
and I'm suffering the consequences.

But you're wrong.
The real problem is quite different.

I'm the one responsible for the laundry,
the kitchen, the gardens, the bedrooms.

And what about me?
I have to do everything!

Big deal!

I check the machines, the car,
the taxes, the fake register.

Talk about the taxes...
You're declaring almost nothing.

So don't make a fuss about it.

Very well, I'm going to put my cock
back to work.

I'm going to the kitchen.

- He thinks only of eating.
- You're right.

Shut your mouths.
I'm the only one working here.

Don't be so shy, Denis.
Come on.

How nice of you.

That's good, yes.

You call this working!

What are we going to eat?

From what I'm seeing,
maybe mussels.

I'm hungry.

Mr. Armand told me that sex
has priority over food.

Then keep it up.

Please excuse him.
Shall we proceed?

Come on,
I'm not here to talk.

Hello, Superman.

Stop it.
I still need it.

- I need an appointment, Doctor.
- Oh no, not that, not today.

Oh, come on,
you can't turn her down.

Please, girls.

Who will you buy yourself
today, darling.

I prefer to keep it secret.

In this risky business, you, Denis,
Fran�ois and me are all working hard.

By the way,
I'm starving to death.

How can I fuck five or six times a day
if there's nothing to eat.

Nothing left in your balls.

How I'd like to be in her place.

Come on, suck my cock.

You like it, huh, slut?
I'm going to smash your pussy.

Suck me.

Come on.

I'd like to put it in her ass.

If you want it, catch it by yourself.
Come on, take it.

Come on.

Don't make me come,
I want to fuck you, too.

I absolutely want to get fucked
by these two guys.

Shit, I'm running late.

Madam Dupelier, please excuse me
for this unfortunate delay.

Well...

So, madam,
what can I do for you?

Well...

Relax.

What can I do for you?

Well, it's the same again.

Always the same problem.
You know what I mean?

And it's getting worse.

Yes, I see.

But when I'm manipulating it,
it's working fine.

It's strange isn't it?

Madam, take off your clothes
and sit in the chair.

It's no use. Please, help me.

Of course I'll help you.

And if you agree, I'm going to try
a new treatment on you.

Let's look at the problem more closely.

Yes, it should be fine.

Don't worry, everything is
in perfect condition.

Take off your bra.

Be quick.

I'll take care of your problem,
you'll see.

Yes.

Lick my clit good.

That's good!

Oh yes, oh yes,
quick, fuck me.

Hold on a second,
first I must check them out.

I could eat them.

I'll make you wet, you'll see.

Please, don't bite it.

Jerk me off.

But do it gently
if you want me to fuck you.

Now suck me.

Your wishes are my commands, my dear.

Less talk, more action.
Suck it.

Take me.

Keep quiet and swallow it.
It's good for the tonsils.

Faster!
Come on, suck it!

- Now fuck me.
- No, suck me first.

Yes, that's it.

Don't bite it!

Wait...

Come on, put it in me!

Don't you dare say you can't get wet,
little slut.

Careful not to slip out.

Keep the rhythm.

Put a little more feeling into it.

Yes, that's it.

Careful, you're going
a little too fast.

No, you're not in the rhythm.

One, two, one, two, one.

- Oh shit!
- Oh sorry.

Well, I think we're going stop
the treatment now.

Oh no, oh no, oh no.
It's far from enough.

More.

Caress my breasts.

Caress my breasts.

You like it, huh, slut?

I'm going to make you come
in my mouth.

You'd like that?

Go on, suck it.

Suck it, slut.

Lick my balls.

Swallow my cum.
It's good for your health.

Oh, that's good.

Gently.

Look, honey, how hard
I am for you.

- What are you waiting for?
- Come on, eat.

I'd like to talk to you.

Miss Gis�le, what can I do for you?

I spend a whole day here,
and yet no one has taken care of me.

But we allocate you a room, right?

Yes, but you know why I came here.

Yes, you're here to live your fantasies,
just like the others.

That's right, so what's the problem?

Well, did you put a paper
in the box?

Oh, I forgot.

That's the rule.

Today, it's full.
Maybe tomorrow...

Oh, Mr. Armand...

I'd like to help you,
but I only have ten minutes.

That'll be one thousand francs.
But you mustn't tell anyone.

I promise.

I'm only doing this to help you.

Please.

Faster.

Just like that.

You like it, huh?

Oh, you're terrific.

- I'd like to fuck your little pussy.
- Oh yes.

You like it, huh, slut?

Oh yes!

Oh, that's good.

I'm going to fuck you now.

Oh yes, fuck me.

Gently. You're smashing me.

Oh yes, that's good.

- You feel it?
- Oh yes.

- I'm gonna make you come.
- Oh yes.

- You can't get enough of my cock.
- Oh, bastard!

Fuck me harder.

Yes, harder.

Harder!

Oh, that's good.

Come with me.
I'll teach you things you will enjoy.

I want a cock.
Don't you understand?

Alright, you're so stubborn.

Thank you very much, Doctor.

- I forgot to pay you.
- Come back anytime.

Thank you.

What's the point of
their fucking schedule

if they don't respect it.

Excuse me, madam, but I'm very busy.
See you tomorrow.

I understand, Doctor.

I knew you'd like it.
Come on, take off your panties.

It's so soft.

Kiss me.

- Who is it?
- It's Denis.

Well, come in.

My respects, lovely ladies.
Here is a gift from the house.

- He isn't bad looking.
- My apologies for being late.

Of course, the gift is me,
not the bottle.

How modest of you.

Give me a chance to show you
what I'm capable of.

It seems we have no choice.

Marie-Claude, it's my turn.

You seem to like it.

Give it to me.

Oh, that's so good.

The best blowjob of the week.

I love hairy men.
They turn me on.

Hello, ladies.

Well, Denis,
what are you doing here?

It was supposed to be my appointment.

First come, first served.

Hey, I'm in charge here.

- Understood?
- Perfectly.

So, should I put my clothes back on?

It's absolutely out of the question.

At your service, madam.

He has some nerve.

He's late and now
he's taking off his pants.

I bet one hundred bucks
he's not wearing underpants.

What did I tell you?

Ladies, all of this is at your disposal.

Denis, tell me,
what are you doing here?

Right now I'm getting a blowjob.

So where were you?
I've been called up.

And who's going to do the cooking?

I'm not going back to the kitchen.
I prefer this job.

- You're joking?
- Yes.

Oh, that's good, yes.

Yes, come in.

- Hello, Armand.
- Hello, Viola.

Another five minutes
and I'd have called Christian.

Yes, I'm sorry I'm late.

That's no reason to rush the job.

- Suck the head just like that.
- You like it?

- Yes?
- Well, do it then.

Yes.

Yes.

If you get me hard,
you're gonna have a blast.

Oh yes.

Come here.

- I'm gonna come.
- Yes, yes.

That was good.

How nice of you.

That's what we agreed.

- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.

See you very soon.

- Ciao.
- Ciao.

I'm at your disposal.

Okay.

Oh, there you are.

My respects, madam.

Good evening, dear Dr. Frankenstein.

I think she's already seen the movie.

Take this.

Faster, yes.

- You like it like that, huh?
- Oh yes.

Oh no, don't take it out.

I beg you, put it back in.

- You like that, huh?
- Yes.

- You're wet, huh?
- Yes.

Gently! You're smashing me.

But that's good.

More.

Good evening, pretty lady.
I was impatiently waiting for you.

Oh, your hand is so cold.

Be quiet, Dagobert.
You'll wake up the whole house.

Dagobert, you're the best.

Seven hundred years of experience
is irreplaceable.

I feel like she's making me
lose my head.

One, two, three, four, five...

I thought you were sleeping
in your coffin during the day.

Oh, Armand, stop messing around.

You're completely nuts.

By the way, Denise called you up.

You're not laughing anymore.

She's waiting for you upstairs.

You know the rules.
She chose you.

Come on, you vampire.

Well, if I'm not back in two hours,
call an ambulance.

Come in.

Am I disturbing you?

Quite the contrary,
I was only waiting for you.

Really?

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Yes, fuck me between my tits!

Christian!

Oh yes, more, more.

Go on!

Christian!

Christian!

Christian! Christian! Christian!

Stop screaming like that.
You're freaking everybody out.

Shit, it's been ten minutes that
she's been shaking me upside down.

I hope he isn't stupider now.

I can't tell.

What have you done to the lady?

- What have I done?
- Come on, Armand, explain yourself.

I can't believe I'm still alive!

My dear Armand,
we must live up to our reputation.

Miss Simone called us both for
one last fuck before leaving.

Well, what can I say?

You'll get a blowjob while lying
comfortably on your back.

And I'll have to do all the work
to satisfy her.

I salute your intuition,
your intelligence,

- your physical capacity.
- You're pissing me off.

Come on, there should be
a better position for you.

On top. Active and dominant position.

Put it in me.
Come on, put it in me!

Come on, fuck her good.

Suck him, Simone.

He likes it.

- Come on!
- Mind your own cock, pal.

Simone, jerk him off faster.

Don't pay attention to what he says.

Come on, suck it.

Yes, Christian, she won't forget us.

Shove it in.

Can't you do better than that?

Relax.

Oh yes, the whole hand.

Slut!

Like that, yes.
Come on, push.

Oh yes, deeper.

Armand, let's fuck her.

This is an all-terrain cock, madam.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Jeez, Armand!

Sorry, I lost control.

Bastard!

I'm gonna put it back in.

Oh yes, Armand, put it in my ass.

Come on, Armand,
fuck me in the ass.

Squeeze your cheeks,
I'm slipping out.

You will keep good memories of
The Ch�teau La Folie, huh?

Oh yes!

Fuck her good.

- Let me rub that pussy.
- Oh yes.

- It's my turn now.
- Yes.

Hurry up, Armand, the clock is ticking.

Together.

Oh yes!

Watch out.

- We got her, huh?
- Yes.

Wonderful, I'll come back.

She seems satisfied.

Thanks to my efforts, amigo.

And yours too.

Hello, this is The Ch�teau La Folie.

Hello, this is Savoie Agency.

Some clients have heard
about your etablishment.

And they'd like to spend
some time there.

These ladies
are members of a bowling club.

Some friends of hers have
recommended your establishment.

And they're totally amazed.

How many of them are there?

How many?
How many of you are there?

- Sixteen!
- And a dog.

Sixteen and a dog.

Hello, Mr. Armand?

Please answer.

Armand, what's wrong?
Is there a problem?

Yes.

You can tell your clients that
we're not assembly line workers.

If I talked about your clients
to my boys,

they would leave the establishment
right away.

I'm sorry but it's full.

Give me that phone!
Hello?

But that's my phone.

These ladies are very determined.

Hello?

You can't do this to us.

We made the trip especially
for that purpose.

Maniacs...

You'd better think about it,

because nothing's gonna stop us,
nothing.

He's hung up!

Well, the bowling club
is going to "La Folie".

And nothing's gonna stop us.

Let's go, girls!

Listen to me!
A high class hotel.

Young man, you're absolutely dumb.

We don't want that shitty hotel.
We want sex!

And we always get what we want.

Believe me, all the men from
The Ch�teau La Folie

won't forget us anytime soon.

Goodbye, sir.