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Chad: April 2nd -- got paired up
with Reid in Biology.
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He was psyched.Is this okay?
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Do you want to be
with someone else?
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No, it's fine.
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April 12th --
peed next to Reid.
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Didn't start conversation.
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Didn't glance.
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I think Reid respected it.
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April 30th -- got
a big-ass head nod in the hall.
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Loved every second.
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May 1st -- got a "Yo."
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Watershed moment.
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Then we walked through
the same door together.
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It was fire.
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May 15th -- Reid hit me
with his scooter.
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I played it cool.
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Ahh!
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Sorry!
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Don't worry about it,
man.
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All leading to today,
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a day for
the damn history books.
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After lunch, Reid came up to me
and changed my life forever.
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So, uh -- [ Burps ] Mm.
Sorry.
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Uh, me and my boys head down
to my parents
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lake house every year.
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So...I guess if you...
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wanted to come,
that'd be cool.
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I'm sorry,
to your parents' lake house?
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Yep.With all of your boys?
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If you'd like.
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♪♪
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Yes, please!
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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That was this morning.
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11:15 AM.
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So, yeah. Pretty much friends
with Reid now.
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I knew this day would come.
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I believed in you, Chad.
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I believed in you.
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Thanks for standing
by my side.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Dude,
this is gonna be sick.
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I snuck a bunch of my mom's
White Claws
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into water bottles
for this weekend.
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Oh, yes!
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Sneaking things
into things.
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Wait, what?Hey, I'm -- I'm
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actually not sure
if you guys know,
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but I -- I was invited to go
to Reid's lake house too.Oh, right.
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Yeah, I think Reid's mom
was, like, super freaked out
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you were gonna sue 'cause
of the whole scooter accident.
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Yeah, and she actually
made him invite you.
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Yeah.
Oh, well --
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I guess I have his mom
to thank.
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Two words -- worth it.Alright, well, yeah.
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I guess we'll see you at
Camp Swag at Jizzwater Lake.
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Camp Swag
at Jizzwater Lake?
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Oh, my God.
That's awesome.
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So it's a lot of words.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I can't wait.
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As they say, "yeet."
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Yeah.They do say that.
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♪♪
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Increase the peace.
Vote for Denise!
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For what?
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I'm running
for class president.
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Follow as @rollwithdenise.
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Oh. Cashing in
on your handicap.
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Honestly not
your worst idea.
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Peter,
I need to talk to you.Uh, can it wait?
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Peter's helping me with
my campaign for class president.
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Thank you so much
for asking.
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It cannot wait, no.It's okay. It's okay.
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Just start
handing out the buttons.
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What is she running for?Class president.
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She's been talking about --I don't care.
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Don't finish that sentence.Oh.
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Oh, my God.
Peter.
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Guess what?
What's up?
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Reid's friends call
the lake house
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"Camp Swag
on Jizzwater Lake."
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I'm not allowed to say
those words,
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but I'm very entertained
by them.
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I'm so excited.
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I just need to freakin' stick
the landing now.
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Good luck.
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He's coming.
Reid!
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Oh, hey, man.
What's up?
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Just realized I never really
talked to you
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about the carpool situation
for the weekend or --
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if there's something
I could bring
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to the
overall group dynamics.
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Oh, shit. I forgot.
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We all usually go there
together, so --
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Oh, that's awesome.
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I'll cook up a playlist.
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D-Do you like rap with swears,
or a more radio edit?
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Oh, hey, what
about your dude here?
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Hi.
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What? Peter?
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Yeah.
You guys can ride up there.
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You know, hang together.
Talk to each other.
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You guys can be like
your own little unit.
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Oh, I guess I would say to that,
thanks but no thanks.
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Right, Peter?
Thanks but no thanks?
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Actually, now that I think
about it, mountain air
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is good for my eczema.
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Okay, boom. Pete's in.Cool.
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I'll shoot you the deets
later. Yeah.
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Mountain air is good
for your eczema?
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Well, it is.
I read about it.
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You still have eczema?
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It's been like five
frickin' years.
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Are we getting
a second opinion on this?
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Right.
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Have the best time.I will.
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Niki, do you swear
Crocs are back?
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-Totally.
-Okay.
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Hey, Mrs. A.Hi, Peter.
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-Hi, Peter.
-Have fun!
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-See ya!
-Be good.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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What in God's name
is that?
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A blue plastic bag?
That's what you packed?
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Yeah.
You know I travel light.
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You look like you live
under the damn freeway.
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Peter, this is really,
really important to us, okay?
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Let's just do
a little practice
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run of things
you might talk about.Yeah.
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Pretend I'm Reid.
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Oh.
Hi -- Hi, Reid.
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I once saw you crying after
school, and I wondered why.
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Oh, my God.
Don't talk about that.
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Don't -- Don't bring up
that he was crying.
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Why would you say that?
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It was, like, really --
he was trying to hide it,
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but he was --
Don't even -- Just never mind.
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Just don't --
don't bring that up.
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Don't talk about Reid
a-and his emotions.
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Oh.
Just talk about normal things, okay?
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Dicks.
Pizza.
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Go.Okay, uh -- Hey, guys.
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My dick smells like pizza.
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Yeah, that works.
That's good.
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Sweet. Okay.You can also bring up
ping-pong, okay?
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They do a ping-pong tourney
every year.
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Have you been practicing?
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Have I been practicing?
[ Chuckles ]
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Have I been practicing?
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No, I haven't
been practicing,
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and I'm actually
really nervous about it.
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♪♪
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That was the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
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♪♪
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Thanks, Hamid.Yeah, thanks, Hamid.
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Remember, just say no --
to nothing.
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Do all of it.
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What up, playa pimps?
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Is everyone ready to jizz?
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[ Laughs ][ Snorts ]
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Chad:
Wow, that's so exciting.
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A special, little thing
planned for us?
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So, uh, this is it.
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I figured you guys
would want to be together.
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You just think
of everything, huh?
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Wow.
This, uh --
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[ Chuckles ]
This looks like a garage.
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Yeah, it is.
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It is a garage.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Wow.
That's awesome.
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I love all of the little cobwebs
and everything.
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Would you also maybe be open
to us not sleeping in here?
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I love it.Yeah --
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I'm just wondering
if I could be,
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like, a lot closer
to where you're sleeping.
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I think --
I think this is good.
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Peter: Why would you need
so many hammers?
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Peter.
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You don't --
You don't give notes
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on a man's garage.
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Oh.
Oh, right.
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I'm so sorry.
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But why do you, though?It--
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Please, Peter.
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Oh, right. Okay.
Sorry.
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Chad, check out
this beaker.
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We're doing
the tourney right --
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Okay, boys. Camp Swag is
officially underway.
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Sloppy salmon!Dude!
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Sloppy salmon?
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That rules.
-Okay.
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As is tradition, the winner
of the ping-pong tourney
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gets the ultimate glory --
the Golden Paddle.
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-Hey, alright.
-Ooh.
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Okay, uh. First match,
I guess me versus --
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I'll -- I'll go!Okay.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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Oh, it's my -- it's my mom.
I gotta take this.
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Hey, Mom.
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What?
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Oh.
Oh, no.
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Peter.
Oh.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
I understand.
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I'll -- I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, love you too.
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Bye.
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Pete, everything good?
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My grandpa just had
a heart attack.
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-Oh, man.
-Darn it.
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Shoot.
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It's probably just a light,
little thing, though, right?
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I-Is your Pop-Pop okay, or...?
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Actually, uh...
no.
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He's, uh...
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He's dead.
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Oh, man.
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Pete, come here.
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Oh, um -- Oh.
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-Pete, that really sucks, man.
-I'm sorry, man.
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Boy: That's the worst.
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Oh, no.
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I can't believe
Grandpa Jim's gone.
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Just yesterday, he sent me
a picture of him
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and his new girlfriend
from Honduras.
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Wow.
That's so specific.
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Mm.
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I was mad close
with my Gramps.
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He use to teach me
how to salsa dance.
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You know, me, Reid.
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It was embarrassing
at the time,
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but now I'd give anything
for one last dance.
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Wow.
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So many stories about grandpas
and Latin culture.
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Well, I mean...
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at least he's in peace
with Grandma Rose now.
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They met while he was
still in the Navy.
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Whoa, Pete.
My grandpa was in the Navy, too.
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Wow.
Wow, that's crazy.
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What if --
What if they knew each other?Uh, maybe.
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I mean, he didn't really like
to talk much about Korea.
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I had a grandpa, too.
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My grandpa
was from -- is from Iran.
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So...probably a lot going
on there, too.
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Hey, guys.
You know what we should all do?
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Reach out to a respected elder
in our lives
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and tell them
how much they mean to us.
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-Yeah, that's dope.
-Yeah, right?
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Like as a joke?
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P-Peter, can I talk to you?
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Uh, oh, absolutely.
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I need to talk to you.
258
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:32,501
Look, Peter, I'm really sorry
about your grandpa.
259
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,024
He bought me a churro once
260
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:37,637
and it was the best goddamn
churro of my life.
261
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,901
Thanks, Chad.
That -- That means a lot.
262
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:43,947
I just want you to know I really
am gonna rally behind you
263
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,646
and make sure you have
everything you need.
264
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,344
And, since obviously
you're balls-deep
265
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,433
in the grieving process,
266
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,871
I was wondering
if maybe we could do that
267
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:59,920
and also keep track
of what we came here to do.
268
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,835
What?
Ping-pong.
269
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,315
Oh.
270
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,665
I think you know
what to do.
271
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,624
Um...
272
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,321
Uh, hey, guys.
273
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:14,978
So, I realized what I really
need most to, uh, heal
274
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,980
is to play
some ping-pong.
275
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:22,769
Whoa!
Peter with the random-ass idea.
276
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,771
But seriously,
if that's what he wants.
277
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,208
He's just been through
so much crap and pain today.
278
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,558
We should probably
give that to him.
279
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,474
I mean, sure.
If that's what Pete wants.
280
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,693
Oh, uh, yes.
281
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,695
That is --
That is what I want.
282
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,348
Thanks for being
so nice, guys.
283
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,612
Yeah, your guys' moms
raised you right.
284
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,572
Alright,
who's ready to die?
285
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,794
Sorry, that was disrespectful.
286
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:57,151
♪♪
287
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,109
Ahh! Yes!
288
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,763
Yes!
289
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:10,599
♪♪
290
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:20,391
♪♪
291
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:30,184
♪♪
292
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,882
Yes! Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
293
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,232
Oh, you gave it your best,
buddy!
294
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,278
[ Laughs ] Mm!
295
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,323
King Pong!
296
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,847
Peter: Good job, Chad.Thanks.
297
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,459
Hey, man.
Uh...
298
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,113
You know, Pete's been through
a lot today, so maybe you should
299
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:49,638
just, like,
let him have the paddle.
300
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:54,251
Oh, no.
There was a double bounce.
301
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,427
Yeah, but, I mean,
we've all been kind of losing
302
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:59,387
on purpose
so Pete would win.
303
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,476
Just cause of everything with,
like, his grandpa.
304
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,784
Oh, no.
I don't want to do that, though.
305
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,786
I know.
306
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,223
But it's
the right thing to do.
307
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:13,793
I know, but I'm not
going to do it.
308
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,926
Y-You know what?
I'm gonna do us one even better.
309
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,362
Check this out.
310
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,017
Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
311
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:24,107
Peter?
-Yeah?
312
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:27,241
I'd like to dedicate
my King Pong win
313
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,504
to the man of the hour,
314
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,114
Grandpa Jim.
315
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,681
Oh, um.
316
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,814
Thanks -- Thanks, Chad.
That means a lot.
317
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:39,731
A wonderful man
who shopped at Costco,
318
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,951
loved war,
319
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,953
and did not let
your dead grandma
320
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,129
get in the way
of achieving his dreams
321
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:50,568
of hooking up with Latinas.
322
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,570
I...I guess?
323
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,529
Let's remember him for that,
324
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:58,533
and let's remember me
for remembering him for that.
325
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:03,233
[ Applause ]
326
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,887
Thank you, Chad.
327
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:11,154
Peter, can you wake up
and talk to me?
328
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,026
Peter?
Yeah?
329
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:16,725
Do you think Reid
and his friends really like me?
330
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,379
Um...
331
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:22,339
They all said you were
really into ping pong.
332
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,732
Yeah, huh?
333
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,865
I really am.
334
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,388
Yeah.
335
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,868
Hey, Peter?
336
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,043
Yeah?
337
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:33,481
How are your emotions?
338
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,963
I'm sad, but that's normal.
339
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,967
Peter, you're my buddy.
340
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,317
Thanks, Chad.
341
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,840
You're my buddy, too.
342
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,450
Good night, Peter.
343
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,625
Good night, Chad.
344
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,329
[ Gasps ]
345
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,419
[ Breathing heavily ]
346
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,986
Peter?
347
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,597
Peter, I had a nightmare.
348
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,643
I was in an accident
with Sean Combs, Puff Daddy.
349
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:09,082
He was pissed.
350
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,431
Peter?
351
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,348
What the...?
352
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:20,615
♪♪
353
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:26,882
♪♪
354
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,753
Peter?
355
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,452
♪♪
356
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,019
Peter?
357
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,760
♪♪
358
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,240
What?
359
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:43,986
[ Indistinct conversation ]
360
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,902
[ Clears throat ]
Hello, Peter.
361
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,077
Oh, hey, Chad.
362
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,471
I've just been wandering
the woods,
363
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,213
wondering if my best friend
was kidnapped.
364
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,432
Or attacked
by a large bear.
365
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:59,523
And yet, you're out here,
just making a little s'mores
366
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,700
snack with some of
my new friends.
367
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,093
Well, I had trouble sleeping,
368
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,530
and, you know,
I didn't want to wake you.
369
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,403
I would have loved
to have been woken.
370
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,144
For this?
-Dude.
371
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,972
S'mores plus Reid?
372
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,582
Are you
freakin' kidding me?
373
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,236
This is all I wanted,
374
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,847
was to not miss out
on these little moments.
375
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,631
Chad, I didn't do this
on purpose, okay?
376
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,894
I swear.You don't do anything
on purpose!
377
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,809
You don't care about
being popular.
378
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,986
You don't even care
that we're here.
379
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,989
You just got invited
'cause of me,
380
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,121
and now l-look
at what's happening.
381
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,731
You're the one they like.
382
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,951
You're the one who gets to have
a dead grandpa.
383
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,258
Yo, Chad.
Why you coming at my boy Pete?
384
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:42,871
His name isn't Pete, it's Peter,
and you don't even know him!
385
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,439
This is not how this weekend
was supposed to go,
386
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,831
and you --
you knew that.
387
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,964
You knew how important
this was to me!
388
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,879
Dude, Chad, just relax.
389
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,795
Yeah, man. You got to chill.
It's bros' weekend.
390
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,712
It's bros' weekend.
391
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,931
You're right.
I'm chill.
392
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,195
I'm chill.
393
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,284
I'm just gonna give you
a Sloppy Salmon.
394
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,459
Sloppy Salmon!
-What? Stop? Dude.
395
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,808
-Stop!
-Sloppy Salmon!
396
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:07,896
Dude, you're just
touching his nuts.
397
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,899
Stop, that's enough, okay?
398
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,075
You want to know
what the real problem is?
399
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:17,775
You try way too hard,
okay?
400
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,995
What did you say?
401
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:25,827
You just try so hard,
and it never works.
402
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,611
He's not wrong, dude.
403
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,091
[ Inhales deeply ]
404
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,527
Ahh!
405
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,879
Bro!
406
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,578
Chad,
what's wrong with you?
407
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,973
Reid: Pete, you okay?
408
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,019
I actually can't swim
that well.
409
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368
Come on, Pete.
410
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,848
Let's go.
411
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,284
I'm here.
412
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:57,032
♪♪
413
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:05,693
♪♪
414
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,348
[ Indistinct conversation ]
415
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,918
Hey, guys.
416
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,311
Sorry, um...
417
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,835
my shoes were still wet
from last night,
418
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,968
so I borrowed
your family's ski boots.
419
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,839
I hope that's okay.
420
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,928
Whatever, man.
421
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,975
Okay, so,
elephant in the room.
422
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,934
Last night was crazy.
423
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,153
I went crazy.
424
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,024
You went crazy.
425
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:36,115
I don't even remember
who was the first one.
426
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,768
Uh, Chad,
I just called you an Uber.
427
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,509
I think you gotta leave.
428
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,687
What?
429
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,995
Reid, I know you're tempted
to make up your mind about me,
430
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,476
but don't do it.
431
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,173
Please.
432
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:55,612
I've never had friendship
feelings like this for anyone.
433
00:18:55,656 --> 00:19:00,095
I would throw myself in front of
a dang overnight bus for you.
434
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,272
No! This is not how we act
at bros weekend.
435
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,361
It's time for you to go.
436
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,058
I'm serious.
437
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,889
Alright.
I understand.
438
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:20,246
♪♪
439
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,562
Are you Greg Orr?
440
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,868
Man: Mm-hmm.
441
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,352
Wait.
442
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,616
I'm coming with you.
443
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,878
W-What?
444
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,314
It's a long drive back.
445
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,098
Thought you could use
some company.
446
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,188
Peter, get your butt
back in there.
447
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,841
It's Reid's boys' weekend.
448
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,583
This is a really big chance
for you.
449
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,803
I don't really care
about that.
450
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,892
You're my best friend,
Chad.
451
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,981
I'm your best friend?
452
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,287
Yeah.
453
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,810
Promise?
454
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,203
I promise.
455
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:08,207
Peter, do you think
I'm a good person?
456
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,383
Sometimes, yeah.
457
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,690
I couldn't
agree with you more.
458
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:18,391
I guess we really are our own
little goddamn little unit.
459
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:22,569
[ Sighs ]
460
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,179
Dammit, Peter.
461
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,963
This life.
462
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,488
♪♪
463
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:34,145
♪ All I need is some sunshine
464
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,886
♪♪
465
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:41,849
♪ All I need
466
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:49,552
♪ All I need is some sunshine
467
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:53,252
♪ Black water
468
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,516
♪ Black water
469
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,997
♪ Black water
470
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:03,392
♪ Black water
471
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:06,787
♪ Black water
472
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:10,269
♪ Black water
473
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,575
♪ Black water
474
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:17,175
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