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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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You are going
to Nigeria this summer.I am?
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It does not matter how things
are with your father and me.
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This trip
will be good for you.
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That is what matters.
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Thank you, Mum.
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And I will never be against you.
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When you get back,
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you have to help me
learn this dance
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that Gloria knows.
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You want me to help you dance?
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Ah. Dele does not think I
know how to dance, either.
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[laughter]
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That's because you cannot.
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Ah-ah-ah. You are
laughing at your mother.
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No, I'm just happy
to see you happy.
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Aw. And I am happy
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that you are happy
that I am happy.
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Oh, I love you, Dele.
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I miss you
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very much.
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I love you, too, Mum.
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I'm glad Mum is having
a good time.
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Maybe too good a time.
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How about next June? Who
doesn't love a June wedding?
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People who are applying
to medical school.
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So, no June.
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No June.
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How about September 23?
You know what that day is,
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don't you?What?
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It's the anniversary
of my big heart attack.
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You've had
small heart attacks?
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Don't worry about it.
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Why would we want
to get married on a day
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you almost died?Because it's also
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the day we met and you
swept me off my gurney.
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So what do you think?
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No.
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Okay.
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I'm still gonna
be celebrating.
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What about October?Mm, no good.
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I got the International
Undergarment Expo in Shanghai.
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And since the Chinese
government won't allow Douglas
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in Shanghai, we can't
get married there.
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Why can't Douglas
go to Shanghai?
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Don't worry about it.
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All right, so
basically it's either
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two years from now
or... [chuckles]
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I got an opening
in three weeks.
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That works for me.
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What works for you?
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Three weeks.Wait, are you serious?
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I mean, it's not ideal...But we'll figure it out.
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I don't know how
we'll get everyone here.
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But we'll figure it out.
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I also have to tell...Ah-ah.
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But we'll figure it out.
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We're getting married.
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We're getting married.
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[laughs softly]
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So, honeymoon.
Okay.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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So, are you looking forward
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to coming home early
for the wedding?
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I am, but have you talked
to Dad about it?
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Eh, I emailed him
that we need to talk about
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you coming home early
and he wrote back "Okay,"
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so he's okay.
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Ah-ah, is something wrong?
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He didn't seem too happy
about it.
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It does not matter
if he's happy or sad.
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You are my son,
and you will be at my wedding.
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Is that Dele?Dele, Bob is here.
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Hi, Bob.
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Hey, pal, how's it going?
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Good.
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Listen, there's something
I want to ask you.
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I was hoping
you'd do me the honor
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of being my best man.
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Uh, I will. Thank you, Bob.
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Okay, you got
to hand me the ring,
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make a little speech,
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talk me down
if I have a panic attack.
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Okay, Bob.
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I'm sorry,
I should probably get going.
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All right. We'll see you
in a couple weeks.
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Okay. Goodbye.
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ABISHOLA:
Goodbye, Dele.
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Did he seem okay to you?
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Well, he didn't laugh
at my panic attack joke,
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but neither did you,
so maybe it's genetic.
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Well, maybe we did not laugh
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because mental illness
is not funny.
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Well, not when you put it
like that.
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I just hope his father
doesn't make this
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more difficult
than it needs to be.
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Well, maybe Tayo is
feeling left out.
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We should invite him and his
second wife to the wedding.
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Second wives
aren't funny, either?
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I am learning a lot today.
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More tea, Pastor?
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Please.
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It is an honor to have
such an esteemed man of God
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in our home.Ah...
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I am just his
humble servant.
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More like handsome servant.
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You know, of God.
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Bob and I would like to
be married at the church.
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Wonderful. That is a blessing.
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Amen.
Ah. Indeed it is.
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We can start the premarital
counseling next month.
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Actually, we're kind
of in a time crunch.
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God willing, we would love to
be married in three weeks.
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So soon?
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Yeah, the long engagement
isn't an option for us.
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I see.
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No, you don't see.
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I am not pregnant.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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You thought
we were pregnant?
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It's either that
or you were dying.
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Are you dying?
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No!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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We are busy. He
runs a business
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and I'm studying
to become a doctor.
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At your age?
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So she's young enough
to get pregnant
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but too old to be a doctor?
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Uh, what Bob is trying
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to say is,
of course she is too old.
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I am sorry,
but there are customs in place.
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Premarital counseling,
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attending Sunday service
for six months...
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But Abishola goes to
church every week.
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Yes, shedoes.
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Again, busy people.
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The church is also busy.
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The sanctuary
may not be available.
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We've been
renting it out
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to generate extra income.
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I see.
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The study room
needs painting,
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there are books to buy,
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so many projects
needed for the children.
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Say no more.
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Bob, what are you doing?
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I'm helping the children.
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I cannot take your check.
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Oh, sorry.
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But God does accept Venmo.
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Get with the times, Bob.
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ABISHOLA:
Thank you, everyone,
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for getting together
on short notice.
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Mummy, can you hear okay?
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EBUNOLUWA:
I can hear perfectly fine.
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How old do you think I am?
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[chuckles]
This is exciting.
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It's like when the
Avengers assemble.
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Have you not seen
those movies?
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You are in for a treat.
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KEMI:
Okay.
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Listen up, ladies,
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we need a reception venue,
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flowers, food and a DJ
who understands
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he is not the star of the show.
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I am.
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Since there is not much time,
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I thought I could buy
my wedding dress here.
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Oh, yeah, uh, Abishola and I
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have been going through,
uh, some of the ones
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that I had picked out
for my imaginary wedding.
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That's nice.
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I'm sorry,
remind me of your name.
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Oh, hi. I'm Christina,
Bob's sister.
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Yeah-- it-it's so nice
to meet you.
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You as well.
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Is Olu there?
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I am here.
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Could you please tell
that woman to butt out?
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Christina...Yeah, I heard.
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Mummy, I know you wanted
Bimpe to make the dress,
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but it is not fair to rush her.
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Bimpe has assured me
that she will get it done.
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But I've already found a couple
that I like here in Detroit.
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I can show you.
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Olu?
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Bimpe will make the dress.
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Wow.
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I thought my mom was stubborn.
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Ah-ah, who said that?
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Uh, it was Christina.
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No reason for both of us
to be in trouble.
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Hi there, uh, me again.
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Look, we all trust...
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Bimpe.
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My concern is with the
international shipping company.
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I will bring the dress with me.
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Well, what if, God forbid,
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something happens
with your flight?
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Olu?
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If my sister or the dress
cannot be there,
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there will be no wedding.
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Uh, I'm with Olu and laptop.
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I think the more authentic,
the better.
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I'm going full African.
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You are going to wear
traditional Yoruba clothing?
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Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
deck out the wheelchair
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in seashells
and kente cloth,
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and wear one of those
big wraparound hats like Olu.
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Mom,
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that is offensive.
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Why?
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Very nice, cousin.
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I am never taking this off.
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[laughs]You look sharp, too, Tunde.
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Ah, I do.
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I really do.
[chuckles]
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What do we think?
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Splendid.
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The black sets off
your pale oatmeal skin.
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You're like a handsome ghost.
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Boo.
[chuckles]
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BOB:
Listen fellas, while we're all here...
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You guys have done so much
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for me and Abishola,
I wanted to do
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a little something
to show my appreciation.
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Aw, you shouldn't have.No way.
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Okay.
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Tunde,
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your love and your loyalty
has meant the world to me.
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Through all the
ups and downs,
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I felt you were
always on my team.
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Team Bob.
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I'll never get tired
of hearing that.
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Thank you.
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Goodwin, you gave me advice
every step of the way.
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Not all of it good, but
it was always from the heart.
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I was happy to look out for you,
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like keeping a baby away
from electric outlets.
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Kofo...
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You may not know
a lot about women,
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but you know a hell of a lot
about friendship.
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Without you,
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I wouldn't be standing here.
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I actually know
quite a bit about women,
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but you are welcome.
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What's up?
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Huh?
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Where's mine?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, look at that.
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You got 'em all watches?
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Well, without their help,
I wouldn't be marrying Abishola.
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I helped, too.
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You told me not
to pursue the relationship.
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You made fun of me
for even thinking about it.
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Somebody has to poke holes in it
and see if it floats.
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Poking holes sinks things.
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You're my brother, I love you.
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A watch isn't gonna change that.
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But it would've proved it.
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Beautiful watch, Bob. What...
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What are we talking,
$800, $900?
265
00:10:40,943 --> 00:10:42,553
$900. You nailed it.
266
00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:44,381
Well, I factored in
that you would overpay
267
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,080
by at least $200.
268
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,736
Okay, give me
the cash equivalent.
269
00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:54,043
You don't need the cash.It's the spirit
in which it's given.
270
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,350
Look, I'm sorry I didn't
get you a watch, okay?
271
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,918
It's fine.
272
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,701
Oh, by the way, maybe you
should ask one of your special
273
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,748
watch friends
to be your best man.
274
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,750
Actually, I already asked...
275
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,447
Oh, my God!
276
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,282
Okay, so, this one
is from Louisa's Bakery.
277
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,284
It's a simple vanilla sponge
with white chocolate mousse
278
00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:19,113
and a raspberry drizzle.Mmm.
279
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,071
Delicious.
280
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,594
EBUNOLUWA:
It is too sweet.
281
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,639
Uh, Mummy, how would you know?
282
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,860
If he likes it that much,
it has to be sweet.
283
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,818
It is a little sweet.
284
00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:32,648
Okay, let her watch
you eat the chocolate cake.
285
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,215
All right.
286
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,787
Okay, Mummy Ebun,
what did I think of this one?
287
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,528
You like it because it is cake,
but it does not wow you.
288
00:11:45,529 --> 00:11:48,490
It's like she's in my mouth.
289
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,144
Mummy, did you get
the plane tickets?
290
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:54,931
I did. First-class, very nice.
291
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,498
I figured you wouldn't come
if you didn't get
292
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,456
the extra leg room.
293
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,851
Ah, the man knows mother-in-laws
as well as cakes.
294
00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:04,679
You should have
Dele's ticket as well.
295
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,289
Have you spoken
to him or Tayo?
296
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,726
No. Have you not talked to them?
297
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,857
I did,
298
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,599
but it has been a few days.
299
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,514
Well, I don't have time
to chase your son
300
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,994
and his father around town.
301
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,778
I am busy planning a wedding.
302
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,692
I'm sure it's fine.
303
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,346
Oh, are you?
304
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,650
Is Tayo in your mouth as well?
305
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,566
Hey.
306
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,741
Could we hurry this up, please?
307
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:23,743
What about the one
308
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,744
furthest on the left?
309
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:25,961
Oh, that's the red velvet.
310
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,835
[gasps]
Oh! I love red velvet.
311
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,400
That will be the cake.
312
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,751
Don't you want Bob
to taste it first?
313
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,754
No need. I can tell by the way
he is looking at it.
314
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,148
She's not wrong.
315
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:42,761
♪ It's all right, all right...
316
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,113
Welcome, gentlemen,
to a grown man's bachelor party.
317
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:49,245
Good food, great Scotch
and fine cigars.
318
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:52,075
Jalapeño poppers
and pigs in a blanket?
319
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,903
Tonight we eat like kings.
320
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:57,427
I can only eat like a king
until 9:00,
321
00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:59,517
otherwise I get acid reflux.
322
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,649
Got you covered.
We got an assortment of antacids
323
00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:03,259
right next to the humidor.
324
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,480
Am I allowed to have a cigar?
325
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,481
Or are those just for
the strangers you barely know?
326
00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:09,178
They're for everybody.
327
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,095
Not the Cuban.
That one's for Tunde.
328
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,010
You are too kind.
329
00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:17,317
Mr. Wheeler,
we also have something for you.
330
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,580
Aw, thanks guys.
331
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,929
Great. More gifts
for people who aren't me.
332
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,847
A pocket square,
handsewn of aso oke,
333
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,631
a coveted fabric
native to our tribe.
334
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,417
When worn in the same color
335
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,158
and pattern, it
symbolizes unity
336
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,899
and family.
337
00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:35,075
My brother.
338
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,033
I love it. Thank you.
339
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:40,427
And this is a bottle of ogogoro,
340
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,211
fermented palm wine.
341
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,866
It is Nigeria's
strongest liquor.
342
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:45,868
♪ Got to let you know, girl...
343
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,086
It is said
344
00:13:47,129 --> 00:13:49,350
that if a man can share
a whole bottle
345
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,307
with those
he considers brothers,
346
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:52,918
he is ready for marriage.
347
00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:55,790
Seriously, guys,
this is amazing.
348
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,270
♪ To play...
349
00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:59,273
Just to be clear,
Bob already has a brother.
350
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,274
I know it's confusing
351
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,535
because he doesn't act like it.
352
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:03,277
Can I talk to you for a minute?
353
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,495
Sure, but you'll have to let me
know when a minute's up,
354
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,410
because I don't have a watch.
355
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,458
Oh, I remember many nights
drinking this rocket fuel.
356
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,851
GOODWIN:
I don't remember
357
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,811
any of them.[laughter]
358
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,682
Look, I should have got you
a watch, okay? I'm sorry.
359
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:19,727
No, you shouldn't have,
'cause you clearly
360
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,294
didn't think I deserved one.
361
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,644
I didn't think you needed one,
but I was wrong.
362
00:14:23,687 --> 00:14:25,298
I was very, very wrong.
363
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,822
No, you weren't.
364
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,129
Those guys earned their watches.
365
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,479
You said so in your
heartfelt little speeches.
366
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,524
Speeches? I was just talking.
367
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:35,482
Well, it was beautiful.
368
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:38,051
You're an important part
of this, too.
369
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,312
Yeah, right.
370
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,662
Hey, I'm serious.
371
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,272
After my first marriage blew up,
372
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,665
whose couch did I sleep on
for three weeks?
373
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,668
Mine.
374
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,061
And who pulled me up
off that couch,
375
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,452
looked me in the eye and said,
376
00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:52,673
"You smell gross, dude.
You got to do something."
377
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:55,197
Me.
You.
378
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,374
You got me back out there.
379
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,854
You laid the groundwork.
380
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,812
Without you,
there is no Abishola.
381
00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,337
Hmm.
382
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,947
I hear what you're
saying, man.
383
00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,428
I did deserve a watch.
384
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:11,301
How about a hug?I'll take it.
385
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,216
Just make sure those guys see.
386
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,957
Thanks for everything, Douglas!
387
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:19,527
I'm your brother,
you don't have to thank me.
388
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,701
[doorbell rings]
389
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,703
I'll get it.
390
00:15:22,746 --> 00:15:25,010
And just so you know,
you're in my will.
391
00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,143
When I die,
you get all my watches.
392
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,493
I don't want to think
about you dying.All right.
393
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,538
But how many watches
are we talking about?
394
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:34,716
That is Mr. Wheeler.
Mr. Wheeler, this is...
395
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:35,890
Destiny.
396
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,066
Ms. Destiny.
397
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,328
Douglas, I said no strippers.
398
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,591
I was pissed off, I didn't know
we were gonna bond.
399
00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:43,115
Hi, Destiny. How's your mom?
400
00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:44,552
Eh.
Ah.
401
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,770
Look, I'm sorry you had
to come all the way out here.
402
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,034
Bob, please,
tell me you are not about
403
00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:51,298
to turn away
a guest in your home.
404
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,996
Ms. Destiny, come, sit.
405
00:15:55,040 --> 00:16:00,089
We have food, we have drink,
we have antacids.
406
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:05,921
Thank you.
407
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,227
Tunde, why is there glitter
on your pants?
408
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:12,057
Um, w-we...
409
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,886
we were doing arts and crafts
at Bob's bachelor party.
410
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,150
Oh, did the stripper
help you?
411
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,326
[phone ringing]Ah.
412
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,458
Who... wh-whose
phone is that?
413
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,854
Uh, someone get the phone.
414
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,202
It's Tayo.
415
00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:31,033
Hello?
416
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,296
E karo,Abishola. How are you?
417
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,731
I am good.
418
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:37,038
We need to talk about
Dele's travel arrangements.
419
00:16:37,082 --> 00:16:38,779
Yes, we do.
420
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,524
I think it's best if Dele
stays in Nigeria with me.
421
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,960
Uh...
422
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,135
You would have him miss
his own mother's wedding?
423
00:16:47,179 --> 00:16:48,485
Actually,
424
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,748
I was talking about
more than the wedding.
425
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,229
I think he should stay here
for the foreseeable future.
426
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,926
What?
427
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,581
Abishola, he wants to stay here.
428
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:01,193
I know people, I can get him
in the best schools in Lagos.
429
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,803
Put Dele on.
430
00:17:02,846 --> 00:17:05,414
I know this is hard to hear,
but this is where he belongs.
431
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,722
Tayo, put my son
on the phone right now.
432
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,290
Hold on.
433
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,554
What's going on?
434
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:15,295
He is trying to keep
Dele in Nigeria.
435
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:16,904
For the wedding?Forever.
436
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,298
Oluwa mi o.
437
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:19,255
Mum?
438
00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:22,084
Dele, answer me honestly.
439
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,433
Your father thinks
you should stay in Nigeria.
440
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,219
Is this something you want?
441
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:30,961
Dad says it's for the best.
442
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,923
But is it what he wants
or what you want?
443
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,403
Dele?
444
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,015
You heard him. He wants to stay.
445
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,409
You have no right to do this.
446
00:17:42,451 --> 00:17:44,846
Ah-ah. No right?
I am his father.
447
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,542
This is what is best for Dele.
448
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,414
Tayo, please.We will talk
449
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,634
more about this when
you have calmed down. Goodbye.
450
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:53,375
[exhales]What did he say?
451
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,646
[crying softly]
452
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,301
BOB [whispers]:
It's okay. It's okay.
453
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,791
I'm so sorry we had
to postpone the wedding.
454
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,228
Are you kidding?
455
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,186
There can't be a wedding
without my best man.
456
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,144
Hey.
457
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,538
We're gonna
bring Dele home.
458
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,800
Yes. We are.
459
00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:29,412
I don't want you to worry.
460
00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,935
Olu and I will be there
to fight for you.
461
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,415
Isn't that right, Olu?
462
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,635
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463
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,612
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