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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:43,043 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 2 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:51,119 Me and her have been thick as thieves since we were nine. 3 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,121 Since we met in third class. 4 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,224 What to say about her? 5 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,828 Charlene is loyal... 6 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,731 And honest and a very good person. 7 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,268 She's a kind of girl that, 8 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,804 if you're friends with her, she'll always have your back. 9 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:15,676 Not just from when fights break out but like with small things as well. 10 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:20,281 I suppose what I'm trying to say is that she's kind-hearted. 11 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,682 As most of you's know already. 12 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,083 WOMAN: Mary? 13 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,261 See ya. See ya, sweetheart. 14 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:35,529 (BELL BUZZES) 15 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,765 GIRLS: See ya, Mary. 16 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,691 MAN: (ON PA) This train is serving all stations to Drogheda, 17 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,493 all stations to Drogheda. 18 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,910 MARY: Fuck sake. 19 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,585 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 20 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:41,529 Come on! 21 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,905 (MUSIC STOPS) 22 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,274 About fuckin' time. 23 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,176 (ENGINE STARTS) 24 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,389 We missed ya. 25 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,791 Yeah, right. 26 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,926 Ya know we did. 27 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,795 What time is Charlene coming over at? 28 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,264 She said she's up to her eyes. 29 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,565 She'll see ya at the fitting in the morning. 30 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,302 She hasn't seen me in six months. 31 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,503 Be nice to her, Mary. 32 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,837 She stood by ya this past while. 33 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,439 A lot of them didn't, all right? 34 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,377 There's a picture of her dress on me phone. 35 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,352 Who's the other bridesmaid? 36 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,587 Leona. 37 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,256 Like to see that fat cunt fit into a dress. 38 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,824 She lost the weight. 39 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,493 I'm sure she'll find it again. 40 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,627 Mary! 41 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,661 What, Mother? 42 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:49,997 Just be nice, will ya? 43 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,673 MARY: Come on. (DOOR CLOSES) 44 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,141 MAN: (ON TV) Hello and welcome to a special episode of Crossfire, 45 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,845 where four well known personalities must avoid getting... 46 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,013 All right? 47 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,518 There's a load of Polish after movin' in next door. 48 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,522 (HOST CONTINUES CHATTING ON TV) 49 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,388 (PHONE RINGING) 50 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,925 (ON PHONE) Hi, this is Charlene. 51 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,594 Leave a message. 52 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,696 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) MARY: Hey, it's me. 53 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,864 What's the story? 54 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,298 Thought we were meant to be going out tonight. 55 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:02,002 If I have to spend my first night of freedom in with me ma and nan, 56 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,638 I'll actually poke me eyes out. 57 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,039 So hurry up and get back to me. 58 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,543 Bye! 59 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,555 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES) 60 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,019 (MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB) 61 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,457 I was waitin' here for an hour last week. 62 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,726 Fuck sake. 63 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,794 MAN: Come on, let's take it easy there, please. 64 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,833 Maybe we should get a few cans, head off somewhere else. 65 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,445 What are you staring at, sweet cheeks? 66 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,513 Sorry, what? "Sorry, what"? 67 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,981 I said, what are you staring at? 68 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,150 Do you want your go or somethin'? 69 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,819 I'll fuckin' slap the Day-Glo tits off her. 70 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,054 Hound. 71 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,456 (MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 72 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,857 All right, and now we got the fuckin' rat. 73 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,859 Mary, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside. 74 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,427 I didn't do anything. 75 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,862 Don't even put your hands on me. Calm down. 76 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,530 I didn't do anything. What did I... Calm down. 77 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,131 Tell me what I did. You were hassling that girl. 78 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,867 How could I hass... She's the one staring at me out of it. 79 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,569 Pikin' me out of it. Will you just walk please? 80 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,471 Oh, you's are fuckin' fools in here. 81 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,072 You're after making a fuckin' show of me. 82 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,874 MAN: I'll ask you to step outside. 83 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,008 You know what, I'd advise you's all to fuck off out of here. 84 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,743 Run by cunts, absolute cunts. 85 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:50,844 Don't mind her. 86 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,446 All fuckin' knackers. 87 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,848 Just go home, Mary. 88 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:56,817 (MOBILE BUZZES) 89 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,788 (MESSAGE DINGS) 90 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:08,729 (SIGHS) 91 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,633 MARY: The things ya need to know about Charlene. 92 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,737 When me and her were in school, 93 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,473 all the other girls would have stayed away from us. 94 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,243 This is cos they knew we were tough. 95 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,213 And if they said anything smart they were gonna get a slap. 96 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,786 We didn't care though. 97 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,222 Cos the only people we ever wanted to hang out with was each other. 98 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,057 SALLY: Gorgeous. 99 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,559 Do you think the length is OK? SALLY: Perfect for dancing... 100 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,860 Yeah? ...once you wear those shoes. 101 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,562 Are you definite on this? Mmm, I'm not sure. 102 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,796 SALLY: Well, there's actually a bustle at the back 103 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,197 that you can hook up and... All right, 104 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,232 Makes it easier for dancing. Great. 105 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,100 OK. Sorry, can I help you? 106 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,171 Hey. 107 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,574 Hey. 108 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,108 Come here. 109 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,681 Oh, careful. 110 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,650 Em, this is Sally, the dressmaker. 111 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,951 This is Mary, my maid of honour. 112 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,186 Hey, Mary. And you remember Leona, don't you? 113 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:07,855 Yeah. 114 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,061 SALLY: Will you lift that up there for me? LEONA: Yeah. 115 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,663 That's perfect, Sally. OK. 116 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,531 Isn't she gorgeous? 117 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:24,872 What're you wearing? 118 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,575 What are you wearing? 119 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,843 What do you mean? 120 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,712 It looks like a little tablecloth. 121 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,683 Jesus, Mary. 122 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,050 What? 123 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,052 You smell of booze. 124 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,221 Yeah, well, I thought we were meant to go out last night. 125 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,891 Yeah, sorry. Just been a bit mad with all of this. 126 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,662 (SIGHS) 127 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,263 Missed ya. 128 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:54,835 Here, hold that. 129 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,639 I got you this. 130 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,745 MARY: What's this for? You've to make a speech at the weddin', 131 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,946 and just with your accent. 132 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,283 I've the same accent as you. (SNICKERS) 133 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,320 What're you laughin' at? 134 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,222 Nothin'. 135 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,892 Nothin' is right. Laugh at me again and watch what happens. 136 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,028 Excuse me, do you realise you're actually the maid of honour? 137 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,897 It is your duty to the bride to turn up for fittings on time 138 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,666 and to organise everyone on the day 139 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,200 and show up with a nice fella that matches your dress. 140 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,301 What's that mean? 141 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,170 Mary. 142 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,639 LEONA: I wouldn't worry about her turnin' up with a fella, Sally. 143 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,006 Chance'll be a fine thing. 144 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,275 Think I can get a fella quicker than you, Leona. 145 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,810 And how'd you work that one out? 146 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,746 I've been with the same chap the past five years. 147 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,780 Who? 148 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,814 Seamus McCrory. 149 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,152 Who? He was the year behind us in school. 150 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,921 The little midget who used to do football in his underpants, him? 151 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,757 That was fuckin' years ago, Mary. 152 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,991 People don't forget, Leona. 153 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,860 Yeah, well, at least I have a fuckin' boyfriend. 154 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,696 I wouldn't touch him with yours. 155 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,264 You're not even getting a plus one. 156 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,332 Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin. 157 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,736 Jesus Christ! You think we could focus on me for a while now? 158 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,645 Come here, what was it like? 159 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,685 Would have been nice to hear from you. 160 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,788 Said you didn't want visitors. 161 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,823 You could have wrote, like. 162 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,391 You should have told me, like... 163 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,433 Where the fuck is he? 164 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,435 Just text him and tell him we're goin' drinkin'. 165 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,005 No. Please? 166 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,973 No! (CHUCKLES) 167 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,975 Why not? 168 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,844 Cos the wedding is this day, three weeks, 169 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,913 and I've fuckin' a hundred and one things to be doin'. 170 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,252 How come I didn't get a plus one? 171 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,854 Cos the plates are like 60 quid. 172 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,890 Everyone you know is gonna be there. 173 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,828 What? 174 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,063 Nothin'. 175 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:05,966 Sap. 176 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,702 You're a sap. You're a sap. 177 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,137 (CAR HORN HONKS) (CHUCKLES) 178 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,905 There he is now, look. 179 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,741 Right, this is for you. 180 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,009 Now, are you sure you're OK doin' all this? 181 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,811 Cos I can get Leona to help if you want. 182 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,447 Right, OK, cool? 183 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,149 Call you later, right? Yeah. 184 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,731 (KISSES) 185 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,769 (CAR DRIVING AWAY) 186 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,776 So, basically, if you punch in something wrong 187 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,778 you just hit void and start again, OK? 188 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,112 It's a piece of piss, really. 189 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,081 Just ask Udel if you need anything, all right? 190 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,920 I'm on the same shift as you tomorrow. So I'll see you then, yeah? 191 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:00,954 OK. 192 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,423 Thanks. No bother. 193 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,767 Where are you from yourself? Nigeria. 194 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,073 Do you have a girlfriend? 195 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,912 I have a wife. Oh. 196 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,485 MARY: I knew the first night I met Declan, 197 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,421 that he was the one for Charlene. 198 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,056 He was a kind-hearted bloke. 199 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,091 And a nice man. 200 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,862 Plus, he bought the two of us loads of drinks, so that was cool. 201 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,564 Char was always the confident one with fellas. 202 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,333 Whereas with me, 203 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,667 I never really bothered that much 204 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,104 cos I think most fellas from Drogheda are all dopes. 205 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,240 No offence to any of ya's here tonight, though. 206 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,911 SCROTE: It's shit around here now. 207 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,913 Everything's changed. 208 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,554 You're still selling gear? 209 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,290 Nah... 210 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,458 I'm working as a postman. 211 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,028 Your da set that up? 212 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,164 Yeah. Nice one, Da. 213 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,236 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 214 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,105 What? 215 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,907 A date. 216 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:28,909 Why? 217 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,144 I don't know. 218 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,180 We never did that. 219 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,450 So? Maybe we should. 220 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,587 For the laugh. What are you on about? 221 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,255 (CHUCKLES) 222 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,290 I suppose. 223 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,063 Any interest in goin' to a weddin', no? 224 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,942 I'll see ya around, yeah? 225 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,944 Yeah. 226 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,518 Dates. 227 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,391 OKSANA: (ON COMPUTER) No matter how great life is, 228 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:22,930 it's always better when you have someone special to share it with. 229 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,032 Here at Cupid's Arrow, 230 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,168 we provide a unique personal introduction service 231 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,604 that is designed to help you meet someone special. 232 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,473 No more single ads . 233 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,575 No more Tinder dates. 234 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,945 So why not visit us today? 235 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,652 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 236 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,930 (MOBILE BUZZES) 237 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,099 (MESSAGE DINGS) 238 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,605 (MACHINE BEEPING) 239 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,374 JESS: Yeah. MARY: Are you Jess? 240 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,641 Yeah. 241 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,277 I'm Charlene Duffy's maid of honour. 242 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,246 I'm here to pay a deposit for the weddin' video. 243 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,349 Uh, any chance you can come back in an hour? 244 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,384 No. 245 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,619 (DOOR BUZZES) 246 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,062 Hey. Um... Uh, come in. 247 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,705 I actually thought this job was cancelled when I never heard from her. 248 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,008 MAN: Here, em. 249 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,709 Where am I, again? 250 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,412 Bewley Mews 251 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,350 Uh, what's the... What's the date again? 252 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,219 28th of March. 253 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,289 Oh, shit. 254 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,292 What? I actually can't do it. I have a gig that night. 255 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,194 What? 256 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,064 I have a gig with my band. 257 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,266 Well, can you not cancel that? 258 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,469 No. 259 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,637 Why not? 260 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,107 Because I don't want to. 261 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,243 It's fine. I have a number here I can give you. 262 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,577 No, she wanted you. 263 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,013 I'm sure Charlene will get over it. 264 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,681 No, she really won't. 265 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,221 What do you want me to do? 266 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,493 Fine. 267 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,362 I will cancel my gig for you. 268 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,100 Thanks. 269 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,135 Bridezilla, huh? 270 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,637 Mind your own business. 271 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,441 What's, eh... 272 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,676 What's her name, again? 273 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,112 Jess. 274 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,254 JESS: OK, you owe me. 275 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,423 Oh, thank you. 276 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,592 Seriously, thank you. You're welcome. 277 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,428 Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on. Do you want my digits? 278 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,299 Uh... He forgot your name a minute ago. 279 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,502 No, I didn't. 280 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,604 Yeah, you did. You just asked me what her name was. 281 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,239 (LAUGHS) 282 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,740 Uh, it's fine. 283 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,043 I didn't want his number anyway. Bye. 284 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,319 Well played. 285 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,586 I have me moments. 286 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,654 (DOOR CLOSES) 287 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,389 The deposit. Oh, thank you. 288 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,727 So I guess I'll see you on the 28th, then. 289 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,095 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 290 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,838 You're a good egg. You, too. 291 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,143 AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE: Door opening. 292 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,544 "You're a good egg"? 293 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,247 Fuckin' asshole. 294 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,181 (LIFT DINGS) 295 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,250 AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE: Door closing. 296 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,721 (RAIN PATTERING) 297 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,195 Order for McArdle. 298 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,096 MAN: Um, just a minute. 299 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,201 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 300 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,871 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 301 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,386 Thanks. 302 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,492 There's Mary. 303 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,927 Hey. Hey. 304 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,397 Hey, Mary. Hi. 305 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,899 Do you wanna join us? It's Leona's birthday. 306 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,601 MARY: No. All right. 307 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,404 Happy birthday. 308 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,439 So I just came to say that I met a fella. 309 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,775 So I might need that plus one after all. 310 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,944 Oh! 311 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613 What do you mean "Oh"? I'm not a fuckin' leper, Charlene. 312 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,381 I know. Stop cursin' at me. 313 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,151 Sorry. (CLEARS THROAT) 314 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,887 So, who is he? 315 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,324 You don't know him. Yeah, well, what's his name? 316 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,326 John. 317 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,494 "John" what? 318 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,896 Carter. 319 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,932 From Mars? (LAUGHS) 320 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,235 What? 321 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,402 DECLAN: The film. 322 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,940 So, can he come or not? 323 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,846 Yeah. Course. 324 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,948 Thank you. 325 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,583 You're welcome. 326 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,790 See you's. 327 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,292 See you, Mary. See you, Mary. 328 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,929 John Carter? Seriously? 329 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,232 She's fine. 330 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,303 (MOBILE BUZZING) 331 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,905 (SIGHS) 332 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,341 Hey, it's me. 333 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377 Hiya. So, listen. 334 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,579 I was thinking it could be good for us to meet John Carter before the weddin'. 335 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:13,980 Who? 336 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,516 Your boyfriend. 337 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,418 Oh, yeah. 338 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,387 So why don't the two of you's come over for a beer or somethin' on Saturday? 339 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,621 You can see the new house as well. 340 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,493 He's workin'. Oh? 341 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,727 What's he do? 342 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,895 Works in a bar. 343 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,964 Where? 344 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,568 McPhails? Mary, the barmen in there are really hot. 345 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,603 Which one is he? 346 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,006 The tall one with short hair. 347 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,574 The one with all the tatts? 348 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,843 No. No tatts. 349 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512 Look, you probably don't know him. 350 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,447 He keeps to himself. 351 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,981 Anyway, he's workin' Saturday. 352 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,917 Shit. 353 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,352 I could still come over. 354 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,722 Ah no. You're all right. 355 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,358 Come here, em... He's not weird or anything, is he? 356 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,561 What? You know what I mean. 357 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,464 No, he's not weird. 358 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,264 Cool. 359 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,866 It'd be good to meet him anyway. 360 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,368 Maybe next week? 361 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,737 Yeah. I'll say it to him. 362 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,904 Thanks, babes. 363 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,384 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 364 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,487 (SIGHS TO HERSELF) 365 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,538 (CLOCK TICKING) 366 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,343 What kind of man you want? 367 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,714 One that's free to go to a weddin' on the 28th of March. 368 00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,853 That's it? Yeah. 369 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,088 But what kind of men do you like? 370 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,391 I mean, Polish, Irish, what? 371 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,127 Any. Look, in the agency 372 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,464 we have older men for older women, yeah? 373 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,370 But I'll find you a nice boy, OK? Stand up. 374 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,839 Photo. 375 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,576 (OKSANA HUMMING) 376 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,446 Now, ready? Smile. 377 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,382 Mmm? A bit more. 378 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,151 A bit more. 379 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,686 (CAMERA CLICKS) Ta-da! 380 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,591 SUZANNE: I'm giving you the famous J-Lo glow. 381 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,594 It's excitin', isn't it? 382 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:43,730 No. 383 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,570 Any advice? 384 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,039 You're askin' her for advice? 385 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,108 Yes, Mam. She's asking me for advice. 386 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,044 I'm a woman. I've been taken out by men. 387 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,747 A fuckin' sniper wouldn't take you out. 388 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,583 I don't remember gettin' any pearls of wisdom off you. 389 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,623 You're done. 390 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,094 How do I look? Like a whore. 391 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,042 I believe you're lookin' to find someone to go to a wedding? 392 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,685 MARY: Me and Char have known our fair share of hard times. 393 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,022 When Char's gran died, I was there for her. 394 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,157 When stuff was goin' on for me, 395 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,893 she was always there for me, too. 396 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,765 As they say, "Hard times will always reveal true friendship." 397 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,901 And ours is very true. 398 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,771 Ours is the most true. (PHONE LINE RINGING) 399 00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,806 Ours is... 400 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,774 (LINE CONTINUES RINGING) 401 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,877 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene. 402 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,078 Leave a message. 403 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,480 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 404 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,181 MARY: Hey, it's me. 405 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,984 So I was readin' this really interesting thing in the paper earlier. 406 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:15,722 It said that the best night ever to go out with Mary is a Tuesday night? 407 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,223 So... 408 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,092 Call me back. 409 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,830 JIM: So, do you do anything like that yourself? 410 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,736 What? Like sport or drama? 411 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,705 No. 412 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,676 Any interests at all? 413 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,847 No. 414 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,757 (INAUDIBLE CHATTER) 415 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:05,638 This is the first one of these where I've actually had a good feelin'. 416 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,542 You just seem to be really sound 417 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,243 and funny. 418 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,145 And you're proper hot. 419 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,981 (CHUCKLES) 420 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,749 The fact that you need someone to bring to your friend's weddin' 421 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,918 and I need someone to bring to my brother's weddin'... 422 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,520 ...it could be perfect. 423 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,291 (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) 424 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,161 Oh, fuck me. 425 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,666 You're my boyfriend, your name is John. 426 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:38,938 I've got this. 427 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,206 Hello! 428 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,241 Hi, what are you doin' here? 429 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,010 Oh, I was passing on me way from work. 430 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,845 And who do we have here? 431 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,015 Charlene, this is John Carter, the chap I was tellin' you about. 432 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,017 John, this is Charlene. 433 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,186 I believe I'm comin' to your weddin'. 434 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,623 Wow. He's cute. 435 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:57,824 (CHUCKLING) Thanks. 436 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,792 Well, it was good to see ya, Char. 437 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,966 He's fuckin' gorgeous, Mary. 438 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,034 Yep. 439 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,869 (CHUCKLING) 440 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,344 Can I ask you somethin'? 441 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,881 This is gonna seem really weird cos I just met you but... 442 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,152 Would you like to be a groomsman? 443 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:30,056 It's just Declan, me fella, he doesn't really have any good-lookin' friends, 444 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:34,894 and it'd be deadly to have at least one good-lookin' chap in the photographs. 445 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,930 Er... Sure. 446 00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:42,969 You did well, Hun. 447 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,038 I sure did. 448 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:49,742 By the way, the hen's is on Friday. The theme is Mamma Mia! 449 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,778 What's that mean? 450 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:54,346 Ya come dressed as a character from the film. 451 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,415 What, like Meryl Streep? 452 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,951 No. Leona got Meryl Streep. 453 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:02,989 We put all the names in a hat. And you got Stellan Skarsgard. 454 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,025 OK? See ya Friday. 455 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,701 Looks like you're coming to a weddin'. 456 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,902 Bring it on, chicken. 457 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,273 You're gonna have to dial down the camp. 458 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,676 Er, I'm not camp. 459 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,377 Eh, yeah, ya are. 460 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,983 What? 461 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,852 I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go to your brother's weddin'. 462 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:34,320 Aw, fuck off! 463 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,655 (EXHALING) 464 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,806 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 465 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,876 Me and her share the best memories together. 466 00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,378 (SIGHS) 467 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,147 Like the weekends. 468 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,983 When the two of us would go clubbin'. 469 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,153 This is when we'd really get to let our hair down. 470 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:12,058 Nights that felt like they went on forever and ever. 471 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:16,095 Like me and her were the only two people left in the world. 472 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,069 Hey. I might head on. 473 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,037 OK, then. 474 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,238 (MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,308 Oh, you text me John Carter's number in the morning? 476 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,111 Who? Your boyfriend. 477 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:33,512 Oh. 478 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,915 What? Nothin'. I was just... 479 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,316 ...thinkin' of breakin' up with him. 480 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,318 (SIGHS) 481 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,487 Jesus, Mary, do you not recognise a good thing when it lands in your lap? 482 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,023 Ya don't even know him. He could be a fuckin' dick. 483 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,224 Yeah, well, he's not. 484 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:48,761 Oh, would you check your email cos I sent ya your speech. 485 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,063 I thought I was supposed to write it. 486 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,065 Well, I did it for ya. 487 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,901 Right? 488 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,040 (GRUNTS) 489 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,374 (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) 490 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,840 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 491 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,958 Nice outfit. 492 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,997 Weddin' video. Wedding video. 493 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,365 How's it goin'? 494 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,101 Good. So what are you up to? 495 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,438 Nothin'. 496 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,207 Are you here with mates? 497 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,009 Yeah. 498 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,514 Sorry, I just have to... 499 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,399 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 500 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,634 GIRL: Hello? 501 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,002 (POUNDING) 502 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,138 (SOFTLY) Fuck off. 503 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,043 There's a queue out here! 504 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:21,213 Are you the one doin' all the bangin'? There's people waiting... 505 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,649 So what? So, like, will you hurry fuckin' up? 506 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,651 Say that again. 507 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,120 Move! 508 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:53,145 You're after breaking a glass in me fuckin' hand! 509 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,216 Ya See that? Fuckin' lawsuit. 510 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,293 (MARY MUMBLING) 511 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,129 You all right? 512 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,099 Did ya enjoy the show? 513 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,166 What show? 514 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,938 You do realise you're bleeding? 515 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,193 (NURSE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 516 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,639 You didn't have to come with me. 517 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,407 I know. 518 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,410 Good night? 519 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,246 Hardly. 520 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,984 You? 521 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,220 It was OK. 522 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,525 Actually it was kinda shit. 523 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,796 I spent most of the night hiding from this psycho I went on a date with a while back. 524 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,865 Hate that. Yeah. 525 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,771 I've been on a few dates meself lately. 526 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,606 Oh, yeah? 527 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,409 Lotta psychos. Yeah? 528 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,643 Big time. 529 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:43,422 I went on one there the other night with this fella who used to be a priest. 530 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,824 Never been with a woman before in his life. 531 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,626 He was like 34. 532 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,161 And what happened? 533 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,230 I left after the starter. 534 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:54,366 You didn't really give him much of a chance. 535 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,334 He was a priest. 536 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,370 Well, you've obviously got high standards. 537 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,739 That's what me ma says. 538 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,542 But I think that's just cos she has no standards. 539 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,377 When it comes to men. 540 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,478 Your dad not around? 541 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,681 Nah. He left when I was kid. 542 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,152 My dad died last year. 543 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,487 Sorry. 544 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,259 My mam just started dating again. 545 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,762 She's got like three guys on the go. 546 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,299 You should give her a call. She might give you some tips. 547 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,567 Yeah, maybe I will. 548 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,768 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 549 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,070 Mary McArdle? 550 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,574 Thanks for... No worries. 551 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:36,642 I can wait if you like. 552 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,410 Oh, no, you're all right. 553 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,747 See ya around. Yeah? 554 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,773 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 555 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,212 All right? Yeah. 556 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,852 What happened to your hand? 557 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,388 Nothin'. 558 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,456 It's grand. 559 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:31,197 Did you see there's speed datin' in the Westcourt on Friday night? 560 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,865 The two of us could go together. 561 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,535 Dream on. 562 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:48,780 Your man Ollie that drives the taxi for Caffreys dropped me home... 563 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,916 Asked me out on a date. 564 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,786 He's my age. 565 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,822 I know! 566 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,524 So what? I like him. 567 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,526 You would. 568 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,839 You want advice, Mary? 569 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:18,510 Get off your high horse or you'll end up a very lonely girl. 570 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,651 And that one's for free. 571 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:35,861 (MESSAGE DINGS) 572 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,302 MARY: Fuck off! 573 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,312 What can I get ya? 574 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,481 All right? 575 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:53,739 (BELL RINGS) 576 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,676 Jess! 577 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,579 Hey. Hey! 578 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,050 I saw you from the bus so I, like, 579 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,320 I ran from, like, all the way back there... 580 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,289 No way! (LAUGHING) Yeah, past the lights. 581 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,562 Right. I'll let you go. 582 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,964 Oh, which way are you walkin'? 583 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,500 Erm... 584 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,370 Well, that way, I suppose. 585 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,972 (CHUCKLES) Do you wanna walk with me? 586 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,376 Sure. 587 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,684 So how's the datin' goin'? 588 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,421 Shit. Oh, why bother? 589 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,558 Because. Cos why? 590 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,799 I need to find a plus one for that weddin'. 591 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,869 So, you're going on all these dates 592 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,672 with strangers to find someone to bring to a wedding? 593 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:02,908 Yeah. 594 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,976 Not cos you want to meet someone? 595 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,413 No. 596 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:10,582 At least you're gettin' laid. 597 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,652 What? 598 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,456 Well, I'm not sleepin' with any of them. 599 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:19,391 Oh, OK. That's cool. 600 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,993 Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed at the drop of a hat. 601 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,361 (LAUGHING) 602 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,531 Good to know. 603 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,365 Do you wanna do somethin'? 604 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,469 Oh, no, it's cool if you're busy. 605 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,439 No. It's just I've got band practise. 606 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,773 Oh. 607 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,475 All right. 608 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,809 I would, um, 609 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:40,612 only we've got a gig at the weekend, so... 610 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,714 Well, that's cool. I kinda have to be there. 611 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,616 OK. 612 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:47,018 All right, well, I'm off up this way. 613 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,455 OK. 614 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,690 It was good to see ya. Yeah, you, too. 615 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,161 Hey! 616 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,565 What are you doin' tomorrow? 617 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,167 Nothin'. Why? 618 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,640 Does it matter that I don't know any of these people? 619 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:12,077 No. Neither do I. Yeah, well, you're workin'. 620 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,212 So what? You're my assistant. 621 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,515 Anyway, just focus on the blokes. 622 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,016 We're finding you a man tonight. 623 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,452 Or at the very least getting you laid by a culchie. 624 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,600 Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you. 625 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,171 JESS: OK, can I get everybody looking in here? 626 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,707 That's great. (CAMERA CLICKING) 627 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,909 So, what I think I'm gonna do is 628 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,777 just step the girls out for, like, two seconds 629 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,513 and get some photos of the guys. 630 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,516 Yeah? 631 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,718 JESS: Yeah, just move down a couple of steps. 632 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,052 That's perfect. 633 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,921 Smile. (CAMERA CLICKING) 634 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,889 Awesome. 635 00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,559 So, uh, have all of you got girlfriends? 636 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,829 Hands up if you're single. 637 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,233 You? Cool. 638 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:13,705 (CAMERA CLICKING) Awesome. 639 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,841 (INAUDIBLE) 640 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,752 (GUESTS CLAPPING) 641 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:30,956 (ALL TOASTING) 642 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,925 (MUSIC PLAYING) 643 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:11,329 JESS: Charlene, wedding speech, take one, action! 644 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,599 All day I've been looking at ya, 645 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:16,735 and thinkin' how long we've known each other 646 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,436 and how much you mean to me. 647 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:23,541 It seems like only yesterday we were walkin' to school and makin' each other laugh. 648 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,577 Two things... 649 00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,812 We never went to school. 650 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:30,982 Like ever. We were either suspended or we mitched. 651 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:34,285 And secondly the young one never laughs. 652 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:36,154 Like, I mean, ever. 653 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,689 It gets better. 654 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,158 You're the smartest person I know. 655 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,694 Ugh. You're gorgeous looking... 656 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,296 The face of an actual cunt. 657 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,166 You are the most generous person in the world. 658 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,135 She actually wrote this about herself? 659 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,271 Yeah, the girl is bat-shit crazy. (PHONE RINGING) 660 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:55,040 Hello? 661 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,944 It's Charlene, she says your accent needs work. 662 00:42:58,977 --> 00:42:59,978 Mmm. 663 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,949 No, no, it wasn't us. 664 00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:05,784 Ask them for more drink. 665 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:09,655 Wait, sorry. Uh, could we get some drink? 666 00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,356 (DIAL TONE) (CHUCKLING) 667 00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:13,024 He hung up. 668 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:14,926 Fuck it! 669 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,930 You're a shit matchmaker. 670 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:21,833 It's your fault for bein' so picky. 671 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:24,202 Why weren't we lookin' for a fella for you? 672 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,904 I don't want one. 673 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,809 Why, have you been with loads? 674 00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:33,011 What the fuck are you trying to say? 675 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,180 Sorry. 676 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,381 I'm only messin'. 677 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,952 So have ya? 678 00:43:40,986 --> 00:43:43,789 Oh, my God, you really want to know? 679 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,757 You mean sex? 680 00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:51,129 Oh, I dunno. I don't have a number or anything. 681 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,264 Why, do you? No. 682 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,102 You do! Tell me. 683 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,770 No. Tell me. 684 00:43:58,804 --> 00:43:59,838 No. 685 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,846 I don't think I'm very good at it. 686 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:08,814 Sex? 687 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:15,120 No. Like meetin' people. Datin'. All that. 688 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,923 Me neither. 689 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,091 Fuck off. 690 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,860 No, I'm serious. 691 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,695 Yeah? 692 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:27,365 I've always been a bit of a loner. 693 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,736 That's cool. 694 00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:33,438 Is it? I don't know. 695 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,943 Yeah, like, whatever makes ya happy and that. 696 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,477 I wouldn't say it makes me happy. 697 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,379 It's just the way it is. 698 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:47,352 Sure, most people think I'm off me rocker. 699 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:48,954 Do they? Big time. 700 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:49,988 Why? 701 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,892 Just cos. 702 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:54,960 Cos why? 703 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,130 I dunno. 704 00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:02,700 I used to do a lot of stupid shit. 705 00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:05,904 Like what? 706 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,773 Fightin'. 707 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:10,942 What, like proper fightin'? 708 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:14,045 I hurt a girl in a night club a while ago. 709 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,814 I got in a lot of trouble for it. 710 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,818 Was in The Joy for six months. 711 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,821 You were in jail? 712 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,390 Fuck off! 713 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:32,831 Whoa. 714 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,042 Are ya freaked out that I told ya that? 715 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:47,378 No. 716 00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:53,118 What are ya thinkin'? 717 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,856 Just doesn't seem like you or somethin'. 718 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,228 You don't know me. 719 00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,441 (INAUDIBLE) 720 00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:07,893 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 721 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,064 (GROANING) 722 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,104 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 723 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,073 (CLEARING THROAT) 724 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,572 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. 725 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,607 (EXHALING) 726 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:58,176 You OK? 727 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,685 Yeah. I dunno why... 728 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,054 (SNIFFLING) 729 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,524 I really like you. 730 00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:24,535 (LAUGHING) 731 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:47,458 (MOANING) 732 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,626 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 733 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,564 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 734 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,049 WOMAN: Bye. MAN: Goodbye. 735 00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:21,092 MAN: See you, Jess. Take care. JESS: See you later. 736 00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,604 You freakin' out? 737 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,207 No. 738 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,677 Are you? 739 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:47,218 Look, it doesn't have to mean anything. 740 00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:52,357 Unless... 741 00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,165 OK, I'm gonna go now because I'm dyin' of embarrassment. 742 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:06,337 I'm playin' in McPhails tomorrow night, 743 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:10,175 just if you're knockin' about... If you want to... 744 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:12,477 OK. 745 00:50:13,478 --> 00:50:14,645 OK. 746 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,388 Thanks. 747 00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,499 (JULIE RAPPING) # What's the story, Drogheda? 748 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,102 # I feel like I don't belong Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong 749 00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,370 # My head is gone Tell me what the fuck is wrong 750 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,106 # It's bleak when the highlight of your week 751 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:42,440 # Is mitching school on a Monday 752 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:46,111 # To stuff your face in Subway Foot-long, yeah, baby 753 00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,146 # It's boring, but better than smoking a bong 754 00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:49,547 # With some radgy-looking mong 755 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:53,084 # Oh, by the way, my name is Julie Yours truly 756 00:50:53,118 --> 00:50:56,287 # I'm a bad bitch, not really # 757 00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:09,167 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message. 758 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,138 Hey, what does it mean when you've been with a fella and he says 759 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:15,140 it doesn't have to mean anything? 760 00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:17,275 And then he says, "Do you want to meet up?" 761 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,144 What does that mean? Does that mean 762 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,512 he's into it or not? 763 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:23,514 Call me back. 764 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,389 (JESS SINGING) # Oh, God 765 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,859 # Get me out of this town 766 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,232 # Oh, God 767 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,869 # Get me out of this town 768 00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,676 # I can't wait 769 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,512 # Till the factory shuts down 770 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,586 # I can't wait 771 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:04,489 # Till the dock lands drown 772 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,362 # Oh, God 773 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,233 # Get me out of this place 774 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:22,307 # Oh, God 775 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:25,343 # Get me out of this place 776 00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:35,553 # I don't care if I never see another familiar face # 777 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,255 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS) 778 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:46,764 (RITA SINGING) # You waze me up 779 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:51,869 # So I can stand on mountains 780 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,905 # You waze me up 781 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,575 # To walk on stormy... # 782 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,410 You can stop there, Rita. 783 00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:04,549 Rita, love, it's "raise me up". Raise. 784 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,652 Waze. 785 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,720 (SOFTLY) Jesus Christ. (WHISPERS) She's your cousin, Charlene. 786 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:12,723 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 787 00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:13,891 CHARLENE: Come on! 788 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,731 Who's she? 789 00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:22,933 The young one doin' the weddin' video. 790 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,737 She looks like a weirdo. 791 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,474 I know. Total freak. 792 00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:37,315 Why does she keep staring over here? 793 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,885 Maybe she's checking you out. 794 00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,253 (SCOFFS) 795 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,992 Oh, my God! She is totally checking me out. 796 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,827 CHARLENE: Jesus Christ! Can nothin' go right? 797 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,995 Charlene! 798 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:57,568 All right, Rita. Let's try this again and it's "raise". 799 00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,904 Waze. 800 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,406 I need to talk to you. 801 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,874 Oh. Well, I need to talk to you, too. 802 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,978 Right. You go first. 803 00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:10,348 OK. Erm... 804 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,720 You go first. OK. 805 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,489 This might be hard to hear, so I'll just say it. 806 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,958 Me and Leona were in Fusion on Saturday night 807 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:24,028 and we saw John Carter getting off with a man. 808 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,498 You went clubbin' with Leona? 809 00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:28,599 Yeah. 810 00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:30,701 I have been asking you to go out with me for weeks. 811 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:33,571 Mary! I think you're missin' the point here. 812 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,005 Yeah, we broke up. 813 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,507 And when were you gonna tell me? 814 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,743 Well, when do I see you, Charlene? 815 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,379 All right, look. Don't panic. I'm not gonna say it to anyone. 816 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,614 We'll just find you someone else to bring as a plus one. 817 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:46,551 Maybe one of Declan's friends. Some of them are really weird. 818 00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:48,953 OK? 819 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,625 Mary? 820 00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:59,029 What was that about? 821 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,031 I dunno, she just stormed off. 822 00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:03,868 Hi. 823 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:05,636 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 824 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,039 (CHUCKLING) 825 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:11,576 Um... OK. 826 00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:13,344 Cool. Cool. 827 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,985 What the fuck is she doing? 828 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,126 (CHUCKLING) OK. 829 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,962 I just wanted to do that, so... 830 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:37,735 Erm, I better go. I'll call ya later. 831 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:41,105 Bye. 832 00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:51,649 When did this happen? 833 00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,385 Couple of nights ago. 834 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,020 Was helping her out at a weddin'. 835 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,423 CHARLENE: And what? 836 00:55:58,456 --> 00:55:59,990 We were drinkin', 837 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,626 one thing led to another. 838 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:04,995 So you're into girls now? 839 00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,365 Maybe. 840 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,636 You're makin' a show of yourself, Mary. 841 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,806 Well, what's new, Charlene? 842 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,012 Try on that dress, will ya? 843 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,056 MARY: So I was thinkin'. 844 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,692 Since you're gonna be at the weddin', 845 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,527 and I'm gonna be at the weddin', 846 00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,663 why don't we both go together? 847 00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:40,631 I thought you wanted to bring a hot bloke. 848 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:43,634 Not any more. 849 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,072 OK. 850 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,742 Cool. (LAUGHING) 851 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,753 What? 852 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,457 Nothin', just... 853 00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:08,192 Suddenly you seem very cool about all this. 854 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:13,097 It's a big change from when we were on the bus a while back 855 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,701 and you avoided looking at me for the whole three-hour drive, actually. 856 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,504 I didn't refuse to look at ya. 857 00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:21,806 I seem to remember you looking out the window a lot. 858 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:23,641 OK, maybe I did a bit. 859 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,547 Now you're kissin' me in front of all your mates. 860 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:33,117 Fuck it. 861 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,921 Did they say anything about it? 862 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,924 Actually, Charlene had a lot to say about it. 863 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,927 Apparently I'm making a show of meself. 864 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,094 (SCOFFS) 865 00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,731 Fuck her. 866 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,233 She's probably just worried about you. 867 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:52,202 Charlene does not give a fuck about me, 868 00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:55,640 she's just worried that I'm gonna ruin her precious weddin'. 869 00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,209 Is that why you're asking me to go? 870 00:57:59,844 --> 00:58:00,978 What? 871 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,747 To piss her off? 872 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,584 No. 873 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,624 I don't care what Charlene thinks. 874 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,227 Mary, you're obsessed with what she thinks. 875 00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:21,766 No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. 876 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,507 I don't want to be used. 877 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,844 What the fuck does that mean? 878 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,147 Whoa, don't curse at me. 879 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,991 I just don't want you usin' me to get even with Charlene. 880 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,660 I'm not. 881 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:55,766 OK. 882 00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:07,812 Will I get us some drinks? 883 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,016 (SIGHS) 884 00:59:43,147 --> 00:59:44,815 (MOBILE RINGING) 885 00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:55,259 (LINE RINGING) 886 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,627 (RINGING CONTINUES) 887 00:59:58,028 --> 01:00:00,064 VOICEMAIL: Hello, this is Mary... 888 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:06,771 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 889 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,342 (EXHALING) 890 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,386 (MOBILE BUZZING) 891 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:27,692 RECORDING: You have new voicemail. 892 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,360 To listen to your messages, press 1. 893 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,934 JESS: Hey. Um, 894 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:42,006 I don't really know what happened last night and 895 01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:44,775 to be honest I'm not sure I care any more. 896 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,980 I guess I don't really know what's going on with you 897 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:51,882 and you don't seem to want to tell me. 898 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,985 And running away like that is 899 01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:58,689 fucking ridiculous. 900 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,092 That's what children do 901 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:03,761 and I'm not a child. 902 01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:10,134 Look, I think we should just call it quits on this. 903 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,837 I hope everything goes well for you, Mary, 904 01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:14,905 and that you figure it all out. 905 01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,409 And there's no need to call me back, 906 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,046 I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't. 907 01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:25,816 OK. Bye. 908 01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,124 CHARLENE: Hey. All right? 909 01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:36,460 What are you doing here? 910 01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,464 Came to see you. 911 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:52,009 So, what's the story with your girlfriend? 912 01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,179 What? 913 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,081 She cancelled on me this morning. 914 01:01:58,548 --> 01:01:59,950 I don't know. 915 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,420 And she's not my girlfriend. 916 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,790 So what, you're not a lesbian now? 917 01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,866 Are you all right? 918 01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:21,171 Here. 919 01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:22,206 What's this? 920 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,142 The speech. I wrote it. 921 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,945 I did the speech for you. 922 01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:30,180 Well, it's supposed to come from me. 923 01:02:30,214 --> 01:02:31,248 (EXHALING) 924 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,449 Mary, like, I... 925 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,884 Fine. It doesn't matter. 926 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,920 Gimme it. 927 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:48,198 "The things you need to know about Charlene. 928 01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,811 "Her first crush was on Mr Duffy, 929 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:04,381 "our geography teacher in fifth class. 930 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:08,552 "Her first kiss was on the bus on the way home from a Boyzone concert. 931 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,122 "Her eyes are a mixture of green and brown 932 01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:15,525 "and not hazel as most people think. 933 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:18,262 "She loves brown sauce and eats it on everything. 934 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,901 "She can never remember how a joke ends. 935 01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:26,871 "When she's sick she always watches the film 936 01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:30,574 "Ella Enchanted and eats packets of Monster Munch. 937 01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:36,546 "When she walks into a room, people always notice her and want to be around her. 938 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:39,917 "This is because of her warmth and her good sense of humour. 939 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:44,288 "She loves Declan more than anything else in the world, 940 01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:47,591 "even brown sauce. 941 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:51,195 "And she is the best friend that anyone could ever ask for." 942 01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:57,467 It's lovely. 943 01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:04,208 You're me best mate and I wanted it to come from me. 944 01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,178 Thanks. 945 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,185 Do you wanna go for a pint? 946 01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:19,023 I'm getting' married tomorrow. 947 01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:20,457 Yeah, but is that not tradition, 948 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:21,926 that the maid of honour take 949 01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,228 the bride out the night before the big day? 950 01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,630 No. For one? 951 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:28,598 No! 952 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,571 All right. 953 01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:38,943 I'll see ya at the church, then. 954 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:40,544 Yeah. 955 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,351 Why do you never want to see me any more? 956 01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,453 What are you on about? 957 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,321 Why do you never want to see me? 958 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,223 Mary, how many times do we have to talk about this? 959 01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:55,993 Fine! Fuck sake. Stop cursin' at me, Mary! 960 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,495 Then stop actin' like a stuck-up bitch, Charlene! 961 01:04:58,528 --> 01:04:59,563 I don't have time for this. 962 01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,231 Oh, of course ya don't, 963 01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:03,968 cos when do you have time for anybody other than yourself? 964 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,536 Excuse me? You've fuckin' changed. 965 01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,044 CHARLENE: Oi! 966 01:05:17,547 --> 01:05:20,650 Do you have any idea the shit you've put us through? 967 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:22,953 Me. Your ma. All of us. 968 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,688 After what you did. 969 01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,158 Ya haven't a clue, have ya? 970 01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:30,060 And then you show up on me doorstep 971 01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,662 the day before me weddin' and call me a shit friend 972 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,065 cos I won't go drinkin' with ya. 973 01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:37,401 I mean, are you for fuckin' real? 974 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:44,241 And you know what, Mary? You're right. I have changed. 975 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,410 Everyone has, except you. 976 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:49,579 You're still a mess. 977 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,385 Who the fuck wants to be around that? 978 01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:23,713 Hey, it's me. 979 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,449 CLERK: How many do you want? Six. 980 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,184 We're goin' out. 981 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,058 So, where's your boyfriend at? 982 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:37,394 Are you all selective cos you got a pony tail? 983 01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,296 What's your name, delicate? 984 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,331 I dunno. Yvonne! 985 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,668 Yvonne? Oh, that's a French ass name, Yvonne. 986 01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,403 My little French croissant. 987 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,105 You are mad. (LAUGHING) 988 01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:50,474 All right. 989 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,376 I'm only joking, I'm sorry, like. 990 01:06:57,581 --> 01:06:59,549 Let's do somethin'! Come on! 991 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,118 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 992 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,121 Where we goin'? 993 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,256 Out. 994 01:07:20,337 --> 01:07:22,406 (INAUDIBLE) 995 01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:25,275 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) (WHISTLING) 996 01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:06,350 Fuck. 997 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,254 BOUNCER: Don't! Don't! 998 01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,856 Ya fuckin' animal! Call the guards. 999 01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:17,861 (EXHALING AND SNIFFLING) 1000 01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,731 MAN: You're fucking buck mad you are. 1001 01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,202 D'you hear me? 1002 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,675 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING) 1003 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:33,443 Come on! 1004 01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:43,653 OFFICER: Assault, anti-social behaviour, assault again. 1005 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,589 If she ends up in front of a prick of a judge... 1006 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,592 SUZANNE: It's not good. OFFICER: No, it's not good. 1007 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,327 You can take her home now. 1008 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,361 Thanks, Guard. 1009 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:54,831 Come on. 1010 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,450 Is it my fault? 1011 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,188 Is what your fault? 1012 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,293 I dunno. That you're having problems again. 1013 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:27,797 How is it your fault? 1014 01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:36,606 Did ya get someone to go with ya tomorrow? 1015 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:45,582 Sure, so what? You go down there and hold your head up. 1016 01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:48,285 You're as good as any of them girls. 1017 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,288 (SOBBING) 1018 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:53,657 (SNIFFLES) 1019 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,925 (SHUSHING) 1020 01:10:02,499 --> 01:10:04,568 Shh. It's OK. 1021 01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:12,642 (CONTINUES SHUSHING) 1022 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,412 (DOGS BARKING) 1023 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,613 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 1024 01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:51,915 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 1025 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,921 OK. Fix me. 1026 01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,523 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1027 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,495 I'm surprised you'd the nerve to show up. Leona. 1028 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,898 Leave her alone. 1029 01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:14,304 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1030 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,007 (CHARLENE SNIFFLES) 1031 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,743 Thanks. 1032 01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:23,980 (SIGHS) 1033 01:11:25,549 --> 01:11:26,916 You look... 1034 01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:30,720 (CHUCKLES) 1035 01:11:32,522 --> 01:11:34,791 Are we ready? Yep, we're ready. 1036 01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,494 (CHUCKLES) 1037 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:40,897 PRIEST: In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 1038 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:42,298 amen. 1039 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,508 CHARLENE: Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. 1040 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,079 You may kiss the bride. 1041 01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:59,349 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 1042 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,092 Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you. 1043 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,361 It's just over the far right. Thank you. 1044 01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:14,964 Hi. MARY: Hiya. 1045 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,670 Hey. Hi. 1046 01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,575 I'm so proud of ya. 1047 01:12:25,609 --> 01:12:27,411 Thanks. 1048 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:30,113 I think it's better if you didn't read out that speech you wrote. 1049 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,883 I think it's lovely and it's really funny. 1050 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:37,721 I just... Mary, hun, it's just not appropriate. 1051 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,728 What do you want me to say? It's OK. 1052 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,096 Leona has got it covered. You can just sit back and enjoy your night. 1053 01:12:47,130 --> 01:12:48,565 You've done loads already. 1054 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:52,769 OK. 1055 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:02,111 "All day I've been looking at you, at me friend, 1056 01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:05,915 "and thinking about how long we've known each other, and how much you mean to me. 1057 01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:09,953 "It feels like only yesterday we were walking to school and making each other laugh. 1058 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:12,522 "And now, look where we are." GUESTS: Aww. 1059 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,190 "You're the smartest person I know, 1060 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,859 "you're gorgeous looking. 1061 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:18,595 "And you're the most generous person in the whole world." 1062 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,029 You are. (GUESTS CHEERING) 1063 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,831 You really are, Char. 1064 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:27,504 OK, folks. So, we're gonna pass it over to the father of the bride now, 1065 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,539 so round of applause for him. 1066 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:31,508 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) (MAN WHOOPING) 1067 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,652 (WOMEN LAUGHING) (MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS) 1068 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:43,687 (LINE RINGING) 1069 01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:49,125 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message. 1070 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,193 (BEEPS) 1071 01:13:50,226 --> 01:13:53,162 Hiya, Jess. It's Mary. 1072 01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:56,866 I know you don't want me to call, but... 1073 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,635 I'm locked. So... 1074 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:07,544 Actually, I'm not locked. 1075 01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:11,481 I haven't had a drink all day so I dunno why I said that. 1076 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:24,494 I just wanted to say sorry for everything that happened. 1077 01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:30,166 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1078 01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:34,838 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1079 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:40,243 I keep hurting people and I don't know why. 1080 01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:50,887 I think you were right about me and Charlene. 1081 01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,826 You're probably right about a lot of things. 1082 01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,200 I miss you. 1083 01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:19,983 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 1084 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,289 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1085 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:30,159 (ALL WHOOPING) 1086 01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:40,003 (DJ ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY) 1087 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,871 (MUSIC CHANGES) 1088 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,581 (GUESTS WHOOPING) 1089 01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:00,249 MARY: Me and her were the best. 1090 01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:03,019 The most beautiful. 1091 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,891 Me and her. 1092 01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,026 Me and her. 1093 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,264 Me and her. 1094 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:20,870 Hey! 1095 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:24,073 Are you going? 1096 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,375 Yeah. 1097 01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:30,747 All right, well... Thanks for everything. 1098 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:33,282 You're welcome. 1099 01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:37,020 I'm fuckin' married, Mary! (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1100 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:39,689 I know. 1101 01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:45,094 When I get back from me honeymoon, me and you are goin' out on the town. 1102 01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:46,763 Just the two of us. 1103 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,314 I'll see ya, Char. 1104 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,683 See ya, babe. 1105 01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,270 SUZANNE: Where would you be going, if you were going out? 1106 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:28,772 (CAB DRIVER REPLYING INDISTINCTLY) 1107 01:18:28,805 --> 01:18:31,040 SUZANNE: Music? Are you into your music? 1108 01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:34,978 Would you be getting up and dancing and all? Yeah? 1109 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:36,913 What else do you get up to then? 1110 01:18:36,946 --> 01:18:38,848 Over the weekend in your spare time? 1111 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,285 DRIVER: I go surfin'. SUZANNE: You're a surfer! 1112 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,821 No way. That's nuts. 1113 01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,412 (MOBILE BUZZING) 1114 01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,522 Hey. 71382

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