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[upbeat music]
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‐ I love you.
I've known for a while now.
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‐ I love you, too.
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I'm just gonna say it.
I want my job back.
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Fuck!
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‐ Annie begged
for her job back.
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I said yes, she's here,
and all is well.
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‐ For the millionth time,
Fran is a lesbian.
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‐ So? You can be a lesbian
and marry a man.
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FRAN: I don't need
to figure things out.
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I like what I'm doing
with my life.
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‐ I did not raise you this way.
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‐ Are you okay?
‐ No.
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RYAN: Annie!
‐ Ryan?
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‐ I got a job here, too.
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ANNIE: I feel like
this might have to be
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a one‐time‐only
fucking‐at‐work experience.
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‐ What?
Are you serious?
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GABE: I'm having this dinner
thing I do once a month.
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It's like
an intellectual salon.
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‐ Oh, my God, yes.
I know about them.
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‐ You're in?
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AMADI: Annie, this is Nick.
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Nick's probably
the best illustrator
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who's ever lived in Portland.
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‐ Sheila,
I want to introduce you
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to one of your star employees,
Annie Easton.
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‐ Hello, I'm Fat.
That piece blew my mind.
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CODY: I'm not that cool.
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I'm not the one that's
having sex in the office.
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‐ What?
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Did you tell everyone
that we fucked in the office?
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‐ I'm sorry.
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‐ Let's get right to it.
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Gabe is the best,
but at what cost?
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‐ No boys allowed?
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‐ I thought it would be
a nice gesture
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to take your protégé out
for lunch.
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FRAN:
Guys, I've gathered you here,
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best friends
and most importantly
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no one I've ever fucked.
[laughter]
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Let's get fuckin' wasted and
blow up some fucking fireworks.
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[cheering]
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EMILY: I'm trying to tell you
I like you.
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I like you a lot.
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‐ I don't want to be your mom.
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I want an adult.
Like, I want a real partner.
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‐ Are you breaking up with me?
‐ Actually, yes, I am.
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‐ What are you gonna do now?
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Are you gonna go date
other guys?
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‐ Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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[cheers and explosions]
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[Empress Of's
"Love Is a Drug" playing]
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♪ ♪
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‐ You're so fuckin' sexy.
‐ [chuckles]
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‐ I'm gonna fuck you all night.
‐ Then do it.
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EMPRESS OF:
♪ I know love is a drug ♪
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♪ I know money is a drug ♪
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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪
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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪
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♪ I know love is a drug ♪
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♪ I know money is a drug ♪
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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪
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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪
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♪ I start to‐‐ ♪
‐ [moans]
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[groaning softly]
‐ Um...
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I‐‐
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did you‐‐did you just‐‐
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where'd it go?
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‐ It's right there.
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‐ Oh.
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Okay, I didn't realize
'cause it was‐‐it's‐‐
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JOE: Yeah.
‐ Just a drop.
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‐ You can say it.
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I cum small loads.
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[sighs]
I'm sorry.
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‐ No, it's okay.
JOE: Goddamn it.
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‐ It's‐‐it's totally fine.
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‐ I'm sure I got a old napkin
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or something
I can wipe it with.
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Here.
Use this.
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‐ Oh, well this is my skirt.
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EMPRESS OF:
♪ I know love is a drug ♪
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♪ I know money is a drug ♪
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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪
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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪
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‐ I cum small
'cause I take Propecia
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'cause I'm afraid
of going bald.
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I used to cum huge ropes
before, just‐‐
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‐ Oh, yeah.
It's‐‐it's totally fine.
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And I believe you about...
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your ropes.
[chuckles]
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‐ Thanks.
ANNIE: Yeah.
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And I actually think
it's better in a lot of ways
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because cum is disgusting.
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It's very gross, so.
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‐ You think it's gross?
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‐ Well, um, no.
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No, I don't think it's‐‐
I've‐‐I‐‐I love it.
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I love it and I...
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I always want more of it.
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Um.
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Joe, are you okay?
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‐ Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
ANNIE: Okay.
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‐ I'm sorry.
‐ No.
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‐ I just got a complex,
you know?
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My mom says I gotta find a wife
before all my hair falls out.
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I'm scared of missing my window
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and ending up this alone,
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bald, unfuckable guy.
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‐ Well, I'm here because
I think you're fuckable.
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And I think your hair
looks good.
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‐ Thanks.
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‐ [chuckles]
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‐ You know...
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you got a lot of hair.
‐ [chuckles]
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JOE: You got, like, too much
of this stuff.
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‐ I know.
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‐ I feel like maybe you'd only
need a little bit of Propecia.
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‐ Where do you think?
There? Here?
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‐ Maybe just‐‐
yeah, a little spot.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Right up here.
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‐ And it's a pill
that I put on my head?
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‐ Yeah, just rub a pill
on top of your head.
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‐ [chuckling]
Okay.
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That sounds good. [chuckles]
‐ Yeah.
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Did I say something wrong?
Is this‐‐
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‐ No, no, I, um‐‐
I just‐‐no.
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I'm not that naked
with that many people.
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And I felt like we were maybe
moving out of hookup world
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into, like, joke world,
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so I thought
I might put my shirt back on.
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‐ Oh, yeah.
Totally.
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Shirts on, butts out.
‐ [chuckles]
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Yeah, it's just‐‐
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I just broke up with my
boyfriend, like, two months ago
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and, you know,
dating other people is fun,
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but, like,
sex can be kind of wonky.
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I don't know.
We're doing good, though.
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You're here, I'm here,
we're here for each other, so.
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‐ It's so hot when you talk to
me like a marriage counselor.
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‐ [chuckles]
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‐ Do you want to maybe
keep this going?
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I don't know.
Have another drink, reset?
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[soft dramatic music]
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‐ Yeah.
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[Banzai Florist's
"Love Me Back, Clairo"]
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Mm, mm‐hmm.
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‐ Oh, my God. So good.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Really.
Like heavenly, honestly.
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‐ Maybe the rib of an angel?
JOE: Yeah.
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Once the angel turns three,
you take it out,
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shoot it in the head
and that's how you get a rib.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
JOE: Mm‐hmm.
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‐ I like it when you do that.
‐ What?
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‐ Just a little look.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Where are you taking me?
‐ Just going to the couch.
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‐ [chuckles]
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♪ ♪
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BANZAI FLORIST:
♪ And get them moving 'round ♪
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♪ Spend all day
staring at screens ♪
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♪ I think I've had enough ♪
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[music stops]
‐ Whoa.
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‐ What?
‐ Fuck.
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‐ What did I do?
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‐ I mean, you just went fully
for my butthole
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and I just met you, like,
five hours ago.
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‐ I was going for the vagina.
‐ But from behind?
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What do you think,
my clit's in my ass?
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‐ No.
[stutters]
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They're close to each other,
right?
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‐ I don't think they're
that close.
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I would say they're, like,
miles apart.
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‐ Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I was just confidently trying
to go down there and‐‐
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‐ I'm sorry,
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do you have barbecue sauce
on your fingers still?
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‐ It's just a little.
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‐ Okay, I don't want
barbecue sauce in my asshole.
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‐ Okay.
It's not hot sauce, though.
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This is not gonna burn you.
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This is just brown sugar
and ketchup.
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‐ What the fuck is wrong
with you?
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Do you even know
what a girl wants?
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‐ Yes, yes,
I know what a girl wants, okay?
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I know what a girl wants.
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I know clitoris stuff, I know‐‐
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I even know
about the nipple stuff.
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‐ [chuckling] Okay, God.
‐ I know about that stuff.
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[sobbing softly]
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[door shuts]
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‐ Uh...
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Joe?
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JOE: [sobbing softly]
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‐ Uh, Joe?
I'm sorry.
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I wasn't trying
to make you feel bad.
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It's, like, 4:00 a. m., okay?
So I think I'm gonna go.
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JOE: No, don't go! Please!
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You said you're here for me!
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‐ Uh, yes, and I‐‐I get that.
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I just‐‐you know,
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I understand it's hard
to put yourself out there
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and I've been there, too.
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JOE: Okay, good.
So you'll stay.
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‐ Yes.
I‐‐I will. I'm‐‐
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I'm here, okay?
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[peaceful music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Um, I want you
to have these, though.
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‐ Oh, thank you.
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Um...
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well, I'm gonna go
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'cause I'm probably gonna
be late for work, so.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Um...
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is it always this bad?
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Dating?
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‐ No.
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This was unusually awful.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ I can't believe
you're firing me.
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‐ No, no, no, buddy.
We're not firing you, okay?
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We're just reducing your hours.
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Think about it like this.
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Who doesn't love
a long weekend, huh?
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‐ Well, I guess this will give
me more time
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to work on my novel.
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It's like Watership Down
but with snakes.
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‐ If I lose my job,
I'm screwed.
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‐ Hey, listen.
It's going to be okay, Maureen.
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Your life is already so bad,
so depressing, mediocre.
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‐ Maybe to the untrained eye,
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but I actually have it
going on.
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‐ Uh, listen.
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It might be a blessing
in disguise.
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Everyone has told me personally
they hate you here.
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‐ Who?
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AMADI: But remember,
it's not personal, okay?
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Everybody's taking some cuts.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Annie.
Can I talk to you for a second?
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‐ Mm‐hmm, yeah.
‐ Great.
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Uh...
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your job's safe.
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‐ Oh, my God.
You fucking scared me.
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‐ Are you kidding me?
You're Sheila's golden girl.
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She said that your articles
are bringing in all the clicks.
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But, um, keep this quiet
251
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,456
because you and I
are the only two people
252
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,629
whose hours aren't getting cut.
253
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,877
‐ Oh, no.
254
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,838
‐ They had a big meeting
with the board last night
255
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,469
and they decided that the only
way to keep the paper going
256
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,716
were brutal cutbacks.
257
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,347
I had to fire, like,
four people this morning.
258
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,595
‐ What?
Are you okay?
259
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,716
‐ Yeah.
260
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,102
Well, I'm annoyed
261
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,979
because Gabe, he's not touching
any of this stuff.
262
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,346
‐ Wow.
263
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,062
‐ He gets to be fun dad still
and I gotta be mean mom.
264
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:50,612
‐ No, don't say that.
You're a really nice mom.
265
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,358
‐ Thank you for believing
in me.
266
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,490
Okay, well, we're gonna
267
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,896
reshuffle the office
a little bit.
268
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,204
‐ Sure.
‐ Could you take Angus's desk?
269
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,489
‐ What am I supposed to use?
270
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,122
‐ Oh, set up by
the printer table.
271
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,369
Right in the middle
of all the action, bud.
272
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,620
‐ Cool.
273
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,872
‐ You're creepy good at this.
274
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,094
‐ I'm just creepy.
‐ Yeah.
275
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,085
[upbeat pop music]
276
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:19,008
♪ ♪
277
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,440
‐ That was incredible.
‐ [chuckles]
278
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,481
‐ Really.
Thank you for your service.
279
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,994
‐ It's my honor.
280
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,276
I feel like I know all your
little spots now
281
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,120
so I can get that done
in, like, three minutes.
282
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,325
‐ It's my gift.
‐ [chuckles]
283
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,044
Oh, Jesus.
It's 1:00.
284
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,209
I have a new client coming
at 1:30.
285
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,169
I have to get out of bed.
286
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,511
‐ Or maybe she could
lie in between us
287
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,798
and you could
cut her hair here.
288
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,432
‐ Mm, no.
That's not gonna work.
289
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,770
'Cause I need your full weight
on me.
290
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,176
‐ Okay.
291
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,061
Get ready for it.
292
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,074
[chuckling]
293
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,856
MAUREEN: Well, there goes
our health insurance.
294
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,819
Just when I was gonna get
a new neck.
295
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,569
This sucks.
296
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,661
ANDY: What am I supposed to do
with all this free time?
297
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,407
Have sex with my nympho wife?
298
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,868
‐ Hey, guys.
299
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:27,328
Uh, I just want to say I know
these cuts are so hard
300
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,290
and I truly, truly hate it.
301
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,830
‐ Yeah, we know you're fine,
Annie,
302
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,793
so don't lie to our face.
303
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,594
[bell ringing]
‐ Attention!
304
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,509
Attention, everyone.
Please.
305
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,258
Please gather round.
306
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,680
This kind of thing‐‐
layoffs, cutbacks...
307
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,100
‐ Ugh.
308
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,728
‐ They're always disheartening.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
309
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,305
‐ Makes you want to give up,
doesn't it?
310
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:53,361
But believe me when I tell you
311
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,066
that good things
can still happen.
312
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,106
‐ Yeah.
313
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,359
‐ Many of you have been aware
314
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360
that I've been working
on my tell‐all memoir.
315
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,242
Small‐town boy becomes
underground glam rock demigod
316
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,451
and eventually,
cultural policymaker,
317
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,661
power broker, and sage.
RUTHIE: [gasps]
318
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,752
GABE:
After a prolonged bidding war,
319
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,457
my book has been sold
to a major publishing house.
320
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,208
‐ [chuckles]
Whoo!
321
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,300
And they said gay men
can't write books.
322
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,297
‐ Gabe, this is not
a good time for this.
323
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,009
‐ Amani, we're a team.
324
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,799
My financial success is
everyone's financial success.
325
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,313
‐ So do we get some
of the money?
326
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,175
‐ I like that. I like levity.
RUTHIE: Me, too.
327
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,892
‐ I'm like a salmon, you guys.
328
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,652
I've been moving upstream
for a long time against haters,
329
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,186
against saboteurs, against...
330
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,650
curvy, young writers
with anger issues.
331
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,111
But nevertheless,
I have prevailed
332
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,162
and I will continue to spawn.
333
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,406
‐ Spawn.
‐ So let's just‐‐
334
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,408
huh?
335
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080
[rings bell once]
336
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,666
‐ What the hell was that?
I thought you two were good.
337
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,169
‐ Yeah.
So did I.
338
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,508
[laid‐back music]
339
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,050
‐ Angus.
340
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,974
Angus, do I look okay?
It's Nick.
341
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,023
‐ Who cares?
342
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,597
‐ Annie, Annie, Annie,
you remember Nick, right?
343
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,353
From Gabe's party?
344
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,694
‐ No, I don't‐‐
I don't remember you at all.
345
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,571
‐ Oh, hurtful.
Very hurtful.
346
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,568
'Cause I remember you.
347
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,819
‐ You do?
348
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:27,370
Good, I‐‐I‐‐I‐‐
I do remember you, too.
349
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,906
[chuckles]
350
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,910
‐ Well, Nick's dropping off
the illustration for this week.
351
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,082
And thanks
for hand‐delivering that.
352
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,580
‐ Yeah.
Hey, I miss my friend.
353
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,461
‐ [chuckles]
That's very sweet.
354
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,878
‐ Yes.
This fucking rules.
355
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,126
‐ AMADI: Love it.
‐ Wow, look at that.
356
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,298
‐ This is you, actually.
‐ Me?
357
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,047
NICK: Yeah, did you catch that?
You were my muse on this one.
358
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,970
‐ Yeah, that looks‐‐
that's exactly me
359
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,888
and then that's the, um,
360
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,257
the skeleton that I puke
every day of my life.
361
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,854
‐ I mean,
I notice the little things.
362
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,179
‐ [chuckles]
AMADI: Cool.
363
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,444
‐ You wanna grab that coffee?
‐ Oh, I can't.
364
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,646
I gotta do that weekly
phone call with Sheila.
365
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,567
‐ Okay, Mr. Big Boss Working
Guy That's Gonna Blow Me Off.
366
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,737
‐ Yeah, what the heck?
Are you Mr. Working Guy?
367
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,368
‐ Yes, sir.
ANNIE: Day and night?
368
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,025
‐ [chuckles]
Annie, you wanna grab a coffee?
369
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,954
‐ I think‐‐I think that I can.
370
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,254
Yes, I would‐‐
I would get a coffee.
371
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,578
‐ Oh.
Do you need to check, or?
372
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,542
‐ I don't know.
Who am I gonna ask, my daddy?
373
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,383
[chuckling]
No, I'm okay.
374
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,628
NICK: No?
‐ I'm sorry.
375
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,799
I should've asked you.
You're truly my boss.
376
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,798
‐ I didn't see anything.
NICK: Mr. Boss, baby?
377
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,260
‐ Mr. Big Boss Man?
ANNIE: [chuckles]
378
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,300
‐ You wanna do it?
‐ Yeah.
379
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,642
NICK: Let's do it.
‐ Okay.
380
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,637
Oh, shit.
I forgot my purse.
381
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,770
Ugh.
[chuckles]
382
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,097
‐ No.
383
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,102
How‐‐how would you
possibly know
384
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,114
that banana's gonna be better
than s'mores?
385
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,226
‐ I'm just very good
at picking stuff.
386
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,113
‐ Uh, like your boyfriend?
‐ Mm, wow.
387
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,162
‐ Sorry.
No, like, bearded shorts.
388
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,277
‐ The good thing
is we broke up.
389
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,164
[chuckles]
So.
390
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,201
He's gone.
[chuckles]
391
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,333
‐ Yeah, I'm sorry.
‐ No, it's okay.
392
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,130
It's actually fine.
[chuckles]
393
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,835
‐ Actually, me and my
girlfriend of six years
394
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,507
just broke up, so.
395
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,335
‐ Wow.
396
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,680
I'm sorry.
397
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,465
‐ It's okay.
398
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,308
‐ Are you seeing anyone else?
399
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,305
‐ No.
400
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,056
I mean yeah, but not really.
401
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,018
Like, kinda dating but also
402
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,599
I think I just want
to be single.
403
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,774
‐ Dating is a‐‐it's a lot.
404
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,112
I went on a date last night and
the man did sort of ejaculate
405
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,110
a tiny, tiny dew drop
onto my‐‐
406
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,573
NICK: Oh, my‐‐oh.
‐ Onto my arm.
407
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,164
‐ No.
ANNIE: Just‐‐only this, though.
408
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,199
‐ Just a tiny...
409
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,582
‐ Is that normal?
NICK: No.
410
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,078
I mean, this is normal.
411
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,670
‐ That seems like a lot, no?
412
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,665
‐ And if you're me,
you're like,
413
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,706
even whipped cream on top.
414
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,000
ANNIE: [laughs]
415
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,213
‐ Shake out a cherry.
‐ [laughing]
416
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,014
Wow, I think you need to go
to the doctor.
417
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,718
So that he can give you
a big prize.
418
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,469
both: [chuckling]
419
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,056
‐ I gotta go.
I gotta get to this meeting.
420
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,850
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah.
421
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,614
‐ Do I look okay?
422
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,976
Do I look like I'm, like,
fucked up on milkshake?
423
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,114
‐ No, no, you look‐‐
you look good.
424
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,741
Um, do I look okay?
425
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,618
I don't have a meeting.
I more just want to know.
426
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,287
‐ One, um, thing.
427
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,956
[fabric snips softly]
428
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,116
‐ [chuckles]
429
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,709
‐ You had a string
on your skirt.
430
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,841
‐ Now, you're perfect.
431
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,628
‐ [chuckling]
Okay.
432
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,013
Well, um,
do you have your phone?
433
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,890
We kind of know each other now.
434
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,057
Like, we don't have to go
through Amadi, you know?
435
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:41,306
Like, I'll put my number
in here
436
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,440
and now, you can text me.
437
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,688
‐ Okay. I will.
‐ [chuckles]
438
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,992
‐ All right, bye.
Bye, Annie.
439
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,277
‐ Bye.
440
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,120
SINGER: ♪ Never meant
for all of this ♪
441
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,615
♪ Never meant
for you to love ♪
442
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,736
♪ Never meant
for you to try ♪
443
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,164
‐ So yeah,
with first‐time clients,
444
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,622
I like to talk through the kind
of thing you're thinking,
445
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,963
where you want to
go with your hair.
446
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,629
‐ Yeah.
I brought some inspiration.
447
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,877
This is what I'm thinking.
448
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,169
‐ Okay, well,
I mean, this is Bob Marley.
449
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,973
‐ Didn't know who he was.
‐ Okay.
450
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,927
But you wanted dreadlocks
like Bob Marley?
451
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,347
‐ Yeah, I think I could, like,
really pull that off.
452
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,846
Don't you think
I can pull it off?
453
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,268
‐ I don't, um,
but it's not really about that.
454
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,057
Don't know if you ever heard
of the term
455
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,810
cultural appropriation before?
456
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,442
‐ Oh, I love culture.
457
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,569
I went to Berlin once
458
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,395
and all my friends there
had dreadlocks.
459
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,530
‐ Yeah, mm‐hmm,
I'm sure they did.
460
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,407
Um, okay.
461
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,695
If I were to wear my hair
in dreadlocks
462
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:40,039
and I went in to work,
say, in an office,
463
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,196
I would get told
to wear my hair straight
464
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,294
to look more professional.
465
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,999
‐ That would be really cute.
466
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,129
‐ Mm‐hmm.
467
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,785
‐ Okay, yeah.
468
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,253
Um, you're not getting it.
469
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,343
Um, let's just not do this.
I'm gonna ask you to leave.
470
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,839
‐ Wait, what?
Why?
471
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,010
‐ Um, I tried to explain,
but you weren't listening,
472
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,679
so let's just end this now.
473
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,677
‐ What is happening?
474
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,848
‐ Oh, it's nothing personal.
475
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,806
It's just that
we hate you here.
476
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,056
‐ Bye, Sienna.
‐ Come on.
477
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,269
FRAN:
Thanks so much for coming in.
478
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,388
SIENNA: Are you serious?
FRAN: Absolutely.
479
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,854
‐ Please hurry up.
480
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,524
I just made food and you're
keeping me from eating it.
481
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,072
Let's go.
Boom, boom, boom.
482
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,566
ANNIE: Hi!
483
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:16,067
‐ Oh, you should just leave.
She's not gonna do your hair.
484
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,662
‐ Oh...
485
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,237
kay.
486
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,576
‐ Fran, are you okay?
487
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,210
‐ I will be.
488
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,877
The rib is healing me.
489
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,495
But I honestly can't talk
about it anymore.
490
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,212
I want to talk about
the crying rib man.
491
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,962
‐ Oh, well honestly,
the barbecue butthole
492
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,054
was, like,
the most boring part of my day
493
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:40,720
because Nick came to my office
and then we hung out.
494
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,011
‐ [gasps]
Illustrator Nick?
495
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,434
‐ Yes.
FRAN: What happened?
496
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,232
See, I knew you had
the horniest vibe.
497
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,556
‐ [chuckles]
498
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,520
I mean, it just happened,
like, we hung out.
499
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,232
And then at the end,
500
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:55,072
he bit a string off
of my skirt.
501
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,359
I could, like,
feel his breath on my thigh.
502
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,703
‐ Okay,
that's some feral dog shit.
503
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,619
‐ That's horny as hell.
‐ [chuckles]
504
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,657
‐ These are brilliant ribs,
and that is excellent gossip.
505
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,411
‐ I know,
I think I've creamed my jeans,
506
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,833
like, a medical amount today
507
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,251
and now I have
to throw away my car.
508
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,579
‐ So what are you gonna do?
509
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,003
Are you gonna laser‐focus
on Nick?
510
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,171
‐ Um, I don't know.
511
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,840
I like him a lot,
but maybe it's too soon.
512
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:20,221
Like, I feel like I've only
been single for five minutes.
513
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,719
‐ You've been single
for two months.
514
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,511
That's forever.
‐ Here's what you're gonna do.
515
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,974
‐ Oh, okay.
516
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,024
We've got a plan.
517
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,056
‐ Okay,
so you have your main guy
518
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,151
that you're kind of cooking
on low right now.
519
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,647
This is the guy
you really like,
520
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,858
and you're not gonna fuck him
until the time is right.
521
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,489
‐ Of course.
EMILY: That's Nick.
522
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,906
And meanwhile,
you've got all these other,
523
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,735
little tasting pots, okay?
524
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,081
‐ Like butt finger guy.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
525
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,366
‐ And the little tasting pots?
Those ones you can fuck.
526
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,000
EMILY: And that's what I did
with Fran.
527
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,287
I low‐cooked Fran until
the time was right.
528
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,291
‐ Well,
I was your butt finger guy.
529
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,673
‐ You're my butt finger
everything.
530
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,959
‐ [chuckles]
531
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,922
‐ No, this is‐‐
this is too beautiful.
532
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,302
I can't be here for this.
This is too romantic.
533
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,010
[sighs] Okay, I'm gonna
go upstairs and lay down
534
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,101
and I have to go
to the gynecologist
535
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,386
at 7:30 in the morning, so.
536
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,140
‐ Smart to schedule it
first thing in the morning
537
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,392
while the pussy's fresh.
538
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,983
‐ I think so.
539
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,898
Although what obligation do you
think I have to tell the doctor
540
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,767
that I have barbecue sauce
on my anus?
541
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,034
‐ She will know.
542
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,985
‐ Oh, she'll taste it.
‐ Excuse me?
543
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,356
‐ Oh, is that not
how pap smears work in America?
544
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,953
Oh.
545
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,913
CARLA: Always good to see you,
sweetie.
546
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,712
Sit tight and the doctor
will be in in a minute.
547
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,286
‐ Okay.
Thanks, Carla.
548
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,841
‐ Oh, Dr. Lai‐Shen got called
away for an emergency C‐section
549
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,666
so you'll be seeing
Dr. Montevista today.
550
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,091
She's very nice.
551
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,969
‐ Oh, wow, okay.
Nobody told me that.
552
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,797
‐ We only have to tell you
if it's a man.
553
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,393
[chuckles]
554
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,055
DR. MONTEVISTA: Okay.
555
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,927
Everything looks good.
556
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,524
We'll call you with your pap
results when they come in.
557
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,360
‐ Okay, thank you.
558
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,896
‐ And I'm sure Dr. Lai‐Shen's
mentioned this to you before,
559
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,781
but you should think
about gastric bypass.
560
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:02,819
You're at a good age for it.
561
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,322
‐ I'm sorry.
Think about what?
562
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,204
DR. MONTEVISTA:
Getting bariatric surgery.
563
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,791
For your weight.
564
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,286
It's not healthy
and that might be
565
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,827
the most realistic solution.
566
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,793
‐ Okay, um,
but we didn't do, like,
567
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,924
any bloodwork
or anything today.
568
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,472
Isn't that something that
maybe you should look at
569
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,086
before you recommend
a major surgery?
570
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,394
DR. MONTEVISTA: I don't need
to do bloodwork to know
571
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:30,018
that your overall health will
be improved by losing weight.
572
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,055
It's just a fact.
573
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,729
ANNIE: Okay.
574
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,647
Well, I'm not interested
in the surgery.
575
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,568
DR. MONTEVISTA: Okay.
576
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,027
Have a good day.
577
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,527
[door opens]
578
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,831
[door closes]
579
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,463
Oh, shit.
580
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,090
Hey.
581
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,667
Hey, that was fuckin'
fucked up!
582
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,593
You're gonna look at me
for ten minutes
583
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,722
and tell me
to cut my stomach out?
584
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,389
How is that medically ethical?
585
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,637
You're a bad person.
You're a bad fuckin' person.
586
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,141
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
587
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,818
Fuck!
588
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:30,411
SINGER: ♪ I walked
until my face got red ♪
589
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,119
♪ I walked on ♪
590
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,751
♪ ♪
591
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:41,088
♪ The light inside my head
went dead ♪
592
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,796
♪ I turned off ♪
593
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:51,808
♪ ♪
594
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:13,535
♪ I wish myself the best ♪
595
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,695
♪ But I'm broken ♪
596
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,714
♪ ♪
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