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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,530 - You all right? - Yup. 2 00:00:13,534 --> 00:00:15,730 Mm. 3 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,279 - Um... - Which way? 4 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,830 It's down here. 5 00:00:25,838 --> 00:00:27,439 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,860 Can you see? 7 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,700 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:35,556 - Oh, yeah. - So if you just pop in. 9 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:36,799 - Just pop in. - Yeah. 10 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,179 - Out. - Uh, I don't know. 11 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,189 You don't know. 12 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:42,140 - Hydrated something. - Hey, Brittany. Britt. 13 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:43,689 Shh. 14 00:00:54,056 --> 00:00:55,575 Okay. 15 00:00:55,576 --> 00:00:57,959 - See it? - Uh-huh. 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,955 All right, you want to go on in? 17 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:10,039 Come on. 18 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,220 Yeah, okay. 19 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,659 Isn't she gorgeous? 20 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,370 - Yeah. - She's beautiful. 21 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:45,539 Look at these colors in her mane... they're amazing. 22 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:49,319 Dad, come on. 23 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,340 - You gonna come on? - No, uh, you go. 24 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:56,960 - She's so soft. - Yeah. 25 00:02:01,191 --> 00:02:02,851 Can we take her home? 26 00:02:02,852 --> 00:02:05,729 I don't think she'll fit in the car, love. 27 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,300 Put that down. 28 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,580 Dad, look. It's unicorn poo. 29 00:02:31,587 --> 00:02:33,730 Dirty. 30 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,389 All right, better get going, love. 31 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,359 - So... - But I want to stay. 32 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,509 Yeah, I know, but we'll... 33 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:41,789 we'll come back another day, all right? 34 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:42,808 Okay. 35 00:02:44,066 --> 00:02:46,679 Bye. 36 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,320 I will never forget you. 37 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,499 Let's go, eh? 38 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,239 Look. 39 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,759 - Oh, that's cool. - Wow. 40 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,919 Beauty. 41 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,560 - You want a hand? - Yeah. 42 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,499 - Just watch it... - I'm okay. 43 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,639 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,300 - You got it? - Yeah. 45 00:03:33,616 --> 00:03:35,860 Hey. 46 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,450 Hey. 47 00:03:39,455 --> 00:03:42,319 Good girl. Good girl. 48 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,259 Yeah, good girl. Good girl. 49 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,030 You want to get this horn off, eh? 50 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,060 Let me. Come on. 51 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:51,084 There you go. There you go. 52 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:56,209 Oh. Fuck. 53 00:03:56,210 --> 00:04:00,200 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 54 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,819 How ya going? 55 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,589 Can we have a word outside? 56 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,519 Sure. 57 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:24,899 What's up? 58 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,160 Brit said you had the sex talk with her? 59 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:29,600 Yup. 60 00:04:29,605 --> 00:04:31,600 Look, I'm not having a go at you, but don't you think 61 00:04:31,607 --> 00:04:33,370 it's important that if you're gonna have those kind 62 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:36,255 of conversations with her, you at least flag it with me first? 63 00:04:36,278 --> 00:04:38,139 Well, I couldn't flag it with you 64 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,349 'cause she caught us having sex. 65 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,350 Oh. 66 00:04:42,352 --> 00:04:44,350 Where were you having sex? 67 00:04:44,354 --> 00:04:46,719 - Does it matter? - No, just... 68 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,959 What, do you think we're having sex 69 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,220 - in front of her or something? - No. 70 00:04:49,224 --> 00:04:51,103 I just... It's just... 71 00:04:51,104 --> 00:04:52,429 Hi. 72 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,899 - Hello. - Are we going bowling? 73 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,309 Are we going bowling? Um... 74 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,459 I don't know. 75 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,299 I don't know if I'm allowed to take you bowling. 76 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,529 - You better ask your mum. - Mum, can we go bowling? 77 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,319 Of course you can go bowling, sweetie. 78 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,550 - Cool. - Awesome. 79 00:05:14,126 --> 00:05:15,289 Nice. Nice. 80 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:17,599 Oh, no. 81 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,799 Still got a fair shake. 82 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,979 - I'm gonna win still. - No, you're not. 83 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,639 - Yes, I am. - No, I got a key in there. 84 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,960 No, I'm gonna win. 85 00:05:23,993 --> 00:05:25,929 No, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna focus now. 86 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,519 ♪ Tonight... ♪ 87 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,396 No! 88 00:05:35,397 --> 00:05:38,539 Now you have... 40 points. 89 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:40,609 40. I'm catching up. 90 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:55,300 It's fucked. 91 00:05:56,592 --> 00:05:59,079 I spent an hour this morning going from place to place, 92 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,920 just trying to find a normal breakfast. 93 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:04,399 What happened to bacon and eggs on toast? 94 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,860 - Mm. - Spin me. 95 00:06:05,868 --> 00:06:07,220 And now it's all fuckin' 96 00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:10,539 smashed avo on a brioche of quail eggs 97 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,639 served up by some Pilate... 98 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,499 weekend Pilates instructor 99 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,199 man-bun ponce named Tristan 100 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,204 who wants to give you a lecture 101 00:06:17,205 --> 00:06:19,310 - about fuckin' gluten-free and... - Faster, faster! 102 00:06:19,314 --> 00:06:22,339 - I gave up, man. - Mm. 103 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,299 So you're living in Bondi now, eh? 104 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,139 No, I just brought Maddy over to the beach. 105 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,920 I'm in Maroubra. 106 00:06:27,923 --> 00:06:29,326 On your own? 107 00:06:31,594 --> 00:06:33,204 Me and Zoey split up. 108 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:35,790 When did this happen? 109 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:38,579 - Early March. - Thanks for telling me. 110 00:06:39,835 --> 00:06:42,250 You don't want to hear about that shit, mate. 111 00:06:44,091 --> 00:06:45,979 So, you working? 112 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,840 Brittany! 113 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:50,431 - Do you want me to spin you? - How come? 114 00:06:50,432 --> 00:06:53,140 What am I gonna do? 115 00:06:53,148 --> 00:06:54,999 You got to do something, man. 116 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,919 Can I have a drink, Dad? 117 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,679 Sure, Mads. What do you want? 118 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,480 - Lemonade. - Lemonade? 119 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:01,899 What do you say? 120 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,110 Please? 121 00:07:04,111 --> 00:07:07,490 Please, Dad, 'cause you are the best daddy 122 00:07:07,497 --> 00:07:08,930 in the universe. 123 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:11,639 Please, Dad, because you are the best dad 124 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,800 in the universe. 125 00:07:12,802 --> 00:07:14,538 - Huh? - Well-trained. Well done. Mm. 126 00:07:16,038 --> 00:07:17,666 Brittany! Other way. 127 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,559 - What? - What's that smell? 128 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,759 What smell? 129 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,959 - The cigarette smell. - Don't know. 130 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,199 Must be one of the neighbors. 131 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,035 Mum says you smoke. 132 00:07:54,036 --> 00:07:55,529 Yeah, I used to smoke. 133 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,159 But not anymore? 134 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,900 Mm-mmm. 135 00:07:59,915 --> 00:08:01,376 Pinky swear? 136 00:08:01,383 --> 00:08:04,479 I'm not gonna pinky swear. 137 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:08,249 Look, I s... You know... 138 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,979 - I have one occasionally, all right? - Why did you lie? 139 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:13,219 'Cause I don't want you knowing that I smoke. 140 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,019 - Why? - 'Cause I don't want you thinking 141 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:17,309 it's okay to smoke, and then, one day, you start smoking. 142 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:19,519 No way. Smoking's bad for you. It gives you cancer. 143 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,899 - I'm not stupid. - Yeah, well, I didn't say you were stupid. 144 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,570 Well, I don't want you to get cancer. 145 00:08:24,574 --> 00:08:26,359 Well, I don't want to get cancer, either. 146 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,419 Then why don't you stop, then? 147 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,110 'Cause it's not bloody easy to quit. 148 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:31,779 It's... addictive. 149 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:34,259 Why? 150 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,537 Well, you got this... there's this stuff called nicotine. 151 00:08:36,538 --> 00:08:37,950 Now, that's a chemical, all right? 152 00:08:37,953 --> 00:08:40,079 And that's in the cigarettes, right? 153 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,204 So when you smoke it, 154 00:08:41,205 --> 00:08:43,119 you get used to getting that nicotine. 155 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,419 So when you stop, the receptors in your brain 156 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:48,139 don't get the nicotine anymore, and they start screaming out, 157 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,739 and it makes you go crazy. 158 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,619 Well, will you stop for me? 159 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:52,844 Please? 160 00:08:57,439 --> 00:08:59,100 All right. 161 00:08:59,108 --> 00:09:01,436 - Promise? - Look, 162 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,859 I promise you I'll try to quit, okay? 163 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,999 I can't guarantee 100% that I can do it, 164 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,339 but I'll try, okay? 165 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,737 Well, you need to try really, really hard. 166 00:09:10,738 --> 00:09:13,019 Okay. I promise 167 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,109 I'll try really hard, okay? 168 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:17,579 - Okay. - Ah. 169 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,160 Happy now? 170 00:09:19,161 --> 00:09:21,630 - Yes. - Good. 171 00:09:21,631 --> 00:09:23,291 Clean your room up? 172 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:25,586 - No, it's Christmas. - You don't clean your room up, 173 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:27,754 - Santa won't give you any presents. - You told me 174 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,547 - Santa's not real. - Yeah, well, I won't give you 175 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:31,279 any presents if you don't clean your bloody room. 176 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,419 - How does that sound? - Fine. 177 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,660 Mm-hmm. Bye-bye. 178 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:41,540 No, no. That one. 179 00:09:42,618 --> 00:09:44,146 Yeah. 180 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,900 Who's that from, Britt? 181 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,039 - From Uncle Bruce. - Okay. 182 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,695 Mm. 183 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,519 Oh, cool. Thanks. 184 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,330 Is that all right? 185 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:02,779 Yeah, it's great. 186 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:05,920 You're welcome, beautiful. 187 00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:08,509 Do you want your present now? 188 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:10,839 - You got me a present? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,660 Sure. 190 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,470 Are you ready? 191 00:10:17,471 --> 00:10:18,819 Yeah. 192 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:20,850 Tell Uncle Bruce what your present is, Britt. 193 00:10:20,856 --> 00:10:22,720 Oh. Um, I wrote you some jokes. 194 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,509 You wrote some jokes? 195 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:26,189 - Mm-hmm. - Tell him what you want to be 196 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,039 - when you grow up. - A stand-up comedian. 197 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,919 A stand-up comedian? Wow. 198 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,499 When did this happen? 199 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,819 Oh, this is just what she wants to be this week, mate. 200 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,650 It'll, uh... it'll change next week. 201 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:37,870 All right. 202 00:10:37,873 --> 00:10:39,419 Go for it, Britt. 203 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,160 What's brown and sticky? 204 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,370 I don't know. What? 205 00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:44,699 A stick. 206 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,959 Oh. 207 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,379 Oh. Very good. 208 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,835 Why did the chicken cross the road? 209 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:52,506 I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road? 210 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:55,634 Why are you asking me? I asked you. 211 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:57,959 Eh? 212 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,099 Don't look at me, man. 213 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,539 Very good. 214 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,350 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 215 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:06,144 Interrupting cow. 216 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,311 Interrup... 217 00:11:07,312 --> 00:11:09,397 - Moo. - Ah. 218 00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:11,599 You got me. Very good. 219 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,899 - Very good. - Okay. 220 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,439 Bravo. 221 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,160 Very... Thank you, beautiful. 222 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,365 Mm. 223 00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:21,199 What'd you get me, man? 224 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,059 - You? - Mm. 225 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:25,550 Oh... 226 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:28,499 Here we go. 227 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,839 Oh, you got me one of those. 228 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,000 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 229 00:11:31,026 --> 00:11:32,779 Oh, I got you... I-I got you something, 230 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,790 but I got you two of 'em. 231 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,639 - Oh. Thank you. - Yeah. Yeah. 232 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,599 - Is that for Ally? - Yeah. 233 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,599 Yeah? What did you get her? 234 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,299 I made her a necklace. 235 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,389 - You made it? - Yeah. 236 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:48,979 She will love that. 237 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,210 - Um, you got all your stuff? - Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:53,086 Hey, mate, you sure you don't want to come? 239 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,650 No, mate. I'm good. 240 00:11:54,651 --> 00:11:56,610 What are you gonna do? 241 00:11:56,618 --> 00:11:58,530 Television. 242 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:01,379 All right. Okay. Come on, boogaloo. 243 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,659 - Bye. - Bye. You look beautiful. 244 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,669 - Thanks, mate. - Thanks. 245 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:07,399 - Not you. - Oh. 246 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,899 Merry Christmas! 247 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,319 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, mate. 248 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,789 - See you in a bit. - Yeah. 249 00:12:22,721 --> 00:12:25,379 32. 250 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,969 Ah. 251 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,800 Want to ring that bell, love? 252 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,250 Nice house, huh? 253 00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:37,402 Eh? 254 00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:39,659 Hi! Merry Christmas. 255 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,639 Hi, darling. Oh. 256 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,439 Oh! You didn't have to do that. 257 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,285 Thank you. Come in, come in, come in. 258 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,939 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 259 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,970 So, that... Oh. 260 00:12:52,975 --> 00:12:54,586 Here we go. 261 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,959 - What's your mum's name again? - Sally. 262 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,750 - Hello. - Hi. 263 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,679 - Merry Christmas. - Mum, this is Brittany. 264 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,079 - This is Ray. - How you doing? 265 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,779 - How you doing, Ray? - Um... Oh, here. 266 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,019 - Hang on. - Merry Christmas. Welcome. 267 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,889 Merry Chr... Yeah, merry Christmas to you, too. 268 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:09,859 - Nice house. - Oh. 269 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,339 - Thank you very much. - Sure. Yeah. 270 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,259 - Did you want a sparkling apple juice? - Yes, please. 271 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,299 Yes. And can I open this now, please? 272 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,315 - Yes. Uh-huh. - You sure? 273 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,639 - Okay. - Would you like a beer? 274 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,339 - Wine? - Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great, yeah. 275 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,340 Come on outside. 276 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,349 - Okay. Cool. - Yeah. 277 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:21,946 This is where it's all happening. 278 00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:25,179 So, what do you get if you cross a skeleton 279 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,099 with a famous detective? 280 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,339 What, Dad? 281 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,029 Sherlock Bones. 282 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:33,159 Oh, come on. No. 283 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,359 I liked the sausage one better. 284 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,759 Here you go, Mum. 285 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,410 Thanks, love. 286 00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:39,005 Terrible. I'm sorry. 287 00:13:39,006 --> 00:13:41,519 - Genius. Genius. - That is a cracker. 288 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,690 Are you okay? 289 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,339 I need a smoke. 290 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,399 - Well, go have one. - Can't. 291 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,431 Promised Britt I'd give up. 292 00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:52,560 On Christmas Day? 293 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:53,969 Jesus H. 294 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,439 - Mm. - Mm. 295 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,530 - Okay. Good. - Hey, Ray, 296 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,150 ever played Secret Santa before? 297 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:00,909 - No, mate. - Oh, mate, 298 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:04,399 you are in for the time of your life. 299 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,579 Okay, the way it works: there's 12 of us in here... 300 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,739 there's all the little cards in here 301 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,399 - with numbers on 'em, one to 12. - We all know how to play, Dad. 302 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,519 Everybody takes a number. Come on, Troy. 303 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,959 - Come on in, mate. - Oh, sorry, Pop. 304 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,180 You grab a number there. 305 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:15,659 Okay, now, what's gonna happen is that 306 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,910 whoever draws number one, 307 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,519 they get to go up there first. 308 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,920 - There you go, T-Roy. - Thanks, Pops. 309 00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,899 Number two, they follow 'em up 310 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,639 and they get to pick a present as well. 311 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,260 Now, here's where it gets interesting. 312 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:27,639 If they don't like their present, 313 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,659 - they can swap it with number one. - Yeah. 314 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,159 Which means number 12 315 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,939 is the best place to be, okay? 316 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,889 Because you get to pick from all the other presents 317 00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:35,899 - at the end. - Okay. 318 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,679 And here's me. I got number four. 319 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,019 - Who's number one? - Aw, that's m... I have it again. 320 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,230 Same as last year. 321 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,460 Every year. Loser. 322 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,149 Oh, Dad! Okay. 323 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,439 Can I check what they all-all are? 324 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,719 - Just-just... - Don't shake too hard. 325 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,729 - Some are breakable. - Biscuits. 326 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,159 - Can I... - Biscuits. 327 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,859 - Come on, sis. - All right, I'll go for the thin one. 328 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,399 - Okay. - Fish bowl, for sure. 329 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,415 I'm guessing a book. 330 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,829 What have we got? We've got... 331 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,619 - Ah. - What is it? 332 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,559 How to Insult People in 50 Languages. 333 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,579 - How useful. - Oh, that's perfect for you, love. 334 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,930 A lightsaber. 335 00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:12,839 What do you want to do, Zo... do you want to swap it? 336 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,439 No! No, I don't want to... 337 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,600 Aw! 338 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,450 Not just one... two! 339 00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:23,150 Block your eyes, block your eyes. 340 00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:25,903 What is that? Oh. 341 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:28,939 - You got a good one? - Yeah. 342 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,260 Oh! 343 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,076 Oh! 344 00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:34,130 She-Ra! 345 00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:37,958 No, that's special. 346 00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:40,251 Merry Christmas. 347 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,010 Ooh! 348 00:15:42,011 --> 00:15:44,399 Dinos. 349 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,459 Dino molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. 350 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,619 I'm gonna have to swap. Sorry. 351 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,550 - Sorry. - Oh! 352 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:54,550 Oh, that's a beautiful present. 353 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,320 Good on ya, mate. 354 00:15:56,325 --> 00:16:00,779 And lucky last, number 12... 355 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,148 is Trent. 356 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:04,489 - Come on up here, son. - You're the worst. 357 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:07,680 - Come on. - Sounds broken. 358 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,370 Is that the... is that the "shake gently" one? 359 00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:11,559 - That's the "shake gently" one. - That's-that's... 360 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,899 Bet you it's teacups. I bet you it's teacups. 361 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,820 Yeah, bet you it's teacups. 362 00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:20,199 - Ah, see, I told you. - Ah, the couple together. 363 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,699 See, they even look like the two of you. That's perfect. 364 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,210 Thanks, sis. 365 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:26,059 - Dino mold. You'll love that. - Take these. 366 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,959 Well, Dad, those-those do look good. 367 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,619 - He's going for the headphones. - You want... Take these. 368 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,099 But I think I like what's in the box. 369 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,939 - Oh, you're not. - Trent. 370 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,099 - Trent. - Come on. 371 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,859 - Oh, my God. - What is wrong with him? 372 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,933 - She's just a little kid. - What? 373 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,519 - Hey, it's the rules. - She's a kid, man. Dude. 374 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,779 - Really? - I want the unicorn. 375 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,439 What are you gonna do with a unicorn? 376 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,299 - I don't know yet. - All right, everybody. 377 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:51,079 Let's, um... l-let's, uh, clean the place up, 378 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,119 - pick up all the papers. - All right. 379 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,949 Then we'll go and have a drink outside. 380 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,252 - What do you say? - Merry Christmas! 381 00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:56,610 Merry Christmas! 382 00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:58,009 - Grab a bag, and we'll put it all in here. - Merry Christmas. 383 00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,771 - Good on ya, Robbie. - Rob, have you been chewing yours? 384 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,159 How's it going, dude? 385 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,059 Yeah, good. 386 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,779 - Smoke? - Nah, I gave up. 387 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:16,919 Yeah, I should. 388 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,679 Yeah, you should. 389 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,319 Hey, you know that, uh... that unicorn candle? 390 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,610 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it? - Yeah. Yeah. 391 00:17:24,613 --> 00:17:26,983 Is there any chance you can give it back? 392 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:28,980 Why? 393 00:17:28,983 --> 00:17:30,862 Well, me daughter, she's... 394 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,820 kind of obsessed with unicorns at the moment. 395 00:17:33,822 --> 00:17:36,366 - Yeah. - And, uh, 396 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,379 you know, I was hoping maybe, you know, you can give it back 397 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:42,240 and, you know, I'll, uh, throw you 100 bucks or something. 398 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:44,499 You trying to bribe me to give your daughter 399 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,259 - the unicorn candle? - I wouldn't say I'm bribing you. 400 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,059 More like I'm... 401 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,119 asking you a favor, you know? 402 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,579 And if you can do it... 403 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,139 I'll show a bit of gratitude and throw you some cash. 404 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,930 Do I look like I need the money? 405 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:02,139 I don't think you look like you need the money. 406 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,389 You know how much I make in a year? 407 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,813 Why-why are you being a dickhead? 408 00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,942 Yeah, I think one of us is being a dickhead. 409 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:21,459 Why the fuck would you take a present 410 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,489 off a little kid? 411 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:26,139 You're a grown man. What the fuck do you want 412 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,585 with a fuckin' girly candle? 413 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,879 Eh, 'cause it's kitchy. 414 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,173 It's kitchy? 415 00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:35,279 Yeah. Kitchy. 416 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,510 Aha. 417 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:43,620 ♪ Hail the new year, lads and lasses ♪ 418 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,979 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 419 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,605 ♪ Sing we joyous, all together ♪ 420 00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:51,349 ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 421 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,249 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather... ♪ 422 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,689 Trent, just... I know. 423 00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:56,009 - Mum? - Careful, Mum, careful. Okay. 424 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,020 Dad, can you get a t... 425 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,328 Hey, Dad? 426 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:05,210 What happened with Ally's brother? 427 00:19:05,214 --> 00:19:08,099 I think he tripped over or... 428 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,169 he had a bit much to drink. 429 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,079 - So he was drunk? - Yeah, I think so. 430 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,999 How come you took the candle off him? 431 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,011 Oh, he didn't really want it, so... 432 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,637 Should I give him my present, then? 433 00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:23,266 No, you keep it. 434 00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,739 All right, love. Kiss, kiss. 435 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,000 Mwah. 436 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,069 All right. 437 00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,680 - See you. - Bye. 438 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:44,162 - Hey. - Hi. 439 00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:46,539 - How was it? - Good. 440 00:19:46,555 --> 00:19:48,700 - You have fun? - Yeah. 441 00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:52,729 I'm sorry. 442 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,316 Yeah. 443 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,459 I'm not making excuses, but... 444 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,739 Britt caught me smoking this morning, 445 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,379 and, um, she made me promise 446 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:06,960 to give up, and I hadn't smoked all day, and... 447 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,538 You know? 448 00:21:09,504 --> 00:21:11,320 Fair enough. 449 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,870 You okay? 450 00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:18,379 No. 451 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,140 Yeah. 452 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,019 Fair enough. 453 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,110 What about your bro? How's... 454 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,556 Is he all right? 455 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,309 How do you think? 456 00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:32,540 Mm. 457 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,490 So, you know that guy that I was engaged to, yeah? 458 00:21:49,478 --> 00:21:51,747 I ended that. 459 00:21:51,748 --> 00:21:54,459 We were together for... 460 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,300 uh, three years. 461 00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:01,591 He had demons, like you. 462 00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:05,619 He used to lash out and smash things 463 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:08,579 and punch walls. 464 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:11,600 And then one day he started on me. 465 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:15,519 Then he apologized and told me that he loved me, 466 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,320 and... I forgave him. 467 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:24,979 And then a few weeks later, he, um... 468 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,409 slapped me. 469 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:30,899 After that, he kicked me, punched me... 470 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,279 And every time, you know, he'd say, uh... 471 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,579 "I'm sorry." 472 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,959 And told me that he loved me. 473 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,420 "I'm sorry." 474 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,159 And he's-he's not a bad person. 475 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,099 I used to tell myself that all the time. 476 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:51,279 He's just... He's damaged, and... 477 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,040 I thought that I could save him. 478 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:56,639 And I tried, I really... 479 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,860 I really tried. 480 00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:02,700 - But I couldn't. - Mm. 481 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:16,129 There's a darkness in you. 482 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,859 And I think that's one of the things 483 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,960 that attracted me to you in the first place. 484 00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:21,899 But now I think... 485 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,839 I don't know, I think that... 486 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,990 ...the very thing I loved about you... 487 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,471 now it scares me. 488 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,509 I'll never hit you. 489 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:44,580 That's what he used to say. 490 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,790 - And I can't take that chance. - Mm. 491 00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:51,325 I can't. I'm sorry. 492 00:23:58,807 --> 00:24:00,835 So that's it? 493 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,800 Yeah. 494 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,000 I'm sorry. 495 00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:18,170 So am I. 496 00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:23,919 I love you. 497 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,060 I do. Know that. 498 00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:31,199 And walking away from someone that you love 499 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,790 is one of the hardest fucking things in the world to do. 500 00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:38,559 Yeah. 501 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,550 Well... 502 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,900 Yeah. All right. 503 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:06,943 Look after yourself. 504 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:13,330 You too. 505 00:25:57,550 --> 00:26:02,550 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33826

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