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Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce
our youngest and brightest star.
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He was very helpful during
our recent operation in Prague.
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Only 11 dead.
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- Excellent. Huzzah!
- Bravo.
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Barely double digits.
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He will now be taking over
our most critical assignment.
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I am on the hunt
for a turned American
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now working for Russia
code-named Grey Fox.
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In World War II, he served
with the fabled Flying Hellfish,
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the only unit that served
in the Pacific, European
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and Grauman's Chinese Theatres.
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Now Grey Fox lives
in a small American town
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containing a nuclear plant,
stealing their secrets.
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This is a map of all
nuclear plants in America,
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and these
are all the nuclear plants
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with bad security.
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I will go to each city,
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and in no time at all,
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I will have flushed out
Mr. Grey Fox.
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Even if it takes me a fortnight.
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Oy, what's a fortnight?
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Nobody knows.
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Goodbye, chaps.
I shall find this man
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with English speed
and efficiency.
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No, sir.
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I haven't found him yet.
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Yes, I know it's been 50 years.
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But I've called you
because the dots
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have finally connected,
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and I'm off to prove it.
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If I'm wrong, my entire life
has been a waste.
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Except, of course,
for the reading.
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Ooh.
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And now to flush out the fox.
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Oh, my God.
That's Louise's room.
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Yes, it's terrible.
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Uh, did she...?
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Her family took her back home
to live with them.
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I hate to lose them that way.
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I sure am gonna miss Louise.
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She had a great smile.
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- Oh, yeah, I loved her smile.
- Yeah, she sure did.
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She had a great room.
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- Oh, what a room!
- That was the best.
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- It has a window!
- That opens.
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Her call button actually works!
I want it, I want it, I want it.
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-I want it.
-I want it.
-I want it.
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-I said...
-I want it.
-It's mine.
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She was my friend!
I should get it.
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Louise hated your guts.
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She hated your guts.
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Now, now,
she hated all your guts.
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So she let someone else know
the room was available,
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and they put down
a huge deposit.
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For this
I'm taking lucidity meds?
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Uh, who am I?
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It is an emergency.
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You've got to see
how I got cheated
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out of the only good room
in the place.
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Come on, Dad.
You love your room.
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How would you know?
You never come to visit.
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You don't know
a single thing about me.
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Yes, I do.
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What's my greatest fear?
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Cocktail olives and fascism.
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Everyone's afraid of that.
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Those olives look like eyes.
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Look at this closet.
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It's got
a nice new light fixture,
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not a naked bulb that leaves
nothing to the imagination.
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Hello, boys.
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Sorry to startle you.
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Sorry. I'll be okay.
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Ah, thanks.
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How nice of you
to welcome me to my new room.
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I'm Terrance.
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What are you looking at?
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It is so good
to finally meet you.
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You're real.
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You do exist.
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Would you...! Hey!
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My face was wrinkled
just the way I like it.
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Oh, you stay away from me,
fella.
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Unless I need companionship.
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But don't hold your breath.
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We should talk.
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Yeah, you seem interesting,
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but I can't stand old people.
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Ah, j-just a minute.
I think I know how to tempt you.
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I've studied your family.
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I-I know your habits,
your personal pleasures.
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Now, what might work here?
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Oh, yeah. Can I buy you a...
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- Drink?
- Yes.
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- And maybe have pretzels?
- Yes.
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You know everything.
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So, pal, where you from?
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A little bit of everywhere,
really.
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I was born in Bristol.
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Caught cod off of Cardiff.
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Fed pudding
to a terrier in Yorkshire.
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And I know who you are.
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You work at the nuclear plant,
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are married to Marge
and have three children.
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No, I only have tw...
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Wait a minute, you're right.
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That's amazing.
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You're making the hair stand up
on the back of my neck.
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This is it.
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The moment when I say it all.
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There's a lot.
I'm gonna exhaust you.
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Uh, anyone who's interested
in hearing a life story,
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gather round.
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Uh, I'll buy you a drink
for your troubles.
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Aw, I'm calling my sponsor.
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Get over here.
They're giving out free drinks.
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Wow, those three hours
just flew by.
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I want to hear more
about Terrance.
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I am a spy.
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- No!
- Oh, yes.
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My father was an awful spy.
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A blundering spy.
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Sir, I've figured out
how the Russians
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have stayed
one step ahead of us:
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lucky guesses.
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You fool. They've planted a mole
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at the top
of our secret service.
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Not possible.
I've asked everyone
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if they were a mole,
and they all said no.
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I became a spy
to redeem my father's name.
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I was top of my class.
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Wow.
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A real-life spy. You must
know your way around women
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and, uh, disillusionment.
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Ah, yes, I certainly do.
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Always the same.
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She saves your life,
you fall in love,
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you hold her in your arms,
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then some bugger
shoots her dead.
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You hunt the killer,
you track him down,
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he captures you,
he tortures you,
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you kill the killer.
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And round and round you go,
boys.
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That's amazing, Moe.
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So, did you restore
your father's good name?
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No, but I will
when I apprehend my target.
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How long you been at it?
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50 years.
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Um, are you paid by the project
or by the hour?
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No amount of money
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could wipe away
the shame I feel.
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Are you supposed
to be telling us all this?
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Sure.
Nobody retains a word you say
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when you're a man
of a certain age.
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50 years
of serving queen and country.
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Just the one queen, actually.
She really hangs in there.
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But I have nothing
to show for it.
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Until now.
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But, uh...
I shan't get into that just yet.
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-Whatever happened
to your father?
-Oh, he was
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banished to Tipperary,
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making his way back
to my mother, who had left him.
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Do you by any chance know
"It's a Long Way to Tipperary"?
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♪ Up to mighty Londoncame an Irishman one day ♪
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♪ It's a long wayto Tipperary. ♪
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Damn it!
Everybody sings it that way.
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It was written
to be sung faster.
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It's a pop song.
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♪ It's a long way to go ♪
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♪ It's a long way to Tipperary ♪
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♪ To the sweetest girl I know. ♪
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Oh, Daddy, I'm so sorry.
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Aw, he's miserable.
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- He fits right in.
- Homer.
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You were supposed to be home
three hours ago.
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Oh, please, don't get up.
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No, my dear.
Once you start this,
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it's best to go ahead with it.
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Ah, charmed.
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Oh. Homer,
this is the nicest man
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you've ever gotten
sloppy drunk with.
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You must be Marge.
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When's the last time
you told Marge you loved her?
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Um, let's see.
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Um, it was, uh...
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Hmm. Uh...
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When I figured out
how to stuff a porkchop
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with another porkchop.
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Thank you for asking.
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Nice drinking free with you.
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Maybe I'll see you again.
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Oh, you will.
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Once more, boys. With feeling.
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♪ It's a long wayto Tipperary. ♪
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Every time you sing a song,
it's $5,000 in damage.
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Aw, come on!
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What?
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2:00 in the morning.
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Don't answer it.
Don't answer it.
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So, uh, you want to snuggle?
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I'm not gonna be romantic
with you
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while the phone's ringing.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Terrance.
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Yes, it was a pleasure.
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Oh, give me that.
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Y'ello?
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If you want to know
the awful truth
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about your father,
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come see me now.
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Mm...
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All right.
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I've spent half my life
hunting a Russian agent
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known as Grey Fox.
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But now I believe I've found him
in this very home.
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Your father, Abe.
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What? My dad is not a spy.
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So you say.
Ask yourself a few questions.
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What did your father do
for a living?
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I don't know.
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Yet he always had money.
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More than I expect.
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Does he hate this country?
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Well, he doesn't like
any of our political parties,
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he says "Grand Canyon"
sarcastically,
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he thinks
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
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is impossible to sing,
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he calls Uncle Sam "Uncle Scam,"
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and he doesn't like
people who are different,
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so I'd say he's as American
as Apple Watches.
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Well, I'm about
to show you otherwise.
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Let me ask you this:
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have you ever wondered
how it was
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that you got a job
at a nuclear plant so easily?
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- Hmm.
- How you retained that job
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even though you screwed it up
time after time?
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Answer me that!
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This is insane.
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What if Grampa's not the man
I think he is?
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What if his name
isn't Grampa at all?
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Listen, I understand
you need absolute proof.
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If you really want to learn
the truth about your father,
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meet me today at Springfield
Harbor at ten till 2:00.
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Okay. I'm in.
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But I have one question.
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Anything.
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Your voice... it's so great.
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Can you do Churchill?
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"Never was so much owed
by so many
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to so few."
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Amazing!
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I feel like I'm at a movie
I would fall asleep in.
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He's not here.
Of course he's not.
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He's just another crazy coot
from the old folks' home.
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Don't get between me
and the pigeons, dearie.
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Get away from me, lady.
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Homer, you fool.
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It's me.
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What? Prove it.
260
00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:37,603
Oh, my God. That's amazing!
261
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,677
An Englishman dressing in drag!
262
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,420
Never mind, now.
263
00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:45,014
Hide behind that newspaper
and sit down.
264
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,258
Grey Fox is here.
265
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,020
Each Wednesday,
at precisely 2:00,
266
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,855
Grey Fox comes
to this boardwalk.
267
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,881
He finds an excuse to sit
on the very first bench he sees.
268
00:11:57,033 --> 00:12:00,777
Hey, why is that woman talkin'
like a bloody Englishman?
269
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,606
I'm not English.
270
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,630
I'm Scottish.
271
00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:04,872
And if you say different,
272
00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:07,428
I'll rouge your fat behind!
273
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:10,061
Oh! You sound just like me ma.
274
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:12,116
Well, why don't you mind
your own business,
275
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,957
you red-haired baboon?
276
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,476
Oh, it's like a letter
from home.
277
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:18,289
God bless ya.
278
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:20,274
Now, watch closely.
279
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:23,461
The second man
is gonna put down his cane.
280
00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:26,986
Now see which cane
your father takes.
281
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,040
No, Dad.
Don't switch canes. Don't.
282
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,974
Don't. Don't. Didn't.
283
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,325
Don't. He did!
284
00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:34,085
Oh, no!
285
00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:35,995
It's called a dead drop.
286
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,289
He's receiving instructions
from his handlers,
287
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,665
hidden in the cane.
288
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,905
Oh, that
definitely proves he's a spy.
289
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,073
Ooh!
290
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,489
He took the wrong cane!
291
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:49,917
Hush. Now we're gonna see him
get his payment.
292
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,081
My dad would not spy for money.
293
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,398
He would only do it
because he hated his country.
294
00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,276
Just look through these.
295
00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:03,000
This is the worst thing
I've ever seen!
296
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:05,675
Okay, third worst thing!
297
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:07,285
Oh...
298
00:13:08,196 --> 00:13:10,029
I can't believe it.
299
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,273
♪ Got my secret envelope ♪
300
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,771
♪ Will I say what's in it?Nope! ♪
301
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,013
No, no.
302
00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:17,106
There, there.
303
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,872
A reveal takes time
to get used to.
304
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:20,966
I should've known.
305
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:22,708
He was a lousy dad.
306
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,803
He never took me
on a Ferris wheel.
307
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:27,713
I'd have been proud
to have a boy like you.
308
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,365
I've only known you a few days,
309
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,621
but I believe
everything you say.
310
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,978
Let me buy you a cotton candy.
311
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,438
Pink one, Daddy!
312
00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,799
You can't bring
that cup of wine with you
313
00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:40,485
on the Ferris wheel, sir.
314
00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:42,796
It shall be gone
before you finish tightening
315
00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:43,881
the safety arm.
316
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,305
Look at all those blurry
little dots down there.
317
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,979
Sir, you haven't gotten
on the ride yet.
318
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:56,334
Balance me with a cannonball
and start her up.
319
00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:58,744
Okay.
320
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,839
So my father's a spy.
321
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,065
What happens now?
322
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,675
There are two ways this can go.
323
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:05,343
Here's the better one.
324
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:06,678
Your father trusts you,
325
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,848
so you're the only one
who can bring him in safely.
326
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,959
Then I'll deliver him
to justice.
327
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:15,832
I promise he'll be treated as
well as he is in the home now.
328
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,340
I prefer
he be treated slightly better.
329
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:20,434
Deal.
330
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,749
Brush your teeth after.
331
00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,343
You didn't say with what.
332
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:33,613
Dad, we have to go.
333
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,925
Go where?
334
00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:36,410
You don't have to lie
to me anymore.
335
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,783
I know who you really are.
336
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,878
That's good. Who am I?
337
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,212
No more games! I'm sorry,
338
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,584
but the only thing I can do
is turn you in.
339
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:46,437
Don't worry.
They promised me you'll be okay.
340
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:48,628
Is this one of your tricks
to get me to see
341
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,963
- the butt doctor again?
- Please!
342
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,076
Terrance will be here
any second.
343
00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:58,137
No! I can't do it!
344
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,806
I'll take you somewhere far away
where they can't find you.
345
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,159
But we've got to leave now.
346
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,476
Say your goodbyes, quick.
347
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,904
You know,
"goodbye" is a contraction
348
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,481
of the farewell phrase
"God be with you,"
349
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,484
while "farewell" is a
contraction of "fare thee well."
350
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,077
Shut up and let's go!
351
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:14,987
Sorry, gentlemen.
352
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,499
I'm afraid
there's been a change in plans.
353
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:20,661
Get in the car.
354
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:21,972
I call shotgun!
355
00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:23,087
D'oh!
356
00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:27,144
Thank heaven
I lost all feeling years ago,
357
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,001
so this won't be difficult.
358
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,503
Do you even have a license?
359
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,640
Just a license... to kill.
360
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,326
You idiot!
Someone tells you I'm a spy
361
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,683
and you immediately believe it?
362
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,756
No, I believed it
because I saw you do spy stuff.
363
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,187
What spy stuff?
364
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,097
You switched canes in the park.
365
00:15:50,191 --> 00:15:53,025
I'm always takin'
someone else's somethin'.
366
00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:54,338
I have two Jell-Os every lunch,
367
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:56,442
and I'm not even supposed
to eat Jell-O.
368
00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:59,031
Well, what about the envelope
from the Russians?
369
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,335
Those were
Canadian blood pressure meds.
370
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:05,441
I got high blood pressure
371
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,426
from trying to pay
for my American pills.
372
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,779
I know you always think
the worst of me,
373
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,448
but how could you believe this?
374
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,879
Wait a minute.
375
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,699
Even though you suspected
I was a traitor,
376
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,701
you wanted to save me.
377
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,311
Of course I did.
378
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:21,479
Which means...
379
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,889
mwah, you love me.
380
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,734
Apparently.
381
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,707
I love you, Dad.
382
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:32,134
I love you, son. -
383
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,970
I love you.
384
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,546
I love you.
385
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,496
Oh, and I love you.
386
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:40,483
And I love you.
387
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:43,726
And I love you more
than you love me.
388
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:45,372
Oh, no.
389
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,248
We're here to see Terrance.
390
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,568
My husband went to see him last
night and he never came back.
391
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:53,656
Not here.
392
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,846
How 'bout our grandpa?
393
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,072
Also not here.
394
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,494
Do you see anything
that goes on here?
395
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,502
Your father and
grandfather left with Terrance.
396
00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:04,930
Your father-in-law was mouthing
the words "help me,"
397
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,358
but I'm trained to ignore that.
398
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:10,006
Excuse me,
are you friends with Terrance?
399
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,008
I'm his daughter, Hazel.
400
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,366
Your father took my husband
and his father away.
401
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:18,094
Homer left me this phone message
last night.
402
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,332
Marge! I'm... locked in a trunk!
403
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:22,076
And not in a good way!
404
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,519
I got to...
405
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,709
What's going on?
406
00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:27,194
Have you heard anything
from your dad?
407
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,105
He never remembers to call.
408
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,624
Especially when
he's killing people.
409
00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:33,771
Killing people?!
410
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,606
But that's when he was a spy.
411
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:38,205
Now he's retired
and a bit delusional,
412
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:40,132
bless his moldy melon.
413
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:43,372
Good thing
he couldn't get hold of a gun.
414
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,637
In England.
415
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,209
Gun delivery for Crazy Terrance.
416
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,619
Didn't give a last name.
417
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:51,127
Just said he was workin'
for a foreign government.
418
00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:52,904
What about the waiting period?
419
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,459
Oh, I waited for him
to hand me cash.
420
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:56,483
Period.
421
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:02,747
Uh, we're on a gravel road
and we're slowing down.
422
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,490
Not a good sign.
423
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:10,070
This is it, Dad.
424
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:11,589
I forgive you for everything.
425
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,073
You, too, son.
426
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,145
If he asks me
to dig my own grave,
427
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:17,578
I'm totally not gonna do
a good job.
428
00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:19,933
Well, this is
a wild goose chase.
429
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:21,243
There's no one in the car.
430
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,487
Open the trunk.
431
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,769
Well, I'll be.
432
00:18:24,996 --> 00:18:26,604
I solved a case.
433
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:27,847
How did I do this?
434
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:31,016
I tracked my father
with my cell phone.
435
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,496
Show-off.
436
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,481
I'll put out
the bulletin, Yanks.
437
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:35,907
Damn it. I mean...
438
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:36,984
Guys!
439
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,928
Dad, I know that's you.
440
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,619
Move yo' ass, sister.
I'm workin' here.
441
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:46,682
I heard someone's been
a little naughty.
442
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,126
A bit kidnappy.
443
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,255
Oh, my God, you're right.
444
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,130
I've mucked it up again.
445
00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:54,184
Officers, I hope you never know
what it's like
446
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:57,113
to face a lifetime
of failing at your duty.
447
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,022
Never happen, my friend.
448
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:00,638
Cuffs. Cuffs.
449
00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,974
Oh, who's got the cuffs?!
450
00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:06,460
I'm-I'm nothing.
451
00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:08,871
I'm a failure.
I'm worse than my father.
452
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:12,984
I'm just a hopeless bag
of useless...
453
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:16,320
Can't even kick myself.
454
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:17,708
Aw. Poor fella.
455
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,877
Nothin' to show
for 50 years' work.
456
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,712
But who does
except for Tom Jones?
457
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:25,141
That guy loves not being dead.
458
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,906
But I could help this guy.
459
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,887
By being the Grey Box.
460
00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:31,744
Or whatever.
461
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:34,230
You know what? You got your man.
462
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:36,485
I did spy for the Russkies.
463
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,584
I am the Grey Fox!
464
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:40,416
R-Really?
465
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,756
Yep. I always knew
you'd be the one to get me.
466
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,258
Oh-ho! Good show, me!
467
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,687
I have to admit, I did doubt
myself a couple of times.
468
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,172
Well, now you can retire
a happy man,
469
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:56,005
watch Fox News and feel
your brain turn to angry mush.
470
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,248
Congratulations.
471
00:19:58,272 --> 00:19:59,438
Mm.
472
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,867
Marge, may I give you a hug?
473
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,702
Of course.
474
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,350
No! It's happened again!
475
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,540
No, no, no, she's fine.
476
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:12,188
I was just shootin' off the top
of a soda can.
477
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,747
Yeah.
478
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:17,267
Homer, why don't you ride back
with Terrance?
479
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,107
Okay.
480
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,717
No, no. Up front.
481
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,772
Up front! Like a grown-up!
482
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,448
♪ It's a long way ♪
483
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,633
♪ To Tipperary ♪
484
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:29,042
Faster! Come on!
485
00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:31,729
♪ It's a long way to go ♪
486
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,138
♪ Tiddly pom ♪
487
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,453
♪ It's a long way to Tipperary ♪
488
00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:39,570
♪ To the sweetest girl I know! ♪
489
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,637
- Dad, come here.
- What is it?
490
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:54,735
Shh!
491
00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:55,956
Korova govorit "mu."
492
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,480
Koza govorit "ba."
493
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:58,475
It's Russian.
494
00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:01,478
What's going on in here, missy?
495
00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:05,148
Osel govorit "hee haw, hee haw."
496
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:06,764
"Made in Russia"?
497
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:10,768
Oh, that's why that thing
only cost three bucks on Amazon.
498
00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,456
Shh!
499
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,480
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