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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004 (silence) 2 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,752 (birds singing) - Shit. 3 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,021 (grass rustling) 4 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,023 This is actually kind of creepy. 5 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:27,628 Like, what would that even originally be for? 6 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,831 It's not like the rest of the building was blown away, 7 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,666 there's no evidence of it. 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,768 - [Ricky] Do you think the property owners built this? 9 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,004 - Dude this would be good to use, we could say it's 10 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,809 like a gateway to another world or something like that. 11 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,545 Like you pass through it and then you're a ghost, 12 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,481 or ghosts pass through it to get into our world, 13 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:49,383 like that's how we could start the episode. 14 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,718 - [Ricky] Oh shit, you're right that's good. 15 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,587 - This is perfect, like we should... 16 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,658 Shit, and there's like... 17 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,628 Dude, there's a shitload of spiders on it too, 18 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,563 like little white ones. 19 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,765 - [Ricky] I wouldn't touch those. 20 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,006 (Chris laughs) 21 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,609 - (laughs) I'm OK. 22 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:27,087 (distorted static buzzing) 23 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,589 (beeping) (static buzzing) 24 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,425 (panting) (eerie music) 25 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,162 Ah, this is actually kind of, ugh. 26 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,863 (fly buzzing) 27 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:39,600 Ah, dude, it's like fucking (sighs). 28 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,702 (grunts) Oh yes! 29 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,971 OK that was pretty Mortal Kombat of me actually. 30 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,841 Shit, dude I don't know, why can't we just 31 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,111 hire someone to do my shit again, my camera shit? 32 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:54,215 I feel like I should be on screen as much as possible, 33 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,650 unadulterated, unobscured. 34 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,452 Dude, how do we even get through here? 35 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,454 There's like this 36 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,522 lame-ass-- - [Ricky] How many fucking 37 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:02,523 barbed fences-- - [Chris] Barbed wire. 38 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,757 - [Ricky] Are we gonna run into? 39 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,693 - [Chris] Already had one run-in today with these. 40 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,928 - [Ricky] Do, ah, do they realize that barbed wire 41 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,463 doesn't keep ghosts out? (flies buzzing) 42 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,300 Shit (laughs). 43 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,536 This is way better, like even than I imagined. 44 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:19,307 So, I'm thinking as far as the effect of it, 45 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,310 like the ghostliness, as we're walking through 46 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,379 we can set up like the fog machine or whatever. 47 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:29,317 Either behind the tree, so it blows over naturally 48 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,585 or we use the fan or something like that. 49 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:35,223 Or do you think we could find one of the shittier-looking 50 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:38,592 graves that clearly has not been visited and just... 51 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,095 Put the machine under it so it's like, you know, 52 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:46,334 so the fog's like coming out of the grave? 53 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,669 Do you think that'll, that'll probably look better right? 54 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,271 - [Ricky] Oh yeah, that'll definitely look better. 55 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,807 - Yeah, is that illegal, can you do that? 56 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,944 Those people are thick, we'll find them 57 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,313 ghosties and ghoulies and 58 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:03,116 then that'll be my salary, OK, how about that? 59 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:07,321 I can live at Mom's, I can live in her basement 60 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,691 which is kind of gross and dank and dusty and... 61 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:14,662 But I mean it'll be worth it, I'll get paid in pussy 62 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,698 I guess, when I'm like, when I'm famous, 63 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:21,001 when I'm known by chicks. 64 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,771 - [Ricky] And action in five, 65 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,341 four, three, two, one. 66 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:31,011 - Hey ghost goons, we're here in the Brut Woods 67 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,046 because this is one of the top five places 68 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,148 that you guys kept telling us to come visit 69 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,318 because of all the spiritual happenings, 70 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,220 all the spooky stuff, the ritualistic drawings 71 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,189 on the stones that people have seen, 72 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,392 the ghosts that they were hearing and seeing, 73 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:47,060 so we decided to come investigate. 74 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:50,163 Basically the story behind this place is that 75 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,966 a family of people in the 1950s 76 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,503 came through here in a caravan, not caravan, 77 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,505 (laughs) we're in 1950s now. 78 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,307 (mysterious music) OK, so what is the story here? 79 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,309 So, what horrific things happened? 80 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:04,312 They broke down, there was no food around, 81 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,714 they tried to survive, eventually the Dad, 82 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,850 who was a carpenter, he went crazy, 83 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,820 you know he hadn't eaten for about two weeks, 84 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,756 he snapped, he killed all his family members 85 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,892 and was feasting on them, on their flesh, 86 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,194 surviving on them for months. 87 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,263 And of course this attracted other animals 88 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,898 that he was able to kill, he actually survived 89 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:29,537 for quite awhile and eventually died from various diseases. 90 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,104 But... 91 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,273 So how does this look, is this a good? 92 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:36,410 Is the sun like glaring too much on me or does it look good? 93 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,412 - [Ricky] Um... 94 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,113 I mean, you look like yourself so, 95 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,182 I mean, you can't take that-- - (tuts) Yeah, no but 96 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,185 how fucking, like basic, 97 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,689 OK, you know how we have a big audience of chicks, right? 98 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,257 - [Ricky] Do we? 99 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,360 - Well, at the very least are you seeing some 100 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,429 double chin as I look down to the camera, you asshole? 101 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,230 - [Ricky] Nah, the shadow's got that covered for you. 102 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,298 - OK good. 103 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:01,034 To this day people can still hear the sound 104 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,637 of his saw cutting through their bones, 105 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,873 as his lips smacking (smacks lips), 106 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,941 as he enjoyed the tasty treat of, you know, 107 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:11,044 his innocent daughter and whatever else. 108 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,781 But we're not here to find out whether it's true, 109 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,949 it's definitely true, 110 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,285 we're here to goof the ghosts. 111 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,556 (swishing) (leaves rustling) 112 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,991 (laughs) Was that good? 113 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,726 (ominous weapons) We've also come prepared 114 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,095 with weapons, now you might be thinking, 115 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,398 what are weapons gonna do against ghosts? 116 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,832 They'll go right through them, in fact, 117 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,435 ghosts will use weapons on you, that's very true, 118 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,136 we just happen to be in meth country. 119 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,940 (shuffling) 120 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,809 Just keep going. 121 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,944 So I've got this. (clacking) 122 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,447 (Ricky laughs) 123 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,281 So I've got this. (clacking) 124 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,084 - [Ricky] Oh it's, oh I like that, 125 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,085 that's so advanced. - Shut up, shut up, just gonna 126 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,721 do it again, we'll cut it out. 127 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,490 - [Ricky] And action. 128 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,291 - So I've got this. (clacking) 129 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:04,164 - [Ricky] (laughs) Oh, sorry, it's just so embarrassing. 130 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,332 - What? 131 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,367 - [Ricky] You've brought the most pathetic weapon ever. 132 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,970 - No it's not, this is dope. 133 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,138 - [Ricky] This is dope? 134 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,240 - [Chris] Yeah, this is-- - [Ricky] No, this is dope. 135 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,676 You know what that is? 136 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,677 - [Chris] No. 137 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,678 - [Ricky] You know what it is now? 138 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:18,679 (buzzing) 139 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,113 - Oh. 140 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,114 (buzzing) 141 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,050 What is that, a charger? 142 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,384 (buzzing) - [Ricky] Oh, you wanna see? 143 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,385 Here, here you go. 144 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,655 (clattering) - Woah, woah, woah! 145 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,858 (pants) Dude! 146 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,360 I could have died, I could have fucking died. 147 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,529 (buzzing) 148 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:41,134 - [Ricky] And I've also brought, this. 149 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,036 - What is that? 150 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,972 - [Ricky] Medicated body powder. 151 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:45,973 - Huh? 152 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,975 - [Ricky] It fights sweat. 153 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,843 - It fights sweat? 154 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,312 - [Ricky] Dude, it's off-brand Gold Bond. 155 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,647 - Huh? 156 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:58,586 - [Ricky] It's like sucking on a peppermint with your nuts. 157 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,020 - Oh sweet. 158 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,088 - [Ricky] Oh yeah. 159 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,023 (flies buzzing) 160 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,257 Yeah you just pour it in there, 161 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,226 dude it's kind of an incredible feeling. 162 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,327 - [Chris] You just pour it, like just pour it? 163 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,562 - [Ricky] Just start pouring it, man. 164 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,530 - [Chris] OK. 165 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,731 - [Ricky] He's gonna love it. 166 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,066 - [Chris] Oh, oh yeah. 167 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,668 - [Ricky] You feel the tingle? 168 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,103 - [Chris] Oh, kind of. 169 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,439 Oh, shit! 170 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,608 (rustling) 171 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,075 - [Ricky] It's, I mean, that's a side effect 172 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,677 but it's totally worth it. 173 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:26,179 - [Chris] Ooh, oh (laughs). 174 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,048 Who would want this? 175 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:32,820 (birds singing) 176 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,255 - [Ricky] Rashomon. 177 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,759 What? 178 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,795 No, no, goddammit. 179 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,330 (sighs) 180 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:48,368 Yep, (blows), shit. 181 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,471 Nature documentarian with dust on lens (groans). 182 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,406 - [Chris] (laughs) I wanna touch it. 183 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,608 (distorted buzzing) (Ricky sighs) 184 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:57,244 - [Ricky] Dammit, goddammit, Chris! 185 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,312 - [Chris] Hm, what? 186 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,648 - [Ricky] How many times do I have to tell you 187 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,382 to cut that shit out, turn it off. 188 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,384 I'm gonna go smack that ass. (distorted buzzing) 189 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,587 - [Chris] Oh am I (laughs), am I still on? 190 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,421 - [Ricky] (sighs) Yeah. 191 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,958 (distorted buzzing) - [Chris] Dude, sorry bro. 192 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:15,929 (crow cawing) (rumbling) 193 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:23,036 *Du-du-du 194 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:30,010 - [Ricky] Woah, what is this, what are we approaching? 195 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,014 - Alright ghost goons, here we are 196 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,283 at the house of the only family that knows 197 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,820 the truth behind what happened here at the Brut Woods. 198 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,857 They agreed to speak with us to divulge the real story. 199 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,794 Or something like that. 200 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:50,798 Well, let's see what they have to say. 201 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:56,136 Shit, goddammit, barbed wire. 202 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,305 What the f. 203 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,840 - [Ricky] Come on, you can make it, you made it before, 204 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,842 you can make it again. (Chris sighs) 205 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,146 (Chris groans) 206 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,049 (Chris groans) 207 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,884 - Oh goddammit! 208 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,854 Gah, dude, does it really fucking end right, 209 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,488 ah, ah! - [Ricky] Oh, I didn't think 210 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,058 you were really gonna go through with that, how's that feel? 211 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,960 - [Chris] Fuck you. 212 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:24,031 - [Ricky] Now this, loyal viewers, is what we talk about, 213 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,799 our job is dangerous. 214 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,669 - [Chris] Ah yeah, it's fucking dangerous or whatever. 215 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,538 (Chris sighs) 216 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,974 - [Ricky] But Chris Lipscomb, he's no pussy. 217 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,143 - Edit that out, cut it out. 218 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,477 - [Ricky] You want me to cut out the part 219 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,279 where I said you weren't a pussy? 220 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,585 - So, ghost goons, there's one thing 221 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,355 we didn't tell you about this family. 222 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,858 They're the last surviving descendants 223 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,926 of the original family that passed through here. 224 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,027 - [Ricky] What? 225 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,929 I thought that carpenter family was dead. 226 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,732 - Oh no, Benjamin and Mary Meadows 227 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,902 built this house using the skills passed down 228 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,839 from the father that killed their... 229 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,574 Ancestors, what do you call it? 230 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,844 Their lineage, you know, like ate them alive. 231 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:14,848 (wind blowing) (birds singing) 232 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,416 - [Chris] OK? 233 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,386 (tuts) (knocking) 234 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,388 (hums) Looks kind of-- 235 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,823 - [Ricky] See anything? 236 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,862 - Uh, is there a doorbell? 237 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,231 - [Ricky] I don't know, you'd think there would be. 238 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,833 Oh, here we go. 239 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:39,272 (bell ringing) 240 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,808 Anything? 241 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,979 - [Chris] Um, doesn't look like it. 242 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,315 - [Ricky] Think they just fell asleep or something? 243 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,783 They're kind of old right? 244 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,118 - I think so. 245 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,789 Oh, well their dog's here at least. 246 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,324 - [Ricky] Oh wait, oh let me get a good shot of that, 247 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,591 people love dogs. 248 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,592 - [Chris] Hey buddy. - [Ricky] Aw look at that, 249 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,794 he just did a little stretch. 250 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,962 - [Chris] Hey what's up, hey! 251 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:02,996 - [Ricky] What do you think his name is? 252 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,164 - [Chris] (laughs) He's scared of me. 253 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,598 - [Ricky] What do you think his name is? 254 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,634 - [Chris] I don't know, he looks... 255 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,936 Let's call him AJ. 256 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,338 - [Ricky] Yeah, AJ Meadows. 257 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,773 He doesn't like being on camera, 258 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,842 this is ridiculous, oh there he goes, there he is. 259 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,443 Hey AJ, AJ! 260 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,013 He's scared of me too. (AJ barks) 261 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,014 Dude. 262 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:26,053 (barking) (eerie music) 263 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,454 He's not happy. 264 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,856 (barking) 265 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,357 Holy shit. - [Chris] Dude. 266 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,524 (distorted buzzing) OK, 267 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,860 (clears throat) 268 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,661 weird. (distorted buzzing) 269 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,432 - [Ricky] AJ! - [Chris] AJ! 270 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,968 - [Ricky] Hey AJ! (distorted buzzing) 271 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,270 (knocking) (Chris sighs) 272 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,972 Anything? 273 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,774 - [Chris] Um... 274 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,275 (electricity humming) 275 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,343 - [Ricky] I don't know I mean it seems like everything's on. 276 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,544 - That's true. 277 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,185 - [Ricky] What about up there, do you see anything? 278 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,859 Hello, is there anyone home? 279 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,028 - (laughs nervously) Yeah, this is weird, 280 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,498 they definitely said they were gonna be home all day. 281 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,202 - [Ricky] They don't get that the internet is the new wave. 282 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,470 - [Chris] Yeah, well I guess out here 283 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,705 that would definitely be true. 284 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,909 - [Ricky] Oh, there we go, I guess this is the front door. 285 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,545 - [Chris] Oh shit, (laughs) this is clearly a front door. 286 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,081 Turns out they're just standing right in front 287 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,250 of that door waiting for us to come right at this time. 288 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,218 (knocking) 289 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,385 - [Ricky] Do you think they would do that? 290 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,587 - [Chris] I don't know-- - [Ricky] Sometimes people 291 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,023 try to goof us. - [Chris] I don't understand 292 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,757 older generations, I feel like that's something 293 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,092 that they would do, you know? 294 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,861 - [Ricky] Well, I don't know though, but they don't, 295 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,495 do they really like goofing around that much? 296 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,264 (quiet knocking) Did people goof around? 297 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,866 Like what did people do during World War II, 298 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:46,867 did they goof? (loud knocking) 299 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,602 (winding) 300 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,839 Ah dammit, I just missed it, there was this 301 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,506 beautiful bird soaring through the air. 302 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,842 - [Chris] Why do you need that? 303 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,209 - [Ricky] Oh, establishing shots, bro. 304 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,344 - [Chris] Yeah but what-- 305 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,346 - [Ricky] That's what making television is all about. 306 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,048 Here it is, here I spotted it. 307 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,249 - [Chris] So what? 308 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,683 What are we establishing? - [Ricky] Oh look at that. 309 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,717 - [Chris] We don't need-- - [Ricky] Look at that bird. 310 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,053 - [Chris] This is an episode we don't need to-- 311 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,021 - [Ricky] Oh it flew away, - [Chris] Just total filler. 312 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,389 - [Ricky] Psst, then I'm kind of 313 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,891 (bird humming) panning along, panning along, 314 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,893 (bird humming) panning along, fast pan! 315 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,528 Yes, has it been an hour already? 316 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,530 (sighs) Should I just call these people? 317 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,199 - [Chris] Yeah I guess, just call them. 318 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,533 - [Ricky] Alright, and I'll film it 319 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,768 because I am the cameraman, 320 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,603 people always love this, could be mysterious, 321 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,138 you never know. (phone buzzing) 322 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,539 (sighs) Chris! 323 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,640 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] Why are you 324 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,276 calling me, did you just butt dial me? 325 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,443 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] How do you butt dial 326 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,611 me with an iPhone? (whispering) 327 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,812 - [Chris] I'm not calling you. - [Ricky] That doesn't 328 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,647 make sense, oh you're not calling me? 329 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,883 Hey Chris! (static hissing) 330 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,217 - [Chris] But it's worth a shot. 331 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,651 (eerie music) - [Ricky] What? 332 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,388 - [Chris] (pants) Listen, that's not me. 333 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,923 (sighs) There are many-- 334 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,624 (beeping) 335 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,259 - [Ricky] Uh... 336 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,464 (pants) Dude, what? 337 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,966 This is not-- - [Chris] Dude, 338 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,634 you're not even showing up in my call history. 339 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,470 - [Ricky] Why are you trying to prank call me? 340 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,671 - I'm not. - [Ricky] When I'm just 341 00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,772 making a phone call and 342 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:00,773 you're 20 feet away. - [Chris] I really don't know 343 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,841 (laughs) how it even happened. 344 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:02,842 - [Ricky] Makes no sense. 345 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,011 - Yeah, it really is 346 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,112 super bizarre. - [Ricky] I mean, I know 347 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,579 you called me, I saw everything. 348 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,015 It's (sighs), I don't know. 349 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,182 What are you looking at? - What are you talking about, 350 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,317 what d'you see? 351 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,651 (crackling) Ricky. 352 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,053 Yeah, you're not in here. 353 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,422 - [Ricky] What? 354 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,489 - You're not in here. 355 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,958 (crackling) I need you. 356 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,259 - [Ricky] What? 357 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,427 - (laughs) What? 358 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,594 (crackling) Ricky, save me. 359 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,063 - [Ricky] What the fuck? 360 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,998 You're a ventriloquist. 361 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,633 Why didn't you tell me? - What? 362 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,800 (crackling) - Help me bro. 363 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:28,835 What are you talking about? - [Ricky] Dude, stop that, 364 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,836 it's freaking me out. (breathing) 365 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,837 Stop, stop. - Help. 366 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,838 (laughs) What are you talking about? 367 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,839 Is this a bit? - [Ricky] Stop, stop moving 368 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,507 your mouth, stop, stop. 369 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,675 (crackling) - [Chris] Ricky, 370 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,809 don't let me die. 371 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,611 - [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 372 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,447 (sighs) Dude, what the hell? 373 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,982 (rustling) 374 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,285 What the fuck? 375 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,487 (ominous music) Did you just see that? 376 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,555 - What? 377 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,191 - [Ricky] Oh shit, we gotta check this out. 378 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,963 (panting) 379 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,797 Coming? 380 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:02,302 (laughs) Ah-ha, and ghost goofed? 381 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,336 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] Dude, 382 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,005 you didn't see that guy? - Uh-uh. 383 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,906 - [Ricky] There was someone running. 384 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,641 I know where he is, let's see. 385 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,977 - [Chris] There was someone running? 386 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,911 - [Ricky] Yeah dude, there was like a young guy 387 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,248 running back this way? 388 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,217 - [Chris] A young guy, do these guys have grandkids? 389 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,586 - [Ricky] Well, I mean, I don't know, I mean I just can't 390 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,855 imagine an 85 year old man running with that kind of vigor. 391 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,025 - [Chris] I guess. 392 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,693 (Ricky sighs) He ran this way? 393 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,828 - [Ricky] He's not in the pool is he? 394 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,763 Yeah, he ran back here, I mean, dude look, 395 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,166 it's so open back here where else would he have hid? 396 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,103 (sighs) I don't know man, this is weird. 397 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,537 (Chris laughs nervously) 398 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,172 - [Ricky] (sighs) And now you're like, 399 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,575 "Oh, I don't believe you, Ricky, that crazy fool, 400 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,843 "he's just--" - [Chris] No, I mean. 401 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,911 you might have seen something. - [Ricky] "imagining things." 402 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,546 - [Chris] I'm not discounting that, just saying 403 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,348 it's weird you would see him. 404 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,017 - [Ricky] Got a good workout regardless so 405 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,451 that's never a bad thing. - Maybe it was just someone 406 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,553 trespassing or whatever and they freaked out, 407 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,255 they thought we own the place. 408 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,891 For you ghost goons at home, Ricky just shrugged. 409 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,260 It's a visual medium, buddy. 410 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,428 - [Ricky] Ah, thank, thank-- - Yeah where you try 411 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,462 to sort of play it up for the (Ricky curses) 412 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,264 audience a little bit, hey! 413 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,765 - [Ricky] Woah. 414 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,799 - What? 415 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,237 - [Ricky] Is it just me or is that window open? 416 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,371 (thudding) 417 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,274 (ominous music) (Ricky laughs nervously) 418 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,509 Yeah, I told you I saw someone. 419 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:22,782 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 420 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,120 (winding) 421 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,390 - [Chris] So that was interesting. 422 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,658 - [Ricky] Oh, it was definitely interesting. 423 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,160 - Do you wanna tell them what happened? 424 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,429 - I shall tell our loyal goons what happened, 425 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,399 so you saw that footage because of course 426 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,568 we cut it into the episode because it was great, 427 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,437 but what you didn't see was the actual phone call 428 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:48,841 with the Meadows where I discovered, dun-dun-dun, 429 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:53,413 that they're out of town, yeah they're vacationing. 430 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,682 I don't know, Bahamas, Alaska, some, you know, 431 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,584 super hot, super cold place like that 432 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,252 probably a lot of hot chicks there, but you know 433 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,987 when people get old they gotta have some eye candy. 434 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,956 But you see the thing is it appears that 435 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,760 one of us told them the wrong date, now 436 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,131 I'm not gonna say it was me because it wasn't me. 437 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,832 Hint hint. 438 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,435 But I'd say we got some pretty 439 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,669 (distorted buzzing) bizarre footage back there, 440 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,171 like that was some spooky stuff, 441 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,772 that was some spooky-- - [Chris] It's true, 442 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,007 it's true. - [Ricky] Spooky ghost 443 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,442 going through the woods. 444 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,144 Creepy. - [Chris] Also ah, goddammit. 445 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,280 Dude, I'm serious. - [Ricky] Dude are you-- 446 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,881 - [Chris] I've been ear raped by a ghost. 447 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,882 - [Ricky] Oh my God. 448 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,318 (trickling) 449 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,486 - [Chris] Fuck you Ricky. 450 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,622 Pissing on your face. 451 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,990 (trickling) 452 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,959 Wait, is my mic still recording? 453 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,228 No, I don't think so. 454 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:46,099 (crickets chirping) 455 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,837 - [Ricky] Oh wait, ah, oh this is good. 456 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,639 (loud zipping) Shit, what the fuck? 457 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,042 - Hey dude, I'm just getting the bug spray, relax. 458 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,076 - [Ricky] Shit. 459 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,911 - Just getting some bug spray. 460 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,515 (can hissing) 461 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,351 I'm gonna be chigger free after this. 462 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,485 - [Ricky] What did you just say? 463 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,586 - Huh? 464 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,054 (can hissing) 465 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,357 * No chiggers for me, 466 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,860 * chiggers and ticks, on my dicks * 467 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,163 (can hissing) 468 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,731 Oh yeah, dude it actually. (zipping) 469 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,866 - [Ricky] I've actually got some of 470 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,201 my own bug spray. (Chris coughs) 471 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,771 - To be honest it tastes pretty good (coughs). 472 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,074 (spits) We could also say that it works for like... 473 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,079 And get that, oh, "Long lasting protection from mosquitoes, 474 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,416 "ticks biting flies, gnats, chiggers and... 475 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,917 "and ghosts." 476 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,020 - [Ricky] Hey Chris. 477 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,689 - Dude (laughs), what the fuck? 478 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,924 - [Ricky] This is revenge for that little 479 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,759 bug spray-- - (laughs) Dude is that 480 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,127 actually a real gun? 481 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,896 - [Ricky] Oh, of course it's a real gun. 482 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,531 I'm protected against the homeless. 483 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,466 - Ah, OK I thought, 484 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,535 OK you're not supposed to actually like 485 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,237 point that at someone. 486 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,071 - [Ricky] And boom. 487 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,473 (Chris sighs) 488 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,375 Come on, bro. 489 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,876 I mean, it's loaded but it's not cocked. 490 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,877 - It's fucking loaded? 491 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:09,316 (frog croaking) (crickets chirping) 492 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,651 (eerie music) - Recording at 12:18 493 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,054 on May 4th, story time. 494 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:19,892 - So this question comes from a 33 year old man, 495 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,463 it reads, "Hey Chris and Ricky, love the show, 496 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,798 "I am in a bit of a paranormal predicament here, 497 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,335 "let me explain," I like this. 498 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,770 "About a year ago I made a move on my female friend 499 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,306 "that I had had a crush on for about 10 years, 500 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,608 "we ended up getting into a pretty hot and heavy romance 501 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,845 "that was, not to be cliched, but it was beautiful. 502 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,680 "I really started to fall for this girl 503 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,315 "and we did everything together. 504 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,183 "Six months ago though, I was going through 505 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,687 "the pictures on her phone and sort of found out 506 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,756 "that she had been seeing two other dudes. 507 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,525 "Yeah, I was fucking sad and distraught, 508 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,127 "so I basically cussed her out and we had a huge fight. 509 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,830 "A week later she was in a car accident and she died. 510 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,032 (Chris laughs) 511 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,968 "Recently in the middle of the night, I've been hearing 512 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,372 "someone crying and also calling out my name, as well as 513 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,808 "the names of who I can only assume are the other dudes. 514 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,844 "I love her but what should I do to get rid of her spirit, 515 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,713 "I wanna make her cross over so that 516 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,049 "she's happy and on the other side, help?" 517 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,686 (sighs). 518 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,553 - Bro. 519 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,488 - Oh boy. 520 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,555 - It's not good. 521 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:26,293 - That kind of a ghost, the sad ghost 522 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,761 that sort of repeats itself each night, 523 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,063 there's no crossing over. 524 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,401 What you're probably gonna have to do is 525 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,369 first of all stop having feelings for her, 526 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,070 (distorted buzzing) stop, stop all of that, 527 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,140 start sort of cheating on her emotionally, physically. 528 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,241 (distorted buzzing) Start cheating-- 529 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,210 (distorted buzzing) - I hate to do this to you but 530 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,578 (static buzzing) bottom line, one cent, 531 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,579 (static buzzing) what's he do? 532 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,048 - Alright, ditch the bitch. 533 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,650 (distorted beeping) - Ditch the bitch. 534 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,184 - And go out with 535 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,420 (distorted buzzing) 536 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,556 a different girl (laughs), and one that's not dead 537 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,691 and one that is not fucking crazy. 538 00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,826 (distorted buzzing) And one that won't 539 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,194 cheat on you, in all seriousness though, 540 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,330 (distorted buzzing) this kind of thing 541 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,534 happens when just shitty, I'm sorry, but shitty 542 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,101 (distorted buzzing) backstabbing 543 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,104 people, you know, die. 544 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:17,744 (winding) 545 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,879 (static buzzing) OK, it's 2am. 546 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:24,116 We're here to find some spooks, we're on a spook hunt. 547 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,685 - [Ricky] Oh careful, now that 548 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,853 we definitely can't say. - [Chris] I probably shouldn't 549 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,920 have said that. - [Ricky] Yeah, 550 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,789 that's inappropriate dude. 551 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,358 (frogs croaking) (crickets chirping) 552 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,627 - [Chris] So what should we do if we actually see, 553 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,629 like there's a homeless dude or something like that? 554 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,065 What should we do if we actually find someone? 555 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,200 - [Ricky] We kill them. 556 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,102 - (laughs) What? 557 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,804 - [Ricky] OK fine, I guess we'll just cross that bridge 558 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:45,938 when we get to it. 559 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,243 Now, correct me if I'm wrong but they say-- 560 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,945 - [Chris] Uh-huh. 561 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,648 - [Ricky] They say the wife of the carpenter, 562 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,217 eaten from the inside out. 563 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,721 Her ghost, the most terrifying of all. 564 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:05,425 Ghost queefs echoing through 565 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,459 the night. - [Chris] MILF ghosts are 566 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,160 fucking the scariest ones. 567 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,000 Seriously, it's like you wanna bang them, you can't, 568 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,067 it's never gonna be-- - [Voiceover] Ricky! 569 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,969 - [Ricky] Woah! - [Chris] What the? 570 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,405 - [Ricky] What the fuck was that? 571 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,772 (rumbling) 572 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,808 - [Chris] What d'you, what dude, what the? 573 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,910 (laughs) There better be something there you dick. 574 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:27,346 (wind quietly howling) (frogs croaking) 575 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,115 - [Ricky] Shit. 576 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,457 That was weird. 577 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,660 (gasps) Ghost (speaks in foreign language). 578 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:45,565 (frogs croaking) (crickets chirping) 579 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,144 - [Ricky] OK (laughs), actually where is the? 580 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,346 - [Chris] Holy shit, dude look. 581 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,550 - [Ricky] What the hell is that? 582 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,988 Dude, was this on the map? 583 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,264 - [Chris] I don't know. 584 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,436 The Meadows didn't tell me anything about this, no. 585 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,238 Can ghosts build things? 586 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,140 Oh, we could say that they can. 587 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,242 We could say the carpenter decided 588 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,379 to build a structure to leave all the bodies. 589 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,592 - [Ricky] Well, I think it's pretty obvious 590 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,093 what we have to do here. 591 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,495 - We have to investigate. 592 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:53,299 (crickets chirping) (frogs croaking) 593 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,241 Holy shit. 594 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:13,052 (static buzzing) 595 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,121 Dude, there's like an entrance right here 596 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,923 at the ground level. 597 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,591 - [Ricky] What's down there? 598 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,293 Do you see anything? 599 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,195 (distorted buzzing) 600 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:26,566 Chris, Chris talk to me, what are you doing? 601 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,735 - [Chris] Oh dude, you're gonna love this. 602 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,537 (distorted beeping) 603 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,772 - [Ricky] What's down there? 604 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,940 - [Voiceover] Ricky. 605 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,242 (thudding) 606 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,810 - [Ricky] What the hell? 607 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,613 (static buzzing) 608 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,048 (frogs croak louder) (distorted buzzing) 609 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:45,217 (crickets chirping) 610 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,653 Chris? 611 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,291 Dude. 612 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,431 You in there? 613 00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:02,268 Hello, Chris? 614 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,836 Goddammit, I can't see anything. 615 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,638 (clicking) (Ricky sighs) 616 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,608 (clicking) (beep ringing) 617 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,276 Chris? 618 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,580 (static buzzing) 619 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,881 Chris? 620 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,851 (static quietens) 621 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,920 (sighs) Son of a bitch. 622 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:25,658 (static grows louder) 623 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,127 (sighs) Shit. 624 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,630 Am I going in here? 625 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,131 Am I seriously? 626 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,700 (groans) 627 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:38,237 (loud static buzzing) (grunting) 628 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,719 (static buzzing) 629 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,222 (clattering) 630 00:25:56,255 --> 00:26:00,827 (static buzzing quietens) (rumbling) 631 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,996 (distorted buzzing) (thudding) 632 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,531 (static cuts out) 633 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,567 (Ricky breathes heavily) 634 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,202 Chris? 635 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:14,506 (wind blowing) 636 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,075 Chris? 637 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,978 What the fuck? 638 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:23,115 (distorted static buzzing) 639 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,224 Chris? 640 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,770 Hey, Chris! 641 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,441 Where the fuck are you, man? 642 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,648 What, Chris? 643 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,589 (glass breaking) Ah, shit! 644 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,358 (glass crunching) 645 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,294 Note to self, 646 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,397 stop making loud noises with your fucking boots. 647 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,236 (flapping) 648 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,839 OK door A, 649 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,175 or door B? 650 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,645 Door A 651 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,682 or door B? 652 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:31,818 Chris? 653 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,086 (Ricky's voice echoing) 654 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,722 (echoing grows louder) 655 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:39,125 (Ricky breathes heavily) 656 00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:48,134 OK, let's follow the arrows. 657 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:51,570 (distorted static buzzing) 658 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:55,107 This isn't, nothing weird about this. 659 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,176 (sighs) Chris? 660 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,515 The arrows tell me to go this way. 661 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,017 I should go this way. 662 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:09,188 (howling) 663 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,796 Chris? (flapping) 664 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,132 Chris! 665 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,134 - [Voiceover] Hey dude! 666 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,003 - [Ricky] (gasps) Holy shit! 667 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,271 - (laughs) Dude this place is awesome. 668 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,372 - [Ricky] Where the fuck have you been, 669 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:27,740 man? - Come on. 670 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,413 - [Ricky] Dude, this is weird. 671 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,985 Wouldn't we have seen this from outside? 672 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,687 (wind howling) 673 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,655 (flapping) (Chris muttering) 674 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,291 - [Ricky] What the hell is it, is that a bat? 675 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,459 (flapping) 676 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,661 (laughs) Chris. 677 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,532 "Aziz light!" 678 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,168 Chris? 679 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,537 - [Chris] Check this out, man. 680 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:01,173 - [Ricky] What? 681 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,214 - [Chris] Dude. 682 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,348 - [Ricky] What is it? 683 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,416 - [Chris] Look at this. 684 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,092 (Chris laughs) 685 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,832 - [Ricky] It's just a big fucking white circle man, 686 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,100 come on put it, yeah, that's better. 687 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,704 - [Chris] "You won't survive," I guess. 688 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:33,772 - [Ricky] Dude, look at that handwriting, 689 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:36,375 it's like a bunch of fucking retards wrote it, 690 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:37,409 or you. 691 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:41,914 (wind howling) 692 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:45,852 - Oh shit. 693 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,354 (Chris laughs) (clattering) 694 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,122 The whore line. 695 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,558 What would you do if I like 696 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,360 punched you in the face with the camera? 697 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,761 - [Ricky] I don't know, I'd probably be annoyed. 698 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,463 - (laughs) That'd piss you off? 699 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,967 Like do they, could my camera even sustain that? 700 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,101 Like, it would probably (banging) 701 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,136 hurt the camera more, your hard-ass head. 702 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,139 Hello? (glass crunching) 703 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:11,477 It's for you. 704 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:15,547 Dude, I gotta say, at first I was a little spooked 705 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,917 by this place to be perfectly honest, I mean, 706 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,551 as much as I can be, you know what I mean? 707 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:20,619 Because we've been in the game for awhile. 708 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:21,820 - [Ricky] Yeah. 709 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:24,556 - That being said, let's hang out here for awhile longer 710 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,425 until we're really comfortable with it, 711 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,294 we know all the little nooks and crannies 712 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,096 and stuff and then... - [Ricky] Mhm. 713 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,098 - I just say, do an episode. 714 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,099 - [Ricky] Definitely. - Yeah, 715 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,466 fuck the Brut Woods. 716 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:39,038 - Actually, kind of a comfortable place to be in. 717 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,511 Just imagine you come in here 718 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,579 and I'm just getting ghost head. 719 00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:49,815 Ah, ah, ah. 720 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,350 - [Ricky] Oh yeah, I mean, oh yeah, 721 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,285 we just put a big censor bar over it. 722 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,855 - [Chris] Oh yeah, it'd just be like except here, 723 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,658 or the censor bar's like negative space, 724 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,193 it goes this way? - [Ricky] Oh yeah, oh yeah. 725 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,295 - [Chris] Oh shit, dude how hilarious would it be 726 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,164 if you came in here and I was just like 727 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,566 fucking a ghost or anyone? 728 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,971 - [Ricky] Dude, this is kind of spooky. 729 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:14,006 Yeah, I'm liking the look of this. 730 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,875 Oh shit dude, dude this is perfect (laughs). 731 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,710 I'll just get real close and I'll add 732 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:19,946 like a little jump scare noise. 733 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,281 (loud thudding) (Ricky gasps) 734 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,715 - This place is sweet. 735 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:28,454 Also, I will say that 736 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,023 as cool as this place is, 737 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,659 I need to take a piss really badly. 738 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,962 So I'm gonna go do that, you keep looking around, 739 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,529 let me know if there's anything sweet. 740 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,698 Maybe you can watch my back a little bit, 741 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,334 I'd just rather not piss my pants if the time should come. 742 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,170 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Alright, 743 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,572 you go take Chris and I'll just-- 744 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,706 - A what? 745 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,008 - [Ricky] A Chris. 746 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,877 - Fuck you, dude, I pee a normal amount, 747 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,380 in fact I pee a healthy amount, especially when 748 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,848 we're in an area where there might be ghosts. 749 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,250 - [Ricky] You-- 750 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,653 - No sorry, I just thought saying the word 751 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,189 "ghosts" would attract ghosts. 752 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,424 I don't really know how this shit works to be honest. 753 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:09,061 (winding) 754 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:13,899 (footsteps) 755 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,535 I wonder why all the female fans just 756 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,404 gravitate towards Ricky all the time. 757 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,108 No matter what, no matter how much I try to practice 758 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:26,445 and like try to be really fresh, Ricky just, 759 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:27,913 I don't know what it is about him. 760 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,550 It's not that Ricky's naturally more attractive 761 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,552 or more confident than me, it's not that at all, 762 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,387 it's just I don't know, I don't know. 763 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:39,525 It's because he doesn't want it or girls think that, 764 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:42,228 but he does, he wants it so badly, and so 765 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,096 I've told so many girls that, like they're trying to 766 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,132 choose between me and him which I fucking hate, 767 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:49,035 it shouldn't be a choice, why can't we just both like, 768 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,237 I don't mind getting the sloppy seconds that's, 769 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,939 OK yeah, we have a ghost show and we try to goof the ghosts 770 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,575 but on some level I really want to have 771 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:59,278 a deep spiritual connection with somebody 772 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,814 and all that Ricky wants to do is just fuck, you know? 773 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,983 (crackling) And I don't know, I mean, 774 00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:07,486 I want to too, I'd love to fuck, that would be amazing, 775 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,955 that would be so great, but... 776 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,091 Anyway. 777 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,425 - [Ricky] Goddammit. 778 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,594 - [Chris] I'm still sure that if my dick's 779 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,730 not at least bigger than his, it's at least... 780 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:22,401 At least the same size if not slightly less, you know? 781 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,704 I mean, I'm funny,right? 782 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,241 Something where I'm like in the mud, you know? 783 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:30,842 Show myself doing something really strong, 784 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:33,679 like we can do this little goof where 785 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,782 a tree falls down like, "Oh that was spooky." 786 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:39,851 I'm gonna pick it up and see if there's any kind of clues, 787 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:42,421 so then I have to take off my shirt because it's like, 788 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:43,955 (static buzzing) "Oh it's hot here," you know? 789 00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,624 I don't know, just something, I feel like 790 00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,793 I need to change up the formula because, 791 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,429 again, they are lining up in front of Ricky 792 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,664 and like that's great, you know I feel happy for you man, 793 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,666 that's awesome, whatever, it's mostly fine, 794 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,535 I'm probably over thinking it, you know what? 795 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:57,969 (door shuffling) You know, that's what it is. 796 00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:01,440 I'm 24 years old, I have plenty of time to have my first-- 797 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:02,608 (loud shattering) 798 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:03,942 (rumbling) Ricky? 799 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,811 (crackling) Ricky? 800 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,613 - [Ricky] Chris? 801 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:09,448 (loud shattering) - [Chris] Ricky! 802 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:14,153 (Chris pants) 803 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,188 (Ricky breathes heavily) 804 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,889 (banging) 805 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,528 - [Ricky] Hello? 806 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:27,233 (Chris pants) (wind howling) 807 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:32,904 (creaking) (thudding) 808 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:35,807 (Chris pants) 809 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,643 (clattering) 810 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:41,347 (Chris breathes heavily) 811 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:44,216 (distant yelling) 812 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,051 (glass shattering) 813 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:49,755 (distant yelling) 814 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,190 (Chris pants) 815 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,396 - [Ricky] Chris? 816 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:03,935 (Chris pants) (anxious music) 817 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,839 (swishing) 818 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,441 - [Chris] Ricky! 819 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:13,379 (anxious music building) 820 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,046 (distorted thudding) 821 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,583 (shuffling) (howling) 822 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,017 (thudding) 823 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:23,889 (intermittent buzzing) (Chris breathing) 824 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:30,262 (Ricky breathing) 825 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,497 - [Ricky] Chris? 826 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,599 (static buzzing) 827 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,101 (Ricky sighs) 828 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,404 (buzzing) (clattering) 829 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:43,309 (Chris breathes heavily) 830 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,446 (whooshing) 831 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:50,916 Chris? 832 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,318 (shrieking) 833 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,819 Chris? 834 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,255 (static buzzing) (whirring) 835 00:35:56,288 --> 00:36:01,159 (loud siren blaring) 836 00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:03,595 (static buzzing) 837 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:08,334 (loud siren blaring) 838 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:13,839 (menacing laughter) 839 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,142 What the fuck? 840 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,946 (loud siren blaring) (creaking) 841 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,113 Oh... 842 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,784 Chris? 843 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:30,622 (loud siren blaring) 844 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,260 (buzzing) 845 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:35,961 Chris? 846 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,366 Dude, the fuck's going on? 847 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,933 - [Chris] Dude, come check this out, 848 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,303 (mumbles) my footage. 849 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,272 (warping) 850 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,873 (explosion blasts) - [Ricky] Woah, Chris? 851 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:51,209 (siren halts) (fizzing) 852 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:54,212 (Ricky breathes heavily) (ominous music) 853 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,647 What the fuck? 854 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:05,090 (high pitched buzzing) 855 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,560 Dude? 856 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,995 Woah. 857 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,831 (high pitched buzzing) 858 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,032 What the fuck is this? 859 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,834 (whispering) 860 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,869 (thudding) 861 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,805 (static buzzing) 862 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,574 (Chris laughs) 863 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:25,344 (Ricky breathes heavily) 864 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:27,178 Total mind fuck, right? 865 00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,848 (static buzzing) 866 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:32,384 Fuck, what the fuck is this? 867 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:34,152 - Let me help you with that. 868 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,488 (warping) (thudding) 869 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:39,491 (distorted buzzing) 870 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,926 (thudding) 871 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:44,095 (Ricky breathes heavily) 872 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,764 What? 873 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:55,841 Oh Chris, Chris 874 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,676 what the fuck? 875 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:02,213 (birds singing) 876 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:03,582 (Ricky grunts) 877 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:08,954 Oh man. 878 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,255 - Are we dead? 879 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,792 - [Ricky] (sighs) Ah, shut up dude. 880 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:19,598 (winding) 881 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,901 - What would you even call that? 882 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,804 What is it like a silo, like some kind of a silo? 883 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,439 - [Ricky] Yeah, it's like a silo, 884 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,640 asylum. - OK, OK, so you're gonna be 885 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:29,975 there. - [Ricky] Yeah. 886 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,243 - [Chris] And you're gonna look over from there? 887 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,449 Alright. 888 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,586 - [Ricky] Take, like, two steps back. 889 00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:42,053 - Oh, like go back even further? 890 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,222 - [Ricky] Yeah, and 891 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,591 action. 892 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,295 - No, no, no, that was too like, "Ah whatever," 893 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,663 like too casual, you know what I mean? 894 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:54,099 - [Ricky] Alright, do it more intense 895 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,667 but talk to the camera. 896 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,902 - Oh, like talk-- - [Ricky] People get 897 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:57,936 bored when you don't talk. 898 00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:58,970 - [Chris] Don't ignore the audience, 899 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,171 right. - [Ricky] Yeah. 900 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,741 And... - [Chris] OK. 901 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:03,909 - [Ricky] Action. 902 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:06,277 - Now that it's daytime, we're gonna explore the tower 903 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:09,080 once again to see what other secrets we can find, 904 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:11,049 to see what other spooks happen. 905 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,189 - [Ricky] And cut, now we come up for the close-up. 906 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:19,825 - [Chris] Yeah, get a close-up. 907 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,763 - [Ricky] Alright, hold on, let me adjust 908 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,532 some settings here. - [Chris] OK. 909 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,099 - [Ricky] Uh... (clicking) 910 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,802 Yeah, that's a little, that's pretty good right there. 911 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,103 - [Chris] OK. - [Ricky] Let's see, I wanna 912 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,304 make sure your face-- - What about my face? 913 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,973 Yeah, just so when you're going back and forth and stuff? 914 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,542 - [Ricky] I wanna make sure it's not getting blown out. 915 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,643 - Yeah. 916 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,677 Alright. 917 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:39,678 - [Ricky] Alright. 918 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,980 - You ready to go back inside? 919 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,615 - [Ricky] Oh, I'm gonna follow you in from-- 920 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:44,683 - [Chris] Actually, that was shitty, that was shitty, 921 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,617 that was shitty, go back. - [Ricky] Alright, oh, 922 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:46,718 that was definitely shitty 923 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,153 - [Chris] (clears throat) Alright. 924 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,387 I'm just kind of excited, you know? 925 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:50,522 So I'm looking at you and I'm like, 926 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,290 "We're gonna do it, we're gonna be so famous, 927 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,726 "and we're gonna be taken into the stalls by hot chicks." 928 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,894 (clears throat). 929 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,896 - [Ricky] Three, two. 930 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,600 - [Chris] Let's go back inside. 931 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:05,203 What the fuck? 932 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,972 - [Ricky] What, what is it? 933 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,740 What? (ominous music) 934 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,676 What the hell is that? (Chris laughs) 935 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,383 - This is definitely good for the episode. 936 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,586 - [Ricky] Shit man, what do we do now? 937 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:23,288 Do we just, think we just kill time until... 938 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:25,691 Until night? 939 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:26,692 - [Chris] I dunno. 940 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,093 - [Ricky] How does it work? - [Chris] Woah! 941 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,828 (laughs). - [Ricky] Oh dude. 942 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,029 - [Chris] Geez. - [Ricky] Dude, imagine-- 943 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,731 - [Chris] It's like a spike! - [Ricky] Oh shit (laughs). 944 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,165 - [Chris] Geez, that could have been bad. 945 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,233 - [Ricky] Oh, that's incredible. 946 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,335 - I didn't come here to lose an eye! 947 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,005 Unless I do wanna lose an eye, 948 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:42,674 because then throughout this adventure I have an eye patch. 949 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:45,544 - [Ricky] Oh, oh, maybe it works like the sun. 950 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,945 - [Chris] Oh. 951 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:48,179 What do you mean? 952 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:52,050 - [Ricky] Like, you know, it rises during the day, 953 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,919 the, I mean, I'm talking about the water of course. 954 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,721 Rises during the day. - [Chris] Uh-huh. 955 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,088 - [Ricky] Falls in the night. 956 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,457 - Huh, that's beautiful. 957 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:02,894 It rises in the day and falls at night. 958 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,964 Or, or I get transplanted 959 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:10,536 with Jessica Alba's eye and now I can see ghosts. 960 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,905 Although shit, I wouldn't want that. 961 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:16,441 It would be kind of dope if I like lost my eye 962 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,810 and then we throw an IndieGoGo, you know? 963 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,046 We're just like, "Help me get a new eye." 964 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,982 But we don't get that much money from it, so you know what? 965 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,085 We're just gonna have to use a cadaver eye. 966 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:30,155 That's our back story, right? 967 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,957 Is any of that making any sense? 968 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,825 - [Ricky] Are you high? 969 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:35,594 - [Chris] Shit, I don't know. 970 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:37,062 (laughs) That would kind of explain it. 971 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,798 Like, I don't know, like for me 972 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:43,902 we just, I don't, fuck, fuck it. 973 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,938 - [Ricky] We'll chalk that one up to drugs folks. 974 00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,774 (static buzzing) Rashomon. 975 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:51,076 (static buzzing) 976 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,143 - [Chris] What? 977 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,411 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Shit, switch over 978 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:54,680 to B. - [Chris] What, why? 979 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,181 (distorted beeping) - [Ricky] Just do it dude. 980 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:58,183 - [Chris] How do I, I don't even know how to do it. 981 00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:00,418 (distorted voices) - [Ricky] B. 982 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,287 Dude, I know I told you to how to do it, man! 983 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,622 (distorted buzzing) 984 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,990 (rumbling) 985 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,524 - Yo, yo. - [Ricky] Shh, shh, shh! 986 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:07,926 shh, shh, shh. - [Chris] What? 987 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:12,798 (birds singing) 988 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,332 - [Ricky] Dude. 989 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,767 - Huh? 990 00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:17,936 - [Ricky] I just saw your dick. 991 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,705 - What? 992 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:27,713 - [Ricky] Fuck dude, come on, get back! 993 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:35,320 Did he hear us, did he see us? 994 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,391 Oh shit. 995 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,729 - (laughs) I wanna touch it. 996 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:45,030 - [Ricky] Touch it? 997 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,666 Dude, oh gross dude, no you can't fucking touch- 998 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,434 - No I'm, ah, that's not what I meant. 999 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,004 - [Ricky] Oh what, what the fuck are you doing? 1000 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:54,072 Wait, stop! 1001 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,540 Don't do it, what the fuck? 1002 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,008 (wind rushing) 1003 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:59,577 (thudding) 1004 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,346 Good, he still he hasn't seen us. 1005 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:02,914 (rustling) 1006 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,382 Oh shit! 1007 00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:09,554 (Chris laughs). 1008 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:14,726 Dude. 1009 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,495 I thought it'd be bigger. 1010 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,529 - What? 1011 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:21,767 (winding) 1012 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,269 (buzzing) 1013 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,071 Oh yes, oh yeah I love the arc-- 1014 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,438 (buzzing) Oh, ooh! 1015 00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:32,377 (laughter) 1016 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:34,545 - [Ricky] Dude, why don't they have trash cans in the woods? 1017 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:35,681 - [Chris] I know you would think 1018 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:37,348 with man's infinite craft. - [Ricky] It's stupid man. 1019 00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:39,050 Do we live in a civilized society? 1020 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:40,618 - [Chris] Dude are you taller than me? 1021 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:41,753 - [Ricky] Yeah. 1022 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,188 People watch us because-- 1023 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,189 - [Chris] Because there's a plot 1024 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,323 to what we do. - [Ricky] It's not because 1025 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,092 we're just talking to the camera about stupid stuff 1026 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,694 that has no importance. - [Chris] No, and if it is, 1027 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,528 it's like we're talking about 1028 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:51,730 something awesome. - [Ricky] Like say, if we were 1029 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,799 talking about like how springy this mud is? 1030 00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:56,067 Like it's super springy, oh, actually, 1031 00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:58,737 I wonder if I could do one of my documentaries on the mud. 1032 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,305 Has there ever been a mud-umentary. 1033 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:01,606 - [Chris] How do we even think that this would 1034 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,808 be interesting? - [Ricky] I don't know. 1035 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:05,143 (laughs) Should I run that by Discovery Channel? 1036 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:06,712 Woah, woah, it's quick mud! 1037 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:08,413 Quick mud (laughs), dude. 1038 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,480 - [Chris] Oh it really is. 1039 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:11,182 (laughs) How did you get out of that? 1040 00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:13,885 - [Ricky] The hell's going on? - [Chris] Dude we both 1041 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,153 have such a pussy little walk. 1042 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,788 - [Ricky] Woah! - [Chris] Huh? 1043 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,924 - [Ricky] I think I recognize that ass. 1044 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:19,925 - What? 1045 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:21,492 - I think I've seen that ass before. 1046 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:24,930 - OK yeah, you probably have seen that ass before, 1047 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:26,664 but why are you saying it like that? 1048 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:28,834 - I think I've seen that ass dude. 1049 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,338 (wind rushing) 1050 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,007 (tape winding) (crackling) 1051 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,075 (static buzzing) 1052 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,476 Stop, stop. 1053 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:39,510 (crackling) - [Chris] Ricky, 1054 00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:40,611 don't let me die. 1055 00:44:40,645 --> 00:44:42,447 - [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 1056 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,149 Dude, what the hell? 1057 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,917 (rustling) 1058 00:44:45,951 --> 00:44:47,185 (static buzzing) 1059 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:49,855 (wind howling) 1060 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,156 (static buzzing) 1061 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,125 (wind howling) 1062 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,393 (static buzzing) 1063 00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,628 What the fuck? 1064 00:44:57,662 --> 00:44:58,997 Did you just see that? 1065 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,165 - What? 1066 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:06,237 - I'm gonna go smack that ass. 1067 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:11,576 (winding) 1068 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,279 Deja vu. 1069 00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:16,681 Oh, dude, check it out. 1070 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:19,818 - [Chris] Fuck you. 1071 00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:22,888 - [Ricky] Ah, it was worth a shot. 1072 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,394 - [Chris] Dude, come on. 1073 00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:34,432 (panting) 1074 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:39,037 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1075 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,039 (phone beeping) - [Ricky] Shit. 1076 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,075 (frantic music) 1077 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:46,978 Oh, that scared me there, fuck. 1078 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:48,880 Shit, is anyone even there? 1079 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:50,248 Should we make a run for it? 1080 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:52,217 - [Chris] Do you see anybody? 1081 00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,586 - [Ricky] I don't know, coast looks clear. 1082 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:11,269 Shit. 1083 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,705 (gravel crunching) 1084 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,374 Fuck, that was loud. 1085 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:20,111 That was a bad idea. 1086 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:21,646 Do you see anything? 1087 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,549 - [Chris] Nothing. 1088 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:29,654 - [Ricky] I don't see anything either. 1089 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:36,294 Fuck, let's go round the side. 1090 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:42,133 - [Chris] Dude, when's the last time we did any running? 1091 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,202 - [Ricky] We gotta get health insurance, man. 1092 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,971 (panting) - [Chris] Does that help? 1093 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,373 - [Ricky] That pays for like, gym memberships right? 1094 00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:49,774 - [Chris] Shit, I hope so. 1095 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,143 That would make sense, better be included. 1096 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:55,280 - [Ricky] Ah dude, check that window, check the door. 1097 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,451 I got nothing. 1098 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,588 - [Chris] Try to zoom over the side of the fence. 1099 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,090 - [Ricky] Right, right, right. 1100 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,259 Watch my back. 1101 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,830 - [Chris] Are we good? - [Ricky] Nothing. 1102 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,333 (gravel crunching) 1103 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,502 (sighs) I need those carbs dude. 1104 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,072 Alright, alright. 1105 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,308 (panting) 1106 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,310 You good, are we clear? 1107 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:28,980 Alright. 1108 00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:30,415 (panting) 1109 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:31,816 (static buzzing) - [Chris] Dude you're not even 1110 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:32,951 showing up in my call-- - [Ricky] Oh fuck! 1111 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:34,452 (static buzzing) Why are you even trying 1112 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,187 to prank call me? 1113 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:37,688 - [Chris] I'm not. - [Ricky] Do you see that? 1114 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:38,789 (static buzzing) 1115 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:40,358 - [Chris] I really don't know how that even happened. 1116 00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:41,359 - [Ricky] Makes no sense. 1117 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,793 - [Chris] Yeah, it really is 1118 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:43,828 super bizarre. - [Ricky] I mean, I know 1119 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,196 you called me, I saw everything. 1120 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,797 - [Chris] What are you talking about, what d'you see? 1121 00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,967 - [Ricky] Dude, what the f? - [Chris] Ricky. 1122 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,503 Yeah you're not in here. - [Ricky] You motherfucker! 1123 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:53,972 What the fuck? 1124 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:55,140 - [Chris] You're not in here. 1125 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:57,342 I need you. 1126 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,809 Ricky, save me. 1127 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:01,479 - [Ricky] You fucking fuck! 1128 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,214 - [Chris] We need each other. - [Ricky] I was literally 1129 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,050 creeped out by that man. - [Chris] Bro. 1130 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,185 Help. (distant muttering) 1131 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,553 - [Ricky] Well, at least there's fucking leaves 1132 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:10,288 covering your face you prick. 1133 00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:13,691 Stop, stop moving your mouth, stop, stop. 1134 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,026 - [Chris] Ricky, 1135 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,861 don't let me die. - [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 1136 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,964 (rustling) Dude what the hell? 1137 00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:21,132 (thudding) Oh fuck, they see you! 1138 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:24,035 (panting) 1139 00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:25,503 Coming? 1140 00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:30,275 (panting) 1141 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,684 (door creaking) Oh shit. 1142 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,252 Lock the door. 1143 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:45,223 (heavy breathing) 1144 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,591 I don't see them. 1145 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:47,758 Alright. 1146 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:50,195 Do you hear anything? 1147 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:51,729 (distant laughter) 1148 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,698 Alright, let's go. 1149 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:55,266 Let's go this way. (muttering) 1150 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,367 You didn't see that guy? 1151 00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:58,603 (thudding) There was someone running. 1152 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,238 Upstairs! 1153 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:04,775 (panting) 1154 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:08,013 (stairs creaking) 1155 00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:12,450 (electricity humming) 1156 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,851 Hear anything? 1157 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,553 - [Chris] No. - [Ricky] Alright. 1158 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:20,391 (heavy breathing) 1159 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:23,928 Chris, Ricky? 1160 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:26,897 You in here? 1161 00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:29,467 (thudding) (static buzzing) 1162 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:34,139 (Ricky pants) 1163 00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:35,273 Dude, what's that? 1164 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,242 (Chris laughs) 1165 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,947 (window creaking) 1166 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,582 Oh, let me see. 1167 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:47,418 (muttering) 1168 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:48,786 - [Chris] Maybe it was someone trespassing. 1169 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:49,954 - [Ricky] Got a good workout man. 1170 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,056 cardio. - [Chris] They thought they 1171 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,557 were gonna get caught or something. 1172 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,425 (muttering) 1173 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,961 So for those of you watching at home, he just shrugged. 1174 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,664 (muttering) 1175 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:00,665 - [Ricky] Oh shit! 1176 00:50:00,698 --> 00:50:02,167 (window bangs) 1177 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,768 (clunking) 1178 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:06,504 (door creaking) 1179 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:09,474 (panting) 1180 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:13,611 Dude (laughs), you pussy. 1181 00:50:13,644 --> 00:50:18,583 (birds singing) 1182 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,718 (Ricky clears throat) 1183 00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:24,422 (fly buzzing) (Ricky clears throat) 1184 00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,357 (Ricky sniffs and clears throat) 1185 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:27,825 (fly buzzing) (Ricky blows) 1186 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,327 (fly buzzing) 1187 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,196 Bastard. (fly buzzing away) 1188 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:36,367 And now, it's time for the next question. 1189 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:40,538 This one comes from a 32 year old man from across the ocean. 1190 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,607 "Hey guys, I'm a long-time goon 1191 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,974 "writing to you from England. 1192 00:50:44,008 --> 00:50:45,943 "Last week I started seeing this girl who is 1193 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:48,213 "easily the hottest I've even been with. 1194 00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:51,015 "She cleans, she's funny, she's considerate, 1195 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:54,385 "and she makes me feel things I've never felt before, 1196 00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:56,020 "if you know what I mean?" 1197 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,823 "Sounds amazing right, right? 1198 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:01,859 "Wrong, yesterday I found out that 1199 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:05,029 "she's dead, I can't remember what made me do this 1200 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,298 "but I Googled her name and I found that she was 1201 00:51:07,332 --> 00:51:10,067 "stabbed in downtown London two years ago." 1202 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,737 Brutal, "I haven't told her I know yet, 1203 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:17,041 "should I continue seeing her or should I get a life? 1204 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,843 "Thanks and keep in mind that 1205 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:22,580 "she's really, really, really, really hot." 1206 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:23,981 Woah. 1207 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,151 - [Chris] Ah! (thudding) 1208 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,552 - [Ricky] What's happening? 1209 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:32,423 (distant muttering) (ominous music) 1210 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:35,593 (shuffling) 1211 00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:37,262 (distant muttering) 1212 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:38,663 (gasping) 1213 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,064 - Wait... 1214 00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,367 That never happened. 1215 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,435 (distant laughter) 1216 00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:52,243 (winding) 1217 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,713 A tree falls down like, "Oh that was spooky." 1218 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,883 I'm gonna pick it up and see if there's any kind of clues, 1219 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,352 so then I have to take off my shirt because it's like, 1220 00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:02,953 (static buzzing) "Oh it's hot here," you know? 1221 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:04,622 I don't know, just something, I feel like 1222 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,891 I need to change up the formula because, 1223 00:52:06,924 --> 00:52:09,527 again, they are lining up in front of Ricky 1224 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,629 and like that's great, you know I feel happy for you man, 1225 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,631 that's awesome, whatever, it's mostly fine, 1226 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:15,633 I'm probably over thinking it, you know what? 1227 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,067 (door shuffling) You know, that's what it is. 1228 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:20,405 I'm 24 years old, I have plenty of time to have my first-- 1229 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:21,739 (loud shattering) 1230 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:22,940 (rumbling) Ricky? 1231 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,709 (laughter) Ricky? 1232 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,411 - [Ricky] Oh, holy shit. 1233 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:27,912 - [Chris] Ricky! (laughter) 1234 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,947 - [Ricky] Du-du-du. 1235 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,449 (cracking) (Ricky laughs) 1236 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,218 - [Chris] Oh fuck. 1237 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:35,720 (panting) 1238 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:36,954 That actually fucking hurt. 1239 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,489 - [Ricky] No shit. 1240 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,658 - [Chris] Dude, dude, dude, watch, watch, watch! 1241 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:41,826 (cracking) 1242 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,060 (Chris laughs) 1243 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:45,062 - [Ricky] Dude, we can do better than that. 1244 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,265 (wind rushing) 1245 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:48,599 We can do a lot better. 1246 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:52,337 (tense electronic music) 1247 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,804 - [Chris] Three, 1248 00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:57,842 two, 1249 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,780 three, two, one. 1250 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,683 (glass shattering) (yelling) 1251 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,352 What the fuck was that? 1252 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:08,453 (glass breaking) 1253 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:10,755 (banging) 1254 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:12,156 (clattering) 1255 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:17,027 (glass shattering) 1256 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,366 (glass shattering) Oh shit! 1257 00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:23,568 Ricky, no! 1258 00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:26,271 Oh, dude, dude, dude. 1259 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:30,174 (menacing electronic music) 1260 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,276 (thudding) 1261 00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:35,646 (screaming) 1262 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,216 Ricky! 1263 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:41,919 (laughs) 1264 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,623 (glass shattering) Ah, fuck! 1265 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:47,692 (laughs) The most frightening sound. 1266 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,894 - [Ricky] You are the biggest pussy on the planet. 1267 00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:54,332 (glass shattering) 1268 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,304 (clanging) (screaming) 1269 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,071 (clattering) 1270 00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,341 (banging) 1271 00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:05,242 * Oh, oh, oh. 1272 00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:07,878 * It's a great thing. 1273 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,348 (Chris roars) 1274 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:13,250 (screaming) 1275 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:14,919 (Chris laughs) 1276 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,021 (glass shattering) 1277 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:22,293 (glass breaking) 1278 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,862 (glass shattering) (laughter) 1279 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,731 (warping) 1280 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,265 (explosion blasts) 1281 00:54:28,299 --> 00:54:30,000 - Alright dude, watch this. 1282 00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:34,038 (static buzzing) 1283 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:36,874 (high pitched buzzing) 1284 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:38,509 - Chris, dude, what the fuck 1285 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:39,510 (static buzzing) just happened man? 1286 00:54:39,544 --> 00:54:40,878 Total mind fuck, right? 1287 00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:42,046 What? 1288 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:43,914 Ri, ri, what? (static buzzing) 1289 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,416 Oh! (Chris laughs) 1290 00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,851 What the? 1291 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,053 (static buzzing) What the fuck? 1292 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:51,188 What, what the fuck? 1293 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:53,223 (Chris laughs) 1294 00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:54,792 - [Ricky] Dude. 1295 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,361 - [Chris] Oh my God. - [Ricky] Dude, you are a 1296 00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:57,595 crazy fucker 1297 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,930 - I know dude, oh my God, 1298 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,031 that was awesome. - [Ricky] Also fuck you 1299 00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:02,099 for punching me in the face. 1300 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,234 - Oh come on, that wasn't actually you. 1301 00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:05,970 - [Ricky] It used to be me, that was me. 1302 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,104 - [Chris] It doesn't count. - [Ricky] I mean, 1303 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,406 continuity's so fucked now. - [Chris] No, 1304 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:09,407 that doesn't count. - [Ricky] So who knows 1305 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,141 what's what, who's who? 1306 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:12,410 I don't even know. - [Chris] Oh! 1307 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,478 you know what we should do? 1308 00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:15,145 Dude we should totally just go and-- 1309 00:55:15,179 --> 00:55:17,615 (thundering) (Chris gasps) 1310 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:18,983 (rumbling) Oh shit. 1311 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,118 (crickets chirping) (panting) 1312 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:23,421 (clicking) (beep ringing) 1313 00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:24,855 Ricky? 1314 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:27,492 Hello? 1315 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:30,495 Where am I? 1316 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,397 (whimpers) 1317 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:36,801 (pants) 1318 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,269 Ricky? (thundering) 1319 00:55:39,303 --> 00:55:40,638 (rumbling) 1320 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,474 (sobs) Mommy! 1321 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:46,511 (roaring) 1322 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:47,678 Stop, stop it! 1323 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:48,813 (shrieking and static buzzing) Stop! 1324 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,915 (growling) Who is that, who is that? 1325 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:53,317 (sobs) Who is that? 1326 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,453 (snarling) (Chris cries) 1327 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,422 (shrieking) (Chris screams) 1328 00:55:57,455 --> 00:56:00,958 (Chris screams) 1329 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:04,261 (distant screaming) 1330 00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:06,196 (Chris laughs) 1331 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:08,198 - [Ricky] Oh shit. 1332 00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,800 (clicking) (beep ringing) 1333 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,637 (Chris laughs) 1334 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,204 - [Chris] Dude (claps). 1335 00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:15,339 - [Ricky] You're a sadistic fuck. 1336 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,474 - [Chris] Did you see the zombie walk? 1337 00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:17,942 - [Ricky] You're a fucking maniac and a pussy 1338 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:18,976 at the same time. - [Chris] He totally 1339 00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,144 pissed himself. - [Ricky] It's incredible. 1340 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:21,979 Oh (laughs), without a doubt, dude. 1341 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,380 - (laughs) Dude, I fucking hate zombies, 1342 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:25,516 that was (wheezes)... 1343 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,151 - [Ricky] (laughs) Ah. 1344 00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:29,019 - Dude I wish-- - [Ricky] The ultimate irony. 1345 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,220 - (laughs) I know, dude I wish we 1346 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:31,556 had come out at the cemetery. 1347 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:32,823 - [Ricky] Oh fuck. - [Chris] It'd be like an 1348 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:34,324 out of The Living Dead thing. 1349 00:56:34,358 --> 00:56:36,226 (laughs) How'd that look, dude? 1350 00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,463 - [Ricky] Oh dude it was, oh, check it out, check it out, 1351 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,697 check it out. - [Chris] OK sweet. 1352 00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,534 (tape rewinding) 1353 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:44,569 (static buzzing) 1354 00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:46,537 (crickets chirping) 1355 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:48,305 (Chris gasps) 1356 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,240 Stop, stop, stop! 1357 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:52,677 Who is that, who is that? 1358 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,178 (sobs) Who is that? 1359 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:57,147 (Chris cries) (muttering) 1360 00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:59,083 (Chris screams) (Chris laughs) 1361 00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:00,851 - [Ricky] Oh shit. - Oh definitely needs 1362 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:02,653 new pants. 1363 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:06,190 (laughs) 1364 00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:09,527 What a pussy, dude, have I always run like that? 1365 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,728 - [Ricky] Yes. 1366 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,029 - (laughs) 'Cause my run, my sprint was 1367 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:13,664 legit just now I just thought of that. 1368 00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:16,667 (laughs) Oh my God, dude. 1369 00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:19,169 Oh my God, I'm a pussy! 1370 00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:22,172 (cackles) Oh shit. 1371 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:25,676 I'm a loser and a pussy (laughs). 1372 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:29,780 Oh fuck, oh that's funny (laughs). 1373 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:33,217 (winding) 1374 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:37,955 (birds singing) 1375 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:40,124 Alright dude, set this down where you can 1376 00:57:40,157 --> 00:57:41,892 see both of us clearly but stay here too 1377 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,393 so you can get the watch eye, 1378 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:44,895 and don't stop recording. 1379 00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:45,896 (clacking) 1380 00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:48,599 Don't stop recording. 1381 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,368 This is gonna be sweet. 1382 00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:55,072 (winding) 1383 00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:59,910 (birds singing) 1384 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:05,616 (static buzzing) 1385 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,484 (muffled wind blowing) 1386 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:08,452 (static buzzing) 1387 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:13,457 (footsteps) 1388 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,128 (high pitched ringing) 1389 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,597 (static buzzing) 1390 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:20,497 (thudding) 1391 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:23,300 (muffled groaning) 1392 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,334 (static buzzing) 1393 00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:25,803 (gasping) 1394 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:27,972 (static buzzing) 1395 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:30,074 (gasping) 1396 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:31,609 (static buzzing) 1397 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,979 (slashing) 1398 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:38,015 (choking) 1399 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:39,984 (gasping) 1400 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,485 (static buzzing) 1401 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:43,621 I've always wanted to do that. 1402 00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:44,822 (static buzzing) 1403 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,357 (muffled wind rushing) 1404 00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:48,458 (knife thudding) 1405 00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:50,494 (zipping) 1406 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:54,098 (muffled wind blowing) (static buzzing) 1407 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,000 (shuffling) (gun clicks) 1408 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,501 (gun fires) 1409 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,003 (Chris groans) 1410 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,705 (gun fires) (static buzzing) 1411 00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,372 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Chris! 1412 00:59:02,406 --> 00:59:04,875 Chris, shit, Chris? 1413 00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:06,010 (slapping) Chris! 1414 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,678 Wake up, wake up! 1415 00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:09,379 Oh shit, shit. 1416 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,649 Shit (groans). 1417 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,885 Dude, come on, come on, stay with me man, stay with me. 1418 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:17,788 (pants) 1419 00:59:17,822 --> 00:59:19,023 What the fuck? 1420 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,524 (static buzzing) Dude, 1421 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,026 (slapping) come on, come on! 1422 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:26,897 (birds singing) 1423 00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:41,578 (footsteps fading into distance) 1424 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:53,490 (static buzzing) (tape rewinding) 1425 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,392 (thudding) 1426 00:59:55,425 --> 01:00:00,230 (birds singing) 1427 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,201 (static buzzing) 1428 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,036 (muffled wind blowing) 1429 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:07,071 (static buzzing) 1430 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:11,976 (footsteps) 1431 01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:16,613 (high pitched ringing) 1432 01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:18,248 (static buzzing) 1433 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:19,249 (thudding) 1434 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:21,852 (muffled groaning) 1435 01:00:21,886 --> 01:00:22,887 (static buzzing) 1436 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,188 (gasping) 1437 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,290 (static buzzing) 1438 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:28,525 (gasping) 1439 01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:30,094 (static buzzing) 1440 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:33,363 (slashing) 1441 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:36,633 (choking) 1442 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,869 (gasping) 1443 01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,104 (static buzzing) 1444 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:43,240 (footsteps) 1445 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,541 (static buzzing) 1446 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,276 (muffled gun shot) 1447 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,946 (zipping) 1448 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:51,648 (gun fires) 1449 01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:56,486 (muffled wind blowing) 1450 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,827 (static buzzing) 1451 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,529 (gun fires) 1452 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,335 - (gasps) 1453 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:14,805 Don't shoot. 1454 01:01:14,839 --> 01:01:16,941 - [Ricky] (laughs) Shut up dude. 1455 01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:24,648 (winding) 1456 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:31,789 (wind blowing) 1457 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:41,131 (birds singing) 1458 01:01:51,241 --> 01:01:52,676 - (sighs) 1459 01:02:01,185 --> 01:02:04,488 (sighs) Wanna do another ghost question? 1460 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:06,523 - [Ricky] (huffs) Might as well. 1461 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:09,059 - (sighs) 1462 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,134 (tuts) 1463 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,269 "Dearest goofers, 1464 01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,973 "let me start by saying I'm 25 years old 1465 01:02:23,007 --> 01:02:25,709 "and I sort of live alone in New York city. 1466 01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:31,548 "I used to live with my mom but she died when I was 22. 1467 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,318 "Now I, probably more so than the average young adult, 1468 01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:37,154 "love my mom," (laughs). 1469 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:40,257 "Really, with all my heart, I just want her to be proud. 1470 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:43,227 "Why do I say this in the present tense? 1471 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,030 "Because her ghost hasn't left me since she died. 1472 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,699 "My mom and I listen to old records together, 1473 01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:52,837 "we slow dance, she sits at the table with me 1474 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,939 "as I eat dinner." - [Ricky] "Slow dance." 1475 01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,874 - "And we even go to the movies, 1476 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,077 "that is until I met a girl who lives 1477 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:03,047 "a couple of blocks over, we're really hitting it off. 1478 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,217 "We both love Woody Allen movies, we both love tennis, 1479 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:10,487 "and on our first date we watched the sunrise on a rooftop. 1480 01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:14,458 "Everything was perfect until I brought her home one night 1481 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,693 "and my mom was nowhere to be found 1482 01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:19,296 "until I decided to kiss my new girlfriend 1483 01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:22,532 "and my mom threw a vase at her and barely missed. 1484 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:24,734 "Now I'm afraid to even see her again, 1485 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:28,305 "is my mom going to kill her, seriously hurt my new crush? 1486 01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,807 "I don't know what I'd do if she got scared off 1487 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:32,542 "just because I love my mom and would 1488 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:35,512 "never get mad at her, what should I do?" 1489 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,684 (laughs) 1490 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:48,525 Fuck this, let's go home. 1491 01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:57,634 (shuffling) 1492 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:02,472 (leaves crunching) 1493 01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:13,683 Ah, ah fuck! 1494 01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,321 Goddammit. 1495 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:23,093 (birds singing) 1496 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:27,331 (crickets chirping) 1497 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,299 (tapping) 1498 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:33,603 (crickets chirping) 1499 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:35,305 - [Ricky] What do you think about this technique? 1500 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:37,041 I was thinking like... - [Chris] Uh-huh. 1501 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,308 - [Ricky] Because you know me having to 1502 01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:39,543 walk backwards all the time? 1503 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,278 - [Chris] Yeah. - [Ricky] It sucks. 1504 01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:42,279 - [Chris] Well, yeah. 1505 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:43,280 - [Ricky] It's just not fun. 1506 01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:44,348 But like-- - [Chris] Yeah I would imagine 1507 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,515 that that's not fun. - [Ricky] But like by going 1508 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:46,716 around like this, like 1509 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,518 kind of in a circle. - [Chris] Ah OK. 1510 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:52,122 In a circle, almost like I'm having a realization. 1511 01:04:52,156 --> 01:04:53,890 - [Ricky] Oh yeah, it's a total-- 1512 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:55,525 - Or there's just some kind of 1513 01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,627 meaningful moment happening here now. 1514 01:04:57,661 --> 01:04:58,828 - [Ricky] Well yeah, I mean there's a lot 1515 01:04:58,862 --> 01:04:59,829 of meaningful moments. 1516 01:04:59,863 --> 01:05:00,965 - Yeah. 1517 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,699 - [Ricky] You just, you never wanna miss out on them. 1518 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,001 - Yeah. 1519 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:12,742 Ricky (laughs). 1520 01:05:12,776 --> 01:05:13,877 (static buzzing) 1521 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,312 Come stay with me. - [Ricky] Holy fuck. 1522 01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,214 (menacing laughter) - What? 1523 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:19,516 (shriek of laughter) 1524 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:24,388 (anxious music) (heavy breathing) 1525 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,928 Chris, no! (gun fires) 1526 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,197 Run! 1527 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:37,968 (panting) 1528 01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,781 (gun fires) 1529 01:05:51,815 --> 01:05:53,017 (static buzzing) 1530 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,284 Holy shit! 1531 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,720 (static buzzing) Fuck, that's your car! 1532 01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:59,289 - [Chris] Hey, hey! 1533 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:00,724 (static buzzing) 1534 01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:05,295 (engine rumbling) 1535 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:07,397 - [Ricky] Oh shit dude. (static buzzing) 1536 01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:10,634 Chris! 1537 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,036 (static buzzing) 1538 01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:16,206 (panting) 1539 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,374 (static buzzing) 1540 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,110 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1541 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:21,811 (distorted static buzzing) 1542 01:06:21,845 --> 01:06:23,147 (static buzzing) 1543 01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,714 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1544 01:06:24,748 --> 01:06:26,216 (static buzzing) 1545 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,451 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1546 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,386 (static buzzing) Oh shit! 1547 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,421 Goddammit, you fucking piece of shit! 1548 01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:33,923 (winding) 1549 01:06:33,957 --> 01:06:36,560 (static buzzing) 1550 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:39,463 (static buzzing) (crickets chirping) 1551 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,598 (static buzzing) (panting) 1552 01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:42,632 - [Chris] What the fuck? 1553 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,967 I can't fucking see! 1554 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,769 - [Ricky] Shh, shh. - [Chris] What the fuck? 1555 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,604 I can't fucking see! 1556 01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:49,606 - [Ricky] Fuck, fuck. 1557 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,108 - [Chris] Stay back! (clicking, beep ringing) 1558 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:53,177 - [Ricky] (sobs) Oh please, please. 1559 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,844 - [Chris] Get off of me, ah! 1560 01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:57,147 (panting) Oh shit, shit! 1561 01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:59,249 (panting) (screaming) 1562 01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:00,917 (gun fires) 1563 01:07:00,950 --> 01:07:02,686 (yelping) (gun fires) 1564 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,688 (gun fires) (pained yelling) 1565 01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:06,190 (gun fires) 1566 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:10,994 (panting) (static buzzing) 1567 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:13,197 - [Ricky] Ah, shit. 1568 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,332 (distant dog barking) (frogs croaking) 1569 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,167 Shit. (gun fires) 1570 01:07:17,201 --> 01:07:18,802 Dude, go, go, go! 1571 01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,537 I'll watch your back. (static buzzing) 1572 01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,106 (static buzzing) 1573 01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:23,373 Go, go, go, go! 1574 01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:24,674 (menacing laughter) 1575 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,043 Ricky, Ricky! 1576 01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:29,513 (growling) 1577 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,548 (gun fires) Ah, Jesus! 1578 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:35,319 (distorted static buzzing) (Chris laughs menacingly) 1579 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:36,986 Ah, fuck no. 1580 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,189 (panting) 1581 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:42,726 (static buzzing) 1582 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:45,295 (panting) 1583 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:47,531 (static buzzing) Oh fuck! 1584 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,399 (static buzzing) 1585 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:50,967 Stay back motherfucker. 1586 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,302 (gun clicking) 1587 01:07:52,336 --> 01:07:54,037 Oh fuck. 1588 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,073 (panting) 1589 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:58,408 (Ricky grunts) 1590 01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:01,678 (Chris groans) (distorted static buzzing) 1591 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:03,413 That's right bitch. 1592 01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:05,915 (panting) 1593 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:10,154 (distorted static buzzing) 1594 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:12,489 Chris, Chris? 1595 01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:14,090 (glass shattering) - [Chris] Dude, 1596 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,025 we gotta get the fuck out of here, come on. 1597 01:08:16,059 --> 01:08:20,930 (panting) (distorted static buzzing) 1598 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:23,900 - [Ricky] Oh fuck. 1599 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:27,204 (glass breaking) (static buzzing) 1600 01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:32,075 (distorted cacophony) (distant yelling) 1601 01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,417 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1602 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,051 - [Chris] Ricky, behind you! 1603 01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:43,387 (gun fires) 1604 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:46,456 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1605 01:08:46,490 --> 01:08:48,057 (gun fires) 1606 01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:51,695 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1607 01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:53,530 (metal clanging) Fuck! 1608 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:54,864 Come on. 1609 01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:58,602 (siren blaring) (glass crunching) 1610 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:03,640 (distorted cacophony) (siren blaring) 1611 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:06,610 Oh fuck! 1612 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:10,580 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1613 01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,282 (high pitched buzzing) Shit! 1614 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:14,150 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1615 01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:16,586 Alright man, oh fuck. (banging) 1616 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:19,823 (pants) Dude we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1617 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:21,925 (zipping) 1618 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,228 Here, take this. 1619 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,396 (menacing laughter) - [Chris] Ricky! 1620 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:27,797 - [Ricky] Oh shit! (shriek of laughter) 1621 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,499 (gun fires) What the fuck? 1622 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:32,502 Get the camera. 1623 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:37,307 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1624 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:40,143 (fizzing) You ready for this? 1625 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,478 - [Chris] Yeah. 1626 01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:45,181 - [Ricky] Alright, 1627 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:46,683 OK. 1628 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:49,386 - Let's go back to the very beginning. 1629 01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:52,422 As far as possible. 1630 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:56,426 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1631 01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:57,927 (high pitched buzzing) 1632 01:09:57,961 --> 01:09:59,863 - [Ricky] Alright, three, 1633 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:02,699 (warping) two, one. 1634 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,501 (siren reverberates to a halt) 1635 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:09,373 (distorted static buzzing) (crackling) 1636 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,209 (thudding) 1637 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:17,347 (tape winding) (intermittent buzzing) 1638 01:10:17,381 --> 01:10:19,215 (static buzzing reverberates) 1639 01:10:19,249 --> 01:10:23,320 (thundering) 1640 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:28,157 (birds singing) 1641 01:10:31,094 --> 01:10:32,662 Chris? 1642 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:51,748 (eerie music) 1643 01:10:59,623 --> 01:11:01,024 Chris? 1644 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:12,402 (anxious pounding music) 1645 01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:20,510 Yo, Chris! 1646 01:11:20,544 --> 01:11:22,211 Oh. 1647 01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:26,282 Shit man, I almost thought you weren't gonna make it. 1648 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:29,252 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1649 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,920 Fuck! 1650 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,557 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1651 01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,360 (static hissing) (loud screaming) 1652 01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:41,164 (eerie electronic music) 1653 01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:16,993 (static buzzing) 1654 01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:18,495 (distorted static buzzing) 1655 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:23,232 (crickets chirping) (rustling) 1656 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:34,243 (fly buzzing) 1657 01:13:34,277 --> 01:13:36,145 Ah, ah, fuck! 1658 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:38,815 Fucking, goddammit fly, fuck, ah! 1659 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,149 (fly buzzing) 1660 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:41,818 No! (fly buzzing) 1661 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:45,221 (crickets chirping) 1662 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:48,892 (rustling) 1663 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,359 (fly buzzing) No, not a-- 1664 01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,762 (fly buzzing) Ugh, get the fuck off me. 1665 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:53,830 - [Chris] Ricky. 1666 01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:57,033 (distorted static buzzing) (yelling) 1667 01:13:57,066 --> 01:14:01,771 (thundering) 1668 01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:05,609 (panting) 1669 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,243 Now we're even. 1670 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:10,780 - [Ricky] (sighs) That had to be the last one, right? 1671 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,817 - I fucking hope so (laughs) 1672 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,786 (sighs). 1673 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,023 (static buzzing) 1674 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:24,894 (ominous electronic music) (static buzzing) 1675 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:17,813 (distorted static buzzing) 1676 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:19,916 (beeping) 1677 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:22,485 (static buzzing) 110087