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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,313 {song) "A story like this yellow-pink is dishonest." 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,478 "With the CIA willing to deal with the Russian spy." 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:14,633 "When the Navy comes, everything gets messed up." 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,599 "A thousand bullets and a hundred missiles are aimed at us." 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,752 "Damn! It's all the sailors' fault." 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,232 "If Superman doesn't fly, it's the sailors' fault." 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,836 "What do we care about all this trouble?" 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,278 "A top-of-the-range hotel where everything is allowed." 9 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:40,711 "There is a suicide who doesn't die and an ass that always makes noise." 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,911 "Between wives and lovers everyone has gone mad." 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,674 "Everyone runs for cover by going here and there and making more trouble." 12 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,832 "Damn! It's all the sailors' fault." 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,880 "If Superman doesn't fly, it's the sailors' fault." 14 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,032 "What do we care about all this trouble?" 15 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,192 "Damn! It's all the sailors' fault." 16 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,911 "If Superman doesn't fly, it's the sailors' fault." 17 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,550 "What do we care about all this trouble?" 18 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,630 - We've been turned inside out. - Revolt? 19 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,839 - We got ripped off in the navy. - Enlist! 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,550 - You can swim ? - Are the ships finished? 21 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,711 Unfortunate! 22 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,312 {song) "Damn! It's all the sailors' fault." 23 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,475 "If Superman doesn't fly, it's the sailors' fault." 24 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,110 "What do we care about all this trouble?" 25 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,351 Tissues ! 26 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,314 - You need ? - There's no use making that face. 27 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:24,276 - I do not need anything. Go away. - I will not move. - Go away ! 28 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,552 - I do not need anything. - If she doesn't leave, I won't move! 29 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,673 I told you I don't need anything! 30 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:38,159 - If he doesn't take the car off my foot, how do I go? - You could have said that before. 31 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,556 Thank God ! 32 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,751 > Ouch! 33 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:52,110 - Ouch! Hi Gianni ! - What do you got? 34 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,709 Ouch! My foot hurts today. 35 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,636 - You're always the same over the top. - I didn't sell a handkerchief. 36 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,794 - When did you ever sell anything? - People don't get cold anymore. 37 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,952 - It's the vitamins. - I am thirsty. 38 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,669 Why don't you turn it on? 39 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,592 - The cigarette ? - Yes. - It wears out. 40 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:39,591 - Cretin! - You are right. Can I take a pull? 41 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,269 - You? - Yup. 42 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,749 - Plan. - Yup. 43 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,629 You pulled it! 44 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,789 - Tsé! - Tsé! 45 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:12,229 - Sorry, I have to say "tse". - Can't I say that too? 46 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,789 -No! 47 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,711 - I found a job. - not me. Hey! 48 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,549 Work work... 49 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,876 ... or work work? - It's a job ! 50 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:32,079 It's a job... You know those jobs... 51 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,837 It's a job we've never done, but... 52 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,389 FARFUGLIA 53 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:44,037 The animals that... Bah! 54 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:49,076 I have too many ideas. In my head I have a "heap" of ideas. 55 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,999 Don't your brain smoke? 56 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,838 - You know I don't smoke, you idiot! - Yeah! 57 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,198 - Where did you take me? - What does it say? - Translate. 58 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,797 - Two policemen wanted for building assaults. - What does it mean ? 59 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:10,113 They look for two to clean the windows by jumping. 60 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:14,274 - I can't walk and you make me jump? - Do you want to keep doing... 61 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,718 ... Jo handkerchief dealer? Walk! 62 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,070 - Good morning. - Good morning. The hat. 63 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,318 - I've got it in my head. - Get it up!. Yup. 64 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,471 Take a seat. 65 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,114 - Tell me. - He would like to work. - No. He would like to work. 66 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,989 - But without obligation. - Yes. - Shall we sign the contract? 67 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,834 - Agree. - Bim, boom, bam! 68 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,560 - Come on, you idiot! - Madonna! 69 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,793 - "Yesterday", boss. - I recommend it. - I can not make it ! 70 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,510 Here we go. Work ennobles man. 71 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:55,470 Who told you I want to be ennobled? At least take this. 72 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,275 I don't want to work. I am already tired. 73 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,034 If that doesn't matter, let's go. 74 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,037 Mah! 75 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,395 Here. Now this. 76 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,633 - Then this. - Ahh! 77 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,316 Damn these things! 78 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,869 - That's enough ! - Here. 79 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,355 - Cursed ! - Help ! 80 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,831 - Help, he'll kill me! - Come here ! 81 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,989 - "I want you", boss. - God help us ! 82 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,198 Did we make a bad impression? 83 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,752 Don't drive like that. I feel nauseous. I am expecting a baby! 84 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,709 - A child ? - I'm expecting my sister's son. 85 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,472 Why are they moving us to the hotel? 86 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,399 To modify the slots. 87 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,114 It is an idea of the American instructor. 88 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,877 - We'll be better on board later. - Ten girls would be enough. 89 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:34,274 - Maybe ! - It's strange that they want to change the housings. 90 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:41,320 - It's just a pretext. - Exactly. - I want to give you confidential news. 91 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:46,078 There appears to be a Russian spy on our crew. 92 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,074 They send us to the hotel to have time to unmask her. 93 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:54,916 - How did you get this information? - Family secret service. 94 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,277 Admiral Ragusa is my father-in-law. 95 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,432 - Then there is no doubt. -Mah! 96 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,997 {with English accent) Commander. - Yup ? 97 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,233 - I overheard what he said. - Really ? 98 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:17,310 Captain Smith, think if you were the spy we're looking for. 99 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,509 I would have made a mess! 100 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,718 It seems impossible to me that there is a Russian spy among you. 101 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,953 I was in counterintelligence for years before being an instructor. 102 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,390 If there had been a Russian spy on board, I would have spotted her. 103 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,229 It is not possible that there is a Russian spy. 104 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:07,112 - I'm afraid of heighs ! - Don't look down. Watch me. 105 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,709 We hope to be well! 106 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,870 - Ardenzi, have my luggage brought to the room. - Yup. 107 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,109 Guys, go to the counter. 108 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:36,754 - Hand in the registration documents, - Here are the keys. 109 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,678 Thank you. 110 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:44,078 You are in 403. You are on the fifth floor, room 511. 111 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,391 Permission. 112 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:51,794 {softly) Hand me a line. - Cabin one. - Shh! 113 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,520 This is yours. To you. 114 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,520 > Do we all have the keys? > YES. > Good. 115 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,192 ELECTRONIC SOUND 116 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,519 - How long have you been having a headache? - I'm not accusing anyone. 117 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:15,278 It's all my fault. But I know what medicine would make me heal. 118 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,520 - It's a woman. She is married ? - No. The sanitary is prohibited... 119 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,674 ... provide medicine. PHONE RINGS 120 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,157 - What a phone jack! - Hello. - Paola, I'm Carlo. 121 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,639 - Honey, how are you ? - Bad if I don't see you. - I wanted to hear from you. 122 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,630 - I want to hear you hear you too. - Hear me hear me? 123 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,555 We just landed. We are at the Palace hotel. 124 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:51,880 - How long will you stay? - I do not know. - I run to you ? 125 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:57,957 I was about to ask. I'm glad you got ahead of me. 126 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:03,638 Think, joy, we can stay a little quiet, you and me. 127 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,231 - Alone. > What a red! 128 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:11,315 - How are we going to sleep in the same room? - I'll take care of everything. 129 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,514 When you arrive, say that you are Captain Morelli's wife. 130 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,354 - All right. - Treasure ! 131 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,229 Get ready for long dives. 132 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,911 - I'll be there in an hour. - It will be the longest hour of my life. 133 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,711 - Get ready. Hello. - I'm getting ready! Hello. 134 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,397 Pig! 135 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,189 {I'll handle that !} 136 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,749 What do you do ? 137 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,270 - Can I try it? - Do you want to try ? - Yup. 138 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,358 - Do you think it opens scientifically or asshole? - Unscrewing. 139 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,511 Unscrewing? 140 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:51,196 He arrives, unscrews and opens. I am the mind and you are the arm. 141 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,877 It is you who must work. they supervise him. 142 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,549 - What's up ? - Eh... 143 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:18,751 Sorry ! I did not want to. It was the wall. What a blow! 144 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,273 - Was it the wall? - Yes. - He threw it at me. - Yes. 145 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,114 I threw it at him and he threw it at me. 146 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,951 Sometimes ! 147 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,791 Cretin! 148 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,439 - Because ? - So ! 149 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,269 Hello, Mr. Smith. 150 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,553 You arrive on time. I have some news to tell you. 151 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,714 {with Russian accent) Do you have any news for my government? 152 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:27,636 The Italian counterintelligence has understood that I am your spy. 153 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,236 - We have to disappear. - You should disappear. 154 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:36,429 What do you mean ? I fixed everything. They will never find out. 155 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:42,355 Your precious collaboration no longer interests us. 156 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,152 What do you do ? No ! 157 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,230 They will never know! What do you do ? 158 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,080 No! 159 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,240 Farewell, comrade Smith! 160 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,752 > He killed him. > No, they make a movie. 161 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,674 It is not a movie! 162 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,958 Come down ! Get off ! 163 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,193 - Wait up. - Ahh! You hit me. 164 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,954 - Does it hurt ? - Yes a lot. 165 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,079 RASPBERRY 166 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,429 - Where does it hurt ? - Ahh! Do not touch me. 167 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:09,071 - I'm sorry. - Me too. I don't want to die. 168 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,234 - Gianni, don't leave me. - Does it hurt ? - Very. 169 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,149 - Does it really hurt you? - YUP. - Here? - Ouch! 170 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,153 This is the paint! 171 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,432 CONCITED VOICES 172 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,112 - Then ? - Then ? 173 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,630 - What do you want from me ? - Apologize. - We didn't want to disturb you. 174 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,400 Do you want soap? 175 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:40,275 -It's better. - Shut up I wanted to do him a favor. 176 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,432 There is no respect for those who suffer. 177 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:53,475 - He hurt himself ? - A little attention. I was going to kill myself! 178 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,949 There is a bomb... 179 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:08,074 - Gianni, I run away! - Now ? - Yes, now. 180 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,231 Stop! 181 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,633 - Where is the toilet ? - Go here. 182 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,792 - Can I do it? - Yes. - I can't. 183 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:27,557 - Pss! Pss! - Don't make it so that you piss on me. 184 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,758 - Slowly. - I found you! 185 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,390 - How disgusting ! - I ran away! 186 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,356 Now let's run away! 187 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,232 DEFROST 188 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,999 I have another attack. Ouch! 189 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,799 DEFROST 190 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,870 Mamma Mia ! 191 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,831 INTERCOM 192 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,034 - Yup ? - Get me a bottle of Neutrapepiton drops. 193 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:32,912 - Neutrapepiton? - It's a medicine. Send for him. 194 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,913 DISCOVER What was it? 195 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,390 I'm flatulent. 196 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,150 - What are you ? - I suffer from aerophagia. 197 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,914 - What do you mean? - Farts! 198 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,879 DEFROST 199 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:53,160 - He heard ? - Yes. We'll do it right away. Hold on! 200 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,320 - Run, Gianni! - Get up! 201 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,111 Get up! 202 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,872 Holy shit, I'm sending you to Siberia! 203 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,998 He's pissed too! 204 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,749 The medicine ! 205 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,514 DEFROST 206 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,872 What a beautiful baby bump! Please, take a seat. 207 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,673 Let's play a good game. 208 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,314 {with Sicilian accent) The warm thigh! 209 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,199 Take care, let me work. 210 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,600 If she wanted, I would do anything. Do you want some oil wells? 211 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:52,152 - I'll give them to you. - Do something for yourself first. 212 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,432 - Get slim and then let's see. - I understood. 213 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,030 If I lose weight, will I have any hope? 214 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:04,957 Sure. Now just think about losing weight and keep everything warm. 215 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:12,156 - I'm going to get a massage cream. - "Bread and salam." 216 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,469 - We have to get out of the window. - Yes. 217 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:26,550 - We need a rope. Do you agree? - Yeah. I agree on a rope. - Agree. 218 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,280 I remember there is a rope. 219 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,716 - Permit? - Sorry. 220 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:36,232 Try to understand, I don't want to die, I want to commit suicide. 221 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:43,113 - We need the rope. - Me too. Put your hand on your conscience! 222 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,314 - Don't shoot! My neck hurts. - Stop! 223 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,235 Thank God I'm busy! Run ! 224 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,238 Get up, fat! 225 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,871 No! 226 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,594 - But where are you looking? - Sorry, it's my fault. 227 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,030 DEFROST 228 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,920 Mamma Mia ! 229 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,714 -Go, Gianni. 230 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,555 Go ahead you that makes me laugh. 231 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,998 - Follow me. - Yes. - Plan. 232 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,914 Be quiet, Gianni. If you fall, you can break your head... 233 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,119 ... the ribs, one leg. You can break everything. 234 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,160 - If you don't shut up, I'll break you! - You can't joke. 235 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,756 I had to keep selling handkerchiefs. 236 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:14,198 At most I risked a leg under a car... 237 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,512 ... but the insurance paid me. 238 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:22,117 - That's enough ! Come down slowly. - What do I get here? 239 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,750 - A drum of detergent! - So you find a gold token inside! 240 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,560 - Maybe ! - Come. 241 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,431 - Come on, jump! - If I jump, I'll break. - At most you break your leg. 242 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:38,356 - It seems little to you! - I cheated you, wretches! 243 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,797 - Take me down, there's the killer! - Spring! 244 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,317 - Spring! - Take me down! 245 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,355 You will not succeed. You are two balls! 246 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,511 Get off. 247 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,196 - Arrival. - Come here. Have you seen how easy it is? 248 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,991 Cow! 249 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:05,194 - The knee ! - Ahh! - What feet! Shh! 250 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,552 - Here we go. Be quiet. - Shh! 251 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,509 - Like this. - Stop! 252 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,031 - Who is it ? - What are you doing ? 253 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,471 We were playing. 254 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,672 PHONE RINGS 255 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:28,236 - Could I answer? - Yes, but move your hands slowly. 256 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,870 Ready. Tell me. I'm here for this ! 257 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,755 And for... 258 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,349 It's for her. Where are you going ? 259 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,549 - Come on, Gianni. - Hello. 260 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,311 - Your wife is here. - Pass it to me. - Immediately. 261 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,751 Thank you. 262 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:56,238 - Did I hurry? - Yes. Did you have any difficulties? 263 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,554 No. From this moment on, I'm Mrs. Morelli. 264 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:07,034 - Let's not exaggerate. - What ? - Anything. Hurry up. 265 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,598 You need to get me a full check-up. 266 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:16,553 - Ouch! Holy shit... - How? - Anything. Salts. 267 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,314 I'll come right away, honey. 268 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,716 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 269 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,232 - Room? - Room 260. The elevators are on the right. 270 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,592 - What floor are you going? - Per second. 271 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,074 Here we go. Gianni, follow me. Do not get lost. 272 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,954 - Ahh! Run ! - Yup. 273 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,111 What kind of manners are these ! 274 00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,234 DEFROST 275 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:11,594 - The elevator is open. - Inside ! - What does he want ? 276 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,470 - Push that. - Yes. - Push! 277 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,399 - Get your hands off my thighs! - You take your thighs out of my hand! 278 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,073 - Very nice to have seen your thighs. - Engaging, though! 279 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,959 - My God ! - Shut your mouth! 280 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:47,431 - You haven't seen me. - Do you have a license? - The Arab! 281 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,759 - Come on, Gianni! - You again! 282 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,194 - Take these hands off! - Hair ! 283 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,680 How are you ? 284 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,589 - Have you seen? - They did well. 285 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,360 To three. Here. 286 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,352 CANTICCHIA 287 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,795 Where will Paola be? 288 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,033 - Good morning. - Do you wish? - Mrs. Morelli. 289 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,910 - The lady is up. - I'm Mrs. Morelli. 290 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,910 Excuse me. 291 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,752 - Who's up? - Where on? 292 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,880 - I do not know. You said it's up. - She, who ? 293 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,033 Her. She said it's up. 294 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:28,630 - But who is up? - That's what I want to know! 295 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,269 Come on... your husband is up. 296 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,716 Finally ! 297 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,432 - Room 260. - Thank you. 298 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,634 - Come on, Gianni. Treats. Street ! - Finally ! 299 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,119 - The long one is not bad. - Russian is better. - Let's walk. 300 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,359 - Yup ? - I'm Commander Morelli. Has my wife gone up? 301 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:07,913 - Yes, but there is a problem... - It doesn't matter. She has arrived. 302 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,915 - You need to know... - He's here. Thank you. 303 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,551 It's you, Pao...! 304 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:20,072 - Surprise! - Pa... Pa... My potato chip! 305 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,160 Then ? Won't you let me in? 306 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:29,395 - How can I not let you in! - That was a surprise, wasn't it? 307 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,440 - Say that. 308 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,191 Gianni, fly! 309 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,670 Fly, Gianni! 310 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,475 Another time ! Let's go back. 311 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,076 - Run, Gianni. - Stop or I'll kill you right away! 312 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,877 Is there anyone up there? DEFROST 313 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,116 There is. 314 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:15,238 Honey, maybe you are tired and want to take a bath after the trip. 315 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,149 You want to do it in the bathroom, scrooge! 316 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,749 Get ready, honey. 317 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,715 Go. I'll wait for you here. 318 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,911 Go. 319 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,510 Go ! 320 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,592 WATER SCRUB 321 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,509 I'll call you. 322 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,434 - Ardenzi! - Yes, commander. - Come here. 323 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,514 Don't let anyone into my room. 324 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:18,715 - There is a woman, right? - I can't explain now. Do as I said. 325 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:28,429 The roasted emir! I hope it didn't burn. 326 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,229 Soon ! Get out of here. 327 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,350 By Allah! I'm thin as a petrodollar. 328 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,440 He retired. But then it works! 329 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,077 - Now that I'm cool, you'll be mine. - I'm busy... 330 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,160 ...upstairs. - You promised it. - She has to get fat first. 331 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,109 - Fat slim ? Thin fat ? - I'm already busy! 332 00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:02,117 - Me too. I have a harem, 85 children and eight mothers-in-law, - Masculine! 333 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,389 - Permit? - Who is she ? - Mrs Morelli. - Did you understand ! 334 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,594 - As he said ? - Anything. The captain instructed me to... 335 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:28,072 - Keep going. - To take her to the pool. - In the swimming pool ? - Yup. 336 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,632 - Is he there? - No, he's in the room. - Then here it is. - Not here. 337 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:37,829 - He said he's in the room. - Yes, but in the council chamber. 338 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,312 - She begged me to accompany her to the pool. - Why right there? 339 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,474 - You know what commanders are like! - How am I? - Like all commanders. 340 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,319 Here. Let's see'... 341 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,557 - If we go upstairs... - Again! - Sorry, we didn't want to disturb you. 342 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,360 Why does he want to commit suicide? 343 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,789 - Ahh! - Mamma Mia ! 344 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,520 He's right. Don't waste time. 345 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,438 Stop! 346 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,317 That pisses on your head. 347 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,358 - No ! - Let's go now. - Now or never ! 348 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,355 The door ! 349 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,030 Sorry. 350 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,671 - How's the admiral? - Which admiral? - His father. 351 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,356 - Fine thanks. Do you have any other questions to ask? - No. 352 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:54,198 - But I do. When does my husband arrive? - The commander? - Yup, 353 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:59,389 Yeah, the commander. I'm going to find out. I will be right back. 354 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,719 In fact, I'll get him here right away. Do not move ! 355 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:11,237 - What ways! - I have not done it on purpose. - Did you want to do it on purpose? 356 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,432 Excuse me, but I'm playing the uniform today. 357 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,471 I saved him! 358 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,476 My Madonna! 359 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,389 Madonna del Carmine! 360 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:37,194 DEFROST 361 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,071 Madonna! 362 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,429 For the misery! 363 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,114 Clara, maybe this isn't the time. 364 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,319 We are in a hotel, but it is as if we were in the barracks. 365 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,030 I am on duty. PHONE RINGS 366 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,192 - Love ! - Hello. - I'm Ardenzi. 367 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,792 Mister admiral! It's Admiral Presta bene. 368 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,919 - Under your orders! - Commander, this is Lieutenant Ardenzi. 369 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:40,109 I understand, sir. Where is it currently? 370 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,274 - Where is the dossier that was in your hands? - What dossier? 371 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:49,395 - I'm talking about your wife. I don't know what to do anymore, - It's not prudent... 372 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:54,669 ... talk on the phone. The spy could be anywhere. Also here. 373 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,474 What does the spy have to do with it? 374 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,358 - Spies are everywhere. - Are you excited about talking about work? 375 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:08,118 Try to understand. Ouch! I am in a difficult situation. 376 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,514 - The difficult situation is the lady who is with you? - Yup. 377 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,029 She understood everything. 378 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,798 For the moment it is more prudent... 379 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:25,876 ... if he hides the file in his room. 380 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:30,756 - Okay, but hurry. - I'll join you right away. 381 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,349 Hurry up, please. 382 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,153 Honey, I have to go. 383 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:45,077 - Where is it ? - Down to the admiral. - Which admiral? - Lend well. 384 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,792 I go down to see what happens, then come back. 385 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,113 - Duty calls me. - Will you be away long? - No ! 386 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,274 Undress... I leaf through the file and come back. Hello. 387 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,471 - Dribble, Gianni! - Wait for me. 388 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,998 - Stop! - He got us! 389 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,071 Damn ! 390 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,750 It is you! 391 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,355 - Under his command. What do I have to do ? - Sit on the cot. 392 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,510 - So, - I prefer a total tan... 393 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,355 ... to be more presentable even naked. - It's good. 394 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,034 Would she sleep with a man as white as a wall? 395 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,476 -No! - Really ? 396 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,878 Instead with a tanned one, yes? 397 00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:00,316 - It would be difficult to resist, even impossible. - Don't resist me! 398 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,514 - Don't do that! - Can you resist? - He's not tanned yet. 399 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,438 Sorry. 400 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,591 It's true. 401 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,312 - But later it will be. - Yeah. 402 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,913 - Lie down. I'll be back in ten minutes. - I wait her. 403 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,836 I look forward, indeed anxiously. 404 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,715 - Today women like little ones, - Marines! 405 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,871 - And these ? IS? 406 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,192 -Eh! - Funny guy ! 407 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,476 How dare you ? 408 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,918 - How dare you tell him "how dare you"? - I need to talk to you. 409 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,469 What's your sign ? 410 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,072 WHISTLE 411 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,469 - Street! > To the thief! 412 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,634 - They stole our clothes. - They left us in our underwear! 413 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,631 Gianni, wait. 414 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,195 Gianni! May they... 415 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,355 - Wasn't the first enough? - You always complain ! - Let's embark from here. 416 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,037 Push. 417 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,113 And he ! We screwed him. 418 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,311 Damn ! 419 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,236 - Help ! - Go away. 420 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,436 Makes me shit under! 421 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,600 - Comfortable. {together) This way. 422 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,074 - Permit? - You are welcome. - I'm going to the third. - Well. 423 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:59,197 Has he gone mad? What happens ? 424 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,229 How do we do it ? 425 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,913 Four, three, two... 426 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,198 But... What the hell is he doing? 427 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,912 I've never commanded an elevator. 428 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:27,514 - But don't worry. It's like a submarine. - Agree. 429 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,229 Bitch misery! 430 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:39,236 - We're stuck. - I have an appointment with someone. 431 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,349 - It will be black! - The person waiting for me will be red! 432 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,911 Are you making fun? 433 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,357 - I'm scared. - Be indifferent. 434 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,279 - How you do it ? - Whistle. 435 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,512 I'm not able. RASPBERRY 436 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,029 I said I can't whistle! 437 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,589 Always joking. 438 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,992 - Where's the exit? - He's here. 439 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,440 Run ! What a wall! 440 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,710 Who knows who it is! 441 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,669 Who is it ? Good morning. 442 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:38,472 - Where do you think you're going? - We were going... - We were going out... 443 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,952 - Silence ! - Yes. - It is forbidden to leave the hotel. - Really ? 444 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,875 It is forbidden I The admiral said it. 445 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,920 - What do we care? We are not sailors. - Really ? 446 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,636 - Yeah! - What uniform are you wearing? - The uniform ! 447 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,919 - Shut up, wash them! - We are not washers, we are washers! 448 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,550 - Yes. We are washers. I swear. - He swears it. 449 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,993 - Are you washers? - We're being chased by a killer. 450 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,831 - It's true. - Really ? - We saw him kill one of yours. 451 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,197 - Is dead. - It's all dead. -Come with us ? 452 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:21,150 - If there is a dead man, go and get him. - Come on, - He's waiting for us. 453 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,632 - If you don't bring him here, I'll throw you in the penalty cell! - Street ! 454 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:31,077 Yes, there were two. But I have lost sight of them. 455 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:36,599 Make the body disappear so there is no evidence. 456 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,752 Agree. Provide immediately. 457 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:48,551 Open up, damn hatch! It's a mutiny. What do you propose? 458 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:52,554 - I never make proposals. - You have to take matters into your own hands. 459 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:56,839 - Will I take it or you? - I do not know. - You take it. It's an emergency. 460 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,349 So, on the spot? 461 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,589 Let's turn the omelette a little. 462 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:40,111 It really is dead weight. 463 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,235 There is a bomb. 464 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,436 - I'll turn it on. - Thank you. 465 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,836 - You don't say anything? - We sailors have an oyster in every port. 466 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,395 I would be the oyster! 467 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:08,436 A splendid oyster enclosing a pearl. I collect pearls. 468 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:13,470 - Really ? - Do you want a tip? Take revenge with the same weapon. 469 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,111 - Are you my revenge? - Get caught. - How dare you? 470 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:23,719 - I do not want to. - It was a suggestion. - It was a proposal. - Also. 471 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,155 - Gianni. - Yup ? - Gianni. - Yup ? - Gianni! - Yes ! 472 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,631 - Gianni! - Always stay in the middle! 473 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,156 - "beating me"? - Shh! 474 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,189 - Shut up 475 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,792 Cloppete! Cloppete! 476 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,952 Cloppete! Cloppete! Ah! 477 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:59,071 - Ah! Damn, you're a thoroughbred stallion. - You are a mule! 478 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,314 - Is there anyone ? - Who has to be there? 479 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,432 - I want to know if anyone is there. - Who! 480 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:16,312 - Is there or isn't there? - Who ? - Answer me. Is there anyone ? 481 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:21,793 - Who is this someone? - I do not know. Who can it be? - The dead ! 482 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,398 - Then there is someone! - Yes, - It's the dead body! 483 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,760 "His Mortacci"! There really isn't anyone. Here we go ! 484 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,911 YUP. 485 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,913 - Finally ! - Let's hope it's not too late, - Let's hope! 486 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,511 Shit! 487 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,631 - Now what do we get to that? - We bring him the dead. 488 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,394 - Yes, the dead! - It's here. 489 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,676 Which is ? 490 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:08,074 - The dead ! - I told you so ! Come on, I'm driving. - Wait up ! 491 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,151 Shit! 492 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,112 Look, a corpse corpse! 493 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:24,550 - Gianni, where are you going? - I'm going to get a trolley. 494 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:29,954 - I'm coming too. - No, stay here. I'm going. You are scared ? - No ! 495 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,193 - I will be right back. - I've already done it under! 496 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,751 Gianni! Do not leave me ! 497 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,391 No! 498 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,915 My God ! Who is it ? 499 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,239 There is a bomb! 500 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,833 Gianni! 501 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,037 Now I hear the voices! Forty-seven, dead talking. Gianni! 502 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,632 A dead man in the elevator goes straight to the Creator. 503 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,237 Then ? 504 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,035 -The dead ? - He's there - Where? There is nobody ! 505 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:30,718 - Ahh! The dead are gone! We go away too. - Yup. 506 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,113 - Where do we go ? What do we tell the cops? - I do not know. 507 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,317 Wait up ! 508 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,871 - I have an idea. - Another one ? - Like another one? 509 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:49,719 - How dare you ? - But I... Few and confused. 510 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,032 {in Neapolitan) To your sister! - What does that have to do with anything ? - Here. 511 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,797 - We have to dress like "civilians"! - YUP. 512 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,915 - Where are you going ? - To call two lawyers. 513 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,717 Come. 514 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,077 Come. 515 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,993 - Come. - Want to kiss me? 516 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,789 Excuse me, I have the wrong room. 517 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,112 No, come on. It's always me. 518 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,638 - I tanned! Look. - What do you want? Is he crazy? 519 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:35,159 - Where you go ? - Help ! He's a nigga! - Come to Uncle Tom. 520 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,109 - She is a unique woman. - Because ? 521 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,551 She is here to suffer while he who knows who he is with! 522 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,031 - Wasn't he with the General Staff? - Yeah! Sure ! 523 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,558 - Then ? - Those of the General Staff are certain "sailed"! 524 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:55,749 - Ardenzi! - Love ! - Treasure ! Sorry, I got stuck. 525 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,595 - With those of the General Staff. - No, in the lift... 526 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,478 YES! 527 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,509 Come, let's recover. 528 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:11,430 - Is it true that they are all sailed? - Who told you this bullshit? 529 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,194 - Him. -Lo? 530 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:19,150 No, not all of them. Sail today, sail tomorrow, one... 531 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,110 - Love ! - My God ! - Treasure ! 532 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,072 ARDENZI CLEARS THE THROAT 533 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,676 What is it, honey? 534 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:39,471 - Ardenzi, what are you doing? On deck! - Under your orders, commander. - To us ! 535 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,631 Let's go under the covers! 536 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,672 - Here we go ! - Where are you going ? 537 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,832 - Rest. - Let's change course. 538 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,396 Turn on board! 539 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,274 Oh, hoist! 540 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,394 - Yet. > The Negro! 541 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,551 No ! Help ! 542 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,236 I am not a bad man. the WHITE man. 543 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,792 - Help me! - Get up. Excuse me. - the man from before. You BONA. 544 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:21,672 - I white man. - Street ! - These southerners! 545 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,836 Let's try here. 546 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,997 Shh! 547 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,877 Shh! 548 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,757 Here it is. 549 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,119 - Did you want to go in? -No! 550 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,638 KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Who is it? > The Befana. - The witch ? 551 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,360 The witch ! 552 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,912 I thought you were the Befana! I asked you if you wanted to enter. 553 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,870 You told me no. Then I... 554 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,909 Final solution. 555 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,672 Miko nagasaki tokoiama! Banzai! 556 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,831 Ato kasu! 557 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:16,031 - Mortacci! - Sorry, we didn't want to disturb. - That's enough ! 558 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,555 Really ! Where you go ? 559 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,354 That's enough ! 560 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,794 Track! 561 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,038 Heaven, give me a sign of your power. 562 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,875 DEFROST 563 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,872 Madonna ! This is too much. 564 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,357 - It's too much. - You know what ? Shit on you! 565 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:54,311 - Mamma Mia ! It is better not to stay here. - No. - Did you see what he did? 566 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,997 Since he failed to make harakiri, he took a run... 567 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,199 ... yes it is thrown from the fifth floor. It went down... 568 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:08,719 ... and it made a bang! Yes it is smashed. 569 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,869 -No! 570 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,753 The dead who is not dead! Mamma Mia ! 571 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,350 Help ! 572 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,559 - Miss! - You leave me ! Help ! 573 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:32,396 Miss, do not worry! the white man. lo no "bongo"! 574 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,837 Smooth! 575 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,672 - This time I forgive you. - Thank you. 576 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:53,919 - I was looking for her. - Myself ? - Yes. - Are you Lieutenant Ardenzi? - Yup. 577 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,199 The doorman said you know where Commander Morelli is. 578 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,913 - Who ? - Commander Morelli. He said he'd be right back... 579 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,756 ... but it's gone. - You are the lady... - Yes. 580 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,912 The captain's wife has arrived. 581 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,715 Yes, the wife! 582 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:20,399 - Where is it ? - It's there, in my room. 583 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,349 - He's in his room! - Yes. - Ruffiano! 584 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:29,270 Wait! Do not enter. I was ordered to... 585 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,917 Well! 586 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:39,198 - This was the dossier to leaf through. - No, Clara! 587 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:44,196 Don't stop at appearances. The LADY is a "doctor"... 588 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,638 The doctor is a young lady who was visiting me. 589 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,200 - You're sick ? - Yes honey. 590 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,877 - I'm all a pain. - Poor little one! 591 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,199 - Does it hurt here too? - No. 592 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,477 - Now ? - Yup ! - What are you doing to him? 593 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,918 - Shut up, bitch! - How dare you? 594 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:20,031 - That slap was meant for you. - What ? Unfortunate! 595 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,113 - One moment. - Whore! 596 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,955 - You're a whore! - Stop! 597 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,397 Ardenzi, help me! 598 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,790 Stop! No ! 599 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,318 - Sir! - Whore! - How dare you? 600 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,031 - What do I do ? - Go fuck yourself! But first help me divide them. 601 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,831 - Sir, stop! - I beg you ! - Enough of this bunch. 602 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,552 - Conduct! - Graduated whore! - Do something ! - YES, I'll take care of it. 603 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:57,635 - Don't allow yourself to give orders to my husband! - Quite right. - Charles ! 604 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:03,193 - Yes Dear ? - Leave me ! - You wanted to make me horns. - Never ! 605 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:08,634 - Now I'll show you, - What are you doing? - Mrs ! - You leave me ! 606 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:13,516 - Go to hell ! Now I'll show you what I do! - No. 607 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:19,312 - I'm going to bed with the first imbecile I meet. - No ! 608 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,517 My God ! 609 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,274 - Here it is. - Who ? 610 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,634 - This is fine. - He ? 611 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,952 Is he fine? Don't make me... 612 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,596 The little guy! 613 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,229 Have you seen how small it is? He will not succeed. 614 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,153 - He ? - You are beautiful ! 615 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,791 - You are beautiful and you will be mine! - No, ma'am. Sorry. 616 00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,636 - This is mine and I manage it! - Go away ! - A little dignity. 617 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,430 - He's not even a non-commissioned officer! - Not even a sailor. 618 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,956 Who cares ? It will be mine now. 619 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:12,990 - I have my things! - Are you indisposed? - No, I'm busy. Here we go. - Wait up. 620 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,711 - Dear ! - It is better that way. - How ? - We will be freer. - A horns! 621 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:22,391 - It is better to put on the horns than to have them put on. - Charles I - Wait. 622 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:27,515 - Here I am. Let's make a crossing. - Charles ! - Wait up ! 623 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,913 Now the problem is getting the body out of the hotel. 624 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:36,392 - Did you kill those two? - No, there is no trace of them. 625 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:41,475 Yes, I have all the documents here. I burn them right away. 626 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,709 We arrived on time. 627 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,874 - What did that woman want? - If I tell you, you don't believe it. 628 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,790 - "I wanted to do". - Really ? - Yes. There's nothing here. 629 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,719 SHOCK OF WATER There is someone! 630 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,639 Under the bed. I could have stood on it with that! 631 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,878 Finally the documents no longer exist. 632 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,796 - Now I have to make the body disappear. (softly) Don't touch me. - Shut up. 633 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,077 Strange. 634 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:48,038 - Hold with your hands. - Shut up. - Who opened the closet? 635 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,918 There is a bomb! 636 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,872 - Be quiet ! - I didn't speak. 637 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:09,550 Smith, don't run away. I'm going to fix things to get out of here. 638 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,871 Who are you talking to? 639 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,792 DOOR NOISE Let's go out! 640 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:32,753 - Have you seen a small sailor with a tall one? - Maybe ! 641 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,954 - What are we doing ? - We call the police. - Yes, to the firemen... 642 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,277 ... and at RAI - Yes. PHONE RINGS 643 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,239 Mum ! 644 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,950 - What do we do now? - What are we doing ? 645 00:59:54,160 --> 01:00:00,350 - Let's take the dead body. - Yes, let's take... The body? 646 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,678 - How much does it weight ! - Be quiet ! - It's not easy. 647 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:14,714 - He's a friend of ours. - HE'S DRUNK ? - Yes, he drank. 648 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,599 Don't drink anymore. Street ! 649 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,510 Captain Smith! Oh my God! 650 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,791 Not breathing! 651 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,672 Is dead. Captain Smith is dead. 652 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,674 Director, there is a dead man who is not breathing! 653 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,389 How long ! 654 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,194 - Thank you. - Director! 655 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,038 - Be careful. - Goalkeeper! - Say. 656 01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,955 - Is there a ca... ca... - A room? - No ! There is a ca... ca... 657 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:03,637 - A bath ? - No ! There is a ca... ca... There is a corpse. 658 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:09,113 - Up there! - We have no bodies. A corpse? - Yup ! - That says ? 659 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,398 Come up with me. 660 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,838 - There's the body of our American instructor. - Stay calm. 661 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,991 Clara! 662 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,596 Where are you ? Reply ! 663 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,394 Clara! 664 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,992 - Have you seen my wife? - No. 665 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,709 - Have you seen Paola? - No. 666 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,478 Come and see LE there. 667 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:01,319 - There's nobody here. - He was there! - He's not there! 668 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,475 He was a real dead man! A dead dead man. Maybe he went to hell. 669 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,635 - You don't believe me, do you? - Don't worry, I'll inform the police. 670 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,479 - Rest assured. - Yes. 671 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,029 Yet it was there! 672 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,157 Commissioner, there is no rush. 673 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,757 They told me there was a body, but I didn't see it. See you later. 674 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,595 - Do you have a room? - You're with Commander Morelli. 675 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:33,276 - I'd like one for myself. - Let's see. 676 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:38,273 - Room 123 first floor. - Put it on my husband's account... 677 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,957 ... and tell him if he wants me, he'll find me at 123. - Sure. 678 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:12,238 SCRICCHIOLIO Gianni, where are you? 679 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,037 Gianni! 680 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,597 Smack! 681 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,754 CRUMBLY Ouch! 682 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,478 - We're on the first floor. - I. 683 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:35,760 - Let's go in here and get out of the window. - Yup ! - Let's do like this. 684 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,714 - You'll understand ! - Stay here. - No ! - Stay here. - Yes, I do the "pole". 685 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,874 - I go. - I make the stake. - Do you make the stake? - Yes. - So small? 686 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,429 I make a stake. 687 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,197 - Okay, I'm going. - Okay! - Okay. 688 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,677 Madonna! 689 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,677 Voila! 690 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,550 - Finally ! -Who is it ? But I... 691 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:39,749 - I found you. - I have to make the stake. - You must be mine! 692 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,520 Go away ! 693 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,912 Alvaro, come on. Where is it ? 694 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,112 - There's the maniac! - Come ! 695 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,635 What a "head"! 696 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,792 - Walk! - Be quiet. 697 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,638 Do not run away ! i just wanna fuck him! 698 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:19,873 > Don't run away! - What ways! Be ashamed! 699 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,513 Shit! 700 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:29,676 DEFROST 701 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,389 - More shit than that! - Do not run away ! 702 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,040 > Miss, open the door. 703 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:43,229 > I big white all black man wants all sweet white woman 704 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:48,919 Where's "blonde thigh"? Here is black white man. 705 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,311 Where is it ? I "want" to play with you. 706 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:58,393 - Watch ! - You again. - Who is it ? - Come down! 707 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:02,952 - No, we were getting some air. - Yup, 708 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:08,956 - Get out or you're two dead men. - Fuck you! - What did you say ? 709 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:14,149 He said he's going to... Let's go inside because we're better. 710 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:18,154 - Yes, let's go inside. - Here it's cold. 711 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,032 - Lifeguards! - Tsé! -Tsé! 712 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:28,035 - No, I say "tse". - can't I tell? - You mean "tse"? 713 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,189 - Tsé! 714 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,709 {together) Tsé! 715 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,357 Which is ? 716 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,957 The fly ! 717 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,558 Tsé! 718 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,909 I would say wait for the darkness. 719 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,875 So we can't escape. 720 01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,318 - How do we eat? - It's an elementary problem. 721 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:06,634 - No, it's a food problem. - There's a kitchen here. - Where is it ? 722 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,792 - Have faith. - No, I'm hungry. - Go. 723 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,912 - There's the maniac. - What do you say ! 724 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,316 Do one thing. 725 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,713 Bring me twenty-four sausages, four kilos of toast... 726 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:25,239 ... and a coffee, - You're on a diet! - Wait up. All in one course. 727 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:30,789 - A course? - Yes. - Then don't get mad at me. - No ! 728 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:35,352 - Go, hurry up! - Gianni! - Who is it ? 729 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,155 Are you pissed? 730 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,438 You wanted the scope and I gave it to you. 731 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:48,879 - I pissed off? - No ? - No! I am always calm. - I knew it. 732 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,952 CRUNCH 733 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,195 - Do you want the correct coffee? - No, I want it wrong! 734 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,910 Mum ! 735 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,629 I knew you were mad! 736 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:08,953 Are you sure you want toast? Don't get mad afterwards. 737 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,111 Go ! 738 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,070 A "course" is worse than a truncheon! 739 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:28,793 - Excuse me, I didn't know the room was occupied. - The room... 740 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,351 If you want, I can host you. 741 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:38,231 - A half-naked Negro chases me. - A nigga? 742 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,880 - I have a red! - I know him. - Really ? 743 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:47,591 Do not worry. I'm used to this kind of chase. 744 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:51,199 Can I help you ? 745 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:55,752 - Yes. Look out to see if it's still there. - The negro? 746 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,629 - YUP. - Sure ! I'm here for this. 747 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,834 I'm like James Bond who sends you to the other world with a single punch. 748 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,991 I go to see. 749 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,791 He sees it ? 750 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:16,233 - Is there or isn't there? - There is, but you can't see it. - Better that way. 751 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:21,155 The hand ! {sings) My dear Pasquina... 752 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,352 - What is it ? - It's nice to be like that. 753 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,440 I'm always like that at home. I like it. 754 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,712 - It's crazy! - Yes. 755 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,358 - What house do you do? - It was that... 756 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:44,037 Hide in the closet so the nigga don't see you. 757 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:48,558 - If he doesn't see you, it means he hasn't seen you. - Still in the closet? 758 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,599 Yes. I protect you. 759 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:57,911 - Are you going into the closet too? - It's cold outside. 760 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:02,313 The black man, a redhead, a white man, a cyclist, a nurse can come. 761 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:38,031 - Who will be ? - A polka dot zebra. 762 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:42,592 As long as I'm here, you can rest easy. I'll handle that. 763 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,191 Wait up. 764 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,113 Madonna! 765 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:50,311 Who is it ? 766 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,831 Superman! 767 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,195 Compliments. 768 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,551 The thighs! 769 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,592 - You are scared ? - No. - Me neither. 770 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:20,512 Thigh number two. Come on. Zacchete! 771 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,393 Look. In fact, don't look. 772 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:28,393 I look. You do not care. 773 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:35,351 Now remove the STRAP. Here. 774 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,631 It's hot ! 775 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:43,198 - It takes me one thing to the thing that just in case... - Then "what we are". 776 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,870 - Super Admiral. - Frigate captain. 777 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,669 What broad arms you have! 778 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:23,029 - Hello. - You are late. - I had a bad night. 779 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:27,671 - I have a bad day. It all happened. - I had a nightmare. 780 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:31,754 - I dreamed of making love with a TV star. - You call it a nightmare? 781 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,309 It was Rintintin! 782 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,038 Everything is fine here. 783 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:42,512 - There's a message for Commander Morelli, room 260. - Hi. 784 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:50,752 - Are there any messages for me? - His name ? - Commander Morelli. 785 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:55,118 -There is a message. - Is it my wife's? - I do not know. 786 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,112 He's in room 123! Why ? 787 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:11,269 - Did you see the lady... What's her name? - If you don't know! 788 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,877 - Let's say Mrs. Morelli. - The lady from 123. Shall I call her? 789 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:19,237 No, I'm going there. 790 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,194 - My love, I found you! -No! 791 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,312 - Clara! Please come here. - Take ! - The sausage no! 792 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,797 The maniac! I throw myself under the bed! 793 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:57,071 Open up, Clara! It's an order ! 794 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,999 Don't run away! 795 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,556 You open ! But here's the key. 796 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,351 Clara! 797 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,991 Clara! 798 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,152 GEMITS OF PLEASURE 799 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,472 - The door ! - I got you ! 800 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:22,113 I'll take you to military court for insulting your wife... 801 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,749 How have you grown! 802 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,879 You are not you and she is not her. 803 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,391 Sailor, what were you doing here without the service cap? 804 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,757 I was... I was waiting for the tram. 805 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:40,356 Then keep going. Please wait. 806 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:46,914 If you want advice, do at least two runs. 807 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,272 WATER SCRUB Clara! 808 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:55,150 Love, I know you're in there. I hear the sound of water. 809 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:58,790 - Open me up. - Come in. It's open. - Well. 810 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:02,715 - Love, finally! - I thought... 811 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,669 - My great love ! - I'd like to stop my wife... - I'm here. 812 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:10,629 - What do you care about that idiot? - You will be stupid! 813 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:15,192 - What are you doing? - My wife gives me the horns with a small and stupid! 814 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,671 Small will be you! It is you! The slap of the soldier. 815 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:23,437 - Now the commander's punch arrives! - I want you ! 816 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,036 - Clara, come here. - Go away. > Carlo! 817 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:31,671 - He's so small he could be your son! - It does not matter. 818 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:37,638 - His wife is a nice "loaf". - Don't say vulgarity. 819 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:42,152 - Don't be uncivilized! - Leave me ! Which uncivil? 820 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:46,757 - I'm a cuckold! - Do not worry. - Go away, sailor. 821 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:52,040 - Otherwise I'll shorten you! - Do you want the sandwich? - I'll eat your hand! 822 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,637 - My love, come here! - That's enough ! Clara, please. 823 01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,431 Leave him alone. Come here, Clara. 824 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,909 Carlo, don't get involved. 825 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:11,994 - None of your business. - How ? The horns are mine! 826 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,915 - It's mine. You leave him. - Who are you talking about? 827 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,953 > Carlo, help me! - Paola ! 828 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,357 How many are you ? What are you doing ? 829 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,996 - Paola, come out. - We will win, I'm not giving up! 830 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,710 - I surrender to you, Take me. - The surrender never! 831 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:33,919 A commander's wife dies, but she doesn't give up! 832 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:37,198 - Take advantage of a poor defenseless woman! - I don't want to defend myself. 833 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,637 Paola, is married. Come from the free one. 834 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:45,710 - What are my wife's legs? - Honey, let's go to the closet. 835 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,794 Coupons! 836 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,794 Where did that son of a bitch go? 837 01:16:54,960 --> 01:17:00,319 - Where are you going ? I'm here. - I want my wife. - I have to ! 838 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:04,235 - Who ? - Him. - Good! I love you ! 839 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:07,518 - Where is my wife? - Take it easy ! 840 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:11,230 You are there! Open up! 841 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,513 > Busy! > Very busy. 842 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:19,277 - My wife can't do that. - It does ! 843 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,469 Honey, don't do this! 844 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,918 I betrayed you, but only with my body. What do you want it to be! 845 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:31,152 The body is just the shell. i love you. 846 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,791 I love you too. 847 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:38,592 - So why are you doing it? - What do you care? I do it with the wrap! 848 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:46,274 - What is this mess? - Carlo, save me! - What do you care about him? 849 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:54,551 - What is this mess? - Carlo, where are you going? > Leave me alone! 850 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:59,630 You know what ? Who cares ! Lieutenant! 851 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,673 I come, I fly, I rush! 852 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:10,473 - Settete! - What happened ? Ahh! 853 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:25,517 - Commander. - Give me the bill. - Have you finished your mission? - yes! 854 01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:29,753 My wife's isn't over yet! 855 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:32,952 POLICE SIREN 856 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:40,436 - I'd like to leave a message for my wife. - Yes. - The bill. 857 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,356 - Room? - 007. 858 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,909 Where is the body? 859 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:51,630 - Did she call? - It was our colleague. 860 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,156 - He must have told you... - I know what he told me. 861 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:59,990 Instead I don't know how, when and why. If there is or if there is not. 862 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:05,030 If there is a victim, we are not the victim of a scam. 863 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:09,751 But if the victim is not there, we are the victims. Clear? 864 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:13,470 - Very clear. - Ended ? - Yup. 865 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,632 - Give it to my wife. - Yes. - Commander. 866 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,391 Where is it ? 867 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:30,669 - Weighs ? 868 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,877 The corpse! 869 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,594 There is no here... 870 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,149 Ahh! The ca... the ca... 871 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:47,275 The corpse! Commissioner, I'm an officer. I don't have it... 872 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:52,720 I am placing you under arrest! 873 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:57,317 - Commander, stop! - It is! - Get it, dead of sleep! 874 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,949 - Did you see... - Mom! 875 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,232 - The COCK! - Help ! 876 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:07,751 > I'm fine with this too. 877 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,952 CONCITED VOICES 878 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,989 There is the killer! 879 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:21,149 Love, come here! Please, Clara! 880 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,830 Clara, come here! 881 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,189 There is a bomb! 882 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,434 Clara, let me explain. 883 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:42,399 You are all under arrest! The prisoner is mine, give him back to me! 884 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,189 There is a bomb! 885 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:49,109 - What happens ? - Let's block them! 886 01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:01,198 You don't have to fall, you fools! 887 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,159 Get up, run! 888 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:08,274 I finally got you! 889 01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,474 - Stop him! - Ouch! 890 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,311 - Commissioner! - I'm busy. I have to arrest the killer. 891 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,160 - He's a killer. - No. 892 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:24,915 - It's true. - Who is that? - It's the cuckold. 893 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:27,310 - It's true ! - It's true ? 894 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:32,395 - The killer is him. - No. The killers are them. 895 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,796 You swear it. 896 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:39,039 - My word! - I don't understand anything, guys. 897 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:43,751 - You are the boss. - I am the boss ? I am the boss ! Arrest them! 898 01:21:55,840 --> 01:22:00,391 - There's a bomb! - Mind your cock! - A bomb ! 899 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,471 There is a bomb! 900 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:08,353 - There's a bomb. - Tell the commissioner on duty. 901 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,711 > Help! 902 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,669 There is a bomb! 903 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,669 {together) A bomb? 904 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:53,313 Terrorist! 905 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,789 Who smokes? 906 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:04,551 I went all white! Albino is beautiful! 907 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:08,554 - Permission. You two don't start over! - That's enough ! 908 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,872 DEFROST 909 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:19,920 - I told you this job was a bomb. - I do not like it !71134

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