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Napisy stworzone ze s艂uchu
by .:艢wierszczyk69:.
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Specjalnie dla u偶ytkownik贸w
www.pornoonline.com.pl
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Mi艂ego seansu :)
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Kontakt:
swierszczyk6969@gmail.com
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NEW SENSATIONS PREZENTUJE:
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CARMEN GOES TO COLLEGE
#2
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WYST臉PUJ膭:
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Hej, co u Ciebie?{hey how you doing}
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Ta艅czy艂am dzisiejszej nocy, zarobi艂am kup臋 pieni臋dzy
ale jestem cholernie zm臋czona.{go busy tonight i made a shitload of money but i'm so fucking tired}
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Szef pyta艂 o Ciebie.{so the boss is asking about you}
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Chcia艂 wiedzie膰 dlaczego nie przysz艂a艣.
Chyba Ci臋 polubi艂.{wanted to know why you haven't been in i think it likes you}
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On chyba nikogo nie lubi.{i don't think he likes anybody}
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Ah tak, widzia艂am go w pokoju VIP pomi臋dzy wyst臋pami,
by艂 w cholernie dobrym nastroju.{oh yeah i saw him in the vip room in between sets fucking hilarious}
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- Dobrze, wiesz je艣li zadzwoni臋 to m贸wi臋, 偶e wchodzisz i musisz wej艣膰.
- Tak, rozumiem to.{okay you know if you call to say you're gonna come in you have to come in yeah understand here}
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I dzielisz si臋 po艂ow膮 swoich pieni臋dzy za striptiz.{and you split half of your lap dance money with the house}
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- Dobrze.
- Nigdy nie ta艅czy艂a艣?{okay so have ever done a lap dance}
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- Nie, nigdy.
- Widzia艂a艣 striptiz?{no never you seen a lap dance}
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- Tak.
- Wi臋c masz zasadniczo poj臋cie...{yes so you have generally}
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Dobrze, wi臋c poka偶 mi co uwa偶asz za taniec erotyczny,
poka偶 mi to co widzia艂a艣.{okay there let me show me what you consider lap dance to show me what you've seen}
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- Co chcesz abym zrobi艂a?
- Zaprezentuj mi striptiz.{what's your me to do just show me a lap dance}
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- Lepiej?
- Jest post臋p.{better that's progress}
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- Wiesz, 偶e faceci nie mog膮 Ci臋 dotyka膰.
- Tak.{you know guys aren't allowed to touch you alright yeah}
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Ale ja jestem szefem.
Klienci nie powinni tego robi膰.
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Nigdy klienci nie powinni tak robi膰, dobrze.
Mog膮 za to wylecie膰.{ever guys aren't allowed to do this okay none of us this is you'll fired for this}
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Nigdy nie pozw贸l klientowi, aby umie艣ci艂 twoj膮 d艂o艅 tutaj.
No co, pokazuj臋 tylko to, aby艣 pozna艂a wszystkie zasady.{never let a guy take your hand and put it here i'm just showing making sure you know all the rules}
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Nigdy nie pozw贸l z艂apa膰 si臋 za biodra.
- Nigdy nie pozw贸l...{don't ever let a guy hold your hips and i've never let a guy}
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...aby jego d艂onie zaw臋drowa艂y pomi臋dzu twoje nogi.
Obr贸膰 si臋.{brings his hands your legs do means do you turn around face me}
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Krok nade mn膮.{step over me leg}
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Nigdy do tego nie dopu艣膰.
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- Rozumiesz te regu艂y?
- Tak.
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Zejd藕 ni偶ej.{won't you come down}
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Nigdy nie pozw贸l klientowi poprosi膰,
偶eby艣 pad艂a na kolana.{never let a guy ask you to get on your knees}
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Odegrajmy t臋 scen臋.{let's play out a scenario}
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Nie dla Ciebie.
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Bardzo dobrze.{very good}
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Wporz膮dku, popracujemy z Tob膮 nad tym.{that's okay we're gonna work with you on this}
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Po prostu r贸b wszystko co dla ciebie naturalne,
je艣li zrobisz co艣 藕le dam ci zna膰.{just do what's natural to you enough know just if you do anything wrong}
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O Carmen!
Bo偶e!{oh carmen good}
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- Pierdolisz mnie i nazywasz mnie Carmen?!
- Co?
-Nazwa艂e艣 mnie Carmen.{just fuck me call me carmen what just call me carmen}
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Nie.
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Nazwa艂e艣 mnie Carmen.{just fuck me call me carmen}
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Powiedzia艂em, 偶e musisz sprawdzi膰 m贸j nowy samoch贸d.{i said you have to check out my new car man}
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Daj spok贸j.{come on}
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- 呕artujesz sobie ze mnie.
- Nie, ani troch臋, m贸wi臋 kurewsko powa偶nie.{you kidding me no not all so fucking hilarious}
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Wi臋c, dlaczego nie przysz艂a艣?{so why haven't you been in}
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Nie s膮dz臋, 偶ebym chcia艂a to robi膰.{i don't think i'm into it}
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- Wi臋c co zamierzasz?
- W艂a艣ciwie rozmy艣la艂am o masowaniu.{what are you gonna do actually i was thinking about massages}
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- Tak, nie藕le.
- Dobrze kiedy艣 to robi艂am w domu.{yeah wow well i used to do that back at home}
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Naprawd臋 musz臋 zarobi膰 tutaj troch臋 kasy.{i really need to make some money down here}
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C贸偶, my艣l臋, 偶e mam kilku sta艂ych bywalc贸w w klubie,
kt贸rych mog臋 Ci poleci膰.{well i think i have some regulars at the club that i can refer to you of the clients}
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Tylko masa偶.{just massages}
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Wi臋c, jest to miejsce na Olympic?
My艣l臋, 偶e co艣 tam jutro zrobisz.{so there's this place on olympic i think i'll swings you there tomorrow}
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Tak, sir, pomi臋dzy 3 i 6 b臋dzie dobrze.{yes sir between 3 & 6 that'll be just fine}
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Czy chcesz abym zaplanowa艂a "szcz臋艣liwe zako艅czenie"?{would you like me to schedule happy ending with that}
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艢wietnie, dobrze.
Bye, bye.{great okay bye bye}
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Witam kongresmena, tutaj panna Lee.
Potwierdza pan swoj膮 wizyt臋 dzisaj po po艂udniu?{hello congressman this is miss lee i was just confirming for your appointment this afternoon}
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艢wietnie, do zobaczenia.{great see you then}
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Tak moja droga,
w czym mog臋 pom贸c.{yes dear can i help you}
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Tak, cze艣膰.
Jestem tutaj z og艂oszenia.{yeah hi i'm here for the announcement}
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Widz臋, jestem panna Lee.
Obr贸膰 si臋, niech Ci si臋 przyjrz臋.{i see i'm miss lee turn around i mean look at you}
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Bardzo dobrze.{very nice}
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Jakie masz do艣wiadczenie,
robi艂a艣 to ju偶 przedtem?{what's your experience have you done this before}
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Tak, 膰wiczy艂am na dru偶ynie pi艂karskiej w domu.{yeah i used to be the trainer for my soccer team back at home}
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- Gdzie ten dom?
- W Puerto Rico.{where's home in puerto rico}
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- Wspaniale, a co teraz robisz?
- Jestem studentk膮 na uniwersytecie.{great what do you do now i'm a student at a university}
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Nie藕le.{nice}
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Potrzebuj臋 kogo艣 szybko,
jak szybko mo偶esz zacz膮膰?{i need someone soon how soon can you start}
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C贸偶, mam teraz kilka godzin wolnych.{well i got a few hours right now}
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Wy艣mienicie.{excellent}
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To jest Melissa, tw贸j wsp贸艂pracownik, w pokoju s膮 r臋czniki,
je艣li mia艂aby艣 jakiekolwiek problemy, pokoje s膮 monitorowane.{this is melissa your coworker there's towels in the room and if you have any problems the rooms are monitored}
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Je艣li p贸jdziesz za ni膮, zabierze ci臋 prosto przez dzwi
i znajdziesz si臋 w swoim pokoju.{if you follow her she'll take you right through the door and you'll be in your room}
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Dobrze, dzi臋kuj臋.{okay thank you}
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Chod藕 moja droga,
wr贸cimy tutaj.{come on sweetie let's go back here}
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Dobrze, wi臋c co s膮dzisz, nada si臋?{okay so what you think this is okay}
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Nie jestem pewna.{i don't know}
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Wi臋c, jak wam...{so ho we do is}
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Zobaczmy.{see}
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Przymierz to.{try this}
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Chyba tw贸j rozmiar.{think your size}
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Wygl膮da dobrze.{look good}
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艢wietnie, do zobaczenia.{great i see you then}
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Panno Lee, to jest czerwone,
teraz zamkniesz dzia艂alno艣膰.{miss lee this isn't red you were now closed down}
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Koniec z masa偶ami od ciebie.{no more massages for you}
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Musimy przez to przechodzi膰 ka偶dego tygodnia oficerze Poncherello?{must we go through this every week officer poncherello}
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Nie odnosz膮 si臋 do mnie ju偶 oficerze,
awansowa艂em na detektywa.{do not refer to me as officer i have been promoted to detective}
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Zgadza si臋,
po zamkni臋ciu salonu masa偶u pana Wang'a.{yes after closing down mrs. wang's massage parlor}
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W zesz艂ym tygodniu.{last week}
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Wi臋c, jaka jest twoja fantazja dzisiaj?{so what is your fantasy today}
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- Wiesz co, pomy艣l臋 nad tym.
- Ty my艣lisz?{you know what i've been thinking you were thinking}
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Tak, my艣l臋.{yes i was thinking}
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Chc臋 by膰 Juliuszem Cezarem, kt贸ry ma romans.
Podoba mi si臋 to, brzmi dobrze.{i want to be julius caesar whom that romans shit i like it you know sounds good}
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C贸偶, Melissa jest na zapleczu,
je艣li chcesz mog臋 j膮 przys艂a膰 do ciebie.{well melissa's in the back if you'd like to get changed i can send her in for you}
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Melissa?
Pierdoli膰 j膮! To tak samo jak dwa miesi膮ce temu Melissa!{melissa fuck that that's like so two months ago melissa}
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A co z tob膮?{what about you}
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Oboje wiemy,
偶e si臋dz臋 tylko za biurkiem, oficerze.{we both know there i sit behind the deck officer}
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Mamy now膮 dziewczyn臋, Carmen,
ale ona jest zupe艂nie nowa.{we've got a new girl carmen but she's brand new}
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Nie wiem, czy spe艂ni艂aby twoje oczekiwania.{i don't know she would quite live up to your expectations shall we say}
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Wygl膮da na ca艂kiem 艂adn膮 i cholernie gorac膮.{she's looking pretty damn hot sitting over there}
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Tak, tak, tak ,tak.{yeah yeah yeah yeah}
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- W艂a艣nie j膮 chc臋.
- Tak.{that's what i want yes}
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Winogrona r贸wnie偶.{no want grapes to}
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- Tak!
- Carmen!{yes carmen}
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Nie przejmuj si臋 nim, to idiota.
S膮dzi, 偶e jestem chink膮.{don't worry about him just an idiot thinks i'm chinese}
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B臋dzie dobrze, je艣li mia艂aby艣 jakiekolwiek problemy
to zajm臋 si臋 nim.{it'll be fine if you have any problems i'll take him}
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Witaj, zatrzymaj si臋 tam.{well hello stop right there}
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Chc臋 aby艣 przyczo艂ga艂a si臋 do mnie.{i want you to cut all do me}
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Jestem Cezarem.
艢mia艂o, czo艂gaj si臋.{i'm ceasar go ahead crawl come on}
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Zacznij si臋 czo艂ga膰.{get down crawl}
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O to chodzi.{that's right}
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Trz臋艣 ty艂kiem, w prawo, w lewo.{shake your ass from side to side}
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Nie, no dalej.{come on}
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Dobra, chod藕 tutaj, przesta艅, musz臋 i艣膰 rozwi膮za膰 spraw臋 morderstwa, nie mam ca艂ego dnia.{just come on up here come on stop it come on i got to go solve a murder i don't have all day come on come on}
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W艂a艣nie tak, o to chodzi.{come on just like that yeah that's it}
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O tak.{oh yeah}
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Czujesz si臋 lepiej?{is this feel good}
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Tak, tak, ni偶ej.{yeah yeah lower}
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Czujesz si臋 lepiej?{does this feel good}
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Co?{what}
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Ni偶ej.{loarre}
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- Co艣 nie tak? Robi臋 ci masa偶.
- Pos艂uchaj.{what's wrong i'm giving you a massage look}
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Czy panna Lee nie wyja艣ni艂a Ci czym jest chi艅ski masa偶 full serwis? {didn't miss lee explain to you what a chinese full service massage is}
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- Co ty robisz?
- Tak.{what are you doing yeah}
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To wszystko idzie 藕le.
Nie jest tak, jak powinno by膰.{this is all wrong this is not what it's supposed to be}
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O m贸j Bo偶e, no ju偶.
To jest to czego chc臋.{ohmy good come on this is what i want come on}
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Co ci臋 tak 艣mieszy?{what's so funny}
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Co w tym zabawnego?{what is so funny}
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Pierdolona suka!
Rozkurwi臋 to g贸wno!{oh fucking bitch i fucking shit}
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Zrobi臋 to.{that it}
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To by艂 najgorszy masa偶 jaki kiedykolwiek mia艂em.{that it a worst massage i've ever had}
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Jak mo偶ecie nazywa膰 to miejsce salonem masa偶u?{how can you call this place like a massage parlor}
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- W czym problem?
- Ona nie wie, co robi?{what's the problem she doesn't know what she's doing}
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Nie by艂o szcz臋艣liwego zako艅czenia.{there was no happy ending}
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By艂o pierdolone, 偶a艂osne zako艅czenie.{there was a fucking miserable ending}
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Ju偶 po tobie.{you're going down}
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Dzwoni臋 po gliny.{i mean call a cops}
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- Jezu kochana, co si臋 sta艂o?
- Chcia艂 masa偶u.{jezus honey what happened he wanted a massage}
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- Co si臋 wtedy sta艂o?
- Da艂am mu go.{then what happened i gave him one}
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- Pieprzy艂a艣 si臋 z nim?
- Co?{did you fuck him what}
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Czy pieprzy艂a艣 si臋 z nim?{did you fuck him}
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- Nie!
- Carmen, kiedy rozmawiali艣my o masa偶u...{no carmen when we say massage}
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...mia艂am na my艣li seks.{we actually mean sex}
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- Tak skarbie, to jest taki typ salonu masa偶u.
- Znasz to jebane miejsce.{yeah honey it's that kind of massage parlor you know fucking place}
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Bywasz tutaj przez ca艂y sw贸j cholerny wolny czas.
Po prostu przyjed藕 tutaj.{you're here all the goddamn time just get over here}
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Nie jeste艣 nawet chink膮,
a ona to kto?{you're not even chinese how are the she}
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Jeste艣 sko艅czona,
gliniarze zaraz tutaj b臋d膮.{you're going down the cops will be there soon}
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To koniec, jeste艣 sko艅czona.{it's all off you've done}
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Prosz臋, prosz臋 prosz臋.{well well well}
151
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,540
Sp贸jrz na siebie tam ma艂a,
wygl膮dasz ca艂kiem nie藕le.{look at you in there baby looking pretty good}
152
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:11,760
Mo偶esz przychodzi膰 i odwiedza膰 mnie w moim biurze,
kiedy tylko chcesz.{you can come up and see me in my office any time you want}
153
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,960
Widzia艂a艣 kiedy艣 kr贸la Oz na stole?{you know did you ever see oz on the table}
154
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,440
Uspok贸j si臋?{come down}
155
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:24,100
Siadaj i si臋 zamknij!{sit down and shut up}
156
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:26,540
Uspok贸j si臋 ty 艂ysolu!{come down you skin head}
157
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:30,660
Oficerze, oficerze!
Prosz臋 uspokoi膰 tego wi臋藕nia.{officer officer}
158
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:36,800
M贸wi艂em ci aby艣 siedzia艂.
159
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,500
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Idziemy st膮d.
161
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:54,620
- Nie mog臋 i艣膰 do wi臋zienia. Jestem na to za m艂oda.
Ju偶 wobra偶am sobie co by tutaj ze mn膮 zrobili.
- B臋dzie dobrze.{i can go to prison i suppose i can imagine wha t they told to a bit like me in here you be okay}
162
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,920
Takie rzeczy si臋 zdarzaj膮,
b臋dzie dobrze.{these things happen you'll be fine}
163
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,840
Uspokuj si臋.{relax}
164
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,500
Zaopiekuj臋 si臋 Tob膮.{i'll take care of you}
165
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,740
M贸wi艂am ci, 偶e wszystko b臋dzie dobrze.{i told you you be okay}
166
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:28,540
Mam tutaj znajomego,
kt贸ry nas zaraz st膮d wyci膮gnie.{i've got a friend of my son's way down here right now}
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00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:33,360
B臋dziemy mogli i艣膰 do domu
i wyspa膰 si臋 we w艂asnym 艂贸偶ku.{it's gonna bail us out can i go home and sleep in your own bed tonight}
168
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,360
Chcesz si臋 przespa膰 w moim?{so you wanna sleep in mine}
169
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:44,420
Widzimy si臋 jutro w pracy, dobrze.{see it work tomorrow okay}
170
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:07,300
Hej kochana, co ci si臋 do cholery sta艂o?{hey girl what the fuck happened to you}
171
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,320
- By艂am we wi臋zieniu.
- Wi臋zieniu?!{i was in jail in jail}
172
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,320
Co si臋 sta艂o?{what happened}
173
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,220
- Salon zosta艂 zdemaskowany?
- Tak.{the parlor get busted uh-huh}
174
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,960
Chcieli abym uprawia艂a seks w salonie.{they wanted me to have sex in the parlor}
175
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,900
Wi臋c, co teraz?{duh so what happens now}
176
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:28,020
Potrzebuj臋 prawnika,
pieni臋dzy na kaucj臋 za kt贸r膮 wyszli艣my.{i need a lawyer all the money we had once with bail}
177
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:36,720
C贸偶 tak jak ju偶 m贸wi艂am, mam kilku klient贸w z kt贸rymi mog臋 ci臋 um贸wi膰,
jeden z nich jest prawnikiem, a i on robi to za friko.{well like i said i have some customers that i can still refer to you guys and one of my professor is a lawyer as well and he does pro bono}
178
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:44,980
- Za friko?
- Tak, jest jednym z tych hipisowskich ludzi z lat 60 i uwielbia takie sprawy charytatywne, zadzwonie do niego.{pro bono yeah he's one of these hippie sixties guys and he loves these big charity cases so give him a call}
179
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:48,400
- Tak czy siak, musz臋 si臋 troch臋 przespa膰.{anyway i need to get some sleep}
180
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:53,480
Nadal musz臋 i艣膰 do salonu
i musimy zorientowa膰 si臋 co dalej robimy.{i still need to go to the part i figured out what we're gonna do}
181
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:40,680
Carmen nawet si臋 z nim nie pieprzy艂a.
M贸wi艂a, 偶e policjant by艂 jakim艣 tam detektywem.
By艂 podjarany tym, 偶e b臋dzie mu ssa艂a fiuta za darmo.{carmen wasn't even fucking him she said that the cop was some detective that got his jollies off by getting his dick sucked for free}
182
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,560
- Co oznacza...
- Potrzebuj臋 dowod贸w, z艂otko.{i mean she didn't even i get the pictures sweetheart}
183
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,760
艁a艂, co za syf.{wow what a boomer}
184
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:51,880
Czy m臋偶czyzna to nie po prostu 艣winia,
dla ci臋偶ko pracuj膮c膮cej kobiety?{i mean man isn't that just like the pigs to hold a hard working woman down}
185
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:58,960
Jest to bardzo niefajnie, poniewa偶 jedynym sposobem, w jaki kobieta zarabia tyle pieni臋dzy, co m臋偶czyzna, jest to seks.{i mean that's just so uncool because the only way a woman is gonna make as much as a man is has a sex worker}
186
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:03,440
Po prostu nie chc臋, aby posz艂a do wi臋zienia.
Jedyny pow贸d dla, kt贸rego przyj臋艂a t臋 prac臋 to taki, 偶e potrzebowa艂a got贸wki.{i just don't want to see her go to jail i mean the only reason why she took the job was because she needed the cash}
187
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,360
Wygl膮da na to, 偶e twoja przyjaci贸艂ka jest w k艂opotliwej sytuacji.{sounds like your friends in a little predicament in here}
188
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:12,300
Wiesz, mam koleg臋 ze studi贸w z Berkeley,
jest s膮dzi膮 w tym rejonie.{you know i have a colleague ex parte bromine from berkeley he's a judge in that district}
189
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:16,280
- Mo偶e m贸g艂 by pom贸c twojej przyjaci贸艂ce.
- Tak, by艂o by 艣wietnie.{maybe you can up befriend out yeah that'd be great}
190
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:21,920
- Wiesz co, chcia艂bym nauczy膰 ci臋 nowego prawnego poj臋cia.
- Co to takiego?{you know i'd like to teach you a new legal term what's that}
191
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,120
- Co艣 za co艣, wiesz co to znaczy?
- Nie.{quid pro quo you know what that means no}
192
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:30,980
- Oznacza to, ja za艂atwiam to, a ty dajesz co艣 mi w zamian.
- Dobra.{it means this for that i roll your joint you roll mine so to speak okay}
193
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I musz臋 by膰 tutaj szczery,
masz niesamowit膮 reputacj臋 w艣r贸d reszty wydzia艂u.{and i have to be honest you have one hell of an amazing reputation among the rest of the faculty}
194
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,120
Zapracowa艂am na ni膮.{and that I've earned}
195
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Taaa.
196
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,380
Notuj.{right this down}
197
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,040
Dobra.
198
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555...
199
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:39,520
...383
200
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- To m贸j kolega, mam nadziej臋, 偶e pomo偶e twojej przyjaci贸艂ce.
- Dzi臋ki.{it's my buddy i'm sure hope be right now thanks}
201
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:58,080
Przepraszam.{excuse me}
202
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,660
- Przepraszam, to ty jeste艣 Carmen?
- Tak.{excuse me are you carmen yes}
203
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:07,420
Carmen, jestem znajomym wyk艂adowcy Diane.{carmen i'm a friend of diane's professor}
204
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:10,140
Powiedzia艂 mi co si臋 dzieje.{he told me what's been going on}
205
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:14,660
- Naprawd臋 mi przykro, 偶e policja jest tak wiktoria艅ska.
- Tak, musz臋 si臋 z tym zgodzi膰.{and i'm really sorry that the police here are so victorian yes i have agree}
206
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:18,640
- W艂a艣ciwie przyszed艂em tutaj...
- ...z twoimi plecami?{actually i'm here for your back}
207
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:23,160
Tak, moje plecy,
jeste艣 masa偶ystk膮, zgadza si臋?{yes my back you give massages right}
208
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:29,920
Tak, jestem. Je艣li chcesz masa偶u to udaj si臋 do ty艂u
i poczekaj na mnie, zaraz tam przyjd臋.
- Dobrze.{yes i do actually if you want to go the back and wait for me i'll be right there okay thanks}
209
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:38,780
My艣l臋, 偶e wszystko b臋dzie dobrze.{i think everything is gonna be okay}
210
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:08,420
Wiesz, to troch臋 zabawne,
ale moje plecy czuj膮 si臋 troch臋 lepiej.{you know it's kind of funny my back's feeling a little bit better}
211
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:11,300
Przyj臋艂am to.{i'm rogger that}
212
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:18,320
- Wi臋c, co o mnie wiesz?
- Zupe艂nie nic, Diane m贸wi艂a, 偶e porozmawia o tobie z profesorem.{so what do you know about me nothing really diane just want to she was gonna talk about professor}
213
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:24,820
Ona b臋dzie ksi臋gow膮 u mnie.
Jestem s臋dzi膮.{she's gonna be clerking for me i'm a judge}
214
01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:30,060
I zwr贸c臋 szczeg贸ln膮 uwag臋 na t臋 spraw臋,
kt贸ra trafi do mojej sali s膮dowej.{and i'm gonna pay particular attention at this case land in my courtroom}
215
01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:33,740
Szkoda by by艂o patrze膰 jak zamykaj膮 to miejsce.{it would be a shame to see this place closed down}
216
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,840
W pe艂ni si臋 z tym zgadzam.{i totally agree}
217
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,420
Mo偶e si臋 obr贸cisz.{what are layer}
218
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:24,380
- Wi臋c jak nazywa艂 si臋 ten oficer?
- By艂 to detektyw Puncherello.
219
01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:27,980
Puncherello, zajm臋 si臋 nim.
220
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:45,600
Lepiej mnie st膮d wyci膮gnij.
Te jebane suki musz膮 i艣膰 na dno.{you better get me out of this fucking bitches are gonna go down}
221
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:49,580
Pierdol si臋!
Zapewne pierdoli艂e艣 si臋 z ich adwokatk膮.{fuck you man you're probably fuck it that attorney over there}
222
01:27:49,580 --> 01:27:53,480
- Jeste艣cie sko艅czone, jebane suki.
- Nie martw si臋.{there they are going down fucking whores, don't worry we got it}
223
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:57,060
Oby, bo zamierzam wygra膰.{you better because we're gonna win}
224
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:11,600
Wszyscy wsta膰, idzie s膮dzia Bob.{all rise for the honorable judge bob}
225
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:39,200
Odrzucam t臋 spraw臋, poniewa偶 dowody zosta艂y zgromadzone bez prawdopodobnej przyczyny...{i'm dismissing this case because the evidence was gathered without probable cause}
226
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:42,700
...i s膮 nie jasne.
- Co takiego?{and is tainted what}
227
01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:45,860
O i detektywie Poncherello...{oh and detective poncherello}
228
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:54,780
...w 艣wietle twoich w膮tpliwych technik 艣ledzczych,
zasugerowa艂em twoim prze艂o偶onym, 偶e twoje umiej臋tno艣ci mog膮 by膰 dla ciebie lepsze...{light of your questionable investigative techniques i've suggested to your superiors that your skills may be better put to you say}
229
01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:56,780
...jako instruktora jazdy.{as a driving instructor}
230
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:01,860
Nie mo偶esz mi tego zrobi膰!
Jestem wa偶nym cz艂owiekiem, ty skurwysynu!{you can't do that to me i'm an important man you motherfucker}
231
01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:05,860
Stra偶nik, natychmiast umie艣膰 tego cz艂owieka w areszcie za obraz臋 s膮du.{bailiff place this man under custody immediately for contempt of court}
232
01:29:05,860 --> 01:29:12,160
Nie mo偶esz, jestem policjantem, nie mo偶esz wsadzi膰 policjanta do wi臋zienia!
Czy wiesz co robi膮 policjantom we wi臋zieniu, nie ogl膮da艂e艣 nigdy film贸w.{content i'm a cop you can't are the cop to jail do you know what they do to cops in jail haven't you ever watched oz}
233
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:16,160
Zostan臋 kogo艣 dziwk膮!{i'm gonna become someone's bitch}
234
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,160
Pierdolcie si臋!{fuck you}
235
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:24,080
Sprawa zamkni臋ta!
236
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:38,460
Diane uzyska艂a stanowisko urz臋dnika,
o kt贸re si臋 tak stara艂a.{diane got the clerking position she applied for}
237
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,500
Widzisz, potrzebuj臋 dobrego urz臋dnika.{you see i need you'd make a good clerk}
238
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:53,300
Detektyw Poncherello
nauczy艂 si臋 kobiecej nieprzyjemno艣ci.{detective poncherello has learned the displeasures of womanhood}
239
01:30:00,660 --> 01:30:04,300
Czy m贸g艂by艣 tym razem nawil偶y膰, prosz臋?{can you some lube this time please}
240
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,920
W艂a艣ciciel klubu nadal nie mo偶e znale藕膰 mi艂o艣ci po nocy z Carmen.{the club owner still can't find love after carmen}
241
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:18,000
Powiedzia艂em "m贸j nowy samoch贸d"!!!{i said my new car man}
242
01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:20,800
M贸j samoch贸d!{my car man}
243
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:27,680
Hej, czy mo偶emy zada膰 kilka pyta艅 przed kamer膮?
R臋ka z kamery.
244
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:31,440
Tak, ca艂kowicie sprawiedliwy.
Od pocz膮tku by艂em za nimi.{yeah totally fair i'm going in right after him}
245
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:32,760
Mam nadziej臋, 偶e nadal b臋d膮 pracowa膰.{so i hope we're selling}
246
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:36,200
Tak, mam nadziej臋, 偶e to rzuci 艣wiat艂o na takie 艣winie,
kt贸re chc膮 kogo艣 wkopa膰.{yeah o hope they throw the switch on that pig dunams roast them}
247
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,340
Musz臋 by膰 zgwa艂cona przez jakiego艣 skaza艅ca.{i have to get butt raped by a large inmate}
248
01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:42,840
{the joke in my country with an advocate ever ever}
249
01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:44,840
Co s膮dzisz o werdykcie s臋dziego?{what do you think the judges verdict}
250
01:30:45,020 --> 01:30:53,900
{i think that they should make him be the little bitch that's to keister everything like the blades and stuff women sneak them in}
251
01:30:54,800 --> 01:31:00,460
My艣l臋, 偶e zanim trafi do wi臋zienia,
powinni pozwoli膰 mi si臋 najpierw nim zaj膮膰.{i think before you're taken to jail you should let me handle him first}
252
01:31:01,140 --> 01:31:07,820
Wiesz, mam koleg臋...{you know i have a colleague}
253
01:31:09,180 --> 01:31:15,200
Wiesz, mam koleg臋...
Przepraszam, 偶e ci膮gle psuj臋 scen臋...{you know i have an ex colleague i'm sorry i keep screwing up on my time}
254
01:31:27,480 --> 01:31:30,360
Wiem, nie mog臋 otworzy膰!{i know i don't open}
255
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,580
- Kurwa, czekaj.
- O tak.{fuck wait wait oh yeah}
256
01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:37,260
Dobrze, posz艂o.{okay there you go}
257
01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:44,440
Mam troch臋...{i have some quiet}
258
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:53,020
Dobrze, prosz臋...{all right that's me}
259
01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:59,900
Odrzucam t臋 spraw臋, poniewa偶 dowody...{i'm dismissing this case because the evidence}
260
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:04,320
Kurwa!
Nie! Nie!{fuck no no}
261
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:08,440
Odrzucam t臋 spraw臋, poniewa偶 dowody...{i'm dismising this case because the evidence}
262
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:12,360
- Jestem wa偶nym cz艂owiekiem, ty skurwysynu!
- Detektywie...{i'm important man you motherfucker detective}
263
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:16,040
Wybaczcie.{sorry}
264
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,580
Przesta艅.{stop}
265
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:41,380
...w 艣wietle twoich w膮tpliwych technik 艣ledzczych,
zasugerowa艂em twoim prze艂o偶onym mecz pi艂ki no偶nej,
mam bilety, co na to powiesz?{in light of your questionable methods and investigations that you've been involved go ahead and suggested we do ball game tomorrow and i have got some great tickets what do you say}
266
01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:47,440
Pierdol si臋!
Nie mo偶esz mi tego zrobi膰, jestem wa偶nym cz艂owiekiem,
ty skurwysynu!{fuck you man you can't do that for me i'm gonna important man you motherfucker look i'm sorry}
267
01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:55,080
Nazwa艂 mnie skurwysynem.{called me a motherfucker threw me}
268
01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:58,200
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