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Previously on Blunt Talk...
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The play we'll be reading today
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is Chekhov's classic The Three Sisters.
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Why are you called the Oscar Wildes?
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Because we're the unfairly imprisoned.
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You know what else I like is that Shelly Tinkle.
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Put her on-air again. She's playful, sexy,
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electric.
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I feel like my heart can hold both of you.
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I work for a private dick named Arbogast.
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He tells me where to go and what to do, but not what for.
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Mr. Arbogast? Oh, shit.
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Looks like his head's been bashed in.
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Oh, something like this could have done it.
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No, Harry, put that down!
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Pull yourself together. You're not Lady Macbeth.
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The police will sort this out.
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Oh, my God, sir. The logbook.
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He died clutching the logbook. They'll think I killed him.
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Cuff both of them. No, that won't be necessary.
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Ah! Hey, easy with the old man.
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Don't put your hands on me.
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Rafe!
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So you're very devoted to Mr. Blunt, aren't you?
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Yeah, you could say that I'm devoted to the major.
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And if anyone threatened the major,
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that would upset you and you would be angry with that person, correct?
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Naturally.
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And this, uh... this logbook,
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uh, can you explain what it is?
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It's my life's work.
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So it's very precious to you?
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Yes.
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I think of it as the human genome of literature.
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What do you mean? Well, you see,
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by trying to understand one man,
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Walter Blunt,
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like looking at one strand of DNA,
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my mission has been to comprehend all of humanity.
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Its delights and its demons.
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Its triumphs and its tragedies.
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And you ask me if it's precious?
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Can I have another milk shake?
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Walter, what's going on?
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Rosalie, I'm at LA Central.
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This is my one phone call. What happened?
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Harry and Rafe and I have been arrested
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for the murder of Arbogast.
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Oh, my God! Did you do it?
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No, of course not.
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But I can't reach my lawyer. He's not answering his phone.
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That's because he's in Romania on vacation.
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I'll call UBS legal, get someone down there right away.
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Mr. Blunt, terminate the call. You're up.
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Shit, uh, Rosalie, I have to go.
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All right, Walter. I... I love you.
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I love you, Rosalie.
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Mr. Blunt. Yes, okay.
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What's going on?
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Walter, Harry, and Rafe have been arrested
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for the murder of that private dick Arbogast.
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Oh, my God, am I dreaming?
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What's a private dick?
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So explain to us again
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the nature of your relationship with Harry Chandler.
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It doesn't seem normal.
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He's my man, my valet.
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My manservant and my friend.
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So he's kind of like a butler?
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No, it's more personal than that.
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A butler usually heads up a household.
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You said he was your man. Does that mean lover?
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Would you lie to us to protect him?
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He's not my lover!
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All right, let me try and explain.
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Harry and I served in the Falklands together.
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What's so funny? I don't know.
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Whenever I hear the word Falklands, I laugh.
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Where's my lawyer? He's on his way.
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You don't have to talk to us, you know. I know that.
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I also know that I have nothing to hide.
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I want to be cooperative. Rudolph Global...
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Okay, before we get back into your conspiracy theories,
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I have another question to ask.
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What is the logbook?
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Your man seems to be very protective of it.
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Yeah, he said, um, "It's my Swann's Way and I'm Proust."
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Would he kill for it?
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Harry compared himself to Proust?
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I thought it was a reach myself.
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Well, Harry can be...
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irrational when it comes to the logbook,
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but he would never, ever commit...
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Irrational? As in crazy?
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I'll wait for my lawyer.
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Walter, I made it.
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We did everything we could
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to have them released this weekend,
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but now they've all been transferred
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to the county jail in Chinatown.
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"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."
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This is not the time to be quoting movies, Jim.
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Rosemary's Baby.
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Chinatown.
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Do they know about Walter's bathroom issues?
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They do. The one VIP privilege we were able to swing
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is that Walter and Harry can share a cell.
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Well, that's not too bad. Walter won't mind going in front of Harry.
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The arraignment was set for today at 5:00,
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but the judge is a nasty old tumor
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and he's delayed it a week.
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Oh, God. Walter must be crushed.
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Well, he doesn't know yet. I have to go tell him.
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God, well, what are we gonna do, Rosalie?
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Are we off the air? No.
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I spoke to Bob half an hour ago.
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He's in New York with Bronson.
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They want Blunt Talk to keep going.
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Bob wants... Me to take over.
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Okay, I'm ready. I just... I just need to shave.
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I love it when you shave. Your beautiful mole comes out of hiding.
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You like my mole? Mmm.
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Gardner doesn't want Jim. He wants Shelly to fill in for Walter.
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Shelly? Wait, Shelly Tinkle?
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That Shelly Tinkle?
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Yes, Martin, this Shelly Tinkle.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes.
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Mr. Blunt, I was wondering if you would please,
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uh, lower your boxer briefs.
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We have to do a cavity check.
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Is this really necessary, Officer?
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I am being released this afternoon.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Blunt, but I'm going to need you to cooperate.
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But surely there are exceptions.
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I was held all weekend in the precinct.
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I have no contraband, no weapons.
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Why does everybody fight me?
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You know, just... just once, I-I would love it
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if there was no resistance.
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Will you please try and see it from my perspective?
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No! You see this from my perspective!
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If I could be a social worker or play the piano professionally,
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I would jump at the chance.
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But unfortunately, that is not where life brought me.
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So please turn around, drop your goddamn shorts.
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- Okay, not bad. - You must work out.
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Jacks.
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One small bag of marbles.
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Three metal army figures.
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Oh, I like these.
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One pink gumball. One red gumball.
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One common fishing lure.
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Three Magnum condoms.
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I used to be in a relationship.
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Tweezers.
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Travel sewing kit.
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Baby doll head.
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Pirate's eye patch.
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Tube of denture glue.
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Oh, that's for the major.
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Rabbit's foot.
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Bronzed baby shoe.
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Bag of tomato seeds. Yeah.
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Water-based lube.
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Same relationship.
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Desiccated frog.
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It's a desiccated toad.
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Desiccated toad.
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Rosary beads.
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Hershey bar.
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Thimble.
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Hand buzzer.
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Alcohol flask.
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Anything else?
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Oh, let me check my left pocket.
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- Fresh meat! - We got fresh meat!
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"In the middle of the journey of our life,
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I found myself in a dark wood where the straight way was lost."
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Robert Frost? No, sir. Dante, the Inferno.
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Dante? Please, Harry, try not to despair. Oh, yeah.
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We're going to be all right. Though I do wonder where Rafe is.
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Fresh meat! We got fresh meat!
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Why are they carrying on like this, Harry?
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It's too early for lunch.
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I believe in this instance, sir,
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the fresh meat they're referring to is us.
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Oh!
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When we get out of here, Harry, and I finish my work on the drought,
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I want to do a story on prison reform.
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- Hey, Red. - I like redheads.
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"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
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We'll start with the news of the day,
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but then at the end of the broadcast,
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I'll talk about how much Walter has meant to me
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as a boss, surrogate father,
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mentor, British person.
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He's not dead, Shelly. God.
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Hey, Jim, I was in the middle of a thought.
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Please try not to interrupt me ever again.
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For the B block, we can go with my piece on the rise of Ivy-educated single mothers
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because they can't find decent men.
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Uh, but what do we have for the C block?
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Or as I like to call it, the C-section.
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Well, I was thinking we could go with Walter's drought diet piece.
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Yes, great idea, Jim.
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Have you stand next to the screen
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and point at a hamburger and then tell the audience
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that one hamburger equals 660 gallons of water.
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I love that. No.
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No more drought stories.
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The drought killed Walter's career.
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I'm not gonna let it take me down.
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Shelly, Walter's career is not destroyed.
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Fine, whatever. But it doesn't matter
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because Gardner emailed me and he said he doesn't want any more drought coverage.
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And Bronson feels the same way.
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Bronson? Wow.
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And this is my big debut.
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To kick off, we need Shelly Tinkle stories.
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Stories that snap. Stories that crackle. Stories that pop.
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This is a newscast, not a breakfast cereal.
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Martin, you're fired.
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Wha... uh, can she do that? Of course not.
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Celia, I love you, but don't challenge me in front of the group.
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Don't tell Celia not to challenge you in front of the group in front of the group.
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Don't tell me what I can do in front of the group in front of the group in front of the group.
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Am I fired or not?
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Not. Not.
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I'm so frustrated, Harry.
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Try using your Kegel muscle, sir.
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No, it's not that.
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I'm anxious to get out of here.
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I need to resume my coverage of the drought.
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Oh, can you just let go of the drought for one moment, sir?
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No, I can't, Harry.
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The Rudolphs have got away with murder
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and I have to stop them.
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Blunt, Chandler, lunch.
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It's only 10:30 in the morning.
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We do things early around here. Think of it as brunch.
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Hold on, Harry. I flushed prematurely.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I don't like any of this.
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None of it snaps. None of it crackles. None of it pops.
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Jesus, Shelly, what are you gonna do on-air tonight?
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Read from your diary? Jim, you're fired!
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How about this? There's a study that fatalities
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brought on by driving while texting
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have surpassed drunk driving deaths.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, Tinkle likes this. It's gruesome.
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Tell me more.
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Well, recently two people in Ohio were texting
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and they had a head-on collision and died.
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What makes it even more horrible and strange is they were texting each other.
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Oh, see, you two?
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This is what I'm looking for.
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And you, great work.
260
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We should, um, get a drink in my office after the broadcast.
261
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,045
All right, I'm off to wardrobe.
262
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,256
Gardner wants me to wear something Fox Newsy.
263
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,883
You know, nipply.
264
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,677
Yay!
265
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,433
Oh, there's Rafe. Thank God.
266
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,185
Rafe, how are you, son?
267
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,104
Well, let's put it this way,
268
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,023
it's a good thing they took my shoelaces.
269
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,858
It's going to be all right.
270
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:58,320
UBS legal will get us all out of here, I promise.
271
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,198
Yeah, but there's a warrant for me for that damn bar fight in Reno.
272
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,950
I never thought it would catch up with me.
273
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,369
I'm looking at at least 18 months.
274
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,995
I can fix it, I swear.
275
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My arraignment is this afternoon.
276
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Walter, I heard about your troubles.
277
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,920
Oh, Jesus. Isn't it strange that we should both end up here?
278
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,964
Yes, it is strange, Mr. Adler.
279
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,007
Who can understand life? Or destiny?
280
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,093
No one, I guess. Can I sit with you?
281
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:27,558
This is Harry. Right, uh, we met when I took Walter hostage.
282
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,935
Still waiting on the grand jury if you can believe it.
283
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,603
And this is my son Rafe.
284
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,564
Hey. Nice grip.
285
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,900
So what happened? You crossed Rudolph Global and they framed you?
286
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,904
Exactly. I always knew those bastards were against recycled water,
287
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,948
and the vote for Proposition 68's in a few days.
288
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,994
Duncan, hey, you have any condoms? I'll trade you cigarettes.
289
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,912
No, I'm sorry, I don't, Curly.
290
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,914
Damn. What about you boys?
291
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,207
No. No.
292
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,418
Do most prisoners practice safe sex?
293
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,086
I'd be reassured to think they do.
294
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,755
I know I do. I'm so paranoid about STDs,
295
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,591
I don't even like to come on myself.
296
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:06,263
So, you've acclimated very well, Mr. Adler.
297
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:10,017
Well, I'll tell you, Walter, this place is like one big happy orgy.
298
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,019
Do not believe what you hear on the outside.
299
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,937
Most of the sex in here is consensual.
300
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,772
Really? Oh, yeah.
301
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,358
What I've learned is there's a lot of bisexuality in the world,
302
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,570
but it's only in here that the guys feel safe enough to express it.
303
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,781
This could be useful for the major's story on prison reform.
304
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,950
Well, they have a saying in here...
305
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,661
a cell doesn't have to be a closet.
306
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,497
It's kind of beautiful.
307
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:34,791
Duncan, Angel can't make it to the reading today.
308
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,961
He got shivved. You're gonna have to find somebody else to play Nina.
309
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,381
Shivved? Damn it, he would have been so great in that part.
310
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,176
He's a member of the Oscar Wilde Players, my theater group.
311
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,678
You remember. Anyways, would you like to join?
312
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,639
We're doing The Seagull.
313
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,307
Except I don't have a Nina.
314
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,312
Um... I'll play Nina.
315
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,357
Well, I've always wanted to act.
316
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:01,860
But my old man pushed me into sports.
317
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,487
Blunt, you have a visitor.
318
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,072
Who is it? I don't know.
319
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,241
I'm not your fucking secretary. Let's move it.
320
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:11,161
Hey, Duncan, I'm really looking forward to the reading.
321
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,872
Thanks, Butch. Thanks.
322
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,833
He's one of our biggest fans.
323
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,501
He'll be there later.
324
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,170
Jim. Jim.
325
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,339
Jim, are you there?
326
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,009
Uh, yeah.
327
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,011
Celia, hi. Hi.
328
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,514
Can you believe what a jerk Shelly's being?
329
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,851
Yeah, I... I know. She's already cracking under the pressure.
330
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,396
Poor thing, but Tinkle the Terrible doesn't need to take it out on us.
331
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,275
Maybe I should, uh, tinkle on her bicycle like a dog.
332
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,319
I'm wearing the cowl. Oh.
333
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,408
It's... it's nice to hear your voice on our private line.
334
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,577
It's been almost two weeks.
335
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:55,080
Hey, Jim, can I come over? I miss your face.
336
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,458
Yeah, com... you can come over. Fuck!
337
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,047
Jim? Or should I not? Jim?
338
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,633
Celia, ye... uh, ye... ah, God damn it!
339
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,510
Celia, yes, come over.
340
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,513
Celia, come on over, yeah.
341
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,603
Rosalie. Walter, my poor darling.
342
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,230
Hey, hey, no affection.
343
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,236
What are you doing here? My arraignment is at 5:00.
344
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,198
It's been postponed. Oh, fucking hell!
345
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,158
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
346
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,535
For how long? At least a week.
347
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:36,288
The judge is making an example of you.
348
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,417
But the vote. I have to get back on-air, Rosalie.
349
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:44,087
I have to. Who's filling in for me tonight? Jim?
350
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,549
No. Shelly. That's who Bob wants.
351
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,177
Shelly? She's too junior.
352
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,137
Rosalie, you've got to do something.
353
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,556
You've got to get me out of here.
354
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,352
Do you give me permission to pursue the nuclear option?
355
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,937
What's the nuclear option?
356
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,897
If I told you, you'd say no.
357
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,273
Yes!
358
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,197
Ahem, today's reading
359
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,491
will be The Seagull by Anton Chekhov.
360
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,619
Joining us fresh out of solitary...
361
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,622
Mr. Tiny Luzinski playing Servant.
362
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,625
Tiny!
363
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,169
Tiny.
364
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,588
I just spoke with Rosalie. It's not looking good.
365
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,466
Not good at all. They postponed the arraignment.
366
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,135
- Thank you. Thanks. - Thanks, everyone.
367
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,221
It's really good to be out of the hole.
368
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,139
I appreciated all those cards.
369
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,684
And I'll be playing Trigorin.
370
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,146
Please, please. Ha, stop. Thank you.
371
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,399
And new to the Oscar Wilde Players,
372
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,986
replacing Angel, is a man who's in for accessory to murder
373
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,656
and assaulting a police officer, he's also wanted in Nevada,
374
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,242
please welcome Mr. Rafe Blunt to the family!
375
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,374
Your boy.
376
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,336
Shelly, I have the story ready on the virus
377
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,672
that's only affecting the Republican Party.
378
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,178
Shelly, what are you doing?
379
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,679
What? What are you doing?
380
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,183
I have the Republican virus story. What are you doing?
381
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,645
Martin...
382
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,356
I'm scared.
383
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,693
I'm scared I'm gonna fail.
384
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,236
I always fail.
385
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,197
Shelly, what... what are you talking about?
386
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,200
All my life, I rise to the top of whatever I do
387
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:40,913
and then I sabotage it because I don't think I really deserve success.
388
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,873
I deserve shit.
389
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,210
I deserve shit.
390
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,545
Shit.
391
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,380
Shit.
392
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,383
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
393
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,344
Oh, my God. Shelly! Shelly. Shelly, stop! ...shit, shit, shit, shit!
394
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:58,013
Stop, please. Martin, hold me. I'm scared.
395
00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,389
Okay.
396
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,725
Oh, I'm not ready to be an anchorwoman.
397
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,311
Or an anchorperson.
398
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,396
You've been a jerk, Shelly,
399
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,234
but I won't let you fail. I promise.
400
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,656
Master. Master Trigorin.
401
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:18,700
Your...
402
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,578
your...
403
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,331
your cane.
404
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,375
Thank you, Yakov.
405
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,252
How could I have forgotten?
406
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,422
Wait, Trigorin.
407
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:37,261
I have come to an irrevocable decision.
408
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,887
The die is cast.
409
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:42,391
I am going on the stage.
410
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,270
I'm deserting my father. I'm abandoning everything.
411
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:50,274
I am beginning life anew.
412
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:54,278
I am going as you are to Moscow.
413
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,737
We shall meet there.
414
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,742
Come, come.
415
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:03,954
Go to the Hotel Slavianski Bazar.
416
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,831
Let me know as soon as you get there.
417
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,377
I shall be at Grosholski House on Moltchanofka Street.
418
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,296
I must go now.
419
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:16,550
Just one more minute with you, please.
420
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,720
You are so beautiful.
421
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,765
What bliss to think that I shall see you again so soon.
422
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,394
I shall see those glorious eyes again.
423
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,148
That wonderful, ineffably tender smile.
424
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:35,736
Those gentle features with their expression of angelic purity.
425
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,841
Yeah!
426
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,809
Goose bumps. I've got goose bumps.
427
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,647
Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov!
428
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:15,984
Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov!
429
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:18,862
Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov!
430
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,448
Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov! Chekhov!
431
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,998
Jim, open up.
432
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,960
Martin wants me to apologize for being an asshole
433
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,045
and a jerk and a dick.
434
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,506
I think that's it. Don't forget douche.
435
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,550
Oh, yeah, you're right. Uh, also douche.
436
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,635
I've... I've been a douche.
437
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,557
Celia!
438
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:50,435
But we were supposed to get a drink after work so I could seduce you.
439
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,770
Sorry, too late.
440
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,105
I came in here to apologize
441
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,023
because I thought you guys were mad at me
442
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:57,234
and you're in here kissing like a bunch of schoolgirls.
443
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,403
Just 'cause we're kissing like schoolgirls
444
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:00,946
doesn't mean you can't apologize.
445
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:06,660
I'm sorry I've been crazy with power.
446
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,414
Now you two have three minutes to make out and then it's back to work.
447
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,457
Okay. Good. Bye. Okay. Bye.
448
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:14,877
Mmm.
449
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,514
This prison doesn't feel so different from the real world.
450
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,808
We all walk about on our little paths
451
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:33,854
thinking we're going somewhere, but actually going nowhere.
452
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,857
What the hell are you talking about, Harry?
453
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,484
Don't depress me even further.
454
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:44,448
But being here now, sir, I feel as if I've been in jail all my life.
455
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,201
My fears were the walls of that prison.
456
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:48,702
I can see that now.
457
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,537
I don't like this, Harry.
458
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:54,249
You and Rafe are taking to this prison life far too easily.
459
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,084
But not me.
460
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,795
I shall rail against my confinement.
461
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,672
Oh, I know, sir, but...
462
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,466
No, I want out, Harry.
463
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,635
I need to fight the Rudolphs.
464
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,180
You got another visitor, Mr. Blunt.
465
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,015
Another visitor?
466
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,810
Yeah. By the way, your son was a great Nina.
467
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:18,482
What a performance. It was honest and real
468
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:19,983
and sexy.
469
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,824
Ronnie!
470
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,118
Walter.
471
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,745
What the hell are you doing here?
472
00:23:31,829 --> 00:23:33,163
Rosalie... great gal, by the way...
473
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,624
told me to tell you that I am your nuclear option.
474
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,002
I don't understand.
475
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,337
I'm your new lawyer, Walter,
476
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,589
and I am here to set you and Harry free
477
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,508
from this birdcage.
478
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:46,343
What? How?
479
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,012
I told you I used to work for the DA
480
00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:51,014
and I got a lot of dirt on this judge,
481
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,517
so it was easy twisting his nipples to get you out on bail.
482
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:56,687
What about my son? First of all, you're welcome.
483
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,730
With Rafe, I hit a roadblock.
484
00:23:58,856 --> 00:24:01,692
I don't have pull in Reno, but I'm working on it.
485
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,111
So when can Harry and I get out of this place?
486
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,362
Now.
487
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,865
Get your things and meet me out front.
488
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,367
Could you take me to UBS?
489
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,828
I could still make the broadcast. Of course.
490
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,955
You're a client now. You've got privileges.
491
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,208
Ronnie, I have underestimated you.
492
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,252
Good, because you haven't seen my bill yet.
493
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:28,218
Rafe, I need to talk to you.
494
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:31,555
Yeah, okay. Duncan and I are just working on tomorrow's play.
495
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,891
Our Town. I'm playing Emily,
496
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:36,560
a young woman who dies in childbirth.
497
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:37,978
He's perfect for it.
498
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,938
Your son has a lot of talent, Walter.
499
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,566
Thank you. Rafe... You surprised me with that kiss today.
500
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:45,068
I wasn't expecting tongue. Good thing I brushed my teeth.
501
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:47,613
Rafe, please. I need a moment.
502
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,741
Yeah, what is it?
503
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:52,576
Harry and I are getting out of this place.
504
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,579
We got a new lawyer. Unfortunately...
505
00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,080
he couldn't get you released.
506
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:59,583
Oh... But he's on it.
507
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,586
Okay, Dad.
508
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,004
I'll be fine.
509
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,759
Duncan's here.
510
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,261
I love you, Rafe.
511
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,687
Shelly, are you ready?
512
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,439
I'm ready. I'm more than ready.
513
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,191
Good. You look wonderful.
514
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:27,236
Your nipples are fantastic. Oh, thanks, Rosalie.
515
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:29,988
You'll start with Hurricane Shiloh.
516
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:33,116
It just got upgraded to a level four. Got it.
517
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:36,119
Uh, I made a few edits to Martin's Republican virus story.
518
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,621
Excellent. You're amazing, Jim.
519
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:39,623
Here are the latest facts on texting deaths.
520
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,917
Thank you, Celia. You're as smart as you are beautiful.
521
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,877
Oh, my God, Shelly. Your nipples look great.
522
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,504
I know, Rosalie already told me.
523
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,631
That's because we have the same taste in nipples.
524
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:50,050
We sure do. Rosalie! Everyone!
525
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,510
Walter. We made it.
526
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,470
I don't need make-up. I just need to be wired.
527
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,348
Shelly, go to the desk. Everyone else, to your stations.
528
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,891
But Walter... Now!
529
00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,685
What's going on? I texted you.
530
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,270
I told you Ronnie got us released.
531
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:03,647
I know. I called Gardner immediately,
532
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:07,651
but until all the charges are dropped, you are suspended.
533
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:11,029
No! I need to broadcast. To hell with Gardner.
534
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:14,199
You can't do that, Walter. You'll destroy everything.
535
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,243
But... but, Rosalie, th... the Rudolphs...
536
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:19,246
Walter, please. You are suspended.
537
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,165
I don't care.
538
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,003
Major.
539
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:29,506
Major, you have to listen to Rosalie.
540
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,216
The time to fight will come.
541
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:36,847
Three, two, one.
542
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,683
Good evening and welcome to Blunt Talk.
543
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,018
Filling in for Walter Blunt,
544
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:44,021
this is Shelly Tinkle doing her thing.
545
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:46,732
Off the Gulf Coast of Florida, Hurricane Shiloh
546
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,027
is rapidly gaining strength and Floridians are once again
547
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,863
girding themselves for yet another superstorm
548
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:55,449
in these most catastrophic of times.
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