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SHERMAN: A find of this type
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is always thrilling
in this day and age.
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The time capsule was unearthed
by an excavation team
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just north of Albany.
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It seems it was a community
project of some kind.
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How far back does it date?
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Over 400 years. 2015, to be exact.
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The Delta Pavonis Museum
is itching for its arrival.
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Well, we'll get it all
there in one piece.
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What do you think?
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Uh, you lose the ears,
you look like a born Earther.
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BORTUS: What are these?
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SHERMAN: Cigarettes.
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People used to light the tips
on fire and inhale the smoke.
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Why?
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They contained a
substance called nicotine,
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which caused an addictive rush.
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That is, until they got cancer,
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which, at the time, was often fatal.
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The odor is very interesting.
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Dr. Sherman, what's this thing?
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A communication device.
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A cellular telephone.
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We think there still may be
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information stored in there,
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but the circuitry is so degraded,
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we haven't been able to reactivate it.
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Well, I got a top-notch
engineering team.
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We'd be happy to take a stab at it.
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I was hoping you would.
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♪ ♪
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YAPHIT: Maybe we can get
in through the back door.
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How about running a
decorrelation algorithm
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on the secondary memory cache?
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- I tried it. Nothing.
- Oh.
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Well, then,
I'm tapped out of ideas, man.
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God, it's so frustrating.
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There's a whole piece of the past
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all locked away in that
thing, and we can't get at it.
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Uh, well, wait a minute, hang on here.
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We've been coming at this from
a 25th century perspective.
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Maybe, if I can dumb down the
reconstruction pattern a bit.
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There.
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Okay, I'm launching an
old-school binary input filter.
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Now, if we can get a bias
current on the cathode tab...
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- [DINGS]
- There.
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We got power.
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- Oh, well, that's weird.
- What?
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I've accessed the data,
but the keypad's not responding.
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Just a crazy idea: try turning it off
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and turning it back on again.
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Boom. There it is.
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Look at that.
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They're messages.
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Correspondences between people.
They just go on and on.
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Yeah, got to be thousands of them.
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Casual chitchat four centuries old.
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Amazing.
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Wait. What's this up here?
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Oh, looks like some kind
of old-style media storage.
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Okay. Hey, what's up, future people?
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Hi. [CHUCKLES]
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I'm Laura Huggins.
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And, uh, if you're seeing this,
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you found my phone.
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So... I'm from Saratoga
Springs, New York,
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and some people in
my town had this idea
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to make a time capsule.
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And I thought this was a
really cool thing to do,
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and I was trying to think of what
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I could put in there that
would show the future
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something about who I am.
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And since I just got the new
iPhone, I thought,
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instead of sticking my old
one in a drawer somewhere,
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I'd put it in the capsule.
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So... here I am.
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Here you are.
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And since I'm probably
long dead by now,
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you can read all my texts and e-mails
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and look at all my pictures and decide
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whether you think I was...
I don't know...
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cool or a bitch or whatever.
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[CHUCKLES] Anyway, I hope you guys
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have, like,
flying cars or something by now,
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and if you do, I'm super jealous.
And...
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I'm really sorry I'm not
there to hang with you guys.
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Um... but... hey.
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Have fun getting to know who I was.
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Nice to meet you, Laura.
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♪ ♪
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SHERMAN: Commander,
this is extraordinary.
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You've uncovered a treasure trove.
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I upgraded the power storage capacity,
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so it should last you ten
years without a refill.
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It'll take at least that long
to analyze all this data.
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We are looking at an actual human life,
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nearly 400 years gone.
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GORDON: Looks like they weren't
all that different from us.
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Well, ancient media records tell us
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what the world wanted us to see,
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but finds like this can help
tell us who the people were.
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Look at all these messages.
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It's like reading a different language.
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Look at this.
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She's clearly asking her friend
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where to find the nearest
repair service for her device,
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but instead of writing "wireless
telecommunications facility,"
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she just wrote "WTF."
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Now, we can decode things like this
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by applying historical context.
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Amazing.
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SHERMAN: Kind of mesmerizing, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it seems like her
friends really depended on her.
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There are all these
messages where they're
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coming to her with their problems, and
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she's kind of like the glue
holding them all together.
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I bet she would've been
a cool person to know.
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Excuse me, Doctor.
Commander Grayson would like to review
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cargo transport procedure for docking.
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Of course. Lead the way.
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[DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT]
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What is it?
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It is called a cigarette.
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[SNIFFING]
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The aroma is most pleasing.
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Yes. Dr. Finn says
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it is the result of...
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What are you doing?
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I was curious to taste it.
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It is not food.
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Dr. Finn said the tip is to be
ignited and the smoke inhaled.
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The sensation is... wonderful.
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I have never experienced such a flavor.
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I feel as if I have been
standing my entire life,
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and I just sat down.
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The tingles. Do you feel them?
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I do.
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We must have more.
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500 cigarettes.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Please
select a program.
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Well, I actually want to create
a new program, if I could.
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Please enter specifications.
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Well, see, here's the thing.
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Um, the specifications are
kind of all inside this device.
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Is there a way to upload
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the content into the
simulator's processing systems?
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The photographs, videos,
messages, all of it?
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- Scanning.
- [BEEPING]
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The device is not recognized.
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It's a cellular telephone.
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[BEEPING]
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The device is recognized.
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- Scanning.
- [BEEPING]
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Upload complete.
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Please specify application parameters.
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No specific parameters.
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I just want to know who this woman was,
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what her life was like.
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Can you extrapolate
from all available data
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on the device and create a simulation?
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- Processing.
- [BEEPING]
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Simulation complete.
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Begin simulation.
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♪ I'm-a hold it up,
you're full of something ♪
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♪ But it ain't love, and what we
got, straight overdue ♪
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♪ Go find somebody new ♪
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♪ You can buy me diamond earrings ♪
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♪ And deny-ny-ny ♪
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♪ Ny-ny-ny, deny-ny ♪
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♪ But I smell her on your collar ♪
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♪ So good-bye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye ♪
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- ♪ I know you lie ♪
- ♪ Lie ♪
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♪ 'Cause your lips are moving... ♪
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- Ooh. Sorry, man.
- Huh?
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Hey. [CHUCKLES] Nice outfit.
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- ♪ I might be young ♪
- ♪ Young ♪
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- ♪ But I ain't stupid ♪
- ♪ Stupid ♪
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♪ Talking around in
circles with your tongue ♪
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- ♪ I gave you bass ♪
- ♪ Bass ♪
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- ♪ You gave me sweet talk ♪
- ♪ Sweet talk ♪
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♪ Saying how I'm your number one... ♪
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LAURA: Oh, crap.
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I'm all out of vodka. Chardonnay?
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- Uh, totally fine.
- It's all right?
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Yeah, yeah. It's better, actually.
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I hardly ever do the
hard stuff anymore,
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- unless I'm with Jen.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
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- She's such a good influence.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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TRISHA: Total role model.
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- LAURA: Cheers!
- [GLASS CLINKS]
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Laura?
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- ♪ If your lips are moving ♪
- Hey.
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♪ If your lips are moving ♪
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♪ If your lips are moving... ♪
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Wait. Are you Lorenzo's friend?
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I'm... Uh, yeah.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Wait. I-I'm so sorry. I suck at names.
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- Gordon.
- Gordon. Right.
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This is my friend Trisha.
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- Hey.
- Hey. [CHUCKLES]
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That's an interesting wardrobe choice.
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Oh, yeah. I... [CHUCKLES]
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Are those pajamas,
or are you a NASCAR driver?
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- Oh. Wait. Let me guess.
- [LAUGHS]
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Are you in a marching band?
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- I lost a bet with Lorenzo,
- Oh.
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so I had to come here in m-my pajamas.
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- That sounds like Lorenzo.
- [LAUGHS] Yep.
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- That's Lorenzo.
- I know.
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It's so Lorenzo, right?
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He... he's such a tool.
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- Oh, but he's the best, though.
- The best... tool.
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- LAURA: Oh.
- The best. Don't you forget it.
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Oh, it's too bad he couldn't make it.
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Tell him he owes me a round of drinks.
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Speaking of, can I get you something?
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Um... yeah. Just a beer is fine.
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♪ You're so two-faced,
two-faced, babe... ♪
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GORDON: Thanks.
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♪ You can buy me diamond
earrings and deny-ny-ny... ♪
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I-I like your place.
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It's so cute, right?
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I just moved in. Do you want the tour?
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
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It would've been too depressing
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to stay in my old place
after the breakup.
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I won't bore you with the
details, but it was messy.
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I'm sure Lorenzo told you.
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Sorry. That's got to be tough.
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Yeah. We were together nine years.
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Wow. I've never even
owned a shirt that long.
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Mm. We almost broke up a dozen
times, but this one stuck.
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Anyway, it's small,
and I'm not done decorating,
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but, yeah, it's-it's pretty homey.
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Uh, what do you do?
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I'm a sales manager at Macy's.
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- Oh, cool.
- [LAUGHING] Yeah, right.
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I want to slit my wrists
every time I say it.
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[CHUCKLES] So...
so you're not happy there?
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Do you know anyone who's
happy in a sales job?
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Well, um, what-what do you want to do?
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Uh, get ready for the big cliché.
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Um, my real passion is music.
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I know that I would starve
to death if I ever actually
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pursued it as a career, but
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- there you have it.
- You sing?
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Yeah. One of the millions.
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[CHUCKLING]: What do you do?
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Well, I'm-I'm...
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I'm a... I'm a pilot.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God, that's so cool.
255
00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:55,194
In the Air Force,
or commercial jets or what?
256
00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:57,394
Commercial jets.
257
00:11:57,531 --> 00:12:00,107
That's insane. I'm so scared of flying.
258
00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:01,522
I'm one of those white-knuckle types.
259
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,168
You would not want to sit next to me.
260
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,789
Actually, I think I would.
261
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,304
You know,
if it doesn't sound like torture,
262
00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:10,258
I am actually playing a gig at this
263
00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:13,546
pub over on Dunhill next
Tuesday, if you want to come.
264
00:12:13,606 --> 00:12:15,660
It-It's a total hole-in-the-wall, but,
265
00:12:15,697 --> 00:12:17,198
they pour the drinks strong, so...
266
00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:18,945
Hey, you-you had me at playing a gig,
267
00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:20,359
but strong drinks is a bonus.
268
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:21,679
That-that'd be awesome.
269
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:23,930
Yeah. Uh, Tuesday. Count me in.
270
00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:25,540
Okay, cool.
271
00:12:25,618 --> 00:12:27,300
♪ Uptown funk you up... ♪
272
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,137
It was just so vivid and real.
273
00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:32,139
I mean, I've been in
some intense simulations,
274
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,048
but this was different.
275
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,445
Nobody wrote this program.
276
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:38,166
There was no sense of structure.
It was all just created
277
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:41,462
from her own words and
pictures and thoughts.
278
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,635
No, it was her... her life.
279
00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:46,268
And I was there.
280
00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:48,080
Does Dr. Sherman know you did this?
281
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,257
No, no, but I put the phone
back with the other stuff.
282
00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:51,583
Nobody missed it.
283
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,217
Here's the thing.
284
00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:54,470
We look at these images
285
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,329
of people who lived
hundreds of years ago,
286
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,257
and they're so distant-looking
287
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,259
that it's easy to think
that they don't matter.
288
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,423
But then you stand in a room like that,
289
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,912
and you realize...
290
00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:05,964
this used to be their world.
291
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:09,986
And it was just as alive
to them as ours is to us.
292
00:13:10,672 --> 00:13:13,509
Hey, man, you didn't do,
like, drugs in there, right?
293
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:16,213
No, no, no, no. This is...
It's a totally natural high.
294
00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:18,927
I just felt like I saw the
universe in a new light,
295
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,111
and it was a rush.
296
00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:21,314
Okay, I hear you.
297
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:23,838
Just keep a sanity check on all this.
298
00:13:23,891 --> 00:13:25,891
All right? I know it seems real, but...
299
00:13:25,928 --> 00:13:27,185
it's not.
300
00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:29,103
It's a computer simulation.
301
00:13:29,169 --> 00:13:31,503
That girl's been dead for
three and a half centuries.
302
00:13:32,671 --> 00:13:34,043
I know.
303
00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:42,558
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
304
00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:02,473
God. They were on the verge
of a major climate disaster,
305
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,843
and there's a whole page
about teeth whitening.
306
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:06,979
It's a miracle the human race survived.
307
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,319
TALLA [OVER COMM]: Keyali to Grayson.
308
00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:11,623
- Go ahead.
- Can you please come to the bridge?
309
00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:14,333
There's, um... there's an issue.
310
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:16,589
On my way.
311
00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:19,505
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
312
00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:23,866
What's wrong?
313
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:25,951
What's that smell?
314
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:40,356
Ah. Commander.
315
00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:45,629
You know, Bortus,
316
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,387
your shift is over soon,
317
00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:49,348
so why don't you just knock off early.
318
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,147
Are you certain?
319
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:53,098
Yeah, go. It's all good.
320
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:55,040
Thank you, Commander.
321
00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:00,418
Ed and I will talk to him.
322
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,875
Resume simulation.
323
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,277
["THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY" PLAYING]
324
00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:30,271
♪ I've had time to write a book ♪
325
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:33,842
♪ About the way you act and look ♪
326
00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:38,422
♪ But I haven't got a paragraph ♪
327
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:43,524
♪ Words are always getting in my way ♪
328
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,974
♪ Anyway, I love you ♪
329
00:15:49,454 --> 00:15:53,307
♪ That's all I have to tell you ♪
330
00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:59,427
♪ That's all I've got to say ♪
331
00:16:02,946 --> 00:16:06,594
♪ And now I'd like to make a speech ♪
332
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:10,282
♪ About the love that touches me ♪
333
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:14,945
♪ But stumbling ♪
♪ I would make you laugh ♪
334
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,442
♪ Feel as though my ♪
♪ tongue were made of clay ♪
335
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:23,378
♪ Anyway, I love you ♪
336
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:28,884
♪ That's all I have to tell you ♪
337
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:35,589
♪ That's all I've got to say ♪
338
00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:40,979
♪ That's all I've got to say ♪
339
00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:46,559
♪ That's all I've got ♪
340
00:16:46,596 --> 00:16:52,075
♪ To say. ♪
341
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:10,848
Every time I'm up there,
I have this fantasy
342
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,934
about some big record exec
343
00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:15,972
watching me from the crowd
and signing me on the spot.
344
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,871
Then I get to call my boss and say,
345
00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:20,700
"Stick your designer
handbags up your butt.
346
00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:22,210
I quit."
347
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:24,241
- That's beautiful.
- [MUFFLED LAUGH]
348
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,692
I still can't believe how good you are.
349
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,231
Tell it to my landlord.
350
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:31,575
No, seriously, I-I think if
the right person heard you,
351
00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:33,324
you'd be a huge success.
352
00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:35,692
But I don't even have
to be a huge success.
353
00:17:35,729 --> 00:17:39,122
I just want to be rich
enough to be unhappy
354
00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:40,970
but not enough to be miserable.
355
00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:42,560
- Fair enough.
- [CHUCKLES]
356
00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:45,734
No, more important than that,
I just think it would be nice
357
00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:47,954
to be remembered for something.
358
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,688
You know?
359
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:52,583
I mean, we all live and
die on this planet, and...
360
00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:55,644
most of us are just forgotten.
361
00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:59,443
To me, there's nothing sadder
about the world than that.
362
00:17:59,848 --> 00:18:01,543
Well, a-as someone
363
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,161
who's been known to belt
out a tune now and then,
364
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,264
I think I know a thing
or two about music.
365
00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:07,629
You're the real deal.
366
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,896
- You sing?
- Yeah.
367
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,438
Took lessons when I was teenager
368
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,720
as soon as I figured out it
was a good way to get girls.
369
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:16,465
[LAUGHS] Well, maybe we'll have
to do a song together sometime.
370
00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:18,489
Just rattle my cage. I'll come out.
371
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,102
Okay.
372
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,438
- So, if I can ask...
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:18:23,475 --> 00:18:25,308
...what happened with
your last relationship?
374
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,520
Mm. It was a lot of things.
375
00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:30,825
And by the time I met him,
376
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,840
I'd been with enough losers
that I was pretty cynical.
377
00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:35,122
I mean, let's face it.
378
00:18:35,159 --> 00:18:36,975
In this town,
most guys aren't worth a second date.
379
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,078
But Greg was different.
380
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,965
Oh, that-that's my dad's name.
381
00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,529
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
382
00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:43,864
Is he a pilot, too?
383
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:45,454
No, no. Construction.
384
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,114
He builds space stations.
385
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:48,254
Huh?
386
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,959
Toy space stations f-for kids.
387
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,645
Little-little toy space stations
388
00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:54,755
with nougat in the center.
389
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:55,889
- That kind of thing.
- Mm.
390
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,465
So, you were saying about your Greg?
391
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:02,436
Well, uh, he was passionate
and intelligent and funny,
392
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,515
and I fell for him almost immediately.
393
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,872
But he was irresponsible.
394
00:19:08,004 --> 00:19:09,481
He never really had a steady job.
395
00:19:09,518 --> 00:19:11,264
He wasn't interested in being an adult.
396
00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:14,519
And as much as we loved each other,
397
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,993
[SIGHS] I think I just got
tired of paying for dinner.
398
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,167
♪ Smoke it all the way... ♪
399
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:21,919
You're a really good listener.
400
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,975
Ha! That's hilarious.
401
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,310
[CHUCKLES]: Why?
402
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,168
Well, where I come from, people think
403
00:19:27,205 --> 00:19:29,038
I'm the guy that never
knows when to shut up.
404
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:30,622
Oh, I don't see that at all.
405
00:19:30,659 --> 00:19:33,968
Well, I guess I'm just
different around you.
406
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,840
I've never met anybody like you.
407
00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,018
[LAUGHS]: Oh, you must
not meet many girls.
408
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,653
No, no, I meet a lot of girls.
409
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,075
[CHUCKLES]: Oh, really?
410
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,978
Oh, no, I-I didn't mean...
411
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,573
I don't... I don't do stuff
412
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,534
with a lot of girls. I... I just...
413
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,224
Where I'm from,
414
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:50,116
you're one of a kind.
415
00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:51,578
And where are you from?
416
00:19:51,911 --> 00:19:53,098
New Jersey.
417
00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:55,053
[LAUGHS] They don't have retail workers
418
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,676
with failing music
careers in New Jersey?
419
00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,162
Not in my neighborhood.
420
00:19:58,637 --> 00:20:00,059
[LAUGHS]
421
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,667
♪ I got out, I'm alive ♪
422
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,182
♪ And I'm here to stay ♪
423
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:08,578
♪ So, I hold two fingers... ♪
424
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,505
- What is it?
- It's my number.
425
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,375
I realized I never gave
it to you at the party.
426
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:16,177
- Oh, cool.
- I have a game night
427
00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:18,271
with some friends at
my place once a week.
428
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,181
We're having it tomorrow
night if you want to come.
429
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:22,451
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Yeah?
430
00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:24,893
And bring some of your friends.
431
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,520
The more the merrier.
432
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,379
S... My-my friends?
433
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,975
Yeah, and what's your number?
I'll put it in my phone.
434
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,411
Oh, you know,
I-I left my phone at home, but...
435
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:35,735
I'll call you as soon as I get back.
436
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,132
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please state request.
437
00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:48,059
Um, a-a phone.
438
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:50,103
Old Earth style.
439
00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:54,981
What? No, no, no. Later.
440
00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:58,318
Like, a cell phone.
Early 21st century design.
441
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:01,740
And establish a link up to
Simulator program Laura Alpha.
442
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:04,153
Please narrow parameters.
443
00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:06,709
Laura's phone.
444
00:21:06,997 --> 00:21:10,224
838-555-0146.
445
00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:42,113
♪ ♪
446
00:21:58,987 --> 00:22:01,337
The museum has requested
a Class 3 cargo transfer
447
00:22:01,374 --> 00:22:02,924
- for the capsule.
- That's fine.
448
00:22:02,996 --> 00:22:05,514
Also, they asked if we can
send down an engineering detail
449
00:22:05,527 --> 00:22:07,013
to help them out with the phone.
450
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,899
If you can spare the
personnel, then sure.
451
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,214
[DOOR CHIMES]
452
00:22:10,369 --> 00:22:11,675
Come in.
453
00:22:12,784 --> 00:22:13,992
Hey, guys.
454
00:22:14,057 --> 00:22:15,331
Hey. Gordon, what's up?
455
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,245
Well, actually,
I'm glad you're all here.
456
00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:20,759
Um... I don't know what you
guys are doing tomorrow night,
457
00:22:20,897 --> 00:22:23,596
but would you want to
go to a party with me?
458
00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,508
Sure. Whose party?
459
00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:27,492
It's Laura's.
460
00:22:27,636 --> 00:22:29,001
Laura from sickbay?
461
00:22:29,499 --> 00:22:30,921
No.
462
00:22:31,615 --> 00:22:32,923
Laura Huggins.
463
00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:35,684
Girl from the phone.
464
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,669
I don't understand.
465
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:40,341
I uploaded all of her personal data
466
00:22:40,378 --> 00:22:42,544
from the phone into the ship's computer
467
00:22:42,581 --> 00:22:45,332
and was able to create a simulation.
468
00:22:45,844 --> 00:22:47,286
Of?
469
00:22:47,323 --> 00:22:48,865
Of her.
470
00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:51,081
Of her life. Her world.
471
00:22:51,134 --> 00:22:52,259
I've been spending time with her,
472
00:22:52,296 --> 00:22:53,738
getting to know who she was.
473
00:22:53,863 --> 00:22:55,596
That kind of thing.
474
00:22:56,432 --> 00:22:57,717
Okay.
475
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,651
Look, I-I know it sounds
crazy, but she really is a...
476
00:23:00,909 --> 00:23:02,621
was a special person.
477
00:23:02,658 --> 00:23:04,565
I would love you guys to meet her.
478
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:08,082
Look, just come to Simulator
2 tomorrow at 1900 hours,
479
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,417
and you'll see.
480
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,180
Okay. We'll see you there.
481
00:23:11,217 --> 00:23:14,103
Awesome! You-You're gonna love her.
482
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,120
[DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT]
483
00:23:19,588 --> 00:23:21,233
Did you know about this?
484
00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:24,175
I heard about it,
but I haven't seen it yet.
485
00:23:24,495 --> 00:23:26,051
You think he's working too hard?
486
00:23:26,253 --> 00:23:27,886
Gordon? Never.
487
00:23:28,245 --> 00:23:30,178
Well, this ought to be interesting.
488
00:23:30,693 --> 00:23:33,426
Oh, there was something else
you wanted to talk to me about.
489
00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:34,833
Ah. Right.
490
00:23:35,094 --> 00:23:36,552
Take a walk with me?
491
00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:45,146
Oh, my God.
492
00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:47,924
Captain. What can I do for you?
493
00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:49,458
Guys, what the hell is this?
494
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:50,883
Our quarters.
495
00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:52,160
Where's Topa?
496
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,079
He has not yet returned from school.
497
00:23:54,145 --> 00:23:55,665
Okay, look,
I don't know what's going on here,
498
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,067
but we are all going
to sickbay right now.
499
00:23:58,261 --> 00:23:59,998
For what reason?
500
00:24:04,817 --> 00:24:07,708
Well, you boys continue
to be full of surprises.
501
00:24:07,745 --> 00:24:08,893
What is it?
502
00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:10,943
Apparently,
the Moclan biological system
503
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:14,089
is extremely susceptible
to nicotine addiction.
504
00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:15,832
Is there precedent for this?
505
00:24:15,869 --> 00:24:17,201
CLAIRE: Nobody on Earth has smoked
506
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,927
for hundreds of years,
let alone Moclus.
507
00:24:19,015 --> 00:24:20,880
This is new territory.
508
00:24:21,017 --> 00:24:22,850
Are we in any danger?
509
00:24:23,052 --> 00:24:24,708
What happens if you
don't have a cigarette
510
00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:26,537
for more than a half hour?
511
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:28,787
I do not know.
512
00:24:28,824 --> 00:24:30,299
- Oh, boy.
- KLYDEN: Yesterday,
513
00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:32,148
I was stuck in the lift for ten minutes
514
00:24:32,185 --> 00:24:33,785
due to a power fluctuation.
515
00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:35,546
I had no cigarettes with me.
516
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,182
I began to shake.
517
00:24:37,255 --> 00:24:39,294
It did not stop until I smoked.
518
00:24:39,349 --> 00:24:41,971
Well, my analysis indicates
that, if you keep it up,
519
00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:43,384
it's only gonna get worse,
520
00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:45,055
until, eventually, you'll reach a point
521
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,476
where you can't go ten
seconds without a puff.
522
00:24:47,676 --> 00:24:50,351
Can't you just give 'em
an injection of some kind,
523
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,563
- get 'em off the habit?
- Normally, yes,
524
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,458
but, at the moment,
there is no injection.
525
00:24:54,568 --> 00:24:57,334
These two are patient
one and patient zero.
526
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,902
I'll have to formulate one.
527
00:24:58,979 --> 00:25:00,829
How long will that take?
528
00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:03,351
Maybe hours, maybe days.
529
00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:06,458
In the meantime,
Topa can stay with Ty and Marcus.
530
00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:08,669
Very well, Doctor.
531
00:25:08,732 --> 00:25:10,322
You understand that
you two are gonna need
532
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,558
to support each other in this, okay?
533
00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:15,181
No smoking.
534
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,571
- A man... he's hungry.
- Uh, cornflakes! Cornflakes!
535
00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:23,468
Uh, he's pouring cereal!
536
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:24,959
- KARL: Cereal! A man who likes cereal!
- [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
537
00:25:24,995 --> 00:25:26,061
- Cornflakes! Cornflakes!
- A man and cereal!
538
00:25:26,097 --> 00:25:27,257
A man who likes cereal!
539
00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:28,411
MELISSA: Uh, uh, a man
540
00:25:28,448 --> 00:25:30,328
- who's full of cereal!
- Uh, uh, cere... It's cereal man!
541
00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:33,235
Don't just keep stopping at the
same thing! Draw something new!
542
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:35,388
Cere... It's cereal man!
It's cereal man.
543
00:25:35,497 --> 00:25:37,015
- Right?
- MELISSA: Uh, uh...
544
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:39,890
It's a cereal man! Hello?
Is it a... Is it cereal man?
545
00:25:39,927 --> 00:25:41,527
- It's a man who likes cereal. Cereal man.
- Karl,
546
00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:42,854
what the hell is a cereal man?
547
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,716
- I don't know. That.
- And time.
548
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:45,857
[GROANING]
549
00:25:45,903 --> 00:25:47,434
It was Julius Caesar!
550
00:25:47,490 --> 00:25:48,686
- What?
- What?
551
00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:50,640
Yeah, see,
this is the laurel around his head.
552
00:25:50,677 --> 00:25:52,364
LAURA: Gordon,
that just looks like hair.
553
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:53,557
What was the cereal?
554
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,701
It's a Caesar salad.
555
00:25:54,738 --> 00:25:57,072
- Yeah. See, no, you can't draw.
- Oh, come on!
556
00:25:57,113 --> 00:25:58,793
A salad doesn't have tiny
little flakes like that.
557
00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:00,906
- They're bigger.
- A Cobb salad does.
558
00:26:00,943 --> 00:26:03,719
What the hell does a Cobb salad
have to do with Julius Caesar?
559
00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,277
Anybody know what time it is?
560
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,795
Uh, I think it's got
to be about 2300 hours.
561
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,981
Oh, military time.
562
00:26:10,552 --> 00:26:12,443
Is that, like, a hipster thing?
563
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,074
No, Trisha, it's not.
564
00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:15,427
Listen, guys, this has been a blast,
565
00:26:15,464 --> 00:26:16,955
but I really do have to
get up early tomorrow,
566
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,211
- so...
- KELLY: Yeah. Me, too.
567
00:26:18,248 --> 00:26:19,724
This was so fun though.
568
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:20,881
Oh, thank you for coming.
569
00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:22,295
Laura, it was -very nice to meet you.
570
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,692
Oh, my God, it was so nice to meet you.
571
00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:25,479
TALLA: Your place is really cute.
Congrats.
572
00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,084
[JOHN SIGHS]
573
00:26:28,202 --> 00:26:29,373
I don't know about you guys,
574
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,318
but I need a shot of booze
and 20 hours of sleep.
575
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,163
We should talk about this tomorrow.
576
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,573
How 'bout we meet in the mess hall?
577
00:26:34,701 --> 00:26:35,907
I think that's a good idea.
578
00:26:35,982 --> 00:26:37,179
Okay. Good night.
579
00:26:37,216 --> 00:26:39,151
- Night.
- Night.
580
00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:41,951
Oh, your friends are great.
581
00:26:42,052 --> 00:26:43,763
[GIGGLES] I really liked 'em.
582
00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,977
Oh, man, they totally dug you.
I could tell.
583
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,726
Oh, yeah? Even though we burned
their asses at Pictionary?
584
00:26:48,763 --> 00:26:51,154
Yeah, well, you did most
of the heavy lifting there.
585
00:26:51,262 --> 00:26:53,133
Sorry again about the
Dick Van Dyke one.
586
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,242
I-I didn't know who he was,
587
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,554
so I was just working with what I had.
588
00:26:55,591 --> 00:26:57,868
It's all right. Everyone was... fine.
589
00:26:57,982 --> 00:26:59,857
That's why I'm a pilot, not a painter.
590
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,433
Mm.
591
00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:05,630
Okay, so here's a question for
you, Mr. Pilot.
592
00:27:06,403 --> 00:27:08,904
Can you make me not scared to fly?
593
00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:10,684
Um... yeah.
594
00:27:10,826 --> 00:27:12,404
"Um... yeah"?
595
00:27:12,494 --> 00:27:14,209
- [CHUCKLING]
- I mean, I can try.
596
00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:15,676
What-what are you most afraid of?
597
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:17,691
- Turbulence.
- Ah.
598
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,026
That's never gonna hurt you.
599
00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:20,185
But why?
600
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:22,546
Well, here's why the physics
601
00:27:22,623 --> 00:27:24,240
- are in your favor.
- Mm-hmm.
602
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,146
Okay, picture the plane suspended
603
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,451
in a giant mound of Jell-O.
604
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:31,927
Okay, now, when there's
turbulence, it's almost like
605
00:27:31,964 --> 00:27:34,091
someone's shaking the Jell-O
plate, okay?
606
00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:35,818
Now, you're gonna get bounced around,
607
00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:37,518
but, other than that,
you're not going anywhere.
608
00:27:37,554 --> 00:27:38,968
You're gonna stay right where you are,
609
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,388
inside that Jell-O.
610
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,898
- You see?
- Yeah. Actually helps.
611
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,429
Right? So,
next time you're on a bumpy flight,
612
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:47,545
just picture jiggling Jell-O.
613
00:27:47,657 --> 00:27:49,312
And knock back five or six cocktails.
614
00:27:49,349 --> 00:27:51,749
- You'll be fine.
- [CHUCKLES]
615
00:27:58,341 --> 00:28:00,584
That's just for explaining
the physics of turbulence?
616
00:28:01,311 --> 00:28:03,156
And for everything else.
617
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:21,739
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
618
00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:27,532
- [BEEP]
- [OVER COMM]: Grayson to Malloy.
619
00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:30,264
- [BEEP]
- Grayson to Malloy.
620
00:28:30,382 --> 00:28:33,209
It's 0830 hours.
You're late for your shift.
621
00:28:33,553 --> 00:28:35,353
Oh, crap.
622
00:28:36,702 --> 00:28:39,128
Uh, save simulation.
623
00:28:41,255 --> 00:28:43,100
Ow.
624
00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:45,763
[PANTING]
625
00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:51,209
I know, I know. I screwed up.
626
00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:53,303
It won't happen again. I promise.
627
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,515
See that it doesn't.
628
00:28:54,552 --> 00:28:55,792
We're not running a cruise ship here.
629
00:28:55,828 --> 00:28:57,021
We need our helmsman at his post.
630
00:28:57,109 --> 00:28:58,959
Yes, sir. Hear you loud and clear.
631
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:01,527
Captain, engineering shows
all clear for departure.
632
00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:02,796
All right, take us out.
633
00:29:02,823 --> 00:29:04,167
Aye, sir.
634
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:07,660
[LOUD CHEWING SOUNDS]
635
00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:18,034
Bortus, what are you eating?
636
00:29:19,815 --> 00:29:21,239
I apologize, Captain.
637
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,737
Am I disturbing you?
638
00:29:22,774 --> 00:29:23,926
No, I'm just curious.
639
00:29:24,086 --> 00:29:25,410
It is called gum.
640
00:29:25,604 --> 00:29:26,929
According to the ship's database,
641
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,409
it was once used as an
addiction recovery aid.
642
00:29:29,492 --> 00:29:30,684
Is it helping?
643
00:29:30,721 --> 00:29:31,992
It is not.
644
00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:35,562
[PHONE RINGING]
645
00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:42,853
Hey. Uh, I'm-I'm at work.
Can I call you back?
646
00:29:42,999 --> 00:29:44,778
I know. I know. It was so amazing.
647
00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:46,856
I-I can't stop thinking about it.
648
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:48,951
Rawr. [LAUGHS]
649
00:29:49,069 --> 00:29:50,786
Okay, I'll-I'll call you later.
650
00:29:50,863 --> 00:29:52,696
Yeah. Oh, all the kisses.
651
00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:54,486
Bye.
652
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,582
[EXHALES]
653
00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:06,129
It was, without a doubt,
654
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:08,776
among the top five strangest
experiences of my life.
655
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:10,730
Well, the question is,
what do we do about it?
656
00:30:10,866 --> 00:30:12,366
I could put a block on the program,
657
00:30:12,447 --> 00:30:14,924
tell him he can have it back
when it stops affecting his job.
658
00:30:14,971 --> 00:30:16,887
Like pulling cigarettes
away from Bortus?
659
00:30:16,924 --> 00:30:18,849
Yeah, I don't know if that's
gonna work in this case.
660
00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:20,360
Heads up.
661
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,507
Hey, guys.
662
00:30:21,544 --> 00:30:22,634
Hey.
663
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,260
Uh, sorry again about this morning.
664
00:30:24,297 --> 00:30:26,174
But, listen, I've been dying to know.
665
00:30:26,221 --> 00:30:27,564
What did you think of Laura?
666
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,968
She's... really fun.
667
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,872
Seems like she was a
really cool person.
668
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,626
When she was alive.
669
00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:35,387
I'm telling you, she's the coolest.
670
00:30:35,424 --> 00:30:38,167
Ooh, wait.
Look what she sent me this morning.
671
00:30:38,458 --> 00:30:39,877
Check it out. She says,
672
00:30:39,987 --> 00:30:41,815
"Found this picture of you." Look it.
673
00:30:41,857 --> 00:30:43,252
Yeah, yeah, looks just like you.
674
00:30:43,332 --> 00:30:44,885
Ha! Shut up, man.
675
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:48,526
Listen, we wanted to talk
to you about all this,
676
00:30:48,665 --> 00:30:50,495
- if you don't mind.
- Sure. What's up?
677
00:30:50,705 --> 00:30:51,910
KELLY: We...
678
00:30:51,947 --> 00:30:54,499
don't think this is
particularly healthy.
679
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:56,590
What do you mean?
680
00:30:56,627 --> 00:30:59,003
Dude, she's not real.
681
00:30:59,494 --> 00:31:00,931
Yes, she is.
682
00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:03,270
In-in all the ways that matter,
683
00:31:03,307 --> 00:31:05,200
- she's real.
- It's a simulation.
684
00:31:05,237 --> 00:31:06,587
It's just like...
685
00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:09,013
our cowboy program or
Bortus's sex lagoon.
686
00:31:09,112 --> 00:31:11,091
No, it's not. And-and here's why.
687
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,793
Those are all programs written by us.
688
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,330
I mean, not the sex lagoon,
but somebody wrote that, too.
689
00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:17,867
This-this is different.
690
00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:21,618
This-this comes entirely
from her personality.
691
00:31:21,736 --> 00:31:23,924
Her letters, her photographs,
692
00:31:23,987 --> 00:31:25,746
her voice, her mannerisms...
693
00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,205
it's all her.
694
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,604
She wrote this program about herself.
695
00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,112
That's a real stretch, Gordon.
696
00:31:32,153 --> 00:31:33,261
Why?
697
00:31:33,439 --> 00:31:34,674
Because she's technically not
698
00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:36,023
flesh and blood, she can't be real?
699
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,559
I mean, what does that say about Isaac?
700
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:39,311
Isaac is self-aware.
701
00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:41,916
Is he? Do we really know that?
702
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:45,197
Or is he just so sophisticated
that he can fool us all?
703
00:31:45,315 --> 00:31:46,856
And, if so, wh-what does it matter?
704
00:31:46,893 --> 00:31:48,807
He seems real. We treat him that way.
705
00:31:48,844 --> 00:31:50,313
So, in our world, he is.
706
00:31:50,432 --> 00:31:53,137
The universe is not governed
by individual perception.
707
00:31:53,174 --> 00:31:55,041
It matters what's true.
708
00:31:55,237 --> 00:31:57,032
- And you can't just...
- I can't just what?
709
00:31:57,069 --> 00:31:58,249
Huh?
710
00:31:58,322 --> 00:31:59,581
Find love?
711
00:32:00,065 --> 00:32:01,215
You know, this is the first person
712
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,715
I've been involved with on this ship.
713
00:32:02,752 --> 00:32:04,086
I'm not allowed to be happy?
714
00:32:04,432 --> 00:32:05,895
You can bang a Krill,
715
00:32:05,932 --> 00:32:08,332
but I can't date a sales rep at Macy's?
716
00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,151
She lied to me.
717
00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:12,541
I didn't lie to myself.
718
00:32:12,594 --> 00:32:14,035
There's a difference.
719
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:18,441
Permission to return to my post.
720
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,564
Granted.
721
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,027
[DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT]
722
00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:39,380
Klyden?
723
00:32:49,085 --> 00:32:50,601
Locate Klyden.
724
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:51,839
AUTOMATED VOICE: Klyden is located
725
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,435
in airlock two.
726
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,630
It was only one.
727
00:33:06,669 --> 00:33:08,068
Where is the harm?
728
00:33:08,105 --> 00:33:10,481
If you do not treat this
in a serious manner,
729
00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:13,236
- you will not be able to quit!
- Yes, I will!
730
00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:14,833
And stop shouting at me!
731
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:16,900
I will stop shouting
when I see evidence
732
00:33:16,937 --> 00:33:18,586
that you are as committed as I am!
733
00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:19,995
Oh!
734
00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:30,435
What is this?
735
00:33:30,732 --> 00:33:32,203
The hour grows late.
736
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,658
I must be on the bridge at 0800...
737
00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:35,274
Do not change the subject.
738
00:33:35,365 --> 00:33:37,549
You are berating me while you yourself
739
00:33:37,586 --> 00:33:38,663
are hiding cigarettes!
740
00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:39,916
That is not mine.
741
00:33:39,953 --> 00:33:41,869
You lie. Where are the others?
742
00:33:41,906 --> 00:33:43,174
There are no others.
743
00:33:43,211 --> 00:33:45,266
If you do not tell me where they are,
744
00:33:45,303 --> 00:33:47,929
I will sleep elsewhere tonight.
745
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,818
[EXHALES]
746
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,101
There.
747
00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:16,701
From now on, we will watch each other.
748
00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,018
Yes.
749
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:19,562
Closely.
750
00:34:29,511 --> 00:34:32,262
Resume simulation.
751
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:35,937
- GREG: You like that?
- LAURA: I do.
752
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,190
I was lonely.
753
00:34:37,227 --> 00:34:38,885
- Oh, yeah?
- [CHUCKLES]
754
00:34:38,933 --> 00:34:40,344
LAURA: Mm-hmm.
755
00:34:42,731 --> 00:34:44,068
Oh, Gordon...
756
00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:45,472
Hey. Um...
757
00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:46,888
I just got off work.
758
00:34:46,925 --> 00:34:48,411
I thought I'd stop by.
759
00:34:48,539 --> 00:34:51,075
Um... this is Greg.
760
00:34:52,028 --> 00:34:53,325
Hey, Gordon.
761
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:55,122
Heard a lot about you.
762
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:58,218
Yeah, I-I've heard about you, too.
763
00:35:00,384 --> 00:35:02,401
You know what,
I'm gonna go grab a beer.
764
00:35:02,438 --> 00:35:04,815
- Anybody want one?
- No, I'm-I'm okay.
765
00:35:05,656 --> 00:35:06,938
Right.
766
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,291
I was gonna call you.
767
00:35:12,255 --> 00:35:14,024
Well, I'm here, so...
768
00:35:14,131 --> 00:35:15,839
you don't have to call.
769
00:35:16,453 --> 00:35:18,003
No, I don't.
770
00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:21,806
Oh, my God, you must think I'm
a terrible person right now.
771
00:35:21,927 --> 00:35:24,673
I don't know what to think.
I-I don't know what's going on.
772
00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:26,847
Greg and I...
773
00:35:27,978 --> 00:35:29,089
Do you want to sit down?
774
00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:30,486
No, I-I don't...
I don't want to sit down.
775
00:35:30,522 --> 00:35:32,225
I-I want to hear the
rest of that sentence.
776
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:34,630
[SIGHS]
777
00:35:35,148 --> 00:35:37,481
Whatever it is, just tell me the truth.
778
00:35:39,243 --> 00:35:42,261
Greg and I have decided to
try and work things out.
779
00:35:45,036 --> 00:35:46,176
Okay.
780
00:35:46,247 --> 00:35:47,959
I'm sorry.
781
00:35:48,387 --> 00:35:51,888
I never expected any of
this, including you.
782
00:35:52,262 --> 00:35:54,465
If I had,
I would have never led you on.
783
00:35:54,526 --> 00:35:55,967
No, no. It's all, it's all good.
784
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:58,044
Hey, it's not my first rodeo.
785
00:35:58,362 --> 00:36:00,138
They always go back
to their boyfriends.
786
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,741
- Gordon...
- Yeah, it's one of the main reasons
787
00:36:01,778 --> 00:36:03,512
to be in a relationship
in the first place, right?
788
00:36:03,549 --> 00:36:04,967
To have someone to go back to.
789
00:36:05,067 --> 00:36:06,288
You have every right to be angry.
790
00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:07,478
- Let me just...
- I'm not angry.
791
00:36:07,591 --> 00:36:09,088
I'm fine.
792
00:36:09,452 --> 00:36:11,631
If it's what you feel,
it's what you feel.
793
00:36:14,114 --> 00:36:15,341
I'd understand if you told me
794
00:36:15,378 --> 00:36:17,570
you don't want to see me anymore.
795
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:20,536
But I hope there's at
least a possibility
796
00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:22,756
that maybe we could be friends.
797
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,857
I know that's a lot to ask.
798
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,679
I shouldn't have been surprised.
799
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:34,172
I checked the phone data: it was
all right there in her messages.
800
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,024
They got back together.
801
00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:37,816
She even told her friend Trisha
802
00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:39,372
she could see herself marrying him.
803
00:36:39,409 --> 00:36:41,501
[SIGHS] I'm sorry, man.
804
00:36:41,942 --> 00:36:43,982
I know how you're feeling right now.
805
00:36:44,261 --> 00:36:45,561
Do you?
806
00:36:45,669 --> 00:36:48,020
No. No, actually I don't.
807
00:36:48,132 --> 00:36:49,598
I've never been dumped.
808
00:36:49,747 --> 00:36:52,015
Even the worst breakup I ever
had, the girl was like,
809
00:36:52,052 --> 00:36:53,572
"You could still come
over and have sex with me
810
00:36:53,608 --> 00:36:54,884
whenever you want."
811
00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:56,786
But... but I can imagine,
812
00:36:56,849 --> 00:36:58,932
and... it sucks.
813
00:37:00,278 --> 00:37:01,933
Listen, for what it's worth,
814
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:04,286
I think in the long
run it's for the best.
815
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:05,809
It was getting out of hand.
816
00:37:05,846 --> 00:37:07,154
It was a fantasy.
817
00:37:07,262 --> 00:37:08,684
In the real world, you can't just
818
00:37:08,721 --> 00:37:10,245
conjure up a girlfriend.
819
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,195
Some parts of your life are just...
820
00:37:12,761 --> 00:37:14,465
just out of your control.
821
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,989
[SIGHS]
822
00:37:35,176 --> 00:37:37,270
Access simulation, Laura Alpha.
823
00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:40,251
AUTOMATED VOICE: Simulation accessed.
824
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,981
Delete Greg.
825
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:46,031
♪ ♪
826
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:24,958
Hi there. What are you doing here?
827
00:38:24,995 --> 00:38:27,947
I, uh, had a little free
time, so I thought,
828
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,267
why not stop by?
829
00:38:29,304 --> 00:38:32,204
Hmm, you came for the free
cologne samples, admit it.
830
00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:33,941
Exactly. You got me.
831
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,962
Mmm. Oh, I-I can smell them from here.
832
00:38:35,999 --> 00:38:38,583
Well, it'll smell even better
tomorrow, fingers crossed.
833
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,267
- Tomorrow?
- The promotion.
834
00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:43,178
Oh. Right.
835
00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:45,203
Oh, can I get you anything?
836
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,512
We have bottled water,
but I can't vouch for the brand.
837
00:38:47,549 --> 00:38:49,807
I think they might be
getting it from the tap.
838
00:38:49,962 --> 00:38:51,478
No, I'm okay.
839
00:38:51,515 --> 00:38:54,947
Hey, if-if you do get this...
promotion,
840
00:38:55,017 --> 00:38:56,743
what do you say I take
you out to celebrate?
841
00:38:56,829 --> 00:38:59,175
Big, gluttonous pasta dinner, on me,
842
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,566
guaranteed to go straight to your ass.
843
00:39:00,626 --> 00:39:02,626
Oh, well, that sounds really nice,
844
00:39:02,663 --> 00:39:06,498
but I think my boyfriend might
want to take me if it happens.
845
00:39:06,728 --> 00:39:08,376
Your... boyfriend?
846
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,831
Yeah. But you're really sweet to offer.
847
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,707
Is it Greg?
848
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,236
Greg, Justin, Andrew...
there are so many,
849
00:39:15,273 --> 00:39:16,656
I can't remember which one.
850
00:39:16,806 --> 00:39:18,246
Guess I'll just have to find out
851
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,362
when he picks me up around 7:30.
852
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,550
Don't be late, boyfriend.
853
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:27,534
[CHUCKLES]: Oh. Okay. Awesome. Awesome.
854
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:31,063
So, I had kind of a crazy idea,
and I wanted to run it by you.
855
00:39:31,282 --> 00:39:32,581
Shoot.
856
00:39:32,896 --> 00:39:35,761
Well, since I now know the
secret of the jiggling Jell-O,
857
00:39:35,798 --> 00:39:37,798
I was thinking maybe...
858
00:39:37,901 --> 00:39:40,343
I'd buy a ticket on
one of your flights...
859
00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,679
preferably someplace tropical...
860
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:45,049
and we could have a
week away somewhere.
861
00:39:45,434 --> 00:39:46,764
There's no way I'd be scared
862
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,777
with Captain Malloy at the controls.
863
00:39:48,814 --> 00:39:50,243
Well, I'll make you a deal.
864
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:52,205
- Hmm?
- You can fly on one of my planes
865
00:39:52,232 --> 00:39:54,898
if I can sing with you
some night at the pub.
866
00:39:55,212 --> 00:39:56,297
The pub?
867
00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:57,608
The pub where you sing.
868
00:39:58,087 --> 00:39:59,787
[LAUGHS]: What are you talking about?
869
00:39:59,824 --> 00:40:02,650
I'm talking about us,
singing together on stage.
870
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,720
- In front of people?
- Yeah.
871
00:40:04,775 --> 00:40:06,829
[LAUGHS] Are you nuts?
872
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,003
No, thanks.
873
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,864
I don't want to go to Maui that bad.
874
00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,847
What? I don't understand.
You s... you sing.
875
00:40:12,884 --> 00:40:15,816
Yeah, I love to sing,
but not in front of an audience.
876
00:40:15,853 --> 00:40:17,714
Oh, my God, I'd have a heart attack.
877
00:40:17,975 --> 00:40:20,308
Besides, if I'm gonna
be the boss around here,
878
00:40:20,345 --> 00:40:22,443
I have to project a veneer of power.
879
00:40:22,579 --> 00:40:25,280
Can't be puking from terror
in a roomful of strangers.
880
00:40:25,317 --> 00:40:27,540
What if one of them wants to
buy a handbag the next day?
881
00:40:27,712 --> 00:40:30,240
- Right. That would be a concern.
- So...
882
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:32,193
back to the proposal at hand.
883
00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:36,191
How about it?
Should I buy a new swimsuit?
884
00:40:38,142 --> 00:40:39,412
Hold simulation.
885
00:40:39,449 --> 00:40:40,740
[BEEP]
886
00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:44,697
Explain the change from
previous configuration.
887
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:46,363
AUTOMATED VOICE: Data has been deleted.
888
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,078
Well, can you fix it?
889
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,229
Affirmative. Missing algorithms
890
00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:52,262
require reintegration.
891
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:55,205
You mean Greg?
892
00:40:55,242 --> 00:40:56,750
Affirmative.
893
00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:00,590
♪ ♪
894
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:18,257
[DOOR CHIMES]
895
00:41:18,494 --> 00:41:20,286
Come in.
896
00:41:21,530 --> 00:41:23,172
Hey.
897
00:41:25,176 --> 00:41:27,173
Ed told me what happened.
898
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,487
It's all right here in the phone data.
899
00:41:30,629 --> 00:41:33,772
He was the one that
encouraged her to sing.
900
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,301
Helped her believe that
she was good enough
901
00:41:36,338 --> 00:41:37,837
to do what she loved.
902
00:41:41,322 --> 00:41:42,946
Watch this.
903
00:41:44,303 --> 00:41:45,376
Huh?
904
00:41:45,413 --> 00:41:46,612
You see it?
905
00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:48,529
I can cross one eye at a time.
906
00:41:48,634 --> 00:41:49,725
So what?
907
00:41:49,762 --> 00:41:51,374
Ed taught me how to do that.
908
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,891
It is a characteristic of Kelly Grayson
909
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:56,462
that exists only because of
my relationship with him.
910
00:41:57,010 --> 00:41:59,223
No Ed, no eye trick.
911
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,715
That's a hell of a romantic legacy.
912
00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:03,731
Now, imagine the reverse.
913
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:07,252
If someone went and
deleted Ed from my life.
914
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:12,082
No captain's chair, no... Orville.
915
00:42:12,587 --> 00:42:14,421
For any of us.
916
00:42:15,043 --> 00:42:16,741
Humans are social animals.
917
00:42:16,778 --> 00:42:18,645
When we're born, we're a blank slate,
918
00:42:18,728 --> 00:42:22,028
and over the course of our lives, we...
919
00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:25,503
expand and grow as a
result of external stimuli.
920
00:42:25,865 --> 00:42:27,657
Pretty dry philosophy.
921
00:42:27,903 --> 00:42:30,087
It sounds it, but it's not.
922
00:42:30,285 --> 00:42:32,864
Every single one of us
is shaped by the totality
923
00:42:32,901 --> 00:42:34,677
of our relationships.
924
00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:37,405
People we love and people we hate
925
00:42:37,442 --> 00:42:38,746
all make their mark.
926
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:42,025
Whether we like it or not,
it's who we are; it's reality.
927
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,545
You can't just pick and choose
928
00:42:43,582 --> 00:42:45,285
which parts of your
past you want to change
929
00:42:45,322 --> 00:42:47,665
and be able to know how
it's all gonna turn out.
930
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,623
What if I never meet anybody else
931
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,034
who makes me feel like she does?
932
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:54,037
I can't answer that.
933
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,589
What I can tell you for sure
934
00:42:56,792 --> 00:42:59,456
is the second you started
editing her world,
935
00:42:59,518 --> 00:43:01,360
it became unreal.
936
00:43:01,768 --> 00:43:03,435
Just another simulation
937
00:43:03,472 --> 00:43:05,275
written by Gordon Malloy.
938
00:43:06,301 --> 00:43:08,259
God, I'm gonna miss her.
939
00:43:09,899 --> 00:43:11,766
So much.
940
00:43:12,221 --> 00:43:13,994
People have been living and dying
941
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,362
for as long as humans have existed.
942
00:43:17,093 --> 00:43:19,110
Most are forgotten...
943
00:43:19,276 --> 00:43:21,046
but not this one.
944
00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:24,034
She reached across four
centuries and got a guy
945
00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:25,978
to fall in love.
946
00:43:26,901 --> 00:43:29,197
We should all be so rare.
947
00:43:33,769 --> 00:43:35,703
♪ ♪
948
00:43:42,462 --> 00:43:44,629
[QUIET, SEETHING BREATHS]
949
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,206
Where is the Nock'tah sauce?
950
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,669
- You ate the last of it.
- I did not!
951
00:43:51,746 --> 00:43:53,245
I only had one spoonful!
952
00:43:53,347 --> 00:43:56,340
That is a lie! I watched you
put it on your prawgus cake!
953
00:43:57,011 --> 00:43:59,192
Bortus, I must have a cigarette!
954
00:43:59,229 --> 00:44:00,776
No! We agreed!
955
00:44:00,813 --> 00:44:02,081
I do not care!
956
00:44:02,165 --> 00:44:03,998
The urge is too strong!
957
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:08,081
If you attempt to approach the
synthesizer, you will regret it.
958
00:44:08,196 --> 00:44:10,338
[SEETHING BREATHS]
959
00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:12,722
[GRUNTING]
960
00:44:22,456 --> 00:44:23,950
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
961
00:44:23,987 --> 00:44:25,174
Oh, my...
962
00:44:25,211 --> 00:44:28,379
What the hell is going on in here?
963
00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:30,289
What is it you want, Doctor?
964
00:44:30,326 --> 00:44:32,693
I've just finished
formulating the injection.
965
00:44:32,892 --> 00:44:34,558
Who wants to go first?
966
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,808
LAURA: ♪ Anyway, I love you ♪
967
00:44:39,889 --> 00:44:41,663
[GUITAR STRUMMING]
968
00:44:42,979 --> 00:44:46,316
♪ That's all I have to tell you ♪
969
00:44:50,715 --> 00:44:55,861
♪ I am not a girl of poetry ♪
970
00:44:56,558 --> 00:44:58,903
♪ Music ♪
971
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:02,498
♪ Isn't one with me ♪
972
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:05,393
♪ It runs from me ♪
973
00:45:05,612 --> 00:45:06,917
♪ It runs ♪
974
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,062
♪ From me ♪
975
00:45:11,555 --> 00:45:15,832
[HARMONIZING]: ♪ And I
tried to write a symphony ♪
976
00:45:15,905 --> 00:45:18,664
♪ But I lost the melody ♪
977
00:45:19,136 --> 00:45:23,019
♪ Alas I only finished half ♪
978
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,378
♪ And finish ♪
979
00:45:24,415 --> 00:45:28,099
♪ I suppose, I never may ♪
980
00:45:28,558 --> 00:45:31,027
♪ Anyway, I love you ♪
981
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:36,741
♪ That's all I have to tell you ♪
982
00:45:40,034 --> 00:45:42,964
♪ That's all I've got to say ♪
983
00:45:46,181 --> 00:45:49,367
♪ That's all I've got to say ♪
984
00:45:50,632 --> 00:45:52,136
♪ That's all ♪
985
00:45:52,221 --> 00:45:53,620
♪ I've ♪
986
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,126
♪ Got ♪
987
00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:57,035
♪ To ♪
988
00:45:57,097 --> 00:46:00,306
♪ Say... ♪
989
00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,768
[SONG ENDS]
990
00:46:08,987 --> 00:46:11,604
- Baby, that was so good.
- [LAUGHS] Thanks.
991
00:46:11,718 --> 00:46:13,300
You're so talented, it's not even fair.
992
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:14,683
Oh, well, you're biased.
993
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,195
Look at this guy bringing it home.
994
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:17,889
Way to go, man. That was...
that was great.
995
00:46:17,926 --> 00:46:20,058
Thanks. It helps when you
have the right partner.
996
00:46:20,753 --> 00:46:22,159
You're a lucky guy.
997
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,943
Believe me, I know.
998
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:28,084
So, uh, listen,
I just came to say good-bye.
999
00:46:28,542 --> 00:46:30,003
What do you mean, good-bye?
1000
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,665
Well, I got a job offer.
1001
00:46:32,136 --> 00:46:35,407
Super far away, across country,
and I decided to take it.
1002
00:46:35,534 --> 00:46:37,168
Well, wh-what will you be doing?
1003
00:46:37,526 --> 00:46:38,925
Um...
1004
00:46:39,052 --> 00:46:42,812
test pilot...
for a new aircraft design.
1005
00:46:43,456 --> 00:46:45,509
They say it might even be
able to make it to space.
1006
00:46:45,546 --> 00:46:46,612
- [LAUGHS]: Oh, my God.
- Wow.
1007
00:46:46,649 --> 00:46:47,669
That's amazing.
1008
00:46:47,706 --> 00:46:49,261
Congratulations, man.
That's really cool.
1009
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:51,182
Yeah. I-I leave tomorrow.
1010
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:53,628
Tomorrow? That's so soon.
1011
00:46:53,665 --> 00:46:55,097
Yeah, I know.
1012
00:46:55,685 --> 00:46:57,643
Wish we had more time.
1013
00:46:58,508 --> 00:47:00,872
Well... you're gonna keep in
touch, right?
1014
00:47:00,909 --> 00:47:01,948
I mean, don't forget about us
1015
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:04,137
just because you're
a big-shot spaceman.
1016
00:47:04,507 --> 00:47:06,299
I promise you this:
1017
00:47:06,683 --> 00:47:08,607
you will not be forgotten.
1018
00:47:09,331 --> 00:47:11,127
Good.
1019
00:47:11,518 --> 00:47:13,325
Oh, hey, we have to take a picture
1020
00:47:13,362 --> 00:47:15,131
before my phone goes in the capsule.
1021
00:47:15,573 --> 00:47:16,632
Capsule?
1022
00:47:16,669 --> 00:47:18,528
Yeah, they're burying a
time capsule next week,
1023
00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:20,303
and I decided to put
my phone in the mix.
1024
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,328
Figure, I don't know,
maybe someone'll dig it up
1025
00:47:22,365 --> 00:47:24,140
in a thousand years, learn who I was.
1026
00:47:24,518 --> 00:47:26,200
Hey, you never know.
1027
00:47:26,528 --> 00:47:27,952
Could even be sooner than that.
1028
00:47:27,989 --> 00:47:29,831
[LAUGHS] Will you take it, baby?
1029
00:47:29,868 --> 00:47:31,149
Of course.
1030
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- All right, are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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- ♪ No, I can't go without you ♪
- One, two, three.
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♪ Anymore. ♪
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