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OH, LOOK,
YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE ME.
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I UNDERSTAND.
WHO WOULDN'T WANT MORE ME?
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INCLUDING ME.
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SO, LET'S HEAR
THE ME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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FOR SHOW AND TELL,
I'VE BROUGHT MY ROPE BALL,
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HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.
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I FIND ROPE,
COLLECT ROPE,
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AND ADD IT
TO HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.
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IT RELAXES ME.
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BY THE WAY,
HIS NAME ISN'T REALLY
HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.
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I MADE THAT UP
TO SPICE UP
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THE SHOW AND TELL
A LITTLE.
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I'M KRONK.
THANK YOU.
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HOLA.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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JUST WANTED TO KNOW,
WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS?
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THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH ME.
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SO, LET'S GET TO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE KUZCOCENTRIC,
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SHALL WE?
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HERBIE THE ROPE BALL...
WHATEVER.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
THERE'S A NEW KID.
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NOW WAY.
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WHO IS HE?
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[FANFARE]
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ALL HAIL THE RULER
AND SUPREME SOVEREIGN
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OF THE FARAWAY KINGDOM
OF THE SEVEN HILLS,
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EMPEROR OZKER.
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HIT IT.
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♪ NEW KID
IN THE SCHOOL ROOM ♪
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♪ COOL DUDE
IN THE COOL ROOM ♪
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♪ STYLING IN THE COOLEST,
NEWEST CLOTHES ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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♪ A BRAND-NEW STUDENT ♪
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HOTTIE.
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♪ HE WILL STEAL
YOUR HOTTIE ♪
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♪ HOLA TO THE NEW STAR
OF THE SHOW ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪
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♪ IT'S OZKER ♪
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♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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♪ HERE HE COMES ♪
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♪ KING OZKER ♪
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♪ GATHER 'ROUND AND SEE ♪
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♪ NEW KID IN THE OLD SCHOOL,
YES! ♪
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♪ FROM THE ROYAL GENE POOL ♪
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♪ HE'S A ONE MAN
MUSIC VIDEO ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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♪ HOW DID HE GET SO CHIC? ♪
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♪ MARVEL AT HIS MYSTIQUE ♪
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♪ GATHER, GO, GO,
HE'S MAGNIFICO ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪
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♪ HIS NAME IS OZKER ♪
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♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪
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♪ IT'S OZKER ♪
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♪ HERE HE COMES ♪
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♪ KING OZKER ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR ♪
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♪ OZKER ♪
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ZOOM-ZAM.
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HELLO,
EMPEROR OZKER.
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I'M KRONK,
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
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I'LL BE
YOUR ACADEMY BUDDY,
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SHOW YOU AROUND
THE CAMPUS AND WHATNOT.
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THANKS, KRONK.
WHEN CAN I MEET
EMPEROR KUZCO?
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COOL YOUR JETS, PAL.
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WE GOT A LOT
OF GROUND TO COVER.
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MAYBE LATER,
IF YOU'RE GOOD,
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YOU CAN TRY A LITTLE
SOLO CAMPUS WALK,
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BUT FOR NOW
STICK WITH ME.
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NOW, THIS IS WHAT
WE IN THE KINGDOM CALL
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A HALLWAY.
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OR A CORRIDOR.
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AH...WOW.
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KUZCO,
YOU JUST MISSED IT.
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THERE'S A NEW KID.
HE'S AN EMPEROR, LIKE YOU.
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HIS NAME'S OZKER--
EMPEROR OZKER--
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FROM THE FARAWAY KINGDOM
OF THE SEVEN HILLS.
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NO ONE TOLD ME
ABOUT A NEW EMPEROR.
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THERE WAS
A BIG SONG NUMBER,
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KIND OF LIKE YOURS--
IT WAS GREAT.
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EW, SINGING?
THIS EARLY?
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IT'S NEARLY LUNCHTIME.
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STILL, SEEMS TACKY.
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HE WAS REAL EXCITED
TO MEET YOU.
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TACKY...
YET WITH GREAT TASTE.
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VERY WELL.
SHOW ME THIS SO-CALLED
NEW KID.
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WOW!
EMPEROR KUZCO, IN PERSON!
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CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
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EH-HEH...
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WELL, OZKER,
IF YOU WERE REALLY A FAN,
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YOU'D KNOW...COME HERE.
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NO, CLOSER.
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NO SITTY IN MY SEATY!
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EXCUSE US.
STUDENT CONFERENCE.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?
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HE'S NEW
AND RIGHT OFF
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YOU SCREAM
IN HIS FACE?
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HEY, I DON'T LIKE
THAT WEIRD FAN-BOY THING.
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IT'S, YOU KNOW,
LIKE THE WAY A VINE GROWS.
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ALL CURLY AND OVER STUFF.
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YOU MEAN, CREEPY?
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YEAH, CREEPY.
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I THINK HE'S UP TO
SOMETHING SINISTER.
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LIKE...
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OR MAYBE...
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OR EVEN...
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[JIG PLAYS]
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YEAH, UM,
I DON'T GET
THE LAST ONE.
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I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.
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I GUESS IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE,
DOESN'T IT?
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SOMEONE ACTUALLY
BELIEVES YOU'RE AS COOL
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AS YOU THINK YOU ARE,
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SO THEY MUST BE
UP TO SOMETHING EVIL.
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I DIDN'T SAY EVIL,
I SAID SINISTER.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT NEW KID IS
UP TO SOMETHING.
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AND I'M GOING
TO FIND OUT WHAT.
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WHERE'S HE GOING?
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HEY,
THAT'S MY LOCKER.
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AND THAT'S MY DESK.
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AND WHY IS HE LOOKING
AT MY STATUE OF ME?
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WHAT'S HE UP TO? HMM...
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OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE.
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AMZY, YZMA...I CAN
PRACTICALLY SEE
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HER EVIL PLAN UNFOLDING.
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I KNOW.
FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO
INTO A KUMQUAT.
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THEN, I'LL LET HIM
ROT IN THE HOT SUN
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'TIL HE'S COVERED
WITH FLIES.
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THEN, I'LL TURN MYSELF
INTO A SPIDER
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AND I'LL EAT THE FLIES.
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IT'S BRILLIANT!
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OR I'LL JUST TURN MYSELF
INTO A NEW STUDENT,
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A STUDENT
WHO'S ALREADY AN EMPEROR,
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I'LL ASK KUZCO
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,
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THEN I'LL SQUASH HIM
WITH A HAMMER
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AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM!
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HA HA HA!
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[COUGHING AND GAGGING]
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HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
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WOW...KIND OF GRIM
FOR A FAMILY SHOW.
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OK, SO MAYBE THAT'S NOT
WHAT SHE'S UP TO.
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BUT OZKER IS DEFINITELY
AMZY IN DISGUISE.
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AND WHATEVER
THE SINISTER PLAN IS,
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IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
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AHA!
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KUZCO, MY BOY.
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COME IN.
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YOUR LITTLE PRETEND-TO-BE
NEW KID SCHEME
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IS DOWN THE DRAIN.
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I'M ON TO YOU,
YZMA.
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I ASSURE YOU,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I'M AMZY,
PRINCIPAL AMZY.
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YEAH, AND YOU
JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
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AN ALLIGATOR LIKE YZMA'S?
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[SNORING]
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NO, I DON'T.
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YOUR LITTLE DISGUISES
DON'T FOOL ME.
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YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING!
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I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT,
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BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING.
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[Loudspeaker]
ATTENTION, KUZCO ACADEMY
YEARBOOK PHOTOS
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WILL BE TAKEN TODAY
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IN THE CAFETERIA.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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THAT IS ALL.
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AHA! THE FINAL PIECE
OF THE PUZZLE.
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YEARBOOK PICTURES.
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YOU EVIL GENIUS.
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YOU MEAN TO...
DO SOMETHING.
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SINISTERY...
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TO MY YEARBOOK PICTURE.
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YZMA DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT YEARBOOK PHOTOS.
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AND EVEN IF SHE DID,
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WHY TURN HERSELF
INTO AN OZKER?
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TO MESS WITH MY HEAD.
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YOUR HEAD'S
MESSED UP ENOUGH.
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OZKER'S A NICE KID
WHO THINKS YOU'RE GREAT.
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WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST ACCEPT THAT?
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WELL, MR. NICE WALKED
RIGHT INTO AMZY'S OFFICE--
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OZKER, AMZY,
AMZY, YZMA.
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OZKER, AMZY, YZMA.
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NEW STUDENT
VISITS PRINCIPAL?
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THAT'S NOT SINISTER.
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BUT HE NEVER CAME OUT.
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CONGRATS ON
YOUR FIRST SOLO WALK
AROUND CAMPUS, OZKER.
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FIND EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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YEP. I EVEN STOPPED BY
PRINCIPAL AMZY'S OFFICE.
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DID YOU KNOW HER OFFICE
HAS A BACK EXIT?
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THERE'S A ROLLERCOASTER
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AND A SECRET LAB
OR SOMETHING.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT--
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MYSTERY SOLVED.
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NO, HE'S YZMA!
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I MEAN, SHE'S OZKER.
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I MEAN, SHE'S YZMA
AND HE'S OZKER.
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THEY'RE BOTH EACH OTHER!
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SORRY, KUZCO.
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I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
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OH, YOU'LL SEE IT,
MALINA.
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SOON, ALL OF YOU
WILL SEE IT.
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OK, STEP UP
ONE AT A TIME,
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SMILE, AND GET OUT.
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I HAVE WORK TO DO.
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700 LUNCHES
DON'T COOK THEMSELVES.
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00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:37,383
ALL RIGHT,
ACADEMY BUDDY,
YEARBOOK PICTURE.
238
00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,705
LOTS AT STAKE.
239
00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,708
DON'T BLINK,
DON'T LET ANYTHING
HANG OUT YOUR NOSE.
240
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,958
ONCE THAT PICTURE
IS SNAPPED,
241
00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:45,578
IT'S THERE
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE...
242
00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,003
FOREVER!
243
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,710
UGH...
244
00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,131
I KNOW
I'LL REGRET ASKING THIS,
245
00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,245
BUT WHAT'S WITH THE ROPE?
246
00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,290
OH, JUST PART OF AN
INCREDIBLY CLEVER PLAN
247
00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,171
THAT I DON'T WANT TO
SPOIL THE SURPRISE OF.
248
00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,826
REALLY CLEVER.
249
00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,083
OK.
250
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,173
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
251
00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,876
LOOKY-LOOK.
252
00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:14,206
I DON'T SUPPOSE
THAT'S AN INNOCENT WASHTUB
253
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,458
CHOCK FULL OF FUN CONFETTI.
254
00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:18,288
NO. UH-UH.
IT'S FULL OF A SPECIAL,
EXTRA-LOUSY
255
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,881
BARGAIN-BRAND DETERGENT.
256
00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:20,825
WHEN I PULL THIS ROPE,
257
00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,083
IT'LL SPILL OUT
AND DISINTEGRATE
258
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,833
A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S
PHONY NEW-KID DISGUISE.
259
00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:25,963
AND THEN
EVERYONE WILL SEE
260
00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:29,288
THAT A CERTAIN SOMEONE
IS REALLY AMZY-YZMA.
261
00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:32,751
OZKER IS NOT AMZY OR YZMA.
262
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,000
SURE, HE IS.
263
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,250
THAT'S WHY
YOU NEVER SEE THEM
AT THE SAME TIME.
264
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,170
I DO.
265
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,330
YEARBOOK PHOTOS, HUH?
266
00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:44,003
ALWAYS ON THE DAY
MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID.
267
00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,745
B-B-THEN...
268
00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,580
WHO IS OZKER?
269
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,583
LET ME TELL YOU AGAIN,
270
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,173
AND MAYBE THIS TIME
YOU'LL ACTUALLY LISTEN.
271
00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,126
OZKER IS THE SINGLE PERSON
ON THE PLANET
272
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:57,825
WHO THINKS YOU'RE EVEN GREATER
THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
273
00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,293
WELL, BUT--
274
00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,331
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT...
275
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,213
AT ALL.
276
00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:05,208
OH, I FEEL
ALL YUCKETY INSIDE.
277
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,418
YEAH, THAT'S CALLED GUILT,
KUZCO.
278
00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:10,206
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING AWFUL
279
00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,168
TO A TOTALLY INNOCENT PERSON.
280
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:14,576
HERE.
LET GO OF THE ROPE.
281
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:18,003
HEY...
YUCKETY FEELING
WENT BYE-BYE.
282
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,250
NOW,
TAKE THE ROPE AGAIN.
283
00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,960
OOH, YUCKETY--
NO LIKE YUCKETY.
284
00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:25,328
GOOD.
I AM PROUD OF YOU.
285
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,830
OH, OH! MORE ROPE
FOR HERBIE THE ROPE BALL.
286
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,003
NO, KRONK, DON'T!
287
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,420
TOO LATE.
288
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,826
[PHOTO SNAPS]
289
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:53,375
HOLA, BOOM-BAM, AND BOO-YA.
290
00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,995
FROM ONE EMPEROR TO ANOTHER,
KUZCO.
291
00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,830
OH, THANKS!
BUT I'M NOT REALLY
AN EMPEROR.
292
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:01,633
WHAT?
293
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,825
I'M SORRY!
IT'S A NEW SCHOOL,
294
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,713
AND I WAS SCARED.
295
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:05,828
YOU'RE AN EMPEROR,
296
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,173
I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO BE
AN EMPEROR, TOO,
297
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,376
JUST TO FIT IN.
298
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,245
EVERYONE HERE'S SO NICE.
299
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,000
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF.
300
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,170
UH-HUH.
301
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,286
AND YOURSELF WOULD BE?
302
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:19,711
A FULL VARSITY
DECATHLON CHAMP.
303
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,583
AH!
AH!
AH!
304
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,286
GREAT...
305
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:41,631
[Kronk]
COME BACK, HERBIE
THE ROPE BALL!
306
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,125
KUZCO ACADEMY--
307
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,995
SCHOOL FOR BOTH PEASANTS
AND EMPERORS ALIKE.
308
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,580
WHERE SCRUMPTIOUS LUNCHES
ARE SERVED
309
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,463
BY A WORLD-CLASS
KITCHEN CREW.
310
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,128
WHERE PLAYTIME
IS FUNTIME IN THE SUNTIME.
311
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:08,455
KUZCO ACADEMY--
ALSO KNOWN AS KUZCATRAZ.
312
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,628
IT'S LIKE A PRISON.
313
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,955
NO JOKE, THERE ARE RULES
AGAINST EVERYTHING.
314
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,498
NO EATING IN CLASS,
315
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,290
NO MUSIC IN CLASS,
316
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,631
NO HOT TUBS IN CLASS.
317
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,455
I'VE HAD IT!
318
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,248
IF ONE MORE PERSON
TELLS ME
319
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,960
WHAT I CAN'T DO,
320
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:22,998
I'LL FLIP OUT!
321
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,460
KUZCO,
NO FLIPPING OUT!
322
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,878
THAT'S IT.
THE OFFICIAL RULES
OF KUZCO ACADEMY.
323
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,875
THAT'S HOW
TO GET RID OF KUZCO.
324
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,495
IF A STUDENT VIOLATES
ACADEMY RULE 3 TIMES,
325
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,710
THEY WILL BE EXPELLED.
326
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,328
THIS IS PERFECT,
PERFECT, PERFECT.
327
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,423
AND YOU ARE GOING
TO HELP, KRONK,
328
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:43,576
BY BECOMING...
A HALL MONITOR!
329
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,455
WOW! ME, HALL MONITOR?
330
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,168
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
331
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,496
YZMA WILL BE SO PROUD.
332
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,880
DON'T BREATHE A WORD OF THIS.
I WANT TO SURPRISE HER.
333
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:58,075
FINE, FINE.
NOW, GO TICKET KUZCO
3 TIMES.
334
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,883
THEN EXPEL HIM!
335
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,251
BUT FIRST...
336
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,880
FIX ME SOME
PAPAYA PIZZA BITES.
337
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,995
GOT YA.
338
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,128
WITH MUSTARD?
339
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,285
HMM...YES,
BUT NOT YELLOW.
340
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,211
THAT OTHER STUFF.
341
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,628
DIJON.
YOU GOT IT.
342
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,575
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
343
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,706
WHOA, CITIZEN. HALT!
344
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:28,328
YOU'RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION
OF A KUZCO ACADEMY RULE.
345
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,383
AHEM.
346
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,955
NO ONE IS ALLOWED
TO STAND, WALK, RUN,
347
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,288
SKIP, SHUFFLE, OR TAP DANCE
348
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,751
ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO
MOSAIC TILE FLOOR.
349
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,460
SORRY, PAL.
GONNA HAVE TO TICKET YOU.
350
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,578
THAT'S ONE.
351
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,003
NICE HAT.
352
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,630
THANKS.
PRINCIPAL AMZY MADE ME
OFFICIAL HALL MONITOR.
353
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,575
NOT BAD, HUH?
354
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,883
THE PONCHO'S
A LITTLE LAST YEAR,
355
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,995
BUT I'M THINKING
MAYBE WEAR IT BELTED,
356
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,880
LITTLE SLIMMER
IN THE HIP AREA.
357
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,745
I WANT A HAT.
358
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,250
NO CAN DO, BUDDY.
359
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,250
IT COMES WITH THE JOB.
360
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,750
ANYBODY BREAKS
AN ACADEMY RULE,
361
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,710
I GOT TO TICKET THEM.
362
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,958
OH, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS.
363
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:00,878
EXACTLY.
364
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,325
THEN YOU SHOULD GET
TICKETED, TOO,
365
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:07,463
FOR STANDING
ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO
MOSAIC TILE FLOOR.
366
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,463
RULES ARE RULES.
367
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,288
WELL, THAT'S ONE FOR ME.
368
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:18,001
UH, KRONK,
YOU'RE STILL STANDING
ON IT.
369
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,830
UGH...
370
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,713
THAT'S TWO.
371
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:24,458
UGH!
I'M STILL STANDING ON IT!
372
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:25,418
THAT'S THREE.
373
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:26,286
UH-OH...
374
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,711
THREE TICKETS.
375
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,328
AUTOMATIC EXPULSION.
376
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,253
SIMMER DOWN, BIG GUY.
377
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,330
NO ONE SAW YOU
BREAK THE RULES...
378
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,293
EXCEPT FOR ME,
379
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,001
AND I'M NOT
A HALL MONITOR.
380
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,210
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO,
381
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,378
BLACKMAIL ME?
382
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,705
MAKE ME YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE
POLICE PUPPET?
383
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,418
ONLY ENFORCE THE RULES
YOU LIKE?
384
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,496
OR WORSE,
I GOT TO RUN AROUND,
385
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,880
ENFORCING A WHOLE BUNCH
OF WACKY NEW RULES
386
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,455
YOU JUST MAKE UP
OUT OF THIN AIR.
387
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,168
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.
388
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,246
I'M HALL MONITOR KRONK,
389
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,000
AMD I'VE GOT
SOME NEW RULES.
390
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,880
EATING IN CLASS
IS NO LONGER A NO-NO.
391
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,955
MUSIC ALL DAY LONG
IS NOW A GO-GO.
392
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,878
RULES AGAINST HOT TUBS,
NO MO'.
393
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,415
THESE RULES
ARE LOCO.
394
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,326
KRONK,
BESIDES THE LITTLE
RHYMING THING,
395
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,583
THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
ABOUT THESE RULES.
396
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,083
NAW, I'M SURE
THERE'S FUNNIER ONES.
397
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,333
GO AHEAD, READ THEM, KRONK.
398
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,293
[STUDENTS GROAN]
399
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,461
FIRST, NO GROANING.
400
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,878
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
401
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,245
NO BADMOUTHING
THE NEW RULES.
402
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,210
BUT--
403
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,078
NO BUTS.
404
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,083
ALSO, NO ITCHING
OR SCRATCHING.
405
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,753
NO SNICKERING, GIGGLING,
LAUGHING, CHUCKLING,
406
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,250
CHORTLING, AND/OR TITTERING.
407
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,460
NO MORE HA HAs,
HEY HEYs, HO HOs,
408
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,498
TEE-HEEs, OR YUCK-YUCKs.
409
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,250
UNLESS KUZCO MAKES A JOKE.
410
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,580
AND FINALLY,
THERE'S THE NEW
NO-TOUCHY RULE
411
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,583
WITH ONE EXCEPTION--
412
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,293
MALINA CAN TOUCH KUZCO
AT ANY TIME.
413
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,001
KRONK, THESE RULES
DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU
AT ALL.
414
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,750
IT'S LIKE THEY WERE
MADE UP OUT OF THIN AIR
415
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,000
BY SOMEONE
WHO'S POMPOUS,
FULL OF THEMSELF,
416
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,170
AND ENLISTING
HIS EMPEROR POWERS.
417
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,286
REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?
418
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,961
YEAH, STARTS WITH K
AND ENDS WITH AN UZCO.
419
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,208
UH-OH...I DON'T KNOW.
420
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,878
IT'S LIKE
THE GOOD OLD DAYS,
421
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,955
WHEN I WAS FULL-ON EMPEROR,
422
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,878
ONLY BETTER,
423
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,955
BECAUSE NOW,
NO ONE KNOWS IT'S ME
424
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,418
MAKING ALL THE RULES.
425
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,876
AND THAT'S BETTER...HOW?
426
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,455
I GET TO BE
A CONTROL FREAK.
427
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,958
BUT EVERYONE
STILL LOVES ME.
428
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,458
BUT NOBODY LOVES ME.
429
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,498
THEY THINK
I'M THE FREAKY CONTROLLER
FREAK THING YOU SAID.
430
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,210
I KNOW.
AREN'T PEOPLE FUNNY?
431
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,578
I GUESS,
BUT NO ONE'S FOLLOWING
YOUR NEW RULES ANYWAY.
432
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,713
WHAT?
433
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,078
I CAUGHT KUKA, KUKZY,
AND KURY SNICKERING,
434
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,423
SO I GAVE THEM
A TICKET,
435
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,876
BUT THEY KEPT ON
SNICKERING...
436
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:23,995
AT ME!
437
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330
WHEN I TOLD MR. MOLEGUACO
NO BEING SHORT,
438
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,423
HE THREATENED ME
WITH DETENTION.
439
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:30,706
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T
ENFORCE MY RULES,
440
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,208
I GUESS OUR DEAL'S OFF.
441
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,628
I'LL JUST HAVE
TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT
YOUR THREE TICKETS.
442
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,575
OH, COME ON.
WHAT MORE CAN I DO?
443
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,833
DUMP THEM ALL
IN THE DUNGEON?
444
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:47,416
FRANKLY,
THIS IS GETTING
OUT OF CONTROL.
445
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,576
AH, MY OLD FRIENDS,
SOON WE'LL BE TOGETHER.
446
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,253
IN PERSON INPERSAFIGALIA.
447
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,880
KRONK, TELL ME KUZCO
HAS BEEN EXPELLED.
448
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:04,825
WHAT IS THIS?
449
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,003
YOU GOT A TICKET.
450
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,960
IT'S NOW ILLEGAL TO BE UGLY
BEYOND ALL BELIEF.
451
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:13,168
ALSO, DINOSAURS ARE NO LONGER
ALLOWED TO ROAM THE EARTH.
452
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,826
I'M NO DINOSAUR.
453
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,713
THAT'S ONE OPINION.
454
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:16,958
YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME.
455
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,878
BLAME PRINCIPAL AMZY.
SHE MADE ME HALL MONITOR.
456
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,955
BUT, KRONK, I'M--
457
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,708
I KNOW, YOU'RE INNOCENT.
YOU WERE FRAMED.
458
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:27,288
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, LADY.
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
459
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,421
MY JOB...
460
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:32,876
OF CONTROL-FREAK,
RULE-OBSESSED MONSTER.
461
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,375
HEY, KRONETY-KRONK-KRONK.
462
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,495
DID YOU ARREST YZMA?
463
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,630
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
464
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,705
SHE ONLY DID TWO THINGS
465
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,878
THAT WERE
AGAINST THE RULES.
466
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,745
KRONK, WE'VE ALREADY
GONE OVER THIS.
467
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,330
THREE IS THE MAGIC NUMBER.
468
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,463
I KNOW.
469
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,998
BUT IF YOU KEEP
HAVING ME DUNGEON PEOPLE,
470
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,290
YOU'LL END UP
EMPEROR OF NOTHING!
471
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,631
JUST LIKE THAT GUY...
IN THAT STORY...
472
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:57,075
WHO ENDED UP
EMPEROR OF NOTHING.
473
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,713
THANKS FOR THAT.
I'LL LOG THAT ONE AWAY.
474
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,078
NOW GO BACK TO YZMA
AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE
SHE DID WRONG.
475
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,003
LIKE WHAT?
476
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,293
WELL?
477
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,711
IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
TO SAY WELL.
478
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,208
BUT...KRONK!
479
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,828
EXCELLENT WORK, KRONK.
480
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,173
AIN'T RULING A BLAST?
481
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,076
YEAH, A BLAST.
482
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,463
NO BEING
A KINDLY FATHER FIGURE.
483
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,458
NO LLAMA-HERDING.
484
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,498
NO BEING A PEASANT.
485
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,710
NO BEING
A KINDLY MOTHER FIGURE.
486
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,578
NO HOUSEKEEPING.
487
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,383
NO BEING THE WIFE
OF A PEASANT.
488
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,415
NO BEING SMALL,
BEING ENERGETIC,
489
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,456
OR BEING THE KIDS
OF A PEASANT.
490
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,578
NO CHECKER-PLAYING.
491
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,583
NO BAD JOKES.
492
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,463
NO LAUGHING AT
YOUR OWN BAD JOKES.
493
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,078
NO LOOKING
LIKE EACH OTHER.
494
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,173
NO EATING HAY.
495
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,326
NO RECORD-KEEPING.
496
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,713
NO EXERCISE.
497
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:43,828
NO WIND CHIMES.
498
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:47,503
NO BEING HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE.
499
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,290
BOOM BAM, BABY.
500
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,881
WAIT,
AM I SEEING RIGHT?
501
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,995
DIDN'T THIS PLACE
USED TO BE MORE...
502
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,880
COLORFUL?
503
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,415
YEAH,
BUT YOU MADE ME DUNGEON
504
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:59,376
THE BACKGROUND PAINTERS,
TOO.
505
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:04,575
OH, YEAH. BEING
A BEHIND-THE-SCENES
MASTERMIND
506
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,583
IS A LOT OF WORK.
507
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:06,713
AND THAT MAKES ME
508
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,578
ONE HUNGRY
KING OF THE WORLD.
509
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,133
SO, BE A GOOD KRONK
510
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,875
AND FETCH ME
SOMETHING TO EAT.
511
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,205
CAFETERIA'S CLOSED.
512
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,248
MATA'S IN THE DUNGEON,
REMEMBER?
513
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,080
RIGHT.
FOR MAKING SQUID GOULASH,
514
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,003
FOR TALKING TOO SLOW,
515
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,500
AND FOR USING DINER SLANG
516
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,880
THAT EVEN SHE
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
517
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,455
GO BOAT TWEENY
UP AND OVER
518
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,168
WITH A SPINNER
FOR THE BEST BOY.
519
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,576
STAT.
520
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,578
TECHNICALLY, I COULD
WHIP SOMETHING UP,
521
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,463
BUT I HAVE NO APPETITE.
522
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:34,748
EVERYONE THINKS
I'M A MONSTER.
523
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,630
MALINA THINKS I'M A MONSTER.
524
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,415
BUT IT'S REALLY YOU.
525
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,456
YOU'RE THE MONSTER.
526
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,578
HMM...
PIZZA OR BURGER,
BURGER OR PIZZA?
527
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,003
THAT'S IT!
I'M THROUGH!
528
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
OOH, I KNOW--
ICE CREAM.
529
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,960
WAIT,
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
530
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,828
YEAH. I QUIT!
531
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,881
HMM...WHO NEEDS HIM?
532
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,705
♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪
533
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,498
♪ I'VE GOT THE PLACE
ALL TO ME ♪
534
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,880
♪ ME ME ME ME ME ♪
535
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,125
♪ YES, I DULY RULE ♪
536
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,455
♪ AND I RUN THE SCHOOL ♪
537
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,958
♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪
538
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:23,168
♪ I'VE GOT
MORE ROOM FOR... ♪
539
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,706
♪ ME ♪
540
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,003
HEY, WHERE'S
THE BUG AND MONKEY?
541
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,166
OH, RIGHT...DUNGEON.
542
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,746
SEE, JUST LIKE KRONK
SAID WOULD HAPPEN--
543
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,420
YOU'RE THE EMPEROR
OF NOTHING.
544
00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,456
WAY TO GO.
545
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,458
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, BOY.
YOU GOT POWER.
546
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,748
THAT'S NOT NOTHING.
547
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,710
POWER OVER WHAT?
548
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,958
HA! AN EMPTY SCHOOL,
AN EMPTY LIFE.
549
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:48,958
BIG WHOOPITY, SO WHAT?
550
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,078
YOUR BACKGROUNDS
AREN'T EVEN PAINTED.
551
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,173
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
552
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,126
YOU'RE A STUPID
FLOATING DOUGHNUT HEAD.
553
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,575
THAT'S A HALO!
554
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,383
HMM...
555
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,825
MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE.
556
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,713
MAKING UP KOO-KOO
KUZCO RULES--
557
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:02,878
THAT'S ONE.
558
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,875
BLACKMAILING
THE KRONKMEISTER--
THAT'S TWO.
559
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:08,455
AND NOT BEING ABLE
TO THINK OF A THIRD ONE--
560
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,418
THAT'S THREE.
561
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,456
BYE-BYE.
562
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:15,708
KUZCO?
563
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,998
HEY, EVERYBODY.
564
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,170
WOW, THE RULES UP THERE
ARE A LITTLE WEIRD, HUH?
565
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,826
YEAH,
BUT YOU MADE THEM.
566
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:22,713
LET HIM FINISH.
567
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,828
WELL, WHOEVER
CAME UP WITH THEM
568
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,293
NEEDS TO DO
SOME HARD THINKING
569
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,581
ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE AN EMPEROR.
570
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,463
YOU MEAN, YOU.
571
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,168
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NOT ME.
572
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,956
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND
ALL MOLEGUACO ABOUT IT,
573
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,748
BUT I AM GOING
TO BE EMPEROR
574
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,420
AGAIN, EVENTUALLY, SO...
575
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,706
I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT
TO PUT A LITTLE THOUGHT
IN THAT AREA.
576
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:41,828
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
577
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,383
THOSE NEW RULES
DID SOME GOOD AFTER ALL.
578
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,455
EXCUSE ME, BOYS,
579
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,878
IF YOU'RE DONE WITH
THE HEART-TO-HEART,
580
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,745
WHERE'S THE KEY?
581
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,500
PONCHO POCKET,
LEFT-HAND SIDE.
582
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,710
NO PROBLEMO.
I'LL GET IT.
583
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:56,628
[STRAINING]
584
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,458
OK, LISTEN UP
TO OLD KRONK HERE.
585
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,578
I'VE GOT ONE
LAST NEW RULE TO ANNOUNCE.
586
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,963
IT'S THE NO MORE
MAKING NEW RULES RULE.
587
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:11,458
IT'S NAME IS
PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY.
588
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,578
NO NEW RULES.
589
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,883
THERE, THAT OUGHT
TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
590
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,705
WAIT A MINUTE.
NO NEW RULES,
591
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,998
BUT THAT'S A NEW RULE.
592
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,460
IT CANCELS ITSELF OUT.
593
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,828
OR DOES IT?
594
00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:23,753
I DON'T KNOW.
595
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,000
MY HEAD HURTS.
I NEED A NAP.
596
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,630
KRONK OUT.
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