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HI THERE. TODAY'S SHOW
IS REALLY FUNNY.
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SO YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING,
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"HEY, KUZCO. WHAT'S THE SECRET
TO MAKING A FUNNY SHOW?"
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WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A LITTLE THING
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WE IN THE COMEDY BUSINESS
LIKE TO CALL "TIMING--
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
[CHORUS] LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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Yzma: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
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THE INCAN FUNERAL MASK WAS
ONLY ON LOAN FROM THE MUSEUM.
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IT CAN'T BE MISSING.
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IT WAS HERE YESTERDAY.
NOW IT'S GONE.
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THAT MEANS MISSING.
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WELL, I KNOW WHO TOOK IT.
KUZCO.
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HM. WHICH IS BETTER?
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MY RIGHT PROFILE,
OR MY LEFT?
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RIGHT, LEFT,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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EXACTLY.
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I'M ALL-AROUND HANDSOME.
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DON'T PLAY INNOCENT,
YOU THIEF.
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LOOK. I'D LOVE TO BLAME KUZCO,
AND WRAP THIS UP BEFORE LUNCH.
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PERFECT.
- BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH FUN
THAT SOUNDS,
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WE CAN'T DO IT.
- WHY?
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BECAUSE WE NEED THE MASK BACK.
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SO...
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WHO WAS ON GUARD DUTY
LAST NIGHT?
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THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY.
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RELAX, MR. M.
I'LL CLEAR THIS ALL UP,
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AND WE CAN FINISH
THIS EPISODE EARLY.
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WELCOME TO KUZCO'S DOODLES.
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THAT'S WHERE I
DRAW IT LIKE IT IS.
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AND WAS.
CHECK IT OUT.
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KUZCOP, REPORTING
FOR GUARD DUTY.
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NO. JUST A SEC.
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KUZCOP IS MORE
MUSCLE-LY THAN THAT.
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YEAH. HEH-HEH.
THAT'S GOOD.
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AND KUZCOP HAS ONE OF THOSE
COP-CLUB THINGIES.
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OOP! AND DON'T FORGET
KUZCOP'S VICIOUS POLICE DOG.
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HIS NAME IS FUZZ.
[LAUGHS] ALRIGHTEE!
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MY EAGLE EYES SEE EVERYTHING.
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MY RADAR EARS HEAR EVERYTHING.
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AND MY LIGHTNING-FAST REFLEXES
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CATCH EVERYTHING.
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CALL ME SUPER-AWARE MAN!
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SO THERE I WAS,
GUARDING THE MASK.
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DON'T LET ME SLEEPING FOOL YA.
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I ALWAYS SLEEP
WITH ONE EYE OPEN.
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BOOM, BAM, BABY!
THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED.
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"HE" APPEARED.
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"I AMVIRACOCHA. THE CREATOR.
THE GREAT POWER ABOVE."
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AND I SAID,
"HEY, YOU'RE THE TOP GUY.
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THE MAIN MAN.
THE BIG KAHUNA.
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MISTER HOT STUFF.
EL NUMERO UNO."
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AND HE SAID,
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" YES. I AM ALL THAT."
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SO I WAS ALL, "LEMME GUESS.
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YOU'RE HERE TO PRAISE ME,
ADMIRE ME,
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BASK IN MY GLORIOUS GLORY?"
AND HE WAS ALL,
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" NO. I HAVE MANIFESTED MYSELF
FOR ONE REASON,
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AND ONE REASON ONLY.
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THE MASK!"
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AND I SAID,
"HANDS OFF THERE, KOOCHIE-KOO!"
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THEN HE DID HIS IMPRESSION
OF A LLAMA,
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AND TOLD A FUNNY RIDDLE.
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IT WENT, "WHY DID THE GOD OF
CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD?"
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Mr. Moleguaco: STOP, STOP, STOP!
THAT'S YOUR STORY, KUZCO?
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SURE, IT'S INTERESTING.
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BUT IT'S MISSING SOMETHING.
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LIKE, OH...
AN OUNCE OF TRUTH.
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SO WHAT WAS THE ANSWER
TO THE CHICKEN RIDDLE?
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THE ANSWER IS:
KUZCO'S A LIAR!
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I AM NOT.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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COME ON, KUZCO. YOU'RE ALWAYS
MAKING UP TALL TALES.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU TOLD
THE REAL STORY.
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OKAY, LOOK.
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I KNOW I'VE MADE UP
A FEW TALL TALES IN THE PAST.
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LIKE THE TIME I TOLD EVERYONE
I HAD A GIANT BLUE LLAMA
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NAMED BABE. BUT I HAD TO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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SEE, I GOTTA KEEP THINGS
FROM GETTING BORING.
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BY STRETCHING THE FACTS,
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I MAKE THEM MORE INTERESTING.
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AND THAT MAKES ME
MORE INTERESTING.
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WHICH IS HARD TO DO,
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SINCE I'M ALREADY
SO INTERESTING.
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BUT THAT'S THE GREAT
KUZCO CURSE.
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NOW, NOBODY BELIEVES ME.
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WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
'CAUSE...
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MY STORY IS TRUE!
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WHY ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME?
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KUZCO TOOK THE MASK.
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I KNOW. LET'S HEAR
KRONK'S SIDE OF THINGS.
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I'M SURE HE CAN HELP US
GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
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CAN'T YOU, KRONK?
[CACKLES] OH, YES.
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GO ON.
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TELL THE STORY
WE REHEARSED...
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UH, I MEAN...
TELL US WHAT YOU SAW.
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GO AHEAD, KRONK.
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AND PLEASE DON'T LEAVE OUT
ANY DETAILS.
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GOTCHA. MY MIND
IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP.
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I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
AS IF IT WAS YESTERDAY.
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WHICH IT WAS.
YESTERDAY.
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GOT UP AT 6:27 A.M.
SHARP.
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THEN I TOOK MY SPONGE BATH.
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PLAYED WITH CHUBBY DUCKY.
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HE'S A LITTLE FELLA
WHO'S CUTE.
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AND HE'S YELLOW.
AND HE'S CHUBBY.
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THEN I PICKED OUT MY CLOTHES.
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ALWAYS A TOUGH DECISION.
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FOR BREAKFAST, I HAD
MANGO JUICE WITH PULP.
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A CHEESY FRITTATA,
A LOW-FAT MINI-MUFFIN,
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AND A BISCOTTI.
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ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL,
I SAID HI TO THE LLAMAS.
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BLEETY-BLEET AND BLEET!
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I STOPPED TO CHAT
WITH TOBO AND IPI.
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"YOU CHECKERIN' UP ON US?"
THEY SAID. [LAUGHS]
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THOSE LITTLE JOKESTERS.
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"CHECKERIN'".
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I SAW A TRI-COLOR BRUSH FINCH.
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SEVENTEENTH ONE THIS MONTH.
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AT THREE COLORS PER FINCH,
THAT'S 51 COLORS--
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Yzma: KRONK!
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SPEED IT UP.
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MY BRAIN, OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT,
IS HURTING.
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RIIIIIGHT.
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NIGHT FELL.
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AND MALINA AND I
SHOWED UP FOR GUARD DUTY.
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KUZCO WAS SLEEPIN',
MAKING FUNNY NOISES.
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SNORTY-SNORT-SNORT
SNOREY-SNORE.
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SO MALINA AND I
WATCHED THE MASK.
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THEN MALINA WENT OUT
TO HER LOCKER.
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AND I FOLLOWED, BECAUSE THAT
MASK WAS CREEPIN' ME OUT.
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AND WHEN WE GOT BACK,
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THE MASK WAS GONE!
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YEAH, THERE WAS
ONE OTHER THING.
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SOMETHING ELSE...
IMPORTANT.
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CAN'T QUITE PUT
MY FINGER ON IT...
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KRONK. THAT WAS
A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE.
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NO ONE WILL SUSPECT
THAT IT WAS YOU WHO TOOK IT.
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BUT I REALLY
DIDN'T TAKE IT.
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WHAT? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO,
REMEMBER?
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STEAL THE MASK.
PLANT IT ON KUZCO.
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KUZCO GETS BLAMED. KUZCO
GETS EXPELLED. BRILLIANT.
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OH, THAT'S THE OTHER THING
I WAS SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER.
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I FORGOT.
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WELL...THEN IF YOU
DIDN'T TAKE THE MASK,
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WHO DID?
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Kuzco: HEY,
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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WHY WOULD I WANT
A FUNERAL MASK?
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WHY WOULD I WANT ANY MASK?
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AND DENY MY FANS THIS?
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YEP. I DEFINITELY LOOK GOOD
BOTH WAYS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE,
PRINCIPAL AMZI.
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WOW! WHEN DID WE GET THAT?
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YOU TOOK THE MASK.
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YOU KNOW YOU DID.
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NO ONE BELIEVES
THE TALL TALE YOU MADE UP.
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YES, KUZCO MAY HAVE DREAMED UP
THE WHOLEVIRACOCHA STORY,
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BUT NOT TO COVER UP A CRIME.
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I THINK HE REALLY
DREAMED IT.
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HERE'S ME. AND KRONK,
LOOKING GOOD.
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AND KUZCO. SO.
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WE ALL SHOWED UP
TO GUARD THE MASK.
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KUZCO FELL ASLEEP--
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Kuzco: WHOA. HOLD ON.
THAT'S NOT HOW I LOOK.
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I AM MUCH HANDSOMER.
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Malina: KUZCO?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THESE ARE MY DOODLES.
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Kuzco: UH, I'VE GOT AN IMAGE
TO KEEP UP?
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Malina: I'LL CUT RIGHT
TO THE CHASE.
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ONLY A BAD GUY WOULD STEAL
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A MASK AS RARE AND AS VALUABLE
AS THIS.
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AND IN OUR CASE,
A BAD GIRL. YZMA.
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Yzma: IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
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WHY WOULD YZMA STEAL THIS MASK?
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THE GIRL IS OBVIOUSLY SIDING
WITH KUZCO AGAINST ME.
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UH...I MEAN,
AGAINST YZMA.
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WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL AMZI.
IF YZMA CONVINCED EVERYONE THAT
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KUZCO STOLE THE MASK, THEN KUZCO
WOULD BE EXPELLED.
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AND YZMA WOULD EQUAL EMPRESS.
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WE MUST QUESTION YZMA.
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[SNORTS] VERY WELL.
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I'LL GET HER.
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SO. YOU WANT MY STORY, HUH?
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FIRST OFF, THERE WAS NO WAY
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I HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE THEFT OF ANYTHING,
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MUCH LESS A MASK.
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I WAS IN MY SEWING ROOM,
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QUILTING A WONDERFUL BLANKET
FOR MAMA YZMA.
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THEN I WORKED IN MY GARDEN.
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THE LILIES WERE IN BLOOM.
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LATER, I DID
THE SPRING FASHION SHOW.
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THE THEME THIS YEAR WAS,
"PURPLE IS THE NEW PURPLE".
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AND AFTER A GIG WITH MY BAND,
THE E'S,
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I SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT
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FEEDING THE POOR, HUNGRY
WOODLAND CREATURES,
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WHO HAVE NO HOME.
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WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE
ANYTHING YOU SAY?
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BECAUSE I'M 100% TOTALLY
INNOCENT OF ANY CRIME.
227
00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,290
LAST NIGHT.
228
00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,711
PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T
GETTING US ANYWHERE.
229
00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,498
SOMEONE TOOK THE MASK.
230
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,290
[MAN] AFFIRMATIVE.
231
00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,628
[GASPS] A VAMPIRE!
232
00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:33,173
NAME'S CAMERON.
CAM, FOR SHORT.
233
00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,706
I WORK SECURITY.
YOU CAN CALL ME...
234
00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,128
SECURITY CAM.
[KRONK LAUGHS]
235
00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:40,285
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
236
00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,171
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN HERE?
237
00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,626
I WAS INSTALLED
YESTERDAY.
238
00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,995
THE MUSEUM NEVER LENDS THE MASK
WITHOUT PROPER SECURITY.
239
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000
JUST HURRY UP AND TELL US
WHAT YOU SAW.
240
00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,580
MY BLOOD SUGAR'S
GETTING LOW.
241
00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,463
AFFIRMATIVE.
242
00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,418
I SAW...EVERYTHING.
243
00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,706
THIS CIRCLE STANDS
FOR KUZCO.
244
00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:57,168
THIS IS MALINA.
245
00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,166
AND THIS IS KRONK.
246
00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,576
AT APPROXIMATELY 1900 HOURS,
247
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,463
THEY ARRIVED TO GUARD
THE MASK.
248
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,578
THEN KUZCO TRIED
TO KISS MALINA.
249
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,753
AND SHE PUSHED HIM AWAY.
250
00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,500
MALINA LEFT THE ROOM.
251
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,880
KRONK SPLIT, TOO.
252
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,995
WHICH LEFT KUZCO
ALONE WITH THE MASK.
253
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,420
THEN HE INSTANTLY TOOK A TRIP
ON THE OLD SNOOZE TRAIN.
254
00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,576
THEN HE WOKE UP
255
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,213
WHENVIRACOCHA ARRIVED
256
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,168
AND TOOK THE MASK.
257
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,576
VIRACOCHA WAS THE THIEF?
258
00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,333
SO KUZCO REALLY DID
TELL THE TRUTH?
259
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,423
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
260
00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,326
YOU ALL OWE ME
A BIG FAT APOLOGY.
261
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,713
[SNORTS] YOU CAN'T TRUST
THAT SECURITY CAM.
262
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:32,998
KUZCO'S LYING!
263
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,420
Man: UH...NO,
HE'S NOT.
264
00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,168
VIRACOCHA!
265
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,626
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A MYTH.
266
00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,575
DIDN'T SEE A THING.
DIDN'T SEE A THING.
267
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,383
THANKS FOR TOTALLY
RUINING MY DAY.
268
00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,165
YO, V-MAN!
269
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,376
I TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS YOU,
270
00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,995
BUT THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
271
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:52,580
HELLO.
272
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,633
PACHA?
PACHA?
273
00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,495
PACHA?
MR. CHECHA?
274
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,580
YES, IT'S ME.
275
00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,423
WHAT THE BLAZES
ARE YOU DOING?
276
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:01,496
HOLA! IT'S TIME FOR
PACHA'S DOODLES.
277
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,210
THAT'S THE PART WHERE I EXPLAIN
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
278
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,418
EVERY YEAR, I GO TO
279
00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:09,456
THE KUZCONIAN EMPIRE'S
ANNUAL RENAISSANCE FAIR
280
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,578
AND LLAMA RACE.
281
00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,003
AND EVERY YEAR, ALL MY FRIENDS
282
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000
HAVE REALLY GREAT COSTUMES.
283
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,880
EXCEPT FOR ME.
284
00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,415
BUT WITH THAT MASK,
THIS YEAR,
285
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,996
I'D HAVE THE BEST
OUTFIT OF ALL.
286
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,880
VIRACOCHA.
287
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,875
Kuzco: AW, GEE, THANKS, PACHA!
288
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,205
I WAS ALMOST IN SOME
SERIOUS TROUBLE, HERE.
289
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,458
NOBODY BELIEVED ME,
AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
290
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,128
HEY, IT WASN'T MY
TAKING THE MASK
291
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,955
THAT MADE EVERYONE
NOT BELIEVE YOU.
292
00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,498
IT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE ALWAYS SPEWING
293
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,250
THOSE OUTRAGEOUS
TALL TALES.
294
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,750
I DON'T WANNA SOUND MEAN, BUT
295
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,170
REALLY, WHO WOULD EVER
BELIEVE YOU?
296
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,206
OH, YEAH?
297
00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,828
WELL, I GUESS SOMETIMES
298
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,713
MY TALL TALES CAN BE
A LITTLE...
299
00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:45,578
UH...TALL.
300
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,995
I GUESS NO ONE OWES ME
AN APOLOGY, AFTER ALL.
301
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE DON'T.
302
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,420
BUT WE'RE SORRY,
ANYWAY.
303
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,576
AND WE'LL TRY TO BELIEVE YOU
IN THE FUTURE.
304
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,293
GOOD. AND I'LL TRY
TO FORGIVE YOU.
305
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,581
IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.
306
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,633
SEE, HERE'S THE DEAL.
307
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,575
IT TURNS OUT, PACHA
FORGOT TO TELL MR. M
308
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,423
ABOUT USING THE MASK
FOR HIS LITTLE DRESS-UP PARTY.
309
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,496
HE FELT REAL BAD,
310
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,000
SO HE AGREED NOT ONLY
TO PAY THE LATE FEE,
311
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,460
BUT ALSO TO POLISH
THE ENTIRE KUZCO ACADEMY.
312
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,748
UH, PACHA?
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
313
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,750
HA HA! SILLY PACHA.
314
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,460
THE END.
315
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,575
♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪
316
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,963
♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO GO! ♪
317
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,498
Kuzco: KUZCLUB WEEK?
318
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500
I GOTTA JOIN A CLUB
FOR A WHOLE WEEK,
319
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,630
OR I DON'T GRADUATE?
320
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,705
WHAT LLAMA-BRAIN
CAME UP WITH THAT?
321
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:32,628
YOU DID.
322
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,245
IT WAS ONE OF YOUR
EMPEROR DECREES.
323
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,290
OH. WELL...
324
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,081
I MUST'VE GONE TEMPORARILY
LLAMA-LOCO,
325
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,833
'CAUSE I DON'T
LIKE CLUBS.
326
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,583
THEY'RE ALL TEAM-WORKY
AND HARD.
327
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,583
WHY NOT TRY
JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS?
328
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,503
KRONK'S PACK LEADER.
329
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,580
MAYBE HE'LL CUT YOU
SOME SLACK.
330
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,503
YAY! SLACK!
331
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,580
I MEAN...WHO SAID
I WANT IT EASY?
332
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,833
I'M A TOUGHITY-TOUGH
TOUGH GUY.
333
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,003
FINE. THERE ARE LOTS
OF CLUBS.
334
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,460
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT
TO HAVE A LITTLE MONTAGE,
335
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,078
WHERE YOU TRY OUT
A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ONES
336
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,883
BEFORE FINALLY ADMITTING
I'M RIGHT,
337
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,575
AND JOINING JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS.
338
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,883
YAY! MONTAGE!
339
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,705
SO THEN I TRIED A WHOLE BUNCH
OF DIFFERENT CLUBS--
340
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:08,498
STOP IT! KUZCO, JUST JOIN
JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS.
341
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,830
AND I'M PLEASED TO REPORT
THAT, FOR KUZCLUB WEEK,
342
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,333
I'VE GOT A NEW
JUNIOR CHIPMUNK RECRUIT.
343
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,213
[DEEP BREATH] DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH.
DAH-DAH-DAH-DIT-DEE DAH.
344
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,878
DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH DIT-DAH.
345
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,495
DAH-DAH-DAH-DAHHH!
346
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,460
KUZCO!
347
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,418
KUZCO JOINED JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS?
348
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:28,876
YEAH. DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY LITTLE
DAH-TI-DAH-TI-DAH-TI-DAH THING?
349
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,415
THIS IS PERFECT.
350
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,456
AS EVERYONE KNOWS,
351
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,458
JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS HAVE TO
EARN PATCHES.
352
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,578
ALL SORTS OF SILLY PATCHES.
353
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,213
AND IF KUZCO DOESN'T
EARN A PATCH,
354
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,958
HE WON'T PASS KUZCLUB WEEK.
AND HE'LL FAIL.
355
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,128
Kronk: HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE.
356
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,955
BUT I DIDN'T GET TO
MY BRILLIANT PLAN YET.
357
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,328
YEAH. SORRY, PRINCIPAL AMZI,
358
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,963
BUT I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE
NOT QUITE GETTING THE SPIRIT
359
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,168
OF KUZCLUB WEEK.
360
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,456
BUT THAT'S OKAY, KRONK.
361
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,578
FOR, YOU SEE,
362
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,463
I AM YZMA!
363
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,418
NO WAY!
364
00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,456
WHAT? YOU JUST DRESS UP
LIKE AMZI,
365
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,998
AND THEN WAIT ALL DAY
FOR A CHANCE
366
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,460
TO DO THE BIG REVEAL?
367
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,418
AH, PRETTY MUCH.
368
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,206
NOW, TO THE
JUNIOR CHIPMUNK CAMP!
369
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,328
WHERE WE WILL...
370
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,383
PREVENT KUZCO FROM
EARNING A PATCH!
371
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,415
NO, NO, NO.
NO WAY, IZ-MAY.
372
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,326
JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS
IS MY TURF.
373
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,883
IT'S ALL ABOUT WORKIN' HARD.
TEAMWORK. SELFLESSNESS.
374
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,875
SO YOU BACK AWAY.
AND I'M NOT KIDDIN', LADY.
375
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,415
YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.
376
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,826
I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE
SOMEWHERE.
377
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,713
YOU KNOW I HAVE TO.
378
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,578
AND I'M DRAWIN' IT
RIGHT-RIGHT--
379
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:28,253
UH...YOU GOT ANY PAPER
FOR...THE LINE-DRAW?
380
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,380
THANKS! OKAY.
381
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,875
I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE.
RIGHT...
382
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:33,995
WHAT ABOUT A PEN?
383
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,880
THERE'S GOTTA BE A PEN
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
384
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,165
LINE AIN'T GONNA
DRAW ITSELF!
385
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,326
[ECHOING] HELLO!
ED?
386
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,963
DON'T WORRY, KRONK.
387
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,878
I WILL KEEP MY HANDS OFF.
388
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:47,125
ZIM! ZAM! GET IN HERE!
389
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,958
YES, AUNT YZMA.
390
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,958
AH, MY FAVORITE NEPHEWS.
391
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:57,628
I HAVE A LITTLE
ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.
392
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:58,575
[CACKLING]
393
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,333
[LAUGHING]
WELCOME, NEW RECRUITS,
394
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,713
TO THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS.
395
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,998
YOU MIGHT THINK
LIFE IN THE 'MUNKS
396
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,210
IS GONNA BE EASY.
397
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,708
NO KIDDING. WE JUST
TALK TO SOME SQUIRRELS,
398
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,378
AND WE'RE HOME BY, WHAT?
NOON? WHAT'S THE POINT?
399
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,995
THE POINT...IS SURVIVAL.
400
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,630
TEAMWORK. BEING UNSELFISH.
401
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,875
Y'ALL GOT A LOT TO LEARN.
402
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,455
AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE,
IN THIS:
403
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,128
THE CHIMPUNKUAL.
404
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,325
THAT'S THE WORD "CHIPMUNK",
405
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,293
COMBINED WITH THE WORD "MANUAL".
YOU GET IT?
406
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,381
YEAH, I GET IT.
407
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,995
IT'S ONE OF THOSE
BOOK-THINGS.
408
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,960
MORE THAN THAT.
409
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,828
IT'S A LIST OF
THE OVER 100 PATCHES
410
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,833
YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO EARN
WHILE A MEMBER OF THE 'MUNKS.
411
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,463
BUT, KRONK.
WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK.
412
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458
WELL THEN, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
413
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,288
LET'S GET STARTED.
414
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,421
YAY! MONTAGE.
415
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,956
Kronk: THE ROPE-MAKING PATCH.
416
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:47,878
WE ARE NOW TESTING THE STRENGTH
OF THE ROPES YOU HAVE MADE.
417
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,575
SO...ARE YOU TWO,
LIKE, RELATED?
418
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,418
[SCREAMS]
419
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,286
[CRUNCH]
OOF!
420
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,331
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
I'M OKAY.
421
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,383
[GIGGLING]
422
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,205
Kronk: THE STONE-CUTTING PATCH.
423
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,498
THE KEY IS TO PERFECTLY
CUT EACH STONE,
424
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,880
TO FORM-FIT ITS NEIGHBOR.
425
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,075
[GRUNTING, GROANING]
426
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,253
[BOOM]
[PANTING]
427
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:14,330
WELL, IT'S EASIER THAN IT LOOKS,
HUH, KUZCO?
428
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,963
HA HA HA.
[YIPES]
429
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,998
NOT SO EASY.
430
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,210
[GIGGLING]
431
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:22,078
Kronk: THE CANOEING PATCH.
432
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,750
[DRILLING]
433
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,248
YAH!
434
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,000
Zim, Zam: [GIGGLING]
435
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,580
Kronk: THE COOKING PATCH.
436
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,293
Zim, Zam: [GIGGLING]
437
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,751
Kronk: THE ARCHERY PATCH.
438
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,075
NO! BELIEVE ME,
439
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,333
YOU DO NOT WANNA
SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
440
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,333
TRUST ME. LET'S JUST
MOVE ALONG.
441
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,293
MOVE ALONG. MOVE ALONG!
442
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,581
WOW, KUZCO.
443
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:52,003
I'VE NEVER, NEVER SEEN ANYONE
FAIL EVERY PATCH.
444
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,330
THAT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND
OF RECORD.
445
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,003
GUESS JUNIOR CHIPMUNK'S
NOT SO EASY AFTER ALL.
446
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,630
NOT QUITE GOING THE WAY
I THOUGHT.
447
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,995
BUT I BLAME THOSE TWO.
448
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
THE TROUBLEMINT TWINS.
449
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,460
THEY KEEP THROWIN' ME
OFF MY GROOVE.
450
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,328
I'M SORRY, KUZCO. BUT AS PACK
LEADER, I HAVE TO INFORM YOU
451
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,633
THAT IF YOU FAIL TO EARN
A PATCH, YOU [SIGHS]
452
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,705
FAIL KUZCLUB WEEK.
453
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,328
I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WON'T
GRADUATE,
454
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,003
OR GAIN YOUR FULL
EMPEROR TITLE.
455
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,330
HUH?
456
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,213
WOW. YOUR WHOLE LIFE
JUST WENT DOWN THE TUBES, HUH.
457
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,708
KER-FLUSH.
NO NO NO NO.
458
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,578
THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST ONE
MORE PATCH IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
459
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,083
WELL, I MEAN, THE ONLY ONE LEFT
460
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,713
IS THE ONE PATCH EVEN
461
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,378
I HAVEN'T EARNED.
462
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,205
THE CONDOR PATCH.
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
463
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,995
WHAT THE HEY?
464
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,710
THAT MUSIC? YEAH.
465
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,248
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
YOU SAY "CONDOR PATCH".
466
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,580
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
467
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,463
OH. COOL.
468
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,378
[CLEARS THROAT]
"CONDOR PATCH."
469
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,245
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
470
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,000
EARNING THE CONDOR PATCH--
471
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,420
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
472
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,246
IS NOT GONNA BE EASY, KUZCO.
473
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,580
IT'S NOT GONNA BE...
474
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,293
EASY!
RIGHT.
475
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,171
THE CONDOR PATCH!
476
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,996
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
477
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,420
HEY. STOP SAYIN' THAT.
478
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,456
CONDOR PATCH? CONDOR PATCH.
CONDOR PATCH. CONDOR PATCH.
479
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:03,208
CONDOR PATCH! CONDOR PATCH.
CONDOR PATCH...
480
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,495
♪ [MILITARY DRUMS] ♪
HEY!
481
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,080
Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
FOLLOW ME!
482
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,713
[CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
ONE TWO THREE!
483
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,288
Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
SHOW YOUR SKILL!
484
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,331
[CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
CLIMB THAT HILL!
485
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,963
Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
EVERY TIME!
486
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,288
[CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS,
FORCE THAT LINE!
487
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,251
[CONDOR, SCREECHING]
488
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,830
WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
489
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,883
OH, NO, NO.
THAT WAS THE EASY PART.
490
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,415
YOU MEAN...
THERE'S MORE?
491
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,416
OH, YOU BETCHA.
492
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,286
WE GOTTA RETRIEVE
A CONDOR FEATHER.
493
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,131
THAT'S HOW YOU'LL EARN
A CONDOR BADGE.
494
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,075
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
495
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,883
NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!
496
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,745
WELL, ZAM?
HOW SHALL WE DO IT?
497
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,130
I KNOW!
498
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,165
STEP ONE: TURN KUZCO INTO
A GREAT, STINKY ARMADILLO.
499
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:43,626
STEP TWO: FEED HIM MILK THAT IS
PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE.
500
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:47,285
AND STEP THREE? ARMADILLO KUZCO
GETS A BIG STOMACH ACHE.
501
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,131
IT'S BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANT!
502
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,325
UH...HOW EXACTLY
DOES THAT STOP HIM
503
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,583
FROM EARNING
THE CONDOR PATCH?
504
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,713
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
505
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,748
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
506
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,960
THEN WE'LL JUST USE
507
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,168
THIS! A-HA HA HA
HA HA!
508
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,206
[CACKLING]
509
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,878
[SIGHS] ISN'T THERE
AN "OUT-OF-BREATH,
510
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,415
I GIVE UP, OKAY I ADMIT IT, THIS
CHIPMUNK THING IS HARD" PATCH?
511
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,706
YOU CAN DO IT, KUZCO!
512
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,828
ALL YOU NEED'S
A DRINK OF WATER.
513
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:10,963
HERE!
TAKE OURS.
514
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:14,958
GOOD IDEA. JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS
ALWAYS SHARE.
515
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,883
TO THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS.
[GULPS]
516
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,333
[SIZZLES]
517
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,825
IT WORKED!
HE DRANK IT!
518
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,003
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
519
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,750
WHAT FOOLS! BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!
520
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,210
[GIGGLING]
521
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:41,578
HUH. THAT GLOATING AND LAUGHTER
SOUNDED ODDLY FAMILIAR.
522
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:46,003
UGH. THAT'S
A FUNNY AFTERTASTE.
523
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:48,878
NOT GOOD.
524
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,125
HA! YOU'RE A STUPID
CHIPMUNK-FACE.
525
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,075
THAT'S FUNNY.
526
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,963
[SCREAMS] I'M A STUPID
CHIPMUNK-FACE!
527
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,078
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
528
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,173
YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE ISN'T FUNNY?
529
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,826
CHIPMUNKS ARE A CONDOR'S
FAVORITE FOOD.
530
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:06,003
[SCREAMS]
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!
531
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,130
[CONDOR'S SCREECH]
532
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,285
[SCREECH]
533
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,381
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
534
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,575
OH, LET'S SEE.
535
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,883
WHAT SOMEBODY IS ALWAYS
TURNING ME INTO ANIMALS?
536
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,455
YZMA?
DUH, YEAH!
537
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,458
AND SHE USED ZIM
AND ZAM TO DO IT.
538
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,208
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE CROSSED THE LINE.
539
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,998
I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT
OF A LINE
540
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,130
IF PEOPLE JUST CROSS IT
ANY OLD WHICH WAY?
541
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,495
COURSE, I NEVER DID
FIND A PEN.
542
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,580
WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T
JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS
543
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,003
ABLE TO YACKITY-YAK WITH
ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES?
544
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,170
SURE. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
545
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,416
WELL, GO OUT THERE
AND TALK TO THAT CONDOR!
546
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,706
RIIIIIGHT. HEY!
NOW YOU'RE THINKIN'.
547
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,418
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TURNIN' OUT
TO BE A GREAT JUNIOR CHIPMUNK.
548
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:47,126
THANK YOU.
♪ [MILITARY DRUMS] ♪
549
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,995
Kronk: HEY THERE!
GIANT BIRD PAL!
550
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,170
SQUAWKY-SQUAWK,
SQUAWKIN' SQUAWK!
551
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,376
Condor: SQUAWK!
SQUAWK-SQUAWK SQUAWK!
552
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,415
Kronk: HA HA HA!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
553
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,326
SQUAWKIN-DEE SQUAWK
SQUAWKIN' SQUAWK!
554
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,713
Condor: AH HA HA HA HAAA...!
555
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,580
[SCREECHING]
556
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,003
THANKS! YOU'RE THE BEST!
557
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,210
SQUAWKIN' SQUAWKER
SQUAWK SQUAWK.
558
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,498
Condor: SQUAWK!
NO PROBLEM.
559
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,380
WHEW! GLAD THAT POTION
WORE OFF.
560
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,705
I PREFER MY "ME" TO HAVE
MORE ME IN IT.
561
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:18,248
YEAH. YZMA'S POTIONS ARE A
GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS KIND OF DEAL.
562
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,250
THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY WORK.
563
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,080
AND THE BAD NEWS IS,
THEY WEAR OFF.
564
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,253
YOU KNOW. OR, IN THIS CASE,
THE, UH, BAD NEWS IS,
565
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,250
THEY WORK. AND THE GOOD NEWS IS,
THEY WEAR OFF.
566
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,290
YEAH, I GUESS IT DEPENDS
ON WHETHER YOU'RE
567
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,961
GIVING THE POTION,
OR TAKING THE POTION.
568
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,708
THE POINT IS, YZMA'S POTIONS
569
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,878
ALWAYS HAVE SOME KIND OF NEWS
ATTACHED.
570
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,995
AND IT'S EITHER GOOD OR BAD,
571
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,500
IN RELATION TO THE SPECIFIC
CIRCUMSTANCES.
572
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,130
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
I DIDN'T WANNA UNDERSTAND
573
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:41,995
ANYTHING YOU JUST SAID.
574
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,080
AND I DIDN'T.
575
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,213
AND THE BAD NEWS IS,
576
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,998
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
EARN A PATCH.
577
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,420
UH UH UH. BUT I
DID MANAGE TO GET...
578
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,576
THIS!
579
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,633
A CONDOR FEATHER!
580
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,875
IT SORTA JUST
CAME OFF IN MY HAND.
581
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,075
BUT ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
582
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,883
ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID
ABOUT SURVIVAL,
583
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,995
AND TEAMWORK, AND BEING
UNSELFISH?
584
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,210
THAT'S YOU, KRONK.
NOT ME.
585
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,498
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DESERVES THIS.
586
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000
[GASPING] I CAN FINALLY
GET MY CONDOR PATCH.
587
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,630
♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪
588
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,625
OH, KUZCO.
589
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,455
AND YOU DIDN'T DO
SO BAD, YOURSELF!
590
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,578
YEAH, I THINK I SAW A LITTLE
JUNIOR CHIPMUNK SPIRIT IN YOU.
591
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,383
I MEAN, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE
A CHIPMUNK SPIRIT IN YOU.
592
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,575
IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
593
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,133
ANYWAYS, YOU EARNED THIS.
594
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:25,325
Kronk: THE "I DIDN'T EARN
A SINGLE PATCH" PATCH.
595
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,423
YAY! WOO-HOO!
596
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,076
WHO'S THE BIG BAD
PATCH-EARNER?
597
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,503
UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S...ME.
598
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,630
ME ME ME-ME-ME.
599
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,995
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
600
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,580
HOO HOO!
[SIGHS]
601
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,083
BUT WHAT ABOUT
ZIM AND ZAM?
602
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,423
AREN'T WE GONNA DO
ANYTHING ABOUT THEM?
603
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:41,996
UH...REVENGE IS NOT
THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNK WAY.
604
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,880
OHHH...
605
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,995
HOWEVER, IT IS
THE CONDOR WAY.
606
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,960
KUZCO EARNED A PATCH?
607
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:48,998
OUTRAGEOUS!
608
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,750
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?
609
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,880
SORRY, AUNT YZMA.
610
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:53,955
[CONDOR SCREECH]
611
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,708
PUT THEM DOWN,
YOU OVERSTUFFED PELICAN!
612
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,208
[SCREECH]
613
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,705
Kronk: DUN-DUH-DUH DAHHH!
614
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,248
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR
KRONK'S BONUS DOODLE CREDITS.
615
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,880
THAT'S WHERE I, KRONK, DO SOME
BONUS DOODLES FOR THE CREDITS.
616
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,875
THAT'S THE NAME.
617
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,125
AND NOW, MEET OUR
HARD-WORKING CREW.
618
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,165
BLEETY-BLEET BLEETIN'.
619
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,576
YEAH. ACTUALLY,
IT'S JUST THESE TWO
620
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,713
WHO DO ALL THE HARD WORK.
621
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,708
WHEREAS THIS FELLA...WELL.
622
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,578
HE'S WHAT WE CALL...
623
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,083
THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
624
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,130
YEAH.
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