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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,208 --> 00:00:02,458 HI THERE. TODAY'S SHOW IS REALLY FUNNY. 2 00:00:02,458 --> 00:00:03,828 SO YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING, 3 00:00:03,833 --> 00:00:06,253 "HEY, KUZCO. WHAT'S THE SECRET TO MAKING A FUNNY SHOW?" 4 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,830 WELL, IT'S SIMPLE. IT'S A LITTLE THING 5 00:00:07,833 --> 00:00:10,883 WE IN THE COMEDY BUSINESS LIKE TO CALL "TIMING-- 6 00:00:13,083 --> 00:00:15,003 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪ 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,830 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪ 8 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:18,463 ♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪ 9 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:20,208 ♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪ 10 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:21,958 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪ 11 00:00:21,958 --> 00:00:23,328 ♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪ 12 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:25,713 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪ 13 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:27,458 EXACTLY! [CHORUS] LET'S GO! 14 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,208 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 15 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:30,708 ♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 16 00:00:30,708 --> 00:00:33,708 ♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪ ♪ HIS ABCs ♪ 17 00:00:33,708 --> 00:00:34,708 ♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪ 18 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,878 ♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM, 19 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:37,875 RIGHT? UHH... 20 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:39,415 K-U-Z-C-O! 21 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:40,996 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 22 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,080 ♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪ 23 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,713 ♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪ 24 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,708 ♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪ 25 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:47,328 ♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪ 26 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:48,293 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 27 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,711 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 28 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:51,628 ♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪ 29 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,955 ♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪ 30 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,998 ♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪ 31 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,750 ♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪ 32 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,750 FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME. 33 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,000 HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN! 34 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,750 K-U-Z-C-O! 35 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,750 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 36 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:11,745 Yzma: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 37 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:14,880 THE INCAN FUNERAL MASK WAS ONLY ON LOAN FROM THE MUSEUM. 38 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,245 IT CAN'T BE MISSING. 39 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,500 IT WAS HERE YESTERDAY. NOW IT'S GONE. 40 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,460 THAT MEANS MISSING. 41 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:23,288 WELL, I KNOW WHO TOOK IT. KUZCO. 42 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,581 HM. WHICH IS BETTER? 43 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:27,463 MY RIGHT PROFILE, OR MY LEFT? 44 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,248 RIGHT, LEFT, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 45 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:30,960 EXACTLY. 46 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:31,998 I'M ALL-AROUND HANDSOME. 47 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,460 DON'T PLAY INNOCENT, YOU THIEF. 48 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:36,878 LOOK. I'D LOVE TO BLAME KUZCO, AND WRAP THIS UP BEFORE LUNCH. 49 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,705 PERFECT. - BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH FUN THAT SOUNDS, 50 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,498 WE CAN'T DO IT. - WHY? 51 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,000 BECAUSE WE NEED THE MASK BACK. 52 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,880 SO... 53 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,875 WHO WAS ON GUARD DUTY LAST NIGHT? 54 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:52,421 THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY. 55 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,626 RELAX, MR. M. I'LL CLEAR THIS ALL UP, 56 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,455 AND WE CAN FINISH THIS EPISODE EARLY. 57 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:58,328 WELCOME TO KUZCO'S DOODLES. 58 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,583 THAT'S WHERE I DRAW IT LIKE IT IS. 59 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,383 AND WAS. CHECK IT OUT. 60 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,455 KUZCOP, REPORTING FOR GUARD DUTY. 61 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,458 NO. JUST A SEC. 62 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,628 KUZCOP IS MORE MUSCLE-LY THAN THAT. 63 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,375 YEAH. HEH-HEH. THAT'S GOOD. 64 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:12,165 AND KUZCOP HAS ONE OF THOSE COP-CLUB THINGIES. 65 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,626 OOP! AND DON'T FORGET KUZCOP'S VICIOUS POLICE DOG. 66 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:18,285 HIS NAME IS FUZZ. [LAUGHS] ALRIGHTEE! 67 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,251 MY EAGLE EYES SEE EVERYTHING. 68 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,330 MY RADAR EARS HEAR EVERYTHING. 69 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,003 AND MY LIGHTNING-FAST REFLEXES 70 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,330 CATCH EVERYTHING. 71 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:30,003 CALL ME SUPER-AWARE MAN! 72 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,210 SO THERE I WAS, GUARDING THE MASK. 73 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,958 DON'T LET ME SLEEPING FOOL YA. 74 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:36,208 I ALWAYS SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN. 75 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,628 BOOM, BAM, BABY! THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED. 76 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,205 "HE" APPEARED. 77 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:44,418 "I AMVIRACOCHA. THE CREATOR. THE GREAT POWER ABOVE." 78 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,996 AND I SAID, "HEY, YOU'RE THE TOP GUY. 79 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,250 THE MAIN MAN. THE BIG KAHUNA. 80 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,460 MISTER HOT STUFF. EL NUMERO UNO." 81 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,288 AND HE SAID, 82 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:54,001 " YES. I AM ALL THAT." 83 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,330 SO I WAS ALL, "LEMME GUESS. 84 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,213 YOU'RE HERE TO PRAISE ME, ADMIRE ME, 85 00:02:57,208 --> 00:02:59,828 BASK IN MY GLORIOUS GLORY?" AND HE WAS ALL, 86 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:03,333 " NO. I HAVE MANIFESTED MYSELF FOR ONE REASON, 87 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,383 AND ONE REASON ONLY. 88 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,495 THE MASK!" 89 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,750 AND I SAID, "HANDS OFF THERE, KOOCHIE-KOO!" 90 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,330 THEN HE DID HIS IMPRESSION OF A LLAMA, 91 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,713 AND TOLD A FUNNY RIDDLE. 92 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,578 IT WENT, "WHY DID THE GOD OF CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD?" 93 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:18,883 Mr. Moleguaco: STOP, STOP, STOP! THAT'S YOUR STORY, KUZCO? 94 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,125 SURE, IT'S INTERESTING. 95 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:21,705 BUT IT'S MISSING SOMETHING. 96 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:24,208 LIKE, OH... AN OUNCE OF TRUTH. 97 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,378 SO WHAT WAS THE ANSWER TO THE CHICKEN RIDDLE? 98 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:29,575 THE ANSWER IS: KUZCO'S A LIAR! 99 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,713 I AM NOT. 100 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:32,078 I DON'T GET IT. 101 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:34,963 COME ON, KUZCO. YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING UP TALL TALES. 102 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,628 MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU TOLD THE REAL STORY. 103 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:38,955 OKAY, LOOK. 104 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,248 I KNOW I'VE MADE UP A FEW TALL TALES IN THE PAST. 105 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,380 LIKE THE TIME I TOLD EVERYONE I HAD A GIANT BLUE LLAMA 106 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:47,375 NAMED BABE. BUT I HAD TO. THAT'S RIGHT. 107 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:50,075 SEE, I GOTTA KEEP THINGS FROM GETTING BORING. 108 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:51,963 BY STRETCHING THE FACTS, 109 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,248 I MAKE THEM MORE INTERESTING. 110 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,000 AND THAT MAKES ME MORE INTERESTING. 111 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,960 WHICH IS HARD TO DO, 112 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:59,498 SINCE I'M ALREADY SO INTERESTING. 113 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,250 BUT THAT'S THE GREAT KUZCO CURSE. 114 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,460 NOW, NOBODY BELIEVES ME. 115 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,748 WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP. 'CAUSE... 116 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,210 MY STORY IS TRUE! 117 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,128 WHY ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME? 118 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,245 KUZCO TOOK THE MASK. 119 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,710 I KNOW. LET'S HEAR KRONK'S SIDE OF THINGS. 120 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:17,418 I'M SURE HE CAN HELP US GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 121 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:20,126 CAN'T YOU, KRONK? [CACKLES] OH, YES. 122 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:20,995 GO ON. 123 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 TELL THE STORY WE REHEARSED... 124 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,710 UH, I MEAN... TELL US WHAT YOU SAW. 125 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:25,708 GO AHEAD, KRONK. 126 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:27,828 AND PLEASE DON'T LEAVE OUT ANY DETAILS. 127 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,833 GOTCHA. MY MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP. 128 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,463 I REMEMBER EVERYTHING AS IF IT WAS YESTERDAY. 129 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,998 WHICH IT WAS. YESTERDAY. 130 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,460 GOT UP AT 6:27 A.M. SHARP. 131 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,418 THEN I TOOK MY SPONGE BATH. 132 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:42,326 PLAYED WITH CHUBBY DUCKY. 133 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,173 HE'S A LITTLE FELLA WHO'S CUTE. 134 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,206 AND HE'S YELLOW. AND HE'S CHUBBY. 135 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,998 THEN I PICKED OUT MY CLOTHES. 136 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,460 ALWAYS A TOUGH DECISION. 137 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,878 FOR BREAKFAST, I HAD MANGO JUICE WITH PULP. 138 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,125 A CHEESY FRITTATA, A LOW-FAT MINI-MUFFIN, 139 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:57,375 AND A BISCOTTI. 140 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:59,995 ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL, I SAID HI TO THE LLAMAS. 141 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,420 BLEETY-BLEET AND BLEET! 142 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:03,456 I STOPPED TO CHAT WITH TOBO AND IPI. 143 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:07,418 "YOU CHECKERIN' UP ON US?" THEY SAID. [LAUGHS] 144 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:09,286 THOSE LITTLE JOKESTERS. 145 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:10,131 "CHECKERIN'". 146 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,375 I SAW A TRI-COLOR BRUSH FINCH. 147 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,495 SEVENTEENTH ONE THIS MONTH. 148 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,460 AT THREE COLORS PER FINCH, THAT'S 51 COLORS-- 149 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,418 Yzma: KRONK! 150 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:18,576 SPEED IT UP. 151 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,253 MY BRAIN, OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT, IS HURTING. 152 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,000 RIIIIIGHT. 153 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,250 NIGHT FELL. 154 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,880 AND MALINA AND I SHOWED UP FOR GUARD DUTY. 155 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,325 KUZCO WAS SLEEPIN', MAKING FUNNY NOISES. 156 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,883 SNORTY-SNORT-SNORT SNOREY-SNORE. 157 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,995 SO MALINA AND I WATCHED THE MASK. 158 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,750 THEN MALINA WENT OUT TO HER LOCKER. 159 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:41,250 AND I FOLLOWED, BECAUSE THAT MASK WAS CREEPIN' ME OUT. 160 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,210 AND WHEN WE GOT BACK, 161 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,418 THE MASK WAS GONE! 162 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,416 YEAH, THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING. 163 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:50,246 SOMETHING ELSE... IMPORTANT. 164 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,500 CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT... 165 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,880 KRONK. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE. 166 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,875 NO ONE WILL SUSPECT THAT IT WAS YOU WHO TOOK IT. 167 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,705 BUT I REALLY DIDN'T TAKE IT. 168 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,248 WHAT? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, REMEMBER? 169 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:02,710 STEAL THE MASK. PLANT IT ON KUZCO. 170 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:05,208 KUZCO GETS BLAMED. KUZCO GETS EXPELLED. BRILLIANT. 171 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:10,378 OH, THAT'S THE OTHER THING I WAS SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER. 172 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:11,455 I FORGOT. 173 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,378 WELL...THEN IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE MASK, 174 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,575 WHO DID? 175 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,578 Kuzco: HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 176 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,963 WHY WOULD I WANT A FUNERAL MASK? 177 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:22,208 WHY WOULD I WANT ANY MASK? 178 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,578 AND DENY MY FANS THIS? 179 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:27,293 YEP. I DEFINITELY LOOK GOOD BOTH WAYS. 180 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:30,331 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE, PRINCIPAL AMZI. 181 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,208 WOW! WHEN DID WE GET THAT? 182 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,498 YOU TOOK THE MASK. 183 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,630 YOU KNOW YOU DID. 184 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,995 NO ONE BELIEVES THE TALL TALE YOU MADE UP. 185 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,500 YES, KUZCO MAY HAVE DREAMED UP THE WHOLEVIRACOCHA STORY, 186 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,210 BUT NOT TO COVER UP A CRIME. 187 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,958 I THINK HE REALLY DREAMED IT. 188 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:51,168 HERE'S ME. AND KRONK, LOOKING GOOD. 189 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,246 AND KUZCO. SO. 190 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,880 WE ALL SHOWED UP TO GUARD THE MASK. 191 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,075 KUZCO FELL ASLEEP-- 192 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,293 Kuzco: WHOA. HOLD ON. THAT'S NOT HOW I LOOK. 193 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,461 I AM MUCH HANDSOMER. 194 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,248 Malina: KUZCO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,330 THESE ARE MY DOODLES. 196 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,173 Kuzco: UH, I'VE GOT AN IMAGE TO KEEP UP? 197 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,706 Malina: I'LL CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE. 198 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,208 ONLY A BAD GUY WOULD STEAL 199 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,498 A MASK AS RARE AND AS VALUABLE AS THIS. 200 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,460 AND IN OUR CASE, A BAD GIRL. YZMA. 201 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:13,878 Yzma: IT'S PREPOSTEROUS. 202 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,325 WHY WOULD YZMA STEAL THIS MASK? 203 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,583 THE GIRL IS OBVIOUSLY SIDING WITH KUZCO AGAINST ME. 204 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,293 UH...I MEAN, AGAINST YZMA. 205 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,961 WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL AMZI. IF YZMA CONVINCED EVERYONE THAT 206 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:27,168 KUZCO STOLE THE MASK, THEN KUZCO WOULD BE EXPELLED. 207 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,286 AND YZMA WOULD EQUAL EMPRESS. 208 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:31,171 WE MUST QUESTION YZMA. 209 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:33,286 [SNORTS] VERY WELL. 210 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:34,881 I'LL GET HER. 211 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,580 SO. YOU WANT MY STORY, HUH? 212 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,213 FIRST OFF, THERE WAS NO WAY 213 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,878 I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE THEFT OF ANYTHING, 214 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,825 MUCH LESS A MASK. 215 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,963 I WAS IN MY SEWING ROOM, 216 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:50,458 QUILTING A WONDERFUL BLANKET FOR MAMA YZMA. 217 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:53,208 THEN I WORKED IN MY GARDEN. 218 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:55,378 THE LILIES WERE IN BLOOM. 219 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,075 LATER, I DID THE SPRING FASHION SHOW. 220 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:01,253 THE THEME THIS YEAR WAS, "PURPLE IS THE NEW PURPLE". 221 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,880 AND AFTER A GIG WITH MY BAND, THE E'S, 222 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,205 I SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT 223 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:09,128 FEEDING THE POOR, HUNGRY WOODLAND CREATURES, 224 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,165 WHO HAVE NO HOME. 225 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:13,376 WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY? 226 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:17,705 BECAUSE I'M 100% TOTALLY INNOCENT OF ANY CRIME. 227 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,290 LAST NIGHT. 228 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,711 PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE. 229 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,498 SOMEONE TOOK THE MASK. 230 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,290 [MAN] AFFIRMATIVE. 231 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,628 [GASPS] A VAMPIRE! 232 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:33,173 NAME'S CAMERON. CAM, FOR SHORT. 233 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,706 I WORK SECURITY. YOU CAN CALL ME... 234 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,128 SECURITY CAM. [KRONK LAUGHS] 235 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:40,285 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 236 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,171 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 237 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,626 I WAS INSTALLED YESTERDAY. 238 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,995 THE MUSEUM NEVER LENDS THE MASK WITHOUT PROPER SECURITY. 239 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 JUST HURRY UP AND TELL US WHAT YOU SAW. 240 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,580 MY BLOOD SUGAR'S GETTING LOW. 241 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,463 AFFIRMATIVE. 242 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,418 I SAW...EVERYTHING. 243 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,706 THIS CIRCLE STANDS FOR KUZCO. 244 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:57,168 THIS IS MALINA. 245 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,166 AND THIS IS KRONK. 246 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,576 AT APPROXIMATELY 1900 HOURS, 247 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,463 THEY ARRIVED TO GUARD THE MASK. 248 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,578 THEN KUZCO TRIED TO KISS MALINA. 249 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,753 AND SHE PUSHED HIM AWAY. 250 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,500 MALINA LEFT THE ROOM. 251 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,880 KRONK SPLIT, TOO. 252 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,995 WHICH LEFT KUZCO ALONE WITH THE MASK. 253 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,420 THEN HE INSTANTLY TOOK A TRIP ON THE OLD SNOOZE TRAIN. 254 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,576 THEN HE WOKE UP 255 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,213 WHENVIRACOCHA ARRIVED 256 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,168 AND TOOK THE MASK. 257 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,576 VIRACOCHA WAS THE THIEF? 258 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,333 SO KUZCO REALLY DID TELL THE TRUTH? 259 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,423 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 260 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,326 YOU ALL OWE ME A BIG FAT APOLOGY. 261 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,713 [SNORTS] YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT SECURITY CAM. 262 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:32,998 KUZCO'S LYING! 263 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,420 Man: UH...NO, HE'S NOT. 264 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,168 VIRACOCHA! 265 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,626 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MYTH. 266 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,575 DIDN'T SEE A THING. DIDN'T SEE A THING. 267 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,383 THANKS FOR TOTALLY RUINING MY DAY. 268 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,165 YO, V-MAN! 269 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,376 I TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS YOU, 270 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,995 BUT THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. 271 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:52,580 HELLO. 272 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:53,633 PACHA? PACHA? 273 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,495 PACHA? MR. CHECHA? 274 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,580 YES, IT'S ME. 275 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,423 WHAT THE BLAZES ARE YOU DOING? 276 00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:01,496 HOLA! IT'S TIME FOR PACHA'S DOODLES. 277 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,210 THAT'S THE PART WHERE I EXPLAIN WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. 278 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,418 EVERY YEAR, I GO TO 279 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:09,456 THE KUZCONIAN EMPIRE'S ANNUAL RENAISSANCE FAIR 280 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,578 AND LLAMA RACE. 281 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,003 AND EVERY YEAR, ALL MY FRIENDS 282 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 HAVE REALLY GREAT COSTUMES. 283 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,880 EXCEPT FOR ME. 284 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,415 BUT WITH THAT MASK, THIS YEAR, 285 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,996 I'D HAVE THE BEST OUTFIT OF ALL. 286 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,880 VIRACOCHA. 287 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,875 Kuzco: AW, GEE, THANKS, PACHA! 288 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,205 I WAS ALMOST IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, HERE. 289 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,458 NOBODY BELIEVED ME, AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 290 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,128 HEY, IT WASN'T MY TAKING THE MASK 291 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,955 THAT MADE EVERYONE NOT BELIEVE YOU. 292 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,498 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SPEWING 293 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,250 THOSE OUTRAGEOUS TALL TALES. 294 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,750 I DON'T WANNA SOUND MEAN, BUT 295 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,170 REALLY, WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE YOU? 296 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,206 OH, YEAH? 297 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,828 WELL, I GUESS SOMETIMES 298 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,713 MY TALL TALES CAN BE A LITTLE... 299 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:45,578 UH...TALL. 300 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,995 I GUESS NO ONE OWES ME AN APOLOGY, AFTER ALL. 301 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 THAT'S RIGHT. WE DON'T. 302 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,420 BUT WE'RE SORRY, ANYWAY. 303 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,576 AND WE'LL TRY TO BELIEVE YOU IN THE FUTURE. 304 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,293 GOOD. AND I'LL TRY TO FORGIVE YOU. 305 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,581 IT'S TIME FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES. 306 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,633 SEE, HERE'S THE DEAL. 307 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,575 IT TURNS OUT, PACHA FORGOT TO TELL MR. M 308 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,423 ABOUT USING THE MASK FOR HIS LITTLE DRESS-UP PARTY. 309 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,496 HE FELT REAL BAD, 310 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,000 SO HE AGREED NOT ONLY TO PAY THE LATE FEE, 311 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,460 BUT ALSO TO POLISH THE ENTIRE KUZCO ACADEMY. 312 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,748 UH, PACHA? YOU MISSED A SPOT. 313 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,750 HA HA! SILLY PACHA. 314 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,460 THE END. 315 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,575 ♪ K-U-Z-C-O ♪ 316 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,963 ♪ KUZCO, KUZCO, GO GO! ♪ 317 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:26,498 Kuzco: KUZCLUB WEEK? 318 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500 I GOTTA JOIN A CLUB FOR A WHOLE WEEK, 319 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,630 OR I DON'T GRADUATE? 320 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,705 WHAT LLAMA-BRAIN CAME UP WITH THAT? 321 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:32,628 YOU DID. 322 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,245 IT WAS ONE OF YOUR EMPEROR DECREES. 323 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,290 OH. WELL... 324 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,081 I MUST'VE GONE TEMPORARILY LLAMA-LOCO, 325 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,833 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE CLUBS. 326 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,583 THEY'RE ALL TEAM-WORKY AND HARD. 327 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,583 WHY NOT TRY JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS? 328 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,503 KRONK'S PACK LEADER. 329 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,580 MAYBE HE'LL CUT YOU SOME SLACK. 330 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,503 YAY! SLACK! 331 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,580 I MEAN...WHO SAID I WANT IT EASY? 332 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,833 I'M A TOUGHITY-TOUGH TOUGH GUY. 333 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,003 FINE. THERE ARE LOTS OF CLUBS. 334 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,460 I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE MONTAGE, 335 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,078 WHERE YOU TRY OUT A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ONES 336 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,883 BEFORE FINALLY ADMITTING I'M RIGHT, 337 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,575 AND JOINING JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS. 338 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,883 YAY! MONTAGE! 339 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,705 SO THEN I TRIED A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CLUBS-- 340 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:08,498 STOP IT! KUZCO, JUST JOIN JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS. 341 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,830 AND I'M PLEASED TO REPORT THAT, FOR KUZCLUB WEEK, 342 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,333 I'VE GOT A NEW JUNIOR CHIPMUNK RECRUIT. 343 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,213 [DEEP BREATH] DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH. DAH-DAH-DAH-DIT-DEE DAH. 344 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,878 DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH DIT-DAH. 345 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,495 DAH-DAH-DAH-DAHHH! 346 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,460 KUZCO! 347 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,418 KUZCO JOINED JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS? 348 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:28,876 YEAH. DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY LITTLE DAH-TI-DAH-TI-DAH-TI-DAH THING? 349 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,415 THIS IS PERFECT. 350 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,456 AS EVERYONE KNOWS, 351 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,458 JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS HAVE TO EARN PATCHES. 352 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,578 ALL SORTS OF SILLY PATCHES. 353 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,213 AND IF KUZCO DOESN'T EARN A PATCH, 354 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,958 HE WON'T PASS KUZCLUB WEEK. AND HE'LL FAIL. 355 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,128 Kronk: HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE. 356 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,955 BUT I DIDN'T GET TO MY BRILLIANT PLAN YET. 357 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,328 YEAH. SORRY, PRINCIPAL AMZI, 358 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,963 BUT I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT QUITE GETTING THE SPIRIT 359 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,168 OF KUZCLUB WEEK. 360 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,456 BUT THAT'S OKAY, KRONK. 361 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,578 FOR, YOU SEE, 362 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,463 I AM YZMA! 363 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,418 NO WAY! 364 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,456 WHAT? YOU JUST DRESS UP LIKE AMZI, 365 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,998 AND THEN WAIT ALL DAY FOR A CHANCE 366 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,460 TO DO THE BIG REVEAL? 367 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,418 AH, PRETTY MUCH. 368 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,206 NOW, TO THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNK CAMP! 369 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,328 WHERE WE WILL... 370 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,383 PREVENT KUZCO FROM EARNING A PATCH! 371 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,415 NO, NO, NO. NO WAY, IZ-MAY. 372 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,326 JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS IS MY TURF. 373 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,883 IT'S ALL ABOUT WORKIN' HARD. TEAMWORK. SELFLESSNESS. 374 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,875 SO YOU BACK AWAY. AND I'M NOT KIDDIN', LADY. 375 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,415 YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF. 376 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,826 I GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. 377 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,713 YOU KNOW I HAVE TO. 378 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,578 AND I'M DRAWIN' IT RIGHT-RIGHT-- 379 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:28,253 UH...YOU GOT ANY PAPER FOR...THE LINE-DRAW? 380 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,380 THANKS! OKAY. 381 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,875 I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE. RIGHT... 382 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:33,995 WHAT ABOUT A PEN? 383 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,880 THERE'S GOTTA BE A PEN AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 384 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,165 LINE AIN'T GONNA DRAW ITSELF! 385 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,326 [ECHOING] HELLO! ED? 386 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,963 DON'T WORRY, KRONK. 387 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,878 I WILL KEEP MY HANDS OFF. 388 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:47,125 ZIM! ZAM! GET IN HERE! 389 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,958 YES, AUNT YZMA. 390 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,958 AH, MY FAVORITE NEPHEWS. 391 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:57,628 I HAVE A LITTLE ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. 392 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:58,575 [CACKLING] 393 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,333 [LAUGHING] WELCOME, NEW RECRUITS, 394 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,713 TO THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS. 395 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,998 YOU MIGHT THINK LIFE IN THE 'MUNKS 396 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,210 IS GONNA BE EASY. 397 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,708 NO KIDDING. WE JUST TALK TO SOME SQUIRRELS, 398 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,378 AND WE'RE HOME BY, WHAT? NOON? WHAT'S THE POINT? 399 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,995 THE POINT...IS SURVIVAL. 400 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,630 TEAMWORK. BEING UNSELFISH. 401 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,875 Y'ALL GOT A LOT TO LEARN. 402 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,455 AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE, IN THIS: 403 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,128 THE CHIMPUNKUAL. 404 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,325 THAT'S THE WORD "CHIPMUNK", 405 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,293 COMBINED WITH THE WORD "MANUAL". YOU GET IT? 406 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,381 YEAH, I GET IT. 407 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,995 IT'S ONE OF THOSE BOOK-THINGS. 408 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,960 MORE THAN THAT. 409 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,828 IT'S A LIST OF THE OVER 100 PATCHES 410 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,833 YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO EARN WHILE A MEMBER OF THE 'MUNKS. 411 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,463 BUT, KRONK. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK. 412 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458 WELL THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 413 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,288 LET'S GET STARTED. 414 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,421 YAY! MONTAGE. 415 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,956 Kronk: THE ROPE-MAKING PATCH. 416 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:47,878 WE ARE NOW TESTING THE STRENGTH OF THE ROPES YOU HAVE MADE. 417 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,575 SO...ARE YOU TWO, LIKE, RELATED? 418 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,418 [SCREAMS] 419 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,286 [CRUNCH] OOF! 420 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,331 [BIRDS CHIRPING] I'M OKAY. 421 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,383 [GIGGLING] 422 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,205 Kronk: THE STONE-CUTTING PATCH. 423 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,498 THE KEY IS TO PERFECTLY CUT EACH STONE, 424 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,880 TO FORM-FIT ITS NEIGHBOR. 425 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,075 [GRUNTING, GROANING] 426 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,253 [BOOM] [PANTING] 427 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:14,330 WELL, IT'S EASIER THAN IT LOOKS, HUH, KUZCO? 428 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,963 HA HA HA. [YIPES] 429 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,998 NOT SO EASY. 430 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,210 [GIGGLING] 431 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:22,078 Kronk: THE CANOEING PATCH. 432 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,750 [DRILLING] 433 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:29,248 YAH! 434 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,000 Zim, Zam: [GIGGLING] 435 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,580 Kronk: THE COOKING PATCH. 436 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:36,293 Zim, Zam: [GIGGLING] 437 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,751 Kronk: THE ARCHERY PATCH. 438 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,075 NO! BELIEVE ME, 439 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,333 YOU DO NOT WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENED. 440 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,333 TRUST ME. LET'S JUST MOVE ALONG. 441 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,293 MOVE ALONG. MOVE ALONG! 442 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,581 WOW, KUZCO. 443 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:52,003 I'VE NEVER, NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAIL EVERY PATCH. 444 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,330 THAT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF RECORD. 445 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,003 GUESS JUNIOR CHIPMUNK'S NOT SO EASY AFTER ALL. 446 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,630 NOT QUITE GOING THE WAY I THOUGHT. 447 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,995 BUT I BLAME THOSE TWO. 448 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 THE TROUBLEMINT TWINS. 449 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,460 THEY KEEP THROWIN' ME OFF MY GROOVE. 450 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,328 I'M SORRY, KUZCO. BUT AS PACK LEADER, I HAVE TO INFORM YOU 451 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,633 THAT IF YOU FAIL TO EARN A PATCH, YOU [SIGHS] 452 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,705 FAIL KUZCLUB WEEK. 453 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,328 I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WON'T GRADUATE, 454 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,003 OR GAIN YOUR FULL EMPEROR TITLE. 455 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,330 HUH? 456 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,213 WOW. YOUR WHOLE LIFE JUST WENT DOWN THE TUBES, HUH. 457 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,708 KER-FLUSH. NO NO NO NO. 458 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,578 THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST ONE MORE PATCH IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 459 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,083 WELL, I MEAN, THE ONLY ONE LEFT 460 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,713 IS THE ONE PATCH EVEN 461 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,378 I HAVEN'T EARNED. 462 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:29,205 THE CONDOR PATCH. ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 463 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,995 WHAT THE HEY? 464 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,710 THAT MUSIC? YEAH. 465 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,248 IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU SAY "CONDOR PATCH". 466 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,580 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 467 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,463 OH. COOL. 468 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,378 [CLEARS THROAT] "CONDOR PATCH." 469 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,245 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 470 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,000 EARNING THE CONDOR PATCH-- 471 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,420 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 472 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,246 IS NOT GONNA BE EASY, KUZCO. 473 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,580 IT'S NOT GONNA BE... 474 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,293 EASY! RIGHT. 475 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,171 THE CONDOR PATCH! 476 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,996 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 477 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,420 HEY. STOP SAYIN' THAT. 478 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,456 CONDOR PATCH? CONDOR PATCH. CONDOR PATCH. CONDOR PATCH. 479 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:03,208 CONDOR PATCH! CONDOR PATCH. CONDOR PATCH... 480 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,495 ♪ [MILITARY DRUMS] ♪ HEY! 481 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,080 Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, FOLLOW ME! 482 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,713 [CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, ONE TWO THREE! 483 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,288 Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, SHOW YOUR SKILL! 484 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,331 [CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, CLIMB THAT HILL! 485 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,963 Kronk: JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, EVERY TIME! 486 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,288 [CHORUS] JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS, FORCE THAT LINE! 487 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,251 [CONDOR, SCREECHING] 488 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,830 WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 489 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,883 OH, NO, NO. THAT WAS THE EASY PART. 490 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,415 YOU MEAN... THERE'S MORE? 491 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,416 OH, YOU BETCHA. 492 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,286 WE GOTTA RETRIEVE A CONDOR FEATHER. 493 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,131 THAT'S HOW YOU'LL EARN A CONDOR BADGE. 494 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,075 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 495 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,883 NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT! 496 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,745 WELL, ZAM? HOW SHALL WE DO IT? 497 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,130 I KNOW! 498 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,165 STEP ONE: TURN KUZCO INTO A GREAT, STINKY ARMADILLO. 499 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:43,626 STEP TWO: FEED HIM MILK THAT IS PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE. 500 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:47,285 AND STEP THREE? ARMADILLO KUZCO GETS A BIG STOMACH ACHE. 501 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,131 IT'S BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT! 502 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,325 UH...HOW EXACTLY DOES THAT STOP HIM 503 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,583 FROM EARNING THE CONDOR PATCH? 504 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,713 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 505 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,748 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 506 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,960 THEN WE'LL JUST USE 507 00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,168 THIS! A-HA HA HA HA HA! 508 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,206 [CACKLING] 509 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,878 [SIGHS] ISN'T THERE AN "OUT-OF-BREATH, 510 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,415 I GIVE UP, OKAY I ADMIT IT, THIS CHIPMUNK THING IS HARD" PATCH? 511 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,706 YOU CAN DO IT, KUZCO! 512 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,828 ALL YOU NEED'S A DRINK OF WATER. 513 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:10,963 HERE! TAKE OURS. 514 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:14,958 GOOD IDEA. JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS ALWAYS SHARE. 515 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,883 TO THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS. [GULPS] 516 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,333 [SIZZLES] 517 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,825 IT WORKED! HE DRANK IT! 518 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,003 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 519 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,750 WHAT FOOLS! BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT! 520 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,210 [GIGGLING] 521 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:41,578 HUH. THAT GLOATING AND LAUGHTER SOUNDED ODDLY FAMILIAR. 522 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:46,003 UGH. THAT'S A FUNNY AFTERTASTE. 523 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:48,878 NOT GOOD. 524 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,125 HA! YOU'RE A STUPID CHIPMUNK-FACE. 525 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,075 THAT'S FUNNY. 526 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,963 [SCREAMS] I'M A STUPID CHIPMUNK-FACE! 527 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:57,078 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 528 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,173 YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T FUNNY? 529 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,826 CHIPMUNKS ARE A CONDOR'S FAVORITE FOOD. 530 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:06,003 [SCREAMS] RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN! 531 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,130 [CONDOR'S SCREECH] 532 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,285 [SCREECH] 533 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,381 WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? 534 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,575 OH, LET'S SEE. 535 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,883 WHAT SOMEBODY IS ALWAYS TURNING ME INTO ANIMALS? 536 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,455 YZMA? DUH, YEAH! 537 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,458 AND SHE USED ZIM AND ZAM TO DO IT. 538 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,208 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CROSSED THE LINE. 539 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,998 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF A LINE 540 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,130 IF PEOPLE JUST CROSS IT ANY OLD WHICH WAY? 541 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,495 COURSE, I NEVER DID FIND A PEN. 542 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,580 WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T JUNIOR CHIPMUNKS 543 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,003 ABLE TO YACKITY-YAK WITH ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES? 544 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,170 SURE. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 545 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,416 WELL, GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO THAT CONDOR! 546 00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,706 RIIIIIGHT. HEY! NOW YOU'RE THINKIN'. 547 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,418 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TURNIN' OUT TO BE A GREAT JUNIOR CHIPMUNK. 548 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:47,126 THANK YOU. ♪ [MILITARY DRUMS] ♪ 549 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,995 Kronk: HEY THERE! GIANT BIRD PAL! 550 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,170 SQUAWKY-SQUAWK, SQUAWKIN' SQUAWK! 551 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,376 Condor: SQUAWK! SQUAWK-SQUAWK SQUAWK! 552 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,415 Kronk: HA HA HA! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! 553 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,326 SQUAWKIN-DEE SQUAWK SQUAWKIN' SQUAWK! 554 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,713 Condor: AH HA HA HA HAAA...! 555 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,580 [SCREECHING] 556 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,003 THANKS! YOU'RE THE BEST! 557 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,210 SQUAWKIN' SQUAWKER SQUAWK SQUAWK. 558 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,498 Condor: SQUAWK! NO PROBLEM. 559 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,380 WHEW! GLAD THAT POTION WORE OFF. 560 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,705 I PREFER MY "ME" TO HAVE MORE ME IN IT. 561 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:18,248 YEAH. YZMA'S POTIONS ARE A GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS KIND OF DEAL. 562 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,250 THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY WORK. 563 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,080 AND THE BAD NEWS IS, THEY WEAR OFF. 564 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,253 YOU KNOW. OR, IN THIS CASE, THE, UH, BAD NEWS IS, 565 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,250 THEY WORK. AND THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY WEAR OFF. 566 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,290 YEAH, I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU'RE 567 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,961 GIVING THE POTION, OR TAKING THE POTION. 568 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,708 THE POINT IS, YZMA'S POTIONS 569 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,878 ALWAYS HAVE SOME KIND OF NEWS ATTACHED. 570 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,995 AND IT'S EITHER GOOD OR BAD, 571 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,500 IN RELATION TO THE SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES. 572 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,130 THE GOOD NEWS IS, I DIDN'T WANNA UNDERSTAND 573 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:41,995 ANYTHING YOU JUST SAID. 574 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,080 AND I DIDN'T. 575 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,213 AND THE BAD NEWS IS, 576 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,998 YOU DIDN'T EVEN EARN A PATCH. 577 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,420 UH UH UH. BUT I DID MANAGE TO GET... 578 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,576 THIS! 579 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,633 A CONDOR FEATHER! 580 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,875 IT SORTA JUST CAME OFF IN MY HAND. 581 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,075 BUT ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, 582 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,883 ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID ABOUT SURVIVAL, 583 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,995 AND TEAMWORK, AND BEING UNSELFISH? 584 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,210 THAT'S YOU, KRONK. NOT ME. 585 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,498 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVES THIS. 586 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,000 [GASPING] I CAN FINALLY GET MY CONDOR PATCH. 587 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,630 ♪ [ORCHESTRAL SURGE] ♪ 588 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,625 OH, KUZCO. 589 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,455 AND YOU DIDN'T DO SO BAD, YOURSELF! 590 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,578 YEAH, I THINK I SAW A LITTLE JUNIOR CHIPMUNK SPIRIT IN YOU. 591 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,383 I MEAN, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE A CHIPMUNK SPIRIT IN YOU. 592 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,575 IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 593 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,133 ANYWAYS, YOU EARNED THIS. 594 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:25,325 Kronk: THE "I DIDN'T EARN A SINGLE PATCH" PATCH. 595 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,423 YAY! WOO-HOO! 596 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,076 WHO'S THE BIG BAD PATCH-EARNER? 597 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,503 UH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S...ME. 598 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,630 ME ME ME-ME-ME. 599 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,995 UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH! 600 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,580 HOO HOO! [SIGHS] 601 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,083 BUT WHAT ABOUT ZIM AND ZAM? 602 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,423 AREN'T WE GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM? 603 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:41,996 UH...REVENGE IS NOT THE JUNIOR CHIPMUNK WAY. 604 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,880 OHHH... 605 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,995 HOWEVER, IT IS THE CONDOR WAY. 606 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,960 KUZCO EARNED A PATCH? 607 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:48,998 OUTRAGEOUS! 608 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,750 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES? 609 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,880 SORRY, AUNT YZMA. 610 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:53,955 [CONDOR SCREECH] 611 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,708 PUT THEM DOWN, YOU OVERSTUFFED PELICAN! 612 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,208 [SCREECH] 613 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,705 Kronk: DUN-DUH-DUH DAHHH! 614 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,248 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR KRONK'S BONUS DOODLE CREDITS. 615 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,880 THAT'S WHERE I, KRONK, DO SOME BONUS DOODLES FOR THE CREDITS. 616 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,875 THAT'S THE NAME. 617 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,125 AND NOW, MEET OUR HARD-WORKING CREW. 618 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,165 BLEETY-BLEET BLEETIN'. 619 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,576 YEAH. ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST THESE TWO 620 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,713 WHO DO ALL THE HARD WORK. 621 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,708 WHEREAS THIS FELLA...WELL. 622 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,578 HE'S WHAT WE CALL... 623 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,083 THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. 624 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,130 YEAH. 43853

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