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Turn the beat around
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Love to hear percussion
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Flute player, play your flute
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'Cause I know that
You got to get your beat on
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And when the drummer
Starts beating that beat
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With the syncopated rhythm going
Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drum
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You know, I'm just gonna give 'em a call.
This is stupid. 10:00 a.m. meeting.
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Be here on time.
Don't even have a commute.
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Please be wearing a shirt.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Are you serious?
What are you doing in a hot tub?
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
I'm in a hot tub.
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Yeah, I know that...
Just turn down the jets.
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Otherwise you're not going to be able
to hear me.
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I'm just gonna turn down the jets.
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Otherwise I'm not gonna be able
to hear you.
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- There you go.
- Great, thanks.
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Wait a second. Where's Poppy?
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She hasn't signed on yet.
I gotta give her a call now.
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No, no. I don't wait for her.
She waits for me.
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- You call her, then you call me back.
- No, come on.
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Don't do the power play thing, Ian.
It's not a...
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Oh, my God.
It's like herding cats. It really is.
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It's like herding big baby human cats.
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Please be showered.
Please be showered. Please...
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- Hello.
- Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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I mean, you look awful.
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No, I'm doing great.
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I'm on the best programming sprint
of my life.
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For the last 45 days, I haven't left
my computer except to pee and sleep.
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- Well, maybe leave once to wash yourself.
- Wait a minute. Where's Ian?
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No. We're not doing this.
We're not doing the power play thing.
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If he's not here, why am I?
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I'm gonna call him now, okay?
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Okay, well, I'm gonna go put a bra on
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since you need these meetings
to be all fancy or whatever.
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It's not fancy to wear undergarments
to a business meeting.
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You know what, just go put on the bra.
Put on the bra. It's unbelievable.
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It's like, just be human.
You know, just be a normal human being.
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Yo.
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Where's your shirt?
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Didn't feel appropriate, David.
I'm in a hot tub.
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Can't believe I have to ask this
during a pandemic,
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but would you just get out
of the hot tub and put on a shirt?
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- No.
- No?
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Hey! If Ian doesn't have to wear a shirt,
then I shouldn't have to wear a bra.
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- I'm taking this off.
- What?
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- It's so unfair.
- Don't take your bra off.
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- It's almost a clich๏ฟฝ.
- Fine. I'll get out of the hot tub.
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- You are allowed to do whatever you want.
- Fine, David, just ruin everybody's day.
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And I aren't allowed to do it.
And I tell you what...
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Guys. Oh, my God! What is happening?
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Okay, so I don't know where C.W. is.
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I know he was
having some trouble signing in.
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I mean, we gave him
all the sign-in information...
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Hey. David. Can we make this quick?
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I've got a lot of work to do
stripping Blood Ocean out of everything.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Releasing a disease in the game
right before a global pandemic
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was not a great look.
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Poppy, you should be taking this time
to recharge and stay healthy like me.
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You know, I haven't left my compound
in like three months
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because I'm so afraid of getting sick.
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- He's too important to the world.
- Oh, Jo, you don't need to say that.
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But put it in the notes.
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No, don't put it in the notes, Jo.
It's not relevant to anything we're talk...
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Oh, I have an idea.
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What if instead of stripping Blood Ocean
out of the game, I build a vaccine?
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What? That would take you weeks.
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What are you... I feel like
you're inventing work for yourself.
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I feel like you're a cashed-up bogan.
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"A cashed-up bogan"?
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David, Poppy is being mean in Australian.
Is the meeting almost over?
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The meeting hasn't started.
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You know what?
Let's just forget C.W. and jump right in.
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- Brad, can I get your attention, please?
- Oh, sorry, David.
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- I'm playing Street Fighter.
- No problem.
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- Thanks for letting me know.
- It's cool.
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Okay, so, obviously the quarantine
has been tough on everyone,
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but our industry is thriving,
and I think we should give back.
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So, I'm suggesting a $100,000 donation.
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- Wait a second. Wait, what?
- Huh?
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Brad, we as a company
have a responsibility...
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Money is my territory,
and I make the final call.
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I'm not giving something away
without getting something out of it.
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- That's insane.
- That's charity.
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You just described
exactly what charity is.
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- Not approved.
- All right, tell you what.
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Play me for it.
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Your little game there.
If I win, you gotta release the cash.
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Deal.
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But if I win, you gotta shave off
one of your eyebrows.
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- What?
- Fucking hell. Goodbye.
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She can't leave the meeting before me.
No. Goodbye.
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This is gonna be amazing. Goodbye.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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Unbelievable. Meeting adjourned.
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Hello.
I don't know what I pressed, but I'm here.
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Has the meeting started?
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This lag is real bad.
You can't judge attack time at all.
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That's what happens when the entire
world's playing on one server, I guess.
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- Right.
- Hey, question.
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Answer.
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- You want a chip?
- Oh, yeah.
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See? It's like nothing's changed, baby.
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- Hey, Rache.
- Yeah.
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Why do you wear that hoodie every day?
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Oh, it's cold in my apartment.
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Why don't you take off the hood?
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Okay, just don't judge me.
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Damn.
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Yeah, I know. I can't color it,
and I tried cutting it and...
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That is badass.
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You're like Storm from X-Men.
You're like fuckin' Halle Berry, girl.
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- Wait, really?
- Yeah.
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Hi!
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Oh, is that Rachel's mom?
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Hey, Rachel's mom, can you send Rachel in?
It's work time.
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- Lou, what are you doing here?
- I thought you got promoted.
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I did. They made me head guy in charge
of babysitting dum-dums like you.
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Couple of ground rules to go over:
I don't mute when I eat.
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I don't want to hear any chitchat.
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I don't want to hear any side chat,
certainly no back-sass.
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And, ladies, let's remember:
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we're all in this together.
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- Super.
- Great.
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- Yeah. You lose!
- Damn it.
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How are you so good at this game?
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I guess some people have it,
and some people don't.
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Speaking of not having things,
one eyebrow, please.
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Fine, I'll get my razor.
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Ah, shi... Hold on. Sue's calling.
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Hey, Sue.
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Oh! It's a party.
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I'm so sorry to interrupt,
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but my inbox is filling up
with some very strongly-worded e-mails.
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Right. Yeah, what are the players
upset about now?
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It's actually... it's the parents
of the players.
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They can't undo the parental control,
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so their kids are getting locked out
of the game after too many hours of play.
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And it seems like
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the one thing
that parents don't like to do is parent.
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Which, you know, kinda makes you wonder
why they had kids in the first place.
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Okay, so... Well, thanks, Sue.
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We'll just take care of it.
All right, bye-bye.
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Okay, David. Sorry, David.
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- Just one last...
- Yeah.
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What might get us some goodwill
is that $100,000 donation.
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Actually, Sue, we're not gonna be
donating the money anymore.
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But David will be donating
his left eyebrow.
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Wait a second. That's it, yes. Yes!
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Okay, let's play again.
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And if I win, we donate $200,000,
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and if I lose,
I shave off my other eyebrow. Huh?
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I'm done dealing in brows.
I want your lashes.
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I...
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All right, fine. You can have
my eyelashes. Deal. Let's do it.
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- No, David!
- Deal!
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David, your eyelashes,
they're your third-best feature.
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- Okay, Sue, we gotta go. Take care.
- Don't...
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Yo, Carol. What's up?
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I'm gonna need less crotch, Ian.
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Oh, sorry.
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I don't hear that very often.
I'm just kidding. That's a joke.
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Okay. So, I'm calling because
I've received some reports
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about bizarre behavior.
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Well, it is the video game industry,
Carol.
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There are a lot of nuts there,
and they're probably ready to crack.
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Although, one person in particular
that I'm worried about is Poppy.
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There's something going on there,
I can tell.
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The reports have been about you.
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Ian, you can't send personal videos
to your employees
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with the subject line "Mandatory Viewing."
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- Well, those are meant to be inspiring.
- Really?
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Sometimes everything is wrong
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When your day is night alone
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Hold on
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Hold on
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Yeah, I'm showing people that
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we're all in this together
and that everybody hurts.
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Ian, if you wanna actually help people,
you're gonna have to make a sacrifice.
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Maybe give away some of that money
you clearly have.
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I'm happy to do it,
but that's not what people want right now.
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They want hope,
because money is not that important.
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It is to people who don't have it!
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You know what?
I ain't got time for this shit, okay?
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I gotta babysit y'all and homeschool
my own kids at the same time? Carol can't.
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Did you know they changed math?
They just up and changed how you do math.
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I'm done, okay?
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So, wear a shirt, don't wear a shirt.
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Get hammered and do 300 push-ups,
put it on YouTube. I don't care.
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- I'm sorry, Carol. I think I muted you.
- Mom, where are you?
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Did you say something?
Did you say something there?
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I'm coming. Goddamn kids at work,
kids at home. Oh, hell.
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Yes! Fuck yeah!
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Did it! I did it! I did it!
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Okay, look at the video icon
on the bottom left and then click that.
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Yes. Here.
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Yes, yes, I can see you. Perfect.
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Wait, I can't hear you.
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No, no, no. There's no audio. Okay,
click the unmute button, bottom left.
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No. No, no.
This is an audio FaceTime. Don't...
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Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you.
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Okay, you pressed the wrong button.
Let's just stick to one app, okay?
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- I'll text you.
- No, C.W., don't text me.
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Just a minute. Hang on.
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No, don't text...
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- Just stop pressing buttons!
- Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this!
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- No.
- That's better!
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What are you doing on the other side?
Hold on. Let me try something else.
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Just stop... No!
Just stop pressing buttons!
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- How's that? Is that better?
- Just leave it the way it is!
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This is insane. This is truly...
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Hey, I see you. You see me?
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No, I mean, yeah.
Sure, but you're a panda.
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- A what?
- A panda!
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A panda?
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You must've pressed the wrong button,
okay,
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because you were just pressing buttons.
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Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah.
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Echo. An echo. Echo, echo.
Don't you hear that echo?
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- Yes, I hear it. Just stop talking!
- You know, it doesn't echo when you talk.
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Just stop talking and listen
and look at the camera.
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- Which one?
- The only one! The panda one.
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I don't wanna be a goddamn panda!
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Science-fiction writer. How do you not
know how to just use a cell phone?
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- I'll fax you.
- Goddamn it.
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C.W., do not... Get ba... Get back he...
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This is insa...
231
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Pick up. Poppy, pick, pick, pick, pick.
Poppy, pick up.
232
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,070
- What?
- Hey, Poppy!
233
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:59,282
Congratulations. I heard you finished
your sprint. Let's celebrate.
234
00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:00,909
Thanks, I can't. I'm busy.
235
00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:03,703
Oh, no, you're not. David said
you are all finished with your work.
236
00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:08,416
And so am I because I've already had
two of these and I wanna make a third,
237
00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:09,918
so get on it.
238
00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:12,420
And, by the way, turn your camera on
239
00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:16,799
because it's less sad when
I can see you if I'm drinking alone.
240
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:19,802
Great. Sorry, I can't turn it on.
I just got out of the bath.
241
00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:22,472
Bath? You don't bathe.
Now I know you're lying.
242
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:25,183
- What's going on?
- Nothing's going on.
243
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,644
I just don't want anyone
to see me right now, okay?
244
00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:30,063
All right, I...
245
00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:32,946
I did something nice for you and I wanted
to have a drink and watch it,
246
00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:34,627
but let me just send it to you now.
And you can...
247
00:12:34,651 --> 00:12:35,652
Hi, Poppy.
248
00:12:35,735 --> 00:12:38,112
I'm going to walk you through
a guided meditation.
249
00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,906
Now, relax, close your eyes
250
00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:44,661
and concentrate on the only thing
that matters, the sound of my voice.
251
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:45,578
What is this?
252
00:12:45,662 --> 00:12:50,375
This is core exercise, but as you can see,
you're engaging your arms as well.
253
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,618
That actually is not for you.
254
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:53,962
What I like to do is come down
to my wine cellar here.
255
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:56,339
Sorry, I keep popping up.
256
00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:57,840
Next, your guest cottage...
257
00:12:57,924 --> 00:13:00,885
- No, I don't... Can you...
- You do not wanna leave your house.
258
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:03,805
Turn the...
Can you get the videos off my...
259
00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,328
I don't wanna watch any... Listen...
260
00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,433
- I just wanna be alone, okay?
- Okay, okay.
261
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,161
Stop acting like you're trying to help me!
262
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:12,856
This isn't about me. It's about you being
too scared to leave your compound,
263
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:15,499
but you still need attention
because you're a fucking narcissist!
264
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,443
What? A narcissist? Like... Fine!
265
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,647
Then, okay. I was doing something nice,
but forget it.
266
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:22,574
Go! Go be with your dead plants,
your cats, or whatever. I don't care.
267
00:13:22,657 --> 00:13:24,301
- Okay, thanks. Yeah, I will.
- Okay, fine.
268
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,828
I've got better shit to do too.
So, whatever, dude.
269
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:35,044
Actually... I look huge. Like, massive.
270
00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:38,131
I'm gonna use this angle
at the next meeting.
271
00:13:38,214 --> 00:13:41,593
No, "fewer" modifies plural nouns.
272
00:13:41,676 --> 00:13:43,428
"Less" modifies singular.
273
00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:45,930
You can't have less female candidates.
274
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:48,099
You can have fewer, and you should.
275
00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:50,143
And anybody who doesn't know that is dumb.
276
00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:52,061
Oh, my God.
Then I guess everyone's dumb, Lou.
277
00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:53,813
Rache.
278
00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:59,277
Oh, God.
279
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,528
What? We're in quarantine.
280
00:14:00,612 --> 00:14:02,673
- We're having fun.
- Probably just thinks it's stupid.
281
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,282
Actually, I don't think it's stupid.
282
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,969
I think it's a good idea. It's just that
I think I would do it way better.
283
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,286
Then prove it, asshole.
284
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,079
All right. Here we go.
285
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,584
Why do you have toilet paper on your desk?
286
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:17,712
What? Oh, yeah,
I got toilet paper everywhere.
287
00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,964
I got loads of it.
Way more than I could ever use.
288
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:22,008
I don't know,
you seem pretty full of shit.
289
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,810
That's pretty good.
You know what, I like her.
290
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:28,765
She should talk more.
You should talk fewer.
291
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:31,017
See how stupid that sounds?
292
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,185
Okay.
293
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,330
All right. Dana, here we go.
This is what I want you to do.
294
00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:35,355
On the count of three,
295
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:38,316
I want you to poke the bottom left side
of your screen. Got it?
296
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,903
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
297
00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,699
Rachel, grab a chip.
298
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,080
Shit, that was better.
299
00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,414
That was cool.
300
00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:54,707
Can we do it again?
301
00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:56,668
If you want this to be really cool...
302
00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,170
we're gonna need more people.
303
00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:02,340
Preferably men.
304
00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:09,389
No! No! Damn!
305
00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:11,474
- God.
- Hey, David. David, David.
306
00:15:11,558 --> 00:15:13,142
Are we at your divorce trial right now?
307
00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,853
Because I just watched a hot Asian chick
rip your heart out.
308
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:17,146
Okay, one more game.
309
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:21,234
$300,000 against both eyebrows,
both eyelashes. Full monty.
310
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:23,111
Pass. I'd rather have you lopsided.
311
00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:25,196
Come on, man.
I just wanna do some good here.
312
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,866
There's gotta be something
you're willing to play for.
313
00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,579
I want your essence.
314
00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:35,874
- My what?
- I want your spiritual core.
315
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,458
Your joie de vivre.
316
00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:40,795
I want the mustache.
317
00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,883
No. No, I need a mustache.
318
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,551
I look weird without a mustache.
319
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:49,804
I got bad news for you, bud.
You look weird with the mustache.
320
00:15:49,888 --> 00:15:54,517
But the question is, how badly
does David Brittlesbee wanna help people?
321
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,607
All right, fine. Fine. Deal.
You got a deal, but we're locked in.
322
00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:02,609
Yeah, you're gonna look like an egg!
323
00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,569
Hey, Brad, I hope you don't mind,
324
00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:08,031
but I just wanted
to change up my gear a little bit.
325
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:11,034
You see, the truth of the matter is,
326
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:14,370
I just haven't felt right
without my fight stick.
327
00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:16,331
The fuck is all that? Wait, what is that?
328
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:18,750
Well, you see,
when my parents got divorced,
329
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,502
my mom would give me 20 bucks
and tell me to get lost.
330
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:24,380
So I'd take that money,
along with all those feelings,
331
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:29,177
and I'd head on down to the arcade, where
I played my favorite game, Street Fighter.
332
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:33,306
Let's just say... I got a lot of practice.
333
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:35,350
Oh, shit.
334
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:37,142
Let's fight!
335
00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:18,059
Hey, Pop. You got my messages. Good.
336
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,270
Are you on the street?
337
00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:22,187
Yeah. And I am not happy about it.
338
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,458
It's like these people want to breathe
directly into my face.
339
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,899
I mean, just right into my face.
340
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:28,945
Hey, asshole.
Cross the street or I'll fuck you up.
341
00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:30,280
Really?
342
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:31,948
Yeah. Okay.
343
00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:36,619
Okay, Pop, I'm gonna cross the street
because he called my bluff and he is big.
344
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:40,707
You know, I don't think I am handling this
as well as I thought I was.
345
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,251
I gotta admit, I think I'm struggling.
346
00:17:46,004 --> 00:17:47,213
Pop, you there?
347
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:50,091
Yeah.
348
00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:53,928
You okay?
349
00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:56,514
Uh-huh.
350
00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:00,101
Can I see you then?
351
00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:06,024
No.
352
00:18:09,611 --> 00:18:11,321
Pop, come on, man.
353
00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:13,615
You're really freaking me out.
Just let me see you.
354
00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:23,541
I don't think I'm doing very well.
355
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,213
It was okay when I still had work,
356
00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:31,382
but now that's done,
and I don't have anything else.
357
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:35,845
All my family are thousands of miles away
and I don't have any friends.
358
00:18:35,929 --> 00:18:37,639
And I'm just alone.
359
00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:42,560
- That's not true. That's not true, Poppy.
- No, it is. It is.
360
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:45,563
I thought that I could handle this,
but I don't think that I can.
361
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:48,691
And everybody else
seems to have somebody, but I don't.
362
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,818
I'm just...
363
00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,279
I'm just alone.
364
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:58,826
Open your door.
365
00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:02,205
Why?
366
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,542
Just open your door.
367
00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:14,300
Hi.
368
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:15,927
Hi.
369
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:37,282
I miss you.
370
00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:41,619
I miss you too.
371
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,557
- Poppy...
- Yeah?
372
00:20:04,183 --> 00:20:07,729
You really do need to take a shower,
'cause you stink.
373
00:20:10,648 --> 00:20:12,609
You are such an asshole.
374
00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:16,571
You good?
375
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:19,282
Yeah. You?
376
00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:21,201
Yeah. I'm good.
377
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,120
All right, I'll see you soon.
378
00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:26,539
- All right.
- Bye.
379
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:39,010
- The recipe is tequila...
- Reading a lot.
380
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,970
- I painted this one.
- That's awesome.
381
00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:43,932
I can't watch any more TV.
382
00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:46,517
If you don't think that the
toilet paper industry started this,
383
00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:47,641
then you're fucking crazy.
384
00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:50,021
Via snail mail.
I just dropped them off at your house.
385
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:52,273
Did you hear about how much money
toilet paper made?
386
00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:53,650
Hello!
387
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:54,943
There she is.
388
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:56,653
- Hey, Poppy. I waited for you.
- Hey.
389
00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:58,613
I waited for you this time in the meeting.
390
00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:01,616
- Nice one, mate.
- Looks like somebody did find that shower.
391
00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:02,909
I wanted to look fancy.
392
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:04,410
Did you wash your hair?
393
00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:06,079
Yes, I washed my hair.
394
00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:07,163
All right.
395
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:08,873
I'll keep my eye on it.
396
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:13,044
Guys. Guys! Goddamn it! Guys!
397
00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:15,630
Good. There. Jesus.
398
00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:19,717
Now, remember, this only works
if we all do our part.
399
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:21,803
Okay. We get one shot at this.
400
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,596
So, don't fuck it up, Rachel.
401
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,058
No one can hear you. It's paradise.
402
00:21:27,642 --> 00:21:29,769
All right.
Looks like we're waiting on C.W.
403
00:21:29,852 --> 00:21:31,396
But Brad has a quick announcement.
404
00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:32,897
Whatever. Fine. Brad, go.
405
00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,275
Yeah. Hey, everybody.
So, I had this bet with David.
406
00:21:35,358 --> 00:21:38,278
And, well, he totally sandbagged
and lost on purpose.
407
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:41,906
But then we made the stakes really high
and we played one final time.
408
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:45,326
And well... I still beat his ass!
409
00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:48,997
Whoa, David.
410
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,915
- David, you look weird.
- Honey.
411
00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:53,710
- I know I look weird, okay?
- You look like a baby turtle.
412
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,253
Wait, is that David or Sandy Duncan?
413
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:58,381
But it'll grow back
in like eight or ten months. I don't know.
414
00:21:58,464 --> 00:21:59,944
Has anyone ever shaved their eyebrow?
415
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,944
I don't know how long that takes.
Does it grow back?
416
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:03,553
Whatever. It doesn't matter. I just...
417
00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:06,681
I feel bad
that I lost the $300,000 for charity.
418
00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:07,807
Oh, I already donated it.
419
00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:10,435
- What?
- Yeah, I was always gonna donate it.
420
00:22:10,518 --> 00:22:11,769
- What?
- Ian doubled it.
421
00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:14,480
- Yo.
- But... Why?
422
00:22:14,564 --> 00:22:16,542
I thought...
You were opposed to giving away money.
423
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:20,028
No, no. I told you I need
to get something out of it. Which I did.
424
00:22:20,111 --> 00:22:21,112
Your dignity.
425
00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:24,991
That's $600,000 for charity.
Way to go, David.
426
00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:27,327
- Way to go, David.
- Good job, David.
427
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:29,662
- Nice work, Dave.
- Great job, David.
428
00:22:29,746 --> 00:22:31,497
Thank you, guys.
429
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,124
Since we're all here,
430
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,935
- I think it would be nice to say...
- Oh, God,
431
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,253
here comes some boring SJW rant about...
432
00:22:37,337 --> 00:22:38,755
You know what, fuck you, Lou. Okay?
433
00:22:38,838 --> 00:22:40,381
You're being such a di...
434
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:41,716
Oh, shit, I think I started it.
435
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,343
- Wait, what?
- Go. Go, go!
436
00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:44,636
Oh, shit.
437
00:22:45,303 --> 00:22:46,387
Okay.
438
00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:12,288
Holy shit, it's working.
439
00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:27,762
- Wait, where's C.W.?
- Where is he?
440
00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:30,390
- Come on, dude. Figure it out.
- Come on, man.
441
00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:31,641
Where is he?
442
00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:35,520
Oh, my God!
443
00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:36,603
Come on!
444
00:23:38,773 --> 00:23:39,773
Come on!
445
00:23:41,943 --> 00:23:44,904
Huzzah!
446
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:47,532
I made it!
447
00:23:47,615 --> 00:23:49,576
C.W., you're the man!
448
00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,205
Yes!
449
00:24:12,557 --> 00:24:14,392
Fuck you, coronavirus.
450
00:24:15,305 --> 00:25:15,153
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