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Who else would like to share?
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How 'bout our newcomer?
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I'm good.
You sure?
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Yeah.
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Last call.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Bonnie, alcoholic.
OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie.
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I just got some
terrible news today.
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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.
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But I've been taught that,
when we share,
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we cut our pain in half,
so here goes.
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I am getting royally boned
by Uncle Sam.
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Ever since I started
the business with Tammy,
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they're coming after me
for Social Security taxes,
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withholding taxes,
and then there's FICA.
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Who the hell is this FICA guy?
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I didn't go legit
for this kind of shakedown.
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I'm just putting it out there. I
might have to leave the country.
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I'm thinking Papua New Guinea.
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Thank you.
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Would you like
some burnt coffee?
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Stale cookies?
Anything?
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Still good.
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Still not buying it.
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WENDY:
Who would like to go next?
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I'll go.
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Jill, alcoholic.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Jill.
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I'm only four months
into this pregnancy,
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and I am peeing
like a broken sprinkler.
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The other day,
I was craving
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hot wings, but the place
didn't have a bathroom,
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so I had to swallow my pride
and tinkle behind a dumpster.
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I look up and I'm staring
at a security camera,
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but I was already committed,
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so I just waved.
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Mm.
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Damn it.
Here it goes again.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, who's next?
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Tammy, alcoholic.
OTHERS: Hi, Tammy.
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Yeah, my life is
really good right now.
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Um, not only has my business
with Bonnie taken off,
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but I'm
dating a guy
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who's sweet and funny
and supportive.
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And the best part is
he doesn't have roommates,
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so we can make
all the noise we want.
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I only complained
when you scared my cats. Mm.
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Anyway,
I'm just really grateful.
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(chuckles) You know,
I mean, I think it's true,
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what we say here--
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don't leave before the miracle.
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(groans softly)
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Okay, I'll go.
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Hi. Marjorie, alcoholic.
OTHERS: Hi, Marjorie.
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I just had
the most wonderful weekend
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babysitting my granddaughter.
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Ooh.
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I know every grandmother
feels this way,
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but I really think
she might be a genius.
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I did that really cute thing
where you go,
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"Whoops, I got your nose."
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And she knew immediately
it was not her nose.
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Hey.
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How ya doing?
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You only got
the one question, huh?
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Actually, I have two.
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Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?
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What is it with you people
and coffee?
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Well, it's the only drug
we have left, so we abuse it.
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What do you say?
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Fine.
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Let me just grab my keys.
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Okay.
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh, I just bought these shoes.
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Hey! Why are
you running?!
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Why are you chasing me?!
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I don't know! A little voice
is telling me to!
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You hear voices?
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I know it sounds bad,
but... yeah.
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I hear voices, too.
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What do yours say?
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If I don't drink before noon,
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I don't have a problem.
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I had that one, too.
It's easy fix.
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Just throw all your clocks out.
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So what do you think?
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Coffee?
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Fine. I give up.
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Ah, good.
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'Cause that's the first step.
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(chuckles)
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Are those shoes suede?
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Not anymore.
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♪ ♪
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Shannon, this is Marjorie,
Tammy, Jill, Wendy.
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OTHERS:
Hi.
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Say our names back.
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What?
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No, I'm screwing with you.
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I didn't know Wendy's name
for, like, eight months.
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You called me Wanda.
Mm.
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I liked it.
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So, Shannon, was tonight
your first meeting?
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(chuckles)
Was it that obvious?
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OTHERS:
Yes.
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Why'd you leave?
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(sighs) I don't have
anything in common
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with you guys.
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I mean, you don't know
what real problems are.
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(laughing)
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What is so funny?
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I guarantee, whatever
problems you have,
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someone at this table has either
had 'em or made 'em much worse.
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That's...
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So you lost your kid
in a custody battle?
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Who needs a custody battle?
I actually lost my kid.
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Couldn't find her
for, like, two years.
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That's awful.
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No, it's fine.
I found her,
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we're both sober and
we love each other.
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So where is she?
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She moved. But my
point is my point.
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Yeah, well...
(sighs)
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you're probably not
gonna end up in jail,
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which I might.
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Tammy, you have
the floor.
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Seven years hard time
for armed robbery.
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I don't want
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to make this a competition,
but I also did time.
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You did easy time.
Don't tell me what kind of time I did.
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What else you got?
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My-my mother kicked me out
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when she caught me sleeping
with her drug dealer.
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Oh, mothers.
(others groan)
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(chuckles)
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Mine abandoned me.
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Mm, mine killed herself.
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Mine was murdered
by my father.
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I had two moms, and I had
to pretend one of them
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was my sister.
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I have to sit out this round.
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My mother was an angel.
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A-Anyway...
(sighs)
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now I'm basically homeless.
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Oh, I'm back in.
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Lived in a box.
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Lived in a car.
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Lived in a tree.
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I never lived in less
than 12,000 square feet,
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but, at the end, I was just
drinking alone in my closet.
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Probably a mistake
to put a bar in there.
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So what was all that happy crap
in the meeting?
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We all got better.
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And so can you.
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Shannon, I really want to hear
the rest of your story,
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but my baby's stomping
on my bladder.
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Move it, Wanda.
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Give me your phone.
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Why?
Just give it to me.
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(sighs)
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This is my number.
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Call me anytime,
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especially if you think
you're gonna drink or use.
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Okay.
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You got a place
to sleep tonight?
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Oh, I got a friend
who owes me.
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Is it your mother's
drug dealer?
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Maybe.
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Is there a plan B?
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I could go back to my mom's.
She's a happy drunk.
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It's the meth
that makes her mean.
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Mm. Sounds like
my kinda people.
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She's a bitch from hell.
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Yeah, my kind
of people.
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(commentator speaking on TV)
(keys jangle)
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(exhales)
Hey.
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I told you to take an umbrella.
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Yeah.
After the meeting,
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we took a newcomer
out for coffee.
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It was so great.
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She gonna make it?
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Who knows?!
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But there's nothing like
talking to a train wreck
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to remind you that
you have no real problems.
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Good for you.
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Listen, we need to talk.
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Oh, my God.
You're leaving me.
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Who is she?
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I will kill her.
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No, I won't kill her.
I'll be her friend.
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I'll be your friend.
We'll learn to coexist.
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Maybe even have a podcast
about how well we get along.
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Slow down.
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I'm not leaving you.
Well...
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(scoffs)
then open with that.
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In fact, from now on,
instead of "Hi, honey,"
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start with
"I'm not leaving you."
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May I please speak?
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God, yes.
I'm spent.
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I have been less than honest
about something.
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I knew it.
We're broke.
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This is all a house of cards!
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Bonnie...
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Maybe I can get my money back
from FICA.
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Bonnie!
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What?!
Tell me already!
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I had a check-up
a couple of weeks ago,
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and... the doctor said
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I had something
on my chest X-ray.
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W-Wh...
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No, that can't be right.
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You haven't smoked
in, like, 20 years.
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Yeah, but I smoked
like you drank.
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Anyway, so I had to go
and get a PET scan.
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Wait, you...
Wh-Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't want to freak you out.
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Oh, my God!
I'm too young to be a widow!
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I have an appointment
with the oncologist tomorrow
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to discuss my options.
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I was hoping you'd go with me.
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Please say no.
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Of course I'm going with you.
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You're my husband.
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Richer or poorer,
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sickness and health,
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till death do us...
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(crying)
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It's all gonna be okay.
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You'll see.
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Is it weird that I really
want a cigarette right now?
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(phone rings)
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(groans)
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It's the middle of the night.
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It's 10:00.
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So we agree.
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What's going on?
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Adam might have cancer.
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Oh, honey.
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Yeah.
There was a spot on his lung,
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and he didn't tell me about it,
the rat bastard.
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I'm sure he was just
trying to protect you.
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Well, I didn't call you
so you could defend him.
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Sorry.
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I'm going with him to the doctor
tomorrow morning.
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(beeping)
Uh, uh, hang on.
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Somebody's calling me.
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In the middle of the night?
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Hello?
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SHANNON:
Bonnie?
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Yeah.
Who's this?
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(banging)
Uh, it's-it's Shannon.
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Hey.
Everything okay?
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(exhales) You-you said to call
if I wanted to drink.
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JOLENE:
That money in the coffee can was my emergency fund!
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It was money you stole from me!
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Only 'cause it's an emergency!
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Being out of drugs
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is not an emergency!
(grunts)
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Oh, that's just crazy talk.
262
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,532
Now open the freakin' door!
263
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,409
Uh, uh, uh, Shannon,
I'm on the other line.
264
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,077
Can you hold one second?
265
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,328
Okay, I'm back.
266
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,541
Hang on.
Boz Scaggs threw up.
267
00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,334
Oh, for Pete's sake, Boz,
who gave you carrots?
268
00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,588
I'm sorry.
269
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,800
I'm here.
Go ahead.
270
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,926
I am trying to hold it together
for him,
271
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,220
but I'm-I'm really scared.
272
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,181
Well, it'd be crazy
if you weren't.
273
00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,475
All you have to do
is be there for him
274
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,270
and... and do
the next right action.
275
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,023
I guess that's
going to the doctor.
276
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,233
Then that's what you do.
277
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,027
(beeping)
(sighs) Now what?
278
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,821
Uh, yeah, hang on, Marjorie.
279
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,615
I'm kind of in the middle
of something, Jill.
280
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,408
Guess who's getting married.
281
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,160
We are!
We are!
282
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,580
That's great!
283
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,374
I'm so happy for you!
284
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,335
Listen, I'm on another call.
Can I call you right back?
285
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,629
I'll make it quick.
We've both been married before
286
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,797
and done the big to-do,
so, this time,
287
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,549
we're just gonna keep it simple.
288
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,800
Yeah, city hall, right next
to the police station.
289
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,136
So we already
got a parking spot.
290
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,304
I'll be there.
291
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,805
Great.
1:00 tomorrow.
292
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,391
T-Tomorrow?
293
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,976
Well, I've got
the perfect outfit picked out,
294
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,646
but it won't fit
if we wait much longer.
295
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,314
Bring Adam.
It can't just be me and women.
296
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:52,277
Ugh. Tomorrow's gonna be tough.
Can you hold?
297
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,530
Hmm. Well, I was expecting
a little more enthusiasm.
298
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,658
Yeah, no kidding.
Try Tammy.
299
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:01,036
Uh, help me out here, Shannon.
What's going on with your mom?
300
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,330
She's out of her mind.
You got to talk to her. (loud knocking)
301
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,332
Well, I guess I can.
Is she high?
302
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,876
You tell me.
303
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:08,919
JOLENE: Shannon, you need
to open the door
304
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,046
before the FBI gets here!
305
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,423
(knocking)
There's no FBI!
306
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,008
Don't you hear the helicopters?
307
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,301
(knocking)
That's the ceiling fan!
308
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:21,098
(yelling)
309
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,808
Drop that can!
310
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,561
I'm gonna have to call you back.
311
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,148
I don't know who I'm talking to.
Who's there?
312
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,151
It's me, Marjorie.
313
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,822
Great news.
Jill's getting married!
314
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,991
Oh, that's wonderful!
315
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,951
Oh, Bonnie, guess what?
316
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,786
Jill's getting married.
317
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,162
How'd you know?
318
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:44,913
Good night, Marjorie.
319
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,227
Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
320
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,645
What?
321
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,106
The water in the tank--
it's filthy.
322
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,817
You sure you trust this guy
with your lungs?
323
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,445
Please sit down.
324
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,155
(mutters)
325
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,162
Calling the aquarium police?
326
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,457
The newcomer I was
telling you about.
327
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,542
Uh, straight
to voicemail.
328
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,377
Shannon, it's Bonnie.
I hope you're okay.
329
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:36,006
Uh, I'm going
to the 8:00 meeting
330
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,257
at the Community Center tonight
if you want to meet me there.
331
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,763
Okay, well, talk soon.
Hmm.
332
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,431
Look at you.
333
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,727
You're taking care of me, you're
taking care of this Shannon,
334
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,437
you're even
taking care of the fish.
335
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,316
Well, the poor things look like
they're swimming in apple juice.
336
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,569
You're not the same woman
I met five years ago.
337
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,155
(door opens)
338
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,324
The doctor will see you now.
339
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,076
You need to clean the tank.
340
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,038
Look at us on
the same team.
341
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,792
I got to tell you, I did
not care for your doctor.
342
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,255
I think he could sense that.
Mm.
343
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,799
12 years of school
doesn't make you
344
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,676
the smartest
guy in the room.
345
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,885
I sure hope he was
the smartest guy in the room.
346
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:25,430
Well, despite his reluctance
347
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,849
to give my opinion
the same weight as his own,
348
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,226
I am optimistic.
349
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,561
Really?
I'm a little numb.
350
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:35,440
Understandable.
351
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,484
The good news is we caught it
early, it's very treatable,
352
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,362
and we have steps to take,
and we will take them.
353
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:43,323
You keep saying "we."
354
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,117
Yeah, 'cause we are
in this together.
355
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,370
You, me
and Dr. Arrogant von Smug.
356
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,251
It's real simple. We just
do the next right action.
357
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,753
You're amazingly calm
through all this.
358
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,757
I'm good in a crisis.
359
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:01,675
Always was, even when
I was the crisis.
360
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,553
(laughs)
361
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,762
Uh, I'm glad
you were there today.
362
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,309
Me too.
363
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,185
Hey, should we stop
and get Jill and Andy a gift?
364
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,857
Hell, no. You
can't tell someone
365
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,941
you're getting married tomorrow
and expect an insta-pot.
366
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,319
(car horn honks)
367
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,029
Are you kidding me? Ugh!
368
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,282
Bonnie...
369
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,575
The light just turned green,
and you're leaning on the horn?
370
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,952
Bonnie, come on.
Just go, just go.
371
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,746
(horn toots)
Okay, that's it.
372
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,123
What are you doing?
373
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:33,999
What...?
I keep a Louisville Slugger
374
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,250
in the trunk.
375
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,502
Bonnie, no! Please.
376
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,377
Let's just go
to the wedding.
377
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,962
(groans softly)
378
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,173
It's your lucky
day, Grandma!
379
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:50,974
(sighs)
380
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:51,475
So, next Tuesday's the biopsy,
and we will take it from there.
381
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:59,942
What a lovely courthouse.
382
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,068
Not if you're wearing
an orange jumpsuit.
383
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,780
Are you nervous?
384
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,657
Are you kidding me?
385
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:07,783
You're way out of my
league, I knocked you up.
386
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,618
I'm taking a victory lap.
387
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,496
Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh.
388
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,122
Oh. Hey, it's okay.
389
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,958
Mmm.
Mmm. We still got time.
390
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,709
I am so happy for you.
391
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,253
Thank you.
Congratulations.
392
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,129
Oh, thanks, and-and sorry
for the late notice.
393
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,714
Oh, no, no,
the timing was perfect.
394
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,966
I needed a wedding today.
395
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,468
How'd it go?
396
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,262
Good. We'll talk later.
397
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,180
I couldn't find a place to park.
398
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,724
It's okay. They haven't
called our name yet.
399
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,978
On my way in,
I saw that newcomer. Shannon?
400
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,231
Yeah. She and another
woman were trying
401
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,692
to kick out the back
window of a cop car.
402
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,193
Oh, no.
403
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,237
May I speak with the bride
for a moment?
404
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,823
Hey, how you doing,
Your Honor?
405
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,617
Do we know each other?
406
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,160
Tammy Diffendorf.
I robbed a steakhouse.
407
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,580
You gave me four to six years.
I did seven.
408
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040
Okay.
Mm.
409
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,668
I'm sober now. I got a business,
got a truck, got a boyfriend.
410
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,962
It's fairly new,
but I feel good about it.
411
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,214
All right. Nice to see you.
412
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,133
Yeah, back atcha!
413
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,384
(sighs)
That was awesome!
414
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,262
Okay. Um, Andy, honey,
415
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,182
could you do us a
teeny-weenie little favor?
416
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:13,932
Uh...
Dude, from this day forward, the answer is "yes."
417
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:19,354
...to share...
418
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,648
Are you gonna take
Andy's last name?
419
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,567
I don't know.
(clears throat)
420
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,652
It's Pepper.
421
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,445
It is? You're marrying
Sergeant Pepper?
422
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:30,699
(laughing)
423
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,950
Oh, get this.
His brother is a doctor.
424
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,412
(laughter)
425
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,206
Oh, look.
The flower girls are here.
426
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,290
What are you doing?!
427
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,586
I didn't mean
bring 'em to the wedding.
428
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,713
They were released
into my custody.
429
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,173
What was I supposed to do--
take them out for ice cream?
430
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,133
You never took me
out for ice cream.
431
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,260
That's 'cause ice cream
is for good girls.
432
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,639
Oh, okay, hey, hey,
knock it off,
433
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,849
or I'll lock you back up
with the hookers.
434
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,309
Uh, Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper?
435
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,147
Oh. Here!
436
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:02,856
Do not ruin my special day.
437
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,275
Thank you for
helping them.
438
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,405
Yeah. The old one bit me.
439
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,199
Are you ready?
440
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,620
Are you kidding?
Look at me.
441
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,663
We are gathered here
in the presence of witnesses
442
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,417
for the purpose
of uniting in matrimony
443
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,962
Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper.
444
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,548
The contract of marriage
is most solemn,
445
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,133
and it's not to be
undertaken lightly.
446
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,385
JOLENE:
Your life? What about my life?
447
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,804
You never...
448
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,681
JOLENE:
You never let me.
449
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:39,268
(clears throat)
Just keep going.
450
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:42,104
By entering
into this marriage,
451
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,231
you are pledging yourselves
to a lifetime in which...
452
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,275
Should we call the police?
453
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,443
I am the police.
Yeah, you are.
454
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,780
(indistinct shouting)
...each will enrich the life of the other.
455
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,907
Should we put
a stop to this?
456
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,660
Oh, look at her. She's pregnant,
she's happy. Leave it alone.
457
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:09,715
Anyway, that's where we're at.
458
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,717
And you've been sitting
on this all day?
459
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,760
Well, I didn't want
to ruin her wedding.
460
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,179
It's not something borrowed,
something blue,
461
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,722
something cancerous.
462
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,224
Don't worry.
463
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:19,975
Adam's in good hands.
He'll get through this.
464
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,395
So will you.
465
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,396
We'll be there every
step of the way.
466
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,272
Damn straight.
467
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:33,822
Mmm.
What are we hugging about?
468
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,489
Your wedding and how happy
we are for you and nothing else.
469
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,579
I had a feeling.
470
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,831
Aren't you supposed
to be on your honeymoon?
471
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,459
Oh, already had it.
472
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,960
Microwaved some burritos,
had great pregnant sex,
473
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,588
he fell asleep,
and I needed a meeting,
474
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,131
'cause, holy crap,
I'm Mrs. Pepper.
475
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,633
Guys, I'm not done hugging.
476
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:02,351
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
477
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,811
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
478
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:12,736
(laughing):
This has been quite a day.
479
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,571
I think I've had every feeling
a person can have.
480
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,783
Some of them great,
some of them...
481
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:20,369
just awful.
482
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,497
And never once thought
about drinking or using.
483
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,333
But that's not the miracle.
484
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,544
The miracle is
485
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,797
I never thought about myself.
486
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,925
I was thinking about
the people I love
487
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:38,053
and how I can help them.
488
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:41,223
And also some fish.
489
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,934
Which is...
490
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,563
ironic, 'cause
I had sushi for lunch.
491
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:48,981
I didn't care.
It was...
492
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:54,611
When I walked in that door
eight years ago,
493
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:58,115
I was so filled with fear
494
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,784
and self-loathing, shame.
495
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,620
But now, I kind of like me.
496
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,250
I kind of love me.
497
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,004
(cries softly)
498
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:15,090
I love my husband,
I love my daughter,
499
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,384
my friends,
500
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,137
my grandkids.
501
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,223
I even love those two
crazy bitches in the back row.
502
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,975
(quietly):
I think that's us.
503
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:28,103
(quietly):
It is.
504
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:31,231
I've always heard
people in meetings say
505
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:35,068
how they're grateful alcoholics,
506
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,071
and I never understood it.
507
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,698
It actually
kind of pissed me off.
508
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,825
But now I get it.
509
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:46,246
My name is Bonnie
and I'm a grateful alcoholic.
510
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,543
And if that pisses you off,
just keep coming back.
511
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,672
Thank you.
512
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,971
Would you guys
join us for coffee?
513
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,807
Just say yes.
Yes.
514
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,353
Who else would like to share?
515
00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:13,953
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