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Hey,
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you're gonna have to pay extra for that.
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Whatever.
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Whatever you want,
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take it.
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- Where is your ruler?
- _
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What ruler?
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"The King Defends His Throne".
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This is your king?
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Where is he?
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I-I don't know who you're talking about.
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Please,
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don't kill me.
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Yo, that's...
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DJ S'more Money.
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T-that's right,
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he used to date Zari Tarazi,
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before she disappeared.
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I heard rehab.
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Where can I find this S'more Money?
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Judging some crazy
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singing competition out in Hollywood.
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That is an odd occupation for a king,
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but as is the way,
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I will challenge him to a death duel.
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♪ You spurn my natural emotions ♪
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Are you hungry?
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- I can cook.
- I'm good.
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Why don't you stay the
night this time, eh?
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John,
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stop talking.
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Okay.
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Wait, what is that sound?
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The Buzzes.
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Hmm.
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The Buzzcocks?
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Oh, come on.
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It's only one of England's
seminal punk rock bands.
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♪ In love with someone ♪
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♪ You shouldn't've fallen in love with ♪
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"Ever fallen in love with someone
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you shouldn't have fallen in love with".
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Aww, John, are you trying
to tell me something?
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Of course, not...
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unless,
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you're trying to tell me something.
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- Course not.
- Good.
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And besides, great music
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is not just about the lyrics.
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It's about the buzz.
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The buzz of excitement that you get
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when you play something that's true
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and real.
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How many bloody phones do you have?
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Well, a personal phone,
a business phone,
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a phone for all the Persian guys
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my mom tries to set me up with...
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- And a phone for emergencies.
- It's Les-Lay.
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You can open up your
eyes, B, we're decent.
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Regrettably.
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Sorry.
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I know you told me not
to bother you at your...
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yoga retreat.
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But it's your ex, DJ S'mores.
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He was eviscerated by an alien.
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- Ugh.
- Wow, that is a lot to digest.
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Yeah, so I'm thinking for the funeral,
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we need a statement dress.
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It's his burial, but your red carpet.
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Bye!
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History is literally being made.
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DJ S'more Money's death
is shattering records
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for most Cat-Chats in an hour.
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The whole world saw it.
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Apparently, the alien killed him during
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a live taping of "Da Throne".
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"Da Throne"?
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In our future it's a wildly
popular singing competition,
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and is single-handedly keeping
network television alive
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in 2045.
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I don't know what's more surprising:
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an alien attacking Zara's ex-boyfriend,
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or the fact that
network TV still exists.
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Gideon, do us a favor
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and bring up the video
for them, will you?
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Smashing. I love an evisceration.
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My name is Lord Knoxacrillion,
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and I am here to slay the king.
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Why would one of Sara's pod aliens
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kill a reality star?
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Maybe the alien mistook
S'more for a real king.
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Yeah, and thought that he could usurp
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marshmallow man's power
by offing the bastard.
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Okay, so all we have
to do is stop an alien
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from killing a celebrity. Simple enough.
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Let's suit up for La La Land.
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What a load of crap!
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Ooh... yeah, Mick,
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uh, shower wouldn't do you wrong, mate.
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Mick, use your words.
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This is a spaceship, is it not?
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Why don't we use it to find Sara?
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Mick, we have been over this.
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The galaxy is hundreds of billions
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of lightyears across, okay?
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One of those displaced aliens
is going to lead us to Sara.
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You and Spooner are gonna QB.
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- Can you show her the ropes, please?
- No.
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I'm taking the day off.
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You're gonna let him
talk to you like that?
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I don't take it personal,
it's just Rory.
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Yeah, he's worse than usual.
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Sara's absence is really getting to him.
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Yeah, I'm sure Sara's absence
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is really getting to Rory.
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Must be very hard for him, Nate.
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I'm sorry. We're gonna find her.
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I bet Sara's pulling a "Thor: Ragnarok",
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and she's kicking some aliens' asses,
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and they're all shouting her name...
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"Sara! Sara! Sara!"
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Sara! Sara!
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You have to wake up.
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Sara,
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whatever's out there,
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it's still tracking us.
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Don't panic, Gary.
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This is Sara freakin' Lance.
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A little Amelia Earhart poison
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isn't gonna slow you down.
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I...
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I'm too weak, Gary. I can't fight.
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It's on you.
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Me?
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I-I-I'm no fighter.
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Kayla didn't exactly fight Spartacus,
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now, did she?
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No, no... absolutely not.
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Gary, Gary,
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listen to me.
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If I hadn't done unforgivable
things to survive,
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I never would have made
it out the other side.
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Now, Ava is my other side.
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And I don't care if you
have to eat your way
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through the entire solar system,
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I am gonna get back to her.
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Getting back to her.
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The competition is heating up
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on this year's "Da Throne".
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With the golden buzzer still in play
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and the Wild Card yet to be revealed,
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anyone can still take Da Throne.
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That's your ex?
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Jealous?
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Oh, of some life-size s'more
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who judges some soulless
singing competition?
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Real musicians don't compete
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to win over the masses with mediocre,
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autotune drivel, love.
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Spoken like a former punk guitarist.
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You want to talk to Mom?
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- No.
- Mama, I gotta go.
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I love you. No, I love you more!
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Sending you busses from Hollywood.
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Yeah, I'm visiting Zari in Hollywood.
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All right, every season has
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a secret celebrity contestant.
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What? I read up on the rules.
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Last year, President
Dwayne Johnson showed up
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and for an old guy,
he can still get down.
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The Rock's the president?
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Please tell me John Cena
is his chief of staff.
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Guys, focus.
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We need to find a way into this place.
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I got this.
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Okay.
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- Hold, please.
- You're kidding me.
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What? They're designer.
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Oh, well...
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- Hi!
- Oh, my God. It's really her!
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Zari!
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Zari, where have you been?
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Zari, it's great to see you!
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Welcome back to "Da Throne".
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Our next performance starts...
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now.
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♪ Hand on the wheel ♪
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♪ I like to stay in control ♪
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♪ 'Cause I get mine independent ♪
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♪ My colors, silver and gold, ha ♪
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♪ Chain hang low like
fruit from a branch ♪
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♪ It's a juice avalanche ♪
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♪ Dripping from my shoulders,
down to my pants ♪
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♪ Diamonds look like me ♪
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Saucéy is on stage,
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Can we get Hunter
moved to the left wing?
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Oh, whoa.
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Yeah, uh, we really stand out, don't we?
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You hear that song?
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It's kind of catchy.
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♪ Look at all this fruit ♪
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- ♪ You want it ♪
- ♪ Make a whole lot of juice ♪
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- ♪ With that ♪
- ♪ You need it ♪
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♪ Feel it in my roots ♪
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- ♪ I got it ♪
- ♪ Fill a champagne flute ♪
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- ♪ With that ♪
- ♪ They see it, yeah, yeah ♪
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Cat-Chat is losing it's damn mind
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over that juicy performance.
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What does last year's winner
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and the King of "Da Throne" have to say?
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Sorry, babes, but that was weak.
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Weak?
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That's not what you said last night.
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You said my fruit was...
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Whoa! Let's not kiss and tell.
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Now, who do we have to the stage next?
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My, you are big and strong.
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You must be our Wild Card contestant.
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I am here to challenge the King.
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You and everyone else.
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Can we get a hint, lover?
Who's under the suit?
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My name is Lord Knoxicrillion,
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and I am here to slay the King.
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DJ, drop that beat!
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That was tight!
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My man, you are committed.
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Wha-bam!
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The gold buzzer?
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Looks like Lord Knoxicrillion
is one step closer
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to capturing Da Throne!
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I don't know how you're
gonna top whatever that was,
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but if you want to be
King, figure it out fast,
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because you're going
straight to the finals.
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Ha, ha!
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You're supposed to be
showing me the ropes.
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Rule number one,
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stay out of my way.
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I'm fresh out of Southern hospitality,
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so I ain't gonna tiptoe
across eggshells,
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like everybody else around here.
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Rule number two,
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this place is like a revolving door.
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Don't unpack.
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Ah, I see what's going on.
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Yeah, Ava told me you're the last
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of the original recruits.
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I guess I'd be pissy too
if I was the last OG.
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What?
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Haircut got hitched,
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Sara got kidnapped...
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and I don't care.
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And rule number three,
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I drink on the job.
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Guys, meet me in the lab.
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The alien's 15 minutes of fame are up.
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Um, excuse me, Mr. Knoxicrillion.
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It is Lord, flesh-bag.
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Oh, forgive me, Lord.
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Um, it seems that
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all the finalists have been upgraded
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to their own exclusive green room.
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If you'll just follow me this way.
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Mm-hmm.
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So if you would just
step right up there.
270
00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,934
I see no green in this room.
271
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:52,203
I told you the Iron Giant
wouldn't be a problem.
272
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:53,305
Okay.
273
00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:55,439
The energy in here is way off.
274
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,408
Oh. Yeah.
275
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:59,076
Looks like Spooner took over your den.
276
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:01,378
Ah... she moved my citrine crystal.
277
00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:03,113
- Ooh.
- I was manifesting abundance.
278
00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:04,668
- I know.
- On my planet,
279
00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:05,916
we use crystals to...
280
00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:07,785
hmm, we do not have that word...
281
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,720
procreate.
282
00:12:09,725 --> 00:12:10,754
You know what, Knox?
283
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:12,056
It is factoids like that,
284
00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,858
that really captivate an audience.
285
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,559
Why don't you tell us a little bit more
286
00:12:15,564 --> 00:12:17,461
about what you know, like,
287
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,029
do you know where Sara Lance is?
288
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,031
Your cardiovascular organ increased
289
00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:23,534
to 80 beats per minute
when you said "Sara Lance".
290
00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:24,790
Do you know where Sara Lance is,
291
00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,937
- yes or no?
- What is a Sara Lance?
292
00:12:26,942 --> 00:12:29,574
Okay, let's try this again, shall we?
293
00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:30,929
How'd you get to Earth?
294
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:33,334
I was abducted from my home planet.
295
00:12:33,339 --> 00:12:35,946
18 hours ago, my pod
crashed in a desert.
296
00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:38,679
Then I woke from stasis to
fulfill my prime directive.
297
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:40,684
- Which is?
- To conquer new planets
298
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,721
by challenging their
rulers to death duels.
299
00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:44,855
Okay, say you win.
300
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,690
You... hitch a ride home
301
00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:47,792
with, like, a space cabbie?
302
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:49,159
My inevitable victory
303
00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:52,563
will be celebrated with an invasion.
304
00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:54,164
Picked up the alien vibes
305
00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:56,233
from across the ship, and lookie here.
306
00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:57,668
We already kidnapped him.
307
00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,937
You did not steal me like a whelpling.
308
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,238
I followed you here,
309
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:02,843
but I am no prisoner.
310
00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:04,953
- Gideon?
- Gideon?
311
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,411
- Gideon!
- Lord Knoxicrillion's
312
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,746
superior technology is... superior.
313
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,382
Just say the word
314
00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:11,683
and I'll blow him to kingdom come.
315
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,687
Impossible,
316
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,123
This suit is resistant to
thermonuclear weapons.
317
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,159
If you and your ruler
cannot fight with honor,
318
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,489
the challenge is cancelled.
319
00:13:18,494 --> 00:13:21,125
I will call my armada to
invade your planet now.
320
00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,494
What? No-no-no-no-no...
Wait, wait, wait,
321
00:13:23,499 --> 00:13:26,797
We, uh, may be low peons...
322
00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:27,898
Just...
323
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,903
And... but... we're honored
324
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:32,603
to explain to you that you
got the rules all wrong.
325
00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:35,339
Yeah, Knox... can I call you Knox?
326
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,842
Listen, bubby, death duels...
327
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:39,344
isn't what our planet's really about.
328
00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:41,812
Yeah. Y-yeah, you see, here on Earth,
329
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:45,482
we compete for the throne
via song and dance.
330
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:47,618
And with those sick vocals, buddy,
331
00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:50,754
you're on your way to
becoming the new king.
332
00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:52,189
Song and dance?
333
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:54,658
More proof you are an immature species.
334
00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:57,427
Very well, I accept the
terms of the challenge.
335
00:13:57,432 --> 00:14:00,264
Bring on Earth's best competitor.
336
00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:02,332
Yes, Dragon Girls.
337
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,771
- Sorry.
- Oh!
338
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,406
Sneaky little devil, isn't she?
339
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:10,741
This town's full of them.
340
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,342
Les-Lay, shouldn't you be off
341
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:14,247
running Forbes Magazine's
Business of the Year?
342
00:14:14,252 --> 00:14:15,648
Yeah, well, we need to talk about
343
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,847
Dragonesque, Zari.
344
00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:19,183
Business is tradge.
345
00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:21,619
Even the lip kits aren't selling...
346
00:14:21,624 --> 00:14:22,920
everyone has lips.
347
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,502
Spoken like a true capitalist.
348
00:14:24,507 --> 00:14:25,604
Ignore him.
349
00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:27,773
He thinks dour people have more depth.
350
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,441
You still love fame.
351
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:32,310
Speaking of, you've been out
of the spotlight for too long.
352
00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:35,618
The public doesn't want to
be someone they can't see.
353
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,070
Oh, cups are edible in 2045,
354
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:41,672
eco-friendly is finally in.
355
00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,407
Too little, too late, if you ask me.
356
00:14:43,412 --> 00:14:44,775
Okay, what about the shareholders?
357
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,955
They're going to divest
358
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,057
without the face of the
company to promote it.
359
00:14:48,062 --> 00:14:49,847
How is this happening?
360
00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:54,155
I spent my whole life
building this brand.
361
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,721
Long, frustrating story cut short,
362
00:14:57,726 --> 00:15:00,390
the alien has to compete
for "Da Throne".
363
00:15:00,395 --> 00:15:02,793
Nate and Behrad are escorting
him to the studio now.
364
00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:04,094
We need a new game plan.
365
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:06,063
Aves, do you trust me?
366
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,432
Always, Z.
367
00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:12,036
Look who's back. Zari T.
368
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,304
Dodged a bullet when the
engagement fell through.
369
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:15,539
Hashtag blessed!
370
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:17,942
Um, actually, you're the
one who proposed, so...
371
00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:19,498
'Cause I thought it'd
be good for my brand.
372
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,300
- Big mistake.
- Hey, simmer down, sunshine.
373
00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:23,348
Who's the blond?
374
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,751
You know, you Yanks, you're
always behind the 8-ball.
375
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:28,452
I'm a master of the Dark Arts, mate.
376
00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:30,621
Name's Johnny C.
377
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,223
Uh, Zari's boyfriend.
378
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,892
Yep.
379
00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:36,760
Dating some Vegas act
380
00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,763
isn't gonna abracadabra
your relevancy back, Zari.
381
00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:40,865
You're over.
382
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,101
You should have never cancelled...
383
00:15:42,105 --> 00:15:43,768
- Ignis!
- Now I'm on top...
384
00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:46,104
Ah. Help, help, help.
385
00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,876
Ah, help me, help me! Come on!
386
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,506
No, no, no, no, no, no! My
S'more Money brand vodka!
387
00:15:50,511 --> 00:15:53,211
That's an accelerant! Get out of my way.
388
00:15:53,216 --> 00:15:56,152
Well, I see the appeal
of this celebrity thing.
389
00:15:57,553 --> 00:15:58,949
Hey, Z-Nation,
390
00:15:58,954 --> 00:16:01,018
it's your girl Zari Tarazi.
391
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:04,755
So I have been working on
something super top-secret,
392
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,590
and here it is.
393
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:09,026
I'm the Wild Card.
394
00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:10,360
That's right.
395
00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:12,029
The Dragon Girl is here,
396
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,669
to claim... "Da Throne".
397
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:25,237
"Da Throne"'s latest Wild Card,
398
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,605
superstar Zari Tarazi,
399
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:30,597
is facing off against
the sisters who can shred
400
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:32,199
for the chance to compete against
401
00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:35,368
our golden buzzer winner in the finals.
402
00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:36,904
Everybody wants it,
403
00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:39,440
but not everyone has
what it takes to win
404
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:41,342
"Da Throne".
405
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,862
Friends, foes, and neithers,
406
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,897
the semifinals are here.
407
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:50,067
Tonight, one contestant
will be sent packing,
408
00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:52,136
so I hope they've brought
their good Louis.
409
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,139
Who will it be?
410
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,040
Okay, so how exactly
411
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:59,410
is Zari throwing her head
in the ring in this circus
412
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,845
supposed to put the kibosh
on alien invasion?
413
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:05,015
Uh, we're kind of a Swiss
Army knife operation.
414
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,784
Every Legend has a utility.
415
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:08,585
So when you've got a social influencer
416
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,187
from the future, you go with it,
417
00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:11,690
and you hope that being a triple threat
418
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:13,290
is still a thing.
419
00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:15,160
Looks like you know
how to handle your team.
420
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,294
Except Rory.
421
00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:20,597
Yeah, well, he's a special case.
422
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:23,000
Yeah, back home, dealt with
guys like him all the time.
423
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,135
You give them an inch,
they'll take your truck,
424
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,170
and your virginity.
425
00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:30,240
Next up, we've got the twins
426
00:17:30,245 --> 00:17:32,376
who've made K-Pop twice as hot,
427
00:17:32,381 --> 00:17:34,945
versus this round's Wild Card,
428
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:38,415
and Da King's ex, Zari Tarazi.
429
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,818
It's sure to be spicy.
430
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:45,022
♪ Bonjour ♪
431
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:47,191
♪ Euros, dollars, pounds, yen ♪
432
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,093
♪ Everywhere I go, ballin' ♪
433
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:51,161
♪ Paparazzi all on me ♪
434
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,163
♪ Shopping spree in Italy ♪
435
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:54,898
♪ Red carpet, world premiere ♪
436
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:57,234
♪ So glamourous, they love to stare ♪
437
00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:00,137
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪
438
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,272
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier ♪
439
00:18:02,277 --> 00:18:05,109
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
440
00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:08,045
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪
441
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,180
♪ Beat face, flawless ♪
442
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:13,283
♪ Flawless ♪
443
00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:17,020
♪ Cash flow like the River Nile ♪
444
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:21,225
♪ Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen ♪
445
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:25,262
♪ Cover story every magazine ♪
446
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,766
♪ Queen, queen, queen ♪
447
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:32,102
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪
448
00:18:32,107 --> 00:18:34,171
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier ♪
449
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:37,408
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
450
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:41,345
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante ♪
451
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,348
Bon soir.
452
00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,490
That gave me drama.
453
00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:55,292
That gave me life.
454
00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:58,195
Now, let's get into the results.
455
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,970
Yes! Yes!
456
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:13,343
The Dragon Girl took to the skies,
457
00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:15,612
and into the finals.
458
00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:18,649
Guess we know who's the
baddest of the bunch.
459
00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:22,753
That's a hell of a way
to save the world.
460
00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:49,146
Hold.
461
00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:17,441
Ava?
462
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:41,265
It's all right, Sara...
463
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:43,500
y-you can come out now.
464
00:20:43,505 --> 00:20:47,604
Sorry, things got a
little... out of hand.
465
00:20:47,609 --> 00:20:49,206
You know how it is when you, uh,
466
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:52,346
haven't had bone marrow
in a while, right?
467
00:20:53,749 --> 00:20:55,245
S-Sara?
468
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,420
Director Sharpe?
469
00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:09,192
A planet full of Ava clones?
470
00:21:09,197 --> 00:21:11,395
No!
471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,236
Why did you taste so good?
472
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,620
Z, you were ratings gold,
473
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,175
but those votes were a
little too close for comfort.
474
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:25,445
It's no big deal.
475
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,081
My next performance
just needs to be bigger
476
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,785
- and splashier.
- You know,
477
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,822
those on-air interviews can
really sway an audience,
478
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:34,024
and "Da Throne" viewers are suckers
479
00:21:34,029 --> 00:21:36,326
- for a good love story.
- Oh, my God.
480
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,061
He'll need a new look.
481
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:44,131
Yeah, no. Thanks, love.
482
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,199
I only have the one.
483
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,367
It'll take a little time
and a lot of cooperation,
484
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,569
but I can work with this.
485
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,305
Your sex appeal is
totally going to waste.
486
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,307
We have to do something about that hair.
487
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,842
- Girl, it's a mess.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
488
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,044
No, you're not touching my hair.
489
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,113
I'm not being funny... Listen, this is
490
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,947
my favorite jacket...
491
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,455
_
492
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,959
Mama?
493
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,693
I saw you on TV,
494
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,628
and I thought, "Surely,
495
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,458
my daughter would tell me
if she was competing
496
00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:18,826
on my favorite show".
497
00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:21,495
It was sort of a last-minute thing.
498
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,004
And you're dating a street magician?
499
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,674
First the DJ, now a con man?
500
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,910
Zari, just because you're old
501
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,612
doesn't mean you have to settle.
502
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,981
Okay, not every woman wants to have
503
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,881
their first kid at 20.
504
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:38,055
_
505
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,060
_
506
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,965
_
507
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,331
_
508
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,897
I love you, too.
509
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:57,504
Do you really care about that magic man?
510
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:01,141
I will try my best to support you,
511
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,110
no matter what.
512
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,448
No, um...
513
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,682
it won't last,
514
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,251
John's just a fling.
515
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,220
Thank goodness.
516
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,088
But, uh, Zari, darling...
517
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,456
you look tired.
518
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,097
You need a little more makeup.
519
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,596
Where is he? We have to start rolling.
520
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,733
Ooh. Nate and Behrad know
521
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,402
what a girl wants. You look hot.
522
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,971
Yeah, I look like that
tosser Criss Angel.
523
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,808
All right, remember,
stick to the talking points
524
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,008
preapproved by Les-Lay.
525
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,244
Chin up, smile. Easy-breezy.
526
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,979
In three, two, one.
527
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,215
Tonight, we're getting all the tea
528
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,916
in our exclusive interview
529
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,686
with the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi.
530
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,622
And she's joined by her
mysterious new beau,
531
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:52,054
London street magician Johnny C.
532
00:23:52,059 --> 00:23:54,323
Zari, girl, you shocked the world
533
00:23:54,328 --> 00:23:56,659
when you entered "Da Throne"
as a Wild Card,
534
00:23:56,664 --> 00:23:59,595
after a prolonged absence
from the public eye.
535
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,797
The Z-Nation is dying to know,
536
00:24:01,802 --> 00:24:03,833
where have you been?
537
00:24:03,838 --> 00:24:07,374
Honestly, focusing on self-care.
538
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,943
I've been traveling the
world with close friends,
539
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,379
visiting historical sites to die for...
540
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,681
it's all been super low-key.
541
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,751
And Johnny, is that where
you enter the picture?
542
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,853
Yeah, yeah... I suppose so, mate, yeah.
543
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,290
Oh, my gosh. Our meet cute
was so romantic.
544
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,858
I was at a snowga retreat
545
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,160
on a historically-preserved glacier,
546
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,165
and there he was, showing off
547
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,765
with his perfect scorpion pose.
548
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,267
We fell for each other instantly.
549
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,703
Yeah, that's a very poetic
way of putting it.
550
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,872
Oh, my gosh. He's so modest.
551
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,440
John doesn't like to brag,
552
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,910
but he's actually... Minor royalty.
553
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,814
Well, now you know I gotta ask...
554
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,583
will there be wedding bells
in the Dragon Girl's future?
555
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:51,018
I mean,
556
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:54,254
Princess Tarazi does have
quite the ring to it, right?
557
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,891
Oh, it sounds magical.
558
00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,227
Yeah, you want to see some magic?
559
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,296
Watch me... disappear.
560
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,334
Um,
561
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,169
you know, we had a really long flight,
562
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,305
he's probably just jet-lagged.
563
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,477
Damn it, John.
564
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:18,883
That was harsh.
565
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,348
What the hell was that?
566
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,451
You know, I could ask you
the same thing, couldn't I?
567
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,685
What are you talking about?
568
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,691
You just embarrassed me
in front of the entire world.
569
00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:28,122
Oh, that's what you
care about, isn't it?
570
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,157
Trending, on bloody Chit-Chat
571
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,725
- Cat-Chat!
- Admit it,
572
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,127
come on, you're using this
mission to get back on top.
573
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,363
I can save my home and my business,
574
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,296
and let's not pretend like
we all haven't been caught up
575
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,100
in your personal drama before.
576
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,502
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'm a bastard,
577
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,800
but at least I admit it. You'd
rather be fake for the cameras
578
00:25:43,804 --> 00:25:44,804
than real when it counts.
579
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,209
- This isn't real,
- Oh, yeah.
580
00:25:46,214 --> 00:25:47,677
remember?
581
00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:48,875
We're not together,
582
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,011
just the way we both like it.
583
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,245
You know, it is really difficult
584
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:52,550
to keep straight what's real anymore.
585
00:25:52,554 --> 00:25:53,890
But try this one on for size, all right?
586
00:25:53,894 --> 00:25:56,194
I am done.
587
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,588
Trouble in paradise?
588
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,926
I got just the thing to dry those tears.
589
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,828
An empowerment anthem,
590
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,930
something for all the ladies out there.
591
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,735
'Cause after all, you wouldn't want
592
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:14,035
the Z-Nation thinking
some amateur magician
593
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,370
clipped the Dragon Girl's
wings, now would you?
594
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,584
Ava, wait.
595
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,686
Slow down.
596
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,069
Where are we, babe?
597
00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,717
After you.
598
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,754
You think I don't know my own Ava?
599
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,130
Gentle beings,
600
00:27:23,135 --> 00:27:26,300
we are joined by Lord Knoxicrillion.
601
00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:28,369
If this interview goes
anything like the last one,
602
00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:30,124
you can expect some bombshells.
603
00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:32,706
I detect no explosives in the vicinity.
604
00:27:32,711 --> 00:27:35,709
That dry wit.
605
00:27:35,714 --> 00:27:38,679
That's what "Da Throne"
fans are loving about you.
606
00:27:38,684 --> 00:27:41,382
But here's the million dollar question.
607
00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:43,684
Where on Earth did you come from?
608
00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:45,319
I am not from Earth.
609
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:47,121
I am from the planet Arkana.
610
00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:48,126
Oh, really?
611
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,791
What do you think of your competition...
612
00:27:49,796 --> 00:27:52,693
- the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi?
- That's an alien.
613
00:27:52,698 --> 00:27:54,795
Unless she is spouting real fire,
614
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,297
she does not stand a chance.
615
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:57,765
Feisty.
616
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,600
So what made you enter "Da Throne"?
617
00:27:59,605 --> 00:28:01,068
Why haven't we caught him?
618
00:28:01,073 --> 00:28:03,304
We did. It's...
619
00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:04,472
It's complicated.
620
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,908
I was ambushed by a gangster
feared all over the galaxy.
621
00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:10,544
You would say she has a face
with chicken wings on it.
622
00:28:10,549 --> 00:28:11,913
Her name was Kayla.
623
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:13,848
- Gideon!
- Yes, Mr. Rory?
624
00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:15,783
Uncloak.
625
00:28:16,288 --> 00:28:18,919
Initiate Matador's Last Strike.
626
00:28:18,924 --> 00:28:20,754
What the hell are you doing, Rory?
627
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:21,889
The last of the OGs
628
00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:23,292
picked up on a few secret commands.
629
00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:24,759
You can't just fire on Hollywood.
630
00:28:24,764 --> 00:28:25,764
Watch me.
631
00:28:25,769 --> 00:28:28,466
Activating weapons systems.
632
00:28:28,471 --> 00:28:30,835
_
633
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,637
Foolish humans.
634
00:28:32,642 --> 00:28:34,639
You think that's a threat?
635
00:28:34,644 --> 00:28:36,036
Shall I prepare to fire?
636
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,041
- Yes!
- No!
637
00:28:37,046 --> 00:28:38,806
Die, you alien scum.
638
00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,809
Incoming!
639
00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:48,115
I am detecting alien battleships
640
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,684
entering the Earth's atmosphere.
641
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:53,220
Fire on me and your
ship will be destroyed.
642
00:28:53,225 --> 00:28:56,724
Try another trick, and
the invasion will begin.
643
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,695
Rory, what the hell did you do?
644
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:02,897
Uh...
645
00:29:02,902 --> 00:29:05,032
the Earth was screwed anyway.
646
00:29:13,078 --> 00:29:16,147
Mick, we need to talk, okay?
647
00:29:17,316 --> 00:29:19,413
What, are you gonna shoot me?
648
00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:21,453
What the hell is wrong with you?
649
00:29:22,787 --> 00:29:24,118
If you were kidnapped by aliens,
650
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:26,353
Sara would have found you by now.
651
00:29:26,358 --> 00:29:27,988
You know what? You're right.
652
00:29:27,993 --> 00:29:30,524
I wish I was the one
taken, but I wasn't.
653
00:29:30,529 --> 00:29:33,427
And I am sick of your bad attitude
654
00:29:33,432 --> 00:29:34,462
and your drinking
655
00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:36,031
and your lack of personal hygiene, okay?
656
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,998
What would Lita say?
657
00:29:38,003 --> 00:29:39,934
- She's at college.
- That's great.
658
00:29:39,939 --> 00:29:41,535
No, it's not.
659
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,903
She never returns my calls,
660
00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:44,406
and when she does,
she's always whispering
661
00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:47,541
or she's at some party and there are...
662
00:29:47,546 --> 00:29:50,377
boys in the background, and...
663
00:29:50,382 --> 00:29:52,546
Mick, just because Lita's busy,
664
00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:54,149
it doesn't mean she doesn't
love you anymore.
665
00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:55,783
It just means she doesn't need you,
666
00:29:55,788 --> 00:29:57,384
but I need you.
667
00:29:57,389 --> 00:30:01,455
Sara's missing, okay.
It isn't just hard for you.
668
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,656
So get yourself together.
669
00:30:02,661 --> 00:30:03,891
Okay?
670
00:30:03,896 --> 00:30:06,030
Or get the hell off my ship.
671
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:14,072
Hello, my old friend.
672
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,271
Oh, bollocks.
673
00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:18,672
Oh, I'm sorry.
674
00:30:18,677 --> 00:30:20,441
Did I scare you?
675
00:30:20,446 --> 00:30:23,143
Oh, my God. You're smoking?
676
00:30:23,148 --> 00:30:26,246
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't
tell me in 2045 it's illegal.
677
00:30:26,251 --> 00:30:27,782
Yes, but i-it's perfect.
678
00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:30,217
It totally plays up the
whole bad boy image
679
00:30:30,222 --> 00:30:31,385
you've got going on.
680
00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:33,520
Cat-Chat went crazy when you dissed Z.
681
00:30:33,524 --> 00:30:35,189
Oh, hang on a minute,
you're telling me that you're
682
00:30:35,193 --> 00:30:37,725
actually pleased that I
walked out on that interview?
683
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:41,462
Oh, there's no story
unless Zari's unhappy.
684
00:30:41,467 --> 00:30:43,498
Why do you think S'more Money
was so good for her brand?
685
00:30:43,502 --> 00:30:45,432
He cheated on her with her assistant
686
00:30:45,437 --> 00:30:48,269
- and leaked the photos.
- You're her assistant.
687
00:30:48,274 --> 00:30:50,271
Yeah.
688
00:30:50,276 --> 00:30:51,939
Get ready to light up.
689
00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:53,474
Ooh.
690
00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:55,577
Do you think you can say
something to make Zari cry?
691
00:30:55,582 --> 00:30:57,611
She's usually so guarded.
692
00:30:57,616 --> 00:30:59,480
You know what?
693
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:00,652
I quit.
694
00:31:02,354 --> 00:31:04,518
Thanks for coming, Lord K.
695
00:31:04,523 --> 00:31:06,820
Now, what's your song for the finals?
696
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:09,189
I will wail, as in battle.
697
00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,860
Mm... not really sure
that's gonna work again,
698
00:31:12,865 --> 00:31:14,094
but listen...
699
00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:16,030
I got this banger I've been working on.
700
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:19,867
It's sort of like a female
empowerment anthem.
701
00:31:19,872 --> 00:31:21,511
On my planet, we do not follow
702
00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:23,404
a binary gender construct.
703
00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:26,110
We all carry and bear children.
704
00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,642
Perfect.
705
00:31:28,647 --> 00:31:29,944
Perfect!
706
00:31:29,949 --> 00:31:32,580
Then you... can use the song.
707
00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:33,985
Wha-bam!
708
00:31:34,948 --> 00:31:39,653
I am synthesizing 500,000
of Earth's supreme vocalists.
709
00:31:39,658 --> 00:31:41,622
I will be king.
710
00:31:56,409 --> 00:31:59,140
Whoa, hey! This is my dressing room.
711
00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:01,909
What are you up to, you sneaky git?
712
00:32:01,914 --> 00:32:03,647
I don't gotta tell you guys nothing.
713
00:32:03,652 --> 00:32:04,652
Oh, you'll talk,
714
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,580
or I'll rip that stupid
donut off your head
715
00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:07,915
and feed you your tender bits.
716
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,051
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chill, chill. Chill, chill.
717
00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:13,320
I gave Knox and Zara the
same song, he's up first,
718
00:32:13,325 --> 00:32:14,355
no way she can win.
719
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,924
I cannot wait to punch
you in the face again.
720
00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:17,057
Well, me first, please.
721
00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:24,365
What?
722
00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,867
Can't pacifists blow off a little steam?
723
00:32:26,872 --> 00:32:30,838
All right, I don't want him
anywhere near the competition.
724
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:33,207
Give me a hand.
725
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:36,110
Our last two contestants
are one step closer
726
00:32:36,115 --> 00:32:37,611
to taking home the crown.
727
00:32:37,616 --> 00:32:40,610
First to our stage, give a virtual hand
728
00:32:40,615 --> 00:32:41,916
for the winner of the gold buzzer,
729
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,251
Lord Knoxicrillion!
730
00:32:51,497 --> 00:32:54,427
So this is what it feels
like to be the king?
731
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:55,829
Dig it.
732
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:57,231
Psst, Zari, listen...
733
00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:58,966
Shh, I'm watching the competition.
734
00:33:03,075 --> 00:33:05,072
You may begin.
735
00:33:05,077 --> 00:33:08,108
♪ I love me, myself, and I ♪
736
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:12,318
♪ So hard that I might die ♪
737
00:33:16,755 --> 00:33:19,219
That cheat.
738
00:33:19,224 --> 00:33:20,587
He's singing my song.
739
00:33:20,592 --> 00:33:25,197
♪ Then I resurrect myself ♪
740
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:30,536
♪ No need for a man's help ♪
741
00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:36,608
♪ Strong, fierce, and free ♪
742
00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:41,581
♪ You'll never behead me ♪
743
00:33:42,114 --> 00:33:45,446
♪ 'Cause I am a dream ♪
744
00:33:45,451 --> 00:33:48,882
♪ Your superstar queen ♪
745
00:33:48,887 --> 00:33:51,018
♪ Soaring through the air ♪
746
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:54,488
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
747
00:33:54,493 --> 00:33:57,024
♪ I won't leave you ♪
748
00:33:57,029 --> 00:33:59,359
♪ I won't deceive you ♪
749
00:33:59,364 --> 00:34:01,628
♪ So bow down and beware ♪
750
00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:04,531
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
751
00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:07,234
♪ So bow down and beware ♪
752
00:34:07,239 --> 00:34:11,004
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
753
00:34:14,713 --> 00:34:16,443
Lord Knox! Lord Knox!
754
00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,212
Lord Knoxacrillion rules!
755
00:34:24,723 --> 00:34:26,053
That wasn't real music.
756
00:34:26,058 --> 00:34:27,922
Tosser couldn't even
connect to the lyrics.
757
00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:28,990
It doesn't mean anything.
758
00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:31,559
It means everything, John.
759
00:34:31,564 --> 00:34:33,128
It means we lost.
760
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:43,533
A finalist who sang a
gender-bending diss track?
761
00:34:43,538 --> 00:34:45,902
That was everything!
762
00:34:45,907 --> 00:34:49,743
And it's going to be a
hard act for Zari to follow.
763
00:34:51,612 --> 00:34:53,543
I've gotta know, why
would you tell your mother
764
00:34:53,548 --> 00:34:55,745
that this wouldn't last?
765
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,380
What?
766
00:34:57,385 --> 00:34:58,949
Is this really the time?
767
00:34:58,954 --> 00:35:00,588
Uh... yeah.
768
00:35:02,290 --> 00:35:06,456
Because John, you and I can't
even take the first step.
769
00:35:06,461 --> 00:35:09,626
And even if we did, this...
770
00:35:09,631 --> 00:35:13,530
this thing we have is bound to end.
771
00:35:13,535 --> 00:35:15,502
It always does.
772
00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:19,002
That's usually my line.
773
00:35:19,007 --> 00:35:20,937
I know that I don't deserve to be happy,
774
00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:22,573
and I know we'll probably
muck this up, all right,
775
00:35:22,577 --> 00:35:23,741
but I'm willing to throw the dice.
776
00:35:23,745 --> 00:35:27,043
I want this to be real. I do.
777
00:35:27,048 --> 00:35:28,578
What do you say?
778
00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:49,271
♪ You spurn my natural emotions ♪
779
00:35:50,939 --> 00:35:55,144
♪ You make me feel I'm dirt ♪
780
00:35:55,149 --> 00:35:57,550
♪ And I'm hurt ♪
781
00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:05,482
♪ And if I start a commotion ♪
782
00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:09,653
♪ I run the risk of losing you ♪
783
00:36:09,658 --> 00:36:12,326
♪ And that's worse ♪
784
00:36:14,696 --> 00:36:18,094
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪
785
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,363
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
786
00:36:20,368 --> 00:36:22,332
♪ In love with someone ♪
787
00:36:22,337 --> 00:36:24,334
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
788
00:36:24,339 --> 00:36:26,202
♪ In love with someone ♪
789
00:36:26,207 --> 00:36:29,239
♪ You shouldn't have
fallen in love with? ♪
790
00:36:34,015 --> 00:36:38,515
♪ I can't see much of a future ♪
791
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,118
♪ Unless we find out what's to blame ♪
792
00:36:42,123 --> 00:36:43,353
♪ What a shame ♪
793
00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:53,730
♪ And we won't be together much longer ♪
794
00:36:53,735 --> 00:36:57,940
♪ Unless we realize
that we are the same ♪
795
00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:07,040
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪
796
00:37:07,045 --> 00:37:08,745
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
797
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,713
♪ In love with someone ♪
798
00:37:10,718 --> 00:37:12,382
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
799
00:37:12,387 --> 00:37:13,883
♪ In love with someone ♪
800
00:37:13,888 --> 00:37:16,720
♪ You shouldn't have
fallen in love with? ♪
801
00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:18,421
♪ Ever fallen in love ♪
802
00:37:18,426 --> 00:37:23,131
♪ With someone you shouldn't
have fallen in love with? ♪
803
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,897
Imposter!
804
00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:48,668
What is this? Another trick?
805
00:37:48,673 --> 00:37:50,870
The trick was, S'more
Money gave you a song
806
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,405
he already gave Zari.
807
00:37:52,410 --> 00:37:54,040
Drama!
808
00:37:54,045 --> 00:37:58,477
And still, our virtual audience
is Cat-Chatting their votes.
809
00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:03,282
Get out of my throne!
810
00:38:03,287 --> 00:38:05,251
And the new winner is...
811
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,073
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
812
00:38:33,617 --> 00:38:36,649
Friends, foes, and neithers,
813
00:38:36,654 --> 00:38:38,450
you have spoken.
814
00:38:38,455 --> 00:38:43,460
Zari Tarazi is the new
queen of "Da Throne".
815
00:38:55,339 --> 00:38:58,537
I am your humble servant, Queen Z.
816
00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:00,239
Okay.
817
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,180
I never doubted you for an instant.
818
00:39:08,185 --> 00:39:09,753
I sure as hell did.
819
00:39:11,255 --> 00:39:13,786
Well, I couldn't have
done it without my team;
820
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:15,688
my fashion guru, Behrad,
821
00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:17,156
Nate, on hair,
822
00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:20,326
and, of course...
823
00:39:20,331 --> 00:39:23,162
my boyfriend.
824
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:27,372
Now, there's a word to
make lesser men wilt.
825
00:39:32,576 --> 00:39:34,840
- Scared?
- Terrified.
826
00:39:34,845 --> 00:39:36,609
Me too.
827
00:39:39,283 --> 00:39:42,281
Mm. Mm!
828
00:40:06,343 --> 00:40:09,041
- Come on.
- What...
829
00:40:09,046 --> 00:40:10,143
- Whoa, whoa...
- Whoa, whoa.
830
00:40:10,147 --> 00:40:12,178
- Put that thing away.
- Stop that.
831
00:40:14,118 --> 00:40:15,118
Can't you see?
832
00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,782
He's as small as a grasshopper.
833
00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:18,681
And like one of your grasshoppers,
834
00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,686
my kind is ancient.
835
00:40:20,691 --> 00:40:22,555
Technology and subterfuge
836
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,857
have been key to our survival. My s...
837
00:40:24,862 --> 00:40:26,959
Why?
838
00:40:26,964 --> 00:40:28,427
Rory!
839
00:40:28,432 --> 00:40:31,564
Listen, I got to thinking.
840
00:40:31,569 --> 00:40:33,098
If Sara was smuggled on a ship,
841
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:35,534
we've been searching
for the wrong cargo.
842
00:40:35,539 --> 00:40:37,770
We need to find the driver.
843
00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:40,573
The alien called her "Kayla".
844
00:40:40,578 --> 00:40:42,675
- You drew that?
- I did.
845
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,610
Okay, so we're looking for, um,
846
00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:47,684
an alien that looks like she has
chicken wings on her face?
847
00:40:49,286 --> 00:40:51,016
Uh... yes.
848
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:54,820
Anyway, we find Kayla, we find Sara.
849
00:40:54,825 --> 00:40:56,222
So what do you think, Cap?
850
00:40:56,227 --> 00:40:58,290
Mm-hmm.
851
00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:01,227
Rory, I think that's...
852
00:41:01,232 --> 00:41:03,162
an excellent idea.
853
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:07,172
Oh, hmm. Good.
854
00:41:10,074 --> 00:41:14,279
♪ Space girl, floating away ♪
855
00:41:20,718 --> 00:41:24,923
♪ Space girl, oh, space girl ♪
856
00:41:24,928 --> 00:41:27,086
You wouldn't happen to
be missing an Ava clone
857
00:41:27,091 --> 00:41:29,325
from your dinner party, would you?
858
00:41:30,394 --> 00:41:33,496
The infamous Sara Lance.
859
00:41:34,698 --> 00:41:37,630
I've been waiting...
860
00:41:37,635 --> 00:41:39,965
a long time for you.
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