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♪
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Father, God, please bless this
food and the hands that made it
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so that we may serve each other
as we serve the Lord.
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Praise these things
in Jesus' name.
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Amen.
-Amen.
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That was freakin' beautiful,
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and just to piggyback
off of that, sir,
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I did get kicked off
the WI-FI earlier.
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Not sure if it needs
a hard reset or what.
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We're enjoying each
other's company right now, Chad.
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I -- Are we?
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Do you know what time
our mom is picking us up?
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I believe she said
8:30 or 9:00.
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So you're ours
for two more hours.
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Probably be some phone time
in there, then.
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So, what did
everyone do today?
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I found an injured bird
on the sidewalk.
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I brought it to
the school nurse.
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Together: But it died.
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You probably did prolong
its suffering, though.
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How about you, Niki?
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I volunteered at a homeless
shelter, and a man there told me
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I inspired him to get clean
and turn his life around.
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Is that so, Niki?
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Yeah.
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What was his name?
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Bob.
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His name was Bob?
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Yeah.
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And he was inspired
by you, you say?
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-Yeah.
-That's really cool.
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Sounds incredibly truthful.
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Niki, that was lovely.
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How do we feel about
firing up that WI-FI now?
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♪
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Hello, family.
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Thank you all for taking
your assigned seats.
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Chad, what is this?
How long is this gonna take?
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Yes, I need you
to hurry, Chad.
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I have a very special date
tonight,
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if you know
what I mean.
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-With a woman?
-Yes.
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Congratulations.
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So, I know you're planning
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on dropping us off
at the Murphys again,
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and while that has been
the situation in the past,
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I'd like to talk
about the future.
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[ Whoosh! ]
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Naz: Oh.
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I'm interested to hear
your argument.
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You should be.
I worked really hard on this.
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[ Drum roll ]
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Okay, so that concludes
the presentation portion.
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I'd like to open it up now
to a brief question and answer.
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That's it?
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One slide?
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There was actually
three slides
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'cause there was
a title page.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm sorry you don't care
for the Murphys, Chad,
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but I just
don't feel comfortable
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leaving the two of you
without adult supervision.
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Mom, look, if Niki gets scared,
then she can come to me,
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or she can go
to the Murphys
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and I'll just stay here
and Netflix and chill by myself.
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I don't think that would exactly
solve the problem.
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-Why?
-Oh, my God, 'cause you're the one
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that needs a babysitter,
-dumbass! -Niki!
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What? He does.
-Just tell him. -Stop it.
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Mom, please tell me it's
not true what she just said.
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I'm sorry, Chad.
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I just don't think
you're ready.
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Well, then I'm sorry, too.
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I'm sorry you think
I'm such a piece of crap
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I can't even
keep myself alive.
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Why did you even have me?!
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[ Grunts ]
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I didn't fall!
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[ Sighs ]
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♪
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Hey, Chad.
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Came to check on you.
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Brought you a juice.
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Juice, Mom?
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Ugh, I'm not
a freakin' baby.
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I know that.
Didn't mean anything by it.
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Give me that.
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I'm not gonna
waste juice.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, maybe I am being
a little unfair.
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What if we tried one night
with you as the babysitter?
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Yes!
Okay.
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But you have to take
this seriously.
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It is
a huge responsibility.
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Thank you so much.
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You will not regret this,
Mom.
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Thank you so much!
Give me that little face!
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Mwah! Mwah!
Chad!
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We're getting along!
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Alright, let's get you guys
out of here.
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Freaking out.
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Okay, well,
hope this wasn't the worst
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parenting decision
of my life.
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Well, guess
we'll find out.
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See you
on the other side.
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Hey, so I'm gonna go over
to Avery's for a bit.
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Hey, so no, you're not.
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I promised Mom I would
babysit the crap out of you.
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You're not going anywhere.[ Sighs ]
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It's pretty fascinating
that you don't respect
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the hierarchy
of our family.
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Chad, I'm literally going
to her house
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to hang out
with a couple of friends.
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You don't have to be
such a dick.
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Young lady, I will not be
tolerating slurs tonight.
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Now throw on your jammies
and buckle up,
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'cause you're in
my house now.
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Ya feel?
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[ Television playing
indistinctly ]
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Niki, look.
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Niki. Look.
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Am I good on this?
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Niki.
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Do you think
there's a heaven?
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Okay,
I'm gonna go to bed.
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I was actually gonna tell you
to go to bed, so...
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go to bed.
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Niki, brought you some
T-rex-shaped nuggets.
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Please tell Mom I'm good
at babysitting --
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♪
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That little skank.
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♪
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This kid.
I swear to God, this kid.
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Hello, Avery.
Yes?
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I'm guessing you heard
I'm Niki's legal guardian
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for the night, so please
take me to her immediately.
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Um, okay.
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Come on in.
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Off to a good start.
Let's keep it that way.
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You need to
take your shoes off.
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[ Music playing indistinctly ]
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So, what the hell are you guys
up to tonight?
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Contouring?
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Chad?
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♪
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My God, there's alcohol
all around us.
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Chad:
Ladies, good evening.
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I see you're drinking
and other assorted vices.
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Niki, may I have a word?
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[ Sighs ]
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You're so dead.
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Not only do you betray me,
but now you're drinking alcohol?
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When the hell
did this happen?
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I don't know.
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Once at 4th of July,
once at Uncle Reza's wedding.
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What?
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I didn't even know
Uncle Reza
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believed in alcohol
at his wedding.
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Oh, my God.
[ Chuckles ]
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Have you never drank before?
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-We're going home.
-Ow! That hurts!
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It's hurting me more than
it's hurting you. Come on!
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-You guys okay?
-My lame older brother is making me leave
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because he's afraid of alcohol.
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[ Scoffs ]
You guys, Niki over here,
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the queen of talking out
of her ass.
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I love alcohol.
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It's my favorite thing.
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420 every day.
Hook it up.
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Here.
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Oh.
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Man.
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Color brown -- my favorite.
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Don't you want some?
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Honestly, I've been
hitting the bottle so hard
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I should put my ass on one
of those intervention shows.
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It's just, drinking with
a bunch of little tiny girls,
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I don't think so.
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No, thanks, I'm gonna pass.
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But just know that I want to
and just tonight,
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I'm not going to.
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Alright, then, why don't
we kick it up a notch?
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Should we play
whiskey slaps?
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All: Yes!
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This shit's about
to get twisted!
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It's a drinking game.
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We don't have to play.
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I'm pretty sure I know
what it is, Niki.
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I would love to play
whiskey slaps with you guys.
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Don't pay attention to Niki.
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She's a little scaredy cat.
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[ Sighs ]
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Chad.
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You take the first shot.
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Alright, okay.
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Do you need help?
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Does that answer
your question?
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[ Clears throat ]
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A-Actually, because of my
feelings about women's rights
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and putting ladies first,
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I think it's only right
that you go.
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♪
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Jesus Christ.
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♪
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What is this --
What is this part?
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Hello?
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Hit me.
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-What?
-You're supposed to slap me in the face.
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Okay.
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[ Giggling ]
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You call that a slap?
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Hit me for real.
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Okay.
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Ah.
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What are you, a child?
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Like this.
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[ Laughter ]
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Aah![ Gasping ]
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Are you okay?
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I didn't mean -- Aah!
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[ Gasping ]
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Chad, are you okay?
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Girl:
Look, he's bleeding.
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Don't --
No, don't look at me!
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♪
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Oh, my God.
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[ Door opens ]
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♪
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Dang it.
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♪
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It's not sad, it's funny.
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♪
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Avery: Update.
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Hit update, then go to
Skin Smoother Lens.
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Girl:
Anyone else want to top off?
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Korea is so advanced
with filters.
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I mean, look.
Honestly.
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America's, like,
10 steps behind.
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-Oh, please.
-Right?
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Speaking of, should
I check up on Chad?
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I don't know.
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It's, like, so confusing
you guys are even related.
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Like, why does he only
wear polo shirts?
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Yeah, he's kind of been
this way his whole life.
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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♪
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[ Tea cups clattering ]
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Margaret:
Oh, want some more tea?
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Here you go.
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[ Humming ]
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♪
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Hi. I-I don't know who you are,
but can I sit with you?
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Sure.
I'm Margaret.
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Wow, this is like
a whole situation.
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♪
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I'm Chad.
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Thanks for having me
at your tiny tent.
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Would you like some tea?
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Um...
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okay.
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Here you go.
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That's Kelsey.
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What's up, Kelsey?
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You're bleeding.
265
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,730
Yeah.
266
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:15,430
I got punched in the face
by your terrifying sister.
267
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,954
Can I tell you something,
Margaret?
268
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,523
Just a little life advice.
269
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:25,483
Enjoy all of this now,
because sooner or later,
270
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,791
you're gonna have a damn
household to take care of,
271
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,185
and before you know it,
your sister,
272
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,491
who you raised to be
a nice little lady,
273
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,059
is gonna turn out to be
a giant vapelord
274
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,322
who dances with the devil.
275
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,978
A devil named alcohol.
276
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,286
I can see
you're suffering.
277
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,809
What?
278
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,247
I can see in your eyes
279
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,814
there's suffering.
280
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,339
Oh, I think I just have
big-ass eyes.
281
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,255
No, your eyes
are beautiful, Chad,
282
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:03,043
but you won't have peace
until they're open.
283
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,875
How did you do that?
284
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:14,315
Have you ever stopped to think,
"Who are you, Chad?"
285
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,186
Okay, I don't --
don't really know
286
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,319
what the hell is going on
right now,
287
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,235
but how do --
288
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:25,543
how do I get people
to like me?
289
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:29,809
They'll like you
when you like you.
290
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,419
How do I do that?
291
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,116
Hey, Niki.
292
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,291
Niki: Hey.
293
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:38,513
Chad, how's your nose?
294
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,471
Go to her, Chad.
295
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,125
[ Whispering ]
I believe in you.
296
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,261
How's my nose?
297
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,698
What do you care?
298
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:53,397
You're, like, only 12 and you're
already having cocktail hour
299
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:57,184
with your advanced friends
and your adult conversations.
300
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,187
I heard some of them talk
about technology.
301
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,884
They were talking about
their favorite filters.
302
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,322
I know what I heard!
Technology talk.
303
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,238
Nothing's ever hard for you.
304
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:12,242
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here
having a full-on tea party.
305
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,941
Well, I am a little
advanced compared to you,
306
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,681
but if that bothers you,
307
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,683
we don't have to be
like enemies over it.
308
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,468
You could ask me things.
309
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:24,124
Me ask my little sister
things?
310
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,908
Yeah, right.
311
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,692
Okay, whatever.
312
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,741
How did you know
you were ready?
313
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,702
What?
314
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:42,316
How did you know you were
ready to drink alcohol?
315
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,277
I don't know.
I probably wasn't.
316
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,105
But I had some friends
who were there to help me,
317
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,934
so it wasn't as scary.
318
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,588
So cool.
319
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,376
Do you want me and my friends
to teach you how to drink?
320
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:06,557
Yeah, I'd like that
very much.
321
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,648
Growth.
322
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,132
I'm happy for you, Chad.
323
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:19,048
She's wild.
You should really hear her riff.
324
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,704
[ Indistinct conversation ]
325
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,835
Hey, guys.
326
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,663
So, it turns out my brother
327
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,449
Chad has actually never had
a drink before,
328
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,408
so I thought maybe we could all
help him through his first time.
329
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,714
Chad: Thank you, Niki.
330
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,979
So much.
I-I can take it from here.
331
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,720
Um, hi.
332
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:43,986
My name is Chad, and I haven't
had a drink in 14 years.
333
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,555
A-Avery, I am a little triggered
seeing you
334
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:51,254
because you did physically
attack me in the face.
335
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,996
-You do truly scare me.
-Thank you.
336
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,087
But, yes, I would love
your guys' help with drinking.
337
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,270
Yeah, sure, why not?
338
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,969
[ Cheering ]
339
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,102
Okay, first off, what kind
of alcohol do you want?
340
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,670
-All I know is martini.
-Ooh!
341
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,106
Start off
with sour pucker.
342
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,282
It tastes just like
a Jolly Rancher.
343
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,675
Delicious.
344
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,242
Don't forget the chaser.
345
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,027
What I do is I take the shot
and down the chaser.
346
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,463
Shot, chaser.
Got it.
347
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,030
Yep.
And remember to plug your nose.
348
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,467
I smelled it my first time
and almost barfed.
349
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,903
Niki, nasty.
350
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,296
-Yeah.
-You got this.
351
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,297
All you, Chad.
352
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,560
Three, two, one!
353
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:42,131
♪
354
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,741
Great, now I'm trippin' balls!
355
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:47,789
[ Cheering ]
356
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,704
[ Vomits ]
357
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:54,491
Well, Niki, you started out
in life so nice to me.
358
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,277
The day you were born,
Mom said you used
359
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,455
all your little baby dollars
to buy me a toy.
360
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,545
But then, honestly,
over the years,
361
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:08,853
the presents
just started trailing off.
362
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,726
Now look at us.
363
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:16,165
We're bonding
under these sequoias.
364
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:21,388
Alcohol, I think,
is good for me.
365
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,782
It turns my brain off
in a way that I'm like,
366
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,132
"Yeah, I like that."
367
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,265
Okay, you are drunk.
368
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,093
Can't believe you chased me
to Avery's.
369
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,442
I know, huh?
370
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,488
Just fully went for it.
371
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:42,670
♪
372
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,283
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
373
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,983
Oh, no, Mom --
Mom's on her way home.
374
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,724
♪
375
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,378
-You on?
-Yes.
376
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,032
-Position?
-Position.
377
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,773
Let's go!
378
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:05,954
♪
379
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,783
Oh, my God, it's hard.
380
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,219
Chad, you've got
to change gears.
381
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,438
No, I love this gear.
382
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,787
Can you go any faster?
383
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,137
Niki, I'm working
as hard as I can!
384
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,617
You're just freaking
hanging out,
385
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,009
getting a free ride.
386
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,533
-I'm working my ass off!
-Oh, my God.
387
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,752
You're not contributing
whatsoever.
388
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,840
[ Crashing ]
389
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,844
-That was so fun.
-Velocity I got.
390
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,760
-Yeah.
-We're doing that again.
391
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,417
There you are.
Where were you?
392
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463
Me and Niki?
393
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,247
We texted you.
394
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,119
Texting me "NOT DEAD, LOL"
395
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,773
in all caps did
not bring me comfort.
396
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,732
[ Both snicker ]
397
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,172
Sorry, I thought you'd be
thrilled to know
398
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,175
that we were not dead.
399
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:57,223
Hey, I'll go ahead
and take this bullet.
400
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,920
Get up there.
401
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,751
Not gonna lie, Mom,
402
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,188
we did a really good job
raising her.
403
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,887
[ Clears throat ]
404
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,456
Look, there is no easy way
to slice this.
405
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,459
Niki escaped
to drink alcohol tonight.
406
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:21,638
But Niki has also had
a very packed night,
407
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:26,774
so I think we should
just let this one slide.
408
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:30,734
Well, to start,
this conversation is insane.
409
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,564
You're standing 20 feet away
from me.
410
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,392
Well, that's because
I'm afraid of you,
411
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,221
so I'm keeping
my physical distance.
412
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:43,138
Look [sighs] it's obvious you've
both been drinking tonight.
413
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,662
There will be consequences.
You're grounded.
414
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:49,100
And you will absolutely not be
left home alone again.
415
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,885
Well, that is your choice
to make,
416
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:54,715
but it happens to be
a bad one.
417
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,631
You know what,
i-it's kind of nice
418
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,895
to see the two of you
spending time together.
419
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:05,029
So you're off the hook
for tonight.
420
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,817
Well, think
it's fair to say
421
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,907
we both earned ourselves
a little sauce.
422
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,126
What is this, a red?
423
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,615
Do you think Hamid's happy?
424
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:29,837
I'll just take that.
Nope.
425
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,404
I tasted it.
426
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,928
[ Sighs ]
427
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:39,020
♪ Drink, float
428
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,848
♪ Yo, she just wanna
429
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:45,896
♪ Drink, float
430
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,247
♪ Yo, she just wanna
431
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,944
♪ Couple packs in the back
of the trunk ♪
432
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,728
♪ Play tough gimmie that
slump...wanna another... ♪
433
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,470
♪ I ain't gonna say no,
just burn...to the...yeyo ♪
434
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,603
♪ Never let her dress,
but her...got a halo ♪
435
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,300
♪ Big news BMA but I stay low
436
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:03,436
♪ Drink, float
437
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,785
♪ Yo, she just wanna
438
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:08,354
♪ Drink, float
439
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,356
♪ Yo, she just wanna
440
00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:14,956
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