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My love, my love.

Hey, hey, hey.

We've had an amazing,
an amazing life together.

I wouldn't trade it
for anything in this world.

Okay?

But what...
what did we always say?

I don't...
I don't know anything any more.

Hey, Jim...

Jim...

James, please, I...

I need you accept this...
I don't...

I don't want this to be
how it ends, okay?

I can't... I can't leave this
place knowing that

you and the girls
are not going to be okay.

I need you to be strong.

I need you
to be the rock!

I can do this.

For you, I can do this.

I'll never love anybody the way
that I've loved you.

God damn
right you won't.

Okay.

I think I'm ready,
okay?

You can bring the girls in.

Okay.

Randy...

...I'm going to have
to lean on you

to take care
of these two, okay?

You have always been amazing
at getting them

to see each other's side.

Mm?

I don't want to
leave this world

worried that these two
are going to drift apart.

I'll take care
of the old man.

Okay.
Stank-breath.

Your word?

My word.

Staci...

...you are smart,

you are beautiful...

...and you are
ready to bloom.

You took off
pretty quickly.

It's not her.

It's just the shell
she left behind.

I know you're having
a tough time with this.

And I know you are not exactly
thrilled about the move.

Tough time?

Why wouldn't I be?

She died.

And you just want to what?

Pack up and move?!

Like that's going to be
some remedy for her death?

It's just... think
it's best for all of us.

Bullshit!

Don't say that!

It's for you!

Don't pretend
like it's for us!

At least own up to that.

What, do you think that you
are the only one who lost her?!

I know you are
having a tough time with this.

And I know your relationship
with her was very special.

And I wish I could say that
everything is going to be okay,

and that would give you
some sort of comfort.

But the fact
of the matter...

the fact of the matter is
I can't.

She's dead. She died.

Slowly, and painfully,

and there was nothing
we could do about it.

All we got to do
is sit back and watch.

So guess what, kid...

it's never
going to be okay.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Great pep talk.

You've really got
a way with words.

So, how did it go?

Oh, thank you,
you are a Godsend. Mm.

Does that mean?

Yep, closed the Mitchell's
this morning.

Hung the sold sign
about an hour ago.

Ugh, You bitch.
How many is that this month?

Five?
Six.

Six?
Yeah, because

the Gilroy's
closed last night, so...

Did you hear they upped
the commission

to 15% on
the Wilford Lane property?

But of course
I fucking did!

Um, will you be a doll, and grab
the rest of these markers

out of the trunk for me,
bring them in?

Thank you!

Good morning.
Oh, hi.

Hi.

Um, I don't think I've ever
seen you around town before.

I pretty much
know everybody, so...

either you're a tourist
or a future resident?

A future resident
hopefully.

Amazing!
Hi, I'm...

Oh...
Thank you.

I'm Austyn Becker.

Hi, uh,
James Van Patton...

Jim.
Jim, hi.

Hi.

So, how is your day
looking today?

You want to maybe potentially
go find your dream home?

Or...

Yeah.
Yeah?

Yeah! I'm game.

Ah, I think we're getting
a little out of my price range.

We looked at a lot of
good options today, but, um...

I just have one more house
on the list.

Consider it
a cherry on top.

So, the house
has six bedrooms,

a study, a pool outback
with waterfalls,

a sauna, state of
the art security system,

and if you ever feel like
you're getting too cramped,

there is also a casita on the
far east end of the property.

A casita
on the east end?

Look, this was a fun peak seeing
how the wealthy live, but...

I can't afford this. Well, that's up
to me and the bank, don't you think?

No, it's up
to my bank account.

Wait, hold on. How much do
you think this house is worth?

I don't know...

10 million.

Actually,
it's only 3.

I mean,
this isn't the city.

If we put in an offer
we can close at 2.5.

Yeah, but I am looking
in the $250,000 range.

I get it, but you know,
think of it as an investment.

You only need 10% down,
and then you and your family

can enjoy life
like the other half.

And you can buy your wife
the house

that she always dreamed of.

Actually, my wife passed.

Six months ago.

God, I'm sorry, I...

I just, you know, I saw your
ring, and I just assumed...

Breast cancer.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Nope, it's just me,

and my two very stubborn

and rebellious
teenage daughters.

I'm just looking
to start fresh.

Their mother, she really knew
how to communicate with them.

Every time I open my mouth
it's like I'm verbally trying

to disarm a bomb.

It's funny.

I was the exact same way
when I was a teenager.

Are you married?

Yeah, I was. Um...

but he left me for
a 22-year-old weather boy.

What do you say you show me
the rest of the house?

You gotta be kidding me!

This is amazing!

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Austyn?

Oh, sorry.

I'm so sorry,
I left my purse upstairs.

Sorry.
Yeah.

Um...
so, what do you think?

Holy fuck balls!

This place is amazing!

You know, most men, they just
buy fast cars to compensate.

Don't you think
this is a bit much?

Okay, you know what?

You have made it perfectly clear
that you are against this, okay?

Note taken.

But we're here now,
the deal is done.

Okay.
Hey!

Can you just try
to enjoy yourself,

please?!

Come on, I need you here
to be with us.

We are a team now,
the three of us.

A team?

I think
you mean a family!

We're a family now,
the three of us.

Jesus, what is it with men
and sports analogies?

Thank God.

This place
is fucking awesome!

Did you see
the town on the drive in?

It looks like the town
from "Phenomenon."

Hey, John Travolta was
fucking hot in that movie.

I definitely would
have sucked...

Hey, girls!
Hey, Pops.

Did you pick what rooms
you're going to take?

Yeah. I'm all unpacked.
I'm gonna check out the pool.

BTW, having a pool
is fucking amazing!

Well, I'm glad you like it.

Are you all settled in?

I think I left
a box of books.

I bet downtown
has a bookstore.

We could drive in tomorrow
and check it out.

What do you think?
Do you think they have

a first edition
of "Farewell to Arms"?

A what?
Never mind.

Well, we can have
somebody ship it.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ!

Dad, are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm fine.

Fucking bird.

Hey, did you guys know that
the doorbell has a camera on it?

It's called RING!

And, yeah,
we're aware.

It's called RING.

It's pretty cool.

Oh! Welcome!

We thought you'd be
so busy unpacking

that you wouldn't
be able to answer,

but we got lucky,
and here you are.

Well, thank you
so very much.

I'm Joan Gleeson.
And I am David.

Ah, Jim...

Jim Van Patton.
It's a pleasure.

We just wanted to stop by and
welcome you to the neighborhood.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Come on in.

Oh, no no no, it's quite
alright, we can't stay.

I think my left boob
is smaller than my right boob.

Randy.
come meet the neighbors.

Maybe.

This is Joan
and David Gleeson.

Hi, I'm Randy.

Oh, hi, Randy.
Nice to meet you as well.

Hey,
where's your sister?

Oh, she's probably
upstairs sulking.

Oh, grab her really fast. I want
her to meet the neighbors.

Sure.

Staci, come downstairs
and meet the neighbors!

Kids.

Hiya gorgeous, this is Joan
and David Gleeson.

This is my youngest, Staci.

Hi, Staci, it's very nice
to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Dad, I'm gonna
go hit the pool.

Have fun. Thanks.
Nice to meet you.

You as well!

So great seeing this house
filled with a family again.

Yeah, they told it was on the
market for what, over a year?

Longer, I think.

Yeah,
it's nice it finally sold.

It was really putting a pitch
on the property value.

Don't want to be upside down
on a mortgage, tell you what.

Right.
Well, I'm glad we found it.

Just make sure you keep up
on the yard.

Nobody likes getting
a letter from the HOA...

Home Owners Association.

I'll give you Luis's number.
He does our yard, he's fabulous.

That would be fantastic,
thank you so much.

Ah, so, you know,
when you're all settled,

we'd love to have you
over for dinner...

and your wife.

Oh, it's...

it's just me and the girls.
Oh...

Well, again it's great
having you here,

and we hope you'll love it
as much as we do.

Maybe you and I can hit
the links together sometime?

- Sure thing.
- Alright.

Well, we'll let you get back
to settling in.

And if you need
anything at all, we are

just the house
to the right.

Great.
Sure.

Thank you.
Mm-hmm.

You know, you could go
a little easier on him.

You two have
a closer relationship.

Whatever, dude.

You know he cares about you
just as much.

He doesn't have a choice.

You know how hard
this has been for him?

You know
how much he loved her.

I just...
I feel so lost without her.

We all feel lost
without her.

That's why it's so important
that we are there

for each other now,
more than ever.

I feel like I would be
better off on my own, honestly.

How can you say that?

I couldn't even imagine
you not being around.

I mean you can
put on this facade

and play the lone
she-wolf routine,

but I know, as well as you do,
you'd miss me.

Maybe.
Maybe?!

Bitch!

Stop it! Stop!
Are you fucking kidding me?!

Make me!

Shit.

It'll be alright
about Helen.

I'll send her
to Switzerland.

Randy, are you alright?

There's somebody outside!

Dispatch, I need a team
at 616 Wilford Lane!

Jesus Christ.

You got some pipes on you,
honey.

You scared this bottle
right off the counter.

Evening.
Sheriff James, Deputy Boyle.

Thank you so much
for coming so quickly.

Ah, Jim...
Jim Van Patton.

Please come on inside.

It's, uh,
fine out here.

We... were notified about
a possible home intrusion?

Uh, no.
Actually my...

my daughter thinks she saw
someone peeping in on her

while she was changing.

Did you get a clear look
at the suspect?

Did I? No, my daughter saw him
through the window.

Can we speak with your daughter
then, uh, with your permission?

Of course you can.

Hey, Randy,
come here please.

It's okay honey, come on.

Hi.
Hello, ma'am.

Your father was telling us
that you, uh...

caught someone
peeping in on you.

Yes.

I mean, maybe...

It was just a shadow.

It was really dark.

Are you certain that
someone was watching you?

Something was there...

I think.

Well, I chased after him.
You chased after him?

Well, I ran outside,

and by the time
I got there he was gone.

I think he ran over
to David's yard.

David's yard?

Yeah, um...

Joan and David, um...
Gleeson.

We met them earlier today.

You met the Mayor and his wife
earlier today?

David is the Mayor?

10 years strong.

He, uh...
failed to mention that part.

Mayor Gleeson,
humble...

to a fault.

Okay, well, regardless,
where do we go from here?

Well, we can, uh, go over
and talk to Mayor Gleeson

and see
if they noticed anything.

The chances are it's a...

(KAI-OAT)
just a coyote.

"Kai-oat"?

(KAI-YO-TEE)
Coyote.

Oh.

Woods are filled
with them here, hills...

and at night,
and they scavenge for...

house pets, cats.

Now both you and your daughter
stated that neither

of you got a clear
look at the perpetrator.

So, well, unless you have
something else

that you can remember,
it's...

Yeah, I suggest
that, uh, you get a rifle.

It's for
your own protection.

Well, I... I own a rifle,

but I have
no intention of using it.

You don't have to hit 'em.
You just...

a shot
is gonna chase them off.

Here.

What's this?
Flash drive.

I downloaded all of tonight's
security camera footage onto it.

Maybe you can
sift through it and see

if you can get
a clear shot of him.

Well, thank you,
and y'all have a goodnight,

and lock up,
and keep the rifle handy...

somewhere
where you can find it.

Goodnight.

Well, excuse me, aren't you...
aren't you gonna go

over to the Gleesons?

Listen, it's not a good idea
for me to go over

and wake the Mayor
at this time of night.

Now, if you have any other
problems, please give me a call,

I'll gladly come back.

Ladies.

Come on, let's get you inside,
let's get some rest.

Okay, so let me
get this straight.

"Netflix and chill" doesn't mean
watch a movie and relax?

No.
It's code.

Code?
Code for what?

For what we girls do
with guys

that we generally
don't like to define

for our parental figures.
Okay, that's gross,

why are we still
talking about this?

Because it is making
uncomfortable.

Yes!
There's a coffee shop.

I mean, it's not Starbucks,
but it will do.

Okay, do you really
need coffee?

Yeah. Okay, because when I
was your age I didn't drink...

Yeah, we know, okay,
you walked both ways

uphill in the snow
and you had to rent movies

and rewind them
and suffer late fees.

I totally had to rewind them.

Yeah.
Yeah, because it was tape.

Bye!

Alright, well, are you
just gonna... Alright. Have fun.

Hey, Jim,
Jim, Jim, Jim.

Hey, hey, David.
Good morning.

Or should I say Mayor Gleeson?

I guess the secret's out.

So, I heard there was
some commotion at the house?

Is everything alright?
Yeah, no, everything is fine, thank you.

Yeah, Randy was
a little shaken up.

Yeah.
Let me put your mind at ease.

This is one of
the safest cities in the state.

I mean chances are it was just
some critter looking for scraps.

But it's better being safe
than sorry, right?

And you don't need to go
calling the Sheriff,

upsetting the neighbors.

Well, yeah, you know, I'm sure
Randy was overreacting a bit.

Exactly.
You know teenagers,

always blowing things
out of proportion, exaggerating.

You have to think
about the property values.

I mean, why would somebody
pay for a gated community

if the gates don't work,
am I right?

Yeah, sure.
But, uh...

Oh, hey, do you have any plans
for this evening?

Well, I was gonna Netflix and chill.
Good, because Joan and I

were going to grab
some dinner and drinks

at the Alehouse
with some friends.

Why won't you join us?

Oh, I don't know about that.
Ah, come on, buddy,

Joan and I
rarely get out.

Come on.

Sounds like a good time.

8:00 it is.
8:00.

I'll see you there.
Okay.

Hang on. Those are
the new girls, right?

Yeah, yeah,
Randy and... something.

Goddamn,
she's fucking hot.

What...

What's up?
I'm Matt.

I know who you are.

Hotshot quarterback,
right?

Number 1 in the state!

What is it with small towns and
their predilection for football?

Don't your type normally date
the head cheerleader

or something?

I, uh, I just wanted to say hi
and introduce myself.

It's, uh, Randy, right?

That's right.

And this is my sister,
Staci.

It's nice to meet you, Staci.
I'm Matt.

Yeah, what's good,
I'm Miles.

Alright, well,
you ladies have a lovely day

and enjoy your weekend.

I just wanted to say
welcome to Auburn.

Can I, uh,
can I get your Snap?

Sure.

It's Randy-I-am.

Alright. Awesome.

See you.
It's nice meeting y'all.

Jesus, don't you think
it's a little tight?

Please!
You wish you looked this good.

Aw, Dad, you look awesome.

Oh, thank you.

I remember her doing this
for you.

Yeah, because I could
never do it.

Where are you going
tonight?

Well, if you must know,
I'm having drinks with the Mayor

and his wife,
and some friends.

Ooh, the Mayor!

Way to infiltrate
that aristocracy.

You look great!

Thank you.

Good job, sweetie.

What the hell
are you wearing?

I look hot, right?

No, you look
like a hooker.

This is
Alexandre Vauthier.

I have no idea
who that is.

That's okay.

All that matters is that
you bought it for me!

Oh, if you're happy,
then I'm happy.

Now go upstairs
and get a coat.

Are you kidding me?

Honey,
you are in high school,

in a very small town with people
who inevitably gossip.

I'm not going to be that father
who allows his daughter

to go out
dressed like that.

But I don't have a coat
that matches this dress...

Upstairs!
Coat, now!

No argument!

Really?!

Oh, shit, I gotta go.

You look good.

Thank you.

Look, if you need anything
I'm a call away, okay?

Okay. If anything goes wrong,
I'll just grab the rifle.

Don't say that.
I know.

I know, I'm kidding.
Don't touch the gun.

Look, you girls are old enough
where I don't have to worry

about having a gun
in the house, okay?

But when I get some time,

I am gonna show you
how to use it.

Really?
Yeah.

Sweet!

Love you.

Hey, there he is!

Welcome!

- Have a seat.
- Okay.

Oh, hello.
Hello.

Long time no see.

Yeah.
How are you?

I'm well.
Nice to see you.

Uh, it's a little crazy.

- Yeah?
- But it's nice to see you.

You too.

Dad?

Randy?

Dad?

D'oh!
Jesus Christ, what the fuck?!

There's somebody inside the house!
What?!

Inside my room.
What?

Stay here!

All clear.

What?! No!
That's not possible!

Yeah, I don't know what to tell
you, the entire house is empty.

The chandelier moved
on it's own,

and my door slammed shut.

I swear.
I believe you.

It was probably
just the wind.

Look, the window was open
in the room,

and it must have caused the door
to slam during a burst of wind,

or something...

Hey, hey, we're here now,
and the house is empty, okay?

I heard banging on
the other side of the door.

I mean, I don't know
what we can do...

Dad's not answering and, um...

I guess we could call
the Sheriff?

What?

Call the Sheriff's office
and tell him what?

A door closed
in the house?

That the chandelier
is possessed?

Ah!
The security cameras!

Look, it's right here.

See!
It's the wind.

Look, look, no one is
in the room and the door closes.

I don't know, Staci, it could be
a draft, or something.

What if
it's something else?

Like what?

Maybe it's
something paranormal.

A ghost?

Dude, are you
fucking kidding me?

If a ghost was actually
haunting your house...

Aah!

You should have seen your face!
This isn't a fucking joke.

Oh, wait, come back!
I was just messing with you.

Oh, fuck.

Randy?!

- Staci?!
- In here.

What happened?

It's still up for debate.

Look at this.

What am I looking at?

This is the security cam footage
from tonight.

Okay.

It's probably
just a draft.

That's what Matt said.

She's really freaked out.

Where is she?
Upstairs asleep.

I'm gonna go check on her,
okay?

- How are you doing?
- I'm okay.

Alright, we'll talk about it
in the morning.

Yeah.
Goodnight.

Jesus. Staci,
what are you doing up?

Staci?

Staci, are you okay?

Staci?!

So you don't
remember anything?

No.

So it had to be
sleepwalking.

So what happened next?

You slightly woke up
and I helped you back into bed

- What about the door?
- Do you guys know where my beach tote is?

What's a beach tote?
It's a bag you put all your beach shit in,

like lotion, and towels...

Hallway cabinet,
living room.

I already saw it...

with your sister.
Okay.

I'm with Matt on this one,
it looks a draft.

To me it was scary.

Okay, but
from what I'm seeing

it's a little farfetched
to say the house is haunted.

What are you saying?

It's not a haunting
until what?

Until something drags me to hell?
Yes.

So I'll just wait around until
something potentially kills me?!

Look, I know that
moving is hard,

and maybe...

and maybe the loss of...
Don't you dare!

Okay, I understand.

Packing up is difficult.

Okay?

But we're here now,
in this amazing house.

And, yes,
starting over is hard.

This has nothing to do
with the move!

It feels like you two
are teaming up on me!

No, we're not!

Okay, let's... let's...
let's just look at it

from a different perspective,
okay?

An outsiders'
perspective.

- Haunted house...
- Mm-hmm.

Teenage girl all by herself
in the middle of the night,

blowing things out
of proportion...

Huh?

We just all handle
grief differently.

It's all I'm saying.

I probably drink too much.
You sleepwalk.

Your sister...

wears less clothes.

It's all perfectly normal.

You're right!

You're so right!

I mean, it's probably
just the wind.

I just have an overly
active imagination.

Come on, that's not what I'm saying...
No, you know what?

I can't do this
right now.

Where are you going?
Matt's house.

Chill in the backyard,
catch some rings.

Sweet.
Can I come?

Fuck yeah, you can!

Awesome!
I'm gonna go change.

Who's ganging up
on who now?!

Chicks before dicks!

What does that even mean?

Fuck!

So, I think my dad's
fucking someone.

No shit!

Women can just sense
these things.

You... You really think Dad's
seeing someone?

I mean,
it's nobody special.

If it was his girlfriend
we would have met her.

But he is definitely hooking up.
Gross, dude!

Don't say this shit!

Relax!
Everybody's gotta get laid.

Dad, you...

definitely you...

me...
everyone!

Cheers to that!

So, I hear your house
is haunted?

Oh, yeah?
Where did you hear that?

Word gets around.

It could be.

You think so?

I mean, a couple of years back
there this older kid named Cody.

He...

Dude, what the fuck?!

Dude...

chill with that.

Why?
I was just saying...

Saying what?

Nothing.

Come on, tell me.
I want to know.

It's nothing.
It's nothing.

Last year, this kid,

he did some stupid shit
in your neighborhood.

That's all.

Okay...

don't tell me.

It's probably not
that good anyways.

No, it's bad.

Like, my mom still cries
when she thinks about it bad.

So...
Really?

It doesn't matter.

It has nothing to do with
some door closing at your house.

I mean, besides, do you
really want to be the new girl

who thinks
her house is haunted?

Fuck that!
We just moved here.

I'm not gonna be
the weird girl.

How was it?

Fucking awesome!

I'm gonna go take a shower.
Cool.

Hey, it was great hanging out
with you tonight.

Yeah, I had a good time.

Did you have fun?
Yeah.

It was cool.

Do you have any plans
tonight?

Not that I know of.
Why?

Are you trying to get me
out of the house?

No, it's just...

uh...

you were out really late
last night, and...

Never mind.

Do you wanna pop some popcorn
and play some pool?

Yeah.
Let's go.

Goodnight.
Goodnight, Dad.

Are you okay?
Yeah.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm good.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Okay.
Goodnight.

Goodnight.

How is she doing?

We're gonna be okay.

We just needed to settle
into this place,

but, uh, I think
it's working out.

Okay.

Sweet dreams.

What's the matter?

Staci!

What?

Staci?!

Staci?!

Staci?!

Staci?!

Dad, I found her!

Staci?

It's peculiar
to say the least.

What is it I can do
for you, Mr. Van Patton?

Um...

I just need somebody to, uh,
look at the footage and...

and give me their assessment.

I think you daughter Staci
is a sleepwalker.

Randy's blanket, that adheres
to the laws of gravity

like anything else.

Have you tried
taking Staci to a...

physician?

I did that this morning.

They said it was...

They said it may be
sleepwalking brought on

by the loss of her mother.

Well,
there's your answer.

I have to say
I agree with it.

Sheriff, um...

with all due respect,

I think there's something
more than that.

Strange things are happening
in my house!

Are you...

suggesting that
something...

ethereal or...?

Have you ever heard of a kid
by the name of Cody?

Cody?

My daughter said
that her, uh,

her boyfriend
and his friend

mentioned a kid that lived in
this town by the name of Cody.

And what are they saying
about this kid Cody?

She really couldn't say.

But she said something
really bad happened.

Mr. Van Patton,
I have been the Sheriff

in this town
for over 25 years.

Most of my days are spent
with property line disputes,

drunken teenagers
causing a ruckus.

If something bigger
than that happens in this town,

I am the one to know.

Something strange
is happening in my house!

Mr. Van Patton,
I am not disputing that.

But right now,
right at this moment,

what would you have me do?

There's nothing... nothing
online anywhere about ghost

or hauntings in Auburn,
California, or Francisco Oaks.

That is because ghosts,
they are not real.

Then how do you explain
the other night?

I don't know.

You said at the doctor
this morning

they said it was stress
leading to your sleepwalking.

They said it could be.

I mean,
they couldn't confirm it.

Oh, come on!
I mean what else could it be?

You get up at the middle
of the night

and you walk around
while you're sleeping.

Well, what about Cody?

What?

Miles, he was saying
something about Cody...

No. No way, I'm not
talking about that.

About what?
Look, that has nothing to do with ghosts.

I mean, it's just
some town tragedy

that we're all trying
to move past.

I mean it...
it could have been...

No it fucking
couldn't have been.

Come on, please?

I'll give you a tour
of my room later.

Okay.
Alright, alright.

Spill.

A couple of years ago...

this kid Cody
shot his mother

and his father
and his little sister.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so that's
the town's dirty secret.

I mean, we keep it quiet partly
because folks say

it hurts property value
and tourist traffic,

and partly because
the town folks, I mean,

they love their guns,
and nothing makes you rethink

that more than kids
shooting their parents.

What happened to Cody?

After he shot his family
he turned the gun on himself.

Where did this happen?

Francisco Oaks.

Uh, I'm sorry, I don't think
I heard you correctly.

Where?

Francisco Oaks.

Girls,
none of that matters.

How can you be certain?

How many ghosts do you know
that use guns?

Yeah, thank you.

How are you
so bad at this?

Shut up!
I've never done this before.

I don't understand.

Uh...

let me show you
how to do it.

Actually, you know what?
Here, let me show you.

Let me help you out
real quick.

Seriously?
What?

The old "teach you
how to play pool" move.

Hey,
you need to focus.

I'm just trying to help you out
with your form, that's all.

So what you wanna do, put
your hand like right there...

Right there?

Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna shoot
at the green ball right there.

Alright.

Put your hand right there.

Okay.

Now smoothly...

hit it.

Nailed it!
Totally!

Couldn't do it
better myself.

What?
Something wrong?

Uh...

Nah.

Okay.

What the fuck?

Fucking Miles!

Real fucking funny,
bro!

Dude, what are you
talking about?

You know exactly
what I am talking about!

There has to be more
to this story.

There's not.

Then you explain
what's happening!

How the fuck should I know?

Things don't just move
on their own.

That's the fucking truth!

I think my dad's home.

Staci? Randy?

We're out here, Dad.

Oh, hey guys.
I think the house is haunted.

Oh, now hold on.
That's a big thing to say.

My dresser moved.
It was so terrifying.

Okay, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Slow down.

Slow down. One at a time.
What did you see?

They told us, Dad.

Cody murdered his parents,

and then his little sister,
and then himself.

It had to have happened
in this house.

Okay, sweetie,
if that were true,

and I don't think it is because
Austyn would have told me,

I don't it
has anything to do with

what you say
is happening here.

And what do you think
is happening here?

Well, I wish I knew,
but at least nobody was hurt.

At least no one got hurt?

Are we gonna getting hurt?
No.

- How do you know?
- Uh... because I just do?!

Uh, well, we know for a fact
that this happened.

Mm, we know for a fact
that it didn't happen here.

How could you possibly
know that?

Disclosure.

What's that?

Hold on a second.

Disclosure...

disclosure.

Right here.

None. Okay.
So what does that prove?

Okay, well, if a murder
had taken place in this house

they'd have to disclose it
prior to sale.

It's a legal thing.

So, no one was murdered
in this house?

Well, I'd think you'd be
more happy than that, but yes.

So no one died
in this house?

Correct, genius.

Then what's happening?

Aah!

Jim.
Hello, David.

Joan and I couldn't help
but notice

Deputy Boyle
in your driveway last night.

What, do you have a telescope
pointed at my house?

Cody Harden,
ring a bell?

Jim, what's this all about?
You tell me, David!

I haven't the slightest.

What if we
unwind the loan?

West National Bank finance
your own loan, right?

How do you know that?
I'm on the board.

What do you say we unwind
the loan, less 10%,

and then you
and your family can just...

push on.

You're a part of this.

Part of what?

Listen to yourself, Jim.

I'm just a man
trying to do a job.

Go fuck yourself,
David.

That's rude.

It's about time
you called.

You sure know how to make
a girl doubt herself, don't you?

You want a drink?

What do you know
about my house?

What do you mean?
Like square footage, or...?

You ever heard of the name
Cody Harden?

I mean, yeah,
everyone in this town has.

And?

And...

he's some, like, psycho kid
who blew his chance

at college
and shot his parents.

Where did her live?

Okay, I see
where this is going.

Okay, he lived
in Francisco Oaks.

I mean, I guess I could have
told you about it,

but it was
a long time ago

and it has absolutely nothing
to do with your sale.

So he didn't live
in my house?

What?! No!

I mean, do you think
that I wouldn't tell you

about
something like that?

I mean, where is all this
coming from?

There's just a lot
of strange things happening.

Strange like what?

Doors opening and closing
unexpectedly, cabinets...

I mean,
it's a little exciting, no?

My girls are having
a tough time with it.

Are you sure
this is really happening?

What do you mean
if I'm sure?

I got it all on
security surveillance

And you're sure
they're not, like, faking it?

Faking it?!

I don't know.
You said your daughter, Staci,

is, like, having a rough time
with the move and everything.

Okay.

Okay, so maybe
this is like her way

of getting back at you,
or something?

So you think my daughter
is faking it to punish me

for making her move?

Look, I'm just asking
a question, okay?

I mean, you said that she is
a bit of a firecracker.

I'm just, like, thinking
of some shit

I might pull when
I'm that age, you know?

I overlooked the paperwork
from the sale.

There's nothing listed
under disclosures.

That's because
there's nothing to disclose.

Oh, so doors didn't open
and close unexpectedly

previously to me moving in?

Look, are you
fucking serious?

Like, what do you think,
that your house is

haunted or something
and I just knew about it

- and didn't tell you?
- Did you?

Look, you're out
of your fucking mind, okay?

You live in a mansion
in Francisco Oaks!

It's not like
some old plantation

out in
the middle of nowhere.

So you have nothing to tell me?
Oh, my God!

Are you seriously really
asking me this right now?

No, asshole!
Okay?

Some murdering kid
didn't live in your house,

and a satanic cult
didn't sacrifice virgins

in your fucking basement
either.

Honestly, look, this is...

Can you just
get the fuck out?!

Excuse me?

You heard me!
Get the fuck out!

I'm gonna ask you
one more time!

And I'm gonna tell you
one more time!

This is my family!

Alright. You, uh,
you want us to come in?

Wait, what?

I think we're okay.
Yeah?

My dad's home,
so we should be fine.

- Sure?
- Yeah.

Goodnight.

Dad?

Dad?!

I don't think he's home.

Ah, shit!

Ah, damn it!

Camp out in
the living room again?

Definitely.

At least we made it
to the bedroom this time.

Yeah.

It's nice.
Yeah?

I mean, don't get me wrong,
I still like the couch.

Mm.

I'm gonna go
use your bathroom, okay?

Okay, yeah, it's downstairs.
Okay.

Staci?

Staci?

Staci?!

You sure you can't stay?

No. My girls have already
called twice.

I can't leave them
in that house alone.

Call me tomorrow?

Yes.
Okay.

Bye.

Dad!

Dad!

Staci!

Staci!

Well, I think it's
pretty apparent from this footage,

let alone the deposition
and the evidence

that we... we had at the, uh,
at the Sheriff's place,

the Placer Valley Sheriff's
Department.

Placer County.
Yeah, yeah.

We were there,
and we talked to people.

We talked to, uh,
uh, Matt Bronson,

we got a deposition from him,
uh, Marshal Miles,

we talked to him twice,
and Deputy...

Boyle.

I have it here.

It's Deputy Boyle,

who was on the premises
on the night in question,

and he documented that
paranormal activity did happen

at the Van Patton home.

We've never denied that.

What we are waiting on
is for you

to produce any wrongdoing

against Mr. Webster's client
and the bank.

Alright, well,
you got me there.

Luckily, we have recently come
into the possession

of, uh, another video.

This was anonymously given to
my client two, three days ago.

I think you'll enjoy this.

Where the fuck
did you get that?

Apparently, your client
is not only aware

of the existence of this video,
but she knows what it shows.

Here we call it in the law
Consciousness of Guilt.

Do it.

That's final.

Add a zero.

Jim, wait.

Let it go, Austyn.

Jim, please, I really
do care about you.

I'm sorry, I just...

You care about me?

You put the lives of
my daughters in jeopardy

all so you could
turn a buck,

and you are going to have
the audacity

to tell me
you care about me?

Look, I'm sorry.

I get it.

Is it done, Daddy?
Oh, yeah!

It took a while, but the casino
finally cashed the check.

Well, I guess it's time
to celebrate.

Yes, it is.

My God,
we fucking did it!

Yeah, we did.

This is heavier
than I thought.

Yeah, each one's
like 23 pounds.

Oh...

I think I am going to need
your help with this.

Help with what?

Well, I've never been fucked
on a million dollars before.

Ah, well, by all means,
I'll give you a hand.

I can't believe you had
to fuck that old chick.

Yeah. It's the only way I could
get the footage, baby.

Why would she
even keep it?

Oh, come on,
she's no dummy.

She kept it for leverage
against the Mayor, bank.

Bury this.

Yeah, the important thing
is we got it.

Did you
enjoy fucking her?

Oh, yeah.

It's not funny.
No.

Ah...
there's only you, baby.

Really?
Yeah.

I'll get it.
Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me get some pants on.

Is that it?

Yes, it is.

Oh, that better be
your cut.

It's my cut.

I told Daddy I wanna go fuck
on a million dollars.

So it's done?

We fucking did it?

We did it.

It's time to celebrate.

The two of yous
were masterful.

You weren't so bad
yourself.

Oh, well, thank you.

The owner's at the point
that he's willing

to just sell the house
at any asking price.

It's like the minute
I mention the murders,

people just freak out
and walk.

So what's the plan?

Honestly, I'm about to just say
fuck it, and not tell anyone.

Fail to disclose?

You could lose your license for that!
Oh, well.

The way you guys figured out
and sold those scare gags,

it was... it was perfect!

It was...
It was mind blowing!

It wasn't hard.

Just a bunch of mono films

and watching a shit ton
of horror movies.

Yeah, but that footage,
that last night,

that footage,
that spooky shit?

I'm a believer now.

Well, it's about time, because
I was getting pretty sick

and tired of you shitting
all over our hauntings.

Ah, no, no, no, no,
no, don't do that, no, no, no.

Don't get me wrong, opening
and closing the doors was great.

It was great.

But we needed something to
you know,

raise the settlement.

You know, but that footage,
I'm telling you,

that footage, it's gonna be
an urban legend in that town.

Mark my words.

Yeah, it will.
It better be.

They're gonna fucking
talk about it forever.

Robin would have loved
those shadows.

I wish she was here for this one.
Mm.

To Robin.

Best grifter I ever knew.

Yeah.

You played a great dad
in this one.

Thank you.

But, uh, oh man, I was...
I was nervous without her.

I mean she always played the
mom grift, like, so good, right?

I mean, she really knew
how to sell it.

Mm.
Yeah.

She was fearless.

Don't sell yourself short.

You were a wonderful widower.

You really screwed over
that real estate bitch.

She fell for you so hard.

Oh,
she has superb taste.

Now I'm a charmer.

Goddamn you will.

So, uh, heading off
to the city?

Yeah. Tomorrow.

What about you two?

Daddy's taking me to Paris.

Yeah, we're gonna cruise
around Europe.

You should come.
Nah.

I'm road tripping,
gotta figure some things out.

Well, we will see you
at the next adventure.

Yeah. Sure.

So, we did it.

It wasn't the same
without you.

I don't it's ever going to be
the same without you.

I guess it's time for me
to become what you were for me

all these years ago.

I was just lost.

Turning tricks for drugs.

It seems like
a different person.

You gave me strength.

You gave me confidence.

You gave me hope.

I guess I need to find someone
that I could do that for,

pay it forward, you know?

I miss you.

I hope you're happy.

I'm gonna head
back to the city now,

but we'll talk again soon.

I promise.

Hey.

I don't know what I'm gonna do
without you.

Make sure you kill them...

...before they kill you.

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