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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:15,478 - I think down there. - This is it? Really? 2 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,449 I don't know. I don't remember. I haven't been here in years. 3 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,452 - This is it right here. - This is it? 4 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,387 - Yeah, here. - This is Mom's grave? 5 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:25,918 "Past Away"? 6 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,392 P-A-S-T? 7 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:29,622 Dad, you spelled "passed" wrong. 8 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,391 It's not spelled P-A-S-T. 9 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:34,161 "Passed away." P-A-S-S-E-D. 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,031 I know how to spell it. 11 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,866 That's $50 a letter. 12 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:40,031 You spelled it wrong on purpose to save $100?! 13 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,370 Yes, why not? 14 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:44,104 It has the same meaning. Everybody knows what it means. 15 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:47,011 - It's not the same meaning. - You saved $100?! 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,810 I would've paid for it. 17 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,816 - L-l... - Are you kidding? 18 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:53,819 I didn't ask you because I didn't want to bother you. 19 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,821 That was the whole idea. 20 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,823 Honestly, this is not the nicest way... 21 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,415 - This is insane. ...to honor your wife. 22 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,257 Okay, I'm sorry. I gotta change this. 23 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:03,956 You got the name of the stonemason? 24 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,431 Yes, I have the name of the stonemason, yes. 25 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,299 I'm gonna change this. I'm gonna spell it the right way. 26 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,860 And what about some blandishments on here? 27 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,170 How about "Devoted Wife"? Some adjectives? 28 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,199 "Beloved Mother of Larry" would've been nice. 29 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,838 You wanted maybe $6,000 more on the stone? 30 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,543 Why not just "Adele David Born, Passed Away"? 31 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,656 How long do we have to stay here? 32 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,669 - P-A-S-T past. - "Past away." 33 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,504 - I don't believe it. - God only knows 34 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,169 what that man has let go through. 35 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,042 Lucky he didn't put "Beloved Moth." 36 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,244 Hey hey hey. Norm's here. We've got to hurry up. 37 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,979 Let's eat. Let's order. 38 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,786 He's the slowest golfer in the United States. 39 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:06,223 Let's order breakfast and beat him to the first tee. 40 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,954 - Yeah, come on. - What are we having? 41 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,827 I'm gonna have egg whites with a bagel. Quickly, please. 42 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,298 - I'll have sunny-side eggs. - Just a fruit plate. 43 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:17,360 I'd like the same thing... egg whites with lox and well-done onions. 44 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:19,337 I don't want them limp. I really want them crispy. 45 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,203 Andy, Andy, do me a favor. 46 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,641 - You don't need to get crispy onions. - No, this is what I want. 47 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:26,668 No no, it takes a long time to get onions well-done. 48 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,943 Believe me. I've ordered this before. I know exactly what I want. 49 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,075 - I know, but they take a long time. - Thank you. 50 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,051 - Thank you very much. - It takes a long time. 51 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,281 Oh, stop it. You don't know what you're talking about. 52 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,551 - I do know. I make onions at home. - So I'll only eat half. 53 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,150 - Don't worry. - You have never played behind Norm. 54 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,490 - Hey, Jim. - What's going on? 55 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,859 - How are you? - Not bad. 56 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,454 - Just in town for the day. - Going back to New York? 57 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,521 Yeah, taking a red-eye tonight. 58 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,260 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 59 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,530 - Take care. - Take care. 60 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,867 Why didn't you introduce us? 61 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,532 He's from New York. You're never gonna see him again. 62 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,336 It's a courteous thing to do. 63 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,933 - What, do you have to know his name? - I don't have to know it. 64 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,773 He has to know your name and shake your hand? 65 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:00,779 It's a common courtesy when you're talking to someone. 66 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,646 It's a pointless and unnecessary social convention 67 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,413 to introduce every single person you know. 68 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,526 Hello? Oh, hey, Dad. 69 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,790 I can't talk here. I'm in the dining room. 70 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:17,295 You shouldn't use the phone in here. 71 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,628 - Home for dinner tonight at 6:30. - Keep it down. 72 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,600 Come on. Tell him you'll call him back. 73 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,033 Great. I'll see you then. 74 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,773 No cell phone in dining room. Club rule. 75 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:28,865 Why you break rule? 76 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,240 Oh. I'm sorry, Mr. Takahashi. 77 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,474 My father had a quadruple bypass surgery yesterday 78 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,709 and he needed to hear my voice. 79 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,240 You do this all time. 80 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,617 Last warning. 81 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,089 Sorry. 82 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,321 - Who the hell is he? - That's Mr. Takahashi. 83 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,330 - He's the owner. - Of the club? 84 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:52,831 - Yeah. - Oh boy. 85 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,607 Will you please finish shoveling that shit into your face? 86 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,272 It's exactly how I wanted it done. 87 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,008 I told you those onions were gonna take 10-15 minutes. 88 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,811 A couple of minutes longer than you guys. 89 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,613 It wasn't a couple of minutes. We've been done for five. 90 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,347 All right. Let's hit it. 91 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:17,015 What does it matter now? What does it matter now? 92 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,456 - Oh, it's over. - Maybe they're going to the range. 93 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,756 No, they're not going to the range. They don't go to the range. 94 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,524 - Thanks, gentlemen. - Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. 95 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,225 - Thanks, Lar. - You're welcome. 96 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,895 You know what they do here? It's an 18% tip included. 97 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,268 And then they have a space for an additional tip. 98 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,273 I have to start doing math in my head now? 99 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,275 And then... what does it come out to? $2? 100 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,300 I'm leaving an extra $2? That makes me look cheap. 101 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,675 Just leave the 18% and let's go. 102 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,270 I think that's all they expect. 103 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,976 I'm not leaving any more additional tips here. I'm protesting it. 104 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,985 I swear to you I'm gonna protest it. 105 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,850 - I don't think it's right. - I'm gonna follow your lead. 106 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,582 - It's a good protest. - This is crazy. 107 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,113 - You ready? - Yeah, we're ready. 108 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,557 Let's go, let's go. Come on. 109 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,930 - Thanks again, guys. - Okay, thank you. 110 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,022 Have a good round. 111 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:03,832 Whoa. Was... was everything all right? 112 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,838 - Yeah, good job. - Thanks. 113 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,840 Um, see, 'cause you didn't leave a tip. 114 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,274 And usually when I've provided excellent service, 115 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,278 my customers like to tip me. 116 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,041 Well, there is an 18% tip included. 117 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,412 Generally, I do leave an additional tip, 118 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,941 but you know what? I'm kind of protesting the additional tip. 119 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,181 - I don't care for it. - You're protesting. 120 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,019 Yes. Let 'em charge me 20%. Let 'em charge me 25%. 121 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,152 I'd rather be charged a 30% tip included 122 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:32,221 than have to add up 18% to 20% to 25%... whatever. 123 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,324 It's not that much. It's 2%. 124 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,232 - It's hard to get to 2%. - You take 1%, 125 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,169 just move the decimal place two spots. 126 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,536 Okay, you have a system. I don't have a system 127 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:42,040 to get to 2%. 128 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,703 You know, don't make me do math at the table. 129 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,575 So you're protesting math. 130 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,739 I'm protesting math. Exactly. 131 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,191 - Boy, this is ridiculous. - This is insane. 132 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,860 20 minutes he's looking for this ball. 133 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,892 I know. 134 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,635 Hey, Norm, drop a ball. 135 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,733 - Huh? - You've been looking for 20 minutes. 136 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,108 - Just drop a ball. - I haven't been looking for 20 minutes. 137 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,137 You can't hold up the whole course like this! Let us play through! 138 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,615 You don't play through. Out of the question! 139 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,982 It's not right! It's very inconsiderate! 140 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,146 I'm not inconsiderate! You're inconsiderate! 141 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,213 - You're inconsiderate! - No, you are! 142 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,884 - You want to do me a favor? - Yeah yeah. 143 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:35,086 - Shove it up your ass. - Are you happy you had the onions?! 144 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,062 Huh?! Are you glad you had the onions?! 145 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,189 - I can't find the goddamn ball! - Let's go! 146 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,598 Don't be angry at me just 'cause you're angry at him. 147 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:44,967 - We'll come back tomorrow. - I come to relax, to have a good time! 148 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,767 Crispy onions! They have to be crispy! 149 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,501 "I can't eat breakfast 150 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:49,940 unless I have crispy onions!" 151 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,967 - How's your wife? - Fuck you, Norm! 152 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:58,511 - That was a lot of fun. - Yeah, what a time. 153 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,348 Hey, you! 154 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,853 Yes, you. 155 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,856 Did you have to yell and scream at Norm out there? 156 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,324 - Did you? - Yeah, I did have to yell and scream. 157 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,384 You guys are the slowest foursome in the club. 158 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,020 You're very inconsiderate. 159 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,996 He's looking for a ball for half an hour. 160 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,966 You don't yell at somebody who has high blood pressure. 161 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,832 I didn't know he has high blood pressure. 162 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,803 Know what happens when you yell at somebody with high blood pressure? 163 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,362 They have a heart attack and they die. 164 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,375 That's exactly what happened. Norm is dead. 165 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,037 That's right. 166 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,139 So you're blaming me? 167 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,151 - Yes! - It's not my fault 168 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,675 that he had a heart attack. 169 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:36,779 - Did you even know him? - I did know him somewhat. 170 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,553 - Did you like him at all? - No, I thought he was a prick. 171 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,150 You know, that's interesting 172 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,254 because I heard so many stories about you when I joined this club 173 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,664 and I could not believe that they were all true about one human being. 174 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,168 Now I know that everything that I've heard 175 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,194 - is true. - What did you hear? 176 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,933 What did you hear? Tell me what you heard. 177 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,101 - What? - You're getting quite a reputation 178 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,942 - here at the club. - What are you talking about? 179 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,380 - I didn't do anything. - Look, it may have been an accident, 180 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,976 - but you're a murderer. - How dare you?! 181 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:07,679 No, you're not a murderer. You're not a murderer. 182 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,278 It's involuntary manslaughter. 183 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,880 You didn't intend to kill him, but you killed him. 184 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,517 - I didn't kill him! - I'm not pointing fingers, 185 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:14,719 but you killed him. You did! 186 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,988 Hey, let me tell you something: 187 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,928 The minute you wanted those crispy onions, 188 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,693 you put a gun to that guy's head. 189 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,757 You're right. If he hadn't ordered those eggs that way, 190 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:25,760 you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter. 191 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,766 What time are we playing tomorrow? 192 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,278 - Early. Yup. - Early. Yeah. 193 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,540 Early. Good idea. 194 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,751 So what's the deal with the "Seinfeld" reunion? Are they all doing it? 195 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,719 Yeah, the read-through is next week. 196 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,154 - How about that? - Yeah, that's great. 197 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,626 Ooh, the stonemason called and he said he'll call back. 198 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,628 I picked up the phone. 199 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,358 Oh, and while I was on the phone, I think I sold him a hat. 200 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,093 - Are you kidding? - On the phone. 201 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,499 The stonemason is gonna buy a hat from you? 202 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,936 - What kind of hat? - Nat, you haven't seen her hats? 203 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:00,802 Oh my gosh, wait till you see this! 204 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,432 What she does... she's so creative! 205 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,067 She astounds me. Look at this. 206 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,805 This is what I live to do. It's my passion. 207 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:09,337 Right, so how do you get to take care of your baby? 208 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,350 I have to work. 209 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,909 Listen, kids cost a lot of money nowadays. 210 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,444 We got health insurance and school and college. 211 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,219 It's tough to live in New York. We're saving already for college. 212 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,453 Okay. You know what I'm gonna do? 213 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,090 I'm gonna pay for Skylar to go to college. 214 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,623 - Oh, cut it out. - Larry. 215 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,000 - What do you think of that? - Are you serious? 216 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,232 - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. - That's... 217 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,035 I don't have any kids. I have money. 218 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,974 I'll do it. I don't want you to worry about that. 219 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:40,103 - By golly. Oh my God! - That's everything! 220 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,080 - That's everything. - Uncle Nat, look who you raised. 221 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:45,641 - Yes, I'm lookin' at him. - I can't believe what you're doing. 222 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,947 I'm gonna make you a thank-you hat. 223 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,385 Don't make me a thank-you hat. 224 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,911 It's done. 225 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,151 You know what would be a great thing that you could do? 226 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,751 If you could show it to some of your celebrity friends, 227 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,318 like Jerry Seinfeld. 228 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,559 Jerry Seinfeld is not going to wear that hat. 229 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,567 - You don't know! - Yeah, I do know. 230 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,228 Or some athlete friend? 231 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,635 - Hello. - Hey, it's Ed... the stonemason. 232 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,799 Oh, hey. So I want you to do me a favor and change 233 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:12,333 - the inscription on my mother's stone. - Okay. 234 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,346 Okay, well you know "passed away" 235 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,780 is written on there spelled P-A-S-T? 236 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,784 Who was that Yankee you had on "Seinfeld"? 237 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,683 - Derek Jeter? - He could wear one. 238 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,950 That guy sucks. 239 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,752 - Who sucks? - Derek Jeter. 240 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,690 He's the most overrated player in baseball. 241 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,024 - What did you say? - I can't stand Derek Jeter. 242 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:31,723 You know he's the worst defensive shortstop in baseball statistically? 243 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,824 Bullshit. He's a great clutch hitter. He's a great clutch player. 244 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,732 Larry, come on back. 245 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,135 There's no way he deserves that kind of money he's making. 246 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,935 Okay, you know what? Do me a favor 247 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,169 and just take care of the stone, please? 248 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,303 - Will do. - Thank you. 249 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,639 - How great is this day? - Gorgeous. 250 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,584 Where is everybody? Yesterday it was packed. Nobody's here. 251 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,450 I think it's out of respect for Norm. 252 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,548 Yeah, you know, this is the hole that Norm had the heart attack on. 253 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,149 - This is the hole? - This is the hole. 254 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,420 - Wow. - Yeah. 255 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,463 Oh, God damn it. 256 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,467 A good swing; you came over it. 257 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,469 - What am I doing? - You came over the top of it. 258 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,198 Right by the pond. You're right by the pond. 259 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,637 Enjoy the swans. 260 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,633 Hey! Hey! 261 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,904 Hey! Hey! 262 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,501 Hey! 263 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,383 And then I looked up and he started coming towards me. 264 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,015 He attacked me! He leapt at me! 265 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,888 - Did you provoke him? - No, I didn't do anything. 266 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,360 You know this is Takahashi's pet swan. 267 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,330 This is the love of his life. 268 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,661 You think I wanted to kill it? 269 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:14,825 I didn't want to kill a swan! 270 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,767 We're gonna have to call Animal Control 271 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,997 - or the Wildlife Society or something. - Are you out of your mind? 272 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,529 There could be something in the food or water... they're attacking! 273 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,303 Nobody's calling anybody. You got that? 274 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,902 Nobody's calling anybody. We'll get kicked out of the club. 275 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,469 Okay. Well, I gotta tell my wife. 276 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,504 Hey! No wives. Nobody. 277 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,106 Come on, I tell my wife everything. 278 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,243 It was something that we agreed to in our marriage vows. 279 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,549 - What are you talking about? - You tell your wife everything?! 280 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,488 She won't tell anybody, but I got to tell her. 281 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,990 - I have to tell her. - Are you crazy?! 282 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,514 - What? - You don't tell your wife anything! 283 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,459 My wife thinks I'm at the office. 284 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,521 The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman! 285 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,293 You got to cover your tracks. 286 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,166 We're a foursome here. We're all in this together. No wives! 287 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,170 All right. Fine. 288 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,762 We got to bury this thing now. 289 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,831 Yeah, let's bury it. We'll bury it in the woods. 290 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,036 - Seriously?! - Yeah. Come on, pick it up. 291 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,511 - No, you pick it up. You killed it. - You pick it up. 292 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,515 Oh, this is horrible. 293 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,643 Oh, it's horrible. This is horrible. 294 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,501 - Fruit's good. - Yeah. 295 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,034 - Delicious, isn't it? - How can you talk about the food? 296 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:36,673 I want to throw up. We should get out of here. 297 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,479 - Yes, let's get out of here. - Oh, that's a wonderful idea. 298 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,712 I want to get out of here now. 299 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,721 Let me explain something to you, moron. 300 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,724 Swan killers leave. 301 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:49,023 People who aren't swan killers stay, 302 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,757 have a little lunch, enjoy themselves, 303 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,163 socialize, get to know the members. 304 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,100 There's nothing wrong. Get it? 305 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,103 Guess what? 306 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,401 I'm not a swan killer. Okay? 307 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:04,170 Hey, let me remind you of something, asshole: 308 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,771 You're talking way too loud about swan killing 309 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,212 in the dining room. 310 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,182 Why is that so hard to understand? 311 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,276 How many rules are you gonna break, okay? 312 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,686 You're not supposed to have your phone on. It's always ringing. 313 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,781 - You killed his swan! - Keep your fucking voice down! 314 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,088 - You killed a swan. - Shut up! Shut up! 315 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,677 Why did I order turkey? 316 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,050 I should've just had the eggs and onions. 317 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,679 I know they're good here. 318 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,247 Will you do me a favor and shut up about your food? 319 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,122 He's right. All you're doing is complaining about your food. 320 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,786 I told you to get the fruit. It's delicious. 321 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,989 I had fruit this morning. What am I gonna order it twice for? 322 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,588 - You can have fruit twice in one day. - You can't. 323 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,099 You get the acid. It'll rip a hole in your stomach. 324 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,727 They have non-acidic fruit. You got papaya and mango and banana. 325 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,761 Hey, uh, what's that? 326 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,620 - What do you think that is? - I don't know, 327 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,487 but it's not what you're thinking. 328 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,084 We buried the thing 20 minutes ago. They're not gonna find it already. 329 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,891 Oh no. Look. 330 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,376 Clubhouse! 331 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,824 Now what are we gonna do? 332 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,884 It was a bird. What were you so scared of? 333 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,089 - A bird! - It was self-defense! 334 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,722 What could it have possibly done to you? 335 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,063 - It could've killed me. - It's not a wild boar! 336 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,966 You should've seen when it leaped in the air! 337 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,072 Why even bury it? Why were you thinking of burying it? 338 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,542 Mr. Takahashi 339 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,239 would like to see you all in his office now. 340 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,680 So, gentlemen. 341 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,986 You know what this is? 342 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,190 This is tee sheet. 343 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,390 It tells me who played 344 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,526 and who did not play. 345 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,537 Only one other group played. 346 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,301 Course not crowded. 347 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,308 Respect for Norm. 348 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,177 Oh. You played. 349 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,771 Why? You don't respect Norm? 350 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,783 - No no, of course. - I respect Norm, absolutely. 351 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,648 Although he was a slow player. 352 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,412 What else you not respect? 353 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,421 Beautiful black swan? 354 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,759 Black swan, are you crazy? 355 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,788 We adore swans! 356 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,266 My beautiful black swan Kyoko 357 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,633 was killed, murdered. 358 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:22,106 Who killed Kyoko? 359 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,666 You. I don't know you. 360 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,337 - Who are you? - I'm a guest here. 361 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,710 If I may say, I think the food here is just great. 362 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,375 - I ordered some eggs with onions... - You killed swan? 363 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,578 No, sir. 364 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,746 I'm from out of town. I have no reason to kill the swan. 365 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,087 You. You smart guy. 366 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,614 - Thank you. - Yeah. 367 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,650 - You no kill swan. - Oh, no, sir. 368 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,491 But you know who killed swan. 369 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,363 Well, I don't think... no, I don't think I do. 370 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,233 - You like club? - I love this club. 371 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:55,229 You tell me, free dues. 372 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,265 No more dues. 373 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,834 - For life? - Whole life. 374 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,209 - Valet parking? - Any time. 375 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,685 - Range balls? - All you want. 376 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,712 Now you tell me. Right here, tell me. 377 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,322 Um, no, I really can't think of who could've done it. 378 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,402 - You. - Hmm? 379 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,495 - You kill swan? - No, I'd never kill a swan. 380 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,472 - Why? You stupid. - I'm not stupid. 381 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,270 Yes. You marry big-mouth wife. 382 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,334 She does have a big mouth. 383 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,607 Yes, maybe I talk to her. 384 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,614 No, don't call her. 385 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,344 I don't even bring her around anymore out of respect. 386 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:42,649 Oh. Larry. 387 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,089 - How are you? - I'm good. 388 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,956 Yeah? 389 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:55,564 - You kill Kyoko? - No. 390 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,898 - Yeah. - No. 391 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:18,556 Hey, I can't talk now. I'll call you back. 392 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,115 No cell phone in the clubhouse! 393 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,525 Last warning! 394 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,893 Now go! Go! 395 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,795 Hey, where you going? 396 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,293 Oh, they're having a memorial for Norm at the club. 397 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,363 - And tomorrow a funeral. - Oh my God. 398 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,841 Two days in a row. This is worse than playing behind him. 399 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,776 Anyway, I came in to thank you 400 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,076 for your gracious offer for putting Skylar through college. 401 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,642 - Well, you're... you're welcome. - Thank you. 402 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,313 I mean, my wife and I were talking about it in bed last night. 403 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,049 And you know what Cassie said to me? 404 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,751 She wants to go to cosmetology school. 405 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,454 So would you put her through cosmetology school? 406 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,627 - What? - This is her calling. 407 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,658 Would I put her through cosmetology school? 408 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,169 She's great with lotions! 409 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,172 I mean, have you ever... what she does... 410 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,936 oh my God, she was born to do this. 411 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,775 I have to say I'm very put off by this. 412 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,780 - Why? - I make this generous offer 413 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,782 to pay for your daughter's education 414 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,149 and now you want me to put your wife through cosmetology school?! 415 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,744 - Yeah. - All of a sudden? 416 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,619 No, I just think it's wrong. 417 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,954 It's very wrong of you to ask me that. 418 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,927 - Don't you get that? - How irrational a man can you be? 419 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,725 What's happening? You're saying no? 420 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,424 Yes, I'm saying no. 421 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,831 I just thought it would be a gesture. It would be nice. 422 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,427 - She'd be perfect for it. - I thought I made my nice gesture 423 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,301 - with your daughter. - We don't even know if Skylar's 424 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:43,069 gonna go to college. I'm not saying it wasn't a beautiful gesture, 425 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,769 but who knows? She might be a drug addict. 426 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,301 I don't know what kind of people can do something like that. 427 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,940 What kind of people... you know what kind of people we're not? 428 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,280 We're not the kind of people that kill swans. 429 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:56,117 That's the kind of people. We don't kill swans. 430 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,684 We were in bed and we were... I was talking about that... 431 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,422 I had to tell her, Larry. 432 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,987 Don't worry. She's not gonna say anything. 433 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,333 The two of you had better keep 434 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,802 your goddamn traps shut about this swan. 435 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,101 - Or what, Larry? You threatening me? - Yeah. 436 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,403 What are you gonna do? What will you do to me? 437 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,966 - What can you do to me? - I'll open that closet door 438 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,946 and take every one of those hats 439 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,538 and destroy 'em. 440 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,482 The blue hat, the orange hat, 441 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,213 the one with the cockle shells, the one with the feathers, 442 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,552 and let's not forget the red one you're making for that asshole stonemason. 443 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,854 You stop! You will not touch those hats! 444 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:37,555 - I will destroy them. - You will not touch my hats! 445 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,120 Keep your goddamn mouth shut! 446 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,860 She will! You're not gonna ruin a hat. 447 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,868 And you! How dare you say something?! 448 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,166 Larry, I'm not gonna tell anybody. Don't worry. 449 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,272 - Hey. - Hey, LD. 450 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,248 I was just saying I feel so nostalgic. 451 00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,307 - I'm thinking about my mom and dad. - Really? 452 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,376 - Well. - How's your dad? 453 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,320 He's good. He's good. 454 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,721 Yeah, I'm changing the headstone. 455 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,349 - Great. Great. - By the way, 456 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,986 I was talking to the stonemason on the phone the other night? 457 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,553 What an asshole this guy is. 458 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:15,031 He butts in on a conversation that's none of his business, 459 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,627 starts telling me how Jeter's overrated. 460 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,398 What an ignorant moron. 461 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,598 - Okay. - My God. 462 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:23,199 Please, give me a break. There's not one person 463 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,334 who's ever said that except this asshole. 464 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,607 - Honestly. - I'm an asshole? 465 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,773 Who are you? 466 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,010 I'm Ed... the stonemason. 467 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,075 Ah. 468 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,050 What are you doing here? 469 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,686 Did Marty's mom's headstone and his dad's headstone. 470 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,423 I'm doing Norm's headstone. 471 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,624 I hope I get to do yours real soon, prick. 472 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,265 See you later, Eddie. 473 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,794 Why didn't you tell me he was the stonemason? 474 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,966 Oh, you wanted an introduction. 475 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:57,133 - Is that right? - Yeah. 476 00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,700 What about your policy? No introductions. 477 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,872 I know, but there's extenuating circumstances. 478 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:04,746 No no, you said they were a stupid social convention. 479 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,717 So I'm hoisted on my own petard. 480 00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,583 Exactly. 481 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,315 Hmm. 482 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:11,822 Where's Jeff? 483 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,222 Oh, he said he was gonna be late. 484 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:16,159 Look, he sent me this email. 485 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,662 Look at this. 486 00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:21,063 He wants me to come clean. 487 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,067 - I think it's a good idea. - No, it's not a good idea. 488 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,160 - Keep your mouth shut. - Everyone, can I have your attention? 489 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:28,468 If you'll please take your seats, we're about to get started. 490 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:32,637 Thank you all for coming. As you know, the funeral is tomorrow, 491 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:35,168 but we wanted to do something special today, 492 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:37,545 and that's celebrate Norm's life 493 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,073 in a special memorial service. 494 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:43,019 And where else? The place he loved the most... 495 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:45,022 his beloved club. 496 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:47,286 Norm loved nothing more than coming here 497 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,555 and enjoying a leisurely game of golf. 498 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,975 Please turn off your cell phones and pagers. 499 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,781 Thank you. Bye-bye. 500 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:22,921 - Sorry. - What are you doing here? 501 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,328 - What what what? - You killed him, Larry. 502 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:31,392 Oh, no. In fact, I have a theory I'd like to present to you. 503 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,404 May I tell you my theory? 504 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:36,601 Okay. I believe this is what happened: 505 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,543 Norm had the heart attack on the 12th hole 506 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,342 near the pond, am I right? 507 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,642 - Yeah. - Okay. 508 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:49,518 I think he was attacked by the black swan. 509 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,852 The swan is dead, Larry. 510 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:54,984 He's dead now. He was very much alive 511 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:56,687 at the time Norm had the heart attack 512 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,696 and at that pond with Norm. 513 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,527 Here, the two of them over here. 514 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:03,090 I had nothing to do with it. I'm on my way to the locker room. 515 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:05,432 I'm here. I'm over here. 516 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,665 Here's Norm and the swan. 517 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,731 Here's Norm, Kyoko the crazy black swan. 518 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:12,334 Norm, heart attack, down. That's what happened. 519 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,810 That's why Norm died. 520 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,312 That black swan was a menace. 521 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,577 They should've put that swan away a long time ago. 522 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,709 I don't know who killed that black swan, 523 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,776 but whoever did it 524 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,515 was a hero. 525 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,079 A hero. 526 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,497 Ah, Mr. David, I believe this is yours. 527 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,202 Yeah. 528 00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,932 That's some BlackBerry you got here. This wheel is amazing. 529 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:43,805 You can really just scroll right through those emails, huh? 530 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,743 Yeah. 531 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:51,681 - Thanks. - It's a pleasure serving you, sir. 532 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:56,620 There's no doubt that he read your email about the swan killing. 533 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,350 He's gonna tell Takahashi. We're screwed. 534 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,358 We're all screwed, there's no doubt about it. 535 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:07,223 There's, uh... there's an 18% gratuity included. 536 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,833 So... 537 00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:15,563 - That's a shakedown. - That's a shakedown. 538 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,575 This is as clear as can be. 539 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,600 I'll take care of this. 540 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,987 All right. 541 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:36,221 - All set? - Mm-hmm. 542 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,024 Great. We'll see you. 543 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,066 Is this, uh... 544 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,897 is this for real? 545 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,062 Oh yeah. 546 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,129 Yeah, that's for real. 547 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,266 Mr. David, thank you so much. 548 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:53,334 - You're welcome. - This is so generous. 549 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,313 And let's... let's keep this between the two of us. 550 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,681 - No problem. - You know, like everything else. 551 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:01,481 Yeah. Yeah, like everything else. 552 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,613 You know, like everything... everything else. 553 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,352 Thank you again. Really. 554 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,986 What a generous guy. 555 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,656 I don't think he knew what the fuck you were talking about. 556 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:19,897 He had the heart attack right by the pond. It was the swan. 557 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:22,133 Think about it. It's a theory. 558 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:25,370 Anyway, it was a lovely service. I'll see you at the club. 559 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,378 Larry, I'd like talk to you. 560 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,573 Yes, Mr. Takahashi? 561 00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:32,515 I heard about your big additional tip to waiter. 562 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,518 Such generosity. 563 00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:38,818 You know, most people, they don't give additional tip. 564 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,451 Now I know a man so generous 565 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:45,020 could not have killed my black swan, my Kyoko. 566 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,655 Of course I didn't kill Kyoko. 567 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,256 I was trying to tell you that. 568 00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,732 You forgive me? 569 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,668 Okay. 570 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:54,771 - I'll forgive you. - Thank you. 571 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,273 Lost a little face, didn't you? 572 00:27:56,307 --> 00:27:58,138 A little... oh, a lot. I lost a lot of face. 573 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,303 - Got your face back? - Yes yes yes. 574 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,313 - Oh, you going to car? - Actually, 575 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,645 I'm going to see my mother's gravestone, 576 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,516 but it's on the way to the parking lot. 577 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:10,020 - We walk together. - Let us walk together. 578 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,023 After you, sir. After you. 579 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,753 I have a couple things I wanted to discuss with you actually. 580 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,125 Let's get rid of that additional tip in the dining room. 581 00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:19,596 Nobody wants to sit and do math after they eat to figure out 582 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,326 - and additional tip. - No math. 583 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,392 Make it a 20% flat... make it 25%. 584 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,404 - Yes, 25%. - 25%. 585 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,099 - Huh? You like that? - I love it. 586 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:31,370 - Okay, Mr. Takahashi. - I like that. 587 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:33,377 Very much! 588 00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:35,606 Last time you leave a big tip 589 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,308 it always go to the waiter. 590 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,213 They like you so much. 591 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,013 - All right, you take care. - Bye bye! 592 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,076 Okay. 46047

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