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This could not have gone more wrong.
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What happened?
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We've spent a couple of months
living your life.
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Adventures and victories.
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And now...
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we're living my life.
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Next time,
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find somewhere less dangerous to pee, huh?
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Yeah.
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This isn't my fault.
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Quite fair. This one's on me.
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I will make it right.
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On your own?
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We're outnumbered, they're bigger than us,
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and they look quite annoyed.
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You may want to crouch.
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Huh...
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Look.
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Where did they get that?
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Perhaps it washed out
of the castle at Braila.
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No wonder these creatures were so angry.
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We disturbed them while
they were praying to it.
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Huh?
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It's a spell.
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Murder wakes it up.
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What kind of spell?
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Resurrection.
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It wouldn't have worked.
It's missing parts.
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But he would have killed
these people to try.
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And the other thing?
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A sigil.
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Sort of a magical code.
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It will have the name of the person
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he was trying to bring back from the dead.
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Oh, let me guess.
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It decodes as Vlad Dracula Tepes.
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Why the fuck would anyone do that?
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Hmm?
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Would you do that?
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Oh, exactly.
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God, this is getting on my nerves.
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I wish I could fucking kill you twice!
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Shit!
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What did you just say?
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I said, "shit," okay?
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Yes, it's just that you never,
you know, curse.
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Oh!
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I never used to,
and then all this happened.
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And then you happened.
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- Me?
- Yes, you.
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I was nice.
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And then I met you, and now I'm like you.
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Oh, so it's my fault.
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It's all your fault!
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You did this to me!
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I found you turned into a statue
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in a fucking tomb!
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And climbed all over me,
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and since that moment everything
has been shit and...
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Aah!
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I am fucking talking here!
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And you turned me into someone
who says "shit."
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Fuckity shit hairy arse-warts
giant slimy balls!
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Shit!
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Aah!
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Human sacrifice really is back in fashion.
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Do we think this is about Dracula again?
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I think these people are just
out of their minds.
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And so we're not going to try
and reason with them.
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No!
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They were going to murder children.
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Kids, lay down flat. Now!
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What's that thing?
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I've only seen drawings in books.
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He has a lot of names.
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Most often, he's called the Grim Reaper.
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Or just Death.
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He's actually Death?
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I mean, this is what Death looks like?
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Because I was hoping for something nicer.
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Nah.
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Just people from an earlier time
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trying to understand what
they were seeing.
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There are elemental beings that just feed
on things in nature.
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He's not Death. He just eats death.
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So this is just a shrine to him,
you think?
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People who still think
this is Death itself?
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Paying tribute.
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Maybe in the hope that he can give
Dracula back to them.
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Don't get me wrong.
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He's supposed to be lethal.
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But he's not the sort of power
who can reach into Hell
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and pull someone out.
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The whole world's gone crazy.
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And this big stone?
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Flagstone.
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Must have been prized up
from a town square somewhere.
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What's the nearest place that would have
flagstones in their square?
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This is getting harder.
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Really?
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I hadn't noticed over the sound
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of all my muscles and bones screaming.
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Oh, God.
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You'll live.
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God, I hope so.
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What were they even looking for down here?
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They can't need more weapons.
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This stuff.
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A lot of it is a good deal older.
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Hmm.
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This stinks of magic.
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They were looking for tools.
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If we hadn't lost track of them,
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these people would all still be alive.
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Yeah.
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This is where you're supposed to say
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that it's not our fault, Trevor.
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It's not.
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But if we weren't so tired after
six weeks of this shit,
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they would have had a better chance.
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Oh, God.
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Right.
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We need to find somewhere safe to sleep.
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And take tomorrow to rest
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and think all this through.
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Hmm.
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I don't get it.
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We killed Dracula.
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And now we have to spend
the rest of our lives
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making sure nobody brings him
back from the dead?
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This is not what I agreed to.
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This is where it all started, isn't it?
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Targoviste.
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Is that bastard wearing
the Belmont crest?
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He is.
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And that's a Speaker Magician with him.
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And Sladek and Ivan didn't come out.
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I know that. I've got eyes.
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- Shh.
- This isn't fair.
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I was one of Dracula's
first loyal followers.
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He was going to give me everything.
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And I was close.
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So close to fixing it all.
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But now I have to deal with a Belmont
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and a mad magician?!
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Varney, we need to go.
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Go where?
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This is where I'm supposed to be.
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At the start of the war,
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I came here to take Targoviste
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and give it to Dracula as a gift.
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Why is everyone making it so fucking hard?
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Don't they know who I am?
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No.
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I'm Varney.
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Night Mayor of London,
Terror of the British Isles,
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king vampire cocksman of all Europe.
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And I don't have to put up with this.
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Go, go.
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Back to the nest.
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I'll have both of you
for my fucking dinner.
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I should drink more water and less wine.
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This is coming out as scabs and wax.
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"To the Alucard of the castle."
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For God's sake.
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Why I am the Alucard now?
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To the Alucard of the castle.
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We, the people of Danesti, beg your aid."
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Night creatures,
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vampires and terrible demons assault us,
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and we know not why.
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Our defenses weaken
and our numbers dwindle.
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Please, sir, save our souls."
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Save our souls.
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That's a good 20 miles away.
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You can shut up.
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And you still kept on riding,
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until you died from the pain
or the blood loss.
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Or both.
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You stay right there.
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I'm not done with you yet.
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A bit less of your shit, please.
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Hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm turning into Belmont.
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Frederator!
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