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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,337 (silence) 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,911 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,000 (clasps clicking) 4 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,187 (bag rustling) 5 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:58,226 (zipper closing) 6 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:09,237 (light switch clicking) 7 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:18,212 (car door closing) 8 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,414 (car starting) 9 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,884 (seatbelt alarm beeping) 10 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,691 (gear shift moving) 11 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,966 (wheels moving) 12 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,984 (footsteps falling) 13 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,422 (dramatic music) (gavel banging) 14 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,291 - Order in my court. 15 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,994 Mr. Bowers, you're saying the reason why you were speeding 16 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:10,431 is because you were being chased by a ghost? 17 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,865 - Yes, your honor. 18 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,601 - Is there a witness to this ghost 19 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,169 that you're talking about? 20 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:18,206 - (clearing throat) Well, the cop that pulled me over 21 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,708 said he didn't see anything. 22 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:25,078 So I'm assuming that the sirens musta scared him off. 23 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,280 - Thank you, Mr. Bowers. 24 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:27,748 You may have a seat. 25 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,518 Mr. Walker. 26 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,720 - Your honor. 27 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,921 - Oh God. 28 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:37,391 - Your honor, according to the laws of physics and nature 29 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,293 the steep of my car pedal, 30 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,862 when one applies the Pythagorean Theorem, 31 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,864 the steep of my car pedal is at higher rate 32 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,134 than most other pedals in most other cars. 33 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,937 Therefore, when I put my foot upon it, 34 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,940 it's naturally going to speed up at a slightly higher rate 35 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,408 than most other cars. 36 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,909 - Does your speedometer work? 37 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,682 - Yes, your honor, but Galileo, in 1588, 38 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,917 didn't give a flying fuck about speedometers. 39 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,453 - Thank you, Mr. Walker. 40 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,555 You may have a seat now. 41 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:10,724 The rest of you are guilty with no further explanation. 42 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,726 I've had enough for today. 43 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,429 (gavel banging) 44 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,635 (water pouring) 45 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,871 I swear to God, people are getting dumber, 46 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,674 or more creative with their excuses nowadays. 47 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:31,011 - There's a man who called you, several times, from Greece. 48 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:31,945 - What did he say? 49 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,383 - He said it's something regarding your daughter Lisa. 50 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,917 I think he left a text. 51 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:45,192 (phone beeping) (dramatic music) 52 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:52,366 - Search me flights to Detroit for the day after tomorrow. 53 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,902 - Detroit? What's there? 54 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,406 - My grandsons live there. 55 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,344 - Wait, are you still going to the LA convention next week? 56 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,816 (alarm buzzing) 57 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:20,193 (gun firing) (alarm clock breaking) 58 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,229 - What happened last night? 59 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,364 - (groaning) I don't even remember. 60 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,201 - Oh shit! 61 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,036 Shit! 62 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,871 Where's the TV? 63 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,906 - Shit, someone stole the TV? 64 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,442 - Oh, fuck! 65 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,912 - Great. (lighthearted music) 66 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:44,785 - Jake, I think we have a problem. 67 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:46,754 - What? 68 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,156 - [Joe] There's a naked guy sleeping in our bathtub. 69 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,793 - Just wake him up, ya dumbass. 70 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:54,928 - Don't look at the penis. 71 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:55,829 Don't look at the penis. 72 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,130 Don't look at the penis. 73 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,131 Don't look at the penis. 74 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,032 Don't look at the penis. 75 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,068 Don't look at the penis. 76 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,139 Dude, wake up. 77 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:06,974 Come on, wake up. 78 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,142 Wait, what are you? (screaming) 79 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,678 Fuck this shit. 80 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,717 Hey, Jake. 81 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,619 - What do you want? 82 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,654 - (moaning) Nothing. 83 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,290 - Did you wake him up yet? 84 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,327 - I'm just gonna use the bathroom upstairs. 85 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,433 (phone ringing) 86 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,546 - Hello? 87 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,548 - [Grandpa] Hey, Jakey, how are you? 88 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,818 - Listen buddy, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying. 89 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,686 - [Grandpa] It's your grandpa, you knucklehead. 90 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,554 - Oh shit! 91 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,022 Hey Grandpa. 92 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,624 - [Grandpa] Are you drunk? 93 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,459 - No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine. 94 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,094 - [Grandpa] Listen, I'm on my way to your place. 95 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,663 - Now? 96 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,433 - [Grandpa] You still live on Temple Street? 97 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,299 - Yeah. 98 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,369 - [] Great, I'll be there in 10 minutes. 99 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,671 - Shit. 100 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,739 Joe. 101 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,373 - [Joe] What? 102 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,008 - Grandpa's gonna be here in 10 minutes. 103 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,076 - [Joe] Who? 104 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,010 - Grandpa. 105 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,413 - Grandpa's still alive? 106 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,014 - Of course he's still alive, you idiot. 107 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,350 Now help me clean this place up. 108 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,119 (dramatic music) 109 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,691 (moaning) What time is it? 110 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,593 - Past 12. 111 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:36,063 - (mumbling) Late for work again. 112 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:36,930 Fuck it. 113 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,366 They're gonna fire me anyway. 114 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,769 Well this is a work of art. 115 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,238 Is this my dick or yours? 116 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,575 (playful music) - Too big to be mine. 117 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,678 (tape ripping) 118 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,845 What about the TV? 119 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,181 - What about it? 120 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,617 - Well Grandpa might ask us about it when he gets here. 121 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,319 - Grandpa hasn't visited us in five fucking years. 122 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,689 Do you think he cares whether or not we have a TV? 123 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,356 - Who doesn't have a TV? 124 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,726 - We don't have a fucking TV. 125 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,094 Now will you hurry up. 126 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:15,202 (trash bag crinkling) 127 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,472 - I mean, what's the big deal 128 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:21,575 if Grandpa knew we were partying last night. 129 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:26,614 - Joe, sometimes your stupidity even surpasses my thoughts. 130 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,748 - Thank you. 131 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,682 - No. 132 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,851 Mom just died two days ago. 133 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,786 If Grandpa found out that we had a party, 134 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,555 he'd flip out. 135 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,090 - I told you we should've rescheduled this party, Jake. 136 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,761 - Hey, we planned this party like three weeks ago. 137 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,330 Mom's the one that should've rescheduled her death. 138 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,534 - Is that even possible? 139 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,504 - Joe, we don't have time for your stupid fucking questions. 140 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,040 Please help me get this place back together. 141 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,008 - She left us when we were kids and moved to Greece. 142 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,944 She's like a stranger to us. 143 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,012 - Still, we're her kids. 144 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,314 Now do you want Grandpa to start bitching about this? 145 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,550 - No. 146 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,351 - Then less talk, more cleaning. 147 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:12,225 (trash bag crinkling) 148 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,576 - Boys, how are ya doing? 149 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,277 - We're good. 150 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,244 How are you? 151 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,914 (Grandpa sighing) 152 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,448 - Sorry about Mom, Grandpa. 153 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,317 - Your mom 154 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,788 was a good woman, Jake. 155 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,089 - I know she was. 156 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,858 I just wish I had a chance to get to know her more. 157 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,526 - She actually wanted to take you with her, 158 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,695 but she couldn't. 159 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,197 After she lost the case against your dad in court, 160 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,200 she had no choice but to escape his unruly behavior. 161 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,368 - Dad died two years ago. 162 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,904 Why didn't she just call? 163 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,406 - Your mother was in a coma for five years 164 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,974 because of a car accident. 165 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,712 You'd have known if you'd have asked. 166 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,916 Anyway, I'm not here to talk about that. 167 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,384 I'm here to tell you boys 168 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,686 that your mother died a millionaire. 169 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,187 (Jake spitting) 170 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,789 - I'm sorry, Grandpa. 171 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,625 - Jesus Christ, Jake! 172 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,928 - How much money are we talking about? 173 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,831 - Four million dollars. 174 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,368 - Wait, where did Mom get all this money from? 175 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,739 - After Lisa moved to Greece she married a rich businessman 176 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,808 who gave her everything before he died. 177 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,879 - Oh, so, basically our mom was a gold digger? 178 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,083 - So what you're telling us, 179 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,386 is that we're basically eligible to a cut of her heir? 180 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,555 - Yes, but under one condition. 181 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,090 Your mom had a child in Greece 182 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,292 who she gave half of her net worth, 183 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,727 the other half to me. 184 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,796 - Whoa, what about us? 185 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,230 - Your mom had a will. 186 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,466 She made me promise to give you your share, 187 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:03,837 only if you'll agree to live with your brother for 45 days. 188 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,773 - Why would she want that? 189 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,274 - Lisa always had this dream 190 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,376 that all of her kids would come together 191 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,344 after your father died. 192 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,613 - So are we going to Greece or is he coming here? 193 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,915 - You're not going anywhere. 194 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,750 He's coming here to Detroit. 195 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,422 Now, I suggest that you start preparing a room 196 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,057 because he'll be here tonight. 197 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,559 - Wow, Grandpa, thanks for last minute notice. 198 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,998 - (sighing) Where's your bathroom? 199 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,399 - Second door on your left. 200 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,569 (footsteps falling) 201 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,542 (door closing) 202 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:47,580 (upbeat music) (Jake and Joe cheering) 203 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,628 (phone ringing) 204 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,096 Hey, Ronny, what's up? 205 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,935 - [Ronny] (mumbling) machine. 206 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,137 You know Jake, I'm sick of you being late all the time. 207 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,538 You always come up with these silly excuses 208 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,874 just to explain why your ass isn't here, 209 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,044 which it should be, operating the goddamn espresso machine. 210 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,380 - Hey Ronny, how 'bout you shove that espresso machine 211 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,481 up your ass? 212 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,216 I bet it'll fit. 213 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,118 - [Ronny] Did you say what? 214 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,219 - You heard me, Ronny. 215 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,655 And one more thing, I quit. 216 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,592 Have a nice life. (phone beeping) 217 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,460 - Hey, boys. 218 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,830 Why is there a naked guy in your bathtub? 219 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,398 - That's. - Joe's boyfriend. 220 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:45,272 So anyway Grandpa, it was really, really good to see ya. 221 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,641 Thank you so much for stopping by, and I promise you, 222 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,578 we're gonna take real good care of our new brother. 223 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,746 Which reminds me though, 224 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,947 what time is he gonna be here? 225 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,883 - About eight. 226 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,716 - Are we picking him up? 227 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,118 - Nope, he's got a driver. 228 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,953 - Fantastic. 229 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,489 Now have a safe trip back to Hawaii. 230 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,323 - Ohio. 231 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,958 - (moaning) Even better. 232 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,565 - What the fuck, Jake! 233 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,668 You know how homophobic Grandpa is! 234 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,536 - Oh is he. 235 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,440 - [Joe] You're an asshole. 236 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,474 - What? 237 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,943 What's wrong with being gay? 238 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,779 It's 2019 for Christ's sake. 239 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,647 - [Joe] That's not the point. 240 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,085 - (growling) All right, I'm sorry. 241 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,787 Can you make me some eggs please? 242 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,389 - [Joe] We don't have any eggs. 243 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,257 - Shit. 244 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,994 We gotta go to the grocery store. 245 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:41,862 Fuck! 246 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,837 - [Joe] Is this really necessary? 247 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,604 - Hell yeah, it's necessary. 248 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,106 Didn't you hear Grandpa? 249 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,275 If our new brother doesn't feel welcome 250 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,643 he may change his mind. 251 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,879 - What's the plan then? 252 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,513 - Plans easy. 253 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,083 Keep him happy until we get our cut of the money. 254 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:03,951 - Fuck that. 255 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,285 Can't Grandpa just give us our money 256 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,054 with all of this family bullshit? 257 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,389 - Patience, Joe. 258 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,559 It's only 45 days until we become millionaires. 259 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,266 - Whoa, I always wanted to get some of these. 260 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,576 - Weights aren't gonna make your fat ass any thinner, Joe. 261 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,577 - Fuck you, Jake. 262 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,082 (dramatic music) 263 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,560 - All right, I'm gonna run to the gas station 264 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,429 get a pack of smokes. 265 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,364 If our new brother shows up, 266 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,334 please don't do anything stupid. 267 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,435 - You got it. 268 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,638 - Just invite him in and try and be normal, will ya? 269 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,674 (Joe moaning) (dramatic music) 270 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,776 I'll be right back. 271 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:14,621 (Joe laughing) (drill whirring) 272 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,958 (sack landing) 273 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,127 (zipper opening) 274 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:20,961 (computer starting) 275 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,697 (keyboard clicking) 276 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,600 (Joe grunting) 277 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,202 - [Man] Just do it! 278 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,438 Yes you can! 279 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,241 Just do it! 280 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,675 (Joe yelling) 281 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,078 (Joe screaming) (Joe crashing) 282 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,179 If you're tired of starting over, 283 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,948 (door knocking) 284 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,215 stop giving up! 285 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,752 (doorbell ringing) 286 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,420 (Joe grunting) 287 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,423 (door opening) (dramatic music) 288 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:53,360 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 289 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,362 (groaning) That's okay, just one gentleman. 290 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,931 It's not a bad place to live in. 291 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,700 Except for the color of this wall. 292 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,335 This need to be changed. 293 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,603 Nancy? 294 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,972 - Yes, Mr. Anthony? 295 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,106 - Make a note to call a painter 296 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,041 to come change the color of this wall. 297 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,810 (mumbling) match the furniture. 298 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,648 Nancy, can you add a new couch as well, on the list. 299 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,816 - [Nancy] Copy that. 300 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,750 - You must be Joe. 301 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,087 How are you doing? 302 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,491 - Who the fuck are you? 303 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,960 - (laughing) I'm sorry, I was caught up with the moment, 304 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,861 I forgot to introduce myself. 305 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,796 I'm Anthony. 306 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,665 - Oh. 307 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,870 - Before I forget, this is my living schedule. 308 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,739 It has everything you need to know about how I live, 309 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,309 my every activity of the day. 310 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,310 It's very important to stick with 311 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,745 everything mentioned on this paper. 312 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,615 So. (spitting) 313 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:53,286 (groaning) This wine is bad and cheap. 314 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:58,325 (groaning) Nancy, need to add a bottle of fine wine as well. 315 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,260 - Yes, sir. 316 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,128 - So, 317 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:04,564 Joe, 318 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,335 any questions? 319 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,104 (playful music) 320 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,273 (Anthony screaming) 321 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,076 (shoes thudding) 322 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,546 (door opening) 323 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,153 - What was that? 324 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,320 - What was what? 325 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,591 - The guy that just flew through our window. 326 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,127 - Oh, the weird looking guy in the suit and fedora? 327 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,595 - Yes. 328 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,663 - I have no clue. 329 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,269 (phone ringing) 330 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,236 Hello? 331 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,837 - [Grandpa] Hey Joe, did Anthony arrive yet? 332 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:45,772 - Who? 333 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,340 - [Grandpa] Your brother, Anthony. 334 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,875 - His name was Anthony? 335 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,709 - [Grandpa] Yes. 336 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,010 (phone hanging up) - Shit. 337 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,813 Grandpa just told me our brother's name was Anthony. 338 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,881 - So? 339 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,249 - You know that guy I just threw out the window? 340 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,417 - Yes? 341 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,585 - His name was Anthony. 342 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:00,887 - Holy fuck, Joe! 343 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,790 Did you just throw four million dollars out the window? 344 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,258 You idiot! 345 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,795 (dramatic music) 346 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,497 Oh, shit, where'd he go? 347 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,364 - I don't know. 348 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,601 - Anthony? 349 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,636 - Oh, this is not good! 350 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,538 - Oh, shit! 351 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,040 - Anthony? 352 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:23,843 Anthony? 353 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:27,847 (bowl and spoon clanging) 354 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,317 (bag crinkling) 355 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,852 (cat meowing) 356 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,823 (milk pouring) 357 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,094 (bag crinkling) 358 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,030 (cereal crunching) 359 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,834 (cat meowing) 360 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,938 - Oh boy, eating cereal at night. 361 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,243 That means you're angry. 362 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,644 - You fucked up, Joe. 363 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,479 - I'm sorry, Jake. 364 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,148 Grandpa said he was Greek, 365 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,750 not a time traveler from the 1900's. 366 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,152 I just thought he was some kind of faggot 367 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,120 trying to play a trick on me. 368 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,955 - I swear to God, 369 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,090 if we lose that money Joe, 370 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,926 I'm gonna cut your balls off and feed 'em to Larry. 371 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,064 - Hey, did you know that Larry was gay? 372 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,934 - The fuck are you talking about? 373 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,371 - Do you know about the affair with Larry and I? 374 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,974 - Are you hooking up with my cat? 375 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,343 - No. 376 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,179 We just watch each other masturbate. 377 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,415 Oh, and sometimes I let him lick my balls. 378 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:40,453 (Jake spitting) (cat meowing) 379 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,889 - Let's wash the sin away. 380 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,926 (cat meowing and hissing) 381 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,827 I know. 382 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,095 We gotta wash the sins away. 383 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,430 Good boy, good boy. 384 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,798 (cat meowing) 385 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,865 Let's wash the sins away. 386 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,933 It's like your own water park. 387 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,702 (cat meowing) 388 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,405 (phone ringing) 389 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,677 Hey, Grandpa, what's up? 390 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,113 - [Grandpa] Jake, did Anthony arrive yet? 391 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,182 - Why, did he talk to you? 392 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,484 - [Grandpa] No, that's why I'm calling. 393 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,655 - Uh, yeah, yeah, he just went to sleep early. 394 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,989 He's good. 395 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,258 - [Grandpa] All right. 396 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,259 When he wakes up, tell him to call me, would ya? 397 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,160 - All right, I will. 398 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,329 I'll let him know, Grandpa. 399 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,530 I gotta go now. 400 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,397 Bye. 401 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,668 (dramatic music) (cat meowing) 402 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:33,706 (washing machine sloshing) (cat meowing) 403 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,575 Oh shit! 404 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,345 (dramatic music) 405 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,427 - So, is Anthony like your boyfriend? 406 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,296 - No, Mr. Anthony is my boss. 407 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,097 - So you're single? 408 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,600 - Joe, there you are. 409 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,601 I've been looking everywhere for you. 410 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,236 Where the fuck'd you go. 411 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,203 Oh, I'm sorry. 412 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,037 I'm Jake. 413 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,072 Have we met? 414 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,308 - I'm Nancy, Mr. Anthony's personal secretary. 415 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,911 - Wait, you know where Anthony is? 416 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,446 - Joe just told me what happened. 417 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,582 I got off the phone with Mr. Anthony a few minutes ago. 418 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,916 He should be back shortly. 419 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,419 - Oh, thank you so much, Nancy. 420 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,088 You just saved our lives. 421 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,625 (moaning) Thank you so much. 422 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,060 Thank you. 423 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:32,799 Never let go. 424 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,067 Thank you. 425 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:37,804 We're gonna be rich. 426 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,009 Sorry again about what happened. 427 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,711 Joe wasn't expecting you, 428 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,815 and apparently he thought you were trying to rob him. 429 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:49,816 - No worries. 430 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,518 I watch a lot of American fights on YouTube, 431 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,120 and I believe stupidity is normal here. 432 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,388 - You're absolutely right. 433 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,189 We're surrounded by stupidity. 434 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,991 I mean, look at Joe, for example. 435 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,860 - What? 436 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,329 - So what do you think of the room? 437 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,564 - It's actually very nice. 438 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,700 I want to thank you for your generosity. 439 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,801 - Of course. 440 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,703 And if you need anything, anything at all, 441 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,771 just let us know. 442 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,308 (dramatic music) 443 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,143 What the hell is he still doing here? 444 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,077 - I don't know. 445 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,747 - Have you guys seen my socks, man? 446 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,116 - Sorry, dude, no one's seen your socks. 447 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,785 So, please, can you piss off? 448 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,887 - Yeah, shoo, scat! 449 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,288 - I need my socks, man. 450 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,590 I'm cold. 451 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,692 - No one gives a shit about your socks. 452 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,194 Now get the fuck out of here, please. 453 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,263 - You guys make my dick shrivel, man. 454 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,601 - A friend of yours, I assume? 455 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,436 - That's the. 456 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,104 - Electrician. - Plumber.. 457 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,509 - So anyway, Anthony, we're gonna let you get some rest. 458 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,910 Make yourself comfortable. 459 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,111 We'll see you tomorrow. 460 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,646 - Jack, before you leave. 461 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,282 Do you mind if I build a tepidarium in the bathroom? 462 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,786 - Yeah, sure. 463 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,620 - Thank you very much. 464 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,288 Have a good night to you as well. 465 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,491 - What's a tepiquarium? 466 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,725 - [Jake] I have no idea. 467 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,330 (Anthony landing on bed) 468 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,200 (stairs creaking) 469 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,837 - You still here? 470 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,905 - Only for a little while. 471 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,173 In case Mr. Anthony needs me. 472 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,610 - Would you like a drink? 473 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,044 - No, I'm good. 474 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:25,912 Thank you though. 475 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:26,913 - Are you sure? 476 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,715 I think we have some good whiskey. 477 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,017 - [Joe] Who are you talking to? 478 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:34,020 - Jake, Nancy's still here. 479 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,287 - [Jake] Who? 480 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,989 - Nancy. 481 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,092 (stairs creaking) 482 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,093 - Oh, hey Nancy. 483 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,294 You stayin'? 484 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,196 - Just for a little while. 485 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,432 - I mean, if you want to spend the night 486 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,400 you can stay in my room. 487 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,436 - Well why your room Jake? 488 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,004 - 'Cause Anthony's staying in yours, Joe. 489 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,974 - If you want, you can sleep on the couch. 490 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,576 That's where I'll be sleeping. 491 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,210 So what do you say? 492 00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,879 - I should get going. 493 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,280 Thanks guys. 494 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,849 Bye now. 495 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,283 - Bye Nancy. - Drive safe. 496 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:09,321 (door opening) (playful music) 497 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,991 (Joe whining) 498 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:12,825 What's wrong with you? 499 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,126 - I'm angry. 500 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,161 - Why? 501 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,395 - Because Nancy's so hot, 502 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,766 and I left my Iron Man pajamas upstairs. 503 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,600 - So go get 'em. 504 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,502 - But what if he's asleep? 505 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,671 - He probably isn't, but go before he is. 506 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:29,208 (Joe whining) (door closing) 507 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,977 (door opening) 508 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,344 - Didn't mean to bother you, 509 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,714 just came in for my Iron Man pj's. 510 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,249 - What pj's? 511 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,385 - Ya know, pj's, Iron Man. 512 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,588 I'm a big fan of Mr. Stark. 513 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,961 Anthony did you move all my clothes? 514 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,331 - I appreciate the extra generosity, brother, 515 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,200 but I have my own clothes. 516 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,034 - Extra... 517 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,569 What extra generosity? 518 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,105 Anthony, those were my clothes! 519 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,339 - Oh. 520 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,208 Apparently there's some kind of misunderstanding, 521 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,443 because I gave it all away to the naked guy. 522 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:09,181 (Joe screaming) 523 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:14,220 - Oh shit. (dramatic music) 524 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:17,657 - You gave him everything? 525 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,259 You even gave him my underwear? 526 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,561 (door opening) 527 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,529 - What's going on? 528 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,363 - Anthony gave away all my clothes. 529 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:27,500 - That's fine, you can just use mine. 530 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,236 - I think he took yours as well. 531 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,671 - What? 532 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,206 - Isn't this guys a friend of yours, of some sort? 533 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,177 - No, Anthony, we don't even know that guy! 534 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,413 - Is it normal in America 535 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:44,416 that people let naked strangers mooch around their houses? 536 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,919 Because we don't have such a thing in Greece. 537 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:47,787 - No! 538 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,757 - All this screaming and yelling 539 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,291 is not really good for your health. 540 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,194 See, this books here talks about anger management. 541 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,530 It can definitely help you with your problems. 542 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,398 I myself read it like five times, 543 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,700 and every time I read it, 544 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,935 all the intense emotions go away. 545 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,370 Works like a charm. 546 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:07,239 Now I suggest that you start with chapter seven, 547 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,175 that's when things become interesting. 548 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,243 And so Jack, I have something for you special. 549 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,579 Give me one second. 550 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,551 See, this is here my living schedule. 551 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,919 It has your name on it 552 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:23,122 so if anyone lose copy doesn't blame the other one. 553 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,325 So if you read it here, I sleep at 10:30 on Fridays, 554 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,827 and I believe today is Friday. 555 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,528 So I wish I could chat more, 556 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,197 but we can do this tomorrow. 557 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,498 (dramatic music) Have a good night. 558 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:36,068 (door closing) 559 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,373 - What? 560 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,513 - No, this one's yours. 561 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,350 Hey Jake? 562 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,551 (Jake grunting) 563 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:55,154 What are we going to do about that creature over there? 564 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:57,724 - You talking about Anthony? 565 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:02,228 - Yeah, he is the weirdest person I have ever met. 566 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,463 - Joe, Grandpa said. 567 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,765 - Fuck Grandpa. 568 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,568 And I can't believe he threw away our clothes! 569 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,470 - It's not a big deal. 570 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:12,739 He's rich. 571 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,774 He'll probably get us new clothes tomorrow. 572 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,575 - What about my Iron Man pj's? 573 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,711 - Fuck your Iron Man pj's, Joe. 574 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,212 It's like 80 degrees in here. 575 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,248 - That's not the point. 576 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,251 - As long as we have a bed to sleep on we're gonna be good. 577 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,020 - Yeah, sleeping naked. 578 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,122 - Half naked. 579 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,591 (Joe grunting) 580 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,660 Joe? 581 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:34,927 - Yeah? 582 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,829 - Why do I feel your bare ass? 583 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:37,864 - Because I'm naked. 584 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,668 - Get the fuck out of my bed. 585 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,373 (birds chirping) 586 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:59,051 (hammer banging) (saw buzzing) 587 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,920 (explosion blasting) 588 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,554 - [Both] Anthony! 589 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:05,157 (upbeat music) 590 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,060 - All right, on three. 591 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:08,928 One, two. 592 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,130 - No, no, no, no, no, stop! 593 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,498 - [Joe] Stop! - Stop! 594 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,234 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 595 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:16,969 - I'm just building a tepidarium I told you about. 596 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:20,472 - What the hell is a tepidarium? 597 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:21,941 And I'm pretty sure you need a permit 598 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:22,775 for something like this. 599 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,143 Do you have one? 600 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,444 - Yes, indeed. 601 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,283 - How the hell did you get this? 602 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,551 (sirens blaring) - Oh shit, cops. 603 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:33,485 - Oh, shit. 604 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,353 - We gotta get out of here, bro. 605 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,888 - I can't go back to jail. Fuck that. 606 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:36,789 Here, take that. 607 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,057 - Why, what's going on? 608 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,126 - We're not real engineers. 609 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,327 - What? 610 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,162 - Yeah, well, we were just pretending. 611 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,463 The guy, he was paying a lot, 612 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,199 but we don't know what we're doing to these walls, man. 613 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,234 - Yeah, what he said. 614 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,736 - What? (building cracking) 615 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:50,970 - What's that sound? 616 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:51,804 (building cracking) - Shit. 617 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,805 Oh no, the walls are collapsing. 618 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,140 Run! 619 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,909 (door opening) 620 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,310 Oh my God! 621 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,445 Save yourselves! 622 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:00,612 - [Jake] Dammit, Anthony! 623 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:03,682 (dramatic music) 624 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:08,721 (building collapsing) (sirens blaring) 625 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:20,466 (dramatic music) 626 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:28,975 - Excuse me. 627 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:29,809 Can either one of you tell me 628 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,377 exactly what's going on here? 629 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,278 - Mister police sheriff, 630 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,913 I hired the best construction company 631 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,782 to build my tepidarium in that house. 632 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,649 There was two frauds who deceived me 633 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,718 and pretend to be sent by them. 634 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,652 - [Officer] Do you even know anybody 635 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:41,754 that would know about your construction? 636 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:42,588 - [Anthony] Well, I. 637 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:44,223 - All you fucking care about. 638 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:45,457 Mommy, mommy, mommy. 639 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,327 You know, I don't fucking get it Jake. 640 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,195 I don't. 641 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,897 - Just stand still, will ya? 642 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,599 - We just lost our house for fuck's sake, Jake. 643 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,534 - That's all right. 644 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,635 We still got Mom's money. 645 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:57,469 - What? 646 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:58,370 Mom's money? 647 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,506 Where is it, Jake? - What are you doing? 648 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,274 - You got it shoved up your butthole somewhere? 649 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:03,442 - Cut it out, man. 650 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:04,376 - No. 651 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,346 No one is gonna control my freedom, Jake. 652 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,214 No one. 653 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,048 - [Anthony] Joe. 654 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,883 - (screaming) No! 655 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:11,784 No! 656 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:12,618 No, no! 657 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:16,923 I'm leaving, Jake. 658 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,690 And you can't tell me what to do. 659 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:21,060 I'm gonna take my car and go anywhere I want. 660 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,331 (Joe grunting) 661 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:29,001 (door shutting) 662 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:34,406 (car attempting to start) 663 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,276 (screaming) Fuck! 664 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,514 - According to my global positioning system 665 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:46,485 we should reach Grandpa's house in two hours and 36 minutes. 666 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:49,521 Nancy, stop at the nearest store 667 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:52,624 so that we can buy some clothes for my dear brothers. 668 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,260 - Copy that, Mr. Anthony. 669 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,196 - Here you go, Jack. 670 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,730 This is my credit card. 671 00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:00,666 I will make sure you get reimbursed 672 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,601 for all the damage I've caused. 673 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,072 (traffic roaring) 674 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,440 - [Jake] Dude, are you beating off? 675 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,109 - [Joe] Fuck off, I'm stressed. 676 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,813 (chime ringing) 677 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:19,818 (footsteps falling) (playful music) 678 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,667 - Whoa, Jake, check this out. 679 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,370 They're giving away free necklaces. 680 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,506 - [Jake] Joe, we don't have time for that. 681 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,679 - Jake, check this thing out. 682 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,116 - Joe, quit fooling around. 683 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:50,950 - What are you talking about? 684 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,284 I'm buying this bad boy. 685 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,154 - [Jake] You're an idiot. 686 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,022 - I know. 687 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,658 Oh, hey Jake, will you hold this while I put these on? 688 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:01,727 - You're doing that right here? 689 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,829 There's a dressing room right around the corner. 690 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,064 - Well they've already seen us half naked. 691 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,098 What does it matter? 692 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,002 - Is this your jizz? 693 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,103 - Maybe. 694 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,571 - (groaning) You sick bastard! 695 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:13,539 - Oh, now it's on my hands. 696 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,174 - Oh, God, get off. 697 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,546 - Oh my God. 698 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:22,681 Is this jizz? 699 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:25,985 - He threw it. 700 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:26,953 - It's his jizz. 701 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,354 It's his jizz. - Oh my God. 702 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,089 It's everywhere! 703 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,991 So gross! 704 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,125 - Great, Joe. 705 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,461 Now this lady's been victimized by your jizz blanket. 706 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:36,862 - Hey, if you hadn't a thrown it. 707 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,430 - Yeah, if you weren't jerking off in the car 708 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,932 the blanket wouldn't have been all jizzy. 709 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:40,766 - Jizzy? 710 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:41,667 Is that even a word? 711 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,801 - You know what I mean. 712 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:43,669 - Hey! 713 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,074 You two jokers need to get the hell out of this store. 714 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:53,112 Now! 715 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,348 - Can I keep this? 716 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,383 - Gimme that. 717 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,553 (playful music) 718 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,289 - I can't take you anywhere. 719 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,690 - Hey, this was your fault. 720 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:13,399 - You know when I gave you my credit card, 721 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,702 I expected you to buy more than some cheap necklace. 722 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:17,703 - It's Joe's fault. 723 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,271 - Hey, don't blame me. 724 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,373 - If it wasn't for your fucking man chowder. 725 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,608 - If it wasn't for your fucking throw. 726 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,111 - Can we just go to another store? 727 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,745 - We don't have time. 728 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,781 I'm sure Grandpa provide you with some clothes from his own. 729 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,387 (dramatic music) 730 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,962 (engine purring) 731 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:54,173 (doorbell ringing) 732 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,775 (door opening) 733 00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,178 - It's a long story. 734 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,846 - Don't ask. 735 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:05,117 (Anthony screaming) 736 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,792 - Hey Grandpa, do you only have suits? 737 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,796 - Well excuse me for being classy most of the time. 738 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,599 - Do you happen to have a smaller size or something? 739 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:21,833 - Or a bigger one? 740 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,469 - Hey, I wear a convenience size. 741 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,472 It's not my fault that you're too slim and you're too fat. 742 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,573 - Hey now. (Jake laughing) 743 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:28,940 - It really doesn't matter. 744 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:32,711 It's better walk naked on our fun going out night. 745 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:33,879 - Fun going what now? 746 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,415 - According to my living schedule 747 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,085 tonight is our fun going out night. 748 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,819 Good thing you're already dressed. 749 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,689 Please excuse us, Grandpa. 750 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,124 - Oh no, don't you worry about me. 751 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,425 You go out and have fun now. 752 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,994 And please, take care of your brothers. 753 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,430 They're idiots, and they don't know what they're doing. 754 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,365 - Thanks Grandpa. 755 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,000 I love you too. 756 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,102 - I'm gonna go get some rest. 757 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,337 Now you take care of yourself pumpkin. 758 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,609 Try to be safe and don't do anything stupid. 759 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,712 Dickheads. 760 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,286 (Anthony sighing) 761 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:16,355 - You look great! 762 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,424 Let's go! 763 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,496 (birds chirping) 764 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,272 - So you come here often? 765 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,406 - From time to time. 766 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,642 - It's funny, I've never seen you here. 767 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,676 - Glad I am. 768 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:43,615 (pool balls clanking) (Joe cheering) 769 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:44,983 - In your face! 770 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,057 Jake. 771 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,761 (Joe hissing at Jake) 772 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:56,628 Jake. 773 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,032 (Joe hissing at Jake) 774 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:01,900 Jake. 775 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,436 - Excuse me, Sally. 776 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:07,973 What? 777 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,107 - Anthony wants you. 778 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,742 - Where is he? 779 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,344 - He's in the alleyway. 780 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,312 - What does he want? 781 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,913 - I don't know. 782 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:15,981 - Can't you see 783 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,449 I'm trying to hook up with this chick right now? 784 00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:18,950 If I leave, that guy at the end of the bar 785 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,051 is gonna take my spot. 786 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,220 - Who? 787 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,021 - Bearded guy at the end of the bar. 788 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,923 He's been looking at her all night. 789 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,558 Him and his handsome good looks. 790 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,962 - What do you want me to do? 791 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,030 - Go tell him I'm busy. 792 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,665 - Okay. 793 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,533 - No, wait. 794 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,769 What if he gets pissed? 795 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,738 - That's great! 796 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,540 We've been looking for a way to get rid of him. 797 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,542 Sounds like a plan. 798 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:44,810 - No, you idiot. 799 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,278 I'm talking about Grandpa. 800 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,279 What if he gets mad? 801 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,814 - Who cares. 802 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,883 - You want the guy that's holding our new fortune 803 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:52,951 to be mad at us? 804 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,119 - Fuck the money, Jake. 805 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,654 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 806 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:58,690 - All right, screw this chick. 807 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,226 Money's more important anyway. 808 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:03,662 - I could hold your seat for you. 809 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,964 - No you can't, 'cause you're a freak. 810 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,165 You're gonna scare her away. 811 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,336 - No, no, no, I won't say a word, I promise. 812 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,505 - Promise me you won't say a word? 813 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:15,207 - Swear. 814 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,309 - Just don't even look at her. 815 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,211 Play with your phone, order a drink, 816 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,479 and just be a dunce, okay? 817 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,347 - Got it. 818 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,319 - Sally, I'm so sorry, 819 00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,388 but I gotta go take an important phone call. 820 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:32,190 It might take a while, but I'll be back, I promise. 821 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,124 - Okay. 822 00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,060 - But until then, this complete stranger's 823 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,061 gonna take my spot 824 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,830 and not say a word until I get back. 825 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,842 - So, I don't want you to think I'm weird, 826 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,244 'cause I'm not weird, 827 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:54,580 it's just that I can't talk to you, 828 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:57,483 and it's not because you're not beautiful or anything, 829 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,686 you are gorgeous, and you have great tits. 830 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,789 It's just, I'm supposed to save this seat 831 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:07,092 for the hunky guy who just left, and not this fat ass. 832 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,728 (Joe giggling) 833 00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:14,700 I think I freaked her out. 834 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:22,808 (choking) Can I have another? 835 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,713 (shutter clicking) 836 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,020 - It's been a fucking half hour. 837 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,455 Where is this cocky bastard? 838 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:40,726 Fuck it. 839 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,563 Hey, you look really nice. 840 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,597 - Thank you, honey. 841 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:51,403 (shutter clicking) 842 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,038 - Free drinks for everybody. 843 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:55,641 (all cheering) 844 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,420 (Joe farting) 845 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,999 - Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 846 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,068 I've been waiting for you outside. 847 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,070 - Jack, how you doing? 848 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,606 Jack, this is Sally. 849 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,240 Sally, this is Jack. 850 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,642 - I know, we've met. 851 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,978 And my name is Jake, not Jack. 852 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,180 - I kinda like Jack. 853 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:36,047 - Me too. 854 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:38,650 Maybe you should change it sometime. 855 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,018 You ready to go, Sally? 856 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:40,886 - Yes. 857 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:54,633 - Jake! 858 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,934 Jake! 859 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:56,802 Jake! 860 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:00,772 Jake. 861 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,008 I think Anthony's trying to steal your girl. 862 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:14,252 - Joe, I thought you were homosexual, not sick. 863 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,455 (Sally giggling) 864 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,723 - Get the fuck off of me. 865 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,359 (Jake grunting) 866 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,828 - Here you go, Jack. 867 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:26,698 Sally and I are taking a taxi, and Nancy's on vacation. 868 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,101 You can use my credit card to pay for your drinks. 869 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:34,072 Please, Jack, don't drink and drive. 870 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,373 It could be very dangerous out there 871 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:37,609 and I promised Grandpa I'd take care of you. 872 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,613 So, you want anything from me before I leave? 873 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,584 Obviously not. 874 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,785 Have fun. Bye-bye. 875 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,427 - (grunting) Oh shit. 876 00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:01,132 - Hey sugar face. 877 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,000 - Oh fuck. 878 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,704 - [Bartender] It's declined. 879 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,540 - It can't be. 880 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:10,442 Can you try it again, please. 881 00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:11,810 - I've already tried four times. 882 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,645 It's not gonna go through, trust me. 883 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,314 - Well I have no cash on me. 884 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,249 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 885 00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,485 - I'll tell you what you could do. 886 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,152 You can work in my kitchen all night 887 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,954 or you can spend the night in jail. 888 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,224 There is a third option, you know? 889 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,459 - What's that? 890 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:29,495 - I can beat you up and we'll call it even. 891 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,996 - We'll take it. 892 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:31,897 - Shut up, dude. 893 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,601 - I'll pay for your drinks, 894 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:36,602 (Joe groaning) 895 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:37,903 As long as you spend the night with me. 896 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,471 - No thank you. 897 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:40,338 - Yes. - No. 898 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:42,173 - Yes. - What, no. 899 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,411 - Excuse us for a second. 900 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,013 - This might take a, please! 901 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,382 What are you doing? 902 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,752 - Joe, this is a golden opportunity 903 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,454 for you to experience your own (mumbling). 904 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,389 - What the fuck are you talking about? 905 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,860 - Just pretend he's a chick with a dick. 906 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,929 I know you're into chicks with dicks. 907 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,697 I've seen your pornos. 908 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:07,398 - But he doesn't have any boobs. 909 00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:09,635 - Just pretend he's a chick with flat boobs. 910 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,338 - Jake, he's got a beard for God's sake. 911 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,141 - Joe, you'll bang my cat, 912 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,576 but you won't have sex with a chick 913 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,444 with flat boobs, a dick, and a beard? 914 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,583 - No. 915 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:25,884 - Well first time for everything. 916 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,919 Line up the shots. 917 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:28,854 - Comin' right up. 918 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,891 (glasses clinking) 919 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:37,395 (liquid pouring) 920 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:42,901 (footsteps falling) 921 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:49,107 (water splashing) (Jake gasping) 922 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:52,611 - Rule number one, you can't sleep in the living room. 923 00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:56,214 I got three bedrooms upstairs you can rest your ass in. 924 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,117 - I hope that wasn't your piss bucket, Grandpa. 925 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,351 - Where's your brother? 926 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,555 - Upstairs. 927 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,457 - I'm going to wake him up. 928 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,601 (neck cracking) 929 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:24,375 - Oh shit. (dramatic music) 930 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,113 Grandpa, you know what? 931 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,480 Joe had a rough night. 932 00:42:29,514 --> 00:42:31,016 Maybe we should let him get some rest. 933 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:31,983 - Bullshit. 934 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:33,785 Everyone gets up at nine in Grandpa's house. 935 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,754 - Grandpa, no, no, no, no, no. 936 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,590 - Did you know about this? 937 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:40,759 - Joe, wake up. 938 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,427 Joe, wake up. 939 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,361 (Joe stammering) 940 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,963 - Joe, what is this? 941 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,366 - Grandpa, it's not what it looks like. 942 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,568 This is just a chick with a dick, 943 00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:52,237 who happens to have a beard. 944 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,438 - What? 945 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,539 - It was Jake's idea. 946 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,042 - I can explain. 947 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,482 (Joe slurping) 948 00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,418 - So you're gay now? 949 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,519 - Omnisexual. 950 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,790 - What the hell does that mean? 951 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:13,458 - What the hell do you care? 952 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:14,292 - Nah, you're right. 953 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:15,260 Why would I care? 954 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,595 You can bang whatever you want. 955 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,897 - Yes I can. 956 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,266 - Grandpa, I'm so sorry about last night. 957 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:22,167 - Sit down, Jake. 958 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:27,973 What's wrong with you? 959 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:29,875 Why are you acting like this? 960 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:33,311 - Because you have no idea how crazy Anthony's making us. 961 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,747 He gave me a bad credit card at the bar last night 962 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,182 to pay for drinks, when he knew 963 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,817 we didn't have any cash on us. 964 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,852 - I'm sure that was just an honest mistake. 965 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:44,055 - No, it wasn't, and that's the problem. 966 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:46,391 - I know why you're frustrated Jake. 967 00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,893 You're just jealous. 968 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,461 - Jealous of what? 969 00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:53,431 - He's good looking, rich, and sophisticated. 970 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,301 He's not 30 yet, and he's already accomplished more 971 00:43:56,334 --> 00:43:58,904 than you have in your entire lives. 972 00:43:58,937 --> 00:43:59,871 - Grandpa, I'm not. 973 00:43:59,905 --> 00:44:02,607 - I'm not changing my mind. 974 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,743 Until the end of next month you two 975 00:44:04,776 --> 00:44:09,114 are gonna do whatever it takes to keep Anthony pleased. 976 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,749 Now, if you'll excuse me. 977 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:14,886 I have a convention in LA that I need to attend. 978 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,922 - Grandpa, can we at least talk about this? 979 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:19,657 - You can talk about whatever you want, 980 00:44:19,691 --> 00:44:23,228 but your mama's will will not be ignored. 981 00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:25,997 (dramatic music) 982 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:34,906 - [Joe] Now what? 983 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,408 - I don't know. 984 00:44:37,442 --> 00:44:40,545 (woman moaning) 985 00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:41,579 - Did you hear that? 986 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:44,883 - I've been hearing it all night. 987 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,252 - Why didn't I hear it? 988 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:50,789 - Maybe it's because you were too busy 989 00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:53,224 stuffing a strange man's member into your fat ass. 990 00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,392 - Hey, fuck you, Jake. 991 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,227 This is your fucking fault. 992 00:44:56,261 --> 00:44:57,829 If you hadn't got me hammered last night 993 00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:59,330 so that guy would pay for our drinks, 994 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,066 we wouldn't be in this mess. 995 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:04,669 I'm tired of your selfishness and your fucking attitude. 996 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,371 - My attitude? 997 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,439 What about that fucking weirdo up there? 998 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,641 - Maybe if you didn't care for Mom's money so much, 999 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,277 we wouldn't be living with him. 1000 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,545 - Mom wanted this, I didn't. 1001 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,247 And I'm not giving away my cut of the money 1002 00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:17,682 because of that fucking chode. 1003 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,119 - I'm not spending 45 days kissing his ass 1004 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,821 for Mom's stupid fortune. 1005 00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:25,590 - Dude, get back here! 1006 00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:26,457 Joe! 1007 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:31,362 (yelling) God damn it! 1008 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,300 (Jake sighing) 1009 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,740 Hey. 1010 00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:43,608 - Go away. 1011 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,914 - What are you doing? 1012 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:50,115 - What's it look like I'm doing? 1013 00:45:50,148 --> 00:45:51,016 I'm leaving. 1014 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:54,719 (bag rustling) 1015 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,821 - Those are Grandpa's suits. 1016 00:45:55,854 --> 00:45:57,088 You know that, right? 1017 00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:58,689 - Yeah, I know. 1018 00:45:58,723 --> 00:45:59,657 I figured I could sell them 1019 00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,526 and still make some money off of him. 1020 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,499 I can't do it anymore, Jake. 1021 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,667 I just want to live. 1022 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,536 You can have it all. 1023 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:13,905 - It doesn't work like that, man. 1024 00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:18,343 Grandpa said we both need to live with him for 45 days. 1025 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,978 - I can't take it anymore. 1026 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:21,712 - Me either. 1027 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:25,416 But I want, I need you to bear with me. 1028 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:29,320 I know I've been acting like a big douche bag. 1029 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,823 - Oh, you're always a douche bag. 1030 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:34,860 - My point is, I can't do this without you. 1031 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,595 Don't worry. 1032 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:38,663 I'll talk to him this afternoon. 1033 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:41,199 I'll tell him that he can't treat us like this. 1034 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:45,270 We're his older brothers, he will show us some respect. 1035 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,771 - First you gotta check his living schedule, 1036 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,007 and make sure he's available. 1037 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,608 - Oh, yeah, that thing. 1038 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,742 You still have it? 1039 00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:53,879 - Yeah, he gave me another one last night. 1040 00:46:58,183 --> 00:46:59,985 Oh shit, what's today? 1041 00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:01,186 Sunday? 1042 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:02,053 - Sure. 1043 00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:06,391 - Today's his puffin' nuff' for relaxation day. 1044 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:07,926 - His what? 1045 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:08,927 - I don't know. 1046 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,764 (dramatic music) 1047 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,980 - Hello, my brothers. 1048 00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:31,049 - What's with the Chinese hat? 1049 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:33,318 - Light is too bright in here, I can't change it. 1050 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,619 It's Grandpa's house, so. 1051 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,989 - Anthony, we need to talk. 1052 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,124 - Sure, I'm listening. 1053 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:43,761 - First I want to say, we're so happy to have you here, 1054 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:45,130 staying with us. 1055 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:46,864 - Actually, where's the magazine? 1056 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,033 I want to have magazine back, please. 1057 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:49,901 Yeah, I just want to see something really quick. 1058 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,339 (playful music) 1059 00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:59,510 Continue, I'm listening. 1060 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:07,085 - As I was saying, we're really pleased to have you here. 1061 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:07,919 - Just five seconds. 1062 00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:08,819 Can you flip that page? 1063 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:11,189 I'm actually done reading this. 1064 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,323 - Enough of this shit. 1065 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,625 What do you want from us, huh? 1066 00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:16,794 - What are you talking about? 1067 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,863 - What are you getting out of all of this? 1068 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,066 - Brother, I can surely confirm to you 1069 00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:23,034 that there is no problem, whatsoever. 1070 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,971 - Why did you give us a bad credit card last night? 1071 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,538 - It could be an honest mistake. 1072 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,740 - Bullshit, you did it on purpose. 1073 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:32,143 - You know, now is really good time to read that book 1074 00:48:32,177 --> 00:48:33,011 I gave you. 1075 00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,245 It's written by one of the best writers. 1076 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,314 (Anthony screaming) 1077 00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,116 - Listen to me, god damn it! 1078 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:40,986 Get out of this delusional world you're living in! 1079 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:43,421 And stop fucking with us! 1080 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:47,692 We're you're older brothers, and you will listen to us! 1081 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:48,559 You hear me? 1082 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:56,201 (Anthony screaming) (dramatic music) 1083 00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:02,807 (Anthony grunting) 1084 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:23,094 (footsteps crunching) 1085 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,671 There goes the two million dollars. 1086 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:36,307 Sorry about that, man. 1087 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,608 - That's okay. 1088 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,844 I never dreamed I'd be a millionaire anyway. 1089 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,280 - Is Anthony hurt? 1090 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,448 - I think he's fine. 1091 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:47,085 I don't know if he's told Grandpa yet, though. 1092 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,189 - Joe, we need to come up with a plan. 1093 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,558 - For what? 1094 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,860 - A plan to control him. 1095 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:58,463 Lately he's been pulling the strings. 1096 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,365 We need to change that. 1097 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:02,800 Without him feeling in control, do you know what I mean? 1098 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,834 - No. 1099 00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:06,437 - His living schedule's fucking us up. 1100 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:08,773 He's using it to get on our nerves. 1101 00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:11,209 We can't keep an eye on every one of his motions, 1102 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:12,810 we need to change that. 1103 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,944 - Well, how? 1104 00:50:13,978 --> 00:50:15,513 - Come up with something smart. 1105 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:18,883 - A road trip. 1106 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,619 - That's your definition of being smart? 1107 00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:22,587 - I don't know, Jake. 1108 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,721 I'm stupid. 1109 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,992 - Wait, that's actually not a bad idea. 1110 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,228 If we go on a road trip, he'd be trapped in a car 1111 00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,829 like a fucking child. 1112 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,698 That way we can guide him. 1113 00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:35,066 Joe, it's pretty genius. 1114 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,734 - I know. 1115 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,436 - We'll tell him we're going on a road trip, 1116 00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:41,306 show him around the state, show him a few places, 1117 00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:44,375 show him that we love him, and then throw him in the woods. 1118 00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:45,843 - Not what I said. 1119 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,011 - I know. 1120 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,847 I'm embellishing a little bit, but let me relish this. 1121 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,715 - Okay. 1122 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:56,921 (Jake knocking) 1123 00:50:56,954 --> 00:50:57,855 - Come in. 1124 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:00,225 - Hey. - Hey. 1125 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,628 - Wow! 1126 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:04,995 This room looks so much better 1127 00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,931 than the shithole we used to have. 1128 00:51:10,968 --> 00:51:12,237 Is this real? 1129 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,205 - Is there any reason behind your surprising visit, 1130 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,106 brother Jack? 1131 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:21,312 - Yeah, I just want to talk about what happened earlier. 1132 00:51:21,346 --> 00:51:23,781 Listen, I'm really sorry about what I did. 1133 00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:24,949 - Don't worry about it. 1134 00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:26,851 Would you like some juice? 1135 00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:27,918 - Some juice? 1136 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,019 (Anthony grunting) 1137 00:51:29,053 --> 00:51:30,521 Sure. 1138 00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:31,356 - Have a seat. 1139 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:35,793 Here you go. 1140 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,365 - This is a funny looking juice box. 1141 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,634 What kind of juice is this anyway? 1142 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:45,370 - It's purified monkey's urine, mixed with sweets. 1143 00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:47,872 (Jake spitting) 1144 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,140 It's good for your brain. 1145 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:53,811 - If you drink this everyday, that explains so much. 1146 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:54,679 - Pardon me? 1147 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,316 - So, Joe and I were thinking 1148 00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,117 about taking you on a road trip. 1149 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:01,652 What do you say? 1150 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:03,120 - A road trip? 1151 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,556 - Yeah, you know, we'll take you around the state. 1152 00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:07,392 Take you to a few places here and there, 1153 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:10,161 and kind of show you what we're all about. 1154 00:52:10,195 --> 00:52:11,329 - Sounds fun. 1155 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,231 Let's go tomorrow. 1156 00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:14,932 - (breathing out) Yeah. 1157 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,201 Yeah, we can go tomorrow. 1158 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,405 So, is everything good between us? 1159 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:21,939 - Jack, you're my brother. 1160 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,107 If anything, 1161 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,443 I should be apologizing for the way I was acting too. 1162 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,445 No hard feelings between us. 1163 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,479 - All right. 1164 00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:31,749 Well, I should probably go get ready then. 1165 00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:32,583 - Before you go. 1166 00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,119 Can you give this juice box to Joe. 1167 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,287 I'm sure he'll like it. 1168 00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:41,526 - Here you go. 1169 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:43,127 - What's that? 1170 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,462 - It's apple juice. 1171 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,963 It's good for the brain. 1172 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,298 God knows you need that. 1173 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:49,767 - Where you going? 1174 00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,937 - I'm going to pack, 1175 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:55,005 because we're going on a road trip. 1176 00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:57,475 - Sweet. 1177 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,951 (upbeat music) 1178 00:53:58,536 --> 00:53:59,770 - Where's your suit? 1179 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:02,239 I thought you said we were wearing suits? 1180 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,642 - I'm not wearing a suit on a road trip. 1181 00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,711 - But you told me to wear a suit. 1182 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,313 I look stupid. 1183 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,547 - No, you look fine. 1184 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,617 Suits with torn sleeves and pants are a new look. 1185 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:13,784 You're good. 1186 00:54:13,818 --> 00:54:15,320 - Well, where'd you find those shorts? 1187 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,322 I don't see Grandpa wearing shorts. 1188 00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:18,423 - Pretty sweet though, huh? 1189 00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:20,658 Found 'em in the back of one of his closets. 1190 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:23,428 Check out these chicks. 1191 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,196 - They're really hot. 1192 00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:27,632 They must be really into us. 1193 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,635 You think it's the suit? 1194 00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:33,538 - (laughing) Yeah, it's definitely the suit. 1195 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:34,472 Looking fresh. 1196 00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:38,943 Well, watch and learn, my brother. 1197 00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:41,612 I'm gonna show you how to pick up chicks Jakey style. 1198 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,583 - Is that like tiger style? 1199 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:48,185 - Now you listen to me. 1200 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:50,355 This deal is going down tonight. 1201 00:54:50,388 --> 00:54:53,458 And no, I'm not settling for less than 40 million dollars, 1202 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:54,992 you hear me? 1203 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:58,396 You know I'm not the kind of guy that sells things cheap. 1204 00:54:58,429 --> 00:54:59,530 - Hey rich guy? 1205 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:01,766 - All right, I gotta go. 1206 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:02,933 I'll talk to you later. 1207 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:05,035 Me? 1208 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,804 - Yeah, you. 1209 00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:08,373 Is this your house? 1210 00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:09,607 - Why yes it is. 1211 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,342 Why do you ask? 1212 00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:13,411 - Can you give me a tour? 1213 00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:14,745 - Definitely. 1214 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:16,280 Where would you like to start? 1215 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:20,184 - How about the bedroom? 1216 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,355 - I have to warn ya, things get pretty wild in there. 1217 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:28,559 - Wow! 1218 00:55:28,593 --> 00:55:29,727 That actually worked. 1219 00:55:33,698 --> 00:55:35,065 - Hey! 1220 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:42,373 - Yes, sell the house for 50 million dollars. 1221 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:45,576 Then take that 50 million dollars, 1222 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:49,447 because it is my 50 million dollars, 1223 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,348 and put it in the appropriate place, 1224 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:55,520 because it is my 50 million dollars. 1225 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,089 (phone beeping) 1226 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,658 What's up sweet things? 1227 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,126 - [Woman #1] Oh, hey you. - [Woman #2] Hey. 1228 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:05,430 - Do you want a tour of my bedroom? 1229 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:06,897 - Do you have stuffed animals? 1230 00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:07,965 - [Joe] Of course I have stuffed animals. 1231 00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:10,367 Who doesn't have stuffed animals in their bedroom? 1232 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:11,201 - [Woman #2] Well let's go. 1233 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,036 - Hell yeah. 1234 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:13,838 Jakey style's workin'. 1235 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,205 Yeah. 1236 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,306 - Can you get away? 1237 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,408 Ready to go? Ready to go? 1238 00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:18,643 - [Joe] Where are we going? 1239 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:19,710 (clothes ripping) 1240 00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:22,513 - Hey! (screaming) 1241 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:24,248 Hey! 1242 00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:28,586 - What the fuck? 1243 00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:34,291 - Joe, you lost your clothes already? 1244 00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:36,761 Why can't you be like your brother Jack? 1245 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,195 - Who's this guy? 1246 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:39,730 Why'd he just call you Jack? 1247 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:41,699 - That's our amusement clown. 1248 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,733 - I'm Anthony. 1249 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:43,868 This is Joe. 1250 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,636 We are Jack's brothers. 1251 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:48,005 - These are your brothers? 1252 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,840 - No, no, no. - Yes. 1253 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:53,043 - (laughing) This is getting weird. 1254 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,211 Yeah, I'm gonna. 1255 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,746 - Wait, wait, wait. - Go. 1256 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,314 - I didn't get your number yet. 1257 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:01,452 - [Joe] Bye. 1258 00:57:01,486 --> 00:57:03,988 - She sounds like a really nice girl. 1259 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:09,026 So, ready for our fun going adventure? 1260 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,996 - Whoo. 1261 00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:12,830 - Well, I guess not. 1262 00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:14,599 Well, I'm sure once we start, 1263 00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,467 this upset will turn to sunset. 1264 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:17,334 Let's go. 1265 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,570 - Can I get some pants? 1266 00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:36,286 (bag rustling) 1267 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,666 - Doing all right, little brother? 1268 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,735 - I'm doing just fine, but this sun is really annoying, 1269 00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:52,169 it's hitting my eyes. 1270 00:57:52,202 --> 00:57:53,804 Can you raise the window a little bit? 1271 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:54,905 - Sure. 1272 00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:57,675 (window whirring) 1273 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:58,943 How's that? 1274 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,978 - Not the glass, the metal. 1275 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:01,812 - The what? 1276 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:02,647 - The metal. 1277 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,314 Can you raise the metal little bit? 1278 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,518 - No, we can't raise the god damn, 1279 00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:08,753 son of a bitch frame up. 1280 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:11,088 - You okay, Joe? 1281 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:13,658 - No, I'm not okay, Jake. 1282 00:58:13,691 --> 00:58:15,125 'Cause every time we're in the car, 1283 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,761 I'm the one who has to be naked. 1284 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:20,565 - Well you're half naked this time, so deal with it! 1285 00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:22,567 - Gimme your vest. 1286 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:26,971 - What are you doing? 1287 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,438 - I'm frustrated. 1288 00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:32,743 - Joe, don't you dare cum inside my vest. 1289 00:58:32,777 --> 00:58:34,579 - I can cum wherever I want. 1290 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:36,380 - God stop touching yourself! 1291 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:37,815 - You can't tell me what to do! 1292 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,150 - Get your nasty dick beaters off my vest! 1293 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:40,985 (tires screeching) 1294 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,887 (Jake screaming) 1295 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,321 Holy crap, man. 1296 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,923 Get your nasty fingers off of me! 1297 00:58:45,956 --> 00:58:47,925 - Let go of the vest! 1298 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,594 (car horn honking) 1299 00:58:49,627 --> 00:58:53,097 (tires screeching) (car crashing) 1300 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:53,931 - Great! 1301 00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:55,232 You see what you made me do! 1302 00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:57,902 - What happened? 1303 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,705 - I think one of the tires blew. 1304 00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:10,247 - Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. 1305 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,387 - Cum on this thing. 1306 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:25,129 (trunk opening) 1307 00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:30,200 Of course he doesn't have a spare. 1308 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:31,636 - Where the hell is Anthony? 1309 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,905 - I have no fucking clue. 1310 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,807 (Joe sighing) 1311 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:39,610 (trunk slamming) 1312 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,282 - Where do you think he went? 1313 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:46,550 - I don't know. 1314 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,519 I hope to go get a new tire, or get some help for us. 1315 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:51,121 - Well, is that what he said? 1316 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:53,423 - He said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." 1317 00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:55,359 - Well, what if he didn't find anyone? 1318 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,729 - Anthony may be the weirdest fucking kid 1319 00:59:58,763 --> 00:59:59,864 I've ever met in my life, 1320 00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:01,866 but he's kind of smart in his own way. 1321 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,801 I'm sure he'll come up with something. 1322 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:06,470 (dramatic music) 1323 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:07,872 - [Anthony] I'm back, my brothers. 1324 01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:08,873 - [Jake] But did you find anything? 1325 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:09,774 - I sure did. 1326 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:28,525 - Anthony, what are you doing? 1327 01:00:28,558 --> 01:00:29,559 - Just wait. 1328 01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:36,366 (door opening) 1329 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:42,006 (door closing) 1330 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:46,343 Now I can have some sleep. 1331 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:50,781 (Anthony snoring) 1332 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:55,652 - What was you plan B? 1333 01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,154 - To get rid of him. 1334 01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:58,488 - Yeah, you wanna do that? 1335 01:00:58,522 --> 01:01:00,324 - Let's get the fuck outta here. 1336 01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:11,368 Are you fucking kidding me? 1337 01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:22,446 I need a drink, 1338 01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:25,382 Go grab a seat, come on. 1339 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:36,226 - I'm telling you Jake, Anthony is dangerous. 1340 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,465 - Need I remind you that what just happened on the road 1341 01:01:41,498 --> 01:01:42,299 was your fault, Joe. 1342 01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:44,401 - Well, yeah, but forget that. 1343 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,003 To everything up to that point. 1344 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:49,373 I'm telling you, in a month's time, 1345 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,808 Anthony will have killed us. 1346 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,543 We still have time, Jake. 1347 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:56,380 Let's go to Grandpa, and just say fuck the money. 1348 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:59,416 - Are you fucking serious right now? 1349 01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:02,019 There's no way I'm gonna squander the opportunity 1350 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:03,754 to become a millionaire. 1351 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,655 I'm in this no matter what it takes. 1352 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,625 - Excuse me, sir, we don't allow our customers 1353 01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:10,060 to sit in their underwear. 1354 01:02:10,094 --> 01:02:11,128 - Who are you? 1355 01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:12,596 - [Manager] I'm the assistant manager. 1356 01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:15,632 - Oh, the assistant manager. 1357 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:16,967 Do you see a sign here that says 1358 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,535 customers can't sit in their underwear? 1359 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:19,736 - Sir? - 'Cause I don't see. 1360 01:02:19,770 --> 01:02:20,604 You're a racist! 1361 01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:21,438 - What? 1362 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,406 How is that racist? 1363 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,374 - You're kicking me out because I'm fat. 1364 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,709 - All right, this is ridiculous. 1365 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,779 - This is America, young sir. 1366 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,382 Yep, this is a free country. 1367 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,519 Yeah, yeah, do all you see this? 1368 01:02:35,552 --> 01:02:36,720 Michael Phelps. 1369 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,688 Still being ridiculous now? 1370 01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:39,756 Yeah, how's that? 1371 01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:41,125 How do you like that? 1372 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,460 Mister assistant manager. 1373 01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:45,295 - [Manager] All right. (Joe chuckling) 1374 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:47,231 - Getting a big tough guy, huh? 1375 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,465 Gonna do the back stroke. 1376 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:49,333 - All right! 1377 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,906 (Joe grunting) 1378 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:56,841 - Fuck my ass! 1379 01:02:56,874 --> 01:02:58,342 You lost my business. 1380 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,310 - Was all that necessary? 1381 01:03:00,344 --> 01:03:02,179 - I'm losing my mind, Jake. 1382 01:03:02,212 --> 01:03:04,648 - Joe, you're worrying too much. 1383 01:03:04,681 --> 01:03:07,017 Like I said, Anthony is harmless. 1384 01:03:07,051 --> 01:03:11,188 (dramatic music) (feet crunching) 1385 01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:13,991 (Joe screaming) 1386 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:17,094 (tires screeching) (car crashing) 1387 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:19,763 (footsteps falling) 1388 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,566 (engine running) 1389 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:31,108 Anthony, this is the coffee shop you wanted me to stop at? 1390 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,078 - Yes, according to the internet, it's the best one around. 1391 01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:37,381 - Okay. 1392 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:40,217 - Wait, can I get my wallet from the trunk. 1393 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,886 Give me the keys. 1394 01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:43,287 - I'll just pop the trunk. 1395 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,154 - Don't bother. 1396 01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:45,455 The button does not work. 1397 01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:51,661 - Fucking leave it. 1398 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:57,101 (door closing) 1399 01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:59,937 I'm stuck! (Anthony yelling) 1400 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:00,938 - [Joe] Anthony, this way. 1401 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:02,973 - [Jake] Anthony, tighten the fuck up here. 1402 01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:09,246 - [Anthony] We're good. 1403 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:13,017 - Okay. (doors closing) 1404 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:13,951 - Thank you. 1405 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,285 - [Barista] Of course, have a great day. 1406 01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:16,921 - Hello. - [Barista] Hello. 1407 01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:21,491 - Can I get a small coffee with two cream, 1408 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,295 a quarter cube of sugar, and five stirs please? 1409 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:28,432 God damn it. 1410 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,500 She stir it six times instead of five. 1411 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:31,668 - [Man] Dog, but I told that nigger 1412 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,803 if he got something to say, he can say it to my face, 1413 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:34,804 the punk, for real. 1414 01:04:34,838 --> 01:04:35,839 - Hey, Jake? 1415 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,007 What is a (car horn honking)? 1416 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,910 - Hey, Anthony, don't say that. 1417 01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:41,345 That's a racist word man. 1418 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:44,314 - What does racist mean? 1419 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:45,815 - What does racist mean? 1420 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,385 It means, when a dominant. 1421 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:52,389 - It means that only African-Americans can say it. 1422 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,025 (Anthony moaning) 1423 01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:56,126 - [Man] 'Sup bro, (mumbling) suit, man. 1424 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,661 - Oh, thank you (car horn honking). 1425 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:01,665 - Yo, man, you just call me the N-word? 1426 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:02,499 - N-word? 1427 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:03,567 Why is it bad? 1428 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,468 - Why is it bad? 1429 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:05,936 The hell you think? 1430 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:07,404 - Oh, the two gentlemen over there 1431 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:11,241 told me that the word can only be used on black people. 1432 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:13,343 - Oh, is that so. 1433 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:18,415 Hey, where you all from? 1434 01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,185 - We're from Greece. 1435 01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,020 We don't know what word mean. 1436 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:25,589 - No, no, we're American. 1437 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:28,792 This was just a huge misunderstanding. 1438 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:29,893 What I said, it was, 1439 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:33,263 the word could be used between black people, 1440 01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:38,302 not on black. (dramatic music) 1441 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,205 - Joe? 1442 01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:42,239 Run! - Okay. 1443 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,275 - Get back here! 1444 01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:50,714 - Wait, what about Anthony? 1445 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,049 - Who gives a fuck about Anthony? 1446 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:52,916 Get in! 1447 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,688 Shit, I don't have the keys! 1448 01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:00,090 - Well, where are they? 1449 01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:01,391 - Aw, they're with Anthony! 1450 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,792 - Well, lock the doors. 1451 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:06,230 - We don't have a fucking windshield. 1452 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:08,999 - Fuck! 1453 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:13,070 Jake! - [Jake] Oh shit! 1454 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:13,903 - Jake! 1455 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:14,938 Jake! 1456 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:15,805 Jake! 1457 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:20,310 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, 1458 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:23,580 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 1459 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:24,414 (Joe screaming) 1460 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:27,151 (metal clanging) 1461 01:06:27,184 --> 01:06:28,585 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1462 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:29,519 - But I didn't say anything. 1463 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:31,488 That wasn't me, I promise you. 1464 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:32,589 Dude, I would never do that. 1465 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,524 - Don't worry, my brothers. 1466 01:06:34,558 --> 01:06:36,960 I will get help as soon as I get home. 1467 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,362 - [Jake] Anthony, fuck you! 1468 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:45,302 (car starting) 1469 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,079 (door opening) 1470 01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:00,217 - Where is he? 1471 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:03,019 - Anthony, you'd better be awake, 1472 01:07:03,887 --> 01:07:05,489 'cause we're coming to get ya. 1473 01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:09,459 (both collapsing) 1474 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:18,768 (water splashing) (Joe spitting) 1475 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:22,339 - What did I say about sleeping in the living room? 1476 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:26,176 - Jesus Grandpa! 1477 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:34,351 (Joe groaning) 1478 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,686 - I have some great news for you guys. 1479 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,787 - Anthony's dead. 1480 01:07:39,123 --> 01:07:41,358 - I just came back from the lawyer's office. 1481 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,227 We went back over your mother's will. 1482 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:45,529 - And? 1483 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,297 - And he said he made a mistake. 1484 01:07:47,331 --> 01:07:49,533 Turns out you guys don't have to live with Anthony 1485 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:50,634 for 45 days. 1486 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:54,003 (Joe and Jake cheering) 1487 01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:57,741 It's actually 45 weeks. 1488 01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:00,710 - [Both] What? 1489 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:04,181 - We misinterpreted the will. 1490 01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:07,851 Turns out it's 45 weeks, not 45 days. 1491 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:10,854 - Nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1492 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:14,858 No, no, no, no! 1493 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,364 - Grandpa, please. 1494 01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:23,066 Please give us our cut of the money already. 1495 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,869 We've been through a lot, and I can't take anymore of this. 1496 01:08:25,902 --> 01:08:28,405 I mean, look at my face for Christ's sakes. 1497 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,739 - Anthony did that? 1498 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:31,708 - No, but his actions did. 1499 01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,744 He's driving us crazy, and he's doing it on purpose 1500 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,280 to just fuck with us! 1501 01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:40,684 I've had enough of that creature already! 1502 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:43,487 Now please, Grandpa, do the right thing, 1503 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,954 and give us some of that money. 1504 01:08:44,988 --> 01:08:45,789 - Jake. 1505 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,057 - Just enough to get a new house. 1506 01:08:48,091 --> 01:08:48,992 - I'm sorry, Jake. 1507 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:51,728 I can not ignore your mother's will. 1508 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,598 - Well then fuck you and Mom's will. 1509 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,600 You can keep it all for yourself. 1510 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,768 I bet that was the plan from the beginning. 1511 01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:08,278 - So this is what it takes to get your attention, Jake? 1512 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,947 - What the hell are you talking about? 1513 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,250 - I'm talking about the fact that you haven't called me 1514 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,751 in five years. 1515 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,986 So suddenly I turn up with two million dollars, 1516 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:18,888 and you're ready to do whatever it takes 1517 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,557 to spend time with the family. 1518 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,825 - That's not the point. 1519 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:22,926 - What's the point then? 1520 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:25,128 - The point is is that you're so god damn stubborn 1521 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,030 to commit to Mom's will, when all it is 1522 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,366 is a stupid piece of paper. 1523 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:31,000 - What if I told you I made this up, 1524 01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:32,869 just to teach you a lesson? 1525 01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:35,272 - Don't fuck with me right now! 1526 01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:36,473 - Take a look yourself. 1527 01:09:42,078 --> 01:09:44,814 Anthony's real name is Carlos Pizarro. 1528 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,950 He's an Austrian actor that I hired 1529 01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:50,687 just to make you pay for ignoring me for five years. 1530 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,527 - So you destroyed our house, 1531 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:59,663 made me quit my job, 1532 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:01,130 and ruined our lives, 1533 01:10:01,164 --> 01:10:04,734 because I haven't called you in five years? 1534 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:07,337 - Well, it has also been kind of fun, 1535 01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:11,541 'cause he's had a body cam the entire time. (laughing) 1536 01:10:11,575 --> 01:10:13,277 - Well, I hope you were entertained, 1537 01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:16,145 'cause you just lost your grandsons forever. 1538 01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:17,013 - Jake. 1539 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,715 - Don't talk to me, Grandpa! 1540 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:22,652 - Your mom really is a millionaire. 1541 01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:26,189 - Is? 1542 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,292 What do you mean by is? 1543 01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:30,994 - Look to your left. 1544 01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:35,499 (inspirational music) 1545 01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:37,934 Your mom really was in a coma for five years. 1546 01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:41,204 When she woke up, the first thing she wanted to see 1547 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,071 was you Jake. 1548 01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:53,450 (Mom crying) 1549 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:05,194 - So where is Joe, anyway? 1550 01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:06,863 - Joe didn't take this so well. 1551 01:11:06,896 --> 01:11:10,300 - (yelling) No! 1552 01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:12,836 (Joe panting) 1553 01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,541 - There's food out. 1554 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:18,742 I'm sure he'll show up. 1555 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:23,279 (fingers tapping) 1556 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:24,247 What's that? 1557 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,515 - Two million dollars. 1558 01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:29,853 (Jake laughing) 1559 01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:35,659 - Yeah, but Mom's still alive. 1560 01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:37,694 - It's my net worth. 1561 01:11:39,262 --> 01:11:40,597 Start a business. 1562 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:44,534 (Jake laughing) 1563 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:50,907 - You know what? 1564 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,275 I don't need it. 1565 01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:55,645 I have everything I need right here. 1566 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,218 - Man, I am starving. 1567 01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:03,787 What's for lunch? 1568 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,155 - Man, I haven't eaten alL day. 1569 01:12:06,189 --> 01:12:07,424 - What's going on, Ray? 1570 01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:08,257 - I'm good, Freddy. 1571 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:09,092 How are you? 1572 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,527 - Same ol' shit, man. 1573 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,329 (Ray and Freddy laughing) 1574 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:14,163 - Excuse me there, partner. 1575 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:15,799 I just want to get this dressing. 1576 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:18,234 - [Ricky] Steve? 1577 01:12:18,267 --> 01:12:19,168 - Ricky! 1578 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,003 - [Ricky] How you doing? 1579 01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:20,837 - How are you doing? 1580 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:21,971 I'm doing good. 1581 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,007 - You know, just trying to blow up some more houses. 1582 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,308 (Steve and Ricky laughing) 1583 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,643 Hey. 1584 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,011 Oh, this food looks great. 1585 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,579 Can't wait to dig in. 1586 01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:30,580 Thanks Ray. 1587 01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:31,815 - You're welcome, Ricky. 1588 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,918 - You're welcome, Ricky? 1589 01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:37,220 Grandpa, what the hell's going on right here? 1590 01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:39,188 - Let's see here. 1591 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:43,593 Ricky and Mitch, I hired them to destroy your house. 1592 01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:45,228 Freddy, he's an actor that I hired 1593 01:12:45,261 --> 01:12:46,162 to play the angry black man 1594 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197 that you typically see in movies. 1595 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,199 - So, wait. 1596 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:54,337 You hired all these people to be in on this? 1597 01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:59,275 - Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 1598 01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:07,751 (upbeat music) (Jake laughing) 1599 01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,223 - (cheering) Yes! 1600 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:20,564 - What the? 1601 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,199 (upbeat music) 102116