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In a time where your online
profile

defines who, how and where you date,

we strip away the likes
and the swipes,

leaving only the unfiltered truth.

As we have a more instinctive
way to find love.

Can picking a partner based
solely on natural beauty...

Oh. Wowzers.

OK.

..help you find the one?

Ah! Wow.

This is the first time
I have seen a vagina.

Yeehaw! Whoa-ha-ha!

We like to start where
a good date ends...

Time to see some poon-poon.

..naked.

Tonight, a teacher, a demolition
worker, and an engineer

let it all hang
out for their potential soulmates.

Come on. Let's see them! They look
like they've got babies in there.

What is that?

Lick the lizard.

Right, I'm looking for the dick that
I want to suck for the first time.

Would that hurt me though?

I had 17 piercings.

You had.. I've only got six now.

I've never had a tit wank before.

We know it's what's
on the inside that counts...

He can make his cock move.

Oh, my God.

But you've got
to like what's on the outside first.

Woo!

You're what I call sex on legs.

They're bangers, innit?

So you're the queen of the blowjob?

Blimey.

It's time to try dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction.

And like a good Enid Blyton book,

we've got seven singletons looking
to be adventurous

with Dick and Fanny.

Now, inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Ian. I'm a 75-year-old

retired engineer from North
Yorkshire.

For 30 years, I was definitely
straight,

one woman man.

I was married to Gloria for 31
years,

a long and happy marriage.

After Gloria died,

I started to come out as a nudist.

The biggest secret that I've got

is my sexuality.

I found that men were more
interested in me than women,

so why cut out half the population?

I'm absolutely hopeless at dating.

And I wouldn't know a chat up line
if I fell over it.

Last time I went on a date

was probably 1975.

I've now been so many
years on my own,

it is probably time to find
another relationship,

and enjoy life while I can.

Ian, welcome to Naked Attraction.
Thank you.

You are our oldest ever picker,

at 75 years old.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I did want to get
it on my bucket list.

What are you looking for, Ian,
in your new dating partner?

A companion. Mm.

Someone that will share my...

..um...lifestyle.

Which is?

Well, I'm a nudist, first of all,

and I've given up
caring about what people think.

Would you prefer to have perhaps
a man or a woman?

I'm open-minded.

Good man.

So, in front of you,

you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them

is a naked individual

just for you,

and they each have an attribute that
you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them to you
bit by bit.

All you have to do is whittle them
down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready to see the bottom
half of the bodies?

Ooh!

Here we go.

Oh.

Where would you like to go first,
sir?

I shall go to blue.

Are they sequins?

They are. So that is known as a
vajazzle.

Oh! Have you come
across a vajazzle before? Never.

Could the jewels get in the way,
do you think?

Well, if it's a fixture, possibly.

Well, I'm not sure they're
permanent.

Where else would you like to go to?

I shall have a look at orange.

A PA.

What's a PA?

Prince Albert. Oh, I see.

Oh, and other piercings. Ooh!

You know I had 17 at one time?

You've got piercings?

I've only got six now,

but one of them is there.

SHE GASPS

The Prince Albert is a popular

choice of male genital piecing,

but not the only one.

There's also the frenum,
through the skin of the shaft,

the dydoe, through the ridge
of the penis head,

and the gooch,

a horizontal piercing
of the perineum.

Something Guinness world
record holder

Rolf Buchholz from Germany
knows plenty about.

He has 453 piercings,

with 278 in the genital area alone.

Oof, ja!

Can I have a closer look at green?

Of course you can.

So, what do you like?

Well, the shaved pussy I like.

I think pubic hair gets in the way.

Says a man with a beard.

Yeah, well,
I shave from the neck downward.

So, you like to see everything
on display?

I don't want the good bits
to be hidden.

I see.

All right. What do you make of pink?

I just like the general form there.

It's all in proportion, isn't it?
Yeah.

Do you like to play with the penis?

Yes. Good.

Have you had a lot of experience
with that?

Somewhere in-between.

OK. Lovely.

What do you think about red?

Are you open to a curvy, sexy woman?

Yes.

She looks intriguing.

Let's move on to yellow, then, Ian.

Yes.

So, here we have another gentlemen.

So, if you saw
that on one of your nudist beaches,

would you be impressed?

I would go up and talk to him

and perhaps share a few beers with
him.

Fair enough. OK.

You're spoilt for choice,

but you're going to have to lose one
person

based on naked attraction alone.

Blue, I'm afraid.

Blue!

Sorry, blue. You're saying
goodbye to the vajazzle. Why?

Although I found the vajazzle
interesting,

it's hiding.

I see.

Well, Ian, you are saying farewell

to Jane, who is 67.

She is an entertainer, and she's a
charity fund raiser from Berkshire.

Jane, come down. Say hello to us.

Hello. I'm so sorry.

What a pocket rocket Jane is. Yeah!

Now, I've got to ask
you about the vajazzle.

How long does that take to put on?

Well, it takes about one second,

but I'm worried how it's going to be
when I take it off.

Go on. Let's see. Is it going to...?
Huh! Oh, there you go.

There's the vajazzle gone.

Jane, thank you very much indeed.

Get yourself
and your crown jewels...

Just wanted to say I'm Janie B,
naughty OAP.

And I didn't get
picked as you can see,

but I'm still as happy
as a honeybee.

Oh, hey! Lovely! Goodbye, Janie B!

He seemed very nice.

I think he likes the more voluptuous
lady,

and good luck to him.

Well, in this next round, Ian,

we get to see the middle
part of the bodies.

Can we please reveal the torsos?

Who do you want to go to?

Let's have a look at green.

So, what do you think about this
lady's bosoms?

I think they're just right.

Well proportioned. Yeah.

One thing that she might not have...

I do like very pronounced nipples.

Oh. So, shall we look at red?

So, what is
it about a pronounced nipple?

Why do you like them
to be a little bit more erect?

Well, it's not that they're erect,
that they're bigger.

Oh, I see. Well, it's something to
tweak, isn't it?

Well, there's a pronounced nipple,
surely, with pink.

Possibly, yes.

A bit on the hairy side.

Really? Yes.

I like an un-hairy person.

So, can I ask you, Ian,

when was your first experience with
a man?

Probably about five years ago.

Right, OK.

I went to stay at a resort that just
happened to be run by a gay couple.

Being a nudist resort, of course,
we were all naked,

and temptation and all that,
you know, so. Ooh, I see.

So your first experience was
probably when you were about 70?

Probably, yes. Yeah.

Did you manage to have sex with
somebody on that resort, then?

Just playing, really. Just playing?

Yeah. OK.

So, let's have a look at yellow.

Could you see yourself just
playing with yellow?

Yes, I could.

LAUGHTER

I think yellow is quite keen.

All right. It's decision time.

You're going to have to
lose another person.

Now, this is just based on physical
attraction, Ian.

Who are you going to say goodbye to?

I'm afraid it's going to be pink.

Pink!

Why pink?

The hairiness. OK.

You are saying goodbye to Mark.

He's 53, he's a warehouse
operative from Swindon.

Mark, come and say hello to us.

Oh, sorry. Hello, young man.

Would you take your body hair off
or do you prefer just to be me?

Just me. It's not going to be a date
with Ian this evening,

but take your fuzzy body
through the arches.

Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Goodbye.
Bye.

Ian, it wasn't meant to be,

but I'm not changing for anybody.

Coming up, Ian bares all,
before choosing who to date.

Ian, you do surprise me!

And a brand-new singleton gets to
pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, 75-year-old bisexual
Ian whittled

six singletons down to four,
based on naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one to
go on that date.

So, who will he lose next?

Just remind me why you're here.
What are you looking for?

Looking for companionship.
Yeah.

It can be a bit more than that.

Could be a man or a woman?

I like to be friends with everyone,
as I said earlier. Oh, I see.

OK, perfect.

In this next round, Ian, you're
going to get to see the faces.

Can we please reveal the people's
faces?

There we are.

What are you thinking, Ian?

Look at orange first.

He's got some very
interesting traits.

There's the tattoos,
there's the piercings.

Oh, and one in the tongue as well.
Ooh!

Bit like an elf, really.

A bit like a sort of cheeky
pierced elf.

IAN LAUGHS

Ian, just tell me, at 75, you have
lived a bit, haven't you? Yes.

What's the wildest thing
you've done?

There were 195 of us

went on a roller-coaster
in Blackpool in the nude.

We set a new world record.
Oh, my word.

In a recent survey, one in four
people in the UK claim to

have swam or sunbathed
in the nude at some time.

3.8 million people describe
themselves as naturists.

This is roughly the same
as the membership of

the Church of England - although not
necessarily the same people.

Famous fans of life in the buff
are Dame Helen Mirren,

Kevin Bacon and Brad Pitt.

Where else would you like to go to?

Let's have a look at red.

She's laughing so much.

Do you like somebody that's bubbly
and positive? Outgoing.

Outgoing?
She's giving you the thumbs up.

That shows personality, does that.

Look at this fine young man.

So, what do you
think of yellow's face?

He's got a lovely smile.

Fairly youthful person,
I would guess. He is.

What is yellow's expression
saying to you?

That he's comfortable.

Finally, let's move across to green.

Look at this beauty!

Do you like longer hair?

I like long hair. I like the tattoo.

I like the body.

Right, Ian.

You're going to have to lose
one of these fabulous people.

Yeah.

It has to be orange.

Why orange?

Just a bit more tattoo than
I expected.

Nice bloke, though.

So, you're saying goodbye to Bill.
He is 61.

He's a retired biology
teacher from Aylesbury.

Bill, come down and say hello.

Could you have seen yourself maybe

walking down a nudist beach
with Ian? Yeah, easily.

Oh, Ian, what a shame.

I'm so sorry.

Take care. Tonight is not the night.

I thought I was on for a winner.

It's a bit of a shame, but my art is
not what he was looking for.

So, Ian, you've got three
gorgeous people left...

I have indeed.
..and this is the voice round.

So, Ian is a very good wood carver.

So, he has brought something with
him today. Isn't that right, Ian?

It looks a bit like you.
That's amazing!

So, you carved this? I might not
have got some of the details right,

but...
Oh, it's not far off!

Right, guys.

Ian is very good with his hands,
and he's looking for somebody

else that might be expressive
with their hands.

You have got a lump of clay.

You have got a short amount of time
to create something spectacular

to impress Ian, and I want you to
tell us what you've made, and why.

On your marks, get set, create!

This is like a sort of naked
Generation Game,

isn't it, Ian? It is, yes.

Yes, I can see three very, very
different inspirations here. Yes.

HE CHUCKLES
That's one word for it.

Hell of an action there, yellow.

Red, what the hell is that?!

Green's finished already.

She's very good with her hands.

I've never seen one that big.

Until now!

Red, I dread to think.

Right. Time's up.

ANNA LAUGHS

OK.

Green, could you tell us
what you've made and why, please?

HUSKY VOICE: So, this show
is very much about the appearance,

but what is really important to me
is whether you have a good heart.

That is lovely.

Brings a lump to my throat.

What do you think of this
magnificent woman's voice?

Very nice voice. And I do like the
sentiment as well. Yeah.

Going from the sublime to the
ridiculous.

Red, put us out of our misery.
What is it?

It's supposed to be a cat.

Because I'm a pussy cat in the day
and a tiger at night.

Ooh! Raar!

I thought maybe it was
a crowd scene, actually, but...

And what are you
thinking of red's voice, Ian?

Mellow. Nice and mellow.

All right. So, from the lovely pussy
in red...

..to yellow.

What have you made and why?

IRISH ACCENT: A cock.

And this will also bring a tear to
your eye, and a lump in your throat.

And this is a true reflection of me
normally.

That's impressive, Ian.

What do you think of his voice?
Nice lilt.

Yeah, there's a lovely lilt,
isn't there? Yes.

So, Ian, I'm afraid you're going to
have to say goodbye to one.

I think I'll have to say goodbye...

..to the pussy.

Why red?

Lack of artistic merit, I think.
Oh, is that what it is?

So, Ian, you are saying goodbye to
Denise.

She is 65, and she is a support
worker from Middlewich.

Come down with your crowd scene.

ANNA AND IAN CHUCKLE

So sorry to lose you, but...
Somebody's got to go. Yeah.

Someone's got to go.

Do you know what, Denise?

Can you take yourself,

your pussy and your crowd
scene off this studio floor?

Farewell! Bye!

I'm really disappointed.

Ian would have been putty in my
hands if we'd have gone on a date.

Right, Ian, you heartbreaker.

These guys have seen you
so far with your clothes on.

The next time they see you,
it's going to be with your kilt off.

Take yourself and your wood out of
here.

Based on naked attraction,

Ian has whittled six
singletons down to two -

57-year-old procurement manager
Veronica,

and 55-year-old cabin crew member
Alan.

But he can only choose one to
go on that date, to find

out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Veronica, Alan, congratulations.

You're the final two.

Now, the last time you saw Ian,
it was with his kilt on.

Are you ready to see the oldest
person yet that we've

had on Naked Attraction,
in all of his glory?

Come on out, Ian.

Oh, good lord!

Ian, you do surprise me!
Golly.

Check out that bling!

First of all,
Ian, I've got to say, I think

you've taken everybody by surprise
with the crown jewels there.

It's 8 millimetre.

Ooh! Starts off quite thin, like
these. Yeah?

And you work it up.

That's got to hurt.

Now, Veronica, what are you making
of Ian's body, and his piercings?

I actually love Ian's beard.

Very good in Christmas.

I'm not sure that Santa had a cock
ring like that, did he, Ian?

Well, if he did,
he probably hung a bell on it.

Oh, well, there is that!

Alan,
what are you making of Ian's body?

That would bring tears to your eyes
and a lump in your throat.

Very impressive.

All right, Ian.

This is the moment where you've got
to pick the person you want to date.

So you're either going to go out
with Veronica or Alan.

Veronica.

So why did you pick
Veronica in the end?

It was the heart.

Do you know, that's such
a lovely sentiment.

Alan, I'm so sorry.
Win some, you lose some.

Off you go, my friend.

He's a very good-looking gentleman
for his age, but he's not my type.

How are you both feeling?
Excited.

And, Ian, you liked the sentiment
of Veronica and her heart.

That was so touching.

Have a brilliant time.
I can't wait to hear how it goes.

Off you go.

I'm really looking forward to
going on a date with Ian.

There'll be gin involved,
and, I'm sure, good conversation.

So, what's there to miss?

She's got lovely breasts, nice hips.

I shall wait to find out
if there's chemistry.

I hope there will be.

Oh, wow.

Hey, how are you doing?

Fine, thanks.
Good to see you.

She looks stunning.

Good to see you with
clothes on again.

Well, it's the first time I've seen
you with your clothes on. I know.

Just to get it out the way,
I'm a trans woman, OK?

Oh, brilliant.

You're all woman.
I am all woman.

I thought there might have been
a possibility that she might

have been transgender,
but I definitely fancy Veronica.

How long were you married?
Tell me about that?

31 years,
and died of cancer in the end.

And she chose to go...

TEARFULLY: ..in the end.

He got a bit tearful, didn't he?

He obviously loved her dearly.

And that's when I started into
nudity, you see? Yeah.

Because she didn't approve of
it.

Would I ever persuade you to
venture into it?

You probably could.

I have to say, I'm not prudish.

I would love to take Veronica
to a nudist beach.

In fact, I would be honoured to.

I think I would be the envy
of the whole beach.

Beaches are not good for me.

The sand gets in my cracks
and things, you know? Yeah.

It's very good for self esteem,
because of body confidence.

For a lot of my life, I didn't have
that confidence that I have now.

Well, you have a stunning figure,
so you should have.

And you have very bad eyesight.

I've been to Specsavers.

Would you like to meet again?

Sadly, I think the age probably is
a little bit too big.

The age difference? Yeah.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

To friendship.

Cheers. Cheers.

Ah, hello. Good to see you again.
And you. Yeah.

You haven't got a kilt on.
You've got trousers on.

I know.
It makes a change, doesn't it?

So, how did the date go?

I think it went quite well,
actually.

I found you quite good company.

It's a pity, as you said, that
I was too old, but there you go.

I am a great-grandad.
I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

Anyhow, we're friends, hopefully.
Yeah.

I mean, we swapped numbers,
didn't we?

We did, and we've texted each other.

Yeah, yeah.

Was there any chemistry on the date,
though?

I did fancy Veronica on the date.

I fancied her even more when she was
naked, but that's another thing.

He was very complimentary.

I felt very flattered.

He made me feel special.

By the way, you are special.

Oh, thank you.

No, I think we will stay in touch,
at least virtually. Yes.

Carry on cracking on doing what
you're doing, Ian, because...

Right. ...we're only on this planet
once, so make the most of it.

We are.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction.

The show that takes audience
participation

to the very next level.

Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date.

But who's choosing this time?

I'm Kerry, I'm 30.

I've just recently moved
to Aberdeen,

but my dating game is pretty poor.

♪ And I would walk 500 miles... ♪

Moving to a new city has been
very difficult.

I've never lived in Aberdeen before,
so I don't know where to meet men.

When it comes to dating men, I don't
exactly have the best...history.

SHE LAUGHS

I went on one date.

A couple of rounds in,
he runs out of money,

and I had to foot the bill
for the rest of the night.

I was seeing a guy for a while,
then every time we went on a date,

he would end up in a fight.

GLASS SMASHES

When it comes to guys,
I do like a musky, manly smell.

I could live in a man's underarm.

SHE LAUGHS

I've just moved to a new city, but
my dating game is seriously rusty.

Naked Attraction,
can you please help me

find someone that can handle me?

So, Kerry, hello! Hello, hello.
And welcome to the show.

Thank you. How are you feeling,
you gorgeous girl?

I'm feeling very excited.

Why are you single?

Well, I've just moved to Aberdeen,
so I'm the new girl in a big city.

OK. And I just haven't been able
to find anyone yet.

So, you are looking for fresh meat?

Fresh meat. Fresher the better.

OK. So, are you ready to play
the game?

I am as ready as I'll ever be.

In front of you, you've got six
coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous
man, totally naked,

and they each have an attribute
that you have said

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you bit by bit.

All you need to do is whittle
them down from six to one,

using naked attraction alone.

OK. Do you want to see the bottom
half of the bodies?

Yes, please. Yes! Come on, then.

Can we please reveal the bottom
half of the bodies?

SHE GIGGLES

Oh, OK.

Ooh!

SHE LAUGHS

Blimey! I've bet you've not seen
this in a while.

I haven't seen any penises
in a while.

How long for?
It's been over a year, so.

ANNA GASPS

There's been a drought.
Yeah, there's been a drought.

OK. Where do you want to go?

Wee-ha-ha!

Um ...m looking at orange.

Come on, then.
Long foreskin.

Oh. I've had that before.

Are you a fan of a long foreskin?
I don't mind.

As long as he can fill it?
Yeah.

That's what we need to know.
And can you fill it?

Yeah, OK, cool.
He can fill the foreskin.

What do you make of blue?

So, skinnier legs.
I don't mind a skinny guy.

Quite a veiny penis there,
isn't it?! Yeah, it is, actually.

So, that would be like a strong
erection... Good strong...

I can imagine!

What do you like to do
in the bedroom?

Like I have been known to give
foot-wanks.

Really? In the past, yeah.
Just as a bit of fun.

Anybody up for a foot-wank here?

No! Oh, no, yellow's like,
get those cheesy feet away from me!

So, what do you make of yellow?

Got some pubes on the go.
He's got some pubes.

I don't like baldies.

The things is, I don't have any
pubes, but it's like,

when it's no pubes and
no pubes together,

it doesn't really work.

Red. Red, yeah, no pubes.

Balls look a little bit
small for my liking.

Really? What is it about big
balls that you like?

You know, like the...
Oh, the pendulum.

A bit of slapping, yeah.

Are they slappers, red? Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

What do you make of pink?

The cock's lovely, good bell end.

Ah-ha! Which I love!

What is it about the bell end?
You know, like a good door knocker.

Right. OK. So, a good helmet.

Knocking on heaven's door! OK.

SHE LAUGHS

So, anyway, green?

That looks fine, yeah.
A good head on it.

So, good penis.
Mm-hm.

The balls big enough for you, Kerry?

Yeah, the balls are big enough,
yeah.

All right. So, Kerry.

It's decision time.

One of these fellas has got to go.

Right. OK. Erm...

I'm going to have to say yellow.

Why yellow?!

Because he said no to the foot-wank.

I mean, there you go.

So, you like the penis, but it was
no to the foot-wank.

So, this is Jack.

He is 26, he's an engineer
from Derby.

He's looking great.

Jack, come and say hello.
Sorry, Jack.

Honoured.

What do you think of Kerry?
Yeah, she's a nice girl, yeah.

She's a pretty girl. Jack, do you
know what? I'm so sorry.

Off you go. Nice one. Take care.
See you later. And you. Bye.

See you later.

Not one for feet. I wouldn't like
her feet on my cock.

So, yeah, I wouldn't go with that.
No chance!

OK. Five lovely men remaining.

Can we please reveal the middle
portion of the boys?

Ooh!

Oh!

I'm going to start orange.

Enough chest hair there, I'd say.

I like chest hair, like, you know,
for nuzzling in and lying down. OK.

Is there anything else about men
that you really, really love?

Oh yeah, like, I love the smell
of a man.

You know, just like that dirty,
musky, sort of...

Man smell?
Man smell, yeah.

The sort of smell of sweat.
Yeah. Uh-huh.

Body odour can indicate the health
and potential for reproduction

of a possible mate.

The attraction varies during a
woman's reproductive cycle,

and is at its most appealing
during ovulation.

Men are aroused by a variety
of different smells,

mostly related to food.

The most attractive combos are
lavender, and vanilla,

and liquorice, and, of course,
doughnuts.

Right, on to blue.
OK, we're going to blue then, yeah.

I like nice fresh little pink nips.

Mm-hm. So, what is it about the
pink nips that you like?

I do like to bite nipples.

Do you? Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS

OK. Blue's saying I'm cool with
that. Yeah.

I've been told off a lot
by ex-partners for...

"Get off me, get off me!"
Really?

And I'm like, yeah,
and I'll say to them

I would cut off your nipples,
and fry them and eat them.

Right. I just like...

I think I can feel a challenge
coming on, to be honest, Kerry.

Boys, as you've just heard,
Kerry likes to bite

and play with nipples.

We're going to give you some
nipples clamps and see

whether or not you're up
for putting them on.

Shall we get started?
Pinch!

♪ Huh, huh, hahhh!

♪ Pump it! ♪

Those pegs look worse than
the clamps.

There are some clamps that
also vibrate.

SHE GIGGLES

Are they feeling good,
green? Thumbs up?

Yeah? Yes?

I think pink's done this a million
times. Yeah, hasn't he?

Oh, he's tightening them!

That's not the first time he's
done this, is it?

He's holding it in. Yeah, he is.

I mean, there's a slight shake and a
slide wobble there, Kerry.

Oh, green!

They do look heavy. Yeah, they do!

SHE LAUGHS

And release.

OK. It is decision time.

Which one are you going to say
goodbye to?

Uh...

Oh!

Red.

I'm sorry, red, but it's just
because of the pegs

instead of the clamps, and the fact
that you don't have any pubes.

So, Kerry, this is Mindas.

He is 34.

Aww! He's a construction site
manager from London.

Come and say hello to us.

I'm really sorry.

Tell me about the pegs.
Did they hurt?

A bit, yeah, man.
You get used to it.

Well, I'm sorry, it is not
going to be a date.

Another day, my friend.
Goodbye.

Thanks. Good luck. And you. Bye.
See you later!

I thought girls liked it shaved.

I didn't realise that girls
like pubes on it.

So, I did a mistake on that.

Coming up...

Kerry bares all before choosing
who to date.

Um...

Earlier, waitress Kerry whittled
six men down to four

based on naked attraction.

She can only choose one
man to go on that date.

So, who will she lose next?

Wow.

Just remind us,
Kerry, why are you here?

I've just moved up to Aberdeen,
so I'm new in the city,

haven't been able to really
find anyone.

So, here you are?
Yeah, so here I am, yeah.

OK.

This is the round where you
get to see the boys. OK.

Let's reveal
the boys' faces, please.

KERRY CHUCKLES

Wow.

Where do you want to go first?
I'm going to go blue.

I like the long hair.

Very well conditioned, blue.
Prefer the manes.

You like a fella with long
hair? Yeah...

Yeah, and I like facial hair
as well, so.

Oh, you do? Yeah. Lovely.

OK. Orange.

A little less hair than
I would usually go for.

Well, you're going from, you know,
one extreme to the other.

Cheeky face, yeah, definitely.

What do you make of pink?

Lovely smile. I like the face,
the facial hair, so, yeah.

I like the scar on your face,
makes you look like a badass.

Yeah. Ooh.

And also, you've not
had sex in a year. Mm-hm.

But when you do get down to
it... Yeah.

..what positions do you enjoy?

I'd probably say doggy
is my favourite,

where you can get like a wee hair
grab in there as well.

In a recent study, the eagle,
with the man in top,

and the woman with her legs
in the air came out as the UK's fave

position, especially with Londoners.

Elsewhere, Edinburgh
preferred the '69.

In Belfast, it's all
about the missionary position,

and in Milton Keynes,
they prefer doing it standing up.

Saves all that spent on those
roundabouts.

OK. That leaves us with green.

Oh, green.

You're cute, aren't you?

SHE CHUCKLES

So, you got the vibrating
nipple clamps

and you've got a girl
that's into a foot wank.

Your thing?

THEY LAUGH

OK.

We've got four men remaining.

I know. Oh, God.
You've seen their bodies,

you've seen their faces. Mm-hm.

One of them is going to have to go.

I'm thinking...

Ooh.

I'm probably going to have
to say orange.

Why orange?

It's just the hair.

Oh, really? Yeah.

So, it's not sounding good for you,
pink.

KERRY CHUCKLES

So, the lack of hair on orange.

Say goodbye to Ash.

He's 28, he's a trade
salesman from Weymouth.

Oh. Ash, hop on down.

Hello, hello, are you all
right? Yeah. Gorgeous body.

Thank you. You're gorgeous as well.
Thank you.

Just a lack of hair? Yeah.

Take your arse out of here.

Kerry, if it doesn't work out
with them guys,

there's plenty of adventure
in my bedroom. So, come and find me.

In this round, Kerry... Mm-hm.
..you get to hear their voices.

OK.

So, boys, as you've heard,
Kerry is a fun and up-for-it girl.

Her favourite sex position
is doggy style.

What is your favourite sex
position and why?

Pink?

Stand up, doggy, over
the car bonnet,

cos any ride's better
than walking.

KERRY LAUGHS
That made you laugh.

Oh, yeah.

What do you think of his voice?
Well, yeah, it's all right.

Who do you want to go for now?

Green.

None in particular.
Just everything and anything goes.

Do you like the sound of his voice?

Yeah, I like a northern accent,
yeah.

I'm intrigued by blue.
I think we all are.

Blue, what's your favourite
sex position and why?

I'm going to say reverse cowgirl,
because anybody loves a ride.

Right, OK.
Do you like the sound of his voice?

Yeah, it's nice. OK.

Well, I mean, you're not going to be
doing a lot of talking, are you,

really, by the sound of things?

So, one of these
fellas is going to have to go.

Who, is it?

Oh.

Blue.

What was it about blue?

He just seemed a little bit shier
than the rest, I'd say.

So, Kerry, this is Chris.

Oh. He is 35, and he is a health
care assistant from Chester.

Aw. Chris, hop on down.

Are you shy, Chris? Not especially.

No? I am not a shy person at all.

Chris, of you go.

Farewell. Thanks, Chris.

To say I was little bit gutted,

it's not quite the right word.

I'd probably say a "lottle"
bit gutted.

OK, listen, Kerry.

The fellas, you've seen everything
that they've got. Uh-huh.

I think it's only fair that they
get to see you with your kit off.

Get to see me, yeah.
Get your sling-backs off, lady.

Based on naked attraction, Kerry has
whittled six men down to two.

23-year-old demolition
worker, Daniel,

and 40-year-old lorry driver, Jamie.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

So, Daniel, Jamie, how are you both
feeling? Very relaxed.

A bit nervous at the start
but I'm all right now, yeah.

All right, the last time you saw
her, it was with her kit on.

Are you ready to see
her in the nude? Yeah. Yeah.

Come on then.

Out you come, Kerry girl.

Hello. Hello.
I'm a lot shorter in real life.

Pint-sized perfect lady.

Look at you. You look amazing.

Thank you.

What do you love about your body?

Erm, I like my legs.

Anything else?

My vagina's like, kind of neat.

So, Jamie,
what do you make of Kerry?

Nice legs, vagina,
nice breasts, pert bum as well.

OK. And then of course
we have got Daniel.

Perfect. Gorgeous, yeah,

blonde hair, boobs,
everything, just perfect, yeah.

Now, this is the moment where
you've got to pick the fella

that you're going on the date with.

So, you have got Daniel
and you have got Jamie.

Which man are you going to go for?

I'm going to pick Daniel.

You're going for Daniel?
Sorry, Jamie. Why Daniel?

I don't know.

There's something that just like the
top of your body is like just

a really, really nice shape.

You know, you've got a little
bit of the baldness on the go.

Are you a little bit gutted there?
I am actually, yeah.

Thank you so much, Jamie.
No problem.

It's not going to be a date,
but goodbye. No problem.

Take your perfect body out of here.
Enjoy yourselves.

I'm pretty pissed off it's
come down to something minute,

when I could actually grow
hair if I wanted to.

Hey, you two, how are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm happy, I'm buzzing, yeah.

Yeah? Kerry.
Yeah, I'm all good, yeah.

I'm happy with who I chose.

Well, listen, you guys go
and enjoy each other on your date,

and please let me know how it goes.

Yeah. Have fun, you two. Thank you.
See you later. Bye.

Night.

When Kerry first came out,
it was her boobs, instantly,

reacted to them straight away.

There's more than a handful
I can handle, love it.

It's been just over a year
since I've had sex.

Maybe Daniel could be the one
to break the dry spell.

I'm not sure yet.
We'll see how the date goes.

Our couple wanted to have a
proper romantic date.

So, we made sure they tested
negative for Covid first.

KERRY CHUCKLES
Oh. You all right?

Hello. How are you doing?
All right, thanks.

Nice to see you clothed. Oh, yeah.
Oh, you smell amazing.

Do I smell good, yeah?
You all right?

Yeah, I wasn't sure how you
were going to be dressed,

but you're looking not too bad.
Do I look all right, yeah? Yeah.

Because it was the first time I'd
seen him fully dressed,

I wasn't sure what to expect,
but he's dressed very smartly.

Gorgeous. Different seeing her
with clothes on, yeah.

What is it you do then? Demolition.

Oh, really, demolition man.

What do you do? I'm a waitress.

A waitress, yeah? Yeah, waitress.

Nervous, me, still. Are you?
Yeah. Oh, no, just chill out.

Deep breaths.
There's nothing to be nervous about.

It was the first time I've ever
been on a date with someone that

I've never met. Yeah.

He seems very nervous.

I don't know why, is it me?

SHE LAUGHS

What would you say is like the
craziest thing you've done then?

Have you had like threesomes
and that?

The most I've had is a fivesome,
yeah. Really? Yeah.

How was that?
How many girls and how many guys?

There was three girls and me
and my mate, yeah.

Oh, right, not bad. What about you?

The most I've ever had was
a threesome.

Was that with
two guys or two...? Two girls.

Was it? Bloody hell.

SHE GUFFAWS

I am straight.
I am a 100% straight but.

What was that like? It was, yeah, it
was good. It was fun.

Would you ever, two guys?
A threesome with two guys?

Yeah, that's the dream, ain't it?

THEY LAUGH

Is it?

Hopefully it goes well
and we can go out after here.

The date's progressing,

seems as thought he came out
of his shell a lot.

I'm glad you picked me anyway.
Yeah.

No, I glad I picked you as well,
definitely.

Well, I'm hoping we'll end up
having a few more drinks

and see where it goes from there.

So, how did the date go?

The date went all right.

Like, Daniel was pretty
nervous to begin with.

For most of the part,
it was just me talking.

So, what happened after the kiss?

We came back to the hotel, so then
there was like a bit of romance.

Yeah, it was good, yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, we had a good time.

It was good.

We have tried to
get in contact with Daniel,

and he is not returning our calls.

LAUGHING: No way.

To be honest, I'm not surprised.

I feel like a fucking prize prick.

I travelled all
the way from Aberdeen,

like, it took me eight hours.

He said to me, like, "Oh, it's only
a ten or 15 minutes' drive."

He could have at least
the decency just to show up

just for like a wee bit, but hey ho.

If you had a message for him
right now, what's your message?

SHE LAUGHS

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