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[laughing]
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[beep] Air Canada 622, turn left heading 175.
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Final approach. LAX.
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Contact Chicago approach.
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4565, turn left maintaining Bravo contact.
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Will Eileen Johnson please pick up a courtesy phone? Your mother's on the line.
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[PA announcer: The white zone is for loading and unloading vehicles only.]
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TWA 838.
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Contact Salt Lake Center on 135.
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TWA 838 contact Salt Lake Center.
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Mobile 428...
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You are cleared to land on runway 22Left.
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Winds E 10 knots.
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Roger Global 428. Winds at 10.
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Wow! Look at the tits on that girl! Is that awesome?
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I'm a little busy right now.
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Oh.
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Yeah, right, sure.
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So what have you got? Runway 22 right?
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Oh, no, we're 22 Left.
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Left? Right.
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Wait a minute, right or left?
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What..a..left, 22 left.
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Are you sure?
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LA center Global. Are we cleared for runway 22 left or right?
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Uh, you just scared the shit out of the passengers with that.
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Use this one.
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Oh, no shit my man.
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LA center this is Global Center. Are we cleared for 22 left or right?
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Global 428...
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You are 22 left.
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Roger. I like 22 right better.
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It looks,...uh...smoother.
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Please wait until the aircraft has come to a complete stop at the terminal gate.
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And the captain has turned off the Fasten Seat Belt sign to get up.
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I said! Stay seated until we arrive at the terminal gate.
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Nobody's listening to me.
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Oh, it's okay honey. I'm listening.
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Bye. Thank you. Have a good evening.
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Bye. Thank you for flying with us.
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Bye.
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So...you ladies coming over to my house after we log out.
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I got some....
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...barbecue.
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We'll be there. Behave yourselves girls. He's a wolf.
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Oh my god, he's so cute! Yes.
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Hey, Kelly, are you really thinking about posing nude in Club magazine?
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I'm gonna do it!
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They're doing a whole lay out on flight attendants.
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Plus they pay a lot of money! Wow!
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That is so amazing. I wish I had the guts to do that.
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Well I once let my ex-boyfriend film me naked while I sucked his dick.
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No way!
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Yeah, I'm such a porn star!
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So Kelly how much does it pay?
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$5000!
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$5000?
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And buck naked? Buck naked.
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Just like god intended us to be.
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Wow, Kelly, you have really opened up your sexuality since you came to Global.
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Well, I'm not ashamed of my body.
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I love being naked!
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So what kind of dirty poses do you have to do?
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I don't know.
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Let's look at the captain's copy of Club.
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Oh my god! Look how wide she's spreading her legs!
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Yeah, and her pussy's so pink!
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Do you really think you can do that?
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Oh, yeah. Look at me.
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I am not a scared little girl anymore.
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[airplane sounds]
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Oh, hello ladies.
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Starting the party without me I see.
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Ooo, appetizers! Can I have some?
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It doesn't bite.
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Nose down! Nose down!
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[airplane sounds]
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I love the smell of teen pussy in the morning!
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[laughing]
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[phone message received]
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Hi Captain Marlow.
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...for you.
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Yeah, we're all at Captain's house.
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OK, great. We're all in the living room.
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Alright girls,...
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...who's ready for a little adventure in the swimming pool?
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Whoo woo!
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This is the Captain....three more passengers!
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We're landing in the pool area!
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Global Airlines is filled with nothing, but sluts and tramps!
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I know that's why I work here.
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Isn't that a good thing?
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Good thing? It's a bad thing!
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We're all going to go to hell in a hand basket if we don't change our ways!
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Even sweet little Kelly is thinking of posing for a nudie magazine!
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I can't believe it!
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That's awesome!
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Can I ask you something buddy?
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Sure. What is it?
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What the hell has gotten into you?
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I've been reading books on how to become a holy warrior.
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I'm actually going to become a Muslim very soon. I'm converting.
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A holy Muslim warrior?
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Uhh huh.
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You're becoming a towel head because Kelly won't go out with you?
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Call me a towel head all you want...
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This is all I can tell you is that with my new dedication to Allah...
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...I'm gonna make Kelly fall in love with me if it's the last thing on earth I do.
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She doesn't even know you exist.
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Listen I have a plan to change all of that with your help.
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I want you to become a holy warrior with me.
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When we die and go to heaven there will be 50 virgins waiting for us!
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50 virgins?
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You're not going to find that around here!
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That's for sure!
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I want you to read this book.
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Come to a prayer meeting with me at the mosque next week.
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Do I get to wear a turban?
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As a matter of fact you do get to wear a turban, but you have to earn it first.
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Chicks dig turbans.
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You look so beautiful.
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I can't wait to slide my love salami in your honey hole!
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Ahh!
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This is gonna be so much better than the last time when you fucked me in the aft galley lavatory!
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And we hit turbulence.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your head almost went to to the fuselage.
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Did your headache ever go away?
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Very funny.
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Where is everybody?
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They're out in the pool.
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I just spent 8 hours in the cockpit...couple of hours with the logbook...
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I think I should park my airplane in your hangar.
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What if the girls catch us?
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Aren't you being a prude now?
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Oh, yeah, do it!
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Oh, yeah, work that fucking dick.
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Would a sky cap please deliver a wheel chair to gate 6?
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Kelly, you really look pretty today.
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Would you like to go and have lunch with me before your flight?
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You know we're not allowed to socialize with the crew? You trying to get me fired?
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Of course not.
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I just thought it might be fun.
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Mr. Tate...
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Mr. Tate?
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I can't believe you fucked her in the living room.
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When she sucked my cock I almost came immediately.
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Her mouth was like butter...butter...
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Butter? Not the stick kind either.
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I'm talking about the kind you put in the popcorn at the movie theater.
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I came all over her face.
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I can't wait to bang her again. She's a lot of fun. She is.
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Pre-flight sequence. See you.
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Yeah, I gotta wait for the log book. Hang out here.
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Here's the log book, Captain.
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Hey, Johnny. How you doing? Thanks.
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Hey, ever get that VD cleared up you picked up from the Trans Con girl?
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It wasn't VD.
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It was like a in-grown hair or something. Hmm...
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Yeah,...in grown hair...
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It happens all the time.
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Trans Con Air...I can't believe you told him...
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...we may be dating.
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Yeah, it definitely wasn't one of us.
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Maybe it was that slut who works at the gift shop.
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Will you tell me what the hell is going on here?
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I boned these two.
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That's disgusting!
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Please tell me you didn't sleep with Kelly!
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No not yet. But I'm working on it.
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Because it would be against the code of ethics.
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Amongst the warrior Muslim brotherhood.
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Muslim warrior brotherhood?
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Aren't you taking this Taliban thing pretty seriously?
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Shhhhh!
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Keep your voice down for chrissake!
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Not the Taliban! I just believe in virtue and the simple life!
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I gotta convert you quick! So we can rid Global of all the infidels!
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Infidels?
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Talking about crabs...
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Kelly lied to me.
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What do you mean she lied to you?
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She told me that she couldn't fraternize with the pilots.
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Yet I heard the other guys talk about how they had sex with her.
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Maybe you misunderstood.
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No! I heard 'em out on the jet way.
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They said her pussy felt like popcorn butter.
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What's the matter Captain Grave?
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Didn't you know Kelly was a whore?!
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Knock it off! The man's in love.
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[Fly Global.]
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Hello Anita, how are you? Hello Captain Grave.
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Johnny.
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Anita, would you want to by chance, go and grab a cup of coffee before the flight?
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Oh, but that's really sweet of you, but...
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...there's something I really need to take care of before we depart.
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I understand you probably have to run over to the gift shop and get a douche or Kotex or something. Yeah, something like that.
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Johnny, can I speak to you for a second? Of course.
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Mmmm...I wonder where they're going.
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I'm pretty sure they're no t going to the gift shop.
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Hey, Captain Sadness.
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Why the long face?
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Nothing, i just gotta prepare for my next flight.
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Looks like everyone's getting laid but you!
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Trans Con Air...
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Contact Chicago approach...
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vectors....
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Air Canada 622...
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Turn left heading 175, final approach LAX.
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Central Air 666...
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Maintain flight altitude 25000...
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Central Air 666, roger.
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Hey guys, mind if we make a pit stop up here in the air traffic control tower?
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Well, we're really busy here.
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But there's always room for a little Jello!
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Nice to see you again, Anita.
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Nice to see you too! Hi!
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Anita, you been up there before?
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Of course. I always come up here before long flights.
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It really relaxes me.
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TWA 8538...
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Turn left bearing...Salt Lake Center...
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TWA,...roger. Son of a bitch!
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What's wrong?
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I gotta go back to the gate.
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Oh. I'll stay here.
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American....
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Global....
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Outer maker and....
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Trans Con...turn right...
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Mr. Peter Reynolds, please meet your party at baggage claim #9....
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Central Air...turn incline 8...
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Central Air...
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...
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Why don't you take that dress off?
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Oh, yeah.
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Your pussy's nice.
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Looks like a happy landing!
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We shouldn't be in here...we could get fired.
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Removing the burden of corporate oppression is the greatest thing that could happen to us.
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Now are you with me or not, because you have to be 100% committed to the Jihad. Jihad?
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Alright, I'll try it.
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But I still don't understand what we're doing in the girls' dorm.
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We're looking for clues.
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To find out what makes these girls tick!
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Like this!
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Smells like Woolite.
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Good clue...
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Those are Michele's panties...
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Michele...How do you know?
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The sweet smell of her cunt!
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Dear Allah, Please forgive him for he knows not what he does.
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But it's Kelly that I want.
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Oh, man, Kelly.
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Oh, you're so beautiful!
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I'm gonna be so happy!
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What the hell are you guys doing in here?
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Captain Grave showed me how to pray to Allah.
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You're still reading that stupid book?
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As a matter of fact I am.
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I might convert too.
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Well then you both are idiots.
263
00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:29,220
Now get the fuck out of the girls' dormitory, now!
264
00:51:34,370 --> 00:51:35,630
Fucking idiots!
265
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,010
Fly Global.
266
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:06,410
What did you say to Captain Grave?
267
00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:08,410
The poor guy was about to cry.
268
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:12,020
It wasn't me. I overheard Kelly telling him he was a camel jockey idiot!
269
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:17,110
Come on. He's harmless. Plus you can't make fun of a man's religion. That's not nice.
270
00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:20,310
Oh, I suppose. Well....
271
00:52:20,310 --> 00:52:22,040
I really like your ear ring.
272
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,040
You do?
273
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:28,950
Well, the airline keeps giving me shit about it. It's not very professional.
274
00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:31,520
You like it? I really like it.
275
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:19,230
I like it when you lick my pussy!
276
00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:17,380
I can't wait to get your dick in me!
277
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:19,380
Oh....!
278
00:58:33,860 --> 00:58:36,130
You have a big fucking cock!
279
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:42,260
Fuck me! I'm gonna come over your big ass cock!
280
01:04:44,470 --> 01:04:46,070
I like the way you come.
281
01:04:57,150 --> 01:04:59,260
Pound that pussy!
282
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:09,990
Keep going! Keep going!
283
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:10,800
Don't stop giving me that big dick!
284
01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:35,730
Bend over.
285
01:07:57,570 --> 01:08:00,120
Come on...slam with that cock!
286
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,720
You feel so good in there!
287
01:08:19,010 --> 01:08:20,720
I love this cock in there!
288
01:08:22,070 --> 01:08:26,180
Fuck baby! Back and forth.
289
01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:34,540
Give that big ass a fucking!
290
01:08:43,430 --> 01:08:47,210
The way you're fucking me. You like the way I slide up and down on that cock?
291
01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:49,210
Back and forth?
292
01:08:58,130 --> 01:09:00,380
Fuck me! Harder!
293
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:04,320
Harder! Harder! Oh, you make me cum again.
294
01:09:04,950 --> 01:09:07,130
You wanna taste this cum now? Yeah!
295
01:09:07,130 --> 01:09:09,130
Come down here.
296
01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:14,310
Squirt your load in my mouth.
297
01:09:15,730 --> 01:09:17,560
Mmm. Yummy!
298
01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:32,470
There I was at 23,000 ft!
299
01:09:32,470 --> 01:09:34,260
Surrounded by kamikazes!
300
01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:36,260
One to my right. One to my left.
301
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:38,940
All headed straight for the aircraft carrier.
302
01:09:40,630 --> 01:09:42,440
Morning everybody.
303
01:09:43,390 --> 01:09:45,870
I have some very disturbing news to discuss with you.
304
01:09:45,870 --> 01:09:51,110
That senator said he just wanted me to pass him a toilet paper roll. Seriously folks.
305
01:09:51,110 --> 01:09:54,310
Recently we found some Islamic extremist literature...
306
01:09:54,310 --> 01:09:57,000
Right here in the flight room.
307
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,950
All I can say is...I don't care whose it is...
308
01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:01,950
...It just doesn't belong here at Global.
309
01:10:01,950 --> 01:10:04,860
You know how sensitive we are to potential terrorists situations.
310
01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:08,920
That stuff stays at home with your butt plugs and your cross-dressing clothes and your porn.
311
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,910
But Sir, aren't we allowed to pray to our god of choice?
312
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:19,120
If you wanna become some wacky jihadist, do that on your own time.
313
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,510
But that doesn't belong anywhere here at Global.
314
01:10:21,510 --> 01:10:22,210
OK?
315
01:10:25,290 --> 01:10:27,290
Go ahead and laugh all of you.
316
01:10:28,170 --> 01:10:30,370
Allah will judge us all in the end.
317
01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:32,370
I wish Johnny were here.
318
01:10:32,370 --> 01:10:34,370
He understands the Muslim Brotherhood.
319
01:10:34,370 --> 01:10:36,930
Johnny's a fucking whack job.
320
01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:40,920
Is Captain Grave even safe to fly?
321
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,920
Yeah, maybe a kiddie plane.
322
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:46,090
[laughing]
323
01:10:46,090 --> 01:10:48,760
Listen, they're both pretty wacky.
324
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,840
But Captain Grave is one of the best pilots in the sky.
325
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,250
Give him a break. Whatever....
326
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,250
You go girl! [Smack]
327
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:07,630
Thank you for flying Global, and welcome to Miami.
328
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,370
The temperature is a balmy 86 degrees.
329
01:11:11,270 --> 01:11:14,120
My god, I'm so glad we landed safely.
330
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,950
I was so nervous with Captain Graves at the controls.
331
01:11:16,950 --> 01:11:20,640
I know. I thought at any moment he was gonna crash into the Atlantic...
332
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,640
...as part of some supreme sacrifice.
333
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:32,980
Bye. Bye. Bye.....
334
01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:34,980
Thank you for flying with us. Bye.
335
01:11:37,470 --> 01:11:39,950
Where's the crew...?
336
01:11:39,950 --> 01:11:42,970
She's still talking to that passenger in 28F.
337
01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:49,690
So when did your parents die and leave you 6 million dollars?!
338
01:11:49,990 --> 01:11:51,690
They died 6 weeks ago.
339
01:11:52,290 --> 01:11:54,730
The day after my girlfriend broke up with me.
340
01:11:54,730 --> 01:11:55,980
Oh my god!
341
01:11:55,980 --> 01:11:57,980
I knew I recognized that guy!
342
01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,590
Remember when we caught him getting a hand job from his girlfriend?
343
01:12:00,590 --> 01:12:02,590
Oh, yeah.
344
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:05,210
Wasn't that the guy that only had one testicle?
345
01:12:05,210 --> 01:12:07,210
Yeah, One-Testicle Tony.
346
01:12:07,570 --> 01:12:09,940
Even with one I might still do him!
347
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,430
You guys go ahead. I'm gonna go to dinner with Tony tonight.
348
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:16,820
One-Testicle Tony?
349
01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:18,820
What were you guys laughing at?
350
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:20,820
Oh, you'll find out tonight honey.
351
01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:23,850
[laughing]
352
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,710
I had a fabulous time at dinner tonight!
353
01:12:41,060 --> 01:12:44,160
What was those little fishy things we were eating?
354
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,220
Oh, you mean sushi. Yeah, sushi.
355
01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:50,110
Yeah, they slimy like hoochie.
356
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,060
We could fish real good in the hood.
357
01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:55,060
Well, done baby.
358
01:12:55,650 --> 01:12:57,060
Well, anyways, Tony...
359
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:59,740
There's no easy way around this subject...
360
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:01,740
...but here it goes...
361
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:03,740
I heard...
362
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:08,230
...that you got caught getting a hand job on the plane, and...
363
01:13:08,490 --> 01:13:11,950
...that you only have one testicle. [laughing]
364
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,530
Well, ... a hand job on the plane...that's true.
365
01:13:15,530 --> 01:13:17,530
...and I did only have one testicle...
366
01:13:17,530 --> 01:13:19,530
...but I got two now.
367
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,700
How do you go from one to two testicles?
368
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,960
Well, I lost one in a tractor accident on our farm in Wisconsin.
369
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,610
And after I inherited the money, I had one surgically implanted.
370
01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:35,280
So you mean to tell me... that you have like...
371
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,480
...bionic balls?
372
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,640
I am the six million dollar man!
373
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:43,020
Then call me Lindsay Wagner, baby!
374
01:15:25,450 --> 01:15:28,350
You taste so good!
375
01:27:38,050 --> 01:27:45,640
You watchin' my ass? Yeah, watchin' it.
376
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:25,370
Oh, shit! I'm late!
377
01:33:25,370 --> 01:33:27,370
I gotta get to the airport, now!
378
01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:33,160
Will I see you again? Of course you will! Just fly Global!
379
01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:37,780
[Fly Global!]
380
01:33:40,270 --> 01:33:41,380
I'm glad you could make it.
381
01:33:41,380 --> 01:33:43,250
Yes, you had a ball last night, huh?
382
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:46,860
Very funny.
383
01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:50,470
Hey, is that Wendy, from Trans Con?
384
01:33:50,660 --> 01:33:52,060
What is she doing on our flight?
385
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:55,830
They had a mechanical cancellation so she's dead heading back with us.
386
01:33:57,320 --> 01:34:00,140
But what's Captain Jihad doing?
387
01:34:00,730 --> 01:34:04,960
Oh, he's on an emotional leave of absence until he's stable again.
388
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:06,960
Yeah, and he's obsessed with Kelly.
389
01:34:07,630 --> 01:34:09,610
I don't want anything to do with him.
390
01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:11,610
He's so creepy!
391
01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:17,910
It's a real shame about Rupert, isn't it?
392
01:34:17,910 --> 01:34:20,340
Oh, yeah. Captain Grave really lost his marbles.
393
01:34:20,340 --> 01:34:23,640
You think he's gonna be alright to fly back with us?
394
01:34:23,980 --> 01:34:27,110
Oh, yeah. He's fine. Fine.
395
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:32,650
[bell sounds announcement] Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Global flight 627 to Los Angeles.
396
01:34:32,650 --> 01:34:35,050
Our flying time is 5 hours 20 minutes.
397
01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:39,200
Please pay attention to the flying instructions located in the seatback pocket in front of you.
398
01:34:39,810 --> 01:34:41,670
Captain Grave is freaking me out!
399
01:34:41,670 --> 01:34:43,670
He won't stop staring at me!
400
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:50,300
Please make sure your seatbelt is pulled snug and tight.
401
01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:55,210
In the event of a loss of cabin pressure an oxygen mask will drop from the overhead compartment.
402
01:35:00,190 --> 01:35:04,650
[bell sounds] Ladies and gentlemen the captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign.
403
01:35:04,650 --> 01:35:06,650
You are free to move about the cabin.
404
01:35:06,650 --> 01:35:08,650
But please keep your seatbelt on in your seat.
405
01:35:10,170 --> 01:35:12,180
What is that idiot doing?!
406
01:35:12,180 --> 01:35:15,270
I don't know but it actually looks like he's turning into Captain Jihad!
407
01:35:15,270 --> 01:35:17,270
Don't anybody move, I have a bomb!
408
01:35:17,270 --> 01:35:20,420
[screaming]
409
01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:23,020
What the hell is going on back there?
410
01:35:36,660 --> 01:35:38,410
What the hell is going on back there?
411
01:35:38,410 --> 01:35:42,660
Well, we were gonna serve beverages. But now, Captain Grave has a bomb strapped to his chest.
412
01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:44,790
What's really going on back there?
413
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,790
No, I'm serious.
414
01:35:46,790 --> 01:35:49,340
He's threatening to blow up the whole plane unless Kelly marries him...
415
01:35:49,340 --> 01:35:52,340
...or one of the other flight attendants has intercourse with him!
416
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:55,630
It's for you. [laughing]
417
01:35:55,630 --> 01:35:57,630
Okay, not to panic...
418
01:35:58,100 --> 01:35:58,930
Jenny...
419
01:35:58,930 --> 01:36:00,300
...which one of you wants to fuck him?
420
01:36:00,300 --> 01:36:02,300
Well I'm not fucking him!
421
01:36:04,330 --> 01:36:06,520
Well ask one of the other girls.
422
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,030
Kelly, you wanna fuck him?
423
01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:09,600
Eww! No way!
424
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:11,380
What about you Julie?
425
01:36:11,380 --> 01:36:13,380
I don't know. I may think about it.
426
01:36:13,380 --> 01:36:15,380
None of the girls wanna fuck him.
427
01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:20,080
That must suck. Girls wanna plunge 35,000 ft rather than have sex with him.
428
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:24,840
Listen ladies...
429
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:27,950
I really think one of you should just bang the captain and become a hero.
430
01:36:27,950 --> 01:36:33,100
Oh, Johnny, I'm really not interested in a sympathy fuck right now.
431
01:36:33,100 --> 01:36:35,760
You've got a bomb strapped to your chest!
432
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:39,430
For Allah's sake.
433
01:36:39,430 --> 01:36:40,620
I'm sorry.
434
01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:43,560
You've got a bomb strapped to your chest, for Allah's sake!
435
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,560
You should take what you can get!
436
01:36:45,850 --> 01:36:49,600
Listen, Captain Sadness, you don't wanna do this!
437
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:51,600
Call me Ahmad.
438
01:36:52,230 --> 01:36:54,990
He wants to be called Ahmad.
439
01:36:55,270 --> 01:36:57,100
[crowd responds] Hello Ahmad!
440
01:36:57,100 --> 01:36:58,850
It's like an AA meeting out there.
441
01:36:58,850 --> 01:37:00,850
He wants to be called Ahmad.
442
01:37:00,850 --> 01:37:02,850
He wants to be called Ahmad.
443
01:37:05,770 --> 01:37:07,220
[bell sounds] Listen!
444
01:37:07,220 --> 01:37:11,890
Enough with the fucking games! Put the bomb down!
445
01:37:11,890 --> 01:37:14,530
Not until somebody meets my demands!
446
01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:18,420
This is your captain speaking...
447
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:23,820
On the left hand side of the plane you'll see the Gulf of Mexico, ... and...
448
01:37:23,820 --> 01:37:28,310
...is anyone willing to have sexual intercourse with Captain Grave?
449
01:37:28,310 --> 01:37:32,720
Otherwise we will most likely perish.
450
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:34,720
I'll do you.
451
01:37:35,780 --> 01:37:38,100
What exactly are you proposing?
452
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:43,310
Well instead of trying to hook up with that skanky whore...Kelly, you can fuck me.
453
01:37:43,310 --> 01:37:45,310
My pussy's fit for all religions.
454
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,310
Even the Jews.
455
01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:50,360
Why should we be left out?
456
01:37:50,530 --> 01:37:52,040
We suffered enough.
457
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:56,710
That's funny. She said her pussy was fit for all religions.
458
01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:58,900
Even the Jews.
459
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:02,170
Listen.
460
01:38:02,170 --> 01:38:04,170
Jenny, I want you to distract him.
461
01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:06,550
So that Lacrecia can sneak up behind him, and...
462
01:38:06,550 --> 01:38:08,980
...hit him in the head and knock him out!
463
01:38:08,980 --> 01:38:10,980
Then we can tie him up.
464
01:38:10,980 --> 01:38:12,670
Listen Einstein.
465
01:38:12,670 --> 01:38:16,230
You just gave away your entire plan.
466
01:38:21,050 --> 01:38:23,130
Okay guys. The captain said that you can fuck right there in the seat.
467
01:38:24,390 --> 01:38:26,050
Just don't detonate the bomb when you orgasm.
468
01:38:26,050 --> 01:38:28,050
[laughing]
469
01:38:28,050 --> 01:38:30,050
Are you sure this isn't a trick?
470
01:38:30,410 --> 01:38:31,570
No trick honey.
471
01:38:31,570 --> 01:38:33,330
I hate all those Global bitches...
472
01:38:33,330 --> 01:38:35,580
...but I don't wanna die. So...
473
01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:40,510
I'm willing to let you stuff your big fat cock in my pussy and mouth.
474
01:38:40,510 --> 01:38:44,900
But you have to promise not to detonate that bomb.
475
01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:46,110
Okay?
476
01:38:48,340 --> 01:38:50,090
I'll fuck him too!
477
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:54,240
Ah, two for one special! Huh, girls!
478
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:30,670
Yeah, you like that? That's a nice solid cock you got.
479
01:39:37,310 --> 01:39:40,800
Let's get these wires up.
480
01:39:43,690 --> 01:39:45,710
Get those pants off of me.
481
01:40:19,970 --> 01:40:26,610
You look good sucking his cock.
482
01:43:53,260 --> 01:43:58,740
Yeah, baby!
483
01:44:06,420 --> 01:44:15,550
You want some of that? Yeah, I do!
484
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:41,820
I'm gonna tell Wendy.
485
01:49:25,970 --> 01:49:28,600
It's so hot, watching you get fucked!
486
01:49:47,930 --> 01:49:51,530
Yeah talk to me while you get fucked! You've got those long fingers.
487
01:52:49,460 --> 01:52:51,550
Take that cock!
488
01:54:39,950 --> 01:54:43,440
I wanna see you get fucked.
489
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:53,320
Come on! Get your ass up now!
490
01:56:17,490 --> 01:56:21,140
Fuck me! Fuck me!
491
01:56:32,350 --> 01:56:35,460
I wanna suck that cock!
492
01:56:44,050 --> 01:56:46,750
You know where I want that cock? I'm a dirty girl.
493
01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:50,040
Fuck my ass.
494
01:57:04,160 --> 01:57:08,020
Taste like candy?
495
01:57:08,020 --> 01:57:16,980
Get your head in there.
496
01:57:22,350 --> 01:57:27,990
Give me that cock. Right there. Put it in. Feed me.
497
01:57:37,050 --> 01:57:41,050
Give it to me. It's so hard inside your ass!
498
01:57:51,990 --> 01:57:54,430
I like to watch you do it.
499
01:57:57,410 --> 01:58:00,850
Give it to me!
500
01:58:03,110 --> 01:58:05,740
Fuck me! Fuck me!
501
01:58:07,470 --> 01:58:10,620
That nice little tight asshole!
502
01:58:17,120 --> 01:58:19,490
Come on, Ahmad. Give it to her!
503
01:58:20,370 --> 01:58:22,430
That
504
01:58:22,430 --> 01:58:24,430
s what she wants
505
01:58:31,190 --> 01:58:32,820
That looks good.
506
01:58:55,630 --> 01:58:59,790
I wanna ride that big cock!
507
01:59:10,290 --> 01:59:14,010
Stick it in. Stick it in.
508
01:59:52,690 --> 01:59:55,370
Your cock is so hard and throbbing!
509
02:00:44,980 --> 02:00:47,360
So good baby.
510
02:00:49,130 --> 02:00:52,310
Yeah, grab her ass! Just like that.
511
02:00:54,630 --> 02:00:56,360
Have her bounce up and down on that cock.
512
02:01:13,650 --> 02:01:16,640
Aren't you glad you didn't blow up the plane?
513
02:01:29,870 --> 02:01:33,460
We want your come. We wanna taste your come.
514
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:38,740
Ahmad we want your come, Ahmad.
515
02:01:39,760 --> 02:01:42,080
Give us your come.
516
02:01:42,080 --> 02:01:44,080
You're so fucking hard and throbbing!
517
02:01:48,130 --> 02:01:50,860
You want me to come for you now? Yes, I want your come.
518
02:01:52,310 --> 02:01:54,510
Ahhh!
519
02:01:54,510 --> 02:01:56,880
Let me come for you.
520
02:02:12,610 --> 02:02:15,880
Grab that cock. Stroke it! Stroke it!
521
02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:24,540
It feels so good.
522
02:02:31,510 --> 02:02:33,590
That felt so good!
523
02:02:55,950 --> 02:03:00,840
[ticking]
524
02:03:04,700 --> 02:03:08,030
TWA 854 is now arriving....
525
02:03:08,030 --> 02:03:11,400
Wow! That was one hell of a flight!
526
02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:13,930
Why didn't you guys call the FBI on him?
527
02:03:13,930 --> 02:03:15,930
Well we didn't wanna add to his troubles!
528
02:03:15,930 --> 02:03:17,930
Oh, you guys are so sweet!
529
02:03:17,930 --> 02:03:24,370
Would you look at that!
530
02:03:24,370 --> 02:03:26,370
Hey, how come we didn't take his bomb away?
531
02:03:26,370 --> 02:03:28,370
That's a very good point!
532
02:03:28,370 --> 02:03:31,270
Girls...sweethearts...where are you going?
533
02:03:31,270 --> 02:03:33,270
We're going to City Hall to get married!
534
02:03:33,270 --> 02:03:34,940
What a minute, honey.
535
02:03:34,940 --> 02:03:38,290
Weren't you supposed to be going to dinner with Captain Morrow tonight?
536
02:03:38,290 --> 02:03:39,810
Not tonight!
537
02:03:39,810 --> 02:03:41,810
He's still got the detonator on his vest!
538
02:03:48,340 --> 02:03:57,120
[marriage march playing]
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