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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,960 Hey! Hallo! 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,840 Wake up! 3 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:21,120 My name's Florian Thomas. This morning, my dick started talking to me. 4 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,920 Hallo! 5 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,000 Wake up! 6 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,240 Come on! It's all down to us. 7 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,360 From now on, we are a team! 8 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,880 - A team? - Yep, you and me. 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,640 From that day on, he never stopped talking. 9 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:51,431 Produced by Bernd Eichinger 10 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,960 Let's go! Look! You can ski down those tits! 11 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,920 And you can wrap those legs round your head three times. 12 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,920 - Paragraphs not counting! - Do you know what? You have a problem, 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,320 She looks keen, Hey, we've hit jackpot! 14 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,320 -You see girls as sex objects. -And the problem is? 15 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:18,200 Have you ever considered more important things, other than sex? 16 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,200 - Like what? - Personality, for example. 17 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,200 -I love girls with personality. -Show me a girl with personality. 18 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:31,200 Take, for example, that girl. She's got two handfuls of personality. 19 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,760 - What about a sense of humor? - Sense of humor? Let's see. 20 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,800 - That girl! She has tons of humor. - You're a monster! 21 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,840 - Who? Me? - Yes, you! 22 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,280 -I'm your best friend. -Or my worst enemy. 23 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,280 - But listen. I am a part of you! - Not all girls are interested in 24 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,280 ... your filthy thoughts. - Of course! They are. 25 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,320 But they are not. 26 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,760 Her name is Maja Paradys. That sounds almost like "paradise". 27 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,840 Only misspelled. She is wise, charming, funny ... Just perfect. 28 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,840 Apart from a tiny problem. - She is not interested in you. 29 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,960 What the heck, look ... Free listing! 30 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,960 I'm fed up with you always putting me in awkward situations. 31 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,960 - Would you, then? - I wish only to have my dream girl. 32 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,960 This particular person. The girl of my dreams. Poets would call her "the only one". 33 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,880 - "Soul partner," lovers call it ... - Or rappers would call her "yo, bitch". 34 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,440 -OK. Go and talk to her. 35 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,640 - What if she won't talk to me? - Wow! At least she'll talk to you. 36 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,520 - She wants you! - Are you crazy? 37 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,840 - She's the new teacher! - So what? Oh-ho-ho-ho! 38 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,840 - What's the big deal? I think it's time to cop a feel. - Cop a feel? With her? Are you mad? 39 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,840 - With what? - What then? 40 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,800 Go behind her and grab her tits. If she turns around and smiles, 41 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,840 she likes it. 42 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,040 Quick, behind! 43 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,240 Bertram... 44 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,800 - Quick, get behind her. - What if she doesn't smile? 45 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,840 All women like it. 46 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,200 Wow, look 47 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:33,160 A good start. Put your hands on her ass. 48 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,480 - How? - Do as you would push yourself. 49 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,800 - Oh ... 'Sorry. - Great! Now move up to the tits! 50 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,840 Now slowly move your hands around her bells. 51 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,680 - Oh, Hallo Florian. - Hallo, Mrs. Müllerschön. 52 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,680 Did you see her smile? She loves it. 53 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,720 And squeeze them! 54 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,000 Check if they're firm. 55 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,600 Out the way, bitch. 56 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Don't call me bitch, you bitch! 57 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,960 I'll call you what I want. Just shut up. 58 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,240 As in video games, 59 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,880 Women's Field Hockey is the perfect mixture of sex and violence. 60 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,600 Great. Diane is hurt. And who replaces her now? 61 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,640 Here, here! Hallo! Me! 62 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,800 Guys, I'll tell you what: snip your dicks off, 63 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,280 and you can join us here! 64 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,320 Oh! 65 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,520 Shot Training. 66 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:08,000 The teacher? You must have been desperate. 67 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,040 Hm? 68 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:14,600 Her tits. Are they real or silicone? 69 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,160 - Oh, real. - No! 70 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,040 I've said it! She with the ashes! 71 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,840 Go on, Maja. 72 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,440 I dream of having a girlfriend like her. 73 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,600 Then I would never look at other girls. 74 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,240 Oh, my God. Maja! 75 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,360 With such a girl, a boy never needs other girls. 76 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,200 Let it not escape. Kiss her now! 77 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,960 Hallo Maja! 78 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,640 Filthy pervert! 79 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,240 According to your school report... 80 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:32,720 ...groping your teacher is not your usual behaviour. Well, Florian ... 81 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,200 This is a typical male fantasy. The first symptom, the men on a ... 82 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:42,200 fascination of sex, is unable to control his eyes away from female breasts. 83 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,900 The second symptom is to come to womens' legs 84 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:50,990 Then an uncontrollable admiration for women's feet. 85 00:06:50,991 --> 00:06:54,400 You might know that it is foot fetish. 86 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,880 There is an effective treatment only. 87 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,880 - What? - Castration. 88 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,160 What? 89 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,200 Relax. 90 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,680 A small joke of sex therapists. 91 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:12,400 I'll give you something to... calm yourself down there a bit. 92 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,360 This funny Sex Doctor probably helps! I wonder when she gives a house visit. 93 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,440 Ah! 94 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,760 It has 3 speeds. 95 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,240 It's the top of the model range, Kung Fu grip. 96 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,920 Best of luck, Florian. And do you think 97 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,760 once you you reach the door, do not hesitate, grab her tits? 98 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,840 Yes! Come on, do it now! 99 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,720 What about us? 100 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,240 Do not forget your medicine. 101 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,640 Next, please. 102 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,480 103 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,480 From now on, Maja and the other girls 104 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,760 will associate Florian with sexual superiority - What? 105 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:40,120 I'll give you an example. I once knew a gigantic girl. 106 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:44,160 She told me that she always lit a match... 107 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:48,160 when it smelled like she'd been to the toilet. 108 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,160 So every time I go for a dump... 109 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,160 I light a match. 110 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,440 So what's the big deal? - No idea. 111 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,800 Well, I think about her, of course! So, I shit at least once a day. 112 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,800 Maybe even twice. That’s it, at least once a day I think of her. 113 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,800 And that's association! 114 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,840 - What's that shit got to do with Flo and Maja? - Think of the association. 115 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,360 Flo kissed her and got a hard on. And Maja saw it. 116 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,360 - So each time she sees a hard on, she'll think of Flo. - That's ridiculous! 117 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:29,360 - You might tell nonsense! - And it was obvious that she liked it. 118 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:33,600 - Do you want to lose some more money? 119 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,600 I'll bet any sum, 120 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:41,680 - In one week, Maja will be falling at Flo's feet. - Agreed. Double or quit. 121 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:49,760 If we win, you will stand in the middle of town One hour ... naked. 122 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,800 - No problem. She'll never do it. - No, never. 123 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:56,520 - Can I have a word in this? - No! 124 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,800 - What was that all about? - Man, I would never have put money on it 125 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,800 if I thought it was Mission Impossible. I have a perfect plan, 126 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:10,120 but first, how did you get on? 127 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,680 I've got the solution here. How about this? 128 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,280 The modern toys brings nothing ... Listen. Your thing, in your pants, 129 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,280 is like a loaded gun. And if you do not use it from time to time 130 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,280 then at some point you will get hurt. I bring you a better thing. 131 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,280 From generation to generation this has been passed in my family 132 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:38,000 Has never failed, guaranteed Relaxation in any situation. 133 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,480 Just look at those. 134 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,040 Oh, and the ... 135 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,040 And the ... 136 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,280 Wow! 137 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,960 Uäh! 138 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,040 What then? 139 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,920 1953? 140 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,000 Pretty old. 141 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,960 Who cares? The women are great! 142 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,080 Yes, you're right. 143 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:26,240 - Well, it was really old. - Old? This was an heirloom! 144 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,240 - You know, it's just so .. - Flo, all of these pictures have historical value. 145 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:35,240 Over the years, they've always saved me. For example, Linda, yes? 146 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:40,240 This has always healed my sorrow. Just like ... Alison, Sharon and Wendy. 147 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,240 These girls are more than just pictures. They're like ... good old friends. 148 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,240 That's what I mean. Suppose she was 25 in 1953. 149 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,080 It was 50 years ago. 150 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,920 Now, she's 75 years old. 151 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,680 - Boah, that's disgusting! - Yes, and it gets worse. 152 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,680 - No, this cannot be! - But because it came to me 153 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:07,680 that all those fantastic women were old enough to be grandmothers. 154 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,440 - So, I thought of my grandmother. - Stop it! 155 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,680 But! What would she think in heaven 156 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:19,680 looking down at her grandson 157 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,680 trousers down and dick out... 158 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,480 - They should die again. - You'd need a crane to get me up! 159 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,880 Well, then, if that is so ... 160 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,760 have another look at the pictures. 161 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,960 Practice makes perfection. 162 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,760 - Is this Maja's house? - Yeah. Now do not worry. 163 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,320 Everything is prepared. Remember. the grandma is very old and helpless. 164 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,320 The family is looking for a nurse, who can look after grandma. 165 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:54,320 Maja will be in proximity. And in some days, she is perhaps a victim of your charm. 166 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,320 - I do not know. But I'm lying to her. 167 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,280 Everything comes cheap and smeary. I should be more honest. 168 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,960 Do you want her or not? 169 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:11,480 Hallo. Oh, you must be the new carer. Come in. 170 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,680 Thanks for giving me the opportunity. 171 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,840 - You? - Oh, you know each other already? 172 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,160 Well, then I leave you alone 173 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:31,320 - What are you doing here? - Wow! Grab her tits! Girls love it! 174 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,280 - Shut up! - What? 175 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,480 I'm the new nurse for your granny. 176 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,000 I think not. This is ironical of you. 177 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:45,080 Well good, because you are here, this is the grandma's room. 178 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:51,240 She would be called "Miss Paradis". She is almost 99, in a couple of days. 179 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,240 but you would not say that. 180 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:59,240 - She is quite tough for her age. - Ah, I am already prepared. 181 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:03,240 And ... Never give her alcohol. She'll order you to bring her some. 182 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,040 And you are really hard to refuse 183 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,240 Do not worry. 184 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,360 If something goes wrong, the job 185 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,440 is over! 186 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,720 Hallo, grandma 187 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:30,280 I would introduce you to someone He will from now on be your carer. 187 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,280 Let's go. 188 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,560 At best, you bring her something to eat. 189 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,880 Well, Fra ... Ms. Paradis, 190 00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:01,160 what are you watching? - What's the matter to you? 191 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,200 Good day. My name is Florian Thomas. 192 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,240 - Do you have any beer? - Ts-ts. 193 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,320 Beer, however, is not good for you. 194 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,520 Unlike ... This delicious soup here. 195 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,800 Is it beer soup? 196 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,840 No. I think this is pea soup. 197 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,240 - Definitely pea soup. - Get out of here! 198 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:46,480 And don't come back, unless you have beer 199 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,480 But that was not nice of you, Ms. Paradis. 200 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,640 - Get out. And don't let the door smack your ass 201 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:02,760 Ah. Look. We can do this in one of two ways. 202 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,720 The hard way or the easy way. Your choice. 203 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,520 - What should it be, eh? - Oh-oh! 204 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,760 Ah ... 205 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,440 Is everything up there OK? 206 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,280 What happened? 207 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,400 No, nothing ... Old people are like ... 208 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,040 babies and small animals. 209 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:36,560 They need our care. Men must take care of them. 210 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,720 This is so beautiful of you. 211 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:49,080 The guest washroom is over there. You ... you should wash perhaps? 212 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,120 Yes, a good idea. 213 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:57,240 Pretty hot. I ... go put my bikini on. 214 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,920 That was quite obviously an invitation. 215 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 - What? - Well, the thing with a bikini! 216 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,920 - She wanted you to see her putting a bikini on. - Say, are you crazy? 217 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:20,020 Go! A peek through the keyhole does not hurt. - Yes, but ... 218 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,920 Why she said it if she did not wish you to look? 219 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:29,960 Go get closer! She is so close; that you can almost touch! 220 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,280 Ah! 221 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,920 - What are you doing? - I ... 've just ... 222 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,760 - admired your doorknob! - My doorknob? 223 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,840 Yes ... 224 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,280 You have 3 seconds before I call the police. 225 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,680 Wanda's savaged Wuppertal. 226 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,640 In Eternal Memory 226 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,640 ... Oh yes, oh God ... 226 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:33,059 Oh, yeah, baby. Hit me on my buttocks. Hustle, my turn. 227 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,320 ... 228 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,020 Granny, you said that masturbating is unhealthy. 229 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:44,240 So now you'd better not look at it 230 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,560 Hey, not now. 231 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,640 What? 232 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,960 Shall I come back later? 233 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,200 ... Yes, shake my salad! 234 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,920 No, no ... My hands were dry. So I greased them with cream. 235 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,960 Red, I need your help. 236 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,240 Maja saw your sex magazine 237 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,240 And she thought I was peeping at her granny's ass. She will not speak to me. 238 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:26,040 - If Plan A fails, you step on Plan B. - Is that better than the first plan? 239 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,640 A player has just been injured. And now they need a new one. 240 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,640 - What does that mean for me and Maja? - Let me just do it. I'll care for you. 241 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,000 Maja will be crazy about you. 241 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,143 Hockey Register Here 242 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,800 Who is Wanda? 243 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,760 Oh, man! - Ah! - Pscht, pscht. 244 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,840 Wanda? Who is Wanda? I do not know Wanda. 245 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,320 - It does not matter if she is not coming. - Here I am. 246 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,000 I'm sorry, I'm too late. 247 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,040 - You're Wanda? - Yes, Wanda ... from Wuppertal. 248 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,040 Wow! 249 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,840 Wanda, Wanda, Wanda ... 250 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:54,760 Baby! Baby! This is a turkey ass! I love women with some meat to squeeze. 251 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,200 You talk to me? 252 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,320 Only you have a butt so big, the size of Hawaii. 253 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,280 I'd like to get on one knee and make it like a seal in the circus. 254 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:17,560 - What did you say? - A girl that loves the rough, huh? 255 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,920 256 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,440 You will regret 257 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,800 You have balls of iron? 258 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,080 - You have balls! - True! 259 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,160 Pussy Power! 260 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,320 Wanda! Wanda! Wanda ... 261 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,280 Do you have another round for Wanda? 262 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,680 Wanda. You're just crazy. 263 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,760 Tell us about yourself, Wanda Is there a guy in your life? 264 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,520 Yes. He is everything that a girl dreams of. 265 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,760 You mean he is gentle, sensitive, and may well express his emotions? 266 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,760 - Exactly. And he even sits through... 267 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,760 ... those silly romantic films with me. 268 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,680 - Like Love Story? - Ah ... 269 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,240 - What's Love Story? - It is so romantic. Imagine: 270 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,240 A man and a woman fall in love, incredibly perfect for each other, 271 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,240 and overcome all obstacles in the way for their love. 272 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,000 - Yes, and what happens then? - She dies! 273 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,440 Oh! How romantic ... 274 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,200 What a coincidence! That's his favorite movie! 275 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:46,760 - That sounds like the perfect man - Yes, Wanda, do not let him escape! 276 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,760 Too late. We are just good friends. He is up on both ears 277 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,760 in love with another girl. - Really? Who is the happy girl? 278 00:24:54,840 --> 00:25:00,040 - Well, you. Haven't you noticed? - How ... I? Who is that guy? 279 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,960 - Well, Florian Thomas! - Florian Thomas? 280 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:10,680 - Florian Thomas is the total sex maniac! - What? You've no idea! 281 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,320 Let me tell you about who the true Florian Thomas is. 282 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,200 Mm, look, she's hot. Tell her you'll tickle her crotch! 283 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,840 Any different thing to say? 284 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,240 I cannot believe that I treated him so incorrectly. 285 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,720 - You should apologize him. - Yes, you are probably right. 286 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,800 Then we drink! 287 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,520 ... Like a rock of granite, so like Real Madrid ... 288 00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:00,000 ... and so we move to the Bundesliga and we will soon be ... 289 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,280 the German champion ... 290 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,920 Oh! It's time for my "little girl"! 291 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,200 And, all right? What happened? - Flo, ... 292 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,200 It was a totally different world. Paradise! 293 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,200 I was groping more butts and boobs than a towel in a convent.... I'll tell you: 294 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,240 When girls go out, they're wild! 295 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,280 - Yes, but what about Maya? - Tomorrow, you'll come back for her granny! 296 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,920 - Ah! - I don't want soup. I want beer! 297 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,200 Okay. I'm good as new. 298 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,720 All clear? 299 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,880 Yeah. I think it's really great, that you give me a second chance. 300 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,400 And? How's the lovely granny today? - Oh, as usual, full of life. 301 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,720 Change the subject! 302 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,560 Let put your fingers to her cheeky little ass! 303 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,720 What is it? 304 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,160 - This is a beautiful bird! - You love animals? 305 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,760 - Are you surprised? - This is Sebastian, 306 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,160 the pride of my father. He is a very rare species, 307 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,560 the Indonesian Cockatoo. - Well, Dicker. Ah! 308 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,560 You mustn't stick your finger in his cage. He was only defending himself. 309 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,760 - Is it always so aggressive? 310 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,760 No. Only when he sits in his cage. Watch out, usually he is very sweet. 311 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,880 He has never bitten anyone. 312 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,080 - Oh no. Watch out! - Ah! 313 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,880 Don't move, relax! Oh God ... 314 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,760 - This should help. - No! 315 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,520 - Ah! - Oh God! I'm sorry! 316 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,240 - Is this better? - Ah ... 317 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:20,720 - Sebastian did not mean to be bad. - Okay. You know, I love birds. 318 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,640 Sometimes I spend hours trying to feed the birds in the park. 319 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,800 Honestly? That's beautiful. 320 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,280 I'm always good for birds. 321 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,760 I think that birds are indeed to be outdoors. They'll be much happier. 322 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,760 And that's why I also help a group, to set up a nature reserve. 323 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,900 - So, the animals have a home. - Wow. That sounds exciting. 324 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:49,760 There is a meeting tonight 325 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,720 - Would you like to go? - Yes, yes, yes. All that is needed. 326 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,080 Yes, of course. Even better! 327 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,160 I've got just the thing for you. 328 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,800 - Blue Sea? What should it be? - Oyster powder. 329 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:17,720 100 percent natural. Without additives. - My God, what am I to do with it? 330 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,760 That is aphrodisiac. Scatter it on her food or in her glass, 331 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,720 she will immediately think of sex. - Sounds great! 332 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,760 - I do not know. - Do a double for me! 333 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,760 What do you have to lose? 334 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,800 You go fishing but with a bait or not? 335 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840 - And it always works? - Yep! 336 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,720 When we found Tipsy, he was a poor, abandoned dog, 337 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,760 nobody wanted to have. To survive, he ate rats and small birds. 338 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,280 He was not himself. 339 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,760 And he was so sad that he had a habit of sitting 340 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,760 in the middle of the traffic road 341 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,200 to wait for being rolled over. 342 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,760 But ... thanks to a six-week, extremely expensive treatment, 343 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,640 has enabled us to rehabilitate him fully 344 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,720 from his terrible death yearning to happy living. 345 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,720 And as a symbol for our efforts today, we would like to have Tipsy 346 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:29,280 auctioned to the highest bidder. The proceeds will, of course, 347 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,760 help other homeless animals. - Let me do this. - What? 348 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,600 I know a trick to raise the price. 349 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:43,280 So good. The opening bid is €10. 349 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,280 €10 from the young man 350 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,720 I hear €20? Somebody? 351 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,560 Sold to the young man in the forth line for €10! 352 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,720 Flo! That is so sweet of you. I never thought that you liked it 353 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,480 You would even buy it. 354 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,160 Sweet! 355 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,720 The little guy needs a lot running 356 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,760 He is so happy. 357 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,600 Hey, Flo ... tonight was very nice of what you did. 358 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,720 Well, it was nothing. When I saw the little guy, I thought, 359 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:31,760 I had to do something. Something told me so. 360 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,840 - Hey! - Oh, my God! Flo, do something! 361 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,760 Tipsy! Tipsy! 362 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,400 - Oh God, I daren't look! - Shit! 363 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,960 You have saved him! 364 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,960 Oh, Florian! 365 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,080 Uh ... Way! Bäh ... 366 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,480 Oh ... Haha ... 367 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,760 ... Oh, yes. Oh God ... 368 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,080 Yes ... Shaking my salad! 369 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,760 Get lost! 370 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,720 - Hi. - Hi. 371 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,040 - Is Wanda at home? - She is sleeping, because .. 372 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,680 we had our Mum's Birthday celebrated just last night 373 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,960 Ah so. She forgot her pocket last night 374 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,920 Oh, thank you. 375 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:02,080 - I never knew she had a brother. - We are twins. 376 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,880 - We wonder if Wanda wants to go to a party. - A party? 377 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,120 - Yes. It is funny. Only girls! - Only girls? Is it true? 378 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:18,240 Yep. It is a kind of tradition. We do some silly girl stuff. 379 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,920 - For example? - I remember last year, 380 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,920 we were so drunk that the next morning, all woke up naked. 381 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,720 - It was madness! - That was the hammer. 382 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:36,160 That sounds so great! Wanda! I'll get her in short time. 383 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,440 Then she'll come fresh. 383 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,440 Uh ... Wanda? Wanda? 384 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,480 The sleep is still deep. 385 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,360 Set yourself like you are at home. 386 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,840 - Have we disturbed you? - Me? Nope ... 387 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,840 - I was watching ... a movie. - What then? 388 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,880 - Love Story. - Really? - Yes. 389 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:08,040 I'll go, wake up Wanda, then send her straight down. 390 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,040 Bye! 391 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,720 - Wanda! Your friends are here! - What is it? 392 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,200 - Hurry up and dress you up. - OK. 393 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,440 Oops! 394 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,160 Oh. 395 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,400 You know what? I think I must truly apologize you. 396 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,440 What for? 397 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,400 I thought you were one of those typical guys who just ... 398 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,400 you know, had his brain in his trousers 399 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,400 - But what was so wrong with you? - Me? 400 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,720 Well, with a woman like Ms. Müllerschön, that was rough. Why did you do that? 401 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,720 Well, you know, the truth is ... - Lie! Fast! 402 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,720 I passed crowds. I got dizzy before. 403 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,720 I remember only that I held something. 404 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,760 So that I did not fall over. 405 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,040 - Ah somehow funny. - Really? Do not know. I felt dizzy. 406 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:26,280 - Well, fortunately you were unhurt. - Wow, you're really on top of lie. 407 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,800 Keep it on! 408 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,560 This is not Love Story. 409 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,200 ... Yes, shake my salad! 410 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,240 - Hi, girls! - Hi, Wanda! 411 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,720 Let's party! 412 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,680 Excuse me in short time? I need times for small girls. 413 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,720 - This is classic. - Yes. Then go behind her! 414 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,720 Calm down! You're not going to ruin this evening. 415 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:21,600 Why should I want to foul you? Nobody wants you to succeed more than me. 416 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,720 Now! Hurry up and shoot that Oyster powder on her food. 417 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,720 - Stop it! Why should I do so? - Yes, on the safe side 418 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,680 or you will later regret. Hurry up before she comes back! 419 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,360 Okay. A little will not hurt. 420 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,560 More! Come on ... The bit is not enough! More! 421 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,760 That's better. Ah, I'm on starvation! 422 00:36:55,761 --> 00:36:59,200 - Bon appetit. - What is that? 423 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,200 Uh ... 424 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,800 Ah, that's probably cheese. - Well, exactly. 425 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,520 Mh, delicious! It's a good idea, with the cheese. 426 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:28,160 - Want a taste? - No, no. 427 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,560 Wow. I have never been in a bar, just for ladies. 428 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,160 What a good idea! 429 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,960 - Yes. This place is our tradition. - Well! In the tradition! 430 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,760 I did not know that Red Bull is your brother. 431 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,760 Really? Yes. 432 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,520 - What a pity! - I've heard that he's a real asshole 433 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,080 No ... Well, actually ... he is very cool. 434 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,120 You need to know the truth of him 435 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,280 And he knows so much about everything. 436 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,560 - What, for example? - For example, on the ... 437 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,920 ancient secrets, women take the climax. Yes. 438 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,240 - Really? - Yes. Listening 439 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,160 At 10, he had the Kamasutra memorized and 15, the tantric sex 440 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:38,160 And last week, he has just refined the Taoist Chinese method. 441 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,400 What is the Taoist method? 442 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,400 Oh, that's the one where the man satisfies the woman in a whole week 443 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,400 and at the end of the week, he has a single orgasm only. 444 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:52,200 Are men like that real? 445 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,160 - That sounds too good to be true. - Oh yes, this is it. And I'll tell you: 446 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,200 If he was not my brother, 447 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:03,240 I would all day long only have dirty sex with him. 448 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,640 - OK, Wanda. Are you ready? - Ready for what? 449 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,760 It is a surprise. 450 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,480 I love surprises. If so, go on 451 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,440 - Another surprise for you. - Ready? 452 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,520 The bad Wanda is ready for all outrages. 453 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,320 Except for that. 454 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,200 You know, many people have prejudices against me. 455 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,200 I know exactly your real problem. That is so unfair! 456 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,680 As for me, so many people have prejudices too. 457 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,720 - What do you mean? - Because I don't have a boyfriend 458 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,720 People said that I was jammed or incapable of, cold. 459 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,720 It's not true. You know, I want to find the right guy, 460 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,680 close with him before we can be together ... really be in love with each other. 461 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,880 - Yes, exactly. - In fact, 462 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,200 in a relationship, there are 3 things totally important. The first is honesty. 463 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,200 Yes. Well, honesty is with me even on the very top, before anything else. 464 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,680 - Well, faithfulness is equally important. - Sure, in any case. 465 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,840 - Uh ... and the third thing? - No sex before marriage. 466 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,680 Huh? 467 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,760 That was just a joke. 468 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,640 You should have seen your face! 469 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,600 Ah! 470 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,560 Bitch. 471 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,720 Urg ... 472 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,720 Wanda, please! I'm sorry. 473 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,680 It was. I'm not one of those girls! 474 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,600 It did not mean evil. It was just our tradition with new girls. 475 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,000 - Great tradition! - Oh, Wanda ... 476 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,800 Do not be angry, OK! 477 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,680 Actually, you should feel flattered. 478 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,360 The guy was totally on you. The guys are professionals! 479 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,440 I've never seen one of those guys getting hard 480 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,920 Hmm, somehow I like this. I'm getting horny. 481 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,480 Horny? 482 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,440 Ah ... ah! 483 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,040 Mh .. 484 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,600 Ah ... 485 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,360 Ah ... 486 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,920 Ah ... mh ... 487 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,440 Ah, ah ... 488 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,200 Ah, ah ... 489 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,200 Ah ... Ah ... 490 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,080 Ah! 491 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,880 Oh ... 492 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,440 Finally! 493 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,720 Come to Papa! 494 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,760 Ah! 495 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,040 Hey! My money! What about my money? 496 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,400 - That is so romantic here. - Yes. 497 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,760 Oh man! The oyster powder does not work! I've got it! Shoot it into her glass more! 498 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,760 Drive her somehow. - Do you know what I've read today? 499 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:44,680 Today there are many shooting stars. - Really? - Yes. 500 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,040 More ... More! - I see nothing. - More! 501 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,360 - There is one on the top! - Oh, come on? 502 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,680 I've heard that a wish under a shooting star would come true. 503 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,960 Have you got a wish? 504 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,000 Yes. 505 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,040 - What is it? - Your nose... 506 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,840 Oh, oh God, it is embarrassing! 507 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,360 Hopefully I will not drool. 508 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:28,840 Sorry! Were there any seafood in the food? 509 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,120 No. 510 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,720 It's funny. I am totally allergic to seafood. 511 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,720 Aha. So how about oysters? 512 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,880 Oysters? They are the worst. In child times, I almost died because of them. 513 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,040 Oh God, this is embarrassing.. Well, so what? 514 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:02,280 Why ruin a nice evening? It's probably nothing. 515 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,280 - Bottom up! - No! 516 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,800 Ambulance! 517 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,560 Hey. 518 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,840 - Stop! - She stole my 200 euros 519 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,640 Yes! Huh ... 520 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,160 - She's mine. - But not here in front of audience! 521 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,040 You see money I paid? You see money I paid? 522 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,240 - I'm afraid the news is not good. - No! 523 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,400 - Can I openly speak with you? - Please. 524 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:22,400 Because of her age, there are few options. I would recommend to pull the plug off. 525 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,680 What? 526 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,720 Yes! If she lives, she'll spend a vegetable life. 527 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,400 - Oh, my God. - If she even survives, 528 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,720 I believe she will slowly and painfully lose herself over the next few days. 529 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,720 - I'll never forgive myself, doctor! - This is a difficult decision, 530 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,720 - Mr Mueller, but ... - What? - Hmm? 531 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,800 I'm not Mr. Mueller. 532 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,120 Oh. I'm sorry. 533 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,520 Oh, my God! 534 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,240 Oh, great. We are alone. Let us begin with the treatment! 535 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,680 - What did you do? Again? - The poor girl suffered so much 536 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,200 - We should cuddle her. - What? 537 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:15,680 - Should I rape her during her sleep? - No! Just sit next to her 538 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,400 and be a bit nice to her. 539 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,520 A relaxing breast massage is exactly what she needs now. 540 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,440 It pleases her definitely. Trust me! 541 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,600 Did you see that? She will thank you later. 542 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:07,680 Why did you put oyster powder in my food? 543 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,200 Maja, let me explain. 544 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,520 You have explained enough 545 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,240 Goodbye. 546 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:29,400 - What the heck! How to win a girl. - Do you know it's time to muzzle in 10 minutes? 547 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,520 The nurse's tits were the hammers! 548 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,520 Shut up, I said! 549 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,720 - I'm sorry. - My pleasure. 550 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,680 - Quick, follow her. What are you waiting for? - No! I love Maya! 551 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,480 I love Maja ... She hates you. 552 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,680 You can be more like a weakling begging forgiveness. 553 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,680 Then you won't get any sex. Or you can be a man now 554 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,560 and take your fate to her ass 555 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,440 Hallelujah! 556 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,440 What can I do for you? Come into my office. 557 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,680 To be honest, I do not know if I really want this. I'm sorry. 558 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,560 Just because ... I love another. 559 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,640 Ah! 560 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,040 Help! 561 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,680 Help! 562 00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:01,640 Hallo. Excuse me, can you loose me? 563 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,600 Help! Can you give me maybe ... 564 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,680 You know what? You're really disturbing. 565 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,480 - No. No! Maja, wait! - What? 566 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,720 Wait! 567 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,520 - I, I must talk with you! - Speak 568 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,680 - Can you loose me first? - Nope. 569 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,720 OK ... Wait! 570 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,680 Listen! I, I've never so fallen in love with a girl before. 571 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:49,480 I'm so in love with you that I do not know what I do. 572 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,400 Do you understand? For the first time in my life ... 573 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:58,480 And what do I do? All power in my body makes me foul. 574 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,000 Ah ... oh! 575 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,640 If I could not win your trust. It's now or never. I accept that. 576 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,680 And then I'll miss the only chance of happiness in my life. 577 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,160 - That's why you wanted to poison me? - I did not want to poison you. 578 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,160 I thought that you liked me, that would not be enough. 579 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:22,880 Therefore, I put oyster powder in your food. It was aphrodisiac. 580 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,080 - Not for me. - Yes, I made a mistake. 581 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:31,880 - Can you forgive me again? - Did you really want me so much? 582 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,640 Do you know you look really silly there? 583 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,360 Do you want to go to a party with me? 584 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,960 Flo. This is your night. It can be no better opportunity to do it. 585 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,480 as the 99th birthday of Maja's grandma, in order to impress her family and friends. 586 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,640 - Hey, you bum! - But on the other hand ... 587 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,680 if you are again a sex offender, then you will never see Maja. 588 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,680 We must under no circumstances allow it. Wait 589 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,680 - Here. The answer to your problem. - What is this? 590 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,680 - A pocket pussy. - What? - A Plastic Pussy! 591 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,700 - With pimples! - Uh! The thing has beard! 592 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:44,520 It's easy to use. Just moisten, strictly stick and pump! 593 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,400 It's easier than riding a bicycle. And funnier! 594 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,760 - Hi. - Hi ... You look really nice. 595 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,040 Thank you. You also look good. 596 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:19,560 - What's that? - What? - Well, behind you? 597 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,480 - You mean, behind me? There is nothing there. - Clearly there is something. 598 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,720 Oh God, how sweet. 599 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,120 The small Tipsy. Tipsy. Yes, you sweet! 600 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,680 He's been following you. 601 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,720 We thought that we lost you, eh. 602 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,200 Tipsy! ... Shit! 603 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,720 We must find him before my father sees him. 604 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,720 He is allergic to dogs just as I am allergic to oysters! 605 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,160 Oh! 606 00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:03,080 ... Oh yeah, baby. Yes! Shake my salad! 607 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,880 Look! 608 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:33,480 How many times have I told you, you should not wank! 609 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,560 Wanking make you get very hairy hands! 610 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,000 Ah! Ah ... 611 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,720 Ah! 612 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,800 Watching Love story again? 613 00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:01,760 - No, I've only ... - Speed up and get your sister. 614 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,160 OK. 615 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,720 Hallo, my sugar doll! 616 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,320 - Papi, this is Florian. - My great pleasure to know you. 617 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,160 I am also very pleased, Mr. Paradis. 618 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,120 Oh dear. I'm sorry. 619 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,640 - No problem. - Strange. 620 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,960 Are there any dogs? 621 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,320 Nope. 622 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,520 Sorry, Florian. 623 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,720 Never mind. 624 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:17,600 - We must get rid of Tipsy! - Maja, Florian! 625 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,640 - It is nice to see you. - Good evening, Ms. Paradis. 626 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,960 Oh. This is my sister. Eva, Florian. 627 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:31,320 - Nice to know you, Florian. - The party can finally begin! 628 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,160 Come on, we'll be around, eh? 629 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:41,040 - She's a horny bitch! As usual... - Oh, really? 630 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,080 Really? 631 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,680 Hallo, my love. - Good evening. Hallo. 632 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,680 - The dressing rooms are over there. - Where is your granny? 633 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,680 I hope she does not drink much. It is not good for her heart. 634 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,680 It also makes flatulence. First, we must find Tipsy. 635 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,680 Yes. 636 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,560 - People said it was because of time? - No, only a bit 636 00:58:26,465 --> 00:58:30,538 We sould do this more often. Tomorrow night or something. 637 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,680 Oh, Silke. I do not know when was the last time I had so much fun. 638 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,720 Me neither. 639 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,800 Michaela has a sweet little ass. 640 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,600 I think I'm jealous. 641 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,680 Hey, girls. Louise is in the pool. The water is warm! Come along! 642 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,240 The last one will lose! 642 00:59:03,225 --> 00:59:05,580 Come on, it is nice. 643 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,800 Oh, swim? 644 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,720 - Tipsy! - Tipsy! 645 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,680 - Shit! Tipsy! - Tipsy! 646 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:26,000 Could you two children go in the garage and pick an ice pack? 647 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,080 - Sure, Ms. Paradis. - Thank you. 648 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,000 No! It's Ferrari! 649 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:44,080 My father would swap me, my mother and his bird for that car. 650 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,200 Oh, a bit messy. 651 00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:01,720 Perhaps we should simply pick the ice and then go out. 652 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,480 - Someone left it open? - Ah! 653 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,560 It is all melted. 654 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,280 Sorry, but you look so funny. 655 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,600 - What? - Titillate her. It works! 656 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,720 Stop it. 657 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,080 Perfect time. Now grab her! 658 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,560 Maja. In the last few days I had ... Oh! 659 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,080 Wow. You really know where it's is. Fast, spur it on! 660 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:51,320 - It feels great, Maja. - But I do nothing. 661 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,320 Yet. Crazy! Oh! 662 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,720 Tipsy! 663 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,320 Ah! 664 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,760 Super jump, Louise! Great attitude, Michaela! 665 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,720 Silke, toddleee! 666 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:25,720 I bet you dare not be naked under water! 667 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,160 Oops! I got wrong. 668 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:35,960 - Wanda, come here. The water's great! - No, my body shape is not as beautiful as yours. 669 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,560 And I have a great view up here ! 670 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,520 Wow! Uh! 671 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,680 My God, Wanda, I never knew your boobs were so big. 672 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,680 You have at least triple-Ds! 673 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,320 Oops! There was at least half of the pool in them! 674 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,520 What is going on here? 675 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,400 Flo had a small accident. 676 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,760 With Ice Cream! 677 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,840 Health, Papi. 678 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:43,240 I can not help. I smell a dog here! 679 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,160 - Use the bathroom on the first floor. - OK. 680 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,120 I must find Tipsy. 681 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,800 - Oh my God, my Muschi bag! - Your what? 682 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,600 Oh. What do we have here? 683 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,080 - Oh. - Hallo. 684 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:34,080 - Oh, dear God, thank you! - That's not the work for a man. 685 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,320 Hey. Wait a minute. 686 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:43,080 Hallo. Hi. I am here down below! - Why are they just so messy, young man? 687 01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:45,680 Small accident. 'Sorry, 688 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:50,120 - Can I take them back? - Oh! Is there someone totally excited? 689 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:54,440 - No! I want my pants back! - And what is that? 690 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,480 That's me! 691 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,560 Oh! 692 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,840 Oh! Hallo! Maja, treasure, your friends are here! Come in. 693 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,160 If you come here! Oh, hi, guys. 694 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,120 - Oh, kookoo! - Hi. We celebrate Wanda admitted, is it OK? 695 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,640 Sure, come in 696 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:34,120 Where is your lover, girlfriend? 697 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,280 Oh. 698 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,320 Hoppala. 699 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,840 - Go! Get ready for me! - No! No! 700 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:52,400 - I did not mean to disturb. Sorry. - Maja! Wait. 701 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,440 Let her go, she'd better go away 702 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,020 No! You don't understand. I love her. 703 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:11,120 - Shit! - Where were we? 704 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:19,400 - Open it! I need it! - Oh, my God! It's granny! 705 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:24,240 If she sees us together, she'll get a heart attack! 706 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,280 - Quick, hide yourself! - What? Here? 707 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:31,240 - Faster! Do it! - What is going on? Damn it! 708 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,880 - What, what's this? - Keep it! 709 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,720 Open the damn door! Damn it! 710 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,560 Open it! 711 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,760 Stupid cow! 712 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,560 - Do you know what I would wish? - Hmm? 713 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,800 I would hope just one typical man, who simply says that 714 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:27,400 he wants to put me over the knees, slap my ass and rip my clothes off. 715 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,560 No fairy tale, just the truth. 716 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,200 That would be so refreshing. Do you agree? 717 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,680 Yes. 718 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:43,440 Wanda, your brother Red Bull looks like he is that sort of guy. 719 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:48,520 The one who knows what girls want, the deeds and not mediocrity. 720 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,720 A pity that he is not here tonight. 721 01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,760 Oh, how clumsy of me. I'll be back. 722 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,600 Come on, get out of here, Aunt Eva is looking for you! - Shut up. 723 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,080 At last! 724 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:14,120 Damn! It's blocked! Where is the plunger? 725 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,400 Hey, hey, watch out. 726 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:59,640 - Maja. What is happening? - Wanda! Men are such pigs! 727 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,680 - What happened, Sweetie? - I caught my aunt and Flo 728 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:08,200 holding a vibrator in the bathroom. 729 01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,600 Oh, not bad! I mean, how bad! 730 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:17,960 Men are so faithless, mendacious, sex obsessed cheaters! 731 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:22,880 Ah, but you know what people say: Guys are just guys. 732 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:28,680 Ah! 733 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:36,800 Oh, Silke, you are here? What a surprise. 734 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,720 Yes. Your sister and I, we have just talked about you. 735 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,760 Oh. What a coincidence. 736 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:50,080 - Strange. She was still here. - You know, Silke, I've thought of me, 737 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:53,080 it would be very refreshing, 738 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:58,560 - and if I tell you what I really think. - You really think about what? 739 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:02,640 To be honest, I'm not a man of the many words. The fact is 740 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:07,280 I know what a girl wants and prefer to let deeds speak. 741 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:11,280 Well, Silke, this is so: I like to put you across my knees, 742 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:15,400 slap your ass and rip your clothes off. - You pig! 743 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,800 - Thank God! Flo, you are here! - Yes. 744 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:34,720 - Has anyone accidentally seen Maja? - That can wait. 745 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,720 - I need your help now. - Yes, of course. But only if Maja ... 746 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:42,720 No. I need you now in a moment. Do me a favor. 747 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,720 Sit in the fireplace room with grandma. With all the alcohol in the blood, 748 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,720 she is not mentally good. Pay attention that she does not do silly, yes? 749 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,720 750 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,680 And remember: We rely on you. 751 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,680 Thank you! 752 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:16,920 Well, Ms. Paradis. Remember me? This is such an honor ... 753 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,680 Miss Paradis? 754 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:37,360 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ... 755 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,600 That is not what it looks! 756 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,680 Happy birthday to y. .. 757 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,000 Oh! I ... my ... Oh God. 758 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:13,000 I am so terribly sorry. I, I know no more ... 759 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,920 - No! - Oh. 760 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,800 Tipsy, out! 761 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,680 Tipsy! 762 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,680 Get out of my house! 763 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,120 Give me beer! 764 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,960 Out! 765 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,800 Florian! 766 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,960 - Maja, I'm ... - Wait. Let me first talk this time. 767 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:12,160 When I knew you, I thought you were interested in sex only. 768 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,880 Then I got to know you better, I thought 769 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:20,880 that you really loved me and with us that was special. 770 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,880 And then I saw you with my aunt 771 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:29,840 Sure, there were some misunderstandings and I am not perfect. 772 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,920 But what should this be? 773 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:42,720 Boah! Aunt Eva looks delicious to bite. 774 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:49,120 You are hopeless! I never want to see you again! 775 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:52,760 What the heck. Let us seek Aunt Eva. 776 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:57,120 Now that's enough! You said for the last time! 777 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:09,120 What do you mean? 778 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,840 Au! What should this be? 779 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,280 - That's enough. I've got enough with you monster! - Hey, don't be so hasty. 780 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,280 - We can certainly discuss! - There is nothing to discuss! 781 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:28,280 That incident with my teacher was bad enough. 782 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,280 Because of you I would have my girl, that I love, almost poisoned. 783 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:37,280 The girl that can save me! And then you led me with her aunt 784 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:41,280 in her house, on her granny's birthday! - Accidents happened 785 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:45,280 They were no accidents! You just want to have sex. 786 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:49,280 Every day. Every hour! All the time! - But what's so wrong? 787 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,280 What is wrong? You have my life ruined. Without Maja, you are nothing. 788 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:57,280 I want no other girl! If I do not have Maja, 789 01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:01,280 I need you no more! - I will change, I promise. 790 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:06,120 I will be honest. Trust me! - It is now too late. 791 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,520 But ... - Say goodbye! 792 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,680 Stop! 793 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,680 Is he ... 794 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,200 I'm still here. 795 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:28,160 - Maybe we'll need him. - Phew! 796 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,040 Oh! 797 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,520 I've heard everything, what you said. 798 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:52,680 What is it? Don't you like me? - No ... But! 799 01:15:54,720 --> 01:16:01,240 I mean, Maja, I love you. 800 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:08,280 It's just... wait! I'll be back in a moment. 801 01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:19,640 What's your problem? Isn't this what you wanted? 802 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:23,640 Not just with one girl. Well, it is strange 803 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:27,640 This is your thing, not mine. I'm too young for monogamy! 804 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,640 Just give me peace for a year. Three months. - 3 months. - 8 months. 805 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:35,640 4 months. - 6 months! 6 months? - Yes! 806 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,680 OK. But only 6 months. 807 01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:56,120 Good day! 808 01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,560 Wow! 809 01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,200 Wow! 810 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,920 Should I stay here or can you apologize me for? 811 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,920 Are you still angry? I thought things were over. 812 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:22,920 I thought your behaviour wasn't that bad, after all. 813 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,640 - Really? 814 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:27,680 You were just honest, weren't you? 815 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,680 Yes, yes. 816 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:34,640 Moreover, your "sister" told me. Well... from your studies 817 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,400 - My sister? - Wanda, you know what I mean. 818 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:43,440 - Nee. - It's the Chinese way... 819 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,560 Also called the Taoist method. 820 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,360 Uh ... 821 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:55,680 Talk Chinese to me, you dog! 822 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:26,440 - What's the surprise? - Exactly! 823 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:32,360 - Yes, you'll see in a second. - We've got something for your information. 824 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:42,040 Flo, it is not a surprise? Your favorite movie! 825 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:45,080 That's so romantic. 825 01:18:53,120 --> 01:19:01,080 826 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,640 ... David, I want to help you. 827 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,480 - Wendy is dead - I'm sorry. 828 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:37,280 Love means not to say sorry. 828 01:19:43,320 --> 01:22:37,280 Translated from German by Q. (Also referred to Dutch and Norwegian versions) 829 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,840 Herr Doctor? How's my wife? 830 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,600 - Well. Who are you? - Mr. Mueller. 831 01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:52,640 Oh. 832 01:22:55,640 --> 01:23:14,680 German subtitles by Vicomedia in 08/02. Ripped by SkyFury 833 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:19,920 65943

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