All language subtitles for Murderers.Row.1966.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

Well, gentlemen,

the dream has come true.

Hmm. And not just
for Republicans.

We will control the most powerful
bomb in the universe:

The sun.

When do we strike?

Not at a model,
but at Washington itself?

We will strike within 10 days.

Thanks to our colleague here,

the first man ever
to break the security

of American intelligence
and counter-espionage.

He has cracked the l.C.E.,
so to speak.

And now we have positive identification
of all their top agents.

Julian: These gentlemen
have ceased to amuse me.

Still their voices forever.

What?

Kill them!

I'm cold.

Well, wait till you get
your costume on.

Well, you're supposed to look cold.
You're miss January.

What a way to start the year.

All right, honey,
in front of the map.

Oh, I've never been
to Minnesota.

Well, you're there now,
and it's mighty cold,

so let me see those goosebumps.

Oh, good girl.

Now a little to the left.

I want to catch you
right near duluth.

Why, that's my best feature.

Matt: All right, now you
just lower your left arm

'cause we don't want
to h-h-hide the twin cities.

Perfect.

Oh, you're some tricky fellow.

Well, I wanted to get
the real you.

It's all real.

All right, you can change now.

Well, was I all right?

Oh, better than that.

Usually I have trouble
with a new girl. But not you.

You can go out the back way.

Well, what should I do
with the costume?

Drop it in the ashtray.

Good morning, Mr. helm.

Well, good morning, lovey.

Mmm. Anything important?

Ah, just that letter
from Mr. Graham.

It can wait. Have your juice
and coffee first.

All right.

Js there's an old
spinning wheel >

js where my head is j

j can't remember last night j

js what a crime j

j but I'm feeling so rotten
this mornin'

j must have had me
a wonderful time j'

There's nothing like
fresh orange juice.

Still on the calendar layout?

Oh, yeah.

November and December were here
last night. Just finished, uh, January.

And February's on the way.

You look beat.

Well, I've had a rough winter.

Now where'd we leave off
yesterday?

Um, "dear Mr. Graham,

thank you for the kind offer
to join your new magazine."

But after taking care
of a few loose ends,

I plan an extended vacation.

I'm going to roam all over

this great big,
beautiful land of ours

and explore
every cranny and nook

and hill and Dale

that I ever dreamed of
in my youth.

Cordially...

No, make that "warmly" yours.

And warmly yours.

Lovey, what's July doin' here?

I haven't even
buttoned up January.

That was April.
Spring will be a little late.

Good. I'm goin' in
and lying down.

I'm July.

I believe it.

Uh, lovey will show you
your costume.

We're going to do
the spirit of '76.

767 are you kidding?

I'm only a 44.

Well, that's patriotic
enough for me.

Hello.

Matt? MacDonald.

We're in a terrible jam.

Well, so am I.

MacDonald:
Matt, listen, you've...

I'm... I'm hangin' up.

Matt, the situation
is desperate.

You're tellin' me.
February isn't here yet,

uh, July is 4 months early,
and April's 3 months late.

30 days has September.

I got under the blankets
to warm up.

January's such a cold month.

I never thought
I'd live to say this,

but all I want to do is
lie down here quietly.

I'm tired. Now be a good girl
and go on home. Mmm?

Well, that's not the Matt helm
I heard so much about.

It does seem a little ridiculous,
doesn't it?

Mmm.

But I mean it, now.
You go on out like a lamb.

I want to wish you
happy new year.

Well, I'm glad
you talked some sense into me.

What's this?

Now you've done it.

We're going to take the plunge.

Oh, I just had my hair done.

Let me go! Let me go!

I think I'd better walk in.

Oh, no.

Let go of me.

We'll go in together.

Let me go, huh?

Let me go!

Let me go, please. Let me go!

Not the Matt helm
you've heard of.

Thank you, furnas.

So long, Matt.

Woman: > Roll out the barrel »

d> we'll have a barrel of fun j»

jd roll out the barrel j»

j» we'll have the blues
on the run j»

2» a-zing, a-boom, tararrel j

2 ring out a song
of good cheer j

j» now's the time
to roll that barrel j»

j 'cause the gang's all here j»

2» a-zing, a-boom, tararrel j

I... 1 just can't take
any more, lovey.

J» now's the time
to roll that barrel j»

j 'cause the gang's all here »

to Matt helm.

All: To Matt helm.

You're late.

Thanks.

I'm sorry I missed my funeral.
How'd it go?

Great. The tears would have
done your heart good.

Matt helm is dead,
and he's going to stay dead.

Well, now just a darn minute.

That's direct
from the white house, Matt.

Well, 1 ain't votin'
for him again.

It's up to you.

Shall we, uh,

look at some pictures?

Hey, your own
drive-in movie. Huh?

There's a car just like this
waitin' for you.

Where?

We'll get to it.

Hey, double feature.

That's the French riviera, Matt.

Cannes, to be exact.

You're exact.

Matt: Hey, valley of the giants.

MacDonald: That device they tried
to kill you with

was developed by our
own scientists, Matt.

It's called a helio-beam.

That's the man that invented it.

Matt: But when did he find time?

His name is Dr. Norman solaris.

He's, uh, been vacationing
on the riviera.

How did you tear him
away from the lab?

He's been working
on this invention for years.

And now he has
a super-helio-beam.

I figured he had somethin'.

This beam can
knock out an army, Matt,

a city, a continent!

It can bring peace
or complete annihilation.

It's a dreadful responsibility.

I can see it's, uh, weighing heavily
on his mind.

2 days before he was supposed
to meet with the president,

solaris suddenly disappeared.

Defected, kidnapped,
we don't know.

Maybe he was just worn out.

Just vanished without a trace.

Have you looked under any beds?

Mmm-hmm.

Matt, whoever has solaris
is trying to build that beam.

We haven't got much time.

Any leads at all?

Mmm-mmm.

This is a rare type ore, Matt.

It's called helio-magnesium-x4.

I liked the other
measurements better.

This x4 is essential to the operation
of the super-beam.

There's a huge load of it
on its way now

across the mediterranean.

You find out its destination,

and we believe
you'll find solaris.

You'll be operating
out of monte Carlo.

Mighty pretty country
down around there.

Her name is Dominique.

You'll be, uh, working very closely
with her.

As close as I can get.

Oh, and by the way,

your name will be
James a. Peters.

Ah!

Matt, now I'm going
to throw you a curve.

And it's a big one.

If you find solaris,

we want you to get him out
if you can, naturally.

But if you can't, you...

You're gonna have to kill him.

We can't risk what he knows
getting over to the enemy.

Why do I always get
the fun jobs?

Because you're the only one
I can trust.

Matt, for the first time,

there's been a break
in the security in l.C.E.

There's a traitor among us.
A double agent.

That's why only 2 people
know you're still alive.

Me and the president.

And that's why you'll be operating
strictly on your own.

You can't even contact me.

You understand?

Right.

Oh, and, Matt, uh,

one other thing.

What I, uh, what I just said to you
about solaris

applies to you as well.

I don't get you.

Matt, they can brainwash
a vacuum cleaner.

They'd have you
killin' for them,

you wouldn't even know
you were doing it.

So if they grab you, you get in a jam,
you can't get out...

I understand.

Good boy.

I ain't goin'.

Good old Mac.

MacDonald: Put me down!

Mmm?

You don't have time
fo sit around drinking.

You've got work fo do.

Yes, it's me.

Imagine doin' that
to a beautiful bottle of booze.

I figured this was the surest way
fo get your orders fo you.

Contact Dominique immediately.

Hotel du gide,
Avenue st germain.

Ah, shut up! I'll fix you, boy.

I-I'll join the a.A., and you won't have
anybody to talk to.

You say one word
and I'll kill you.

Ah! Now you're talkin'.

J 1 go my way alone

j free and easy
like a rollin' stone >

j I'm strictly on my own j

j not the marryin' kind .»

j I'm happy bein' free j

j no girl's gonna put
a ring on me

j that's how it's got to be >

j I'm not the marryin' kind j»

j I've been known
fo run a mile j

js so if you want me
to stay a while >

j don't start changin'
my style j

j it's always been my plan j

js to say single any way I can j

Jim just a happy man j

stop it!

Stop.

Oh, stop it!

No matter how many times I stare
at the sun setting on the riviera,

it never fails to excite me.

Especially if a young girl
with nothing on

is sitting there, too.

You can be such an angel.

And I may arrange it.

Uh, mister. Uh, monsieur.

Mister will do.

Oh, got a little fire?

Well, where shall I start?

I never forget a face.

I think I saw you
in a movie, a drive-in.

No. No, I work in a record shop.

Um, are you a friend
of Dominique's?

Oh, no. A fellow from the states
asked me to say hello.

Well, I don't think
she's in today.

Oh, no. She's out.

Well, thanks for the light.

Don't mention it.

Um, by the way,
who shall I say was calling?

Oh, uh, I don't think it would mean
very much to her.

Coco.

Mmm!

It is a beautiful sunset.

Now there's something
for all of us to see.

Jl if you're thinkin'
what I'm thinkin' >

j we won't have to say a word ./

jl if you're thinkin'
what I'm thinkin' >

j then your heart's
already heard >

js when I smile
you know exactly what I mean

jl if you're thinkin'
what I'm thinkin' >

after I graduated Yale,

dad wanted me
to come into the firm,

but I said, "no!
I want to make it on my own."

So he gave me $250,000
in traveler's checks

and here I am.

J nothin' in between j'

j flowers smilin' j

j raindrops falling j»

j winter turns to spring j

j when you feel

j the way we're feeling .»

j words don't mean a thing j»

jl if you're thinkin'
what I'm thinkin' >

j then you know the reason why j

j why the sunset
hugs the ocean >

j and the treefops kiss the sky

j they're so close ./

j there's room for nothing
n between j'

jl if you're thinkin'
what I'm thinkin' >

hi. Still looking, huh?

Dominique hasn't come in yet.

I don't know where she is.

This is dancin'?

It's called a discotheque.
Do you want to try?

Well, I don't disc.

On! Whoops!

J»

Oh, that's great.

And you said you couldn't dance.

Hey, you'll... you'll break
somethin'. Up... up... up!

It's like directing traffic.

Pt

Don't you think we should be
introduced first?

Hey, now you're swingin', dad.

Dad?

He calls everybody dad.

Don't he know?

It's a wise son
who knows his own father.

The way they're wearin'
their hair nowadays

it's a wise father
who knows his own son.

He came here right from
Dominique's apartment.

He's dancing with a girl now.

No, I have no idea who he is.

Maybe we'll find out afterwards,
from his widow.

When did you see her last?

Who?

Whoa!

You mean Dominique?
I don't know.

Sometime today.

Why?

Well... oh, I've...

Well...

Mademoiselle, we regret to inform you,
Dominique has been murdered.

Dead?

Yes, mademoiselle.

An American was seen
driving a thunderbird.

I hate a guy that wears jewelry.

I must... I must protest.

I must...

Hey, hey, thanks for the help.

Oh, an American?

Yeah. Why?

Hey, you speak english?

Very well. Yes.

You're under arrest.

Julian:
That's him. That's the man.

No doubt about it.

You are positive?

Absolutely.

He's the one we saw leaving
that poor woman's room.

Thank you, monsieur wall.

And you, madame?

Oh, now just a doggone minute!

I got some rights, too.
I am an American citizen.

We will play
the star-spangled banner

when you're in
the electric chair.

Ah, then I have to stand up.

Madame duquette,
can you identify this man?

She can.

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Naturally, one wants to be sure.

A man's life is at stake.

The truth of the matter is,

I was watching the sunset.

No matter how many times,

it never fails to excite me.

I really couldn't be sure.

Oh, you're a sweet, warm,
wonderful human being.

We still have one more witness.

What is this, bastille day?
You know, where I come from,

I have the right
to be picked out of a lineup.

And so you shall.

All right, line up over there.

Don't tell mom about this.

Well, here we are,
Patty, Maxine, and Laverne.

We're ready, captain.
The girl is outside.

Captain: Send her in.

She'll never be able
to tell us apart.

Take your time, mademoiselle.

And do not be afraid.

Who's afraid?

It's not him.

It's not him.

Got a little fire?

It's not him, either.

Are you certain? Look again.

I'm positive. He's not the one.

Captain: How about you,
monsieur orcutt?

I can't tell. I was underwater
a good deal of the time.

I have never been surer
of anything in my life.

Well, we're very civic-minded
and all that, but it is getting late,

and if there's nothing else
we can do here...

Good night, captain.

Come along, Julian.

Maybe we can find somebody for you
to run over on the way home.

Uh, I must ask you to stay available to us,
monsieur Peters.

Mmm.

Thanks, fellas.
We... we made a great team.

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir, Laverne!

No, I'm Maxine. That's Laverne.

Arrivedercr

Why did you lie?

I have my reasons.

I don't want him in jail.

The visiting hours
are so inconvenient.

But why did the girl lie?

I have to talk to you. Meet me
at my place in an hour. Ok?

Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hold it.
Not so fast, little girl.

How come in there... how come?

Well, at the pool today. When
I said thanks for the light,

you said, "don't mention it."

Yeah?

So I didn't.

I just had to make sure, Billy.

A person doesn't want
to make a mistake

about something
as important as that.

Suzie: Who is it?

Your old dancin' partner.

Come in.

Cute place you got here.

I've been waiting for you.

The room service
ain't bad, either.

[, um,

I want you
to come over to my side.

I'll make it worth your while.

You already have.

She hired you, didn't she?

She had you kill Dominique.

Who?

Coco duquette.

You've done other jobs
for her, haven't you?

Well, if you say so.

Where's Norman?

Norman?

Come on. Come on,
you owe me one.

Norman solaris. Where is he?

I never heard of him.

All right, get out of here.

Oh, now I know why you took me
off the hook with the police.

You thought I knew something
about this fellow, solaris.

That's right.

Matt: What's he to you?

What's the difference?

Look, coco had something
to do with this.

She's a bad guy,
and she's capable of anything.

And what are you?

You think I'm a murderer,

you lie to the police on a chance
that you'd find your boyfriend...

He is not my boyfriend!

Norman solaris is my father.

He's never wanted it known.
Vanity, I guess.

Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,

but I don't know
anything about it.

Now you figure it out
for yourself.

If this coco girl
hired me to do the job,

she wouldn't have shown up
at the police station.

And I ain't no murderer.

Now, what makes you
so positive she is?

Jealousy, revenge.

My father and Dominique were
pretty good friends for a while.

Then coco came along.

Coco wanted him for coco.

She really fell for him?

He was here on vacation.
Vacations end.

Coco didn't want it to.

Look, maybe I'm all wrong.

He can take care of himself.
Only this time...

I don't know.
I've got the funniest feeling

that she's mixed up
in it somehow.

Well, I figure that
if anybody's the heavy,

it's her husband,
that mons/eur wall.

They're not married.

You mean they hate each other
like that for nothin'?

She and Julian wall have
been together for years.

She flaunts her little side
trips in front of him.

I think it's part
of the arrangement.

Nice people.

Rich people.

That island out there,
he owns it.

Shipyards, boats, yachts.

Barges?

A whole fleet of them.

I think I'll come over
to your side.

Well, I... 1 don't have
very much to offer.

You-you're puttin' me on.

I didn't mean.

I didn't think you did.

But we'll think of something.
In the meantime, now,

don't... don't you go tellin'
anybody about your family tree,

'cause whoever grabbed him
might grab you.

And if there's any grabbin'
to be done around here...

I demand an explanation.

What is the meaning of this
nocturnal assignation?

Is he rehearsing for a play?

I think it's only fair
to advise you, sir,

that I have boxed
3 years for Yale.

Well, I think that's very sporting
of you to warn me, old boy.

Good night, miss magnolia.

Good night.

I intend to stand guard here
for the rest of the evening.

Don't look at me.

I'm going out to place a
big bet on, uh, Harvard.

Man over P.A.:
Stay where you are.

If you try fo escape,
we will shoot

Well, welcome to Disneyland.

Julian: Well, well, well.

Forgive me,

but I don't believe I got your
name at the police station.

Peters. Jim Peters.

I sell American
postcards. No offense.

Well, what are you doing here?

To tell you the truth,
I... I was having a barbecue.

I ran out of charcoal.

I am going to keep doing that

every time I hear
an answer I don't like.

Shall we try again?

What are you doing here?

Oh, I heard, uh, rumors
around the waterfront

and I figured
if I got somethin' on you,

it might be worth money
to somebody.

What rumors?

Oh, about some kind of ore.

Now that was a good answer.
I liked that one.

Hey, I'm glad.

Now can you give me
one good reason

why I shouldn't drop you
to the pavement?

Certainly: I'll get killed.

Besides, I can, uh, tell you
where I get all my leads.

Where?

Oh, not while I'm up
in this shovel, mister.

What were you doing in
Dominique avignon's apartment?

Oh, a fellow in the states,
he gave me her number.

39-26-34.

The girl from the discotheque,

we know you were
in her flat last night, too.

We will have to do
something about her.

Oh, I tried. Nothing.

Well, what do you think?
Shall 1?

Why? We can always kill him.

Your way takes longer.

I think we should check him out

with our contact in Washington.

There may be more to Mr.
Peters than meets the eye.

True.

Although what meets
the eye isn't bad.

Wrap him up.

Matt: You I like.

And you,
you'll come along nicely.

Crazy fraternity ring, huh?

Phi beta ripper or something?

James a. Peters.

Postcard salesman.

About 6"2', dark hair.

You can reach me later
at headquarters.

That's all.

We thought our
troubles were over

when we got rid of Matt helm.

Well, maybe they are.

Don't kill him until
we find out who he is.

We don't want to kill
a perfect stranger.

Nobody's perfect.

Dr. rogas,
have you anything to tell me?

I'm afraid not, sir.

And what about the computers?

Sir, they've tapped
the preliminary formula,

that's all.

We still don't have
the bending principle.

Some garbled equations
are coming out,

but we need solaris himself
fo explain them.

And, uh, he still won't crack.

Then make him crack.

I don't care how you do it,
but make him crack.

Now, that final shipment
of x4 is on its way.

The minute it gets here,
we strike!

We have got to have that beam!

Yes, sir.

No reason we can't be civilized.

Oh, I never touch the stuff.

Are you sure you won't join me?

No.

I can't stand
a drink that's hot.

We have no fridge.

I was afraid you were
strictly an iceman.

Oh, icemen are out of business.

Nowadays they're
using refrigerators

to chill everything.

There are other ways.

See?

Cuckoo.

Coco.

Crazy.

Sometimes.

Bottoms up.

I can hardly wait.

You mind turning off your head?

That's better.

No,

I take it back.
Turn it on again.

Stop!

I ain't as fond of you
as you think.

He's awake.

Bring him up.

On your feet!

You know you're beautiful
when you're angry? Mmm?

Julian: There's a whole new
breed of scientists today.

They smoke, drink,
swear, play around,

but they won't answer
one simple little question.

How do you destroy
Washington, D.C.?

I hate you for what
you're doing to him.

Your way didn't work.

You stick to your
television programs,

and I'll stick to mine.

Man:
The call from Washington, sir.

Good. I'll take
that call in a moment.

Here's where we find out
about Mr. Peters.

Julian: Stand right there.

All right, put that
Washington call through.

Man: Hello.

Go ahead.

I have the information
on James a. Pelers.

That's not his name.
It's an alias.

His real name is...

Repeat.

His real name is petrone.

Lash petrone. A Chicago hood.

Pretty handy with a gun,
according to his record.

Top torpedo.

Well, what is he doing here?

He can't come back
fo the states.

If he does, his ex-wife
slaps him in jail

for back alimony.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Any children?

No children.

2 dogs: The poodle
and the missus.

Well, what about
your organization?

What is happening at I.C.E.?

Some kind of shake-up's
in the works.

MacDonald is on
his way over there.

Be careful.

Well, what for?

I have the protection
of Chicago's top torpedo.

That's all. Thank you.

It would be rather amusing

if Mr. MacDonald
were to be, uh...

Oh, what's the expression?

Uh... uh, r-rubbed out
by a fellow American.

I think you will enjoy

working in our organization,
Mr. petrone.

Yeah? What's the pay?

Oh, we'll discuss that
another time.

There won't be any problem.

There are so many
fringe benefits.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Uh, do we have any photographs
of Mr. MacDonald?

I'll look. Do.

I would like to show them
to Mr. petrone.

You may take him
back to his room now.

No, you wait here.

I will want you to
run over and check

on that discotheque
a little later on.

Oh, did I tell you?

Since you're already wanted
for one murder,

we didn't think you'd mind if
you were wanted for another.

That girl. What's her name?

The one you were
with last night?

Suzie?

Uh-huh. Yes.

She is rather naughty, you know.

And she seems to have
a grudge against coco.

And evidently she knows
a bit too much

about what's going on
around here.

So you have sent her
a little gift today.

Uh-huh.

Mademoiselle Susan Hamilton?

Yes.

Oh! For me?

Oh.

Oh, look at this.
It's beautiful.

From Billy?

No. Uh-uh.

"Thanks for last night.
Jim Peters."

Welcome to monte Carlo.

Oh, it wasn't what you think.

It never is.

Cigarette.

I'd offer you one
but it's the last one I got.

Oh, fun. The jolly green giant.

And don't ever let me
do that again.

I forgot to warn you.

I'm the fastest l.C.E.
In the west.

There. You win on a foul.

Sorry, frank.

Woman: God! What's going on?

I must vigorously protest!

Me, too. They're
trying to kill her.

Now, give me the keys.

Shut up. Just give me the keys.

We came in Suzie's car.

It's over there.
The little black one.

Oh, great.

It has safety belts.

For bullets?

It's all right.
It's the police. We're saved.

Saved? They think
I knocked off Dominique.

I haven't got time to argue.

Attention, French police.

Don't shoot.

I've got an innocent girl
in the car with me.

That's the French for you.

They don't believe
any girl is innocent.

Well, we lost them.

Now I can sit back
and enjoy the view.

Here, put this on.

I... 1 guess I owe you
my life. Thank you.

Thank you? That's it?

For your life?

Well, all's well that ends well.

I'm scared.

Oh, good thinkin'.

If you can read this,
you're too close.

Slow down!

Hold on.

Go ahead, baby, cry it all out.

Cry it all out.

And to think some guys
can't stand to see a girl cry.

I got to get back
on that island.

You-your father's
very much alive.

And I wanna keep him that way.

Alive?

I don't know exactly where
they're, you know, keeping him,

but he was breathing.

He's alive!
Thank you. Oh, he's alive!

Oh, yeah, he's alive.
Boy, is he alive.

Hey. Hey.

You know what I want
you to do for me?

Get me a boat.

Mmm?

6,7,8,09..

Now you stay
on this boat and you wait.

And if you see or hear anything

that isn't me or your father,

you get out and get out fast,
you understand?

Why are you doing this?

I mean, really, why?

Oh,

'cause I'm one of America's
top secret agents

and I don't want b.1.G.O.

To take over the world.

You ask a silly question...

Just remember, Suzie,
nobody dies for nothing.

Not me, not your father, nobody.

Be careful.

Oh, you can do better than that.

Huh?

Man: Yes, Mr. wall,

the entire shipment
has been delivered.

It is already being energized.

Good.

This is Julian wall

advising you that
the final shipment of x4

has arrived exactly on schedule.

It is being processed.

I promise you
that within the hour,

the capital of the United States

will be destroyed.

I will keep in close touch
with all of you.

Well, rogas?

Solaris has begun to talk.

Good.

We've learned how
fo curve the beams,

but we still don't know
what triggers

the joining mechanism.

What do you mean?

There's one equation missing.

He won't budge.

Well, make him.

He's very weak.

Make him!

Make him! I give you one hour.

One hour, Dr. rogas!

Halt!

Certainly.

Well, if it isn't
frosty the snowman.

No, you may not leave the room.

What are you, a traffic cop?

Oh, the pigeons are
gonna love you.

I'm terribly sorry,
I... 1 seem to be lost.

Uh, Mr. wall sent me to
interview the prisoner.

And I just can't
seem to find my way.

Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Much obliged.

Matt: 6...

7,8,9, 10.

You did a fine job, pal,
but I'm afraid

this is the only
thing that'll get

both of us out of here.

Daddy.

Oh!

What are you doing?

You're trying to kill him.

Penny for your thoughts.

Daddy? Daddy, are you all right?

Julian: Well, well, well...

He has a daughter.

Hmm.

We have been working
on the wrong solaris.

Bring them up.

Now, instead of being pushed
around, I ought to get a medal.

A medal? Yeah.

Oh, I knew she was
solaris' daughter.

That's why I saved her life
and brought her here.

I figured she was more
valuable to you alive.

Very good.

I don't believe you,
but very good.

Dr. solaris,

there seems to be
a missing equation.

Now may we have it?

No.

Oh, come now, doctor.

Men of goodwill have done

a perfectly dreadful job
of running the world.

Perhaps it's time for a change.

Admit it.

I can't do much worse.

Oh, I think you can.
I have faith in you.

Man: Mr. wall, an urgent call
from our Washington man.

Yes?

We're here in monte Carlo,

MacDonald, the whole group.

I think he's on fo something.

Kill him.

What?

Kill them all.

Set up your apparatus
and destroy I.C.E.

I had no chance
fo bring the apparatus.

There was no time.

I don't care how you do it.

I want MacDonald dead now.

MacDonald.

Why don't you let me handle him?

I would, but I just don't think

you're going to live that long.

Dr. solaris.

She certainly has good taste.

She picked my chicest outfit.

Well!

You look stunning.

Thank you.

I believe just a dash of red.

Yes?

Watch the dress.

Well, Dr. solaris,

in a little while,
Washington traffic

will be at its height.

Operation scorch will kill
a great many people.

We call it operation scorch.

Catchy title.

It's up to you, doctor.

My colleagues are waiting.

Where do we begin?

Oh, hey. Hold...

You talked me into it.

You... you get MacDonald
on one of those things

and I'll talk to him.

We'll play a little game,
"what's my line?"

May 1?

I deal in services and
I'm bigger than a breadbox.

Now, who am I?

He's Matt helm.

Huh? We got a winner.

You are dead.

I'm beginning to believe it.

Look, I'll tell you what,
I'll make a deal with you.

You call off the heat,
I'll call off the l.C.E.

I'll tell MacDonald
you were wiped out.

They'll go on home. That'll give
you more time, give me more time.

Crazy?

Traitor.

No doubt about it.

I like it.

A call just came in on
our special frequency.

Get it back.

And monitor the call.

If they try to
trace us, jam 'em.

Would you fill this up?

I always like to take a little
straight bourbon before I talk to Mac,

'cause he wouldn't recognize
me if I was sober.

Man: We're ready
with the call, sir.

One wrong word,
wrong inflection...

Thank you.

Mac, it's Matt. I got news.

Matt, are you all right?

Matt: Oh, couldn't be better.

As a matter of fact,
I'm standing here

having a nice little
glass of bourbon.

MacDonald:
What's news about that?

Oh, celebrating.

I just thought you'd
like to know that, uh...

Well, mission accomplished.

Solaris alive,
and, uh, happy ending U.S.A.

Great, Matt. Great.

Fill me in.
How was it? Pretty rough?

Well, you know,
it was warm for a while.

What's a little heat
among friends?

I'll tell you all about it.

Good boy. You wind up
things at your end,

and I'll meet you at
the new headquarters.

I'll see you back in Washington.

Right, bye.

All: Congratulations.

Matt helm never took a drink
of bourbon in his life.

And the new headquarters
are at Baltimore,

not Washington.

He must have said Washington
because that must be the hit.

Give the order
to evacuate Washington.

Now.

Hold it. Hold everything,
just a second.

One other thing. Matt also said:

"What's a little
heat among friends?"

Mmm?

Heat, heat among friends.

MacDonald: Padgett, Levinson.

Butler, furnas, whitmo...

Furnas!

Well done, Mr. helm.

There may be a place
in our organization

for you after all.

Man: Mr. wall, Mr. wall. Urgent.

Yes.

I monitored the call
as you ordered.

Something came in
after you finished.

From furnas.

Well?

I could barely hear him.

He said: "Matt helm's call
was a trick.

"Some kind of code.

MacDonald knows."

He also said: "We won't be
hearing from him anymore.”

Take him.

MacDonald knows, does he?

Well, he's too late.

Dr. solaris,

are you going to tell us
how to operate your invention,

or would you rather see

your daughter tortured to death?

The next one will be closer.

No, it doesn't go
with the outfit.

What a way to finish.

For a guy that drank
booze all his life

to end up like a milkshake.

Julian: Stay.

I have one spear left, doctor.

Don't tell him.

Don't look and don't tell him.

Wait.

It's all set.

Let her go.

She will be our guest
for a while.

Take her to the guest quarters.

I'm waiting.

The beams are on their way.

Oh, wait a minute.

I wanna watch this.

I want to see him get
what's coming to him.

Well, I don't know.
We better... please.

He tried to kill my father.

Ok.

It's remarkable equipment.

Dr. rogas invented it.
I'm his nephew.

Oh!

Please.

When the selenium
rectifier retracts,

the oscillation increases.

You don't say.

It breaks down
the rheostatic vibro-voltage

to a minimal .360
on the oscilloscope.

Cute.

Magnesium transformer.

Multivator circuit,
inverted radium shield.

All absolutely impregnable
against dust, heat, cold,

rust, erosion. Bulletproof, too.

Wow.

Altention all power units,
this is Dr. rogas.

There has been a failure
in the multivator circuit

man your respective stations
for an immediate check

of the entire v.T.V.M. System.

The selenium rectifier,
the cr. T,

the multivator frequency,

the energized oscilloscope.
I repeat.

The selenium rectifier.

You, you. Cover the door.

I'll finish the job myself.

Hey.

Knock it off.

That's what I say,
Charley, knock it off.

Uh, maybe it's this one?
Or this...

No, don't touch that.
That's the magnet.

What?

The magnet.

Oh.

Well, I was only trying to help.

But don't touch that.

Matt! Behind you.

The boat! I'll get the boat!

And now if you'll
excuse me, doctor.

No.

You are right.

I give up.

I can't go on.

7,8, 09...

Where's wall?

It's no use.

He's controlling the beam
from the hovercraft, out there.

They're right behind us, sir.

Well, shoot back.

With what?

Oh, good shot.

If he aims like
that at Washington,

he'll hit Pittsburgh.

He's yawing!

I don't feel so good myself.

Mr. Matt helm.

Our operation scorch
is on its way.

No, nothing can stop it now.

Go ahead and shoot.

I have failed, just shoot.

If you say so.

Clever.

If you say so.

Excuse me.

Who's ahead?

The game is over.

There they are.

Naturally.

I majored in navigation
while I was at Yale.

It's Billy!

A boat and a helicopter.

I'm sending all my kids to Yale.

Polka dot shorts!

The only way to fly.

Oh, that was a marvelous
welcome home party.

Yeah, and the party
hasn't even started.

Oh, yeah?

I like being back in America.

I love it.
I love every nook and cranny.

Every hill and Dale.

Easy, I get a little ticklish
west of the Mississippi.

One thing I really do miss,
though, about monte Carlo,

being able to take
a plunge in the water,

any time, day or night.

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It's an ambush.
Let's get out of here.

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