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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004 (skateboard scraping) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:16,550 (floor buffer hums and brushes softly) 5 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,567 - [Coach shouting indistinctly] 6 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,813 Good Morning BHHS! 7 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,649 This is Billy, 8 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,751 yours and everyone's favorite morning radio talent, 9 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,253 I hope! 10 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:53,787 Well it's looking like a beautiful day here 11 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,055 in the city of Bend 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,724 after last night's crazy downpour. 13 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,691 And as always, 14 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,959 I'm joined by my radio sidekick 15 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,061 and our school janitor, Mr. Frank. 16 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,664 How you doing today Frankel? 17 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:04,532 - Hi. 18 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,437 - No, I said how you doing today, Frankel? 19 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,271 - Yeah. 20 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,075 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, 21 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:17,445 thanks for that add Frankis! 22 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,679 Whelp, 23 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:19,613 I'd like to start us off this morning 24 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:20,848 with a very special song, 25 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,350 dedicated to very special someone 26 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:25,186 who may not be feeling so very special right now. 27 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:30,191 Dylan my sweet old friend, this one goes out to you. 28 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,024 (clicks button) 29 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:34,228 ("It's Over" by Mest) 30 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:36,764 * You've been waiting for 31 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:37,965 * You never knew for sure 32 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,233 * Cause time was goin' by 33 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,534 * And never asked you why 34 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:41,802 * When I would talk to you 35 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,571 * The words they went right through * 36 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,706 * Your head 37 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:46,740 * But I couldn't tell 38 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,176 * You were under her spell 39 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,443 * She had full control 40 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,744 * No one would ever know 41 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,945 * How much you didn't care 42 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,347 * Just like Sonny not Cher 43 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,817 * The beat didn't go on 44 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,919 * She looked at you and she said to your face * 45 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,422 * It's over, it's over 46 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,157 * She's got a new man and it's time for you * 47 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,859 * To move over, move over 48 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,728 * You're drunk and now you wish that you * 49 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,164 * Were sober, were sober 50 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,032 * Cause now you can't get it out of your head * 51 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:17,037 * That it's over, that it's over, that it's over * 52 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,239 * She said she doesn't know 53 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,573 * It's like the Springer show 54 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:20,841 * She said that she loves you 55 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,176 * But that she loves him too 56 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,377 * So you keep holdin' on 57 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,745 * Your love for her is strong 58 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,113 * Until she says so long 59 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,248 * And you did nothin' wrong 60 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,782 * But this keeps happening 61 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:29,883 * Time and time again 62 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,084 * You're thinkin' to yourself 63 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,353 * She was your only friend 64 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,521 * But you're so fucking wrong 65 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,755 * That chick's so fucking lame 66 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:38,426 * You realize they're all the same * 67 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,328 * She looked at you and she said to your face * 68 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,931 * It's-- (clock clatters) 69 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,467 (birds chirp) 70 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,175 (mlencholy music) 71 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,588 - [Dylan Voiceover] My name is Dylan Green. 72 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,458 I'm a High School Senior from Bend, Oregon. 73 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:14,262 And my life? It's been fine, until yesterday. 74 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,165 - Hey, 75 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,568 Picked up all of Fingernail's shit again. 76 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,904 - What do you think of this nail color for my nails? 77 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,139 - [Dylan Voiceover] This is my girlfriend Katy 78 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:29,510 and her annoying dog, Fingernails. 79 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,980 - I don't know, that color looks good I guess. 80 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,516 Hey, listen. I've been meaning to talk to you. 81 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,617 - Oh hey, Dylan? 82 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,851 - [Dylan] Yeah? 83 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,488 - Umm, I was just thinking, 84 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:44,091 we've been together for all of high school now, 85 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,527 and I just feel like it's time to-- 86 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,329 - No way! I feel the exact same way. 87 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,930 - You do? - Yeah! 88 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,098 - Oh! That's perf! 89 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,099 I didn't know breaking up with you 90 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,334 would be so easy! (giggles) 91 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:57,070 (thunder roars) - What? 92 00:03:57,104 --> 00:04:01,108 (Katy's words slur and distort) 93 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,914 - [Dylan Voiceover] And just like that, 94 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:07,781 it's over. 95 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:13,821 - [Male Student] Good morning, Ms. Tlif. 96 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,756 - [Ms. Tlif] Hey Billy. 97 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,092 (low mischievous rock music) 98 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:22,496 (students murmur amongst each other) 99 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,298 Hmm, what a surprise. 100 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:32,906 And Mr. Dylan. 101 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,045 I noticed you missed a couple. 102 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:43,016 You know you can do better than that, right? 103 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:48,422 - Yeah, whatever. (bell rings) 104 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,090 - Hey Dylan, hey, Dyl, 105 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,560 hey, dude, take one of these. 106 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,928 - What, no. What is this? 107 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,430 - I don't know, it's an upper or downer? 108 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,965 Sideways? It'll mellow you out man. 109 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,000 - Dude, it's a Tic Tack. 110 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,003 - Well yeah! I was going for the placebo effect, you know? 111 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,171 That's when the-- 112 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,640 - I know what placebo means, okay? 113 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,542 - Bro, you're loosing your shit, alright? 114 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,010 And over Katy? 115 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,514 - Yeah, you don't seem well, but you look great. 116 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,417 - I mean yeah. Dude, all she does is keep nagging you man! 117 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,385 Just nag, nag, nag, you know? 118 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,986 Like "Dylan! Dilly! 119 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,490 "Dilly, I just did my nails, you need to wipe my ass! 120 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,091 "Dilly--" God! I hate it when she calls you that. 121 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,025 Fuck, dude! 122 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,259 - Yeah, you should be single. 123 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,761 - Um, excuse me, Ms. TILF, I'm sorry, Tlif, 124 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,297 um, could you just give us a quick moment please? 125 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,500 - Sure, I'll wait all day. 126 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,070 - Dude, dude! Dude. 127 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,340 This is the best thing that's happened to you. 128 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,809 Fuck us, man! 129 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,478 I mean dude, we finally get our best friends back, alright? 130 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,179 We miss you, no homo, we miss you. 131 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,682 - I know, man. I miss you guys too. 132 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,083 - I had the best fucking idea! 133 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:54,388 Tonight, you, me, and Maxi, Maxi's treehouse, 134 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,524 just like the old times before Katy. 135 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,958 You know, maybe we'll watch some good weed? 136 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:58,792 Smoke some good porn? 137 00:05:58,826 --> 00:05:59,960 I don't know. 138 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:03,296 - Where is Maxi anyway? Is he around? 139 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,231 - [Max] What's up guy? 140 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,466 - Hey yo Maxi, guess what? 141 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,299 Dylan's in for tonight, alright? 142 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,335 You, me, Dylan, tonight, 143 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,370 treehouse, Tits Amazing, gonna be awesome! Woo! 144 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,440 - Okay, sounds good. I'm a little busy. 145 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,474 - You're good. 146 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,942 He's not good, okay? 147 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,777 You see what the wrestling team is doing to our best friend? 148 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,011 Alright man? 149 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:18,946 He's getting his head flushed down the toilet 150 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:19,747 and we need to protect him! 151 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,948 You're being selfish! 152 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,450 - Selfish? I'm not being selfish! 153 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,250 You're being selfish. Don't call me selfish, alright? 154 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,485 If it wasn't for you, 155 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,486 our buddy wouldn't be getting his head 156 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,987 flushed down the toilet right now 157 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,089 because you're so obsessed with Amber Andrews, alright? 158 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,324 So sack up and go over and talk to her. 159 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,326 - But! (mumbles incoherently) 160 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,928 She talks to me in Biology class like all the time! 161 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,196 - That's 'cause she's your lab partner 162 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,031 and she needs your brain, man. 163 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,733 - No, actually she's very smart and she's very nice 164 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:40,868 and she lets me stare. 165 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,135 - Hey Billy! (slams locker shut) 166 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,705 Congratulations on your scholarship into State. 167 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:45,639 - Yeah. Ay. 168 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,743 Yeah. Gonna be a state beaver. 169 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,413 Gonna surround myself with beavers, yeah. 170 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,616 - I applied too, just waiting to hear back. 171 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,718 - Yeah? That's great. 172 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,153 (bell rings) 173 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,191 Bring your beaver. 174 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,726 - I'll remember that. (giggles softly) 175 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,228 And Dylan, sorry to hear about my sister and you. 176 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,630 Between you and I, you can do a lot better. 177 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:10,664 - Thanks. 178 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:11,765 - I'll see you in class Billy. 179 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,433 - Oh, God. There it is. 180 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,736 (moans softly) 181 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,937 - [Dylan] Are you done yet? 182 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,539 - Hold on, hold on. 183 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,408 Okay. 184 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,976 - [Dylan] I mean, how does everyone know already? 185 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,979 - Yeah man, I mean fuck social media. 186 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,314 - Hey Dylan. 187 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,749 - Whoa. 188 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,550 - I don't know what you're doing after school, 189 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,718 but you're open to it, 190 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,720 I'm holding a little study group. 191 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:37,257 Maybe we can work on beefing up your test scores? 192 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,559 - Uh. - Do it. 193 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,794 - I have an A in your class, Ms. Tlif. 194 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,796 - I know you do. 195 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,098 If you change your mind, 196 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,834 I'll be around the corner 197 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,135 with my friend. 198 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,008 - Ay, yo Frankenstein! 199 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:02,315 Such an interesting relationship, dude. (chuckles) 200 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,250 Holy crap. 201 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,484 (women giggle naughtily) 202 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,454 (intense and thrilling rock music) 203 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,590 Dude, we have like the hottest teachers in school. 204 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,391 Man she should definitely change her name to Ms. TILF 205 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,727 'cause she's definitely a teacher I'd like to-- 206 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,363 Dylan? Dilly? 207 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,968 (lips smooch passionately) 208 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,036 We're at the best high school ever! 209 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,638 (yells angrily) 210 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,106 (swift whoosh) 211 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,240 Oh hey, check this out. 212 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,743 It's a cute little froggy taint. 213 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,879 It's a taint, this frog's got a taint! 214 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,146 - Oh yeah, it does. It's got one. 215 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,882 - Little taint of a frog. 216 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,384 - Ugh, I cannot wait to get out of here. 217 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,853 I want a break from biology. 218 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,023 Is that a frog? We have to dissect a cat. 219 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,291 - Wanna trade? 220 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,359 I'd love to dissect some pussy! 221 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,695 (finger squishes on frog) 222 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,129 - You're so gross. 223 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,163 - I am. 224 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,865 - Where you go, Lauren? 225 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,034 Oh hey! It's Biology Billy! 226 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:54,968 - Yep. 227 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,436 - Are you going to Havasoon too? 228 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,906 - Havasu, it's Lake Havasu. 229 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,173 - What's Lake Havasu? 230 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,810 - It's the coolest place for spring people. 231 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,778 - Where are you gonna do for spring break, Billy? 232 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,079 - Oh, you know, 233 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,582 many drugs 234 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,751 and lots of alcohol and stuff. 235 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,486 - Oh I love drugs and alcohol! (giggles) 236 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,590 (teacher clears throat) 237 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,692 Totally JK, Mr. Gay. 238 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,728 - You should come to Havasu, Billy. 239 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,195 - Me? 240 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,198 - Yes, Biology Billy. Please come, please come! 241 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,702 - Michelle? Could you please say that for me one more time? 242 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,570 - Please come, Billy! 243 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,940 - Oh yeah. (finger squishes on frog) 244 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,909 (Amber giggles) 245 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:40,180 (Michelle giggles nervously) 246 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,215 - A bunch of us are gonna go to Lake Havasu. 247 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,183 It's supposed to be epic, 248 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,685 that's what everybody says. 249 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,419 You should check it out. 250 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,622 Text me if you wanna come. 251 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:56,263 (smooth rock music) 252 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,304 (mouths smack sloppily) 253 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,211 (bell rings) 254 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,381 Alright well 255 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,684 have a good spring break, Billy. 256 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,485 - Yeah. Yeah yeah. 257 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,653 You too. 258 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:23,556 (magical rock music) 259 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,397 (sniffs) 260 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,300 - [Billy] I'm sick and tired of our spring break highlight 261 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,467 being us going to see a movie 262 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,602 and getting popcorn and Milk Nips. 263 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,804 (door opens) 264 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,271 (slams door) 265 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,873 - Hey guys! 266 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,910 Sorry I'm late, my car wasn't, yeah. 267 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,947 Who's feet are these. 268 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,482 Hey! Maxi, 269 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:52,519 nice, nice feet. 270 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,089 My car's gonna be in the shop for an extra week, 271 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,126 so I had to walk. 272 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,161 Hello Puff, 273 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:07,067 you sweet mouthed, magic, pussy having little bitch. 274 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:11,604 You're better than my girlfriend, I'll tell you that much. 275 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,107 (chuckles) 276 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,010 Hey, she looks like Ms. Tlif. You ever notice that? 277 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,446 - Billy want to do something fun for spring break. 278 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,281 - Fun? Dude, fuck fun. 279 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,383 I'm thinking epic. 280 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,186 We need like a spring break-ation. 281 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,288 - Yeah, like a bro-cation. 282 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,423 - Yes! A spring bro-cation! 283 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,859 - Really? Really? 284 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,261 Alright, you bros have fun alright? 285 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,595 You can count me out. 286 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,797 - I'll do whatever. 287 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,566 - Guys, come check this shit out. 288 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,170 You fools ever heard of Lake Havasu before? 289 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,139 - What's up, Lake Havasu! 290 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,241 - You have my attention. (girls on computer cheer) 291 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,609 - Dude this, 292 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,144 this is it. 293 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,913 This is what we need. 294 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,916 Gentlemen, 295 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,851 - [Man On Computer] I'm here to check IDs. 296 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,019 And if they're old enough-- 297 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,420 - This spring break, 298 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,057 we are going to Lake Havasu! 299 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:09,696 This, my friend Maxi, is better than Tits Amazing. 300 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,265 These are amazing tits, right in our faces, 301 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,267 ready and willing to be motorboated! 302 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,502 (blows a raspberry) 303 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,004 Dylan! 304 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,238 Get your depressed dick over here and check this shit out! 305 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,073 - Look, I sure it looks great, Billy, alright? 306 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,508 But I'm not in the mood right now. 307 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,475 (chair squeaks) 308 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,911 - Not in the mood? 309 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,747 Not in the mood to see beautiful, bouncing breasts? 310 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,350 College honeys running around half naked? 311 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,751 Dude what is wrong with you? (hand smacks leg) 312 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,652 - Ow! 313 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,121 - I mean, look at Maxi. 314 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,622 Alright just look at him. 315 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,424 This may be his only opportunity to see 316 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,326 an uncovered breast in his life. 317 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,594 - I'm gonna go all the way with those things too. 318 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,630 - Well we all know that's not true. 319 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,033 Why don't we just go to Cancun? 320 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,235 Fuck, while we're riding, let's go to Florida! 321 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,669 - We can go to Wyoming! 322 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,571 My GG and grandpappy live there! 323 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,241 They make the best cinnamon rolls. 324 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,109 - Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. 325 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,210 - Yeah? 326 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,178 - No. 327 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,680 Does your GG have implantations? 328 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,681 I didn't think so. 329 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,217 And you need to get over Katy. 330 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,553 Alright? She sucks. 331 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,855 Oh, I'm sorry. 332 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,122 According to you, she doesn't suck, 333 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,057 she just lips the tip a little bit 334 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,258 and only when she's drunk. 335 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,260 "Dilly! Dilly, look, I'm licking it!" 336 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,661 - Oh stop, please stop. 337 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,096 - "Like an ice cream cone." - I'll do anything. 338 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,831 - "Chocolate black guy." 339 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,466 - (giggles) She does have a super rack. 340 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,333 - Shh. 341 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,502 Don't talk. 342 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,473 Look at this face. 343 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,243 Alright? Do not take this amazing opportunity away from him. 344 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,680 Just look at this face! It must be tainted! 345 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,547 - Taint. 346 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,655 (drawer slides open and closed) 347 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,692 - You need this more than we do, okay? 348 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,361 It's my special weed that you love so much, 349 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,496 guaranteed to give you the best night sleep 350 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,964 you ever had. 351 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,300 Just remember to wash it down with a little bit of Jack. 352 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,634 - Now this, 353 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,170 is the best idea you had all night. 354 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,039 (chill music) 355 00:13:59,072 --> 00:13:59,907 Finally. 356 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,813 * Smoking, drinking just to pass the time * 357 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,951 * Oh Lord, I just wanna ease my mind * 358 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,288 - Well, let's go steal a RV. 359 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,156 - An RV? 360 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,390 (swift whoosh) 361 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:21,194 (moves into exciting music) 362 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,395 (moves to triumphant music) 363 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,368 - [Billy] He calls it The Highway. 364 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,003 - The Highway? Wow. 365 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,038 Who calls it that? 366 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,673 - Mr. Ralphy Peterson. 367 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,908 And never lets me see the inside. 368 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,277 But lucky for us, 369 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,046 I found where he hides his keys. 370 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,481 - That is pretty super. 371 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,549 - It is pretty super, Maxi. 372 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,385 - [Max] How does he afford all of this though? 373 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,886 - Good question, 374 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,423 one I should know the answer to because I do his taxes. 375 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,526 Sorry Ralphy boy! You deserve this. 376 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,262 - Deserve? What, we're not taking his-- 377 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,631 - You bet your sweet little nipples we are. 378 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,100 He never uses it, 379 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,068 so we will. 380 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,903 - We can't do that to him. 381 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,138 - Dude, just relax okay? Trust me. 382 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,672 He totally deserves this. 383 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,674 He made me his bitch. 384 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,477 And now we make The Highway ours. 385 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,115 Here, you're driving! (keys jingle) 386 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,183 - [Max] What do you mean? 387 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,651 - What do you mean "What do I mean"? 388 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,852 I'm sick and tired of you being a pussy 389 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,921 and not getting your drivers license. 390 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,123 - But-- - Shh! 391 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,028 Don't talk. 392 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,262 - Okay. 393 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,165 - Drivers Ed 101 begins right now. 394 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,367 (devious music) 395 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,569 - Okay, I can do this. 396 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,938 - Yes you can! And you will! 397 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,143 (exciting rock music) 398 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,611 Let the games begin, Max Max! 399 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,482 (RV cranks up and revs) 400 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,951 - [Max] Wait, where's Dillon? 401 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,569 (alarm softly beeps) 402 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,472 - Yeah, eat it. 403 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,739 Eat it, Diggle! 404 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,576 Swallow it hard. 405 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,479 (Dylan groans) 406 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,946 Good afternoon, Dylan! 407 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,015 Nice of you to finally join us! 408 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,886 - (groans) What the fuck. 409 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,290 (grunts) Why does it feel like we're moving? 410 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,724 - You see, Dylan, 411 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,129 we live in the here, in the now. 412 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,463 And right now is the now. 413 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,931 You're living it right now. 414 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,766 So I'll tell you what, 415 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,035 let's not give a fuck and live it up right now, m'kay? 416 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:16,869 - [Max] M'kay! 417 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,571 - M'kay there, Maxi? 418 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,740 - M'kay. You sound like that Dr. Phil guy. 419 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,574 - [Billy] M'kay Dylan? 420 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,442 - M'kay! 421 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,347 Why are we dressed like a metrosexual biker gang? 422 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,881 - Well we, uh, you know, 423 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,217 had a little covert operation last night, 424 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,419 you, me, and Maxi. 425 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,321 I didn't want us to get pinched by the Peterson. 426 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,157 - (sighs) Mr. Peterson, like autoshop Mr. Peterson? 427 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,425 You took his RV? 428 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,394 - It's his recreational vehicle. 429 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,895 - You stole The Highway? 430 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,864 - Wonder if we pissed off the Peterson? 431 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,067 (garage door rattles) 432 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,637 - What the-- 433 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,471 - Fuck? 434 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,106 - Hey, you. Shh! 435 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,941 - It. (baby cries) 436 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,476 Shut up, asshole! 437 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,446 - Where are we going, anyway? So janky. 438 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,114 - Dude, we're on our way to Lake Havasu 439 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,949 for our bro-cation, remember? 440 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,617 - [Max] Bro-cation celebration! 441 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,052 - Yeah, I remember. 442 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,121 I remember saying I didn't wanna be part of the bro-cation. 443 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,456 - But it's a celebration. 444 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,690 - Whatever, alright? 445 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,292 Just pull over, I need to take a piss. 446 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,793 - Okay, brother, there's a bathroom on this thing. 447 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,295 - I'll pass. 448 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,064 - Alright, suit yourself. 449 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,732 (pop rock music) 450 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,600 Maxi! 451 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:23,903 Pit stop. 452 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,388 (water pours from faucet) 453 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,225 So, hear this is where a lot of penises hang out. 454 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:49,362 (person flatulates continuously) 455 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,833 Who was that? 456 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,935 - Hey man, you talking shit in there or what? 457 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,238 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 458 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,207 Feel you on that one, asshole, 459 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,140 good shit. 460 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,443 (person flatulates loudly) 461 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,545 - God, enough of the shit talk man. 462 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,380 We get it, alright? 463 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,283 Billy shake your dick and let's go. 464 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,521 (person flatulates grossly) 465 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:18,391 - Hey, that was a shitty thing for you to say. 466 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,529 - What's taking so long? 467 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,864 We've been standing here forever! 468 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,366 - Let's just go, man! 469 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,468 We're already dressed like the Hamburgular anyway, 470 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,671 we might as, oh, ho. (chuckles) 471 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,039 It's good stuff. 472 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,345 Hey, this is my friend Billy and he thinks you're cute. 473 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,947 - Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah. 474 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:41,814 I do. 475 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,516 I do. 476 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,018 Where you been hiding? 477 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,421 - Here on the corner, 478 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,522 talking shit. 479 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,659 Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. 480 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,628 (flatulates) Yeah. 481 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,564 - Yeah? 482 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,568 Guys, guys guys guys guys. 483 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,236 Have you seen the back of the RV? 484 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,471 It's insane! 485 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,572 There's a painting back there of a hot blonde 486 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,073 with perfect pectorals, unbelievable! 487 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,777 Oh, and I found this! (laughs) 488 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,644 - What is it? 489 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,845 - Just wrong, man. 490 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,914 - Dude, come on. It's Mrs. Peterson. 491 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,616 Who's the hottest PE teacher ever! 492 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,818 - I never seen one in real life before. 493 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,488 - Have a feeling Max Max, go for it. 494 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,823 Dude, I bet she uses this on Ms. Tilf. 495 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,858 I bet you they use it on each other! 496 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,862 Oh my God, you can't lose! Give me that back! 497 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,864 Oh Mrs. Peterson, you taste so good. 498 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,835 (exciting funk music) 499 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,204 - Are you ready for me, Ralph? 500 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,140 (groans excitedly) 501 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,013 - Alright, we get it. 502 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:47,980 You like licking floppy pink dildos. 503 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,283 Just drop it already, please! 504 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,951 - Alright fine. I'll drop it if you drop it. 505 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,520 - Drop what? What am I dropping? 506 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,654 - Your bad attitude! 507 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,788 - I don't have a bad attitude, 508 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,989 you're just being annoying. 509 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:57,957 - We need to fully commit, 510 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,060 right here, right now, alright? 511 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,696 Dylan, are you in or are you in? 512 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,798 - Come on, Dylan. Be in. 513 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,234 Be in deep. Come in. 514 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,169 - Okay. Okay, I'm in. 515 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,771 Alright? I'm in. 516 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,805 - Fuck yeah. 517 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,610 Let's do this right, hands in boys. 518 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,211 Spring bro-cation on three. 519 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,146 One, two, three! 520 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,048 - [Boys] Spring bro-cation! 521 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,316 - Alright, we'll work on it. 522 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,418 * You are between my mind for do or die * 523 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,020 * I cannot take this anymore 524 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,992 * I've been trying to understand what went wrong this-- 525 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,629 - Hey, check out this boat we can rent. 526 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,064 It's cool, right? 527 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,435 - The Backyard Boat? Awesome sauce! 528 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,471 - Dude, this is amazing! 529 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,540 We could throw our own parties, 530 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,741 cruise the lake! 531 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,510 - Maxi, let me get that credit card number. 532 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,812 - Trust me and Dylan. 533 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,114 - Okay, I trust in the Dylan. 534 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,750 - Good boy. Such a trusting young lad. 535 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,018 - Alright boys, 536 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,820 The Backyard Boat is officially ours! 537 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,088 (Billy screams excitedly) 538 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,991 * I've been waiting for too many years * 539 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,293 * And now you're gone forever 540 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,430 * Waiting for so long 541 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,615 * Pull yourself together 542 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,584 * 'Cause I will not wait forever * 543 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:35,388 * I believe in something that wasn't true * 544 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,557 * Fuck you 545 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:41,193 * You're thinking I'm not good enough for you * 546 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,462 - You guys, guess what. 547 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,431 I saw a sign for a strip joint diner. 548 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,533 I'm thinking we should get our eats on in style. 549 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,602 - Get our eats on in some style? 550 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,473 Dude, you wonder why your penis is still a virgin, Jesus. 551 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,408 Alright, I'm down to dine with some dick in it. 552 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,909 Dylan, you're down to dine with some dick in it? 553 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,244 Oh no, wait, you miss the negatives of the Katy! 554 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,513 Oh no Dy-- (pillow smacks face softly) 555 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,450 - It's a strip club diner in the middle of nowhere. 556 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,719 It's probably a bad idea, right? 557 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,587 - Maxi? 558 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,156 Strip club. 559 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,772 - Um, hey guys? 560 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,239 Do you think we should've stopped here? 561 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,775 It looks kinda shady. 562 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,843 - It was your idea to stop here. 563 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:31,878 - I know but 564 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,180 are there gonna be boobies? 565 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,081 - Of course there's gonna be boobs in there, 566 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,215 it's a strip club, man! 567 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,450 Look, the RV's parked, we're outside. 568 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,751 Let's just eat. I'm hungry. 569 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:39,586 - Alright, you know what? 570 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,621 Stop! Alright guys? 571 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,489 Gentlemen? 572 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,959 It's times like these we ask ourselves, 573 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,060 are we dudes who give a fuck 574 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,428 or are we men? 575 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,630 I, for one, am a man. 576 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,364 And I've chosen a path to 577 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,199 (choir chants) 578 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,201 Beware Of Tits. 579 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:58,738 - [Boys] Bottomless diner and strip joint. 580 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:01,874 - Fuck it, 581 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,943 let's just hope no one sees us, alright? 582 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:07,446 - Whoa! Yes! 583 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,749 (bassy rap music) 584 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,484 What's up, boys? 585 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,685 I'm Dons. 586 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:13,520 - Dons? 587 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:17,023 - Don with a s. Dons. 588 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,024 - Hey, I'm Billys. 589 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,159 - [Dons] That's tight. 590 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,594 - Were you just snorting Cocaine in front of us? 591 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,529 - Nah, nah, no way man. 592 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,431 I don't mess with the Cocaine. 593 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,299 I rock the blue powder. 594 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,167 - What's the blue powder? 595 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,569 - It makes the blood 596 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,471 rush right to your Johnson, where it belongs. 597 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,474 Makes you dick harder than Chinese Checkers! 598 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,176 You guys wanna try some? 599 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,545 It's awesome. 600 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:39,746 It's awesome. 601 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:40,847 Hey whistling boy, 602 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,048 sick dick bro. 603 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,217 Tonight, uh, free to midnight. 604 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,753 Um, congrats. 605 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:47,920 Uh, locals. 606 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,021 You look like a local. You men locals? 607 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:49,956 - Actually. 608 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,559 - Yeah! Yeah yeah, yeah, we are. 609 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,061 We are. 610 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,163 - Super, uh, super local. 611 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,733 - Well, my penis ain't pissin'! 612 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:02,735 Come inside! 613 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:04,804 That's what see said! 614 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,972 (claps) 615 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,809 (moves into dark electronic music) 616 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:17,316 Whoa, 617 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,353 you need to fix that kid. 618 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:24,824 - Fix? Fix what? 619 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,826 - You know what I'm talking about. 620 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,796 And I'm not talking about that silly whistle. 621 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,498 But you landed in just the right place. 622 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,365 And, uh, 623 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:37,003 ay! (record scratches) 624 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,838 New stripper! 625 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,841 This is a bottomless strip joint! 626 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,409 We don't show our tits here! 627 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:45,244 You're still breast feeding for Christ sake! 628 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,178 - Hey guys! 629 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,114 Welcome to Beware Of Tits. 630 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,382 Where not only the food and drinks are bottomless, 631 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,184 but so are the girls. 632 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,387 So, are you guys eating out or inside? 633 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:59,125 - Uh, what? 634 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,359 - What do you recommend? 635 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,361 - I mean I sure do love eating out, 636 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,163 but come on in, guys. 637 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,199 - So you're telling me that there are no tatas? 638 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,534 - Nope. 639 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,468 - The best part of the female anatomy 640 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,870 is not being shown tonight? 641 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,238 - Sorry Charlie. 642 00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,206 - Billy. 643 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,510 - Have a seat. 644 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,715 (Max giggles) 645 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,617 - Here you go. 646 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,385 Hope you guys like a boxed lunch. 647 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,654 - Yeah, thanks. 648 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,624 Nice find, Maxi. 649 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,259 Beware Of Tits. 650 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,360 - Hello boys! 651 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,864 Can I get you some drinks started? 652 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:42,068 Like everything around here, they are bottomless! 653 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,571 Well, unlike myself at this particular moment. 654 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,073 - Uh yeah! 655 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,341 Can we get two blow jobs and a glass of milk for this guy? 656 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,209 Thank you. 657 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,514 - Ah, just the drinks for now. 658 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:57,516 Thank you. 659 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:58,751 (whistles awkwardly) 660 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,153 - [Billy] I gotta go rock a pole. 661 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,692 - Why are we friends with him? 662 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:06,726 - He's nice. 663 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:17,269 - I think you boys will probably like to try 664 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,673 some of our famous bottomless wings and fries? 665 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:24,243 - Yeah sure, that would be great. 666 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:25,745 Fuck! What she just say? 667 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,646 - She said she thinks I'm cute 668 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,881 and horny. 669 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,750 - (laughs) She said that you're horny? 670 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:31,884 - I am horny. 671 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,221 What do I do? 672 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,455 - Oh, I don't know. 673 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:37,656 I've been out of the game for a while. 674 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,793 Why don't you go ask loverboy there? 675 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,228 What is he doing? 676 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,431 - Ay yo guys, check this out! 677 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,333 I call this one the Havasu Sweeper. 678 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,500 Pretty good, huh? 679 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,869 You come try it! 680 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,172 - He's the worst. 681 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,708 - That's it! (stripper screams in shock) 682 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,076 I just saw some tits. 683 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,277 Take your tits and split. 684 00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,812 - Come on, this is the only thing I got! 685 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,013 I have a flat ass! Look at my ass! 686 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,148 You smack it, nothing happens! 687 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,082 - Oh blame your mother! 688 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,216 - It's not her fault Dons! 689 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,151 - Oh write a novel! 690 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,318 - Stop talking about my mom. 691 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,954 The man wants tatas, Dons. Come on! 692 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,889 (patron smacks table) 693 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,023 - You wanna see her tits? 694 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,024 - [Patron] Can we something out? 695 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,225 - You wanna show him your tits? 696 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,493 - I wanna show him my tits, Dons. 697 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,063 - One time. One time I can make an agreement. 698 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,931 - [Patron] Okay, thank you! 699 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,432 - You wanna shake on it? 700 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,533 - We should shake, make it a gentleman's handshake. 701 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:22,368 - Yes, okay. 702 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,602 Wait. - What? 703 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:24,804 - Tit shake. - Tit shake? 704 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:25,838 - Tit shake. - Tit shake? 705 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:26,906 - Never turned one down. 706 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,608 - [Patron] Never had one before. 707 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:36,615 - Did that just happen? 708 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:39,485 - Okay, here is your food. 709 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,021 I was thinking maybe you and I could go 710 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:46,092 maintain eye contact for a little while? 711 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,293 Yeah. Come on! 712 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:48,427 Come on, come on. 713 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,762 Come on. 714 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,130 - See you, buddy. 715 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,165 (high energy and vibrant music) 716 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,033 - What? 717 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:00,506 - [Max] So cool! 718 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:01,941 - Yeah! - Dude, come on! 719 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,442 Fuck yeah! 720 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:07,313 - You got her number, huh? - Got her number buddy! 721 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:08,680 Where's the RV? 722 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:09,748 - The RV? 723 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,184 - The recreational vehicle, man! 724 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,052 - Maxi! 725 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,222 - Excuse me, sir. 726 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,289 (haunting music) 727 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,224 Jesus Christ! 728 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,159 (Billy screams inaudibly) 729 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,761 He's got a gun, he's got a gun. 730 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,698 - [Billy] Ay man, come on. 731 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,400 Can you cut us some slack man? Give me a break! 732 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,803 - Does it look like I got a Kit Crap bar on me, boy? 733 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,805 - Aww, he gotta get out of the car. 734 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,106 He's getting out. 735 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,809 - You know what's even worse? 736 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:38,510 It's not my fault you let your RV run itself 737 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:42,014 into the middle of my cornfields. 738 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,015 - Where's the corn? 739 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,216 - It's growing. 740 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,618 Yeah, rookie mistake Mission Boys. 741 00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:47,854 - Alright, you're right. 742 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:49,155 It was our mistake, it was our bad. 743 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,023 But everyone makes mistakes, right? 744 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,159 Have you ever made a mistake? 745 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,360 - Nope. Never. 746 00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,467 (flicks lighter) 747 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,270 - Come on, just look at him! 748 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,671 Look at his face. 749 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,273 - You can taint it. 750 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:11,110 (man spits out cigarettes) 751 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,979 - You want me to taint your face, boy? 752 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,013 - Maybe not. 753 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:16,815 - Alright look, I mean, 754 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,518 clearly you've made a mistake before. 755 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,821 - No, I never made "a" mistake. 756 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:25,057 - Never? You wanted to look like this? 757 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:26,325 - Sexy as shit? 758 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,361 You Mission Boys hard of hearing or something? 759 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,830 - Mission Boys? Why do you keep calling us Mission Boys? 760 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:35,968 - Well you are on a mission, aren't you? 761 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,537 - Dude we just walked out of a strip club. 762 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:41,407 And we're driving a RV, not riding bicycles. 763 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,109 - Drink alcohol too? 764 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,144 - Yeah. 765 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,278 - [Johnathan] Drink coffee? 766 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,113 - Of course. 767 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:47,947 - [Johnathan] Tea? 768 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,048 - Yeah? 769 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:49,982 - You fuckers do blow? 770 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:51,283 - No! Whoa! - No! 771 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,618 What does that have to do with anything? 772 00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,020 - Well I'm higher than shit! 773 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,854 - That's cool, man. 774 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,157 - Alright, how much turkey you boys got on you? 775 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,025 - Turkey? 776 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,259 - Yeah, turkey. 777 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,395 You want me to spell it out for you? 778 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:04,263 T 779 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,565 E-R 780 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:07,866 fucking Q, who gives a shit? 781 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,168 I ate pussy for breakfast. 782 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,736 - Oh fuck, he wants cash. 783 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,238 - No shit. 784 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:13,205 - I don't have any cash on me, 785 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,140 I only brought my card. 786 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:15,607 - [Billy] I don't have any cash. 787 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:16,442 - You boys should've thought of that, 788 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,977 now shouldn't you? 789 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,216 - Um look, Mr. Johnathan. 790 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,084 - Sire! 791 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,854 Johnathan to you fuckers. 792 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,422 - Okay, Sire Johnathan. 793 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:31,790 Look, as you can see, this is all we have man. 794 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:32,891 Is that okay? 795 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,231 - You call this turkey? 796 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:42,168 I call this here toilet paper. 797 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:43,335 - He's gonna wipe his ass with my money. 798 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,537 (mumbles) 799 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,144 - [Johnathan] Gonna make it rain. 800 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,480 - Okay, look Sire Johnathan please, 801 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,015 okay man? 802 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,483 My entire future with Amber Andrews depends on this trip. 803 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:58,985 Will you please let us go? 804 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,586 I will do anything! 805 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:03,322 - Anything? 806 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,358 - Anything. 807 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:10,296 (moves into lively banjo music) 808 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,401 - Well, 809 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,604 thanks for the buff, boys. 810 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,039 - You're welcome. 811 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:24,143 - [Johnathan] You missed a spot. 812 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,045 - Well, 813 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,247 that was fun. 814 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:30,616 - You know, 815 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,752 you seemed to have failed to mention 816 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,822 that Amber Andrews, Katy Andrew's twin sister, 817 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,690 was gonna be on this trip. 818 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,392 - Aw man, please no. 819 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:41,760 - Yeah yeah yeah man, 820 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,395 I thought that you organized this whole shindig 821 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,963 for a little bro-cation time 822 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,165 with your best friends. 823 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,766 But now it looks like someone's a little 824 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,468 hoes before bros on this trip. 825 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,702 - Dude, I just, 826 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,603 I could really use your support, okay? 827 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:52,938 - You need confidence! 828 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,206 Alright? Confidence. 829 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,408 Just go up to her, present yourself, 830 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,409 tell her how you feel! 831 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,777 It's not that hard. 832 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,012 - No, you know what? 833 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:00,946 It is hard. 834 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:03,882 You're giving me a raging boner right now dude. 835 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,617 You're really good at this! 836 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,752 I need to grow some balls, 837 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,087 you're absolutely right! 838 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,321 - That's true, 839 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,556 and I'm glad that I could give you 840 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,991 a little emotional support on this RV. 841 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,128 All this food and the weed 842 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,929 is making me a little ti-ti, 843 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,966 so I think Dylan is gonna go to bed. 844 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,076 - Why don't you talk? 845 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:33,011 - You guys always tell me not to. 846 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,580 - Really? 847 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,517 (music plays softly on the radio) 848 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:39,818 - Oh what is it man? 849 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:40,952 You can talk. 850 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,322 - I don't know. 851 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:47,326 I guess I just feel it's time. 852 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:51,830 - "It's time"? 853 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,432 - Yeah. To lose it. 854 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,270 You know, my virginity. 855 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:05,111 I just want it over with and so does my daddy. 856 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,378 - Daddy, seriously. 857 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,346 - Yeah. 858 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,414 He's always buying me condoms 859 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,416 and for my birthday last year, 860 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:14,620 he even paid for a hooker to come over and touch me. 861 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,491 - I always knew I liked your daddy. 862 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,527 - I was super nervous, 863 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,163 so I just hid in the closet. 864 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,465 - Bro? It is time to come out of the closet. 865 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:27,433 I mean what's wrong? 866 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,934 - I don't know. 867 00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:31,170 It feel like it's all the pressure from it, maybe? 868 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,971 Apparently he's quite the stud in the bedroom 869 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:36,942 and he's partaken threesomes and orgies 870 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,043 and fourgies. 871 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,012 - What's a fourgie? 872 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,781 - I don't know. 873 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:43,649 - Whoa. 874 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,051 - I'm just scared. 875 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,986 - You scared? Scared of what? 876 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,121 - Well like, 877 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,756 what if I don't last long? 878 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,858 What if she laughs at it? 879 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,528 I don't think my dick can handle that kind of rejection. 880 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:57,896 - Dude, don't even worry about it. 881 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,798 I mean premature ejaculation is totally normal 882 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,233 and hot chicks are just used to it anyways, 883 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:02,501 it's all good. 884 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,503 (whistles) 885 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,771 But dude, 886 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:06,705 you need to get over this whistling sound 887 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:07,506 you make with your mouth. 888 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,007 I mean what is that? 889 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,276 It's like when the subject of sex with a female comes up, 890 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,911 I feel like someone's brewing a pot of tea. 891 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,180 You know what you need to do? 892 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:17,048 You need to reinvent yourself. 893 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:18,650 It's time for a makeover. 894 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,253 Extreme makeover, Maxi edition. 895 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,255 You are no longer Maxi, 896 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,557 the scared little whistling virgin, 897 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:29,461 forever doomed to a life of swirlies and toilets. 898 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,429 You are now 899 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:33,799 Maximus. 900 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:35,901 - Maximus. 901 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:40,572 - Maximus Cunnilingus Clitoris. 902 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,873 - Maximus. 903 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,775 - Son to an orgy master. 904 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,110 - Maximus. 905 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,446 - Recent member of Tits Amazing. 906 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,780 - Maximus. 907 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,349 - And recipient of a cocktail napkin 908 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:51,683 with a phone number on it 909 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,151 from a cocktail waitress who works at 910 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:55,421 Beware Of Tits, bottomless diner and strip joint. 911 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,288 - Maximus. 912 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,691 - You shall lose it. 913 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,193 - I shall. 914 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:03,495 - In this life or the next. 915 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:06,832 Preferably this life. 916 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:07,699 - Maximus, 917 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,202 I like that. 918 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:13,071 I am Maximus Cunnilingus Clitoris. 919 00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,074 - Maximus. 920 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,309 - Maximus. 921 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:20,246 (triumphant music) 922 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,752 (horn blows) 923 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,855 (Max pants in shock) 924 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,891 - Sweet dreams there, Maxi? 925 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,760 - No, had a nightmare. 926 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,730 Billy? What's a cunnilingus? 927 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:43,835 Think I had a nightmare about it last night. 928 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,804 Is it some sort of monster? 929 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,573 - Monster, yeah. 930 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,642 Just gonna have to find out for yourself there, kiddo. 931 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,444 - Are we there yet man? 932 00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:54,112 We've been driving forever and this place is hotter 933 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:56,282 than a prostitute's asshole, alright? 934 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,215 Where is this place? 935 00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:58,817 - Calm your tits, Betty White. 936 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,018 I got an idea! 937 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,187 Compact disk! 938 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,892 ("Cadillac" by Mest) 939 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,894 Here we go! 940 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,473 * It's Friday night 941 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:24,743 * What's going on tonight 942 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,777 - Come on, go! 943 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:26,978 - I'm driving. - Come on, man! 944 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,747 Get up! - Okay, drive. 945 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,651 (boys yell and shout) 946 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,486 (car horn blows) 947 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,455 (RV tires skid) 948 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,991 (car horn blows angrily) 949 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,428 - Who is that? Why is he honking at us? 950 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,829 - [Max] What a douche. 951 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,297 * Rolling in my Cadillac 952 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:47,566 * Self control, knowing that your mom is what I lack * 953 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,801 * Top down, seat back 954 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:52,971 * Rolling in my Cadillac 955 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,906 * Top down, seat back 956 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,109 * Rolling in my Cadillac 957 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:00,011 * Top down, seat back 958 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:03,682 * Rolling in my Cadillac 959 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,250 Oh my goddess, hi. 960 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,985 - Hey guys, welcome to The Nautical. 961 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,186 I'm Jordan. 962 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,621 Are you checking in with SWAT today? 963 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:10,422 - I got this. 964 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:11,623 - Okay. 965 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:15,193 - Hi. We are checking in as chaperones. 966 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,862 - Chaperones? 967 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,398 - Okay, I was just about to step out for my lunch break, 968 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:20,932 but don't worry, 969 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,434 I'll go find somebody who can take care of you guys. 970 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,402 - Ah, what? 971 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:26,905 - Don't worry about my friend Maxi here. 972 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:27,839 He almost got laid last night 973 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:29,074 but couldn't quite close. 974 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,308 - Aw, don't worry about it. 975 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,978 Maybe your luck will change here in Havasu. 976 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:33,945 - So cute. 977 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:35,514 - Alright, well good luck boys. 978 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,916 - Ah, thought that would work. 979 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,551 - You thought that would work? 980 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,386 - Yeah. 981 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,755 (stumbles ungracefully) 982 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:49,795 Hi there friend. 983 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,231 We are checking in as chaperones. 984 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,200 - It's pronounced Freend. 985 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,502 Freend. Freend. 986 00:38:57,803 --> 00:38:58,637 - Okay. 987 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,273 - Names please. 988 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,445 - Okay, uh this is Dylan. 989 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,013 I'm Billy, that's Maxi. 990 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,415 - Maximus. - Maximus. 991 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,816 - I take it you all of age? 992 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,351 - I take it you're of all age. 993 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,888 - Would you like to see some identification there, Friend? 994 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:17,923 - It's okay. 995 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,792 You look like you're 30. 996 00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:22,227 - He's actually 35. 997 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,096 (Freind snickers) 998 00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,333 - [Freind] I can see that. 999 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:33,705 You understand the responsibilities of a SWAT chaperone? 1000 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:36,041 - What's a chaperone? 1001 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:37,308 - Oh don't worry about this guy. 1002 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,277 He doesn't even know what cunnilingus is. 1003 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,947 - What's a cunnilingus? 1004 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,882 - It's a scary monster. 1005 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,685 - With an unibrow. 1006 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:53,492 - Basically your responsibilities are to make sure 1007 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:56,828 that kids under the age are not drunk in public 1008 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,397 or fighting, fighting. 1009 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:00,331 You know what fighting is? 1010 00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:03,268 - Yeah, I know what fighting is. 1011 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:04,503 - You notice anything suspicious, 1012 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:08,073 you grab any of our security guard and 1013 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,075 you report it. 1014 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,577 - So we're basically narcs? 1015 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,744 - Yes! 1016 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,212 - Perfect! 1017 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,016 You guys ready to make some new friends? Freends? 1018 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:29,160 (intense heavy metal music) 1019 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,252 - Hello? Is anyone here? 1020 00:40:58,223 --> 00:40:59,057 - Uh? 1021 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:05,864 - Uh, 1022 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:09,067 uh we're here about The Backyard Boat? 1023 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:15,473 - Well The Backyard Boat, why didn't you just say so? 1024 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,608 - I just did. 1025 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,545 We rented it through your website? 1026 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,747 - I don't got no website. 1027 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:22,881 - Yes you do. 1028 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,251 - No, I don't. 1029 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:28,887 - I think that you do. 1030 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,789 - Fuck you. - Fair enough. 1031 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,658 - Isn't this you? 1032 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,192 - [Boys] Uncool Ronathan's 1033 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:38,597 Havasu Boating Adventures Paradise, Lake Havasu Lake. 1034 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,866 - Yeah, that's me. 1035 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:42,834 - So then you do have a website? 1036 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:43,869 - No shit. 1037 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:45,236 - What the fuck? 1038 00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:47,906 - Grab my stuff. 1039 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:52,811 (moans) Feels good in there. 1040 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,445 - What is he doing? 1041 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,450 Alright, must sign right here boy. 1042 00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:03,254 You want me to hold it out like this for you? 1043 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:07,693 - You want us to sign your arm? 1044 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:08,660 - I'm not holding it out here 1045 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,261 for you choir boys to stare at. 1046 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,530 - Here, I'll sign. 1047 00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:14,065 - Just be careful. 1048 00:42:25,577 --> 00:42:26,578 - Life vest, 1049 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,414 we're gonna need some beer. 1050 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:30,281 - Alright. 1051 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,984 - Wait, you're not coming with us, are you? 1052 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:34,519 - If it was up to me, 1053 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,455 we'd all be coming together by the end of the night. 1054 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:38,389 - Well, it's just-- 1055 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:41,359 - Don't you "welp" me, boy! 1056 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,694 - I didn't really want tapdance around 1057 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:46,397 with a bunch of fucking Sissy Sallys anyway. 1058 00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:53,138 - But this map just leads us right back here. 1059 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,974 - I don't see any life vests or beer 1060 00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,910 around these little arms, now do I? 1061 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,847 Cute little hands. 1062 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,714 So sexy. 1063 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,253 - Thank you. 1064 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,655 We'll see you later, 1065 00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:10,455 run, run, run, run! 1066 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:11,322 - Hey! 1067 00:43:12,858 --> 00:43:15,460 You boys come back here. 1068 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:17,328 - Who are those cute boys? 1069 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,297 And what did they want? 1070 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:24,335 - Fuck you. (swift whoosh) 1071 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,880 (sighs disappointingly) 1072 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:38,750 Took the advice on the beer. 1073 00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:41,219 (soft slap) Good stuff. 1074 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:44,089 ("Party By Myself" by Hollywood Undead) 1075 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,123 Here she is. 1076 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,960 Backyard Beauty, in all her glory. 1077 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:54,232 * Fuck everyone else, I'm a party by myself * 1078 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:57,736 * Do this shit all night, I don't need nobody else * 1079 00:43:57,769 --> 00:44:01,172 * Fuck everyone else, I'm a party by myself * 1080 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:05,376 * Higher than a kite, with nobody but myself * 1081 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,149 - Well guys, 1082 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,184 it looks like everyone really like us! 1083 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:14,385 - Oh yeah, they like us, alright. 1084 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:15,420 Just jealous of our Backyard Beauty. 1085 00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:16,755 Great find Dylan! 1086 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:17,823 - Good find Dylan. 1087 00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:19,691 - [Ronathan] Thank you, boys. 1088 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:20,926 - Jesus Christ, 1089 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:22,961 it's a stripper pole on this boat? 1090 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,495 Billy why won't you go shake your ass on that thing? 1091 00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:25,864 See what happen? 1092 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:28,900 (make ringing noise) 1093 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,235 - [Max] Whatcha doing? 1094 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,137 - Dude, I think my Bone-ar's going off. 1095 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,404 (makes ringing sound) 1096 00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:34,339 - What the fuck are you doing? 1097 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,073 - Dude, I can't control it, 1098 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:35,907 It's my Bone-ar. 1099 00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:37,709 (makes ringing sound) 1100 00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:41,913 (intense rock music) 1101 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:47,152 (guys chant "TILF") 1102 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,019 - Tlif? 1103 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,623 - TILF titties? Titties in a TILF. 1104 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:56,728 - Go away! (guys chant "TILF") 1105 00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:58,296 - We need to get off this boat. 1106 00:44:58,329 --> 00:45:01,733 (high energy club music) 1107 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,418 - Man, what a plethora of pretty pillows around! 1108 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:21,586 Jeez! 1109 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,788 - Thank you for bringing me out here, boys. 1110 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:23,755 I appreciate it. 1111 00:45:23,789 --> 00:45:25,323 This is our week, alright? 1112 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:27,025 This is our week to get after it. You ready? 1113 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,794 (fast paced club music) 1114 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,461 Son of a bitch, really? 1115 00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:31,696 - What? Is that Amber? 1116 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,899 - No. What the fuck is she doing here man? 1117 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,700 - [Max] Aw, that chick sucks! 1118 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,567 - Nope. 1119 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:38,269 - Oh yeah. 1120 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:42,173 - Man, shit. But seriously, what is she doing here? 1121 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,542 Fuck it, I'll be right back. 1122 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:48,613 Katy. 1123 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:49,848 What the fuck are you doing here? 1124 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:51,016 Is this why you broke up with me, 1125 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,784 so you can be all slutty over spring break? 1126 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:54,019 - You know Dilly, 1127 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:55,420 I love everything that you did for us. 1128 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:56,254 It's just-- 1129 00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:57,488 - It's just what? What? 1130 00:45:57,522 --> 00:45:58,723 You don't care about me at all? 1131 00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,724 You rather hang out with these fucktards? 1132 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,159 - What's up, dog? 1133 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:03,561 I'm the DJ. 1134 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:07,298 The DJ! Spring break DJ! 1135 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,166 DJ Tanner! 1136 00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:10,902 Check out my banner! 1137 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:13,071 Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo, woo! 1138 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,472 (impersonates a beat machine) 1139 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,774 - The fuck are you doing? Stop. 1140 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:19,644 Is this your ex old lady? 1141 00:46:19,677 --> 00:46:21,913 She got a nice rack on her. 1142 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,018 Thanks for sharing. 1143 00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:29,087 - What the fuck are you talking about? Stop! 1144 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,355 - Sharing is caring, dog! 1145 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:31,489 - Stop calling me dog! 1146 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,158 This isn't 1999, alright? 1147 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,559 Just go back to your fucking DJ booth, 1148 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:35,793 this is my girlfriend. 1149 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:39,197 - But Dilly, we broke up, remember? 1150 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,199 This is the guy I was telling you about. 1151 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:42,733 I met him on Tender. 1152 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:46,037 He's gonna be like the next SkrillRes. 1153 00:46:46,071 --> 00:46:47,272 - Sorry to steal your hot girl 1154 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,841 and kick your ass off my boat dog. 1155 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,310 Unfortunately this is my boat 1156 00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,381 and she doesn't seem to want you anymore. 1157 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,316 So why don't you make like the trees 1158 00:46:58,349 --> 00:46:59,885 and get out. 1159 00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:01,552 - Just get away from me, man! 1160 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,154 - Wow! 1161 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:06,191 Well, it appears you're out of time. 1162 00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:09,394 And we have a full house, 1163 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,562 so you better get your ass off this boat before I-- 1164 00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,064 - Before you what? 1165 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,866 Before you flex your T-shirt titties in my face again? 1166 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,535 (laughs oddly) 1167 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,369 It's not funny. 1168 00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:19,237 - You know I won't, 1169 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,438 but they will. 1170 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,475 Danny, Joey, Uncle Jessie, 1171 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:25,911 get him. 1172 00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:28,546 (imitates shooting a shotgun) 1173 00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:29,680 - Get off me, man. 1174 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:30,748 Stop. Stop. 1175 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:31,682 What are you doing? 1176 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:32,517 Hey! 1177 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:36,454 (people on boat cheers) 1178 00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:38,990 - Aw, it's too bad dog. 1179 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,626 I liked you. You have a cute face. 1180 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:42,894 - Fuck you man. 1181 00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:44,562 - Dylan you shouldn't have come all this way 1182 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,597 to try and get me back. 1183 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:47,832 - I didn't. 1184 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,600 (splashes water) 1185 00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:50,468 - Dilly! 1186 00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:55,306 You totes got me wet! (whines) 1187 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:57,842 - That guy's like a real DJ 1188 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,278 and I got a sticker! 1189 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:01,947 Okay. 1190 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,614 Alright, look guys, 1191 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,550 I just need a second to myself, alright? 1192 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:09,354 Just go have fun, I'll catch up with you guys later. 1193 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,721 - [Billy] What? Come on, man! 1194 00:48:10,755 --> 00:48:12,357 We're in this together bro! 1195 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,092 It's a bro-cation, remember? 1196 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:16,127 - So I'll catch up with you later. 1197 00:48:16,161 --> 00:48:17,462 - Don't leave, bro! 1198 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:18,663 - Dude! 1199 00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:19,864 - Bro! 1200 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,399 - Dude! 1201 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:22,500 - Bro. 1202 00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,368 - Dude. 1203 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:26,904 Let him go. 1204 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:31,276 Let him go. 1205 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:35,113 (vibrant and popping electronic music) 1206 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:42,820 - That can not be good for her health. 1207 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:43,688 Dude, 1208 00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,224 that's my Destiny's Child! 1209 00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:49,594 (music slows to a halt) 1210 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,099 Excuse me for a second. 1211 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,701 I have some balls to attend to. 1212 00:48:58,303 --> 00:48:59,137 - What? 1213 00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:05,543 - Hey! 1214 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:06,411 Hey. 1215 00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:09,614 - You made it. 1216 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:11,816 - I'm so glad you came! 1217 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:13,218 - Well yeah, I'm always happy to come. 1218 00:49:13,251 --> 00:49:14,652 Uh, be here. 1219 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:17,122 - You look so familiar to me. 1220 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:22,560 - Hey Michelle. 1221 00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:23,861 - He knows me? 1222 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:25,030 - Hey! 1223 00:49:25,063 --> 00:49:25,963 You guys should totally check out the 1224 00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:26,631 killer boat we rented this week. 1225 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,632 It's awesome. 1226 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:28,466 - Really? - Really? 1227 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,268 - No, it actually sucks. 1228 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,869 - What color is it? 1229 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:34,639 - What's your favorite color, Michelle? 1230 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:35,806 - Leopard! 1231 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,076 - Yeah, we got a leopard boat. 1232 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,677 Yeah, we do. We do. 1233 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,813 Sorry. Sorry not sorry. 1234 00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:46,417 (ice cream jingle music) 1235 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:47,252 - Hi. 1236 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:48,286 - Why hello. 1237 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:49,954 - Can I, 1238 00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:54,759 can I try a sample of your Hample Nample? 1239 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,361 - Good choice, kid. 1240 00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:02,833 Sample of Hample Nample, coming in hot. 1241 00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:04,102 - Uh, okay. Uh. 1242 00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:10,608 Oh wow! That's a super sample! 1243 00:50:10,641 --> 00:50:12,643 - Super sample Hample Nample. 1244 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:16,347 - Can I get that in a captain's cone please? 1245 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:19,484 (employee and mumbles in thought) 1246 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,119 So what you're asking for 1247 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:25,323 is some Hample Nample which not to sample? (groans) 1248 00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:30,095 I'm not sure if we have anymore of that flavor. 1249 00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:33,131 I'm going to have to check in with the captain. 1250 00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:33,998 Boss! 1251 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:35,900 Hey boss! 1252 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:41,639 (boss grunts) 1253 00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:45,110 This very nice silly looking man right here 1254 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,577 would like to know 1255 00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,413 if we have any Hample Nample 1256 00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:50,381 in which not to sample? 1257 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:58,823 (boss smacks appliances softly) 1258 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:05,096 (boss giggles delusively) 1259 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:06,564 Seems like it's your lucky day. 1260 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:09,300 The captain just said we do. 1261 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:11,936 Would you like one scoop or two? 1262 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,373 (ice cream machine buzzes) 1263 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,307 Here's one, 1264 00:51:16,341 --> 00:51:17,242 (ice cream plops in cone) 1265 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:20,111 (ice cream machine whirls) 1266 00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:20,945 (ice cream plops in cone) 1267 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:22,313 And there's two. 1268 00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:27,718 I'll do a little something special for ya. 1269 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:31,922 Gonna put a little icing on the cake. (moans) 1270 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,294 That's gonna taste a lot better 1271 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:39,597 if you eat it through your nose. 1272 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,232 - Through my nose? 1273 00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:45,436 (bumping and high energy club music) 1274 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,278 - Hey! Nice shirt! 1275 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,316 (sniffs loudly) 1276 00:51:58,349 --> 00:51:59,184 Whoa. 1277 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,688 You didn't get rid of that from the other night, kid? 1278 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,390 That is not awesome. 1279 00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:10,895 - I recognize you! 1280 00:52:10,928 --> 00:52:13,264 You're Don! The owner of Beware Of Tits! 1281 00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:15,233 - Dons, with a s. Dons. 1282 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,002 How you doing, kid? 1283 00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,704 - [Waitress] Maxi? 1284 00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:20,538 - Mindy? 1285 00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,406 - Maxi! 1286 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:24,409 Maxi. 1287 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:26,010 Maxi Max, Maxi Max. 1288 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:28,779 What are you doing here? 1289 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,781 I'm so excited to see you again! 1290 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,016 - What are you doing here? 1291 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:34,118 - I don't remember what I'm doing here. 1292 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,153 - Are you a strip dancer for them as well? 1293 00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:37,988 - No way, I get, um, 1294 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:39,557 horny when I dance. 1295 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:41,659 So I leave that to the professionals 1296 00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,262 who have self control. 1297 00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,731 Isn't this place amazing? 1298 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:48,466 It makes me so excited, 1299 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:50,568 like not just in my face. 1300 00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:54,305 - Ice cream boy, you wanna hit the lake with us? 1301 00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:55,273 - For real? 1302 00:52:55,306 --> 00:52:57,375 - Yeah boy! Here we go! 1303 00:52:57,408 --> 00:52:59,710 (Mindy mumbles excitedly) - Sounds great! 1304 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:02,347 (swift whoosh) 1305 00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:11,088 - Your technique is a little weak, you know. 1306 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:11,989 - I didn't know there was a technique 1307 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,225 for skipping rocks. 1308 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:17,194 - Oh yeah, here. Let me show you. 1309 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:18,729 So the trick is to 1310 00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:21,599 get down low, close to the water, 1311 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,568 and with the right flat rock 1312 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:25,169 and a good release, 1313 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,138 that's how it's done. 1314 00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,440 - [Dylan] That's not bad. 1315 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:30,275 - Thanks. 1316 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:32,009 - I'm Dylan. 1317 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,143 - Hi. Sarah. 1318 00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:34,211 - Nice to meet you. 1319 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:35,212 - Yo Sarah, 1320 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:36,213 you gonna get a room? 1321 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:38,583 Or can we get the ball back? 1322 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:42,152 - I'm gonna grab that, thanks. 1323 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,857 Shouldn't you be partying with all the crazy people? 1324 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,058 - Yeah, well, um, 1325 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,861 my two friend brought me out here 1326 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,130 to get me away from my girlfriend, 1327 00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:54,565 or ex-girlfriend. 1328 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,802 And it turns out that she's already here, 1329 00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:02,006 on some boat with a bunch of drunk idiots wearing neon. 1330 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,975 I'm sorry, I guess I'm just, 1331 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,311 stuck in this stupid place 1332 00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:08,078 and I don't know what to do. 1333 00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:11,148 - Hey, this stupid place I call home. 1334 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,584 - Yikes. Uh. 1335 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,121 Can we start over? 1336 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:18,556 - Okay. 1337 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,892 - I'm Dylan, spring breaker from Bend, Oregon. 1338 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,962 And apparently I can't skip rocks. 1339 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:27,231 - Hello Dylan from Bend, Oregon. 1340 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:30,668 I'm Sarah, a Havasu local and a freshman. 1341 00:54:32,136 --> 00:54:34,204 - You're a freshman? 1342 00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,673 - [Sarah] In college. 1343 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,541 - College. 1344 00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:38,976 Nice. 1345 00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,914 - What are you doing tonight? 1346 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:46,283 - Tonight I'm probably going back to my hotel room 1347 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:49,053 to hide from my ex-girlfriend for the rest of the week. 1348 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,788 - Okay well 1349 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:53,157 my friends and I are having a get together tonight. 1350 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:54,759 You're welcome to stop by 1351 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,961 if you can muster a smile. 1352 00:54:59,564 --> 00:55:00,631 - Okay, sure. 1353 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,368 Yeah, why not? 1354 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,569 - Okay! 1355 00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:07,772 Here, give me your number. I'll text you. 1356 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,240 - Confident girl asking for my number, I like that. 1357 00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:12,176 - So I'll see you tonight maybe? 1358 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:13,778 - Yeah. Definitely. 1359 00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:16,581 See ya. 1360 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:20,718 (poppy dance music) 1361 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,210 - That was awesome! 1362 00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:49,547 (hand smacks skin softly) 1363 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:51,682 - That's my thumb. 1364 00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:52,550 I'm sorry. 1365 00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:54,952 - Uh, it's okay. 1366 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:57,287 You tripped. 1367 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,260 (skin slaps skin softly) 1368 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:05,596 - Hey, how you doing gorgeous? 1369 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:06,831 What's your name? 1370 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,134 I'm Cash, but everybody calls me The Cashtag. 1371 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,571 - I'm Amber. 1372 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:16,340 - Ooh, beautiful name Amber! 1373 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,542 Oh, look at this. 1374 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:18,909 Mind standing it up for me? 1375 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,110 Here we go. 1376 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,580 The Cashtag's ready to get willied, 1377 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:23,681 Free Willy style. 1378 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,215 Come on, let's jump that rock! 1379 00:56:25,249 --> 00:56:26,451 - Oh! I love sharks! 1380 00:56:26,484 --> 00:56:29,487 - He said his name is Cash, right? 1381 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,354 (girls cheer) 1382 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,789 - Yeah. 1383 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,924 Don't worry, I got a hashtag for you, small person! 1384 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,560 - There's a small person here? 1385 00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,828 (giggles) Small people make me feel 1386 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,497 like a great, big giant. 1387 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:43,934 - (laughs) Hashtag, give up now. 1388 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:47,638 'Cause The Cashtag gets what The Cashtag wants. 1389 00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:50,374 (laughs) Of course you can! Don't be shy! 1390 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,209 He wants to do a beer bong. 1391 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,812 Why, you can do a beer bong. Here you go. 1392 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,046 Yeah let's do a, oh that's a good idea. 1393 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,948 Two of them 'cause he's not a baby, right? 1394 00:56:57,982 --> 00:56:58,783 - [Onlooker] Take it like a man! 1395 00:56:58,816 --> 00:56:59,750 - Let's go Billy! 1396 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:03,654 (crowd cheers for Billy) 1397 00:57:03,688 --> 00:57:04,989 (Billy chokes and coughs) 1398 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,190 - Oh! Wipeout! 1399 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:08,726 Don't worry ladies, I got this covered. 1400 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,395 Don't worry, don't worry. 1401 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:15,332 Hashtag, say hi to your vagina for me. 1402 00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:17,968 It's okay, he's alright, he's alright, he's alright. 1403 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:19,269 I think he's just a little embarrassed 1404 00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,605 because he made you look bad. 1405 00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:22,272 You know, we'll just give him a little space. 1406 00:57:22,306 --> 00:57:23,974 Let's get out of here, I know another party. 1407 00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:24,942 Come here, sweetheart. - Let's go with him. 1408 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:25,776 Let's go. - There we go. 1409 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:27,111 - Where are we going? 1410 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:28,479 It's alright small person, 1411 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,515 you're gonna be okay? 1412 00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,049 Do you have a name? 1413 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:36,253 (exciting maraca and bongo music) 1414 00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:49,700 - Get up! 1415 00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:52,302 (girls giggle) 1416 00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:56,641 I gotta tell you-- 1417 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:59,109 - So, where does a Maxi come from? 1418 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:01,145 - My mom's vagina. 1419 00:58:01,178 --> 00:58:03,848 (Mindy giggles) 1420 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:05,583 Bend. 1421 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,086 - You want me to bend? 1422 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:13,290 - No, that's where I'm from. Bend, Oregon. 1423 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,759 - Oh! 1424 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:15,993 Oh that's cool. 1425 00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,095 I've dated a lot of people who live in Bend. 1426 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:22,166 Actually, I believe the population of bend is 81,236, 1427 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,433 give or take a few. 1428 00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:26,203 - Wow. I didn't even know that. 1429 00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:29,006 - So what kind of kinky stuff 1430 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:31,208 does one get into in Bend? 1431 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,511 - Like what do I do for sex? 1432 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,380 (Mindy giggles) 1433 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:39,083 I don't know, I'm kind of a nerd. 1434 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:42,152 This is probably as close as I've ever come. 1435 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,353 - I like nerd. 1436 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,724 - I like space. 1437 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,127 No, no, I'm kidding. 1438 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,662 I'm sorry, 1439 00:58:51,696 --> 00:58:54,131 what I mean was I'm kinda obsessed with outer space. 1440 00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:55,465 - Oh! Okay. 1441 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,234 Did you that neutron stars spins 1442 00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:59,369 at a rate of 600 rotations per second 1443 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:02,072 and that all of space has no sound? 1444 00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:04,308 Do you wanna go for a swim? 1445 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:05,242 I'll put on your little shorts 1446 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,376 and you can put on my overalls. 1447 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,244 Come on. 1448 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:10,815 - Hey ice cream boy. 1449 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:12,149 - Yeah? 1450 00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:14,284 - Come here for a second. 1451 00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:20,190 Come here. 1452 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:24,729 (sniffs) Yeah, still there. 1453 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:25,596 Look, 1454 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,199 Mindy, she likes you. 1455 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,401 I can tell. Yeah. 1456 00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:33,804 And I like that. I like that. 1457 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:35,472 That's awesome. 1458 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:36,807 - I think I like her too. 1459 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:38,643 - Then tell her. 1460 00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:40,611 Girls like a guy with confidence, 1461 00:59:40,645 --> 00:59:44,081 a guy that take charge, like Dons. 1462 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:46,183 - I never really had confidence with girls. 1463 00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:47,284 - Watch this. 1464 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:52,522 Jesse, Kayden, 1465 00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:57,194 come over here and give Dons some sugar! 1466 00:59:57,227 --> 00:59:58,562 A little hustle! 1467 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,733 Ooh. Ooh. (smooches) 1468 01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:05,369 (girls giggle) 1469 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,337 Yeah. Yeah. 1470 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,608 I wanna taste you. 1471 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:13,377 (lips smooch) 1472 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:14,211 - Let me in! 1473 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,146 - (smooches) Okay. 1474 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:17,114 (girls kiss passionately) (Max whistles awkwardly) 1475 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,783 Sharing is caring. 1476 01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:21,752 (moans and grunts) 1477 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:25,856 (whistles awkwardly) 1478 01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:28,859 That'll make your dick hard. 1479 01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:29,794 - It did. 1480 01:00:29,827 --> 01:00:31,696 - Alright ladies, 1481 01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:35,065 I gotta talk to Maxi for a second. 1482 01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:36,466 (snaps fingers) Hey. 1483 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:37,702 Alright, 1484 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:41,171 if you had to choose between eating hot dog 1485 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:46,010 or a taco, what would you choose? 1486 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,077 - I love hot dogs. 1487 01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:48,312 - Wrong answer! 1488 01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:50,047 Hot dogs only been in ball parks. 1489 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,049 You want to eat tacos. 1490 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,784 - Taco. - Tacos. 1491 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:55,252 - Tacos. - Tacos. 1492 01:00:55,285 --> 01:00:57,021 - That's what my daddy keeps telling me. 1493 01:00:57,054 --> 01:01:00,357 - From now on, Dons is your daddy. 1494 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:03,227 You need to think what Dons would think. 1495 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,829 What would Dons do? 1496 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:08,332 Where's the pussy? Where's the pussy? 1497 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:11,802 I dunno. I dunno, I don't see it anywhere. 1498 01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:14,371 Wait a second! 1499 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:17,207 Do you know what a pussy looks like? 1500 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,076 - Oh, I've seen pictures. 1501 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:22,112 - Right. Intimidating to look at, 1502 01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:23,948 but fun when you're in there. 1503 01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:25,582 - Like a waterpark. 1504 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,018 - Like a waterpark, sure. 1505 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:30,620 Here, put your hands like this. 1506 01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:32,857 Tight now. 1507 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:33,791 Open it up. 1508 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,593 And that's a pussy. 1509 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,627 Do it again. 1510 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:39,529 And that's a pussy. 1511 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,664 Again. That-- 1512 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:44,101 a, that's a, a, 1513 01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:47,304 (scoffs) you got it, you got it. Okay. 1514 01:01:47,337 --> 01:01:49,006 Alright, like this. 1515 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:49,874 Come on. 1516 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:51,976 Pound. 1517 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,945 - Pound. Pound? 1518 01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:56,280 - What are you, in preschool? Pound! 1519 01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:58,315 Powerful hip thrust! 1520 01:01:58,348 --> 01:01:59,416 Pound. 1521 01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:01,886 - Pound? - Pound! Pound. 1522 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:04,021 Pound. Here, let me show you. 1523 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:04,989 Let me show you. 1524 01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:06,523 (exciting and adventurous music) 1525 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,492 Come with me now. 1526 01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:10,694 Pound, pound, pound, pound. 1527 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:15,465 - [Both] Pound, pound, pound, pound! 1528 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:20,037 - (growls) I am Maximus! 1529 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:20,905 - The Maximus! 1530 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:21,738 - Mad Maximus! 1531 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:22,807 - Yeah! - Yes! 1532 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,108 - That was awesome, kid! 1533 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:25,042 - I am awesome! 1534 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,544 - You wanna get high and fuck? 1535 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,313 - Wait, you? 1536 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,015 - I mean with girls. 1537 01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:33,517 - Hey, how's it going? 1538 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,351 Can I grab a shirt? 1539 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,185 - Yeah, whatever. 1540 01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,854 - Where's Maxi? 1541 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:38,622 - Dude, I don't know. Fucker vanished! 1542 01:02:38,655 --> 01:02:39,857 And he didn't hake a cell phone with him, 1543 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,758 so we have no way to contact him. 1544 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:42,692 - Is he okay? 1545 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:44,061 - Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. 1546 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,529 He's probably lost or scared, 1547 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:47,431 you know, all the monster melons walking around? 1548 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,900 - There you go again with that titty talk. 1549 01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:50,835 You got a problem, man. 1550 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,069 You should see someone about it. 1551 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,637 - Man, I don't have a problem. 1552 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,472 Alright? You have a problem! 1553 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:57,007 Man, titties were designed for us to fantasize about, 1554 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,542 and that's exactly what I do. 1555 01:02:58,575 --> 01:03:00,777 I fantasize about the beautiful A to double D sized titties 1556 01:03:00,811 --> 01:03:01,846 with with quarter sized pink nipples. 1557 01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:03,613 (laughs) 1558 01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:07,584 Man, why do I let people push me around? 1559 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,319 I mean, I'm a decent looking lad, right? 1560 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:10,720 - 'Cause it's not about looks, alright? 1561 01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:11,922 Sometimes it's about confidence, 1562 01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:13,924 and for some reason, when it comes to Amber, 1563 01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:15,826 you don't have any. 1564 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,527 Why? What happened. 1565 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:19,096 - Well I mean, 1566 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,530 I was hanging out with her, 1567 01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:23,834 you know, making her laugh and smile. 1568 01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:25,802 Such a beautiful smile. 1569 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:30,174 Man I think she's finally looking at me differently. 1570 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,209 - So that's amazing. That's a good thing, right? 1571 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:33,710 - Yeah, but then some Hashtag douchebag showed up 1572 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:34,945 and totally stole her away from me! 1573 01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:35,880 - What you mean "Stole her away"? 1574 01:03:35,913 --> 01:03:37,414 What is he, a viking? 1575 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,815 - No, that asshole made me look bad 1576 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,350 and took my woman from me. 1577 01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:41,618 I mean, what the fuck? 1578 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:43,720 - Dude, girls like assholes! 1579 01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,155 She was probably hoping that you would be an asshole 1580 01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:49,626 and tell this guy to eat a dick or something. 1581 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,761 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 1582 01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,130 - Yeah. 1583 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,099 - Probably right. 1584 01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:57,001 Totally gonna punch that Hashtag douchebag in the dick 1585 01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:59,303 next time I see him. 1586 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,837 - What's Hashtag? 1587 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:02,239 - Don't worry about it. 1588 01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:05,742 - Hey man, you know? Punch that dick. 1589 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:08,112 - Literally punch the penis. 1590 01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:14,151 - So I met a cutie today, local girl. 1591 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:15,652 Yeah, her name is Sarah. 1592 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,486 - Girl? 1593 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,521 - She's a freshman. 1594 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:18,788 - I love young girls. 1595 01:04:18,822 --> 01:04:19,890 - In college. 1596 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,126 - Look at you! 1597 01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,593 - Right? 1598 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,262 - Getting with the older, more experienced, huh? 1599 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:27,597 - Yeah, she invited us to a party. 1600 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,666 Probably gonna be a lot of hot girls there, 1601 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,668 help get your mind off of Amber. 1602 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:32,937 Wanna come? 1603 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:36,406 - I can't. Got a mission to accomplish. 1604 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,675 Gotta fist a dick. 1605 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,377 You have fun with that college pussy! 1606 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,079 - You're ridiculous, man. 1607 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,548 - [Billy] I agree, I agree. 1608 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:47,751 (exciting rock music) 1609 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:55,292 - Hey. 1610 01:04:59,329 --> 01:05:00,497 You look lost. 1611 01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:03,400 I'm Zach. 1612 01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:06,070 - Okay, I'm Dylan. 1613 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,272 - Are you new around here, Dylan? 1614 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:11,408 - I'm just visiting, actually, Zach. 1615 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:13,210 - Oh, well cool, man. Where from? 1616 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,911 - From Oregon. 1617 01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:18,415 - Well it's nice for you to stop by, Dylan. 1618 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,150 Hey, you wanna play some Pong? 1619 01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:22,086 It's just apple j, this is a sober party. 1620 01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:23,020 - No, I'm good. 1621 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:23,954 I was just looking for Sarah, 1622 01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:24,888 do you know if she's around? 1623 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,290 - Yeah, (mumbles) go find her! 1624 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:27,224 - Thanks buddy. 1625 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,926 - Oh hey, actually, take this. 1626 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,128 It's apple juice. 1627 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:33,697 - No, I'm good man. I'm just gonna-- 1628 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:34,564 - Take it. 1629 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,368 You really need to try this. 1630 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:42,439 It's freshly squeezed 1631 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:44,774 and organic. 1632 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,078 - Okay, thanks. 1633 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:50,880 - [Male Partygoer] Yo, yo, 1634 01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:53,850 does her brother know you're here? 1635 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:55,119 - Hey. 1636 01:05:55,152 --> 01:05:56,320 - Oh, hey Loverboy! 1637 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:57,787 - How's it going? 1638 01:05:57,821 --> 01:05:58,655 - Okay. 1639 01:06:00,024 --> 01:06:01,025 - I'm sorry. 1640 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,562 So, uh, what's the story? 1641 01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:06,830 - What's the story? 1642 01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:08,398 - Yeah. 1643 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,967 - Are you nervous to hang out with me or something? 1644 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,003 - No, I just don't know anyone here 1645 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:15,872 so it's a little awkward, I guess. 1646 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,344 - Well, uh, let me introduce you. 1647 01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:22,379 - Cool. - Yeah. 1648 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,514 Hey everyone! This is Dylan! 1649 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:27,884 He's a spring breaker from, Bend, Oregon? 1650 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,019 - Yep. 1651 01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:30,487 - From Bend, Oregon! 1652 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,721 - Hey guys. How's it going? 1653 01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:33,290 (everyone greets Dylan cheerfully) 1654 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:34,858 How's it going? 1655 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:36,160 Thank you for that, I appreciate it. 1656 01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:37,361 - You're welcome. 1657 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:39,796 - Kinda appreciate it. - Yep, no problem. 1658 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:42,199 Well, you seem happier. 1659 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,467 You were pretty down earlier. 1660 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,235 - Yeah, sorry about that. 1661 01:06:45,269 --> 01:06:47,003 - No, it's good. 1662 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:49,306 How long were you with that girl, anyway? 1663 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:52,242 - Do you mind if we don't talk about my girlfriend tonight? 1664 01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:53,277 - Did you say 1665 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,579 that your name 1666 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:58,715 was Chillin? 1667 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:01,285 - Dylan, this is Captain Jack, 1668 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:03,087 he's our DD. 1669 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,421 - Is this guy fucking serious? 1670 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,589 He's your DD? 1671 01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:07,157 - Designated drinker. 1672 01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:08,358 - Ah. - Yeah. 1673 01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:09,759 - Gotcha. 1674 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,395 - Don't mind him, 1675 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,563 he has a couple of loose screws. 1676 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:16,200 Plus he's like 35 and still thinks he's in high school. 1677 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,801 - Alright, cool. Good to know, thank you. 1678 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:19,769 Thanks for the warning. 1679 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:24,774 Is everything okay? 1680 01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:25,809 - Fuck yeah! 1681 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:30,647 - Um, you wanna get out of here? 1682 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,149 - I just got here. 1683 01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:34,784 - Yeah, um, let's take a drive. 1684 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,920 - Okay. 1685 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:37,754 - Yeah. 1686 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:38,988 - Cool. 1687 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:39,923 ("Comin' In Hot" ny Hollywood Undead) 1688 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:41,191 Can you bring the cup with you? 1689 01:07:41,225 --> 01:07:42,792 - I'll drive you! 1690 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,461 I'll drive! (yells) 1691 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:46,230 * I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patron * 1692 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:49,099 * I wanna girl in my lap with a Jagerbomb * 1693 01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:50,667 * I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me * 1694 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:54,003 * And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me * 1695 01:07:54,037 --> 01:07:56,106 * I drink a fifth of vodka til it's gone * 1696 01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:58,842 * And if it feels so good than it can't be wrong * 1697 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,111 * I'm comin' in hot, ya heard me * 1698 01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:04,548 * We keep takin' shots, and if not, you nerdy * 1699 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:05,415 - My boy. 1700 01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:08,352 How we doing? 1701 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:09,186 - Good. 1702 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:13,523 Dons? 1703 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:14,391 - Yeah? 1704 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,995 - What's a cunnilingus? 1705 01:08:21,298 --> 01:08:24,768 - Sounds like some kind of sea monster. 1706 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,636 - Yeah, a sea monster. 1707 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,674 - It hurts, doesn't it? 1708 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,776 - Feels like it's gonna explode. 1709 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,145 - That's good. That's good. 1710 01:08:35,179 --> 01:08:38,047 That's what you want it to do, explode. 1711 01:08:38,081 --> 01:08:40,317 Explode all over the place. 1712 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,821 So, you're ready for this or what? 1713 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,724 Sure looks like your Johnson is. 1714 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:48,592 Hello. 1715 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,395 So here's what you're gonna do. 1716 01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:54,398 You take Mindy into the back room. 1717 01:08:54,431 --> 01:08:57,133 That's where Dons lost his virginity 1718 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,236 when he was seven. 1719 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,270 - Seven? 1720 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:01,571 - Or 11. 1721 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:04,174 Then you do what Dons would do, 1722 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:07,311 you take charge. 1723 01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:09,213 What would Dons do? 1724 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,747 - Eat a taco? 1725 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,449 - That's right. And? 1726 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:14,818 - Pound. 1727 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:16,720 - Pound. 1728 01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:20,524 Good answer. Good answer, Maxi! 1729 01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:24,194 Tonight's the night, my boy. 1730 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,995 You're gonna do this! 1731 01:09:27,096 --> 01:09:29,599 I think you're ready. Now, 1732 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:33,136 you're gonna put that blue powdered hard on, 1733 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,939 girthy motherfucker (whistles) 1734 01:09:35,972 --> 01:09:37,674 to good use 1735 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:39,709 and you make Dons proud. 1736 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,712 Go get her, Maxi. 1737 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:43,613 - Hey Dons? 1738 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:45,114 - Yeah? 1739 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:47,817 - Think you can call me Maximus. 1740 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:51,555 - Yeah, Maximus. 1741 01:09:51,588 --> 01:09:52,889 ("Hotel Room" by Mest) 1742 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:57,126 * I'm all alone in this hotel room. * 1743 01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:01,698 * The fear inside of me is uncontrollable * 1744 01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:06,102 * I hear the cops see the sun the sky is blue * 1745 01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:10,340 * And all I can think about is being with you. * 1746 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:13,943 - Hi. I'd like to order room service. 1747 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:16,980 A cheeseburger, hold the meat. 1748 01:10:17,013 --> 01:10:19,283 Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, 1749 01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:20,484 hold the meat. 1750 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:23,587 Hold the meat. 1751 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:26,089 Take 30 minutes? 1752 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,192 Oh, um, 1753 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,126 our TV's a little fuzzy, 1754 01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:33,297 can you send someone to fix it? 1755 01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:34,163 Hello? 1756 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,941 (vacuum roars) 1757 01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:46,810 Excuse me, oh maid? 1758 01:10:46,843 --> 01:10:47,677 Oh maid? 1759 01:10:52,716 --> 01:10:53,550 Fuck it. 1760 01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:05,662 (grunts and moans) 1761 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:09,265 - Maintenance, having trouble with your TV? 1762 01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:17,006 - Room service! No meat just like you requested. 1763 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:34,491 (grunts in pleasure) 1764 01:12:07,290 --> 01:12:08,725 (chill and mellow rock music) 1765 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:12,396 - Most people who visit don't get to see it like this. 1766 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,330 - Too many lights? 1767 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:15,665 - Too many boobs. 1768 01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:16,533 - Ah. 1769 01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:19,369 My buddy Billy 1770 01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:23,039 would say that there's no such thing as too many boobs. 1771 01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:25,609 - Well he must be in heaven. 1772 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:28,645 - He is, he is. 1773 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:35,051 So why you come out here? 1774 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:38,321 - Those. 1775 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:42,358 - [Dylan] What do you think about? 1776 01:12:42,392 --> 01:12:46,295 - When I was 15, my dad died in a car accident. 1777 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,965 - I'm sorry. 1778 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:50,434 - And we lost it, 1779 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,638 I mean everyone just lost it. 1780 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,642 And then one night, 1781 01:12:58,675 --> 01:13:00,276 I came out here and 1782 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:03,346 they were still there. 1783 01:13:04,748 --> 01:13:08,251 I don't know, it's something about the consistency. 1784 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:11,988 Makes things we see seem less severe somehow. 1785 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:19,395 And I think things are just as important as we make them. 1786 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:23,399 Your turn! 1787 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,538 - I play baseball. 1788 01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:30,073 And my coach thinks that I should always 1789 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:31,508 be hitting the ball on the ground, 1790 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,777 like beat the throw to first. 1791 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:34,644 But 1792 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:42,185 I don't know, sometimes I just want to take a fucking swing. 1793 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:43,052 You know? 1794 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,721 - Yeah. 1795 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,422 - And who knows what could happen? 1796 01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:47,624 I mean, yeah, I might strike out, 1797 01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:48,992 but maybe I bomb it, maybe I hit a home run. 1798 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:51,360 Maybe something new happens. 1799 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:54,598 I just wanna take a fucking swing, you know? 1800 01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:56,099 Strike out. 1801 01:13:56,132 --> 01:13:59,936 - Yeah, like if I wanna throw volleyballs at sad, 1802 01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:03,740 lonely looking guys, then I will. 1803 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:05,208 'Cause fuck it. 1804 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,442 - (chuckles) Yeah, exactly. 1805 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:09,646 - And I might strike out, or maybe not. 1806 01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:10,714 - I don't think you're gonna strike out, 1807 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:12,549 but you got a point, yeah. 1808 01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:14,518 (chuckles) Fuck it. 1809 01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:16,052 - Fuck it! - Yeah. 1810 01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,957 Fucking fuck it. 1811 01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:26,763 - Hey, do you wanna like hang out with me this week? 1812 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:27,931 Me and my friends, 1813 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,200 we have like these spring break traditions. 1814 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:35,204 It always ends in a big camping trip, 1815 01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:40,076 campfire, S'mores, the whole thing. 1816 01:14:41,077 --> 01:14:43,046 - Yeah, I like S'mores. 1817 01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:43,980 - Yeah? 1818 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:48,084 - Yeah. Yeah, I mean fuck it. 1819 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:50,754 (moves into funky and vibrant music) 1820 01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:51,621 - Mindy? 1821 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:57,160 Do you know what cunnilingus is? 1822 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,127 - Of course! 1823 01:14:58,161 --> 01:14:59,663 Cunnilingus is an oral sex act 1824 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:02,532 performed by a person on the female genitalia, 1825 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:07,070 the clitoris, vulva, or other parts of the vagina. 1826 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:10,139 Basically, it's you eating my pussy. 1827 01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:12,508 Don't worry, I'll teach you. 1828 01:15:13,409 --> 01:15:14,243 - Oh shit. 1829 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:16,646 - Right now. 1830 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,749 (lips kisses skin softly) 1831 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:23,186 (Max whistles awkwardly) 1832 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:31,795 (moves into bumping rap music) 1833 01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:33,697 - Dear lord, 1834 01:15:35,498 --> 01:15:36,766 or Shaboobamon, 1835 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:42,672 creator of my favorite adult website, titsamazing.com. 1836 01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:45,541 Whichever one of you is listening, 1837 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:48,578 please give my two tiny little balls 1838 01:15:49,713 --> 01:15:52,181 the power of a mighty third 1839 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:55,284 so that I may tell Amber how I feel about her. 1840 01:15:55,318 --> 01:15:56,552 And if she requites my love, 1841 01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:58,421 I promise to never look at another boob again 1842 01:15:58,454 --> 01:16:00,456 as long as I shall live. 1843 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,527 Okay, maybe like never. Like one per day. 1844 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,561 Or per hour. 1845 01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,732 That's real nice, okay? 1846 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,266 Oh! 1847 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:12,135 And pretty please 1848 01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:13,402 just let me see Amber's nips 1849 01:16:13,436 --> 01:16:15,939 just once before I leave this world. 1850 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,808 Just a little slip of the nip is all I ask. 1851 01:16:18,842 --> 01:16:19,743 A nip slip. 1852 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,511 The tip of the nip. 1853 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:26,650 The tip of her nip on that cliff. 1854 01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:30,353 Shaboobamon, the last part was more for you. 1855 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,025 - Good morning. 1856 01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:38,094 - Good morning. 1857 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,796 - How are you doing? 1858 01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:44,734 Great. 1859 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,235 - What? 1860 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:48,337 - My phone is dead. 1861 01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:51,040 - Good. You won't need it this week. 1862 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:54,143 - Yeah, but I gotta let my friends know what I'm doing. 1863 01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:57,146 - I'm sure they'll be fine. 1864 01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:58,614 - I just don't know if it's safe to be 1865 01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,284 left alone out here though. 1866 01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:03,152 - They're big boys, right? 1867 01:17:03,186 --> 01:17:06,089 - I guess, I guess. I don't know. 1868 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:10,760 ("Take Me Away (Cried Out To Heaven)" by Mest) 1869 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:11,795 Ah fuck it. 1870 01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:16,132 * I never wanted it to be this way * 1871 01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:19,068 * Crashing down like the pouring rain * 1872 01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:22,138 * Lying still in my blood-stained clothes * 1873 01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:24,941 * Is this the ending that no one knows * 1874 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:27,844 * Is this the ending that no one knows * 1875 01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:30,546 * Is this the ending that no one knows * 1876 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:35,051 (moves into depressing piano and accordion music) 1877 01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:36,519 (moves into "Take Me Away (Cried Out To Heaven)") 1878 01:17:36,552 --> 01:17:40,089 * I cried out to heaven when I thought I lost myself * 1879 01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:45,729 * I cried out to heaven when I thought I lost myself * 1880 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:50,199 * Myself 1881 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:53,737 (men sing inarticulately) 1882 01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:56,906 - Are you all alone? 1883 01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:58,174 ("Take Me Away (Cried Out To Heaven)") 1884 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:01,945 * How can I live if you know 1885 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:07,650 * I lost my faith long ago 1886 01:18:10,486 --> 01:18:13,422 * Ripped and torn from the inside out * 1887 01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:16,659 * Reminded of what I used to doubt * 1888 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,495 * Letting go and I'll fly away 1889 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:23,699 (moves into depressing piano and accordion music) 1890 01:18:24,868 --> 01:18:28,504 - What's this guy doing on my course? 1891 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:29,973 (moves into "Take Me Away (Cried Out To Heaven)") 1892 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:33,542 * I cried out to heaven when I thought I lost myself * 1893 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:39,215 * I cried out to heaven when I thought I lost myself * 1894 01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,751 (Captain Jack screams in fear) 1895 01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,953 * Myself 1896 01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:49,125 * How can I live if you know 1897 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:54,798 * I lost my faith long ago 1898 01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:01,304 * I think it's time to let go 1899 01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:03,206 - [Everyone] Mazel tov! 1900 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:06,009 (group applauds) 1901 01:19:08,311 --> 01:19:09,345 - This is it. 1902 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,215 - This is it? This is the surprise? 1903 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,817 - Mmmhmm, surprise! 1904 01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:16,853 - It's a nice view. 1905 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:18,154 - Yeah. 1906 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:18,988 So you're ready? 1907 01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:20,089 - What? 1908 01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:21,590 (Sarah screams excitedly) 1909 01:19:21,624 --> 01:19:24,360 (water splashes) 1910 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,263 - You expect me to do that? 1911 01:19:27,296 --> 01:19:28,664 - Hell yeah! 1912 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:30,366 You gotta surrender yourself to life's challenges 1913 01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:32,701 or you'll never experience it! 1914 01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:33,669 - Okay. Uh. 1915 01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,873 Alright. Come on. 1916 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:37,941 Oh shit! 1917 01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:40,743 (water splashes) 1918 01:19:42,578 --> 01:19:44,180 Oh! 1919 01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:45,681 (laughs excitedly) 1920 01:19:45,714 --> 01:19:47,416 That was awesome. 1921 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:48,751 I can't believe I did that. 1922 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,053 - It was amazing, right? 1923 01:19:50,086 --> 01:19:52,488 - Yeah, yeah. You're amazing. 1924 01:19:54,824 --> 01:19:56,192 (Captain Jack screams gibberish) 1925 01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:58,394 (water splashes) 1926 01:19:58,427 --> 01:19:59,428 Where he go? 1927 01:20:01,064 --> 01:20:02,598 He was with us the whole time? 1928 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:03,799 - Yeah. 1929 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:06,836 - (gargles) Oh, oh! 1930 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:11,240 (speaks gibberish) 1931 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:14,777 (Captain Jack freaks out) 1932 01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:20,249 * I never wanted it to be this way * 1933 01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:28,757 (Captain Jack mumbles a song to a guitar tune) 1934 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,469 * There's a girl full of joy 1935 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,972 * There's a boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy * 1936 01:20:43,006 --> 01:20:45,741 * Boy full of boy 1937 01:20:45,774 --> 01:20:49,612 - Nice! Nice Captain Jack, that was awesome. 1938 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,381 - So you're leaving soon, I hope? 1939 01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:56,352 You had fun at least, right? 1940 01:20:56,385 --> 01:20:57,320 - Yeah, uh, 1941 01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:00,456 yeah I'm leaving in the next couple of days. 1942 01:21:00,489 --> 01:21:02,758 But I don't really want to. 1943 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:05,895 It's been amazing. 1944 01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:08,965 - Yeah, I heard it rains a lot in Oregon. 1945 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:10,433 That must suck. 1946 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:11,200 - [Guy Just Arriving] Hey guys, what's going on? 1947 01:21:11,234 --> 01:21:12,035 - Jeff! 1948 01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:14,770 Um, this is-- 1949 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,674 - I'm Jeff, and you are? 1950 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,978 - This is Dylan, he's from out of town. 1951 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:31,054 - You're gonna treat me like this? 1952 01:21:31,087 --> 01:21:32,688 This is what I get? 1953 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,925 This is what I deserve. 1954 01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:38,327 - Jeff, come here. 1955 01:21:46,102 --> 01:21:47,436 Look, it's okay. 1956 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:49,672 No need to freak out, okay? 1957 01:21:49,705 --> 01:21:52,541 I'm gonna be getting some friends. 1958 01:22:02,285 --> 01:22:03,552 - Everything okay? 1959 01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:06,122 - "Is everything okay?" 1960 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:07,390 - I just said that. 1961 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,158 - "I just said that." 1962 01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:09,959 - Are you serious? 1963 01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:10,893 - "Are you serious?" 1964 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:12,628 Hey, why don't you beer me bro? 1965 01:22:12,661 --> 01:22:14,130 - Look everyone, I'm in the fourth grade. 1966 01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:16,732 - "Look everybody, I'm in the fourth grade." 1967 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:17,933 - Dylan. 1968 01:22:17,967 --> 01:22:18,801 - What? 1969 01:22:23,372 --> 01:22:24,373 - I'm sorry. 1970 01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:28,311 (sighs) I'm sorry. 1971 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:29,945 - It's okay. Come here. 1972 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:32,581 It's okay, it's not your fault. 1973 01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:36,019 - This is a touching song 1974 01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:37,820 that will touch your hearts 1975 01:22:37,853 --> 01:22:40,523 the way my dad used to touch me. 1976 01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:43,092 * I 1977 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:44,393 * Had sex 1978 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:47,096 * With a Amanda 1979 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:49,865 * She was my sister 1980 01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:53,402 (calm and relaxing music) 1981 01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:20,729 (engine rumbles) 1982 01:23:20,763 --> 01:23:24,067 - Will you please say something? 1983 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,435 - Yeah, thanks for the ride. 1984 01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:28,504 - It's not what you think, okay? He's my b-- 1985 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:30,673 - What do you want me to say? 1986 01:23:30,706 --> 01:23:31,607 What? That I like you? 1987 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,008 That I really, really like you? 1988 01:23:33,042 --> 01:23:34,910 That I had an amazing time with you this week 1989 01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:36,779 for the first time in, 1990 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:39,982 (sighs) you know what, fuck it. 1991 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,384 - Dylan, wait! 1992 01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:45,588 (moves into smooth and sensual guitar and bass music) 1993 01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:12,548 - Jesus, man! 1994 01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,883 What the fuck have you been doing in here? 1995 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,553 Looks like someone's been partying a little bit, huh? 1996 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:19,622 - Oh yeah. Been partying, alright. 1997 01:24:19,655 --> 01:24:20,889 Where the fuck have you been? 1998 01:24:20,923 --> 01:24:22,391 You know what? I don't even wanna know. 1999 01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:24,427 You were probably out boning that hot little college chick 2000 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,095 while I'm in here with a giant loner boner 2001 01:24:26,129 --> 01:24:28,397 because Amber's off with some Hashtag douchebag muscle head 2002 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:31,234 who wears a straight billed hat! 2003 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:34,437 - I'm sorry man. Alright, that sucks. 2004 01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:36,004 - Yeah, it fucking sucks. 2005 01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:37,406 I mean you and Maxi just left me. 2006 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,507 I don't even know where he is! 2007 01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:39,708 He's probably dead! 2008 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:41,244 The Backyard Beauty is just gone, 2009 01:24:41,277 --> 01:24:42,411 don't ask. 2010 01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:45,248 And I could've really used the support 2011 01:24:45,281 --> 01:24:46,815 of my best friend. 2012 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:48,551 - I texted you, letting you know what I was doing. 2013 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,119 I thought that you would be happy for me. 2014 01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:51,954 - Yeah, never received any text from you 2015 01:24:51,987 --> 01:24:54,690 and I'm just so happy for you. 2016 01:24:54,723 --> 01:24:56,192 You know what? 2017 01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:57,126 I'm gonna go try and find our most likely dead best friend 2018 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,395 and get us the fuck outta here. 2019 01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:05,168 - That's the bathroom. 2020 01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:08,137 - I had to take a shit but I can't! 2021 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,675 You frustrate the shit out of me! 2022 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:16,445 (birds chirp) 2023 01:25:24,487 --> 01:25:27,256 - So Maxi wrote us a note. 2024 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,825 Found it under the pizza box. 2025 01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:32,127 It says "Hey guys, I'm losing it," 2026 01:25:32,161 --> 01:25:35,398 exclamation mark, signed Maximus, XOXO. 2027 01:25:37,366 --> 01:25:39,668 Think we should be worried? 2028 01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:41,136 - He's losing it? 2029 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,474 Man he lost it a long time ago. 2030 01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:47,810 Called the sheriff's office 2031 01:25:47,843 --> 01:25:49,812 but the girl there was kind of a nut job. 2032 01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:51,514 - Look, I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later, alright? 2033 01:25:51,547 --> 01:25:53,115 He added a P.S. 2034 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,551 "I got you guys a little something-something. 2035 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:58,921 "I hid them in the closet," with another exclamation mark. 2036 01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:00,589 - Of course he hid it in the closet. 2037 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:01,657 He hides himself in the closet. 2038 01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:02,725 (Dylan laughs) 2039 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,260 Such a thoughtful virgin. 2040 01:26:04,293 --> 01:26:05,127 - Yeah. 2041 01:26:08,264 --> 01:26:12,368 So it turns out that the freshman has a boyfriend. 2042 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,004 - Shit, man! 2043 01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:20,476 - Look, I'm sorry I left you behind alright? 2044 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:23,312 I shouldn't have done that. 2045 01:26:23,346 --> 01:26:26,014 I don't know, I guess I suck like Katy. 2046 01:26:26,048 --> 01:26:27,049 Sorry, lick. 2047 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:28,917 - You do. 2048 01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:31,220 You do. 2049 01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:33,689 - I know. 2050 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:35,758 I know. 2051 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:41,464 (soft but happy guitar music) 2052 01:26:42,365 --> 01:26:43,799 - Damn, 2053 01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:47,936 I didn't have the balls to be the man that she deserves. 2054 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:51,440 - No, fuck that man. 2055 01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:52,875 Alright? That's not how we're gonna go out, alright? 2056 01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:54,209 We're gonna go back to town 2057 01:26:54,243 --> 01:26:55,411 and we're not gonna leave 2058 01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:57,946 until you tell Amber how you feel about here. 2059 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:59,415 Alright? Look. 2060 01:26:59,448 --> 01:27:00,749 When everyone's walking into first period, alright? 2061 01:27:00,783 --> 01:27:01,750 When everyone's walking into school, 2062 01:27:01,784 --> 01:27:02,685 who's the first person they hear 2063 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:05,120 cheering them up on the radio? 2064 01:27:05,153 --> 01:27:07,155 You, right? This guy! 2065 01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:09,325 This little face, right here! Huh? 2066 01:27:09,358 --> 01:27:10,426 When you didn't wanna do the same thing 2067 01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:11,960 for every spring break 2068 01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:15,331 and you decided to mastermind this whole spring bro-cation, 2069 01:27:15,364 --> 01:27:16,865 who was the one who got me and Maxi out here 2070 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:20,035 and got me out of town when I was upset with my girlfriend? 2071 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,170 Billy! Billy, Jesus fucking Christ! 2072 01:27:22,204 --> 01:27:24,540 Why are you still carrying those around? 2073 01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:26,542 Whatever, that's besides the point alright? 2074 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,377 When Amber walks into biology class 2075 01:27:28,411 --> 01:27:30,178 and she wants to laugh and have a good time 2076 01:27:30,212 --> 01:27:32,681 'cause she sit next to you? 2077 01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:33,916 - Biology Billy. 2078 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:35,050 - Biology fucking Billy! Exactly! 2079 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,685 That's what I'm talking about, alright? 2080 01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:39,054 So enough with this procrasterbating in our hotel room, 2081 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:40,856 which I've never seen before, 2082 01:27:40,889 --> 01:27:42,257 and you should check that out. 2083 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:43,459 We're gonna go back out there 2084 01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:44,393 and we're gonna start this bro-cation up 2085 01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,161 like we intended to, alright? 2086 01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:47,730 The way we started to. Are you with me? 2087 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:48,564 Come on man, don't-- 2088 01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:49,898 - I forgive you! 2089 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:50,866 - Yes! Yes! 2090 01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:54,370 He's back on the team! Alright! 2091 01:27:56,238 --> 01:27:58,441 Are those your balls in my bellybutton? 2092 01:27:58,474 --> 01:27:59,675 - Yes they are. (smooches) 2093 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:00,909 ("War Child" by Hollywood Undead) 2094 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:04,079 * I like to get my fucking fade on * 2095 01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:07,950 * I'm feeling sexy, I'm like "ooh" * 2096 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:11,887 * Then haters try to get they hate on * 2097 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:16,091 * But I'm too sexy, I'm like "ooh" * 2098 01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:50,659 - So how do you plan on finding Amber? 2099 01:28:50,693 --> 01:28:53,596 - My Bone-ar, Dylan. My Bone-ar. 2100 01:28:53,629 --> 01:28:54,930 - Alright, I forgot. 2101 01:28:54,963 --> 01:28:56,665 So now you just gotta follow that shit, right? 2102 01:28:56,699 --> 01:28:58,634 - Yeah. I will. 2103 01:28:58,667 --> 01:28:59,502 I will-- 2104 01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:01,604 Dude. 2105 01:29:01,637 --> 01:29:02,871 - What? 2106 01:29:02,905 --> 01:29:04,239 - No, don't sit down. Don't sit down. 2107 01:29:04,272 --> 01:29:05,173 No no no no. 2108 01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:06,409 - Just take my shoes off. 2109 01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:07,810 - Don't you wanna go to the party? 2110 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,277 - Hey you! 2111 01:29:09,311 --> 01:29:11,313 Get your damn hands off her, man! 2112 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,048 (giggles oddly) 2113 01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:14,850 - That's a good BTTF reference, 2114 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,585 it's a pretty good movie. 2115 01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:20,255 - Stop being such a creepy stalker ex-boyfriend. 2116 01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:21,590 You need to get over me. 2117 01:29:21,624 --> 01:29:23,392 I'm with the DJ now. 2118 01:29:23,426 --> 01:29:24,593 - I didn't follow you out here. 2119 01:29:24,627 --> 01:29:27,796 - I am way too pretty for you! 2120 01:29:27,830 --> 01:29:31,166 (vomits uncontrollably) 2121 01:29:33,502 --> 01:29:36,104 Look what you made me do! 2122 01:29:36,138 --> 01:29:38,774 - I'll leave you alone. 2123 01:29:38,807 --> 01:29:41,544 - That's right. Walk away dog. 2124 01:29:41,577 --> 01:29:43,712 - Alright, I will walk away, Snoop. 2125 01:29:43,746 --> 01:29:44,980 - Hey here, 2126 01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:47,182 let me help you out with this. 2127 01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,116 - No, don't. Seriously? 2128 01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,952 No. (groans in disgust) 2129 01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,353 That's fucking gross, man. 2130 01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:53,355 - Yeah, it's gross. 2131 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:54,289 - Alright guys, it's time to go. 2132 01:29:54,322 --> 01:29:55,357 - [Katy] What are you doing? 2133 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,525 - Come on. 2134 01:29:56,559 --> 01:29:57,960 - What are you doing? No, stop it! 2135 01:29:57,993 --> 01:29:58,794 - I'm DJ Tanner, man! 2136 01:29:58,827 --> 01:29:59,895 You don't see my banner? 2137 01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:00,729 - Dilly, save me! 2138 01:30:00,763 --> 01:30:01,830 I'll lick your dick! 2139 01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:03,632 Dilly, I'll do it. I'll lick it. 2140 01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:06,301 I'll lick the whole thing! 2141 01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:07,536 Dilly! 2142 01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:10,739 - Welp, that took care of her huh? 2143 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:11,740 - I love you, man. 2144 01:30:11,774 --> 01:30:14,109 - Hey, just doing our jobs. 2145 01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:15,644 As chaperons. 2146 01:30:15,678 --> 01:30:16,845 - That's true! 2147 01:30:20,048 --> 01:30:22,217 - Hey! It's Biology Billy! 2148 01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:25,988 - Michelle? 2149 01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:28,924 - What are you doing here? 2150 01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,560 - Leopard boat? Havasu Sleeper? 2151 01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:36,231 - I love leopards. (giggles) 2152 01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:39,101 - Okay, have you seen Amber anywhere? 2153 01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:41,637 - Oh yeah! She was asking about you! 2154 01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:42,705 Here, come with me! 2155 01:30:42,738 --> 01:30:43,739 - She was? 2156 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,007 - Yeah, silly! 2157 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:47,710 We're about to go watch the DJ spin his laptop. 2158 01:30:47,743 --> 01:30:49,311 If you hurry, you can! 2159 01:30:49,344 --> 01:30:50,946 - I can? 2160 01:30:50,979 --> 01:30:53,348 - Yes, Billy! Just come! 2161 01:30:53,381 --> 01:30:54,416 Come! 2162 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,218 - [Billy] I'm coming! 2163 01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:57,119 - [Woman On Phone] Hello? 2164 01:30:57,152 --> 01:30:58,386 - Hello? 2165 01:30:58,420 --> 01:30:59,955 (woman on phone speaks in foreign language) 2166 01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:01,256 - [Man On Phone] Hello? Hello? 2167 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,125 - Yeah hello. Is this the sheriff's station? 2168 01:31:03,158 --> 01:31:04,326 - [Sarah] Hey! 2169 01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:09,364 - What are you doing here? 2170 01:31:09,397 --> 01:31:11,199 - I need a chance to explain. 2171 01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:12,835 - You don't have to explain. 2172 01:31:12,868 --> 01:31:14,737 Okay? You don't owe me an explanation. 2173 01:31:14,770 --> 01:31:16,004 It was my fault, alright? 2174 01:31:16,038 --> 01:31:18,140 I knew, I knew that something was wrong, 2175 01:31:18,173 --> 01:31:19,808 and I just went along with it anyway, okay? 2176 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:21,009 So you don't owe me anything. 2177 01:31:21,043 --> 01:31:23,411 I just don't know what you want from me. 2178 01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:24,279 - Wow. 2179 01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:26,682 Okay. 2180 01:31:31,687 --> 01:31:34,823 Remember when I told you about how my dad died? 2181 01:31:34,857 --> 01:31:36,659 - It was a car crash, right? 2182 01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:39,094 - Jeff was the one driving the car. 2183 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:40,295 It might be a little messed up, 2184 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:43,365 but he is my brother, not my boyfriend. 2185 01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,433 - Sarah, wait. 2186 01:31:48,270 --> 01:31:51,907 (yelps in surprise) Shit man! 2187 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:55,110 - Looks like you owe Sarah an apology. 2188 01:31:56,712 --> 01:31:57,546 - I know. 2189 01:31:58,781 --> 01:32:02,017 - Get out of here, man. Go and find her! 2190 01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:02,851 - I will! 2191 01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:04,219 - And take this. 2192 01:32:07,590 --> 01:32:08,390 - It's apple juice? 2193 01:32:08,423 --> 01:32:09,958 - Orange juice. 2194 01:32:09,992 --> 01:32:11,393 And it's freshly squeezed. 2195 01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:13,962 - [Both] Freshly squeezed and organic. 2196 01:32:13,996 --> 01:32:15,063 - And organic. 2197 01:32:15,097 --> 01:32:16,031 - I get it. 2198 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:20,168 - Hey guys! Look, it's Biology Billy! 2199 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:21,403 - Oh hey, Billy! 2200 01:32:21,436 --> 01:32:23,038 - Oh look! It's our little buddy! 2201 01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:24,272 Buddy the elf! 2202 01:32:24,306 --> 01:32:26,541 Yeah, we're glad to see you. Yeah! 2203 01:32:26,575 --> 01:32:30,145 Yo, the Cashtag is staying for the playing. 2204 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:34,783 - Hey, you can't call a small person an elf! 2205 01:32:34,817 --> 01:32:36,685 This isn't the North Pole. 2206 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:38,787 - Oh no, it is the North Pole, Michelle. 2207 01:32:38,821 --> 01:32:40,455 - Hey Cashtag? 2208 01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:41,423 Can I talk to you over there for a second? 2209 01:32:41,456 --> 01:32:42,658 Just a little walk and talk man? 2210 01:32:42,691 --> 01:32:43,892 - Alright? 2211 01:32:43,926 --> 01:32:44,827 - Cool. I really like necklace man. 2212 01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:46,094 - [Cashtag] Cool. Thank you. 2213 01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:47,295 - Alright. 2214 01:32:47,329 --> 01:32:48,230 - You gotta help us get away from this guy. 2215 01:32:48,263 --> 01:32:48,897 - I'm trying. - Cashtag? 2216 01:32:48,931 --> 01:32:49,832 - He's so weird. 2217 01:32:49,865 --> 01:32:52,500 - Oh yeah, nice try pussypants. 2218 01:32:52,534 --> 01:32:54,970 - Who are you calling pussypants, pussypants! 2219 01:32:55,003 --> 01:32:56,171 - Oh! Hashtag! 2220 01:32:57,305 --> 01:32:58,540 Bitch fell! 2221 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,375 - Why don't you Hashtag this? 2222 01:33:00,408 --> 01:33:01,744 (grunts in fury) 2223 01:33:01,777 --> 01:33:02,845 (Hashtag yells in pain) 2224 01:33:02,878 --> 01:33:07,049 - Hashtag, broke dick. 2225 01:33:09,752 --> 01:33:12,087 - Hashtag, say hi to your vagina for me. 2226 01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:15,123 (blows on Hashtag) 2227 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,058 I'm so sorry, Lauren. 2228 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:17,392 - It's all good. 2229 01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:19,327 - Hashtag Biology Billy, bitch! 2230 01:33:19,361 --> 01:33:20,863 - Biology, bitch! 2231 01:33:20,896 --> 01:33:22,831 - Hashtag, why you gotta be such a dick? 2232 01:33:22,865 --> 01:33:23,666 Just be cool! 2233 01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:24,599 - No dick cool! 2234 01:33:24,633 --> 01:33:26,334 - Hashtag, I love Amber Andrews! 2235 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:27,970 - I love Amber Andrews! 2236 01:33:28,003 --> 01:33:32,174 (smooth and emotional music) 2237 01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:33,041 Amber, 2238 01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:37,946 I know I don't have a super cool name like Cashtag, 2239 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:40,649 or an even cooler necklace to back it up. 2240 01:33:40,683 --> 01:33:41,583 But I've been in love with you 2241 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,452 for as long as I can remember. 2242 01:33:44,486 --> 01:33:45,988 And I promised myself I wouldn't leave here 2243 01:33:46,021 --> 01:33:48,090 without telling you how-- 2244 01:33:50,492 --> 01:33:52,060 - You should've found your balls 2245 01:33:52,094 --> 01:33:53,428 a long time ago. 2246 01:33:54,830 --> 01:33:56,598 - I should've. I-- 2247 01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:57,432 - Don't talk. 2248 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:58,300 - Okay. 2249 01:34:04,873 --> 01:34:08,877 (moves into soft ambient music) 2250 01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:13,615 - So. 2251 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:19,922 I'm an asshole. 2252 01:34:21,523 --> 01:34:23,692 - Yeah, you're an asshole. 2253 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,229 - I'm sorry that I didn't let you explain yourself. 2254 01:34:27,262 --> 01:34:28,096 I guess, 2255 01:34:29,531 --> 01:34:32,200 I was dealing with my own stuff. 2256 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:34,336 But 2257 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:40,308 I had an amazing time with you this week 2258 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:44,847 and I know that I don't deserve anything from you, 2259 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:46,114 and I know that 2260 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:48,717 you can say no, 2261 01:34:48,751 --> 01:34:49,584 but 2262 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:55,858 is there any chance I can maybe get another shot at it? 2263 01:34:58,727 --> 01:35:00,062 - Yeah. 2264 01:35:00,095 --> 01:35:01,563 I mean, 2265 01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:03,098 it's my fault too. 2266 01:35:04,566 --> 01:35:09,004 I love my brother and I would do anything for him but 2267 01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:13,909 I don't handle him the right way most of the time. 2268 01:35:13,942 --> 01:35:16,678 And that's not fair to him or me. 2269 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:21,316 So I'm sorry too. 2270 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:27,122 I like you Dylan. 2271 01:35:27,155 --> 01:35:29,691 - I'm gonna kiss you now. Is that okay? 2272 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:30,826 - Yes please. 2273 01:35:33,829 --> 01:35:38,000 (moves into sweet and triumphant music) 2274 01:35:43,271 --> 01:35:45,673 (bell rings) 2275 01:35:46,975 --> 01:35:48,710 - Hi. How's it going? 2276 01:35:49,677 --> 01:35:50,578 - Hi. 2277 01:35:50,612 --> 01:35:52,680 - Can you help us find a friend? 2278 01:35:52,714 --> 01:35:54,316 - Does he work here? 2279 01:35:54,349 --> 01:35:55,483 - Uh, well he's not a cop. 2280 01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:57,786 - Did you try to call him? 2281 01:35:57,820 --> 01:36:00,088 - Oh he left his cell phone in our hotel room 2282 01:36:00,122 --> 01:36:02,690 so he doesn't have his phone on him. 2283 01:36:02,724 --> 01:36:05,327 - Did you call him with his phone? 2284 01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,563 - Did I call him with his own phone? 2285 01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:10,198 - Or you can call him with your phone. 2286 01:36:10,232 --> 01:36:11,699 - Look, I'm sorry. 2287 01:36:11,733 --> 01:36:13,201 We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot here. 2288 01:36:13,235 --> 01:36:14,569 Could you just ask one of your colleagues in the back 2289 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:17,239 if they can help us find our friend please? 2290 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,106 - No! 2291 01:36:19,641 --> 01:36:22,477 Please fill out this form, please. 2292 01:36:26,414 --> 01:36:27,249 - Okay. 2293 01:36:33,856 --> 01:36:34,857 Here you go. 2294 01:36:37,259 --> 01:36:39,862 - (clears throat) We got a Max Seapad, 2295 01:36:39,895 --> 01:36:42,965 age 18 from Bend, Oregon. 2296 01:36:42,998 --> 01:36:44,566 - Yeah, that's him. 2297 01:36:46,434 --> 01:36:47,435 - Hey Manuel? 2298 01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:48,770 - Yes, I'm back here. 2299 01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:51,339 - Do you have a Max Seapad back there? 2300 01:36:51,373 --> 01:36:53,208 - Oh, that is somebody's name? 2301 01:36:53,241 --> 01:36:54,042 - Yeah. 2302 01:36:54,076 --> 01:36:55,810 (officers laugh) 2303 01:36:55,844 --> 01:36:56,678 Yeah. 2304 01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:58,613 - No. 2305 01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,749 But we do have a couple of kids, 2306 01:37:01,783 --> 01:37:05,120 still passed out in their holding cages. 2307 01:37:07,956 --> 01:37:09,291 - Captain Jack? 2308 01:37:09,324 --> 01:37:10,492 - Wait, 2309 01:37:10,525 --> 01:37:14,462 you know Tyrese Jackson? 2310 01:37:15,597 --> 01:37:16,464 - Tyrese Jackson? 2311 01:37:16,498 --> 01:37:17,332 - Who's Tyrese Jackson? 2312 01:37:17,365 --> 01:37:18,934 - Aka Captain Jack. 2313 01:37:21,336 --> 01:37:22,270 - Did you know his name was Tyrese Jackson? 2314 01:37:22,304 --> 01:37:24,072 - Makes sense, Jack. 2315 01:37:24,106 --> 01:37:26,641 - We used to be best friends. 2316 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,411 Now he don't recognize me no more. 2317 01:37:29,444 --> 01:37:31,713 So every now and then 2318 01:37:31,746 --> 01:37:34,149 I bring him into the station. 2319 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,250 And this way, 2320 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:40,522 I get to see an old 2321 01:37:46,194 --> 01:37:47,795 pal of mine. 2322 01:37:47,829 --> 01:37:50,798 - That's an interesting story, Manuel! 2323 01:37:50,832 --> 01:37:52,867 - Look, so there's no one here named Maxi or Max? 2324 01:37:52,901 --> 01:37:56,404 - Well, 2325 01:37:56,438 --> 01:37:57,505 I don't know. 2326 01:37:59,107 --> 01:38:02,210 But there are some people in these cades 2327 01:38:02,244 --> 01:38:03,178 over there. 2328 01:38:04,980 --> 01:38:05,948 - Katy? 2329 01:38:05,981 --> 01:38:07,082 Is that you? 2330 01:38:07,115 --> 01:38:08,550 - Dylan? Dilly! 2331 01:38:08,583 --> 01:38:09,351 Dilly-boo! 2332 01:38:09,384 --> 01:38:10,718 Oh you came back for me! 2333 01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:13,055 I just knew you would! 2334 01:38:13,088 --> 01:38:14,289 - I take it that this is the infamous 2335 01:38:14,322 --> 01:38:16,291 ex-girlfriend of yours? 2336 01:38:16,324 --> 01:38:18,293 - Yeah, it is. 2337 01:38:18,326 --> 01:38:19,627 - Yeah, it makes sense. 2338 01:38:19,661 --> 01:38:21,463 - Who's this? 2339 01:38:21,496 --> 01:38:22,297 - Glad you asked! 2340 01:38:22,330 --> 01:38:23,698 Katy, this is Sarah. 2341 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:24,532 (whines) 2342 01:38:24,566 --> 01:38:27,335 And Sarah is awesome. 2343 01:38:27,369 --> 01:38:28,170 - What? 2344 01:38:28,203 --> 01:38:29,571 - And you're not. 2345 01:38:29,604 --> 01:38:32,807 You kinda suck, actually. So-- 2346 01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:35,777 - That's right. She does suck. 2347 01:38:35,810 --> 01:38:37,312 Don't you Kathy? 2348 01:38:37,345 --> 01:38:38,446 - It's Katy! 2349 01:38:38,480 --> 01:38:41,249 - Actually she doesn't suck, at all. 2350 01:38:41,283 --> 01:38:43,285 And you'll realize that sooner or later, 2351 01:38:43,318 --> 01:38:45,287 so we're just gonna let you get back to that. 2352 01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:48,056 Kathy, great to see you again. 2353 01:38:48,090 --> 01:38:49,724 DJ, have a good one. 2354 01:38:49,757 --> 01:38:51,059 - Dilly? Dilly-boo? 2355 01:38:51,093 --> 01:38:52,460 Dilly? 2356 01:38:52,494 --> 01:38:53,328 Dilly! 2357 01:38:56,198 --> 01:38:57,065 - [Michelle] Ooh, is that a truck? 2358 01:38:57,099 --> 01:38:58,100 - [Billy] Any luck? 2359 01:38:58,133 --> 01:39:01,303 - No, no Maxi. 2360 01:39:01,336 --> 01:39:03,671 But we did find someone else nice and locked up. 2361 01:39:03,705 --> 01:39:04,506 Thanks to you. 2362 01:39:04,539 --> 01:39:05,640 - No way man! 2363 01:39:06,741 --> 01:39:07,642 That's awesome! 2364 01:39:07,675 --> 01:39:08,977 (loud and ballerific club music) 2365 01:39:09,011 --> 01:39:10,845 - Well dude, I mean. I guess we gotta go? 2366 01:39:10,878 --> 01:39:12,114 - I don't know. 2367 01:39:12,147 --> 01:39:12,914 I gotta get this back to the Peterson, you know? 2368 01:39:12,947 --> 01:39:14,516 Where's that virgin? 2369 01:39:14,549 --> 01:39:17,652 (engine revs loudly) 2370 01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:22,057 - [Dylan] Is that a fucking time machine? 2371 01:39:23,691 --> 01:39:26,561 - [Billy] What the fucking shit balls? 2372 01:39:26,594 --> 01:39:28,096 - [Amber] Is that? 2373 01:39:29,031 --> 01:39:30,298 - [Billy] Maxi? 2374 01:39:32,667 --> 01:39:36,171 (music blares out of car) 2375 01:39:39,207 --> 01:39:40,108 - What's up, motherfuckers? 2376 01:39:40,142 --> 01:39:41,909 It's Maximus, Mad Maximus now. 2377 01:39:41,943 --> 01:39:43,211 Fuck you very much. 2378 01:39:43,245 --> 01:39:44,179 - Dude! You're alive! 2379 01:39:44,212 --> 01:39:45,313 (guys cheer) 2380 01:39:45,347 --> 01:39:46,914 Oh my God! We thought you were dead! 2381 01:39:46,948 --> 01:39:48,883 - Where the fuck have you been, man? 2382 01:39:48,916 --> 01:39:51,253 - Having sex, all week long. 2383 01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:53,755 - [Billy] Get outta here! That's amazing! 2384 01:39:53,788 --> 01:39:54,722 - Oh Billy, guess what? 2385 01:39:54,756 --> 01:39:55,990 - What? 2386 01:39:56,024 --> 01:39:57,559 - [Max] I know what cunnilingus is now. 2387 01:39:57,592 --> 01:39:59,661 And it is awesome. 2388 01:39:59,694 --> 01:40:00,795 Awesome! 2389 01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:02,730 Oh, and speaking of Mindy's vag, 2390 01:40:02,764 --> 01:40:04,432 y'all remember Mindy, right? 2391 01:40:04,466 --> 01:40:05,367 - Yeah, hi. 2392 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:07,069 From Beware Of Tits, right? 2393 01:40:07,102 --> 01:40:08,636 Alright, how's it going? 2394 01:40:08,670 --> 01:40:11,606 - Um, well I'm a little tired. 2395 01:40:11,639 --> 01:40:14,409 Mad Maximus has a lot of stamina. 2396 01:40:15,577 --> 01:40:16,778 - Dude, you left this in our room. 2397 01:40:16,811 --> 01:40:18,180 We've been looking for you all weekend. 2398 01:40:18,213 --> 01:40:19,314 - Thanks man. 2399 01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:22,084 Is that? 2400 01:40:23,085 --> 01:40:24,852 - Yeah, it's Amber Andrews. 2401 01:40:24,886 --> 01:40:27,622 - What the fuck did I miss? 2402 01:40:27,655 --> 01:40:28,923 - From the looks of it, not much man. 2403 01:40:28,956 --> 01:40:30,425 What is this? A new haircut? 2404 01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,094 - Yeah, it's Mad Max's style now. 2405 01:40:32,127 --> 01:40:33,561 - Looks good, man. 2406 01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:36,831 - Fuck, Lake Havasu where your dreams come true. 2407 01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:38,200 I know, don't talk. 2408 01:40:38,233 --> 01:40:39,967 - No no, no. Do talk. 2409 01:40:41,103 --> 01:40:42,570 Love where your head's at right now. 2410 01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:44,139 - Whatever man, we're just glad to have you back. 2411 01:40:44,172 --> 01:40:47,008 But getting ready to hit the road. 2412 01:40:48,843 --> 01:40:51,313 You ready? Sorry we gotta take your man away from you. 2413 01:40:51,346 --> 01:40:53,815 - Oh, it's okay. 2414 01:40:53,848 --> 01:40:57,619 I plan on seeing Max again real soon. 2415 01:40:57,652 --> 01:40:58,686 (kisses passionately) 2416 01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:00,222 - Oh, okay. - Wow. 2417 01:41:01,256 --> 01:41:03,091 - Please back up a little bit. 2418 01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:04,726 - [Billy] Okay. 2419 01:41:04,759 --> 01:41:08,430 - [Dylan] In fact, gimme some space. 2420 01:41:08,463 --> 01:41:10,632 - Alright, we can go. 2421 01:41:10,665 --> 01:41:13,568 - Hey you, get over here. 2422 01:41:13,601 --> 01:41:14,669 - [Dylan] Me? 2423 01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:19,674 - I'm gonna go (mumbles). 2424 01:41:19,707 --> 01:41:20,942 (phone rings) 2425 01:41:20,975 --> 01:41:21,809 What? 2426 01:41:22,977 --> 01:41:25,180 - (chuckles) Guess who's calling me from jail? 2427 01:41:25,213 --> 01:41:26,314 (energetic and happy guitar music) 2428 01:41:26,348 --> 01:41:28,216 - No, really? 2429 01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:29,751 - Yeah. (phone beeps) 2430 01:41:29,784 --> 01:41:31,018 (laughs) 2431 01:41:31,052 --> 01:41:32,787 Gonna let her sweat this one out. 2432 01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:34,055 So annoying. 2433 01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:37,592 "Dilly!" Hate when she calls you that. Fuck. 2434 01:41:38,826 --> 01:41:40,228 - I love you. 2435 01:41:40,262 --> 01:41:41,095 - I know. 2436 01:41:42,297 --> 01:41:43,598 - Come on, fuckers! 2437 01:41:43,631 --> 01:41:45,467 Let's hit the highway! 2438 01:42:02,184 --> 01:42:03,918 - Thank you, Shaboobamon. 2439 01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:05,453 I'll feed this in. 2440 01:42:09,191 --> 01:42:13,295 * And all we want is a little bit of free * 2441 01:42:16,364 --> 01:42:20,535 * And I just wish you had more patience with me * 2442 01:42:23,738 --> 01:42:26,874 * And I was gonna be the first boy you see * 2443 01:42:26,908 --> 01:42:28,343 - Have a great time. 2444 01:42:28,376 --> 01:42:32,214 Guess whose beaver's going to State next year. 2445 01:42:33,381 --> 01:42:35,950 - This is the best day of my life. 2446 01:42:56,170 --> 01:42:58,340 - [Dylan Voiceover] My name is Dylan Green. 2447 01:42:58,373 --> 01:42:59,574 And I just had the time of my-- 2448 01:42:59,607 --> 01:43:02,043 - [Max Voiceover] Shh. Don't talk. 2449 01:43:02,076 --> 01:43:04,346 - [Billy Voiceover] Yeah, don't talk Dylan. 2450 01:43:04,379 --> 01:43:06,448 - [Dylan Voiceover] Okay. 2451 01:43:08,049 --> 01:43:12,153 * And your burned neck was just a metaphor for flying * 2452 01:43:15,457 --> 01:43:19,627 * And I didn't want to leave your side at night * 2453 01:43:22,397 --> 01:43:26,067 * But I'm leaving, it's all the * 2454 01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:29,871 (moves into intense heavy metal music) 2455 01:43:29,904 --> 01:43:31,739 - [Dylan] Hello? 2456 01:43:31,773 --> 01:43:34,676 - [Max] Ronathan? You here? 2457 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:36,043 Uncool Ronathan? 2458 01:43:37,111 --> 01:43:37,945 - Yeah? 2459 01:43:43,150 --> 01:43:45,086 Who are you boys? 2460 01:43:45,119 --> 01:43:48,089 And what do you want with me? 2461 01:43:48,122 --> 01:43:50,292 - We're the guys who rented your boat, man. 2462 01:43:50,325 --> 01:43:51,259 - Bullshit. 2463 01:43:52,594 --> 01:43:54,429 I never forget a name, 2464 01:43:55,430 --> 01:43:56,264 or face. 2465 01:43:58,533 --> 01:44:01,803 - Well, really sorry about this man. 2466 01:44:01,836 --> 01:44:03,538 But we can't seem to locate-- 2467 01:44:03,571 --> 01:44:06,341 - Your website on the internet? 2468 01:44:06,374 --> 01:44:08,310 (mumbles) 2469 01:44:08,343 --> 01:44:09,777 Here, take my business card. 2470 01:44:09,811 --> 01:44:13,047 - [Ronathan] I already got one of them websites. 2471 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,349 - No you don't. 2472 01:44:19,421 --> 01:44:20,322 - Alright. 2473 01:44:20,355 --> 01:44:22,357 - [Billy] You good? Cool? 2474 01:44:23,491 --> 01:44:25,092 - Yes, we're good. 2475 01:44:25,126 --> 01:44:27,194 - Yeah, so we're gonna go. 2476 01:44:27,228 --> 01:44:29,631 Good luck with the website. 2477 01:44:29,664 --> 01:44:31,265 That will help you a lot. 2478 01:44:31,299 --> 01:44:32,467 - Love your work. 2479 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:33,968 And we'll see you, see you later. 2480 01:44:34,001 --> 01:44:35,002 - Max! Maxi! 2481 01:44:35,870 --> 01:44:37,472 - Where's my boat, boy? 2482 01:44:37,505 --> 01:44:39,073 - Fuck your boat. 2483 01:44:39,106 --> 01:44:41,676 - [Ronathan] Yeah, fair enough. 2484 01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:46,714 - Give me some. 2485 01:44:50,652 --> 01:44:52,554 - Where's my boat, boy? 2486 01:44:54,088 --> 01:44:54,922 Shit. 2487 01:45:00,027 --> 01:45:04,466 - Did you get everything you wanted out of them boys? 2488 01:45:04,499 --> 01:45:05,700 - Fuck you. 2489 01:45:05,733 --> 01:45:09,471 ("Take Me Away (Cried Out To Heaven)" by Mest) 2490 01:45:12,340 --> 01:45:15,242 - [Cameraman] Highway To Havasu, scene 26, take two. 2491 01:45:15,276 --> 01:45:16,811 (clapperboard claps) 2492 01:45:16,844 --> 01:45:18,012 - Dylan! Wait! 2493 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,748 Dilly! I'll lick it! 2494 01:45:25,152 --> 01:45:26,287 - [Billy] Aw, don't dude. 2495 01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:28,255 (Billy and Dylan moans in disapproval) 2496 01:45:28,289 --> 01:45:30,692 - [Dylan] You missed a spot. 2497 01:45:30,725 --> 01:45:31,559 - No shit. 2498 01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:34,161 - [Billy] Yes shit. There's shit on your lip. 2499 01:45:34,195 --> 01:45:35,096 - [Dylan] A lot of shit. 2500 01:45:35,129 --> 01:45:36,898 - Yeah, there is shit on my lip. 2501 01:45:36,931 --> 01:45:37,765 So? 2502 01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:40,602 Fuck, so nasty. 2503 01:45:42,737 --> 01:45:45,573 (squawks weirdly) 2504 01:45:49,444 --> 01:45:51,813 - You sound like a raptor. 2505 01:45:51,846 --> 01:45:53,114 - Raptors are cool. 2506 01:45:53,147 --> 01:45:54,949 Jurassic Park was a favorite film of my-- 2507 01:45:54,982 --> 01:45:57,351 (guys burst in laugher) 2508 01:45:57,385 --> 01:45:58,586 - Hey Manuel? 2509 01:45:58,620 --> 01:45:59,521 - Yes? 2510 01:45:59,554 --> 01:46:00,755 - Should we order some lunch? 2511 01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:03,124 - I did! What are we eating today? 2512 01:46:05,092 --> 01:46:06,360 - He's learned. 2513 01:46:06,394 --> 01:46:08,763 - That's nice. See he put the lip over. 2514 01:46:08,796 --> 01:46:09,997 And the tongue. 2515 01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:10,965 - What are you, a boxing commentator? 2516 01:46:10,998 --> 01:46:12,634 - Yeah, it's nice. 2517 01:46:12,667 --> 01:46:13,568 Really like what he's doing. 2518 01:46:13,601 --> 01:46:14,869 - Can we just enjoy this? 2519 01:46:14,902 --> 01:46:15,970 We don't have to talk about it. 2520 01:46:16,003 --> 01:46:17,171 - Fine. 2521 01:46:17,204 --> 01:46:19,907 - "So my ship is over in like 17 hours. 2522 01:46:19,941 --> 01:46:21,175 "You wanna, maybe, I don't know, 2523 01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:23,144 "go get some food or something or?" 2524 01:46:23,177 --> 01:46:24,612 - "Absolutely. 2525 01:46:24,646 --> 01:46:26,914 "I got my first boner last week, it was great." 2526 01:46:26,948 --> 01:46:28,082 What the f-- 2527 01:46:28,115 --> 01:46:28,950 - Whoa. 2528 01:46:30,084 --> 01:46:31,819 Is your boy messing with my girl over there? 2529 01:46:31,853 --> 01:46:33,254 - [Dylan] No, they're just talking. 2530 01:46:33,287 --> 01:46:34,255 - [Dons] They're just chatting, huh? 2531 01:46:34,288 --> 01:46:35,657 - Yeah. - Okay. 2532 01:46:35,690 --> 01:46:38,426 Is there something on my feet? 2533 01:46:38,460 --> 01:46:39,627 - Is that cum? 2534 01:46:41,996 --> 01:46:43,498 - Goddamn it, it happened again. 2535 01:46:43,531 --> 01:46:44,365 (Dylan giggles) Fuck! 2536 01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:45,600 - Can we do that again? 2537 01:46:45,633 --> 01:46:48,503 (everyone burst into laughter) 2538 01:46:48,536 --> 01:46:50,438 - Hey remember! 2539 01:46:50,472 --> 01:46:52,507 You're only as gay as the guy giving you head. 2540 01:46:52,540 --> 01:46:53,708 What are you, German U-Boat man? 2541 01:46:53,741 --> 01:46:56,978 You ever tongue punch a fart box before? 2542 01:47:08,656 --> 01:47:11,993 - [Johnathan] Who gives a shit? I eat pussy for breakfast. 2543 01:47:12,026 --> 01:47:13,628 - You also eat Kit Kats? 2544 01:47:13,661 --> 01:47:15,563 - [Johnathan] Yeah, pussycat. 2545 01:47:15,597 --> 01:47:17,264 - (snickers) I'm sorry. 2546 01:47:17,298 --> 01:47:19,400 (everyone laughs) 2547 01:47:19,433 --> 01:47:21,836 - How you doing down there Little Dons? 2548 01:47:21,869 --> 01:47:25,139 You think Jeff Janke fucks like he directs? 2549 01:47:25,172 --> 01:47:26,474 That'd be awesome. 2550 01:47:26,508 --> 01:47:28,843 (everyone laughs) 2551 01:47:28,876 --> 01:47:31,979 (ice cream machine hums) 2552 01:47:32,013 --> 01:47:32,814 - Oh fuck. 2553 01:47:32,847 --> 01:47:34,682 (everyone laughs) 2554 01:47:34,716 --> 01:47:35,650 I did it the right way. 2555 01:47:35,683 --> 01:47:38,352 Look how perfect this cone is! 2556 01:47:38,385 --> 01:47:41,756 - That's where Dons lost his virginity. 2557 01:47:41,789 --> 01:47:44,258 When I was eight! (chuckles) 2558 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:46,794 I'm just kidding. Am I? 2559 01:47:46,828 --> 01:47:48,496 Youth group. Anyway. 2560 01:47:49,597 --> 01:47:50,532 Fuck, that does make sense. 2561 01:47:50,565 --> 01:47:53,668 (everyone laughs) 2562 01:47:53,701 --> 01:47:54,669 - And cigarettes. 2563 01:47:54,702 --> 01:47:57,639 - [Johnathan] Pussy say a cat. 2564 01:47:57,672 --> 01:48:00,474 - Would you like to see some identification, Dons? 2565 01:48:00,508 --> 01:48:01,909 - No no no no no. 2566 01:48:03,310 --> 01:48:06,347 You don't need to see any identification, Dons. 2567 01:48:06,380 --> 01:48:07,181 - It's nice, isn't it? 2568 01:48:07,214 --> 01:48:08,650 - It's very nice. 2569 01:48:08,683 --> 01:48:10,518 - I think he would like to see identification, right Don? 2570 01:48:10,552 --> 01:48:12,787 - It sucks when you make ponds of cum in your bellybutton. 2571 01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,488 - That's okay, I swim around in that shit. 2572 01:48:14,522 --> 01:48:15,690 - Alright. 2573 01:48:15,723 --> 01:48:17,224 - I think we're already in the door 2574 01:48:17,258 --> 01:48:19,360 and we don't need to show any identification, Dons. 2575 01:48:19,393 --> 01:48:20,562 - Maybe somebody worked very hard 2576 01:48:20,595 --> 01:48:21,896 on that identification, Dons. 2577 01:48:21,929 --> 01:48:22,797 - Maybe no one cares. 2578 01:48:22,830 --> 01:48:23,631 - You wanna come too? 2579 01:48:23,665 --> 01:48:24,566 - I wanna come. 2580 01:48:24,599 --> 01:48:26,033 - Oh my gosh, you want to come? 2581 01:48:26,067 --> 01:48:27,602 - That's where I draw the line. 2582 01:48:27,635 --> 01:48:28,435 * People all over the world 2583 01:48:28,469 --> 01:48:30,071 - That's it. 2584 01:48:30,104 --> 01:48:30,938 * Join hands 2585 01:48:30,972 --> 01:48:32,139 You're a man now, Maxi. 2586 01:48:32,173 --> 01:48:32,874 * Start a fuck train, a fuck train * 2587 01:48:32,907 --> 01:48:34,441 - It's Maximus. 2588 01:48:34,475 --> 01:48:35,442 - Say her name! 2589 01:48:35,476 --> 01:48:36,678 - [Dons] Come with me. 2590 01:48:36,711 --> 01:48:37,879 - That was so live! 2591 01:48:37,912 --> 01:48:38,980 - Bye Maxi. 2592 01:48:39,013 --> 01:48:39,847 - Maximus! 2593 01:48:41,348 --> 01:48:42,684 Woo! 2594 01:48:42,717 --> 01:48:44,151 Where are we going? 2595 01:48:44,185 --> 01:48:47,121 (everyone laughs) 2596 01:48:47,154 --> 01:48:48,055 - [Man] Okay. 2597 01:48:48,089 --> 01:48:51,659 (everyone claps and cheers) 163775

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