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>> John: HI THERE!
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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WE'RE BACK!
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STILL, UNFORTUNATELY,
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IN THIS BLANK VOID.
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I HAD HOPED WE'D BE OUT BY NOW,
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BUT INSTEAD, I'M STILL STUCK
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IN THE BLANKEST EXPANSE ON
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TELEVISION, ASIDE FROM THE EYES
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OF ROMAIN FROM "SELLING SUNSET."
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THERE'S JUST NOTHING THERE.
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WE'VE BEEN OFF SINCE NOVEMBER,
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AND CLEARLY, A LOT HAS HAPPENED
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SINCE THEN.
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THE VACCINE ROLLOUT BEGAN.
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WALL STREET WAS THROWN INTO
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A FRENZY OVER GAMESTOP,
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AND FOR A WEEK, EVERYONE GOT
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REALLY INTO SEA SHANTIES.
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IT'S BEEN A WEIRD TIME.
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BUT WE HAVE TO START TONIGHT
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WITH THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL
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THAT TOOK PLACE THIS WEEK.
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DEMOCRATS PUT ON A COMPELLING,
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FORENSIC CASE ABOUT
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TRUMP'S CLEAR ROLE AS
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INSTIGATOR OF THE JANUARY 6th
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RIOTS.
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AND IN RESPONSE, TRUMP'S
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ATTORNEYS MOUNTED A DEFENSE
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THAT COULD CHARITABLY BE
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CHARACTERIZED AS "INCOHERENT,"
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WITH LOWLIGHTS RANGING FROM
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ONE ATTORNEY REMINISCING ABOUT
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HIS CHILDHOOD RECORD COLLECTION,
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TO ANOTHER SUBJECTING THE SENATE
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TO AN 11 MINUTE VIDEO OF
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DEMOCRATS SIMPLY USING
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THE WORD "FIGHT."
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IT MIGHT HAVE SEEMED THAT THEY
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WEREN'T TRYING VERY HARD,
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BUT THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE THEY
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DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TO.
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TED CRUZ EVEN MET WITH TRUMP'S
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LAWYERS, WHILE THE CASE WAS
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STILL GOING ON, AND TOLD THEM
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THIS:
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>> I SAID, "LOOK, YOU GOT --
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YOU GOTTA REMEMBER YOU'VE
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ALREADY WON."
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THERE ARE NOT 67 VOTES
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TO CONVICT.
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THERE -- THERE ARE 55 VOTES
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TO CONVICT, PLUS-MINUS TWO.
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>> John: AND THE THING IS,
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HE WAS RIGHT.
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AND WHAT A TRULY INSPIRING
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GLIMPSE THAT IS INTO THE WORLD'S
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MOST DELIBERATIVE BODY.
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"I SAID TO THEM, YOU GOTTA
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REMEMBER: THE OUTCOME'S
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PREDETERMINED, NOTHING MEANS
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ANYTHING, AND THIS ENTIRE
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PROCESS IS A COMPLETE CHARADE.
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NOW, HANDS IN, EVERYONE:
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DEAD EYES, EMPTY HEARTS,
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TED CRUZ."
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AND THE FACT THE REPUBLICANS
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WERE GOING TO ACQUIT
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THE FORMER PRESIDENT NO MATTER
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WHAT IS A PRETTY DEPRESSING SIGN
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OF JUST HOW DEEP TRUMPISM RUNS
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IN THEIR PARTY.
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BUT NOT JUST AT THE
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NATIONAL LEVEL.
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IN MANY WAYS, AT THE STATE
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LEVEL, IT'S EVEN WORSE.
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MORE THAN A DOZEN STATE
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LEGISLATORS ACTUALLY
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PARTICIPATED IN THE
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"STOP THE STEAL" RALLY
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PRECEDING THE RIOTS, AND ONE OF
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THEM EVEN MADE IT INSIDE.
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DERRICK EVANS, A NEWLY-ELECTED
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WEST VIRGINIA STATE LEGISLATOR,
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AND CHIPMUNK FRAT PLEDGE,
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WAS EVENTUALLY ARRESTED.
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AND WHILE HE MAINTAINED THAT
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HE WAS ONLY IN THE CAPITOL AS AN
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INDEPENDENT MEMBER OF THE MEDIA
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TO FILM HISTORY, THE HISTORY
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HE FILMED TOLD A VERY DIFFERENT
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STORY.
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>> TRUMP!
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TRUMP!
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WHOO!
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WE'RE IN!
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WE'RE IN!
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DERRICK EVANS IS IN THE CAPITOL!
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>> John: NOW, EVERYTHING ABOUT
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THAT IS AWFUL.
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FROM THE FACT THAT A STATE
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LAWMAKER PARTICIPATED
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IN A DEADLY INSURRECTION,
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TO THE FACT HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH
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TO BROADCAST HIMSELF DOING IT,
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TO HIM EXCITEDLY TALKING ABOUT
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HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON LIKE
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SOME KIND OF ALT-RIGHT ELMO.
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AND WHILE EVANS HAS SINCE
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RESIGNED, HE'S JUST THE TIP OF
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THE ICEBERG WHEN IT COMES TO
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EXTREME BEHAVIOR IN STATE
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REPUBLICAN PARTIES.
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OREGON'S STATE G.O.P. PUT OUT
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A STATEMENT CLAIMING THE RIOTS
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WERE A "FALSE FLAG OPERATION
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DESIGNED TO DISCREDIT
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PRESIDENT TRUMP."
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AND MICHIGAN'S TOP ELECTED
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REPUBLICAN WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE
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SPEWING DANGEROUS CONSPIRACIES
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LIKE THIS:
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>> SENATE MAJORITY LEADER
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MIKE SHIRKEY IN HIS OWN WORDS
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TALKING ABOUT THE DEADLY
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JANUARY 6TH CAPITOL RIOTS,
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SAYING IT WAS PREARRANGED, AND
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THAT IT WASN'T TRUMP'S PEOPLE.
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>> THAT'S BEEN A HOAX FROM DAY
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ONE.
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THAT WAS ALL PREARRANGED.
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THAT WAS ALL ARRANGED BY
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SOMEBODY THAT WAS FUNDING IT.
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>> John: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT, SHIRKEY?
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TO THE EXTENT JANUARY 6TH WAS
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"PREARRANGED" BY ANYONE,
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IT WAS CLEARLY BY TRUMP, AS HE
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REPEATEDLY TWEETED THINGS
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LIKE, "BIG PROTEST IN D.C.
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ON JANUARY 6TH...
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BE THERE, WILL BE WILD!"
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WHICH, TO BE FAIR, WAS ONE OF
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THOSE OCCASIONS WHERE HE TURNED
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OUT TO BE COMPLETELY RIGHT.
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AND I KNOW THAT MAN LOOKS LIKE
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HE ANSWERS THE QUESTION,
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"WHAT IF STEVE MARTIN WAS
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AWFUL?," BUT THE FACT IS,
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HE'S THE MAJORITY LEADER OF
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THE MICHIGAN SENATE.
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HE HAS REAL POWER.
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THEN THERE'S ARIZONA, WHERE
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THEIR REPUBLICAN PARTY CENSURED
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THREE PEOPLE -- INCLUDING THEIR
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GOVERNOR AND CINDY McCAIN --
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FOR NOT SUFFICIENTLY SUPPORTING
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TRUMP.
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AND IN EARLY DECEMBER, DID THIS:
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>> USING THE "STOP THE STEAL"
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SLOGAN, A TRUMP SUPPORTER
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WRITES, "I AM WILLING TO GIVE
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MY LIFE FOR THIS FIGHT."
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THE STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY
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RESPONDS, "HE IS.
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ARE YOU?"
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THEN THE OFFICIAL PARTY DOUBLES
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DOWN, TWEETING OVERNIGHT A CLIP
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FROM "RAMBO" AND THE QUOTE,
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"THIS IS WHAT WE DO, WHO WE ARE.
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LIVE FOR NOTHING, OR DIE FOR
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SOMETHING."
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>> John: OKAY, ASIDE FROM BEING
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COMPLETELY TERRIFYING, THAT
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QUOTE IS FROM THE 2008 "RAMBO"
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MOVIE -- AT THAT POINT, THE
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WORST "RAMBO" MOVIE, UNTIL THEY
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MADE ANOTHER ONE.
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I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU
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ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO QUOTE
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STALLONE, THERE ARE SO MANY
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BETTER OPTIONS.
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THEY COULD HAVE GONE WITH,
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"TO SURVIVE A WAR, YOU GOTTA
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BECOME WAR," FROM
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"RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II."
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OR "THIS CHILDISH GAME WILL SOON
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BE OVER.
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AND THEN THE REAL GAME WILL
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BEGIN," FROM "SPY KIDS 3D:
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GAME OVER."
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OR EVEN THIS ACTUAL STALLONE
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TWEET: "EVERYONE SHOULD TRY
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PAINTING!
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GET STROKING!"
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I MEAN, SURE, IT DOESN'T MAKE
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MUCH SENSE, BUT AT LEAST IT'S
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NOT LIKELY TO LEAD TO PEOPLE
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GETTING KILLED.
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AND IT'S NOT JUST PARTY
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OFFICIALS.
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REPUBLICAN SENATORS IN ARIZONA
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HAVE TRIED, AMONG OTHER
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THINGS, TO HOLD THE MARICOPA
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COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS
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IN CONTEMPT FOR REFUSING TO TURN
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OVER VOTING MACHINES AND BALLOTS
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FOR INSPECTION.
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AND ONE LAWMAKER INTRODUCED THIS
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PARTICULARLY EXTREME BILL:
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>> UNDER HOUSE BILL 27-20,
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THE LEGISLATURE COULD REVOKE
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THE SECRETARY OF STATE'S
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CERTIFICATION OF THE ELECTION,
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AND APPOINT MEMBERS TO THE
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ELECTORAL COLLEGE THAT IT WANTS.
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HAD THIS BEEN THE LAW IN
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NOVEMBER, THE G.O.P.-LED
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LEGISLATURE COULD HAVE GIVEN
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THE STATE'S 11 ELECTORAL COLLEGE
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VOTES TO FORMER PRESIDENT
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DONALD TRUMP.
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THIS MORNING, SECRETARY OF STATE
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KATIE HOBBS APPEARED ON "GOOD
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MORNING ARIZONA" TO SAY THIS.
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>> WHY NOT JUST DO AWAY WITH
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ELECTIONS ALTOGETHER, AND JUST
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HAVE THE LEGISLATURE PICK ALL OF
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OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS?
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THAT -- THAT WAS SARCASM.
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YEAH, THIS LEGISLATION IS
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LUDICROUS.
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>> John: OKAY, I DO TAKE YOUR
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POINT THERE, BUT HAVING TO
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EXPLAIN SOMETHING YOU JUST SAID
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WAS SARCASTIC IS NEVER IDEAL.
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IT KIND OF ROBS THE SARCASM OF
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ITS BITE.
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NEXT TIME, WHY NOT JUST USE
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A SARCASM ALERT HORN?
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THAT WAY, THE HORN DOES ALL THE
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WORK FOR YOU.
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ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
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TELLING YOU THIS.
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YOU'RE CLEARLY SO GOOD AT
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SARCASM.
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[HORN HONKS]
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SEE?
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IT WORKS.
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BUT THAT BILL ACTUALLY POINTS TO
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A MUCH LARGER ISSUE HERE:
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REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURES ACROSS
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THE COUNTRY HAVE RESPONDED TO
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WHAT'S BEEN CALLED "THE MOST
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SECURE ELECTION IN U.S. HISTORY"
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BY PUSHING NEW LAWS TO MAKE
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VOTING SIGNIFICANTLY MORE
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DIFFICULT.
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IN ARIZONA, THEY'VE PUT FORWARD
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19 BILLS TO RESTRICT VOTING
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RIGHTS.
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AND NATIONWIDE, 33 STATES ARE
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CONSIDERING OVER 165 RESTRICTIVE
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BILLS, JUST THIS YEAR.
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NOW LUCKILY, THERE IS CURRENTLY
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LEGISLATION IN CONGRESS -- HR1
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AND THE JOHN LEWIS VOTING RIGHTS
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ADVANCEMENT ACT -- THAT COULD
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HELP CURB STATE-LEVEL ATTEMPTS
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AT VOTER SUPPRESSION.
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UNFORTUNATELY, THE BEST SHOT
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THOSE BILLS HAVE AT GETTING
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ENACTED IS IF DEMOCRATS
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END THE FILIBUSTER.
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AND TO DO THAT, EVERY SENATE
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DEMOCRAT WOULD NEED TO BE ON
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BOARD.
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THE PROBLEM THERE IS, ONE OF
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THOSE DEMOCRATS IS JOE MANCHIN.
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>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO BUST
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THE FILIBUSTER.
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO BUST
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THE BYRD RULE THAT BASICALLY
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PROTECTS THE FILIBUSTER.
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>> I'M NOT GOING TO BREAK THE
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BYRD RULE, I'M NOT KILLING THE
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FILIBUSTER.
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I'M PROTECTING THE SENATE IN
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HONOR OF ROBERT C. BYRD, WHOSE
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SEAT I SIT IN.
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SO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A
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PERSON THAT'S GOING TO DEFEND
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THE LEGACY OF ROBERT C. BYRD.
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>> John: OKAY, IT'S BAD ENOUGH
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THAT YOU'RE DEFENDING THE
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FILIBUSTER, LET ALONE DOING IT
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TO DEFEND THE LEGACY OF
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ROBERT C. BYRD, A MAN WHO
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LITERALLY USED IT TO TRY AND
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BLOCK THE ORIGINAL VOTING RIGHTS
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ACT IN 1964!
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HE USED THE THING YOU'RE
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ADVOCATING FOR IN THE WORST
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POSSIBLE WAY.
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IT'D BE LIKE PROMOTING ZOOM
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BY REMINDING EVERYONE THAT
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JEFFREY TOOBIN USED IT.
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YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING YOUR
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CASE THERE!
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AND IT'S NOT JUST MANCHIN.
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DEMOCRATS LIKE KYRSTEN SINEMA
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AND DIANNE FEINSTEIN HAVE ALSO
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DEFENDED THE FILIBUSTER.
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AND BOTH BIDEN AND HARRIS HAVE
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BEEN LUKEWARM ON THE ISSUE
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IN THE PAST, WHICH IS VERY
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FRUSTRATING.
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BECAUSE DEMOCRATS SIMPLY CANNOT
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AFFORD TO REST ON THEIR LAURELS
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RIGHT NOW.
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REPUBLICANS DEFINITELY AREN'T!
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THEY'VE MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR
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THEY'RE WILLING TO TAKE THINGS
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TO DRASTIC LEVELS.
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AND DEMOCRATS JUST DON'T SEEM
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REMOTELY PREPARED TO MEET THAT
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THREAT RIGHT NOW.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'M SURE THE G.O.P. WILL SIMPLY
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PUT THE PAST BEHIND THEM,
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RECOGNIZE WHAT THEY'VE DONE
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WRONG, AND SHEPHERD ALL OF US
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INTO A BIPARTISAN ERA OF MUTUAL
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COOPERATION FOR THE COMMON GOOD.
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[HORN HONKS]
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THAT WAS SARCASM.
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AND NOW, THIS.
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♪ ♪
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>> Announcer: AND NOW...
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NEWSCASTERS OFFER TIPS FOR
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HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN THE
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WORST IMAGINABLE WAY.
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>> I'VE SEEN ALL TYPES OF
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DIFFERENT OPPORTUNITIES TO
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CELEBRATE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY.
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LET'S GO OVER HERE AND TAKE A
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LOOK AT THIS BOUQUET OF BEEF
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STICKS.
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>> FRIED CHICKEN BOUQUETS.
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THEY INCLUDED SIX CHICKEN
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TENDERS, MINI CARNATIONS, HERBS,
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BABY'S BREATH, AND BUTTERMILK
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DRESSING.
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>> A BOUQUET MADE OF CHICK-FIL-A
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NUGGETS AND WAFFLES.
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>> THIS IS A CHICKEN WING AND
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CHICKEN FINGER BOUQUET.
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>> HOW ABOUT A CORN DOG BOUQUET?
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>> A BOUQUET OF SALAMI!
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WHY NOT?
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>> A SAUSAGE BOUQUET.
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>> THESE ARE BACON BOUQUETS.
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>> A BOUQUET OF RIBS.
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>> JERKY BEEF BOUQUETS.
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>> THIS IS MY BEEF BOUQUET.
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>> JERKY BOUQUETS, I WILL TELL
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YOU RIGHT NOW, THAT LOOKS SO
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DELICIOUS.
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>> THE FIRST EVER MAINE LOBSTER
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TAIL BOUQUET.
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>> A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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>> THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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PLEASE DO NOT SHIP THIS, DO NOT
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PUT THIS IN THE MAIL.
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YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL SPEND
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THIS VALENTINE'S DAY?
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ON THE TOILET.
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♪ ♪
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>> John: MOVING ON.
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OUR MAIN STORY TONIGHT CONCERNS
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PANDEMICS.
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YOU KNOW, THE THING EVERY LITTLE
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VIRUS COULD ONE DAY GROW INTO.
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>> WAIT, EVEN ME?
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>> John: YEAH!
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MAYBE EVEN YOU, MYSTERY VIRUS!
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>> WOW, THAT'S GREAT!
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THANKS FOR HELPING ME BELIEVE
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IN MYSELF, JOHN!
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I'M OFF TO THE MALL OF AMERICA!
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WHEE!
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>> John: [LAUGHS]
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OH, OKAY!
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HAVE FUN!
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I'M PROBABLY GOING TO
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REGRET THAT.
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AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE
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THINKING RIGHT NOW:
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"JOHN, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ANY MORE
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ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS!"
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AND I GET THAT!
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WHICH IS WHY WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY
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GOING TO TALK ABOUT
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THE CURRENT PANDEMIC TONIGHT.
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WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
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THE NEXT ONE INSTEAD.
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WHICH, I KNOW, SOUNDS EVEN LESS
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APPEALING, BUT, LOOK, WE ARE THE
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SHOW WE ARE.
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IF YOU WANT TO SEE A BRITISH
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PERSON DO SOMETHING HOT OR
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INTERESTING, GO WATCH
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"BRIDGERTON."
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LOTTA JIZZING IN BLANKETS
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ON THAT SHOW.
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HOWEVER MUCH YOU EXPECT,
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THERE'S SIGNIFICANTLY MORE.
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BUT NOW MIGHT ALSO BE THE MOST
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IMPORTANT TIME TO TALK ABOUT
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THIS.
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BECAUSE SCIENTISTS ATTEMPTED
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TO WARN US ABOUT "THE NEXT
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PANDEMIC" LONG BEFORE THE
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CURRENT ONE HIT,
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AND WE DIDN'T REALLY LISTEN.
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IN FACT, 17 YEARS AGO, JUST
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AFTER THE SARS EPIDEMIC WAS
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CONTAINED, A LEADING SCIENTIST
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WAS ON "60 MINUTES," SOUNDING
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A CHILLING WARNING.
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>> WHAT WORRIES ME THE MOST IS
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THAT WE'RE GONNA MISS THE
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NEXT EMERGING DISEASE, THAT
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WE'RE GONNA SUDDENLY FIND
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A SARS VIRUS THAT MOVES FROM
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ONE PART OF THE PLANET TO
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ANOTHER, WIPING OUT PEOPLE
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AS IT MOVES ALONG.
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>> SOMETHING MORE LETHAL THAN
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SARS IS WHAT WORRIES YOU.
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>> THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE
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KEEPING YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT.
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>> John: UH, YEAH, IT IS.
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BECAUSE THAT IS A HAUNTINGLY
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SPOT-ON PREDICTION THERE.
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I KIND OF WANTED HIM TO
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CONTINUE.
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"JUST SPITBALLING HERE,
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WHAT IF THAT GUY FROM
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"THE APPRENTICE" BECOMES
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PRESIDENT?
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OR SOME LONELY GOON AT HARVARD
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INVENTS A WEBSITE THAT DESTROYS
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THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY AS WE KNOW
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IT?
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THAT'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU
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AWAKE AT NIGHT, TOO!"
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LOOK, I KNOW THIS CURRENT
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CORONAVIRUS MIGHT FEEL LIKE A
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ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME NIGHTMARE,
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BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PART
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OF A GLOBAL TREND, BECAUSE
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THE TOTAL NUMBER OF INFECTIOUS
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DISEASE OUTBREAKS HAS INCREASED
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SIGNIFICANTLY SINCE 1980.
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WE'VE SEEN OUTBREAKS LIKE SARS
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IN 2003, H1N1 IN 2009, A SERIES
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OF EBOLA OUTBREAKS, MOST NOTABLY
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IN 2014, MERS IN 2015,
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ZIKA THAT SAME YEAR,
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AND, OF COURSE, THE CURRENT
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VIRUS WE'RE ALL ENDURING, WHICH
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IS THE MAIN REASON I'M CURRENTLY
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SPEAKING TO YOU COMPLETELY ALONE
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FROM WHAT LOOKS LIKE THE
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PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY'S ASS CRACK.
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AND THE TRUTH IS, IF WE'RE NOT
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VERY CAREFUL, THE NEXT PANDEMIC
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COULD WELL BE EVEN WORSE.
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>> THERE ARE VIRUSES CURRENTLY
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CIRCULATING IN WILDLIFE.
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THEY ESSENTIALLY KILL 60 TO 70%
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OF THE PEOPLE THEY INFECT.
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>> THE VIRUS THAT CAUSES
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COVID-19 MIGHT JUST BE A DRESS
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REHEARSAL FOR THE BIG ONE LATER?
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>> THIS IS NOT, BY ANY STRETCH
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OF THE IMAGINATION, THE WORST
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MOTHER NATURE HAS TO OFFER US.
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>> John: WELL, THAT DOESN'T
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SOUND GREAT.
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AND LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE
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MOST IMPORTANT THING THERE, BUT:
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WHAT IS IT WITH DISEASE EXPERTS
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AND PREDICTING UPCOMING
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PANDEMICS WHILE ON BOATS?
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THAT'S A TERRIBLE USE OF A BOAT.
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHILL.
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READ THE BOAT RULES.
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ONE: THE CAPTAIN'S ALWAYS
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RIGHT.
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TWO: WE ONLY FISH ON DAYS THAT
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END IN "Y."
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AND THREE: NO GRIM TIDINGS OF
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THE VIRAL APOCALYPSE.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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THAT'S A BOAT FOUL, DR. BUMMER.
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>> BOAT FOUL!
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>> John: INDEED.
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AND WHILE YOU WOULD HOPE THAT
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THE LAST YEAR WOULD BE A WAKE-UP
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CALL TO EVERYONE, THOSE WHO
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STUDY PANDEMICS ARE SKEPTICAL
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THAT WE'VE LEARNED NEARLY
522
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ENOUGH.
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>> I THINK WHAT I'VE SEEN IN
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HISTORY OF LOOKING AT THESE
525
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PATHOGENS OVER TIME IS THAT
526
00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,000
WE USUALLY GO RIGHT BACK TO
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BUSINESS AS USUAL AS SOON AS
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THE THING ENDS, AS SOON AS WE
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HAVE A DRUG, AS SOON AS WE HAVE
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A VACCINE, AS SOON AS WE CAN
531
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,533
KIND OF GHETTOIZE THESE DISEASES
532
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INTO MARGINALIZED POPULATIONS.
533
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:09,733
WE DON'T REALLY DO THE
534
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,433
FUNDAMENTAL SOCIAL CHANGE
535
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THAT WE COULD DO.
536
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>> John: EXACTLY.
537
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:14,766
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS EVERY
538
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CHANCE THAT AFTER ALL THIS IS
539
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,700
OVER, WE'LL END UP TREATING
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THE CORONAVIRUS LIKE A REALLY
541
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,033
BAD FART AT THANKSGIVING.
542
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:21,966
THAT IS, WAITING PATIENTLY FOR
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IT TO DISSIPATE SO WE CAN
544
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,566
NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN AND
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COLLECTIVELY PRETEND THAT
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IT DIDN'T JUST KILL GRANDMA.
547
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SO GIVEN ALL OF THAT, TONIGHT,
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00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:31,166
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEXT
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PANDEMIC -- SPECIFICALLY,
550
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WHERE NEW INFECTIOUS DISEASES
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COME FROM, WHY THEY'RE ON THE
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RISE, AND WHAT WE CAN DO TO
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LIMIT THEM.
554
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:37,300
AND LET'S START WITH HOW WE GOT
555
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INTO OUR CURRENT SITUATION.
556
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THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC IS CAUSED
557
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BY A NOVEL CORONAVIRUS CALLED
558
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"SARS-COV-2," WHICH ORIGINATED
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IN ANIMALS BEFORE JUMPING TO
560
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HUMANS.
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AND THAT IS BY NO MEANS UNUSUAL.
562
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IT'S ESTIMATED THAT UP TO 75%
563
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OF NEW OR EMERGING INFECTIOUS
564
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DISEASES COME FROM ANIMALS.
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THEY'RE CALLED
566
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"ZOONOTIC DISEASES" OR
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"ZOONOSES."
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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH
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"ZOO NOSE," WHICH, FOR THE
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00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,600
RECORD, IS A VERY HURTFUL THING
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TO CALL A TEENAGER WHO'S ALREADY
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00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,066
GOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH.
573
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,000
AND COVID IS BY NO MEANS THE
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00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:08,233
ONLY ZOONOTIC DISEASE OUT THERE.
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00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,700
THERE ARE AN ESTIMATED
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00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,000
1.7 MILLION CURRENTLY
577
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,866
UNDISCOVERED VIRUSES IN MAMMALS
578
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,133
AND BIRDS, OF WHICH BETWEEN
579
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,666
SIX AND 800,000 COULD HAVE
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THE ABILITY TO INFECT HUMANS.
581
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:19,433
AND LOTS OF ANIMAL SPECIES ARE
582
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HOSTS FOR ZOONOTIC DISEASE.
583
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,033
BIRDS AND PIGS CAN HARBOR
584
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INFLUENZA.
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00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,733
CHIMPANZEES WERE THE BRIDGE OF
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00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,533
HIV TO HUMANS, AND TURTLES CAN
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00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,033
CARRY SALMONELLA, WHICH IS
588
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SOMETHING WE ALL REMEMBER FROM
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00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,666
ONE OF THE DARKEST EPISODES OF
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THE NINJA TURTLES CARTOON.
591
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:39,300
THAT'S RIGHT: ONE OF THEIR
592
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:42,766
TURTLE POWERS SEEMED TO BE
593
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:43,700
INADVERTENTLY KILLING
594
00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:44,933
APRIL O'NEIL.
595
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,100
ONE OF THE BIGGEST VECTORS
596
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:46,733
FOR TRANSMITTING VIRUSES IS,
597
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FAMOUSLY, BATS.
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00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,733
THEY'VE BEEN LINKED TO EBOLA,
599
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,433
THE DEADLY NIPAH VIRUS, AND
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00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,366
COVID-19.
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00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:51,100
IN FACT, HERE IS THAT EERILY
602
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,300
PRESCIENT EXPERT THAT YOU SAW
603
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:53,533
EARLIER WARNING OF THE DANGERS
604
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,633
OF A POPULAR BAT-BASED TOURIST
605
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,566
ATTRACTION BACK IN 2016.
606
00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:57,633
>> THE BATS HERE IN THIS CAVE
607
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,533
ARE THE SAME BATS THAT CARRY
608
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600
SARS VIRUS.
609
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,466
WHEN THEY'RE UP THERE, THEY
610
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,500
URINATE AND DEFECATE RIGHT ON
611
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:04,733
TOP OF THE TOURISTS THAT ARE
612
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,633
WALKING THROUGH.
613
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,833
AND ALL YOU HAVE GOT TO DO IS BE
614
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,433
THAT ONE PERSON TO BREATHE IN AT
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00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,733
THE WRONG TIME, AND SUDDENLY YOU
616
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,566
HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH A --
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00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:13,966
WITH A VIRUS THAT IS NOT ONLY
618
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,966
POTENTIALLY LETHAL TO PEOPLE, IT
619
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,800
COULD CAUSE A FUTURE PANDEMIC.
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00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:19,433
>> John: THAT'S HORRIBLE -- AND
621
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,800
NOT JUST THE DISEASE PART.
622
00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:23,766
JUST THE VERY CONCEPT OF THIS
623
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,200
WALK-IN BAT TOILET BEING
624
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:26,833
A TOURIST DESTINATION.
625
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,933
THAT MIGHT BE THE WORST TOURIST
626
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,466
ATTRACTION SINCE DISNEYLAND PUT
627
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JOHNNY DEPP ANIMATRONICS IN THE
628
00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,166
"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" RIDE.
629
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,300
C'MON, DISNEY, THERE'S KIDS
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00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,366
HERE!
631
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,066
THEY'RE HERE TO WATCH SOME JOLLY
632
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,700
NAUTICAL RAPISTS AND THIEVES,
633
00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:38,966
NOT A WEIRD, SAD MILLIONAIRE
634
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,900
DOING A B-PLUS KEITH RICHARDS.
635
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:43,466
NOW THERE ARE REASONS THAT BATS
636
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,200
ARE SUCH GOOD HOSTS FOR DISEASE.
637
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:47,033
THEY CAN FLY, SO THEY CAN COVER
638
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,366
LARGE DISTANCES.
639
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,400
THEY'VE DEVELOPED SPECIALIZED
640
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:50,666
IMMUNE SYSTEMS THAT DON'T
641
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,733
OVERREACT TO INFECTIONS, WHICH
642
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,366
KEEPS THEM FROM FALLING ILL.
643
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,666
AND THEY ARE INSANELY PLENTIFUL.
644
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,666
NEARLY A QUARTER OF THE WORLD'S
645
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:59,833
MAMMAL SPECIES ARE BATS.
646
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,366
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING, "GREAT,
647
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,000
THEN THERE'S AN EASY FIX HERE:
648
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:08,033
LET'S SIMPLY KILL ALL BATS,"
649
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,733
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A GREAT
650
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,700
IDEA, FOR MULTIPLE REASONS.
651
00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:11,366
NOT ONLY ARE THEY CRUCIAL
652
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,300
ELEMENTS OF OUR ECOSYSTEM,
653
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:13,066
THEY'RE ALSO WAY CUTER THAN
654
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,333
THEY'RE OFTEN GIVEN CREDIT FOR!
655
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,533
JUST LOOK AT THIS FUZZY LITTLE
656
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,733
GOOBER EATING A BANANA!
657
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,833
LOOK AT THIS ONE SCARFING DOWN
658
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,966
A WATERMELON!
659
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,366
AND JUST LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY
660
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,400
TRYING TO ABSOLUTELY HOUSE
661
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,100
A SINGLE GRAPE.
662
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,200
LOOK AT HIM GO!
663
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,500
WHO'S STRUGGLING WITH A GRAPE?
664
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:27,100
YOU ARE!
665
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,500
YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH A GRAPE,
666
00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,833
YOU LITTLE GOTH MOUSE!
667
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,266
ALSO, IT IS IMPORTANT TO
668
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,966
REMEMBER THAT THE FACT THAT WE
669
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,166
MAY'VE CAUGHT COVID FROM BATS
670
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,166
ISN'T SO MUCH THEIR FAULT AS IT
671
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:39,133
IS OURS.
672
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,866
BECAUSE OUTBREAKS OF BAT VIRUSES
673
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,533
DON'T TEND TO COME FROM THEM
674
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,866
SEEKING US OUT; THEY USUALLY
675
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,966
HAPPEN WHEN A HUMAN TAKES A BAT
676
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,166
SOMEWHERE IT'D NEVER GO ON ITS
677
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,166
OWN OR INTRUDES ON ITS HOME.
678
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,133
AND THAT ACTUALLY BRINGS US TO
679
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,366
THE FIRST BIG THING WE'RE DOING
680
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,166
THAT MAY WELL BRING ABOUT THE
681
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,233
NEXT PANDEMIC.
682
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,833
AND THAT IS ERASING THE BUFFER
683
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,833
BETWEEN CIVILIZATION AND
684
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:58,800
WILDLIFE.
685
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:00,366
SCIENTISTS HAVE REPEATEDLY
686
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:01,566
WARNED US ABOUT THE DANGERS OF
687
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,200
DEFORESTATION, URBANIZATION,
688
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,566
MINING, AND GENERALLY
689
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,333
SUPPLANTING NATURAL HABITATS,
690
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,500
WHICH HAS BEEN FAR MORE
691
00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:10,700
EXTENSIVE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
692
00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:12,900
>> MANY PEOPLE IMAGINE THERE'S
693
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,633
THIS UNTOUCHED WILDERNESS
694
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,800
BECAUSE THEY SEE IT ON THEIR
695
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,966
TV SCREENS, BUT THE REALITY IS,
696
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:17,966
THERE'S REALLY NOT A LOT OF WILD
697
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,600
LEFT THERE.
698
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,033
>> WE'VE ALREADY LOST NEARLY
699
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,000
90% OF THE WETLANDS AROUND
700
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:24,900
THE WORLD.
701
00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:26,266
WE'VE TRANSFORMED THE FORESTS,
702
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,433
OUR GRASSLANDS.
703
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,466
WE'VE CONVERTED 75% OF THE LAND
704
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:33,900
THAT IS NOT COVERED BY ICE.
705
00:17:33,966 --> 00:17:34,833
>> THREE QUARTERS OF THE
706
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,433
TERRESTRIAL SURFACE HAS BEEN
707
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,466
CHANGED.
708
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,033
A LOT OF IT JUST TO FEED ONE
709
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,200
SPECIES.
710
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,433
>> John: IT'S TRUE.
711
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,366
WE'VE CHANGED THREE-QUARTERS OF
712
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,133
THE EARTH'S LAND AREAS!
713
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,733
AND WHILE SOME OF THAT WAS
714
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,333
NECESSARY, WE HAVE ALSO CHANGED
715
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,933
A LOT TO BUILD DUMB, POINTLESS
716
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,566
SHIT THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS OR
717
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,266
NEEDS, LIKE PAINTBALL COURSES,
718
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,766
OR NOVELTY T-SHIRT SHOPS, OR
719
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,100
SALT LAKE CITY.
720
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,500
AND THAT VANISHING BOUNDARY
721
00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:58,066
HAS BROUGHT INCREASED RISK.
722
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,633
OVER 30% OF NEW AND EMERGING
723
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,800
DISEASES ARE LINKED TO
724
00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,100
DEFORESTATION AND LAND USE
725
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,200
CHANGE.
726
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:04,500
TAKE THE AMAZON.
727
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:05,666
STUDIES HAVE DOCUMENTED THAT
728
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,166
CLEARING PATCHES OF FOREST
729
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,700
APPEARS TO CREATE THE IDEAL
730
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:10,266
HABITAT ALONG FOREST EDGES FOR
731
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,700
THE TYPE OF MOSQUITO THAT'S
732
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,100
THE MOST COMMON TRANSMITTER OF
733
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,200
MALARIA THERE.
734
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,500
OR TAKE WEST AFRICA.
735
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,600
THE FIRST VICTIM OF 2014'S
736
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,666
EBOLA OUTBREAK WAS A YOUNG BOY
737
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,033
WHO'D BEEN SEEN PLAYING NEAR
738
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,833
A TREE INFESTED WITH BATS BEFORE
739
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:23,800
HE GOT SICK.
740
00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:24,900
HE LIVED IN A SMALL VILLAGE
741
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:26,800
WHERE MUCH OF THE SURROUNDING
742
00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:27,566
FOREST HAD BEEN DESTROYED BY
743
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:28,966
FOREIGN MINING AND TIMBER
744
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:29,700
OPERATIONS.
745
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:33,100
AND EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT
746
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,033
THAT IS WHAT BROUGHT THE BATS
747
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,366
INTO HIS VILLAGE.
748
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:39,066
AND BEFORE YOU THINK THIS IS
749
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:41,900
JUST AN OVERSEAS PROBLEM, IT IS
750
00:18:41,966 --> 00:18:42,833
WORTH REMEMBERING THAT ONE OF
751
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,800
THE CLEAREST EXAMPLES OF HABITAT
752
00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:45,433
DESTRUCTION FUELING AN EMERGING
753
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,066
DISEASE HAPPENED RIGHT HERE IN
754
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,066
THE U.S., WHERE LYME DISEASE WAS
755
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,600
FIRST IDENTIFIED IN CONNECTICUT
756
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:49,400
IN THE 1980s, AND WAS DRIVEN BY
757
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:52,333
SUBURBANIZATION.
758
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,166
>> WHAT WE'VE FOUND IS THAT THE
759
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,633
PROBABILITY THAT A TICK IS GOING
760
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,600
TO ACQUIRE AN INFECTION WHEN IT
761
00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,633
FEEDS ON A WHITE FOOTED MOUSE IS
762
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,533
ABOUT 90%.
763
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,500
AS WE FRAGMENT THE LANDSCAPE,
764
00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,433
WE CHOP UP CONTINUOUS FOREST
765
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:05,966
INTO LITTLE BITS, WE LOSE
766
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:06,700
SPECIES.
767
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:10,000
THEY DISAPPEAR.
768
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,500
ONE OF THE LAST CREATURES IS
769
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:14,433
THE WHITE FOOTED MOUSE.
770
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,966
SO AS WE REDUCE DIVERSITY, WE'RE
771
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:17,600
LOSING THE SPECIES THAT PROTECT
772
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:18,700
US AND FAVORING THE ONES THAT
773
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:19,100
MAKE US SICK.
774
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,700
>> John: RIGHT.
775
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:21,900
WE FRAGMENTED THE LANDSCAPE
776
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,766
AND THAT DROVE OUT PREDATORS,
777
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:24,800
LEAVING CREATURES LIKE
778
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,300
WHITE-FOOTED MICE, WHO ARE THE
779
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,866
MAIN CULPRITS WHEN IT COMES TO
780
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,200
LYME DISEASE TRANSMISSION.
781
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,966
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS:
782
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,500
FUCK WHITE-FOOTED MICE.
783
00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:34,900
THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
784
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,466
UNLIKE, OF COURSE, RATS, WHO CAN
785
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:39,066
AND SHOULD GO FUCK EACH OTHER.
786
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:39,900
BUT IT'S NOT JUST US MOVING
787
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:40,933
CLOSER TO ANIMALS.
788
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,433
IT'S THAT, MORE AND MORE,
789
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,733
WE'RE BRINGING WILD ANIMALS INTO
790
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,266
CONTACT WITH US THROUGH THE
791
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,466
WILDLIFE TRADE.
792
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,966
NOW SOMETIMES THAT TAKES THE
793
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,333
FORM OF EXOTIC PETS, WHETHER
794
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,166
IT'S WHEN PARIS HILTON GOT A
795
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,366
KINKAJOU NAMED BABYLUV, OR THIS
796
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,100
RANDOM BRITISH MAN'S EXTREMELY
797
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,533
ILL-ADVISED ROOMMATE.
798
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,933
>> AN ORDINARY STREET IN KENT
799
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,833
AND A SUBURBAN SEMI WITH A
800
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,766
NORMAL CONSERVATORY.
801
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,500
BUT IT'S LICENSED FOR SOMETHING
802
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:06,333
FAR FROM NORMAL.
803
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,633
IS A CROCODILE A SUITABLE PET TO
804
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,633
HAVE IN A SUBURBAN HOUSE LIKE
805
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,266
THIS?
806
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,733
>> HE'S VERY MELLOW.
807
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,633
HE'S NOT THE SAME ANIMAL
808
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,533
HE WOULD BE BECAUSE HE'S -- HE'S
809
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,566
ADJUSTED, SHALL WE SAY, TO HUMAN
810
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,033
LIFE.
811
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,033
HAVING SOMETHING THAT NO ONE
812
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,166
ELSE HAS GOT IS -- IS AN
813
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:20,933
INTERESTING THING.
814
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,066
>> John: I MEAN, SURE.
815
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,766
I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.
816
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,333
BUT EVEN IF YOU INSIST ON OWNING
817
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,100
A WILD ANIMAL -- WHICH YOU
818
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,466
REALLY SHOULDN'T -- WHY A
819
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:29,933
CROCODILE?
820
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,466
THEY'RE NOT REMOTELY CUDDLY.
821
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:32,600
YOU'RE BASICALLY FLOODING YOUR
822
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,200
BROOM CLOSET TO MAKE ROOM
823
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,866
FOR A CARNIVOROUS SURFBOARD.
824
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,000
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE HUMAN USE
825
00:20:38,066 --> 00:20:40,066
FOR ANY CROCODILE OR ALLIGATOR
826
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,766
IS AS THE STAR OF THE INTERNET'S
827
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,266
GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO:
828
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,033
♪ IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ♪
829
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,366
♪ YOU FUCKIN' LOSERS ♪
830
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:54,300
♪ IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ♪
831
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:58,500
>> John: EXCELLENT.
832
00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,100
THAT IS EXCELLENT.
833
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:03,333
THAT SONG IS CATCHIER THAN SARS
834
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,366
IN A GOOD WAY.
835
00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:05,400
THE POINT IS, EXOTIC PET
836
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:06,100
OWNERSHIP HAS CAUSED REAL
837
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:06,933
PROBLEMS.
838
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
IN 2003, 47 PEOPLE ACROSS SIX
839
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,166
STATES CAUGHT MONKEYPOX --
840
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,033
WHICH HAD NEVER INFECTED HUMANS
841
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,166
OUTSIDE OF AFRICA -- AFTER
842
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,733
HAVING CONTACT WITH INFECTED
843
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,933
PRAIRIE DOGS PURCHASED AS PETS.
844
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,633
AND IN 2006, PARIS HILTON HAD TO
845
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,833
GO TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER HER
846
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,066
KINKAJOU BIT HER.
847
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,600
AND IT'S HARD TO SAY WHICH WAS
848
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:23,166
WORSE: A U.S. MONKEYPOX
849
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,300
OUTBREAK, OR BABYLUV'S SHOCKING
850
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,266
BETRAYAL.
851
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,600
ET TU, KINKAJOU?
852
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:29,933
BUT PERHAPS THE MOST FAMOUS WAY
853
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,100
WILD ANIMALS CAN SPREAD DISEASE
854
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,466
TO HUMANS IS WHEN THEY'RE SOLD
855
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:33,466
FOR CONSUMPTION.
856
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:37,300
AND THE PHRASE YOU'RE PROBABLY
857
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:38,533
ALREADY THINKING OF RIGHT NOW IS
858
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,466
"WET MARKETS."
859
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,366
LIKE THE ONE IN WUHAN, WHICH MAY
860
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,433
WELL HAVE BEEN THE BREAKOUT SITE
861
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,166
OF COVID-19.
862
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,533
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW: THE TERM
863
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,900
"WET MARKET" IS USED INCREDIBLY
864
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:48,166
BROADLY AND OFTEN INCORRECTLY.
865
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:49,000
MANY WET MARKETS ARE ESSENTIALLY
866
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,200
JUST PLACES WHERE FRESH MEAT,
867
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,266
SEAFOOD, AND PRODUCE ARE SOLD,
868
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,266
NOT UNLIKE A FARMER'S MARKET.
869
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,266
AND THEY CAN BE KEY SOURCES OF
870
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,566
FRESH, AFFORDABLE FOOD AROUND
871
00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:58,800
THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY IN
872
00:21:58,866 --> 00:22:00,266
DEVELOPING AREAS WHERE THERE
873
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,366
ISN'T, Y'KNOW, A TRADER JOE'S
874
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:03,366
THREE BLOCKS AWAY.
875
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,400
HOWEVER, SOME OF THOSE MARKETS
876
00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:06,733
DO SELL WILDLIFE LIKE BATS AND
877
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,866
SNAKES AND CONDITIONS IN SOME OF
878
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,000
THOSE WILDLIFE MARKETS CAN BE
879
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:13,366
IDEAL FOR DISEASE TRANSMISSION.
880
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:17,100
>> SO HERE IN CAGES RIGHT NEXT
881
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,866
TO EACH OTHER, WE'VE GOT ADULT
882
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,300
RACCOONS NEXT TO CAPYBARA,
883
00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:22,033
WHICH IS FROM SOUTH AMERICA.
884
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:22,833
THOSE ARE FROM NORTH AMERICA.
885
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,766
CAGES RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
886
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:24,366
THIS IS THE BIGGEST RODENT IN
887
00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:32,000
THE WORLD.
888
00:22:32,066 --> 00:22:34,533
AND ON TOP OF HERE, I THINK --
889
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,033
MARMOSETS ON TOP OF THE
890
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,066
CAPYBARA.
891
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:37,833
>> WHAT WE JUST SAW HERE IS LIKE
892
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,933
A BIOLOGICAL WARFARE LAB.
893
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,633
ANY ONE ANIMAL CAN TRANSMIT
894
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,066
A PATHOGEN TO ANOTHER, SOMEBODY
895
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,500
BUYS IT, HANDLES IT, TAKES IT
896
00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:46,333
HOME AS A PET OR EATS IT.
897
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:46,533
BOOM.
898
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,833
WE HAVE ANOTHER PANDEMIC.
899
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,633
>> John: RIGHT.
900
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,800
WHEN WILD ANIMALS FROM DIFFERENT
901
00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:53,433
PARTS OF THE WORLD ARE HELD IN
902
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,466
CLOSE PROXIMITY, WITH WEAKENED
903
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:56,033
IMMUNE SYSTEMS DUE TO STRESS,
904
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,900
PATHOGENS CAN EASILY JUMP FROM
905
00:22:57,966 --> 00:22:59,100
ONE SPECIES TO ANOTHER, AND
906
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,700
POTENTIALLY TO HUMANS.
907
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:02,466
WHICH SHOULD, AT THE VERY LEAST,
908
00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:04,433
MAKE YOU SERIOUSLY RETHINK YOUR
909
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,200
ISLAND IN "ANIMAL CROSSING."
910
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:08,500
YOU HONESTLY THINK IT'S STILL
911
00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:09,600
A GOOD IDEA TO LIVE IN CLOSE
912
00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:10,166
PROXIMITY WITH A RACCOON,
913
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:11,300
AN OWL, A GORILLA, A TIGER,
914
00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:12,833
A SHEEP, A KOALA, AN OCTOPUS,
915
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,000
A HAMSTER, A PENGUIN, A RHINO,
916
00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:17,700
AND A CHICKEN NAMED GOOSE, ALL
917
00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:18,566
OF WHOM TRAVELED THERE FROM
918
00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,266
DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD?
919
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,066
THAT'S NOT AN ISLAND PARADISE --
920
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:22,700
IT'S A DISEASE CHERNOBYL WAITING
921
00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:25,300
TO HAPPEN.
922
00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:27,100
SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!
923
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,566
AND LISTEN, I KNOW IT DOESN'T
924
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,066
SOUND GREAT WHENEVER SOMEONE,
925
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,066
PARTICULARLY WITH THIS ACCENT,
926
00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:32,800
STARTS TUT-TUTTING ABOUT HOW
927
00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:33,900
PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES FEED
928
00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:35,766
THEMSELVES AND MAKE A LIVING.
929
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,866
AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, BEFORE
930
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:40,133
WE GO TELL EVERYONE ELSE WHAT TO
931
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,866
DO, WE MIGHT WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE
932
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:42,800
THAT OUR TRACK RECORD ON MIXING
933
00:23:42,866 --> 00:23:45,733
ANIMALS ISN'T GREAT, EITHER.
934
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,700
ONE EXPERT THAT WE SPOKE TO SAID
935
00:23:46,766 --> 00:23:47,566
A MAJOR CONCERN OF THEIRS IS
936
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,400
STATE FAIRS.
937
00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:51,266
WHICH DOES KIND OF MAKE SENSE.
938
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,533
STATE AND AGRICULTURAL FAIRS
939
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,333
HAVE BEEN LINKED TO MULTIPLE
940
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,833
DISEASE OUTBREAKS, WITH ONE
941
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,700
IN 2012 THAT INFECTED OVER
942
00:23:57,766 --> 00:24:01,000
300 PEOPLE -- MOSTLY CHILDREN --
943
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,266
ACROSS 10 STATES.
944
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:02,933
THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY
945
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,833
FAIRGOERS HAVE BEEN
946
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,833
REPEATEDLY WARNED,
947
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,100
"NO KISSING PIGS!"
948
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,666
AND LOOK, IT'S EASY TO THINK,
949
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:09,900
"COME ON, I'D NEVER KISS A PIG,"
950
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:10,900
BUT ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
951
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:11,866
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
952
00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:12,700
NOT YOU'RE SO SURE NOW, ARE YOU?
953
00:24:12,766 --> 00:24:14,500
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE?
954
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:15,800
NOW YOU'RE EVEN MORE CONFUSED.
955
00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:20,366
AND HOW ABOUT THIS PIG?
956
00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:23,366
EXACTLY, I THOUGHT SO.
957
00:24:23,433 --> 00:24:24,933
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS: THIS HOT
958
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,700
LITTLE PORK CHOP'S BEEN WATCHING
959
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:27,266
YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR ALL
960
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:27,833
NIGHT.
961
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,533
IT IS DOWN FOR SOME STUFF.
962
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,500
AND AMERICA'S ACTUALLY
963
00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:30,533
GROUND ZERO FOR ANOTHER
964
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,066
DANGEROUS PRACTICE:
965
00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:31,900
FACTORY FARMING.
966
00:24:31,966 --> 00:24:34,533
IT'S SOMETHING THAT STARTED
967
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,400
HERE, BUT HAS SINCE SKYROCKETED
968
00:24:35,466 --> 00:24:36,466
AROUND THE WORLD, TO THE POINT
969
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:37,366
THAT FACTORY FARMS NOW SUPPLY
970
00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:40,200
MORE THAN 90% OF MEAT GLOBALLY
971
00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:43,000
AND 99% OF MEAT DOMESTICALLY.
972
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,200
IN FACTORY FARMS, LIVESTOCK ARE
973
00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:47,066
BRED AND CONFINED IN WAYS THAT
974
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:47,633
CAN ENABLE VIRUSES TO SPREAD
975
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,166
AMONG THEM MUCH MORE EASILY.
976
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:51,166
>> WE HAVE SEVERAL THOUSAND HOGS
977
00:24:51,233 --> 00:24:53,066
PACKED IN TOGETHER AND THEY'RE
978
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,000
ALL GENETICALLY LARGELY THE
979
00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:54,800
SAME.
980
00:24:54,866 --> 00:24:56,233
THAT SELECTS FOR THE MOST
981
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,266
VIRULENT PATHOGENS THAT ARE
982
00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,466
POSSIBLE.
983
00:24:58,533 --> 00:24:59,966
AND SO, IN THE COURSE OF
984
00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:01,066
INDUSTRIALIZING LIVESTOCK
985
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,133
PRODUCTION, WE ARE ALSO
986
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,466
INDUSTRIALIZING THE PATHOGENS
987
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,600
THAT CIRCULATE AMONG THEM.
988
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,133
>> John: EXACTLY.
989
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,766
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,
990
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:10,766
BUT THE COLD, MECHANIZED
991
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:11,966
FACTORIES THAT CRAM ANIMALS
992
00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:12,900
TOGETHER BEFORE STAMPING THEIR
993
00:25:12,966 --> 00:25:14,200
FLESH INTO PLASTIC MEAT-MOLDS
994
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:15,133
AND EJECTING THE OUTCOME INTO
995
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,400
SUPERMARKET FREEZER SECTIONS
996
00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:17,566
ACROSS THE NATION MIGHT BE DOING
997
00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:23,033
SOMETHING BAD.
998
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,433
AND WHEN YOU PUT ALL OF THIS
999
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,333
TOGETHER, IT DOES BEGIN TO SEEM
1000
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,300
LIKE WE'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO
1001
00:25:26,366 --> 00:25:27,100
START PANDEMICS.
1002
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,266
WHICH BRINGS US TO THE OBVIOUS
1003
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:28,966
QUESTION: HOW DO WE STOP DOING
1004
00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,066
THAT?
1005
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,433
WELL, THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY
1006
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,366
WOULD BE TO CLOSE DOWN ALL
1007
00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:34,033
WILDLIFE MARKETS,
1008
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,166
BAN FACTORY FARMING,
1009
00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:38,233
STOP EATING MEAT ALTOGETHER,
1010
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,266
HALT DEFORESTATION, SHUT DOWN
1011
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,366
ALL STATE FAIRS, AND DEFINITELY
1012
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:41,400
TAKE AWAY PARIS HILTON'S
1013
00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:42,333
KINKAJOU.
1014
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,166
BUT OBVIOUSLY, NONE OF THOSE ARE
1015
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:44,500
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1016
00:25:44,566 --> 00:25:45,500
FOR ONE THING, WE KNOW THAT
1017
00:25:45,566 --> 00:25:47,566
KINKAJOU BITES.
1018
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,300
BUT ALSO, DRACONIAN MEASURES ARE
1019
00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:50,433
JUST NOT GOING TO WORK HERE.
1020
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,000
FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU ABOLISH
1021
00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:54,133
WILDLIFE MARKETS, THAT COULD
1022
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,600
CAUSE FOOD SCARCITY, AND WOULD
1023
00:25:55,666 --> 00:25:56,866
LIKELY JUST LEAD TO AN EXPLOSION
1024
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:57,600
IN BLACK MARKET TRADE OF
1025
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,466
WILD ANIMALS.
1026
00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:00,333
THE REASON WE KNOW THAT IS,
1027
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,700
THAT'S REPORTEDLY WHAT HAPPENED
1028
00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:03,166
WHEN CHINA ATTEMPTED JUST SUCH
1029
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:04,533
A BAN IN 2003, IN RESPONSE TO
1030
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,766
SARS.
1031
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:06,800
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT WE
1032
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:08,300
SHOULDN'T TRY TO REDUCE HARMFUL
1033
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:11,333
PRACTICES -- BECAUSE WE SHOULD.
1034
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,333
MANY EXPERTS ARGUE FOR WHAT'S
1035
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,400
CALLED A "ONE HEALTH"
1036
00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:20,166
PERSPECTIVE, WHERE WE
1037
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,766
RECOGNIZE THAT THE HEALTH OF
1038
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,733
HUMANS, ANIMALS, ENVIRONMENT,
1039
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,633
ARE ALL CONNECTED, AND TAKE THAT
1040
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:26,933
INTO ACCOUNT
1041
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,533
WHEN MAKING
1042
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,666
DECISIONS ON EVERYTHING FROM
1043
00:26:28,733 --> 00:26:29,233
ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS TO
1044
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,066
URBAN PLANNING.
1045
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,566
AND THERE ARE GOING TO NEED TO
1046
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,300
BE LOTS OF SMALLER SOLUTIONS,
1047
00:26:32,366 --> 00:26:33,300
TOO, WHICH WILL LOOK DIFFERENT
1048
00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:33,966
EVERYWHERE, BECAUSE, CRUCIALLY,
1049
00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:34,933
EVERYWHERE IS DIFFERENT.
1050
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,066
TAKE THAILAND.
1051
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:37,066
THEY'VE HAD SOME REAL SUCCESS
1052
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:38,366
IN PREVENTING OUTBREAKS THERE BY
1053
00:26:38,433 --> 00:26:39,200
PROVIDING FARMERS WITH
1054
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,033
A PHONE APP TO FLAG ANY PROBLEMS
1055
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,933
THAT THEY SEE.
1056
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,333
>> IT'S SIMILAR TO A POOR MAN'S
1057
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,433
INSTAGRAM WITHOUT ANY FILTERS,
1058
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:50,233
THAT HELPS THE VOLUNTEERS IN THE
1059
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,666
VILLAGE TO SUBMIT ABNORMAL
1060
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:54,466
HEALTH EVENTS IN REAL TIME.
1061
00:26:54,533 --> 00:26:56,433
>> YOU COULDN'T TRAIN EVERYONE
1062
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,333
TO BE A HEALTH EXPERT BUT YOU
1063
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,066
CAN TRAIN EVERYONE TO BE EYES
1064
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:03,800
AND EARS.
1065
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:04,966
>> John: THAT'S VERY CLEVER.
1066
00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:05,866
BECAUSE WITH THAT APP, FARMERS
1067
00:27:05,933 --> 00:27:06,666
THERE HAVE A WAY TO SPOT A
1068
00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:07,733
POSSIBLY SICK BIRD THAT COULD
1069
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,133
INFORM BROADER PUBLIC POLICY.
1070
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200
WHICH ISN'T JUST EFFECTIVE
1071
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:14,866
DISEASE PREVENTION, IT WAS ALSO
1072
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,200
INTERESTINGLY THE WORKING TITLE
1073
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:16,966
OF THIS SHOW.
1074
00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:17,766
THAT SCHEME HAS BEEN A SUCCESS,
1075
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:18,733
PARTLY BECAUSE IT PRESERVES
1076
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,900
PEOPLE'S LIVELIHOODS, AND ALIGNS
1077
00:27:19,966 --> 00:27:21,333
FARMERS' INTERESTS WITH THOSE OF
1078
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,966
THEIR LARGER COMMUNITY.
1079
00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:26,933
AND THERE WILL BE THOUSANDS OF
1080
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:27,700
SMALL IDEAS LIKE THAT, THAT
1081
00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:28,533
COULD END UP MAKING A REAL
1082
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,400
DIFFERENCE.
1083
00:27:29,466 --> 00:27:30,700
AND LOOK, THERE'S NO DENYING
1084
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:31,866
ALL OF THIS IS GOING TO COST
1085
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:32,366
MONEY.
1086
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:33,500
AND UNFORTUNATELY, SOME
1087
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,433
SCIENTISTS DOUBT OUR APPETITE
1088
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,133
FOR LONG-TERM SPENDING ON THIS.
1089
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,533
JUST LISTEN TO THIS RESEARCHER
1090
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,533
IN BRAZIL MAKE THAT EXACT POINT,
1091
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,266
WHILE TAKING SAMPLES FROM BATS.
1092
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,733
>> IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO
1093
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,933
GET FUNDING FOR OUR KIND OF
1094
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,300
RESEARCH.
1095
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,500
NOW, DURING THE PANDEMIC, IT HAS
1096
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:52,466
BEEN A LITTLE EASIER.
1097
00:27:52,533 --> 00:27:55,200
BUT AS SOON AS THE VIRUS CRISIS
1098
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:56,533
IS OVER, OUR FINANCIAL WORRIES
1099
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,700
WILL RETURN.
1100
00:27:58,766 --> 00:28:00,400
I'M NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC.
1101
00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:05,033
>> John: YEAH, THAT'S NOT GREAT.
1102
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,366
"I'M NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC" ISN'T
1103
00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:07,733
WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM
1104
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,500
SOMEONE SCRAPING GERMS OUT OF A
1105
00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:08,966
BAT.
1106
00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:10,533
THAT'S A WOMAN WHO LITERALLY
1107
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,300
KNOWS HER SHIT.
1108
00:28:11,366 --> 00:28:12,700
SO WE NEED TO SPEND HOWEVER MUCH
1109
00:28:12,766 --> 00:28:13,600
IS NECESSARY TO CHANGE HER
1110
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:17,966
ANSWER.
1111
00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:19,433
AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS WILL BE
1112
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,633
CHEAP; ONE ESTIMATE FOR THE
1113
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,366
COST OF GLOBAL PREVENTION RUNS
1114
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,300
BETWEEN $22 AND $31 BILLION
1115
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,066
A YEAR.
1116
00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:26,600
BUT BEAR IN MIND,
1117
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:27,966
EVEN IF IT WAS DOUBLE THAT,
1118
00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:29,100
THE COST OF COVID-19 IN THE U.S.
1119
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,066
ALONE IS ESTIMATED TO BE OVER
1120
00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:31,500
$16 TRILLION.
1121
00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:33,133
SO, TO PUT IT MILDLY, IT'S
1122
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,566
FUCKING WORTH IT.
1123
00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:36,433
AND I KNOW, RIGHT NOW, THAT
1124
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,600
MIGHT SEEM OBVIOUS.
1125
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,233
THE PROBLEM IS, AS WE COME OUT
1126
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,533
THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS PANDEMIC,
1127
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,833
THERE IS A REAL DANGER THAT
1128
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,233
WE'RE GOING TO START TO GET
1129
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:45,533
COMPLACENT.
1130
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,400
SO FOR THE GOOD OF FUTURE
1131
00:28:46,466 --> 00:28:47,433
GENERATIONS -- AND IN ALL
1132
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,866
LIKELIHOOD, US IN A FEW YEARS --
1133
00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:51,466
WE REALLY NEED TO REMEMBER THE
1134
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,466
WAY WE FEEL RIGHT NOW AND INVEST
1135
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:54,233
ACCORDINGLY.
1136
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,600
BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, YOU NEVER
1137
00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:57,766
KNOW WHERE THE NEXT PANDEMIC IS
1138
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:58,266
GOING TO COME FROM.
1139
00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,266
>> HEY, Y'ALL!
1140
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,266
REMEMBER ME?
1141
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:01,733
I'M BACK!
1142
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,266
AND I'M GONNA DO WHAT THE
1143
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:05,266
CORONAVIRUS COULDN'T:
1144
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,966
I'M GONNA KILL TOM HANKS!
1145
00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,200
>> John: PLEASE DON'T DO THAT,
1146
00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:08,933
VIRUS!
1147
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,466
>> RITA WILSON, TOO!
1148
00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:11,633
THEY'RE GONNA CALL ME OLIVER'S
1149
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,400
PLAGUE!
1150
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:14,666
>> John: I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU
1151
00:29:14,733 --> 00:29:16,200
TO BE CALLED THAT.
1152
00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:16,966
>> OH, I THINK IT'S GOT A RING
1153
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:19,400
TO IT!
1154
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,100
>> John: I ABSOLUTELY DON'T.
1155
00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:22,866
THE POINT IS, WE HAVE GOT TO
1156
00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:23,566
REMEMBER THIS FEELING.
1157
00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:24,033
IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE.
1158
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,866
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
1159
00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:26,700
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING,
1160
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:27,333
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,
1161
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,933
GOOD NIGHT.
1162
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
>> OOH, JOHN, DO YOU THINK A
1163
00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:31,800
BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES WILL MAKE
1164
00:29:31,866 --> 00:29:32,666
A VIDEO OF THEMSELVES SINGING
1165
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:33,266
"IMAGINE" WHEN I FIRST BREAK
1166
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:37,733
OUT?
1167
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,233
>> John: PROBABLY, TO BE
1168
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,033
HONEST.
1169
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,833
>> I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
1170
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:44,300
>> John: WHAT IS YOUR
1171
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,433
SURPRISE?
1172
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:49,100
>> I CAN SPREAD THROUGH ZOOM!
1173
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,700
>> John: HOW CAN YOU SPREAD
1174
00:29:50,766 --> 00:29:51,100
THROUGH ZOOM?
1175
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,166
>> NATURE'S FULL OF MIRACLES!
1176
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:53,033
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
1177
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:53,766
I'M GOIN' TO DISNEYWORLD!
1178
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,833
I'M GONNA GIVE EVERYONE BLOODY
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