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can we please stop fighting now clean
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over Agra we can stop fighting when you
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admit that I'm right about the GPS do
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you even want to go to this couple of
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sweet reading I mean it was your idea
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are you the GPS lady is a lying robot
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that's why real man not the gate with
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maps
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please enter if anything honey
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you holding it upside down as I close it
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that 56 miles away if you just listen to
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me instead of the GPS lady we wouldn't
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be late because of your lies the way
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here in the first place
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fine you want to listen to the robot GPS
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lady then your flesh and blood wife
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think that's your choice
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the GPS lady robot wouldn't fuck my best
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friend would she and I doubt that she
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ever would that's probably why I trust
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him more than you local rules we agreed
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to love green in the past and move
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forward isn't that why we're here in the
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first place
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come on Charles man what the hell why
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are you so aggressive just because I'm
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not a pushover like you doesn't make me
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automatically aggressive Jesus not a
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pushover just I don't like to talk what
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the fuck man she told us about a chance
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to come here and we were already
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fighting and we're not even there yet
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we're supposed to be making up we're
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supposed to be actually working on our
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relationship and no no you want to be
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aggressive all the time you want to stop
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what you want to play that's the game
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okay I won't talk to you then right
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whatever that's it
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I'm done talk to my hand come on
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blessed by my yoni blessed by the wisdom
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of my will
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we peace be with my oneááá this weekend
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okay I think I just really need a break
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from you okay
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just from the arguing at least
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what are you doing the house is right
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there why don't you have a GPS lady
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could use some road head you know to
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pass the time
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welcome everyone my name is Piper and I
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will be your guide through this journey
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of why Samantha once told me that all
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roads lead to couples therapy and that
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was Samantha this is my yoni
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yeah you're yoni your abode your source
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oh I think she means you're an
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unbalanced yoni is the source of
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unending marital discord it leads to
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arguments bloc energies and especially
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infidelity the key to a peaceful
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marriage is yoni at peace with itself
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now
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couples retreat is all about rebalancing
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the yoni in these bags are your very own
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yummy eggs don't worry I bless them this
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morning in a cleansing ceremony
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here you go and there you go that's to
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go inside me yeah
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I am here to guide you through your
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insertion ceremony inserting your yoni
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eggs is the first step to marital
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healing insertion sorry excuse me but my
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yoni isn't the problem here my problem
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is my cheating-ass husband in his
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wandering s penis honey you say you keep
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an open mind it doesn't matter why
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you're here what's important now is
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moving forward together it's important
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that we stay committed to a weekend of
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trust and absence while adjusting to the
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balance of the yummy egg it's important
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that you keep the yomi aid inserted for
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the duration of the retreat no sex
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allowed agreed okay then now let's
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continue with the insertion ceremony now
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let's find a position that's comfortable
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for both you and your partner personally
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I like the bridge pose and on all fours
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I feel forward I love this
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very good very good looking it but it
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really helps slip it right in it gently
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hmm
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buddy Mayans isn't does anyone else need
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help no no this is a private ceremony
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between couples only is it slipping huh
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yeah you're just in it yeah don't worry
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you're gonna eggs won't fit snug as a
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bug in here slippery rug now why don't
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you guys all just pressed up and get
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ready for group tomorrow honey that is
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special ceremony it was kinda kinky what
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are you doing I mean just earlier on
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today you took a vow of abstinence and
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you know you just can't commit to
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anything
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can you I mean is it just all about you
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you don't you and your yawning sorry
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god I just thought this weekend was
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about you know dressing our sexless
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marriage not some hippy vagina
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reconstruction bullshit where are you
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going now
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relax I'm just gonna go brush my teeth
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hey maybe what you ought to stop being
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so dependent you know you can go to
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bathroom alone so it's been in there for
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15 minutes
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really you to peeve I don't you always
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want me to do I'll do something I'll be
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right back steer
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after painting already yes you're the
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one who cheats right you know I've
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really don't need this right now look I
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appreciate that you're horny at all
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probably like everyone else your partner
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won't fuck but you're holding up the
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line
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you know there's line out there okay you
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know it just don't tell my husband and
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I'll get out of your hair okay fuck why
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don't forget your egg you're really
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annoying oh I don't want your wife to
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think that I was like crying or
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masturbating in here so don't let
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anybody see you oh my god how'd you get
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it there I'm time three we go
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I must've enjoy him through something so
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nobody was in there
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all right good morning everybody
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has everybody been keeping their yoni
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eggs warm in their pink little basket
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okay then
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so we're gonna go on a little jog
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jogging with your yoni egg is perfectly
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safe and some would actually say
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perfectly stimulating are we all ready
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yes I have no idea where my wife is
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well that is perfectly okay because I
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think that time we address our
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dependency issues anyway so Michael why
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don't you hang back and wait for Charles
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wife and we'll get going all right
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where's your it'll be totally fine this
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is a great exercise okay yeah all right
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we'll see you guys later
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yes occupied I'm on say you were you
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gonna just keep locking yourself in
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every bathroom of the house I'm having
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trouble with my aide what I said I'm
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having trouble with my fucking a do you
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need help
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I said I'm nervous about my egg
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Oh
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Oh
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you go first
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I wanna watch as you leave great run
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guys great job all right guys just pull
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down and stretch okay I'm gonna go use
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the bathroom
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Oh lyric keep squeezing that yoni Hague
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oh do I need a rinse off this veg sweat
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off my egg it starts to be unsanitary I
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think
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what the hell
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so without wearing their aid this is a
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really good first yeah totally
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it's awesome right the trails are so
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pretty I can't believe you made me go on
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this hike by myself uh Emma and I must
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have went down the wrong trail yes what
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trail well you know Trail wait what did
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you want time to shower I can't believe
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you shower without me hmm hey guys
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someone here is not wearing their yummy
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egg seriously guys
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hey yo the eggs are for your benefit if
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somebody just forgot to put it in you
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please speak up now it's me it's mine
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oops I forgot Cantonese come with me
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sure I don't understand why didn't you
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just put your egg back in it's just I'm
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not used to having something so big
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inside of me
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I understand it's an adjustment but I
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need you to take this seriously now it's
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for your yoni hey no it's just I get
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nervous you know putting the egg in I
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don't really know what I'm doing and I
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don't trust my husband down there he
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really doesn't know what he's doing
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okay I guess I can show you okay
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all right ready open real wide so get it
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deep in hey wait a minute your egg is
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still in this isn't your age it's not
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wait what are you doing you're here with
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your husband I need you to focus on that
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no don't go I will see you in group
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I know that one of you here is not
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wearing your yoni egg but I'm here to
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talk when you already to explain
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yourself
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moving on today's group is about
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building trust using a game called
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minefield hidden prizes throughout the
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house
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I don't think house is coming oh well
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why don't you join Michael and Mira I
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know that she's good with sharing right
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yeah anyway each couple will split into
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teams I have assigned a price for each
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team the wife will be blindfolded
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yeah and it's up to the man to lead the
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woman to the prize using his words Ollie
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how do you put your phone away this is
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an important text yeah I don't like to
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be the bad guy but okay now men choose a
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location from the bowl it is up to the
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man to make sure thank you guide your
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wife to the price safely
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in
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good turn your right turn the story is
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the strength from your right
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we gotta get back I know but first we
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have to get rid of your wife yeah let's
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go straight honey
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yeah I'm looking for getting over keep
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going to go to the go to the right a
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little bit
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left or right
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oh you're getting one word keep going
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straight are you even paying attention
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yeah you're so warm honey
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what the fuck what show me a clue
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dad's cheating guys up show me the clue
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know the cartoon you know what if you
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want to work go ahead
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we're coming you want Network
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you're not leaving us I've always owned
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oh it's nothing come on step step down
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perfectly no just stay right there
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making around so hot let me in this is
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not fun thank goodness sounds like Oh
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how's that possible well I think my
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husband actually locked me out hey
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listen I've got my own issues and stuff
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to deal with I got already involved with
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that so he's joking he doesn't mean it
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okay no it's actually let's let's go for
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a walk do you smoke
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you're lucky to be locked out it's
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perfect outside today you know yes
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should be anything you get these fools
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down here lost have no idea what they
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want and yet my husband is nowhere in
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sight
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this dress looks really good on you
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thank you we gotta just finish trip oh
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yeah you know we're on this trip and it
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had me thinking that sometimes all we
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need in a relationship is change of pace
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what do you mean something to mix it up
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go in a different direction I had some
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sparked like what
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this is wrong
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I feel sorry
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you sure
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I haven't felt Oh
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yes yes yes oh my god uh-huh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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oh yes oh my god oh you're so good
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Oh
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Oh oh my god oh this is so good
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Oh
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we should get cleaned up before my
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husband gets here yeah
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who's not wearing their egg sorry guys I
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need references Molly holed up in the
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bathroom again can anybody explain the
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meaning of this that's not mine what
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about you is it's yours
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hell no mine is still intact I just want
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my coffee get ready for yoga for your
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legs Molly Molly are you in there I know
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you're in there
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let me guess
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you're the genius who thought that you
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would remove your egg to entice me to
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take you up on your previous offer what
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are you talking about I know you want me
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but this is a very juvenile way to go
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about it
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that's not my egg then whose is it you
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don't believe me what are you doing come
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see where my head gets I can take it out
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if you want
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okay let's do it all right
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they make these hard to get out that
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feel good yeah yeah I'll do that any
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wasn't mine
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yeah oh good he's so wet
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girl
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so what did see me I knew it I knew you
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prefer pussy over me what's wrong my
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dick huh well I'm fucking hard to please
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you on it's not you it's not you it's me
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coming crap yeah I've heard all that
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shit before all right you know maybe
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this is a good thing for you and your
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wife how is my wife referring women over
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me a good thing perhaps this is a once
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in a lifetime opportunity I mean maybe
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letting your wife explore her desire for
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pussy well benefit your marriage I mean
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maybe holding her back isn't the best
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thing to do right now honey it's fine
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it's hot watch
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because there Freddie you're exploiting
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her desires explore your desires to
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you know do you have or not I don't have
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it well it's just I felt my pocket and
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what why do I say it's important you
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know that I can talk or anything I know
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I'm just a ditz wait okay stuff like
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what you hear something I think your
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morning collect and we don't need to
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worry about being the only people having
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sex - yes
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you know that was very therapeutic
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wasn't it think we should get bad hey
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back in your pussy hello how's everyone
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doing day right great ok well I thought
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there would be more people today but
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it's better than nothing I guess
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my name is Josh Kai and today will be
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kind
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seeing a trust exercise through the
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practice of yoga so everyone take a
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blindfold now we're gonna hike up to a
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little spot where I like to do my
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practice so it's quite beautiful
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everyone follow me we uh so my husband
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isn't here yet and I think I should
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probably just like stay here and wait
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for him that's okay you can share
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Charles with his wife Oh lovely so
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everyone put your blindfolds on and hold
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each other's hands hold your partner
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hands okay and we're going to hike up to
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a little spot where I like to do my
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practice is quite beautiful
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we've arrived great job everyone I'm
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very proud of all of you you've taken
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your first steps towards peace and
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tranquility this whole exercise means
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nothing if your partner isn't with you I
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he's not even gonna be able to find us
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we're like 20 miles away I'm exhausted
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no no no no not yet our journey isn't
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quite over yet
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Joe can't you be patient for two fucking
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minutes God everyone keep your
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blindfolds on we're gonna go into a
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downward dog position starting everyone
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spread your legs hip length apart hands
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on the ground
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but to the sky it's okay if your heels
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don't touch the ground breathe in deeply
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inhale exhale inhale exhale Charles
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we're the middle of practice sorry sorry
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okay
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now we're going to meditation for ten
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minutes
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keep your blindfolds on and we're gonna
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inhale deeply inhale and exhale
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inhale and exhale it's very calming
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right oh you guys are doing great inhale
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exhale inhale
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see this egg
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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oh my god you Robbie
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Oh
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everybody oh I like this style of yoga
401
02:17:59,969 --> 02:18:03,230
better than that
402
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my god okay right well well we back get
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dressed
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all right let's get our stuff no inhale
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exhale inhale this is very calming
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inhale we're in the middle of a session
407
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exhale inhale
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screw this shit
409
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inhale exhale where have you been is
410
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that what I think it is well I have mine
411
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you know I don't know what the fuck is
412
02:19:29,130 --> 02:19:34,620
going on here but Molly and Lera go find
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02:19:32,190 --> 02:19:35,880
her husband's now the rest of you meanie
414
02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:38,270
in the kitchen we're having an emergency
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meeting
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you're mad at me
417
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has everyone here been removing their
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02:19:55,880 --> 02:20:02,681
yoni eggs
419
02:19:57,910 --> 02:20:07,000
removing them in order to have sex sex
420
02:20:02,681 --> 02:20:07,000
with someone other than their spouse
421
02:20:08,110 --> 02:20:17,330
clearly there is a lot of negative yoni
422
02:20:12,410 --> 02:20:23,420
energy here but luckily it's not too
423
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late is everyone here ready to keep an
424
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open mind to really address the core
425
02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:38,960
issue yeah yeah okay then we're going to
426
02:20:34,580 --> 02:20:41,931
play a game called stripped everybody
427
02:20:38,960 --> 02:20:46,370
takes a turn admitting one sexual act
428
02:20:41,931 --> 02:20:50,150
that they intensely enjoy as you do so
429
02:20:46,370 --> 02:20:54,021
you remove one piece of clothing what's
430
02:20:50,150 --> 02:20:56,511
the point of this then the point is to
431
02:20:54,021 --> 02:21:00,170
stand figuratively and symbolically
432
02:20:56,511 --> 02:21:05,540
naked in front of your spouse speaking
433
02:21:00,170 --> 02:21:07,460
to your deepest desires I I mean nothing
434
02:21:05,540 --> 02:21:12,610
else has worked this weekend I'll give
435
02:21:07,460 --> 02:21:12,610
it a try what do you have to live
436
02:21:12,950 --> 02:21:22,900
I love it when a guy motorboats my tip
437
02:21:18,370 --> 02:21:26,920
you never let me know about your kiss
438
02:21:22,900 --> 02:21:26,920
maybe I don't like how you do it
439
02:21:28,090 --> 02:21:37,010
everybody just breathe this is all just
440
02:21:32,870 --> 02:21:42,670
about sharing yeah well I like having my
441
02:21:37,010 --> 02:21:47,360
bull's coped hmm with a hand or a tongue
442
02:21:42,670 --> 02:21:48,650
both maybe if you didn't smother me with
443
02:21:47,360 --> 02:21:49,220
your balls I would look at them more
444
02:21:48,650 --> 02:22:00,561
often
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02:21:49,220 --> 02:22:08,811
I like being smothered well I like how
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02:22:00,561 --> 02:22:11,260
my ass licked I love having my pussy
447
02:22:08,811 --> 02:22:11,260
eaten out
448
02:22:15,850 --> 02:22:34,560
I like having my feet sucks
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02:22:19,779 --> 02:22:43,449
I like licking feet it's funny because I
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02:22:34,560 --> 02:22:47,260
like licking pussy so what do we do now
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02:22:43,449 --> 02:22:49,210
I wanted you to invite your partner to
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02:22:47,260 --> 02:22:53,500
watch but you're seeing your deepest
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02:22:49,210 --> 02:22:57,790
desires so you want me to watch my wife
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02:22:53,500 --> 02:22:59,830
cheat on me I want you all to watch your
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02:22:57,790 --> 02:23:09,369
partner receive pleasure and learn what
456
02:22:59,830 --> 02:23:11,560
it is that they like I want you all to
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02:23:09,369 --> 02:23:16,409
watch your partner receive pleasure and
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02:23:11,560 --> 02:23:19,180
learn what it is that they like well
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02:23:16,409 --> 02:23:23,859
there's one other thing that I didn't
460
02:23:19,180 --> 02:23:37,529
mention I like I've always wanted to be
461
02:23:23,859 --> 02:23:37,529
with a woman oh that's good
462
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:46,641
your wife
463
02:34:39,130 --> 02:34:41,130
Oh
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02:36:03,460 --> 02:36:05,460
Oh
465
02:48:10,350 --> 02:48:22,680
this weekend really saved my marriage
466
02:48:13,029 --> 02:48:22,680
I know keep that yoni calibrated I
467
02:48:27,329 --> 02:48:33,779
really want to keep my eggs I'm sorry
468
02:48:51,340 --> 02:48:59,960
look at your very own egg the second we
469
02:48:54,260 --> 02:49:02,859
go home he really is the greatest yeah I
470
02:48:59,960 --> 02:49:02,859
can see that now
471
02:49:50,991 --> 02:49:58,940
what a filthy bunch of bad eggs we
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almost forgot
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