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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,365 --> 00:01:26,491 Nutty! 2 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:28,860 Looney! 3 00:01:30,003 --> 00:01:31,095 Crazy! 4 00:01:34,541 --> 00:01:35,633 Jat! 5 00:01:35,909 --> 00:01:37,035 Nutty! 6 00:01:38,178 --> 00:01:39,338 Looney! 7 00:01:40,614 --> 00:01:41,774 Crazy! 8 00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:44,843 Jat! 9 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:47,113 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 10 00:01:47,187 --> 00:01:49,417 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 11 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:52,217 Nutty! Looney! Crazy! 12 00:01:52,926 --> 00:01:53,950 Jat! 13 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,051 They cheat... 14 00:01:55,162 --> 00:01:56,186 They bluff... 15 00:01:56,296 --> 00:01:58,662 They swindle the whole world! 16 00:01:58,765 --> 00:01:59,823 They cheat... 17 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:00,922 They bluff... 18 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:03,594 They swindle the whole world! 19 00:02:13,313 --> 00:02:15,440 They cheat... 20 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:17,875 They bluff... 21 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,384 They swindle the whole world! 22 00:02:41,274 --> 00:02:42,935 Nutty! 23 00:02:44,044 --> 00:02:45,238 Looney! 24 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:47,644 Crazy! 25 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:50,747 Jat! 26 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:52,277 Nutty! 27 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:54,751 Looney! 28 00:02:55,856 --> 00:02:57,016 Crazy! 29 00:02:58,692 --> 00:02:59,852 Jat! 30 00:02:59,926 --> 00:03:00,915 They cheat... 31 00:03:01,027 --> 00:03:02,051 They bluff... 32 00:03:02,162 --> 00:03:04,357 They swindle the whole world! 33 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:05,658 They cheat... 34 00:03:05,765 --> 00:03:06,823 They bluff... 35 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:09,094 They swindle the whole world! 36 00:03:09,202 --> 00:03:10,294 Jat! 37 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:07,849 What God! 38 00:04:09,162 --> 00:04:12,097 You know that I'm getting late for Harry Johal's meeting. 39 00:04:17,537 --> 00:04:18,834 You too?! 40 00:04:19,406 --> 00:04:20,532 What God! 41 00:04:20,774 --> 00:04:22,298 I do everything for you. 42 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,672 You take the credit as well. 43 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:25,142 Then you do this to me, huh! 44 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:27,845 Not fair! Not fair! 45 00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:39,519 Hey, do you want a lift? 46 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,249 Yeah, but I want to go that way. 47 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:42,960 Yeah. Hop in. 48 00:04:43,063 --> 00:04:44,155 Jump in. 49 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:50,093 Oh, my God! - How did that happen! 50 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:51,398 How did that car start?! 51 00:04:51,571 --> 00:04:52,697 Only God knows! 52 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:55,832 Anyway, thanks. - It's alright. Bye. 53 00:04:58,378 --> 00:04:59,470 Jealous, huh? 54 00:05:17,864 --> 00:05:21,994 Mr. Johal! Thank God I'm on time! 55 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:24,928 Why did you jump? 56 00:05:25,005 --> 00:05:26,165 Why did you save me? 57 00:05:26,239 --> 00:05:28,230 My wife ran away with my best friend. 58 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:31,339 My best friend was my ad agency's creative director. 59 00:05:31,544 --> 00:05:33,705 He took my wife as well as my business! 60 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:35,042 I'm f*cc d! 61 00:05:35,115 --> 00:05:36,207 Oh God! 62 00:05:44,691 --> 00:05:45,817 Mr. Johal. 63 00:05:47,927 --> 00:05:49,519 Death isn't the solution. 64 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:51,086 Staying alive won't help either. 65 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:53,722 Tomorrow I've to pitch an ad campaign to a renowned company. 66 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:56,764 It was my last chance. I'm finished. 67 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:59,636 And on top of that you are here for the loan's recovery. 68 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:02,274 I don't want to be alive. I want to... 69 00:06:04,477 --> 00:06:05,637 What's the product? 70 00:06:09,549 --> 00:06:11,642 Are you ready, Paramveer? - Yes. Yes. 71 00:06:11,718 --> 00:06:12,844 Roll sound. 72 00:06:12,919 --> 00:06:14,079 Roll camera. 73 00:06:14,187 --> 00:06:15,279 Action. 74 00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:23,420 D'ole energy drink. 75 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:26,021 Lift 2.5 tons with ease. 76 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:33,298 My dear devotees... 77 00:06:34,374 --> 00:06:38,140 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 78 00:06:38,645 --> 00:06:44,413 This mantra was generated by my soul. 79 00:06:44,617 --> 00:06:49,919 Nutty, who has surrendered himself to the Lord. 80 00:06:50,256 --> 00:06:57,992 Looney, a wanderer, distanced from the attractions of this world... 81 00:06:58,098 --> 00:07:00,532 ...immersed in the Lord's devotion. 82 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:07,535 Crazy, someone who loves the Lord so much... 83 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:10,901 ...that even the Lord becomes his disciple. 84 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:17,341 If this great mantra has touched your soul... 85 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:19,912 ...then accept this mantra into your life. 86 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:23,049 And sing this from your heart... 87 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:25,856 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 88 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:30,862 Nutty, Looney, Crazy... - Nutty, Looney, Crazy... 89 00:07:35,635 --> 00:07:36,693 Come to me. 90 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,931 Come to me. - Oh, noble sage... 91 00:07:39,005 --> 00:07:40,097 Please save me. 92 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:41,333 Please save me. 93 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:46,334 I can feel your pain, my son. 94 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:52,441 Get rid of the burden you have on your body and soul. 95 00:07:53,253 --> 00:07:54,811 Give it up. 96 00:07:55,288 --> 00:07:56,653 Let go of it. 97 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:58,385 Let go. 98 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,950 Why are you staring at me? 99 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:03,655 Throw your chain, watch and otherjewelry. 100 00:08:04,664 --> 00:08:05,756 Yes. 101 00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:09,528 Nutty! 102 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:12,262 Looney! 103 00:08:12,338 --> 00:08:14,306 Oh, my God! What is he doing? 104 00:08:14,374 --> 00:08:15,671 Crazy! 105 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:19,612 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 106 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:22,512 I feel light, sage. I feel light. 107 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,606 Long live, Sage Nutty! 108 00:08:24,684 --> 00:08:27,312 Long live, Sage Nutty! 109 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:31,982 Long live. - Long live, Sage Nutty! 110 00:08:32,091 --> 00:08:33,752 Ready? We are going to get lots of things today. - Yes. 111 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:36,286 Long live, Sage Nutty! 112 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:38,927 Long live, Sage Nutty! 113 00:08:39,165 --> 00:08:40,655 Long live, Sage Nutty! 114 00:08:42,468 --> 00:08:45,164 Long live, Sage Nutty! 115 00:08:46,272 --> 00:08:47,796 Long live, Sage Nutty! 116 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:50,641 Long live, Sage Nutty! 117 00:08:50,977 --> 00:08:53,070 Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. 118 00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,376 Long live, Sage Nutty! 119 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:59,209 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 120 00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:00,343 Oh, noble sage! 121 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,284 Get up. 122 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:02,581 Get up, my devotee. 123 00:09:04,858 --> 00:09:05,984 Who are you, my child? 124 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:12,429 I'm Sir Yograj Khanna. 125 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:15,234 I've come from England. 126 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:17,868 Show me your right hand. 127 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,405 Now show me your left hand. 128 00:09:29,249 --> 00:09:31,046 What's the time? 129 00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:38,248 I can see it. 130 00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,316 I can see it. 131 00:09:44,197 --> 00:09:46,097 I saw it. 132 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,494 Wealth, the one who has it is sad. 133 00:09:52,038 --> 00:09:55,337 And the one who doesn't have it is also sad. 134 00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:56,875 Right. Absolutely right. 135 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,240 You know it all. 136 00:09:58,311 --> 00:10:00,438 Don't worry. 137 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:04,409 Soon, a noble soul will enter your life. 138 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:07,219 He'll rid you off all your worries. 139 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:08,379 Oh, noble sage! 140 00:10:15,628 --> 00:10:17,061 Brother Gajodhar... 141 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:20,399 I've already sold this one. 142 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:30,567 Hey, the bullet holes I'll put in you will confuse you... 143 00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:35,039 ...as from where to breathe and from where to... 144 00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:37,341 Got it? 145 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:43,953 Hey, you 'Dabang' thief! 146 00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:57,165 Give my Salman back to me! 147 00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:58,495 It was yours. 148 00:11:00,406 --> 00:11:02,135 But now it's mine. 149 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:06,403 Stop. 150 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:09,644 I've watched 'Dabang' 70 times. 151 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:15,410 And I've watched it 170 times. 152 00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:20,017 I've watched 'Hum Apke Hain Kaun' 200 times. 153 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:22,856 And I've watched it 250 times. 154 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:26,222 Stop! 155 00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:29,097 I've watched 'Maine Pyar Kiya' 300 times. 156 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:31,303 There's a reason why my name is Suman. 157 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:34,062 And I've watched it a 1000 times. 158 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,036 That's why everyone affectionately calls me Prem. 159 00:11:37,377 --> 00:11:40,175 I can give up my life but not Salman. 160 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:52,715 Hey... 161 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,020 I'll kill you! 162 00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:56,820 Hey! 163 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,966 Stop! 164 00:12:09,308 --> 00:12:10,366 Stop! 165 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:13,235 I won't spare you! 166 00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:22,446 My trident! 167 00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:25,857 Ma'am, you shouldn't be so angry with your husband. 168 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,686 He isn't my husband. 169 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:31,723 Here, only wives make their husband run on the streets. 170 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,060 Stay happily married. 171 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:47,206 Hello, Mr. Jindal. 172 00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,478 Hi, Paramveer. How are you doing? - Great. 173 00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,641 Please. 174 00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:54,184 Harry Johal has started paying the installments. 175 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,613 Your energy drink is causing wonders. 176 00:12:56,823 --> 00:12:57,881 Thank you, sir. 177 00:12:58,057 --> 00:12:59,388 God knows how you do it. 178 00:13:01,394 --> 00:13:02,520 He knows. 179 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,994 Now, I've another assignment for you. 180 00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:07,064 Tell me, what do I have to lift now? 181 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,560 One of our bank's oldest clients. 182 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:13,595 A few years ago I sanctioned a loan of 10 million pounds to him. 183 00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:17,409 But all of a sudden he has stopped paying the installments. 184 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,368 Which is very unlike him. 185 00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:21,269 And it has the bank worried. 186 00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:25,278 You go and find out in your own style as to what his problem is. 187 00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:28,019 And see if you can help recover the loan. 188 00:13:32,859 --> 00:13:34,053 Sir, Mr. Dharam Oberoi... 189 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,759 ...is the owner of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi group of industries. 190 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:41,064 He's one of the top shots of this country. 191 00:13:41,134 --> 00:13:42,192 Wow. 192 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:45,101 All his royal guests come in this car. 193 00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:50,975 If someone pleases him, he gifts him a palace. 194 00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:13,121 Mr. Oberoi, how did you and your mistress... 195 00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:16,858 ...manage to do all this without breaking any bones? 196 00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:20,036 Very funny. 197 00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:23,974 But if this is uploaded on YouTube... 198 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:27,535 And if your wife sees it, then it's not funny. 199 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:29,376 No! Don't do that. 200 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:33,450 My wife will disown me if she finds out about this. 201 00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:38,081 I'm ready to do anything. - Anything, huh? 202 00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,159 Look at this place. 203 00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:52,169 This palace can belong to you. 204 00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:02,980 Oberoi greetings. 205 00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:06,108 Oh my God. 206 00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:07,345 Oberoi greetings. 207 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,588 Oberoi greetings. 208 00:15:16,529 --> 00:15:17,791 Greetings. 209 00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:20,024 Delighted to meet you, Mr. Oberoi. 210 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,657 Sir Yograj Khanna. 211 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:31,508 We have met thanks to the great Sage Nutty. 212 00:15:31,944 --> 00:15:35,107 The one who gets his blessings... 213 00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:38,681 ...ls blessed for life. 214 00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:40,876 Open your eyes and come inside. 215 00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:53,391 Oh, I am. 216 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,093 Oh, thank you very much. 217 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,601 Alright, Mr. Oberoi, I would like to know... 218 00:15:58,037 --> 00:16:00,972 ...what has been your financial strategy... 219 00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,403 ...during the worldwide recession. 220 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:07,373 Strategy? 221 00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:11,506 Such an easy question! Even my butler can answer that. 222 00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:14,077 Pappu... 223 00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,989 Mr. Oberoi has invested in inexpensive stocks... 224 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:22,021 ...keeping in mind the capital market equation of this country. 225 00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:26,989 He looks at the internal rate of return, sensitivity, volatility... 226 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,727 ...because he formally believes Warren-Buffett school of management. 227 00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:33,995 Pappu cleared the test? 228 00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:37,909 Yes. From where? 229 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:39,467 London school of economics. 230 00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:40,834 Wow. 231 00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:45,748 And Suzanne, hear from where she graduated as well. 232 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:48,213 Paris school of fashion. 233 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,116 Paris! Oui, madame. 234 00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,282 Suzy, iron my suit. - Yes, sir. 235 00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:53,518 Pappu charge my computer. 236 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,025 Prem. - Dad... 237 00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:57,220 Sir Yograj Khanna from UK. 238 00:16:57,763 --> 00:17:01,028 Yograj Khanna, my son Prem. 239 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,130 The heir of my empire. 240 00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:05,967 Hello. - Oberoi greetings. 241 00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:07,972 Oberoi greetings. 242 00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:12,272 Dad, Malu Group's guys are waiting for you for the video conference. 243 00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:13,910 The one who wants to do the 5 billion deal. 244 00:17:14,113 --> 00:17:16,343 Mr. Rajendra Malu? 245 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,848 The solar energy guys? 246 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:20,481 Request them to do it tomorrow. 247 00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:21,679 I've a guest today. 248 00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:26,019 Mr. Oberoi, it's alright. Okay. Please carry on. 249 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:28,553 However, I would like to take your leave now. 250 00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:30,521 My daughter is waiting for me. 251 00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:32,555 Oh. As you please. 252 00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:34,189 Thank you so much. 253 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:38,164 If both of you could make it to my hotel tomorrow for breakfast... 254 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:40,738 I would really be very-very honored. 255 00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,433 I don't think I can make it tomorrow. 256 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,099 I've a lot of appointments scheduled for tomorrow. 257 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,508 Oh, Mr. Oberoi, please. 258 00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:50,345 We will try. - Oh, thank you very much. 259 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:56,149 Oberoi greetings. - Oberoi greetings. 260 00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,655 Thank you very much. 261 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:04,192 Prince Gajodhar... - Yes, King Dharam... 262 00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:09,296 Warm up. This scapegoat has a daughter, too. 263 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,298 Please get me some... - Beans, sir? 264 00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:14,304 Beans. 265 00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:16,134 We have some fantastic croissants. 266 00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:17,766 Yes, hash brownies. 267 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:20,871 Would you like some fruits? 268 00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:21,913 Kiwis. 269 00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:24,075 That will be all, sir? 270 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,310 That's it, thank you. 271 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:34,959 So, my child, enjoying? 272 00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:36,492 Yeah, it's nice. 273 00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:41,295 Gajodhar, somehow, anyhow trap her. 274 00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:43,797 This lottery... 275 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,233 Is very beautiful. 276 00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:47,797 What do you say? 277 00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:53,004 Where did he go? 278 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,181 I wish your son could have accompanied you. 279 00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:03,048 He had a very important appointment to keep. 280 00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:05,589 Work is worship for Prem. 281 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,916 Prem! Nice name! 282 00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,829 My name is Prem. Prem! 283 00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:15,162 She seems to be a huge fan of Salman. 284 00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:16,794 Yes, uncle. 285 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,661 Hello? Yes, son. 286 00:19:20,239 --> 00:19:22,469 Everyone is missing you. 287 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:25,510 Dharam, I fought with that witch yesterday. 288 00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:26,768 But why? 289 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:31,972 We had a scene because of Salman's photo. 290 00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:35,286 Salman, Salim... They are like families. 291 00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:37,219 It's a small issue. Sort it out. 292 00:19:37,389 --> 00:19:41,052 But we should lock this deal at any cost. 293 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,328 It's the question of our prestige. 294 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,656 But what will I do now? 295 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:48,863 Change your strategy, son. 296 00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:51,527 The 70s' formula. 297 00:19:53,639 --> 00:19:57,837 Dharam, you are a scoundrel of the worst kind. 298 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,880 Perfect shot. 299 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,717 You've hit bang on target! 300 00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:15,355 Take this, sweetheart. 301 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,062 She's hot! 302 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:22,390 I can see that. 303 00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:37,105 In life, never underestimate three people... 304 00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:40,585 Chulbul Pandey, Tiger and... 305 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:43,245 Prem Oberoi. 306 00:20:43,489 --> 00:20:45,320 Who's Prem Oberoi? 307 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:50,091 I am Prem Oberoi. 308 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,172 Wow. 309 00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:27,929 Over here! - Over here! - Over here! 310 00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:29,966 Me! Me! 311 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:48,615 Move! Move! 312 00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:49,881 What are you doing? 313 00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:34,127 She's good, she's wise! 314 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,666 This girl is nice! 315 00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:37,065 She rules my heart. 316 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:39,637 I want her to be my sweetheart! 317 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:46,241 She's good, she's wise! 318 00:22:46,311 --> 00:22:47,710 This girl is nice! 319 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,179 She rules my heart. 320 00:22:49,248 --> 00:22:50,738 I want her to be my sweetheart! 321 00:22:50,849 --> 00:22:56,719 I've her photo hanging on the wall of my heart! 322 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:59,724 You look like my dream girl, beautiful. 323 00:22:59,792 --> 00:23:02,317 I want to make you mine! 324 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:05,596 In your love, I stay busy! 325 00:23:05,664 --> 00:23:08,258 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 326 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:11,632 In your love, I stay busy! 327 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:14,831 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 328 00:23:22,214 --> 00:23:23,203 I fell in love. 329 00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,647 I fell so hard. 330 00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:26,207 You gave me a sign. 331 00:23:26,285 --> 00:23:28,150 And I crossed all lines. 332 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,244 I fell in love. 333 00:23:29,321 --> 00:23:30,754 I fell so hard. 334 00:23:30,856 --> 00:23:32,187 You gave me a sign. 335 00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:33,918 And I crossed all lines. 336 00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:37,052 I spend sleepless nights. 337 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,858 And from this restlessness there is no respite. 338 00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:43,101 In your love, I stay busy! 339 00:23:43,168 --> 00:23:46,194 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 340 00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:49,104 In your love, I stay busy! 341 00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:51,734 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 342 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:55,143 In your love, I stay busy! 343 00:23:55,214 --> 00:23:58,672 This work is difficult, it's not easy! 344 00:24:22,241 --> 00:24:25,233 To you... 345 00:24:26,445 --> 00:24:29,346 To you... 346 00:24:31,116 --> 00:24:33,584 To you... 347 00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:37,879 Did you hear the To you... song? 348 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,455 What? - To you... 349 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:42,192 A sign of true love. 350 00:24:43,262 --> 00:24:45,287 Yes, I heard! 351 00:24:45,397 --> 00:24:46,489 I heard. 352 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:47,857 I love you, Prem. 353 00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:49,025 Huh? 354 00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:50,460 Oh. 355 00:24:52,638 --> 00:24:54,128 Suman, Prem. 356 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,130 Prem, Suman. 357 00:24:56,208 --> 00:25:00,577 Oh, it looks like the movie 'Maine Pyar Kiya' has begun. 358 00:25:01,513 --> 00:25:04,073 We are in this together. 359 00:25:05,651 --> 00:25:08,745 Sage Nutty's screenplay was a success. 360 00:25:08,987 --> 00:25:11,581 Khanna is so happy he is going Nutty, Looney and Crazy! 361 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:16,955 He says he'll get his daughter engaged to Gajodhar in UK. 362 00:25:17,062 --> 00:25:20,463 Now I'll go and swindle people where I was born. 363 00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:22,432 We dream of... - Money! Money! 364 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:24,594 Paramveer is calling! 365 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:32,336 All set? 366 00:25:33,312 --> 00:25:34,472 Yes. 367 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,114 Hi, Paramveer. - Hi. 368 00:25:38,116 --> 00:25:41,085 No Sikh is as handsome as my son. 369 00:25:41,186 --> 00:25:42,175 So true. - How are you, son? 370 00:25:42,287 --> 00:25:43,652 I'm absolutely fine, dad. 371 00:25:44,089 --> 00:25:46,148 How are you? - Absolutely fine. 372 00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:47,214 Fooling around. 373 00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:50,090 He means his florist business is doing well. 374 00:25:50,262 --> 00:25:52,162 Brother, is my order ready? 375 00:25:53,398 --> 00:25:55,389 Bouquet. Give him a bouquet. - Yes. 376 00:25:57,336 --> 00:25:58,530 Here you go. - 500? 377 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:00,063 Fine. 378 00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:04,140 It feels so nice to see you both work so hard. 379 00:26:04,409 --> 00:26:05,876 You were right, brother. 380 00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,242 One might not make a lot of money working hard... 381 00:26:08,413 --> 00:26:10,347 ...but he surely gets a lot of peace of mind. 382 00:26:10,582 --> 00:26:14,018 But, son, there's something that hurts me a lot. 383 00:26:14,219 --> 00:26:17,848 You send us half of your salary every month. 384 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:19,082 It's my duty, dad. 385 00:26:19,324 --> 00:26:22,521 I don't want you to start swindling again for the need of money. 386 00:26:22,828 --> 00:26:25,058 Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! 387 00:26:25,264 --> 00:26:26,731 I won't be able to do that anymore. 388 00:26:27,966 --> 00:26:31,129 Son, wipe your face. 389 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:36,531 Param, we want to go on a pilgrimage. 390 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:39,503 On a pilgrimage? But you guys are already in Banaras. 391 00:26:39,778 --> 00:26:42,008 Everyone goes to Banaras for a pilgrimage and... 392 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,172 Brother, the thing is... 393 00:26:43,348 --> 00:26:45,009 We have committed so many sins... 394 00:26:45,183 --> 00:26:47,014 That if we take a dip in the Ganges... 395 00:26:47,286 --> 00:26:49,777 Then it won't be able to wash anyone else's sins. 396 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:53,789 That's why we want to go somewhere far away. 397 00:26:53,892 --> 00:26:55,883 Fine, dad. I'll send some money. 398 00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:57,957 Bless you, son. Bless you. 399 00:26:58,196 --> 00:26:59,493 Oh yes, Param... 400 00:27:00,299 --> 00:27:02,358 We might face a network problem over there. 401 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,228 Yes. - Hence don't get worried. 402 00:27:04,536 --> 00:27:06,527 Okay? - Okay, dad. 403 00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:08,334 But call me as soon as you return. 404 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,998 Yes. Yes, of course. - Bye, dad. 405 00:27:10,108 --> 00:27:11,735 Bye. Love you, son. - Bye. 406 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:12,969 Love you. 407 00:27:13,445 --> 00:27:14,912 Poor guy. 408 00:27:15,514 --> 00:27:17,641 Dharam, you are a... 409 00:27:18,383 --> 00:27:20,180 Scoundrel. 410 00:27:21,219 --> 00:27:25,019 Thank you, God. Both of them have mended their ways. 411 00:27:29,962 --> 00:27:32,362 I think your bell isn't working. 412 00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:41,596 'T-minus 10, 9, 8... ' 413 00:27:41,873 --> 00:27:45,866 '7, 6, 5, going for the main entrance! Fire! ' 414 00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:58,388 Long live Dude-G! 415 00:27:58,657 --> 00:28:00,352 Long live Dude-G! 416 00:28:00,592 --> 00:28:02,321 Long live Dude-G! 417 00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:04,289 Long live Dude-G! 418 00:28:04,396 --> 00:28:07,365 Long live Dude-G! 419 00:28:07,466 --> 00:28:09,730 Enough! 420 00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:14,439 Long live Dude-G! 421 00:28:18,443 --> 00:28:24,109 Even the stars indicate that my dream is about to come true. 422 00:28:24,716 --> 00:28:27,879 Joginder Armstrong's dream! 423 00:28:28,253 --> 00:28:31,984 World's biggest mall! 424 00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:33,955 Universal mall! 425 00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:37,194 The world's first gravity defying, rotating mall. 426 00:28:37,629 --> 00:28:42,123 A mall so big that people will travel in small space capsules. 427 00:28:42,234 --> 00:28:43,792 What an idea, Dude-G! 428 00:28:43,869 --> 00:28:46,963 That's because Dude is a genius. 429 00:28:47,773 --> 00:28:52,005 But remember, this mall won't be just a mall... 430 00:28:52,377 --> 00:28:55,278 It will be the 8th wonder of this world. 431 00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,907 The 8th wonder of this world. 432 00:28:58,183 --> 00:29:02,381 Making which Dude will be... - A part of history. 433 00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:05,422 Not a part, but the part and parcel of it. 434 00:29:05,657 --> 00:29:07,022 Hey, that was ajoke! 435 00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:09,525 Come on! Come on! Come on! Loud. Loud. Loud. Clap. Clap. Clap. 436 00:29:09,761 --> 00:29:14,061 But it's sad that I still haven't got... 437 00:29:14,132 --> 00:29:18,626 ...the auspicious place shown to me by Space Pundit. 438 00:29:20,205 --> 00:29:24,403 I want 22, Sunny Street at any cost! 439 00:29:24,476 --> 00:29:25,670 Get out! 440 00:29:26,578 --> 00:29:28,239 Come on, clap. 441 00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:58,435 Don. 442 00:30:01,012 --> 00:30:03,412 Don. 443 00:30:05,817 --> 00:30:08,911 Don. 444 00:30:10,422 --> 00:30:13,949 Don. 445 00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:15,352 Attack! 446 00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:18,155 Don. 447 00:30:20,098 --> 00:30:21,588 Fools! 448 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,424 Recognize me! 449 00:30:23,635 --> 00:30:25,034 From where have I come! 450 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:27,294 Who am I! 451 00:30:27,439 --> 00:30:28,463 Who?! 452 00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:29,665 Charlie Chaplin? 453 00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:35,571 Wild cat! 454 00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,271 Everyone out in five minutes! 455 00:31:04,109 --> 00:31:08,546 Where's Khanna the owner of this club and the shops outside? 456 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:12,341 Where is... - Run from here! Run! 457 00:31:13,118 --> 00:31:14,210 Who's over there? 458 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:15,810 The one who is hiding, show yourself. 459 00:31:16,121 --> 00:31:17,679 Don't hurt me by hiding yourself. 460 00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:19,753 Come out. Come out. 461 00:31:22,227 --> 00:31:23,421 Come on. 462 00:31:26,198 --> 00:31:28,098 I had told you to leave. 463 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:31,328 I was leaving but he stopped me. 464 00:31:31,636 --> 00:31:33,763 Who stopped you? 465 00:31:33,838 --> 00:31:34,998 Wait, please. 466 00:31:35,073 --> 00:31:37,405 Excuse me, what is your name? 467 00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:41,044 He isn't telling me. 468 00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:42,443 He isn't? - No. 469 00:31:42,514 --> 00:31:43,845 Then what is your name? 470 00:31:43,915 --> 00:31:46,110 Oh, my name is Sir Yograj Khanna. 471 00:31:48,787 --> 00:31:51,847 So you are Khanna. - Yes, I am. 472 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:53,820 So where were you going? 473 00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:56,086 You asked me to leave hence I was leaving. 474 00:31:56,995 --> 00:31:59,225 Acting smart, huh? 475 00:32:00,098 --> 00:32:02,566 You don't know who I am! 476 00:32:03,134 --> 00:32:06,399 I'm your death! 477 00:32:21,152 --> 00:32:22,278 Hello. 478 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:28,316 You don't know where I have come from! 479 00:32:28,627 --> 00:32:29,855 And who am I! 480 00:32:30,128 --> 00:32:32,619 You came through the gate, and who are you? 481 00:32:36,835 --> 00:32:41,534 It's not difficult, but impossible to get hold of me. 482 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:43,999 Don. Don. Don. 483 00:32:44,109 --> 00:32:45,906 Don't. Don't. Don't. 484 00:32:45,977 --> 00:32:47,444 Don't. Don't. Don't. 485 00:32:47,812 --> 00:32:51,873 Down. Down. Down. 486 00:32:51,950 --> 00:33:00,483 Down. Down. Down. 487 00:33:06,064 --> 00:33:07,292 Just a minute. 488 00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:11,697 God's he's Your manufacturing defect. 489 00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:13,229 Shall I repair him? 490 00:33:15,674 --> 00:33:16,641 What was that? 491 00:33:16,741 --> 00:33:17,901 I was seeking permission. 492 00:33:17,976 --> 00:33:20,103 From whom? - From God. 493 00:33:24,215 --> 00:33:25,546 Did you get the permission? 494 00:33:26,284 --> 00:33:27,410 Yes. 495 00:33:33,158 --> 00:33:34,386 I like it. 496 00:35:04,616 --> 00:35:05,583 No! 497 00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:06,582 No! 498 00:35:06,985 --> 00:35:08,247 No, no, no! 499 00:35:08,353 --> 00:35:10,048 Please forgive me. Please forgive me. 500 00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:12,250 Let's go! Let's go! 501 00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:19,057 At least now tell me what your name is! 502 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:20,322 Paramveer. 503 00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:23,394 Paramveer. Oh, my God! 504 00:35:23,568 --> 00:35:24,592 Paramveer! 505 00:35:24,702 --> 00:35:26,329 Paramveer! - Paramveer! 506 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:27,996 Paramveer! - Paramveer! 507 00:35:29,407 --> 00:35:32,706 My elder brother's name was also Paramveer! 508 00:35:33,478 --> 00:35:35,605 Yes, Paramveer! 509 00:35:36,281 --> 00:35:38,010 He was the Robin Hood of this place. 510 00:35:38,082 --> 00:35:39,208 The Robin Hood. 511 00:35:39,851 --> 00:35:43,378 Now Robin is no more, what remains is just the hood. 512 00:35:44,689 --> 00:35:49,092 When he was alive no one would dare to come here. 513 00:35:51,396 --> 00:35:54,695 Thank you very much for saving all of us. 514 00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:55,992 Thank you. 515 00:35:56,534 --> 00:36:00,129 It feels as if my elder brother has returned. 516 00:36:00,638 --> 00:36:01,696 He's come back. 517 00:36:04,142 --> 00:36:05,939 Oh, Paramveer! 518 00:36:07,378 --> 00:36:08,743 Okay! Okay! 519 00:36:08,813 --> 00:36:12,271 Now Dude is pissed! Really, really pissed! 520 00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:15,412 Bunty, Babli, how many guys where there? 521 00:36:16,087 --> 00:36:17,384 Just one Singh. 522 00:36:18,189 --> 00:36:19,451 Jaswant Singh? 523 00:36:20,758 --> 00:36:23,659 So his name is Jaswant Singh? 524 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:24,826 No! 525 00:36:24,896 --> 00:36:26,261 Just one Singh. 526 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:27,558 One Sikh gentleman. 527 00:36:27,665 --> 00:36:28,893 One Sikh gentleman? 528 00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:30,392 Okay. 529 00:36:31,135 --> 00:36:33,126 So whom does he work for? 530 00:36:34,172 --> 00:36:35,196 For Lord. 531 00:36:35,306 --> 00:36:36,295 What? 532 00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:39,068 Even Lord Real Estate guys want the same place? 533 00:36:39,143 --> 00:36:41,304 Dude's place? - No! - What's this nonsense? 534 00:36:41,379 --> 00:36:43,040 Not Lord the Real Estate. 535 00:36:43,114 --> 00:36:45,981 Real Lord. The Lord up there. 536 00:36:46,217 --> 00:36:48,617 He takes direct orders from God. 537 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,547 Really? - Right? - Yes. 538 00:36:50,822 --> 00:36:54,349 After seeing him I was like Oh, my God! 539 00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:55,653 Oh, my God! 540 00:36:55,994 --> 00:36:57,825 Hey, you! Look at me! Look at me! 541 00:36:57,929 --> 00:36:59,191 Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. 542 00:36:59,297 --> 00:37:00,594 What's your name? Bunty or Babli? 543 00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:02,963 Bunty. - Bunty? Talk to me. Tell me. Tell me your problem. 544 00:37:03,368 --> 00:37:06,132 Dude-G, I used to say that superheroes exist, right? 545 00:37:06,204 --> 00:37:07,000 Yes. 546 00:37:07,071 --> 00:37:08,800 But he's a Super Sikh. 547 00:37:08,873 --> 00:37:10,067 Super. Super. 548 00:37:10,141 --> 00:37:13,235 Hey, stop this, Super, super bullshit. 549 00:37:14,345 --> 00:37:18,406 No Super Sikh can stop the Dude's Universal mall's rotation. 550 00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:23,078 Like you need iron to cut through iron... 551 00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:25,646 ...you need a Sikh to get rid of a Sikh. - Oh. 552 00:37:26,024 --> 00:37:28,049 Call up Kartar in Canada. 553 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:29,286 Oh yes. 554 00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:31,988 Yeah. - K... K... 555 00:37:32,096 --> 00:37:33,188 Complete it. Complete it. 556 00:37:33,298 --> 00:37:34,356 What are you trying to say? 557 00:37:34,432 --> 00:37:35,922 Kartar! - Kartar! 558 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,228 Yeah. Now it's better. - Phone. Yes. 559 00:37:37,335 --> 00:37:38,461 How's it going, Paramveer? 560 00:37:38,536 --> 00:37:39,628 Great, sir. 561 00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:43,071 Mr. Khanna has offered me ajob to be his manager. 562 00:37:44,008 --> 00:37:46,169 You surely must've worked your wonders there as well. 563 00:37:47,946 --> 00:37:49,106 So, when's the check coming in? 564 00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:51,478 This time it will take some time for the check to come. 565 00:37:51,549 --> 00:37:52,538 That's fine by me. 566 00:37:52,617 --> 00:37:53,914 As long as it comes in. 567 00:37:53,985 --> 00:37:54,917 Better late than never. 568 00:37:55,019 --> 00:37:56,179 All the best. - Okay. 569 00:37:56,321 --> 00:37:57,151 Bye-bye. 570 00:38:03,628 --> 00:38:07,257 Param, in life, I've seen many millionaires and billionaires. 571 00:38:07,332 --> 00:38:09,232 But I've seen no one like the Oberois. 572 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,469 They have wealth, but they have intellect as well. 573 00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:17,467 Even their servants have studied in London school of economics. 574 00:38:17,709 --> 00:38:19,006 Really? - Yeah. 575 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:23,246 But now they will realize how smart and intelligent my club's manager is. 576 00:38:23,314 --> 00:38:25,839 ...and intelligent my club's manager is. 577 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:27,142 Thank you, sir. 578 00:38:27,218 --> 00:38:29,584 I'll try my best to impress them. 579 00:38:36,594 --> 00:38:39,620 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 580 00:39:13,398 --> 00:39:14,592 Param! 581 00:39:21,939 --> 00:39:22,837 Hi. 582 00:39:22,907 --> 00:39:24,374 Thank you. 583 00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:26,870 Quiet! Quiet! 584 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:29,003 Param, come over here! Come over here! 585 00:39:29,113 --> 00:39:30,603 Come, my boy. Come. 586 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:34,617 Oberois. 587 00:39:39,624 --> 00:39:41,592 Oberoi. Oberoi greetings. 588 00:39:41,693 --> 00:39:43,058 Oberoi greetings. 589 00:39:44,295 --> 00:39:47,287 Oberoi greetings. - Oberoi greetings. 590 00:39:47,732 --> 00:39:49,222 Mr. Dharam Oberoi. 591 00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:53,665 Owner of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi group of Industries. 592 00:39:55,973 --> 00:39:58,032 Oberoi greetings, Prem Oberoi. 593 00:39:58,409 --> 00:39:59,535 Only two Oberois? 594 00:40:00,044 --> 00:40:01,170 Where's the third one? 595 00:40:01,279 --> 00:40:03,179 Oh, the lucky Oberoi? 596 00:40:04,182 --> 00:40:06,241 He's far away, yet very close to us. 597 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,942 He loves us a lot. 598 00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:11,619 He can face a lot of trouble... 599 00:40:11,989 --> 00:40:14,514 ...but can never see us in trouble. 600 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:18,827 But you shouldn't trust anyone so much, especially nowadays. 601 00:40:18,896 --> 00:40:20,921 Trust? We trust him. 602 00:40:21,232 --> 00:40:22,927 You don't know him... 603 00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:27,032 Mr. Paramveer Singh Dhillon. 604 00:40:27,105 --> 00:40:28,629 My club's manager. 605 00:40:29,107 --> 00:40:33,874 And he's a topper from the university of Leicester. 606 00:40:33,978 --> 00:40:35,309 He's very smart and intelligent. 607 00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:38,382 You can ask him any intelligent question. 608 00:40:38,483 --> 00:40:39,507 Please go ahead. 609 00:40:40,118 --> 00:40:41,745 Sir Yograj Khanna... 610 00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:43,013 We are tired. 611 00:40:43,387 --> 00:40:44,718 We would like to relax. 612 00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:45,653 Thank you. 613 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,414 Okay. Okay. Okay. - Please follow me. 614 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:48,753 Play it! 615 00:40:54,632 --> 00:40:57,965 Are you sure you'll stay at your friend's place? 616 00:40:58,069 --> 00:40:59,559 I'm very much sure. 617 00:41:00,605 --> 00:41:03,938 He'll feel bad if we'll stay in a hotel. 618 00:41:04,242 --> 00:41:08,338 And like you, he too is Sage Nutty's devotee. 619 00:41:09,781 --> 00:41:13,512 His house is small but his heart is very big. 620 00:41:15,386 --> 00:41:17,047 Such a great thought. 621 00:41:17,455 --> 00:41:18,922 The car is here. I'll drop you there. 622 00:41:18,990 --> 00:41:21,185 Mr. Khanna, I'd like to talk to you for a minute. 623 00:41:21,259 --> 00:41:23,853 Okay. Come on. - Mr. Khanna, please let go of the bags. 624 00:41:27,365 --> 00:41:28,627 I'll drop them. 625 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,293 I'll create a good impression about you. 626 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:33,936 Very good. 627 00:41:34,405 --> 00:41:36,134 Now my honor is in your hand. 628 00:41:36,207 --> 00:41:39,005 I'm here to save your honor. 629 00:41:39,076 --> 00:41:40,202 Please. 630 00:41:40,578 --> 00:41:41,840 Shall we? 631 00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:57,958 Dharam, what's the time in Banaras? 632 00:41:58,596 --> 00:42:00,621 Four... No, five hours' difference. 633 00:42:00,731 --> 00:42:02,062 Five hours! 634 00:42:09,807 --> 00:42:12,298 Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi. 635 00:42:13,611 --> 00:42:16,580 New life. New name. 636 00:42:16,647 --> 00:42:19,207 We have lots of cases pending under our old names. 637 00:42:20,618 --> 00:42:21,949 Weren't you on a pilgrimage? 638 00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:23,452 We are here for a pilgrimage. 639 00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:26,788 Englishmen washed their sins in our country for 200 years. 640 00:42:27,358 --> 00:42:30,759 And we've come to take a dip in the river Thames. 641 00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:32,454 Yes. - A dip? 642 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:34,495 In Thames? - Yes. 643 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:36,962 And Suman? 644 00:42:37,401 --> 00:42:40,996 Suman... And he, they love each other. 645 00:42:41,439 --> 00:42:43,134 Love. - Love? 646 00:42:43,207 --> 00:42:47,166 Yeah, love. - With Prem Oberoi or Gajodhar? 647 00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:50,844 True love doesn't ask for names, son. 648 00:42:51,449 --> 00:42:52,916 What's in a name? 649 00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:55,913 It's still me. What difference does it make? 650 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,714 It makes a difference. 651 00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:03,156 What do you think Sir Yograj Khanna... 652 00:43:03,227 --> 00:43:06,663 ...will let his daughter marry this florist? 653 00:43:06,964 --> 00:43:09,194 Why not? If their love is true. 654 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,791 There's something called honesty as well. 655 00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:13,433 Honesty. 656 00:43:13,604 --> 00:43:15,162 What has honesty given you? 657 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,440 It's a pity that between love and money... 658 00:43:18,509 --> 00:43:19,942 ...you guys have always chosen money. 659 00:43:20,044 --> 00:43:22,672 One can buy everything with money. 660 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:25,505 Love, honor, everything. 661 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:26,777 Right, Dharam? 662 00:43:26,884 --> 00:43:28,977 Only if he could understand! 663 00:43:29,086 --> 00:43:32,214 The relationship you guys are forming... 664 00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:34,985 ...for the greed of money, will ruin many lives. 665 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,525 I won't let that happen. 666 00:43:37,862 --> 00:43:41,457 Paramveer, we didn't come this far to listen to your lecture. 667 00:43:41,565 --> 00:43:45,592 We are here for the biggest catch of our life. 668 00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:48,930 Don't try to come in our way. 669 00:43:49,006 --> 00:43:51,099 Fine, we'll see. 670 00:43:51,175 --> 00:43:53,075 Yes, of course. You can see. 671 00:43:53,177 --> 00:43:54,337 We, too, will see you! 672 00:43:54,612 --> 00:43:55,704 Let's go, Dharam. 673 00:44:18,369 --> 00:44:19,700 Oh damn! 674 00:44:31,515 --> 00:44:32,948 Hello. 675 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:36,952 Let's go. 676 00:44:46,731 --> 00:44:48,631 But this was the address he gave me. 677 00:44:57,441 --> 00:45:01,207 Hello. - Dharam, what are you doing? 678 00:45:01,512 --> 00:45:02,672 Have you lost it? 679 00:45:10,154 --> 00:45:11,781 Come on, Gajodhar. Come in. 680 00:45:20,331 --> 00:45:23,391 Thank you. Thank you very much. 681 00:45:24,001 --> 00:45:25,468 God bless you. 682 00:45:39,784 --> 00:45:42,776 I'm feeling scared, Dharam. 683 00:45:43,521 --> 00:45:44,818 Look at his size. 684 00:45:45,289 --> 00:45:46,449 What if he raises his hand? 685 00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:48,248 Don't worry. We'll handle it. 686 00:45:52,096 --> 00:45:53,188 Look over there. 687 00:45:53,431 --> 00:45:55,956 'Nutty, Looney, Crazy! ' 688 00:45:56,033 --> 00:45:57,557 Don't worry. 689 00:45:58,102 --> 00:46:00,127 Sage Nutty is with us. 690 00:46:00,371 --> 00:46:04,239 But where is his devotee Gyanprakash? 691 00:46:04,408 --> 00:46:06,968 He must be close by. Where can he go? 692 00:46:10,414 --> 00:46:14,373 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 693 00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:16,952 So you guys are home. 694 00:46:17,488 --> 00:46:20,855 Sorry, I couldn't come out to receive you. 695 00:46:21,258 --> 00:46:24,659 Last night Sage Nutty appeared in my dream. 696 00:46:25,096 --> 00:46:27,121 Hey, you've started coming in dreams as well? 697 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:28,358 He told me... 698 00:46:28,432 --> 00:46:30,423 I do. I do. 699 00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:35,063 And yes, I guess you guys have already met Einstein. 700 00:46:35,806 --> 00:46:36,966 There's just a monkey over here. 701 00:46:44,915 --> 00:46:47,782 Sorry, Einstein. 702 00:46:50,254 --> 00:46:53,621 Remember, never call him a monkey. 703 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,585 Okay, we will never call him that. 704 00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:59,125 His IQ is higher than that of humans. 705 00:46:59,396 --> 00:47:02,422 Humans as a species have failed. 706 00:47:02,633 --> 00:47:05,898 He has a big body and he thinks big as well. 707 00:47:06,270 --> 00:47:10,001 Einstein will take full care of you. 708 00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:13,032 You'll just have to pay a charge of 50 pounds per day. 709 00:47:13,110 --> 00:47:14,941 Huh? Money? 710 00:47:15,212 --> 00:47:16,406 He's charging us? 711 00:47:16,514 --> 00:47:18,106 You guys must be wondering... 712 00:47:18,215 --> 00:47:21,378 ...how can Sage Nutty's devotee charge any money. 713 00:47:21,752 --> 00:47:25,449 I believe in the philosophy, there's no such thing as free lunch. 714 00:47:25,623 --> 00:47:27,147 Sholay's dialogue. 715 00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:41,967 Hurry up, girls. There's a lot of work pending. 716 00:47:42,039 --> 00:47:43,973 Offerings. Show me your hand. 717 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,508 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 718 00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:49,076 Offerings. 719 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,308 Any special reason? 720 00:47:54,418 --> 00:47:58,184 I'd prayed in a Sikh temple that I should find my true love. 721 00:47:58,956 --> 00:48:01,015 And I found Prem. 722 00:48:01,492 --> 00:48:04,484 And Param, where did she find Prem? 723 00:48:04,895 --> 00:48:07,796 At Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi's. 724 00:48:08,465 --> 00:48:10,023 I wish her the best. 725 00:48:10,234 --> 00:48:11,633 Now I don't want anything else. 726 00:48:11,735 --> 00:48:14,829 Even if Prem wasn't at Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi's... 727 00:48:14,905 --> 00:48:16,395 ...then too I would've married him only. 728 00:48:22,279 --> 00:48:26,978 What if your father is against that? 729 00:48:28,619 --> 00:48:30,678 Then we'd elope and get married. 730 00:48:33,257 --> 00:48:35,122 How much do you love Prem? 731 00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:37,454 A lot. You have no idea! 732 00:48:52,910 --> 00:48:56,812 God, you know my brother and dad very well. 733 00:48:57,114 --> 00:49:00,311 Yet you made Suman fall in love with my brother. 734 00:49:00,651 --> 00:49:03,279 Why? Are you mad? 735 00:49:05,689 --> 00:49:07,156 No way! 736 00:49:08,225 --> 00:49:12,924 When you could not change them then how will I? 737 00:49:13,297 --> 00:49:14,662 Lmpossible. 738 00:49:15,332 --> 00:49:17,664 No way! No way! No way! 739 00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:29,776 You are... 740 00:49:46,463 --> 00:49:47,555 He's asking for money. 741 00:49:47,631 --> 00:49:49,223 Give him Rs. 50. 742 00:50:03,414 --> 00:50:05,575 His IQ is more than us. 743 00:50:05,883 --> 00:50:07,248 He wants pounds. 744 00:50:07,518 --> 00:50:08,815 You want pounds? 745 00:50:08,919 --> 00:50:09,851 Just a minute. Just a minute. 746 00:50:09,953 --> 00:50:11,682 I'll give pounds. 747 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:14,114 He will give. He will give. 748 00:50:14,358 --> 00:50:15,484 Pound. Pound. Pound. 749 00:50:15,592 --> 00:50:17,958 Hey? What is this? You are giving him alcohol? 750 00:50:24,935 --> 00:50:26,368 Don't. What if he goes crazy? 751 00:50:26,437 --> 00:50:28,098 Don't worry. Nothing will happen to him. 752 00:50:28,172 --> 00:50:29,161 Hey... Hey, no. 753 00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,433 No, no. - Drink it. Drink it. Drink it. 754 00:50:30,507 --> 00:50:31,439 No, no. 755 00:50:31,508 --> 00:50:33,499 Just go for it. Just go for it. 756 00:50:35,679 --> 00:50:37,169 Yes. 757 00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:52,122 No. No Indian money. 758 00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:54,126 Pound. Pound. Pound. 759 00:50:54,198 --> 00:50:55,290 Yeah. 760 00:51:10,013 --> 00:51:10,945 Wow. 761 00:51:11,048 --> 00:51:12,515 Hey, Dharam. What are you looking at? 762 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:16,743 36, 24, 36. 763 00:51:18,088 --> 00:51:19,988 You will never change. 764 00:51:20,324 --> 00:51:22,952 What will I gain by changing? 765 00:51:30,534 --> 00:51:31,728 What's this? 766 00:51:34,505 --> 00:51:36,666 He actually brought real money! 767 00:51:37,441 --> 00:51:38,635 It's real. 768 00:51:38,909 --> 00:51:41,537 She's the queen. Keep her close to your heart. 769 00:51:41,779 --> 00:51:44,179 Who all will I keep close to my heart? 770 00:51:45,282 --> 00:51:48,342 I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Drunkard No. 1. 771 00:51:53,424 --> 00:51:55,187 Drink. Drink. 772 00:51:59,496 --> 00:52:01,225 Oh, no. 773 00:52:03,901 --> 00:52:05,835 Now you are behaving like humans. 774 00:52:07,738 --> 00:52:11,174 I don't like the name Einstein. 775 00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:14,105 His name should be Happy. Happy Singh. 776 00:52:15,612 --> 00:52:22,211 Happy... 777 00:52:34,531 --> 00:52:42,495 We are friends forever. 778 00:52:42,573 --> 00:52:46,566 I shall sacrifice my life... 779 00:52:46,844 --> 00:52:52,783 But I shall never sacrifice our friendship. 780 00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:10,295 Dharam, in Banaras monkeys used to stay on the roof of our house. 781 00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:16,229 And here, this monkey and we are staying under the same roof. 782 00:53:17,474 --> 00:53:21,069 I wonder what else we'll have to endure in this country? 783 00:53:21,245 --> 00:53:23,372 Nothing will happen. Don't worry. 784 00:53:24,481 --> 00:53:26,278 You'll get engaged tomorrow. 785 00:53:26,550 --> 00:53:28,484 After that everything will be fine. 786 00:53:28,585 --> 00:53:33,318 They are getting engaged, play the music. 787 00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:38,523 It's time to celebrate, play the music. 788 00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:43,231 The moon and stars dance... 789 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:48,328 When you dance, all bachelors dance with you. 790 00:53:48,405 --> 00:53:54,674 When you dance, everyone dances with you. 791 00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:07,419 When you dance, boys clap. 792 00:54:07,491 --> 00:54:10,221 Be careful or someone will have you kidnapped. 793 00:54:12,529 --> 00:54:15,157 When you dance, boys clap. 794 00:54:15,232 --> 00:54:17,564 Be careful or someone will have you kidnapped. 795 00:54:17,668 --> 00:54:22,298 Your beauty is like a rare diamond! 796 00:54:22,372 --> 00:54:25,034 Your dress is red in color. 797 00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:27,576 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 798 00:54:27,678 --> 00:54:30,306 Making a thousand excuses. 799 00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:32,575 This boy asks for your heart. 800 00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:36,119 When I dance, boys clap. 801 00:54:36,186 --> 00:54:38,552 When I sing, they rap. 802 00:54:38,622 --> 00:54:43,184 My beauty is like a rare diamond! 803 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,820 My dress is red in color. 804 00:54:45,896 --> 00:54:48,387 My fancy extensions sting hard. 805 00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:51,059 Making a thousand excuses. 806 00:54:51,168 --> 00:54:53,693 This boy asks for my heart. 807 00:55:05,115 --> 00:55:10,314 Oh God, keep my beloved away from all evil. 808 00:55:10,554 --> 00:55:15,321 Keep our love away from all evil. 809 00:55:15,392 --> 00:55:20,659 Oh God, keep my beloved away from all evil. 810 00:55:30,641 --> 00:55:33,633 Bangles... 811 00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:38,074 Bangles dance around my wrist. 812 00:55:38,382 --> 00:55:41,442 Beloved... 813 00:55:41,685 --> 00:55:46,122 My beloved romances in rustic style. 814 00:55:46,223 --> 00:55:51,286 The flowers on your tresses made my heart skip a beat, my love. 815 00:55:51,361 --> 00:55:56,025 You emit mesmerizing fragrance, my love! 816 00:55:56,099 --> 00:55:58,863 Your dress is red in color. 817 00:55:58,935 --> 00:56:01,495 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 818 00:56:01,605 --> 00:56:04,165 Making a thousand excuses. 819 00:56:04,274 --> 00:56:06,572 This boy asks for your heart. 820 00:56:06,677 --> 00:56:09,271 Your dress is red in color. 821 00:56:09,346 --> 00:56:11,814 Your fancy extensions sting hard. 822 00:56:11,915 --> 00:56:14,543 Making a thousand excuses. 823 00:56:14,651 --> 00:56:18,451 This boy asks for your heart. 824 00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:29,291 What happened? 825 00:56:32,002 --> 00:56:35,096 No one would've done what you did. 826 00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,163 I didn't do anything. 827 00:56:39,342 --> 00:56:42,971 I just fulfilled the promise I made to your parents. 828 00:56:43,046 --> 00:56:45,446 May their soul rest in peace. 829 00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,075 I did nothing. 830 00:56:47,417 --> 00:56:48,543 Mr. Khanna... 831 00:56:49,419 --> 00:56:52,252 Yes? - Suman isn't your daughter? 832 00:56:52,355 --> 00:56:54,823 No. She's just like a daughter to me. 833 00:56:55,392 --> 00:56:56,552 Just like a daughter? 834 00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:57,957 Suman, you didn't tell them? 835 00:56:58,028 --> 00:57:00,360 I tried telling him a number of times. 836 00:57:00,464 --> 00:57:02,830 But he always stopped me saying... 837 00:57:02,933 --> 00:57:05,527 I don't want to know anything about your family. 838 00:57:06,236 --> 00:57:08,227 I love you. 839 00:57:08,371 --> 00:57:11,966 And with our love we shall create a new world. 840 00:57:12,075 --> 00:57:13,167 Wow. 841 00:57:15,946 --> 00:57:17,345 Thank you so much, uncle. 842 00:57:17,981 --> 00:57:20,347 All this is the result of your good upbringing. 843 00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:21,782 You have given him such great values. 844 00:57:21,852 --> 00:57:23,979 Yes, I've brought him up well. 845 00:57:28,492 --> 00:57:30,255 Hey, Param, what happened? 846 00:57:30,327 --> 00:57:32,227 What's so funny? - Nothing, just... 847 00:57:34,064 --> 00:57:36,225 I cannot believe that even in this age and time... 848 00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:38,064 ...something like true love really exists. 849 00:57:38,201 --> 00:57:40,533 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. - There you are. 850 00:57:40,771 --> 00:57:43,604 Everyone should have a father like you. 851 00:57:43,673 --> 00:57:45,664 You've given such great values to your son. 852 00:57:45,742 --> 00:57:47,607 Am I right, Mr. Khanna? - Yes, of course. 853 00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:49,736 Have some sweets. Please. - No, thank you. 854 00:57:49,813 --> 00:57:52,907 No? And everyone should have a son like you. 855 00:57:53,283 --> 00:57:55,945 You are following your father's footsteps. 856 00:57:56,953 --> 00:57:59,547 You should have some of this sweet for sure. 857 00:58:03,927 --> 00:58:05,724 And you? 858 00:58:05,796 --> 00:58:08,424 All this is thanks to Sage Nutty. 859 00:58:08,965 --> 00:58:11,559 Nutty, Looney... 860 00:58:11,902 --> 00:58:13,199 Crazy! 861 00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:17,106 Mr. Khanna, you? - Thank you. Thank you, my boy. 862 00:58:18,975 --> 00:58:20,738 Hey, my sweetheart. 863 00:58:20,844 --> 00:58:21,902 Hi. 864 00:58:34,758 --> 00:58:35,884 Reet! - Suman! 865 00:58:35,992 --> 00:58:36,981 Where were you? 866 00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:38,685 I'm sorry, I'm a little late. 867 00:58:38,795 --> 00:58:40,524 Forget it. - Oh, I'm sorry. 868 00:58:40,597 --> 00:58:42,121 I had to see off the guests. 869 00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:44,633 Fine, I can forgive you for anything. 870 00:58:45,068 --> 00:58:47,127 Hello, Prem. - Hello. 871 00:58:47,204 --> 00:58:48,865 You take good care of her. 872 00:58:50,774 --> 00:58:53,208 Hello, uncle. Nice to meet you. 873 00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,800 Hi. 874 00:58:54,878 --> 00:58:56,004 Hey. - Hi! 875 00:58:56,112 --> 00:58:57,409 Honey. 876 00:58:57,914 --> 00:58:59,973 This is Reet, my daughter. 877 00:59:02,419 --> 00:59:04,410 Your daughter? - Yes. 878 00:59:05,789 --> 00:59:07,950 Real? - Of course. 879 00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:11,653 The old child of Sir Yograj Khanna... 880 00:59:11,728 --> 00:59:18,566 ...and beloved wife Late Lady Elizabeth Michelin Walter Khanna. 881 00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:20,429 The great painter. 882 00:59:21,705 --> 00:59:24,367 She seems to have taken after her mother. 883 00:59:25,075 --> 00:59:27,202 But unfortunately I'm not a painter. 884 00:59:27,277 --> 00:59:30,110 I just work in an art gallery. 885 00:59:30,413 --> 00:59:32,813 My daughter has just returned from Paris. 886 00:59:32,883 --> 00:59:37,718 Alright, Reet, now I want you to meet Param, my boy. 887 00:59:38,488 --> 00:59:39,955 Didn't I tell you about him? 888 00:59:40,056 --> 00:59:44,720 Oh, so you are the one? - Yeah. Good guy. - Hello. 889 00:59:47,731 --> 00:59:51,167 Dad has praised you a lot over the phone. 890 00:59:51,234 --> 00:59:52,360 Thanks a million. 891 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:07,112 This sound? 892 01:00:08,251 --> 01:00:11,846 It stopped. - Yes, it did. 893 01:00:12,255 --> 01:00:13,244 It stopped. 894 01:00:17,027 --> 01:00:17,959 Move! 895 01:00:18,361 --> 01:00:20,022 Move away, you rascal! 896 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,357 Let go of it! 897 01:00:24,434 --> 01:00:26,698 Let go of it, Happy! Let go of it! 898 01:00:27,103 --> 01:00:29,469 Happy, don't let go of the bag. 899 01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:31,336 Don't let go of his bag. 900 01:00:35,145 --> 01:00:40,139 You aren't my father. You are my enemy. 901 01:00:41,184 --> 01:00:43,049 Relax, my boy. Relax. 902 01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:44,450 Relax! 903 01:00:44,754 --> 01:00:46,779 I'm the one who got engaged to an orphan! 904 01:00:47,424 --> 01:00:48,652 Relax! 905 01:00:49,693 --> 01:00:51,786 People break off marriages every... 906 01:00:51,861 --> 01:00:53,556 Can't you break off an engagement? 907 01:00:53,663 --> 01:00:57,895 Dharam, please come to the point, don't confuse me. 908 01:00:57,968 --> 01:00:59,458 No confusion. 909 01:00:59,736 --> 01:01:05,971 If Prem Oberoi the heir of Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi... 910 01:01:06,443 --> 01:01:09,935 ...stops loving Suman and falls in love with Reet... 911 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,373 ...then Khanna won't mind that. 912 01:01:12,482 --> 01:01:13,881 Rather he'll be happy. 913 01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:17,181 And anyway, one cannot control his heart. 914 01:01:18,388 --> 01:01:22,415 Dharam, I'm sure you have done a course in being a scoundrel. 915 01:01:22,525 --> 01:01:27,121 Hey, don't abuse talent by calling it a course. 916 01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:28,492 It's God's gift. 917 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,190 Cheers. 918 01:01:31,301 --> 01:01:33,826 You, too, have a drink sometimes. 919 01:01:34,804 --> 01:01:36,533 Alcohol doesn't suit me. 920 01:01:37,107 --> 01:01:39,007 I get out of control as soon as I drink it. 921 01:01:41,044 --> 01:01:42,944 Then you should surely drink. 922 01:01:43,713 --> 01:01:46,113 Is this club always this empty? 923 01:01:48,184 --> 01:01:49,446 Yes. 924 01:01:49,886 --> 01:01:53,253 It needs a redesign. - Yes. 925 01:01:54,457 --> 01:01:55,981 Reet, too, was saying so. 926 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,287 Reet? She is right. 927 01:02:00,697 --> 01:02:02,324 Then why didn't you? 928 01:02:04,567 --> 01:02:05,727 I did. 929 01:02:07,103 --> 01:02:08,934 I did. I always did things for others. 930 01:02:09,339 --> 01:02:12,240 I always give to the one who came to my door. 931 01:02:12,776 --> 01:02:15,745 That's why today I have a palatial house. 932 01:02:16,012 --> 01:02:17,445 Luxury cars. 933 01:02:17,781 --> 01:02:20,045 Business, exotic properties. 934 01:02:20,116 --> 01:02:21,481 But all of these... 935 01:02:22,218 --> 01:02:23,549 But all of these... 936 01:02:24,654 --> 01:02:25,985 Are mortgaged. 937 01:02:28,058 --> 01:02:33,928 I've a bank loan of 10 million pounds which I have to repay. 938 01:02:36,232 --> 01:02:43,570 Now all I have is this club and a few shops outside. 939 01:02:44,441 --> 01:02:45,567 That's it. 940 01:02:46,709 --> 01:02:48,108 That's all I have. 941 01:02:49,479 --> 01:02:52,642 Sir Yograj Khanna is finished. 942 01:02:56,119 --> 01:02:58,246 I've not told Reet about it. 943 01:02:59,289 --> 01:03:00,722 I've only told you. 944 01:03:01,257 --> 01:03:05,250 Now that I've told you, you too leave the job. 945 01:03:05,528 --> 01:03:07,120 Just like the others. 946 01:03:07,197 --> 01:03:08,289 You too leave. 947 01:03:08,398 --> 01:03:11,595 Mr. Khanna, I'm with you. 948 01:03:11,935 --> 01:03:13,994 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 949 01:03:15,738 --> 01:03:17,501 Sage Nutty said the same thing. 950 01:03:17,874 --> 01:03:19,774 Nutty? - Thank you. 951 01:03:19,876 --> 01:03:21,070 God bless you. 952 01:03:23,446 --> 01:03:27,507 Once Suman gets married... 953 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:30,412 ...l'm thinking of taking a loan from Oberoi. 954 01:03:30,487 --> 01:03:33,081 I'll take a loan and pay off all my creditors in the market. 955 01:03:33,823 --> 01:03:36,519 What's 10-20 million pounds for him? 956 01:03:36,593 --> 01:03:40,791 He gives 40-50 billion pounds to poor countries. 957 01:03:40,964 --> 01:03:42,090 He's very generous. 958 01:03:42,198 --> 01:03:43,358 Large heart. 959 01:03:43,433 --> 01:03:44,866 True, he's very generous. 960 01:03:45,835 --> 01:03:51,171 Listen, I have some reserve funds. Okay? 961 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:53,608 You discuss this with Reet. 962 01:03:53,676 --> 01:03:56,167 Redesign this club. Okay? 963 01:03:56,546 --> 01:04:00,642 And if you fall short then pay from your pocket. 964 01:04:01,851 --> 01:04:04,684 Me? - We are family now. 965 01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:10,055 Make an inventory for the rest of the paintings. - Okay. Sure. 966 01:04:10,126 --> 01:04:12,560 Hi, Reet. - Oh. Hi, Prem. 967 01:04:12,629 --> 01:04:13,891 One second, please. 968 01:04:13,963 --> 01:04:16,158 And check with the curator as well. - Yes, ma'am. 969 01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:18,293 Okay. Thank you. That will be all. 970 01:04:18,368 --> 01:04:19,460 Okay, ma'am. 971 01:04:19,869 --> 01:04:23,396 Yes, Prem? - Well, I was just passing by. 972 01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:26,472 I just thought I should drop in and say hi. 973 01:04:27,477 --> 01:04:29,342 Prem, I wish you had called and come. 974 01:04:29,412 --> 01:04:32,779 I've a very busy day today. - No problem. 975 01:04:32,849 --> 01:04:34,214 Okay. 976 01:04:35,351 --> 01:04:40,846 Actually, I wanted to buy a lot of paintings for my New York office. 977 01:04:41,791 --> 01:04:47,957 You know, since childhood Prem has loved art. 978 01:04:48,531 --> 01:04:49,930 That's nice. 979 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,498 So, why don't you look around then? 980 01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:55,769 And I'll be right with you. - Okay. 981 01:05:09,185 --> 01:05:10,584 Wow! What a painting! 982 01:05:10,653 --> 01:05:11,779 Brought a donkey back to life! 983 01:05:12,722 --> 01:05:15,316 This isn't a donkey. This is a horse. 984 01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,552 A horse? 985 01:05:19,896 --> 01:05:22,057 You should avoid keeping paintings of mundane painters. 986 01:05:22,131 --> 01:05:23,996 You never come to know what they paint. 987 01:05:24,067 --> 01:05:26,160 This is a Hussain. 988 01:05:26,236 --> 01:05:28,727 Hussain's famous horse painting. 989 01:05:28,805 --> 01:05:29,931 The 'Wah Taj' guy? 990 01:05:30,406 --> 01:05:31,896 Doesn't he play the Tambula? 991 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:35,203 I'm not talking about Zakir Hussain. 992 01:05:35,478 --> 01:05:38,106 I'm talking about M. F. Hussain. 993 01:05:38,948 --> 01:05:45,581 Of course. I was just joking. - Okay. 994 01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:49,217 Who is this M. F. Hussain? 995 01:05:49,292 --> 01:05:51,419 Reet, this painting is amazing. 996 01:05:52,662 --> 01:05:53,822 Just like you. 997 01:05:54,430 --> 01:05:55,624 Thank you. 998 01:05:55,832 --> 01:05:57,993 Actually, this is one of my favorite paintings. 999 01:05:58,101 --> 01:06:01,093 Yeah? - The style reminds me of Leonardo's work. 1000 01:06:01,537 --> 01:06:05,132 I just love Leonardo! I've seen Titanic 25 times. 1001 01:06:05,508 --> 01:06:06,975 What a love story! 1002 01:06:08,878 --> 01:06:11,108 I'm not talking about Leonardo Di Caprio. 1003 01:06:11,414 --> 01:06:13,882 I'm talking about Leonardo Da Vinci. 1004 01:06:14,484 --> 01:06:16,418 The world famous painter. 1005 01:06:17,453 --> 01:06:19,887 I was just checking you out. - What! 1006 01:06:19,956 --> 01:06:21,514 I mean your knowledge. 1007 01:06:21,758 --> 01:06:24,784 Okay. - Reet. - Hi, Paramveer. 1008 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:26,828 You are bang on time for the meeting. 1009 01:06:26,896 --> 01:06:29,364 I'm used to making an entrance at the right time. 1010 01:06:30,533 --> 01:06:33,161 Hello, Mr. Oberoi. - Hello. 1011 01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:35,462 Shall we go now? - Yes. 1012 01:06:35,905 --> 01:06:38,100 Prem, we have a meeting scheduled with an architect... 1013 01:06:38,174 --> 01:06:39,539 ...to discuss the club designs. 1014 01:06:39,642 --> 01:06:40,973 I've got to go now. 1015 01:06:41,044 --> 01:06:42,978 It was lovely discussing art with you. 1016 01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,877 Bye. Let's go. 1017 01:07:24,387 --> 01:07:26,252 My Gajodhar is here. 1018 01:07:26,723 --> 01:07:28,384 Did things go well with Reet? 1019 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,652 Things are working out well. 1020 01:07:30,026 --> 01:07:31,550 What things are working out? 1021 01:07:31,627 --> 01:07:33,185 You are wasting a lot of time. 1022 01:07:33,262 --> 01:07:36,026 My style is different. - What style do you have? 1023 01:07:36,132 --> 01:07:37,656 If I would've been in your place... 1024 01:07:37,867 --> 01:07:40,358 ...then she would've got pregnant by now. 1025 01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:42,404 You are just giving me a headache. 1026 01:07:43,306 --> 01:07:44,568 Hurry up, do something. 1027 01:07:50,546 --> 01:07:51,979 Happy! 1028 01:07:56,352 --> 01:07:57,979 Learn something from him. 1029 01:08:00,256 --> 01:08:03,225 Hi, handsome. - Hi. 1030 01:08:03,326 --> 01:08:04,725 Do it again. 1031 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:08,959 Wanna dance? 1032 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:13,200 Lovely hands. - Have a look! 1033 01:08:13,269 --> 01:08:14,793 Reet's calling me. 1034 01:08:14,871 --> 01:08:17,066 She's just calling you, it's not like she is here. 1035 01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:19,037 Hi, Prem. - Hi, Reet. 1036 01:08:19,108 --> 01:08:21,872 You wanna come for a drive? - Of course. 1037 01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,542 Okay, bye. 1038 01:08:28,518 --> 01:08:30,611 Yes, yes. Why not! 1039 01:08:31,154 --> 01:08:32,280 Of course. 1040 01:08:32,355 --> 01:08:33,720 Just wait. - I love you. I love you. 1041 01:08:33,790 --> 01:08:36,224 I'll be waiting. - I'll call you soon. 1042 01:08:36,325 --> 01:08:39,522 Oh, you are so sweet. Yeah. Yeah. 1043 01:08:42,298 --> 01:08:44,926 Really? Okay. See you soon. 1044 01:08:45,001 --> 01:08:46,025 Bye. 1045 01:08:46,602 --> 01:08:48,900 Dharam, Reet wants to go for a drive with me. 1046 01:08:49,539 --> 01:08:51,507 You stay here and kill time with the monkey. 1047 01:08:51,808 --> 01:08:52,832 I'll make a move. 1048 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,287 Hi, Reet. - Hi. 1049 01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:10,387 You look great. - Thank you. 1050 01:09:10,493 --> 01:09:12,723 And what about me? 1051 01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:18,196 I wish I could say the same about you. 1052 01:09:19,836 --> 01:09:21,463 Just joking! 1053 01:09:23,906 --> 01:09:25,203 Good. Good joke. 1054 01:09:25,308 --> 01:09:27,469 So, where are we going for a drive? 1055 01:09:27,577 --> 01:09:29,169 Surprise! 1056 01:09:30,813 --> 01:09:33,805 You? - Yes! My phone got conked off. 1057 01:09:33,883 --> 01:09:35,976 That's why I asked Reet to call you. 1058 01:09:36,052 --> 01:09:37,747 Hop in. - Yes. 1059 01:09:41,824 --> 01:09:45,624 Reet, I'm thinking of finding a nice boy for you. 1060 01:09:47,163 --> 01:09:49,529 Someone like him? No thanks. 1061 01:09:49,999 --> 01:09:53,093 Why? What's wrong with Prem? - Yes? 1062 01:09:53,336 --> 01:09:55,930 He's too knowledgeable for me. 1063 01:09:56,005 --> 01:09:58,030 Knowledgeable? - Right, Prem? 1064 01:10:00,409 --> 01:10:02,343 I wonder what kind of a boy you will find. 1065 01:10:03,012 --> 01:10:04,877 Paramveer. - Paramveer? 1066 01:10:04,947 --> 01:10:07,006 Hi, Param. - Hi. 1067 01:10:07,116 --> 01:10:08,879 I've just mailed you some new designs. 1068 01:10:08,951 --> 01:10:10,885 I'm sure you'll like it. Just check it. 1069 01:10:10,953 --> 01:10:13,513 Thank you so much. That's fantastic. 1070 01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:14,988 You're a sweetheart. 1071 01:10:15,591 --> 01:10:18,321 Hey, listen, do you wanna come for a drive? 1072 01:10:19,195 --> 01:10:20,253 Drive? 1073 01:10:20,363 --> 01:10:24,629 Isn't this knowledgeable boy enough for you two beautiful girls? 1074 01:10:25,234 --> 01:10:27,168 Where are you? - He's busy I think. 1075 01:10:27,236 --> 01:10:28,567 Me? I'm in the club. 1076 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:31,297 I'll pick you up in 10 minutes. - Okay. 1077 01:10:31,374 --> 01:10:32,773 I'll see you in the car park. 1078 01:10:33,075 --> 01:10:36,306 Reet. Drive. 1079 01:10:38,381 --> 01:10:39,541 Oh God! 1080 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,519 Hey! 1081 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,514 Bunty Singh is here to teach you a lesson! - Yes! 1082 01:11:15,184 --> 01:11:17,049 You guys are back to get thrashed? 1083 01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:19,714 How did he recognize us? 1084 01:11:20,122 --> 01:11:24,491 I don't know about you but I'm not someone who can be easily forgotten. 1085 01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:26,623 He must've recognized you. He doesn't recognize me. 1086 01:11:26,729 --> 01:11:29,459 Hey! Come here. 1087 01:11:29,632 --> 01:11:31,190 Param, wait. 1088 01:11:31,701 --> 01:11:34,431 Prem, you go ahead. 1089 01:11:35,004 --> 01:11:37,336 Today show them that you are not just knowledgeable... 1090 01:11:37,406 --> 01:11:38,805 ...but strong as well. 1091 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,300 Yeah, Prem. 1092 01:12:06,068 --> 01:12:08,332 Go for it, Prem. You can do it. 1093 01:12:27,023 --> 01:12:28,581 My brother! 1094 01:12:35,131 --> 01:12:41,001 I've brought you here to beat him and not hug him. - Yes. 1095 01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:42,594 You'll have to keep the promise that you made. 1096 01:12:42,705 --> 01:12:46,539 Whether he's a Sikh or Kartar, you'll have to beat him. 1097 01:12:46,609 --> 01:12:49,703 What will I face Dude? I'll be done for. 1098 01:12:49,779 --> 01:12:51,644 And she'll be ruined. - Yes. 1099 01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:54,012 You brought us here to beat our brother? 1100 01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:56,051 Yes. - Brother never hurts anyone. 1101 01:12:56,352 --> 01:12:59,048 You lied to us? You... 1102 01:13:00,489 --> 01:13:02,457 Run! Run! 1103 01:13:04,326 --> 01:13:05,623 That was awesome. 1104 01:13:05,695 --> 01:13:08,255 Param, you are very famous. 1105 01:13:08,364 --> 01:13:09,991 You were just amazing today. 1106 01:13:10,566 --> 01:13:13,399 Prem, can you take a photo of us? - Yeah. 1107 01:13:13,469 --> 01:13:14,766 My camera isn't working. 1108 01:13:15,571 --> 01:13:16,469 I've got a camera. 1109 01:13:16,539 --> 01:13:18,564 Here. Take. 1110 01:13:35,291 --> 01:13:36,588 Gajodhar. 1111 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:39,687 My son... 1112 01:13:39,962 --> 01:13:42,487 Yes, Dharam. Tell me. - Please come here. 1113 01:13:42,565 --> 01:13:44,123 Come here. Come here. 1114 01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:48,233 How was last night's drive with Reet? 1115 01:13:48,304 --> 01:13:50,534 It was amazing! 1116 01:13:50,706 --> 01:13:52,071 We had a candle-light dinner as well. 1117 01:13:52,141 --> 01:13:54,609 The one that involves a candle. - Big one or a small one? 1118 01:13:55,144 --> 01:13:56,509 Size doesn't matter. 1119 01:13:56,579 --> 01:13:57,671 Oh really? 1120 01:13:57,747 --> 01:14:01,012 Then what happened? - Then? We went to a discotheque. 1121 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:04,052 You went to a disco as well. Well done, son. 1122 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,554 You went to a disco as well. Then what happened? 1123 01:14:07,056 --> 01:14:08,114 Then... 1124 01:14:08,457 --> 01:14:10,823 Don't ask me to go on, I'm feeling shy. - Oh. 1125 01:14:12,394 --> 01:14:14,589 I'm feeling ashamed, you shameless being! 1126 01:14:17,266 --> 01:14:18,528 What is this? This! 1127 01:14:24,473 --> 01:14:25,963 I've clicked such nice pictures, haven't I? 1128 01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:28,734 I was impressing Reet with my photography. 1129 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:32,302 Are you here to get married or to create a wedding album? 1130 01:14:33,382 --> 01:14:36,317 Look, Dharam, don't go by the photo. 1131 01:14:36,452 --> 01:14:38,477 Paramveer was just passing by that place. 1132 01:14:38,554 --> 01:14:41,489 And Suman too? 1133 01:14:41,590 --> 01:14:42,852 Exactly. 1134 01:14:42,925 --> 01:14:45,951 Gajodhar, you'll just keep watching... 1135 01:14:46,061 --> 01:14:48,962 ...and Paramveer will take the girl away from right under your eyes. 1136 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,734 Am I not looking handsome in those photos? 1137 01:14:56,772 --> 01:14:58,865 After all whose son am I? 1138 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,304 What are you doing here? 1139 01:15:02,278 --> 01:15:04,473 I was just passing by and I thought... 1140 01:15:04,547 --> 01:15:05,912 ...I should ask how you guys are doing. 1141 01:15:05,981 --> 01:15:08,677 You are so concerned about us. 1142 01:15:09,652 --> 01:15:11,051 Don't worry. 1143 01:15:11,453 --> 01:15:14,854 We are going to get Khanna's all wealth. 1144 01:15:17,092 --> 01:15:20,027 Khanna, because of whose money you guys have come here... 1145 01:15:20,930 --> 01:15:23,091 ...that poor guy is in a lot of debt. 1146 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,695 Heard him, Gajodhar. 1147 01:15:27,403 --> 01:15:29,894 Khanna is in a lot of debt. 1148 01:15:30,973 --> 01:15:33,237 You are in love with his daughter. 1149 01:15:33,609 --> 01:15:35,600 That's why he is in a lot of debt. 1150 01:15:36,111 --> 01:15:37,840 We won't be fooled by what you say. 1151 01:15:37,913 --> 01:15:41,576 Gajodhar, Suman loves you a lot. 1152 01:15:42,251 --> 01:15:44,014 Never betray her. 1153 01:15:44,687 --> 01:15:46,746 You'll never find a girl better than her. 1154 01:15:46,822 --> 01:15:47,914 He will. 1155 01:15:49,024 --> 01:15:50,548 He'll get her at any cost. 1156 01:15:50,993 --> 01:15:54,690 And her name is Reet. 1157 01:15:58,234 --> 01:16:00,464 He can't have Reet even in his dreams. 1158 01:16:00,803 --> 01:16:03,271 He will get married to Suman. 1159 01:16:03,839 --> 01:16:08,071 And yes, even Sage Nutty wouldn't be able to save you. 1160 01:16:09,979 --> 01:16:12,470 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1161 01:16:12,681 --> 01:16:14,615 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1162 01:16:14,683 --> 01:16:16,412 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1163 01:16:16,619 --> 01:16:18,109 He is challenging us. 1164 01:16:20,222 --> 01:16:21,780 Don't worry. 1165 01:16:22,992 --> 01:16:25,187 Whether or not you get Reet, 1166 01:16:25,594 --> 01:16:28,495 ...but your brother will surely get her. - Paramveer? 1167 01:16:59,995 --> 01:17:01,189 Hello. 1168 01:17:01,530 --> 01:17:03,191 Yokozuna speaking. 1169 01:17:03,599 --> 01:17:05,191 Yes, Bunty. 1170 01:17:05,901 --> 01:17:07,300 Yes, full team. 1171 01:17:07,603 --> 01:17:09,969 Okay. Love to Babli. 1172 01:17:17,179 --> 01:17:21,115 Mr. Oberoi, what important thing did you want to discuss? 1173 01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:25,515 It's important as well as not so important. 1174 01:17:25,621 --> 01:17:30,081 I feel like telling you about it today. - Please. 1175 01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:33,151 Actually, I have two sons. 1176 01:17:34,596 --> 01:17:38,657 Prem has a twin. 1177 01:17:39,601 --> 01:17:42,161 Twins? - Twins?! 1178 01:17:42,237 --> 01:17:46,901 Yeah. Twins. - How? 1179 01:17:47,176 --> 01:17:48,939 He just came to London. 1180 01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,836 I thought I should introduce him to you. 1181 01:17:50,913 --> 01:17:52,778 Sure. Why didn't you tell me about this any sooner? 1182 01:17:52,848 --> 01:17:55,476 Everything needs to be done at the right time. 1183 01:17:55,584 --> 01:17:57,415 You are right. 1184 01:17:57,987 --> 01:18:01,889 Prem's twin will be interesting like Prem. 1185 01:18:02,524 --> 01:18:04,014 They are coming together, right? 1186 01:18:04,526 --> 01:18:08,485 That's the problem, Mr. Paramveer. 1187 01:18:08,597 --> 01:18:11,691 Oh. - They hate each other. 1188 01:18:12,134 --> 01:18:13,761 They don't get along at all. 1189 01:18:14,403 --> 01:18:16,337 One doesn't stay where the other is. 1190 01:18:17,006 --> 01:18:20,533 Prem is a very good businessman... 1191 01:18:20,943 --> 01:18:23,673 ...whereas he is a very good painter. 1192 01:18:23,779 --> 01:18:25,508 Oh. Painter! 1193 01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:27,572 Oh, he's a genius. 1194 01:18:27,649 --> 01:18:30,880 I'd love to meet him. - Me too. 1195 01:19:00,449 --> 01:19:02,144 Mr. Hussain's mare. 1196 01:19:02,484 --> 01:19:04,975 Doesn't stop following me. 1197 01:19:06,622 --> 01:19:07,680 Gaja Gamini. 1198 01:19:16,432 --> 01:19:18,229 Doesn't it look as if Prem has come here... 1199 01:19:18,534 --> 01:19:20,297 ...wearing fake moustache and glasses? 1200 01:19:20,736 --> 01:19:23,227 Param, they are identical twins. 1201 01:19:24,473 --> 01:19:26,441 Then why did he need a moustache? 1202 01:19:27,076 --> 01:19:32,912 Param, now do you understand Oberoi, Oberoi... 1203 01:19:35,317 --> 01:19:36,807 And Oberoi. 1204 01:19:39,188 --> 01:19:40,849 Son, what is your name? 1205 01:19:41,156 --> 01:19:42,987 Q. - Why? 1206 01:19:43,659 --> 01:19:45,684 Because I want to know your name. 1207 01:19:45,994 --> 01:19:48,394 Because his name is Q. 1208 01:19:48,997 --> 01:19:52,125 P Q R S T... - Q. 1209 01:19:52,768 --> 01:19:55,760 Oh. - Very unique name. 1210 01:19:55,838 --> 01:19:59,740 I didn't want anyone to guess my caste, religion... 1211 01:20:00,075 --> 01:20:01,474 ...or my country by my name. 1212 01:20:01,777 --> 01:20:05,338 Right. - I'm human and they should consider me a human. 1213 01:20:06,849 --> 01:20:09,716 As soon as I saw you I understood... 1214 01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:14,448 ...that you have genius bacteria inside you. 1215 01:20:18,427 --> 01:20:21,624 Mr. Genius, how many minutes apart... 1216 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:22,959 ...were you and your brother born? 1217 01:20:23,298 --> 01:20:25,129 Two. Two minutes. 1218 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:26,958 Oh. Two minutes. 1219 01:20:27,035 --> 01:20:31,028 He was born. I made Maggi and Prem was born. 1220 01:20:31,874 --> 01:20:33,239 Grand entry. 1221 01:20:33,976 --> 01:20:37,241 Q, what type of a painter are you? 1222 01:20:38,113 --> 01:20:39,444 'Dabang' type. 1223 01:20:39,915 --> 01:20:41,143 'Dabang' type? 1224 01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:43,612 Fearless. - Fearless. 1225 01:20:44,086 --> 01:20:47,283 The things renowned painters fear painting... 1226 01:20:47,356 --> 01:20:49,483 Is what Q makes. 1227 01:20:49,591 --> 01:20:52,059 Oh really? - Oh. 1228 01:20:52,127 --> 01:20:55,255 So, Q, what kind of a brush do you use? 1229 01:20:55,464 --> 01:20:57,864 Ajanta. - Toothbrush?! 1230 01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,760 Toothbrush! 1231 01:20:59,835 --> 01:21:02,827 He uses toothbrush, hairbrush, shoe brush... 1232 01:21:02,905 --> 01:21:04,497 He uses all types of brushes. 1233 01:21:04,573 --> 01:21:07,872 But he doesn't use painting brush. 1234 01:21:07,943 --> 01:21:10,468 That's why... - That's why I wanted. 1235 01:21:10,546 --> 01:21:14,414 Yeah. - If you were so wanted then where were you hiding? 1236 01:21:15,651 --> 01:21:19,781 It's no secret, I'm in the clouds, the rain... 1237 01:21:20,556 --> 01:21:21,853 I'm in a scorpion. 1238 01:21:22,157 --> 01:21:27,993 I'm a soldier who is close to everyone's heart. 1239 01:21:29,598 --> 01:21:32,658 You shouldn't fool around like a stranger... 1240 01:21:33,268 --> 01:21:37,898 ...you are a dear one and dear ones are always very dear. 1241 01:21:38,941 --> 01:21:41,375 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 1242 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:43,673 Oh yeah. That too. - Huh? 1243 01:21:43,745 --> 01:21:47,078 Q, I've always admired crazy painters. 1244 01:21:47,182 --> 01:21:49,514 What do you have to say about Dali? 1245 01:21:54,056 --> 01:21:56,217 Yeah! - Dali, Dali... 1246 01:21:56,425 --> 01:22:01,522 Each branch, each leave, each plant knows how I am. 1247 01:22:02,698 --> 01:22:04,222 You are so funny. 1248 01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:06,995 Mr. Q, I've got one more question. 1249 01:22:07,102 --> 01:22:10,094 Excuse me. Where's the washroom? 1250 01:22:10,505 --> 01:22:12,063 That way. - Thank you. 1251 01:22:12,641 --> 01:22:13,733 Please take care of this. 1252 01:22:13,842 --> 01:22:16,072 Okay. - Please don't mind. 1253 01:22:16,178 --> 01:22:19,739 Even geniuses go to the toilet. - Oh yeah. 1254 01:22:20,949 --> 01:22:23,816 Param, he's quite an interesting guy. 1255 01:22:24,119 --> 01:22:25,746 Yeah, very interesting. 1256 01:22:26,154 --> 01:22:27,621 Interesting family. 1257 01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:30,515 What mess have I got myself into by becoming a painter? 1258 01:22:31,226 --> 01:22:34,627 Picasso. Van Gogh... 1259 01:22:38,233 --> 01:22:39,564 Dali... 1260 01:22:41,136 --> 01:22:42,831 Dali was a painter? 1261 01:22:44,239 --> 01:22:45,365 Why did you! 1262 01:22:45,907 --> 01:22:47,067 Dali... - Prem? 1263 01:22:47,142 --> 01:22:48,609 Yes? 1264 01:22:48,710 --> 01:22:50,575 Why are you roaming around with a moustache and glasses? 1265 01:22:51,513 --> 01:22:53,003 Are you going for a fancy dress competition? 1266 01:22:53,115 --> 01:22:54,412 No. - Take them off. They don't look good on you. 1267 01:22:54,516 --> 01:22:56,074 No! No! No! - Prem! Prem! 1268 01:22:56,151 --> 01:22:58,881 No! - Prem! Prem, listen! 1269 01:22:58,954 --> 01:23:01,718 No! No! - Prem, listen to me! 1270 01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:04,020 Prem! - No! - Prem! 1271 01:23:04,092 --> 01:23:06,026 Prem! Prem! 1272 01:23:06,094 --> 01:23:07,391 Prem! 1273 01:23:07,796 --> 01:23:09,229 Listen to me! Suman! Listen to me! - Prem, what is this craziness? 1274 01:23:09,298 --> 01:23:10,925 Take them out! They don't look good on you! 1275 01:23:10,999 --> 01:23:12,296 No! No! No! - What is she doing? - Prem! 1276 01:23:12,367 --> 01:23:13,629 No! - What are you doing, Suman? - Prem! 1277 01:23:13,735 --> 01:23:16,829 Suman, he is not Prem. - No! 1278 01:23:17,673 --> 01:23:20,301 Then who is he? - He is Q. 1279 01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:23,443 He is Q? - Yes. - His name is Q. 1280 01:23:23,512 --> 01:23:25,377 He's Prem's twin brother. 1281 01:23:27,482 --> 01:23:29,882 Q. - I'm sorry Mr. Q. 1282 01:23:30,519 --> 01:23:32,146 But why such moustaches? 1283 01:23:33,488 --> 01:23:36,048 My Prem looks so handsome without a moustache. 1284 01:23:36,124 --> 01:23:39,218 Suman, both my sons are very handsome. 1285 01:23:39,861 --> 01:23:42,955 He keeps a moustache so that I too know... 1286 01:23:43,031 --> 01:23:45,795 ...who is Q and who is not Q. 1287 01:23:45,867 --> 01:23:48,199 Hence I've been drawing a moustache... 1288 01:23:48,503 --> 01:23:49,527 ...on my face since childhood. 1289 01:23:49,638 --> 01:23:52,402 And hence then I have gotten into the habit of painting. 1290 01:23:52,474 --> 01:23:54,999 Oh. - That's why. - Funny. 1291 01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:58,204 Mr. Q, I'm sure your painting... 1292 01:23:58,513 --> 01:24:02,574 ...will be just as unique as your name. - Yeah. 1293 01:24:03,752 --> 01:24:07,711 Why not? - Yeah. - Yeah, I'd love to see your paintings. 1294 01:24:07,789 --> 01:24:09,552 You would? - Yes. 1295 01:24:10,192 --> 01:24:12,023 She would. She would... 1296 01:24:12,094 --> 01:24:13,823 She would! 1297 01:24:37,119 --> 01:24:38,108 Check. 1298 01:24:39,354 --> 01:24:42,812 Gajodhar, you have been painting since 5 hours. 1299 01:24:42,891 --> 01:24:44,119 Will you take 5 days to make it? 1300 01:24:44,893 --> 01:24:46,485 I'm giving the final touches. 1301 01:24:47,062 --> 01:24:49,053 I'm giving the final touches. 1302 01:24:50,599 --> 01:24:53,090 Hey, where's my queen? 1303 01:24:55,704 --> 01:24:57,069 Why are you behaving like this? 1304 01:24:57,172 --> 01:24:58,366 Where's my queen? 1305 01:25:08,884 --> 01:25:10,181 Yes! 1306 01:25:10,786 --> 01:25:11,912 Look at this! 1307 01:25:12,621 --> 01:25:15,749 My masterpiece. - What a masterpiece. 1308 01:25:17,592 --> 01:25:20,561 Yeah! - What is this? What is it! Stop clapping. 1309 01:25:20,629 --> 01:25:21,755 Stop it! 1310 01:25:22,898 --> 01:25:24,365 What have you made? 1311 01:25:26,201 --> 01:25:27,691 I'd got a ten on ten for this in school. 1312 01:25:27,803 --> 01:25:29,395 Reet isn't in school. 1313 01:25:29,471 --> 01:25:31,268 She'll start running as soon as she sees it. 1314 01:25:34,976 --> 01:25:39,345 I've heard that world's every genius painter... 1315 01:25:39,414 --> 01:25:42,542 ...drinks and makes a masterpiece. 1316 01:25:42,617 --> 01:25:45,643 Gajodhar, you too should drink today. 1317 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,280 Drink as much as you want, my son. 1318 01:25:48,390 --> 01:25:52,986 Perhaps, you might get a masterpiece idea. 1319 01:25:54,830 --> 01:26:00,097 Gajodhar, did you get any idea. 1320 01:26:00,836 --> 01:26:04,499 Everything is swimming. - Swimming? 1321 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:07,206 It's slowly swimming... 1322 01:27:14,876 --> 01:27:18,471 Oh God, this hangover! 1323 01:27:18,713 --> 01:27:21,113 Alcohol ruins the next morning. 1324 01:27:24,152 --> 01:27:25,176 Huh! 1325 01:27:25,921 --> 01:27:27,218 This... 1326 01:27:28,723 --> 01:27:30,384 Gajodhar... - Yes? 1327 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,518 Who... who has created this mess? 1328 01:27:34,496 --> 01:27:35,929 I don't know. 1329 01:27:36,298 --> 01:27:38,926 And... and that painting? 1330 01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:40,759 Did you make it? 1331 01:27:41,703 --> 01:27:44,171 How can I make such a bad painting? 1332 01:27:44,539 --> 01:27:46,097 Where is that scoundrel? Where's Happy? 1333 01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:50,375 Look, Happy has become colorful. 1334 01:27:52,781 --> 01:27:54,646 Bloody drunkard. 1335 01:27:54,883 --> 01:27:56,748 He's become Technicolor. 1336 01:27:57,085 --> 01:27:58,211 He's behind all this. 1337 01:27:59,054 --> 01:28:02,046 Before anyone sees this painting let's throw it out. 1338 01:28:02,157 --> 01:28:03,886 Otherwise, both of us will get deported. 1339 01:28:13,101 --> 01:28:14,329 Just a minute. 1340 01:28:52,707 --> 01:28:57,007 Dharam, she is crying. - The painting is such. 1341 01:28:59,047 --> 01:29:01,072 Mark! Spencer! 1342 01:29:27,142 --> 01:29:28,234 Wow! 1343 01:29:28,810 --> 01:29:31,278 You are the next Picasso. 1344 01:29:32,113 --> 01:29:35,276 It's amazing. I love it. 1345 01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:38,613 You like it so much? - Yes. 1346 01:29:39,487 --> 01:29:43,355 Consider it a gift from me for your art gallery. 1347 01:29:44,592 --> 01:29:46,787 Thank you so much, Q. 1348 01:29:49,698 --> 01:29:50,960 Yes! 1349 01:29:55,136 --> 01:29:58,071 Param, come here. I want to show you something. 1350 01:29:58,339 --> 01:29:59,397 Yeah. 1351 01:30:01,676 --> 01:30:03,143 You okay? - Yeah. 1352 01:30:03,611 --> 01:30:05,636 Take a look at Q's painting. 1353 01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:34,499 It touches the soul. 1354 01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:39,575 Handkerchief. 1355 01:30:44,753 --> 01:30:47,551 You can see that Q's miraculous painting... 1356 01:30:47,622 --> 01:30:49,749 ...is making the world shed tears. 1357 01:30:49,824 --> 01:30:51,155 How are you feeling? 1358 01:30:58,066 --> 01:31:01,263 This painting reflects the metaphysical pain... 1359 01:31:01,369 --> 01:31:03,269 ...of the inner turmoil of the painter. 1360 01:31:03,371 --> 01:31:04,998 No, no. I believe this painting shows... 1361 01:31:05,106 --> 01:31:07,666 ...the inherent desire of the artist to be one with the universe. 1362 01:31:07,776 --> 01:31:10,973 Hey! - Q! Q! I love you! 1363 01:31:11,079 --> 01:31:14,207 He's a true artist in the true sense of the word. 1364 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:41,201 Every day whether or not... 1365 01:31:41,309 --> 01:31:43,971 It's not what you see that is art. 1366 01:31:44,045 --> 01:31:47,242 Art is the gap, you know what I mean? 1367 01:31:47,315 --> 01:31:51,479 I mean your paintings are post colonial, post... 1368 01:31:55,824 --> 01:31:59,453 Shut up! Dude wants this painting. 1369 01:31:59,527 --> 01:32:02,963 Dude wants this painting. Mom! 1370 01:32:03,631 --> 01:32:05,428 How do you like the world to remember you? 1371 01:32:07,836 --> 01:32:08,962 There was once a great painter. 1372 01:32:09,037 --> 01:32:10,868 What inspires you to do your painting? 1373 01:32:12,807 --> 01:32:15,105 Sorry. No more questions. - Hey Q! 1374 01:32:28,656 --> 01:32:31,284 Come on, Prem! Answer the goddamn phone! 1375 01:32:31,359 --> 01:32:36,558 Today, I'm ready to face any mountains! 1376 01:32:36,631 --> 01:32:42,092 You called me, and here I am. 1377 01:32:42,170 --> 01:32:44,263 I would've killed you if you wouldn't have come here. 1378 01:32:44,339 --> 01:32:45,772 You would've killed me? 1379 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:47,398 You would've killed me? 1380 01:32:48,243 --> 01:32:49,574 Mr. Khanna, the nightclub is ready. 1381 01:32:49,677 --> 01:32:51,201 And this is the promotional plan. 1382 01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:54,339 Billboard, internet, TV and everything. - No! No! No! 1383 01:32:54,415 --> 01:32:56,576 This is very expensive! 1384 01:32:56,684 --> 01:32:58,447 It's going to be very expensive. 1385 01:32:58,553 --> 01:33:01,522 I've taken care of it. I've made the arrangements. 1386 01:33:02,657 --> 01:33:04,648 Param, just think... - What? 1387 01:33:05,059 --> 01:33:07,960 A queue of youngsters outside the nightclub. 1388 01:33:08,029 --> 01:33:10,520 A queue of oldies. A queue of beautiful foreigners. 1389 01:33:10,798 --> 01:33:11,856 A queue of dark-skinned people. 1390 01:33:11,933 --> 01:33:14,925 A queue of fans. A queue of media. 1391 01:33:15,270 --> 01:33:17,500 Queues everywhere. 1392 01:33:17,572 --> 01:33:20,268 Historical queue. - That's very good. 1393 01:33:20,341 --> 01:33:22,138 And what if all this happens for free? 1394 01:33:22,410 --> 01:33:24,071 But why will this happen for free? 1395 01:33:24,612 --> 01:33:29,914 We'll make Q the chief guest for our nightclub's opening. 1396 01:33:30,351 --> 01:33:33,684 Q? - But why will Q do it? 1397 01:33:33,755 --> 01:33:36,383 Because he's just like family now. 1398 01:33:36,491 --> 01:33:39,016 You don't worry. - That's my worry. 1399 01:33:39,861 --> 01:33:46,061 Param, my boy, it looks like Q has been sent from top for us. 1400 01:33:50,605 --> 01:33:51,537 Who is that?! 1401 01:33:52,006 --> 01:33:53,132 Hey, Prem! 1402 01:33:53,241 --> 01:33:54,868 How come you are here? - Prem! 1403 01:33:54,943 --> 01:33:56,934 Prem, are you alright? - What happened, Suman? 1404 01:33:57,211 --> 01:33:59,645 Nothing, we were playing the 'Ek Tha Tiger' game. 1405 01:34:02,617 --> 01:34:04,517 She means like in the movie Tiger goes... 1406 01:34:04,619 --> 01:34:06,985 ...to meet his beloved by climbing a pipe... 1407 01:34:07,689 --> 01:34:08,747 I too did that. 1408 01:34:09,624 --> 01:34:12,252 But for this Tiger this pipe is very weak. 1409 01:34:12,327 --> 01:34:15,763 Please change it and save the Tiger. 1410 01:34:16,130 --> 01:34:18,428 Anyway, there are hardly any Tigers left in this world. 1411 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:20,160 Good night. 1412 01:34:20,234 --> 01:34:21,565 Good night. - Good night. 1413 01:34:22,203 --> 01:34:26,401 Param, he had handed me a university's degree. 1414 01:34:26,474 --> 01:34:28,032 Don't worry, Mr. Khanna. 1415 01:34:28,509 --> 01:34:31,774 After marriage even the best Tigers become pet cats. 1416 01:34:35,783 --> 01:34:36,772 You're right. 1417 01:34:36,851 --> 01:34:39,149 So, Mr. Khanna, what's the good news? 1418 01:34:39,454 --> 01:34:42,548 I've fixed the wedding date, it's after 10 days. 1419 01:34:42,657 --> 01:34:43,851 My wedding? 1420 01:34:44,292 --> 01:34:45,850 Where's the bride? 1421 01:34:47,662 --> 01:34:50,927 You'll find a bride as well but you'll have to contact my boy Param. 1422 01:34:51,032 --> 01:34:52,465 He can arrange anything for you. 1423 01:34:52,567 --> 01:34:53,864 We will find a bride for you later. 1424 01:34:53,935 --> 01:34:58,531 But for now, Mr. Khanna is talking about Suman and Prem's wedding. 1425 01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:00,307 Here, have some sweets. 1426 01:35:03,344 --> 01:35:05,005 Aren't you happy? 1427 01:35:05,613 --> 01:35:07,808 I am happy. Why won't I be happy? 1428 01:35:08,182 --> 01:35:10,275 But what's the hurry? 1429 01:35:10,485 --> 01:35:12,851 It's your son who is in a hurry. 1430 01:35:13,388 --> 01:35:14,753 Am I right, Mr. Groom? 1431 01:35:15,289 --> 01:35:20,090 For how long will the poor guy play 'Ek Tha Tiger' late in the nights? 1432 01:35:22,663 --> 01:35:25,723 What was the need to play 'Ek Tha Tiger' with Suman? 1433 01:35:26,134 --> 01:35:29,001 I was tired of saying intelligent things with that moustache on. 1434 01:35:29,303 --> 01:35:31,533 For some time I wanted to be what I am. 1435 01:35:31,606 --> 01:35:34,473 People risk their life when they are about to do something big. 1436 01:35:34,542 --> 01:35:37,067 And you are tired of saying intelligent things! 1437 01:35:37,311 --> 01:35:38,938 Happy, reason it with him. 1438 01:35:39,013 --> 01:35:40,105 Hey! 1439 01:35:40,214 --> 01:35:41,943 What's wrong with him? - Happy? 1440 01:35:45,286 --> 01:35:47,846 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1441 01:35:47,955 --> 01:35:50,719 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1442 01:35:51,292 --> 01:35:54,489 Fly away, oh pigeon! 1443 01:35:54,562 --> 01:35:58,498 Now what is this? - Suman has sent me a love letter. 1444 01:35:58,566 --> 01:35:59,863 Through this pigeon? 1445 01:35:59,934 --> 01:36:03,529 Just a minute. 1446 01:36:03,604 --> 01:36:06,095 Hey, stop your movie style drama. 1447 01:36:08,776 --> 01:36:11,540 Don't disturb me. - Stop it! 1448 01:36:13,347 --> 01:36:14,905 You always keep bossing around me! 1449 01:36:15,183 --> 01:36:16,810 Why don't you do something about that Paramveer... 1450 01:36:17,085 --> 01:36:18,518 ...who is messing up everything? 1451 01:36:20,988 --> 01:36:22,114 Now, don't disturb me. 1452 01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:28,123 Paramveer. 1453 01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:35,633 Hello. Hi. Bunty Hiroshima. 1454 01:36:35,736 --> 01:36:38,603 And Babli Nagasaki reporting, Dude-G. 1455 01:36:38,673 --> 01:36:40,698 What is the report? 1456 01:36:40,775 --> 01:36:44,370 Plan bombed. 1457 01:36:47,115 --> 01:36:48,241 What do you mean? 1458 01:36:48,316 --> 01:36:52,514 There were so many Sumos that the plane couldn't take off. 1459 01:36:58,459 --> 01:36:59,483 Yes! - Yes. 1460 01:36:59,594 --> 01:37:00,561 Yes! - Yes. 1461 01:37:00,628 --> 01:37:02,255 Yes! - Yes. 1462 01:37:08,936 --> 01:37:11,097 But you don't worry, Dude-G. 1463 01:37:11,472 --> 01:37:14,032 They are coming in a big Titanic like ship. - Yes. 1464 01:37:14,108 --> 01:37:15,871 Titanic! - Yes. 1465 01:37:15,977 --> 01:37:17,205 The one that sank. - Yes. 1466 01:37:17,311 --> 01:37:20,109 That means even this one will sink. - Yes. No! 1467 01:37:20,381 --> 01:37:21,405 Do one thing. 1468 01:37:21,649 --> 01:37:26,712 Call Bruce Lee's grandson Dead Lee in Mainland China... 1469 01:37:26,787 --> 01:37:28,414 Yes? - Yes. 1470 01:37:40,635 --> 01:37:42,296 Param, we did it. 1471 01:37:42,370 --> 01:37:44,964 The place looks absolutely amazing. 1472 01:37:45,473 --> 01:37:47,031 Thank you so much. 1473 01:37:47,875 --> 01:37:49,900 I couldn't have done it without you. 1474 01:37:50,344 --> 01:37:52,039 You're a sweetheart. 1475 01:38:04,025 --> 01:38:05,390 What was that? 1476 01:38:05,893 --> 01:38:09,420 Actually, I want to say something. 1477 01:38:09,931 --> 01:38:12,729 I, too, am in a mood to listen. 1478 01:38:13,201 --> 01:38:15,192 I... - Yeah? 1479 01:38:16,237 --> 01:38:19,001 Oh God. - Just say it. 1480 01:38:21,409 --> 01:38:24,503 Reet... - Hi, uncle. 1481 01:38:25,513 --> 01:38:27,674 Don't worry about that. Just tell me. 1482 01:38:27,982 --> 01:38:30,041 What do you want to tell me? - I... 1483 01:38:30,284 --> 01:38:31,649 Go on... 1484 01:38:32,053 --> 01:38:35,352 Reet, dear... - Yes. 1485 01:38:35,423 --> 01:38:36,890 Come. Come here. 1486 01:38:38,492 --> 01:38:41,052 I'm sorry. I'll be right back. 1487 01:38:44,832 --> 01:38:48,427 Reet, darling, I feel like drinking and dancing today. 1488 01:38:49,003 --> 01:38:51,904 Paramveer and you have made such a colorful club. 1489 01:38:52,006 --> 01:38:54,167 And both of you look so dull. 1490 01:38:54,275 --> 01:38:55,469 You should celebrate it. 1491 01:38:55,543 --> 01:38:57,033 You should have drinks in your hand. 1492 01:38:57,111 --> 01:38:59,306 Enjoy with him. Cheers. 1493 01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:03,477 It goes in and true feelings come out. - Sorry? 1494 01:39:03,718 --> 01:39:05,515 I was talking to my drink. 1495 01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:07,378 Oh. - Cheers. 1496 01:39:10,524 --> 01:39:12,492 One bottle of scotch, please. 1497 01:39:13,561 --> 01:39:15,290 Cheers. Cheers. 1498 01:39:18,232 --> 01:39:20,462 I don't drink. - Drink it. 1499 01:39:20,735 --> 01:39:24,296 You'll easily be able to say what's in your heart. 1500 01:39:24,405 --> 01:39:26,896 You are right. 1501 01:39:33,281 --> 01:39:34,407 Tell me. 1502 01:39:36,350 --> 01:39:38,079 I think I need one more. 1503 01:39:57,371 --> 01:40:01,637 Hey! Q has come! Everybody get ready now! Everybody! 1504 01:40:01,709 --> 01:40:02,869 Reet! Q has come! 1505 01:40:02,943 --> 01:40:04,467 What are you doing here? Come on! 1506 01:40:04,545 --> 01:40:06,410 Let's go there! Come on! Everybody! 1507 01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:09,608 Everybody! Q has come! Hurry up, babies. Come on. 1508 01:40:21,228 --> 01:40:23,389 Hey Q! 1509 01:40:47,455 --> 01:40:49,650 Be the water in my drink. 1510 01:40:49,757 --> 01:40:52,055 Be the story of my heart. 1511 01:40:52,159 --> 01:40:53,751 Be my queen. 1512 01:40:53,861 --> 01:40:55,988 Be mine! Be mine! 1513 01:40:56,063 --> 01:40:58,623 Be the water in my drink. 1514 01:40:58,699 --> 01:41:00,792 Be the story of my heart. 1515 01:41:01,068 --> 01:41:02,660 Be my queen. 1516 01:41:02,737 --> 01:41:04,967 Be mine! Be mine! 1517 01:41:05,239 --> 01:41:07,673 I have my own ways! 1518 01:41:07,742 --> 01:41:09,710 Being rustic in UK! 1519 01:41:09,777 --> 01:41:13,543 I make our own rules! 1520 01:41:13,647 --> 01:41:14,841 They cheat... 1521 01:41:14,949 --> 01:41:15,973 They bluff... 1522 01:41:16,050 --> 01:41:18,211 They swindle the whole world! 1523 01:41:18,319 --> 01:41:20,412 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1524 01:41:20,521 --> 01:41:22,648 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1525 01:41:22,723 --> 01:41:24,850 They cheat... They cheat... 1526 01:41:24,959 --> 01:41:27,189 They swindle the whole world! 1527 01:41:27,428 --> 01:41:29,259 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1528 01:41:29,330 --> 01:41:32,231 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1529 01:41:49,450 --> 01:41:54,080 I look into their eyes and steal their hearts! 1530 01:41:54,155 --> 01:41:58,990 Girls of UK are crazy about me! 1531 01:42:02,730 --> 01:42:04,994 Temper... - We are hot tempered. 1532 01:42:05,065 --> 01:42:07,090 This world... - It's very confused. 1533 01:42:07,201 --> 01:42:09,260 Painting! - It's making news! 1534 01:42:09,370 --> 01:42:11,804 Beautiful! 1535 01:42:11,939 --> 01:42:14,169 I have my own ways! 1536 01:42:14,241 --> 01:42:16,539 Being rustic in UK! 1537 01:42:16,644 --> 01:42:19,078 I make our own rules! 1538 01:42:20,214 --> 01:42:21,476 They cheat... 1539 01:42:21,582 --> 01:42:22,640 They cheat... 1540 01:42:22,716 --> 01:42:24,877 They swindle the whole world! 1541 01:42:24,952 --> 01:42:27,079 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1542 01:42:27,154 --> 01:42:29,247 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1543 01:42:29,356 --> 01:42:31,415 They cheat... They cheat... 1544 01:42:31,492 --> 01:42:33,756 They swindle the whole world! 1545 01:42:33,861 --> 01:42:35,954 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1546 01:42:36,030 --> 01:42:38,294 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1547 01:42:38,399 --> 01:42:40,128 The one who dances in the club. 1548 01:42:40,234 --> 01:42:42,134 She looks good in a club. 1549 01:42:42,470 --> 01:42:45,030 I'm crazy about her. Someone call her here. 1550 01:42:45,105 --> 01:42:47,130 I'm drunk. Don't make me drink anymore. 1551 01:42:47,208 --> 01:42:51,042 Her blue eyes, mesmerize me! 1552 01:42:51,645 --> 01:42:53,806 I want to dance with her! Call that beautiful girl here! 1553 01:42:53,881 --> 01:42:56,213 I'm drunk. Don't make me drink anymore. 1554 01:42:56,317 --> 01:43:00,754 On the table I keep buckets of liquor. 1555 01:43:00,821 --> 01:43:05,485 At night I party with my friends. 1556 01:43:09,396 --> 01:43:11,557 Different, I am very. 1557 01:43:11,632 --> 01:43:13,793 Party, I'm its life. 1558 01:43:13,868 --> 01:43:15,995 Talent, I have unlimited. 1559 01:43:16,103 --> 01:43:18,230 Beautiful! 1560 01:43:18,606 --> 01:43:20,870 I have my own ways! 1561 01:43:20,941 --> 01:43:23,205 Being rustic in UK! 1562 01:43:23,310 --> 01:43:26,871 I make our own rules! 1563 01:43:26,947 --> 01:43:28,141 They cheat... 1564 01:43:28,249 --> 01:43:29,341 They bluff... 1565 01:43:29,450 --> 01:43:31,543 They swindle the whole world! 1566 01:43:31,619 --> 01:43:33,746 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1567 01:43:33,821 --> 01:43:35,982 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1568 01:43:36,056 --> 01:43:38,217 They cheat... They bluff... 1569 01:43:38,325 --> 01:43:40,486 They swindle the whole world! 1570 01:43:40,594 --> 01:43:42,653 Nutty Jat... Nutty Jat... 1571 01:43:42,730 --> 01:43:44,960 Nutty, Looney, Crazy Jat! 1572 01:43:47,234 --> 01:43:48,599 She dances! 1573 01:43:48,702 --> 01:43:49,726 She dances! 1574 01:43:49,803 --> 01:43:51,532 She dances! 1575 01:43:51,605 --> 01:43:53,766 She dances! 1576 01:43:53,874 --> 01:43:56,035 Her blue eyes... 1577 01:43:56,110 --> 01:43:58,442 She dances! 1578 01:43:58,546 --> 01:44:00,104 I'm drunk! 1579 01:44:00,514 --> 01:44:03,608 She dances! 1580 01:44:07,721 --> 01:44:11,122 Gentle ladies and gentlemen. 1581 01:44:12,293 --> 01:44:16,662 When a Jat's full tight (drunk), he's full right. 1582 01:44:20,768 --> 01:44:22,258 Q... 1583 01:44:22,970 --> 01:44:28,738 A huge round of applause for our chief guest. 1584 01:44:33,113 --> 01:44:34,978 Q look a like... 1585 01:44:35,449 --> 01:44:39,579 Can you tell me, what is Q famous for? 1586 01:44:39,687 --> 01:44:40,813 Painting. 1587 01:44:41,722 --> 01:44:44,020 Wrong answer. 1588 01:44:44,091 --> 01:44:45,854 Q look-alike 2... 1589 01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,452 Can you tell me why Q is famous? 1590 01:44:50,431 --> 01:44:52,865 Hint. Hint. Hint. 1591 01:44:54,168 --> 01:44:55,795 His moustache. 1592 01:44:55,869 --> 01:44:59,168 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it. Param! 1593 01:44:59,239 --> 01:45:03,232 What are you doing? - Mr. Khanna, shall I tell you? 1594 01:45:03,877 --> 01:45:06,471 Shall I say everything about you... - Quiet. 1595 01:45:10,918 --> 01:45:13,819 Go and have a seat. 1596 01:45:14,221 --> 01:45:15,688 Q... - Paramveer! 1597 01:45:15,756 --> 01:45:17,917 Mr. Paramveer. - Yes? 1598 01:45:18,659 --> 01:45:20,217 Why do you drink when you cannot control yourself? 1599 01:45:21,795 --> 01:45:23,490 You should think about our honor. 1600 01:45:24,531 --> 01:45:26,089 Your honor? 1601 01:45:27,468 --> 01:45:30,835 Mr. Oberoi, Oberoi, Oberoi. 1602 01:45:32,306 --> 01:45:35,764 You have honor factories all across the world. 1603 01:45:36,977 --> 01:45:41,710 There is no better actor than you, dad! 1604 01:45:42,416 --> 01:45:43,747 Dad? 1605 01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:50,620 And actor number two, my brother. 1606 01:45:51,325 --> 01:45:53,384 Where are you going? 1607 01:45:53,494 --> 01:45:58,227 Why was he addressing you as dad and Q as his brother? 1608 01:45:58,332 --> 01:45:59,594 Why was he saying it? 1609 01:45:59,667 --> 01:46:01,965 Yes, after the engagement didn't he say that... 1610 01:46:02,036 --> 01:46:03,264 ...everyone should have a brother like me. 1611 01:46:03,337 --> 01:46:04,929 And everyone should have a brother like my son. 1612 01:46:05,039 --> 01:46:07,667 Now his gear is stuck because he is drunk. 1613 01:46:08,909 --> 01:46:11,400 Where is your twin Prem? 1614 01:46:11,745 --> 01:46:13,235 Prem had an important business meeting. 1615 01:46:13,313 --> 01:46:14,371 Oh yeah, yeah. 1616 01:46:14,481 --> 01:46:16,915 Meeting! In the middle of the night? 1617 01:46:18,585 --> 01:46:20,280 Have you guys ever thought... 1618 01:46:20,354 --> 01:46:23,517 ...why don't we ever see the two of them together? 1619 01:46:24,291 --> 01:46:27,317 They hate each other. - Wrong. 1620 01:46:27,428 --> 01:46:29,157 They love each other. 1621 01:46:29,229 --> 01:46:31,424 They both love each other so much that... 1622 01:46:31,532 --> 01:46:35,832 ...if one is strangled then it hurts the other as well. 1623 01:46:35,903 --> 01:46:41,739 Mr. Oberoi, find out whether your other son's neck is hurting. 1624 01:46:41,842 --> 01:46:44,367 Hello, Prem? Where are you, son? 1625 01:46:44,445 --> 01:46:47,039 Param, stop it. He will get hurt. 1626 01:46:47,114 --> 01:46:50,379 He has seen it all. 1627 01:46:50,484 --> 01:46:52,008 A deal of Rs. 2 billion? 1628 01:46:52,086 --> 01:46:54,452 To hell with it. You come here right away. 1629 01:46:55,355 --> 01:46:57,516 One hour? Okay, but come. 1630 01:46:58,325 --> 01:47:00,657 He is coming in one hour. - One hour? 1631 01:47:00,728 --> 01:47:03,697 He will come in one second. Have a look. 1632 01:47:04,732 --> 01:47:06,359 Moustache... - No! No! 1633 01:47:06,467 --> 01:47:08,492 Moustache... Moustache... - No! Paramveer, stop! Stop! 1634 01:47:08,602 --> 01:47:10,331 Come on! 1635 01:47:11,371 --> 01:47:12,736 Come on! 1636 01:47:14,742 --> 01:47:17,006 Move! Move! 1637 01:47:26,887 --> 01:47:29,287 Today is not opening of this club. 1638 01:47:29,456 --> 01:47:31,481 Today is shut down. 1639 01:47:31,558 --> 01:47:34,755 You guys are back to get thrashed? 1640 01:47:35,596 --> 01:47:37,621 He recognizes me even when drunk. 1641 01:47:37,731 --> 01:47:41,326 He looks more deadly when drunk. 1642 01:47:42,703 --> 01:47:45,729 Don't mess with Bunty Chong. 1643 01:47:47,141 --> 01:47:49,302 Bunty Chong, Ping Pong. 1644 01:47:49,376 --> 01:47:52,868 Hey, I'll ding dong you. Come here. 1645 01:48:17,604 --> 01:48:22,507 Anybody who values his life... Run! 1646 01:48:25,779 --> 01:48:27,371 Let's go. Come on! Come on! 1647 01:48:27,447 --> 01:48:28,846 Let's go, Suman. 1648 01:48:59,379 --> 01:49:02,678 Babli? Do you value your life? 1649 01:50:21,295 --> 01:50:23,160 Prem! Good that you are here! 1650 01:50:23,230 --> 01:50:24,720 Come on, thrash them! 1651 01:50:26,199 --> 01:50:28,667 How can someone whose name is Prem, fight? 1652 01:50:28,735 --> 01:50:30,896 He can only love. 1653 01:50:30,971 --> 01:50:32,438 Love. 1654 01:50:32,806 --> 01:50:34,637 Come on, let's go and love each other. 1655 01:50:58,732 --> 01:51:01,132 It's the opening of the club or breaking of the club? 1656 01:51:01,568 --> 01:51:03,729 He is saving the club. 1657 01:52:10,537 --> 01:52:14,029 Very violent man. - No, no he is fine. He is fine. 1658 01:52:53,814 --> 01:52:55,372 Oh no! 1659 01:52:56,016 --> 01:52:57,643 This bloody F1! 1660 01:52:58,852 --> 01:53:00,877 Hi! Hello? 1661 01:53:01,121 --> 01:53:03,146 Param, how are you feeling? 1662 01:53:03,223 --> 01:53:04,781 My head is blasting. 1663 01:53:04,925 --> 01:53:08,292 Do you have any idea of what you did last night? 1664 01:53:08,462 --> 01:53:11,659 Did... did I make a big mistake? 1665 01:53:11,765 --> 01:53:14,131 Yes, you did. - I did? 1666 01:53:14,334 --> 01:53:17,132 Yesterday, you were trying to say something to me... 1667 01:53:17,237 --> 01:53:19,228 I... l... 1668 01:53:19,306 --> 01:53:21,001 You didn't complete it. 1669 01:53:21,441 --> 01:53:24,535 Do you remember? - Oh God. 1670 01:53:24,744 --> 01:53:26,006 I'm coming over. 1671 01:53:26,113 --> 01:53:28,081 And you can complete whatever you wanted to say. 1672 01:53:28,281 --> 01:53:29,373 Bye! 1673 01:53:29,883 --> 01:53:31,316 Oh shit! 1674 01:54:09,556 --> 01:54:10,955 A girl? 1675 01:54:12,292 --> 01:54:13,486 Reet! 1676 01:54:13,660 --> 01:54:15,093 My bed?! 1677 01:54:15,595 --> 01:54:17,290 Shit! Drinks! 1678 01:54:20,367 --> 01:54:21,459 Excuse me... 1679 01:54:23,737 --> 01:54:24,863 Ma'am... 1680 01:54:25,572 --> 01:54:26,664 Get up! 1681 01:54:28,642 --> 01:54:30,166 Oh shit! Reet! 1682 01:54:30,243 --> 01:54:32,507 Please! This is all your fault. 1683 01:54:34,214 --> 01:54:36,808 Reet! - You are still not ready? 1684 01:54:36,883 --> 01:54:38,248 Get ready fast! 1685 01:54:39,853 --> 01:54:41,377 There's a coffee shop downstairs. 1686 01:54:41,454 --> 01:54:42,751 Why don't you go and wait over there? 1687 01:54:42,822 --> 01:54:44,585 We'll talk there. I'll get ready and come. 1688 01:54:45,192 --> 01:54:47,319 Reet! Where are you going? 1689 01:54:47,861 --> 01:54:49,294 I need to go to the washroom. 1690 01:54:49,696 --> 01:54:50,890 But... but... 1691 01:54:52,599 --> 01:54:54,829 It's a gents' toilet. - What? 1692 01:54:55,468 --> 01:54:57,698 Yes. - What bullshit. 1693 01:54:58,071 --> 01:55:00,699 Hey! - I think you are still drunk. 1694 01:55:00,974 --> 01:55:03,101 No! No! No! Reet! But! But! But! Listen... 1695 01:55:31,037 --> 01:55:33,028 Reet, let's get out of this place. 1696 01:55:33,139 --> 01:55:36,973 First tell me, what were you trying to tell me last night? 1697 01:55:37,544 --> 01:55:39,102 Last night... 1698 01:55:39,412 --> 01:55:40,606 We'll talk in the coffee shop. 1699 01:55:40,847 --> 01:55:43,782 Why? This place is perfect. 1700 01:55:45,585 --> 01:55:46,711 You see, but... 1701 01:55:48,688 --> 01:55:50,485 Let's just get out of this place. 1702 01:55:55,428 --> 01:55:58,989 You can write but you cannot say it? 1703 01:56:00,433 --> 01:56:01,559 Oh! 1704 01:56:04,170 --> 01:56:06,263 Oh God! 1705 01:56:06,673 --> 01:56:09,403 Feeling shy? - Yes. 1706 01:56:11,011 --> 01:56:13,673 Okay, I'll say it. 1707 01:56:18,718 --> 01:56:19,844 I... 1708 01:56:21,921 --> 01:56:23,081 I... 1709 01:56:26,593 --> 01:56:27,753 Oh sorry. 1710 01:56:33,266 --> 01:56:35,166 Yeah? You were saying something. 1711 01:56:39,439 --> 01:56:40,599 Shit. 1712 01:56:44,944 --> 01:56:46,138 Who the hell is she? 1713 01:56:47,714 --> 01:56:49,909 Who are you? - That's what I want to know. 1714 01:56:52,519 --> 01:56:55,613 I really don't know. - So what is she doing here? 1715 01:56:57,090 --> 01:56:58,216 I don't know. 1716 01:57:02,762 --> 01:57:03,888 You carry on. 1717 01:57:04,664 --> 01:57:05,824 Have fun. 1718 01:57:35,962 --> 01:57:38,328 Reet, forget about it. 1719 01:57:39,566 --> 01:57:41,295 Thank you. - It's alright. 1720 01:57:49,275 --> 01:57:53,302 Good that you came to know what he really is! 1721 01:57:54,247 --> 01:57:57,239 I just never expected this from Paramveer. 1722 01:57:59,252 --> 01:58:01,743 He was always so dignified... 1723 01:58:03,456 --> 01:58:05,720 Caring, mature... 1724 01:58:06,259 --> 01:58:08,124 He was just perfect. 1725 01:58:19,172 --> 01:58:22,573 Doc, after getting drunk for how many hours... 1726 01:58:22,642 --> 01:58:25,611 ...does a person stay knocked out? 1727 01:58:25,845 --> 01:58:28,405 5-6 hours. - It's already passed that. 1728 01:58:28,615 --> 01:58:30,879 12 hours? - Passed that too. 1729 01:58:31,084 --> 01:58:33,450 24 hours too sometimes. - 24 hours! 1730 01:58:33,553 --> 01:58:34,781 Paramveer. - Oh God! 1731 01:58:34,888 --> 01:58:36,822 Are you alright? - Yeah, yeah. I'm alright. I'm fine. 1732 01:58:37,257 --> 01:58:38,952 My 1000 pounds, honey. 1733 01:58:40,794 --> 01:58:42,159 Who... who are you? 1734 01:58:42,262 --> 01:58:43,524 I'm Lewinsky. 1735 01:58:43,730 --> 01:58:46,290 And you better pay my bill. 1736 01:58:47,700 --> 01:58:48,826 What bill? 1737 01:58:49,536 --> 01:58:51,333 For the fun we had last night. 1738 01:58:51,638 --> 01:58:54,471 Fun? What fun? 1739 01:58:54,974 --> 01:59:00,276 This couch. That bed. That fun... - Hold... hold it! 1740 01:59:01,648 --> 01:59:03,582 You are joking. It's not true. 1741 01:59:04,217 --> 01:59:05,411 It's not true. 1742 01:59:06,019 --> 01:59:07,350 Check your IPad. 1743 01:59:08,188 --> 01:59:09,314 I'll do that. 1744 01:59:10,023 --> 01:59:12,753 I'm sure somebody's playing a prank on me. 1745 01:59:19,365 --> 01:59:20,923 Oh God! 1746 01:59:21,434 --> 01:59:22,560 Oh God! 1747 01:59:22,902 --> 01:59:24,301 Oh God! 1748 01:59:25,538 --> 01:59:26,766 Just... just... 1749 01:59:27,540 --> 01:59:28,632 Do you remember that? 1750 01:59:28,741 --> 01:59:30,470 Oh, that was so much fun! 1751 01:59:30,910 --> 01:59:32,070 1000 pounds please. 1752 01:59:33,813 --> 01:59:34,905 Oh God! 1753 01:59:37,650 --> 01:59:38,981 Here, take all the money. 1754 01:59:39,786 --> 01:59:42,118 But please... please don't tell anyone. 1755 01:59:42,188 --> 01:59:43,780 Why are you so sad? 1756 01:59:44,123 --> 01:59:45,420 Cheer up. 1757 01:59:46,226 --> 01:59:49,957 Honestly, you are really-really good. 1758 01:59:51,231 --> 01:59:53,699 Next time, I'll pay. 1759 01:59:59,305 --> 02:00:00,465 Oh God! 1760 02:00:05,345 --> 02:00:06,539 Yes, Mr. Khanna? 1761 02:00:06,813 --> 02:00:09,941 Hey, Param, my boy, today Q's painting is going to get auctioned. 1762 02:00:10,049 --> 02:00:12,517 You have to come with me. - I'll be there. 1763 02:00:12,619 --> 02:00:15,315 8 million. 8 million in the house. - Thank you very much, sir. 1764 02:00:15,388 --> 02:00:16,685 Remember ladies and gentlemen. 1765 02:00:16,756 --> 02:00:17,984 This is for charity. 1766 02:00:18,057 --> 02:00:20,651 8 million pounds only. Do I hear 9? 1767 02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:22,785 Is there 9 anywhere in the room? 1768 02:00:22,862 --> 02:00:24,295 This is nothing. 9 million? 1769 02:00:24,364 --> 02:00:26,525 Yes. Yes. Is that a bid, sir? Thank you very much, sir. 1770 02:00:26,633 --> 02:00:27,691 Marvelous. Thank you very much. 1771 02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:28,960 But 9 million pounds is... 1772 02:00:29,035 --> 02:00:30,866 Why did you have to give it for charity? 1773 02:00:31,337 --> 02:00:34,864 What did I know that the monkey's painting will shake the world? 1774 02:00:38,611 --> 02:00:40,545 Do I hear 10? There's 10. Thank you very much, madam. 1775 02:00:40,647 --> 02:00:42,205 10 million pounds, very generous of you. 1776 02:00:42,315 --> 02:00:44,783 Thank you very much. 1777 02:00:44,984 --> 02:00:47,680 110 lakhs pounds. 1778 02:00:48,888 --> 02:00:50,685 Sorry, sir? I didn't quite catch that, sir. 1779 02:00:50,790 --> 02:00:51,916 What was that? 1780 02:00:52,225 --> 02:00:54,819 11 million pounds. - Hot! 1781 02:00:59,699 --> 02:01:01,326 11 million to you, sir. - Hot! 1782 02:01:03,803 --> 02:01:04,895 Move away. 1783 02:01:06,172 --> 02:01:08,402 Sir! Excuse me! - He hits hard! 1784 02:01:08,508 --> 02:01:10,339 It is with you. It's 11 million! 1785 02:01:10,543 --> 02:01:12,010 Do I see 13? 1786 02:01:12,078 --> 02:01:14,103 13 million? We can go higher than that. 1787 02:01:14,180 --> 02:01:15,647 14. 14. 1788 02:01:15,748 --> 02:01:18,683 I've got to see 14. This painting is not worth less than that. 1789 02:01:18,918 --> 02:01:21,443 I can assure you. Is there 14 million pounds? 1790 02:01:21,521 --> 02:01:23,819 Let's have a lot more. Is there 15? 1791 02:01:23,890 --> 02:01:26,415 It gotta go for 15. More! More! 1792 02:01:26,492 --> 02:01:29,120 And I have a bid of 15 million! 1793 02:01:29,195 --> 02:01:31,755 15! - That is chicken feet for this fabulous, fabulous... 1794 02:01:31,864 --> 02:01:33,991 How much is 15 million in rupees? 1795 02:01:34,500 --> 02:01:36,127 I'm not that good in Mathematics. 1796 02:01:36,202 --> 02:01:38,261 Thank you very much - But you know what charity is. 1797 02:01:38,438 --> 02:01:39,905 15 million, once. 1798 02:01:40,373 --> 02:01:42,341 15 million, twice. 1799 02:01:43,142 --> 02:01:46,339 For the third and final time... 1800 02:01:47,013 --> 02:01:48,173 Sold! 1801 02:01:51,751 --> 02:01:54,845 Mr. Generous, Q. 1802 02:01:56,022 --> 02:02:01,255 My Q, who gives a charity of 15 million. 1803 02:02:01,894 --> 02:02:05,990 Now your wedding procession will leave from Buckingham Palace. 1804 02:02:06,265 --> 02:02:07,732 Yes. 1805 02:02:07,900 --> 02:02:12,234 Buckingham Palace? Is it a general store? 1806 02:02:12,305 --> 02:02:14,671 You can consider it that. 1807 02:02:15,508 --> 02:02:18,773 We will take Khanna's money for sure. - Yes. 1808 02:02:19,112 --> 02:02:21,103 You leave the rest to me. 1809 02:02:22,482 --> 02:02:25,280 Hey, you won't get me killed, will you? 1810 02:02:25,385 --> 02:02:27,410 Why are you talking about death? 1811 02:02:28,521 --> 02:02:31,649 Don't be sad. Be happy. 1812 02:02:32,492 --> 02:02:34,983 Happy. We have Happy with us. 1813 02:02:35,395 --> 02:02:38,558 Got it, stupid? - Yes. 1814 02:02:41,134 --> 02:02:43,625 My great painter. 1815 02:02:43,703 --> 02:02:46,604 You need to make another painting, darling. 1816 02:02:47,206 --> 02:02:48,434 Damn you... 1817 02:02:50,543 --> 02:02:54,775 Happy. Happy, please. 1818 02:02:55,581 --> 02:02:56,741 Paint... 1819 02:03:10,897 --> 02:03:12,057 Yeah. 1820 02:03:13,332 --> 02:03:15,300 You are right, Happy. 1821 02:03:15,635 --> 02:03:16,829 He is wrong. 1822 02:03:17,103 --> 02:03:21,563 He didn't take your name in any publicity stint or any interview. 1823 02:03:21,641 --> 02:03:23,871 Yes. - Why didn't you? 1824 02:03:24,343 --> 02:03:25,469 Go and apologize. 1825 02:03:25,745 --> 02:03:27,235 Say sorry to Happy. 1826 02:03:27,346 --> 02:03:28,574 Happy. - Come on. 1827 02:03:28,748 --> 02:03:30,215 Happy, my buddy. 1828 02:03:30,583 --> 02:03:33,211 Sorry, my buddy. Forgive me. 1829 02:03:40,059 --> 02:03:43,222 Dharam, he won't agree. 1830 02:03:43,396 --> 02:03:46,490 He will agree. He will agree for sure. 1831 02:03:47,266 --> 02:03:51,760 Formula 44. 1832 02:03:55,808 --> 02:03:56,900 Why are you stopping me now? 1833 02:03:56,976 --> 02:03:58,466 Now I need it. 1834 02:03:58,544 --> 02:04:00,444 I'm. I... I... 1835 02:04:01,881 --> 02:04:03,007 Why didn't You stop me back then? 1836 02:04:03,816 --> 02:04:05,477 Hey, what am I doing! 1837 02:04:05,885 --> 02:04:07,216 Why didn't you stop me back then? 1838 02:04:07,320 --> 02:04:08,480 Move! 1839 02:04:16,062 --> 02:04:17,188 Hey! 1840 02:04:20,900 --> 02:04:22,094 You knew, right? 1841 02:04:25,438 --> 02:04:29,738 Dharam, your Formula 44 won't fail, right? 1842 02:04:29,842 --> 02:04:31,537 Never. Never. - Never? 1843 02:04:31,611 --> 02:04:34,671 It's a 101% tried formula. 1844 02:04:35,181 --> 02:04:37,672 Kings lost their kingdoms. 1845 02:04:37,884 --> 02:04:40,614 Sages and saints strayed. 1846 02:04:41,521 --> 02:04:43,751 No one can resist it, my child. 1847 02:04:43,823 --> 02:04:44,915 No one. 1848 02:04:44,991 --> 02:04:47,926 So what is Happy Singh made of? 1849 02:04:48,461 --> 02:04:49,621 You just wait and watch! 1850 02:04:49,829 --> 02:04:51,262 Just wait and watch. Here... 1851 02:04:53,199 --> 02:04:55,167 I know you want it. - But you're never gonna get it. 1852 02:04:55,268 --> 02:04:57,566 You'll never be able to lay your hands on me. 1853 02:04:58,004 --> 02:04:59,096 Whether anyone agrees with it or not... 1854 02:04:59,205 --> 02:05:02,333 But this world is crazy about me! 1855 02:05:03,309 --> 02:05:04,435 You! 1856 02:05:07,580 --> 02:05:09,912 I know you want it. 1857 02:05:09,982 --> 02:05:12,075 But you're never gonna get it. 1858 02:05:12,151 --> 02:05:14,711 You'll never be able to lay your hands on me. 1859 02:05:14,787 --> 02:05:16,379 Whether anyone agrees with it or not... 1860 02:05:16,455 --> 02:05:19,253 But this world is crazy about me! 1861 02:05:19,325 --> 02:05:21,657 I sometimes feel like taking myself into my arms. 1862 02:05:21,727 --> 02:05:22,819 What do I need anyone else for? 1863 02:05:22,929 --> 02:05:24,021 I'll love myself. 1864 02:05:25,998 --> 02:05:27,090 Do one thing. - Yes? 1865 02:05:27,166 --> 02:05:29,191 Close your eyes. And go to sleep. 1866 02:05:29,268 --> 02:05:30,701 I should go to sleep? - Go to sleep. Go to sleep. 1867 02:05:30,970 --> 02:05:32,961 I too will go to sleep. 1868 02:05:35,942 --> 02:05:38,240 Ain't nobody got a body like. - Sheila! 1869 02:05:38,311 --> 02:05:40,506 Everybody wants the body of... - Sheila! 1870 02:05:40,580 --> 02:05:43,071 Drive you crazy 'cause my name is... - Sheila! 1871 02:06:01,634 --> 02:06:09,405 Are just... 1872 02:06:11,911 --> 02:06:15,347 ...dreams! 1873 02:06:16,315 --> 02:06:22,254 A family always supports each other. 1874 02:06:24,523 --> 02:06:28,084 A family always supports each other. - Not fair, God! 1875 02:07:00,326 --> 02:07:01,486 Dharam! 1876 02:07:01,894 --> 02:07:03,555 Look at your Formula 44. 1877 02:07:06,899 --> 02:07:08,423 He didn't make a painting. 1878 02:07:08,868 --> 02:07:10,529 He is taking advantage of our goodness. 1879 02:07:13,105 --> 02:07:15,369 Hey, are you trying to be King Kong? 1880 02:07:15,608 --> 02:07:16,768 Why didn't you make the painting? 1881 02:07:18,411 --> 02:07:19,537 Scoundrel. 1882 02:07:19,946 --> 02:07:22,107 What's wrong with him? - You drank all our liquor last night. 1883 02:07:22,615 --> 02:07:23,775 Who will make the painting? 1884 02:07:24,750 --> 02:07:28,208 He drank all the liquor and had fun with Sheila as well. 1885 02:07:28,387 --> 02:07:29,649 You had loads of fun. 1886 02:07:29,722 --> 02:07:31,087 Who will make the painting? Your father? 1887 02:07:33,059 --> 02:07:35,493 Hey! You don't know who we are! 1888 02:07:43,135 --> 02:07:44,796 Seems like Paramveer's ghost has possessed him. 1889 02:07:49,208 --> 02:07:50,675 I want Q. 1890 02:07:51,844 --> 02:07:52,970 Why? 1891 02:07:53,479 --> 02:07:59,315 Because now Q will just make one painting in his life. 1892 02:08:00,219 --> 02:08:01,345 Whose? 1893 02:08:01,454 --> 02:08:03,115 Did you ask me whose? - Yes. 1894 02:08:03,189 --> 02:08:04,622 Did you really ask me whose? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1895 02:08:04,690 --> 02:08:05,782 Slap yourself. - What? 1896 02:08:05,891 --> 02:08:07,415 Yeah. Yeah. Slap. Slap. Come on. Come on. 1897 02:08:07,493 --> 02:08:09,393 Harder. Harder. Harder. 1898 02:08:09,895 --> 02:08:11,453 Mine. Dude's. Who else's? 1899 02:08:11,530 --> 02:08:12,758 Oh! 1900 02:08:12,932 --> 02:08:16,663 And then Dude's that painting will be this world's 9th wonder. 1901 02:08:16,736 --> 02:08:17,634 Wow! - Wow! 1902 02:08:17,703 --> 02:08:20,866 But where can we find Q? 1903 02:08:22,441 --> 02:08:25,410 I see him with the Khanna family. - Yes. 1904 02:08:25,511 --> 02:08:26,637 Khanna? - Yes. - Yes. 1905 02:08:26,712 --> 02:08:27,872 Khanna! 1906 02:08:30,683 --> 02:08:34,676 That means Q will get me both, the 8th and the 9th wonder. 1907 02:08:35,287 --> 02:08:39,087 And then Dude will be the only earthling with two wonders. 1908 02:08:39,158 --> 02:08:41,422 I like it. I like it. 1909 02:08:43,162 --> 02:08:45,187 Kidnap Q. - Yes. 1910 02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:49,161 What about Super Sikh? 1911 02:08:49,402 --> 02:08:50,562 Super Sikh? 1912 02:08:51,637 --> 02:08:52,763 No problem. 1913 02:08:53,139 --> 02:08:55,073 The one who cannot be defeated with strength... 1914 02:08:56,142 --> 02:08:58,076 ...can be defeated with emotions. 1915 02:08:59,311 --> 02:09:01,176 Kidnap his family. 1916 02:09:02,248 --> 02:09:03,977 Because family always come first. 1917 02:09:04,350 --> 02:09:06,147 Others are just like dreams. - Oh. 1918 02:09:06,218 --> 02:09:07,685 Have you heard this dialogue? - No, no. 1919 02:09:07,753 --> 02:09:10,153 I wrote it. Dude is a poet also. 1920 02:09:10,222 --> 02:09:12,349 He makes them so instantaneously. 1921 02:09:12,525 --> 02:09:14,288 Long live Dude-G! - Dude-G! 1922 02:09:20,166 --> 02:09:21,258 Have a seat. 1923 02:09:26,906 --> 02:09:28,134 Have some sweets. 1924 02:09:30,209 --> 02:09:33,235 Have some sweets. - What's the good news? 1925 02:09:34,213 --> 02:09:37,649 We've fixed Reet's marriage with Q. 1926 02:09:37,917 --> 02:09:39,077 Reet? 1927 02:09:40,753 --> 02:09:42,880 She agreed? - She will. 1928 02:09:55,734 --> 02:09:57,895 Your manager is very happy. 1929 02:09:59,038 --> 02:10:02,667 Actually, I want to double yourjoy. 1930 02:10:03,843 --> 02:10:09,076 How? - How about if your two daughters and his two sons... 1931 02:10:09,315 --> 02:10:11,977 ...get married on the same day? 1932 02:10:13,886 --> 02:10:16,320 Wow! Great idea! 1933 02:10:16,722 --> 02:10:20,158 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah - Sir Yograj Khanna... 1934 02:10:20,726 --> 02:10:21,886 You very well know that it's impossible. 1935 02:10:23,562 --> 02:10:30,525 Why? - Because unfortunately my sons hate each other. 1936 02:10:30,836 --> 02:10:32,997 You'll never get a better opportunity... 1937 02:10:33,105 --> 02:10:34,868 ...to change hatred into love. 1938 02:10:34,974 --> 02:10:36,134 Just imagine. 1939 02:10:36,308 --> 02:10:38,105 What a photo frame it will be! 1940 02:10:38,777 --> 02:10:42,110 Oberoi, Oberoi and Oberoi. 1941 02:10:46,819 --> 02:10:48,582 Suman, my child... - Hi, uncle. 1942 02:10:49,355 --> 02:10:51,255 Have a seat. - What are you doing here? 1943 02:10:52,324 --> 02:10:55,418 Something untoward has happened. 1944 02:10:57,530 --> 02:10:58,758 I cannot say it. 1945 02:10:59,498 --> 02:11:02,934 But if I don't then it will be unjust to you. 1946 02:11:03,269 --> 02:11:04,429 What happened, uncle? 1947 02:11:05,271 --> 02:11:10,072 Dear, Prem and you cannot get married. 1948 02:11:11,177 --> 02:11:12,439 We cannot get married? 1949 02:11:14,446 --> 02:11:15,572 Why? 1950 02:11:16,682 --> 02:11:21,984 Because Prem... cannot wear Raymunda. 1951 02:11:24,623 --> 02:11:25,715 Is that all? 1952 02:11:25,791 --> 02:11:27,190 If he doesn't want to wear this suit... 1953 02:11:27,259 --> 02:11:29,921 ...then I'll talk to my tailor Reid and get another suit made for him. 1954 02:11:29,995 --> 02:11:32,930 Even Reid and Taylor cannot do anything, dear. 1955 02:11:33,232 --> 02:11:36,827 Raymunda means, a complete man. 1956 02:11:37,870 --> 02:11:38,996 And Prem... 1957 02:11:40,506 --> 02:11:41,632 Prem... 1958 02:11:42,007 --> 02:11:43,269 I cannot say it. 1959 02:11:43,375 --> 02:11:46,367 This is his medical report. Read it. 1960 02:11:58,624 --> 02:12:00,785 Prem isn't a complete man. 1961 02:12:01,260 --> 02:12:02,750 I'm so sad, dear. 1962 02:12:03,262 --> 02:12:05,287 That he cannot take my name forward. 1963 02:12:05,664 --> 02:12:06,824 Leave him. 1964 02:12:24,650 --> 02:12:25,878 Suman, how come you are here? 1965 02:12:26,919 --> 02:12:28,045 What happened? 1966 02:12:28,354 --> 02:12:29,878 Am I so bad? 1967 02:12:31,123 --> 02:12:33,683 Why didn't you tell me that you cannot wear Raymunda? 1968 02:12:33,892 --> 02:12:36,884 I cannot wear Raymunda? - You can't. 1969 02:12:37,596 --> 02:12:38,995 Why can't I wear Raymunda? 1970 02:12:39,698 --> 02:12:42,565 You cannot. - Why can't I? 1971 02:12:43,068 --> 02:12:45,901 You cannot. Your dad has told me everything. 1972 02:12:46,272 --> 02:12:47,398 Dad? 1973 02:12:48,907 --> 02:12:50,033 Dad... 1974 02:12:51,010 --> 02:12:52,637 I cannot wear Raymunda? 1975 02:12:53,612 --> 02:12:55,204 You cannot. 1976 02:12:56,615 --> 02:12:58,480 I'm not getting it. 1977 02:12:59,018 --> 02:13:04,615 Prem, in the beginning it is a little difficult to face such a thing. 1978 02:13:05,124 --> 02:13:06,318 But don't worry. 1979 02:13:06,425 --> 02:13:09,394 We will together face this harsh world. 1980 02:13:10,596 --> 02:13:12,996 To hell with Raymunda. - To hell with Raymunda? 1981 02:13:13,098 --> 02:13:17,057 Suman, why are you ruining your life? 1982 02:13:17,469 --> 02:13:20,063 It is very important to wear Raymunda. 1983 02:13:20,539 --> 02:13:22,973 Why are you guys talking about Raymunda? Yes? 1984 02:13:23,075 --> 02:13:24,201 Prem... 1985 02:13:25,311 --> 02:13:26,676 I know that... 1986 02:13:28,514 --> 02:13:30,038 That you are... Impotent. 1987 02:13:30,416 --> 02:13:32,145 Yes, I'm important. 1988 02:13:32,217 --> 02:13:36,950 Not important. You are impotent. 1989 02:13:38,657 --> 02:13:39,783 Impotent. 1990 02:13:41,527 --> 02:13:44,860 I'm impotent? - Yes. 1991 02:13:45,364 --> 02:13:46,558 I am? 1992 02:13:48,133 --> 02:13:49,225 Yes, you are. 1993 02:13:51,403 --> 02:13:53,769 I am impotent. - Good. 1994 02:13:54,073 --> 02:13:57,406 You'll be able to face the truth you keep saying that. 1995 02:13:58,110 --> 02:14:00,271 So what if we cannot have kids? 1996 02:14:00,713 --> 02:14:02,647 We'll... We'll adopt. 1997 02:14:03,449 --> 02:14:07,044 Dad, we'll adopt. 1998 02:14:07,152 --> 02:14:08,449 How can you adopt them! 1999 02:14:11,290 --> 02:14:13,554 I... think it will be better... 2000 02:14:14,460 --> 02:14:16,951 ...if we should tell her about your horoscope as well. 2001 02:14:17,029 --> 02:14:19,657 Yes, we should. 2002 02:14:20,799 --> 02:14:21,959 Suman... 2003 02:14:23,235 --> 02:14:24,725 I can't find enough courage to say this. 2004 02:14:25,371 --> 02:14:28,397 The priest we showed Prem's horoscope... 2005 02:14:29,274 --> 02:14:33,768 ...said that the girl he marries... 2006 02:14:34,713 --> 02:14:37,978 ...will die 7 months after their marriage... 2007 02:14:43,455 --> 02:14:44,615 Now I... 2008 02:15:03,308 --> 02:15:06,038 The 7 months I'll spend with you... 2009 02:15:06,779 --> 02:15:08,747 ...will be better than 7 lifetimes without you. 2010 02:15:11,950 --> 02:15:13,144 I... 2011 02:15:14,820 --> 02:15:16,048 I love you. 2012 02:15:17,890 --> 02:15:22,054 To you... 2013 02:15:22,394 --> 02:15:27,263 I dedicate... 2014 02:15:28,634 --> 02:15:34,937 My life, my love. 2015 02:15:41,747 --> 02:15:48,778 My life, my love. 2016 02:15:53,091 --> 02:15:55,252 What are you thinking about, Gajodhar? 2017 02:15:56,862 --> 02:15:58,227 I heard the To you. 2018 02:15:58,864 --> 02:16:00,024 You heard my name? 2019 02:16:00,532 --> 02:16:04,559 Not your name, the To you song. 2020 02:16:05,304 --> 02:16:06,703 I'm in love with Suman. 2021 02:16:07,906 --> 02:16:10,636 How many times have I told you to have fun... 2022 02:16:10,742 --> 02:16:11,902 ...but never fall in love. 2023 02:16:12,144 --> 02:16:13,406 What you told was wrong. 2024 02:16:14,179 --> 02:16:15,407 Dharam, we are thugs. 2025 02:16:16,381 --> 02:16:19,908 Our specialty is that whenever we fool anyone... 2026 02:16:20,552 --> 02:16:21,849 ...they at that moment, unknowingly... 2027 02:16:21,920 --> 02:16:23,114 ...happily give us all their money. 2028 02:16:24,957 --> 02:16:26,049 But today... 2029 02:16:26,525 --> 02:16:29,187 Today, for the first time we have formed a relationship with someone. 2030 02:16:29,628 --> 02:16:30,959 And we are playing with their lives. 2031 02:16:31,463 --> 02:16:32,589 This... - Why? 2032 02:16:34,166 --> 02:16:36,760 Because we are scared of facing the truth. 2033 02:16:37,269 --> 02:16:38,429 What truth? 2034 02:16:38,804 --> 02:16:43,241 That Paramveer is right and we are wrong. 2035 02:16:44,510 --> 02:16:45,704 We are wrong, Dharam. 2036 02:16:48,614 --> 02:16:51,276 We cannot buy love and respect with money. 2037 02:16:55,053 --> 02:16:56,418 Paramveer and Reet... 2038 02:16:57,656 --> 02:16:59,123 ...love each other. 2039 02:17:01,293 --> 02:17:02,988 We shouldn't come in between them. 2040 02:17:05,664 --> 02:17:07,495 We'll lose even if we win, Dharam. 2041 02:17:09,301 --> 02:17:12,737 I've decided. I'll tell the truth to Suman. 2042 02:17:13,539 --> 02:17:15,404 I'll take care of whatever happens. 2043 02:17:31,156 --> 02:17:33,954 You've been hijacked. 2044 02:17:34,059 --> 02:17:36,152 He means you have been kidnapped. 2045 02:17:36,228 --> 02:17:37,354 But who are you? 2046 02:17:40,966 --> 02:17:44,424 He is Joe Armstrong. 2047 02:17:44,503 --> 02:17:47,165 He is going to make the 8th wonder of the world. 2048 02:17:47,239 --> 02:17:49,002 You didn't even know that? 2049 02:17:49,675 --> 02:17:52,667 He himself looks like a wonder to me. 2050 02:17:53,679 --> 02:17:54,873 Wonder! 2051 02:17:55,847 --> 02:17:57,576 I like that. I like that! You liked it? - Yeah. 2052 02:17:57,649 --> 02:18:00,117 You liked it? We all liked it. 2053 02:18:00,218 --> 02:18:01,310 Great. 2054 02:18:06,158 --> 02:18:07,853 The Dude is dangerous. 2055 02:18:08,627 --> 02:18:11,425 Now whenever I fire a bullet, someone will die. 2056 02:18:11,496 --> 02:18:13,259 Even if it's one of our men. 2057 02:18:13,332 --> 02:18:14,594 Attack! 2058 02:18:19,538 --> 02:18:24,271 Now tell me, where is Q, the one who made the world cry? 2059 02:18:24,376 --> 02:18:25,468 Come on. 2060 02:18:30,382 --> 02:18:32,976 Dude-G, I can tell you where he can be. 2061 02:18:33,785 --> 02:18:37,414 Look, this is 'P'. - And this is 'R'. 2062 02:18:39,591 --> 02:18:41,115 And Q should be between it? - Yes. 2063 02:18:41,193 --> 02:18:42,251 Correct. Should be. 2064 02:18:42,361 --> 02:18:43,692 Should be. 2065 02:18:44,696 --> 02:18:46,129 But Q is not there. 2066 02:18:46,198 --> 02:18:47,961 That's exactly what I am asking. 2067 02:18:48,166 --> 02:18:49,428 Where is Q? 2068 02:18:50,769 --> 02:18:52,396 You don't know? You don't know? 2069 02:18:55,374 --> 02:18:57,365 Dude wants Khanna and his family now, please. 2070 02:18:57,442 --> 02:18:58,568 Get them. Get them. Get them. 2071 02:19:01,546 --> 02:19:08,247 Mr. Armstrong, I'm ready to give you the land. 2072 02:19:08,587 --> 02:19:12,114 But please, let go of the Oberois. 2073 02:19:13,992 --> 02:19:15,755 Oberoi greetings. 2074 02:19:15,827 --> 02:19:17,818 Good. Arrangements have been made for the 8th wonder. 2075 02:19:17,896 --> 02:19:19,761 Dude is happy. Clap. Clap. Clap. 2076 02:19:20,632 --> 02:19:23,157 But Q will make the 9th wonder. 2077 02:19:23,402 --> 02:19:25,768 So, where is Q? Once again. 2078 02:19:25,971 --> 02:19:29,304 Q is out of our lives, Mr. Blonde. 2079 02:19:29,408 --> 02:19:32,536 Hold on, Dude is extremely angry. 2080 02:19:33,145 --> 02:19:34,407 Bring in the cars. 2081 02:19:39,818 --> 02:19:42,844 Stop. Q is here. - What? 2082 02:19:45,257 --> 02:19:48,192 Please forgive me if you can. 2083 02:19:50,929 --> 02:19:51,759 Anything... 2084 02:19:53,098 --> 02:19:54,224 Here you go. 2085 02:19:55,333 --> 02:19:57,426 Q has come. - Oh no! 2086 02:19:58,970 --> 02:20:00,403 Then where is Prem? 2087 02:20:11,416 --> 02:20:13,976 You really think Dude is a fool, huh? 2088 02:20:15,220 --> 02:20:16,551 Quickly tell me where your brother is. 2089 02:20:16,888 --> 02:20:19,482 Dude, I'm my brother. 2090 02:20:19,558 --> 02:20:21,753 He's said something which has a very deep meaning. 2091 02:20:21,827 --> 02:20:24,227 We'll have to call a psychiatrist! 2092 02:20:24,296 --> 02:20:26,662 What! Dude! Dude! - Shut up, both of you, please! 2093 02:20:26,765 --> 02:20:27,424 Dude! Dude! 2094 02:20:27,532 --> 02:20:28,658 We've had enough ofjokes. 2095 02:20:29,267 --> 02:20:31,235 Now a lot of people will have to die. 2096 02:20:32,170 --> 02:20:33,637 Never make such a mistake. 2097 02:20:34,339 --> 02:20:37,137 Because if my brother comes here then you'll be in big trouble. 2098 02:20:37,242 --> 02:20:38,300 Now which brother are you talking about? 2099 02:20:38,410 --> 02:20:41,004 You just said that you are your brother. 2100 02:20:41,079 --> 02:20:42,205 My real brother. 2101 02:20:59,331 --> 02:21:00,855 Who is he? 2102 02:21:03,902 --> 02:21:05,767 Paramveer is your brother? 2103 02:21:05,971 --> 02:21:08,667 We've made a whole movie on this relationship. 2104 02:21:08,807 --> 02:21:10,832 Now how do I explain it to you? 2105 02:21:11,309 --> 02:21:14,540 Dude-G! He is that Super Sikh! 2106 02:21:14,880 --> 02:21:16,347 He will dig our graves! 2107 02:21:25,023 --> 02:21:26,183 Super Sikh? 2108 02:21:27,325 --> 02:21:28,622 What are you waiting for? 2109 02:21:28,693 --> 02:21:29,819 Kill him. 2110 02:22:38,230 --> 02:22:39,390 Dude is... 2111 02:22:40,866 --> 02:22:41,992 Dude is impressed. 2112 02:22:42,100 --> 02:22:43,226 Dude liked what you did. 2113 02:22:43,335 --> 02:22:44,734 Very impressive. 2114 02:22:45,437 --> 02:22:47,769 What you did so far just created a storm. 2115 02:22:47,839 --> 02:22:51,775 Now Dude will bring an earthquake! 2116 02:22:51,877 --> 02:22:52,935 You wanna watch! You want to watch! 2117 02:22:53,044 --> 02:22:54,944 Okay! Bring in the earthquake! 2118 02:23:08,593 --> 02:23:10,390 Come on! Come on! 2119 02:24:37,215 --> 02:24:38,978 Oh no! 2120 02:24:45,890 --> 02:24:47,016 Prem! 2121 02:24:47,092 --> 02:24:49,287 No! No! 2122 02:25:37,909 --> 02:25:39,240 Yes! Yes! 2123 02:25:59,931 --> 02:26:01,523 Sir Yograj Khanna. 2124 02:26:02,333 --> 02:26:06,394 You were going to thug us. You are a scoundrel. 2125 02:26:07,872 --> 02:26:08,998 Ditto. 2126 02:26:09,641 --> 02:26:10,801 Ditto 2127 02:26:13,111 --> 02:26:14,271 Duck. 2128 02:26:15,880 --> 02:26:17,006 There. 2129 02:26:18,683 --> 02:26:19,809 Come on. 2130 02:26:26,091 --> 02:26:27,183 Come on. 2131 02:27:22,213 --> 02:27:24,078 Dude is dead. 2132 02:27:25,817 --> 02:27:27,307 Reet, are you alright? - Yes, I'm fine. 2133 02:27:27,418 --> 02:27:28,851 Uncle, what about you? 2134 02:27:42,100 --> 02:27:43,658 Uncle... 2135 02:28:06,124 --> 02:28:08,319 Reet! 2136 02:30:01,239 --> 02:30:05,005 All your problems will be solved after selling this painting. 2137 02:30:05,176 --> 02:30:06,302 Sold! 2138 02:30:14,886 --> 02:30:16,820 But one problem still remains. 2139 02:30:17,822 --> 02:30:19,346 Say it at least now! 2140 02:30:23,328 --> 02:30:24,727 This sound! 2141 02:30:26,531 --> 02:30:28,624 It's my heart saying, I love you. 2142 02:30:32,003 --> 02:30:33,834 Yeah! 2143 02:30:34,806 --> 02:30:36,000 They are settled for life. 2144 02:30:36,307 --> 02:30:38,867 Come on, let's play 'Ek Tha Tiger'. - Yes. 2145 02:30:39,043 --> 02:30:42,035 Prem! I've changed that pipe. 2146 02:30:42,113 --> 02:30:43,307 It's of no use now. 2147 02:30:46,217 --> 02:30:47,377 Our setting? 2148 02:30:48,019 --> 02:30:51,716 Paining. Money. Buckingham Palace. 2149 02:30:52,156 --> 02:30:54,147 Kohinoor. Okay? 2150 02:30:58,196 --> 02:31:01,256 Nutty, Looney, Crazy! 147657

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