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HE SNORES
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BANG!
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QUEEN SCREAMS
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SCREAMING CONTINUES
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Your Majesty!
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Your Majesty!
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Hold on, I'm coming!
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Whoa!
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Oh, Your Majesty.
Are you all right?
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Your Majesty, I'm sorry about that.
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Come in, Dennis, come in.
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Thank you, Sir Edward.
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Thank you for coming so quickly.
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I'm afraid we've got ourselves
a bit of a crisis.
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As you know, the Queen is attending
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the Commonwealth conference
at Dunmow Castle on Sunday.
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And yesterday we received
credible intelligence from MI5
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about a plot to assassinate
Her Majesty.
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Good God.
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What makes things worse
is that we've got MI5,
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Special Branch and the Met
all squabbling
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over who's to take responsibility
for royal security,
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and that's why the Royal Family have
stepped in and appointed someone
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to be their own special
personal bodyguard.
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An excellent idea. Who is he? Er...
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Born in Enfield,
trained at Pirbright, Catterick,
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tours to Cyprus, Hong Kong...
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Please tell me it's not Guy Hubble.
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I believe you're expecting me.
Guy Hubble.
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Royal bodyguard.
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Is there a problem?
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It's a Tesco Clubcard.
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A lot of consideration
has gone into this, Dennis.
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But it's not Hubble, is it?
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When were these last checked out?
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Checked? Yes.
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Oh, my God!
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Her Majesty thinks
very highly of him.
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He comes from a long-established
military family.
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I know.
His father nearly killed Churchill!
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Could be a sniper
hidden in there.
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Oh, I'd never thought of that.
No, of course not.
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In my job you have
to have a 360-degree awareness.
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Just get them checked out, will you?
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I'll get onto that right now.
Please get on to that right now.
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Her Majesty was very impressed
with his response
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at the State Opening of Parliament.
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But it was all Hubble's fault!
We only promoted him to captain
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to get him out of the way
and behind a desk.
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Let's keep him where he is,
in charge of the palace car park.
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Now, I will need a complete audit
of your security arrangements here,
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which will include the entrances,
the exits and the fire escapes.
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No problem.
I can arrange that straight away.
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Just arrange that straight away,
will you?
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He's a walking disaster, sir.
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With him in that job,
anything could happen.
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HUBBLE GROANS
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Aargh! Aaah!
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What the hell are you doing?
Room service!
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Don't you people knock? Yeah. I did!
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KNOCK AT DOOR
Who's there?!
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SHE SCREAMS
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Don't move!
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It's the chambermaid!
What? The chambermaid!
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I was just bringing fresh towels.
Oh.
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Well, it would help if you people
didn't panic all the time!
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I hope the room is satisfactory,
madam.
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Yes.
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Good.
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There's work to be done.
That's easy for you to say.
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I've been fetching and carrying here
for three months.
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Will you concentrate?
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We're two days away from pulling off
something that, if successful,
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will shake the world to its core,
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and you have your mind
on other things.
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Everything go OK this morning?
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Oh, like a dream.
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We paid a little visit
to the delegate from Belize.
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Don't we look alike?
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We have done a good job.
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Well, here, everything has changed.
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Security has been intensified.
And there's a new man... Hubble.
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Hubble?
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Yes, Hubble.
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Go on.
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Everything all right?
No. I've trodden in my lunch.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You wanted
to inspect the royal quarters?
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Yes.
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CHAMBERMAID WHIMPERS
Come on, let's go.
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They're this way.
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Guy Hubble, royal bodyguard.
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Oh, yes, yes,
I've heard all about you, Hubble.
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Yates, Royal Household Division. ID?
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That's a B&Q loyalty card.
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You're paying attention. That's good.
Yes, yes.
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I had hoped
to get a promotion myself,
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but someone else got the job.
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Yes, well, your time will come.
Just watch me and learn.
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This room has remained unoccupied
for the last three weeks
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as requested by Special Branch
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while they've conducted
their security operations. Really?
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We've obviously complied
with all requests.
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One, two...
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Aaah! Are you all right?
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Yes, of course I am. I'm fine.
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I'm fine. Yes, just checking for
hiding places under the bed. It's OK.
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It's checked. Fine.
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Hello, what's that up there?
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It's a loft access to services.
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I'd like to take a closer look.
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Give me that chair.
Give me a hand up.
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Give me a push.
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Come on, push, man, will you?
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There's nothing up there
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except for the air conditioning
system and the...
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Aaargh! ..water tank.
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SPLASHING
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I take it you can shut down the lifts
in case there's a security emergency?
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Yes. We have a control panel
in the plant room.
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Ah, good. Oh!
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Hello, sir.
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Hubble?
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Welcome to Scotland, sir.
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You're all wet.
Yes, just a bit, sir.
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So, I'm joining your little team.
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Yes. I was given the good news
earlier this week.
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I'd just like to say, sir,
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how much I'm looking forward
to working with you.
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And if there's anything,
anything I can do to help,
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you've only got to say the word.
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I'm sure that you feel the same. No.
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Look, Hubble,
let's not make any bones about it,
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I wouldn't have chosen you
for this job
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because quite frankly I believe
you to be a cretin. Look out, sir!
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Hah!
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Hah! Ah!
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Sorry about that, sir.
I thought there was a sniper there.
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Sorry, you were saying?
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Yes, I believe
I was calling you a cretin.
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Oh, yes!
HUBBLE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Yes, sir, very good.
We go back a long way.
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We were in Cyprus together.
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Look, Hubble,
I've spoken to Sir Edward.
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He's determined that
I should keep you in the loop,
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despite my protestations.
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Very good, sir.
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We've had some new intelligence.
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That's wonderful, sir.
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You don't know what it is yet.
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No, I know, but I...
MI5 have further reports
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about the assassination attempt
on Her Majesty.
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They think it will come when
she's making her speech
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in the conference hall tomorrow.
Tomorrow? Good grief!
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I shall take control
of the conference hall.
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I'd like you to monitor
all vehicles within the grounds.
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But, sir, that sounds
a bit like car park duty.
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Call it what you like, Hubble.
Those are your orders. Yes, sir.
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What are you doing?
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The sole has come loose
on my shoe, sir.
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I think it must have happened
when I fell in the tank of water.
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This is the gold key. It allows
access to all secure areas.
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Without this it is impossible
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to break through our ring of steel
within the hotel.
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It pains me to do so,
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but I've been ordered by Sir Edward
to give you one of them.
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All right. Thank you, sir.
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Just don't lose it, Hubble.
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Yes. Thank you, sir. No, I won't. No.
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Are you sure this is going to work?
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This Hubble is a trained
British agent.
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He's not going to just reveal
their entire security plan to you
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the moment he meets you.
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Oh, I find with the right incentive,
most men will do anything.
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This is getting complicated.
We hadn't planned for this.
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Look, we've got this far.
Just think of the publicity.
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It'll put ERCA on the map!
The start of a global revolution!
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It's what we've worked
towards for years.
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All right, but any trouble,
you do this...
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And I will come straight away.
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PIANO MUSIC
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Have you had security clearance
to play this piano?
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What?
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I take it you're not
an employee of this hotel.
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Have you been fully vetted?
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I filled out two forms last week.
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Good. Good.
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Nothing like a bit of the old
Duke Ellington, is there?
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Er, it's Count Basie.
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Yes, but I think you'll find
that Duke Ellington did it first.
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No, he didn't.
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Yes, he did. Didn't.
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He did. Didn't. Did. Didn't! D...
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Sorry. Sorry about that.
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Would you like to join me?
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Hmm?
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I'm all alone until the rest
of my delegation arrives tomorrow.
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Oh. Well, yes. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I'm Carmen, by the way.
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Oh, Carmen. How do you do?
I'm Guy. Guy Hubble.
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What delegation are you with?
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I'm representing Belize. Ah! You?
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Oh, I'm... Well, I'm security.
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MI5?
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SHE CHUCKLES FLIRTATIOUSLY
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How exciting.
I've never met a real spy before.
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No, no, no, I'm royal security.
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Oh...
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Last week I was promoted
to this special role.
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So the Queen hand-picked you?
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You could say that.
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Well, she obviously has a liking
for handsome bodyguards.
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I don't know about that!
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Oh, I am so excited about tomorrow.
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What time does Her Majesty arrive?
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Oh!
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Sssh! Carmen, I can't possibly
tell you that.
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Of course not.
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Oh, thank you.
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No, not for me, thank you.
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You're not going to let me
eat alone, are you?
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Well, no... I feel like we're only
just getting to know each other.
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Yes, you see...
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And they say the lobster here
just... melts in the mouth.
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Thank you.
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You know, I've always
considered crustaceans
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to be the heavy artillery
of the aquatic world.
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With this armour plate, they have
survived everything that God...
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That God and nature
have thrown at them.
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But in the end you have to resort to
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a sort of blitzkrieg,
full-on assault.
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SMASHING CONTINUES
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There, you see.
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Mission accomplished.
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PIANO PLAYS
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DANA AND HUMBLE LAUGH
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Two sambucas.
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Thank you.
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Oh, golly.
I have never had one of these before.
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Thank you. I do think, Carmen,
you're trying to get me drunk.
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Well, I know you Englishmen.
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Sometimes it takes a drink or two
before you let your hair down.
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Oh, yes...
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Do you know, I just wanted to say,
I know that we've only just met,
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but I've never felt a connection with
a woman as much as I do with you.
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There must have been hundreds
of women in your life.
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There's one or two
perhaps near misses, but...
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Nobody like you.
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That's such a sweet thing to say.
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To you.
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Well, to us.
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Careful!
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00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,399
Oh, oh! Oh, my...
255
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,120
Oh! Oh, my eye!
256
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,519
So, this is my room.
257
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,119
Oh, yes. Er...
258
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,879
You're sure I can't tempt
you in for a... nightcap?
259
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:45,040
Well, I'd love to, but, you know,
work, and...
260
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,679
My lips are a bit sore.
261
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:52,199
Oh, well, I have something
that could help that.
262
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,679
Oh, do you?
263
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,760
Come in.
264
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,319
Ooh!
265
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,719
You're being very brave.
266
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,120
Thank you very much.
267
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,879
You know, I always thought
268
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,759
it must be a great honour
to work so closely with the Queen.
269
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,720
Oh, it is. It is indeed.
270
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:22,679
Yet if you don't mind me saying,
security seems very low-key.
271
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,959
Yes, well, not tomorrow.
272
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:30,439
Everyone will be scanned, and access
is controlled by a gold key,
273
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,680
and there's only two of us
who have one of those.
274
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,519
Do we have to talk about this?
275
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,839
I'm interested in your work.
276
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,559
You want me to be interested
in your work, don't you, Guy?
277
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,600
Oh, yes, of course,
but I am sworn to secrecy.
278
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,280
Would it help
if I kiss your lip better?
279
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,280
M... might do.
280
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,879
FAINT RADIO STATIC BUZZES
281
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,040
STATIC BUZZES LOUDER
282
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,159
Guy, would you excuse me?
283
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,199
I'll be two minutes.
284
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,400
Why don't you make yourself
more comfortable?
285
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,600
Comfortable? Yeah!
286
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,680
That's the signal!
287
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,600
Oh.
288
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:48,639
Oh. I'm so sorry, I seem to have
misinterpreted the situation.
289
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,959
No, no, no, Guy. It's OK, it's OK.
290
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,600
Please, stay there.
291
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,599
Relax.
292
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,679
Yeah. Is that good?
293
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,959
Yes, yes. It's very good.
294
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,519
So, you were saying
about the key earlier?
295
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,439
You know, when you were kissing me,
it really did soothe my lips.
296
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,840
You were saying? About the key?
297
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,639
You know, you really do have
very muscular thighs.
298
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,719
I have my mother's legs.
299
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,839
LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR
300
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,159
Dana! Who's that?
301
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,359
Did you play with the lights? What?!
302
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,079
Dana, I'm going to break
the door down!
303
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,519
Who's Dana?
304
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,999
Quick! On the balcony.
305
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,240
What! Where?! There!
306
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,640
What about my clothes? Now! Go!
307
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,359
Call the police!
308
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,839
There's a peeping Tom.
309
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,399
MAN: Where?! Where is he?
On the balcony. In his underwear!
310
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,120
Calm down, darling!
311
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,280
Ooh!
312
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,159
Aaah! Ooh!
313
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,720
Oh, gawd!
314
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,240
Oh, good evening.
315
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,360
Enjoy your lobster.
316
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,560
Excuse me, sorry. Excuse me,
everyone, I beg your pardon.
317
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,720
Good evening. Good evening, sir.
318
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,399
Carmen? I'm sorry you've been
troubled with this.
319
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,279
He was rather upset.
His wife was, well, hysterical.
320
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,399
I'd like you to understand
321
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,720
his appointment had nothing
to do with me.
322
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,199
Hello. Who is it?
323
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,559
Colonel Whittington, Ambassador.
324
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,360
I've just been informed.
I can only apologise again.
325
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,760
Room service. Thank you.
326
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,320
My wife is very upset.
327
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:04,519
Believe me, I will be taking this up
with the Foreign Office.
328
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,640
I understand.
I'll leave you to your supper.
329
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,279
Mr Stevens, I'd be grateful if you
could find us another room,
330
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,679
well away from this Hubble man.
331
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,759
My wife is of a very nervous
disposition following an illness...
332
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,559
SHE SCREAMS
Florence!
333
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,199
Florence!
334
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,440
I'll call an ambulance.
335
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,400
Well, I still have a pulse.
Get her a glass of water.
336
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,000
Hubble?
337
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,320
Hubble?
338
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,160
Hubble!
339
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,600
Yes, sir?
340
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,439
Well, I've checked the trolley
and it's all clear.
341
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,999
OK? That's fine.
342
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,880
Sorry to have bothered you.
343
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,399
Please carry on. Good night.
344
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,800
Ah, good night.
345
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,359
How's it going, sir? Well, nobody's
crashed through a restaurant roof.
346
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,319
Or attacked a suit of armour
in the foyer.
347
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,319
Or flashed at an ambassador's wife.
348
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,959
Very good, sir.
You look terrible. Didn't you sleep?
349
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,239
No, sir. I never do when I'm on duty.
350
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,959
That's why I'm the royal bodyguard.
And hopefully not for much longer.
351
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,039
I'll be conducting a full inquiry
when we get back to London.
352
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,439
Her Majesty has arrived
with Sir Edward, sir.
353
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,720
Very good. And this has arrived
from London.
354
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,839
She's linked with the Dusseldorf
hostage affair, sir.
355
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,440
Run a full...
356
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,279
Run a full check on her.
I want to know everything about her.
357
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,040
Absolutely. Or we could ask Hubble,
358
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:08,999
seeing as he had dinner
with her last night.
359
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,439
Well? Is this true? Yes, sir.
360
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,279
Well, what do you know about her?
She likes seafood, sir.
361
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,519
Is that it? Yes.
362
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,839
We need to find her, now! Did you
know she was linked with this plot?
363
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,159
Well, no, sir.
It never came up in conversation.
364
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,599
Her Majesty's speaking in just under
an hour. Find this woman, Hubble!
365
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,399
Yes, sir.
366
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,239
Carmen!
367
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,640
Carmen?
368
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,279
Carmen?
369
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,799
It's just here, Ambassador.
370
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,999
A slightly smaller room than you
have, but with the same view.
371
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,639
Someone checked out of this room
unexpectedly this morning,
372
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,959
so I can offer it to you.
373
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,519
This is the room Hubble was in.
374
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,559
I would rather be
on a different floor.
375
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,759
I'm afraid we've nothing else
available.
376
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,600
Would you like to stay in your room?
377
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,959
No, no. My wife had nightmares
in there last night.
378
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,039
OK, we'll take it.
379
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,519
I'll arrange for your luggage
to be moved.
380
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,679
Do let me know
if there's anything else you need.
381
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,159
Mr Stevens, I wonder if you could
contact a local doctor.
382
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,720
Perhaps he could give her
something for her nerves.
383
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,680
CREAKING
384
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,599
Good morning.
385
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,959
SHE SCREAMS
386
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,520
You again! Get down from there
straight away! Get down from there!
387
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,720
You can walk OK in this thing?
No problem.
388
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,639
Where have you been?
389
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,439
They're on to me. I'll meet you both
at the airfield later.
390
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,319
You have about an hour to do this.
391
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,879
OK. All delegates are being
electronically screened,
392
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,999
but they shouldn't detect
the gun in that leg.
393
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,119
Here's the key.
It gives you access everywhere.
394
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,440
Good luck.
395
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,319
SCANNER BLEEPS
396
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,280
Just a moment, sir.
397
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,879
HOLLOW, METALLIC TAPPING
All right.
398
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,000
HUBBLE'S SHOE FLAPS
399
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,039
Have you found her, Hubble? No, sir.
She appears to have disappeared.
400
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,199
What?! She was right under
your nose. What are you doing now?
401
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,839
I'm sorry, sir.
My shoe has come unstuck again.
402
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,640
Her Majesty's on her way
to the hall.
403
00:25:24,641 --> 00:25:27,919
You stay here. I'll check over
the conference hall one more time.
404
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,840
Hubble, give Yates your gold key.
Yes, sir.
405
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,680
It's gone missing, sir.
406
00:25:33,681 --> 00:25:36,559
That's it, Hubble. You're off
the case. With respect, sir...
407
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,000
No, don't bother with respect!
I've none for you!
408
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:41,919
It's over, Hubble!
You're back to the Palace car park.
409
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,400
Now pack your bags
and get out of here.
410
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,959
Yes, sir.
411
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,559
ASSASSIN'S LEG CLUNKS
412
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,959
Oh, sorry. I beg your pardon, sir.
413
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,599
I'm so sorry. Please, after you.
414
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,479
Sir.
415
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,320
LEG CONTINUES CLUNKING
416
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,040
I'm so sorry.
I beg your pardon, sir.
417
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,880
Bye, Hubble.
Lovely working with you(!)
418
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,080
He wasn't limping!
419
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,359
Hubble, I thought I sent you home.
420
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,159
Sir, there was man with one leg
only he hasn't got one leg,
421
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,519
he's got two legs! What?
422
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,599
It was a prosthetic leg!
423
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,319
Hubble, have you been drinking?
424
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,200
Yates, get two men.
I want Hubble arrested.
425
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,320
APPLAUSE
426
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Look out! He's there!
427
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,439
Ah! Ah! Aaah!
GUNSHOT
428
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,200
SCREAMING
429
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,160
GUNSHOT
430
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,320
Are you all right, ma'am?
431
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,519
Well done, Hubble!
You've saved Her Majesty's life!
432
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,200
APPLAUSE
433
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,999
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