All language subtitles for The.Mysteries.of.Laura.S01E05.HDTV.x264-LOL

Mark !

Mark ?

Mark, something up here is leaking
schmutz through my ceiling .

Mark ! Are you here ?

Okay, okay, someone's gonna lose an eye .

Um, how come I don't see underwear ?

Remember, last time you went to daddy's,

Principal Velasco has made it very
clear commando equals no, no .

Yes ! Thank you .

Daddy's sofa-bed hurts my butt .

You tell daddy that he
should sleep on the sofa .

He certainly has had enough practice .

- Daddy only has icky juice .
- I can't help you out there, honey .

You two pack more for an
overnight than a grown woman .

Sit on this . I need your help .

Here we go . Yes !

Why can't daddy have a
sleepover at our house ?

I will explain that to you in 20 years .

Our house ! Our house ! Our house !

No more daddy sleepovers .

- Excuse me ?
- The boys come home exhausted,

unbathed, missing eyebrows . . .

Eyebrow ! It's just the one .

You want quality time with
your sons . . . New deal .

- We're nesting .
- Is that like spooning ?

Definitely not . You come
to the house, I go away .

Wait, so you want a weekly
vacation from your life ?

Why not ? You take a daily
vacation from yours .

- Well played .
- Look, this is what's best for me,

which is all that really matters .

You do realize you just
said that last part out loud .

But it also happens to be
what's best for the boys .

Fine, and I'm assuming you don't
wanna stay at my apartment .

God, no ! You have icky juice .

I booked a hotel room .

- It only cost me 75,000 Duane Reade points .

- It is booked .
- Broderick .

Be at the house at 6:00 .

Ethan's dad is dropping off the boys .

- Don't be late .
- We're on it .

Did you even hear what I said ?

Eyebrow, nesting, 6:00 sharp, Ethan's dad .

I got it . You got a body
at Sixth and Avenue A .

Do not expect an I .D . anytime soon .

Corpse was dissolved in sulfuric
acid which contaminated DNA

and which also dissolved co's
fingerprints and facial features .

- Co ?
- Gender neutral pronoun .

Went to a touchy-feely college .

You had a childhood ?

Thought you came out of the womb

with a five o'clock shadow and a lab coat .

Even money is on this being the
apartment owner, Mark Harris .

This could be 5'10", 160 pounds .

I should be able to salvage the
teeth to compare dental records .

Otherwise, it's gonna be a
bit difficult to determine

without skin, sexual organs, full cranium .

Way to bring the party down .

You see something ?

I see nothing .

Where's this guy's stuff ?

My house is straight out of hoarders .

Lillian as in Gish, Greenberg as in Hank .

Your references are even older than mine .

- Who's this one ?
- My partner .

- Hubba hubba .
- Back at you .

Mrs . Greenberg, when was the
last time you saw Mark Harris ?

Friday . He always takes out my trash cans .

Sweet boy ! It's just him and me .

The third unit's owned by
some skanky trust-fund girl,

who's away in Europe all
the time being a whore .

Her mother must be proud .

Okay, so no sign of forced
entry, TV and stereo's still here .

- Nothing like robbery .
- Victim probably knew his killer .

What else can you tell us about Mark ?

Uh, for the longest time he was
a hermit who didn't say boo .

He worked at home, he never went dancing .

Must have gone for a lot of hand
lotion if you know what I mean .

I wish I didn't .

Finally, he met a darling girl, Corrine .

Might this be the happy couple ?

Yes, darling .

Suddenly, he became a social butterfly .

And he had lots of parties here .

You would never know it by how neat it is .

- Looks more like a hotel .
- You're obsessing .

Most of us like a clean
house there, pig penny .

No need for name calling, jerko .

All right, total ray of sunshine .

Tech's telling me they got
more prints and DNA in here

than Penn Station at Christmas .

Mark's bed didn't exactly
pass the black light test .

- Hello !
- And goodbye to early check-in at my hotel .

Finding a needle in that dirty
haystack could take us all night .

- We might luck out and get a hit .
- Speaking of .

Can I hit that ?

Thanks .

Just . . . just one more . Come on .

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The apparent victim was quite
the low-profile New Yorker .

My great-aunt Milison has
more of an Internet presence .

You can follow her on Instagram .

How you doing on dental records ?

15,946 dentists in Manhattan alone .

Well, start making some calls .

On it .

- Did you rearrange the desks ?
- It's a Feng Shui thing .

The new floor plan really promotes
the free flow of creative energy .

- And ?
- Laura doesn't like sitting by you .

Crime scene techs pulled a print off of
a steak knife in Mark Harris's apartment .

Could be the murder weapon, assuming
he was diced before he was pureed .

Someone's been watching
too much food network .

Matches two . Carlo Corelli,

priors for fraud, lewd
conduct, petty larceny .

Last known address is in Hackensack .

- Track them down .
- Boom shakalaka !

Carlo Corelli tweeted a
mere nine minutes ago,

"at site, bring cash, no cameras ."

Sounds potentially incriminating .

- Tracing the IP address .
- Oh, no . I can . . .

254 Bond Street . Forwarding to Laura .

Show off !

As they say, there's a lid for every pot .

Whoa !

NYPD . Which gentleman is Carlo ?

Over there .

Hey !

Excuse me, I gotta . . .

You might wanna ease up on the carbs .

All right, let's go, let's
go, everybody home .

Get home safe .

Talk to us about Mark Harris .

I've never even heard of that individual .

Carlo, please .

We found your fingerprints
all over his steak knife .

- Where were you last weekend ?
- Here !

I throw these functions regularly .

It's all on my website,
averychubbyaffair .net .

Dot com was taken .

- What planet is this ?
- If you don't believe me,

you can quite easily check .

- So, you're on parole .
- Hmm, barely, past curfew .

Thus my attempted exit stage left .

So when we check, we're gonna find

that you weren't anywhere
near Sixth and Avenue A .

Sixth and A ?

- Mark H .
- Yeah, Mark H .

- You do know him .
- Only via the Internet .

Last month, I hosted a week of
these gatherings at his apartment .

So, is he one of you ?

Haven't a clue .

I just rented his apartment
off of nypadexchange .com .

NY whose . . . what ?

It's a peer-to-peer
apartment rental website .

If you're going out of town, you
post some photos of your residence

- and a stranger will rent it from you .
- No, really !

What planet is this ?

Who would let someone they
didn't know stay in their home ?

It's the trust economy .

But agreed, I would never
let my place be rented .

All kind of deviants out there, hmm .

Really, bro ?

We're on Mark's NY Pad Exchange page .

And head back to the apartment
and go through everything,

and see what you can find over
there and I'll call you back .

- How many renters did he have ?
- 84 !

- Are you kidding me ?
- Nope .

And any one of them could have
copied Mark's keys, let themselves in

and given him an acid bath .

Okay, most likely suspect
would be this weekend's renter,

namely one, Cody Roberts,
who is particularly suspicious

because A, he has a porn name . Cody Roberts .

But also B, no profile pic,
no personal info on the site,

zero web presence, he is a ghost .

No Internet presence just like our victim .

Could be a coincidence, but unlikely .

We've searched all Mark's files .

No rental agreement paperwork .

Not surprising .

Nobody under 40 prints
out hard copies anymore .

I so knew that . My peeps .

- Mmm-hmm .
- I was 30, like, five minutes ago .

Long minutes .

All right, so, what are we theorizing ?

Cody rents the unit, possibly to
use it for something more illicit

than an anything-goes party .

Maybe he catches Cody in the
act, Cody takes him down .

- NYPD !
- don't move !

- Whoa ! don't shoot . I . . . I live here .
- Mark Harris ?

This is insane .

I'd rented out my place dozens of
times just to make a few extra bucks .

I never thought . . .

And you were away all weekend ?

We just caught the jitney
back from the Hamptons .

Cody was supposed to leave tonight .

Yeah, well, judging by the
remains we found in that bathtub,

it looks like Cody checked out for good .

- What do you know about him ?
- Uh, not much .

Um, he picked up the keys on Friday .

- He seemed like a nice guy .
- We only spoke to him for a minute .

Did you notice anything suspicious ?

This is random, but a black Escalade
was parked across the street .

A woman was inside watching the block .

Figured she was spying
on a cheating husband .

Long shot, but we'll check it out .

Do you notice anything
missing or out of place ?

Here, bedroom . . .

Not missing . . .

I clean a drawer out for renters to use .

This must be Cody's stuff .

- Hey, dad .
- Hey, boys .

Ethan, you wanna come check out my room ?

- Hey, Ethan .
- I'm so sorry we're late .

Uh, you're not Ethan's dad .

Uh, no, no, I'm Ethan's mom .

- Nora .
- Jake ! No worries about being late .

I was just doing some laundry .

Wow !

It is so refreshing to see a man actually

take some responsibility around the house .

Not like my ex .

He flaked tonight, last minute as usual .

And I had to race to get
the boys from soccer .

Well, I'm just learning the
divorced parents shuffle myself .

Well, I also blew it and didn't
have a chance to feed them .

- So, they're probably starving .
- No sweat .

I'll just order some pizza, why
don't you and Ethan join us ?

Uh . . .

Okay, sure . Thanks .

Amazing news ! I found Mark's dentist .

Better news ! We found Mark alive .

Never mind then .

Background check on Cody
Roberts came up goose eggs .

Prints were lifted from his
possessions, aren't on file,

could be a fake name, an alias .

Oh ! Hello, little clue .

Melody Buddies . Oh . . .

No, it's one of those
mommy and me music classes .

Tomorrow's 9:00 A .M . class is circled .

Maybe Cody's a divorced
dad, kid's in the class .

I think I'll be sick tomorrow .

I swore that I would never go back .

Laura, come on .

It's a bunch of little kids singing
and dancing . Can't be that bad .

You, my friend, have a lot to
learn about the joys of parenting .

Now if you'll excuse me, my
king size hotel bed is calling .

A cop ?

- That's incredible .
- Captain, actually .

Wow !

It's just a job .

My ex is a plumber .

He unclogs toilets .

That's just a job . You . . . you save lives .

Well, yeah, I try to .

It's so dangerous . Don't you get scared ?

I'd like to say no, but I am human so, yeah .

And I just try and remember,
it's not about me,

it's about making the city
safe for my kids and yours .

Well . . .

Thank you .

For the kids .

Mmm .

Hi .

Goodbye, Cartoon N etwork . Hello, bravo .

And heaven .

Worst invention since Gymboree .

But I came prepared .

Ear plugs ? What don't you have in that bag ?

Oh, I snagged all kinds of free
stuff from the hotel room, here .

Want that ?

You know you have to
pay for all this, right ?

- What ?
- Oh, yeah .

Oh, well .

Pretty loose definition
of melody and buddies .

- We need to time share those ear plugs .
- No, I got you covered .

Straight men stand out like a
sore thumb at these classes .

It's all just moms, gay dads and nannies .

Good to be me .

- Brutal, huh ?
- Tell me about it .

You, um, waiting for someone ?

You too, huh ?

Cody better hurry up and get
here . My ears are bleeding .

- Is that an ear plug ?
- Oh, I ain't playing .

Nothing a little Christy won't cure .

Christy ?

Is that a friend of Cody's ?

Christy ?

You know, crystal ?

Meth ! Oh !

Keep it down, newbie .

Sorry, sorry . I'm just . . .
I'm crashing really hard .

Just . . . Cody better get here fast .

Well, Cody's not coming .

But you're coming with me .

I was just so tired .

Lunch boxes, morning drop-off,
the baby's endless stream of diapers .

I was losing my mind .

Anyway, then one day I met Cody .

And he said that he had something
to make all that go away .

Babysitter and a maid . Oh, no .

- Crystal meth .
- Okay, you can mock, but it's amazing .

Weight loss, endless
patience, constant euphoria .

Cleaning the house never felt so good .

Little mother's helper .

I've got to admit, it sounds great .

Until you remember that it's an illegal
addictive drug that ruins lives .

Okay, tell me about Cody .

- Where did you meet him ?
- He showed up one day at class .

He was sweet . He even had this
s-s-stutter when he was n-n-nervous .

I trusted him . So . . .

When he offered me a
sample, I thought, why not ?

- He said all the moms are doing it .
- Smart sales pitch .

- So, did you ever see him anywhere else ?
- No .

But one time, I got stuck in a PTA
meeting and I had to miss the class .

I was totally freaking out . I
thought I was gonna chew my lips off .

Anyway, uh, so I texted him .

And he said that just this
once as a special favor,

I could score from his partner .

A partner ? Okay, what's his name ?

I don't know, I never saw the guy .

How did you get the drugs ?

There's a Rollerblade rental
place out in the Rockaways

near Beach and 118th .

You rent a pair of rollerblades,
size six and three-quarters .

That's not a size .

Exactly .

I'd like to rent a pair .

Size six and three-quarters .

- So you rent the blades, then what ?
- He gives you a locker

to put your street shoes in .

You put 200 bucks in the left shoe .

You go away and come back 20 minutes later,

you've burned 500 calories

and there's a week's supply in your shoe .

So, wait at the locker and bust the drop .

Piece of cake .

Hey !

Excuse me ! Excuse me !

Hold it, hold it . don't move !

I said don't move !

Don't make me shoot you . Come on, man !

Get down .

Okay, you are under arrest, sketch .

You have the right to remain silent .

Wait ! You're the police ?

Oh, thank God .

Who did you think we were ?

Jimmy's muscle .

Thank you .

Who's Jimmy ?

A freaking psychopath and the
biggest meth dealer in the city .

Well, if you are just a penny ante dealer

slinging crystal on the beach,
why'd Jimmy want you dead ?

'Cause Cody was my partner
and word in the street

was that Jimmy had him
whacked, so I figured I was next .

So you blew up your house ?

Yeah, it was a booby trap .
It's pretty sick, right ?

That is a word for it, yes .

I mean, you know, it gave
me a chance to escape

if Jimmy's people showed up .

But instead you're being arrested
for selling meth and arson .

Exactly, you see, it was just
a simple misunderstanding .

Is there a brain in your head ?

Tell us about Cody .

He was Jimmy's best dealer
'cause he didn't look like a dealer .

So, what did he look like exactly ?

You know, normal, no tats,
no scars, just kinda nerdy like .

So, safe . No wonder the meth
moms gravitated towards him .

That was Jimmy's idea, you know .

An untapped market,
Jimmy made a lot of dough .

If Cody was so good, then
why did Jimmy want him dead ?

Cody wanted out . Quit the game, go straight .

But you don't quit Jimmy and live .

Where do we find Jimmy ?

Hey, look, I don't know who
Jimmy is, much less where he is .

Okay ?

Okay, slick, listen .

You even want a shot at a plea bargain,

then I'm gonna need more than that .

All I know is Cody picked up the liquid
meth from a cook at a bodega downtown .

All right ?

Looks like Cody's
partner told the truth .

This isn't your typical mom and pop shop .

I'll keep you posted .

I'm low on peanut butter
and bubblegum mouthwash,

but I'm feeling this isn't the place .

You got that right . I have a gun
in that wooden shop in there .

Oh !

I'm guessing that isn't Sprite .

Liquid meth .

The old Breaking Bad days where you
cook it from scratch are old school .

Now, you just pour and fry .

Like my pancakes .

Shall we ?

All units, we're moving in .

Excuse me ?

We're gonna need to take those .

Bloomberg's out of office, but
his war on sugar isn't over, so . . .

Is there a problem here, mamacita ?

Okay, hey . Hey, easy, muchacho .

Who're you calling boy, guera ?

Who're you calling guera, boy ?

What's a guera ?

White lady .

Fair enough . Okay, I'll tell you what .

Let's put the name calling aside .

We need to confiscate those bottles .

Aw !

Big mistake .

Hands behind your back . Behind your back .

Punching a cop ?

How much meth are you on ?

- Bite me, guera .
- What ?

I am so sorry, detective .

Excuse me ?

I tried to pull back, but
I had to make it look real .

Am I missing something here ?

Alejandro Padilla, DEA .

I'm long term undercover .

If I hadn't clocked you like that

you and your partner
could've blown my operation .

I'm calling the New York
division to confirm .

Give them operation code
tango-X-ray-Victor-five .

My handler will give you all
the confirmation that you need .

Who's your target ?

The biggest new meth supplier
in the city, goes by Jimmy .

- What about a last name ?
- That's all I got .

I've been working this group for six
months, haven't laid eyes on him .

We are looking at Jimmy for homicide .

Not surprised .

People who cross Jimmy have a
way of disappearing permanently .

Do you have any leads ?

I just got word today that the weekly
shipment is coming in tomorrow .

If Jimmy shows up for the
drop, we bust the entire ring .

And just maybe, Cody's killer .

You checked out .

And your office approved
a joint NYPD-DEA operation

to hit Jimmy's meth shipment tomorrow . . .

- On one condition .
- Which is ?

We get dibs on Jimmy and the box .

Murder trumps meth .

I got no problem letting you get first shot .

I'll avoid the arrest of you and your crew

and get you back on the street
before the meet goes down .

Deal .

But I have a condition too .

Hmm ?

Hook me up with that
sexy redheaded detective .

Don't even think about it .

Nora, is everything all right ? Is Ethan . . .

No, he's fine . I just dropped
him off at his dad's . But . . .

Big surprise, my ex was
acting like a complete jerk .

- Come on in .
- I'm just so upset and I was in the area

and I really needed to
talk to somebody who . . .

- Gets it ?
- Yeah .

Believe me, I do .

Dealing with exes is a special kind of hell .

I mean, you love them,
they're the parent of your child,

- but sometimes you wanna . . .
- Kill them ?

Cuff me now, detective .
I'm as guilty as charged .

- Can I get you a drink ?
- Yeah .

It's just not okay for him to say
these things to Ethan about me .

I mean, I may not be as thin as
his anorexic spin instructor, but . . .

I mean . . .

Do I look fat to you ?

Fat ?

You look great .

The next man in your life is gonna treat you

much better than your ex ever did .

Okay .

Hey, hey . Are you all right ?

I'm . . . I'm fine . It's just . . .

You're a really nice guy .

I'm not used to talking to someone like you .

- I'm sorry .
- No, there's no need to be .

And you're gonna be okay .

Oh !

No, I . . .

I . . . I can't do this . Not in Laura's house .

It used to be your house .

For easy access .

Nora, we are not having sex .

My boys are upstairs .

- Hello ?
- Is everything all right ?

Yeah, we're all good .

You don't sound all good . I'm coming home .

No, no, no .

You'll wake the boys up .

Well, good . 'Cause I need some hugs .

Laura, look, just . . . just enjoy the hotel .

Have another massage on me .

I . . . I've got this . We're all good .

- If you say so .
- Okay, bye .

Daddy ?

- Hey, buddy .
- Hey, daddy .

You okay ?

Why were you wrestling with Ethan's mommy ?

Don't be silly . You're dreaming .

Ethan and his mommy were here last night .

Oh, okay .

Okay . Come on, let's get you back to bed .

I'm gonna bust him and
then I'm gonna kill him .

Then I'm gonna tap dance on his grave .

Tell me how you really feel .

Jimmy sells meth to moms .

Over-worked, under-appreciated,
stressed-out moms .

Hanging is too good for him .

Couple of nights in a swanky hotel

has done wonders for your stress levels .

There's some things that room service
and a high thread count can't cure .

Oh, truck's pulling in .

Looks like something is about to go down .

Okay, all teams, hold your positions,

- wait for the hand-off .
- Roger that .

Hold .

Hold .

- Okay, now . Go, go, go .
- Yes .

Move it !

Let's go !

Let's go, let's go, let's go .

Turn around !

- Let's see it !
- Turn around !

- Yes !
- Yes !

Hands behind your back .

Grab the woman .

Blonde hair, sunglasses, white coat,

on your eastern perimeter .

Stop right there !

Get down .

How did you know the
kingpin was actually a queen ?

Who but another woman

would know that bone-tired, exhausted moms

were an untapped market for crystal meth .

Oh, I can't wait to get her in the box .

That came out wrong .

I know what you meant .

But Jimmy is lawyered up
and isn't saying squat .

Oh, damn it .

If I can't question her, I could
still put her in a line-up .

We got a witness that I don't know about ?

Mark .

The guy who rented his
apartment to Cody Roberts

said that he saw a woman staking
out the building the other night .

Maybe he could place Jimmy
at the scene of the crime .

It's a Hail Mary, but it's
all we got, let's try it .

I won't bring anyone in until you're ready .

Do you need some water ?

No, I'm okay .

This whole thing has
just really shaken me up .

I can't stand to be in
the apartment anymore .

What was in the tub .

I can't stop thinking about it .

Him . Ugh !

I think we're gonna get away
for a few weeks, sit on a beach .

Think happy thoughts .

Sounds like a great idea .

Ready when you are .

Are you sure she can't see me ?

I promise .

She will not see your face,
she will not know your name .

- Okay ?
- Okay .

Okay . Bring them in .

Line up against the wall, please .

Do you see anyone you recognize ?

Number . . .

Number two .

That's . . . that's her .

She's the one I saw .

He even had this s-s-stutter
when he was n-n-nervous .

Great .

Great .

Uh, we just have some paperwork to
fill out and a few questions to ask .

Of course .

No problem .

He picked Jimmy out of the lineup .

Good call . Looks like we
found ourselves Cody's killer .

Jimmy's guilty of a lot of
things, but not killing Cody .

I don't understand . He
picked her out of the lineup .

We have motive and opportunity .

What am I missing ?

The right victim .

Jimmy didn't kill Cody,

because Cody is sitting
next to my desk, right now .

Do you really think that unassuming guy

is a criminal mastermind
and a ruthless killer ?

He crushed at selling meth
because he's an unassuming guy .

I think Cody's old partner did
say he was something of a nerd .

I know he wanted out,
a vacation from his life .

But you don't quit Jimmy and live .

So Cody decides to stage his own death,

assume a new identity,

he scrolls down NY pad exchange
and finds the perfect victim .

Which was Mark, a loner who
looked sort of like Cody .

No social life, no web presence

and his only neighbor was
a half-blind old lady .

And because neither had a criminal record,

we couldn't use his prints to prove
that he was lying about his identity .

Which explains the acid bath .

Cody deliberately erased all identifying
features to cover his tracks .

He figured that we would ID the victim
as Cody and the killer as Jimmy .

And Cody walks away with a new identity .

And his scary old boss behind bars .

Flawless plan .

But Cody couldn't get rid of his own flaw .

His stutter .

So, how do we prove it ?

Let's see how well Cody
knows his doppelganger .

What kind of questions ?

Police department order 14-3 mandates

we ask all witnesses to complete
a quality control survey .

Waste of time, but . . .

I gotta ask or our funding
gets Cut .

Bureaucracy sucks . Help me out .

Ask away .

What is your mother's maiden name ?

- Missinger .
- Hmm .

- What hospital were you born in ?
- St . Francis .

- Which city were you born in ?
- Roslyn .

Where did you attend junior high school ?

Roslyn Middle .

- Who was your sixth grade teacher ?
- Mrs . Buxbomb .

What exactly does this have
to do with quality control ?

Oh, you can take it up with city hall .

Buxbomb . . . That's a name .

Listen, I . . . I really wanna help you
out, but I have a flight to catch .

Have a nice trip .

What're you so happy about ?

Max checked out all his answers,
he nailed every question,

and maybe he is who he says he is .

Who was your sixth grade teacher ?

I don't know . Some blonde lady .

Exactly . No one remembers
that minutia right off the bat .

Cody has every detail of
Mark's life down pat . Too pat .

You're forgetting one very important detail .

Mark's girlfriend Corrine . . .

I mean, how does she fit into this theory ?

She must be Cody's girlfriend .

Who became Mark's fake
girlfriend to study his life .

Or maybe that's just a bunch of crazy talk .

And she's just an innocent pawn .

I don't think so .

"I don't think so" is a long way

from proof beyond reasonable doubt .

Not a problem .

There's one way to prove
it beyond all doubt .

Detectives, may I present
Mark's dentist, Dr . Chang ?

Thanks for coming down, Dr . Chang .

Hey, my pleasure . I've never
been in a police precinct before .

Wow, you've dodged a bullet .

I can't tell you how many
dentists I've arrested

for getting a little too friendly
with their anesthetized patients .

Oh-ho, not me .

I use nitrous, you know, laughing gas .

More fun than a barrel of monkeys .

If the monkeys don't have
a crippling dental phobia .

So you brought Mark Harris' dental records ?

- Right here .
- Thanks .

All right, is this Mark ?

I think so . It's been a few years, but . . .

I pay more attention to
the chompers than the face .

I think someone is
self-medicating on laughing gas .

Well, this is the first time in my career

that I've been asked to
compare autopsy dentals

with a guy who's alive and well .

Or is he ?

If the corpse in the tub
was the real Mark Harris,

then the X-rays you took
should be an exact match .

Well, they are not .

- Sorry, Laura .
- He's right .

These two mouths are as
different as our hairstyles .

This doesn't make sense . I am
certain this guy is an impostor .

Sorry it didn't work out .

Come see us for your next exam .

We specialize in treating dental phobics .

And we have Pac-Man .

I think it's time
to throw in the towel .

I mean, for your theory to hold,

Cody would've had to somehow
switch out those dental records .

Gah !

- Son of a bitch !
- What ?

He did .

Huh !

Corrine, you naughty girl !

The apartment has been completely cleared .

Looks like Cody's on the run .

All right, all right . Thanks .

Got an APB out on both
him and the girlfriend .

Homeland put them both on the no-fly list .

Max, where are we on financials ?

Credit cards and bank
statements are both frozen .

Gonna be hard to run with no do-re-mi .

Yoo-hoo, I need a detective .

No, the redheaded lady detective .

Maureen O'Hara with a gun .

Over there .

Mrs . Greenberg .

Oh, there you are, pretty lady .

Are you okay ?

No, I'm certainly not .

I got to the checkout line at D'agostino's,

I put my hand in my bag
and my wallet was missing .

Maybe you left it at home .

I'm not an idiot . Someone lifted it .

Does Mark have a key to your apartment ?

Yes, for an emergency . Just like I have his .

Although, a lot of good that did .

We have an APB out on Cody Roberts .

But no one looking for Lillian Greenberg .

- Max ?
- Already on it .

Here we go .

Lillian Greenberg's credit card statements .

Lot of cat toys .

I'm an indulgent mother . Sue me .

Lookie here, an hour ago she purchased

two tickets on a Greyhound to Boca, tonight .

I certainly did not .

Such a bunch of yentas in Boca .

Here we go .

We'll stake out port
authority for our boy Cody .

Hold your horses . You might
be able to catch him sooner .

He's going from ATM to
ATM in his neighborhood

pulling cash from all her accounts .

Get away cash .

Don't leave home without it .

Put your
hands where we can see them !

Hell of a solve .

Gotta admit, I doubted you big time .

What else is new ? Thankfully, I ignored you .

What else is new ?

Uh, Sammy is picking the
boys up at the house in 15 .

On my way . I'm in sweet
little boy withdrawal .

So, nesting ?

- I'm over it .
- Thank God .

Nora on two .

Nora ?

Hey . How are . . .

You left what in my ex-wife's house ?

Who's up for ketchup and pickle sandwiches ?

Ew . No .

Everyone's a critic .

Delivery man .

Hello ?

Oh, I was . . . I decimated your
fridge so brought Chinese food .

That's so thoughtful .

Well, you know me .

I do know you .

Which is why I'm confused
about the Chinese food .

The pink monster will eat you .

The pink monster will eat you .

No .

Pink monster is not a play thing .

You were playing with it in my dream .

That was a nightmare, actually .

And I suggest that you forget about it .

Dinner's ready .

Moo shu, going once, moo shu . Going twice .

- I only want the outside !
- Me too .

Only eat the outside ? The
healthy stuff is on the inside .

The healthy stuff is disgusting .

Well, if you eat the healthy stuff,

look what you get afterwards .

Fortune cookies !

Fortune cookies !

Duck sauce .

Who's ready ?