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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:56,329 Your dad bought you slingshots? 2 00:00:56,329 --> 00:00:58,529 Throw them to the ground and put your hands where I can see them. 3 00:01:00,951 --> 00:01:03,167 Don't move a muscle! 4 00:01:03,536 --> 00:01:06,037 Or you will be grounded until the apocalypse. 5 00:01:06,039 --> 00:01:07,754 What is the popocalypse? 6 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:10,375 It's a long time to be grounded. 7 00:01:10,426 --> 00:01:12,376 I told you we should have pretended to cry. 8 00:01:13,295 --> 00:01:15,212 Those monsters broke my window, 9 00:01:15,215 --> 00:01:16,546 and you're gonna pay for it! 10 00:01:16,549 --> 00:01:19,283 Ned, I am very sorry to hear about the damage. 11 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,551 But just to clarify, 12 00:01:20,552 --> 00:01:24,438 and remember, giving false information to a police officer is... 13 00:01:24,774 --> 00:01:25,856 a crime. 14 00:01:25,891 --> 00:01:28,893 Did you see my boys throw the ball? 15 00:01:28,944 --> 00:01:29,978 No. 16 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:32,729 Are you aware that my boys don't own a baseball? 17 00:01:33,066 --> 00:01:34,486 - No. - You know, maybe it's best 18 00:01:34,486 --> 00:01:36,528 for you to hold on to that 19 00:01:36,528 --> 00:01:40,070 until the actual perpetrator is brought to justice. 20 00:01:42,658 --> 00:01:45,710 Shh. Pretend you're invisible and she'll go away. 21 00:01:45,745 --> 00:01:48,829 Did we just not discuss the popocalypse? 22 00:01:48,882 --> 00:01:50,465 You can't yell at us in here. 23 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:51,748 Oh, really? 24 00:01:53,753 --> 00:01:54,801 And why is that? 25 00:01:54,837 --> 00:01:57,371 Because we're in the safety zone. 26 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,289 - Nice try. - Oh, yeah. 27 00:02:00,093 --> 00:02:03,394 We are gonna talk about vandalism. 28 00:02:04,147 --> 00:02:05,228 Oh... 29 00:02:05,265 --> 00:02:08,098 And you owe me a baseball! 30 00:02:12,989 --> 00:02:14,489 Diamond. This is my day off, so don't... 31 00:02:14,524 --> 00:02:18,026 Homicide at the wharf. Your card was in the victim's pocket. 32 00:02:18,078 --> 00:02:19,443 I'll be there as soon as I can. 33 00:02:29,955 --> 00:02:31,038 Hi. 34 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:32,840 Sorry. 35 00:02:33,259 --> 00:02:35,425 Breaking in a new babysitter this week. 36 00:02:35,461 --> 00:02:36,461 What do we got? 37 00:02:36,513 --> 00:02:37,762 We got male, 38 00:02:38,048 --> 00:02:40,430 mid-60s, shot once in the back, 39 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:42,099 found floating under the pier. 40 00:02:42,301 --> 00:02:43,968 And my card was in his pocket? 41 00:02:43,969 --> 00:02:45,469 Your unlucky day. 42 00:02:47,524 --> 00:02:48,855 Oh... 43 00:02:49,641 --> 00:02:50,675 My God. 44 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,612 Saint Jerry. 45 00:02:55,647 --> 00:02:57,598 Real name is Jeremy Patch. 46 00:02:57,634 --> 00:03:00,818 Patron saint of the downtrodden of lower Manhattan. 47 00:03:00,854 --> 00:03:04,122 His bar was my go-to haunt when I was in the academy. 48 00:03:04,157 --> 00:03:06,324 Jake and I hung out there before we were married. 49 00:03:06,325 --> 00:03:08,658 Jeremy's Ale House on Front? 50 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:11,711 That is not exactly a cop-friendly environment. 51 00:03:11,747 --> 00:03:13,330 Jerry knew that I was on the job. 52 00:03:13,332 --> 00:03:14,632 Never spilt my secret. 53 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,752 Well, I am guessing he wanted to reach out to you. 54 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:20,538 Of course, I also found a few marbles, 55 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:22,840 a book of matches, some old receipts. 56 00:03:22,891 --> 00:03:23,974 That's Jerry. 57 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:25,926 Forever the packrat. 58 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,847 Okay... 59 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:34,901 So he was fishing there, shot in the back, 60 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:37,854 fell into the water. Any shell casings? 61 00:03:37,906 --> 00:03:38,906 Nope. 62 00:03:42,361 --> 00:03:43,661 Oh, Jerry... 63 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:47,615 I am going to find the bastard that did this to you. 64 00:03:50,836 --> 00:03:51,953 Morning, captain. 65 00:03:52,004 --> 00:03:53,638 Just heard over the radio. 66 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:57,707 Saint Jerry. 67 00:03:59,211 --> 00:04:01,262 I haven't seen him since the twins were born. 68 00:04:02,431 --> 00:04:04,931 There wouldn't be an "us," if it wasn't for Jerry. 69 00:04:05,634 --> 00:04:08,519 Lot of people wouldn't have been anything without Jerry. 70 00:04:11,274 --> 00:04:13,858 Don't tell me that tourist is taking a selfie 71 00:04:13,893 --> 00:04:15,725 with Jerry's dead body as the background. 72 00:04:15,728 --> 00:04:16,726 Hey! 73 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:19,980 The Statue of Liberty is that way! 74 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:21,281 Fanny pack! 75 00:04:21,985 --> 00:04:23,884 Go on! Nah-ah! 76 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:24,901 I will... 77 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:30,834 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com 78 00:04:45,225 --> 00:04:46,923 I'm so sorry, Ruby. 79 00:04:46,975 --> 00:04:48,675 I know you are, sweets. 80 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:52,012 He loved you kids so much. 81 00:04:52,064 --> 00:04:53,430 We loved him. 82 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:55,682 When was the last time you saw him, Ruby? 83 00:04:55,735 --> 00:04:56,766 This morning. 84 00:04:57,437 --> 00:05:00,120 He left before dawn, like always, 85 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:03,124 to go drop his line and try for a catch of the day. 86 00:05:03,158 --> 00:05:05,742 I got to open that gate, 87 00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:07,778 or else I'm gonna totally lose my mind. 88 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,038 Jerry loved the way the light poured in, didn't he? 89 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,339 Remember what he called it? 90 00:05:20,509 --> 00:05:22,459 - The last... - Slice of sunshine 91 00:05:22,461 --> 00:05:23,543 in New York City. 92 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,298 All those Sunday biker brunches. 93 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:31,851 Who'd think that fried spam on wonder bread could taste so good! 94 00:05:31,887 --> 00:05:34,187 It didn't. We were drunk. 95 00:05:35,992 --> 00:05:37,441 The place looks great, Ruby. 96 00:05:37,476 --> 00:05:38,776 Don't sound so surprised. 97 00:05:38,978 --> 00:05:41,812 - No, no. It's just it used to be a... - A dump. 98 00:05:42,148 --> 00:05:43,396 It's not the word I would've chosen. 99 00:05:43,449 --> 00:05:45,031 We got this code bomber. 100 00:05:45,468 --> 00:05:47,718 He gets off making complaints to the city, 101 00:05:48,036 --> 00:05:49,319 everything from noise, 102 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:51,488 to parking, to health code. 103 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:53,658 Feel like I spend half my day cleaning now. 104 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:54,908 We're looking for motive, Ruby. 105 00:05:55,161 --> 00:05:56,726 You think this guy could be a suspect? 106 00:05:56,762 --> 00:05:58,329 If I knew who it was, I could say. 107 00:05:58,331 --> 00:06:00,331 Any chance this is about money? 108 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:03,216 I mean, we always had enough to pay our bills, 109 00:06:03,252 --> 00:06:04,968 but not much more than that. 110 00:06:05,305 --> 00:06:07,555 I gave up the thought a long time ago 111 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:10,223 that we were gonna cash out and retire to Florida, 112 00:06:10,259 --> 00:06:12,475 the way the two of you are gonna do someday. 113 00:06:13,846 --> 00:06:15,812 We're not together anymore, Ruby. 114 00:06:15,848 --> 00:06:16,846 Get out... 115 00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:19,783 The young lovebirds? 116 00:06:19,819 --> 00:06:21,018 A long time ago. 117 00:06:21,687 --> 00:06:24,788 Ruby, can you think of anyone who might have had it in for Jerry? 118 00:06:24,824 --> 00:06:26,524 Everybody loved that man. 119 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:28,858 And he loved everybody. 120 00:06:32,365 --> 00:06:33,581 What is it, Ruby? 121 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:36,149 There's this homeless guy... 122 00:06:36,786 --> 00:06:38,536 Crazy Eddie. 123 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:42,540 Jerry let him sleep in the storage room sometimes, but he went off his meds 124 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:45,343 and he got a little loud, and Jerry made him leave. 125 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:49,213 Eddie Fainlen, violent priors, 126 00:06:49,215 --> 00:06:50,715 long psych history, 127 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:53,216 - hence the crazy. - Where do we find this guy? 128 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,105 Last social services report had him camped under a scaffolding in midtown. 129 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:03,194 Thanks. 130 00:07:03,228 --> 00:07:05,312 So, you did all the background checks? 131 00:07:05,365 --> 00:07:07,230 State, FBI, Homeland Security? 132 00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:09,567 She is as clean as a baby's bottom. 133 00:07:09,619 --> 00:07:11,701 "Soft" as a baby's bottom? 134 00:07:11,903 --> 00:07:14,237 - Clean, nah-uh. Trust me. - Copy that. 135 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:17,207 And after a two-hour interview and three government agencies, 136 00:07:17,242 --> 00:07:19,627 you can trust this babysitter, okay? She checks out. 137 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:22,913 I trust her, she's with them right now, isn't she? 138 00:07:22,915 --> 00:07:26,800 But trust is a multi-faceted concept for a mother. 139 00:07:27,252 --> 00:07:29,970 So swing by. Be discreet. 140 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:32,088 - Ish. - Okay, ish. 141 00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:34,925 - What was that about? - Covert mission. 142 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:40,932 This must be the place. 143 00:07:40,983 --> 00:07:42,066 Mmm-hmm. 144 00:07:45,738 --> 00:07:47,105 What are you, a heathen? 145 00:07:47,941 --> 00:07:49,072 Knock, knock! 146 00:07:49,108 --> 00:07:52,026 - Who's there? - Detectives Diamond and Soto. 147 00:07:54,781 --> 00:07:56,497 CIA, NSA? 148 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,584 - DOD? - NYPD. 149 00:07:59,619 --> 00:08:01,035 Eddie, we're the good guys. 150 00:08:01,288 --> 00:08:03,288 Show me some ID. 151 00:08:03,923 --> 00:08:04,923 Good idea, Eddie. 152 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,209 You really can never be too careful. 153 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:12,629 Yeah. 154 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:16,800 They're, they're after me. 155 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:18,853 I, I know too much... 156 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,387 I can see the black helicopters 157 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:23,057 circling at night. 158 00:08:23,643 --> 00:08:25,643 - Spying on me! - Easy, Eddie... 159 00:08:25,644 --> 00:08:27,978 - I'm black, white... - Easy, Eddie, Eddie... gun! 160 00:08:29,165 --> 00:08:31,149 Ahhh! Don't kill me! 161 00:08:31,201 --> 00:08:33,817 - Don't kill me! Don't kill me! - Relax. Turn around. 162 00:08:33,986 --> 00:08:35,119 - Just relax. - Don't kill me! 163 00:08:35,654 --> 00:08:36,988 This was my day off. 164 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,240 Got him. 165 00:08:46,899 --> 00:08:49,232 Eddie, I need to talk to you about Jerry Patch. 166 00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:51,018 Code name, Birdman. 167 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,520 Black op, highly classified, 168 00:08:53,773 --> 00:08:57,024 they put implants in my head! 169 00:08:57,025 --> 00:08:59,275 When I talk, they flip the switch. 170 00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:03,197 Zzzzz, I'm a dead man. They're probably listening now. 171 00:09:05,618 --> 00:09:07,201 Birdman is watching. 172 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:10,203 He'll know if I tell you. 173 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,374 He'll know if I tell you. 174 00:09:14,306 --> 00:09:16,039 He'll know if I tell you. 175 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:18,659 __ 176 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,130 We're supposed to get all that stuff? 177 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,349 Why? 178 00:09:23,352 --> 00:09:25,929 __ 179 00:09:30,426 --> 00:09:33,244 This is the safety zone, Eddie. 180 00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:35,062 They can't hear you in here. 181 00:09:35,114 --> 00:09:38,231 Yeah, but there are long range multi-directional high-frequency scanners... 182 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:39,817 But I got that covered. 183 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:40,868 The jammer's on. 184 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:42,937 The jammer's on? 185 00:09:42,971 --> 00:09:44,087 When I was growing up, 186 00:09:45,258 --> 00:09:46,756 we lived in Yonkers, 187 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:49,960 red brick building, 188 00:09:50,446 --> 00:09:52,580 right by the Metro-north tracks. 189 00:09:52,631 --> 00:09:54,581 Noisy, but that was a good thing. 190 00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:56,082 Me and my dad 191 00:09:56,635 --> 00:09:58,418 fought all the time, 192 00:09:58,421 --> 00:10:00,620 he told me I was throwing my life away. 193 00:10:01,423 --> 00:10:02,405 And then, 194 00:10:03,842 --> 00:10:04,841 I met Jerry. 195 00:10:06,729 --> 00:10:08,128 And he accepted me. 196 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,899 He didn't try to change me. 197 00:10:13,769 --> 00:10:15,936 And I loved him for that. 198 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:17,004 Me too. 199 00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:21,558 I ain't much... 200 00:10:23,645 --> 00:10:25,745 But he treated me 201 00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:27,280 like a man. 202 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:28,615 You know he's dead, 203 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Eddie? 204 00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,586 I heard this morning, 205 00:10:33,956 --> 00:10:36,624 over by the pier someone said. 206 00:10:36,676 --> 00:10:37,924 And it's my job 207 00:10:38,427 --> 00:10:40,043 to find out who killed him, 208 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:42,962 and I think you can help me. 209 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,965 - I know stuff... - Tell me. 210 00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,015 I don't know. 211 00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:48,635 - It's hard. - I know... 212 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:51,221 But I think you can do it. 213 00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:52,273 Code name, 214 00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,390 Birdman. 215 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:01,248 He's evil. He hated Jerry. 216 00:11:01,283 --> 00:11:05,285 He is always watching, spying on Jerry, on... 217 00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:08,956 He knows I'm here. 218 00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:11,292 He knows I'm talking to you. 219 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,576 Please don't let him get me. 220 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:15,995 - Please don't let him... - I won't... 221 00:11:17,832 --> 00:11:19,250 I promise. 222 00:11:26,274 --> 00:11:27,408 Okay. 223 00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:29,475 - Do we need to review the flashcards again? - No! 224 00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:31,644 - So, we're ready to play? - Yes! 225 00:11:31,681 --> 00:11:32,679 Game on! 226 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,232 - Buzz. - Nicholas. 227 00:11:36,269 --> 00:11:37,684 Harry Tub! 228 00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:39,519 Harriet Tubman. Good! 229 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:43,856 Who was an A-bo-li-tion-ist 230 00:11:43,859 --> 00:11:46,360 and spied for the 231 00:11:46,361 --> 00:11:49,113 union during the Civil... 232 00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:51,447 - War! - One space each! 233 00:11:53,869 --> 00:11:56,336 Max! Max! 234 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:58,871 - Can we open the door? - Sure. 235 00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:02,676 Hi, hello, I'm Max. Laura's Max. 236 00:12:02,928 --> 00:12:04,260 - May I help you? - Indeed you may. 237 00:12:04,547 --> 00:12:06,379 Laura is out in the field 238 00:12:06,432 --> 00:12:08,548 investigating an investigive matter. 239 00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,768 And she asked me to swing on by 240 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:14,221 to see if she had left a file on the counter. 241 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:19,893 But it is not... 242 00:12:21,397 --> 00:12:22,395 Okay, then. 243 00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:26,700 False alarm. 244 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,953 And I take it the empty mac and cheese box on the counter 245 00:12:29,989 --> 00:12:31,322 means the boys have, in fact, eaten lunch? 246 00:12:31,374 --> 00:12:33,407 - They have. Anything else? - That is all. 247 00:12:34,076 --> 00:12:36,626 Okay, I got to find that file that I was talking about. 248 00:12:36,662 --> 00:12:39,212 So, okay, well... All right. 249 00:12:39,465 --> 00:12:40,463 Um... 250 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:42,582 Onward. 251 00:12:44,253 --> 00:12:45,302 See you later. 252 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,139 He's weird, right? 253 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:50,256 - Duh! - Okay. 254 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:56,730 You put our only suspect in the psych ward? 255 00:12:56,932 --> 00:12:59,533 - What were you thinking? - That Eddie is sick and needs help. 256 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,583 He's not the shooter. 257 00:13:00,619 --> 00:13:03,770 Which conclusion you came to based on your famous and 258 00:13:04,105 --> 00:13:07,106 thoroughly inadmissible gut instinct. 259 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,275 Yes. 260 00:13:09,278 --> 00:13:11,077 Plus the fact that his gun, 261 00:13:11,113 --> 00:13:14,764 which is a different caliber than the murder weapon, is also completely inoperable. 262 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,368 But let's just go with my gut for short. 263 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:23,039 And uh, what does your gut tell you about this particular piece of evidence? 264 00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:29,212 Ned, the neighbor, dropped that off today. 265 00:13:29,264 --> 00:13:31,798 He said you told him the boys didn't own a baseball. 266 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,801 - Okay, are we done here? - I wish. 267 00:13:33,852 --> 00:13:36,803 No, Ned has a long list of grievances, 268 00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:39,306 including trampling on his grass, 269 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:43,309 chalk drawings on his sidewalk, which he couldn't bear to describe... 270 00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:45,895 It was a hot dog and donut holes! 271 00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:47,648 Second page... 272 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,399 Little men and their lists. 273 00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:51,985 Doesn't ned have anything better to do with his time? 274 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:53,320 Because I certainly do! 275 00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:58,875 - Status on the home front? - All quiet. 276 00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:01,077 Oh, come on. The boys eat babysitters for breakfast. 277 00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:02,830 Noey were eating peanut butter cracker thingies 278 00:14:02,881 --> 00:14:04,380 and talking about Civil War history. 279 00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:06,133 - Don't buy it. Go back. - On it. 280 00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,335 Code bomber? 281 00:14:08,336 --> 00:14:11,504 His complaints were all posted to city websites, so I backtracked the ISP 282 00:14:11,506 --> 00:14:14,006 - through the sub-routers embedded... - English, please. 283 00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:15,558 Okay, dumbing down. 284 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:18,846 The same Internet address used to report the complaints, 285 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:23,317 also hosts a bird-watching blog, which is not anonymous. 286 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:27,019 The author is Cyrus Speeler, who happens to live across the street from... 287 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:28,105 Jerry's bar. 288 00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:30,356 Damn. 289 00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:32,359 Crazy Eddie was right all along. 290 00:14:33,195 --> 00:14:35,611 Code name, Birdman. 291 00:14:36,197 --> 00:14:38,081 Jerry Patch is a menace. 292 00:14:38,116 --> 00:14:40,334 Something needed to be done a long time ago. 293 00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:43,036 I didn't pay $2 million for this apartment 294 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:46,590 to have my life ruined by that tattooed greaser. 295 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,292 - Kombucha? - Come whatcha? 296 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:50,626 Tea. I brewed some myself. 297 00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:54,715 It's excellent for the digestive tract, 298 00:14:55,301 --> 00:14:57,301 and also for the lymphatic system. 299 00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,187 Yes... 300 00:15:01,222 --> 00:15:03,841 I can see how that would pass right through you. 301 00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:07,610 What exactly did you do about Jerry Patch? 302 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:09,446 What any citizen should. 303 00:15:11,616 --> 00:15:13,783 File complaints with the department of health, 304 00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:15,067 the liquor board, 305 00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:17,181 - sanitation... - Pretty big binocular collection 306 00:15:17,181 --> 00:15:18,493 you got there. 307 00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:19,572 I understand you're a birdwatcher. 308 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,591 I prefer aviculturalist. 309 00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:22,708 My bad. 310 00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:24,961 My binoculars help me keep track 311 00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:27,246 of the local egrets and cormorants. 312 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:31,918 And also the dozens of code violations that plague this neighborhood. 313 00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:34,471 The worst offender is that noxious bar. 314 00:15:34,506 --> 00:15:36,889 I keep track of their transgressions. 315 00:15:36,926 --> 00:15:38,174 Little men and their lists. 316 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:39,927 Beg your pardon? 317 00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:42,678 The number of violations are certainly outrageous. 318 00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:43,980 I wish I could help. 319 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:48,434 But sadly, NYPD policy requires a written record of the offenses. 320 00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:50,153 Which, of course, I have kept. 321 00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:51,171 Oh! 322 00:15:51,774 --> 00:15:54,258 Cross-indexed by date 323 00:15:54,493 --> 00:15:58,110 and the appropriate section of the municipal code. 324 00:15:58,113 --> 00:15:59,613 Wow! 325 00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:01,447 - Very impressive. - Yes. 326 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,832 - May I? - Uh... 327 00:16:04,452 --> 00:16:06,452 You know, I would really love to show this to the mayor. 328 00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:10,957 As an example of outstanding citizenship. 329 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,125 You might even get a commendation. 330 00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,413 - I'd be honored. - Is it up-to-date? 331 00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:21,014 Are there any violations, say, from this morning 332 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,509 that you haven't had a chance to enter? 333 00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:24,638 It's current through 7:00 last night. 334 00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:30,193 See, that's when I join my audubon group for a local evening bird tour. 335 00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:33,980 We have some beautiful photos of great horned owls. 336 00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,481 - I'd love to see them. - Oh, well... 337 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:39,536 But we really need to follow up on the complaints in your notebook right away. 338 00:16:39,989 --> 00:16:42,206 What are you smiling about? Bird nerd's got an alibi. 339 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,240 Yes. 340 00:16:43,576 --> 00:16:46,393 But the nerd's notebook is a virtual security camera. 341 00:16:58,389 --> 00:16:59,389 Earth to Laura. 342 00:17:00,392 --> 00:17:01,642 Oh, damn it! 343 00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:04,510 I just had this shirt cleaned. 344 00:17:04,563 --> 00:17:05,561 My bad. 345 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,647 Hand sanitizer's not gonna work. 346 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:08,848 Soap is soap. 347 00:17:09,268 --> 00:17:10,267 Hmm... 348 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:13,819 Or not. 349 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,489 Get anything from the notebook? 350 00:17:15,523 --> 00:17:16,690 People are idiots. 351 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:19,992 Does no one understand what it means to live in an actual city? 352 00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:23,747 Complainers like my neighbor, old man buzzkill and 353 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,116 Cyrus the Birdman, they should just all move to North Dakota. 354 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:29,502 Would you get out of bird guy's OCD diary 355 00:17:29,538 --> 00:17:31,922 and get back in the field? We have a murder to solve. 356 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,423 Hold up, hold up. 357 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:35,791 Meredith, 358 00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:40,096 pull up the 911 calls from last Thursday at 11:17 P.M. 359 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:42,798 You really should learn how to use a computer, 360 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,718 they're becoming customary in the workplace. 361 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:49,806 Last Thursday, Cyrus called 911 to report a screaming match outside the bar. 362 00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,026 Sent. 363 00:17:54,712 --> 00:17:56,730 You have to do something. She's been screaming 364 00:17:56,731 --> 00:17:58,448 for seven minutes straight! 365 00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:00,784 Sir, we'll send a car as soon as one becomes available. 366 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,903 I can't sleep, that's a priority. 367 00:18:02,954 --> 00:18:04,738 I'm holding the phone out the window. 368 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:07,990 I'll kill you, Jerry, you hear me? I'll kill you! 369 00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:14,830 Looks like the OCD diary just gave us a suspect. 370 00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:17,917 You're welcome. 371 00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:21,421 Yes! 372 00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:28,961 I'll kill you, Jerry, you hear me? I'll kill you! 373 00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:30,913 Oh, my God. That's Faith McGowen. 374 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:33,000 She used to wait tables for us. 375 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:36,002 - Used to? - Well, Jerry fired her a couple weeks ago. 376 00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:38,838 Stuff kept going missing like people's wallets, 377 00:18:39,141 --> 00:18:41,173 and tip money. The only common denominator 378 00:18:41,226 --> 00:18:43,309 was it happened when Faith was working. 379 00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:44,845 Why didn't you mention this to me before? 380 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,463 'Cause Jerry never told me she went off on him like that. 381 00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:50,517 He told me that she was just grateful he didn't turn her in to the cops. 382 00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:51,684 Why would he lie? 383 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:54,688 You know Jerry, he never says a bad word about anybody. 384 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:58,575 He always did have a soft spot for those curvy girls. 385 00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:05,198 You think this could've been more than just a soft spot, Ruby? 386 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,416 Thirty years we were together, Jake. 387 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,702 That man never cheated on me. 388 00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:12,873 Also, she had a boyfriend, it was serious, nah. 389 00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:14,540 Any idea where she's working now? 390 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,426 I think she's at one of those knock-off biker joints. 391 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,298 In Brooklyn, it's the Bottom Rung 'cause we sent the last check there. 392 00:19:22,601 --> 00:19:25,719 Beards, baby faces, artisanal pickles. 393 00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:29,388 Looks like Faith downgraded from iconic to ironic. 394 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:30,941 Any sign of her? 395 00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:35,945 Yup, moving in. 396 00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:40,951 Check the damn card. 397 00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:44,788 Don't look at the weight, I was pregnant and bloated. 398 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:47,790 Thank you. 399 00:19:49,211 --> 00:19:50,861 How do you wanna handle this? 400 00:19:52,914 --> 00:19:53,913 Solo. 401 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,916 - You got it, granny. - Not funny. 402 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:03,472 Ask yourself this, 403 00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:09,229 if it takes two gallons of smog generating, ozone depleting gasoline, 404 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,648 to transport a typical American to work, 405 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:17,988 how many millions of gallons would it take 406 00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:19,105 to transport 407 00:20:19,157 --> 00:20:22,692 Han Solo from Tatooine 408 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,944 to Naboo? 409 00:20:27,449 --> 00:20:29,415 - Go away! - Copy that. 410 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:33,420 Sorry. 411 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,423 Come on, dude. 412 00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:42,295 - I didn't kill Jerry. - Then why did you threaten him? 413 00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:46,215 He caught me stealing. And I was embarrassed or whatever. 414 00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,368 You're covering for someone, aren't you? 415 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:51,137 I'm guessing it's a boyfriend? 416 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:52,605 What? No. 417 00:20:53,892 --> 00:20:56,859 Judging by the poorly hidden bruises on your body, 418 00:20:56,894 --> 00:20:58,694 your guy's a jealous, violent type. 419 00:20:59,064 --> 00:21:00,614 Probably never lets you out of his sight. 420 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:04,785 Comes to work to make sure you're not flirting with other guys. 421 00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,319 Steals a few wallets while he's at it. 422 00:21:11,993 --> 00:21:13,993 Hey! Hey! Come back here! 423 00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:27,673 Police officer in need of immediate assistance. 424 00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:29,226 Laura, go get that scumbag. 425 00:21:34,398 --> 00:21:37,150 Ever wanted a free pass to go as fast as you want in broad daylight? 426 00:21:37,435 --> 00:21:38,434 Hell, yeah. 427 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,188 Helmet's not negotiable. 428 00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,357 Go! Follow that motorcycle. 429 00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:55,367 Turn signal. 430 00:21:56,038 --> 00:21:57,420 Stop! It's not safe. 431 00:21:57,455 --> 00:21:58,471 He's getting away! 432 00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:07,713 Not anymore. 433 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,470 A little help here? 434 00:22:14,222 --> 00:22:16,856 You know what? Put this on your cheek. 435 00:22:16,892 --> 00:22:18,692 - No. - It's very absorbent. 436 00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:20,143 I'm fine. 437 00:22:21,313 --> 00:22:23,145 You don't look so fine. 438 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,031 Put pressure on it. 439 00:22:27,702 --> 00:22:30,569 And you, you might want to get changed before we go to Jerry's wake. 440 00:22:30,622 --> 00:22:31,788 I don't want everyone knowing that we're cops. 441 00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:33,105 Well, what am I supposed to wear? 442 00:22:33,141 --> 00:22:35,625 You must have something left in the closet from back in the day. 443 00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:05,188 Once a 6, always a 6. 444 00:23:10,778 --> 00:23:12,278 Whoa, mom! 445 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,030 - You look sexy! - No, I do not. 446 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,366 Did your father teach you that word? 447 00:23:18,753 --> 00:23:20,119 Apology accepted. 448 00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:23,589 Speaking of your father and his wonderful influence, 449 00:23:23,842 --> 00:23:27,042 you are each paying for half of Ned's window. 450 00:23:27,095 --> 00:23:28,678 Can't you pay half, mommy? 451 00:23:28,713 --> 00:23:30,096 You can't have three halves. 452 00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:32,015 Maybe daddy could pay half, too. 453 00:23:32,049 --> 00:23:34,300 You're going in the wrong direction. Piggy banks! 454 00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:36,603 Now. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 455 00:23:37,638 --> 00:23:39,972 Thank you so much for staying late tonight. 456 00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:41,357 - I quit. - What? 457 00:23:41,393 --> 00:23:43,859 - No, no, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 458 00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:45,811 You interview me up the ass, 459 00:23:45,864 --> 00:23:48,147 you come to my house, you meet my parents, 460 00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:49,566 my grandmother! 461 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:51,817 And still you don't trust me! 462 00:23:51,869 --> 00:23:54,237 Of course I don't trust you, I'm a police officer, 463 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:55,322 I don't trust anyone. 464 00:23:55,374 --> 00:23:57,824 But, I will trust you. Just... 465 00:23:58,492 --> 00:24:00,993 - Just give me time. - Sorry, time's run out. 466 00:24:01,829 --> 00:24:04,663 Later, gators. Promote racial equality. 467 00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:07,166 - Bye, Sammi. - And recycle. 468 00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:38,759 Boo! 469 00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:41,193 So this is what a jackhole who tries to outrun the NYPD looks like. 470 00:24:41,528 --> 00:24:43,628 - I got nothing to say. - You don't need to say a word. 471 00:24:43,964 --> 00:24:47,182 I figure you had your girlfriend cover for you while you stole from the bar. 472 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,885 Saint Jerry was an easy mark, but you got pissed 473 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:52,454 when he grew a pair, and fired her. 474 00:24:52,906 --> 00:24:54,056 If you beat your woman, 475 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,259 then I bet you're enough of a prick to shoot a Saint, huh? 476 00:24:58,479 --> 00:25:00,680 - You got nothing on me. - You're right. 477 00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:02,315 But I cared about Jerry. 478 00:25:02,349 --> 00:25:06,853 I'm not gonna rest easy until whoever did this spends 25 to life behind bars. 479 00:25:06,855 --> 00:25:09,105 So, forgive me if I play hardball. 480 00:25:12,609 --> 00:25:13,692 You can't do that! 481 00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:15,193 And yet, I just did. Now, 482 00:25:15,246 --> 00:25:18,163 without this little tasty morphine drip, 483 00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:20,165 you're gonna be in a world of hurt. 484 00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:27,323 I have nowhere to be, 485 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,925 so, I am just going to hang out here. 486 00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:31,626 Unless of course you have something you want to say. 487 00:25:32,596 --> 00:25:33,596 Okay... 488 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:35,163 Okay. 489 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:38,474 I didn't touch that guy. 490 00:25:38,474 --> 00:25:40,471 Forgive me if I don't just take your word for it. 491 00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:42,555 Any chance you have an alibi for yesterday morning? 492 00:25:42,606 --> 00:25:44,323 Okay, you want to play it that way... 493 00:25:44,358 --> 00:25:46,525 Your splint looks a little loose. 494 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,059 I am just going to, uh... 495 00:25:49,197 --> 00:25:51,447 - Tweak it. - I was in Jersey! 496 00:25:51,481 --> 00:25:54,115 At the shore hills mall just boosting a range rover. 497 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:56,067 Then I took it down to a chop shop in Newark. 498 00:25:56,069 --> 00:25:57,787 The address is in my jeans pocket. 499 00:25:58,538 --> 00:26:00,573 I swear! Now let go of that line! 500 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,541 Plea let go! I can't take the pain. 501 00:26:03,912 --> 00:26:05,827 This one is the saline drip, 502 00:26:06,381 --> 00:26:08,163 that one is the morphine drip, but, 503 00:26:08,215 --> 00:26:11,166 thank you for your confession, and... 504 00:26:11,586 --> 00:26:12,602 Yup! 505 00:26:13,086 --> 00:26:14,252 Say hello to rikers for me. 506 00:26:15,222 --> 00:26:17,589 Hey, that's anti-constitutional! 507 00:26:41,782 --> 00:26:42,865 Ow! 508 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,784 Okay! Still got it. 509 00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,286 What beautiful boys! 510 00:26:48,056 --> 00:26:51,289 But I don't know that you needed to bring them to my husband's wake... 511 00:26:51,342 --> 00:26:53,709 I'm sorry, babysitting disaster. 512 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,211 No, we're happy you're here. 513 00:26:55,262 --> 00:26:57,630 Um, how about you guys just go sit over there, okay? 514 00:26:57,965 --> 00:27:00,633 All right, everybody. 515 00:27:02,135 --> 00:27:03,134 To our friend, 516 00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:04,769 Jerry, 517 00:27:05,138 --> 00:27:07,022 a true man of the people. 518 00:27:07,808 --> 00:27:09,692 - Jerry! - Yes! 519 00:27:10,644 --> 00:27:13,112 Can't believe so many people came! 520 00:27:13,146 --> 00:27:14,145 Of course they came. 521 00:27:14,198 --> 00:27:18,284 He made this place a haven for rebels and rejects. 522 00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:23,204 I don't know, kinda feels like a last hurrah. 523 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:25,740 Maybe I... 524 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:28,411 should just go back down to Florida after all. 525 00:27:28,712 --> 00:27:30,261 You can't shut down. 526 00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:31,998 Who else would have us? 527 00:27:33,334 --> 00:27:35,835 I don't know about the rest of us, but I know who would have you. 528 00:27:35,886 --> 00:27:37,552 Baby daddy at two o'clock. 529 00:27:37,587 --> 00:27:40,172 Daddy! 530 00:27:41,009 --> 00:27:42,842 You brought 6-year-olds to a wake. 531 00:27:42,844 --> 00:27:45,760 It's time they understood the circle of life. 532 00:27:47,765 --> 00:27:49,682 Wow, and body shots... 533 00:27:50,017 --> 00:27:51,634 Hey, there are kids here. 534 00:27:54,188 --> 00:27:55,186 Yuck! 535 00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:05,530 Hey, 536 00:28:05,566 --> 00:28:08,616 how about that? They're playing your song. 537 00:28:11,705 --> 00:28:14,205 No, not a chance. Uh-uh, no way. 538 00:28:14,241 --> 00:28:18,626 Seeing the two of you out on the dance floor one last time, 539 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:21,380 that's just what Jerry would have wanted. 540 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,334 One dance. 541 00:28:26,086 --> 00:28:27,586 - One. - Uh-huh. 542 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,472 And keep your hands above the waist. 543 00:29:02,873 --> 00:29:04,339 This is not a good idea. 544 00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:07,292 It's just... it's too confusing for the boys. 545 00:29:08,461 --> 00:29:09,795 And not for you? 546 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,465 It's Eddie. 547 00:29:15,803 --> 00:29:16,801 Eddie? 548 00:29:18,605 --> 00:29:22,708 - How are you? - I wanted to thank you for helping me. 549 00:29:22,977 --> 00:29:24,192 I get a little... 550 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:25,978 You know, 551 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:27,313 when I'm off my meds. 552 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:28,864 I am glad you're feeling better. 553 00:29:29,482 --> 00:29:32,151 Is there anything more you can tell me about Jerry's death? 554 00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:33,451 I don't know what happened. 555 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,572 - I wish I did, I would tell you, I swear. - It's all right, Eddie, 556 00:29:36,624 --> 00:29:38,824 let me just fix you up a little bit. 557 00:29:42,496 --> 00:29:44,329 - Is this yours? - It must be Jerry's. 558 00:29:44,632 --> 00:29:45,798 He gave me this suit. 559 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,416 Would you mind emptying out all the pockets? 560 00:29:48,469 --> 00:29:49,468 Yeah. 561 00:29:52,339 --> 00:29:54,839 Saint Jerry, forever the packrat. 562 00:30:08,905 --> 00:30:10,189 Flaco Navarro. 563 00:30:10,691 --> 00:30:12,490 - The loan shark? - Know any other Flacos 564 00:30:12,526 --> 00:30:14,410 that hang out at Miguel's Pool Hall? 565 00:30:14,444 --> 00:30:17,112 Ruby said they were fine for money. Why would Jerry take a loan from him? 566 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:21,583 I don't know. But I do know that Flaco has skirted two murder prosecutions. 567 00:30:22,369 --> 00:30:23,969 Let's make sure there isn't a third. 568 00:30:34,315 --> 00:30:35,230 Flaco! 569 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:38,268 What you want, cop? 570 00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:39,685 A raise. 571 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:40,987 A cohiba. 572 00:30:42,356 --> 00:30:44,606 Yasiel puig in pin stripes. Que pena que no es un yankee, eh? 573 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,576 Eres cubano? 574 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:48,278 Mitad, mother's side. 575 00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:49,778 Y tu? Tambien? 576 00:30:50,832 --> 00:30:51,830 Yeah. 577 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,415 I'm from Havana. 578 00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:56,035 You think that makes us hermanos? 579 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,304 I think that makes us exactly what we are. 580 00:30:59,089 --> 00:31:01,974 Two hard-working paisanos just trying to make it in the big city. 581 00:31:04,346 --> 00:31:05,345 Verdad. 582 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,096 What can I do for you? 583 00:31:14,355 --> 00:31:15,555 Jerry Patch. 584 00:31:15,606 --> 00:31:16,806 El santo Jerry. 585 00:31:17,692 --> 00:31:18,807 I heard what happened. 586 00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:21,944 Que tragedia, ah? 587 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,229 Financial tragedy for you. 588 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,814 He was a little behind on the payments. 589 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:26,982 - But you tuned him up a little bit? - No. 590 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:29,868 I was real patient with Jerry. 591 00:31:30,571 --> 00:31:33,323 - I gave him time to make good. - Maybe you roughed him up. 592 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,909 Showed him the steel, no lo querias matar, but... 593 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,461 - Accidents happen. - You're not listening, cop. 594 00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:40,829 Jerry came to me. 595 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,165 He settled the debt. 596 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:45,000 - Total? - Full balance. 597 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:46,336 10 grand. 598 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:48,837 Plus interest. 599 00:31:48,890 --> 00:31:50,088 Que paquete, Flaco. 600 00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:53,175 - Jerry was broke. - Not anymore. 601 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,429 He said he got himself a silent partner. 602 00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:05,855 It doesn't make sense. 603 00:32:06,074 --> 00:32:09,174 Jerry never said anything about bringing on a partner. 604 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,426 I did all the books, he would have told me. 605 00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:14,079 We heard he was some super rich, yuppie type. 606 00:32:14,115 --> 00:32:15,248 You saw it at the wake. 607 00:32:16,284 --> 00:32:18,483 There's a lot of Wall Street guys that come to the bar. 608 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,288 Weekend warriors, they want to rub shoulders with real bikers, 609 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,624 while really they just ride around in limos. 610 00:32:24,659 --> 00:32:26,342 Ruby, does anybody stand out? 611 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:29,178 The suits, they all look alike to me. 612 00:32:30,065 --> 00:32:31,431 I'm sorry. 613 00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:35,218 I really am sorry, Jake. 614 00:32:35,269 --> 00:32:37,886 I just wish I'd paid better attention, 615 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:41,891 I just... I don't know what I wish. 616 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:48,897 Wall Street is infested with rich guys in limousines, 617 00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:50,950 but I have no idea how we find the right one. 618 00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:53,068 Oh, I know exactly how. 619 00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:56,572 "Limo on a fire hydrant," complete with license plate. 620 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:59,208 XPD 465. 621 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:03,128 Oh, thank you, Cyrus Speeler, you weird and wonderful aviculturist. 622 00:33:03,163 --> 00:33:05,248 Limousine owned by Lloyd Kramer. 623 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,299 Oh wait. Oh, my God. 624 00:33:07,335 --> 00:33:10,420 Do you know who he is? Because I do! 625 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:16,592 This is the, uh... 626 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:20,012 - The suit from the wake. - The billionaire suit from the wake. 627 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:22,147 According to Manhattan Finance Weekly, 628 00:33:22,182 --> 00:33:24,851 "he is singularly responsible for turning 629 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:28,020 "lower Manhattan into a playground for the uber rich." 630 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,440 He bought and demolished a boys and girls club on Rivington 631 00:33:30,491 --> 00:33:32,275 and turned it into a luxury high-rise. 632 00:33:32,326 --> 00:33:35,077 He paved Paradise and put up a parking lot. 633 00:33:38,782 --> 00:33:39,999 The man is a devil. 634 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,302 God, I hate him. 635 00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:42,617 Not that you're emotionally invested or anything. 636 00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:44,170 Why aren't you is the question. 637 00:33:44,204 --> 00:33:46,955 Because I'm hung up on this little thing called evidence 638 00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:48,958 and its little buddy called motive. 639 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,175 He's got a point, Laura. 640 00:33:50,211 --> 00:33:52,127 I mean, why would a guy like that kill Jerry? 641 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,297 That building's worth chump change to him. 642 00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:57,383 Here's a reason, some uber developer's gonna build 80 stories 643 00:33:57,434 --> 00:33:59,634 of multimillion dollar apartments on Jerry's block. 644 00:33:59,686 --> 00:34:01,269 Okay, so they needed his land. 645 00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:04,272 No, they needed his air. 646 00:34:05,809 --> 00:34:10,695 Developers can only build one of these monstrosities on each block. 647 00:34:10,731 --> 00:34:12,532 So they need to buy the air rights 648 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:15,367 from all the other buildings to make sure they don't build up. 649 00:34:15,402 --> 00:34:18,237 They must be paying way more for the air rights than the buildings are worth. 650 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,938 - Ten times more. - Whoo! 651 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,657 - That's a lot of free money. - Unless you're Jerry Patch, 652 00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:25,411 and you live for your Sunday brunch in the sunshine. 653 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,081 He wouldn't give that up for any amount of money. 654 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,498 Kramer must've known that, too. 655 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:30,916 So he had to strike now. 656 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,217 Or lose out forever. 657 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:35,338 Go get him. 658 00:34:37,057 --> 00:34:38,056 Let's go. 659 00:34:50,605 --> 00:34:51,603 Hello, Lloyd. 660 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,458 - Who the hell are you? - Laura Diamond, NYPD. 661 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,025 Let's go for a ride. 662 00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:59,027 You need a ride? Hail a cab. 663 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,862 I'll even give you 20 bucks, how's that? 664 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,699 Must be hard making ends meet on a civil servant's salary. 665 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:06,585 It's more than you're gonna earn stamping license plates. 666 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,871 Orange is the new black, Lloyd. 667 00:35:08,922 --> 00:35:11,456 - Or haven't you heard? - What the hell are you talking about? 668 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:18,014 How we doing back there? 669 00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:18,875 Where the hell is my driver? 670 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,719 My partner convinced him to take the night off, 671 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,983 something about outstanding warrants. 672 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:23,768 Do you know who I am? 673 00:35:23,804 --> 00:35:27,139 Detective Soto, let's take Mr. Kramer here down to the Waterfront. 674 00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:28,273 Buckle up, Lloyd. 675 00:35:52,137 --> 00:35:54,304 Jerry came here every morning to fish. 676 00:35:55,608 --> 00:35:56,858 He ever tell you why? 677 00:35:58,945 --> 00:36:02,362 'Cause he couldn't bear to watch as greedy bastards 678 00:36:03,148 --> 00:36:06,199 squeezed in more skyscrapers. 679 00:36:06,952 --> 00:36:09,487 Cut into the last rays of sunshine. 680 00:36:09,539 --> 00:36:10,871 Now you sound like Jerry. 681 00:36:11,373 --> 00:36:12,739 Talking about his rooftop. 682 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,492 - I liked it up there. - So did I. 683 00:36:16,411 --> 00:36:18,746 Spent some of my favorite Sundays up on that roof. 684 00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:20,882 So why would you ruin it by selling the air rights? 685 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:22,884 - What are you talking about? - Really, Lloyd? 686 00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:25,802 We checked with the city, you filed a partnership agreement. 687 00:36:25,838 --> 00:36:27,534 Says you bought half of Jerry's air rights. 688 00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:28,849 For 10 grand. 689 00:36:29,342 --> 00:36:31,592 You conned him. You must have heard about 690 00:36:31,643 --> 00:36:34,344 the plan to develop Jerry's block. 691 00:36:34,347 --> 00:36:37,063 You had to have known what those air rights were really worth. 692 00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:38,599 Yeah, that's right. 693 00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:42,353 And I went to Ruby and Jerry and said if they move fast they could cash in big. 694 00:36:42,405 --> 00:36:44,989 Jerry could have done a lot of good with that money, right? 695 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:47,190 He wasn't interested. 696 00:36:47,693 --> 00:36:49,744 - How did you change his mind? - I didn't. 697 00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:53,079 Couple of weeks later, Jerry said he was in trouble with a loan shark. 698 00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:56,583 I offered to pay off the debt, but Jerry's too proud to take charity, 699 00:36:56,619 --> 00:36:58,753 even though he gave all his money away. 700 00:36:58,788 --> 00:36:59,954 So instead... 701 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:02,306 He sold you half of his air rights. 702 00:37:02,342 --> 00:37:04,257 And my 50%? 703 00:37:04,626 --> 00:37:09,012 It's worthless. The developer won't pay bubkes for half the rights. 704 00:37:09,047 --> 00:37:10,213 It's all or nothing. 705 00:37:11,384 --> 00:37:13,099 That's why you killed Jerry. 706 00:37:13,135 --> 00:37:14,351 To get the other half. 707 00:37:16,222 --> 00:37:17,804 I don't get anything out of Jerry's death. 708 00:37:19,726 --> 00:37:22,693 The remaining half is in his estate. 709 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,032 You can't have three halves. 710 00:37:30,286 --> 00:37:31,318 Sorry? 711 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:34,487 No... 712 00:37:36,074 --> 00:37:37,123 I am. 713 00:37:41,547 --> 00:37:44,831 Aw, you're an answer to a prayer. 714 00:37:44,884 --> 00:37:46,751 I hate to drink alone. 715 00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:51,054 My dining room table never looks this clean. 716 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:52,889 Just gotta use the right product. 717 00:37:53,226 --> 00:37:55,092 And lots of elbow grease. 718 00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:59,130 But when we came to tell you about Jerry, you were using a heavy duty cleanser. 719 00:37:59,898 --> 00:38:01,264 I thought, well, soap's soap. 720 00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:03,583 But you know better, don't you? 721 00:38:04,237 --> 00:38:05,936 - Guess I must've been upset. - No. 722 00:38:06,572 --> 00:38:09,789 You were making sure there was no gunshot residue on your hands. 723 00:38:12,210 --> 00:38:15,929 How could you kill the man that you loved for 30 years? 724 00:38:16,331 --> 00:38:18,282 Jer always said you were a sharp one. 725 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,619 How'd you know? 726 00:38:22,672 --> 00:38:24,170 You can't have three halves. 727 00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:27,675 Jerry sold half of his air rights to Lloyd. 728 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,594 You didn't get a piece of the pie. 729 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,264 I would've been pissed off, too. 730 00:38:33,483 --> 00:38:34,465 It's nothing new. 731 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:39,519 Jer gave everything we owned away, including my future. 732 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:42,356 - I was so angry. - You could've left. 733 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:44,942 - With nothing? Like you did? - Yes! 734 00:38:44,976 --> 00:38:49,612 I put in decades of blood, sweat and tears. I deserve something out of it. 735 00:38:49,648 --> 00:38:52,449 I tried to talk sense into him, but that old fool! 736 00:38:53,152 --> 00:38:56,320 He went and he gave our future away for nothing! 737 00:38:56,621 --> 00:38:57,737 So you shot him. 738 00:38:58,824 --> 00:39:00,141 Just like that? 739 00:39:00,175 --> 00:39:02,043 It broke my heart. 740 00:39:03,295 --> 00:39:05,496 But I had to take care of myself. 741 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:09,050 No man is going to... 742 00:39:12,554 --> 00:39:15,139 Please tell me that you understand, Laura? 743 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,507 Even if I did, 744 00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:19,226 it wouldn't make this any easier. 745 00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:28,768 You're under arrest 746 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:30,820 for the murder of Jerry Patch. 747 00:39:42,201 --> 00:39:43,199 You were right. 748 00:39:43,786 --> 00:39:45,119 I was too close to this one. 749 00:39:46,755 --> 00:39:49,923 I didn't even consider Ruby as a suspect. 750 00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:50,958 Me neither. 751 00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:54,177 But, Laura, you did it. You closed the case. 752 00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:56,579 You did just what you promised Jerry. 753 00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:58,748 I just wish I felt better about it. 754 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:00,050 Me too. 755 00:40:02,855 --> 00:40:04,304 Did we just agree on something? 756 00:40:11,813 --> 00:40:12,813 Oh! 757 00:40:13,148 --> 00:40:14,364 Pray for a miracle. 758 00:40:16,735 --> 00:40:17,735 Thanks for stopping by. 759 00:40:18,153 --> 00:40:19,253 No need to thank me. 760 00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:21,871 - I am here for my check. - Oh, right. 761 00:40:25,378 --> 00:40:26,659 - Is this a joke? - No. 762 00:40:27,246 --> 00:40:29,713 Pre-payment for the next six months. 763 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:32,065 - Blood money. - Okay, can you stop 764 00:40:32,101 --> 00:40:35,335 throwing out the misplaced political babble for 10 seconds. 765 00:40:36,454 --> 00:40:37,454 It's an advance. 766 00:40:38,056 --> 00:40:39,056 You're hired. 767 00:40:39,425 --> 00:40:40,474 The boys like you. 768 00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:41,509 I... 769 00:40:41,978 --> 00:40:43,092 like... you. 770 00:40:43,646 --> 00:40:47,481 And over time I will learn to trust you, 771 00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:49,599 implicitly, but for now, 772 00:40:49,601 --> 00:40:51,518 cut a mother some slack! 773 00:40:57,492 --> 00:41:00,376 We're making collages of slain civil rights leaders tomorrow. 774 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:02,545 I'll need glue. 775 00:41:06,501 --> 00:41:07,784 Yes! 776 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:17,210 Are you kidding me! 777 00:41:17,429 --> 00:41:19,496 We're in the safety zone! 778 00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:25,719 Synced by emmasan www.addic7ed.com 56493

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